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Speaker 1: listening to Maybe Facts. I was the grossest slurp I've

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Speaker 1: part of the AMR stairs very different. Well, what's crazy

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Speaker 1: is I actually started and you weren't listening to me,

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Speaker 1: and so you actually denied me, which is crazy. I

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Speaker 1: just think whispering can mean anything, and it can mean

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Speaker 1: but why should it be your reality versus? Well, it's

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Speaker 1: just like I start it, so like I started, Like

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Speaker 1: Let's get that straight. Well, yeah, but I did start it,

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Speaker 1: And for you to just deny my idea, it's like like,

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Speaker 1: really it's a bad So fine, let's take what you

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Speaker 1: think it's funny for us to be like the kids

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Speaker 1: and that's what's crazy is that we have to sort

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Speaker 1: of build it together and we like work on that

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Speaker 1: you know what I mean. That's true. It is a

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Speaker 1: collaborative process. Like I'm not coming in with like a

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Speaker 1: whole bucket of popcorn. I know, but is it even

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Speaker 1: don't see that, it's like so upsetting to me. Okay, Sam, who,

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Speaker 1: who the funk they are? The kids? How many of

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Speaker 1: them are they? What are they're doing? We're whispering and

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Speaker 1: the kids are upstairs? This makes sense, Like this is

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Speaker 1: up because you need to hear this. Hey, guys, what's up.

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Speaker 1: You're listening to Stradio Lab. You just did the one

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Speaker 1: I said, what's up? I know, but it's like changing

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Speaker 1: your voice in that dramatic of way being like, right

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Speaker 1: now that's over, We're no longer whispering. Yeah, I was

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Speaker 1: trying to edit the scene. Our scene was going absolutely nowhere.

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Speaker 1: We weren't listening to each other. Are chemistry is in

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Speaker 1: the guard. So here's what how I envisioned it is

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Speaker 1: You know? Okay, A, I let you have it with

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Speaker 1: actually think of comedians as the new philosophers. That is

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Speaker 1: so interesting. How long do you guys talk about Max? Oh? Sorry, okay,

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Speaker 1: don't worry. Max, don't have a lot to say when

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Speaker 1: Stradio Lab. Yes, how do we feel about that now? Okay,

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Speaker 1: thank you. That's actually one of our new segments is

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Speaker 1: him in by saying his name. Yeah, well, that's not

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Speaker 1: that down. That's genius. Oh my god. You know, you

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Speaker 1: Keep guessing? Prayers, Melancholia? No, but you know what, I

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Speaker 1: my body's going on? What is coming on with him

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Speaker 1: right now? Um? He's been really weird this entire day.

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Speaker 1: What happened? I don't know. I think something weird happened

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Speaker 1: last night, like at home. Yeah, you think he's having

422
00:28:00,480 --> 00:28:03,760
Speaker 1: some home issues. Well, you know, I talked about it

423
00:28:03,840 --> 00:28:09,800
Speaker 1: with Misha, and Misha says he's been acting really strange. Okay, Okay,

424
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Speaker 1: Well I'm not gonna like air all of his stuff. Yeah.

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00:28:14,080 --> 00:28:19,480
Speaker 1: I did hear that his mother is um so I'm

426
00:28:19,520 --> 00:28:22,240
Speaker 1: not going to be celebrating Christmas anymore. She's actually converting

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Speaker 1: to Judaism. And I think that he might be a

428
00:28:24,640 --> 00:28:27,439
Speaker 1: little bit upset about that, because you have to understand

429
00:28:27,440 --> 00:28:28,879
Speaker 1: the people in that part of the world. They're not

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Speaker 1: they don't Jewish is not raying there. People don't know,

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00:28:32,720 --> 00:28:36,280
Speaker 1: people don't people don't know Jews, they don't don't where

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00:28:36,320 --> 00:28:39,760
Speaker 1: Sam is from. They've never met and in fact, even

433
00:28:39,760 --> 00:28:41,000
Speaker 1: he's been living in New York for years, but he

434
00:28:41,040 --> 00:28:42,680
Speaker 1: still has never met a Jew. And it's actually kind

435
00:28:42,680 --> 00:28:45,240
Speaker 1: of a sign. It's a sign, and it's fully intentional.

436
00:28:46,560 --> 00:28:50,880
Speaker 1: But but I guess, you know, like you know, when

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00:28:50,920 --> 00:28:53,520
Speaker 1: people like riding for advice and there's like the question

438
00:28:53,600 --> 00:28:55,520
Speaker 1: that they asked them, there's like the real question that's

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Speaker 1: under I think the Welsh I think there's this sort

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00:28:58,360 --> 00:29:00,400
Speaker 1: of thing with her, like converting to Judaism, Like what's

441
00:29:00,480 --> 00:29:05,400
Speaker 1: really going on? Oh hi Sam? Hi Sam? Guys, what

442
00:29:05,520 --> 00:29:10,120
Speaker 1: did you say about me? Just? Yeah, we were we

443
00:29:10,200 --> 00:29:15,320
Speaker 1: were chatting about film um and ye films like The

444
00:29:15,480 --> 00:29:21,640
Speaker 1: Colonel and the Witch, which is one of my favorite,

445
00:29:21,680 --> 00:29:28,600
Speaker 1: The Colonel and the Witch, Um, the Flame of Udoon,

446
00:29:29,080 --> 00:29:35,680
Speaker 1: the Flame of Wodoon. Yeah. Um, well, I feel much better.

447
00:29:35,760 --> 00:29:38,240
Speaker 1: I really needed to pee and I also needed to

448
00:29:38,240 --> 00:29:41,080
Speaker 1: pull my nose. You don't sound like you blew your nose.

449
00:29:41,200 --> 00:29:44,160
Speaker 1: Well I did. I just so stuffier than you did

450
00:29:44,320 --> 00:29:47,560
Speaker 1: when you love I'm always nasially. You know this about me?

451
00:29:48,080 --> 00:29:51,040
Speaker 1: You are? This isn't the first time you Wait, wait,

452
00:29:51,200 --> 00:29:53,640
Speaker 1: what do you feel like I'm nasally? Because I think

453
00:29:53,680 --> 00:29:56,080
Speaker 1: I'm super nasally when I hear my voice. Here's the thing,

454
00:29:56,160 --> 00:29:59,760
Speaker 1: I think all three of us are nasially. All right,

455
00:30:00,600 --> 00:30:06,720
Speaker 1: we need to take you all sound great? Okay, interesting? Okay?

456
00:30:06,960 --> 00:30:12,720
Speaker 1: That us he just tried. Okay, so none of us

457
00:30:12,720 --> 00:30:17,920
Speaker 1: are easily then no where all my whole identity is shattered. Okay, okay,

458
00:30:18,120 --> 00:30:26,840
Speaker 1: snatch my drag wig okay with Okay with Oh my god,

459
00:30:29,200 --> 00:30:33,840
Speaker 1: oh my god. Finally, finally my reality matches my real.

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00:30:34,040 --> 00:30:36,120
Speaker 1: If you're a comedian and you're not nasily, what the

461
00:30:36,200 --> 00:30:39,200
Speaker 1: funk are you even doing? Grow up? You guys are

462
00:30:39,240 --> 00:30:41,200
Speaker 1: still on your last topic from last episode. Are on

463
00:30:41,280 --> 00:30:49,320
Speaker 1: a topic. So basically what ended up happening is that

464
00:30:49,400 --> 00:30:52,400
Speaker 1: we were going through topics. Boats was one of them

465
00:30:52,840 --> 00:31:01,480
Speaker 1: for attorneys and sororities, acoustic guitar, And then I said Denver, Denver, Denver,

466
00:31:02,400 --> 00:31:04,760
Speaker 1: and so then Max goes, I want to do that one,

467
00:31:05,480 --> 00:31:07,880
Speaker 1: and then I say, do you know anything about Denver,

468
00:31:07,960 --> 00:31:11,840
Speaker 1: and he says no, no, no. Meanwhile, Sam also seems

469
00:31:11,920 --> 00:31:14,120
Speaker 1: very excited about this topic, and so then I asked him,

470
00:31:14,360 --> 00:31:16,320
Speaker 1: do you think it would have anything to say about Denver?

471
00:31:16,520 --> 00:31:19,120
Speaker 1: And he says no. And then we turned to you

472
00:31:19,240 --> 00:31:21,400
Speaker 1: and say what do you know about Denver? And said,

473
00:31:21,800 --> 00:31:29,080
Speaker 1: in fact nothing, And so then we all looked at

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00:31:29,120 --> 00:31:33,240
Speaker 1: each other and we said we should do Denver. We

475
00:31:33,320 --> 00:31:37,920
Speaker 1: should do Denver. And it is now finally time to

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00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:40,720
Speaker 1: introduce the topic of the day, and it is the

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Speaker 1: city of Denver. And as these introductions go, I think, um,

478
00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:51,760
Speaker 1: this one warrants us all sort of joined together in

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00:31:52,120 --> 00:31:57,200
Speaker 1: the national anthem of the United States from memory. Oh

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Speaker 1: can you see by the dawn? Johness is clean, knocks

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00:32:31,160 --> 00:32:46,840
Speaker 1: in truth, truth, bringing home. It's our flag. Still say,

482
00:32:47,720 --> 00:33:00,320
Speaker 1: is that to spank the bad hair? Ners bleed hair? Oh?

483
00:33:02,160 --> 00:33:17,760
Speaker 1: Hang on, gleam, Oh the land, the food and and

484
00:33:19,120 --> 00:33:39,520
Speaker 1: hu hu Yes, super Bowl, everybody, let's play some basketball. Okay,

485
00:33:39,560 --> 00:33:42,200
Speaker 1: now we can talk about I just googled it. It

486
00:33:42,280 --> 00:33:45,000
Speaker 1: says it's the capital of Colorado. We don't google it.

487
00:33:46,320 --> 00:33:55,640
Speaker 1: You'll spoil it. No spoilers, stop it, stop it. George.

488
00:33:55,680 --> 00:33:57,000
Speaker 1: I'm gonna need your phone, so that should be on

489
00:33:57,000 --> 00:34:01,920
Speaker 1: airplane mode. You don't know what, no spoiler, we know.

490
00:34:02,280 --> 00:34:09,160
Speaker 1: Now your background is literally Greek. We get it. Famous

491
00:34:09,360 --> 00:34:14,000
Speaker 1: Latin X performers there is try to convince the world

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00:34:14,040 --> 00:34:19,239
Speaker 1: that he's Greek. Oh my god. Okay, so we're on.

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00:34:19,680 --> 00:34:23,959
Speaker 1: So we're is a city in the state of Colorado. Yeah, yeah,

494
00:34:24,360 --> 00:34:31,919
Speaker 1: with an elevation of feet love sea levels straight. People

495
00:34:31,960 --> 00:34:38,200
Speaker 1: are obsessed with elevation about level. Oh this within this

496
00:34:38,320 --> 00:34:40,919
Speaker 1: is actually below The city is actually below sea level,

497
00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:45,759
Speaker 1: which which is crazy. It's like, okay, then why am

498
00:34:45,800 --> 00:34:49,800
Speaker 1: I not drowning? Bitch? You know, these are the tough questions.

499
00:34:49,960 --> 00:34:52,560
Speaker 1: Why how can I may be below sea level and

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00:34:52,640 --> 00:34:56,440
Speaker 1: be dry? Right? It doesn't make this is an Atlantis?

501
00:34:57,600 --> 00:35:00,279
Speaker 1: We are under the sea, do I he just spell

502
00:35:00,440 --> 00:35:03,359
Speaker 1: this out for you, Like, we're under the fucking sea.

503
00:35:03,520 --> 00:35:07,320
Speaker 1: Sea level is where the sea is. This is by definition,

504
00:35:07,600 --> 00:35:10,719
Speaker 1: by definitely. If words don't mean anything, then the whole

505
00:35:10,760 --> 00:35:13,200
Speaker 1: system falls apart. Do you think Denver is above or

506
00:35:13,280 --> 00:35:17,439
Speaker 1: below sea level? So it's a it's a gleaming city

507
00:35:17,600 --> 00:35:21,360
Speaker 1: in a tower. Yeah, well I wouldn't go that far,

508
00:35:21,480 --> 00:35:24,080
Speaker 1: but I do think it's on a plateau. It is

509
00:35:24,120 --> 00:35:29,600
Speaker 1: an entirely manmade plateau. Yes, the first man made plateau,

510
00:35:29,640 --> 00:35:33,640
Speaker 1: first manmade plateau. They built it back in the Roosevelt ears,

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Speaker 1: I love Roosevelt Roosevelt to you know what I stand Roosevelt.

512
00:35:38,040 --> 00:35:41,840
Speaker 1: I have to give three slaves and one word to Roosevelt.

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00:35:41,960 --> 00:35:46,640
Speaker 1: I actually do love the Roosevelt. Looking up, I went

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Speaker 1: to Roosevelt Rose Roosevelt. I went to Roosevelt Elementary because

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00:35:52,560 --> 00:36:01,600
Speaker 1: it's Romeo. Did you know, thank you forever dog listen,

516
00:36:01,840 --> 00:36:06,440
Speaker 1: Thank you forever dog listeners. I've been Michael Barbaro and

517
00:36:09,760 --> 00:36:16,000
Speaker 1: Richard Gear take it away. Okay, so all right, son

518
00:36:16,320 --> 00:36:20,880
Speaker 1: was invented by the Roosevelts. Well, it was a project

519
00:36:20,960 --> 00:36:23,520
Speaker 1: undertaken by the Roosevelt administration, but it was actually all

520
00:36:23,600 --> 00:36:27,320
Speaker 1: a c I a op. Yes. Well, and at the

521
00:36:27,360 --> 00:36:32,560
Speaker 1: time the CIA was all women. It was before toxic masculinity.

522
00:36:34,200 --> 00:36:39,239
Speaker 1: So Gina Haspell. Yeah, well that's finally they're bringing back

523
00:36:39,320 --> 00:36:42,719
Speaker 1: women in the surveillance. Thank god. Hey. Oh by the way,

524
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Speaker 1: Gina Haspell, If you're listening, what's up your psycho bitch?

525
00:36:46,520 --> 00:36:51,399
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I love you, Gina. We would love

526
00:36:51,560 --> 00:36:56,680
Speaker 1: to snatch that wig she is looking snatch gasp is

527
00:36:56,680 --> 00:37:01,000
Speaker 1: looking snatch in the torture program. I've always thought she

528
00:37:01,200 --> 00:37:04,279
Speaker 1: is working, you know, whatever she is doing. You know,

529
00:37:04,600 --> 00:37:06,680
Speaker 1: you know what the thing with Gina Hospital is the

530
00:37:06,800 --> 00:37:10,719
Speaker 1: gate slept on her. I've always gonna stand in the

531
00:37:10,760 --> 00:37:12,920
Speaker 1: day one stand Gina and you know they let they

532
00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:15,360
Speaker 1: let her flop, But they shouldn't have let her flop

533
00:37:16,280 --> 00:37:18,719
Speaker 1: because she has always had a good Yeah, and all

534
00:37:18,800 --> 00:37:20,680
Speaker 1: of these other girls are just doing what she was

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00:37:20,760 --> 00:37:23,360
Speaker 1: doing all along. Without Gina Hospital, there would be no

536
00:37:24,320 --> 00:37:28,799
Speaker 1: Ariana Grande, there would be no du Alipada, and there

537
00:37:28,800 --> 00:37:32,360
Speaker 1: would be no bb Rexa. I'm still not convinced there

538
00:37:33,440 --> 00:37:35,680
Speaker 1: Wait what Wait, you didn't make that up. I did

539
00:37:35,760 --> 00:37:41,400
Speaker 1: not make that up. And talk about bb Rexa, are

540
00:37:41,440 --> 00:37:46,680
Speaker 1: there any famous people from Denver Um, bb Rexham, BBR

541
00:37:46,719 --> 00:37:51,600
Speaker 1: excess from Denver? She was she was also everything in Denver.

542
00:37:51,680 --> 00:37:53,600
Speaker 1: I mean Denver is an artificial city. And then also

543
00:37:53,640 --> 00:37:56,600
Speaker 1: all the humans there are created with cloning technology. No

544
00:37:56,680 --> 00:38:00,719
Speaker 1: one has ever been sounds like like a cute little

545
00:38:00,760 --> 00:38:06,880
Speaker 1: gay term for an eating disorder. I think she might

546
00:38:06,960 --> 00:38:10,879
Speaker 1: be a little by rex you know what I mean? Yeah,

547
00:38:10,960 --> 00:38:13,279
Speaker 1: like Gina haspeal is looking so snatched. I wonder if

548
00:38:13,280 --> 00:38:20,720
Speaker 1: she's sash. It also sounds like maybe like fourth season

549
00:38:20,760 --> 00:38:24,919
Speaker 1: Power Rangers villain. Sure, oh yeah, totally. Um So Denver

550
00:38:25,760 --> 00:38:27,839
Speaker 1: the City on a Hill, Baby Rex is the mayor

551
00:38:27,920 --> 00:38:32,080
Speaker 1: of Denver, and Denver is um interesting because it's um

552
00:38:32,920 --> 00:38:37,640
Speaker 1: more breweries per capita than any town in the world,

553
00:38:39,600 --> 00:38:43,759
Speaker 1: and in fact, none of the beer is actually good.

554
00:38:44,680 --> 00:38:48,320
Speaker 1: And but it's all on tap, all on tap, so

555
00:38:48,640 --> 00:38:53,799
Speaker 1: any beer you want that's bad. Wait. I'm just now

556
00:38:53,920 --> 00:38:59,360
Speaker 1: understanding that this podcast is is trying to be fact

557
00:38:59,800 --> 00:39:02,399
Speaker 1: like like you guys are like actually sort of saying

558
00:39:02,440 --> 00:39:05,320
Speaker 1: things with conviction like they do in radio lab. Is

559
00:39:05,360 --> 00:39:12,799
Speaker 1: that what the thing is? No, both over and underthinking it. Okay, Yeah,

560
00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:17,440
Speaker 1: what we do here is sort of what you're seeing.

561
00:39:17,560 --> 00:39:22,319
Speaker 1: You know. It's a bit. It's um, i'men to made

562
00:39:22,360 --> 00:39:26,600
Speaker 1: it weird. My next guest is Pete Holmes, and you

563
00:39:26,680 --> 00:39:33,440
Speaker 1: made it weird Pete. Now we're both from Denver. I

564
00:39:33,520 --> 00:39:35,560
Speaker 1: can't do it Pete impression. I was gonna try, and

565
00:39:35,760 --> 00:39:39,040
Speaker 1: I was like, you know, the host of you made

566
00:39:39,080 --> 00:39:47,120
Speaker 1: it weird? Oh He's just like yeah, yeah, ye isn't

567
00:39:47,160 --> 00:39:50,719
Speaker 1: it crazy? That does everyone dislike him? I think he

568
00:39:50,800 --> 00:39:55,680
Speaker 1: deserves everything he's ever gotten Max. I saw him perform

569
00:39:56,040 --> 00:40:00,920
Speaker 1: once in Williamsburg, maybe six years ago, and I and

570
00:40:01,040 --> 00:40:07,000
Speaker 1: and I wish I hadn't because you got so inspired,

571
00:40:09,120 --> 00:40:16,520
Speaker 1: because you've got diarrhea. And I've never recovered. Denver, Denver, Denver, Denver.

572
00:40:17,040 --> 00:40:20,239
Speaker 1: Most breweries per capita. Everyone who lives in Denver owns

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00:40:20,280 --> 00:40:22,759
Speaker 1: a brewery, and actually none of them make any money.

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00:40:22,880 --> 00:40:25,600
Speaker 1: Can I let me tell you what my image of Denver? Okay, yes,

575
00:40:25,680 --> 00:40:30,920
Speaker 1: paint a picture. Okay, so well, okay, Purple mountains majesty

576
00:40:31,000 --> 00:40:33,960
Speaker 1: in the background. Okay, okay, yeah, that's what that song

577
00:40:34,080 --> 00:40:38,360
Speaker 1: is based on. People in the foreground, like full on Canada,

578
00:40:38,440 --> 00:40:42,839
Speaker 1: goose year round Canada, Goose summer Canada, Canada goose by

579
00:40:42,880 --> 00:40:45,960
Speaker 1: the way, it's so warm in New York right now,

580
00:40:46,320 --> 00:40:52,480
Speaker 1: petition to change winter to be called cold summer. You

581
00:40:52,520 --> 00:40:57,040
Speaker 1: know what I mean? Bullshit? This is my The fact

582
00:40:57,080 --> 00:41:00,560
Speaker 1: that you came onto my podcast and said that out

583
00:41:00,600 --> 00:41:04,359
Speaker 1: loud is so absurd. What do you mean? Wait? Wait,

584
00:41:04,880 --> 00:41:06,719
Speaker 1: did you like, did you like tweet something about this?

585
00:41:08,120 --> 00:41:12,200
Speaker 1: I'm just trying to be mad. Okay, how can you? Okay,

586
00:41:12,239 --> 00:41:17,320
Speaker 1: So anyway, So Canada goose year round? Honestly, Canada Canada's

587
00:41:17,320 --> 00:41:21,320
Speaker 1: probably makes like Denver exclusive like skirts. You know Canada Goose.

588
00:41:21,640 --> 00:41:26,640
Speaker 1: Do you think Canada Goose was founded in Denver? Yes? Yes,

589
00:41:27,719 --> 00:41:33,520
Speaker 1: Denver belongs to Canada a n. Denver is a Canadian

590
00:41:33,560 --> 00:41:35,600
Speaker 1: city in the United States. Yes, it's like what is

591
00:41:35,640 --> 00:41:38,520
Speaker 1: it like Lesotho, which is like completely It is exactly

592
00:41:38,600 --> 00:41:42,960
Speaker 1: like you know what I mean, like completely bound by

593
00:41:43,080 --> 00:41:47,080
Speaker 1: South Africa? Right? Is that? M I A one said,

594
00:41:47,360 --> 00:41:50,840
Speaker 1: but as what's up with that? Okay, George, you're evading

595
00:41:51,000 --> 00:41:54,719
Speaker 1: whoa do you just clock with? Just haven't sam? I

596
00:41:55,200 --> 00:41:58,560
Speaker 1: was looking to the like intellectual intellectual one and I

597
00:42:00,280 --> 00:42:05,160
Speaker 1: question yeah, and then I responded by quoting art. No, no,

598
00:42:05,360 --> 00:42:11,319
Speaker 1: you evaded verifying. What did you ask me though? Yeah,

599
00:42:11,520 --> 00:42:18,880
Speaker 1: it's completely encapsulated by Yeah, it's encapsulated. You know. I

600
00:42:18,960 --> 00:42:21,000
Speaker 1: don't know what frost Nixon is, but I feel like

601
00:42:21,080 --> 00:42:23,680
Speaker 1: this is what that is. Frost Nix, and I like

602
00:42:23,760 --> 00:42:30,040
Speaker 1: to call it cold Summer Nixon. I literally just said that,

603
00:42:30,280 --> 00:42:33,600
Speaker 1: like two minutes ago, dragged your ass. You're done in

604
00:42:33,680 --> 00:42:39,279
Speaker 1: this town. Okay, So Canada Goose says it, it gets

605
00:42:39,440 --> 00:42:43,879
Speaker 1: no attention. But when George says that we teach girls

606
00:42:43,920 --> 00:42:48,320
Speaker 1: to shrink themselves to make themselves smaller. We say it,

607
00:42:48,320 --> 00:42:50,560
Speaker 1: two girls, you can have ambition, but not too much.

608
00:42:51,160 --> 00:42:58,600
Speaker 1: Is that from Madam Max? Wait? Do you guys know

609
00:42:58,680 --> 00:43:01,399
Speaker 1: about my Madam X issue? No? Wait, I actually really

610
00:43:01,480 --> 00:43:04,120
Speaker 1: like the one song from dam X. Stop for one second,

611
00:43:04,200 --> 00:43:06,919
Speaker 1: because actually I have nothing to say about that album

612
00:43:06,920 --> 00:43:08,440
Speaker 1: because I don't know. I really don't even know what

613
00:43:08,480 --> 00:43:12,719
Speaker 1: it is. My issue right now that I actually still

614
00:43:12,840 --> 00:43:18,520
Speaker 1: have to resolve. Is that six months ago or so

615
00:43:19,280 --> 00:43:21,319
Speaker 1: I received a check from SAG. Stopped looking at your phone.

616
00:43:21,320 --> 00:43:24,680
Speaker 1: I'm talking. I received a check from SAG. Get it

617
00:43:24,920 --> 00:43:31,800
Speaker 1: addressed addressed two Madam X. Oh. I didn't know that

618
00:43:35,080 --> 00:43:38,200
Speaker 1: because because because as a joke, when I was entering

619
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Speaker 1: my information into the SAG website, I typed in, like,

620
00:43:40,480 --> 00:43:42,080
Speaker 1: because there's a post where you have like put in

621
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Speaker 1: your like stage name, and I was like Madam X,

622
00:43:44,360 --> 00:43:46,000
Speaker 1: and I like took a photo of it to send

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Speaker 1: us some people, and I like laughed and went and

624
00:43:47,840 --> 00:43:49,560
Speaker 1: got some tea or something. I came back and then

625
00:43:49,600 --> 00:43:52,320
Speaker 1: I just filled in my address and enter and so

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00:43:53,719 --> 00:43:55,759
Speaker 1: with the full intention of changing it back and then

627
00:43:55,800 --> 00:43:59,640
Speaker 1: but I just fucked up. And you know, SAG like

628
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Speaker 1: all is operated by like like you know, you know

629
00:44:05,000 --> 00:44:07,799
Speaker 1: Candice in accounting or whatever, and you know, and none

630
00:44:07,840 --> 00:44:09,880
Speaker 1: of it takes place online. You have to call in

631
00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:12,000
Speaker 1: for everything, so I literally have to call them and

632
00:44:12,040 --> 00:44:15,000
Speaker 1: be like you I believe no, I'm you're going to

633
00:44:15,080 --> 00:44:18,719
Speaker 1: be sued by this is the thing I did that

634
00:44:19,800 --> 00:44:24,880
Speaker 1: months before she announced. Yes, how did you do that?

635
00:44:25,200 --> 00:44:27,560
Speaker 1: That was not clear when you posted about this. That's

636
00:44:27,600 --> 00:44:31,319
Speaker 1: what's you predicted. You have to find the comedy on things, Max.

637
00:44:31,400 --> 00:44:33,279
Speaker 1: I think George could really teach you a thing or

638
00:44:33,320 --> 00:44:37,279
Speaker 1: two about comedy. Just because something is random doesn't mean

639
00:44:37,320 --> 00:44:39,880
Speaker 1: it's funny. Yeah, just because you're awkward doesn't mean you're

640
00:44:39,880 --> 00:44:42,200
Speaker 1: gonna get laugh The deal is is that it is

641
00:44:42,239 --> 00:44:47,600
Speaker 1: implied already, George, because guess what everyone listening already knows jokes.

642
00:44:56,200 --> 00:44:59,839
Speaker 1: Everyone on this podcast already knows because they saw my name.

643
00:45:00,080 --> 00:45:01,640
Speaker 1: And when they see my name, they've already listened on

644
00:45:01,719 --> 00:45:07,319
Speaker 1: my podcast and I've talked about this on Oh yeah, Well,

645
00:45:07,360 --> 00:45:10,000
Speaker 1: they've seen the name Madam X and immediately know which

646
00:45:10,040 --> 00:45:13,080
Speaker 1: other podcasts you've been in a title of Madam eggs,

647
00:45:15,320 --> 00:45:18,040
Speaker 1: you know who's my Madam X? Gina hasball? Do you

648
00:45:18,160 --> 00:45:22,560
Speaker 1: think Madonna has ever been to Denver? Yes, yeah, she has.

649
00:45:22,760 --> 00:45:26,120
Speaker 1: She loves it there. She summers. When do people ski there?

650
00:45:26,640 --> 00:45:29,680
Speaker 1: You know, I think you're thinking of Aspen when I

651
00:45:29,800 --> 00:45:32,160
Speaker 1: think of both of those are in Colorado. When I think,

652
00:45:33,000 --> 00:45:39,560
Speaker 1: you know, Colorado is a multiple city. Would not know

653
00:45:39,680 --> 00:45:42,440
Speaker 1: that cold? I would not. I would have said, wait,

654
00:45:42,560 --> 00:45:45,640
Speaker 1: let me I straight up. I think I would have said, California.

655
00:45:46,120 --> 00:45:48,880
Speaker 1: Do you know where Max? You're from? California? Yes, there

656
00:45:48,920 --> 00:45:55,839
Speaker 1: are snowy mountains there. I know in Tahoe, Tahos in California. Now,

657
00:45:55,920 --> 00:45:59,560
Speaker 1: I've seen everything. California's got everything. And that's what you

658
00:45:59,600 --> 00:46:04,200
Speaker 1: guys got a protected with every thing you got. Why

659
00:46:04,320 --> 00:46:06,879
Speaker 1: is that on us? Yeah, we've never even been there.

660
00:46:08,320 --> 00:46:10,440
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, you guys are letting it burn. You

661
00:46:10,520 --> 00:46:12,680
Speaker 1: guys are letting it burn. And guess what. All of

662
00:46:12,760 --> 00:46:15,840
Speaker 1: your little almond milks, all of your little broccolis you

663
00:46:15,920 --> 00:46:20,200
Speaker 1: eat from California, I'll have your little broccoli, and all

664
00:46:20,520 --> 00:46:24,160
Speaker 1: the industry you're trying to impress, they're all gonna burn down.

665
00:46:24,320 --> 00:46:29,480
Speaker 1: I hate when all the exacts burn up, and actually

666
00:46:29,640 --> 00:46:32,360
Speaker 1: actually happens every year. Is that all the executives in

667
00:46:32,480 --> 00:46:36,320
Speaker 1: Los Angeles burn and then they rise like Phoenix is

668
00:46:36,400 --> 00:46:40,279
Speaker 1: out of the ashes, and the announced and then they

669
00:46:40,280 --> 00:46:45,640
Speaker 1: announced the lineup for Thursdays on NBC. That would be

670
00:46:45,719 --> 00:46:50,160
Speaker 1: fun if there was sort of, um more pageantry like

671
00:46:50,280 --> 00:46:53,080
Speaker 1: that comm announcement. Yeah, like a smoke was released from

672
00:46:53,160 --> 00:46:55,160
Speaker 1: like the NBC building when they were ready to have

673
00:46:55,280 --> 00:46:57,840
Speaker 1: the lineup. That would be really fun. Yeah, more buildings

674
00:46:57,920 --> 00:47:00,520
Speaker 1: need to as a gimmick have smoke being out of them.

675
00:47:00,800 --> 00:47:03,800
Speaker 1: I think it's cute. Yeah, it's sort of builds communities

676
00:47:03,920 --> 00:47:08,960
Speaker 1: is really insensitive? How so towards people whose houses are

677
00:47:09,080 --> 00:47:14,759
Speaker 1: burning down right now? Max, No one's houses are burning down.

678
00:47:14,800 --> 00:47:18,320
Speaker 1: If it were burning, I would smell it. Yeah, what

679
00:47:18,440 --> 00:47:21,520
Speaker 1: are you talking like? Fire smells so bad and I

680
00:47:21,560 --> 00:47:25,840
Speaker 1: would know. Okay, here's we're doing straight shooters again. Fire

681
00:47:26,000 --> 00:47:29,560
Speaker 1: or ice for straight people, for just for just like

682
00:47:30,840 --> 00:47:35,279
Speaker 1: street shooters were for me and not about Because I

683
00:47:35,360 --> 00:47:37,160
Speaker 1: could see your the wheels turning in your head and

684
00:47:37,160 --> 00:47:40,600
Speaker 1: you were over there you were thinking too, saying what

685
00:47:41,840 --> 00:47:47,000
Speaker 1: between these two things? Four straight people? Okay, everyone, I mean,

686
00:47:47,080 --> 00:47:49,759
Speaker 1: everyone can interpret it how they want. But now for you,

687
00:47:50,080 --> 00:47:56,600
Speaker 1: fire or ice? Fire? Why? I mean, look at me,

688
00:47:56,680 --> 00:47:58,560
Speaker 1: I look like guy the area right now. I mean

689
00:47:59,400 --> 00:48:01,960
Speaker 1: sometimes your ice. No, I think I have like an

690
00:48:02,200 --> 00:48:05,960
Speaker 1: icy sense of ability sometimes to it. But I know

691
00:48:06,080 --> 00:48:12,800
Speaker 1: I think I'm I'm fire George. Are you fire? Rice Earth?

692
00:48:13,360 --> 00:48:19,320
Speaker 1: I would Sam? Yeah, you're sucking earth bitch. Yeah, so

693
00:48:19,520 --> 00:48:28,520
Speaker 1: grounded and fucking boring. Sam, You're um, you're like, I

694
00:48:28,560 --> 00:48:35,600
Speaker 1: don't know, you're like swamp type Jesus. Yeah, I'll take that.

695
00:48:36,560 --> 00:48:39,960
Speaker 1: Do you know I just had a really really depressing realization.

696
00:48:40,239 --> 00:48:44,160
Speaker 1: What of the three of us, I'm the most Denver. No, No,

697
00:48:44,400 --> 00:48:52,200
Speaker 1: Sam is that's true. That's not fair. That's true. I'm

698
00:48:52,200 --> 00:48:58,960
Speaker 1: from the Midwest, the most Denver. Okay, for everyone listening,

699
00:49:01,000 --> 00:49:03,160
Speaker 1: let's say someone's gonna go visit Denver. What do we

700
00:49:03,280 --> 00:49:06,560
Speaker 1: think they should do? The reason I asked about skiing

701
00:49:06,800 --> 00:49:09,759
Speaker 1: is because in Denver I see in my mind's eye

702
00:49:11,040 --> 00:49:14,160
Speaker 1: ski lifts, but I don't that's how they but I do,

703
00:49:14,360 --> 00:49:17,640
Speaker 1: But I don't see the like snowy mountain. You know

704
00:49:17,680 --> 00:49:21,360
Speaker 1: what I see. I see cold ponds. I see like

705
00:49:21,560 --> 00:49:25,799
Speaker 1: people hiking and like like like setting up camp next

706
00:49:25,840 --> 00:49:29,239
Speaker 1: to a cold pond. I okay, So Denver is a

707
00:49:29,320 --> 00:49:32,239
Speaker 1: series of cold ponds. That's how it was built. And

708
00:49:32,320 --> 00:49:34,040
Speaker 1: then because of that, there are no roads, and the

709
00:49:34,120 --> 00:49:36,480
Speaker 1: way you get around is through ski lifts. So in fact,

710
00:49:36,520 --> 00:49:39,400
Speaker 1: public transportation is just an alternating kind of network of

711
00:49:39,480 --> 00:49:47,279
Speaker 1: ski lifts. Okay, on just just making like a complex

712
00:49:47,880 --> 00:50:05,040
Speaker 1: like beautiful and everyone, Oh my god, Ursula, So Denver, Colorado,

713
00:50:05,120 --> 00:50:07,920
Speaker 1: you know, I want to take one thing back. I

714
00:50:08,040 --> 00:50:10,320
Speaker 1: said there are never any destinations and they're always on

715
00:50:10,360 --> 00:50:13,759
Speaker 1: ski lift. That's false. It's all the only destinations are

716
00:50:13,800 --> 00:50:16,440
Speaker 1: the breweries that we previously mentioned. So what Denver is

717
00:50:17,320 --> 00:50:28,800
Speaker 1: is various people by I am Michael, I'm no buck,

718
00:50:28,840 --> 00:50:31,520
Speaker 1: and you're watching the brewery and the b So just

719
00:50:31,880 --> 00:50:33,879
Speaker 1: I just want to I just want to finish this thought.

720
00:50:34,600 --> 00:50:37,920
Speaker 1: Series of lakes, series of lakes, network of ski lifts,

721
00:50:38,360 --> 00:50:43,960
Speaker 1: people going, you're bob your head that you're for everyone

722
00:50:44,040 --> 00:50:45,640
Speaker 1: has the second dick on there on the ski lift,

723
00:50:45,800 --> 00:50:47,799
Speaker 1: and then they go from one brewery. That's how they get.

724
00:50:47,880 --> 00:50:50,360
Speaker 1: That's how they get. That's how they get. You have

725
00:50:50,440 --> 00:50:53,360
Speaker 1: five minutes left? Is that you're signaling now fifteen minutes

726
00:50:53,400 --> 00:50:57,799
Speaker 1: out of minutes in fifty fifty minutes, Yeah, we've hit Okay,

727
00:50:57,840 --> 00:50:59,520
Speaker 1: got it. If you're listening right now, you've been listening

728
00:50:59,600 --> 00:51:05,359
Speaker 1: for fifteen minutes this is a fifty minute, fifteen minute mark.

729
00:51:05,440 --> 00:51:10,319
Speaker 1: I hope that is going well. And if you're in Denver,

730
00:51:10,760 --> 00:51:14,600
Speaker 1: you're sucking. If you guys ever sucked dick in a

731
00:51:14,680 --> 00:51:19,480
Speaker 1: weird place, oh, let's see, let's see, let's se let's see. Yes,

732
00:51:19,960 --> 00:51:22,080
Speaker 1: the answers Yes, I'm trying to think of where one

733
00:51:22,120 --> 00:51:26,920
Speaker 1: time I sucked a dick inside of a inside of

734
00:51:27,000 --> 00:51:31,759
Speaker 1: the computer cluster of a dorm room. The computer cluster, Yes,

735
00:51:32,120 --> 00:51:39,279
Speaker 1: during a party is yeah, that's fun. I've definitely I've

736
00:51:39,320 --> 00:51:44,359
Speaker 1: definitely like dick in like a fast moving car. Yeah,

737
00:51:44,640 --> 00:51:47,320
Speaker 1: I've I've been in a moving car. I don't know

738
00:51:47,360 --> 00:51:50,600
Speaker 1: if it was that fast. I consider it weird because

739
00:51:50,640 --> 00:51:54,920
Speaker 1: it's like, yeah, it was like like just like speeding

740
00:51:55,040 --> 00:51:59,359
Speaker 1: through like you know, Red Country. I guess that's pretty

741
00:51:59,400 --> 00:52:03,760
Speaker 1: weird for me. Weird is relative, you know, it's interesting.

742
00:52:03,800 --> 00:52:13,279
Speaker 1: I would say it's objective. Okay, keep Denver weird, keep it? Wait, No,

743
00:52:13,440 --> 00:52:16,880
Speaker 1: but that is it does that? What does that? That's Austin. Okay, Okay,

744
00:52:17,719 --> 00:52:21,840
Speaker 1: you're like, what what that does? Not? Actually? What is

745
00:52:21,880 --> 00:52:25,200
Speaker 1: actually from Denver? Though? Um, I feel like you guys

746
00:52:25,239 --> 00:52:27,120
Speaker 1: are really avoiding talking about Denver, and I'm trying to.

747
00:52:27,239 --> 00:52:31,839
Speaker 1: I've literally, it's literally written a full movie script about

748
00:52:31,840 --> 00:52:35,200
Speaker 1: Denver while we've been here. Wow you have. It's a

749
00:52:35,320 --> 00:52:42,760
Speaker 1: sci fi fa um starring Kobe Smolders. How many apple

750
00:52:42,800 --> 00:52:48,000
Speaker 1: Bees are in Denver? The limit does not exist? Wow?

751
00:52:48,760 --> 00:52:50,960
Speaker 1: That was really? I know New York has the biggest

752
00:52:51,040 --> 00:52:54,120
Speaker 1: apple Bee's, right, isn't it? I think I think in

753
00:52:55,000 --> 00:53:00,080
Speaker 1: the old big apple Bees. Shut you lost me. I

754
00:53:00,239 --> 00:53:04,359
Speaker 1: hate that. Oh my god, I'm getting so much fan

755
00:53:04,440 --> 00:53:09,799
Speaker 1: mails and saying, oh my god, it's trending. It's guys

756
00:53:09,960 --> 00:53:14,440
Speaker 1: were trending. The big Applebee's is trending. George's big joke

757
00:53:14,520 --> 00:53:17,319
Speaker 1: is trending on Twitter. Oh my god, I'm already being

758
00:53:17,320 --> 00:53:22,800
Speaker 1: accused of joke theft. I guess I'll try these headphones.

759
00:53:24,560 --> 00:53:29,279
Speaker 1: This this is this is the epitome of Denver. This

760
00:53:30,000 --> 00:53:36,640
Speaker 1: sort of free thinking um, free spirited podcast. I would

761
00:53:36,680 --> 00:53:39,160
Speaker 1: say the essence of Denver is people who are not

762
00:53:39,400 --> 00:53:42,440
Speaker 1: free thinking, thinking that they are. Oh god, they do

763
00:53:42,920 --> 00:53:44,600
Speaker 1: they do. I just just a free weed. They do

764
00:53:44,760 --> 00:53:49,959
Speaker 1: legal weed. There. Yes, it's Colorado, right, because it's Colorado. Okay,

765
00:53:50,040 --> 00:53:54,080
Speaker 1: you're happy, you're just lit up, right, Okay, Okay, so wait, sorry, okay,

766
00:53:54,120 --> 00:53:58,880
Speaker 1: so let's okay, Yes, yes, Canada goose. But it's not

767
00:53:59,320 --> 00:54:02,040
Speaker 1: It's not as like I thought. I thought Denver as

768
00:54:02,080 --> 00:54:06,279
Speaker 1: being like like really really like everyone's like like you know,

769
00:54:06,320 --> 00:54:09,480
Speaker 1: like stomping down the street, being like like it's like

770
00:54:10,080 --> 00:54:12,359
Speaker 1: like we don't really like it here, but like we're

771
00:54:12,400 --> 00:54:14,560
Speaker 1: here because you know, like we want to project an

772
00:54:14,560 --> 00:54:17,839
Speaker 1: image or whatever you know of like of like earthiness

773
00:54:17,880 --> 00:54:20,320
Speaker 1: and you know, like you know, you know, mid country

774
00:54:20,400 --> 00:54:22,880
Speaker 1: liberalism or whatever you know. But like, but actually they

775
00:54:23,000 --> 00:54:26,400
Speaker 1: did legalize weeds, so you know, they probably are a

776
00:54:26,520 --> 00:54:29,920
Speaker 1: little bit looser in their boots than I. Is that

777
00:54:30,000 --> 00:54:34,920
Speaker 1: a phrase, loosen the boots? I think for being gay.

778
00:54:34,920 --> 00:54:38,839
Speaker 1: I think you're thinking of lighting the loafers. No, no, no, yeah,

779
00:54:39,040 --> 00:54:42,520
Speaker 1: That's what I'm thinking of. Do you think Seattle is

780
00:54:42,560 --> 00:54:47,120
Speaker 1: a different city from Denver? That is such a question. Yes, yes, yes,

781
00:54:47,600 --> 00:54:53,520
Speaker 1: have a disagreement today and Cooper opening statements. Okay, why

782
00:54:53,560 --> 00:54:55,560
Speaker 1: do you say that as him? But why do you

783
00:54:55,600 --> 00:54:58,080
Speaker 1: say yes? I can't think of anything different about them.

784
00:54:58,120 --> 00:55:00,399
Speaker 1: They When I think of Seattle, I think cap Denver

785
00:55:00,560 --> 00:55:02,840
Speaker 1: and vice versa. It's just two different names for the

786
00:55:02,920 --> 00:55:05,920
Speaker 1: same thing. Okay. It's like how Madonna is Madonna, which

787
00:55:05,960 --> 00:55:15,080
Speaker 1: is also madem maats. Okay, Number one Seattle Salmons. I

788
00:55:15,160 --> 00:55:18,000
Speaker 1: told you I talked about the ponds. Salmon don't live

789
00:55:18,040 --> 00:55:23,839
Speaker 1: in cons it's freshwater salmon. Different, different thing, entirely, uh

790
00:55:24,160 --> 00:55:31,439
Speaker 1: to Seattle. Seattle is so many like septum piercings and yeah,

791
00:55:31,520 --> 00:55:35,440
Speaker 1: maybe it's like septim piercings and like tank tops with

792
00:55:35,560 --> 00:55:38,680
Speaker 1: like short so that leave like button downs that are

793
00:55:38,760 --> 00:55:45,200
Speaker 1: like plaid worn open. No, yeah, there's feat that's actually

794
00:55:46,120 --> 00:55:49,960
Speaker 1: that is not grunge, that's like pre Scott. I'll tell

795
00:55:50,000 --> 00:55:52,920
Speaker 1: you what Seattle is. Seattle is having like a podcast

796
00:55:53,000 --> 00:55:58,120
Speaker 1: network that is like profitable and tasteful. Wait, sorry, can

797
00:55:58,120 --> 00:55:59,560
Speaker 1: you say that again? I was looking directly jus and

798
00:55:59,600 --> 00:56:04,320
Speaker 1: not listening. Seattle is having a podcast network that is profitable.

799
00:56:06,160 --> 00:56:08,640
Speaker 1: Here's what I think of Seattle. I think that it

800
00:56:08,760 --> 00:56:12,840
Speaker 1: has this history of the kind of counterculture light that

801
00:56:12,960 --> 00:56:16,960
Speaker 1: you are talking about. But I think much like San Francisco. Currently,

802
00:56:16,960 --> 00:56:21,680
Speaker 1: Seattle is home to Amazon, Microsoft, um and also a

803
00:56:21,760 --> 00:56:32,040
Speaker 1: bunch of Yes Boeing not much longer. Bitch, Oh my god,

804
00:56:32,880 --> 00:56:35,560
Speaker 1: what if I dropped on this podcast. I'm actually buying Bowing.

805
00:56:36,040 --> 00:56:38,640
Speaker 1: That would be cool. I'd be like, definitely sponsored. Now

806
00:56:38,719 --> 00:56:46,320
Speaker 1: it's really the seven seven MAXs. Wow, I'm checking Twitter.

807
00:56:46,680 --> 00:56:50,080
Speaker 1: Max's big joke is actually it's actually doing it really bad.

808
00:56:50,440 --> 00:56:52,120
Speaker 1: Just this is the worst that Sweet has ever done.

809
00:56:53,400 --> 00:57:00,120
Speaker 1: It's trendt performing tweet you've ever had. Oh wow, I

810
00:57:00,239 --> 00:57:03,399
Speaker 1: have to I have a lot sometimes i'll tweet bad.

811
00:57:04,400 --> 00:57:06,760
Speaker 1: Last night I tweeted him that I thought was hysterical

812
00:57:07,120 --> 00:57:09,080
Speaker 1: and I knew now one no one would like, and

813
00:57:09,280 --> 00:57:12,640
Speaker 1: of course no one like what was it's? It was

814
00:57:12,719 --> 00:57:24,919
Speaker 1: just I love to donk. That goes in the set

815
00:57:25,040 --> 00:57:29,240
Speaker 1: for sure. That's a smack, right, And I think there's

816
00:57:29,280 --> 00:57:31,880
Speaker 1: so much ripping to do on that. Your comic special

817
00:57:32,000 --> 00:57:36,440
Speaker 1: is called Madame ex go to do? I have to donk?

818
00:57:40,320 --> 00:57:42,960
Speaker 1: Actually I come from a long line of donkers. We

819
00:57:43,000 --> 00:57:45,919
Speaker 1: have one minute left according to okay, so let's wrap

820
00:57:46,000 --> 00:57:49,000
Speaker 1: it up. Okay, Oh wow, this podcast, if we're talking

821
00:57:49,040 --> 00:57:51,480
Speaker 1: about it while we make it, this has definitely we

822
00:57:51,560 --> 00:57:53,920
Speaker 1: broken new ground. And what wait are you wrapping up?

823
00:57:54,480 --> 00:57:56,520
Speaker 1: Wrap up? Because I have to peek? Can you wait

824
00:57:56,600 --> 00:57:58,640
Speaker 1: to wrap up until like wan to wrap up? And

825
00:57:58,680 --> 00:58:00,720
Speaker 1: then we're going to introduce the finals? Like okay, okay,

826
00:58:00,760 --> 00:58:03,440
Speaker 1: it really really hass Okay, so this probably has been

827
00:58:03,440 --> 00:58:06,000
Speaker 1: absolutely off the rails start to finish. I wonder what

828
00:58:06,120 --> 00:58:09,520
Speaker 1: it's like as a listener to hear this. First of all,

829
00:58:10,600 --> 00:58:13,320
Speaker 1: I feel like Max is being so weird. Yeah, I

830
00:58:13,400 --> 00:58:17,280
Speaker 1: didn't want to say anything, but he's like it's really aggressive.

831
00:58:17,360 --> 00:58:19,480
Speaker 1: I kind of think he's like on something. Okay, So

832
00:58:19,640 --> 00:58:21,360
Speaker 1: like when you went to the bathroom before, he was

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Speaker 1: like trying to talk shit about you to me, and

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Speaker 1: I'm like, that's my friend. Like he tried to do. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: he was just like talking about like your mom when

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Speaker 1: like all these things and like trying to kind of

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Speaker 1: like accuse you of things. And I was like, wait,

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Speaker 1: like what I mean? I really don't want to say

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Speaker 1: because I hate like spreading, you know, just like I

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Speaker 1: feel like all it would do is hurt you. I

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Speaker 1: just feel like I need to know to have, you know,

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Speaker 1: the the AMMO to these allegations. Max said that your

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Speaker 1: mom is converting to Judaism and that you're pissed about that.

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Speaker 1: That's fucked up, I know. And then I told him,

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Speaker 1: and then he said that he actually thinks that's even

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Speaker 1: a smoke screen that you're actually pressed about like deeper

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Speaker 1: things and I don't even know where he was going

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Speaker 1: with that. I just kind of went along with it

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Speaker 1: because I didn't want him to be like, let's you know,

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Speaker 1: be mad. No, it's like such a crazy rumor. Like

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Speaker 1: my mom would never convert to judyus. So she's so

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Speaker 1: devout in her Christian beliefs that like that premise just

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Speaker 1: doesn't hold up. He was baptized in one of the

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Speaker 1: Denver lakes. Yeah, and that, and I remember because I

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Speaker 1: wasn't invited to that ceremony. Yeah, she got baptized at

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Speaker 1: that's rights so powerful. I invited against her will well Denver.

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Speaker 1: You know, when the baptism was over, she was like

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Speaker 1: thank you. Yeah, it's that I don't want exactly, And

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Speaker 1: that's why I forced her to be baptized. Oh hey Max, Hi,

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Speaker 1: So this has been the pod we love to wrap

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Speaker 1: up with our final segment that we call shout outs.

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Speaker 1: If you can believe it, we're actually doing a final segment. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I mean we went as well. The thing with this

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Speaker 1: segment is that I'm really bad we start did we

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Speaker 1: start the podcast? Wait? Have we introduced the guests? I'm

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Speaker 1: not sure. Actually him, I'm a comedian and a performer

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Speaker 1: as well as actually like an actress, an entrepreneur, a model, mogul,

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Speaker 1: and mother of four. I'm most importantly a mother of three.

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Speaker 1: So those final segment we give a shout out to

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Speaker 1: a thing, place, concept, idea or whatever, and um we

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Speaker 1: just say it. So the key is in the delivery,

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Speaker 1: you know, and it's about um sort of shouting um out.

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Speaker 1: Does that make sense? Okay? I have to say I

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Speaker 1: finitely you sound so stupid right now, I have shut

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Speaker 1: up for a second. You don't give any air to

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Speaker 1: your guess. You don't single take that back. You have

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Speaker 1: not even looked at me, not addressed me, not introduced me,

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Speaker 1: given me nothing. My microphone has been off. You did

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Speaker 1: not offer me headphones, my coffee, no ice in it.

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Speaker 1: Whose fault is that I don't I'm I'm really sorry, macks.

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Speaker 1: Now what I was saying. What I was saying is

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Speaker 1: that I have finally chemically evened out and I'm ready

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Speaker 1: to start the podcast. Okay, great, great, So this is

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Speaker 1: our final segment. Um okay, And every every finale is

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Speaker 1: the beginning, can be the beginning. That's what I've always said.

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Speaker 1: That's actually a beautiful sentiment. Thanking is this the same

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Speaker 1: sort of energy that you had with Marcia. Is this

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Speaker 1: one's going straight into the garbage? Can see Marcia actually

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01:01:56,840 --> 01:02:01,080
Speaker 1: came on. It was an incredible, smart, thoughtful the guest. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I just got so freaked out. Look at this. That's

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Speaker 1: a whole You should know what those are? Like me

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Speaker 1: a top? Max? How could you ever accuse someone of

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Speaker 1: something like that? I heard you top all the time.

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Speaker 1: You're You're a total top interesting Okay yeah, Maxid fucking

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Speaker 1: top todd are something we discussed on air before, in

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Speaker 1: a podcast that in an episode that won't be released. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: none of them will. Yeah, Um, shouldn't we do it? Yeah? Okay,

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Speaker 1: this is shout outs. I'll go first. UM, what's up, listeners?

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Speaker 1: I just want to give a quick shout out to

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Speaker 1: UM and Acid Pills. Um, what you do is so incredible.

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Speaker 1: You UM fix me. You make me live again. My

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Speaker 1: stomach is notoriously messed up, twisted joker style, but acids

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Speaker 1: you bring me back to life. I love you with Wow.

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Speaker 1: So that's kind of how it works. What do you think?

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Speaker 1: So it's like an I think so, honey, fum in

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Speaker 1: here in our fucking offices forever, Dogs Studioever Dog Studios,

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Speaker 1: and next we work it's a collab and you say

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Speaker 1: that we're stealing from our dear friends, Matt and Bowen

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Speaker 1: shout out. Oh you should do a shout out for

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Speaker 1: last coltrestas, Oh you should. I already did mine. I have.

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Speaker 1: I have other things that I want to talk about.

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Speaker 1: People already know, people already know about, Hey listeners, I'd

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Speaker 1: like it to give a shout out to myself, George Severs,

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Speaker 1: for always persevering through this segment, even though I've always

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Speaker 1: been historically bad at it, and even when I must

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Speaker 1: up the courage to tell Sam that I feel like

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Speaker 1: it's not the best segment for me because I'm actually

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Speaker 1: not very good at it. I still sit my ass

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Speaker 1: down and I start it and I never know where

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Speaker 1: a sentence is going, but I do finish it, and

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Speaker 1: that is more important than me and good at something

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Speaker 1: is trying whoa grammar is more important than the concept

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Speaker 1: that was really really good? Thank you? Okay, Max your turn.

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Speaker 1: I don't feel like it it's our final segment. You

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Speaker 1: have to Max. This is so you so to come

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Speaker 1: on our famed podcast and it's just create chaos and

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Speaker 1: havoc and you know what since you brought it up.

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Speaker 1: I just want to say, Max, I told Sam what

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Speaker 1: you said about his mom. My mom would never convert

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Speaker 1: to Judaism. I just want to give a quick shout

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Speaker 1: out to Christianity number one, God, number two, the Holy Ghost,

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Speaker 1: and number three Jesus. That was in reverse order. Jesus

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Speaker 1: is really number one, and I just want to thank

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Speaker 1: Christianity for giving me this inner strength to pursue my

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Speaker 1: life my own terms, and to take each day like

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Speaker 1: it's my last because it just might be, and to

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Speaker 1: always live life to the fullest and always remember that

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Speaker 1: skinny is what as skinny does, and that miracles can

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Speaker 1: happen and as good as yes John three six, and

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Speaker 1: that when those happen, that don't talk to me before

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Speaker 1: I've had my morny, because because together we can see

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Speaker 1: said change, we can believe in not me us. I'm

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Speaker 1: with her and her. I'm with her and her. That's

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Speaker 1: the New York Times, that's the Times just said, just said,

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Speaker 1: I'm with her and her. What's crazy is this is

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Speaker 1: already irrelevant, and then when it comes out two months

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Speaker 1: from now, it's gonna be double irrelevant because guess what, bitch,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to vote twice. I'm gonna have too frad.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, you should. We are living for it

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Speaker 1: and wait, we should wait. Let's change topics, Let's do bods. Okay,

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Speaker 1: we're doing votes. Okay, Welcome to the pod, Sam, and

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Speaker 1: I'm George and Max and I'm Jamax. And welcome our

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Speaker 1: guest to Max and Max notable artist, um cultural critic.

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Speaker 1: I'm Max Twitter and this is my podcast. Please welcome

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Speaker 1: my guest, Sam Severis and George Taggart and I'm the

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Speaker 1: Max Barbaro and this this is you made it weird?

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Speaker 1: Where should we end now? Babe Rexham, what do you

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Speaker 1: think about the New York Times endorsement of Amy klober

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Speaker 1: Shower like it? Before I tell you, I just want

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Speaker 1: to give a quick shot to Americas Billow Girls that

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Speaker 1: we're out. Say you in Denver, I love you. Who