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Speaker 2: to five, three, three, four to two. Welcome to Jenkinson

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Speaker 2: Jones on the Volume podcast network. It's Monday, May twenty third,

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Speaker 2: and the playoffs are in full. Bloom My Playoff Beard

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Speaker 2: is disgusting. We're gonna talk about not the beer. We're

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Speaker 2: gonna talk about the playoff games as always. Jenkins and

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Speaker 2: Jones hosted by my good friends with Jetro Jenkins aka

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Speaker 2: John was them Bubba's and.

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Speaker 3: That beard is not disgusting.

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Speaker 1: Baby, I would take that eight out of seven days

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Speaker 1: of the week.

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Speaker 3: Baby, you hear me? I have to see and Dragonfly

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Speaker 3: Jones aka Tyler.

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Speaker 4: Hey, everybody have a gain, bro.

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Speaker 2: I would come on, gee, come on, I have to

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Speaker 2: see if I have to see if I reached the

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Speaker 2: point I could put pencils in the beard jealous.

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Speaker 3: Oh you go, Oh, We're.

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Speaker 4: How do they allow men to just walk the earth

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Speaker 4: with no beard?

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Speaker 3: Like?

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Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying, Like, the best part of

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Speaker 1: getting older is getting a beard.

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Speaker 3: I was so excited about it.

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Speaker 4: I knew I was gonna get one, And I'm like,

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Speaker 4: what the.

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Speaker 3: Fuck, It's just just a weird, weird reality. Uh.

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Speaker 2: We just finished watching the Warriors MAVs Game three?

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Speaker 3: What do we want to say about this game? Fellas?

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Speaker 3: I mean it just Tyler made the comment.

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Speaker 2: It's weird that the Warriors are the grown ups now

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Speaker 2: and this just feels like it is.

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Speaker 3: As soon as the MAVs beat the Suns.

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Speaker 2: I think we all the writing was on the wall

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Speaker 2: a little bit, but it just feels like, I mean,

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Speaker 2: there's no one else with championship experience in the playoffs,

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Speaker 2: experience winning championships, and it just feels like this is

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Speaker 2: their savvy vet chip. Like you made the Tim Duncan analogy, Tyler,

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Speaker 2: think that's perfect. They just feel like they're the grown

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Speaker 2: ups and everyone else is still figuring out how to

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Speaker 2: play around their best player. And you know, like they're

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Speaker 2: the ones who are getting to the basket while they're

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Speaker 2: sitting back watching the MAVs go oh of nine fucking

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Speaker 2: thousand from three point range? Is there anything else we're

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Speaker 2: gonna get out of the series, Tyler?

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Speaker 5: What do you think they they pulled off the Wars

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Speaker 5: today put off like the most annoying playoff loss you

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Speaker 5: can take, which is the whole being up by ten

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Speaker 5: for like a whole half, right, Like you know, it's

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Speaker 5: just like it's just like this is a football game.

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Speaker 5: It would have been someone's stiff arming you for forty yards,

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Speaker 5: you know what I'm saying before they score, right, Like

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Speaker 5: it was just just one of those super annoying savvy

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Speaker 5: Vet never giving up the lead losses and and like

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Speaker 5: you mentioned, like it it's like the the worst.

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Speaker 4: They're the savvy Vets now.

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Speaker 5: They're not the brash, young, disrespectful motherfucker who would have

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Speaker 5: wanted to blow that ten point lead open by you know,

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Speaker 4: They're not those you know guys anymore.

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Speaker 5: They're the ones who who know that, you know, it's

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Speaker 5: they're kind of you know, fucking load managing and and

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Speaker 5: you know what I mean. That's what that game felt

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Speaker 1: I agree they get cute a lot because they can

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Speaker 3: Man, it's time to be an asshole for a second.

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Speaker 3: And I tweeted this too.

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Speaker 1: I hope when they talk about stuff. They just don't

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Speaker 1: and he had really light eyes and he was light skinned.

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Speaker 1: Talk about that motherfucker being a dickhead, talk about him

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Speaker 1: turning his back on people and sticking his tongue at

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Speaker 1: the crowd. You know what I'm saying. That is my

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Speaker 1: favorite part of him. You know, we gotta see asshole step.

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Speaker 1: That was the best part of the game. Like you said,

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Speaker 1: like ten points the whole time they get close, and

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Speaker 1: it was like that ten point number is like we.

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Speaker 3: Still have a shot. No, you don't have, but that.

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Speaker 1: Number tells you you do, right, but you don't have

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Speaker 1: a fucking chance. Okay, They're just way better than you,

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Speaker 1: you know what I mean. It felt like, I mean,

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Speaker 1: felt that they were up twenty twenty five, you know

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Speaker 1: what I mean. And like, just like, did y'all notice

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Speaker 1: how quiet Jordan Poole was. I know he had a

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Speaker 1: But as good as Wiggins is looking too, man Like,

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Speaker 1: the player that takes the m v P from Steph

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Speaker 1: this year as always a player there steals his MVP.

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Speaker 3: It's Wiggins the player, you know what I mean. It

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Speaker 3: looks like it gonna be Jordan Poole. It might be Wiggins,

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Speaker 3: though it might be Clay.

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Speaker 2: I mean, you just but but but that's what They're

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Speaker 2: not even playing cute, they're not even.

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Speaker 1: Playing that well right now, you know, there's nobody should

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Speaker 3: No team feels like a championship team. You know what

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Speaker 3: I mean? Is that much much much? I think?

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Speaker 2: Look, I made the analogy to you guys of the

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Speaker 2: they're being real smart about it. But we'll get a

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Speaker 2: Chris Haynes report in three months about how excited they

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Speaker 2: were about the way this bracket shook out. You know

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Speaker 2: what I mean, They've kept that real quiet, but you

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Speaker 2: just know they looked at this like you're telling me

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Speaker 2: we have to beat this team and then that team,

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Speaker 2: and then with the heat for the Celtics, with this

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Speaker 2: And so I don't know.

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Speaker 3: It just feels like it worked out great for them.

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Speaker 2: And I wouldn't be surprised in the fucking slightest if

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Speaker 2: Clay comes out and shoots sixty percent from three in

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Speaker 2: the finals, I wouldn't be I wouldn't be surprised by anything.

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Speaker 2: His shit lives broke as fuck right now. But then

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Speaker 2: he steps up and hits two threes and clutch in

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Speaker 2: clutch tonight, you know what I mean. So I don't know.

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Speaker 2: I do want to talk about that. The Andrew Wiggins dunk.

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Speaker 2: That referee has gotta be fucking barred from the National

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Speaker 2: Basketball Associations.

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Speaker 5: Listen, listen, I'm gonna tell you why this motherfucker needs

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Speaker 5: to go for one. He fucked up a moment for now,

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Speaker 5: and he fucked up a moment for the future, because okay,

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Speaker 5: we know that this series, the story is Luca's getting

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Speaker 5: anything for the old heads, for these these savvy Vets

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Speaker 5: Luca is probably gonna fucking step over these Warriors to

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Speaker 5: you know, you know, continue on his path to get

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Speaker 5: to where it needs to go. And they took that

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Speaker 5: moment from us where it could be like you know,

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Speaker 5: of you know, Wiggins yammed on this motherfucker and then

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Speaker 5: twenty twenty five, fucking Luca hits a shot over Wings

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Speaker 5: that locks that series up, and they took that moment

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Speaker 5: from us. Bro, Like I said, they fucked up the

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Speaker 5: now and they fucked up the future with that, And

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Speaker 5: I hate that because, you know, especially on fucking charges

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Speaker 5: when my motherfucker's already mid air, like they did that

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Speaker 5: shit with with with Kobe and Nash too, Like, bro,

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Speaker 5: just let that shit happen.

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Speaker 4: Please, please, for the sake of the game.

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Speaker 5: If you don't, you know, give a fuck about how

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Speaker 5: what fans have the same So I'm asking them to

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Speaker 5: please think up being secretary of the game before they

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Speaker 1: Again, he's the only player in the world, only person

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Speaker 1: in the world that thought that was a charge, Like

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Speaker 1: everybody is celebrating and then you see this fucking weird

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Speaker 1: ass motherfuckerlike just excitedly, Nigga, that's a charge, bitch. If

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Speaker 1: you don't shut your motherfucking ass up me, he can

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Speaker 1: never rep a game of basketball again, not even a

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Speaker 1: fucking rec league.

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Speaker 3: I don't want to see him with fucking fourth.

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Speaker 4: Graders, four year olds.

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Speaker 1: Get him the fuck away from basketball, bro, I hate

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Speaker 1: that ship.

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Speaker 3: Bro.

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Speaker 1: Did you see how excited he was to ruin everybody's happiness?

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Speaker 1: We are forced to watch this fucking Mavericks team. Okay,

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Speaker 1: we know who's gonna win. A good moment happens in

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Speaker 1: the damn series and you just want to ruin it.

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Speaker 1: Get this motherfucker away from basketball immediately.

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Speaker 2: Okay, Vinnie watching, Vinnie watching into the YMC A next

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Speaker 2: month and that reference standing in there.

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Speaker 3: We're just gonna shop.

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Speaker 2: We're just turning around and walking away.

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Speaker 4: Call me, Mike, call me, call me gang man, Guardy,

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Speaker 4: get them blue boys on the line.

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Speaker 3: You feel me, I'm.

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Speaker 4: Gonna get I'm gonna get a poop poop in and

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Speaker 4: walk up out there.

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Speaker 3: Motherfucker fuck out of here.

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Speaker 2: What do you guys think Andrew Wiggins gave to the

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Speaker 2: devil in the deal he made for this.

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Speaker 5: He's so good, He's just so fucking good. I don't

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Speaker 5: know how we could say it. He's phenomenally good. Like

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Speaker 5: it's like what the fuck? Like I'm speechless, Honestly.

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Speaker 3: What would you give up for the year that Andrew

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Speaker 3: Wiggins is having?

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Speaker 2: Not like you know what I mean, like All Star year,

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Speaker 2: like key contributor on a championship team, possibly the dude

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Speaker 2: that takes a finals MVP away from stuff?

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Speaker 3: Like would you give up? Would you give up a

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Speaker 3: year off the end of your life.

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Speaker 4: For that a year?

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Speaker 5: What?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: A year like you might?

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Speaker 5: You went to run out a decade before I.

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Speaker 4: Tyler couldn't wait to give that.

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Speaker 2: He's got a lot of life in a decade.

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Speaker 4: Bro, Tyler couldn't wait to give that fucking year. Please

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Speaker 3: What I went? T Bro? I give up my Bido mix.

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Speaker 4: I'll keep up my Vita mix for that year.

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Speaker 4: Have y'all ever tried to viteam John?

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Speaker 3: Would you give up one ab?

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Speaker 4: I can't get Okay, I can't get down to for man,

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Speaker 5: Times, Jude, Like it's it's it's I think that's a

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Speaker 2: I mean, I want to roll like I pack a

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Speaker 2: It's hard for me to imagine. I actually do think

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Speaker 3: Life and you're bargaining in your head.

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Speaker 2: Even though I was raised by atheists and I'm like

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Speaker 3: You know, please? Like I need it.

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Speaker 2: I need it to happen. I just need the car

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Speaker 1: Is that?

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Speaker 3: You know turn on at the end? You know what

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Speaker 2: Well, cause, but it's exactly what Tyler said. When you're

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Speaker 2: But when I spend time with elderly people, they appreciate

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Speaker 3: Sorry, buddy, you're out of here. I think the devil

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Speaker 1: But Nah, man, like I think eighty when the way

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Speaker 1: I'm just so happy I woke up this morning, you

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Speaker 2: It a weird aspect of being a sports writers. I

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Speaker 2: and it's definitely a useful Like you couldn't really live

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Speaker 2: you're talking ab aun Olympian, three time Olympia, or someone

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Speaker 1: The rest of their day they're just reading and picking

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Speaker 4: Their backyard, you know what I mean.

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Speaker 1: Like that sounds like the life that I truly want

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Speaker 3: You feel me like you got the say goodbye to

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Speaker 4: I mean that's I mean, Hey, bro, like, don't we

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Speaker 3: You know what I mean?

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Speaker 4: I'm chicking.

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Speaker 2: Come on, hey, Alves eighty years old, you're a fucking

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Speaker 3: You know what I mean.

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Speaker 2: You ever see an eighty year old man pull up

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Speaker 3: That man, there's something up with that dude. It's gonna

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Speaker 3: Hey bro, I'm trying. I'm trying. I want to I

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to keep it right for as long as

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Speaker 3: Bro, you feel what I'm saying.

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Speaker 1: But no, Like I'm in I'm in my DMS talking

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Speaker 4: This is how I want to live forever, you know

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Speaker 4: Yeah, bro, so yeah, I'm gonna be keyed up like.

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Speaker 3: A motherfucker doing the book club with you guys. Last timer.

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Speaker 2: I have like three book clubs going with my different

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Speaker 3: At this point, it's the best. Let's just go to lunch.

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Speaker 3: Let's just go to lunch books. I got it.

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Speaker 1: I got out of a joint a hending way, like

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Speaker 2: Okay, let's briefly click back into basketball because I want

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Speaker 2: to talk about I think that Tyler is misaligned with

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Speaker 2: I think everything you think about being an asshole is

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Speaker 3: So I think there's a version of you that is

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Speaker 3: wearing a Steph Curry jersey right now.

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Speaker 2: Recording this podcast. Who might like basketball more than you

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Speaker 5: You know, see the whole anger is, bro, I was

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Speaker 5: never a Steph hater. I was a less pump the

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Speaker 5: brake on saying Steph is better than Broun like that

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Speaker 5: was always my stance. But of course on Twitter, you know,

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Speaker 5: that turns into me being a Steph hate or whatever,

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Speaker 5: and I want.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, right, but I will.

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Speaker 3: I'm not gonna lie.

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Speaker 5: I did enjoy seeing those Warriors fall short. I'm not

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Speaker 5: for sure. And but yes, I the ship talking is

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Speaker 5: the Night Night Ship that he just picked up this postseason. Like, Bro,

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Speaker 5: this did you see did you see the screenshot where

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Speaker 5: somebody responded to to Joab saying, oh, yeah, that's old

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Speaker 5: tough talking about that. John said that and then a

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Speaker 5: grizzly span of conk count tweet them Nigga, he did that.

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Speaker 4: To us this. He's still tough though, still tough.

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Speaker 5: rooting against Steph is fun because he's a He's a

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Speaker 5: phenomenal villain. He is a great villain. He is a cocky,

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Speaker 5: it's it's like I said, I never hated Steph, you know,

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Speaker 3: You know.

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Speaker 5: He took some rings off the table there, of course,

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Speaker 5: But Steph's a bad motherfucking I never took that from him,

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Speaker 5: and I thoroughly enjoy how much of it to Kady

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Speaker 1: Think Steph likes to be hated. I don't think he

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Speaker 1: leans in because he's never been hated, you know what

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Speaker 1: I'm saying. Like, as much as we talked shit about him, bro,

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Speaker 1: like I said, we turned that TV on, We've probably

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Speaker 1: talked about that. We probably might watch just many Warriors games.

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Speaker 1: It's Cleveland games during at that time period. You know

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Speaker 2: It worked out for him that his legacy crossed over

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Speaker 2: with Bron's posts the decision, like if if Broun doesn't

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Speaker 3: In Cleveland, or he just sort of like handles free

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Speaker 2: Quietly, and everyone's still kind of like, Yeah, Broun's the

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Speaker 2: Bron was young. Steph might be like the Warriors might

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Speaker 2: be the Pistons, you know what I mean, Like America

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Speaker 2: might detest the Warriors. It instead, I feel like everyone

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Speaker 1: I think the thing too, is that people are silly

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Speaker 3: I never know contact with the ram Yeah, right right.

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Speaker 1: Nobody's crazy enough, but they're crazy enough to think they

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Speaker 1: I feel like you got you flat out have to

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Speaker 1: you know what I mean, There's no amount of work

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Speaker 1: So I think that's why he's not hated as much.

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Speaker 1: So I don't know, but I mean also said with

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Speaker 3: So maybe that's right. That's a good, good analogy we

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Speaker 3: lie to ourselves as kids. Though that'd be like Mike shitless.

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Speaker 3: Oh man, bro we thought my whole.

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Speaker 2: Frontal cortex was just you know, they mapped there. They

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Speaker 4: They should go to jail for that fucking shit.

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Speaker 3: Bro.

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Speaker 1: I thought I was gonna beat that nigga for real, Bro, real,

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Speaker 1: what I'm saying, because I was cooking in white boys

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Speaker 3: You know what I mean. I was cooking right play

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Speaker 3: against some kids older than you.

442
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Speaker 2: Was like, Mike, what happened is like I didn't need

443
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Speaker 2: enough fucking wheaties today. It was like I just came

444
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Speaker 2: up a little short I only had two gallons of

445
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Speaker 2: Gatorade before the game.

446
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Speaker 4: Pabier was bigger than me.

447
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Speaker 1: I was booming on his ass though, I'm like, shit,

448
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Speaker 1: I don't be that nigga.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you're older than me. You feel me. I'm splashing

450
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Speaker 3: my nigga. Codyous ship that was black though.

451
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Speaker 4: I mean, yeah, yeah, I thought I don't be that nigga.

452
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Speaker 1: No life said please, no, hometime be a family man

453
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Speaker 1: at a young age.

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Speaker 3: You know what I mean. We're talking about Steph being

455
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Speaker 3: an asshole? What do you think? I think one of

456
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Speaker 3: the weirdest things we've ever seen.

457
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Speaker 2: And if you've ever been, if you never sat low

458
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Speaker 2: Ish at an NBA game, it's weirder than it looks

459
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Speaker 2: on TV. But did you see Steph literally trip over

460
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Speaker 2: the waiter? That is so fucking nuts. You can't imagine

461
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Speaker 2: that happening in literally any other sport. But it's like

462
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Speaker 2: the court side waiters, that's what they do. They literally

463
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Speaker 2: will do that. They'll bring food out and then they

464
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Speaker 2: will just hunch down and wait for the end of

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Speaker 2: the play. So they're not walking in front of the

466
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Speaker 2: court side seat people during the game.

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Speaker 3: But that's crazy.

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Speaker 6: You have someone bringing a drink who is just like

469
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Speaker 6: like making themselves into a speed bump like on the

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Speaker 6: playing surface.

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Speaker 3: So it's totally nuts.

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Speaker 2: I kind of I'm glad nothing obviously came of it,

473
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Speaker 2: but I was sort of glad to see that, uh

474
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Speaker 2: highlighted because it is the weirdest fucking thing within the games.

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Speaker 1: Bro, did you see him shimmying and looking dead in

476
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Speaker 1: the fucking crowd?

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Speaker 3: Like?

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Speaker 1: That's the thing about stuff too. He doesn't shimmy just

479
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Speaker 1: on the court. He's shimmying on the outer bounds line

480
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Speaker 1: right in front of the other fan base.

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Speaker 3: He's in the seats. He's in the same.

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Speaker 1: Fucking cologne when he goes by you, Bro, you know

483
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Speaker 1: what I mean? Like you can feel the They don't

484
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Speaker 1: like the that's crazy. That's insane. It's insane, Bro.

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Speaker 3: Fun to watch though. He's making the series worth watching.

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Speaker 2: for sure. I don't I don't know if the Heat

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Speaker 2: Celtics series. I mean, I'm enjoying it back.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, have you enjoyed a game as any game does?

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Speaker 3: Any game? It felt like? Really?

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Speaker 4: I mean, have you got I've enjoyed the.

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Speaker 3: Three games I win? I get that.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you want to subf to get the ass kick.

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Speaker 1: Sorry Jaxon Bro, sorry for me too.

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Speaker 3: Hate it.

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Speaker 1: I hate to see and Tatum take that l But

527
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Speaker 1: it's no game. It's not a fun series. I thought

528
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Speaker 1: it'd be better than this, you know.

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Speaker 2: I think it is going to I don't know that.

530
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Speaker 2: I think it's gonna get better. But did you read

531
00:23:15,280 --> 00:23:18,720
Speaker 2: any of the stories with the interviews UH with with

532
00:23:18,920 --> 00:23:22,720
Speaker 2: Ume today he was basically just talking about he spent

533
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Speaker 2: the last twenty four hours calling his team a bunch

534
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Speaker 2: of pussies. That it was like, we've just been watching

535
00:23:27,600 --> 00:23:30,200
Speaker 2: film about how much more physical they were from us,

536
00:23:30,200 --> 00:23:32,440
Speaker 2: and how in both of the losses, obviously there was

537
00:23:32,480 --> 00:23:35,159
Speaker 2: a quarter where they were really rattled and gave up.

538
00:23:35,200 --> 00:23:37,439
Speaker 2: You know, I think they won three quarters in the

539
00:23:37,440 --> 00:23:41,600
Speaker 2: games they lost, right, but the one theirs, not the third, okay, yeah,

540
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Speaker 2: but the ones that they lost they lost huge. And

541
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Speaker 2: so that's what he talked about, was just like, you know,

542
00:23:47,800 --> 00:23:51,199
Speaker 2: they've they've dictated that, they've dictated everything in this series,

543
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Speaker 2: and I'm fascinated because if they really respond to it

544
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Speaker 2: by trying to turn up the physicality and intensity.

545
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Speaker 3: But what's that gonna look like?

546
00:24:03,600 --> 00:24:14,119
Speaker 2: In twenty twenty two seventy reviews, bro.

547
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Speaker 5: We saw half half of that fucking Celtics roster fake

548
00:24:18,080 --> 00:24:22,280
Speaker 5: die the other night all got a resurrect and it

549
00:24:22,400 --> 00:24:23,639
Speaker 5: came back on still.

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Speaker 4: To take that hel But yeah, it's geez, I don't know.

551
00:24:27,600 --> 00:24:34,200
Speaker 5: Yeah, you know, like just said, geez, jeez, geez what

552
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Speaker 5: I wanted to say, but I just don't. Yeah, it's

553
00:24:38,280 --> 00:24:42,119
Speaker 5: just not a fun series, man, It's just it's.

554
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Speaker 4: It's it's it's it's.

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Speaker 5: A coaching chess match where it's just like it's too

556
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Speaker 5: ugly to be pretty. You know, it's too ugly to

557
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Speaker 5: be appreciated. It's it's too much fucking ship moving in

558
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Speaker 5: the lot of a lot of.

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Speaker 3: Around this motherfucker, you know what I mean? Nothing like that.

560
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Speaker 3: I I am to be completely honest with you. I'm

561
00:25:04,560 --> 00:25:08,560
Speaker 3: not like the games. The games themselves haven't been enjoyable.

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Speaker 2: I'm enjoying the series because I'm enjoying that back and forth,

563
00:25:11,640 --> 00:25:13,359
Speaker 2: and I believe that it's going to get us to

564
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Speaker 2: a point where we get a couple of classic games

565
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Speaker 2: later in the series when both teams have kind of

566
00:25:18,320 --> 00:25:21,159
Speaker 2: found their level, hopefully. I mean, the biggest question to

567
00:25:21,200 --> 00:25:23,280
Speaker 2: me is have the officials sort of gotten their heads

568
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Speaker 2: around how the series has played and they're not just

569
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Speaker 2: kind of seeing ghosts out there in terms of guys

570
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Speaker 2: selling contact. I think if we get to that point,

571
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Speaker 2: we could be set up for like Games five, six,

572
00:25:34,640 --> 00:25:37,440
Speaker 2: if there's a seven, that could be really, really special.

573
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Speaker 2: But yeah, it's been it's been ugly. I mean it's

574
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Speaker 2: been it's just it's been ugly. It's been difficult to

575
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Speaker 2: watch for sure.

576
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Speaker 3: Neither series has been good at all.

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Speaker 2: I don't love I've really enjoyed the Warriors mav series.

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Speaker 2: To be completely honest with you, I mean it's I know.

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Speaker 1: It's two of the three games weren't even close, like

580
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Speaker 1: game two, like they did you really think the mass

581
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Speaker 1: mass was like fifteen at one point?

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Speaker 3: Did you really think they were gonna win at any point?

583
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Speaker 3: Did you think?

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Speaker 5: Like?

585
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Speaker 3: No?

586
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Speaker 2: But I like watching the Warriors play, and I and

587
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Speaker 2: I and I and I and I and I like, I.

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Speaker 3: Mean, seeing what Wiggins is doing, seeing what Pool is doing.

589
00:26:14,920 --> 00:26:16,120
Speaker 3: I just they're an.

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Speaker 2: Easy team to root for because of the way that

591
00:26:19,400 --> 00:26:21,439
Speaker 2: they because of the way they support each other. But

592
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Speaker 2: it's true, like did you did you see did you

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Speaker 2: I know, I'm sorry, but did you see when when

594
00:26:27,240 --> 00:26:29,920
Speaker 2: Clay passed through late in the game the Warriors the

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Speaker 2: mass that cut it to five or something, and Clay

596
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Speaker 2: had this step through pass to Pool one hundred?

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Speaker 3: Certain Pool is going to make the three?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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00:26:39,160 --> 00:26:39,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, And he was not.

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Speaker 2: Playing well, but you knew they're looking for him. He's

601
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Speaker 2: open and it's going in Like I I do. I

602
00:26:46,440 --> 00:26:49,600
Speaker 2: like watching the way that they play, and it's it's

603
00:26:49,720 --> 00:26:51,840
Speaker 2: enjoyable with me because I hated the Spurs as a

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Speaker 2: Lakers fan, so I didn't get to enjoy any of that,

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Speaker 2: Like when the Spurs were good like even like it was,

606
00:26:57,400 --> 00:26:59,359
Speaker 2: I hated Ginobili. It was hard as fuck for me

607
00:26:59,400 --> 00:27:01,119
Speaker 2: to hate Genoba because I thought he was Italian.

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00:27:01,160 --> 00:27:02,640
Speaker 3: I didn't understand the whole dynamic.

609
00:27:02,920 --> 00:27:09,000
Speaker 2: But like, but but but this Warriors team, I'm getting

610
00:27:09,040 --> 00:27:13,840
Speaker 2: to enjoy that, like watching them play as the old guys,

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Speaker 2: as the veteran guys.

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Speaker 3: I am enjoying that, I think. But I agree with you,

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Speaker 3: it's a bad series the Spurs.

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Speaker 1: We talked about this before the Pod, probably fucking a

615
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Speaker 1: trillion years ago, but the the Warriors are the Spurs

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00:27:25,280 --> 00:27:27,960
Speaker 1: with seasoning, you know what I mean, like and I

617
00:27:28,040 --> 00:27:31,240
Speaker 1: mean and when they're playing good like, it's just beautiful basketball.

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Speaker 3: So I do get that. I do get that.

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Speaker 1: But yeah, as a person that wasn't a Lakers fan,

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Speaker 1: I still didn't like the Spurs. It was the It

621
00:27:38,440 --> 00:27:41,000
Speaker 1: was really really good basketball, but it was just so

622
00:27:41,160 --> 00:27:43,560
Speaker 1: dry to me. I know, Tyler, you loved it. I

623
00:27:43,640 --> 00:27:45,840
Speaker 1: respected the basket, he played the game.

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Speaker 4: I came around on it.

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00:27:47,560 --> 00:27:49,919
Speaker 5: I did not love that Spurs basketball like two thousand

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00:27:49,960 --> 00:27:52,200
Speaker 5: and two, two thousand and three, absolutely not with.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, the second incarnation was different to the second incarnation

628
00:27:56,840 --> 00:27:58,480
Speaker 2: was different too, because it was so much more about

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Speaker 2: ball movement. It wasn't just about trying to win games

630
00:28:00,680 --> 00:28:02,720
Speaker 2: eighty to seventy seven and shit, you know what I mean.

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00:28:02,960 --> 00:28:05,960
Speaker 2: So which when Shaquille O'Neal has removed from the matchup,

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00:28:05,960 --> 00:28:08,119
Speaker 2: it frees up. It frees you up to play a

633
00:28:08,119 --> 00:28:11,719
Speaker 2: lot of a lot of different kinds of basketball. Okay,

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00:28:12,320 --> 00:28:15,080
Speaker 2: that's enough shooting hoop talk, Tyler. I want to talk

635
00:28:15,119 --> 00:28:20,080
Speaker 2: to you about the impending white gloves slap off.

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00:28:19,880 --> 00:28:23,239
Speaker 3: That is going on between college football coaches in the

637
00:28:23,400 --> 00:28:26,480
Speaker 3: United States of America right now. What the fuck?

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00:28:27,920 --> 00:28:31,120
Speaker 2: I'm not a college football guy, but this Jimbo Fisher

639
00:28:31,240 --> 00:28:34,000
Speaker 2: Nick Saban shit is so fucking funny to me. These

640
00:28:34,080 --> 00:28:38,720
Speaker 2: dudes are literally just going to press conferences and college cheaters, right.

641
00:28:38,800 --> 00:28:40,120
Speaker 4: Dog, it is.

642
00:28:40,600 --> 00:28:45,560
Speaker 5: That was the most phase and fucking mourning in sports

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00:28:45,720 --> 00:28:48,760
Speaker 5: that we had, like last week, dog.

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00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:49,320
Speaker 3: Okay.

645
00:28:49,320 --> 00:28:51,880
Speaker 5: So basically, Jimbo, you know, picked up an nil kid

646
00:28:51,920 --> 00:28:55,960
Speaker 5: who has a shit son, a fucking you know, nil money,

647
00:28:56,080 --> 00:28:57,320
Speaker 5: you know, to come on board in Texas A and

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00:28:57,440 --> 00:28:59,080
Speaker 5: M and and say was like, well, this is what

649
00:28:59,120 --> 00:29:01,280
Speaker 5: we're going to go up against, where you know, whoever

650
00:29:01,320 --> 00:29:04,920
Speaker 5: can you know supply the most sponsorships or or endorsements.

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00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:06,840
Speaker 5: You know, it's gonna be a whole different landscape. And

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Speaker 5: Jimbo just let that motherfucker have it. Bro Like, Jimbo

653
00:29:10,480 --> 00:29:13,320
Speaker 5: was fed up. Jimbo said that man might need to

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Speaker 5: get hands put on.

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Speaker 3: Jo.

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Speaker 2: He said, somebody should have slapped him when he was

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Speaker 2: a kid, and maybe we wouldn't have.

658
00:29:24,960 --> 00:29:25,080
Speaker 4: No.

659
00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:28,840
Speaker 5: But the funniest ship was was both you know, Jimbo

660
00:29:28,960 --> 00:29:31,560
Speaker 5: and Nick lying like like their guys aren't getting like

661
00:29:31,600 --> 00:29:32,480
Speaker 5: their kids aren't get paid.

662
00:29:32,520 --> 00:29:34,440
Speaker 4: Come on, man, we know they are. We all know

663
00:29:34,480 --> 00:29:36,000
Speaker 4: they are, and we all want them to so.

664
00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:39,320
Speaker 5: You anymore, right, you don't have to do that. You

665
00:29:39,320 --> 00:29:42,160
Speaker 5: don't have to do this anymore, bro, Like, we run

666
00:29:42,240 --> 00:29:42,760
Speaker 5: a tight ship.

667
00:29:42,880 --> 00:29:43,000
Speaker 3: Now.

668
00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:45,480
Speaker 5: Everyone came here, came here because they wanted to, not

669
00:29:45,560 --> 00:29:47,440
Speaker 5: because of you know, financial gain.

670
00:29:47,760 --> 00:29:50,240
Speaker 4: No, the fuck no, that's not how it went. Broucker

671
00:29:50,680 --> 00:29:52,040
Speaker 4: from hell Cats.

672
00:29:51,880 --> 00:29:57,400
Speaker 2: Everyone loves everyone loves the weather in Tuscaloosa, he said,

673
00:29:57,400 --> 00:30:00,000
Speaker 2: the niggas put open and hell Cats, nigga, you feel

674
00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:03,400
Speaker 2: not the regular boy they had that hell Cat.

675
00:30:03,440 --> 00:30:08,280
Speaker 3: You know that mother was Jewish. You feel had the

676
00:30:08,440 --> 00:30:10,160
Speaker 3: room room on that motherfucker.

677
00:30:10,520 --> 00:30:13,360
Speaker 1: But no, it's just what we do everything the right way.

678
00:30:13,400 --> 00:30:15,800
Speaker 1: The right way is the wrong way, motherfucker. You know

679
00:30:15,840 --> 00:30:17,680
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. And the wrong way is the right way,

680
00:30:17,720 --> 00:30:19,280
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. So that's that's weird that

681
00:30:19,320 --> 00:30:21,160
Speaker 1: they always come across with that type of bullship.

682
00:30:21,240 --> 00:30:24,920
Speaker 3: But yeah, man, everybody pull the ship.

683
00:30:25,760 --> 00:30:29,000
Speaker 2: Did you guys see the new boots that Kanye had on.

684
00:30:29,640 --> 00:30:34,880
Speaker 1: Oh my fucking god, dude, what is that fucking dude

685
00:30:34,880 --> 00:30:40,080
Speaker 1: from Mortal Kombat with all the stars on him, with

686
00:30:40,240 --> 00:30:42,880
Speaker 1: all the stars. Yeah, he was like he did that,

687
00:30:43,040 --> 00:30:45,960
Speaker 1: like that punch and like did his circle. He was

688
00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:48,400
Speaker 1: a fucking bro. Let me just keep talking. I'm gonna

689
00:30:48,400 --> 00:30:53,640
Speaker 1: look at this motherfucker. It's think it's a street fighters,

690
00:30:53,640 --> 00:30:55,400
Speaker 1: street fighter street flat top dude.

691
00:30:55,400 --> 00:30:58,720
Speaker 3: Who is No, it's not, Guyle, it's not it's not.

692
00:30:58,840 --> 00:31:07,680
Speaker 5: Go home, And we owe him so much.

693
00:31:09,720 --> 00:31:13,520
Speaker 3: That man invented Twitter basically.

694
00:31:13,400 --> 00:31:16,040
Speaker 5: Every Twitter conversations. Go home and be a family, man

695
00:31:16,400 --> 00:31:19,960
Speaker 5: are essence. We owe God so much.

696
00:31:20,960 --> 00:31:26,120
Speaker 4: Fucking Bison, the.

697
00:31:24,360 --> 00:31:28,640
Speaker 3: Bro those boots took. They look they.

698
00:31:28,520 --> 00:31:32,720
Speaker 1: Looked like a drawing, Like I cannot believe, Like like

699
00:31:32,840 --> 00:31:35,680
Speaker 1: when when he started wearing boots and I thought we

700
00:31:35,680 --> 00:31:37,760
Speaker 1: were all just gonna laugh with them, you know, I

701
00:31:37,840 --> 00:31:39,920
Speaker 1: laugh at them. He laughed with each other, like yeah,

702
00:31:40,240 --> 00:31:44,000
Speaker 1: but he the fact that he has people like not

703
00:31:44,040 --> 00:31:46,800
Speaker 1: only wearing these type of boots, but creating them and

704
00:31:46,840 --> 00:31:50,600
Speaker 1: getting even more ridiculous. I thought the first iteration that

705
00:31:50,640 --> 00:31:52,400
Speaker 1: he had was as wild as that get.

706
00:31:52,520 --> 00:31:55,760
Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying, you know what it's like like, and.

707
00:31:56,240 --> 00:31:57,840
Speaker 4: I know what you did last summer.

708
00:31:57,880 --> 00:32:01,520
Speaker 3: Ass boots. Now they got the street Fighters ships.

709
00:32:02,360 --> 00:32:05,560
Speaker 1: It's just so wild to see that people are going

710
00:32:05,640 --> 00:32:10,480
Speaker 1: this far with it.

711
00:32:10,720 --> 00:32:14,080
Speaker 5: I feel like, I feel like this is very irresponsible

712
00:32:14,120 --> 00:32:16,720
Speaker 5: on everyone, and Kanye set to now put a stop

713
00:32:16,760 --> 00:32:17,000
Speaker 5: to this.

714
00:32:17,800 --> 00:32:20,760
Speaker 4: It's getting out rageous. Now, where's the boy some reason.

715
00:32:22,320 --> 00:32:23,960
Speaker 3: Photoshop I thought it was a joke.

716
00:32:24,200 --> 00:32:28,360
Speaker 2: They look photo they look they look like they're intentionally designed.

717
00:32:27,880 --> 00:32:29,000
Speaker 3: To look photoshopped.

718
00:32:29,160 --> 00:32:34,560
Speaker 1: Blinciaga, Blinciaga's and the mother the fuck is is so big.

719
00:32:34,720 --> 00:32:36,160
Speaker 3: I just I just talk.

720
00:32:36,960 --> 00:32:40,640
Speaker 1: It started with them first blinciagas them dad shoes. You

721
00:32:40,680 --> 00:32:42,520
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying, Them big fat ass ships that

722
00:32:42,520 --> 00:32:44,400
Speaker 1: people was wearing with skinny jeans.

723
00:32:44,720 --> 00:32:46,600
Speaker 3: And and and that we should have cut it off.

724
00:32:46,640 --> 00:32:49,320
Speaker 4: Then we should have we should have picketed.

725
00:32:50,840 --> 00:32:52,520
Speaker 3: Against them. Remember he used to get you.

726
00:32:52,520 --> 00:32:54,280
Speaker 2: Remember you used to see the ads for the shoes

727
00:32:54,280 --> 00:32:56,160
Speaker 2: that if you wore them, they would like beef your

728
00:32:56,200 --> 00:33:03,920
Speaker 2: calves up so to where you can. Yeah, there's some

729
00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:06,040
Speaker 2: moon shoes, the ship the ones where I was like

730
00:33:06,040 --> 00:33:07,760
Speaker 2: they had springs in him and you thought you could

731
00:33:07,800 --> 00:33:09,400
Speaker 2: like jump up on top of your house if you

732
00:33:09,440 --> 00:33:11,160
Speaker 2: wore them, but really you just broke your ankle.

733
00:33:12,360 --> 00:33:13,880
Speaker 3: They look Disney as fuck.

734
00:33:14,440 --> 00:33:17,200
Speaker 1: I just hate it, bro, I just I just I

735
00:33:17,280 --> 00:33:18,960
Speaker 1: just just pure frustration.

736
00:33:19,400 --> 00:33:21,880
Speaker 4: Why do we keep alluing this? You remember them yellow

737
00:33:21,960 --> 00:33:23,040
Speaker 4: ass ships that he had.

738
00:33:23,840 --> 00:33:26,680
Speaker 1: I saw people I respected wearing the motherfuckers.

739
00:33:28,200 --> 00:33:32,720
Speaker 3: You can dress. Why are you letting him lie at you?

740
00:33:32,720 --> 00:33:34,920
Speaker 1: You you know what I'm saying, Like you're a reasonable

741
00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:36,840
Speaker 1: human and you're letting him lie to you and tell

742
00:33:36,880 --> 00:33:38,800
Speaker 1: you and you're believing these things in fire.

743
00:33:38,840 --> 00:33:40,480
Speaker 4: They are fucking trash And I.

744
00:33:40,440 --> 00:33:42,480
Speaker 1: Could be getting old and I'm cool with it, but

745
00:33:42,680 --> 00:33:44,400
Speaker 1: I think it's I don't know if it's that, bro,

746
00:33:44,560 --> 00:33:46,480
Speaker 1: I don't think I've got there yet. I think these

747
00:33:46,520 --> 00:33:51,040
Speaker 1: motherfuckers is just goofy, and they had this goofy ass

748
00:33:51,080 --> 00:33:52,040
Speaker 1: to tell them what.

749
00:33:51,960 --> 00:33:52,480
Speaker 3: To put on.

750
00:33:52,800 --> 00:33:56,800
Speaker 4: I just It's so crazy, bro, all right, bro came

751
00:33:56,880 --> 00:33:58,000
Speaker 4: do with the Spinell's on.

752
00:33:58,960 --> 00:34:02,640
Speaker 1: They let him wear it, motherfuckers, And y'allfucker's mad at

753
00:34:02,640 --> 00:34:03,840
Speaker 1: me about a fire shirt.

754
00:34:04,520 --> 00:34:06,760
Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying, Like, and y'all letting this,

755
00:34:07,080 --> 00:34:09,680
Speaker 3: y'all think it's cool? Where not? Just I just I

756
00:34:09,680 --> 00:34:11,160
Speaker 3: don't get it. I don't get it.

757
00:34:11,239 --> 00:34:13,880
Speaker 2: Man, has the time come to make fun of the

758
00:34:13,960 --> 00:34:15,080
Speaker 2: United States of America?

759
00:34:16,080 --> 00:34:18,160
Speaker 4: America is musty, absolutely okay.

760
00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:22,120
Speaker 2: I have texted you, guys shout out to a city

761
00:34:22,160 --> 00:34:25,600
Speaker 2: of freaks on Twitter for putting together.

762
00:34:26,880 --> 00:34:30,440
Speaker 3: A mashup of the state logos from all fifty states.

763
00:34:30,800 --> 00:34:33,160
Speaker 3: Tyler has tweeted this quote, tweeted it.

764
00:34:33,480 --> 00:34:35,720
Speaker 2: I will post it on the Jenkins and Jones Twitter

765
00:34:36,800 --> 00:34:40,040
Speaker 2: tonight or in the morning, but I've sent it to

766
00:34:40,080 --> 00:34:42,920
Speaker 2: the group chat and I just want to know, looking

767
00:34:42,960 --> 00:34:46,839
Speaker 2: at these logos, what? What jumps out to you guys?

768
00:34:46,880 --> 00:34:47,440
Speaker 3: Immediately?

769
00:34:49,440 --> 00:34:51,400
Speaker 4: North Carolina didn't give a single fuck.

770
00:34:52,920 --> 00:34:56,319
Speaker 5: That was the first thing that North Carolina don't give

771
00:34:56,320 --> 00:34:59,400
Speaker 5: a ship. Those motherfuckers just wrote their name and just

772
00:34:59,480 --> 00:35:00,759
Speaker 5: like turned their paper.

773
00:35:01,480 --> 00:35:09,200
Speaker 2: N They said, the logo is calibri right, just put

774
00:35:09,239 --> 00:35:11,040
Speaker 2: it in a Sarah font and turn.

775
00:35:10,880 --> 00:35:17,000
Speaker 5: It in right fucking fucking aerial font Why goddamn, I'm

776
00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:19,920
Speaker 5: gonna tell you a logo I legit hate, and that

777
00:35:20,080 --> 00:35:25,960
Speaker 5: is Washington's logo. That fucking experience WA dot com. Like, Bro,

778
00:35:26,440 --> 00:35:29,480
Speaker 5: you still flexing that your state has a website in

779
00:35:29,520 --> 00:35:30,879
Speaker 5: twenty twenty two.

780
00:35:31,560 --> 00:35:32,560
Speaker 4: Nineteen ninety seven.

781
00:35:32,640 --> 00:35:35,600
Speaker 5: Shit, you remember, like in the late nineties, everywhere everything

782
00:35:35,760 --> 00:35:38,760
Speaker 5: was like, yeah, we'd dot com. Now, motherfucker is twenty

783
00:35:38,800 --> 00:35:42,000
Speaker 5: twenty two. Take this little bullshit ass sleepers in Seattle. Bullshit,

784
00:35:42,400 --> 00:35:45,320
Speaker 5: y'all can't y'all can't keep living on that. It is

785
00:35:45,360 --> 00:35:47,279
Speaker 5: a good movie, but y'all can't keep living off that.

786
00:35:47,360 --> 00:35:51,040
Speaker 5: Nineteen ninety seven. Fucking AOL is the messenger. Bullshit, Bro,

787
00:35:51,239 --> 00:35:55,680
Speaker 5: everyone has a fucking website. Now I can keep going.

788
00:35:55,680 --> 00:35:56,920
Speaker 5: I got a lot of shit I want to get

789
00:35:56,920 --> 00:35:58,360
Speaker 5: on my chest.

790
00:35:59,200 --> 00:36:02,759
Speaker 2: I made the comment the California one looks like when

791
00:36:02,800 --> 00:36:04,920
Speaker 2: there's just a little Ariola poke.

792
00:36:05,800 --> 00:36:09,480
Speaker 1: Broke, you're a Nashal motherfucker because I don't see that,

793
00:36:09,600 --> 00:36:10,560
Speaker 1: but now I see it.

794
00:36:10,800 --> 00:36:12,520
Speaker 3: I would have never saw it if you didn't say

795
00:36:12,560 --> 00:36:13,719
Speaker 3: that ship.

796
00:36:13,560 --> 00:36:18,800
Speaker 5: Bro, that's the that's the motherfucking California Pizza Kitchen.

797
00:36:18,840 --> 00:36:20,640
Speaker 4: Font bro, it's the same ship.

798
00:36:20,680 --> 00:36:25,799
Speaker 5: Look at that ship, mank like a motherfucker.

799
00:36:26,040 --> 00:36:29,520
Speaker 3: Everybody's just lazy. I feel like there's nothing that's really

800
00:36:29,600 --> 00:36:31,560
Speaker 3: good here, you know what I mean?

801
00:36:31,680 --> 00:36:34,799
Speaker 2: Like I really like Maine because it just reminds me

802
00:36:34,840 --> 00:36:37,319
Speaker 2: of like a nineties like Madonna song.

803
00:36:37,880 --> 00:36:39,760
Speaker 3: It must be Maine, dude.

804
00:36:39,800 --> 00:36:42,040
Speaker 4: This feels like everybody made their ship.

805
00:36:42,400 --> 00:36:43,520
Speaker 3: Must it be made?

806
00:36:45,360 --> 00:36:48,400
Speaker 1: Everything feels like it's made with a PC though, and

807
00:36:48,520 --> 00:36:50,920
Speaker 1: designs shouldn't look like that, you know what I mean?

808
00:36:51,040 --> 00:36:53,840
Speaker 3: Like this ship looks old as hell. I'm not.

809
00:36:53,960 --> 00:36:57,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, I like I like Missouri and Mississippi because they

810
00:36:57,600 --> 00:36:58,160
Speaker 4: like Missouri.

811
00:36:58,920 --> 00:37:01,040
Speaker 1: It's just the word, but like it's something interesting as

812
00:37:01,200 --> 00:37:03,000
Speaker 1: most to like a stupid picture, like.

813
00:37:03,200 --> 00:37:05,600
Speaker 5: And Missouri got the Mississippi and the Missouri River Runner

814
00:37:05,600 --> 00:37:06,240
Speaker 5: than that motherfucker?

815
00:37:06,440 --> 00:37:07,640
Speaker 4: Is that what that logo is?

816
00:37:07,680 --> 00:37:11,000
Speaker 1: Okay, we got a ton of rivers and that motherfucker.

817
00:37:10,600 --> 00:37:14,360
Speaker 2: No that it says Missouri where the rivers run with

818
00:37:14,480 --> 00:37:18,520
Speaker 2: two rivers with two s's for the It's hard. It's

819
00:37:18,520 --> 00:37:21,560
Speaker 2: hard to pick out who has the least accurate motto.

820
00:37:22,480 --> 00:37:27,280
Speaker 2: Iowa says Iowa life changing. I have been through Iowa twice.

821
00:37:27,520 --> 00:37:34,240
Speaker 2: It's the least life changing place. Nothing ever changes in Iowa?

822
00:37:34,440 --> 00:37:36,080
Speaker 3: Is that worse than Kansas?

823
00:37:36,360 --> 00:37:37,680
Speaker 4: As big as you think?

824
00:37:37,719 --> 00:37:41,359
Speaker 5: That sounds low, that sounds like an hr right up

825
00:37:41,480 --> 00:37:44,200
Speaker 5: right there, bro as big as you think you need.

826
00:37:45,280 --> 00:37:46,319
Speaker 4: That's borderline section.

827
00:37:46,360 --> 00:37:50,239
Speaker 5: We're asking there, dog, you're right, like, what the fuck

828
00:37:51,239 --> 00:37:51,520
Speaker 5: look at?

829
00:37:51,600 --> 00:37:51,839
Speaker 3: You know?

830
00:37:51,880 --> 00:37:52,360
Speaker 4: Idaho?

831
00:37:52,520 --> 00:37:55,520
Speaker 5: Idaho put the whole fucking map out there just to

832
00:37:55,600 --> 00:37:57,439
Speaker 5: let you know that they know that no one knows

833
00:37:57,480 --> 00:37:58,200
Speaker 5: where the fuck they are.

834
00:37:58,400 --> 00:38:00,839
Speaker 2: See, Yeah, someone tweeted us, I know who knew they

835
00:38:00,840 --> 00:38:03,160
Speaker 2: had to point to where they are on the map.

836
00:38:07,400 --> 00:38:10,600
Speaker 3: In the logo? Hey with this one? You know, the

837
00:38:10,640 --> 00:38:13,480
Speaker 3: weird looking one? Is that one? That's I don't know

838
00:38:15,280 --> 00:38:17,399
Speaker 3: what's up with Colorado too? Like what is that?

839
00:38:17,880 --> 00:38:22,320
Speaker 1: Let's talk, let's talk, like where did that come from?

840
00:38:22,560 --> 00:38:24,000
Speaker 3: Is that what happens in Colorado?

841
00:38:24,440 --> 00:38:26,320
Speaker 4: No mean Colorado?

842
00:38:26,600 --> 00:38:28,560
Speaker 3: I mean it's no.

843
00:38:28,840 --> 00:38:31,879
Speaker 6: And someone explained pure Michigan to me, what is Why

844
00:38:31,920 --> 00:38:33,080
Speaker 6: is it pure Michigan?

845
00:38:34,120 --> 00:38:34,880
Speaker 3: Pure Michigan.

846
00:38:34,920 --> 00:38:39,120
Speaker 1: Virginia's for Lovers is fired though it's just so good.

847
00:38:39,600 --> 00:38:41,399
Speaker 3: It's the only the only good one.

848
00:38:41,680 --> 00:38:46,240
Speaker 5: Only it's it's I Love New York and Virginia's Flowers

849
00:38:46,280 --> 00:38:48,960
Speaker 5: are the only two, Like brands on this motherfucker, you

850
00:38:49,040 --> 00:38:51,879
Speaker 5: know what I mean, Like, like those are the only

851
00:38:51,920 --> 00:38:53,799
Speaker 5: things that have been pressed up on merch out of

852
00:38:53,800 --> 00:38:54,359
Speaker 5: all this ship.

853
00:38:54,480 --> 00:38:57,080
Speaker 2: Well, Arizona kind of is because it's literally just an

854
00:38:57,080 --> 00:38:58,920
Speaker 2: Arizona te logo.

855
00:38:59,560 --> 00:39:03,520
Speaker 4: Like that's like the torstitos sh Missouri.

856
00:39:03,640 --> 00:39:05,080
Speaker 3: Missouri is to show me State.

857
00:39:05,120 --> 00:39:06,919
Speaker 4: I don't know why it ain't lean into that because we.

858
00:39:06,920 --> 00:39:09,359
Speaker 3: Love saying we just show me State. I don't know

859
00:39:11,520 --> 00:39:11,840
Speaker 3: sow me.

860
00:39:12,040 --> 00:39:14,200
Speaker 4: You know we staying on that ship too, for real,

861
00:39:14,320 --> 00:39:16,000
Speaker 4: you feel me. I don't know why it didn't leave.

862
00:39:16,040 --> 00:39:19,120
Speaker 3: I mean the river, you know where the rivers flow.

863
00:39:19,200 --> 00:39:21,320
Speaker 4: So it's like a great book to read, you know

864
00:39:21,360 --> 00:39:21,799
Speaker 4: what I mean.

865
00:39:21,880 --> 00:39:24,120
Speaker 1: But like show me makes you feel a little bit,

866
00:39:24,280 --> 00:39:25,920
Speaker 1: show me State and feel some with.

867
00:39:25,880 --> 00:39:26,560
Speaker 3: That, you know what I mean.

868
00:39:26,600 --> 00:39:33,120
Speaker 2: My nominations for least accurate are New Mexico. The Land

869
00:39:33,120 --> 00:39:36,680
Speaker 2: of Enchantment is not is the Land of Scorpions or

870
00:39:36,760 --> 00:39:40,200
Speaker 2: West Virginia wild and wonderful?

871
00:39:41,080 --> 00:39:43,439
Speaker 3: Maybe wild, depending may.

872
00:39:44,880 --> 00:39:46,719
Speaker 4: Depending on your POV.

873
00:39:47,560 --> 00:39:49,719
Speaker 1: If you're if you're a big fan of parks, it's

874
00:39:49,760 --> 00:39:54,280
Speaker 1: definitely wonderful. If you're a geeker and you wonder pills,

875
00:39:54,600 --> 00:39:58,560
Speaker 1: it's a wonderful motherfucking place to be wild, if, wonderful

876
00:39:58,600 --> 00:39:59,000
Speaker 1: and deep.

877
00:39:59,440 --> 00:40:04,680
Speaker 4: Okay, ship, what was that?

878
00:40:04,719 --> 00:40:06,680
Speaker 1: Did you remember that one show where that motherfucker rattle

879
00:40:06,719 --> 00:40:07,440
Speaker 1: his sucking pills?

880
00:40:07,560 --> 00:40:10,440
Speaker 4: Was like, that's the Boom County Maiden call.

881
00:40:12,080 --> 00:40:21,480
Speaker 1: Jesus Christ, West Virginia. So I think it was like

882
00:40:21,520 --> 00:40:23,200
Speaker 1: a like it might have been on Netflix when Netflix

883
00:40:23,239 --> 00:40:25,160
Speaker 1: was making actually TV we gave a funk about you

884
00:40:25,200 --> 00:40:26,799
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying about.

885
00:40:27,400 --> 00:40:29,600
Speaker 4: But yeah, the Boom Counting Maiden Call.

886
00:40:30,200 --> 00:40:33,600
Speaker 3: I was like, sign me up for this show immediately.

887
00:40:34,200 --> 00:40:36,239
Speaker 4: That was a great selling dog.

888
00:40:38,640 --> 00:40:42,240
Speaker 3: All right, America Florida. That's all they got for Florida.

889
00:40:42,400 --> 00:40:46,160
Speaker 1: No, that's what I say to that, y'all could have that.

890
00:40:47,880 --> 00:40:53,520
Speaker 5: No, sir, I will say the original post to pointing

891
00:40:53,560 --> 00:40:57,160
Speaker 5: out how Mississippi killed that ship and Mississippi shit is

892
00:40:57,360 --> 00:40:58,840
Speaker 5: that ship looks like a riverboat?

893
00:40:58,880 --> 00:40:59,040
Speaker 4: Bro?

894
00:40:59,600 --> 00:41:01,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, you know the Mississippi one.

895
00:41:03,080 --> 00:41:07,640
Speaker 1: Arkansaw the natural state and that was really nasty. Sounds

896
00:41:07,640 --> 00:41:11,080
Speaker 1: really unnatural honestly, as Alabama.

897
00:41:10,880 --> 00:41:14,560
Speaker 5: To do that masically like the least industrialized state in

898
00:41:14,600 --> 00:41:19,120
Speaker 5: the whole country, we are the boss behind state that

899
00:41:19,239 --> 00:41:19,840
Speaker 5: you will.

900
00:41:19,600 --> 00:41:25,040
Speaker 1: Find about Arkansas that, like Mississippi is so bad. You

901
00:41:25,080 --> 00:41:27,440
Speaker 1: can't forget it exists, like Mississippi and Alabama.

902
00:41:27,480 --> 00:41:30,120
Speaker 3: Shit, Arkansas is the most forgettable state.

903
00:41:30,480 --> 00:41:32,160
Speaker 4: It's either that or Iowa.

904
00:41:32,239 --> 00:41:35,560
Speaker 1: They're so forgettable you will drive through them and not

905
00:41:35,760 --> 00:41:38,120
Speaker 1: know you've ever driven through them, you know what I mean.

906
00:41:39,040 --> 00:41:42,839
Speaker 2: I also appreciate Alabama tried to do a sweet Home Alabama,

907
00:41:42,960 --> 00:41:46,680
Speaker 2: but they did that horrible design thing where the the

908
00:41:47,120 --> 00:41:49,160
Speaker 2: third word is in the middle, so it's a sweet

909
00:41:49,239 --> 00:41:52,080
Speaker 2: Alabama Home, which is like, you should not be drawing

910
00:41:52,160 --> 00:41:55,520
Speaker 2: attention to literacy rates with your stay logo if you're

911
00:41:55,560 --> 00:41:56,400
Speaker 2: fucking Alabama.

912
00:41:57,719 --> 00:42:00,160
Speaker 1: When I was in Alabama, the model was thanking off

913
00:42:00,160 --> 00:42:02,600
Speaker 1: of Mississippi because we were forty ninth and they were fiftieth.

914
00:42:03,239 --> 00:42:05,360
Speaker 3: And I'll tell you I lived over nine years and

915
00:42:05,480 --> 00:42:07,400
Speaker 3: I'm sweet home about that motherfucker.

916
00:42:07,560 --> 00:42:10,040
Speaker 1: I'll tell you that I'm not going back to Madison

917
00:42:10,239 --> 00:42:14,640
Speaker 1: Everget okay, fuck you mean bu.

918
00:42:14,920 --> 00:42:18,520
Speaker 2: I did also appreciate that the Connecticut logo has connect

919
00:42:18,719 --> 00:42:21,000
Speaker 2: in a different color fart, because that's.

920
00:42:20,800 --> 00:42:22,160
Speaker 4: All we gotta spell that ship.

921
00:42:22,480 --> 00:42:24,680
Speaker 3: Yes, me too, and I appreciate they put that in

922
00:42:24,760 --> 00:42:25,600
Speaker 3: the state logos.

923
00:42:25,719 --> 00:42:27,960
Speaker 2: Look, we know we're a New York suburb and we're

924
00:42:27,960 --> 00:42:30,279
Speaker 2: not significant and we know no one remembers how to

925
00:42:30,280 --> 00:42:31,959
Speaker 2: spell us, so we're gonna make it as easy, honey

926
00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:32,560
Speaker 2: as possible.

927
00:42:32,600 --> 00:42:37,360
Speaker 3: It's Connecticut.

928
00:42:36,640 --> 00:42:39,160
Speaker 4: Georgia has. Georgia has the only logo I can actually

929
00:42:39,200 --> 00:42:40,160
Speaker 4: hear on this ship.

930
00:42:40,760 --> 00:42:42,560
Speaker 5: You know they show that at the end of all

931
00:42:42,600 --> 00:42:45,400
Speaker 5: those every fucking TV showing movie and chuck.

932
00:42:47,080 --> 00:42:50,640
Speaker 1: South Dakota is just too much like pick something, my nigga,

933
00:42:51,280 --> 00:42:55,200
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying, great faces, great places, the fucking.

934
00:42:55,080 --> 00:42:58,600
Speaker 5: It's two different fonts and four different on that motherfucker

935
00:42:58,640 --> 00:43:00,160
Speaker 5: hell so much, don't.

936
00:43:00,080 --> 00:43:01,399
Speaker 3: You, bro.

937
00:43:01,719 --> 00:43:04,439
Speaker 2: There's much more going on in the logo than there

938
00:43:04,520 --> 00:43:05,880
Speaker 2: is in South Dakota.

939
00:43:06,040 --> 00:43:10,480
Speaker 5: Yes, two different fonts, three different colors, four different humans.

940
00:43:10,480 --> 00:43:14,279
Speaker 5: Goddamn South Dakota. Make up your motherfucking mind. We're looking

941
00:43:14,280 --> 00:43:17,880
Speaker 5: at New Jersey, Bro, What is Jersey a hill of

942
00:43:17,960 --> 00:43:18,919
Speaker 5: a river or some shit?

943
00:43:20,520 --> 00:43:22,680
Speaker 3: That's an ancestral home of the Garden Bascos.

944
00:43:23,160 --> 00:43:25,040
Speaker 2: They need to lean into the because New Jersey is

945
00:43:25,080 --> 00:43:26,759
Speaker 2: a Garden state and it's the same as it show

946
00:43:26,800 --> 00:43:29,239
Speaker 2: Me state. They really love the Garden State ship and

947
00:43:29,280 --> 00:43:32,160
Speaker 2: this is like it's New Jersey with Ma Tilda on it.

948
00:43:32,200 --> 00:43:36,000
Speaker 3: They just doodled before them. Yeah, how would you pronounce

949
00:43:36,040 --> 00:43:37,160
Speaker 3: New Jersey with the tilda?

950
00:43:37,239 --> 00:43:44,719
Speaker 1: How would you pronounce that New Jersey? Maybe New Jersey.

951
00:43:44,560 --> 00:43:46,120
Speaker 4: Maybe they were on a something.

952
00:43:46,480 --> 00:43:48,160
Speaker 3: Maybe this is actually genius.

953
00:43:50,320 --> 00:43:53,399
Speaker 5: I gotta say, I gotta say, Rhode Island, y'all can't

954
00:43:53,440 --> 00:43:55,879
Speaker 5: keep getting away with making that fucking owen anchor. Man,

955
00:43:56,080 --> 00:44:00,480
Speaker 5: you know, get a little bit more creative. I've been

956
00:44:00,480 --> 00:44:02,400
Speaker 5: doing this shit for two hundred years now.

957
00:44:02,160 --> 00:44:05,319
Speaker 4: Man, Rhode Island is very forgetable too.

958
00:44:05,880 --> 00:44:09,279
Speaker 3: Rhode Island deaf, There's there's what's yeah, that's this Rhode Island.

959
00:44:09,440 --> 00:44:12,120
Speaker 2: And I was brother Sharp's brother got his doctorate at

960
00:44:12,520 --> 00:44:15,440
Speaker 2: Brown which is in Rhode Island. And one day, just

961
00:44:15,440 --> 00:44:17,480
Speaker 2: because he thought it would be funny, he walked across

962
00:44:17,600 --> 00:44:23,279
Speaker 2: Rhode Island. But I just thought it would be a

963
00:44:23,280 --> 00:44:25,120
Speaker 2: funny thing to do in the summer. He just walked

964
00:44:25,160 --> 00:44:26,040
Speaker 2: the width of the state.

965
00:44:26,320 --> 00:44:27,400
Speaker 3: And they're talking about Alabama.

966
00:44:27,560 --> 00:44:29,560
Speaker 1: I knew some great people in Alabama, so I said,

967
00:44:29,520 --> 00:44:31,640
Speaker 1: I mess some solid ass people. One of my homies

968
00:44:31,640 --> 00:44:34,440
Speaker 1: from Alabama, he's from Rhode Island, but he lived in Alabama.

969
00:44:34,560 --> 00:44:35,640
Speaker 3: And I remember when he told me it was from

970
00:44:35,760 --> 00:44:36,239
Speaker 3: Rhode Island.

971
00:44:36,239 --> 00:44:39,279
Speaker 1: I was like, niggas there's niggas in Rhode Island, like

972
00:44:39,320 --> 00:44:41,359
Speaker 1: I just knew, not a black person.

973
00:44:41,920 --> 00:44:42,239
Speaker 3: I am.

974
00:44:42,400 --> 00:44:45,120
Speaker 1: That's the only person ever that's black that i've ever

975
00:44:45,160 --> 00:44:46,239
Speaker 1: maybe the only maybe one of the.

976
00:44:46,160 --> 00:44:47,880
Speaker 3: Five people that I've known is from Rhode Island. But

977
00:44:48,120 --> 00:44:48,799
Speaker 3: only nigga. Ever.

978
00:44:48,840 --> 00:44:50,960
Speaker 4: I'm like you, a nigga, you from Rhode Island, I

979
00:44:50,960 --> 00:44:52,160
Speaker 4: would I would lie.

980
00:44:52,560 --> 00:44:57,200
Speaker 1: I wouldn't lie. I'm from Alabama. Gee, that makes sense

981
00:44:57,239 --> 00:44:59,680
Speaker 1: to me. A nigga telling me you from Rhode Island.

982
00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:03,160
Speaker 1: It's just no, it's a general lack of respect when

983
00:45:03,200 --> 00:45:04,320
Speaker 1: I hear you from Rhode Island.

984
00:45:04,320 --> 00:45:04,959
Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying.

985
00:45:05,880 --> 00:45:11,320
Speaker 2: All right, America, you musty as fuck? Thank you, big boss,

986
00:45:11,800 --> 00:45:13,440
Speaker 2: Thanks for thank you for indulging me.

987
00:45:13,640 --> 00:45:14,400
Speaker 3: This is choose.

988
00:45:14,440 --> 00:45:17,560
Speaker 4: It's all here here.

989
00:45:17,440 --> 00:45:19,240
Speaker 3: There's some there.

990
00:45:19,360 --> 00:45:21,040
Speaker 4: There's something nasty there too, Bro.

991
00:45:21,480 --> 00:45:23,800
Speaker 3: I can't put my finger on it, but it feels nasty.

992
00:45:24,040 --> 00:45:27,520
Speaker 2: I also appreciate the Texas motto. Texas it's like a

993
00:45:27,600 --> 00:45:28,680
Speaker 2: whole other country.

994
00:45:28,760 --> 00:45:29,080
Speaker 3: We know.

995
00:45:29,360 --> 00:45:30,839
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, bro, we get it.

996
00:45:30,960 --> 00:45:34,600
Speaker 3: Bro, you understand they're just so annoying. That might be

997
00:45:34,640 --> 00:45:37,680
Speaker 3: the most annoying one. Yeah, you know what I'm saying.

998
00:45:37,960 --> 00:45:39,400
Speaker 3: It's like a whole other country.

999
00:45:40,800 --> 00:45:43,960
Speaker 1: Like percent of the black people I've met from Texas,

1000
00:45:44,000 --> 00:45:45,919
Speaker 1: like maybe ninety nine point nine percent of the people

1001
00:45:45,960 --> 00:45:48,239
Speaker 1: black people I met from Texas I've loved to death,

1002
00:45:48,600 --> 00:45:49,320
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying.

1003
00:45:49,400 --> 00:45:53,000
Speaker 3: But Texas, it's like they're from a whole other country.

1004
00:45:53,080 --> 00:45:57,800
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's a whole other country. That motherfucking olive garden

1005
00:45:57,840 --> 00:46:02,640
Speaker 5: font on, New Mexico, though, what the fuck is that goddamn.

1006
00:46:02,160 --> 00:46:04,680
Speaker 3: But solive guard. That's good eating. I'll give a follow.

1007
00:46:04,800 --> 00:46:08,400
Speaker 5: Nobody says good those ficks and that salad.

1008
00:46:08,440 --> 00:46:09,080
Speaker 4: God damn.

1009
00:46:09,520 --> 00:46:11,279
Speaker 1: I think me and my lady me and rather going

1010
00:46:11,320 --> 00:46:15,680
Speaker 1: to cheesecake factory for uh your anniversary, like the original

1011
00:46:15,960 --> 00:46:17,440
Speaker 1: Beverly Hilly.

1012
00:46:19,360 --> 00:46:20,520
Speaker 3: Cheesecake factory.

1013
00:46:20,640 --> 00:46:22,920
Speaker 1: And she was like, let's fucking go there for our

1014
00:46:23,239 --> 00:46:25,719
Speaker 1: for our anniversary. I'm like, hell fucking yeah, this is

1015
00:46:25,719 --> 00:46:27,080
Speaker 1: why I married you.

1016
00:46:27,080 --> 00:46:29,479
Speaker 3: You ain't too good for cheesecake? Makes me. That makes

1017
00:46:29,480 --> 00:46:33,960
Speaker 3: me so happy. That's so sweet. I called her rap

1018
00:46:34,040 --> 00:46:38,759
Speaker 3: scallion yesterday. Bro. I felt really good. She was.

1019
00:46:38,840 --> 00:46:42,000
Speaker 4: I was holding her vagabond last week. That makes me

1020
00:46:42,080 --> 00:46:43,600
Speaker 4: really happy.

1021
00:46:44,280 --> 00:46:46,279
Speaker 3: I was. I was, I was holding her face and

1022
00:46:46,400 --> 00:46:46,719
Speaker 3: she was.

1023
00:46:46,680 --> 00:46:48,920
Speaker 1: Trying to lick my hand, and I'm like what the

1024
00:46:48,960 --> 00:46:51,520
Speaker 1: fuck are you doing? And I'm pulling the camera and

1025
00:46:51,520 --> 00:46:53,319
Speaker 1: she like hit her face and I'm like, what.

1026
00:46:53,320 --> 00:46:55,640
Speaker 3: Do you just show the people who you really are?

1027
00:46:55,719 --> 00:46:57,560
Speaker 1: Because none of my people, no other people that follow

1028
00:46:57,560 --> 00:47:00,520
Speaker 1: me Instagram like me anymore. They're like bro oh rather

1029
00:47:00,840 --> 00:47:02,880
Speaker 1: so rather the kid get the fuck off, Like, we

1030
00:47:02,920 --> 00:47:04,640
Speaker 1: don't want to if you if I give a put

1031
00:47:04,760 --> 00:47:07,000
Speaker 1: a fid off. Let's see Robin, we don't want to

1032
00:47:07,000 --> 00:47:09,200
Speaker 1: see you anymore. So I'm trying to trying to even

1033
00:47:09,239 --> 00:47:10,759
Speaker 1: it out a little bit. I want to show him

1034
00:47:10,800 --> 00:47:12,279
Speaker 1: how weird she is, you know what I mean?

1035
00:47:12,760 --> 00:47:14,759
Speaker 3: Show the people you wrap scallion.

1036
00:47:19,400 --> 00:47:21,279
Speaker 2: All right, that's all the time we got. We'll be

1037
00:47:21,280 --> 00:47:23,280
Speaker 2: back in the middle of the week for another episode.

1038
00:47:23,400 --> 00:47:26,160
Speaker 2: Thank you, as always for listening to Jenkins and Jones.

1039
00:47:26,239 --> 00:47:29,320
Speaker 2: Leave us the five star reviews and tell your friends

1040
00:47:29,320 --> 00:47:31,120
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1041
00:47:31,120 --> 00:47:32,080
Speaker 2: you in a couple of days.

1042
00:47:32,600 --> 00:47:39,360
Speaker 1: By you run Stallion Vagabond