Speaker 1: Welcome to This Is Important, a production of I Heart Radio,
Speaker 1: the show where we only talk about what is most
Speaker 1: obviously very crucially important today. On This Is Important, dicks
Speaker 1: have gotten larger, dude, it's all the processed meats for you.
Speaker 1: Your store's locker was a rat nightclub. It was going off,
Speaker 1: what's the thing you like? Sniff that makes your butt
Speaker 1: hole open up. I do actually think that the more
Speaker 1: intelligent you are, your IQ level, I think, smaller dick
Speaker 1: you have. Let's go good harmonizer, harmonizes, all right, we're back.
Speaker 1: Cool to see a barbershop quartet. Do we're back if
Speaker 1: we had a four part harmony. I'm in Charles in
Speaker 1: right now. Go off to the races, go on the
Speaker 1: the on the on the radio this morning, they like
Speaker 1: their morning radio DJ goes, good morning. No, he goes,
Speaker 1: we're back, all right, Yeah, I mean I think that's
Speaker 1: after like commercials or something. Yeah, all the it's all
Speaker 1: the time. He did it like four times within uh,
Speaker 1: within his little segment about how there. I mean, that's
Speaker 1: not ours. We stole it from a kid, college kid,
Speaker 1: I know, and we all stole from this college kid.
Speaker 1: I'm not saying he stole from No, everybody stole from Poulter, guys,
Speaker 1: but we're more important than the radio guy. Everybody stole
Speaker 1: from Poulter. Guyst right, Poulter, you're right that even that
Speaker 1: was their back, but that was the original. So in
Speaker 1: a weird way, no one stole from I guess in
Speaker 1: a weird way, we didn't at all. How do you say,
Speaker 1: you guys know what it's from? Right? Originally poultry Poulter, guys,
Speaker 1: Poulter guys. It's a chicken movie, right, It's one of
Speaker 1: the Chicken Chicken movie Chicken Run, Chicken Run, We're Back
Speaker 1: is originally from the Revenge of the Nerds to tease
Speaker 1: telephone where the telephone's ringing and it's all creepy. They
Speaker 1: stole that. Who's who? I think they took that from Poulter, guys,
Speaker 1: Shut the funk up. Yes, but they said we're back.
Speaker 1: Oh sorry, sorry, sorry, I remember? Okay, but do you
Speaker 1: remember We're Back? The animated feature about those dinosaurs being
Speaker 1: like back in New York from the nineties. I think
Speaker 1: John didn't I send you that poster? Yeah? I think
Speaker 1: you did. Actually, so, yeah, I remember it, you guys,
Speaker 1: Is I don't? Is this? Um? Is this it's an
Speaker 1: animated dinosaur flick. Did they wear like cool clothing and stuff?
Speaker 1: Because I kind of before Time? No, no, no, it's
Speaker 1: called We're Back. It was kind of like the clothing cool.
Speaker 1: They didn't have a rocking stegosaurus and like sunglasses and
Speaker 1: like a fucking leather jacket or something, because I got
Speaker 1: that in my head, Blake. All I'm asking is how
Speaker 1: was their lugard game? Okay, come on, man, we're not
Speaker 1: in person anymore. I'll just shut the zoom down. Here
Speaker 1: was the deal with um We're Back though the movie?
Speaker 1: Remember how there was like that kind of like tier
Speaker 1: of um animated movies that weren't Disney movies like Oliver
Speaker 1: and Company, Land Before Time for the Last Round, All
Speaker 1: Dogs Here a tear to you, It's Disney. Then everything
Speaker 1: else it was was all dogs Disney or what all
Speaker 1: dogs go to Heaven is Disney? I don't think so
Speaker 1: that is important. Yeah, I don't think all Dogs. I
Speaker 1: believe it was Disney, you know, I don't think it was. Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1: And Blaster Oh that's a great example here. But these
Speaker 1: were like indie cartoons, not at all. They were a
Speaker 1: major studio, the comedy, but they would really bring the
Speaker 1: thunder Man it was. Those are great films. If you
Speaker 1: have time about Oliver back dude, they obviously they're listening
Speaker 1: to this podcast. They have all the time in the world,
Speaker 1: so much time, Yeah, you say, I will. I do
Speaker 1: have a question for people, what's up with the Brave
Speaker 1: Little Toaster. You can't find it anywhere. It's not streaming,
Speaker 1: and it's probably have all of these knockoff like Brave
Speaker 1: Little Toaster things I never heard about that came out
Speaker 1: years later, like TV shows and sequels and three quels
Speaker 1: and stuff. But the original Brave Little Toaster is nowhere
Speaker 1: to be filming. Last night checked. I checked probably once
Speaker 1: every six months. I've never heard of this. I've never
Speaker 1: heard of the Brave Little Toast. You've never heard of
Speaker 1: the Brave Little Toaster. Really, you know what it's because
Speaker 1: Der's is the oldest guy that we know. It's a
Speaker 1: different generation. So like I know about Flight of the
Speaker 1: Navigator and you guys don't. I don't know that that's true.
Speaker 1: There's a secret of Nimboy. It is cool that you
Speaker 1: are just barely older than us. You're like a year
Speaker 1: and a half older than us, and two and a
Speaker 1: half right, is that right? Two and a half. That's
Speaker 1: a lifetime. When you guys were sophomores, I would have
Speaker 1: been a senior. It's a toddler's lifetime. That's a toddler's lifetime.
Speaker 1: Thank you, yes, thank you, Kyle. Can you move that
Speaker 1: light homing that you're fucking blind? You No, I know
Speaker 1: I'm doing it. I'm doing artistic ship over here. That's cool.
Speaker 1: I hate it. Yeah, I didn't. I didn't like it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's okay, that's a critique. Yeah, okay, it is sure. Sure.
Speaker 1: How about this shiny boy? Hey you guys, can I
Speaker 1: just close out this? Um hot hot hot uh indie
Speaker 1: animated talk real quick circle back? Yeah, okay. So the
Speaker 1: greatest non Disney cartoon we have to be undoubtedly the
Speaker 1: Iron Giant. Correct in my correct I was gonna I
Speaker 1: was going to bring that up. I like the Iron Giant.
Speaker 1: I like your Braverite toaster more. And if I'm being real,
Speaker 1: the first Land before Time. That's some real ship, very
Speaker 1: good hits. You're jerk, Yeah, run mom, donaldfoot. That was sad.
Speaker 1: That's a sad flick. I think Iron Giant was a
Speaker 1: little scary or than the brave Little toast or for me,
Speaker 1: the opening is fucking still the guys, who is the
Speaker 1: voice of the Iron Giant? That might be the most
Speaker 1: important Diesel? Vin Diesel, bro Diesel is the Iron Giant?
Speaker 1: In what Diesel voices everything that matters? Are we being real? Yes? Why?
Speaker 1: How do you mean? He wasn't even famous. He was
Speaker 1: a voice actor before he became Vin Diesel. The venice
Speaker 1: short short is an acronym for voices in no time
Speaker 1: at all. Just comes up with the voices and no
Speaker 1: time at all. It's crazy. And then they were like
Speaker 1: maybe Diesel. At the end, he goes, well, was it
Speaker 1: the Iron did The Iron Giant? Didn't have many lines
Speaker 1: in that movie. That's also the thing, right, It didn't speak.
Speaker 1: It was more grunts. He only says, like seven, What
Speaker 1: year did the Iron Giant come out? That's a great question.
Speaker 1: We're gonna need the producers. Oh we got nine quick
Speaker 1: on the draw from a producer. Woh, that's actually later
Speaker 1: than I thought. That's ways. I mean, this is why
Speaker 1: I didn't really funk with The Iron giantess because it
Speaker 1: was I mean, dude, I was in ninth grade. I
Speaker 1: wasn't watching It's it's not a little kid movie. It's
Speaker 1: an excellent field. That's what I said. It's it's it's
Speaker 1: scarier than The Brave Little Toaster because it's more adults.
Speaker 1: It is a film geared for children. Yes, and adults
Speaker 1: can also watch. Yeah, because Harry Connick Jr. Is the
Speaker 1: other voice. Bro. Oh yeah, that's just cool. That's cool
Speaker 1: as a cucumber, right there, Miss Rebecca. That must have
Speaker 1: been like right when they started like having celebrities do voices,
Speaker 1: because before that it was just voice actors for the
Speaker 1: most Yes, Yes, bine large obviously, Robin Williams snapped off,
Speaker 1: and Ali Don yes, and um and Tom Hanks and uh,
Speaker 1: Toy Story that was toy story that we were doing.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say Toy Story after Iron Giant or is
Speaker 1: it I'm gonna say Toy Story was just before Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think it's pre Iron Joy. They were sixar movies
Speaker 1: before Iron Giant came out. Yeah, dude, that was the
Speaker 1: thing throwback. That's probably why you watched it because it
Speaker 1: was like more of a throwback cartoon animation style. That's
Speaker 1: why you watch it when you were ninth grade home,
Speaker 1: I thought, we're talking about your favorite decade here, and
Speaker 1: you don't know shit about it. Take it. And by
Speaker 1: the way, are we you're saying like that's the best
Speaker 1: non Disney like you're talking about like animated Disney, You're
Speaker 1: talking about like animated. Because all these Pixar movies were
Speaker 1: coming out up, I always I jump on myself, I
Speaker 1: ate milet I rabb it at Pixar is Disney? Isn't
Speaker 1: it now? But it wasn't before? It was Steve Jobs, Yes, yes, man,
Speaker 1: do you even work in the business. So I didn't
Speaker 1: even realize that Pixar just got bought by Disney like
Speaker 1: in the last ten years. But I thought they were
Speaker 1: hell of Disney references in Toy Story, Like what, yeah,
Speaker 1: what are the Disney references in Toy Story? Buzz light
Speaker 1: here and you know those are Pixar property. Toy Story
Speaker 1: came out in Stories five. God, yeah, that makes I
Speaker 1: feel like freaking what is that on your face? Blake?
Speaker 1: What is that on your face? Right? Probably the largest
Speaker 1: omelet you'll you'll see all they scramble, right, I just
Speaker 1: got bodied. Yeah, So all the Pixar movies were up
Speaker 1: to snuff, if not as good as Snow Snow White. Okay,
Speaker 1: care that your know what? What what is the best
Speaker 1: Disney of that era, pre pre Pixar, like old, old,
Speaker 1: old old up until two thousand. Let's say, okay, well,
Speaker 1: then Aladdin for sure adds great over beauty and the
Speaker 1: Beast over robin Hood for me. For me, I loved
Speaker 1: Aladdin time. Robin Hood is so sick. Robin Hood does
Speaker 1: not make sense. It's like what happened? Huh? Robin Hood
Speaker 1: is in the time when you would have voice actors
Speaker 1: doing voice actors, and there was a very famous voice
Speaker 1: actor named Pat butt Ram butt Ram. He has a
Speaker 1: star on Hollywood he does. His name is Pat butt Ram.
Speaker 1: But m how do you spell that b U T
Speaker 1: t r A. How you say it? You know you
Speaker 1: don't spell it? You do it. I wonder if they
Speaker 1: thought twice about giving him the star, like they were like, Hollywood,
Speaker 1: you can go see Pat butt Rams. I've seen it.
Speaker 1: I wonder if they when they were giving it to him,
Speaker 1: they were like, I don't know, this is kids are
Speaker 1: going to handalyize this literally every day, or they're gonna
Speaker 1: fuck it. We don't They're gonna buffet. They're gonna buffet
Speaker 1: and keep it pristine. Pat's put in so much work.
Speaker 1: If you love the guy, and we told him when
Speaker 1: he got into biz, he was two movies in we
Speaker 1: he had established himself as Mr. Butt Ram. But we
Speaker 1: we said, Pat, I think he can still change it, Bud,
Speaker 1: I think he could still change it. And nobody. I mean,
Speaker 1: you know, they drilled a little hole in it so
Speaker 1: people can can ram. Oh wow, yeah, you know it.
Speaker 1: You know, I mean we're talking Hollywood right now, dude,
Speaker 1: the place is Assesspool. We're talking Theywood. I'm gonna bang
Speaker 1: Pat butt Ram star. Do you think it's pronounced but
Speaker 1: Trump or something like that. I've never heard it said
Speaker 1: except by my friends. But Trump. That's a good question.
Speaker 1: Maybe it is Bertram. Yeah, but you know, I mean
Speaker 1: middle school was the worst time of that guy's life.
Speaker 1: Is like, it's actually but Trump And everyone's like, no,
Speaker 1: it isn't, It isn't, No, it's not. Um wait, have
Speaker 1: you guys heard of Lorenzo music? No, only lamas. What's this?
Speaker 1: Lorenzo's oil. He's also a voice actor who sounds exactly
Speaker 1: like Bill Murray and he did the voice on Ghostbusters
Speaker 1: as a cartoon. But he's done a bunch of stuff. Okay,
Speaker 1: and then, because we've talked about the best Bill Murray impersonation.
Speaker 1: But we won't go every did we ever say who was? Yes,
Speaker 1: we did, we did. We talked about Mr Evans Evans
Speaker 1: right right right? But wait wait, and so his name
Speaker 1: is Lorenzo Music and that's what he goes by. I got,
Speaker 1: I got all my like ad because by the way, Dirs,
Speaker 1: I just watched Afternoon. This is not animated series. Please
Speaker 1: reread see it really. Oh it's as Hustlers us at
Speaker 1: the top. Yeah, the sticker was covering it. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: believe I got that for Dirsy's birthday. The Ghostbusters gifts
Speaker 1: do not stuff, but lunchers in this. It's just a
Speaker 1: different Yes, very good. Trust me. He's that guy. I
Speaker 1: watched Afterlife yesterday on the plane. It's watched Ray dude
Speaker 1: loved it. Yeah, what was it? Afterlife? Yeah, I finally
Speaker 1: saw it. Yeah, it's got a wreck from Divine. I
Speaker 1: think that's a wreck from every one of you guys. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's really fun. I've never seen Blake's never seen it,
Speaker 1: he wants okay, but I've seen Muncher's Funco and I'm
Speaker 1: in brother, Well you you you got podcasts the character
Speaker 1: I'm like the Funco and and I loved him. Sweet podcast,
Speaker 1: so funny Adam the end, what don't spoil what did
Speaker 1: it connect? It did? I was fantastic, a little a
Speaker 1: little bumpy in some parts of there, but like heavy,
Speaker 1: it's good all the way to the end. Very nice.
Speaker 1: They gave. They gave every everyone there their moments. It
Speaker 1: was fantastic. Did you see the secret scene at the end,
Speaker 1: because I hadn't seen that in the theaters. We left
Speaker 1: and then there's an after credits scene. Yes, yes it did, right,
Speaker 1: they're teeing it up baby. Okay, munch Muncher will be back,
Speaker 1: Adam smiling like he's already in the sequel. Yeah, I'm mancher.
Speaker 1: I wish that'd be so much a little baby muncher dude.
Speaker 1: So the reason we started late, and I apologize guys,
Speaker 1: but I went and got my truck this morning. Already
Speaker 1: cardinals are shipping all over my door and scratching my windows.
Speaker 1: It's already happening. But on top of it, I had
Speaker 1: to swing by my storage center where I put everything,
Speaker 1: all my ship, maybe twenty five thousand rat shits on everything,
Speaker 1: eight through eight through everything. I no longer have a
Speaker 1: Peloton bike. It ate because they ate the wires. They
Speaker 1: fucking ate all the wires. That's a thing. I have
Speaker 1: to fully get new everything. They ate the tires of
Speaker 1: my bicycles. I would have done that actually though. Yeah true,
Speaker 1: I heard because I had some rats. I used to
Speaker 1: park all my my cars outside before I had a garage,
Speaker 1: and rats would come up and eat the wires and
Speaker 1: the tesla's they're my friends. I wish she said that.
Speaker 1: I've trained the five rats crawled over. Now they're right
Speaker 1: in the other room. Come on, you guys. Boys, maybe
Speaker 1: another kimbo. He's kissing them. But they like the casings
Speaker 1: that they put on the wire. It smells like fucking cheese.
Speaker 1: I guess by the way, they'll chew your brake lines
Speaker 1: to Yes. Oh that's so scary. That is so scary. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so it it sucks. So I was dealing with that.
Speaker 1: I thought I could just grab the ship and go
Speaker 1: uh And then it was like, come on, Adam, you
Speaker 1: know not h So wait, they're gonna cover all this
Speaker 1: ship right the are we naming the establishment? Yea, as
Speaker 1: it hurts, it's like life storage or some ship. You
Speaker 1: gotta go public storage. Play. Yeah, I mean I didn't,
Speaker 1: I didn't do it. I didn't do it. That's what
Speaker 1: they gotta cover. They're gonna cover it, right, Yeah, you
Speaker 1: have insurance on stuff like that. That's why insurance exists, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: So we'll we'll figure it out. I mean, I think
Speaker 1: a new Peloton upgrade that ship with the swinging, bucking,
Speaker 1: swinging to yoga. It was the new Peloton, but oh
Speaker 1: it was, but you know you were already swinging. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so that it just fuck it sucks so like And
Speaker 1: we had like all the kinds of like food and
Speaker 1: ship that we were What food were you saving? I
Speaker 1: had hell of food in there, well the no like
Speaker 1: rice and just different stuff, just different ship that I
Speaker 1: had left over from when I shot the movie in Atlanta. Up,
Speaker 1: I love this. You have the fancy Peloton, but you're
Speaker 1: gonna like not re up on the rice. Six months later. Well,
Speaker 1: I had all the ship it stuff that wouldn't go bad,
Speaker 1: and I figured we'll just putting a box, put it
Speaker 1: in the storage. They ate right there. The boxes weren't
Speaker 1: even there. You do, though, you you sprinkle the rice
Speaker 1: out so the birds eat it. Yeah, that's true. That's
Speaker 1: true because it gets bigger in their bellies. It's like
Speaker 1: a two birds once stoned it. I feel like if
Speaker 1: I put it, I'm gonna put like rat traps. It's
Speaker 1: cool and just it's a massacre. When I opened it,
Speaker 1: I can't even imagine to open it and just vomit
Speaker 1: upon I'm sorry to hear all this. Oh yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: that sucks. Yeah, so I was covered. I was covered
Speaker 1: in rat shi. When I was texting to please push
Speaker 1: thirty minutes, I was like, I can't so damn. You
Speaker 1: should have just zoomed in live from the phone. That
Speaker 1: was that's good radio, baby. I wouldn't give a care.
Speaker 1: Now that's good radio. That's interesting radio. Now that's interesting radio.
Speaker 1: Weird wild stuff. What other food did you have their?
Speaker 1: Like a giant wheel of cheese, a ton of cheese. Yeah,
Speaker 1: hell of twigs and like snickers and stuff. I did
Speaker 1: have loud race I did. It was a lot of
Speaker 1: like spices that I put on my chicken. And ship. Ye,
Speaker 1: your storage locker was a rat nightclub. It was you
Speaker 1: want night stars, we got them. And and and if
Speaker 1: you said that no other storage facility in the area
Speaker 1: had any rat problems, I believe it because there was
Speaker 1: so much ship. There was so much ship you couldn't
Speaker 1: see the stuff that it was covered in rat ship.
Speaker 1: Was this an indoor unit or did the door open
Speaker 1: to the oute it opened to the outside, or was
Speaker 1: it in a forest it opened to the outside. I
Speaker 1: should have I should have known. I didn't. I did not.
Speaker 1: It was a time capsule that Adam buried, didn't outside,
Speaker 1: buried in the backyard. I buried it six months ago.
Speaker 1: I found my treasure that the indoor units where you
Speaker 1: go into a warehouse and like the ceilings are wide open,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, I know you can like climb from
Speaker 1: one to the other. Well, so here I was two
Speaker 1: weeks ago I was doing I'm just kidding, but like, yes, um,
Speaker 1: it's very strange. Why Well, because probably if you are
Speaker 1: climbing the wall, you can't like like pulling things over
Speaker 1: the wall like I could. Dude, you've seen mission impossible.
Speaker 1: You can at least go through people's ship. You could
Speaker 1: read files about people. You could take bricks of cash.
Speaker 1: That's true. Well, I think I'm gonna do that because
Speaker 1: I want to buy a freaking room room. Baby. I
Speaker 1: want to get a golf cart this year. What are
Speaker 1: you gonna do? I thought you were talking about a
Speaker 1: vacuum I'm gonna buy a golf cart this year instead
Speaker 1: of renting one, because it's like a thousand dollars a
Speaker 1: month to rent and I'm here for seven months. He
Speaker 1: could buy a golf cart essentially for that. You know,
Speaker 1: you could buy a pretty decent one only seven dollars.
Speaker 1: You can probably get it down to Ozarks for cheap too,
Speaker 1: Huh didn't they? Weren't they using golf carts down at
Speaker 1: the Ozarks at your parents house? Oh? Yeah, and then
Speaker 1: just drive it up. That's a movie. I mean, it's
Speaker 1: We're not close, Kyle. The Ozarks is in the dead
Speaker 1: center of the country and I'm currently on the East coast. Well,
Speaker 1: I just know I was just pitching. I'm like, where's
Speaker 1: that I'm gonna keep it where? I'm worrying about where
Speaker 1: you're gonna store it. I don't want the rats to
Speaker 1: eat the tires of your new golf cart, so you
Speaker 1: just buy it and then you sell it and then
Speaker 1: you buy another one. I'm just looking out for you, homie,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. I'm just thinking to think
Speaker 1: you really really really appreciated you keep the rice, you
Speaker 1: re sell the golf cart. Have you been listening ride
Speaker 1: I mean everything this time, nothing's nothing's going to be stored.
Speaker 1: What are you making with all this rice? By the way, chicken? Like,
Speaker 1: how big is this bag of rice? Aren't you making chicken? Well?
Speaker 1: It was Chloe's rice, and she she likes rice. She's
Speaker 1: she's constantly eating rice at a time. Wait, do you
Speaker 1: guys have rice cookers? Uh? No, it's it's like minute rice.
Speaker 1: You know. Yeah, rice cookers are off the charts. But
Speaker 1: I did learn how to make rice of of of
Speaker 1: taste and um taste, specifically rice taste. They're off the
Speaker 1: charts of rice taste. Yeah, because it's sticky. They make
Speaker 1: them sticky rice, and that's kind of good. You know.
Speaker 1: There's a really like one of the best investments I
Speaker 1: ever did was cash out any other question? Really nice
Speaker 1: rice cooker? Is this company from Japan? Wait? Didn't call
Speaker 1: that an investment? Is cashing out on a rice cooker?
Speaker 1: Cashed out on it? Ye? Cashed. We got to do
Speaker 1: more podcast. We need to We need for this guy
Speaker 1: to be able to just get a rice cooker fee.
Speaker 1: I gotta talk to you guys about another thing, but
Speaker 1: first I want to shout out Zo rushi. It's like
Speaker 1: the it's like the Japanese rice cooker. It's a fucking
Speaker 1: game changer. How much is it? Are we talking if
Speaker 1: you have to cash out for this? What are we talking? Like? Literally,
Speaker 1: it's like a five product for cooks rice for a
Speaker 1: rice cooker, A little bit a lot you it also
Speaker 1: it also like steam vegetables. I mean, like, dude, I
Speaker 1: don't really care about like products, tech all that stuff,
Speaker 1: but this ship makes rice so good. It's insane. And
Speaker 1: what are and what are you making with this? Guy
Speaker 1: doesn't care about tech, but it makes the rice so good.
Speaker 1: I'm just asking, I'm just asking, what are you? What
Speaker 1: are you doing? What are you what are you putting
Speaker 1: on the rice? Is this for like curry? Is this
Speaker 1: for just broccoli? You know? You lay a little chicken
Speaker 1: on top the right, everything that goes with it? And
Speaker 1: I thought to get into if I wanted to get
Speaker 1: into some sushi. Is making this rice? All I need
Speaker 1: is one rice and broccoli is one rice. That's it.
Speaker 1: Rice is good though, because you can pour, you can
Speaker 1: mix it, you can put it on there. You can
Speaker 1: base bro terry, you could throw beef jerky and rice.
Speaker 1: I bet you put an egg, you put an egg?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, just butter too. Butter on rice is also dope.
Speaker 1: It's fresh, good fucking yuck. You don't do that. That's
Speaker 1: why that's white ship right there. Okay, the other thing
Speaker 1: I wanted to piggyback. As you guys know, I'm a
Speaker 1: I'm an over overdraft boy. But oh my god, dude,
Speaker 1: what's yesterday? Let's do more podcast, buddy. I would like
Speaker 1: to announce that yesterday I ran out of get I
Speaker 1: ran out of gas. Has this ever happened to you before?
Speaker 1: First time in my life ran out of gas. That's
Speaker 1: the first time. Yeah, first time in my life alone. Yea,
Speaker 1: by myself. Okay, that's good, as long as you weren't,
Speaker 1: like with kids or yeah, anybody else that would have been.
Speaker 1: That's why I'm here to joke about it. It was here. Wait.
Speaker 1: I think I saw you driving the other day, but
Speaker 1: I didn't even tell you. It wasn't the same day,
Speaker 1: right I saw you driving. You were getting off the freeway.
Speaker 1: I was like, there he is in the green jeep.
Speaker 1: Were you in the green jeep? No? I was in
Speaker 1: the old krusty busty because I kind of only take
Speaker 1: that to like go for jogs. So it's really like
Speaker 1: short trips. And I was right in the red line
Speaker 1: because I'm not trying to get that fucking bad blake
Speaker 1: kids with money that he kept a jeep to only
Speaker 1: use when he goes for runs. A golf card, dude,
Speaker 1: right it is. It is kind of your golf card
Speaker 1: and having dollars so you could buy multiple rice cookers
Speaker 1: and not overdraft yours. Dude, it's a. It's a. That
Speaker 1: jeep means a lot to me. I love that jeep,
Speaker 1: but like, and I stripped it down. It's kind of
Speaker 1: like a little like hoop tie like pickup truck at
Speaker 1: this point. But man, it's dope. I I endor I
Speaker 1: fully endorse what you're doing with the jeep. Do you
Speaker 1: have fucking seven cars? Yeah? You have a Junkyard. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm supporting you. Fuck you, yeah exactly. I'm like, wow,
Speaker 1: well I love you. I love you. Oh bro, right
Speaker 1: back at your homeboy, Well, I admit I still have
Speaker 1: my car that we all got like brand new cars,
Speaker 1: uh season one of Workaholics, when we first could afford
Speaker 1: new cars, we all went and when we got green
Speaker 1: lit for writing season season two, Yes, yeah, yeah, and
Speaker 1: I got the Camaro Super Sport. DR's got a sick
Speaker 1: vol though Blake got a Jeep wrapped in an American
Speaker 1: flag with American Baldi on the front. Yeah, Kyle got
Speaker 1: the charger, right, I had the challenger, Challenger. Challenge Challenger
Speaker 1: was before the jeep commander. No, I had the commander,
Speaker 1: but I got that before we started shooting Season one.
Speaker 1: But that was like that was started scheming and renting
Speaker 1: cameras to us on yourself. Oh bro for life. But
Speaker 1: that was a that was a very fun day because
Speaker 1: we all showed up to work and we were like,
Speaker 1: we were like, come look at our new cars. And
Speaker 1: we spent half the day just checking each other's cars out.
Speaker 1: I remember what went down though. My My wife had
Speaker 1: gone out of town, and I was like, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: buy a car. So I went perfect and I think
Speaker 1: I sent you guys a picture like oops, and Adam
Speaker 1: was like, wait, we can buy cars. And then you
Speaker 1: went and bought a car. I think or Blake went
Speaker 1: to go look at one but didn't find one, and
Speaker 1: then Adam just swooped in and bought one, and then
Speaker 1: Blake got one the next day and we all rolled
Speaker 1: up and they couldn't have been more like, oh well,
Speaker 1: that's Adam's car. That's Blake's car. Very much was because Adam,
Speaker 1: Adam glanced over it just a little bit or breeze
Speaker 1: past it. But my jeep truly was an American flag
Speaker 1: with a bald eagle. That's right. Adam saw yours? Right?
Speaker 1: Did you see his at the dealership? Adam? I I
Speaker 1: can't remember that exactly, did I, Blake? No, Blake, didn't
Speaker 1: you get that up in the bay. I don't think
Speaker 1: I did. I did. I got it in conquered, got
Speaker 1: out the mud. Oh, this is what it was. Blake
Speaker 1: was walking out the door about to have bought another
Speaker 1: one and then saw it, and the guy was like
Speaker 1: crazy right, and you were like, let's swista that one.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I said, what the hell is that? Yeah?
Speaker 1: That I remember you called me Blake? Should I? Yes?
Speaker 1: People I think could have thought that I would buy
Speaker 1: the American eagle, bald American bald eagle, you get what
Speaker 1: I'm trying to say, the American flag. But they wouldn't
Speaker 1: have thought Blake bought the merrow. Yeah, yeah, and did
Speaker 1: They were fucking sick whips. And you, Adam, you still
Speaker 1: have your Camaro? I still have it. I do understand
Speaker 1: the love of that of that first car, the first
Speaker 1: like nice car that we you know, had our own
Speaker 1: money and we went and bought it. And it wasn't
Speaker 1: like a hand me down or like a shitty hooptie
Speaker 1: that it was. Well, what was wild about when I
Speaker 1: because that American flag like jeep it was like perched
Speaker 1: outside the dealership like full display. And when I like
Speaker 1: went in and I switched up and I'm like, I
Speaker 1: want to buy that one, the dealership was kind of like, wait,
Speaker 1: you're serious, Well yes, and then they're like, well, if
Speaker 1: you are serious, like here's the deal. So it was
Speaker 1: like this this cheap that like Harrison Ford was like
Speaker 1: the face of it, and they were driving it across
Speaker 1: country of the United States to like raise awareness or
Speaker 1: money for like veterans and all that ship. Stay it
Speaker 1: with a little bit more. You're like, I don't soldier stuff. Wait,
Speaker 1: Harrison Ford was drove your jeep a cross country, not
Speaker 1: my exact g But they're like the reason these are
Speaker 1: out front and not this country and not Harrison Ford.
Speaker 1: It was Pat butt Ram and Canada. Don't worry about it.
Speaker 1: But basically they're like because they recognized me and this
Speaker 1: is when we work all this, we're just looney tunes
Speaker 1: and they're like, hey, you can't like buy this and
Speaker 1: just be like a fucking like disrespectful asshole dragon. Did
Speaker 1: they recognize you had we aired? Yeah, no, it had
Speaker 1: just it had just come out after the Trump Well no,
Speaker 1: because we we got greenlit to right before we aired,
Speaker 1: even right for season Well, it was it was while
Speaker 1: we were writing season two that we did all this.
Speaker 1: It wasn't like right right away whenever I got mine.
Speaker 1: They because we integrated, because we integrated your Montes's car,
Speaker 1: the American flag car is in season two, which was
Speaker 1: inspired by Blake's whip. So basically the rundown they gave
Speaker 1: me is like, look, I can sell you this jeep,
Speaker 1: but like, don't do some fucking like weird anti USA
Speaker 1: ship or whatever. And I'm like, no, dude, how could
Speaker 1: you even do that, like drive with the giant thumbs
Speaker 1: down on top of it. I don't I don't know,
Speaker 1: but that wasn't my intention at all. Well, Blake, I
Speaker 1: think Der's is right. I don't think we were the
Speaker 1: show had come out yet at that time. He definitely
Speaker 1: knew who I was. I mean, it is my hometown
Speaker 1: then he saw the uh we we had aired one
Speaker 1: episode after the Trump roast. He might have seen that. Yes,
Speaker 1: that's the only way, because the Trump roast was probably huge.
Speaker 1: The Trump prost I forgot about that. If you guys
Speaker 1: remember then the night that I got my Camaro, I
Speaker 1: had a show in Orange County and I featured for
Speaker 1: Tom Sagura and his wife Christina Christina Pee at some
Speaker 1: bar with like forty people in the bar, and I
Speaker 1: drove down and the car in front of me hit
Speaker 1: a piece of plywood and it flew up and I
Speaker 1: drove right into it and funked up my car. Day one.
Speaker 1: I remember being there at that bar show and just
Speaker 1: kind of salty that my car was ruined. And then
Speaker 1: I drove like an hour and a half to perform
Speaker 1: in front of forty people, and I'm like, god, damn,
Speaker 1: I can't wait until the show comes out. And actually
Speaker 1: I could perform in front of people just a super
Speaker 1: angry and correct me if I'm wrong. You didn't stop
Speaker 1: to check if there was any like serious damage, like dangerous.
Speaker 1: I did not stop. I just I just gotta make it.
Speaker 1: I don't want to piss TOMPs gir off. Yeah. Well, Honestly,
Speaker 1: I was like, I have to make this show and
Speaker 1: it was. It happened like twenty minutes into the drive
Speaker 1: of like an hour and a half long drive, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, fuck it, Yeah, that sucks. Picking up my
Speaker 1: wife at the airport in a new car was hilarious
Speaker 1: because she was like, she's like, weird kissed first. No,
Speaker 1: she was like, I don't get it, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: this is the car I drive now. But that's how
Speaker 1: it goes. Whenever she leaves town. I'll like pick up
Speaker 1: a new TV, like, you know, that's cool. I stink sneaky,
Speaker 1: big perfect purchases purposes where I don't want to have
Speaker 1: to run it by or not you never do, dude,
Speaker 1: what's she cool about that? Or I feel close doesn't care.
Speaker 1: I feel like Chloe might be a little salty. If
Speaker 1: I just go buy a car, I feel like I
Speaker 1: will have there's a little bit of like but there's
Speaker 1: a little bit of like, oh, you're buying a car.
Speaker 1: I'm like, but at this end of the day, she's
Speaker 1: like what am I gonna do? Or like you're going
Speaker 1: to get a TV? She's like, well do we need?
Speaker 1: Like she asked the questions. It makes sense, right, you
Speaker 1: don't understand it's one twenty or whatever the funk it is,
Speaker 1: and we need it. It's just the way. Yeah, you're
Speaker 1: you're spurgeon. You gotta go do it. You don't want
Speaker 1: to have the convo, dude. When I bought the Challenger,
Speaker 1: it was off the showroom floor. Yeah, I gotta show
Speaker 1: room floormal here. Yeah. That was the first brand new
Speaker 1: car I had purchased. And you know what, I remember,
Speaker 1: I was contemplating it and they were like, you know,
Speaker 1: we've had another offer on this car. And I was like,
Speaker 1: who's that? And they're like, well, Soldier Boy. And I
Speaker 1: was like, whoa. I like how you asked? I like
Speaker 1: how you asked who's that? And they're like, his name's Jeff.
Speaker 1: He lives in Valencia. I don't know. Ye know, well,
Speaker 1: you know how they do it when they're like, well,
Speaker 1: somebody else came in and looked at the car. Because
Speaker 1: we had Workaholic. Let's just say he had his name
Speaker 1: across this side. Soldia Boy. Tell him And at that
Speaker 1: point they knew who work they knew Workaholics, they knew that.
Speaker 1: That was later. That was like season four, So Soldier Boy,
Speaker 1: who's famously first for a lot of things, was actually
Speaker 1: seconds behind Kyle for buying the Challenger. You you are
Speaker 1: the first person to beat Soldier Boy to the punch.
Speaker 1: Soldier Boy, he really is it? Really stirred up? Like
Speaker 1: I was on the phone trying to make the train
Speaker 1: action happened as soon as possible because I was. I
Speaker 1: wanted the car after that, like really bad. By the way,
Speaker 1: They're like, this guy might not want the car. We'll
Speaker 1: call him and tell him. I don't know, Soldier boy,
Speaker 1: I wants to buy it. Yeah, who do you think
Speaker 1: want to? I don't know. Well Harrison Ford worked on
Speaker 1: his friend. I don't know. Maybe from looking at him,
Speaker 1: I'm thinking Soldier boy, sucking suckers we go into the
Speaker 1: dealership or like, I'm not playing ship. They're gonna have
Speaker 1: to convince me. Yo, Harrison Ford and Soldier Boy. They
Speaker 1: told me, they told me Diane Keaton owned my was
Speaker 1: was also in my Camaro Supersport. Really that is fun.
Speaker 1: I gotta get it. It's like a Diane Keaton. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they were likes your car was built in Sweden, and
Speaker 1: I immediately just drove it through the window now throwing
Speaker 1: money behind. I gotta go good times. Have you guys,
Speaker 1: Have you guys ever ran out of gas ever? One time? Yes, time,
Speaker 1: I did it on the way to a like a
Speaker 1: birthday dinner or something, and so I ran out. I
Speaker 1: had to like run and like go fill up like
Speaker 1: a buy a thing to fill up with gas, then
Speaker 1: like go back. And then when I showed up, everyone's like, yo,
Speaker 1: I was late, and I'm all sweaty, and they're like, dude,
Speaker 1: you smell like fucking gas, and I go, I fucking
Speaker 1: ran out of gas on the way here, and I
Speaker 1: smelled like gas all day. I did it a lot,
Speaker 1: but like I did a lot. It's probably like four
Speaker 1: or five times. But in high school, because I would
Speaker 1: put like eleven dollars in my tank, you know, like
Speaker 1: I didn't have any money to fill my tank up.
Speaker 1: So it was a lot of like, okay, I got
Speaker 1: I got seven fifty, I'm putting it in my tank.
Speaker 1: That should last me a little while, and then it doesn't.
Speaker 1: I'm the same In high school. What happened the most.
Speaker 1: There was like a big parking lot, grocery store parking
Speaker 1: lot by my house, and if I could, like a
Speaker 1: few times, I just made it there. It happened, parked
Speaker 1: it in the lot, and then went home and walked
Speaker 1: home got gas. Yes, yes, that also happened to me
Speaker 1: where I would just pull over on the side of
Speaker 1: the road and leave my car there for a few days. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was kind of like, well, well, I'm got no gas,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna walk or ride my bike. It happened once
Speaker 1: while we were shooting Workaholics in the Camaro on the
Speaker 1: side of the freeway because I like thought I had
Speaker 1: filled it up the night before and then was running
Speaker 1: late for work and which was only has to work,
Speaker 1: and I was like we were we were and was like,
Speaker 1: oh fuck. Yeah. By the way, having never experienced it,
Speaker 1: that ship would have been scary as fuck if that
Speaker 1: happened on the on the freeway. Can we zoom in
Speaker 1: on his eyes look at that he's hearing us. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I guess it could be scary. Blake does get scared
Speaker 1: that I would have. Speaking of scary, me and Blake
Speaker 1: were at a wedding, uh this this weekend, very fun wedding.
Speaker 1: Blake told my parents, We're all sitting there before dinner
Speaker 1: and it goes, uh, we're talking about how long it's
Speaker 1: been since we've seen some of these people because a
Speaker 1: lot of them lived in Orange County, like eighteen years ago.
Speaker 1: And Blake looked at my parents and goes, yeah, Adam
Speaker 1: and Austin's apartment, that was a really scary time. And
Speaker 1: I'm like what, and he goes, he was scary over there, dude.
Speaker 1: I was like really scared every time I went over.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, why is it scary? And he goes,
Speaker 1: you lived in that scary alleyway and I go, no,
Speaker 1: I didn't. I lived in an apartment building. It wasn't scary,
Speaker 1: and he goes, yeah, and you guys got really deep
Speaker 1: into drugs. He's telling my parents this. I was dinner
Speaker 1: and I'm like, Dad, and my mom it's like half cocked.
Speaker 1: And she's going what, I don't know? And I'm like,
Speaker 1: just just drunk, just slurry and drunk. And she goes, what, no,
Speaker 1: not blackout and not quite blackout? Getting there, she's half
Speaker 1: cocked and and and then I'm going, first of all,
Speaker 1: I never was like a huge drug guy. And I'm like,
Speaker 1: what are you talking about? We did like a ton
Speaker 1: of drugs, And he was like, dude, I don't know.
Speaker 1: Every time I went over there, you guys were doing
Speaker 1: all kinds of scary drugs, and I'm like, Blake, what
Speaker 1: are you talking about? And he and he goes, whippets. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: and that's the drug. That was the scary drug. And
Speaker 1: by the way, I think we did whippets one time.
Speaker 1: Liked whip it. I think I think I did whippets
Speaker 1: with you at that apartment. Yeah, I think so. I
Speaker 1: think it was like one time we did. Blake was
Speaker 1: losing his best childhood friends. I wasn't doing whippets every
Speaker 1: fucking day and just losing all my brains. It was
Speaker 1: the first time I had ever visited your guy's placed.
Speaker 1: Guys were doing whippets. I also did whipp its. But
Speaker 1: then Blake, Blake is telling routing on me, telling my
Speaker 1: parents at a wedding, which it's twenty years man, and
Speaker 1: he goes and he goes, you were you were? It
Speaker 1: was so scary, dude, It was so scary at Adam's apartment.
Speaker 1: It was really are these whippets like the canisters or
Speaker 1: like through the whip they can with the acker and
Speaker 1: everything like that. I mean, like when people do that
Speaker 1: and you see it for the first time, it is
Speaker 1: a little bit like you can why are all these
Speaker 1: contraptions and like, and then you watch somebody do it
Speaker 1: and they're just fully toast. They're fully gone for thirty seconds.
Speaker 1: Their brains go out of their skull. Absolutely, and it
Speaker 1: wasn't a thing. And Blake when that was the first
Speaker 1: that was maybe the first time he went over there,
Speaker 1: but he went over there a dozen times after that,
Speaker 1: knows that it wasn't a particularly scary apartment. Dude. I
Speaker 1: just remember that was where the big boys play. But
Speaker 1: he was just he was just on a on a
Speaker 1: good one. Dude. That's so wild that that's your memory
Speaker 1: of Adam in Austin's place. Is there a place their
Speaker 1: first place? Yeah, I remember we win the first place
Speaker 1: that was directly across from Kyle's apartment. We were right
Speaker 1: across the street. And he goes, you guys lived in
Speaker 1: that scary alleyway, and I'm like, no, we didn't. It
Speaker 1: was you were just doing across from O. C. C.
Speaker 1: Like at very nice college and right across from Kyle
Speaker 1: by the way. Like, if your apartment is not scary
Speaker 1: in your twenties, like late teens, early twenties, you're you're
Speaker 1: not really doing it, right, I mean, I admittedly we
Speaker 1: partied a lot there. It was very it's gotta be
Speaker 1: a little scary, right, Well, there was cockroaches everywhere, tries
Speaker 1: on the wall. I think back to my that the
Speaker 1: same apartment, and I think we had we had gotten
Speaker 1: all of Teddy's dad's pornos and we had put up
Speaker 1: we had we had lined the bedroom with just full
Speaker 1: porno mag's noise. Yeah, oh yeah, girls loves coming over there.
Speaker 1: It wasn't a scary place. I lived with my girlfriend
Speaker 1: at that time, and I had pornos everywhere. Meanwhile, Blake
Speaker 1: is like, Blake is like, I feel at home here.
Speaker 1: This is not scary. Right in my college apartment, I
Speaker 1: bought four and a Cornicovia posters and it was that
Speaker 1: was our living right just so she could put it down.
Speaker 1: The whippets were part for the course. If you were
Speaker 1: eighteen nineteen twenty harder to get alcohol, like you could
Speaker 1: go to a porno shop and get whippets. You could
Speaker 1: get you can go to a porno shoo shop, That's
Speaker 1: where I would get. Next, you get box of of
Speaker 1: the fucking canisters. Because there was something there was some
Speaker 1: trend amongst like a sexual community, because like when you jizz.
Speaker 1: You want to be doing that right when you come
Speaker 1: you you take the whippet hit and it's like just hey.
Speaker 1: And it took us about forty minutes, but we finally
Speaker 1: mentioned ratulation. What are the what's the thing you like
Speaker 1: sniff that makes your butt hole open up? What's up? Bro? Oh? Uh? Poppers? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I feel like they was right next to the poppers.
Speaker 1: Oh sure, like similar poppers whippets Like those were the
Speaker 1: two things you could buy at a sex shop that
Speaker 1: was porno shop. You don't know poppers, I know what
Speaker 1: they are. I didn't know they were available in the
Speaker 1: grab bag at the fucking checkout. Yeah. I also, I
Speaker 1: also I didn't know this. This is this is fun
Speaker 1: behind the counter. Yeah, you only had to be eighteen
Speaker 1: you could get I had a cracker. It was like
Speaker 1: a gold cracker that I twisted. It looked like a
Speaker 1: bike peg. I like that. My very normal apartment scared
Speaker 1: Blake enough that twenty years later he had to tell
Speaker 1: my parents that. Uh. But meanwhile, he's hanging out in
Speaker 1: porno shops just like it's a wedding and everybody's there
Speaker 1: having a good time, and he's like, wedding, Come on,
Speaker 1: at Zach and ChEls. They're like great people, they're funny.
Speaker 1: You can beat yourself. It was a lot of fun. Man,
Speaker 1: it was fun. But there's no reason to dip into
Speaker 1: like this dark scary like scary to come on. That
Speaker 1: defines dude. The next day, my mom talked to me
Speaker 1: about it. She was like, how how bad was it?
Speaker 1: And it was fine? I don't know why write down
Speaker 1: the apology like it was perfectly fine apartment and she goes.
Speaker 1: My mom was like, well, we wouldn't have been helping
Speaker 1: you out so much financially if we would have known
Speaker 1: that it was so bad. And when we grab your
Speaker 1: mom's arm and said, and I go, and I go,
Speaker 1: I go, bitch, I think it worked out for you,
Speaker 1: That's what I said to her. You said, give me
Speaker 1: that watch off your wrists. Yeah, I'm sorry, mama, who's
Speaker 1: the mommy? Now? Said? Who's the mommy? Now? You know
Speaker 1: I'm I am sorry. I will apologize later, but I
Speaker 1: will get close. It was really really good to see
Speaker 1: your dad. Man. He looks great, he sounds great. And
Speaker 1: Dennis D Dennis Dy healthy healthy again man, healthy d.
Speaker 1: Let's call him healthy D. He's got a real healthy,
Speaker 1: healthy d and the boy. It was good that. What
Speaker 1: was hilarious though, is they did exactly what they always
Speaker 1: do my parents. What my parents always do is they
Speaker 1: came in night one and we're so fucking drunk. They
Speaker 1: were just like wasted night one that the next day
Speaker 1: was the wedding, that they were too hungover to have
Speaker 1: a great time at the wedding. They were having fun,
Speaker 1: but you could tell there were there was the tank
Speaker 1: and I'm like, oh, yeah, this is this is there.
Speaker 1: I mean, this is where I get it from. This
Speaker 1: is such a divine move of like night one, you
Speaker 1: you burned so bright that the next night you're like
Speaker 1: still by the way, like you say, blake, what the funk?
Speaker 1: Like you're blowing up my spot. But at the same
Speaker 1: time it sounds like your parents. You could just be like, Mom,
Speaker 1: you barely got out of bed today for the wedding,
Speaker 1: so yeah, this is the way you know. Yeah, come on, man,
Speaker 1: I thought I was in a safe space. Dude, your wedding, Adam,
Speaker 1: like three of your family members didn't make it to
Speaker 1: the ceremony. That is true. That legends, mate, legends, but
Speaker 1: very very fun m v P. Very very fun wedding. Yeah, um,
Speaker 1: where was Newport Man is so cool. I love it.
Speaker 1: Congrats to the newly weds out there, I love it.
Speaker 1: I love marriage. Lear that they're married. Welcome to the club.
Speaker 1: It was. It was a true throwdown. It's a tough road,
Speaker 1: but it's worth it. Every day is a test. It
Speaker 1: never ends. I'll tell you what. You might think you're
Speaker 1: gonna get to a finish line around ten years, You're not.
Speaker 1: It's just gonna keep going. It's like always another sentenced
Speaker 1: to death more like no sentence to wife. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's what I think. That's cool. Zach works at the
Speaker 1: Frog Shop at Newport Beach, which is like an old
Speaker 1: surf shop, very cool, very well known. Uh and the
Speaker 1: guys that worked their streets around so it's really cool.
Speaker 1: About like thirty minutes into dancing, there was just like
Speaker 1: a ton of like surfer guy's nut sacks just flopping
Speaker 1: about like full blown like old dudes. To like the
Speaker 1: owner t K was like balls out and he's like
Speaker 1: sixty five years older whatever. Yeah, it was. It was
Speaker 1: really He's the one who kicked off of the nudity
Speaker 1: your Maasterard party, correct, Zack Zack, Yeah, yeah, that might
Speaker 1: be right, Like Zac starting to get real naked in
Speaker 1: his old age. So that's just part of the culture
Speaker 1: down there in Newport. Yeah, I think so. Well. Yeah,
Speaker 1: even when we got workaholics, he was he was doing
Speaker 1: the mangina, driving by in the jeep and stuff. Man,
Speaker 1: mangina is the entry level. Just start letting your dick.
Speaker 1: It's a gateway. I like, I like it. I like
Speaker 1: I like dicks out. You know, it's a fun. It's
Speaker 1: like it's comforting, just getting you and all your buddies together.
Speaker 1: You all just have your dicks out. Its cool, you're
Speaker 1: you're not leaving anything. No, I've always wondered how much
Speaker 1: it's fine. Human society would would change if men just
Speaker 1: had to expose their penises, Like I feel like it
Speaker 1: would be way worse. I can tell you it seems
Speaker 1: like the ones that are getting exposed a problem. You're
Speaker 1: not say it. Just like we know what each other's
Speaker 1: dick sizes are. We don't have to do things to
Speaker 1: make it seem like they're bigger. We don't have to,
Speaker 1: like you're talking about like internally as the male, yes,
Speaker 1: sex always my man. We go and dive in the
Speaker 1: psychology of of of males. I feel like so much
Speaker 1: of what's wrong with society is the fact that we're
Speaker 1: trying to keep it a secret what our dick sizes.
Speaker 1: Once you just know you're past that part, just once
Speaker 1: you know everyone else's. Yeah, all of our dicks are fine.
Speaker 1: I think I've seen all your guys dicks. You're fine.
Speaker 1: It's a perfectly fine dick that's not scared about it,
Speaker 1: you guys. That's if that's where this is going, Like
Speaker 1: a utopians, what size your unless your dick is like
Speaker 1: wildly small than you can wear? Sort, this is what
Speaker 1: I want everyone's day. Actually, take it back. You'd probably
Speaker 1: just be like a round of applause. I think I
Speaker 1: told you guys early on in the podcast when I
Speaker 1: saw the biggest penis I've ever seen in the locker room,
Speaker 1: and I was just like I wanted to be like,
Speaker 1: all right, give me your day to day, wake up
Speaker 1: to sleep. What's the different way? How does that affect
Speaker 1: your life? Okay, okay, wait wait wait wait wait all right,
Speaker 1: So don't you don't have to show your dick while
Speaker 1: you're alive, but as soon as you die, your dick
Speaker 1: size is revealed, just so we know. Like, so if
Speaker 1: like a murderer dies, we see what his dick looks like.
Speaker 1: The most evilst guy in the world dies, Let's see
Speaker 1: what his dick was. And is there a correlation with
Speaker 1: mean people, small dicks, big dicks. I just want to
Speaker 1: know if that means any murderers intelligence intelligence. I mean,
Speaker 1: imagine if you find out that like a, he was
Speaker 1: a serial killer, he killed it like a ton of people.
Speaker 1: He was super evil, but then also had like a
Speaker 1: solid like thick, not a huge change and like pretty
Speaker 1: pretty girthy, And you're like, that's kind of the dick
Speaker 1: right there. Yes, but I think we would find more
Speaker 1: often than not the dicks are are strange. Yeah, they
Speaker 1: for sure range. I mean yes, Kyle's like, so you're
Speaker 1: telling me I'm gonna murder somebody? Yeah, strange. What do
Speaker 1: you mean? I do think I I do actually think
Speaker 1: that the more intelligent you are, your i Q level,
Speaker 1: I think, smaller dick you have. I do believe that
Speaker 1: I think that you'll be able to I think he's
Speaker 1: a genius. Well, no, I just think that most of
Speaker 1: the people back in the day, and I'm taking this
Speaker 1: from like sculpture and history and stuff, but most of
Speaker 1: the people back in the day, whose minds were willing
Speaker 1: to be like put on a pedestal, who were out
Speaker 1: like you know, movers and shakers. But again, sculpture that
Speaker 1: you're talking about Michael Angelo, Yeah no, he said, Okay,
Speaker 1: so bad. I mean, that's one area of hypothesis. This
Speaker 1: is not God's on the truth. That's a hypothesis. And also,
Speaker 1: Michael Angelo, if that was a real sculpture, which I
Speaker 1: don't think he posed, but ass naked, the guy would
Speaker 1: shred talking about the turtle, right, isn't that David? Well, yeah,
Speaker 1: but that's not Michael Angelo. It's David. It's Michel Angelo.
Speaker 1: But also nice, it's Michel angeloud be nice to have
Speaker 1: all this day. David might have been an idiot. He
Speaker 1: was just a freaking nice to have all this day.
Speaker 1: As I'm saying, when I walk around museums, nobody got
Speaker 1: a hog. We talked about this. What does that mean?
Speaker 1: It's because dicks have gotten larger, dude. It's all the
Speaker 1: processed meats for the process meats. Alright, processed the meats.
Speaker 1: It's all the process meats. Dude. It might be why
Speaker 1: your dick is is like a takeacks or look like
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, man, there's a lot of valuable information
Speaker 1: that we're not getting because we're not showing each other
Speaker 1: or dicks. But um, I would love like, I'm a
Speaker 1: Q test dick size. That's what you have to do.
Speaker 1: You have to do that with a sampling of about
Speaker 1: two fifty men. Yeah, but i Q test is a
Speaker 1: QUE test is like, I don't know, maybe the question
Speaker 1: maybe you excel in other places. Maybe your intelligence is
Speaker 1: in other places. Have you guys done an i Q test?
Speaker 1: I did one. I'm pretty good. I did one on
Speaker 1: my phone or like, yeah, I was crushing on it, dude,
Speaker 1: I was crushing. I was right up there. I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna work hard with your small ask dick. Good for you, bro.
Speaker 1: Why do you think I'm championing this? Why do you
Speaker 1: think I'm sucking? Why? Why do you think this comes
Speaker 1: out of my mind? Man? Because sucking, That's what I'm thinking.
Speaker 1: Because would you get Kyle on your i Q test? Well,
Speaker 1: how big is your dick? It was like one like
Speaker 1: one eight eight something like that. I'm in the one forties.
Speaker 1: Like no, I mean I'm in the eighties, are you really? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Is good? I think you can go for mensa, bro,
Speaker 1: let's just say I'm in the eighties six or you know,
Speaker 1: I'm dumb as fuck bro. I'm dumb as ship bro,
Speaker 1: also stupid. How big is your dick? Kyle, Let's talk
Speaker 1: about how big your dick is? That? Why do you
Speaker 1: want to know what? Because you keep saying how smart
Speaker 1: you are, and you keep saying if you wonder if
Speaker 1: there's a correlation between small dicks and intelligent? How big
Speaker 1: is your dick? Exactly? I'm gonna play my move on
Speaker 1: card right now? Move on? I got a commercial. Okay, Well,
Speaker 1: I would like to apologize to Adam. I'm sorry. I'm
Speaker 1: sorry that I came so hot with some dark seated
Speaker 1: I don't know what was going on. I might have
Speaker 1: been half cocked when I said it. I don't know,
Speaker 1: but I felt I saw Blake's as he was in
Speaker 1: one of those moods, like he might try to like
Speaker 1: spit on the window and dive through it. You know
Speaker 1: how when he gets drunk sometimes he gets a little
Speaker 1: uh dark, he gets a little dark himself twisted, And
Speaker 1: that was happening at dinner, and I'm like, what did
Speaker 1: you start trying to people? Was fine? Yeah, we just
Speaker 1: smoked in the perfect when Blake starts getting physical, you
Speaker 1: know he's had a few. Come on, I'm about to
Speaker 1: wrestle your as next time. Okay. I want to apologize
Speaker 1: to our viewers and our listeners. I I tried to
Speaker 1: get the story out of Blake about what happened when
Speaker 1: he ran out of gas, and we kind of just
Speaker 1: never ever got there. Dude. It was very local. I
Speaker 1: just went and got gas and and put a gallon
Speaker 1: in and then went to the gas. So you went
Speaker 1: and you bought the thing thoroughfare. I was on the
Speaker 1: same street as my other jeeps, so I just switched out.
Speaker 1: It was very uneffamed. Oh so you you ran out
Speaker 1: of gas literally basically in your driveway? Yes, okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: real rough. So then you just got in another car?
Speaker 1: Yeah okay, so next time. Yeah, I just had never
Speaker 1: ran out of gas before. Man's still technically, I don't
Speaker 1: know if you have that's I don't know. I would
Speaker 1: like to compliment ers on bringing that story back around,
Speaker 1: because I think it ended phenomenally Yanks, Big props to
Speaker 1: big compliment guide. Well, well, do you guys have anything
Speaker 1: you want to I haven't, no real I would like
Speaker 1: to thank you guys for allowing me to be thirty
Speaker 1: minutes later. I apologize. I wanted to be right on time,
Speaker 1: but you know all my ship is covered in rat
Speaker 1: ship and rat piss. Welcome to my world. Do I
Speaker 1: uh like I had some suitcases that it was not on. No, okay,
Speaker 1: no luggage. Do I clean the suitcases? There's a way
Speaker 1: about to send you your luggage? Your luggage? Yeah, I
Speaker 1: have multiple pieces your lug. They did they hit luggage?
Speaker 1: Talk all right? Nutricious? Or is this to just sharpen
Speaker 1: their teeth on? Like? What are they doing? I don't
Speaker 1: know exactly. I'm gonna look. I'm gonna look, but it's
Speaker 1: it's it's no good. It's real bad. So, Kyle White,
Speaker 1: your rats three inches in shape like a football? What's
Speaker 1: up this? American football? Australian correct correct NFL