Speaker 1: Oh okay, he got kidney he got kidney problem. Well, listen,
Speaker 1: we already got somebody in the house that go on
Speaker 1: dis the German Shepherd on dialods too, so he wouldn't cut.
Speaker 2: Out Tide exactly.
Speaker 3: He lives.
Speaker 2: He lives behind the safeway now right here, that's Kroger's problem.
Speaker 4: Chips in yours a racist? Oh money.
Speaker 3: Turnkey stuff.
Speaker 5: I can't tell me. Yep, yep, yep, there it is,
Speaker 5: there it is. Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to another phenomenal
Speaker 5: episode of My Mama Told Me.
Speaker 2: The podcast where we dive deep into the pockets of
Speaker 2: black conspiracy theories.
Speaker 5: And we finally work to prove that herschel Walker is
Speaker 5: what happens when he put Walter Peyton in the Lazarretz
Speaker 5: fits and that motherfucker comeback different. Yeah, you brought him
Speaker 5: back to life, But at what cost is the question that.
Speaker 2: We want to know.
Speaker 5: You know, I hate that guy, Herchel Walker. I hate
Speaker 5: You're not a You're not a rabbit, herschel Walker.
Speaker 2: I hate the goal line Stalker. I hate it all.
Speaker 2: The only thing he ever did is get traded to
Speaker 2: build the Cowboys dynasty.
Speaker 5: Damn, So you weren't even a fan back before he
Speaker 5: was dancing like a monkey in front of people. You
Speaker 5: already know I could feel it.
Speaker 2: I could feel it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, like this motherfucker go retire and act real different.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I just knew it. It's like him and Terry Crews.
Speaker 2: I called it from I called I called my shot.
Speaker 5: Damn were you hold on? And I'm sorry, we haven't
Speaker 5: even introduced to ourselves. I'm your host, Langston Kerman. But
Speaker 5: but are you saying that? From the beginning of like
Speaker 5: Pop Locking Terry Crews, you were like, I know this.
Speaker 2: White girls, Terry Crews. I was like, he's not on
Speaker 2: my side. I don't know why. I couldn't verbalize it.
Speaker 2: I didn't know what I felt.
Speaker 5: After next Terry Crews, you're telling me you you had
Speaker 5: an instinct Damon.
Speaker 2: I didn't. I didn't think Damon was on my side.
Speaker 2: I knew it. I knew it.
Speaker 5: That's tough early on that you might be psychic, big dog,
Speaker 5: I don't know.
Speaker 2: That's what I've always said.
Speaker 5: Look, we we can't bullshit anymore about any of these
Speaker 5: mega coons. We we have a we have a wonderful
Speaker 5: guest today. She's she's phenomenal, she's so funny. She's she
Speaker 5: is a writer and actress of a fucking hilarious comedian.
Speaker 5: You know her from her work on Life and Beth.
Speaker 5: You know her from her work on Flatbush Misdemeanor. So funny.
Speaker 5: Give it up for our guests, miss y'aminika sounder, thank you.
Speaker 3: Thank you so much. You said, uh, what did you say?
Speaker 3: What kind of coon?
Speaker 5: Mega coons?
Speaker 3: Mega coon? I call them industrial strength grom coons.
Speaker 6: Oh I like that because yeah, this this level to
Speaker 6: the coonidge and so sometimes you need you get that
Speaker 6: concentrated coon nigga. Yeah, you know, just add twenty percent
Speaker 6: water to get him going.
Speaker 3: He'll strength.
Speaker 5: Yeah, this is that police grade coon. Yeah, you gotta
Speaker 5: buy it a costco coon.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I got that coon at the restaurant's supply store.
Speaker 3: Ye.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I know a guy who sells coons.
Speaker 3: Oh man, But.
Speaker 1: You got to be creative now you say coon because Instagram,
Speaker 1: they you know, they they can't have the population that
Speaker 1: helps them keep keep the negroes in check feeling bad
Speaker 1: about themselves. So you can get you can band if
Speaker 1: you say cool, you can get blocked and all kinds
Speaker 1: of stuff. So you gotta say I always say that thing.
Speaker 1: That rhymes would boom.
Speaker 3: Just to throw them off.
Speaker 5: The Yeah, they can't. Instagram's little algorithm can't figure out
Speaker 5: what that means.
Speaker 2: Everybody knows coons are bad and rhymes and you heard
Speaker 2: it here first.
Speaker 5: Yeah, ya a nigga. We're very excited that you're here
Speaker 5: with us today because you came with the conspiracy theory
Speaker 5: that that is oftentimes in this show, I think, and David,
Speaker 5: you can speak to this. Some of the conspiracy theories
Speaker 5: can be devastating and jarring and make you feel sad
Speaker 5: and yucky on the inside. Yeah, but this one, this one,
Speaker 5: I would say, is the opposite of that. This is
Speaker 5: a nice, feel good conspiracy theory that I I don't
Speaker 5: think I see a lot of harm in. It's it's
Speaker 5: exciting they will be harm. Oh, well, I'm speaking way
Speaker 5: too soon.
Speaker 3: Absolutely. I was like, oh, I'm starting with harm.
Speaker 7: Okay. Here, I was thinking we were gonna have a
Speaker 7: sweet episode. My mistake, No, you got ya ana here.
Speaker 3: What have I ever been sweet?
Speaker 5: Please listen? I wanted to see I had in my heart,
Speaker 5: but you said my mama told me animals know when
Speaker 5: you're pregnant.
Speaker 1: Absolutely, First of all, because the animals got to know
Speaker 1: when one of their predators is about to arrive on earth.
Speaker 1: That a petting zoo, you would understand that kids are
Speaker 1: predators animals.
Speaker 3: You have, Yeah, these petting zoos they try to at like, oh,
Speaker 3: the petting zoo. What a petting zoo? And it's so.
Speaker 1: No, it should be called a scraping zoo. It should
Speaker 1: be called a poking zoo. It's anything but petting. It's
Speaker 1: you're two years old, yeah, aintally probe.
Speaker 3: And a pig.
Speaker 1: The pig's gonna remember you forever. I mean, it's the
Speaker 1: worst thing. And so every now and then you ever notice,
Speaker 1: like every now and then every couple of years, like
Speaker 1: an animal just haul off and chew the shit out
Speaker 1: of a four year old.
Speaker 3: Let's say that they just like they just be snatching
Speaker 3: them out of nowhere. They getting them.
Speaker 2: Back, Okay, but you can confirm you've seen a child
Speaker 2: put a finger in the pig.
Speaker 1: I used to I tape something at a petting zoo.
Speaker 1: And I used to go to this place that has
Speaker 1: a petting zoo. I go to I shouldn't tell people,
Speaker 1: but whatever I give them a little people say, I
Speaker 1: go to the Queen's County Fair almost every year. I
Speaker 1: do the corn maize because I'm a I'm corny.
Speaker 3: So I love a good hay ride. I grew up.
Speaker 1: I grew up in Aberdeen, Maryland, and it was like
Speaker 1: a lot of foliage around and you see the colors
Speaker 1: turn and so I'm a good I love a hay ride.
Speaker 1: I love the apple picking, I love the cider. I
Speaker 1: love pumpkin bread baking. I love you know, the ever
Speaker 1: complete fall baby. Plus I was born in November, so
Speaker 1: I'm a complete fall scorpio baby, like everything about it,
Speaker 1: the christness all that. So you have like a lot
Speaker 1: of petting zus and these kids are they're the worst
Speaker 1: when it comes to these animals that the parent, the
Speaker 1: parent just leaves the kid at the petting area. You know,
Speaker 1: it's like and as if the animal is gonna raise
Speaker 1: the kid. It's like you gotta stay there and watch it.
Speaker 1: Make sure that this kid that you know, your kids
Speaker 1: stoop too stupid to know. As many times as you said,
Speaker 1: don't turn the stove on, this motherfucker is still gonna
Speaker 1: put his hands on.
Speaker 3: The stove and cook his damn hands up.
Speaker 1: You think he's not gonna try to put his pinky
Speaker 1: finger in the ass of a lamb.
Speaker 2: You know what, I do think that, and that's why
Speaker 2: I'm a bad parent. That's why I don't have kids.
Speaker 1: Yeah, wait, you're a bad parent without having kids, you
Speaker 1: just know.
Speaker 2: That's that's why I don't have children, because I would
Speaker 2: leave him around the animal. I'd be like, you're not
Speaker 2: going to try to fingerfunk that donkey, and then my
Speaker 2: kid gets chicked.
Speaker 1: Now, these kids are whild Listen. Remember Disneyland that alligated
Speaker 1: chew that two year old up? Remember and then they
Speaker 1: was like, then come to find out, they was like, oh,
Speaker 1: the man the alligator was in a man made link.
Speaker 3: So that means Disneyland didn't like the children neither, because
Speaker 3: they put an alligator their kids up.
Speaker 1: So it's like, you know, and and at some point
Speaker 1: when the alligator started chewing up the two year old,
Speaker 1: you think at some point he had a moment with
Speaker 1: himself and he's like, oh, this is a human kid.
Speaker 3: He didn't stop the process, nor did he spit him out.
Speaker 3: He continued to chew up the kid.
Speaker 1: I'm telling you, they know what's going on with these children,
Speaker 1: and one by one, every couple of years, they going
Speaker 1: to reduce the child population by chewing the fuck up
Speaker 1: out of a two year old.
Speaker 5: Wow. Okay, here's what I will say that I went
Speaker 5: to the La County Fair not too long ago, and
Speaker 5: they had a turtle like uh, little like petting zoo
Speaker 5: of sorts where they just put like three big tortoises
Speaker 5: out for kids to like feel the shell and shit. Yeah,
Speaker 5: and then.
Speaker 1: The tortos jump in there and they that's why they
Speaker 1: don't come out. They go in there and they go
Speaker 1: give them some hard ship where the animal can disappear.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it truly. They they left it too open, and
Speaker 5: kids were like picking up the fucking tortoises and moving
Speaker 5: them around and like running with them. And it's like, no,
Speaker 5: this is this is abuse. This is truly the holocaust
Speaker 5: for these these fucking hard Yeah.
Speaker 1: And they but see the thing about it is they
Speaker 1: knew that the children were violent, so instead of closing
Speaker 1: down pet and zoos.
Speaker 3: They gonna get them a harder pets to violate. R. Right,
Speaker 3: it's not getting rid of the petan zoos.
Speaker 1: Let's give them something harder for them to try to violate.
Speaker 1: And then tortos gotta go inside his shell, make a
Speaker 1: couple of phone calls. It's like, and how many of
Speaker 1: it tortoises had to damn some gang graffiti sprayed on
Speaker 1: their back. You cannot leave children around pets. You could
Speaker 1: only let children play with it. Things that can fight back. Dinosaurs,
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. Tarantulas, lions, You got to like,
Speaker 1: stop with the cute animals. Start giving these niggas aggressing
Speaker 1: animals that's gonna fight back. Send them down there with
Speaker 1: that pizza rat. See if that pizza is fucking around.
Speaker 1: That's why you don't see little kids in New York
Speaker 1: messing around like that, because they gotta fuck with rats, so.
Speaker 3: They already respect the animal kingdom.
Speaker 1: It's these kids that be living in Wyoming and ship
Speaker 1: like that, and they got little bunny food food. You
Speaker 1: see how violent that song is? He blocking them on
Speaker 1: the fit in there and block people. I'm telling you
Speaker 1: little white children that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, why you on the head.
Speaker 2: From way back here?
Speaker 3: What kind of damn violence is this?
Speaker 5: And so and so you're saying that their instinct to
Speaker 5: be able to identify when someone is pregnant is merely
Speaker 5: them identifying their their greatest predator approaching.
Speaker 1: Absolutely, they gotta know, they go, yeah, did you hear
Speaker 1: like if you if you live in Connecticut and you
Speaker 1: live in a one of them town homes, you know,
Speaker 1: the duplex if you call it with the top and
Speaker 1: the bottom, and then Teresa lives at four C and
Speaker 1: Teresa's pregnant. I'm telling you, the pomeranian that lives downstairs
Speaker 1: knows that Teresa is pregnant because he knows in about
Speaker 1: nine months is gonna be a little nigga sitting next
Speaker 1: to him on the couch being introduced with some tea
Speaker 1: and crumpets that he gonna have to get familiar with.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, right.
Speaker 5: For those of you that didn't see, David licked his
Speaker 5: finger and then put it in a pretend asshole. So
Speaker 5: I don't want our listeners at home to miss the goods,
Speaker 5: you know, yeah.
Speaker 1: You gotta you gotta feel it all. I'm telling you
Speaker 1: I watched these videos with the new born baby and
Speaker 1: and and you know, I feel bad for these babies
Speaker 1: the dogs because like, especially with the dogs, the cats
Speaker 1: don't give a fuck about a newborn baby coming because
Speaker 1: the cat's like, listen.
Speaker 3: This nigga, do two three things. I don't like. You
Speaker 3: gonna wake up one day and the nigga not even
Speaker 3: gonna be here.
Speaker 1: Now the dog. It's like, who is this coming into
Speaker 1: my environment? And then they instantly make the baby the master.
Speaker 3: Of the dog. It's like, you know, it should be
Speaker 3: the other way around. The dog been here, the baby.
Speaker 3: Need to listen to the dog.
Speaker 2: Baby food, Get the baby the dog, That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you got to get you a cat.
Speaker 7: I just love the idea of this child being like, hey, mom,
Speaker 7: can I go outside?
Speaker 5: And she's like, I don't know. You got to ask
Speaker 5: the dog. And then this baby's just now that now
Speaker 5: it's dog and baby.
Speaker 3: Dog is over there going railroad.
Speaker 5: Well, you kept your promise.
Speaker 7: This was not the innocuous cute thing that I thought
Speaker 7: that we were gonna jump into, and.
Speaker 5: It proved me the fuck wrong immediately. Good for you.
Speaker 5: We're gonna take a break. We'll be back with more
Speaker 5: Yaminica Saunders and more. My mama told me.
Speaker 4: Your goddamn heads smooth off.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we're back. We're back with more Yaminica Sonders more.
Speaker 7: My mama told me David Bori is now fully in
Speaker 7: charge of the drops.
Speaker 5: And they have changed.
Speaker 2: They I'm getting that we're gonna figure it out.
Speaker 5: He's doing gorgeous work. They're unbelievably funny. We're still disgusting
Speaker 5: the possibility that animals cannot only locate or identify when
Speaker 5: someone's pregnant, but are in fact doing that as a
Speaker 5: way of arming themselves against their their pending enemy.
Speaker 2: Can I say, and I just want to say a
Speaker 2: little bit of history for my past when this came up.
Speaker 2: I have so many not so many. I have two
Speaker 2: different friends who this is gonna get graphic before it
Speaker 2: gets better. They went and got an abortion, and they
Speaker 2: saw a dog immediately after. And two different women have
Speaker 2: told me the dog would not quit sniffing their pussy
Speaker 2: post abortion. WHOA, yeah, two different two different women have
Speaker 2: told me, was it.
Speaker 3: Two white women? Because you know, sometimes with white women
Speaker 3: leave stuff behind. You don't deliver on a tow the sights.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: You just maybe realize I don't know how abortions work,
Speaker 2: because you said that, and I was like, maybe they do.
Speaker 2: It's one Hispanic woman and one white woman, so maybe
Speaker 2: maybe they left it behind. But they said both of them,
Speaker 2: I went and got an abortion, came to see a
Speaker 2: dog blowing up my pussy.
Speaker 5: Whoa? And so and so in theory this is the
Speaker 5: dog now, knowing.
Speaker 2: That I think the dog is. It's like when you
Speaker 2: see a ghost where you're like, oh, ship, I got.
Speaker 3: Not a ghost.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a baby pussy ghost. I think is what
Speaker 2: the dog like?
Speaker 3: They were the vortex of the pussy. Maybe it's a
Speaker 3: portal where I mean.
Speaker 2: The we're gonna go there Where else would a baby
Speaker 2: ghost go? It's only been one place.
Speaker 7: That's that's they would not imagine a world outside of it.
Speaker 1: I can't believe I'm not high in this now. That
Speaker 1: made me have a high moment. Where else would the
Speaker 1: baby go? Has only been one place?
Speaker 3: Is facts?
Speaker 2: Think about it? Think about it, wouldn't know to go
Speaker 2: to China to check out the wall. It's like I've
Speaker 2: been in this pussy.
Speaker 5: I'm not leaving.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, wow, I mean wow, my mind's blown min too,
Speaker 2: because now I'm worried that there's a lot of ladies
Speaker 2: walking around with baby pussy ghosts.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Oh listen, some of these ladies.
Speaker 1: They got ten to twelve peace body baby pussy ghost everywhere.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and that's why it's important to choose the right one, right.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Like, damn, you got a ghost nursery and your.
Speaker 2: Pussy babe, all different kinds. You got an Asian one
Speaker 2: in man.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Everyone.
Speaker 1: And that's why the infamel. Remember when the infamel went bad?
Speaker 3: Because all these ghosts.
Speaker 1: Baby, he's out here hovering around the pussy saying, we
Speaker 1: don't want no more infa them.
Speaker 2: What I worry about the ghost babies hovering around the
Speaker 2: pussy is are they fouling shit up? Are they like
Speaker 2: I don't want any brothers and sisters? Or do they
Speaker 2: want more? That's what I want to know.
Speaker 5: Oh, that like the they're forcing eggs and and nut
Speaker 5: together to make well.
Speaker 2: Like you know how when you hear about a ghost
Speaker 2: in a house and it's like slamming doors and shaking
Speaker 2: windows get you out of the house. The ghost is like,
Speaker 2: I don't want you to be in my house anymore.
Speaker 5: It's on its own.
Speaker 1: Yes, that babies, I would imagine that they probably sit
Speaker 1: around like at the Kentucky Kentucky Derby as they watched
Speaker 1: the race of the sperms, trying to the egg right
Speaker 1: and then the place in their bed.
Speaker 3: So who will make it right?
Speaker 2: Because once again, yeah, because once again that baby's never
Speaker 2: been anywhere. That's the exciting thing going on in the pushy, right,
Speaker 2: is the race to I.
Speaker 1: Mean got to be it every now and then there's
Speaker 1: a visit to the balls, you know, or they just like, oh,
Speaker 1: it's a new dick.
Speaker 3: Now she wants to stop messing with.
Speaker 1: With Ricky because I see it's the chef is a
Speaker 1: little lighter this time.
Speaker 5: It's coming more towards me than it was before.
Speaker 2: Is it in? It's inside the pussy? I think so, well,
Speaker 2: it could be hovering around. I'm sure it could be
Speaker 2: everywhere I thought it was. I imagine finding out out
Speaker 2: front like a seven to eleven parking lot.
Speaker 5: It was just like, oh, you mean like a corner store, baby.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like it's smoking, black and miles outside the pussy
Speaker 2: trying to.
Speaker 5: Get a quarter from everybody.
Speaker 1: It's a black and yellow no where you're from, little nigga.
Speaker 5: Are you gonna have any change when you come back out?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: We we we over here, we live over by the
Speaker 3: fallopian teams.
Speaker 7: Well, this defeated the purpose of even having a topic
Speaker 7: today now that I mean.
Speaker 1: It's no reason to try to debunk it. It's on.
Speaker 3: Animals are very smart.
Speaker 2: That's the energy I like on this podcast.
Speaker 1: True and animals are intuitive. They have to live on
Speaker 1: a set Listen, Animals have to be very aware because
Speaker 1: their environment is the outside.
Speaker 3: Plus, especially for dogs.
Speaker 1: Do you know how many dogs every day have to
Speaker 1: dodge a lonely white woman trying to bring him into
Speaker 1: our house and put him in an outfit. They gotta
Speaker 1: be able to dodge that ship. They gotta go up
Speaker 1: the Discovery channel one night and this dog ran away
Speaker 1: thirteen times from this lady named married and he said, oh, well,
Speaker 1: the dog keep runing away.
Speaker 3: She said, I don't know what the dog. We love him,
Speaker 3: So you don't want to be over there with you.
Speaker 2: That's a scary that's a scary world. Like one false
Speaker 2: move and you could be a white lady's baby.
Speaker 3: You donna live well.
Speaker 1: But you're not gonna be comfortable because they're gonna put
Speaker 1: you in every outfit on the man.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're gonna take you on airplanes. That's not where
Speaker 2: you're supposed to be. You fuck up.
Speaker 3: Oh boy.
Speaker 1: In my last flight, she had a cat out the
Speaker 1: cage on the plane and she walked to the bathroom
Speaker 1: with the nigga on her shoulder. I said, white women
Speaker 1: are undefeated in the training animals to be an inconvenience game.
Speaker 5: Well, here's my problem with that is there are air
Speaker 5: marshals on every flight. Why don't they get involved? Like
Speaker 5: why isn't that the point where like a police officer,
Speaker 5: because this is against the law, Like what's the law?
Speaker 2: There's no why you can't do do with the cat.
Speaker 1: But see that's the thing is not but it should be.
Speaker 1: I was concerned for the cat girl. He's thirty five
Speaker 1: thousand dollars miles up in the feet in the air
Speaker 1: and you got this damn cat. The cat was looking
Speaker 1: around like what the what is going on up there?
Speaker 1: Because cat couldn't even And then what was even worse
Speaker 1: is that she was in first class.
Speaker 3: I was in Delta one.
Speaker 1: So the cat was up when he realized he wasn't
Speaker 1: even in the premium premium paces, he had an attitude like, bitch,
Speaker 1: you didn't give me a Delta one ticket.
Speaker 3: Bit you got me back here first class, first class.
Speaker 1: I'm just minding one of my nine lives up here
Speaker 1: in this plane for you to have me an economy
Speaker 1: plus it.
Speaker 2: I mean, I feel like what we're all saying here
Speaker 2: is that white women need to be put on the
Speaker 2: terrorism list.
Speaker 1: I think people when it comes, especially when it comes
Speaker 1: to animals. You did you see the white woman breastfeeding
Speaker 1: the lamb.
Speaker 2: I hope you send me a link. I mean somebody
Speaker 2: to send me a link.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I look forward to send it to you.
Speaker 1: But but listen, you got you get the good with
Speaker 1: the bad because some of the best pet parents I
Speaker 1: know are white women, because they will, you know, black
Speaker 1: people when as soon as our animals get to the
Speaker 1: point where you know, not me. I spent a lot
Speaker 1: of money on my baby before before he passed. He
Speaker 1: had cancer. I did everything I could keep him alive.
Speaker 1: But you know, back in the day, black people used
Speaker 1: to like the animal get one little problem.
Speaker 3: We put them right outside.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying to go, Well, you know
Speaker 1: the nasstime you gonna last year?
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's a lord's problem. Now, okay, let me run
Speaker 5: some of this research by you, because I imagine it's
Speaker 5: only gonna Yeah, I did research for this ship.
Speaker 3: Okay, let me put my smart hat on. Now.
Speaker 5: Honestly, it's not it's not that smart, but I do
Speaker 5: google searches and then.
Speaker 3: I I, okay, I'm excited. I want to see what
Speaker 3: you came up with.
Speaker 5: So it turns out that what you're suggesting is not
Speaker 5: as far fetched an idea as you would think. They
Speaker 5: say that dogs and cats have both demonstrated the ability
Speaker 5: to recognize early pregnancy, sometimes even before the pregnant person
Speaker 5: has confirmed they are pregnant, although in cats in particular,
Speaker 5: they seem to be the best pregnancy detectives. They're the
Speaker 5: they're the closest to like a good detective for the ship.
Speaker 1: That's how I found I had fertility issues because my
Speaker 1: cats never come around me at all.
Speaker 2: Broken.
Speaker 5: There ain't nothing over there I need to see. So
Speaker 5: one of the essential tools for detection, apparently, is because
Speaker 5: of their sense of mal that like when a person
Speaker 5: becomes pregnant, your body begins producing more progesterone, estrogen and
Speaker 5: human you know, one of these hCG is what it's
Speaker 5: called hormones, which subsequently changes your your personal scent and
Speaker 5: alerts the animal of your pregnancy.
Speaker 2: So does that And this is another personal story. I
Speaker 2: knew a guy. No, this is a man, this is
Speaker 2: this is a man. This is a man. He used
Speaker 2: to claim that he could smell when a woman was
Speaker 2: on her period. Yeah, he would say he could smell it.
Speaker 2: Sometimes like we'd be in a we get out of
Speaker 2: a car with somebody, be like, man, I could smell
Speaker 2: shoes on her period? Is there a possibility that, like,
Speaker 2: you know, with the proper training, that I could, I could.
Speaker 3: No, First of all, you don't want to.
Speaker 1: I mean either he was smelling chicks on a period
Speaker 1: or somebody left some rusty coins in the cupholder. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's like, but also who out here trying to he
Speaker 1: need to resprainer order?
Speaker 2: If you that close to me, No, it wasn't.
Speaker 5: I want to let it be.
Speaker 2: I don't want to play my man out. It wasn't like.
Speaker 3: No, there's no way to make it you trying to.
Speaker 2: He wasn't going down. He was sniffing like her chair.
Speaker 2: It was like he would just be sitting next to
Speaker 2: someone and he claimed he could he could smell.
Speaker 1: Well, you should have told him he needed to go
Speaker 1: into being a O, B G Y N. If he
Speaker 1: got that kind of stup wherever he is, he needed
Speaker 1: he need to be the next doctor clean.
Speaker 3: He cuts a hostable.
Speaker 2: I'm just trying to learn from myself. I just want
Speaker 2: a situation where I don't have to be buying planning
Speaker 2: b Like if I.
Speaker 5: Don't know that you're gonna be able to acquire this superpower.
Speaker 3: Yeah postman.
Speaker 1: Uh men a pause, that's what I heard. Yeah, the
Speaker 1: older women, now look at me.
Speaker 3: Why I'm going to keep that ship together.
Speaker 2: I don't mind if they don't keep it together. Quite frankly, now, okay,
Speaker 2: now we got to talk.
Speaker 1: Now, you let the bitch go and lose her. Looks you,
Speaker 1: every woman gonna be after you because we tired.
Speaker 2: That's what numbers on the board, Baby, numbers on the board.
Speaker 3: Bab need some number ones on the board.
Speaker 1: We're gonna we're gonna take you to the Essence Festival
Speaker 1: and have you go to the Tai p Henson speak
Speaker 1: and there ain't nothing but a bunch of old black
Speaker 1: bitches over there.
Speaker 3: So or say older.
Speaker 2: I think if I went to fest, I could lie
Speaker 2: and say I go through Taraji's acceptance speech, get like, oh,
Speaker 2: I'm nobody special. I'm nobody special.
Speaker 1: I mean I did I did right, I worked on
Speaker 1: the Yeah yeah yeah, it be.
Speaker 3: Like what oh yeah, well girl, let me go out. Yeah.
Speaker 3: This young man he said he was.
Speaker 5: Writing that's how.
Speaker 4: Girl.
Speaker 3: Okay girl, yeah yeah, honey.
Speaker 1: And they they're gonna diep that thing on you hard too.
Speaker 1: You say she gonna get you some extra strokes.
Speaker 5: And that's the exact right person to be writing for it,
Speaker 5: because Taraji tell it like it is, you.
Speaker 2: Know what I mean.
Speaker 7: She'sus is cued into the way that these niggas need
Speaker 7: to hear it, and she got it.
Speaker 3: I love so much. Yeah. But but animals, But let's
Speaker 3: just say this real quick.
Speaker 1: Animals do because like my cats, they have a sensitivity
Speaker 1: where they can hear. Their ear sensitivity is thirty times
Speaker 1: stronger than in humans. So a lot of times there's
Speaker 1: a difference. They know when I'm coming off the elevator
Speaker 1: to get to my apartment versus when somebody else is
Speaker 1: coming to the door, when a delivery person is coming.
Speaker 1: I watch them act differently in a bunch of different situations.
Speaker 1: So they're already very cued in to to the environment,
Speaker 1: and especially when the environment isn't closed because any changes
Speaker 1: to that dynamic. Even just relationships. You know, when a
Speaker 1: cat or a dog is with maybe a single woman
Speaker 1: and then she gets into a relationship, they have to
Speaker 1: get a tune of their partners. I've watched my cat's
Speaker 1: judge my exes, you know, be close to some be
Speaker 1: nervous of others. You know, I go off of their
Speaker 1: vibe to see who I should and should not trust
Speaker 1: in my home.
Speaker 2: Were they are they correct?
Speaker 5: Usually?
Speaker 1: Yeah, every time my cat Brooklyn, when he gets involved,
Speaker 1: he's never been wrong about a person. And then my
Speaker 1: new cat, Richard Pryor, he's somebody that doesn't come out
Speaker 1: at all. Yeah, he's so cute, he doesn't come out
Speaker 1: at all. Oh, he's the best. Richard Pryor so on.
Speaker 3: Is then my other baby who passed for his magazine
Speaker 3: so on this he passed.
Speaker 1: But whenever I see Brooklyn come out and then come
Speaker 1: over to somebody that I know that person has a
Speaker 1: good spirit because he doesn't play around. And then Prior,
Speaker 1: because Prior is so anti social, if he gets comfortable
Speaker 1: enough to come out while you're here at all, I'm like, okay,
Speaker 1: I can fuck with that person, because it completely off
Speaker 1: of vibes.
Speaker 5: And so one of the things that that the research
Speaker 5: actually speaks to is that being completely true that in fact,
Speaker 5: one of the reasons that they think that animals are
Speaker 5: able to detect pregnancy is because of shifts in your posture,
Speaker 5: shifts in the way that like your sort of like
Speaker 5: energy is being carried in your body. That like, they're
Speaker 5: so in tune with our physical movements and are are
Speaker 5: sort of like even our patterns as like humans. That like,
Speaker 5: if you start doing shit differently every day than you
Speaker 5: were doing before, they subsequently interpret that as a change
Speaker 5: in your being and then are able to identify pregnancy
Speaker 5: because of it. I like that, don't do that.
Speaker 3: And I was just talking nicely about y'all. Y'all decided
Speaker 3: to get over here and start fighting.
Speaker 7: Oh boy, if y'all are unclear about what's happening, y'aminika
Speaker 7: is cussing the fuck out of some cats.
Speaker 3: So I have a Brooklyn.
Speaker 1: Brooklyn is a senior and prior is the young whipper snappers.
Speaker 1: So sometimes he just be messing with Brooklyn and Brooklyn
Speaker 1: just be taking it because Brooklyn's a senior citizen and
Speaker 1: he don't want to fight.
Speaker 2: I have heard that, Brooklyn, keep on taking it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, look at.
Speaker 5: I'm sorry that happened to you.
Speaker 2: Brooklyn.
Speaker 5: You seem like a.
Speaker 3: Nice guy, but he no not to get out of
Speaker 3: that plate.
Speaker 5: Thank you for your service, Brooklyn. You uh you served
Speaker 5: Y'aminika's home, Uh excellently.
Speaker 3: He does. He's a sweet I love my.
Speaker 2: Babies Langston, Can I ask you a question about your research?
Speaker 3: Hell?
Speaker 2: Yeah, is there anywhere where you found out that maybe
Speaker 2: a cat could tell if I had gotten someone break?
Speaker 4: So?
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I thought there were no stupid questions.
Speaker 5: This is not I actually think that the research suggests
Speaker 5: that a cat might be able to tell if you
Speaker 5: got someone pregnant. It would not necessarily be reflected in
Speaker 5: them being like, hey, dog, I think I got some
Speaker 5: bad news for you type shit. But it's said that basically,
Speaker 5: like part of the way that cats demonstrate when someone
Speaker 5: is pregnant is by getting closer to that person, largely like,
Speaker 5: for example, they can detect body heat. Apparently, body heat
Speaker 5: is a big difference between us and cats. Cats run
Speaker 5: twenty percent hotter than humans do, which is why when
Speaker 5: a person becomes pregnant their blood increases. The blood flow increases,
Speaker 5: subsequently making their body hotter, and cats are attracted to
Speaker 5: that body heat. They'll like then become much more snugly,
Speaker 5: especially cats that like previously wouldn't even fuck with you,
Speaker 5: you get pregnant, and suddenly they're like always wanted to
Speaker 5: be on top of you. That said, if you got
Speaker 5: somebody pregnant, I think you'd be sweating, you'd be stressing.
Speaker 5: Maybe that increases your body heat and subsequently makes the
Speaker 5: cat want to be closer.
Speaker 2: Okay, so if a cat is nice to me, I
Speaker 2: got somebody you guys.
Speaker 3: Right, And if you hear a hiss the house.
Speaker 2: No these to know.
Speaker 5: So these small changes sort of being at the core
Speaker 5: of this it so it got me asking questions because
Speaker 5: it reminded me, I guess, or all of this of
Speaker 5: like the cats being able to detect and like the
Speaker 5: relationship with babies. And I'm sure you all remember this.
Speaker 7: I've always associated cats as being like a negative with children,
Speaker 7: like like murderers of kids.
Speaker 5: I don't know if you've ever heard that old wives tale.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, they say they they'll eat They even say
Speaker 1: like if you dying around and they eat you.
Speaker 2: I think I've heard that eat your cheeks off. They'll
Speaker 2: eat your cheeks off.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean cat.
Speaker 1: My cats actively chew on me in the morning, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean, Like if it gets to a
Speaker 1: point where I'm not waking up fast enough to get
Speaker 1: them some food that I've had my hit, my hair
Speaker 1: chewed on. You know, they they will lay right on
Speaker 1: the things that you know, cut off your life soauce.
Speaker 5: So that's what they're talking about with the babies though,
Speaker 5: is that like apparently in history there are there there
Speaker 5: was a theory at least that cats would lay on
Speaker 5: babies faces and suffocate the Yeah. Yeah, and what is
Speaker 5: what does the cat get out of that?
Speaker 2: Though?
Speaker 3: Apparently?
Speaker 7: Yeah, according to Yaminika, it's it's cutting off a motherfucker
Speaker 7: that's gonna get on their nerves in the future.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you something I've watched. I've watched people
Speaker 1: think it's cute for bait. Like I've had friends bring
Speaker 1: their babies over to my house and the cats, you know,
Speaker 1: don't want to be bothered. And I tell these I
Speaker 1: tell a little girl and the little boys that come here,
Speaker 1: I said, listen, if he wow out, you understand you
Speaker 1: did it. You know what I'm saying, don't bother him.
Speaker 1: He don't want to be bothered by you. Now, sometimes
Speaker 1: they'll come over there, they're intrigued by the children.
Speaker 3: They'll put it.
Speaker 1: But it's always the children that keep to themselves. Then
Speaker 1: they feel comfortable. But the ones that are running around
Speaker 1: and jumping all over the place and walla wall, they
Speaker 1: can't take it.
Speaker 5: So what ends up becoming particularly interesting in relation to
Speaker 5: these cats murdering, and I think it's fair that you
Speaker 5: would argue, hey, my cat got to kill this kid.
Speaker 5: That's on them there Apparently this entire sort of like
Speaker 5: I guess old wives tale came out of an article
Speaker 5: from the Annual Register in seventeen ninety one. January twenty fifth,
Speaker 5: seventeen ninety one, a child of eighteen months was found
Speaker 5: dead near Plymouth and it appeared on the coroner's inquest
Speaker 5: that the child died in consequent of a cat sucking
Speaker 5: its breath, thereby occasing a strangulation, is what it says.
Speaker 5: The why did they put it on a cat?
Speaker 1: Why did they put it on a rock? I mean,
Speaker 1: who there letting babies be born in Plymouth? Where is
Speaker 1: laying on them?
Speaker 3: Because sometimes they be blaming the.
Speaker 5: You know what I'm saying, the rock did that? The
Speaker 5: the what's interesting about what you're saying is that is
Speaker 5: that actually a lot of what people suggest about cats
Speaker 5: strangulate or you know, killing fucking kids is completely false,
Speaker 5: and that this was actually all born of the association
Speaker 5: cats had with witches. That people believed cats to be
Speaker 5: associated with witches. So anytime a baby died via something
Speaker 5: like SIDS. They would presume that the cat being in
Speaker 5: the room meant that the cat had murdered the kid,
Speaker 5: instead of just being honest, being like, oh, be clear up.
Speaker 3: This witch cat fiasco.
Speaker 5: Okay, I believe in the peline this.
Speaker 1: The only reason why they associated with cats with witches
Speaker 1: is because witches would be out there where.
Speaker 3: The cats was.
Speaker 1: The cats outside, and the witches went outside to do
Speaker 1: their ship.
Speaker 3: But they like, we don't even fuck with each other cats.
Speaker 1: Is like, I don't be fucking with no witches, and
Speaker 1: which is like you ain't never seen me fuck with
Speaker 1: no cats.
Speaker 3: Then niggas is just around.
Speaker 5: It's like it's Cripson bloods in the same neighborhood.
Speaker 3: Freak.
Speaker 1: And I want to ask a serious question now, how
Speaker 1: in the world could a cat possibly strangle a baby?
Speaker 3: And these niggas have got these little hands, like, okay,
Speaker 3: get a clip.
Speaker 5: I think I got I.
Speaker 2: Think I got an idea. It's not They're not choking
Speaker 2: a baby, right, It's not like it's not like it's
Speaker 2: like a laying on the body.
Speaker 7: Is like a sleeper hold on the baby.
Speaker 5: You're imagined.
Speaker 3: Is you ain't gonna here choking no baby.
Speaker 2: That's because he knows you're not pregnant. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Oh that's like Brooklyn, Am I pregnant?
Speaker 3: Have a baby?
Speaker 5: Brooklyn say something?
Speaker 7: Man, you gotta This is a podcast, it's an audio medium.
Speaker 7: So so with that, it also got me thinking about
Speaker 7: all the other things that we use animals for in
Speaker 7: regards to detection. Right, it seems like scientists said have
Speaker 7: have gone beyond using animals for pregnancy, even though they
Speaker 7: do believe they can identify it. But like, for example,
Speaker 7: for infectious diseases, cats, dogs, mice, pigeons, and even fruitflies
Speaker 7: have all been used to track a growing sickness in
Speaker 7: a person's body.
Speaker 2: Oh, everybody knows the pigeons can smell the clap, though
Speaker 2: that's not new.
Speaker 3: I've never heard that you want to smell the clasp.
Speaker 2: They used to call it the flat because.
Speaker 5: The pigeons, you put it up against your crotch.
Speaker 2: You see what you see?
Speaker 5: What the pigeon does.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you some of the animals are very
Speaker 1: intuitive and they do have detective skills. That's why you
Speaker 1: got Scooby Doo. You had, you had dark one duck
Speaker 1: right doing his ship. You had what's his name whatever,
Speaker 1: his name.
Speaker 2: Was even the baby he saw some crimes?
Speaker 5: Yeah, it was.
Speaker 1: And what was the one that the German shepherd that
Speaker 1: was Sherlock Holmes for a while.
Speaker 2: Oh, Protective McGruff, Protective macdruff mc.
Speaker 5: I love that you you promoted him to detective. Good
Speaker 5: for you, officer mc. I think he was just if
Speaker 5: I'm not mistaken, scruff McGruff was just a snitch that
Speaker 5: like promoted himself to like a commissioner level snitch. Like,
Speaker 5: I don't think he actually was a police officer.
Speaker 3: Why don't you school He said he was a detective.
Speaker 5: Well that's the problem is it was one of those
Speaker 5: things where he got real loosey goosey with his title.
Speaker 5: But if you remember correctly, scruff McGruff was asking you
Speaker 5: to mail in a letter if you saw a crime.
Speaker 5: That's not police ship. Do you know what I mean?
Speaker 3: He was like, I mean, that's true. But remember back
Speaker 3: in the day, old school Niggas week.
Speaker 1: That's how we moved these kids down.
Speaker 3: They can do something immediately.
Speaker 1: Back in the day, you had to go to the
Speaker 1: stationary store, you had to get a letter, you had
Speaker 1: to go to the post office get a stamp, you
Speaker 1: had to go to staples, get a pen. Then you
Speaker 1: had to go home, you had to write it, then
Speaker 1: you had to phld it.
Speaker 3: Then you had to pH somebody to lick the stamp
Speaker 3: in the letter. Then you had to wait to.
Speaker 1: Get a ride to go back to the post office.
Speaker 1: Then you had to wait for the post office to
Speaker 1: open up. Then you had to Then when you stood
Speaker 1: in line for about an hour, they said, no, you
Speaker 1: gotta go outside and put it in the post box.
Speaker 1: We don't do that kind of service in line. So, yeah,
Speaker 1: it would take a long time to get a message out.
Speaker 7: And all of that's to say, do all that in
Speaker 7: the message just says, Hey, somebody trying to kill me.
Speaker 3: That's what I was saying.
Speaker 1: I listen, I just got the invitation to my kindergarten
Speaker 1: graduation in the mail last week.
Speaker 3: I just found out I graduated from kindergard.
Speaker 5: Well scruff McGruff, Detective McGruff, as you also, I don't know, I.
Speaker 3: Think you gotta be with the way you about scrubber.
Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 5: I just don't love the police as much as y'all do.
Speaker 5: Let's just say I don't. I'm not that big a
Speaker 5: fan of the police, but Apparently y'all are big fans,
Speaker 5: and I apologize. I didn't say I was a fan.
Speaker 5: I said he's a detective.
Speaker 2: That's just a naming thing.
Speaker 7: That's I just don't honor their titles as deeply as
Speaker 7: y'all do.
Speaker 3: Okay, all right, all.
Speaker 2: Right, I still think there's something to be unpack.
Speaker 5: But this, actually, this is a good transition into the
Speaker 5: last little thing that reminded me of is that there
Speaker 5: obviously are the bomb dogs at the airport, which on
Speaker 5: many occasions white people have told me don't worry, they're
Speaker 5: not there to detect any drugs. But I don't believe
Speaker 5: that even for a second. I don't I don't think
Speaker 5: that's true.
Speaker 3: Oh No, they definitely did is to detect drugs.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and that's how I feel too. I was just
Speaker 2: in the DC airport yesterday. I flew home yesterday. They
Speaker 2: had the dog come by my row of people four
Speaker 2: different times in like twenty minutes. Watch so many dogs,
Speaker 2: Watch so much dog.
Speaker 3: You was because you was there, and they kept saying,
Speaker 3: you sure, this.
Speaker 1: Nigga ain't not nothing. Yeah, I'm over there about him
Speaker 1: real quickly.
Speaker 2: I definitely, I definitely looked like somebody who left the
Speaker 2: eighth in his bag on accident.
Speaker 5: The dogs like he got some drugs and he got
Speaker 5: a bitch pregnant.
Speaker 7: But that's that's what I know about to go through.
Speaker 3: My suitcase every time.
Speaker 1: I got to go through my suitcase and make sure
Speaker 1: my carry on don't have no vibrators and drugs in it,
Speaker 1: because every time I be forgetting, like, oh shit, I
Speaker 1: gotta go back and ship.
Speaker 5: Will they stop you for the vibrator?
Speaker 1: They don't, but it's embarrassing, you know, it's like you
Speaker 1: know what I mean, Like, so you.
Speaker 3: Don't want to be bothered with that, but they will
Speaker 3: stop you for the drugs. You know.
Speaker 1: Listen, sometimes you forget and I want about to say, oh,
Speaker 1: my friend was playing a goof and left over.
Speaker 3: I was like, because I wear glasses, so I really
Speaker 3: don't want to slow. And I was like, I said,
Speaker 3: oh no, my friend left the goof.
Speaker 1: It was a little teeny roach in there, and I said, oh,
Speaker 1: there was a goof, but it was I forgot to
Speaker 1: finish it at the party that from the night before,
Speaker 1: and I put it in my purse.
Speaker 2: I mean, I got to be honest. Between drugs and
Speaker 2: sex toys, I don't know which one I would rather
Speaker 2: be caught with at the airport.
Speaker 3: Well, as a man, you don't want no sex with
Speaker 3: a woman.
Speaker 5: That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: What am I gonna? I feel like the weed is
Speaker 2: a lot easier to explain away.
Speaker 5: But I also feel like if I put a if
Speaker 5: I put a dildo in my bag, they're not gonna
Speaker 5: ask me to open my bag. They don't want to
Speaker 5: talk about that either.
Speaker 3: Let me tell you something. You better hope it ain't
Speaker 3: no black women in it, because it was black women,
Speaker 3: and they not.
Speaker 1: Only gonna they want to ask you about it while
Speaker 1: you still haven't even cleared the other side. So sir,
Speaker 1: we got to talk to you about Wait a minute,
Speaker 1: is this you okay? We got to pull to the side, Tammy, No,
Speaker 1: because I don't why he got a dildough in his
Speaker 1: bag like that?
Speaker 2: Also, why is it always got to be a deal though?
Speaker 2: Why can't Linston could have a pocket pussy? I like that,
Speaker 2: Thank you, David.
Speaker 1: Why would you travel with a pocket pussy where you
Speaker 1: can go pay some bits and give you some hap
Speaker 1: hazard pausee wherever.
Speaker 2: You go far more complicated business.
Speaker 3: Out and and get dick. Because we have that. We
Speaker 3: also you don't want to seem like you're desperate.
Speaker 1: You don't want to seem like you can't get none,
Speaker 1: and you don't want to seem like you're loose. So
Speaker 1: women gotta kind of hint around and flirt and you
Speaker 1: know all this stuff. Man, you could just go buy
Speaker 1: some chick on the street and like, hey, are you
Speaker 1: a prostitute?
Speaker 2: All my dark skinned kings listening to this podcast, this
Speaker 2: is a setup. Do not listen to.
Speaker 3: You.
Speaker 7: Just don't let the light skinny go and light skinned,
Speaker 7: light skinned lovers, y'all also don't listen to this.
Speaker 2: Just he likes to walk up to a woman, and
Speaker 2: like to walk up to a woman. Look at a
Speaker 2: tatoos has got a slice change this trap his light eyes.
Speaker 5: I'm over here and I'm in a car. Heart hoodie,
Speaker 5: I'm going if I get.
Speaker 3: You, you gotta stop. You listen. You a handsome man too, yourself.
Speaker 2: I cannot be asking these ladies on the street if
Speaker 2: they're prostitutes.
Speaker 3: You don't they looks like.
Speaker 1: Don't they I don't know how prostitution works. Don't they have.
Speaker 3: Where they got? How they else they advertise? If they
Speaker 3: don't tell you that they prostituted me.
Speaker 5: They got those spinning sign things, but it's it's a dick.
Speaker 6: That blows up in the window.
Speaker 3: How else are you supposed to find out that your prostitute?
Speaker 2: You don't ask, probably because the thirty baby pussy goes.
Speaker 5: All right, I think we did it. I think that'll
Speaker 5: that's gonna do what everything we need to do. This
Speaker 5: is so much fun. And as always, if you want
Speaker 5: to send us your own drops, your own conspiracy theories,
Speaker 5: if you want to complain about all the horrible things
Speaker 5: we said about pussy ghosts, please send those things to
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Speaker 5: about it. By bitch.
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