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Speaker 1: Jewels. Dirty little secret? What's up?

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Speaker 2: You have a dirty little secret?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? I had a all right, So a little little

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Speaker 1: backstory too. It is my dad got with this girl

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Speaker 1: that was a couple of years, oh, I said, a

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Speaker 1: couple of probably ten years older than me when I

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Speaker 1: was thirteen. So she had like a lot of authority

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Speaker 1: at a young age in my opinion, and we never

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Speaker 1: got along. Obviously, I can't do nothing if thirteen and

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Speaker 1: right before I left for the army, when I was seventeen,

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Speaker 1: I put nair in her leaving conditioner. She had this

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Speaker 1: super long, flucious hair and I mixed there in it.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god. And it was just an eight year battle,

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Speaker 1: you know, growing up, and that was my revenge before

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Speaker 1: I left out. I don't know whatever came out of it.

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Speaker 2: But wait, she doesn't know that you hadn't.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if. I don't know if there was

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Speaker 1: enough in the conditioner for it to do anything. But

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Speaker 1: when I left for the Army, I never came back,

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Speaker 1: so I don't know what what came out of it.

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Speaker 1: That tastes off your hair, right, Yeah, yeah, it's crazy

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Speaker 1: a little bit. Well, yeah, leaving conditioner was you leave

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Speaker 1: it in so I'm sure it got in there. Good wow.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, well, thank you for telling us your

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Speaker 2: dirty little secret. Remind everybody not get on your bad side.

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Speaker 2: One yeah, but hello, hello, Hey you have a dirty

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Speaker 2: little secret. Yes I do, sweet, What is.

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Speaker 1: It all right? Uh?

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Speaker 3: My secret is our first job. I was working as

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Speaker 3: an operator and I was working the double shift graveyard

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Speaker 3: today shift. I mean, I was drinking all day. I

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Speaker 3: went to work on the drunk, went outside, went to

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Speaker 3: go and get some food to go, and I got

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Speaker 3: a d y on the clock. Nobody knew what's gone.

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Speaker 3: Went back to work five hours later and it was

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Speaker 3: all good. Nobody knew I was gone and it was

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Speaker 3: bad luck good. Look. At the same time, got a

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Speaker 3: d y by sometime my job. Nobody knew. That's good.

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Speaker 2: Hey, you'll never drink and drive again. Oh of course,

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Speaker 2: thanks for telling us your dining a little secret.

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Speaker 1: Alright. See bye? What's your dirty little secret.