1 00:00:01,840 --> 00:00:04,920 Speaker 1: Oh okay, he got kidney he got kidney problem. Well, listen, 2 00:00:04,960 --> 00:00:06,960 Speaker 1: we already got somebody in the house that go on 3 00:00:07,040 --> 00:00:11,240 Speaker 1: dis the German Shepherd on dialods too, so he wouldn't cut. 4 00:00:11,080 --> 00:00:12,240 Speaker 2: Out Tide exactly. 5 00:00:12,280 --> 00:00:12,600 Speaker 3: He lives. 6 00:00:12,720 --> 00:00:27,280 Speaker 2: He lives behind the safeway now right here, that's Kroger's problem. 7 00:00:28,320 --> 00:00:39,080 Speaker 4: Chips in yours a racist? Oh money. 8 00:00:40,120 --> 00:00:40,800 Speaker 3: Turnkey stuff. 9 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:47,760 Speaker 5: I can't tell me. Yep, yep, yep, there it is, 10 00:00:47,880 --> 00:00:51,760 Speaker 5: there it is. Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to another phenomenal 11 00:00:51,840 --> 00:00:53,760 Speaker 5: episode of My Mama Told Me. 12 00:00:54,000 --> 00:00:56,600 Speaker 2: The podcast where we dive deep into the pockets of 13 00:00:56,600 --> 00:00:58,360 Speaker 2: black conspiracy theories. 14 00:00:58,400 --> 00:01:02,400 Speaker 5: And we finally work to prove that herschel Walker is 15 00:01:02,440 --> 00:01:05,880 Speaker 5: what happens when he put Walter Peyton in the Lazarretz 16 00:01:05,920 --> 00:01:10,200 Speaker 5: fits and that motherfucker comeback different. Yeah, you brought him 17 00:01:10,240 --> 00:01:13,240 Speaker 5: back to life, But at what cost is the question that. 18 00:01:13,160 --> 00:01:13,800 Speaker 2: We want to know. 19 00:01:14,080 --> 00:01:19,160 Speaker 5: You know, I hate that guy, Herchel Walker. I hate 20 00:01:19,280 --> 00:01:22,199 Speaker 5: You're not a You're not a rabbit, herschel Walker. 21 00:01:22,280 --> 00:01:25,040 Speaker 2: I hate the goal line Stalker. I hate it all. 22 00:01:26,680 --> 00:01:28,880 Speaker 2: The only thing he ever did is get traded to 23 00:01:28,880 --> 00:01:30,600 Speaker 2: build the Cowboys dynasty. 24 00:01:30,800 --> 00:01:33,520 Speaker 5: Damn, So you weren't even a fan back before he 25 00:01:33,720 --> 00:01:36,800 Speaker 5: was dancing like a monkey in front of people. You 26 00:01:37,160 --> 00:01:38,679 Speaker 5: already know I could feel it. 27 00:01:38,760 --> 00:01:39,520 Speaker 2: I could feel it. 28 00:01:39,920 --> 00:01:43,760 Speaker 5: Yeah, like this motherfucker go retire and act real different. 29 00:01:44,200 --> 00:01:46,720 Speaker 2: Yeah. I just knew it. It's like him and Terry Crews. 30 00:01:46,880 --> 00:01:49,000 Speaker 2: I called it from I called I called my shot. 31 00:01:49,320 --> 00:01:52,760 Speaker 5: Damn were you hold on? And I'm sorry, we haven't 32 00:01:52,760 --> 00:01:59,720 Speaker 5: even introduced to ourselves. I'm your host, Langston Kerman. But 33 00:01:59,720 --> 00:02:02,960 Speaker 5: but are you saying that? From the beginning of like 34 00:02:03,160 --> 00:02:06,520 Speaker 5: Pop Locking Terry Crews, you were like, I know this. 35 00:02:06,520 --> 00:02:08,720 Speaker 2: White girls, Terry Crews. I was like, he's not on 36 00:02:08,760 --> 00:02:11,680 Speaker 2: my side. I don't know why. I couldn't verbalize it. 37 00:02:12,320 --> 00:02:14,280 Speaker 2: I didn't know what I felt. 38 00:02:14,720 --> 00:02:17,280 Speaker 5: After next Terry Crews, you're telling me you you had 39 00:02:17,320 --> 00:02:18,320 Speaker 5: an instinct Damon. 40 00:02:18,800 --> 00:02:21,639 Speaker 2: I didn't. I didn't think Damon was on my side. 41 00:02:21,720 --> 00:02:23,080 Speaker 2: I knew it. I knew it. 42 00:02:23,840 --> 00:02:27,680 Speaker 5: That's tough early on that you might be psychic, big dog, 43 00:02:27,800 --> 00:02:28,240 Speaker 5: I don't know. 44 00:02:30,760 --> 00:02:31,919 Speaker 2: That's what I've always said. 45 00:02:34,600 --> 00:02:37,640 Speaker 5: Look, we we can't bullshit anymore about any of these 46 00:02:37,880 --> 00:02:41,600 Speaker 5: mega coons. We we have a we have a wonderful 47 00:02:41,680 --> 00:02:46,040 Speaker 5: guest today. She's she's phenomenal, she's so funny. She's she 48 00:02:46,240 --> 00:02:50,520 Speaker 5: is a writer and actress of a fucking hilarious comedian. 49 00:02:50,639 --> 00:02:52,680 Speaker 5: You know her from her work on Life and Beth. 50 00:02:52,960 --> 00:02:56,040 Speaker 5: You know her from her work on Flatbush Misdemeanor. So funny. 51 00:02:56,040 --> 00:03:01,200 Speaker 5: Give it up for our guests, miss y'aminika sounder, thank you. 52 00:03:01,440 --> 00:03:04,400 Speaker 3: Thank you so much. You said, uh, what did you say? 53 00:03:04,960 --> 00:03:05,799 Speaker 3: What kind of coon? 54 00:03:06,280 --> 00:03:07,640 Speaker 5: Mega coons? 55 00:03:07,280 --> 00:03:11,679 Speaker 3: Mega coon? I call them industrial strength grom coons. 56 00:03:11,800 --> 00:03:15,080 Speaker 6: Oh I like that because yeah, this this level to 57 00:03:15,160 --> 00:03:17,480 Speaker 6: the coonidge and so sometimes you need you get that 58 00:03:17,560 --> 00:03:22,280 Speaker 6: concentrated coon nigga. Yeah, you know, just add twenty percent 59 00:03:22,400 --> 00:03:23,560 Speaker 6: water to get him going. 60 00:03:23,600 --> 00:03:24,200 Speaker 3: He'll strength. 61 00:03:26,120 --> 00:03:28,960 Speaker 5: Yeah, this is that police grade coon. Yeah, you gotta 62 00:03:28,960 --> 00:03:30,200 Speaker 5: buy it a costco coon. 63 00:03:30,280 --> 00:03:33,320 Speaker 3: Yeah. 64 00:03:33,400 --> 00:03:35,760 Speaker 2: I got that coon at the restaurant's supply store. 65 00:03:36,480 --> 00:03:36,600 Speaker 3: Ye. 66 00:03:39,160 --> 00:03:41,680 Speaker 5: Yeah, I know a guy who sells coons. 67 00:03:46,560 --> 00:03:47,360 Speaker 3: Oh man, But. 68 00:03:47,320 --> 00:03:50,400 Speaker 1: You got to be creative now you say coon because Instagram, 69 00:03:51,120 --> 00:03:54,160 Speaker 1: they you know, they they can't have the population that 70 00:03:54,240 --> 00:03:57,480 Speaker 1: helps them keep keep the negroes in check feeling bad 71 00:03:57,480 --> 00:04:00,680 Speaker 1: about themselves. So you can get you can band if 72 00:04:00,680 --> 00:04:02,720 Speaker 1: you say cool, you can get blocked and all kinds 73 00:04:02,720 --> 00:04:05,360 Speaker 1: of stuff. So you gotta say I always say that thing. 74 00:04:05,440 --> 00:04:07,520 Speaker 1: That rhymes would boom. 75 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:10,040 Speaker 3: Just to throw them off. 76 00:04:09,920 --> 00:04:15,800 Speaker 5: The Yeah, they can't. Instagram's little algorithm can't figure out 77 00:04:15,800 --> 00:04:16,600 Speaker 5: what that means. 78 00:04:18,160 --> 00:04:23,480 Speaker 2: Everybody knows coons are bad and rhymes and you heard 79 00:04:23,480 --> 00:04:24,159 Speaker 2: it here first. 80 00:04:25,440 --> 00:04:30,000 Speaker 5: Yeah, ya a nigga. We're very excited that you're here 81 00:04:30,040 --> 00:04:32,719 Speaker 5: with us today because you came with the conspiracy theory 82 00:04:32,760 --> 00:04:36,839 Speaker 5: that that is oftentimes in this show, I think, and David, 83 00:04:37,120 --> 00:04:40,039 Speaker 5: you can speak to this. Some of the conspiracy theories 84 00:04:40,080 --> 00:04:43,080 Speaker 5: can be devastating and jarring and make you feel sad 85 00:04:43,160 --> 00:04:48,880 Speaker 5: and yucky on the inside. Yeah, but this one, this one, 86 00:04:48,880 --> 00:04:50,839 Speaker 5: I would say, is the opposite of that. This is 87 00:04:50,880 --> 00:04:54,320 Speaker 5: a nice, feel good conspiracy theory that I I don't 88 00:04:54,320 --> 00:04:56,640 Speaker 5: think I see a lot of harm in. It's it's 89 00:04:56,680 --> 00:05:01,119 Speaker 5: exciting they will be harm. Oh, well, I'm speaking way 90 00:05:01,160 --> 00:05:01,599 Speaker 5: too soon. 91 00:05:02,279 --> 00:05:04,880 Speaker 3: Absolutely. I was like, oh, I'm starting with harm. 92 00:05:05,520 --> 00:05:08,520 Speaker 7: Okay. Here, I was thinking we were gonna have a 93 00:05:08,560 --> 00:05:11,920 Speaker 7: sweet episode. My mistake, No, you got ya ana here. 94 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:13,280 Speaker 3: What have I ever been sweet? 95 00:05:13,360 --> 00:05:18,080 Speaker 5: Please listen? I wanted to see I had in my heart, 96 00:05:18,640 --> 00:05:24,920 Speaker 5: but you said my mama told me animals know when 97 00:05:24,920 --> 00:05:25,839 Speaker 5: you're pregnant. 98 00:05:29,600 --> 00:05:33,240 Speaker 1: Absolutely, First of all, because the animals got to know 99 00:05:33,440 --> 00:05:38,560 Speaker 1: when one of their predators is about to arrive on earth. 100 00:05:38,680 --> 00:05:42,760 Speaker 1: That a petting zoo, you would understand that kids are 101 00:05:42,839 --> 00:05:45,600 Speaker 1: predators animals. 102 00:05:45,320 --> 00:05:48,160 Speaker 3: You have, Yeah, these petting zoos they try to at like, oh, 103 00:05:48,200 --> 00:05:51,400 Speaker 3: the petting zoo. What a petting zoo? And it's so. 104 00:05:53,279 --> 00:05:56,359 Speaker 1: No, it should be called a scraping zoo. It should 105 00:05:56,440 --> 00:05:59,880 Speaker 1: be called a poking zoo. It's anything but petting. It's 106 00:06:00,240 --> 00:06:02,960 Speaker 1: you're two years old, yeah, aintally probe. 107 00:06:02,720 --> 00:06:03,239 Speaker 3: And a pig. 108 00:06:03,839 --> 00:06:06,680 Speaker 1: The pig's gonna remember you forever. I mean, it's the 109 00:06:06,720 --> 00:06:08,799 Speaker 1: worst thing. And so every now and then you ever notice, 110 00:06:08,839 --> 00:06:11,159 Speaker 1: like every now and then every couple of years, like 111 00:06:11,200 --> 00:06:13,400 Speaker 1: an animal just haul off and chew the shit out 112 00:06:13,400 --> 00:06:14,160 Speaker 1: of a four year old. 113 00:06:14,839 --> 00:06:17,800 Speaker 3: Let's say that they just like they just be snatching 114 00:06:17,839 --> 00:06:19,400 Speaker 3: them out of nowhere. They getting them. 115 00:06:19,240 --> 00:06:22,960 Speaker 2: Back, Okay, but you can confirm you've seen a child 116 00:06:23,000 --> 00:06:24,760 Speaker 2: put a finger in the pig. 117 00:06:25,279 --> 00:06:28,080 Speaker 1: I used to I tape something at a petting zoo. 118 00:06:28,520 --> 00:06:30,600 Speaker 1: And I used to go to this place that has 119 00:06:30,640 --> 00:06:33,279 Speaker 1: a petting zoo. I go to I shouldn't tell people, 120 00:06:33,320 --> 00:06:34,920 Speaker 1: but whatever I give them a little people say, I 121 00:06:34,920 --> 00:06:36,960 Speaker 1: go to the Queen's County Fair almost every year. I 122 00:06:37,000 --> 00:06:41,120 Speaker 1: do the corn maize because I'm a I'm corny. 123 00:06:41,640 --> 00:06:47,400 Speaker 3: So I love a good hay ride. I grew up. 124 00:06:47,480 --> 00:06:50,240 Speaker 1: I grew up in Aberdeen, Maryland, and it was like 125 00:06:50,279 --> 00:06:53,200 Speaker 1: a lot of foliage around and you see the colors 126 00:06:53,240 --> 00:06:56,000 Speaker 1: turn and so I'm a good I love a hay ride. 127 00:06:56,600 --> 00:06:59,920 Speaker 1: I love the apple picking, I love the cider. I 128 00:07:00,160 --> 00:07:03,720 Speaker 1: love pumpkin bread baking. I love you know, the ever 129 00:07:03,920 --> 00:07:06,800 Speaker 1: complete fall baby. Plus I was born in November, so 130 00:07:06,839 --> 00:07:11,960 Speaker 1: I'm a complete fall scorpio baby, like everything about it, 131 00:07:12,120 --> 00:07:14,120 Speaker 1: the christness all that. So you have like a lot 132 00:07:14,160 --> 00:07:17,640 Speaker 1: of petting zus and these kids are they're the worst 133 00:07:17,680 --> 00:07:21,000 Speaker 1: when it comes to these animals that the parent, the 134 00:07:21,120 --> 00:07:25,360 Speaker 1: parent just leaves the kid at the petting area. You know, 135 00:07:25,520 --> 00:07:28,240 Speaker 1: it's like and as if the animal is gonna raise 136 00:07:28,320 --> 00:07:31,040 Speaker 1: the kid. It's like you gotta stay there and watch it. 137 00:07:31,120 --> 00:07:33,559 Speaker 1: Make sure that this kid that you know, your kids 138 00:07:33,560 --> 00:07:36,520 Speaker 1: stoop too stupid to know. As many times as you said, 139 00:07:36,520 --> 00:07:39,120 Speaker 1: don't turn the stove on, this motherfucker is still gonna 140 00:07:39,120 --> 00:07:39,760 Speaker 1: put his hands on. 141 00:07:39,680 --> 00:07:41,160 Speaker 3: The stove and cook his damn hands up. 142 00:07:41,480 --> 00:07:43,960 Speaker 1: You think he's not gonna try to put his pinky 143 00:07:44,040 --> 00:07:45,960 Speaker 1: finger in the ass of a lamb. 144 00:07:47,400 --> 00:07:49,200 Speaker 2: You know what, I do think that, and that's why 145 00:07:49,240 --> 00:07:51,080 Speaker 2: I'm a bad parent. That's why I don't have kids. 146 00:07:51,920 --> 00:07:55,680 Speaker 1: Yeah, wait, you're a bad parent without having kids, you 147 00:07:55,760 --> 00:07:56,080 Speaker 1: just know. 148 00:07:57,760 --> 00:08:02,680 Speaker 2: That's that's why I don't have children, because I would 149 00:08:02,760 --> 00:08:04,320 Speaker 2: leave him around the animal. I'd be like, you're not 150 00:08:04,360 --> 00:08:06,760 Speaker 2: going to try to fingerfunk that donkey, and then my 151 00:08:06,840 --> 00:08:07,559 Speaker 2: kid gets chicked. 152 00:08:07,720 --> 00:08:14,320 Speaker 1: Now, these kids are whild Listen. Remember Disneyland that alligated 153 00:08:14,400 --> 00:08:17,240 Speaker 1: chew that two year old up? Remember and then they 154 00:08:17,360 --> 00:08:20,960 Speaker 1: was like, then come to find out, they was like, oh, 155 00:08:21,440 --> 00:08:24,040 Speaker 1: the man the alligator was in a man made link. 156 00:08:24,120 --> 00:08:26,520 Speaker 3: So that means Disneyland didn't like the children neither, because 157 00:08:26,520 --> 00:08:28,960 Speaker 3: they put an alligator their kids up. 158 00:08:29,360 --> 00:08:33,160 Speaker 1: So it's like, you know, and and at some point 159 00:08:33,200 --> 00:08:35,280 Speaker 1: when the alligator started chewing up the two year old, 160 00:08:35,360 --> 00:08:37,559 Speaker 1: you think at some point he had a moment with 161 00:08:37,679 --> 00:08:39,520 Speaker 1: himself and he's like, oh, this is a human kid. 162 00:08:40,040 --> 00:08:42,960 Speaker 3: He didn't stop the process, nor did he spit him out. 163 00:08:43,120 --> 00:08:44,880 Speaker 3: He continued to chew up the kid. 164 00:08:44,920 --> 00:08:47,280 Speaker 1: I'm telling you, they know what's going on with these children, 165 00:08:47,520 --> 00:08:49,680 Speaker 1: and one by one, every couple of years, they going 166 00:08:49,760 --> 00:08:52,840 Speaker 1: to reduce the child population by chewing the fuck up 167 00:08:52,840 --> 00:08:53,760 Speaker 1: out of a two year old. 168 00:08:54,160 --> 00:08:57,079 Speaker 5: Wow. Okay, here's what I will say that I went 169 00:08:57,160 --> 00:09:01,160 Speaker 5: to the La County Fair not too long ago, and 170 00:09:01,200 --> 00:09:05,120 Speaker 5: they had a turtle like uh, little like petting zoo 171 00:09:05,120 --> 00:09:07,880 Speaker 5: of sorts where they just put like three big tortoises 172 00:09:07,920 --> 00:09:10,720 Speaker 5: out for kids to like feel the shell and shit. Yeah, 173 00:09:10,840 --> 00:09:11,280 Speaker 5: and then. 174 00:09:11,200 --> 00:09:13,520 Speaker 1: The tortos jump in there and they that's why they 175 00:09:13,520 --> 00:09:15,280 Speaker 1: don't come out. They go in there and they go 176 00:09:15,679 --> 00:09:18,400 Speaker 1: give them some hard ship where the animal can disappear. 177 00:09:19,000 --> 00:09:22,319 Speaker 5: Yeah, it truly. They they left it too open, and 178 00:09:22,440 --> 00:09:25,240 Speaker 5: kids were like picking up the fucking tortoises and moving 179 00:09:25,280 --> 00:09:27,679 Speaker 5: them around and like running with them. And it's like, no, 180 00:09:27,840 --> 00:09:31,559 Speaker 5: this is this is abuse. This is truly the holocaust 181 00:09:31,559 --> 00:09:34,560 Speaker 5: for these these fucking hard Yeah. 182 00:09:34,640 --> 00:09:36,680 Speaker 1: And they but see the thing about it is they 183 00:09:36,800 --> 00:09:40,520 Speaker 1: knew that the children were violent, so instead of closing 184 00:09:40,559 --> 00:09:42,320 Speaker 1: down pet and zoos. 185 00:09:42,160 --> 00:09:47,559 Speaker 3: They gonna get them a harder pets to violate. R. Right, 186 00:09:47,640 --> 00:09:49,240 Speaker 3: it's not getting rid of the petan zoos. 187 00:09:49,760 --> 00:09:52,280 Speaker 1: Let's give them something harder for them to try to violate. 188 00:09:52,600 --> 00:09:55,320 Speaker 1: And then tortos gotta go inside his shell, make a 189 00:09:55,320 --> 00:09:59,839 Speaker 1: couple of phone calls. It's like, and how many of 190 00:09:59,920 --> 00:10:03,320 Speaker 1: it tortoises had to damn some gang graffiti sprayed on 191 00:10:03,400 --> 00:10:08,720 Speaker 1: their back. You cannot leave children around pets. You could 192 00:10:08,760 --> 00:10:13,719 Speaker 1: only let children play with it. Things that can fight back. Dinosaurs, 193 00:10:14,400 --> 00:10:18,920 Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. Tarantulas, lions, You got to like, 194 00:10:19,280 --> 00:10:22,600 Speaker 1: stop with the cute animals. Start giving these niggas aggressing 195 00:10:22,760 --> 00:10:26,480 Speaker 1: animals that's gonna fight back. Send them down there with 196 00:10:26,520 --> 00:10:29,320 Speaker 1: that pizza rat. See if that pizza is fucking around. 197 00:10:29,720 --> 00:10:31,760 Speaker 1: That's why you don't see little kids in New York 198 00:10:31,880 --> 00:10:35,240 Speaker 1: messing around like that, because they gotta fuck with rats, so. 199 00:10:35,160 --> 00:10:37,160 Speaker 3: They already respect the animal kingdom. 200 00:10:37,360 --> 00:10:39,920 Speaker 1: It's these kids that be living in Wyoming and ship 201 00:10:40,040 --> 00:10:42,680 Speaker 1: like that, and they got little bunny food food. You 202 00:10:42,679 --> 00:10:45,400 Speaker 1: see how violent that song is? He blocking them on 203 00:10:45,480 --> 00:10:49,200 Speaker 1: the fit in there and block people. I'm telling you 204 00:10:49,200 --> 00:10:50,000 Speaker 1: little white children that. 205 00:10:50,800 --> 00:10:53,320 Speaker 3: Yeah, why you on the head. 206 00:10:54,040 --> 00:10:54,679 Speaker 2: From way back here? 207 00:10:55,880 --> 00:10:57,480 Speaker 3: What kind of damn violence is this? 208 00:10:58,600 --> 00:11:02,160 Speaker 5: And so and so you're saying that their instinct to 209 00:11:02,160 --> 00:11:05,280 Speaker 5: be able to identify when someone is pregnant is merely 210 00:11:05,360 --> 00:11:09,360 Speaker 5: them identifying their their greatest predator approaching. 211 00:11:10,080 --> 00:11:13,000 Speaker 1: Absolutely, they gotta know, they go, yeah, did you hear 212 00:11:13,480 --> 00:11:16,360 Speaker 1: like if you if you live in Connecticut and you 213 00:11:16,480 --> 00:11:19,840 Speaker 1: live in a one of them town homes, you know, 214 00:11:20,200 --> 00:11:22,839 Speaker 1: the duplex if you call it with the top and 215 00:11:22,880 --> 00:11:26,640 Speaker 1: the bottom, and then Teresa lives at four C and 216 00:11:26,880 --> 00:11:31,520 Speaker 1: Teresa's pregnant. I'm telling you, the pomeranian that lives downstairs 217 00:11:32,120 --> 00:11:35,360 Speaker 1: knows that Teresa is pregnant because he knows in about 218 00:11:35,440 --> 00:11:37,840 Speaker 1: nine months is gonna be a little nigga sitting next 219 00:11:37,840 --> 00:11:40,600 Speaker 1: to him on the couch being introduced with some tea 220 00:11:40,640 --> 00:11:42,880 Speaker 1: and crumpets that he gonna have to get familiar with. 221 00:11:43,360 --> 00:11:44,679 Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, right. 222 00:11:45,760 --> 00:11:48,679 Speaker 5: For those of you that didn't see, David licked his 223 00:11:48,679 --> 00:11:51,520 Speaker 5: finger and then put it in a pretend asshole. So 224 00:11:52,080 --> 00:11:54,559 Speaker 5: I don't want our listeners at home to miss the goods, 225 00:11:54,640 --> 00:11:55,680 Speaker 5: you know, yeah. 226 00:11:55,480 --> 00:11:57,959 Speaker 1: You gotta you gotta feel it all. I'm telling you 227 00:11:57,720 --> 00:12:01,880 Speaker 1: I watched these videos with the new born baby and 228 00:12:01,880 --> 00:12:04,960 Speaker 1: and and you know, I feel bad for these babies 229 00:12:05,320 --> 00:12:08,600 Speaker 1: the dogs because like, especially with the dogs, the cats 230 00:12:08,600 --> 00:12:10,560 Speaker 1: don't give a fuck about a newborn baby coming because 231 00:12:10,600 --> 00:12:11,640 Speaker 1: the cat's like, listen. 232 00:12:11,480 --> 00:12:13,439 Speaker 3: This nigga, do two three things. I don't like. You 233 00:12:13,760 --> 00:12:15,199 Speaker 3: gonna wake up one day and the nigga not even 234 00:12:15,200 --> 00:12:15,920 Speaker 3: gonna be here. 235 00:12:16,200 --> 00:12:19,560 Speaker 1: Now the dog. It's like, who is this coming into 236 00:12:19,600 --> 00:12:23,640 Speaker 1: my environment? And then they instantly make the baby the master. 237 00:12:23,440 --> 00:12:25,720 Speaker 3: Of the dog. It's like, you know, it should be 238 00:12:25,720 --> 00:12:28,920 Speaker 3: the other way around. The dog been here, the baby. 239 00:12:28,920 --> 00:12:31,120 Speaker 3: Need to listen to the dog. 240 00:12:31,640 --> 00:12:37,280 Speaker 2: Baby food, Get the baby the dog, That's what I'm saying. 241 00:12:37,320 --> 00:12:39,640 Speaker 3: Yeah, you got to get you a cat. 242 00:12:39,880 --> 00:12:43,600 Speaker 7: I just love the idea of this child being like, hey, mom, 243 00:12:43,679 --> 00:12:44,560 Speaker 7: can I go outside? 244 00:12:44,559 --> 00:12:46,040 Speaker 5: And she's like, I don't know. You got to ask 245 00:12:46,080 --> 00:12:49,120 Speaker 5: the dog. And then this baby's just now that now 246 00:12:49,120 --> 00:12:50,560 Speaker 5: it's dog and baby. 247 00:12:51,679 --> 00:12:53,760 Speaker 3: Dog is over there going railroad. 248 00:12:58,920 --> 00:13:01,360 Speaker 5: Well, you kept your promise. 249 00:13:01,679 --> 00:13:04,520 Speaker 7: This was not the innocuous cute thing that I thought 250 00:13:04,520 --> 00:13:06,679 Speaker 7: that we were gonna jump into, and. 251 00:13:06,679 --> 00:13:10,280 Speaker 5: It proved me the fuck wrong immediately. Good for you. 252 00:13:10,440 --> 00:13:12,160 Speaker 5: We're gonna take a break. We'll be back with more 253 00:13:12,240 --> 00:13:14,480 Speaker 5: Yaminica Saunders and more. My mama told me. 254 00:13:25,240 --> 00:13:27,800 Speaker 4: Your goddamn heads smooth off. 255 00:13:31,360 --> 00:13:36,440 Speaker 5: Yeah, we're back. We're back with more Yaminica Sonders more. 256 00:13:36,559 --> 00:13:40,280 Speaker 7: My mama told me David Bori is now fully in 257 00:13:40,400 --> 00:13:41,920 Speaker 7: charge of the drops. 258 00:13:41,520 --> 00:13:42,720 Speaker 5: And they have changed. 259 00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:47,480 Speaker 2: They I'm getting that we're gonna figure it out. 260 00:13:49,640 --> 00:13:54,440 Speaker 5: He's doing gorgeous work. They're unbelievably funny. We're still disgusting 261 00:13:54,480 --> 00:13:59,640 Speaker 5: the possibility that animals cannot only locate or identify when 262 00:13:59,640 --> 00:14:02,280 Speaker 5: someone's pregnant, but are in fact doing that as a 263 00:14:02,320 --> 00:14:05,960 Speaker 5: way of arming themselves against their their pending enemy. 264 00:14:06,440 --> 00:14:08,240 Speaker 2: Can I say, and I just want to say a 265 00:14:08,280 --> 00:14:11,760 Speaker 2: little bit of history for my past when this came up. 266 00:14:12,080 --> 00:14:15,920 Speaker 2: I have so many not so many. I have two 267 00:14:15,920 --> 00:14:20,120 Speaker 2: different friends who this is gonna get graphic before it 268 00:14:20,160 --> 00:14:23,600 Speaker 2: gets better. They went and got an abortion, and they 269 00:14:23,640 --> 00:14:28,360 Speaker 2: saw a dog immediately after. And two different women have 270 00:14:28,400 --> 00:14:31,800 Speaker 2: told me the dog would not quit sniffing their pussy 271 00:14:32,360 --> 00:14:36,880 Speaker 2: post abortion. WHOA, yeah, two different two different women have 272 00:14:36,920 --> 00:14:37,800 Speaker 2: told me, was it. 273 00:14:37,640 --> 00:14:39,760 Speaker 3: Two white women? Because you know, sometimes with white women 274 00:14:39,840 --> 00:15:00,920 Speaker 3: leave stuff behind. You don't deliver on a tow the sights. 275 00:15:01,320 --> 00:15:01,720 Speaker 3: I don't know. 276 00:15:05,080 --> 00:15:07,640 Speaker 2: You just maybe realize I don't know how abortions work, 277 00:15:07,680 --> 00:15:09,640 Speaker 2: because you said that, and I was like, maybe they do. 278 00:15:10,600 --> 00:15:17,200 Speaker 2: It's one Hispanic woman and one white woman, so maybe 279 00:15:17,480 --> 00:15:20,480 Speaker 2: maybe they left it behind. But they said both of them, 280 00:15:20,680 --> 00:15:23,440 Speaker 2: I went and got an abortion, came to see a 281 00:15:23,520 --> 00:15:25,680 Speaker 2: dog blowing up my pussy. 282 00:15:26,360 --> 00:15:30,160 Speaker 5: Whoa? And so and so in theory this is the 283 00:15:30,280 --> 00:15:31,600 Speaker 5: dog now, knowing. 284 00:15:31,400 --> 00:15:33,200 Speaker 2: That I think the dog is. It's like when you 285 00:15:33,240 --> 00:15:35,280 Speaker 2: see a ghost where you're like, oh, ship, I got. 286 00:15:37,160 --> 00:15:39,960 Speaker 3: Not a ghost. 287 00:15:40,520 --> 00:15:42,520 Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a baby pussy ghost. I think is what 288 00:15:42,560 --> 00:15:43,240 Speaker 2: the dog like? 289 00:15:43,280 --> 00:15:48,160 Speaker 3: They were the vortex of the pussy. Maybe it's a 290 00:15:48,240 --> 00:15:50,880 Speaker 3: portal where I mean. 291 00:15:51,160 --> 00:15:52,960 Speaker 2: The we're gonna go there Where else would a baby 292 00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:54,680 Speaker 2: ghost go? It's only been one place. 293 00:15:55,440 --> 00:15:59,680 Speaker 7: That's that's they would not imagine a world outside of it. 294 00:16:00,240 --> 00:16:02,520 Speaker 1: I can't believe I'm not high in this now. That 295 00:16:02,640 --> 00:16:05,720 Speaker 1: made me have a high moment. Where else would the 296 00:16:05,760 --> 00:16:08,160 Speaker 1: baby go? Has only been one place? 297 00:16:08,320 --> 00:16:09,080 Speaker 3: Is facts? 298 00:16:09,600 --> 00:16:11,720 Speaker 2: Think about it? Think about it, wouldn't know to go 299 00:16:11,760 --> 00:16:13,840 Speaker 2: to China to check out the wall. It's like I've 300 00:16:13,840 --> 00:16:17,680 Speaker 2: been in this pussy. 301 00:16:18,280 --> 00:16:19,080 Speaker 5: I'm not leaving. 302 00:16:22,280 --> 00:16:28,600 Speaker 2: Oh wow, wow, I mean wow, my mind's blown min too, 303 00:16:28,600 --> 00:16:30,440 Speaker 2: because now I'm worried that there's a lot of ladies 304 00:16:30,480 --> 00:16:32,240 Speaker 2: walking around with baby pussy ghosts. 305 00:16:32,800 --> 00:16:33,400 Speaker 5: Yeah. 306 00:16:33,240 --> 00:16:35,960 Speaker 3: Oh listen, some of these ladies. 307 00:16:35,960 --> 00:16:40,520 Speaker 1: They got ten to twelve peace body baby pussy ghost everywhere. 308 00:16:41,320 --> 00:16:45,200 Speaker 5: Yeah, and that's why it's important to choose the right one, right. 309 00:16:45,200 --> 00:16:48,600 Speaker 3: Yeah, Like, damn, you got a ghost nursery and your. 310 00:16:48,480 --> 00:16:52,560 Speaker 2: Pussy babe, all different kinds. You got an Asian one 311 00:16:52,600 --> 00:16:52,840 Speaker 2: in man. 312 00:16:52,960 --> 00:16:54,720 Speaker 3: Yeah. Everyone. 313 00:16:54,920 --> 00:16:58,200 Speaker 1: And that's why the infamel. Remember when the infamel went bad? 314 00:16:58,320 --> 00:16:59,560 Speaker 3: Because all these ghosts. 315 00:16:59,720 --> 00:17:02,240 Speaker 1: Baby, he's out here hovering around the pussy saying, we 316 00:17:02,280 --> 00:17:03,560 Speaker 1: don't want no more infa them. 317 00:17:03,840 --> 00:17:06,280 Speaker 2: What I worry about the ghost babies hovering around the 318 00:17:06,280 --> 00:17:08,840 Speaker 2: pussy is are they fouling shit up? Are they like 319 00:17:09,359 --> 00:17:11,439 Speaker 2: I don't want any brothers and sisters? Or do they 320 00:17:11,480 --> 00:17:12,960 Speaker 2: want more? That's what I want to know. 321 00:17:13,320 --> 00:17:18,800 Speaker 5: Oh, that like the they're forcing eggs and and nut 322 00:17:18,920 --> 00:17:21,280 Speaker 5: together to make well. 323 00:17:21,320 --> 00:17:23,480 Speaker 2: Like you know how when you hear about a ghost 324 00:17:23,600 --> 00:17:27,760 Speaker 2: in a house and it's like slamming doors and shaking 325 00:17:27,840 --> 00:17:31,679 Speaker 2: windows get you out of the house. The ghost is like, 326 00:17:31,920 --> 00:17:33,960 Speaker 2: I don't want you to be in my house anymore. 327 00:17:35,520 --> 00:17:37,240 Speaker 5: It's on its own. 328 00:17:37,720 --> 00:17:43,040 Speaker 1: Yes, that babies, I would imagine that they probably sit 329 00:17:43,119 --> 00:17:47,159 Speaker 1: around like at the Kentucky Kentucky Derby as they watched 330 00:17:47,240 --> 00:17:51,600 Speaker 1: the race of the sperms, trying to the egg right 331 00:17:51,680 --> 00:17:53,040 Speaker 1: and then the place in their bed. 332 00:17:53,160 --> 00:17:54,959 Speaker 3: So who will make it right? 333 00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:58,960 Speaker 2: Because once again, yeah, because once again that baby's never 334 00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:02,560 Speaker 2: been anywhere. That's the exciting thing going on in the pushy, right, 335 00:18:03,280 --> 00:18:04,760 Speaker 2: is the race to I. 336 00:18:04,760 --> 00:18:06,680 Speaker 1: Mean got to be it every now and then there's 337 00:18:06,680 --> 00:18:13,280 Speaker 1: a visit to the balls, you know, or they just like, oh, 338 00:18:13,119 --> 00:18:14,000 Speaker 1: it's a new dick. 339 00:18:14,080 --> 00:18:16,399 Speaker 3: Now she wants to stop messing with. 340 00:18:15,880 --> 00:18:19,080 Speaker 1: With Ricky because I see it's the chef is a 341 00:18:19,080 --> 00:18:20,000 Speaker 1: little lighter this time. 342 00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:22,640 Speaker 5: It's coming more towards me than it was before. 343 00:18:23,800 --> 00:18:28,080 Speaker 2: Is it in? It's inside the pussy? I think so, well, 344 00:18:28,080 --> 00:18:29,840 Speaker 2: it could be hovering around. I'm sure it could be 345 00:18:29,880 --> 00:18:32,720 Speaker 2: everywhere I thought it was. I imagine finding out out 346 00:18:32,720 --> 00:18:34,640 Speaker 2: front like a seven to eleven parking lot. 347 00:18:34,840 --> 00:18:39,520 Speaker 5: It was just like, oh, you mean like a corner store, baby. 348 00:18:39,359 --> 00:18:43,160 Speaker 2: Yeah, Like it's smoking, black and miles outside the pussy 349 00:18:44,600 --> 00:18:44,960 Speaker 2: trying to. 350 00:18:44,920 --> 00:18:46,240 Speaker 5: Get a quarter from everybody. 351 00:18:46,280 --> 00:18:51,280 Speaker 1: It's a black and yellow no where you're from, little nigga. 352 00:18:51,600 --> 00:18:53,560 Speaker 5: Are you gonna have any change when you come back out? 353 00:18:55,080 --> 00:18:55,320 Speaker 2: Yeah? 354 00:18:55,320 --> 00:18:57,480 Speaker 3: We we we over here, we live over by the 355 00:18:57,480 --> 00:18:58,439 Speaker 3: fallopian teams. 356 00:19:04,280 --> 00:19:07,199 Speaker 7: Well, this defeated the purpose of even having a topic 357 00:19:07,240 --> 00:19:11,240 Speaker 7: today now that I mean. 358 00:19:11,600 --> 00:19:14,200 Speaker 1: It's no reason to try to debunk it. It's on. 359 00:19:15,880 --> 00:19:17,360 Speaker 3: Animals are very smart. 360 00:19:17,800 --> 00:19:20,640 Speaker 2: That's the energy I like on this podcast. 361 00:19:22,240 --> 00:19:26,119 Speaker 1: True and animals are intuitive. They have to live on 362 00:19:26,160 --> 00:19:31,040 Speaker 1: a set Listen, Animals have to be very aware because 363 00:19:31,200 --> 00:19:33,480 Speaker 1: their environment is the outside. 364 00:19:33,880 --> 00:19:35,880 Speaker 3: Plus, especially for dogs. 365 00:19:35,920 --> 00:19:39,120 Speaker 1: Do you know how many dogs every day have to 366 00:19:39,240 --> 00:19:42,000 Speaker 1: dodge a lonely white woman trying to bring him into 367 00:19:42,080 --> 00:19:45,960 Speaker 1: our house and put him in an outfit. They gotta 368 00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:48,199 Speaker 1: be able to dodge that ship. They gotta go up 369 00:19:49,359 --> 00:19:52,920 Speaker 1: the Discovery channel one night and this dog ran away 370 00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:57,040 Speaker 1: thirteen times from this lady named married and he said, oh, well, 371 00:19:57,040 --> 00:19:58,080 Speaker 1: the dog keep runing away. 372 00:19:58,119 --> 00:19:59,840 Speaker 3: She said, I don't know what the dog. We love him, 373 00:19:59,840 --> 00:20:02,000 Speaker 3: So you don't want to be over there with you. 374 00:20:02,080 --> 00:20:08,560 Speaker 2: That's a scary that's a scary world. Like one false 375 00:20:08,640 --> 00:20:11,639 Speaker 2: move and you could be a white lady's baby. 376 00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:13,880 Speaker 3: You donna live well. 377 00:20:13,920 --> 00:20:15,719 Speaker 1: But you're not gonna be comfortable because they're gonna put 378 00:20:15,760 --> 00:20:17,280 Speaker 1: you in every outfit on the man. 379 00:20:17,720 --> 00:20:19,760 Speaker 2: Yeah, they're gonna take you on airplanes. That's not where 380 00:20:19,760 --> 00:20:22,880 Speaker 2: you're supposed to be. You fuck up. 381 00:20:22,960 --> 00:20:23,520 Speaker 3: Oh boy. 382 00:20:24,840 --> 00:20:29,040 Speaker 1: In my last flight, she had a cat out the 383 00:20:29,119 --> 00:20:31,639 Speaker 1: cage on the plane and she walked to the bathroom 384 00:20:31,680 --> 00:20:34,600 Speaker 1: with the nigga on her shoulder. I said, white women 385 00:20:34,680 --> 00:20:40,919 Speaker 1: are undefeated in the training animals to be an inconvenience game. 386 00:20:41,280 --> 00:20:44,160 Speaker 5: Well, here's my problem with that is there are air 387 00:20:44,240 --> 00:20:48,239 Speaker 5: marshals on every flight. Why don't they get involved? Like 388 00:20:48,320 --> 00:20:51,280 Speaker 5: why isn't that the point where like a police officer, 389 00:20:51,440 --> 00:20:55,280 Speaker 5: because this is against the law, Like what's the law? 390 00:20:55,320 --> 00:20:57,480 Speaker 2: There's no why you can't do do with the cat. 391 00:20:58,640 --> 00:21:01,000 Speaker 1: But see that's the thing is not but it should be. 392 00:21:01,160 --> 00:21:04,320 Speaker 1: I was concerned for the cat girl. He's thirty five 393 00:21:04,320 --> 00:21:07,680 Speaker 1: thousand dollars miles up in the feet in the air 394 00:21:08,119 --> 00:21:10,400 Speaker 1: and you got this damn cat. The cat was looking 395 00:21:10,440 --> 00:21:12,400 Speaker 1: around like what the what is going on up there? 396 00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:15,320 Speaker 1: Because cat couldn't even And then what was even worse 397 00:21:15,880 --> 00:21:17,840 Speaker 1: is that she was in first class. 398 00:21:17,880 --> 00:21:18,760 Speaker 3: I was in Delta one. 399 00:21:18,840 --> 00:21:20,960 Speaker 1: So the cat was up when he realized he wasn't 400 00:21:20,960 --> 00:21:24,920 Speaker 1: even in the premium premium paces, he had an attitude like, bitch, 401 00:21:24,920 --> 00:21:26,479 Speaker 1: you didn't give me a Delta one ticket. 402 00:21:26,480 --> 00:21:31,840 Speaker 3: Bit you got me back here first class, first class. 403 00:21:33,520 --> 00:21:35,479 Speaker 1: I'm just minding one of my nine lives up here 404 00:21:35,520 --> 00:21:37,280 Speaker 1: in this plane for you to have me an economy 405 00:21:37,320 --> 00:21:37,720 Speaker 1: plus it. 406 00:21:38,720 --> 00:21:40,840 Speaker 2: I mean, I feel like what we're all saying here 407 00:21:40,920 --> 00:21:42,679 Speaker 2: is that white women need to be put on the 408 00:21:42,800 --> 00:21:43,720 Speaker 2: terrorism list. 409 00:21:45,720 --> 00:21:48,040 Speaker 1: I think people when it comes, especially when it comes 410 00:21:48,080 --> 00:21:51,880 Speaker 1: to animals. You did you see the white woman breastfeeding 411 00:21:51,880 --> 00:21:52,399 Speaker 1: the lamb. 412 00:21:53,080 --> 00:21:58,320 Speaker 2: I hope you send me a link. I mean somebody 413 00:21:58,320 --> 00:21:59,160 Speaker 2: to send me a link. 414 00:21:59,560 --> 00:22:01,800 Speaker 3: Yeah, I look forward to send it to you. 415 00:22:02,240 --> 00:22:04,639 Speaker 1: But but listen, you got you get the good with 416 00:22:04,720 --> 00:22:07,280 Speaker 1: the bad because some of the best pet parents I 417 00:22:07,359 --> 00:22:10,040 Speaker 1: know are white women, because they will, you know, black 418 00:22:10,080 --> 00:22:11,840 Speaker 1: people when as soon as our animals get to the 419 00:22:11,840 --> 00:22:13,880 Speaker 1: point where you know, not me. I spent a lot 420 00:22:13,880 --> 00:22:16,399 Speaker 1: of money on my baby before before he passed. He 421 00:22:16,440 --> 00:22:18,480 Speaker 1: had cancer. I did everything I could keep him alive. 422 00:22:18,920 --> 00:22:20,920 Speaker 1: But you know, back in the day, black people used 423 00:22:20,920 --> 00:22:23,560 Speaker 1: to like the animal get one little problem. 424 00:22:23,560 --> 00:22:24,720 Speaker 3: We put them right outside. 425 00:22:24,840 --> 00:22:26,240 Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying to go, Well, you know 426 00:22:26,400 --> 00:22:28,639 Speaker 1: the nasstime you gonna last year? 427 00:22:28,720 --> 00:22:41,240 Speaker 5: Yeah, it's a lord's problem. Now, okay, let me run 428 00:22:41,359 --> 00:22:44,520 Speaker 5: some of this research by you, because I imagine it's 429 00:22:44,560 --> 00:22:47,680 Speaker 5: only gonna Yeah, I did research for this ship. 430 00:22:47,960 --> 00:22:50,200 Speaker 3: Okay, let me put my smart hat on. Now. 431 00:22:50,920 --> 00:22:53,639 Speaker 5: Honestly, it's not it's not that smart, but I do 432 00:22:53,760 --> 00:22:55,359 Speaker 5: google searches and then. 433 00:22:55,240 --> 00:22:57,919 Speaker 3: I I, okay, I'm excited. I want to see what 434 00:22:58,000 --> 00:22:58,640 Speaker 3: you came up with. 435 00:22:58,880 --> 00:23:01,359 Speaker 5: So it turns out that what you're suggesting is not 436 00:23:01,400 --> 00:23:03,640 Speaker 5: as far fetched an idea as you would think. They 437 00:23:03,680 --> 00:23:06,840 Speaker 5: say that dogs and cats have both demonstrated the ability 438 00:23:06,880 --> 00:23:11,080 Speaker 5: to recognize early pregnancy, sometimes even before the pregnant person 439 00:23:11,200 --> 00:23:15,080 Speaker 5: has confirmed they are pregnant, although in cats in particular, 440 00:23:15,480 --> 00:23:18,640 Speaker 5: they seem to be the best pregnancy detectives. They're the 441 00:23:18,640 --> 00:23:21,480 Speaker 5: they're the closest to like a good detective for the ship. 442 00:23:23,040 --> 00:23:25,439 Speaker 1: That's how I found I had fertility issues because my 443 00:23:25,480 --> 00:23:27,040 Speaker 1: cats never come around me at all. 444 00:23:46,280 --> 00:23:46,680 Speaker 2: Broken. 445 00:23:50,560 --> 00:23:55,000 Speaker 5: There ain't nothing over there I need to see. So 446 00:23:55,200 --> 00:23:58,960 Speaker 5: one of the essential tools for detection, apparently, is because 447 00:23:58,960 --> 00:24:02,199 Speaker 5: of their sense of mal that like when a person 448 00:24:02,240 --> 00:24:06,879 Speaker 5: becomes pregnant, your body begins producing more progesterone, estrogen and 449 00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:10,840 Speaker 5: human you know, one of these hCG is what it's 450 00:24:10,880 --> 00:24:15,879 Speaker 5: called hormones, which subsequently changes your your personal scent and 451 00:24:15,920 --> 00:24:18,080 Speaker 5: alerts the animal of your pregnancy. 452 00:24:19,520 --> 00:24:22,480 Speaker 2: So does that And this is another personal story. I 453 00:24:22,560 --> 00:24:30,639 Speaker 2: knew a guy. No, this is a man, this is 454 00:24:30,760 --> 00:24:33,480 Speaker 2: this is a man. This is a man. He used 455 00:24:33,480 --> 00:24:36,080 Speaker 2: to claim that he could smell when a woman was 456 00:24:36,119 --> 00:24:40,359 Speaker 2: on her period. Yeah, he would say he could smell it. 457 00:24:40,440 --> 00:24:42,600 Speaker 2: Sometimes like we'd be in a we get out of 458 00:24:42,640 --> 00:24:44,280 Speaker 2: a car with somebody, be like, man, I could smell 459 00:24:44,320 --> 00:24:47,359 Speaker 2: shoes on her period? Is there a possibility that, like, 460 00:24:48,240 --> 00:24:51,200 Speaker 2: you know, with the proper training, that I could, I could. 461 00:24:52,080 --> 00:24:54,080 Speaker 3: No, First of all, you don't want to. 462 00:24:54,480 --> 00:24:57,040 Speaker 1: I mean either he was smelling chicks on a period 463 00:24:57,160 --> 00:25:02,480 Speaker 1: or somebody left some rusty coins in the cupholder. Yeah, yeah, 464 00:25:02,600 --> 00:25:05,000 Speaker 1: it's like, but also who out here trying to he 465 00:25:05,119 --> 00:25:06,359 Speaker 1: need to resprainer order? 466 00:25:06,440 --> 00:25:09,119 Speaker 2: If you that close to me, No, it wasn't. 467 00:25:10,480 --> 00:25:11,280 Speaker 5: I want to let it be. 468 00:25:11,320 --> 00:25:13,239 Speaker 2: I don't want to play my man out. It wasn't like. 469 00:25:13,480 --> 00:25:15,760 Speaker 3: No, there's no way to make it you trying to. 470 00:25:15,800 --> 00:25:18,480 Speaker 2: He wasn't going down. He was sniffing like her chair. 471 00:25:18,960 --> 00:25:21,280 Speaker 2: It was like he would just be sitting next to 472 00:25:21,280 --> 00:25:23,480 Speaker 2: someone and he claimed he could he could smell. 473 00:25:23,840 --> 00:25:25,439 Speaker 1: Well, you should have told him he needed to go 474 00:25:25,480 --> 00:25:27,359 Speaker 1: into being a O, B G Y N. If he 475 00:25:27,400 --> 00:25:31,160 Speaker 1: got that kind of stup wherever he is, he needed 476 00:25:31,520 --> 00:25:33,040 Speaker 1: he need to be the next doctor clean. 477 00:25:33,520 --> 00:25:34,920 Speaker 3: He cuts a hostable. 478 00:25:36,080 --> 00:25:38,240 Speaker 2: I'm just trying to learn from myself. I just want 479 00:25:38,280 --> 00:25:40,200 Speaker 2: a situation where I don't have to be buying planning 480 00:25:40,280 --> 00:25:41,280 Speaker 2: b Like if I. 481 00:25:42,760 --> 00:25:46,400 Speaker 5: Don't know that you're gonna be able to acquire this superpower. 482 00:25:46,720 --> 00:25:47,640 Speaker 3: Yeah postman. 483 00:25:47,840 --> 00:25:53,359 Speaker 1: Uh men a pause, that's what I heard. Yeah, the 484 00:25:53,640 --> 00:25:54,919 Speaker 1: older women, now look at me. 485 00:25:55,560 --> 00:25:57,360 Speaker 3: Why I'm going to keep that ship together. 486 00:25:57,880 --> 00:26:04,000 Speaker 2: I don't mind if they don't keep it together. Quite frankly, now, okay, 487 00:26:04,119 --> 00:26:04,920 Speaker 2: now we got to talk. 488 00:26:04,960 --> 00:26:08,520 Speaker 1: Now, you let the bitch go and lose her. Looks you, 489 00:26:08,720 --> 00:26:11,080 Speaker 1: every woman gonna be after you because we tired. 490 00:26:11,640 --> 00:26:15,399 Speaker 2: That's what numbers on the board, Baby, numbers on the board. 491 00:26:15,480 --> 00:26:17,440 Speaker 3: Bab need some number ones on the board. 492 00:26:17,440 --> 00:26:19,560 Speaker 1: We're gonna we're gonna take you to the Essence Festival 493 00:26:19,840 --> 00:26:22,639 Speaker 1: and have you go to the Tai p Henson speak 494 00:26:22,920 --> 00:26:24,560 Speaker 1: and there ain't nothing but a bunch of old black 495 00:26:24,560 --> 00:26:25,320 Speaker 1: bitches over there. 496 00:26:25,760 --> 00:26:26,959 Speaker 3: So or say older. 497 00:26:27,560 --> 00:26:29,920 Speaker 2: I think if I went to fest, I could lie 498 00:26:29,960 --> 00:26:34,280 Speaker 2: and say I go through Taraji's acceptance speech, get like, oh, 499 00:26:34,359 --> 00:26:36,720 Speaker 2: I'm nobody special. I'm nobody special. 500 00:26:37,160 --> 00:26:40,560 Speaker 1: I mean I did I did right, I worked on 501 00:26:40,600 --> 00:26:41,800 Speaker 1: the Yeah yeah yeah, it be. 502 00:26:41,760 --> 00:26:44,200 Speaker 3: Like what oh yeah, well girl, let me go out. Yeah. 503 00:26:44,440 --> 00:26:45,960 Speaker 3: This young man he said he was. 504 00:26:47,920 --> 00:26:51,120 Speaker 5: Writing that's how. 505 00:26:52,560 --> 00:26:52,720 Speaker 4: Girl. 506 00:26:53,040 --> 00:26:57,840 Speaker 3: Okay girl, yeah yeah, honey. 507 00:26:58,000 --> 00:27:00,720 Speaker 1: And they they're gonna diep that thing on you hard too. 508 00:27:00,840 --> 00:27:03,639 Speaker 1: You say she gonna get you some extra strokes. 509 00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:06,359 Speaker 5: And that's the exact right person to be writing for it, 510 00:27:06,400 --> 00:27:08,440 Speaker 5: because Taraji tell it like it is, you. 511 00:27:08,400 --> 00:27:08,800 Speaker 2: Know what I mean. 512 00:27:09,160 --> 00:27:13,040 Speaker 7: She'sus is cued into the way that these niggas need 513 00:27:13,080 --> 00:27:14,760 Speaker 7: to hear it, and she got it. 514 00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:21,960 Speaker 3: I love so much. Yeah. But but animals, But let's 515 00:27:22,040 --> 00:27:23,000 Speaker 3: just say this real quick. 516 00:27:23,040 --> 00:27:26,600 Speaker 1: Animals do because like my cats, they have a sensitivity 517 00:27:27,119 --> 00:27:30,920 Speaker 1: where they can hear. Their ear sensitivity is thirty times 518 00:27:31,280 --> 00:27:35,320 Speaker 1: stronger than in humans. So a lot of times there's 519 00:27:35,359 --> 00:27:37,760 Speaker 1: a difference. They know when I'm coming off the elevator 520 00:27:37,760 --> 00:27:40,560 Speaker 1: to get to my apartment versus when somebody else is 521 00:27:40,560 --> 00:27:42,440 Speaker 1: coming to the door, when a delivery person is coming. 522 00:27:42,680 --> 00:27:45,840 Speaker 1: I watch them act differently in a bunch of different situations. 523 00:27:45,920 --> 00:27:50,520 Speaker 1: So they're already very cued in to to the environment, 524 00:27:50,880 --> 00:27:56,920 Speaker 1: and especially when the environment isn't closed because any changes 525 00:27:56,960 --> 00:28:01,480 Speaker 1: to that dynamic. Even just relationships. You know, when a 526 00:28:02,200 --> 00:28:04,639 Speaker 1: cat or a dog is with maybe a single woman 527 00:28:04,720 --> 00:28:07,000 Speaker 1: and then she gets into a relationship, they have to 528 00:28:07,040 --> 00:28:09,879 Speaker 1: get a tune of their partners. I've watched my cat's 529 00:28:10,040 --> 00:28:14,760 Speaker 1: judge my exes, you know, be close to some be 530 00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:18,240 Speaker 1: nervous of others. You know, I go off of their 531 00:28:18,359 --> 00:28:21,560 Speaker 1: vibe to see who I should and should not trust 532 00:28:21,560 --> 00:28:22,040 Speaker 1: in my home. 533 00:28:22,480 --> 00:28:23,679 Speaker 2: Were they are they correct? 534 00:28:23,760 --> 00:28:24,160 Speaker 5: Usually? 535 00:28:25,160 --> 00:28:30,439 Speaker 1: Yeah, every time my cat Brooklyn, when he gets involved, 536 00:28:31,320 --> 00:28:34,359 Speaker 1: he's never been wrong about a person. And then my 537 00:28:34,440 --> 00:28:38,160 Speaker 1: new cat, Richard Pryor, he's somebody that doesn't come out 538 00:28:38,160 --> 00:28:41,000 Speaker 1: at all. Yeah, he's so cute, he doesn't come out 539 00:28:41,040 --> 00:28:45,000 Speaker 1: at all. Oh, he's the best. Richard Pryor so on. 540 00:28:45,080 --> 00:28:47,440 Speaker 3: Is then my other baby who passed for his magazine 541 00:28:47,560 --> 00:28:49,120 Speaker 3: so on this he passed. 542 00:28:49,120 --> 00:28:52,440 Speaker 1: But whenever I see Brooklyn come out and then come 543 00:28:52,560 --> 00:28:54,800 Speaker 1: over to somebody that I know that person has a 544 00:28:54,840 --> 00:28:57,680 Speaker 1: good spirit because he doesn't play around. And then Prior, 545 00:28:57,720 --> 00:29:02,920 Speaker 1: because Prior is so anti social, if he gets comfortable 546 00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:06,320 Speaker 1: enough to come out while you're here at all, I'm like, okay, 547 00:29:06,320 --> 00:29:08,840 Speaker 1: I can fuck with that person, because it completely off 548 00:29:08,880 --> 00:29:09,440 Speaker 1: of vibes. 549 00:29:09,880 --> 00:29:12,440 Speaker 5: And so one of the things that that the research 550 00:29:12,520 --> 00:29:15,840 Speaker 5: actually speaks to is that being completely true that in fact, 551 00:29:15,960 --> 00:29:18,959 Speaker 5: one of the reasons that they think that animals are 552 00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:22,920 Speaker 5: able to detect pregnancy is because of shifts in your posture, 553 00:29:23,360 --> 00:29:25,400 Speaker 5: shifts in the way that like your sort of like 554 00:29:25,640 --> 00:29:28,600 Speaker 5: energy is being carried in your body. That like, they're 555 00:29:28,680 --> 00:29:31,720 Speaker 5: so in tune with our physical movements and are are 556 00:29:31,840 --> 00:29:34,959 Speaker 5: sort of like even our patterns as like humans. That like, 557 00:29:35,360 --> 00:29:38,880 Speaker 5: if you start doing shit differently every day than you 558 00:29:38,920 --> 00:29:42,960 Speaker 5: were doing before, they subsequently interpret that as a change 559 00:29:42,960 --> 00:29:46,320 Speaker 5: in your being and then are able to identify pregnancy 560 00:29:46,400 --> 00:29:55,520 Speaker 5: because of it. I like that, don't do that. 561 00:29:57,880 --> 00:30:00,320 Speaker 3: And I was just talking nicely about y'all. Y'all decided 562 00:30:00,400 --> 00:30:02,280 Speaker 3: to get over here and start fighting. 563 00:30:02,640 --> 00:30:06,920 Speaker 7: Oh boy, if y'all are unclear about what's happening, y'aminika 564 00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:09,040 Speaker 7: is cussing the fuck out of some cats. 565 00:30:09,600 --> 00:30:10,719 Speaker 3: So I have a Brooklyn. 566 00:30:11,080 --> 00:30:15,920 Speaker 1: Brooklyn is a senior and prior is the young whipper snappers. 567 00:30:15,960 --> 00:30:19,200 Speaker 1: So sometimes he just be messing with Brooklyn and Brooklyn 568 00:30:19,280 --> 00:30:21,480 Speaker 1: just be taking it because Brooklyn's a senior citizen and 569 00:30:21,520 --> 00:30:22,240 Speaker 1: he don't want to fight. 570 00:30:24,480 --> 00:30:27,120 Speaker 2: I have heard that, Brooklyn, keep on taking it. 571 00:30:27,440 --> 00:30:28,240 Speaker 3: Yeah, look at. 572 00:30:31,520 --> 00:30:32,680 Speaker 5: I'm sorry that happened to you. 573 00:30:32,720 --> 00:30:33,160 Speaker 2: Brooklyn. 574 00:30:33,280 --> 00:30:34,000 Speaker 5: You seem like a. 575 00:30:34,040 --> 00:30:38,240 Speaker 3: Nice guy, but he no not to get out of 576 00:30:38,280 --> 00:30:38,600 Speaker 3: that plate. 577 00:30:38,760 --> 00:30:42,280 Speaker 5: Thank you for your service, Brooklyn. You uh you served 578 00:30:42,320 --> 00:30:44,800 Speaker 5: Y'aminika's home, Uh excellently. 579 00:30:45,360 --> 00:30:47,080 Speaker 3: He does. He's a sweet I love my. 580 00:30:47,080 --> 00:30:50,120 Speaker 2: Babies Langston, Can I ask you a question about your research? 581 00:30:50,760 --> 00:30:50,960 Speaker 3: Hell? 582 00:30:51,040 --> 00:30:57,480 Speaker 2: Yeah, is there anywhere where you found out that maybe 583 00:30:57,480 --> 00:30:59,920 Speaker 2: a cat could tell if I had gotten someone break? 584 00:31:06,400 --> 00:31:06,440 Speaker 4: So? 585 00:31:06,520 --> 00:31:08,760 Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I thought there were no stupid questions. 586 00:31:08,800 --> 00:31:13,200 Speaker 5: This is not I actually think that the research suggests 587 00:31:13,480 --> 00:31:15,480 Speaker 5: that a cat might be able to tell if you 588 00:31:15,560 --> 00:31:19,640 Speaker 5: got someone pregnant. It would not necessarily be reflected in 589 00:31:19,720 --> 00:31:22,360 Speaker 5: them being like, hey, dog, I think I got some 590 00:31:22,440 --> 00:31:25,840 Speaker 5: bad news for you type shit. But it's said that basically, 591 00:31:25,920 --> 00:31:28,640 Speaker 5: like part of the way that cats demonstrate when someone 592 00:31:28,680 --> 00:31:32,480 Speaker 5: is pregnant is by getting closer to that person, largely like, 593 00:31:32,560 --> 00:31:35,840 Speaker 5: for example, they can detect body heat. Apparently, body heat 594 00:31:35,920 --> 00:31:38,440 Speaker 5: is a big difference between us and cats. Cats run 595 00:31:38,880 --> 00:31:42,840 Speaker 5: twenty percent hotter than humans do, which is why when 596 00:31:42,880 --> 00:31:47,640 Speaker 5: a person becomes pregnant their blood increases. The blood flow increases, 597 00:31:47,680 --> 00:31:51,480 Speaker 5: subsequently making their body hotter, and cats are attracted to 598 00:31:51,600 --> 00:31:54,440 Speaker 5: that body heat. They'll like then become much more snugly, 599 00:31:54,880 --> 00:31:58,120 Speaker 5: especially cats that like previously wouldn't even fuck with you, 600 00:31:58,120 --> 00:32:00,960 Speaker 5: you get pregnant, and suddenly they're like always wanted to 601 00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:03,800 Speaker 5: be on top of you. That said, if you got 602 00:32:03,840 --> 00:32:07,800 Speaker 5: somebody pregnant, I think you'd be sweating, you'd be stressing. 603 00:32:08,160 --> 00:32:11,320 Speaker 5: Maybe that increases your body heat and subsequently makes the 604 00:32:11,360 --> 00:32:12,480 Speaker 5: cat want to be closer. 605 00:32:12,840 --> 00:32:14,520 Speaker 2: Okay, so if a cat is nice to me, I 606 00:32:14,560 --> 00:32:16,720 Speaker 2: got somebody you guys. 607 00:32:17,720 --> 00:32:20,480 Speaker 3: Right, And if you hear a hiss the house. 608 00:32:22,600 --> 00:32:24,320 Speaker 2: No these to know. 609 00:32:25,320 --> 00:32:29,520 Speaker 5: So these small changes sort of being at the core 610 00:32:29,600 --> 00:32:32,360 Speaker 5: of this it so it got me asking questions because 611 00:32:32,400 --> 00:32:34,800 Speaker 5: it reminded me, I guess, or all of this of 612 00:32:34,880 --> 00:32:36,960 Speaker 5: like the cats being able to detect and like the 613 00:32:37,320 --> 00:32:40,000 Speaker 5: relationship with babies. And I'm sure you all remember this. 614 00:32:40,480 --> 00:32:44,120 Speaker 7: I've always associated cats as being like a negative with children, 615 00:32:44,480 --> 00:32:46,840 Speaker 7: like like murderers of kids. 616 00:32:46,880 --> 00:32:50,240 Speaker 5: I don't know if you've ever heard that old wives tale. 617 00:32:50,440 --> 00:32:53,080 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, they say they they'll eat They even say 618 00:32:53,160 --> 00:32:54,680 Speaker 1: like if you dying around and they eat you. 619 00:32:55,080 --> 00:32:57,840 Speaker 2: I think I've heard that eat your cheeks off. They'll 620 00:32:57,840 --> 00:32:58,560 Speaker 2: eat your cheeks off. 621 00:32:58,720 --> 00:33:00,280 Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean cat. 622 00:33:00,720 --> 00:33:05,000 Speaker 1: My cats actively chew on me in the morning, you 623 00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:06,720 Speaker 1: know what I mean, Like if it gets to a 624 00:33:06,720 --> 00:33:08,800 Speaker 1: point where I'm not waking up fast enough to get 625 00:33:08,800 --> 00:33:12,080 Speaker 1: them some food that I've had my hit, my hair 626 00:33:12,280 --> 00:33:16,280 Speaker 1: chewed on. You know, they they will lay right on 627 00:33:16,320 --> 00:33:19,520 Speaker 1: the things that you know, cut off your life soauce. 628 00:33:20,400 --> 00:33:22,800 Speaker 5: So that's what they're talking about with the babies though, 629 00:33:23,240 --> 00:33:26,840 Speaker 5: is that like apparently in history there are there there 630 00:33:26,920 --> 00:33:30,360 Speaker 5: was a theory at least that cats would lay on 631 00:33:30,520 --> 00:33:35,120 Speaker 5: babies faces and suffocate the Yeah. Yeah, and what is 632 00:33:35,200 --> 00:33:36,400 Speaker 5: what does the cat get out of that? 633 00:33:36,480 --> 00:33:36,760 Speaker 2: Though? 634 00:33:37,960 --> 00:33:38,520 Speaker 3: Apparently? 635 00:33:40,040 --> 00:33:43,440 Speaker 7: Yeah, according to Yaminika, it's it's cutting off a motherfucker 636 00:33:43,480 --> 00:33:45,280 Speaker 7: that's gonna get on their nerves in the future. 637 00:33:47,840 --> 00:33:50,160 Speaker 1: Let me tell you something I've watched. I've watched people 638 00:33:50,200 --> 00:33:53,080 Speaker 1: think it's cute for bait. Like I've had friends bring 639 00:33:53,080 --> 00:33:56,000 Speaker 1: their babies over to my house and the cats, you know, 640 00:33:56,520 --> 00:33:59,240 Speaker 1: don't want to be bothered. And I tell these I 641 00:33:59,280 --> 00:34:01,120 Speaker 1: tell a little girl and the little boys that come here, 642 00:34:01,160 --> 00:34:05,040 Speaker 1: I said, listen, if he wow out, you understand you 643 00:34:05,080 --> 00:34:08,000 Speaker 1: did it. You know what I'm saying, don't bother him. 644 00:34:08,040 --> 00:34:10,240 Speaker 1: He don't want to be bothered by you. Now, sometimes 645 00:34:10,239 --> 00:34:12,560 Speaker 1: they'll come over there, they're intrigued by the children. 646 00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:13,600 Speaker 3: They'll put it. 647 00:34:13,640 --> 00:34:16,359 Speaker 1: But it's always the children that keep to themselves. Then 648 00:34:16,440 --> 00:34:18,960 Speaker 1: they feel comfortable. But the ones that are running around 649 00:34:19,040 --> 00:34:22,279 Speaker 1: and jumping all over the place and walla wall, they 650 00:34:22,280 --> 00:34:23,000 Speaker 1: can't take it. 651 00:34:24,200 --> 00:34:28,600 Speaker 5: So what ends up becoming particularly interesting in relation to 652 00:34:28,680 --> 00:34:31,560 Speaker 5: these cats murdering, and I think it's fair that you 653 00:34:31,600 --> 00:34:34,080 Speaker 5: would argue, hey, my cat got to kill this kid. 654 00:34:34,280 --> 00:34:39,279 Speaker 5: That's on them there Apparently this entire sort of like 655 00:34:40,200 --> 00:34:44,480 Speaker 5: I guess old wives tale came out of an article 656 00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:50,120 Speaker 5: from the Annual Register in seventeen ninety one. January twenty fifth, 657 00:34:50,160 --> 00:34:54,160 Speaker 5: seventeen ninety one, a child of eighteen months was found 658 00:34:54,280 --> 00:34:57,840 Speaker 5: dead near Plymouth and it appeared on the coroner's inquest 659 00:34:58,160 --> 00:35:01,240 Speaker 5: that the child died in consequent of a cat sucking 660 00:35:01,320 --> 00:35:05,920 Speaker 5: its breath, thereby occasing a strangulation, is what it says. 661 00:35:06,200 --> 00:35:10,200 Speaker 5: The why did they put it on a cat? 662 00:35:10,320 --> 00:35:15,879 Speaker 1: Why did they put it on a rock? I mean, 663 00:35:15,920 --> 00:35:19,920 Speaker 1: who there letting babies be born in Plymouth? Where is 664 00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:24,200 Speaker 1: laying on them? 665 00:35:24,360 --> 00:35:26,680 Speaker 3: Because sometimes they be blaming the. 666 00:35:27,760 --> 00:35:32,640 Speaker 5: You know what I'm saying, the rock did that? The 667 00:35:33,160 --> 00:35:37,040 Speaker 5: the what's interesting about what you're saying is that is 668 00:35:37,080 --> 00:35:41,000 Speaker 5: that actually a lot of what people suggest about cats 669 00:35:41,040 --> 00:35:45,520 Speaker 5: strangulate or you know, killing fucking kids is completely false, 670 00:35:45,880 --> 00:35:48,520 Speaker 5: and that this was actually all born of the association 671 00:35:48,719 --> 00:35:52,319 Speaker 5: cats had with witches. That people believed cats to be 672 00:35:52,360 --> 00:35:56,280 Speaker 5: associated with witches. So anytime a baby died via something 673 00:35:56,400 --> 00:35:59,520 Speaker 5: like SIDS. They would presume that the cat being in 674 00:35:59,560 --> 00:36:01,719 Speaker 5: the room meant that the cat had murdered the kid, 675 00:36:01,840 --> 00:36:06,520 Speaker 5: instead of just being honest, being like, oh, be clear up. 676 00:36:06,520 --> 00:36:08,279 Speaker 3: This witch cat fiasco. 677 00:36:08,800 --> 00:36:12,080 Speaker 5: Okay, I believe in the peline this. 678 00:36:14,920 --> 00:36:18,120 Speaker 1: The only reason why they associated with cats with witches 679 00:36:18,280 --> 00:36:21,200 Speaker 1: is because witches would be out there where. 680 00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:21,840 Speaker 3: The cats was. 681 00:36:21,960 --> 00:36:25,600 Speaker 1: The cats outside, and the witches went outside to do 682 00:36:25,680 --> 00:36:26,240 Speaker 1: their ship. 683 00:36:26,640 --> 00:36:29,240 Speaker 3: But they like, we don't even fuck with each other cats. 684 00:36:29,320 --> 00:36:31,000 Speaker 1: Is like, I don't be fucking with no witches, and 685 00:36:31,040 --> 00:36:33,000 Speaker 1: which is like you ain't never seen me fuck with 686 00:36:33,080 --> 00:36:33,640 Speaker 1: no cats. 687 00:36:33,800 --> 00:36:35,360 Speaker 3: Then niggas is just around. 688 00:36:36,719 --> 00:36:40,440 Speaker 5: It's like it's Cripson bloods in the same neighborhood. 689 00:36:40,760 --> 00:36:41,040 Speaker 3: Freak. 690 00:36:42,440 --> 00:36:45,600 Speaker 1: And I want to ask a serious question now, how 691 00:36:45,719 --> 00:36:50,680 Speaker 1: in the world could a cat possibly strangle a baby? 692 00:36:51,200 --> 00:36:56,600 Speaker 3: And these niggas have got these little hands, like, okay, 693 00:36:58,400 --> 00:36:59,000 Speaker 3: get a clip. 694 00:36:59,320 --> 00:37:00,160 Speaker 5: I think I got I. 695 00:37:02,160 --> 00:37:04,880 Speaker 2: Think I got an idea. It's not They're not choking 696 00:37:04,960 --> 00:37:09,919 Speaker 2: a baby, right, It's not like it's not like it's 697 00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:12,080 Speaker 2: like a laying on the body. 698 00:37:12,719 --> 00:37:16,120 Speaker 7: Is like a sleeper hold on the baby. 699 00:37:16,160 --> 00:37:17,120 Speaker 5: You're imagined. 700 00:37:18,280 --> 00:37:20,440 Speaker 3: Is you ain't gonna here choking no baby. 701 00:37:21,360 --> 00:37:23,960 Speaker 2: That's because he knows you're not pregnant. Yeah. 702 00:37:24,160 --> 00:37:27,920 Speaker 1: Oh that's like Brooklyn, Am I pregnant? 703 00:37:30,560 --> 00:37:34,720 Speaker 3: Have a baby? 704 00:37:35,040 --> 00:37:36,080 Speaker 5: Brooklyn say something? 705 00:37:36,120 --> 00:37:46,640 Speaker 7: Man, you gotta This is a podcast, it's an audio medium. 706 00:37:48,320 --> 00:37:53,160 Speaker 7: So so with that, it also got me thinking about 707 00:37:53,200 --> 00:37:56,520 Speaker 7: all the other things that we use animals for in 708 00:37:56,560 --> 00:38:00,680 Speaker 7: regards to detection. Right, it seems like scientists said have 709 00:38:00,680 --> 00:38:04,319 Speaker 7: have gone beyond using animals for pregnancy, even though they 710 00:38:04,320 --> 00:38:07,120 Speaker 7: do believe they can identify it. But like, for example, 711 00:38:07,160 --> 00:38:13,719 Speaker 7: for infectious diseases, cats, dogs, mice, pigeons, and even fruitflies 712 00:38:13,760 --> 00:38:16,440 Speaker 7: have all been used to track a growing sickness in 713 00:38:16,480 --> 00:38:17,520 Speaker 7: a person's body. 714 00:38:17,600 --> 00:38:20,080 Speaker 2: Oh, everybody knows the pigeons can smell the clap, though 715 00:38:20,080 --> 00:38:20,719 Speaker 2: that's not new. 716 00:38:23,040 --> 00:38:28,400 Speaker 3: I've never heard that you want to smell the clasp. 717 00:38:31,600 --> 00:38:33,360 Speaker 2: They used to call it the flat because. 718 00:38:33,160 --> 00:38:37,440 Speaker 5: The pigeons, you put it up against your crotch. 719 00:38:37,560 --> 00:38:38,399 Speaker 2: You see what you see? 720 00:38:38,400 --> 00:38:39,280 Speaker 5: What the pigeon does. 721 00:38:42,239 --> 00:38:44,080 Speaker 1: Let me tell you some of the animals are very 722 00:38:44,080 --> 00:38:47,520 Speaker 1: intuitive and they do have detective skills. That's why you 723 00:38:47,640 --> 00:38:52,319 Speaker 1: got Scooby Doo. You had, you had dark one duck 724 00:38:52,600 --> 00:38:57,360 Speaker 1: right doing his ship. You had what's his name whatever, 725 00:38:57,400 --> 00:38:58,040 Speaker 1: his name. 726 00:38:58,040 --> 00:39:00,759 Speaker 2: Was even the baby he saw some crimes? 727 00:39:01,320 --> 00:39:02,360 Speaker 5: Yeah, it was. 728 00:39:02,520 --> 00:39:04,759 Speaker 1: And what was the one that the German shepherd that 729 00:39:04,920 --> 00:39:06,760 Speaker 1: was Sherlock Holmes for a while. 730 00:39:07,239 --> 00:39:10,680 Speaker 2: Oh, Protective McGruff, Protective macdruff mc. 731 00:39:12,480 --> 00:39:15,600 Speaker 5: I love that you you promoted him to detective. Good 732 00:39:15,600 --> 00:39:27,160 Speaker 5: for you, officer mc. I think he was just if 733 00:39:27,160 --> 00:39:30,520 Speaker 5: I'm not mistaken, scruff McGruff was just a snitch that 734 00:39:30,680 --> 00:39:35,200 Speaker 5: like promoted himself to like a commissioner level snitch. Like, 735 00:39:35,280 --> 00:39:37,960 Speaker 5: I don't think he actually was a police officer. 736 00:39:38,440 --> 00:39:41,719 Speaker 3: Why don't you school He said he was a detective. 737 00:39:42,200 --> 00:39:45,000 Speaker 5: Well that's the problem is it was one of those 738 00:39:45,040 --> 00:39:48,560 Speaker 5: things where he got real loosey goosey with his title. 739 00:39:48,800 --> 00:39:52,359 Speaker 5: But if you remember correctly, scruff McGruff was asking you 740 00:39:52,400 --> 00:39:54,680 Speaker 5: to mail in a letter if you saw a crime. 741 00:39:54,800 --> 00:39:56,600 Speaker 5: That's not police ship. Do you know what I mean? 742 00:39:56,640 --> 00:39:59,359 Speaker 3: He was like, I mean, that's true. But remember back 743 00:39:59,360 --> 00:40:01,319 Speaker 3: in the day, old school Niggas week. 744 00:40:01,400 --> 00:40:06,719 Speaker 1: That's how we moved these kids down. 745 00:40:06,800 --> 00:40:08,239 Speaker 3: They can do something immediately. 746 00:40:08,320 --> 00:40:09,800 Speaker 1: Back in the day, you had to go to the 747 00:40:09,840 --> 00:40:12,239 Speaker 1: stationary store, you had to get a letter, you had 748 00:40:12,239 --> 00:40:14,600 Speaker 1: to go to the post office get a stamp, you 749 00:40:14,680 --> 00:40:17,400 Speaker 1: had to go to staples, get a pen. Then you 750 00:40:17,560 --> 00:40:20,279 Speaker 1: had to go home, you had to write it, then 751 00:40:20,320 --> 00:40:21,360 Speaker 1: you had to phld it. 752 00:40:21,520 --> 00:40:23,800 Speaker 3: Then you had to pH somebody to lick the stamp 753 00:40:23,840 --> 00:40:26,080 Speaker 3: in the letter. Then you had to wait to. 754 00:40:26,040 --> 00:40:28,320 Speaker 1: Get a ride to go back to the post office. 755 00:40:28,360 --> 00:40:30,040 Speaker 1: Then you had to wait for the post office to 756 00:40:30,080 --> 00:40:32,560 Speaker 1: open up. Then you had to Then when you stood 757 00:40:32,560 --> 00:40:34,560 Speaker 1: in line for about an hour, they said, no, you 758 00:40:34,600 --> 00:40:36,520 Speaker 1: gotta go outside and put it in the post box. 759 00:40:36,600 --> 00:40:39,439 Speaker 1: We don't do that kind of service in line. So, yeah, 760 00:40:39,520 --> 00:40:41,839 Speaker 1: it would take a long time to get a message out. 761 00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:44,840 Speaker 7: And all of that's to say, do all that in 762 00:40:44,880 --> 00:40:47,279 Speaker 7: the message just says, Hey, somebody trying to kill me. 763 00:40:49,200 --> 00:40:50,160 Speaker 3: That's what I was saying. 764 00:40:50,600 --> 00:40:53,560 Speaker 1: I listen, I just got the invitation to my kindergarten 765 00:40:53,600 --> 00:40:57,799 Speaker 1: graduation in the mail last week. 766 00:40:58,160 --> 00:41:00,799 Speaker 3: I just found out I graduated from kindergard. 767 00:41:05,400 --> 00:41:10,200 Speaker 5: Well scruff McGruff, Detective McGruff, as you also, I don't know, I. 768 00:41:10,160 --> 00:41:14,800 Speaker 3: Think you gotta be with the way you about scrubber. 769 00:41:14,600 --> 00:41:15,440 Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. 770 00:41:15,920 --> 00:41:17,960 Speaker 5: I just don't love the police as much as y'all do. 771 00:41:18,120 --> 00:41:20,640 Speaker 5: Let's just say I don't. I'm not that big a 772 00:41:20,680 --> 00:41:23,720 Speaker 5: fan of the police, but Apparently y'all are big fans, 773 00:41:23,760 --> 00:41:26,000 Speaker 5: and I apologize. I didn't say I was a fan. 774 00:41:26,080 --> 00:41:27,240 Speaker 5: I said he's a detective. 775 00:41:27,320 --> 00:41:28,439 Speaker 2: That's just a naming thing. 776 00:41:28,480 --> 00:41:32,920 Speaker 7: That's I just don't honor their titles as deeply as 777 00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:33,400 Speaker 7: y'all do. 778 00:41:34,160 --> 00:41:36,880 Speaker 3: Okay, all right, all. 779 00:41:36,160 --> 00:41:38,280 Speaker 2: Right, I still think there's something to be unpack. 780 00:41:38,800 --> 00:41:41,840 Speaker 5: But this, actually, this is a good transition into the 781 00:41:41,920 --> 00:41:44,120 Speaker 5: last little thing that reminded me of is that there 782 00:41:44,160 --> 00:41:47,759 Speaker 5: obviously are the bomb dogs at the airport, which on 783 00:41:47,920 --> 00:41:50,960 Speaker 5: many occasions white people have told me don't worry, they're 784 00:41:51,000 --> 00:41:53,840 Speaker 5: not there to detect any drugs. But I don't believe 785 00:41:53,880 --> 00:41:56,120 Speaker 5: that even for a second. I don't I don't think 786 00:41:56,120 --> 00:41:56,720 Speaker 5: that's true. 787 00:41:57,040 --> 00:41:59,720 Speaker 3: Oh No, they definitely did is to detect drugs. 788 00:42:00,080 --> 00:42:01,960 Speaker 2: Yeah, and that's how I feel too. I was just 789 00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:05,040 Speaker 2: in the DC airport yesterday. I flew home yesterday. They 790 00:42:05,080 --> 00:42:07,839 Speaker 2: had the dog come by my row of people four 791 00:42:07,920 --> 00:42:11,080 Speaker 2: different times in like twenty minutes. Watch so many dogs, 792 00:42:11,120 --> 00:42:11,919 Speaker 2: Watch so much dog. 793 00:42:12,600 --> 00:42:15,239 Speaker 3: You was because you was there, and they kept saying, 794 00:42:15,280 --> 00:42:15,759 Speaker 3: you sure, this. 795 00:42:15,800 --> 00:42:20,759 Speaker 1: Nigga ain't not nothing. Yeah, I'm over there about him 796 00:42:20,760 --> 00:42:21,239 Speaker 1: real quickly. 797 00:42:21,520 --> 00:42:24,160 Speaker 2: I definitely, I definitely looked like somebody who left the 798 00:42:24,200 --> 00:42:25,640 Speaker 2: eighth in his bag on accident. 799 00:42:29,120 --> 00:42:31,640 Speaker 5: The dogs like he got some drugs and he got 800 00:42:31,680 --> 00:42:32,400 Speaker 5: a bitch pregnant. 801 00:42:32,400 --> 00:42:36,160 Speaker 7: But that's that's what I know about to go through. 802 00:42:35,960 --> 00:42:37,440 Speaker 3: My suitcase every time. 803 00:42:37,480 --> 00:42:39,239 Speaker 1: I got to go through my suitcase and make sure 804 00:42:39,360 --> 00:42:42,200 Speaker 1: my carry on don't have no vibrators and drugs in it, 805 00:42:42,400 --> 00:42:45,719 Speaker 1: because every time I be forgetting, like, oh shit, I 806 00:42:45,719 --> 00:42:47,640 Speaker 1: gotta go back and ship. 807 00:42:47,840 --> 00:42:49,520 Speaker 5: Will they stop you for the vibrator? 808 00:42:49,920 --> 00:42:53,000 Speaker 1: They don't, but it's embarrassing, you know, it's like you 809 00:42:53,040 --> 00:42:54,319 Speaker 1: know what I mean, Like, so you. 810 00:42:54,320 --> 00:42:55,839 Speaker 3: Don't want to be bothered with that, but they will 811 00:42:55,880 --> 00:42:57,560 Speaker 3: stop you for the drugs. You know. 812 00:42:58,160 --> 00:43:00,600 Speaker 1: Listen, sometimes you forget and I want about to say, oh, 813 00:43:00,640 --> 00:43:02,239 Speaker 1: my friend was playing a goof and left over. 814 00:43:03,239 --> 00:43:04,960 Speaker 3: I was like, because I wear glasses, so I really 815 00:43:04,960 --> 00:43:07,279 Speaker 3: don't want to slow. And I was like, I said, 816 00:43:07,320 --> 00:43:08,840 Speaker 3: oh no, my friend left the goof. 817 00:43:08,880 --> 00:43:11,520 Speaker 1: It was a little teeny roach in there, and I said, oh, 818 00:43:11,560 --> 00:43:13,160 Speaker 1: there was a goof, but it was I forgot to 819 00:43:13,200 --> 00:43:15,080 Speaker 1: finish it at the party that from the night before, 820 00:43:15,120 --> 00:43:16,120 Speaker 1: and I put it in my purse. 821 00:43:16,680 --> 00:43:19,279 Speaker 2: I mean, I got to be honest. Between drugs and 822 00:43:19,320 --> 00:43:21,319 Speaker 2: sex toys, I don't know which one I would rather 823 00:43:21,360 --> 00:43:22,640 Speaker 2: be caught with at the airport. 824 00:43:23,200 --> 00:43:25,040 Speaker 3: Well, as a man, you don't want no sex with 825 00:43:25,080 --> 00:43:25,680 Speaker 3: a woman. 826 00:43:25,520 --> 00:43:26,239 Speaker 5: That's what I'm saying. 827 00:43:26,239 --> 00:43:28,000 Speaker 2: What am I gonna? I feel like the weed is 828 00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:29,480 Speaker 2: a lot easier to explain away. 829 00:43:30,120 --> 00:43:32,239 Speaker 5: But I also feel like if I put a if 830 00:43:32,239 --> 00:43:34,439 Speaker 5: I put a dildo in my bag, they're not gonna 831 00:43:34,440 --> 00:43:39,440 Speaker 5: ask me to open my bag. They don't want to 832 00:43:39,440 --> 00:43:40,319 Speaker 5: talk about that either. 833 00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:43,000 Speaker 3: Let me tell you something. You better hope it ain't 834 00:43:43,040 --> 00:43:44,520 Speaker 3: no black women in it, because it was black women, 835 00:43:44,600 --> 00:43:45,080 Speaker 3: and they not. 836 00:43:45,040 --> 00:43:48,640 Speaker 1: Only gonna they want to ask you about it while 837 00:43:48,680 --> 00:43:52,520 Speaker 1: you still haven't even cleared the other side. So sir, 838 00:43:53,320 --> 00:43:55,640 Speaker 1: we got to talk to you about Wait a minute, 839 00:43:55,680 --> 00:44:00,520 Speaker 1: is this you okay? We got to pull to the side, Tammy, No, 840 00:44:00,680 --> 00:44:02,920 Speaker 1: because I don't why he got a dildough in his 841 00:44:03,040 --> 00:44:03,759 Speaker 1: bag like that? 842 00:44:04,480 --> 00:44:06,680 Speaker 2: Also, why is it always got to be a deal though? 843 00:44:06,680 --> 00:44:09,920 Speaker 2: Why can't Linston could have a pocket pussy? I like that, 844 00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:10,920 Speaker 2: Thank you, David. 845 00:44:11,880 --> 00:44:13,840 Speaker 1: Why would you travel with a pocket pussy where you 846 00:44:13,840 --> 00:44:15,680 Speaker 1: can go pay some bits and give you some hap 847 00:44:15,680 --> 00:44:17,160 Speaker 1: hazard pausee wherever. 848 00:44:16,880 --> 00:44:29,640 Speaker 2: You go far more complicated business. 849 00:44:25,600 --> 00:44:28,840 Speaker 3: Out and and get dick. Because we have that. We 850 00:44:28,960 --> 00:44:30,800 Speaker 3: also you don't want to seem like you're desperate. 851 00:44:31,160 --> 00:44:33,080 Speaker 1: You don't want to seem like you can't get none, 852 00:44:33,239 --> 00:44:34,960 Speaker 1: and you don't want to seem like you're loose. So 853 00:44:35,040 --> 00:44:38,319 Speaker 1: women gotta kind of hint around and flirt and you 854 00:44:38,360 --> 00:44:40,680 Speaker 1: know all this stuff. Man, you could just go buy 855 00:44:40,719 --> 00:44:42,759 Speaker 1: some chick on the street and like, hey, are you 856 00:44:42,800 --> 00:44:45,760 Speaker 1: a prostitute? 857 00:44:46,840 --> 00:44:49,319 Speaker 2: All my dark skinned kings listening to this podcast, this 858 00:44:49,480 --> 00:44:51,000 Speaker 2: is a setup. Do not listen to. 859 00:44:53,160 --> 00:44:53,200 Speaker 3: You. 860 00:44:53,360 --> 00:44:56,480 Speaker 7: Just don't let the light skinny go and light skinned, 861 00:44:56,719 --> 00:44:59,600 Speaker 7: light skinned lovers, y'all also don't listen to this. 862 00:44:59,760 --> 00:45:02,680 Speaker 2: Just he likes to walk up to a woman, and 863 00:45:02,760 --> 00:45:04,560 Speaker 2: like to walk up to a woman. Look at a 864 00:45:04,640 --> 00:45:12,520 Speaker 2: tatoos has got a slice change this trap his light eyes. 865 00:45:12,640 --> 00:45:14,680 Speaker 5: I'm over here and I'm in a car. Heart hoodie, 866 00:45:14,719 --> 00:45:16,040 Speaker 5: I'm going if I get. 867 00:45:15,880 --> 00:45:20,720 Speaker 3: You, you gotta stop. You listen. You a handsome man too, yourself. 868 00:45:20,719 --> 00:45:22,880 Speaker 2: I cannot be asking these ladies on the street if 869 00:45:22,880 --> 00:45:23,680 Speaker 2: they're prostitutes. 870 00:45:23,960 --> 00:45:25,799 Speaker 3: You don't they looks like. 871 00:45:25,840 --> 00:45:28,879 Speaker 1: Don't they I don't know how prostitution works. Don't they have. 872 00:45:30,440 --> 00:45:33,160 Speaker 3: Where they got? How they else they advertise? If they 873 00:45:33,160 --> 00:45:34,560 Speaker 3: don't tell you that they prostituted me. 874 00:45:34,600 --> 00:45:37,720 Speaker 5: They got those spinning sign things, but it's it's a dick. 875 00:45:40,719 --> 00:45:44,000 Speaker 6: That blows up in the window. 876 00:45:43,840 --> 00:45:46,160 Speaker 3: How else are you supposed to find out that your prostitute? 877 00:45:46,200 --> 00:45:49,800 Speaker 2: You don't ask, probably because the thirty baby pussy goes. 878 00:45:54,239 --> 00:45:56,880 Speaker 5: All right, I think we did it. I think that'll 879 00:45:57,640 --> 00:46:03,480 Speaker 5: that's gonna do what everything we need to do. This 880 00:46:03,560 --> 00:46:05,719 Speaker 5: is so much fun. And as always, if you want 881 00:46:05,760 --> 00:46:08,440 Speaker 5: to send us your own drops, your own conspiracy theories, 882 00:46:08,600 --> 00:46:10,920 Speaker 5: if you want to complain about all the horrible things 883 00:46:10,960 --> 00:46:13,840 Speaker 5: we said about pussy ghosts, please send those things to 884 00:46:13,960 --> 00:46:16,520 Speaker 5: mymama pod at gmail dot com. We would love to 885 00:46:16,520 --> 00:46:18,520 Speaker 5: hear from you. Give us a call at eight for 886 00:46:18,800 --> 00:46:22,960 Speaker 5: four little moms. We want to talk to you. That's 887 00:46:23,000 --> 00:46:24,799 Speaker 5: about it. By bitch. 888 00:46:31,560 --> 00:46:32,360 Speaker 3: Chips and your. 889 00:46:34,520 --> 00:46:39,399 Speaker 4: Quality bears are racist. 890 00:46:38,760 --> 00:46:46,239 Speaker 5: The last money turney stuff I can't tell me