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Speaker 1: You hopeless.

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Speaker 2: One dating app then bears you swipe right.

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Speaker 3: The question is whose love life is more tragic.

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Speaker 1: It's Battle of the Tender Dates. It's the official dating

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Speaker 1: game show that's now being taught as an official class

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Speaker 1: only at brooks Old College. So get your bachelor's degree

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Speaker 1: in Battle of the Tender.

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Speaker 2: Dates, get your kids.

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Speaker 1: We're two of our listeners square off to find out

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Speaker 1: whose love life is the most tragic. We'll explain the

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Speaker 1: rules in just a second. First, let's meet today's contestants.

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Speaker 1: In this corner, she always packs her overnight bag with

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Speaker 1: the essentials twelve cups of yogurt and three extra pairs

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Speaker 1: of moisture resistant pants. Me Activia Olivia.

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Speaker 2: I was like, you've got some good gut health.

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Speaker 1: Girls on the yoga. And in the other corner, she

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Speaker 1: loves a man with a motorcycle, but only if she

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Speaker 1: can ride it backwards while sitting on the handle. That's

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Speaker 1: why they call her Harley Carly.

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Speaker 4: Guying me.

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Speaker 1: So here's how the game works. One contest will start

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Speaker 1: by telling one of their worst dating stories than the

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Speaker 1: other one try and counter with the nightmare story of

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Speaker 1: their own. We're gonna go back and forth for three

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Speaker 1: rounds until we declare a winner. So let's get it

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Speaker 1: started with Activia Olidia go ahead.

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Speaker 5: So we took our dog to a dog part on

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Speaker 5: our date.

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Speaker 2: Oh okay, fun, it sounded like you had a dog

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Speaker 2: together already.

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Speaker 5: I was like, yeah, no, huge, plus that we both.

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Speaker 1: Like dogs, that's nice.

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Speaker 5: Neither of us had ever been to this particular part,

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Speaker 5: so it was kind of exciting. But what we got there,

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Speaker 5: it was really really muddy. So we obviously we let

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Speaker 5: the dogs play and then we took them over to

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Speaker 5: the wash area. Normally just people like full spray their

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Speaker 5: dogs down and then dried them off.

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Speaker 2: We've used that before when we had to put mayonnaise

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Speaker 2: in our pants. Oh yeah, we did you. That was

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Speaker 2: like a couple of summers ago, we did a Dare challenge. Sorry,

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Speaker 2: didn't we need to get off the randomly tell.

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Speaker 1: People we got Some of us were comfy with the

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Speaker 1: male not for everybody.

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Speaker 2: I get it anyway.

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Speaker 1: Sorry, So people are spraying their dogs down with water.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, we're spraying down our dogs. And I look over

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Speaker 5: at my date and he has taken off all of

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Speaker 5: his clothes and the spring himself down as well. What

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Speaker 5: I told him if a pet shower, only not a

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Speaker 5: human shower.

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Speaker 1: Oh.

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Speaker 2: He's like, oh you want to go over to the

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Speaker 2: pet shower. Things are moving quick.

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Speaker 1: You weren't impressed with what you saw, Carly, can you counter?

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Speaker 2: Wow?

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Speaker 6: I was spending the night and we were getting ready

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Speaker 6: for bed, and I of course didn't have my toothbrush

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Speaker 6: because I had planned to spend the night and you know, so.

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Speaker 4: I asked if he had a spare and he was like, oh, no.

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Speaker 3: Don't sweat it.

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Speaker 4: You can just do what I do.

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Speaker 6: He takes me into the kitchen and shows me how.

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Speaker 3: He just rubbed butter on his teeth and he's like, yeah,

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Speaker 3: I do this every day.

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Speaker 2: Oh wait, what why would butter? Please?

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Speaker 4: He said that it made the food slip right.

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Speaker 7: Off to try it and you te okay, Spin, we're

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Speaker 7: on a round too, so Olivia talking it back to

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Speaker 7: you my day.

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Speaker 5: Take me to a nice dinner.

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Speaker 2: You know.

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Speaker 5: It's one of those like surface delay shows with like

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Speaker 5: dinner theater.

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Speaker 4: So fun.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, they were really interactive. They like ran into the audience.

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Speaker 5: They were pulling people up on stage. So they pull

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Speaker 5: them up on stage and he just freezes stands blankly

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Speaker 5: staring at the audience. I don't know, maybe like stage

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Speaker 5: fright or whatever it was. And then all of a sudden,

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Speaker 5: you can just see his pants.

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Speaker 1: Go wet right down, and that's not part of the show.

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Speaker 5: Not that I know.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, effects there's a fountain going off. Oh god, okay, guys, Carly,

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Speaker 1: time to hit back.

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Speaker 5: Okay.

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Speaker 6: So this guy picks me up and I get in

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Speaker 6: the car and there's like another couple in the back,

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Speaker 6: and he hands me like a note.

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Speaker 4: So I read the note.

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Speaker 6: Because I'm thinking maybe it's like some sort of setup

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Speaker 6: for a surprise. Yeah, but the note says that he's

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Speaker 6: they're uber drivers.

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Speaker 2: Oh, he's an Uber driver and they're passengers. Is that

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Speaker 2: what you mean?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, And he's like, so don't worry the notes, Like,

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Speaker 4: don't worry, I'm going to drop them off. But if

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Speaker 4: you could be cool, I get a bigger tip and

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Speaker 4: we could have a nicer dinner.

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Speaker 2: Oh he didn't give him a good rating?

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Speaker 4: No stars, no stars.

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Speaker 1: All right, we're on to the third and final round.

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Speaker 1: That means we need your best stories here, ladies. So, uh, Tivia, Olivia,

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Speaker 1: what do you got?

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Speaker 5: This guy invited me back to sleep at his place,

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Speaker 5: and so we go outside thinking we're going to get

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Speaker 5: into his car, but instead he gets me on the bus. Oh,

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Speaker 5: I'm assuming his apartment is maybe, you know, just like

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Speaker 5: a couple steps away. So I kind of just went

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Speaker 5: with it. But then he pulls out a small travel

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Speaker 5: hammock out of his back and start time it up

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Speaker 5: between the polls, asking me which side of the bus

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Speaker 5: that I want.

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Speaker 1: Romantic.

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Speaker 5: I got off to the next stop, so I'm.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, Carly, this is your last chance.

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Speaker 4: Okay. So I went on like what seemed like a

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Speaker 4: very normal date with a guy who went to do karaoke,

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Speaker 4: which is one of my favorite things, and he tells

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Speaker 4: me that he needs me to do like a particular song.

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Speaker 6: He wants me to sing my Girl, which is fine.

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Speaker 6: I love Motown.

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Speaker 4: That's great.

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Speaker 3: But then when it comes fine, he gives me like

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Speaker 3: a little handwritten sheet of paper with lyrics that he

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Speaker 3: made up to a song called TI Girl. Yes, and

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Speaker 3: I'm like a six foot white girl. So it was like, like,

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Speaker 3: I'm a good sport and I have a sense of humor.

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Speaker 3: So I ended up singing the lyrics and as I'm

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Speaker 3: doing it, like I realized that this is a song

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Speaker 3: to his ex It's like a letter of trying to

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Speaker 3: get her back.

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Speaker 8: Oh but everyone's singing it though, right's working on us.

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Speaker 2: Do you know if they're back together.

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Speaker 4: Well, here's the thing.

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Speaker 6: It gets even worse because it turns out she was

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Speaker 6: there that night, like we went to.

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Speaker 1: Where she she was.

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Speaker 2: It doesn't do any good if you sing it and

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Speaker 2: she can't hear it.

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Speaker 5: I don't want to be.

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Speaker 1: All right there it is. That is the final bell

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Speaker 1: that means matches over judges. Let's score it, Alexis.

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Speaker 5: I Carly for butter teeth boy.

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Speaker 2: Broke my god, I'm Olivia for naked dog park shower man.

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Speaker 1: All right, well, tied up, Jose, you get the deciding vote.

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Speaker 8: I have never had an easier decision.

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Speaker 2: Butter Teeth for the way.

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Speaker 1: That means congratulations Harley Carly.

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Speaker 4: All right, finally win something, get a relationship.

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Speaker 6: But I'm a winner.

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Speaker 1: You're dating life this ultimate X so good work on

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Speaker 1: that text in seventy five nine two. If you want

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Speaker 1: to appear on the next edition of Battle of the

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Speaker 1: Tinder Dates your phone, Town's coming up

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Speaker 2: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,