WEBVTT - Dr. Dolittle OBGYN (with Yamaneika Saunders) RERELEASE

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<v Speaker 1>Oh okay, he got kidney he got kidney problem. Well, listen,

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<v Speaker 1>we already got somebody in the house that go on

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<v Speaker 1>dis the German Shepherd on dialods too, so he wouldn't cut.

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<v Speaker 2>Out Tide exactly.

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<v Speaker 3>He lives.

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<v Speaker 2>He lives behind the safeway now right here, that's Kroger's problem.

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<v Speaker 4>Chips in yours a racist? Oh money.

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<v Speaker 3>Turnkey stuff.

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<v Speaker 5>I can't tell me. Yep, yep, yep, there it is,

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<v Speaker 5>there it is. Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to another phenomenal

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<v Speaker 5>episode of My Mama Told Me.

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<v Speaker 2>The podcast where we dive deep into the pockets of

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<v Speaker 2>black conspiracy theories.

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<v Speaker 5>And we finally work to prove that herschel Walker is

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<v Speaker 5>what happens when he put Walter Peyton in the Lazarretz

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<v Speaker 5>fits and that motherfucker comeback different. Yeah, you brought him

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<v Speaker 5>back to life, But at what cost is the question that.

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<v Speaker 2>We want to know.

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<v Speaker 5>You know, I hate that guy, Herchel Walker. I hate

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<v Speaker 5>You're not a You're not a rabbit, herschel Walker.

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<v Speaker 2>I hate the goal line Stalker. I hate it all.

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<v Speaker 2>The only thing he ever did is get traded to

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<v Speaker 2>build the Cowboys dynasty.

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<v Speaker 5>Damn, So you weren't even a fan back before he

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<v Speaker 5>was dancing like a monkey in front of people. You

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<v Speaker 5>already know I could feel it.

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<v Speaker 2>I could feel it.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, like this motherfucker go retire and act real different.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. I just knew it. It's like him and Terry Crews.

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<v Speaker 2>I called it from I called I called my shot.

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<v Speaker 5>Damn were you hold on? And I'm sorry, we haven't

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<v Speaker 5>even introduced to ourselves. I'm your host, Langston Kerman. But

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<v Speaker 5>but are you saying that? From the beginning of like

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<v Speaker 5>Pop Locking Terry Crews, you were like, I know this.

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<v Speaker 2>White girls, Terry Crews. I was like, he's not on

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<v Speaker 2>my side. I don't know why. I couldn't verbalize it.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't know what I felt.

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<v Speaker 5>After next Terry Crews, you're telling me you you had

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<v Speaker 5>an instinct Damon.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't. I didn't think Damon was on my side.

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<v Speaker 2>I knew it. I knew it.

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<v Speaker 5>That's tough early on that you might be psychic, big dog,

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<v Speaker 5>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what I've always said.

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<v Speaker 5>Look, we we can't bullshit anymore about any of these

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<v Speaker 5>mega coons. We we have a we have a wonderful

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<v Speaker 5>guest today. She's she's phenomenal, she's so funny. She's she

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<v Speaker 5>is a writer and actress of a fucking hilarious comedian.

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<v Speaker 5>You know her from her work on Life and Beth.

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<v Speaker 5>You know her from her work on Flatbush Misdemeanor. So funny.

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<v Speaker 5>Give it up for our guests, miss y'aminika sounder, thank you.

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<v Speaker 3>Thank you so much. You said, uh, what did you say?

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<v Speaker 3>What kind of coon?

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<v Speaker 5>Mega coons?

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<v Speaker 3>Mega coon? I call them industrial strength grom coons.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh I like that because yeah, this this level to

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<v Speaker 6>the coonidge and so sometimes you need you get that

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<v Speaker 6>concentrated coon nigga. Yeah, you know, just add twenty percent

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<v Speaker 6>water to get him going.

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<v Speaker 3>He'll strength.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, this is that police grade coon. Yeah, you gotta

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<v Speaker 5>buy it a costco coon.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I got that coon at the restaurant's supply store.

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<v Speaker 3>Ye.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I know a guy who sells coons.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh man, But.

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<v Speaker 1>You got to be creative now you say coon because Instagram,

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<v Speaker 1>they you know, they they can't have the population that

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<v Speaker 1>helps them keep keep the negroes in check feeling bad

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<v Speaker 1>about themselves. So you can get you can band if

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<v Speaker 1>you say cool, you can get blocked and all kinds

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<v Speaker 1>of stuff. So you gotta say I always say that thing.

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<v Speaker 1>That rhymes would boom.

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<v Speaker 3>Just to throw them off.

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<v Speaker 5>The Yeah, they can't. Instagram's little algorithm can't figure out

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<v Speaker 5>what that means.

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<v Speaker 2>Everybody knows coons are bad and rhymes and you heard

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<v Speaker 2>it here first.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, ya a nigga. We're very excited that you're here

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<v Speaker 5>with us today because you came with the conspiracy theory

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<v Speaker 5>that that is oftentimes in this show, I think, and David,

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<v Speaker 5>you can speak to this. Some of the conspiracy theories

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<v Speaker 5>can be devastating and jarring and make you feel sad

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<v Speaker 5>and yucky on the inside. Yeah, but this one, this one,

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<v Speaker 5>I would say, is the opposite of that. This is

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<v Speaker 5>a nice, feel good conspiracy theory that I I don't

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<v Speaker 5>think I see a lot of harm in. It's it's

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<v Speaker 5>exciting they will be harm. Oh, well, I'm speaking way

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<v Speaker 5>too soon.

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<v Speaker 3>Absolutely. I was like, oh, I'm starting with harm.

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<v Speaker 7>Okay. Here, I was thinking we were gonna have a

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<v Speaker 7>sweet episode. My mistake, No, you got ya ana here.

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<v Speaker 3>What have I ever been sweet?

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<v Speaker 5>Please listen? I wanted to see I had in my heart,

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<v Speaker 5>but you said my mama told me animals know when

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<v Speaker 5>you're pregnant.

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<v Speaker 1>Absolutely, First of all, because the animals got to know

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<v Speaker 1>when one of their predators is about to arrive on earth.

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<v Speaker 1>That a petting zoo, you would understand that kids are

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<v Speaker 1>predators animals.

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<v Speaker 3>You have, Yeah, these petting zoos they try to at like, oh,

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<v Speaker 3>the petting zoo. What a petting zoo? And it's so.

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<v Speaker 1>No, it should be called a scraping zoo. It should

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<v Speaker 1>be called a poking zoo. It's anything but petting. It's

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<v Speaker 1>you're two years old, yeah, aintally probe.

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<v Speaker 3>And a pig.

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<v Speaker 1>The pig's gonna remember you forever. I mean, it's the

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<v Speaker 1>worst thing. And so every now and then you ever notice,

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<v Speaker 1>like every now and then every couple of years, like

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<v Speaker 1>an animal just haul off and chew the shit out

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<v Speaker 1>of a four year old.

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<v Speaker 3>Let's say that they just like they just be snatching

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<v Speaker 3>them out of nowhere. They getting them.

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<v Speaker 2>Back, Okay, but you can confirm you've seen a child

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<v Speaker 2>put a finger in the pig.

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<v Speaker 1>I used to I tape something at a petting zoo.

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<v Speaker 1>And I used to go to this place that has

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<v Speaker 1>a petting zoo. I go to I shouldn't tell people,

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<v Speaker 1>but whatever I give them a little people say, I

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<v Speaker 1>go to the Queen's County Fair almost every year. I

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<v Speaker 1>do the corn maize because I'm a I'm corny.

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<v Speaker 3>So I love a good hay ride. I grew up.

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<v Speaker 1>I grew up in Aberdeen, Maryland, and it was like

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of foliage around and you see the colors

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<v Speaker 1>turn and so I'm a good I love a hay ride.

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<v Speaker 1>I love the apple picking, I love the cider. I

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<v Speaker 1>love pumpkin bread baking. I love you know, the ever

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<v Speaker 1>complete fall baby. Plus I was born in November, so

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<v Speaker 1>I'm a complete fall scorpio baby, like everything about it,

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<v Speaker 1>the christness all that. So you have like a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of petting zus and these kids are they're the worst

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<v Speaker 1>when it comes to these animals that the parent, the

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<v Speaker 1>parent just leaves the kid at the petting area. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>it's like and as if the animal is gonna raise

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<v Speaker 1>the kid. It's like you gotta stay there and watch it.

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<v Speaker 1>Make sure that this kid that you know, your kids

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<v Speaker 1>stoop too stupid to know. As many times as you said,

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<v Speaker 1>don't turn the stove on, this motherfucker is still gonna

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<v Speaker 1>put his hands on.

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<v Speaker 3>The stove and cook his damn hands up.

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<v Speaker 1>You think he's not gonna try to put his pinky

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<v Speaker 1>finger in the ass of a lamb.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what, I do think that, and that's why

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<v Speaker 2>I'm a bad parent. That's why I don't have kids.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, wait, you're a bad parent without having kids, you

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<v Speaker 1>just know.

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<v Speaker 2>That's that's why I don't have children, because I would

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<v Speaker 2>leave him around the animal. I'd be like, you're not

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<v Speaker 2>going to try to fingerfunk that donkey, and then my

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<v Speaker 2>kid gets chicked.

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<v Speaker 1>Now, these kids are whild Listen. Remember Disneyland that alligated

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<v Speaker 1>chew that two year old up? Remember and then they

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<v Speaker 1>was like, then come to find out, they was like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>the man the alligator was in a man made link.

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<v Speaker 3>So that means Disneyland didn't like the children neither, because

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<v Speaker 3>they put an alligator their kids up.

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<v Speaker 1>So it's like, you know, and and at some point

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<v Speaker 1>when the alligator started chewing up the two year old,

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<v Speaker 1>you think at some point he had a moment with

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<v Speaker 1>himself and he's like, oh, this is a human kid.

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<v Speaker 3>He didn't stop the process, nor did he spit him out.

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<v Speaker 3>He continued to chew up the kid.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm telling you, they know what's going on with these children,

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<v Speaker 1>and one by one, every couple of years, they going

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<v Speaker 1>to reduce the child population by chewing the fuck up

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<v Speaker 1>out of a two year old.

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<v Speaker 5>Wow. Okay, here's what I will say that I went

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<v Speaker 5>to the La County Fair not too long ago, and

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<v Speaker 5>they had a turtle like uh, little like petting zoo

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<v Speaker 5>of sorts where they just put like three big tortoises

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<v Speaker 5>out for kids to like feel the shell and shit. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>and then.

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<v Speaker 1>The tortos jump in there and they that's why they

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<v Speaker 1>don't come out. They go in there and they go

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<v Speaker 1>give them some hard ship where the animal can disappear.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, it truly. They they left it too open, and

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<v Speaker 5>kids were like picking up the fucking tortoises and moving

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<v Speaker 5>them around and like running with them. And it's like, no,

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<v Speaker 5>this is this is abuse. This is truly the holocaust

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<v Speaker 5>for these these fucking hard Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>And they but see the thing about it is they

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<v Speaker 1>knew that the children were violent, so instead of closing

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<v Speaker 1>down pet and zoos.

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<v Speaker 3>They gonna get them a harder pets to violate. R. Right,

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<v Speaker 3>it's not getting rid of the petan zoos.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's give them something harder for them to try to violate.

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<v Speaker 1>And then tortos gotta go inside his shell, make a

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<v Speaker 1>couple of phone calls. It's like, and how many of

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<v Speaker 1>it tortoises had to damn some gang graffiti sprayed on

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<v Speaker 1>their back. You cannot leave children around pets. You could

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<v Speaker 1>only let children play with it. Things that can fight back. Dinosaurs,

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<v Speaker 1>you know what I'm saying. Tarantulas, lions, You got to like,

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<v Speaker 1>stop with the cute animals. Start giving these niggas aggressing

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<v Speaker 1>animals that's gonna fight back. Send them down there with

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<v Speaker 1>that pizza rat. See if that pizza is fucking around.

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<v Speaker 1>That's why you don't see little kids in New York

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<v Speaker 1>messing around like that, because they gotta fuck with rats, so.

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<v Speaker 3>They already respect the animal kingdom.

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<v Speaker 1>It's these kids that be living in Wyoming and ship

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<v Speaker 1>like that, and they got little bunny food food. You

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<v Speaker 1>see how violent that song is? He blocking them on

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<v Speaker 1>the fit in there and block people. I'm telling you

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<v Speaker 1>little white children that.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, why you on the head.

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<v Speaker 2>From way back here?

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<v Speaker 3>What kind of damn violence is this?

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<v Speaker 5>And so and so you're saying that their instinct to

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<v Speaker 5>be able to identify when someone is pregnant is merely

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<v Speaker 5>them identifying their their greatest predator approaching.

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<v Speaker 1>Absolutely, they gotta know, they go, yeah, did you hear

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<v Speaker 1>like if you if you live in Connecticut and you

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<v Speaker 1>live in a one of them town homes, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>the duplex if you call it with the top and

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<v Speaker 1>the bottom, and then Teresa lives at four C and

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<v Speaker 1>Teresa's pregnant. I'm telling you, the pomeranian that lives downstairs

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<v Speaker 1>knows that Teresa is pregnant because he knows in about

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<v Speaker 1>nine months is gonna be a little nigga sitting next

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<v Speaker 1>to him on the couch being introduced with some tea

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<v Speaker 1>and crumpets that he gonna have to get familiar with.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, right.

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<v Speaker 5>For those of you that didn't see, David licked his

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<v Speaker 5>finger and then put it in a pretend asshole. So

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<v Speaker 5>I don't want our listeners at home to miss the goods,

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<v Speaker 5>you know, yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>You gotta you gotta feel it all. I'm telling you

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<v Speaker 1>I watched these videos with the new born baby and

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<v Speaker 1>and and you know, I feel bad for these babies

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<v Speaker 1>the dogs because like, especially with the dogs, the cats

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<v Speaker 1>don't give a fuck about a newborn baby coming because

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<v Speaker 1>the cat's like, listen.

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<v Speaker 3>This nigga, do two three things. I don't like. You

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<v Speaker 3>gonna wake up one day and the nigga not even

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<v Speaker 3>gonna be here.

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<v Speaker 1>Now the dog. It's like, who is this coming into

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<v Speaker 1>my environment? And then they instantly make the baby the master.

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<v Speaker 3>Of the dog. It's like, you know, it should be

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<v Speaker 3>the other way around. The dog been here, the baby.

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<v Speaker 3>Need to listen to the dog.

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<v Speaker 2>Baby food, Get the baby the dog, That's what I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you got to get you a cat.

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<v Speaker 7>I just love the idea of this child being like, hey, mom,

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<v Speaker 7>can I go outside?

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<v Speaker 5>And she's like, I don't know. You got to ask

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<v Speaker 5>the dog. And then this baby's just now that now

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<v Speaker 5>it's dog and baby.

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<v Speaker 3>Dog is over there going railroad.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, you kept your promise.

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<v Speaker 7>This was not the innocuous cute thing that I thought

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<v Speaker 7>that we were gonna jump into, and.

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<v Speaker 5>It proved me the fuck wrong immediately. Good for you.

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<v Speaker 5>We're gonna take a break. We'll be back with more

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<v Speaker 5>Yaminica Saunders and more. My mama told me.

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<v Speaker 4>Your goddamn heads smooth off.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, we're back. We're back with more Yaminica Sonders more.

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<v Speaker 7>My mama told me David Bori is now fully in

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<v Speaker 7>charge of the drops.

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<v Speaker 5>And they have changed.

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<v Speaker 2>They I'm getting that we're gonna figure it out.

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<v Speaker 5>He's doing gorgeous work. They're unbelievably funny. We're still disgusting

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<v Speaker 5>the possibility that animals cannot only locate or identify when

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<v Speaker 5>someone's pregnant, but are in fact doing that as a

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<v Speaker 5>way of arming themselves against their their pending enemy.

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<v Speaker 2>Can I say, and I just want to say a

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<v Speaker 2>little bit of history for my past when this came up.

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<v Speaker 2>I have so many not so many. I have two

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<v Speaker 2>different friends who this is gonna get graphic before it

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<v Speaker 2>gets better. They went and got an abortion, and they

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<v Speaker 2>saw a dog immediately after. And two different women have

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<v Speaker 2>told me the dog would not quit sniffing their pussy

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<v Speaker 2>post abortion. WHOA, yeah, two different two different women have

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<v Speaker 2>told me, was it.

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<v Speaker 3>Two white women? Because you know, sometimes with white women

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<v Speaker 3>leave stuff behind. You don't deliver on a tow the sights.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>You just maybe realize I don't know how abortions work,

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<v Speaker 2>because you said that, and I was like, maybe they do.

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<v Speaker 2>It's one Hispanic woman and one white woman, so maybe

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<v Speaker 2>maybe they left it behind. But they said both of them,

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<v Speaker 2>I went and got an abortion, came to see a

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<v Speaker 2>dog blowing up my pussy.

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<v Speaker 5>Whoa? And so and so in theory this is the

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<v Speaker 5>dog now, knowing.

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<v Speaker 2>That I think the dog is. It's like when you

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<v Speaker 2>see a ghost where you're like, oh, ship, I got.

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<v Speaker 3>Not a ghost.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's a baby pussy ghost. I think is what

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<v Speaker 2>the dog like?

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<v Speaker 3>They were the vortex of the pussy. Maybe it's a

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<v Speaker 3>portal where I mean.

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<v Speaker 2>The we're gonna go there Where else would a baby

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<v Speaker 2>ghost go? It's only been one place.

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<v Speaker 7>That's that's they would not imagine a world outside of it.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't believe I'm not high in this now. That

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<v Speaker 1>made me have a high moment. Where else would the

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<v Speaker 1>baby go? Has only been one place?

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<v Speaker 3>Is facts?

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<v Speaker 2>Think about it? Think about it, wouldn't know to go

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<v Speaker 2>to China to check out the wall. It's like I've

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<v Speaker 2>been in this pussy.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm not leaving.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh wow, wow, I mean wow, my mind's blown min too,

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<v Speaker 2>because now I'm worried that there's a lot of ladies

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<v Speaker 2>walking around with baby pussy ghosts.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh listen, some of these ladies.

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<v Speaker 1>They got ten to twelve peace body baby pussy ghost everywhere.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, and that's why it's important to choose the right one, right.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Like, damn, you got a ghost nursery and your.

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<v Speaker 2>Pussy babe, all different kinds. You got an Asian one

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<v Speaker 2>in man.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah. Everyone.

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<v Speaker 1>And that's why the infamel. Remember when the infamel went bad?

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<v Speaker 3>Because all these ghosts.

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<v Speaker 1>Baby, he's out here hovering around the pussy saying, we

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<v Speaker 1>don't want no more infa them.

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<v Speaker 2>What I worry about the ghost babies hovering around the

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<v Speaker 2>pussy is are they fouling shit up? Are they like

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<v Speaker 2>I don't want any brothers and sisters? Or do they

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<v Speaker 2>want more? That's what I want to know.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh, that like the they're forcing eggs and and nut

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<v Speaker 5>together to make well.

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<v Speaker 2>Like you know how when you hear about a ghost

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<v Speaker 2>in a house and it's like slamming doors and shaking

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<v Speaker 2>windows get you out of the house. The ghost is like,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't want you to be in my house anymore.

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<v Speaker 5>It's on its own.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, that babies, I would imagine that they probably sit

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<v Speaker 1>around like at the Kentucky Kentucky Derby as they watched

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<v Speaker 1>the race of the sperms, trying to the egg right

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<v Speaker 1>and then the place in their bed.

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<v Speaker 3>So who will make it right?

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<v Speaker 2>Because once again, yeah, because once again that baby's never

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<v Speaker 2>been anywhere. That's the exciting thing going on in the pushy, right,

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<v Speaker 2>is the race to I.

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<v Speaker 1>Mean got to be it every now and then there's

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<v Speaker 1>a visit to the balls, you know, or they just like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>it's a new dick.

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<v Speaker 3>Now she wants to stop messing with.

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<v Speaker 1>With Ricky because I see it's the chef is a

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<v Speaker 1>little lighter this time.

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<v Speaker 5>It's coming more towards me than it was before.

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<v Speaker 2>Is it in? It's inside the pussy? I think so, well,

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<v Speaker 2>it could be hovering around. I'm sure it could be

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<v Speaker 2>everywhere I thought it was. I imagine finding out out

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<v Speaker 2>front like a seven to eleven parking lot.

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<v Speaker 5>It was just like, oh, you mean like a corner store, baby.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Like it's smoking, black and miles outside the pussy

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<v Speaker 2>trying to.

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<v Speaker 5>Get a quarter from everybody.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a black and yellow no where you're from, little nigga.

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<v Speaker 5>Are you gonna have any change when you come back out?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>We we we over here, we live over by the

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<v Speaker 3>fallopian teams.

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<v Speaker 7>Well, this defeated the purpose of even having a topic

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<v Speaker 7>today now that I mean.

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<v Speaker 1>It's no reason to try to debunk it. It's on.

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<v Speaker 3>Animals are very smart.

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<v Speaker 2>That's the energy I like on this podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>True and animals are intuitive. They have to live on

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<v Speaker 1>a set Listen, Animals have to be very aware because

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<v Speaker 1>their environment is the outside.

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<v Speaker 3>Plus, especially for dogs.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you know how many dogs every day have to

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<v Speaker 1>dodge a lonely white woman trying to bring him into

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<v Speaker 1>our house and put him in an outfit. They gotta

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<v Speaker 1>be able to dodge that ship. They gotta go up

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<v Speaker 1>the Discovery channel one night and this dog ran away

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<v Speaker 1>thirteen times from this lady named married and he said, oh, well,

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<v Speaker 1>the dog keep runing away.

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<v Speaker 3>She said, I don't know what the dog. We love him,

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<v Speaker 3>So you don't want to be over there with you.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a scary that's a scary world. Like one false

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<v Speaker 2>move and you could be a white lady's baby.

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<v Speaker 3>You donna live well.

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<v Speaker 1>But you're not gonna be comfortable because they're gonna put

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<v Speaker 1>you in every outfit on the man.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they're gonna take you on airplanes. That's not where

0:20:19.760 --> 0:20:22.880
<v Speaker 2>you're supposed to be. You fuck up.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh boy.

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<v Speaker 1>In my last flight, she had a cat out the

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<v Speaker 1>cage on the plane and she walked to the bathroom

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<v Speaker 1>with the nigga on her shoulder. I said, white women

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<v Speaker 1>are undefeated in the training animals to be an inconvenience game.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, here's my problem with that is there are air

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<v Speaker 5>marshals on every flight. Why don't they get involved? Like

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<v Speaker 5>why isn't that the point where like a police officer,

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<v Speaker 5>because this is against the law, Like what's the law?

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<v Speaker 2>There's no why you can't do do with the cat.

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<v Speaker 1>But see that's the thing is not but it should be.

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<v Speaker 1>I was concerned for the cat girl. He's thirty five

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<v Speaker 1>thousand dollars miles up in the feet in the air

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<v Speaker 1>and you got this damn cat. The cat was looking

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<v Speaker 1>around like what the what is going on up there?

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<v Speaker 1>Because cat couldn't even And then what was even worse

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<v Speaker 1>is that she was in first class.

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<v Speaker 3>I was in Delta one.

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<v Speaker 1>So the cat was up when he realized he wasn't

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<v Speaker 1>even in the premium premium paces, he had an attitude like, bitch,

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<v Speaker 1>you didn't give me a Delta one ticket.

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<v Speaker 3>Bit you got me back here first class, first class.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just minding one of my nine lives up here

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<v Speaker 1>in this plane for you to have me an economy

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<v Speaker 1>plus it.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, I feel like what we're all saying here

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<v Speaker 2>is that white women need to be put on the

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<v Speaker 2>terrorism list.

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<v Speaker 1>I think people when it comes, especially when it comes

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<v Speaker 1>to animals. You did you see the white woman breastfeeding

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<v Speaker 1>the lamb.

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<v Speaker 2>I hope you send me a link. I mean somebody

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<v Speaker 2>to send me a link.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I look forward to send it to you.

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<v Speaker 1>But but listen, you got you get the good with

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<v Speaker 1>the bad because some of the best pet parents I

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<v Speaker 1>know are white women, because they will, you know, black

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<v Speaker 1>people when as soon as our animals get to the

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<v Speaker 1>point where you know, not me. I spent a lot

0:22:13.880 --> 0:22:16.399
<v Speaker 1>of money on my baby before before he passed. He

0:22:16.440 --> 0:22:18.480
<v Speaker 1>had cancer. I did everything I could keep him alive.

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<v Speaker 1>But you know, back in the day, black people used

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<v Speaker 1>to like the animal get one little problem.

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<v Speaker 3>We put them right outside.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what I'm saying to go, Well, you know

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<v Speaker 1>the nasstime you gonna last year?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, it's a lord's problem. Now, okay, let me run

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<v Speaker 5>some of this research by you, because I imagine it's

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<v Speaker 5>only gonna Yeah, I did research for this ship.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, let me put my smart hat on. Now.

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<v Speaker 5>Honestly, it's not it's not that smart, but I do

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<v Speaker 5>google searches and then.

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<v Speaker 3>I I, okay, I'm excited. I want to see what

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<v Speaker 3>you came up with.

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<v Speaker 5>So it turns out that what you're suggesting is not

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<v Speaker 5>as far fetched an idea as you would think. They

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<v Speaker 5>say that dogs and cats have both demonstrated the ability

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<v Speaker 5>to recognize early pregnancy, sometimes even before the pregnant person

0:23:11.200 --> 0:23:15.080
<v Speaker 5>has confirmed they are pregnant, although in cats in particular,

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<v Speaker 5>they seem to be the best pregnancy detectives. They're the

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<v Speaker 5>they're the closest to like a good detective for the ship.

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<v Speaker 1>That's how I found I had fertility issues because my

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<v Speaker 1>cats never come around me at all.

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<v Speaker 2>Broken.

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<v Speaker 5>There ain't nothing over there I need to see. So

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<v Speaker 5>one of the essential tools for detection, apparently, is because

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<v Speaker 5>of their sense of mal that like when a person

0:24:02.240 --> 0:24:06.879
<v Speaker 5>becomes pregnant, your body begins producing more progesterone, estrogen and

0:24:07.000 --> 0:24:10.840
<v Speaker 5>human you know, one of these hCG is what it's

0:24:10.880 --> 0:24:15.879
<v Speaker 5>called hormones, which subsequently changes your your personal scent and

0:24:15.920 --> 0:24:18.080
<v Speaker 5>alerts the animal of your pregnancy.

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<v Speaker 2>So does that And this is another personal story. I

0:24:22.560 --> 0:24:30.639
<v Speaker 2>knew a guy. No, this is a man, this is

0:24:30.760 --> 0:24:33.480
<v Speaker 2>this is a man. This is a man. He used

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<v Speaker 2>to claim that he could smell when a woman was

0:24:36.119 --> 0:24:40.359
<v Speaker 2>on her period. Yeah, he would say he could smell it.

0:24:40.440 --> 0:24:42.600
<v Speaker 2>Sometimes like we'd be in a we get out of

0:24:42.640 --> 0:24:44.280
<v Speaker 2>a car with somebody, be like, man, I could smell

0:24:44.320 --> 0:24:47.359
<v Speaker 2>shoes on her period? Is there a possibility that, like,

0:24:48.240 --> 0:24:51.200
<v Speaker 2>you know, with the proper training, that I could, I could.

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<v Speaker 3>No, First of all, you don't want to.

0:24:54.480 --> 0:24:57.040
<v Speaker 1>I mean either he was smelling chicks on a period

0:24:57.160 --> 0:25:02.480
<v Speaker 1>or somebody left some rusty coins in the cupholder. Yeah, yeah,

0:25:02.600 --> 0:25:05.000
<v Speaker 1>it's like, but also who out here trying to he

0:25:05.119 --> 0:25:06.359
<v Speaker 1>need to resprainer order?

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<v Speaker 2>If you that close to me, No, it wasn't.

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<v Speaker 5>I want to let it be.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't want to play my man out. It wasn't like.

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<v Speaker 3>No, there's no way to make it you trying to.

0:25:15.800 --> 0:25:18.480
<v Speaker 2>He wasn't going down. He was sniffing like her chair.

0:25:18.960 --> 0:25:21.280
<v Speaker 2>It was like he would just be sitting next to

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<v Speaker 2>someone and he claimed he could he could smell.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, you should have told him he needed to go

0:25:25.480 --> 0:25:27.359
<v Speaker 1>into being a O, B G Y N. If he

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<v Speaker 1>got that kind of stup wherever he is, he needed

0:25:31.520 --> 0:25:33.040
<v Speaker 1>he need to be the next doctor clean.

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<v Speaker 3>He cuts a hostable.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just trying to learn from myself. I just want

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<v Speaker 2>a situation where I don't have to be buying planning

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<v Speaker 2>b Like if I.

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<v Speaker 5>Don't know that you're gonna be able to acquire this superpower.

0:25:46.720 --> 0:25:47.640
<v Speaker 3>Yeah postman.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh men a pause, that's what I heard. Yeah, the

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<v Speaker 1>older women, now look at me.

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<v Speaker 3>Why I'm going to keep that ship together.

0:25:57.880 --> 0:26:04.000
<v Speaker 2>I don't mind if they don't keep it together. Quite frankly, now, okay,

0:26:04.119 --> 0:26:04.920
<v Speaker 2>now we got to talk.

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<v Speaker 1>Now, you let the bitch go and lose her. Looks you,

0:26:08.720 --> 0:26:11.080
<v Speaker 1>every woman gonna be after you because we tired.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what numbers on the board, Baby, numbers on the board.

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<v Speaker 3>Bab need some number ones on the board.

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<v Speaker 1>We're gonna we're gonna take you to the Essence Festival

0:26:19.840 --> 0:26:22.639
<v Speaker 1>and have you go to the Tai p Henson speak

0:26:22.920 --> 0:26:24.560
<v Speaker 1>and there ain't nothing but a bunch of old black

0:26:24.560 --> 0:26:25.320
<v Speaker 1>bitches over there.

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<v Speaker 3>So or say older.

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<v Speaker 2>I think if I went to fest, I could lie

0:26:29.960 --> 0:26:34.280
<v Speaker 2>and say I go through Taraji's acceptance speech, get like, oh,

0:26:34.359 --> 0:26:36.720
<v Speaker 2>I'm nobody special. I'm nobody special.

0:26:37.160 --> 0:26:40.560
<v Speaker 1>I mean I did I did right, I worked on

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<v Speaker 1>the Yeah yeah yeah, it be.

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<v Speaker 3>Like what oh yeah, well girl, let me go out. Yeah.

0:26:44.440 --> 0:26:45.960
<v Speaker 3>This young man he said he was.

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<v Speaker 5>Writing that's how.

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<v Speaker 4>Girl.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay girl, yeah yeah, honey.

0:26:58.000 --> 0:27:00.720
<v Speaker 1>And they they're gonna diep that thing on you hard too.

0:27:00.840 --> 0:27:03.639
<v Speaker 1>You say she gonna get you some extra strokes.

0:27:04.000 --> 0:27:06.359
<v Speaker 5>And that's the exact right person to be writing for it,

0:27:06.400 --> 0:27:08.440
<v Speaker 5>because Taraji tell it like it is, you.

0:27:08.400 --> 0:27:08.800
<v Speaker 2>Know what I mean.

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<v Speaker 7>She'sus is cued into the way that these niggas need

0:27:13.080 --> 0:27:14.760
<v Speaker 7>to hear it, and she got it.

0:27:16.000 --> 0:27:21.960
<v Speaker 3>I love so much. Yeah. But but animals, But let's

0:27:22.040 --> 0:27:23.000
<v Speaker 3>just say this real quick.

0:27:23.040 --> 0:27:26.600
<v Speaker 1>Animals do because like my cats, they have a sensitivity

0:27:27.119 --> 0:27:30.920
<v Speaker 1>where they can hear. Their ear sensitivity is thirty times

0:27:31.280 --> 0:27:35.320
<v Speaker 1>stronger than in humans. So a lot of times there's

0:27:35.359 --> 0:27:37.760
<v Speaker 1>a difference. They know when I'm coming off the elevator

0:27:37.760 --> 0:27:40.560
<v Speaker 1>to get to my apartment versus when somebody else is

0:27:40.560 --> 0:27:42.440
<v Speaker 1>coming to the door, when a delivery person is coming.

0:27:42.680 --> 0:27:45.840
<v Speaker 1>I watch them act differently in a bunch of different situations.

0:27:45.920 --> 0:27:50.520
<v Speaker 1>So they're already very cued in to to the environment,

0:27:50.880 --> 0:27:56.920
<v Speaker 1>and especially when the environment isn't closed because any changes

0:27:56.960 --> 0:28:01.480
<v Speaker 1>to that dynamic. Even just relationships. You know, when a

0:28:02.200 --> 0:28:04.639
<v Speaker 1>cat or a dog is with maybe a single woman

0:28:04.720 --> 0:28:07.000
<v Speaker 1>and then she gets into a relationship, they have to

0:28:07.040 --> 0:28:09.879
<v Speaker 1>get a tune of their partners. I've watched my cat's

0:28:10.040 --> 0:28:14.760
<v Speaker 1>judge my exes, you know, be close to some be

0:28:15.000 --> 0:28:18.240
<v Speaker 1>nervous of others. You know, I go off of their

0:28:18.359 --> 0:28:21.560
<v Speaker 1>vibe to see who I should and should not trust

0:28:21.560 --> 0:28:22.040
<v Speaker 1>in my home.

0:28:22.480 --> 0:28:23.679
<v Speaker 2>Were they are they correct?

0:28:23.760 --> 0:28:24.160
<v Speaker 5>Usually?

0:28:25.160 --> 0:28:30.439
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, every time my cat Brooklyn, when he gets involved,

0:28:31.320 --> 0:28:34.359
<v Speaker 1>he's never been wrong about a person. And then my

0:28:34.440 --> 0:28:38.160
<v Speaker 1>new cat, Richard Pryor, he's somebody that doesn't come out

0:28:38.160 --> 0:28:41.000
<v Speaker 1>at all. Yeah, he's so cute, he doesn't come out

0:28:41.040 --> 0:28:45.000
<v Speaker 1>at all. Oh, he's the best. Richard Pryor so on.

0:28:45.080 --> 0:28:47.440
<v Speaker 3>Is then my other baby who passed for his magazine

0:28:47.560 --> 0:28:49.120
<v Speaker 3>so on this he passed.

0:28:49.120 --> 0:28:52.440
<v Speaker 1>But whenever I see Brooklyn come out and then come

0:28:52.560 --> 0:28:54.800
<v Speaker 1>over to somebody that I know that person has a

0:28:54.840 --> 0:28:57.680
<v Speaker 1>good spirit because he doesn't play around. And then Prior,

0:28:57.720 --> 0:29:02.920
<v Speaker 1>because Prior is so anti social, if he gets comfortable

0:29:03.000 --> 0:29:06.320
<v Speaker 1>enough to come out while you're here at all, I'm like, okay,

0:29:06.320 --> 0:29:08.840
<v Speaker 1>I can fuck with that person, because it completely off

0:29:08.880 --> 0:29:09.440
<v Speaker 1>of vibes.

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<v Speaker 5>And so one of the things that that the research

0:29:12.520 --> 0:29:15.840
<v Speaker 5>actually speaks to is that being completely true that in fact,

0:29:15.960 --> 0:29:18.959
<v Speaker 5>one of the reasons that they think that animals are

0:29:19.000 --> 0:29:22.920
<v Speaker 5>able to detect pregnancy is because of shifts in your posture,

0:29:23.360 --> 0:29:25.400
<v Speaker 5>shifts in the way that like your sort of like

0:29:25.640 --> 0:29:28.600
<v Speaker 5>energy is being carried in your body. That like, they're

0:29:28.680 --> 0:29:31.720
<v Speaker 5>so in tune with our physical movements and are are

0:29:31.840 --> 0:29:34.959
<v Speaker 5>sort of like even our patterns as like humans. That like,

0:29:35.360 --> 0:29:38.880
<v Speaker 5>if you start doing shit differently every day than you

0:29:38.920 --> 0:29:42.960
<v Speaker 5>were doing before, they subsequently interpret that as a change

0:29:42.960 --> 0:29:46.320
<v Speaker 5>in your being and then are able to identify pregnancy

0:29:46.400 --> 0:29:55.520
<v Speaker 5>because of it. I like that, don't do that.

0:29:57.880 --> 0:30:00.320
<v Speaker 3>And I was just talking nicely about y'all. Y'all decided

0:30:00.400 --> 0:30:02.280
<v Speaker 3>to get over here and start fighting.

0:30:02.640 --> 0:30:06.920
<v Speaker 7>Oh boy, if y'all are unclear about what's happening, y'aminika

0:30:07.000 --> 0:30:09.040
<v Speaker 7>is cussing the fuck out of some cats.

0:30:09.600 --> 0:30:10.719
<v Speaker 3>So I have a Brooklyn.

0:30:11.080 --> 0:30:15.920
<v Speaker 1>Brooklyn is a senior and prior is the young whipper snappers.

0:30:15.960 --> 0:30:19.200
<v Speaker 1>So sometimes he just be messing with Brooklyn and Brooklyn

0:30:19.280 --> 0:30:21.480
<v Speaker 1>just be taking it because Brooklyn's a senior citizen and

0:30:21.520 --> 0:30:22.240
<v Speaker 1>he don't want to fight.

0:30:24.480 --> 0:30:27.120
<v Speaker 2>I have heard that, Brooklyn, keep on taking it.

0:30:27.440 --> 0:30:28.240
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, look at.

0:30:31.520 --> 0:30:32.680
<v Speaker 5>I'm sorry that happened to you.

0:30:32.720 --> 0:30:33.160
<v Speaker 2>Brooklyn.

0:30:33.280 --> 0:30:34.000
<v Speaker 5>You seem like a.

0:30:34.040 --> 0:30:38.240
<v Speaker 3>Nice guy, but he no not to get out of

0:30:38.280 --> 0:30:38.600
<v Speaker 3>that plate.

0:30:38.760 --> 0:30:42.280
<v Speaker 5>Thank you for your service, Brooklyn. You uh you served

0:30:42.320 --> 0:30:44.800
<v Speaker 5>Y'aminika's home, Uh excellently.

0:30:45.360 --> 0:30:47.080
<v Speaker 3>He does. He's a sweet I love my.

0:30:47.080 --> 0:30:50.120
<v Speaker 2>Babies Langston, Can I ask you a question about your research?

0:30:50.760 --> 0:30:50.960
<v Speaker 3>Hell?

0:30:51.040 --> 0:30:57.480
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, is there anywhere where you found out that maybe

0:30:57.480 --> 0:30:59.920
<v Speaker 2>a cat could tell if I had gotten someone break?

0:31:06.400 --> 0:31:06.440
<v Speaker 4>So?

0:31:06.520 --> 0:31:08.760
<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry, I thought there were no stupid questions.

0:31:08.800 --> 0:31:13.200
<v Speaker 5>This is not I actually think that the research suggests

0:31:13.480 --> 0:31:15.480
<v Speaker 5>that a cat might be able to tell if you

0:31:15.560 --> 0:31:19.640
<v Speaker 5>got someone pregnant. It would not necessarily be reflected in

0:31:19.720 --> 0:31:22.360
<v Speaker 5>them being like, hey, dog, I think I got some

0:31:22.440 --> 0:31:25.840
<v Speaker 5>bad news for you type shit. But it's said that basically,

0:31:25.920 --> 0:31:28.640
<v Speaker 5>like part of the way that cats demonstrate when someone

0:31:28.680 --> 0:31:32.480
<v Speaker 5>is pregnant is by getting closer to that person, largely like,

0:31:32.560 --> 0:31:35.840
<v Speaker 5>for example, they can detect body heat. Apparently, body heat

0:31:35.920 --> 0:31:38.440
<v Speaker 5>is a big difference between us and cats. Cats run

0:31:38.880 --> 0:31:42.840
<v Speaker 5>twenty percent hotter than humans do, which is why when

0:31:42.880 --> 0:31:47.640
<v Speaker 5>a person becomes pregnant their blood increases. The blood flow increases,

0:31:47.680 --> 0:31:51.480
<v Speaker 5>subsequently making their body hotter, and cats are attracted to

0:31:51.600 --> 0:31:54.440
<v Speaker 5>that body heat. They'll like then become much more snugly,

0:31:54.880 --> 0:31:58.120
<v Speaker 5>especially cats that like previously wouldn't even fuck with you,

0:31:58.120 --> 0:32:00.960
<v Speaker 5>you get pregnant, and suddenly they're like always wanted to

0:32:01.000 --> 0:32:03.800
<v Speaker 5>be on top of you. That said, if you got

0:32:03.840 --> 0:32:07.800
<v Speaker 5>somebody pregnant, I think you'd be sweating, you'd be stressing.

0:32:08.160 --> 0:32:11.320
<v Speaker 5>Maybe that increases your body heat and subsequently makes the

0:32:11.360 --> 0:32:12.480
<v Speaker 5>cat want to be closer.

0:32:12.840 --> 0:32:14.520
<v Speaker 2>Okay, so if a cat is nice to me, I

0:32:14.560 --> 0:32:16.720
<v Speaker 2>got somebody you guys.

0:32:17.720 --> 0:32:20.480
<v Speaker 3>Right, And if you hear a hiss the house.

0:32:22.600 --> 0:32:24.320
<v Speaker 2>No these to know.

0:32:25.320 --> 0:32:29.520
<v Speaker 5>So these small changes sort of being at the core

0:32:29.600 --> 0:32:32.360
<v Speaker 5>of this it so it got me asking questions because

0:32:32.400 --> 0:32:34.800
<v Speaker 5>it reminded me, I guess, or all of this of

0:32:34.880 --> 0:32:36.960
<v Speaker 5>like the cats being able to detect and like the

0:32:37.320 --> 0:32:40.000
<v Speaker 5>relationship with babies. And I'm sure you all remember this.

0:32:40.480 --> 0:32:44.120
<v Speaker 7>I've always associated cats as being like a negative with children,

0:32:44.480 --> 0:32:46.840
<v Speaker 7>like like murderers of kids.

0:32:46.880 --> 0:32:50.240
<v Speaker 5>I don't know if you've ever heard that old wives tale.

0:32:50.440 --> 0:32:53.080
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, they say they they'll eat They even say

0:32:53.160 --> 0:32:54.680
<v Speaker 1>like if you dying around and they eat you.

0:32:55.080 --> 0:32:57.840
<v Speaker 2>I think I've heard that eat your cheeks off. They'll

0:32:57.840 --> 0:32:58.560
<v Speaker 2>eat your cheeks off.

0:32:58.720 --> 0:33:00.280
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I mean cat.

0:33:00.720 --> 0:33:05.000
<v Speaker 1>My cats actively chew on me in the morning, you

0:33:05.000 --> 0:33:06.720
<v Speaker 1>know what I mean, Like if it gets to a

0:33:06.720 --> 0:33:08.800
<v Speaker 1>point where I'm not waking up fast enough to get

0:33:08.800 --> 0:33:12.080
<v Speaker 1>them some food that I've had my hit, my hair

0:33:12.280 --> 0:33:16.280
<v Speaker 1>chewed on. You know, they they will lay right on

0:33:16.320 --> 0:33:19.520
<v Speaker 1>the things that you know, cut off your life soauce.

0:33:20.400 --> 0:33:22.800
<v Speaker 5>So that's what they're talking about with the babies though,

0:33:23.240 --> 0:33:26.840
<v Speaker 5>is that like apparently in history there are there there

0:33:26.920 --> 0:33:30.360
<v Speaker 5>was a theory at least that cats would lay on

0:33:30.520 --> 0:33:35.120
<v Speaker 5>babies faces and suffocate the Yeah. Yeah, and what is

0:33:35.200 --> 0:33:36.400
<v Speaker 5>what does the cat get out of that?

0:33:36.480 --> 0:33:36.760
<v Speaker 2>Though?

0:33:37.960 --> 0:33:38.520
<v Speaker 3>Apparently?

0:33:40.040 --> 0:33:43.440
<v Speaker 7>Yeah, according to Yaminika, it's it's cutting off a motherfucker

0:33:43.480 --> 0:33:45.280
<v Speaker 7>that's gonna get on their nerves in the future.

0:33:47.840 --> 0:33:50.160
<v Speaker 1>Let me tell you something I've watched. I've watched people

0:33:50.200 --> 0:33:53.080
<v Speaker 1>think it's cute for bait. Like I've had friends bring

0:33:53.080 --> 0:33:56.000
<v Speaker 1>their babies over to my house and the cats, you know,

0:33:56.520 --> 0:33:59.240
<v Speaker 1>don't want to be bothered. And I tell these I

0:33:59.280 --> 0:34:01.120
<v Speaker 1>tell a little girl and the little boys that come here,

0:34:01.160 --> 0:34:05.040
<v Speaker 1>I said, listen, if he wow out, you understand you

0:34:05.080 --> 0:34:08.000
<v Speaker 1>did it. You know what I'm saying, don't bother him.

0:34:08.040 --> 0:34:10.240
<v Speaker 1>He don't want to be bothered by you. Now, sometimes

0:34:10.239 --> 0:34:12.560
<v Speaker 1>they'll come over there, they're intrigued by the children.

0:34:13.000 --> 0:34:13.600
<v Speaker 3>They'll put it.

0:34:13.640 --> 0:34:16.359
<v Speaker 1>But it's always the children that keep to themselves. Then

0:34:16.440 --> 0:34:18.960
<v Speaker 1>they feel comfortable. But the ones that are running around

0:34:19.040 --> 0:34:22.279
<v Speaker 1>and jumping all over the place and walla wall, they

0:34:22.280 --> 0:34:23.000
<v Speaker 1>can't take it.

0:34:24.200 --> 0:34:28.600
<v Speaker 5>So what ends up becoming particularly interesting in relation to

0:34:28.680 --> 0:34:31.560
<v Speaker 5>these cats murdering, and I think it's fair that you

0:34:31.600 --> 0:34:34.080
<v Speaker 5>would argue, hey, my cat got to kill this kid.

0:34:34.280 --> 0:34:39.279
<v Speaker 5>That's on them there Apparently this entire sort of like

0:34:40.200 --> 0:34:44.480
<v Speaker 5>I guess old wives tale came out of an article

0:34:45.000 --> 0:34:50.120
<v Speaker 5>from the Annual Register in seventeen ninety one. January twenty fifth,

0:34:50.160 --> 0:34:54.160
<v Speaker 5>seventeen ninety one, a child of eighteen months was found

0:34:54.280 --> 0:34:57.840
<v Speaker 5>dead near Plymouth and it appeared on the coroner's inquest

0:34:58.160 --> 0:35:01.240
<v Speaker 5>that the child died in consequent of a cat sucking

0:35:01.320 --> 0:35:05.920
<v Speaker 5>its breath, thereby occasing a strangulation, is what it says.

0:35:06.200 --> 0:35:10.200
<v Speaker 5>The why did they put it on a cat?

0:35:10.320 --> 0:35:15.879
<v Speaker 1>Why did they put it on a rock? I mean,

0:35:15.920 --> 0:35:19.920
<v Speaker 1>who there letting babies be born in Plymouth? Where is

0:35:20.000 --> 0:35:24.200
<v Speaker 1>laying on them?

0:35:24.360 --> 0:35:26.680
<v Speaker 3>Because sometimes they be blaming the.

0:35:27.760 --> 0:35:32.640
<v Speaker 5>You know what I'm saying, the rock did that? The

0:35:33.160 --> 0:35:37.040
<v Speaker 5>the what's interesting about what you're saying is that is

0:35:37.080 --> 0:35:41.000
<v Speaker 5>that actually a lot of what people suggest about cats

0:35:41.040 --> 0:35:45.520
<v Speaker 5>strangulate or you know, killing fucking kids is completely false,

0:35:45.880 --> 0:35:48.520
<v Speaker 5>and that this was actually all born of the association

0:35:48.719 --> 0:35:52.319
<v Speaker 5>cats had with witches. That people believed cats to be

0:35:52.360 --> 0:35:56.280
<v Speaker 5>associated with witches. So anytime a baby died via something

0:35:56.400 --> 0:35:59.520
<v Speaker 5>like SIDS. They would presume that the cat being in

0:35:59.560 --> 0:36:01.719
<v Speaker 5>the room meant that the cat had murdered the kid,

0:36:01.840 --> 0:36:06.520
<v Speaker 5>instead of just being honest, being like, oh, be clear up.

0:36:06.520 --> 0:36:08.279
<v Speaker 3>This witch cat fiasco.

0:36:08.800 --> 0:36:12.080
<v Speaker 5>Okay, I believe in the peline this.

0:36:14.920 --> 0:36:18.120
<v Speaker 1>The only reason why they associated with cats with witches

0:36:18.280 --> 0:36:21.200
<v Speaker 1>is because witches would be out there where.

0:36:21.000 --> 0:36:21.840
<v Speaker 3>The cats was.

0:36:21.960 --> 0:36:25.600
<v Speaker 1>The cats outside, and the witches went outside to do

0:36:25.680 --> 0:36:26.240
<v Speaker 1>their ship.

0:36:26.640 --> 0:36:29.240
<v Speaker 3>But they like, we don't even fuck with each other cats.

0:36:29.320 --> 0:36:31.000
<v Speaker 1>Is like, I don't be fucking with no witches, and

0:36:31.040 --> 0:36:33.000
<v Speaker 1>which is like you ain't never seen me fuck with

0:36:33.080 --> 0:36:33.640
<v Speaker 1>no cats.

0:36:33.800 --> 0:36:35.360
<v Speaker 3>Then niggas is just around.

0:36:36.719 --> 0:36:40.440
<v Speaker 5>It's like it's Cripson bloods in the same neighborhood.

0:36:40.760 --> 0:36:41.040
<v Speaker 3>Freak.

0:36:42.440 --> 0:36:45.600
<v Speaker 1>And I want to ask a serious question now, how

0:36:45.719 --> 0:36:50.680
<v Speaker 1>in the world could a cat possibly strangle a baby?

0:36:51.200 --> 0:36:56.600
<v Speaker 3>And these niggas have got these little hands, like, okay,

0:36:58.400 --> 0:36:59.000
<v Speaker 3>get a clip.

0:36:59.320 --> 0:37:00.160
<v Speaker 5>I think I got I.

0:37:02.160 --> 0:37:04.880
<v Speaker 2>Think I got an idea. It's not They're not choking

0:37:04.960 --> 0:37:09.919
<v Speaker 2>a baby, right, It's not like it's not like it's

0:37:10.000 --> 0:37:12.080
<v Speaker 2>like a laying on the body.

0:37:12.719 --> 0:37:16.120
<v Speaker 7>Is like a sleeper hold on the baby.

0:37:16.160 --> 0:37:17.120
<v Speaker 5>You're imagined.

0:37:18.280 --> 0:37:20.440
<v Speaker 3>Is you ain't gonna here choking no baby.

0:37:21.360 --> 0:37:23.960
<v Speaker 2>That's because he knows you're not pregnant. Yeah.

0:37:24.160 --> 0:37:27.920
<v Speaker 1>Oh that's like Brooklyn, Am I pregnant?

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<v Speaker 3>Have a baby?

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<v Speaker 5>Brooklyn say something?

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<v Speaker 7>Man, you gotta This is a podcast, it's an audio medium.

0:37:48.320 --> 0:37:53.160
<v Speaker 7>So so with that, it also got me thinking about

0:37:53.200 --> 0:37:56.520
<v Speaker 7>all the other things that we use animals for in

0:37:56.560 --> 0:38:00.680
<v Speaker 7>regards to detection. Right, it seems like scientists said have

0:38:00.680 --> 0:38:04.319
<v Speaker 7>have gone beyond using animals for pregnancy, even though they

0:38:04.320 --> 0:38:07.120
<v Speaker 7>do believe they can identify it. But like, for example,

0:38:07.160 --> 0:38:13.719
<v Speaker 7>for infectious diseases, cats, dogs, mice, pigeons, and even fruitflies

0:38:13.760 --> 0:38:16.440
<v Speaker 7>have all been used to track a growing sickness in

0:38:16.480 --> 0:38:17.520
<v Speaker 7>a person's body.

0:38:17.600 --> 0:38:20.080
<v Speaker 2>Oh, everybody knows the pigeons can smell the clap, though

0:38:20.080 --> 0:38:20.719
<v Speaker 2>that's not new.

0:38:23.040 --> 0:38:28.400
<v Speaker 3>I've never heard that you want to smell the clasp.

0:38:31.600 --> 0:38:33.360
<v Speaker 2>They used to call it the flat because.

0:38:33.160 --> 0:38:37.440
<v Speaker 5>The pigeons, you put it up against your crotch.

0:38:37.560 --> 0:38:38.399
<v Speaker 2>You see what you see?

0:38:38.400 --> 0:38:39.280
<v Speaker 5>What the pigeon does.

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<v Speaker 1>Let me tell you some of the animals are very

0:38:44.080 --> 0:38:47.520
<v Speaker 1>intuitive and they do have detective skills. That's why you

0:38:47.640 --> 0:38:52.319
<v Speaker 1>got Scooby Doo. You had, you had dark one duck

0:38:52.600 --> 0:38:57.360
<v Speaker 1>right doing his ship. You had what's his name whatever,

0:38:57.400 --> 0:38:58.040
<v Speaker 1>his name.

0:38:58.040 --> 0:39:00.759
<v Speaker 2>Was even the baby he saw some crimes?

0:39:01.320 --> 0:39:02.360
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, it was.

0:39:02.520 --> 0:39:04.759
<v Speaker 1>And what was the one that the German shepherd that

0:39:04.920 --> 0:39:06.760
<v Speaker 1>was Sherlock Holmes for a while.

0:39:07.239 --> 0:39:10.680
<v Speaker 2>Oh, Protective McGruff, Protective macdruff mc.

0:39:12.480 --> 0:39:15.600
<v Speaker 5>I love that you you promoted him to detective. Good

0:39:15.600 --> 0:39:27.160
<v Speaker 5>for you, officer mc. I think he was just if

0:39:27.160 --> 0:39:30.520
<v Speaker 5>I'm not mistaken, scruff McGruff was just a snitch that

0:39:30.680 --> 0:39:35.200
<v Speaker 5>like promoted himself to like a commissioner level snitch. Like,

0:39:35.280 --> 0:39:37.960
<v Speaker 5>I don't think he actually was a police officer.

0:39:38.440 --> 0:39:41.719
<v Speaker 3>Why don't you school He said he was a detective.

0:39:42.200 --> 0:39:45.000
<v Speaker 5>Well that's the problem is it was one of those

0:39:45.040 --> 0:39:48.560
<v Speaker 5>things where he got real loosey goosey with his title.

0:39:48.800 --> 0:39:52.359
<v Speaker 5>But if you remember correctly, scruff McGruff was asking you

0:39:52.400 --> 0:39:54.680
<v Speaker 5>to mail in a letter if you saw a crime.

0:39:54.800 --> 0:39:56.600
<v Speaker 5>That's not police ship. Do you know what I mean?

0:39:56.640 --> 0:39:59.359
<v Speaker 3>He was like, I mean, that's true. But remember back

0:39:59.360 --> 0:40:01.319
<v Speaker 3>in the day, old school Niggas week.

0:40:01.400 --> 0:40:06.719
<v Speaker 1>That's how we moved these kids down.

0:40:06.800 --> 0:40:08.239
<v Speaker 3>They can do something immediately.

0:40:08.320 --> 0:40:09.800
<v Speaker 1>Back in the day, you had to go to the

0:40:09.840 --> 0:40:12.239
<v Speaker 1>stationary store, you had to get a letter, you had

0:40:12.239 --> 0:40:14.600
<v Speaker 1>to go to the post office get a stamp, you

0:40:14.680 --> 0:40:17.400
<v Speaker 1>had to go to staples, get a pen. Then you

0:40:17.560 --> 0:40:20.279
<v Speaker 1>had to go home, you had to write it, then

0:40:20.320 --> 0:40:21.360
<v Speaker 1>you had to phld it.

0:40:21.520 --> 0:40:23.800
<v Speaker 3>Then you had to pH somebody to lick the stamp

0:40:23.840 --> 0:40:26.080
<v Speaker 3>in the letter. Then you had to wait to.

0:40:26.040 --> 0:40:28.320
<v Speaker 1>Get a ride to go back to the post office.

0:40:28.360 --> 0:40:30.040
<v Speaker 1>Then you had to wait for the post office to

0:40:30.080 --> 0:40:32.560
<v Speaker 1>open up. Then you had to Then when you stood

0:40:32.560 --> 0:40:34.560
<v Speaker 1>in line for about an hour, they said, no, you

0:40:34.600 --> 0:40:36.520
<v Speaker 1>gotta go outside and put it in the post box.

0:40:36.600 --> 0:40:39.439
<v Speaker 1>We don't do that kind of service in line. So, yeah,

0:40:39.520 --> 0:40:41.839
<v Speaker 1>it would take a long time to get a message out.

0:40:42.000 --> 0:40:44.840
<v Speaker 7>And all of that's to say, do all that in

0:40:44.880 --> 0:40:47.279
<v Speaker 7>the message just says, Hey, somebody trying to kill me.

0:40:49.200 --> 0:40:50.160
<v Speaker 3>That's what I was saying.

0:40:50.600 --> 0:40:53.560
<v Speaker 1>I listen, I just got the invitation to my kindergarten

0:40:53.600 --> 0:40:57.799
<v Speaker 1>graduation in the mail last week.

0:40:58.160 --> 0:41:00.799
<v Speaker 3>I just found out I graduated from kindergard.

0:41:05.400 --> 0:41:10.200
<v Speaker 5>Well scruff McGruff, Detective McGruff, as you also, I don't know, I.

0:41:10.160 --> 0:41:14.800
<v Speaker 3>Think you gotta be with the way you about scrubber.

0:41:14.600 --> 0:41:15.440
<v Speaker 2>That's what I'm saying.

0:41:15.920 --> 0:41:17.960
<v Speaker 5>I just don't love the police as much as y'all do.

0:41:18.120 --> 0:41:20.640
<v Speaker 5>Let's just say I don't. I'm not that big a

0:41:20.680 --> 0:41:23.720
<v Speaker 5>fan of the police, but Apparently y'all are big fans,

0:41:23.760 --> 0:41:26.000
<v Speaker 5>and I apologize. I didn't say I was a fan.

0:41:26.080 --> 0:41:27.240
<v Speaker 5>I said he's a detective.

0:41:27.320 --> 0:41:28.439
<v Speaker 2>That's just a naming thing.

0:41:28.480 --> 0:41:32.920
<v Speaker 7>That's I just don't honor their titles as deeply as

0:41:33.000 --> 0:41:33.400
<v Speaker 7>y'all do.

0:41:34.160 --> 0:41:36.880
<v Speaker 3>Okay, all right, all.

0:41:36.160 --> 0:41:38.280
<v Speaker 2>Right, I still think there's something to be unpack.

0:41:38.800 --> 0:41:41.840
<v Speaker 5>But this, actually, this is a good transition into the

0:41:41.920 --> 0:41:44.120
<v Speaker 5>last little thing that reminded me of is that there

0:41:44.160 --> 0:41:47.759
<v Speaker 5>obviously are the bomb dogs at the airport, which on

0:41:47.920 --> 0:41:50.960
<v Speaker 5>many occasions white people have told me don't worry, they're

0:41:51.000 --> 0:41:53.840
<v Speaker 5>not there to detect any drugs. But I don't believe

0:41:53.880 --> 0:41:56.120
<v Speaker 5>that even for a second. I don't I don't think

0:41:56.120 --> 0:41:56.720
<v Speaker 5>that's true.

0:41:57.040 --> 0:41:59.720
<v Speaker 3>Oh No, they definitely did is to detect drugs.

0:42:00.080 --> 0:42:01.960
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and that's how I feel too. I was just

0:42:02.000 --> 0:42:05.040
<v Speaker 2>in the DC airport yesterday. I flew home yesterday. They

0:42:05.080 --> 0:42:07.839
<v Speaker 2>had the dog come by my row of people four

0:42:07.920 --> 0:42:11.080
<v Speaker 2>different times in like twenty minutes. Watch so many dogs,

0:42:11.120 --> 0:42:11.919
<v Speaker 2>Watch so much dog.

0:42:12.600 --> 0:42:15.239
<v Speaker 3>You was because you was there, and they kept saying,

0:42:15.280 --> 0:42:15.759
<v Speaker 3>you sure, this.

0:42:15.800 --> 0:42:20.759
<v Speaker 1>Nigga ain't not nothing. Yeah, I'm over there about him

0:42:20.760 --> 0:42:21.239
<v Speaker 1>real quickly.

0:42:21.520 --> 0:42:24.160
<v Speaker 2>I definitely, I definitely looked like somebody who left the

0:42:24.200 --> 0:42:25.640
<v Speaker 2>eighth in his bag on accident.

0:42:29.120 --> 0:42:31.640
<v Speaker 5>The dogs like he got some drugs and he got

0:42:31.680 --> 0:42:32.400
<v Speaker 5>a bitch pregnant.

0:42:32.400 --> 0:42:36.160
<v Speaker 7>But that's that's what I know about to go through.

0:42:35.960 --> 0:42:37.440
<v Speaker 3>My suitcase every time.

0:42:37.480 --> 0:42:39.239
<v Speaker 1>I got to go through my suitcase and make sure

0:42:39.360 --> 0:42:42.200
<v Speaker 1>my carry on don't have no vibrators and drugs in it,

0:42:42.400 --> 0:42:45.719
<v Speaker 1>because every time I be forgetting, like, oh shit, I

0:42:45.719 --> 0:42:47.640
<v Speaker 1>gotta go back and ship.

0:42:47.840 --> 0:42:49.520
<v Speaker 5>Will they stop you for the vibrator?

0:42:49.920 --> 0:42:53.000
<v Speaker 1>They don't, but it's embarrassing, you know, it's like you

0:42:53.040 --> 0:42:54.319
<v Speaker 1>know what I mean, Like, so you.

0:42:54.320 --> 0:42:55.839
<v Speaker 3>Don't want to be bothered with that, but they will

0:42:55.880 --> 0:42:57.560
<v Speaker 3>stop you for the drugs. You know.

0:42:58.160 --> 0:43:00.600
<v Speaker 1>Listen, sometimes you forget and I want about to say, oh,

0:43:00.640 --> 0:43:02.239
<v Speaker 1>my friend was playing a goof and left over.

0:43:03.239 --> 0:43:04.960
<v Speaker 3>I was like, because I wear glasses, so I really

0:43:04.960 --> 0:43:07.279
<v Speaker 3>don't want to slow. And I was like, I said,

0:43:07.320 --> 0:43:08.840
<v Speaker 3>oh no, my friend left the goof.

0:43:08.880 --> 0:43:11.520
<v Speaker 1>It was a little teeny roach in there, and I said, oh,

0:43:11.560 --> 0:43:13.160
<v Speaker 1>there was a goof, but it was I forgot to

0:43:13.200 --> 0:43:15.080
<v Speaker 1>finish it at the party that from the night before,

0:43:15.120 --> 0:43:16.120
<v Speaker 1>and I put it in my purse.

0:43:16.680 --> 0:43:19.279
<v Speaker 2>I mean, I got to be honest. Between drugs and

0:43:19.320 --> 0:43:21.319
<v Speaker 2>sex toys, I don't know which one I would rather

0:43:21.360 --> 0:43:22.640
<v Speaker 2>be caught with at the airport.

0:43:23.200 --> 0:43:25.040
<v Speaker 3>Well, as a man, you don't want no sex with

0:43:25.080 --> 0:43:25.680
<v Speaker 3>a woman.

0:43:25.520 --> 0:43:26.239
<v Speaker 5>That's what I'm saying.

0:43:26.239 --> 0:43:28.000
<v Speaker 2>What am I gonna? I feel like the weed is

0:43:28.000 --> 0:43:29.480
<v Speaker 2>a lot easier to explain away.

0:43:30.120 --> 0:43:32.239
<v Speaker 5>But I also feel like if I put a if

0:43:32.239 --> 0:43:34.439
<v Speaker 5>I put a dildo in my bag, they're not gonna

0:43:34.440 --> 0:43:39.440
<v Speaker 5>ask me to open my bag. They don't want to

0:43:39.440 --> 0:43:40.319
<v Speaker 5>talk about that either.

0:43:41.000 --> 0:43:43.000
<v Speaker 3>Let me tell you something. You better hope it ain't

0:43:43.040 --> 0:43:44.520
<v Speaker 3>no black women in it, because it was black women,

0:43:44.600 --> 0:43:45.080
<v Speaker 3>and they not.

0:43:45.040 --> 0:43:48.640
<v Speaker 1>Only gonna they want to ask you about it while

0:43:48.680 --> 0:43:52.520
<v Speaker 1>you still haven't even cleared the other side. So sir,

0:43:53.320 --> 0:43:55.640
<v Speaker 1>we got to talk to you about Wait a minute,

0:43:55.680 --> 0:44:00.520
<v Speaker 1>is this you okay? We got to pull to the side, Tammy, No,

0:44:00.680 --> 0:44:02.920
<v Speaker 1>because I don't why he got a dildough in his

0:44:03.040 --> 0:44:03.759
<v Speaker 1>bag like that?

0:44:04.480 --> 0:44:06.680
<v Speaker 2>Also, why is it always got to be a deal though?

0:44:06.680 --> 0:44:09.920
<v Speaker 2>Why can't Linston could have a pocket pussy? I like that,

0:44:10.000 --> 0:44:10.920
<v Speaker 2>Thank you, David.

0:44:11.880 --> 0:44:13.840
<v Speaker 1>Why would you travel with a pocket pussy where you

0:44:13.840 --> 0:44:15.680
<v Speaker 1>can go pay some bits and give you some hap

0:44:15.680 --> 0:44:17.160
<v Speaker 1>hazard pausee wherever.

0:44:16.880 --> 0:44:29.640
<v Speaker 2>You go far more complicated business.

0:44:25.600 --> 0:44:28.840
<v Speaker 3>Out and and get dick. Because we have that. We

0:44:28.960 --> 0:44:30.800
<v Speaker 3>also you don't want to seem like you're desperate.

0:44:31.160 --> 0:44:33.080
<v Speaker 1>You don't want to seem like you can't get none,

0:44:33.239 --> 0:44:34.960
<v Speaker 1>and you don't want to seem like you're loose. So

0:44:35.040 --> 0:44:38.319
<v Speaker 1>women gotta kind of hint around and flirt and you

0:44:38.360 --> 0:44:40.680
<v Speaker 1>know all this stuff. Man, you could just go buy

0:44:40.719 --> 0:44:42.759
<v Speaker 1>some chick on the street and like, hey, are you

0:44:42.800 --> 0:44:45.760
<v Speaker 1>a prostitute?

0:44:46.840 --> 0:44:49.319
<v Speaker 2>All my dark skinned kings listening to this podcast, this

0:44:49.480 --> 0:44:51.000
<v Speaker 2>is a setup. Do not listen to.

0:44:53.160 --> 0:44:53.200
<v Speaker 3>You.

0:44:53.360 --> 0:44:56.480
<v Speaker 7>Just don't let the light skinny go and light skinned,

0:44:56.719 --> 0:44:59.600
<v Speaker 7>light skinned lovers, y'all also don't listen to this.

0:44:59.760 --> 0:45:02.680
<v Speaker 2>Just he likes to walk up to a woman, and

0:45:02.760 --> 0:45:04.560
<v Speaker 2>like to walk up to a woman. Look at a

0:45:04.640 --> 0:45:12.520
<v Speaker 2>tatoos has got a slice change this trap his light eyes.

0:45:12.640 --> 0:45:14.680
<v Speaker 5>I'm over here and I'm in a car. Heart hoodie,

0:45:14.719 --> 0:45:16.040
<v Speaker 5>I'm going if I get.

0:45:15.880 --> 0:45:20.720
<v Speaker 3>You, you gotta stop. You listen. You a handsome man too, yourself.

0:45:20.719 --> 0:45:22.880
<v Speaker 2>I cannot be asking these ladies on the street if

0:45:22.880 --> 0:45:23.680
<v Speaker 2>they're prostitutes.

0:45:23.960 --> 0:45:25.799
<v Speaker 3>You don't they looks like.

0:45:25.840 --> 0:45:28.879
<v Speaker 1>Don't they I don't know how prostitution works. Don't they have.

0:45:30.440 --> 0:45:33.160
<v Speaker 3>Where they got? How they else they advertise? If they

0:45:33.160 --> 0:45:34.560
<v Speaker 3>don't tell you that they prostituted me.

0:45:34.600 --> 0:45:37.720
<v Speaker 5>They got those spinning sign things, but it's it's a dick.

0:45:40.719 --> 0:45:44.000
<v Speaker 6>That blows up in the window.

0:45:43.840 --> 0:45:46.160
<v Speaker 3>How else are you supposed to find out that your prostitute?

0:45:46.200 --> 0:45:49.800
<v Speaker 2>You don't ask, probably because the thirty baby pussy goes.

0:45:54.239 --> 0:45:56.880
<v Speaker 5>All right, I think we did it. I think that'll

0:45:57.640 --> 0:46:03.480
<v Speaker 5>that's gonna do what everything we need to do. This

0:46:03.560 --> 0:46:05.719
<v Speaker 5>is so much fun. And as always, if you want

0:46:05.760 --> 0:46:08.440
<v Speaker 5>to send us your own drops, your own conspiracy theories,

0:46:08.600 --> 0:46:10.920
<v Speaker 5>if you want to complain about all the horrible things

0:46:10.960 --> 0:46:13.840
<v Speaker 5>we said about pussy ghosts, please send those things to

0:46:13.960 --> 0:46:16.520
<v Speaker 5>mymama pod at gmail dot com. We would love to

0:46:16.520 --> 0:46:18.520
<v Speaker 5>hear from you. Give us a call at eight for

0:46:18.800 --> 0:46:22.960
<v Speaker 5>four little moms. We want to talk to you. That's

0:46:23.000 --> 0:46:24.799
<v Speaker 5>about it. By bitch.

0:46:31.560 --> 0:46:32.360
<v Speaker 3>Chips and your.

0:46:34.520 --> 0:46:39.399
<v Speaker 4>Quality bears are racist.

0:46:38.760 --> 0:46:46.239
<v Speaker 5>The last money turney stuff I can't tell me