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Speaker 1: Shane is on the phone today for a first date

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Speaker 1: follow up, and he's getting ghosted by a woman named Dahlia.

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Speaker 1: So in a few minutes we'll call her and see

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Speaker 1: if she'll tell us why she's ghosting him and maybe

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Speaker 1: get him a second date. But first, Shane, why do

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Speaker 1: you think Dahlia's ghosting you?

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Speaker 2: Probably because I lied about playing the trumpet?

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Speaker 1: Why you lied about playing the trumpet? Like why would Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Why is the trumpet a been turned on too? I

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Speaker 1: didn't know that, but.

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Speaker 2: Yes, well, so here's what happened.

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Speaker 3: So I took Dahlia to a one of those traveling

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Speaker 3: night markets that kind of moves around different parts of

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Speaker 3: the country and they have food vendors, live music, games

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Speaker 3: for adults to play, and we havn't a great time.

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Speaker 3: She she told me, you know, it seemed like she

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Speaker 3: was having fun, seemed like we were reviving. And she's

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Speaker 3: told me how much he liked how spontaneous an adventurous

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Speaker 3: I was, and uh, you know, I don't really think

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Speaker 3: a night market is that adventurous, but whatever. Anyways, at

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Speaker 3: one point there was a band and they were joking

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Speaker 3: around that someone should come up and play trumpet with him.

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Speaker 3: From the audience.

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Speaker 2: You know, I was kind of.

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Speaker 3: Joking, and I was joking her and I told her

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Speaker 3: that I you know, I teased her. I was like, oh, well,

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Speaker 3: I played the trumpet since I was a little kid,

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Speaker 3: and I'm gonna go on stage and I'll go kill it,

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Speaker 3: you know, I'll surprise her kind of like uh like

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Speaker 3: that that scene an Anchorman.

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Speaker 4: You know.

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Speaker 3: I went up there and I I bombed. I was

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Speaker 3: absolutely terrible at the trumpet. Which did you already still funny?

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Speaker 3: Did you already know how to play?

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Speaker 1: Okay, so you were joking.

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Speaker 5: But I'm just gonna go up there and and be goofy,

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Speaker 6: And I thought it was funny, but uh, I don't

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Speaker 6: think she did, because after that she looked like she

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Speaker 6: had just smell the fart is the best way to

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Speaker 6: describe what her face looked like.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and the.

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Speaker 3: Day well, well yeah, and the day the date ended

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Speaker 3: shortly afterwards, and I just wanted to be clear I

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Speaker 3: did not fart, which I mean her movie has changed.

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Speaker 3: And she looked like someone does when they smell a fart,

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Speaker 3: just really upset, you.

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Speaker 2: Know, okay face, you know, yeah, okay, yeah, Well so you.

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Speaker 4: Know, basically shortly after she gave me that stank face.

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Speaker 2: I ended up just having to walk her to her car, okay,

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Speaker 2: And she gave me a very cold embrace.

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Speaker 1: And just drove off and that was it. And you

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Speaker 1: haven't talked to her since.

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Speaker 2: No, we have not spoken since, okay.

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Speaker 1: I mean, it would have been really hot if you

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Speaker 1: did go up there like salam the trumpet. But I

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Speaker 1: was a good, pretty funny ish ish if you did

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Speaker 1: any sinse, Yeah, that's it.

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Speaker 5: Oh, it was funny.

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Speaker 2: It was funny.

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Speaker 1: Okay. Well, we'll see Shane is on the phone and

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Speaker 1: he's getting ghosted by a woman named Dahlia. So we're

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Speaker 1: about to call her and see if she'll tell us

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Speaker 1: why she's ghosting him and maybe get him a second date.

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Speaker 1: But first, Shane, why don't you refresh our memory on

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Speaker 1: why you think you're getting ghosted?

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Speaker 3: Because I lied about knowing how to play the trumpet.

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Speaker 1: Well a little more than that.

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Speaker 5: Well, okay, so I went on stage.

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Speaker 4: There was like a band playing at this outdoor night

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Speaker 4: market and they kind of joked and were like, well,

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Speaker 4: does anybody the audience know how to play trumpet and

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Speaker 4: want to join us on stage?

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Speaker 3: And I don't know how to play trumpet. But I'm

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Speaker 3: being like a funny person.

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Speaker 4: So I went on stage and acted like I know

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Speaker 4: It ended up sounding really bad, but I thought it

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Speaker 4: was really goofy. It was like a goofy thing.

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Speaker 1: And it didn't seem like she thought it was funny.

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Speaker 2: Right.

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Speaker 1: It was that after that her mood kind of changed.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, she looked like she had just smelled the fart.

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Speaker 1: Okay, well, I'm gonna call it right now. Okay, here

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Speaker 1: we go. Hi, I speak to Dahlia please. Ah, yes, hey, Dahlia,

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Speaker 1: how are you? This is a radio show. It's called

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Speaker 1: The Jewbel Show.

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Speaker 7: Hi.

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Speaker 1: I'm Victoria. My name is Jewbell. How are you doing today?

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Speaker 7: I'm good?

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Speaker 1: Wait for real? Yea you ever heard of the Jubil

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Speaker 1: Show before?

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Speaker 7: Yeah? Yeah, but I'm just a little confused.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, cool. Well, I don't know if you've ever

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Speaker 1: heard a first date follow up before, but that's a

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Speaker 1: segment we do on the show where if you go

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Speaker 1: out on a date with somebody and ended up ghosting them,

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Speaker 1: that person can email us to ask you why you're

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Speaker 1: not calling them back and we got an email about you.

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Speaker 7: Oh okay, do you know, I think I know. I

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Speaker 7: think I know what's going on.

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Speaker 1: Who do you think it is?

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Speaker 7: I think it's Shane.

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Speaker 1: Yes, it is Shane. We talked to Shane a little

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Speaker 1: bit about your day. He said he really liked you,

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Speaker 1: and he doesn't get why you're not calling him back.

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Speaker 1: Would you mind telling us?

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Speaker 7: Uh, yeah, I'm ghosting Shane because he carries a hamster

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Speaker 7: in his pocket, Like it's completely normal.

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Speaker 1: Wait what there's a hamster in his pocket?

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Speaker 7: Yeah, like a small rat, like a live hamster.

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Speaker 1: Okay, thank you.

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Speaker 7: He didn't tell you about it, no, so, And I

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Speaker 7: was really just got the ick. Like basically what happened

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Speaker 7: was like the date itself was actually pretty good. We

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Speaker 7: just went to this like it's kind of like a market,

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Speaker 7: like a vendor thing one night, and that was that

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Speaker 7: was all fine. He's got like a lot of personalities,

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Speaker 7: Like I thought it was pretty funny, but like halfway through, yeah,

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Speaker 7: like I just totally got the ick. Like we we

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Speaker 7: got some pizza from one of the vendors and we

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Speaker 7: like sit down and eat it, and he just so

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Speaker 7: casually is like, look, and he reaches into his pocket.

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Speaker 7: He's wearing like one of those like Hawaiian shirts. He

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Speaker 7: like reaches into his pocket and he pulls out like

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Speaker 7: a hamster, like a lie like a mouse nowhere and

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Speaker 7: he's like yeah, and I flamed, and he said, we

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Speaker 7: didn't even need to buy this little guy a ticket,

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Speaker 7: and he's like feeding him pieces of his pizza. Like

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Speaker 7: I'm I think it's gonna be cute, but like seriously,

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Speaker 7: I was really just totally grossed out. Like, who the

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Speaker 7: hell walks around with a hamster in their pocket? It's

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Speaker 7: like it's a rat.

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Speaker 1: Okay, a.

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Speaker 5: Hamster is nowhere near rat? And what kind of sick

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Speaker 5: are you that doesn't like little furry animals? It's so cute.

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Speaker 1: Hey, Dahlia, that's Shane. He's actually on the line and

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Speaker 1: wants to talk to you.

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Speaker 7: Oh oh hi, okay, hi.

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Speaker 2: Look Dahlia, I just don't understand why you don't like

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Speaker 2: little Hamilton.

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Speaker 1: Hamilton is that the name of your hamster that you

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Speaker 1: take with you?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? Is that Similton? Is that a great name? Cute?

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Speaker 7: Okay, the name is that's great, The name is fine

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Speaker 7: loves the musical. I just don't understand why you think

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Speaker 7: just brings some like surprise pocket hamster on our first

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Speaker 7: date isn't something you should tell someone beforehand?

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Speaker 3: What wait, Tellia, why do you keep saying quote, surprise

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Speaker 3: pocket hamster end quote?

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Speaker 2: But that's a that or crazy thing that's awesome?

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Speaker 7: No, no, it's not normal. People don't like discover rodents

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Speaker 7: in other people's pockets like halfway through you know, appetizers,

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Speaker 7: and it's gross.

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Speaker 5: He's not a rodent. His name is Hamilton, Lord Halton, the.

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Speaker 7: Lord Hamilton. That's like not, that's not any better half.

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Speaker 5: He has anxiety when I leave in that role.

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Speaker 7: Well, I have anxiety when we're like eating which him,

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Speaker 7: they are present and the same dude.

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Speaker 5: Wait wait wait Zaalia, you literally said he was cute.

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Speaker 7: Huh. He was just staring at me, all right, And

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Speaker 7: I'm like, in public, I'm on a date with a

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Speaker 7: psychopath who just keeps rooms in his pocket. Like what

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Speaker 7: am I supposed to say?

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Speaker 5: You know what? You know what?

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Speaker 2: You're just a racist, that's where you.

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Speaker 1: Are, Okay, Yeah, whoa.

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Speaker 2: You're racing you're racist against hamsters.

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Speaker 7: Right, Okay, that's that's a little much, Like that's too far.

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Speaker 7: You've got to be kidding I'm not enough.

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Speaker 3: You're literally the first person I've ever met a problem

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Speaker 3: with my hamster.

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Speaker 2: I didn't lose.

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Speaker 5: You hated fun.

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Speaker 7: Okay, okay, yeah, all right, you're right. I'm just boring

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Speaker 7: and I just want to live my boring rat free

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Speaker 7: life alone.

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Speaker 1: Okay, okay, yeah, I would you like another date with Shane?

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Speaker 1: We'll pay for it.

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Speaker 7: Well, no, no, And what's like the rage is weird too,

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Speaker 7: so add that to the list.

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Speaker 2: And that's fine, that's fine. Season never again racist.

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Speaker 1: Okay, well,