1 00:00:00,800 --> 00:00:03,320 Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about 2 00:00:03,400 --> 00:00:06,600 Speaker 1: four minutes after my Strawberry letter for today's subject when 3 00:00:06,800 --> 00:00:12,160 Speaker 1: role playing post. Wait till you guys hear this letter, 4 00:00:12,440 --> 00:00:14,240 Speaker 1: all right, but right now it is a nephew in 5 00:00:14,320 --> 00:00:17,000 Speaker 1: the building with today's frank phone call. What you got new? 6 00:00:17,680 --> 00:00:27,000 Speaker 1: My roommate Benny. Okay, my roommate Benny running, Cad Running Batty. Hello, 7 00:00:27,400 --> 00:00:30,600 Speaker 1: seek to Devin. Yeah see okay, Hey man, this is Chris. 8 00:00:30,800 --> 00:00:32,480 Speaker 1: I live a bum of you. I ain't ever met 9 00:00:32,520 --> 00:00:35,560 Speaker 1: you before, but you you you have. You've been calling 10 00:00:35,600 --> 00:00:39,280 Speaker 1: the leasing office about complaining on me about I'm making 11 00:00:39,320 --> 00:00:42,199 Speaker 1: too much noise away. Yeah, man, I'm my bad bro. 12 00:00:42,600 --> 00:00:44,720 Speaker 1: I was trying to catch you, man. I could never. 13 00:00:45,360 --> 00:00:47,479 Speaker 1: I could never catch you at home. Man. It's just 14 00:00:47,520 --> 00:00:49,880 Speaker 1: like you know, Brian, I work a knife. I work 15 00:00:49,920 --> 00:00:51,760 Speaker 1: at night. Yeah. Yeah, you're saying. I say I work 16 00:00:51,760 --> 00:00:53,880 Speaker 1: in a day, but I can't sleep at night, broke. 17 00:00:53,920 --> 00:00:55,720 Speaker 1: And I'm I don't know what's going on your part. 18 00:00:55,800 --> 00:00:57,480 Speaker 1: And I'm saying I ain't trying to be in your business. 19 00:00:57,680 --> 00:00:59,720 Speaker 1: I'm not trying to be in your business. Player. I 20 00:00:59,840 --> 00:01:01,560 Speaker 1: just ain't, you know, sleeping night man, because it'll be 21 00:01:01,600 --> 00:01:03,840 Speaker 1: a lot of noise, A lot of noise, a lot 22 00:01:03,880 --> 00:01:06,039 Speaker 1: of talking. And what you do is your business. Bro. 23 00:01:06,319 --> 00:01:09,160 Speaker 1: I'm just saying, please, man, but you ain't got to 24 00:01:09,160 --> 00:01:11,679 Speaker 1: go to the leasing office. Man, oh you have to do. 25 00:01:11,720 --> 00:01:13,520 Speaker 1: You know what's hall at me? You ain't? You know 26 00:01:13,560 --> 00:01:15,960 Speaker 1: they got me written up, like you know what, One 27 00:01:15,959 --> 00:01:18,800 Speaker 1: more complaint on me, They're gonna put me out of something. Well. Yeah, 28 00:01:19,080 --> 00:01:21,000 Speaker 1: like I said, though, I was trying to get I 29 00:01:21,040 --> 00:01:22,840 Speaker 1: was trying to find you. You know what I'm saying. 30 00:01:22,840 --> 00:01:24,920 Speaker 1: But we I guess we miss each other because you 31 00:01:25,040 --> 00:01:27,160 Speaker 1: work at night. I work in the day. So you 32 00:01:27,160 --> 00:01:29,240 Speaker 1: know when you're going, I'm coming, and when I'm coming, 33 00:01:29,240 --> 00:01:32,520 Speaker 1: you gone, I'm saying, Brian trying starting on. I'm just 34 00:01:32,560 --> 00:01:34,560 Speaker 1: trying to, you know, go to work and pay my 35 00:01:34,720 --> 00:01:37,680 Speaker 1: pay my bills. Man, I'll be at work at night. Man. 36 00:01:37,959 --> 00:01:39,240 Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. I'm trying to get my 37 00:01:39,280 --> 00:01:41,039 Speaker 1: hustle alone, like you trying to get yours on doing 38 00:01:41,720 --> 00:01:44,800 Speaker 1: hola hola hold on. Okay, okay, let's make it my sense, bro, 39 00:01:45,160 --> 00:01:48,160 Speaker 1: if you at work at night, somebody in your somebody 40 00:01:48,160 --> 00:01:50,880 Speaker 1: in your apartment, how can loud in them keeping me 41 00:01:50,960 --> 00:01:53,920 Speaker 1: up square? I'm betting. Okay, you've got a roommate us long. No, No, 42 00:01:55,600 --> 00:01:59,840 Speaker 1: I ain't got no roommates. Many somebody in there talking loud, 43 00:02:00,040 --> 00:02:03,120 Speaker 1: holding a conversation. It's like two people in there talking 44 00:02:03,200 --> 00:02:07,720 Speaker 1: loud every night. And that's that's Penny. Man, Betty be talking. Okay, 45 00:02:07,760 --> 00:02:09,760 Speaker 1: you said you ain't got no roommance. Who who is Benny? 46 00:02:09,840 --> 00:02:13,680 Speaker 1: Who is Bennypenny? Is my bird? My parents? That's Benny 47 00:02:13,720 --> 00:02:18,880 Speaker 1: be talking like, man, stop listen mind why why wait 48 00:02:18,880 --> 00:02:23,440 Speaker 1: a minute? You're trying to tell me um bird that 49 00:02:23,639 --> 00:02:25,880 Speaker 1: was doing? Man, I don't have pity two years that's 50 00:02:25,919 --> 00:02:29,120 Speaker 1: my bird. Birds don't even live that long. So so 51 00:02:29,160 --> 00:02:31,960 Speaker 1: now I'm sucking night. I'm at the word cause because 52 00:02:32,000 --> 00:02:34,560 Speaker 1: a bird, that's what you want. That that's what you 53 00:02:34,639 --> 00:02:37,799 Speaker 1: called me to tell me. I'll call you to tell you. 54 00:02:37,800 --> 00:02:40,000 Speaker 1: You ain't gonna be putting these complaints on me. Man, 55 00:02:40,480 --> 00:02:42,919 Speaker 1: But I'm like, I'm gone. And that's been in talking 56 00:02:42,960 --> 00:02:49,480 Speaker 1: many in Yo yo, know you Penny, Wait a minute, hey, look, 57 00:02:49,560 --> 00:02:52,239 Speaker 1: I'm telling you, now do something with the bird then 58 00:02:52,560 --> 00:02:55,280 Speaker 1: or that's gonna be some consequestions and repercussions. I'm talking 59 00:02:55,280 --> 00:02:58,000 Speaker 1: about some fried chicken around it and man plenty. It's 60 00:02:58,080 --> 00:03:01,160 Speaker 1: like a family member to me. But earth too, can 61 00:03:01,320 --> 00:03:05,760 Speaker 1: Sam the chicken on the car flake box Kentucky chickens 62 00:03:05,840 --> 00:03:08,799 Speaker 1: just brie. Hey, man, you don't tell me nothing better 63 00:03:08,800 --> 00:03:11,480 Speaker 1: about my bird? Okay, brother, you know what, maybe me 64 00:03:11,720 --> 00:03:13,720 Speaker 1: you need to square from front of you because you 65 00:03:13,760 --> 00:03:18,239 Speaker 1: don't you don't disrespect Betty Man. Alright, alright, you're taking 66 00:03:18,320 --> 00:03:21,440 Speaker 1: some alright, alright, I've bet that be on my table 67 00:03:21,520 --> 00:03:24,240 Speaker 1: when I get home. If it's a bird, then I'll 68 00:03:24,280 --> 00:03:27,600 Speaker 1: bet that be all my don the table. Man and man, 69 00:03:27,639 --> 00:03:29,680 Speaker 1: then you hain't gonna city and disrespect me and try 70 00:03:29,720 --> 00:03:31,200 Speaker 1: to tell me what you're gonna do to my bird. 71 00:03:31,400 --> 00:03:33,560 Speaker 1: But you ain't gonna do nothing stupid to Betty. Tell 72 00:03:33,600 --> 00:03:35,280 Speaker 1: you what I tell you? What see? You can date 73 00:03:35,320 --> 00:03:37,440 Speaker 1: you a hund right now. What you got to work tonight? 74 00:03:37,520 --> 00:03:39,600 Speaker 1: I bet you bet it. I'll be at that tomorrow. 75 00:03:39,800 --> 00:03:42,840 Speaker 1: I bet you we'll be fingering good tomorrow. Man, ain't 76 00:03:43,000 --> 00:03:45,440 Speaker 1: hold on a minute, man, wait a minute, though, what 77 00:03:45,560 --> 00:03:47,640 Speaker 1: you played due and start talking about what you're gonna 78 00:03:47,600 --> 00:03:50,520 Speaker 1: through to my bird? Not and told you you file 79 00:03:50,840 --> 00:03:53,080 Speaker 1: for going to the leasten office calling me out. And 80 00:03:53,120 --> 00:03:54,880 Speaker 1: now you're on the phone. I'm trying to work this 81 00:03:55,000 --> 00:03:57,000 Speaker 1: out with you, and now you ain't trying to work 82 00:03:57,280 --> 00:04:00,000 Speaker 1: now fast stop you you called me and tell me 83 00:04:00,320 --> 00:04:04,960 Speaker 1: that it's a bird holding a conversation with yourself. I'm 84 00:04:05,040 --> 00:04:07,400 Speaker 1: I'm a stupid right now, but I'm not hold the 85 00:04:07,440 --> 00:04:11,760 Speaker 1: stupid even continue this conversation. I don't extinking me. I 86 00:04:11,840 --> 00:04:17,000 Speaker 1: pla a night. Are you serious, man, really? Or something like? Man, listen, 87 00:04:17,080 --> 00:04:20,159 Speaker 1: bro listen, whatever it is, it's just a bird or 88 00:04:20,160 --> 00:04:22,720 Speaker 1: recording whatever. If you gotta do something waiting it was 89 00:04:22,760 --> 00:04:25,560 Speaker 1: a bird, man, I'm gonna be solid sfted. If this 90 00:04:25,640 --> 00:04:29,680 Speaker 1: is a really it's a bird. It's spinning, man, it's 91 00:04:29,680 --> 00:04:31,839 Speaker 1: spinning you. All you gotta do is come to me. 92 00:04:32,080 --> 00:04:35,640 Speaker 1: And we could have had a list like me. Hala hala, Okay, okay, okay, 93 00:04:35,760 --> 00:04:37,599 Speaker 1: we don't have it like me. And the first off 94 00:04:37,880 --> 00:04:40,160 Speaker 1: leasing office wouldn't give me a name. What's your nine? 95 00:04:40,279 --> 00:04:43,440 Speaker 1: My name? Chris? Okay, Chris, I'm deaferent. There we go, 96 00:04:43,680 --> 00:04:47,320 Speaker 1: there we go. Listen, dog, I ain't for the past 97 00:04:47,360 --> 00:04:49,440 Speaker 1: three months, you know what I'm saying, I ain't really 98 00:04:49,520 --> 00:04:53,360 Speaker 1: been getting no sleep because of this bird. You say 99 00:04:53,400 --> 00:04:56,599 Speaker 1: it's a bird. I don't believe that. But a bird 100 00:04:57,360 --> 00:05:00,800 Speaker 1: a bird. Come on, dog, let's do up the birds 101 00:05:01,800 --> 00:05:04,920 Speaker 1: for you. We'll take them to work with you. Is 102 00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:08,000 Speaker 1: I don't care. Figure's something out, but whatever going on 103 00:05:08,080 --> 00:05:10,440 Speaker 1: up there with you and your fired need to come 104 00:05:10,480 --> 00:05:13,320 Speaker 1: to an immediate house or it's gonna be something down. 105 00:05:13,600 --> 00:05:15,960 Speaker 1: Hey man, hey man, what you couldn't do is threatened 106 00:05:15,960 --> 00:05:18,120 Speaker 1: me by what's going on in my house. Hole man, 107 00:05:18,360 --> 00:05:21,120 Speaker 1: look here, you ain't been it being in many whatever 108 00:05:21,200 --> 00:05:23,960 Speaker 1: the nine meals you need to do something with that. 109 00:05:24,480 --> 00:05:26,800 Speaker 1: It's gonna be some really show my why not going 110 00:05:26,839 --> 00:05:29,159 Speaker 1: back and forth with you about this? You keep telling 111 00:05:29,200 --> 00:05:31,320 Speaker 1: me something about a bird. That's a bird. What's the 112 00:05:31,360 --> 00:05:34,039 Speaker 1: problem with it? What's the problem understanding that people have 113 00:05:34,200 --> 00:05:36,880 Speaker 1: pet birds? Say? Man, I don't give if you have 114 00:05:36,960 --> 00:05:40,920 Speaker 1: a pet bird, but really, this all night long? How 115 00:05:40,960 --> 00:05:43,360 Speaker 1: do you? How do you? How do you live with this? Being? Come? 116 00:05:43,600 --> 00:05:46,200 Speaker 1: They'll never shut up. I'll tell you what. I'll tell 117 00:05:46,240 --> 00:05:47,920 Speaker 1: you what ben It told me to tell you, though, 118 00:05:48,320 --> 00:05:50,039 Speaker 1: I'll tell you what being it told me. Wait wait 119 00:05:50,040 --> 00:05:52,520 Speaker 1: wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait White 120 00:05:52,600 --> 00:05:55,039 Speaker 1: Chris White, White, brother, I don't want to hear what 121 00:05:55,160 --> 00:05:59,920 Speaker 1: no bird told you to tell me? Can I tell 122 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:02,120 Speaker 1: you wouldn't been there. Told me to tell you what 123 00:06:02,120 --> 00:06:05,080 Speaker 1: what what? Then they told me to tell you this 124 00:06:05,520 --> 00:06:09,880 Speaker 1: that This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. 125 00:06:10,160 --> 00:06:24,240 Speaker 1: You just got pranked by your boys, Sean. Uh, did 126 00:06:24,240 --> 00:06:26,920 Speaker 1: I get your man? Got me? You got it? Man, 127 00:06:27,000 --> 00:06:28,760 Speaker 1: that guy. I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna get it. 128 00:06:31,160 --> 00:06:32,880 Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to. I have to wait to this dude. 129 00:06:32,880 --> 00:06:37,000 Speaker 1: Get arms out and talk to him. Line talk tobout 130 00:06:37,960 --> 00:06:42,080 Speaker 1: some posing bird. I don't know what's the stairs. I'll 131 00:06:42,120 --> 00:06:45,320 Speaker 1: be up our night and I'm saying I'm missing I'm 132 00:06:45,320 --> 00:06:48,359 Speaker 1: missing my sleep, I'm missing I'm saying I'm missing y'alls 133 00:06:48,360 --> 00:06:50,839 Speaker 1: in the morning because I'm probably hitting the slow. But 134 00:06:51,080 --> 00:06:53,960 Speaker 1: I got one more thing, as what is what is 135 00:06:54,000 --> 00:06:56,640 Speaker 1: the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio show in 136 00:06:56,680 --> 00:07:02,919 Speaker 1: the lane Man, Steve Hardy Morning Shot. We never you know, 137 00:07:02,960 --> 00:07:04,920 Speaker 1: your roommate does not have to be a human being. 138 00:07:05,040 --> 00:07:07,600 Speaker 1: You know that, don't There's some people with other kind 139 00:07:07,640 --> 00:07:15,040 Speaker 1: of roommates. There's people with ostriches in their house. I 140 00:07:15,080 --> 00:07:18,920 Speaker 1: got a pair. That's my roommate, Benny. Benny. All right, 141 00:07:18,960 --> 00:07:21,360 Speaker 1: we gotta get out of here, Thank you nephew. Coming 142 00:07:21,440 --> 00:07:24,360 Speaker 1: up next, it is the Strawberry Letters subject when role 143 00:07:24,440 --> 00:07:27,960 Speaker 1: Plane Goes Too Far. We'll get into it right after this. 144 00:07:28,440 --> 00:07:31,160 Speaker 1: You're listening to The Steve Harvey Morning Show.