WEBVTT - Ep 89: The IQ Dick Size Test 0:00:01.840 --> 0:00:05.480 Welcome to This Is Important, a production of I Heart Radio, 0:00:05.720 --> 0:00:08.440 the show where we only talk about what is most 0:00:08.520 --> 0:00:14.600 obviously very crucially important today. On This Is Important, dicks 0:00:14.880 --> 0:00:19.640 have gotten larger, dude, it's all the processed meats for you. 0:00:19.640 --> 0:00:22.880 Your store's locker was a rat nightclub. It was going off, 0:00:24.040 --> 0:00:25.960 what's the thing you like? Sniff that makes your butt 0:00:26.000 --> 0:00:29.240 hole open up. I do actually think that the more 0:00:29.360 --> 0:00:32.120 intelligent you are, your IQ level, I think, smaller dick 0:00:32.200 --> 0:00:53.160 you have. Let's go good harmonizer, harmonizes, all right, we're back. 0:00:53.760 --> 0:00:56.680 Cool to see a barbershop quartet. Do we're back if 0:00:56.680 --> 0:01:00.120 we had a four part harmony. I'm in Charles in 0:01:01.120 --> 0:01:07.080 right now. Go off to the races, go on the 0:01:07.080 --> 0:01:10.280 the on the on the radio this morning, they like 0:01:10.319 --> 0:01:13.959 their morning radio DJ goes, good morning. No, he goes, 0:01:14.319 --> 0:01:19.720 we're back, all right, Yeah, I mean I think that's 0:01:19.959 --> 0:01:23.440 after like commercials or something. Yeah, all the it's all 0:01:23.480 --> 0:01:26.080 the time. He did it like four times within uh, 0:01:26.319 --> 0:01:29.319 within his little segment about how there. I mean, that's 0:01:29.360 --> 0:01:32.920 not ours. We stole it from a kid, college kid, 0:01:33.240 --> 0:01:35.440 I know, and we all stole from this college kid. 0:01:35.480 --> 0:01:38.600 I'm not saying he stole from No, everybody stole from Poulter, guys, 0:01:38.640 --> 0:01:41.679 but we're more important than the radio guy. Everybody stole 0:01:41.760 --> 0:01:46.000 from Poulter. Guyst right, Poulter, you're right that even that 0:01:46.080 --> 0:01:49.920 was their back, but that was the original. So in 0:01:49.920 --> 0:01:54.360 a weird way, no one stole from I guess in 0:01:54.400 --> 0:01:56.160 a weird way, we didn't at all. How do you say, 0:01:56.960 --> 0:02:01.080 you guys know what it's from? Right? Originally poultry Poulter, guys, 0:02:01.120 --> 0:02:03.360 Poulter guys. It's a chicken movie, right, It's one of 0:02:03.360 --> 0:02:08.920 the Chicken Chicken movie Chicken Run, Chicken Run, We're Back 0:02:09.320 --> 0:02:13.200 is originally from the Revenge of the Nerds to tease 0:02:13.320 --> 0:02:16.399 telephone where the telephone's ringing and it's all creepy. They 0:02:16.520 --> 0:02:20.680 stole that. Who's who? I think they took that from Poulter, guys, 0:02:20.880 --> 0:02:24.160 Shut the funk up. Yes, but they said we're back. 0:02:24.560 --> 0:02:28.280 Oh sorry, sorry, sorry, I remember? Okay, but do you 0:02:28.320 --> 0:02:33.000 remember We're Back? The animated feature about those dinosaurs being 0:02:33.080 --> 0:02:36.320 like back in New York from the nineties. I think 0:02:36.400 --> 0:02:38.560 John didn't I send you that poster? Yeah? I think 0:02:38.600 --> 0:02:41.600 you did. Actually, so, yeah, I remember it, you guys, 0:02:42.080 --> 0:02:45.080 Is I don't? Is this? Um? Is this it's an 0:02:45.120 --> 0:02:48.440 animated dinosaur flick. Did they wear like cool clothing and stuff? 0:02:48.440 --> 0:02:52.200 Because I kind of before Time? No, no, no, it's 0:02:52.240 --> 0:02:55.000 called We're Back. It was kind of like the clothing cool. 0:02:55.200 --> 0:02:58.040 They didn't have a rocking stegosaurus and like sunglasses and 0:02:58.120 --> 0:03:00.639 like a fucking leather jacket or something, because I got 0:03:00.639 --> 0:03:03.959 that in my head, Blake. All I'm asking is how 0:03:04.240 --> 0:03:07.000 was their lugard game? Okay, come on, man, we're not 0:03:07.040 --> 0:03:11.600 in person anymore. I'll just shut the zoom down. Here 0:03:11.680 --> 0:03:15.560 was the deal with um We're Back though the movie? 0:03:16.040 --> 0:03:18.600 Remember how there was like that kind of like tier 0:03:18.960 --> 0:03:22.760 of um animated movies that weren't Disney movies like Oliver 0:03:22.880 --> 0:03:28.960 and Company, Land Before Time for the Last Round, All 0:03:29.040 --> 0:03:32.880 Dogs Here a tear to you, It's Disney. Then everything 0:03:32.880 --> 0:03:35.720 else it was was all dogs Disney or what all 0:03:35.760 --> 0:03:38.200 dogs go to Heaven is Disney? I don't think so 0:03:38.400 --> 0:03:40.840 that is important. Yeah, I don't think all Dogs. I 0:03:40.880 --> 0:03:44.440 believe it was Disney, you know, I don't think it was. Yeah, exactly. 0:03:44.680 --> 0:03:50.440 And Blaster Oh that's a great example here. But these 0:03:50.440 --> 0:03:52.760 were like indie cartoons, not at all. They were a 0:03:52.840 --> 0:03:56.840 major studio, the comedy, but they would really bring the 0:03:56.920 --> 0:03:59.400 thunder Man it was. Those are great films. If you 0:03:59.440 --> 0:04:04.840 have time about Oliver back dude, they obviously they're listening 0:04:04.880 --> 0:04:07.040 to this podcast. They have all the time in the world, 0:04:10.440 --> 0:04:13.080 so much time, Yeah, you say, I will. I do 0:04:13.160 --> 0:04:15.400 have a question for people, what's up with the Brave 0:04:15.440 --> 0:04:18.520 Little Toaster. You can't find it anywhere. It's not streaming, 0:04:18.560 --> 0:04:21.799 and it's probably have all of these knockoff like Brave 0:04:21.839 --> 0:04:24.160 Little Toaster things I never heard about that came out 0:04:24.360 --> 0:04:28.200 years later, like TV shows and sequels and three quels 0:04:28.200 --> 0:04:31.239 and stuff. But the original Brave Little Toaster is nowhere 0:04:31.240 --> 0:04:33.720 to be filming. Last night checked. I checked probably once 0:04:33.760 --> 0:04:36.480 every six months. I've never heard of this. I've never 0:04:36.520 --> 0:04:38.400 heard of the Brave Little Toast. You've never heard of 0:04:38.400 --> 0:04:40.640 the Brave Little Toaster. Really, you know what it's because 0:04:40.720 --> 0:04:42.640 Der's is the oldest guy that we know. It's a 0:04:43.080 --> 0:04:45.680 different generation. So like I know about Flight of the 0:04:45.760 --> 0:04:48.839 Navigator and you guys don't. I don't know that that's true. 0:04:51.120 --> 0:04:54.039 There's a secret of Nimboy. It is cool that you 0:04:54.120 --> 0:04:57.040 are just barely older than us. You're like a year 0:04:57.040 --> 0:04:59.040 and a half older than us, and two and a 0:04:59.040 --> 0:05:03.120 half right, is that right? Two and a half. That's 0:05:03.160 --> 0:05:05.440 a lifetime. When you guys were sophomores, I would have 0:05:05.440 --> 0:05:09.239 been a senior. It's a toddler's lifetime. That's a toddler's lifetime. 0:05:09.279 --> 0:05:11.560 Thank you, yes, thank you, Kyle. Can you move that 0:05:11.640 --> 0:05:14.120 light homing that you're fucking blind? You No, I know 0:05:14.160 --> 0:05:16.640 I'm doing it. I'm doing artistic ship over here. That's cool. 0:05:16.800 --> 0:05:21.080 I hate it. Yeah, I didn't. I didn't like it. Yeah, 0:05:21.080 --> 0:05:26.000 it's okay, that's a critique. Yeah, okay, it is sure. Sure. 0:05:26.000 --> 0:05:28.960 How about this shiny boy? Hey you guys, can I 0:05:29.040 --> 0:05:31.840 just close out this? Um hot hot hot uh indie 0:05:31.839 --> 0:05:37.960 animated talk real quick circle back? Yeah, okay. So the 0:05:38.040 --> 0:05:43.599 greatest non Disney cartoon we have to be undoubtedly the 0:05:43.680 --> 0:05:46.120 Iron Giant. Correct in my correct I was gonna I 0:05:46.160 --> 0:05:48.279 was going to bring that up. I like the Iron Giant. 0:05:48.320 --> 0:05:52.120 I like your Braverite toaster more. And if I'm being real, 0:05:52.400 --> 0:05:55.520 the first Land before Time. That's some real ship, very 0:05:55.560 --> 0:06:01.720 good hits. You're jerk, Yeah, run mom, donaldfoot. That was sad. 0:06:02.000 --> 0:06:04.320 That's a sad flick. I think Iron Giant was a 0:06:04.320 --> 0:06:08.040 little scary or than the brave Little toast or for me, 0:06:08.240 --> 0:06:13.040 the opening is fucking still the guys, who is the 0:06:13.120 --> 0:06:14.880 voice of the Iron Giant? That might be the most 0:06:14.920 --> 0:06:22.200 important Diesel? Vin Diesel, bro Diesel is the Iron Giant? 0:06:22.279 --> 0:06:30.240 In what Diesel voices everything that matters? Are we being real? Yes? Why? 0:06:30.240 --> 0:06:32.960 How do you mean? He wasn't even famous. He was 0:06:33.000 --> 0:06:37.520 a voice actor before he became Vin Diesel. The venice 0:06:37.600 --> 0:06:42.080 short short is an acronym for voices in no time 0:06:42.120 --> 0:06:46.279 at all. Just comes up with the voices and no 0:06:46.360 --> 0:06:48.840 time at all. It's crazy. And then they were like 0:06:49.000 --> 0:06:52.600 maybe Diesel. At the end, he goes, well, was it 0:06:52.720 --> 0:06:55.160 the Iron did The Iron Giant? Didn't have many lines 0:06:55.200 --> 0:06:58.039 in that movie. That's also the thing, right, It didn't speak. 0:06:58.040 --> 0:07:00.560 It was more grunts. He only says, like seven, What 0:07:00.680 --> 0:07:05.599 year did the Iron Giant come out? That's a great question. 0:07:05.600 --> 0:07:08.720 We're gonna need the producers. Oh we got nine quick 0:07:08.720 --> 0:07:11.280 on the draw from a producer. Woh, that's actually later 0:07:11.320 --> 0:07:13.560 than I thought. That's ways. I mean, this is why 0:07:13.600 --> 0:07:17.160 I didn't really funk with The Iron giantess because it 0:07:17.240 --> 0:07:19.680 was I mean, dude, I was in ninth grade. I 0:07:19.720 --> 0:07:23.040 wasn't watching It's it's not a little kid movie. It's 0:07:23.080 --> 0:07:25.400 an excellent field. That's what I said. It's it's it's 0:07:25.400 --> 0:07:28.080 scarier than The Brave Little Toaster because it's more adults. 0:07:28.120 --> 0:07:30.880 It is a film geared for children. Yes, and adults 0:07:30.960 --> 0:07:33.840 can also watch. Yeah, because Harry Connick Jr. Is the 0:07:33.840 --> 0:07:38.240 other voice. Bro. Oh yeah, that's just cool. That's cool 0:07:38.280 --> 0:07:41.400 as a cucumber, right there, Miss Rebecca. That must have 0:07:41.400 --> 0:07:45.640 been like right when they started like having celebrities do voices, 0:07:45.720 --> 0:07:48.600 because before that it was just voice actors for the 0:07:48.600 --> 0:07:52.720 most Yes, Yes, bine large obviously, Robin Williams snapped off, 0:07:53.000 --> 0:07:59.800 and Ali Don yes, and um and Tom Hanks and uh, 0:08:00.040 --> 0:08:04.120 Toy Story that was toy story that we were doing. 0:08:04.440 --> 0:08:07.120 I'm gonna say Toy Story after Iron Giant or is 0:08:07.160 --> 0:08:10.120 it I'm gonna say Toy Story was just before Yeah, 0:08:10.200 --> 0:08:13.640 I think it's pre Iron Joy. They were sixar movies 0:08:13.920 --> 0:08:16.880 before Iron Giant came out. Yeah, dude, that was the 0:08:16.880 --> 0:08:20.120 thing throwback. That's probably why you watched it because it 0:08:20.240 --> 0:08:23.480 was like more of a throwback cartoon animation style. That's 0:08:23.480 --> 0:08:26.560 why you watch it when you were ninth grade home, 0:08:27.320 --> 0:08:29.440 I thought, we're talking about your favorite decade here, and 0:08:29.440 --> 0:08:32.920 you don't know shit about it. Take it. And by 0:08:32.920 --> 0:08:34.920 the way, are we you're saying like that's the best 0:08:35.040 --> 0:08:38.000 non Disney like you're talking about like animated Disney, You're 0:08:38.000 --> 0:08:42.280 talking about like animated. Because all these Pixar movies were 0:08:42.320 --> 0:08:46.920 coming out up, I always I jump on myself, I 0:08:47.360 --> 0:08:50.600 ate milet I rabb it at Pixar is Disney? Isn't 0:08:50.640 --> 0:08:55.320 it now? But it wasn't before? It was Steve Jobs, Yes, yes, man, 0:08:55.520 --> 0:08:58.400 do you even work in the business. So I didn't 0:08:58.400 --> 0:09:01.520 even realize that Pixar just got bought by Disney like 0:09:01.559 --> 0:09:03.560 in the last ten years. But I thought they were 0:09:03.600 --> 0:09:06.920 hell of Disney references in Toy Story, Like what, yeah, 0:09:06.920 --> 0:09:09.720 what are the Disney references in Toy Story? Buzz light 0:09:09.800 --> 0:09:13.920 here and you know those are Pixar property. Toy Story 0:09:13.960 --> 0:09:20.439 came out in Stories five. God, yeah, that makes I 0:09:20.520 --> 0:09:24.000 feel like freaking what is that on your face? Blake? 0:09:24.040 --> 0:09:27.000 What is that on your face? Right? Probably the largest 0:09:27.600 --> 0:09:34.079 omelet you'll you'll see all they scramble, right, I just 0:09:34.120 --> 0:09:38.520 got bodied. Yeah, So all the Pixar movies were up 0:09:38.559 --> 0:09:43.400 to snuff, if not as good as Snow Snow White. Okay, 0:09:43.800 --> 0:09:46.720 care that your know what? What what is the best 0:09:47.280 --> 0:09:54.760 Disney of that era, pre pre Pixar, like old, old, 0:09:54.840 --> 0:09:57.920 old old up until two thousand. Let's say, okay, well, 0:09:57.920 --> 0:10:01.600 then Aladdin for sure adds great over beauty and the 0:10:01.600 --> 0:10:04.480 Beast over robin Hood for me. For me, I loved 0:10:04.480 --> 0:10:09.200 Aladdin time. Robin Hood is so sick. Robin Hood does 0:10:09.240 --> 0:10:13.440 not make sense. It's like what happened? Huh? Robin Hood 0:10:13.480 --> 0:10:15.199 is in the time when you would have voice actors 0:10:15.240 --> 0:10:17.600 doing voice actors, and there was a very famous voice 0:10:17.640 --> 0:10:20.960 actor named Pat butt Ram butt Ram. He has a 0:10:21.040 --> 0:10:24.360 star on Hollywood he does. His name is Pat butt Ram. 0:10:26.520 --> 0:10:29.480 But m how do you spell that b U T 0:10:29.679 --> 0:10:32.240 t r A. How you say it? You know you 0:10:32.280 --> 0:10:34.640 don't spell it? You do it. I wonder if they 0:10:34.720 --> 0:10:39.240 thought twice about giving him the star, like they were like, Hollywood, 0:10:39.280 --> 0:10:41.520 you can go see Pat butt Rams. I've seen it. 0:10:41.600 --> 0:10:43.560 I wonder if they when they were giving it to him, 0:10:43.600 --> 0:10:46.679 they were like, I don't know, this is kids are 0:10:46.679 --> 0:10:50.120 going to handalyize this literally every day, or they're gonna 0:10:50.120 --> 0:10:52.800 fuck it. We don't They're gonna buffet. They're gonna buffet 0:10:52.800 --> 0:10:56.800 and keep it pristine. Pat's put in so much work. 0:10:57.000 --> 0:10:58.920 If you love the guy, and we told him when 0:10:58.920 --> 0:11:00.840 he got into biz, he was two movies in we 0:11:01.120 --> 0:11:04.400 he had established himself as Mr. Butt Ram. But we 0:11:04.400 --> 0:11:07.559 we said, Pat, I think he can still change it, Bud, 0:11:07.920 --> 0:11:10.079 I think he could still change it. And nobody. I mean, 0:11:10.240 --> 0:11:12.200 you know, they drilled a little hole in it so 0:11:12.320 --> 0:11:16.679 people can can ram. Oh wow, yeah, you know it. 0:11:17.280 --> 0:11:19.560 You know, I mean we're talking Hollywood right now, dude, 0:11:19.800 --> 0:11:23.400 the place is Assesspool. We're talking Theywood. I'm gonna bang 0:11:23.440 --> 0:11:25.880 Pat butt Ram star. Do you think it's pronounced but 0:11:25.960 --> 0:11:28.520 Trump or something like that. I've never heard it said 0:11:29.000 --> 0:11:32.400 except by my friends. But Trump. That's a good question. 0:11:32.400 --> 0:11:37.520 Maybe it is Bertram. Yeah, but you know, I mean 0:11:37.559 --> 0:11:39.880 middle school was the worst time of that guy's life. 0:11:39.960 --> 0:11:41.960 Is like, it's actually but Trump And everyone's like, no, 0:11:42.040 --> 0:11:45.440 it isn't, It isn't, No, it's not. Um wait, have 0:11:45.520 --> 0:11:48.920 you guys heard of Lorenzo music? No, only lamas. What's this? 0:11:50.440 --> 0:11:54.600 Lorenzo's oil. He's also a voice actor who sounds exactly 0:11:54.640 --> 0:11:57.600 like Bill Murray and he did the voice on Ghostbusters 0:11:57.600 --> 0:12:00.560 as a cartoon. But he's done a bunch of stuff. Okay, 0:12:00.679 --> 0:12:04.000 and then, because we've talked about the best Bill Murray impersonation. 0:12:04.040 --> 0:12:07.400 But we won't go every did we ever say who was? Yes, 0:12:07.480 --> 0:12:09.800 we did, we did. We talked about Mr Evans Evans 0:12:10.600 --> 0:12:13.560 right right right? But wait wait, and so his name 0:12:13.640 --> 0:12:18.319 is Lorenzo Music and that's what he goes by. I got, 0:12:18.720 --> 0:12:22.400 I got all my like ad because by the way, Dirs, 0:12:22.440 --> 0:12:25.040 I just watched Afternoon. This is not animated series. Please 0:12:25.040 --> 0:12:28.920 reread see it really. Oh it's as Hustlers us at 0:12:28.920 --> 0:12:32.520 the top. Yeah, the sticker was covering it. Yeah, I 0:12:32.720 --> 0:12:36.520 believe I got that for Dirsy's birthday. The Ghostbusters gifts 0:12:36.720 --> 0:12:39.439 do not stuff, but lunchers in this. It's just a 0:12:39.520 --> 0:12:46.559 different Yes, very good. Trust me. He's that guy. I 0:12:46.679 --> 0:12:51.559 watched Afterlife yesterday on the plane. It's watched Ray dude 0:12:52.200 --> 0:12:57.240 loved it. Yeah, what was it? Afterlife? Yeah, I finally 0:12:57.280 --> 0:13:00.599 saw it. Yeah, it's got a wreck from Divine. I 0:13:00.640 --> 0:13:02.640 think that's a wreck from every one of you guys. Yeah, 0:13:02.800 --> 0:13:05.199 it's really fun. I've never seen Blake's never seen it, 0:13:05.240 --> 0:13:09.559 he wants okay, but I've seen Muncher's Funco and I'm 0:13:09.720 --> 0:13:13.200 in brother, Well you you you got podcasts the character 0:13:13.400 --> 0:13:17.520 I'm like the Funco and and I loved him. Sweet podcast, 0:13:18.320 --> 0:13:24.280 so funny Adam the end, what don't spoil what did 0:13:24.320 --> 0:13:28.120 it connect? It did? I was fantastic, a little a 0:13:28.160 --> 0:13:32.200 little bumpy in some parts of there, but like heavy, 0:13:33.440 --> 0:13:35.600 it's good all the way to the end. Very nice. 0:13:36.160 --> 0:13:39.040 They gave. They gave every everyone there their moments. It 0:13:39.160 --> 0:13:41.520 was fantastic. Did you see the secret scene at the end, 0:13:41.559 --> 0:13:43.600 because I hadn't seen that in the theaters. We left 0:13:44.040 --> 0:13:48.319 and then there's an after credits scene. Yes, yes it did, right, 0:13:48.480 --> 0:13:53.160 they're teeing it up baby. Okay, munch Muncher will be back, 0:13:53.280 --> 0:13:58.320 Adam smiling like he's already in the sequel. Yeah, I'm mancher. 0:13:58.800 --> 0:14:02.640 I wish that'd be so much a little baby muncher dude. 0:14:02.800 --> 0:14:05.920 So the reason we started late, and I apologize guys, 0:14:06.040 --> 0:14:10.199 but I went and got my truck this morning. Already 0:14:10.600 --> 0:14:13.240 cardinals are shipping all over my door and scratching my windows. 0:14:13.679 --> 0:14:17.440 It's already happening. But on top of it, I had 0:14:17.520 --> 0:14:21.120 to swing by my storage center where I put everything, 0:14:22.040 --> 0:14:28.720 all my ship, maybe twenty five thousand rat shits on everything, 0:14:29.200 --> 0:14:32.280 eight through eight through everything. I no longer have a 0:14:32.360 --> 0:14:35.120 Peloton bike. It ate because they ate the wires. They 0:14:35.240 --> 0:14:39.120 fucking ate all the wires. That's a thing. I have 0:14:39.240 --> 0:14:42.280 to fully get new everything. They ate the tires of 0:14:42.400 --> 0:14:47.720 my bicycles. I would have done that actually though. Yeah true, 0:14:48.000 --> 0:14:50.240 I heard because I had some rats. I used to 0:14:50.280 --> 0:14:53.160 park all my my cars outside before I had a garage, 0:14:53.680 --> 0:14:56.800 and rats would come up and eat the wires and 0:14:56.840 --> 0:15:01.920 the tesla's they're my friends. I wish she said that. 0:15:02.040 --> 0:15:05.800 I've trained the five rats crawled over. Now they're right 0:15:05.880 --> 0:15:09.280 in the other room. Come on, you guys. Boys, maybe 0:15:09.280 --> 0:15:13.800 another kimbo. He's kissing them. But they like the casings 0:15:14.240 --> 0:15:17.400 that they put on the wire. It smells like fucking cheese. 0:15:17.440 --> 0:15:21.160 I guess by the way, they'll chew your brake lines 0:15:21.240 --> 0:15:26.160 to Yes. Oh that's so scary. That is so scary. Yeah, 0:15:26.280 --> 0:15:28.560 so it it sucks. So I was dealing with that. 0:15:29.280 --> 0:15:30.840 I thought I could just grab the ship and go 0:15:31.800 --> 0:15:34.200 uh And then it was like, come on, Adam, you 0:15:34.280 --> 0:15:38.480 know not h So wait, they're gonna cover all this 0:15:38.640 --> 0:15:42.560 ship right the are we naming the establishment? Yea, as 0:15:42.600 --> 0:15:45.360 it hurts, it's like life storage or some ship. You 0:15:45.480 --> 0:15:48.760 gotta go public storage. Play. Yeah, I mean I didn't, 0:15:48.760 --> 0:15:50.760 I didn't do it. I didn't do it. That's what 0:15:50.840 --> 0:15:52.560 they gotta cover. They're gonna cover it, right, Yeah, you 0:15:52.640 --> 0:15:55.840 have insurance on stuff like that. That's why insurance exists, right, Yeah, 0:15:55.960 --> 0:15:58.000 So we'll we'll figure it out. I mean, I think 0:15:58.040 --> 0:16:01.239 a new Peloton upgrade that ship with the swinging, bucking, 0:16:03.840 --> 0:16:08.080 swinging to yoga. It was the new Peloton, but oh 0:16:12.000 --> 0:16:15.240 it was, but you know you were already swinging. Yeah, 0:16:15.320 --> 0:16:17.080 so that it just fuck it sucks so like And 0:16:17.160 --> 0:16:19.640 we had like all the kinds of like food and 0:16:19.720 --> 0:16:22.280 ship that we were What food were you saving? I 0:16:22.360 --> 0:16:28.560 had hell of food in there, well the no like 0:16:28.840 --> 0:16:32.040 rice and just different stuff, just different ship that I 0:16:32.160 --> 0:16:35.000 had left over from when I shot the movie in Atlanta. Up, 0:16:35.360 --> 0:16:38.080 I love this. You have the fancy Peloton, but you're 0:16:38.120 --> 0:16:41.320 gonna like not re up on the rice. Six months later. Well, 0:16:41.400 --> 0:16:43.880 I had all the ship it stuff that wouldn't go bad, 0:16:43.960 --> 0:16:45.920 and I figured we'll just putting a box, put it 0:16:46.000 --> 0:16:48.800 in the storage. They ate right there. The boxes weren't 0:16:48.800 --> 0:16:51.360 even there. You do, though, you you sprinkle the rice 0:16:51.400 --> 0:16:53.640 out so the birds eat it. Yeah, that's true. That's 0:16:53.640 --> 0:16:55.840 true because it gets bigger in their bellies. It's like 0:16:55.960 --> 0:16:59.480 a two birds once stoned it. I feel like if 0:16:59.520 --> 0:17:03.840 I put it, I'm gonna put like rat traps. It's 0:17:03.920 --> 0:17:07.639 cool and just it's a massacre. When I opened it, 0:17:08.280 --> 0:17:10.640 I can't even imagine to open it and just vomit 0:17:11.080 --> 0:17:13.680 upon I'm sorry to hear all this. Oh yeah, yeah, 0:17:13.760 --> 0:17:15.840 that sucks. Yeah, so I was covered. I was covered 0:17:15.880 --> 0:17:18.600 in rat shi. When I was texting to please push 0:17:18.720 --> 0:17:21.440 thirty minutes, I was like, I can't so damn. You 0:17:21.480 --> 0:17:23.600 should have just zoomed in live from the phone. That 0:17:23.760 --> 0:17:26.120 was that's good radio, baby. I wouldn't give a care. 0:17:26.240 --> 0:17:31.760 Now that's good radio. That's interesting radio. Now that's interesting radio. 0:17:31.920 --> 0:17:34.320 Weird wild stuff. What other food did you have their? 0:17:35.200 --> 0:17:38.560 Like a giant wheel of cheese, a ton of cheese. Yeah, 0:17:38.640 --> 0:17:42.919 hell of twigs and like snickers and stuff. I did 0:17:43.000 --> 0:17:45.240 have loud race I did. It was a lot of 0:17:45.359 --> 0:17:48.600 like spices that I put on my chicken. And ship. Ye, 0:17:50.600 --> 0:17:57.040 your storage locker was a rat nightclub. It was you 0:17:57.119 --> 0:18:01.080 want night stars, we got them. And and and if 0:18:01.119 --> 0:18:04.520 you said that no other storage facility in the area 0:18:04.640 --> 0:18:07.159 had any rat problems, I believe it because there was 0:18:07.280 --> 0:18:10.280 so much ship. There was so much ship you couldn't 0:18:10.359 --> 0:18:13.440 see the stuff that it was covered in rat ship. 0:18:14.080 --> 0:18:16.680 Was this an indoor unit or did the door open 0:18:16.760 --> 0:18:18.920 to the oute it opened to the outside, or was 0:18:19.000 --> 0:18:21.720 it in a forest it opened to the outside. I 0:18:21.760 --> 0:18:23.520 should have I should have known. I didn't. I did not. 0:18:23.760 --> 0:18:27.680 It was a time capsule that Adam buried, didn't outside, 0:18:28.359 --> 0:18:30.960 buried in the backyard. I buried it six months ago. 0:18:32.040 --> 0:18:35.480 I found my treasure that the indoor units where you 0:18:35.560 --> 0:18:39.040 go into a warehouse and like the ceilings are wide open, 0:18:39.280 --> 0:18:41.200 and I'm like, I know you can like climb from 0:18:41.240 --> 0:18:43.000 one to the other. Well, so here I was two 0:18:43.040 --> 0:18:45.879 weeks ago I was doing I'm just kidding, but like, yes, um, 0:18:46.440 --> 0:18:51.560 it's very strange. Why Well, because probably if you are 0:18:51.680 --> 0:18:55.040 climbing the wall, you can't like like pulling things over 0:18:55.160 --> 0:18:59.200 the wall like I could. Dude, you've seen mission impossible. 0:18:59.320 --> 0:19:01.200 You can at least go through people's ship. You could 0:19:01.200 --> 0:19:04.200 read files about people. You could take bricks of cash. 0:19:04.600 --> 0:19:06.640 That's true. Well, I think I'm gonna do that because 0:19:06.640 --> 0:19:09.480 I want to buy a freaking room room. Baby. I 0:19:09.560 --> 0:19:11.520 want to get a golf cart this year. What are 0:19:11.520 --> 0:19:13.000 you gonna do? I thought you were talking about a 0:19:13.200 --> 0:19:15.880 vacuum I'm gonna buy a golf cart this year instead 0:19:15.920 --> 0:19:18.200 of renting one, because it's like a thousand dollars a 0:19:18.240 --> 0:19:21.000 month to rent and I'm here for seven months. He 0:19:21.080 --> 0:19:23.520 could buy a golf cart essentially for that. You know, 0:19:23.600 --> 0:19:26.359 you could buy a pretty decent one only seven dollars. 0:19:27.119 --> 0:19:29.439 You can probably get it down to Ozarks for cheap too, 0:19:29.600 --> 0:19:31.800 Huh didn't they? Weren't they using golf carts down at 0:19:31.800 --> 0:19:34.920 the Ozarks at your parents house? Oh? Yeah, and then 0:19:35.040 --> 0:19:37.960 just drive it up. That's a movie. I mean, it's 0:19:38.080 --> 0:19:40.720 We're not close, Kyle. The Ozarks is in the dead 0:19:40.800 --> 0:19:43.600 center of the country and I'm currently on the East coast. Well, 0:19:43.600 --> 0:19:45.520 I just know I was just pitching. I'm like, where's 0:19:45.560 --> 0:19:48.640 that I'm gonna keep it where? I'm worrying about where 0:19:48.680 --> 0:19:50.440 you're gonna store it. I don't want the rats to 0:19:50.480 --> 0:19:53.040 eat the tires of your new golf cart, so you 0:19:53.160 --> 0:19:54.359 just buy it and then you sell it and then 0:19:54.400 --> 0:19:56.640 you buy another one. I'm just looking out for you, homie, 0:19:56.680 --> 0:19:59.240 you know what I mean. I'm just thinking to think 0:19:59.280 --> 0:20:02.520 you really really really appreciated you keep the rice, you 0:20:02.880 --> 0:20:06.639 re sell the golf cart. Have you been listening ride 0:20:07.040 --> 0:20:10.040 I mean everything this time, nothing's nothing's going to be stored. 0:20:10.280 --> 0:20:13.200 What are you making with all this rice? By the way, chicken? Like, 0:20:13.320 --> 0:20:16.080 how big is this bag of rice? Aren't you making chicken? Well? 0:20:16.119 --> 0:20:19.040 It was Chloe's rice, and she she likes rice. She's 0:20:20.320 --> 0:20:24.159 she's constantly eating rice at a time. Wait, do you 0:20:24.200 --> 0:20:27.640 guys have rice cookers? Uh? No, it's it's like minute rice. 0:20:27.800 --> 0:20:31.680 You know. Yeah, rice cookers are off the charts. But 0:20:31.760 --> 0:20:35.320 I did learn how to make rice of of of 0:20:35.640 --> 0:20:42.159 taste and um taste, specifically rice taste. They're off the 0:20:42.240 --> 0:20:44.679 charts of rice taste. Yeah, because it's sticky. They make 0:20:44.760 --> 0:20:46.639 them sticky rice, and that's kind of good. You know. 0:20:46.920 --> 0:20:49.720 There's a really like one of the best investments I 0:20:49.840 --> 0:20:52.520 ever did was cash out any other question? Really nice 0:20:53.080 --> 0:20:57.000 rice cooker? Is this company from Japan? Wait? Didn't call 0:20:57.080 --> 0:20:59.960 that an investment? Is cashing out on a rice cooker? 0:21:00.400 --> 0:21:04.080 Cashed out on it? Ye? Cashed. We got to do 0:21:04.160 --> 0:21:06.760 more podcast. We need to We need for this guy 0:21:06.800 --> 0:21:08.560 to be able to just get a rice cooker fee. 0:21:08.880 --> 0:21:10.600 I gotta talk to you guys about another thing, but 0:21:10.760 --> 0:21:14.879 first I want to shout out Zo rushi. It's like 0:21:15.000 --> 0:21:18.040 the it's like the Japanese rice cooker. It's a fucking 0:21:18.320 --> 0:21:20.840 game changer. How much is it? Are we talking if 0:21:20.840 --> 0:21:23.600 you have to cash out for this? What are we talking? Like? Literally, 0:21:23.640 --> 0:21:28.000 it's like a five product for cooks rice for a 0:21:28.160 --> 0:21:33.639 rice cooker, A little bit a lot you it also 0:21:33.960 --> 0:21:38.520 it also like steam vegetables. I mean, like, dude, I 0:21:38.560 --> 0:21:40.920 don't really care about like products, tech all that stuff, 0:21:40.960 --> 0:21:45.399 but this ship makes rice so good. It's insane. And 0:21:45.560 --> 0:21:47.120 what are and what are you making with this? Guy 0:21:47.160 --> 0:21:50.200 doesn't care about tech, but it makes the rice so good. 0:21:50.240 --> 0:21:52.159 I'm just asking, I'm just asking, what are you? What 0:21:52.240 --> 0:21:53.560 are you doing? What are you what are you putting 0:21:53.600 --> 0:21:56.200 on the rice? Is this for like curry? Is this 0:21:56.359 --> 0:21:59.600 for just broccoli? You know? You lay a little chicken 0:21:59.640 --> 0:22:01.800 on top the right, everything that goes with it? And 0:22:01.880 --> 0:22:04.880 I thought to get into if I wanted to get 0:22:04.920 --> 0:22:10.040 into some sushi. Is making this rice? All I need 0:22:10.200 --> 0:22:13.280 is one rice and broccoli is one rice. That's it. 0:22:13.640 --> 0:22:15.320 Rice is good though, because you can pour, you can 0:22:15.400 --> 0:22:17.159 mix it, you can put it on there. You can 0:22:18.240 --> 0:22:23.200 base bro terry, you could throw beef jerky and rice. 0:22:23.240 --> 0:22:29.040 I bet you put an egg, you put an egg? 0:22:29.200 --> 0:22:32.440 Oh yeah, just butter too. Butter on rice is also dope. 0:22:32.480 --> 0:22:36.000 It's fresh, good fucking yuck. You don't do that. That's 0:22:36.000 --> 0:22:46.320 why that's white ship right there. Okay, the other thing 0:22:46.359 --> 0:22:48.440 I wanted to piggyback. As you guys know, I'm a 0:22:48.600 --> 0:22:52.320 I'm an over overdraft boy. But oh my god, dude, 0:22:52.440 --> 0:22:56.280 what's yesterday? Let's do more podcast, buddy. I would like 0:22:56.400 --> 0:23:00.080 to announce that yesterday I ran out of get I 0:23:00.200 --> 0:23:07.240 ran out of gas. Has this ever happened to you before? 0:23:07.640 --> 0:23:11.680 First time in my life ran out of gas. That's 0:23:11.720 --> 0:23:15.120 the first time. Yeah, first time in my life alone. Yea, 0:23:15.240 --> 0:23:17.280 by myself. Okay, that's good, as long as you weren't, 0:23:17.320 --> 0:23:19.919 like with kids or yeah, anybody else that would have been. 0:23:20.000 --> 0:23:23.000 That's why I'm here to joke about it. It was here. Wait. 0:23:23.119 --> 0:23:26.119 I think I saw you driving the other day, but 0:23:26.320 --> 0:23:28.320 I didn't even tell you. It wasn't the same day, 0:23:28.440 --> 0:23:30.439 right I saw you driving. You were getting off the freeway. 0:23:30.480 --> 0:23:31.880 I was like, there he is in the green jeep. 0:23:31.920 --> 0:23:33.760 Were you in the green jeep? No? I was in 0:23:33.840 --> 0:23:37.360 the old krusty busty because I kind of only take 0:23:37.440 --> 0:23:40.639