Speaker 1: Are you leaving?
Speaker 2: I you wanna way back home?
Speaker 3: Either way we want to be there, doesn't matter how
Speaker 3: much baggage you claim and give us time and a
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Speaker 2: You wanna welcome you back home?
Speaker 3: Tell us all about it.
Speaker 1: We scared her? Was it fine? Malborn?
Speaker 2: Do you need to ride?
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?
Speaker 1: Do your need to ride?
Speaker 2: Ride? Do you need with Karen and Chris welcome to
Speaker 2: Do you need to ride?
Speaker 1: This is Chris Fairbanks and this is Karen Kilgarrett.
Speaker 2: I know it just wore off. Earlier today my brain
Speaker 2: was firing on all cylinders. I don't know if it
Speaker 2: was in endorphins. I've had it happen before, where I
Speaker 2: feel like, oh I have superpowers. All of a sudden,
Speaker 2: my brain is functioning at a higher level, happier, thinking
Speaker 2: of all these ideas. And then I could feel it waning,
Speaker 2: just in time for the podcast, which is good because
Speaker 2: people be shocked if all of a sudden, If.
Speaker 1: All of a sudden, you were equals i'mc squaring the place.
Speaker 2: Just white line equations hovering over.
Speaker 1: My head beautiful minding hosts.
Speaker 2: Yes, so I'm back to normal.
Speaker 1: Did you exercise? Did you ever put it together?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 1: Were you eating amino acids? What was happening?
Speaker 2: It's happened to me before. No, I didn't. I took
Speaker 2: no drugs. It wasn't a good cup of coffee there.
Speaker 2: I didn't exercise. I just my brain was working. And
Speaker 2: I don't like that. I that that can happen because
Speaker 2: then I'm like, wait, is this how I'm always?
Speaker 1: Then you know its yeah, Ert, that's a Flowers for
Speaker 1: Algernon situation for you? Do you ever read that story?
Speaker 2: No? I confuse it with the Christmas story where they
Speaker 2: she sells her hair to buy him a tobacco that
Speaker 2: he likes, but he sells his pipe to get her
Speaker 2: a brush for her hair. What is it?
Speaker 1: It's the.
Speaker 2: I know it's what is Flowers for Algernon?
Speaker 1: Flowers for Algernon is a story read like freshman year
Speaker 1: in high school?
Speaker 2: Where I did?
Speaker 1: Where you did?
Speaker 2: For sure? Yes?
Speaker 1: Where they're in like I think in state institution. It's
Speaker 1: that long ago that they had those. And it's a
Speaker 1: person who is like differently developmentally abled and they are
Speaker 1: studying him and they basically give him a surgery and
Speaker 1: he becomes smart. So he suddenly knows how the life
Speaker 1: he was leading was at least in terms of society limited.
Speaker 1: And now he's so smart, but he's actually much more
Speaker 1: unhappy because he's like aware of things.
Speaker 2: And like what happened to Phineas Gage, the story from
Speaker 2: like biology or psychology more likely, where a rod went
Speaker 2: through his frontal lobe. He quit being like a quick
Speaker 2: to anger, drunk person and started he was, I think, happier,
Speaker 2: but not smart. So it was a different part of
Speaker 2: his brain. But that's your it's kind of based on that.
Speaker 1: It's just stories of brain stuff.
Speaker 2: You know. Gift of the Magi is what I was
Speaker 2: trying to that's.
Speaker 1: Right by Uh. The author is one name, and I
Speaker 1: want to say, oh Show, but I think oh Show
Speaker 1: is the wild wild country guy.
Speaker 2: That is the.
Speaker 1: Is. You can forget it on the charts.
Speaker 2: Just forget it. It's okay. I wouldn't once you say
Speaker 2: wild country.
Speaker 1: Oh Henry, thank you, there's an owen there. Thanks brain,
Speaker 1: Thank you brain, Thanks brain. You barely did it.
Speaker 2: I uh, yeah. I had a drama teacher in high
Speaker 2: school who was also our English teacher who I don't
Speaker 2: think liked me. But that's okay.
Speaker 1: Ah, And you tell a lot of stories that have
Speaker 1: that detail. I think that might be you.
Speaker 2: I think it might be me. Yes. Later on, when
Speaker 2: I started doing stand up and I would visit home,
Speaker 2: she was always very happy to see me. I just
Speaker 2: had to prove myself.
Speaker 1: Also, were you sassy in class?
Speaker 2: I was a sassy son of a bitch. But so
Speaker 2: was she. Well, she advertised her sassiness. She wore shiny,
Speaker 2: sparkly shoes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's her, right, and she wore.
Speaker 2: During it Yeah, and these big, like flowery dresses. And
Speaker 2: one time I remember a kid called her a bitch
Speaker 2: in class and she turned and she was like, you're
Speaker 2: damn right, I'm a bitch. Like every every story about her,
Speaker 2: I'm like, I'm like, actually, she was pretty cool. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but she was in a like made for TV flowers
Speaker 2: for altronone' yes, Gift of the Match eyes Sorry, made
Speaker 2: for TV movie where she was the hairdresser in it.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: She would play it to us as her class, like,
Speaker 2: here's something I acted in.
Speaker 1: This is what I used to be, like, this is
Speaker 1: what I used to do.
Speaker 2: Notice I did this here, see how I am confused
Speaker 2: and then I and it was kind of cool because
Speaker 2: she was like, oh, you acted professionally. Yeah, and it's
Speaker 2: in high school so that was pretty cool.
Speaker 1: So that's where the sas was coming from.
Speaker 2: Yes, And I just realized her sass maybe influenced my sass. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you gotta know how to aim and use your sass.
Speaker 2: That's right.
Speaker 1: Uh, don't be a sass hole exactly? Was what was
Speaker 1: her name? We should give her credit?
Speaker 2: The name of a band in my hometown, sasshole really, Yes,
Speaker 2: these friends of mine, them were that I always saw
Speaker 2: Charlie's Bar started a punk rock band and they were
Speaker 2: called sass Hole. Yes, and they were great, and they
Speaker 2: called me and my friends the baby hotties because we
Speaker 2: were three years younger. I guess.
Speaker 1: So it was a girl punk band.
Speaker 2: Margaret Johnson was your teacher's name. Yes, and the girl
Speaker 2: punk band, yes, was of its time. They drank beer
Speaker 2: and spit it out into the audience and we loved it.
Speaker 1: Hell yes, yes, Where where are the lines?
Speaker 2: Okay? There was a very healthy music scene in Missoula, Montana,
Speaker 2: and I'm afraid it's not quite there anymore.
Speaker 1: But well, but how would you know? Because it's just
Speaker 1: the kids in their in their basements that could then
Speaker 1: have like hit songs.
Speaker 2: I'm basing it on like there used to be a
Speaker 2: handful of like rock venues, right and now there's just
Speaker 2: big ones where you ticketmaster and you know, there's no
Speaker 2: like hole in the wall venues anymore. So that makes
Speaker 2: me assume fewer bands are going to have a place
Speaker 2: to work. But I could be wrong. You're right, it's
Speaker 2: just gone to the basement. You just don't know.
Speaker 1: We can't we can't really know anything anymore.
Speaker 2: Right, right, It's so true. I barely want to even
Speaker 2: bring things up because I'm like, what if I don't
Speaker 2: know what I'm talking.
Speaker 1: I'll be right here to tell you don't know what
Speaker 1: you're talking about.
Speaker 2: It's okay, I need to hear it.
Speaker 1: Looks like have you ever thought of it? This way?
Speaker 1: Is what I'll be.
Speaker 2: I'll say that it's That's what good discussion is.
Speaker 1: That's what host to host podcasting relationships are all about.
Speaker 2: I say hey, you say nay.
Speaker 1: Then I say hey and you say no way. It's great,
Speaker 1: pleasant rhymes, but in different ways.
Speaker 2: On my way, I said, I thought I saw the
Speaker 2: bird on your street, A tiny bird. Have you ever
Speaker 2: had this happen. A bird was in the road. I
Speaker 2: slowed down, assuming it would hop out of the way,
Speaker 2: But I waited till the last minutes where I slammed
Speaker 2: on the brakes. Yeah. Then the bird was pissed and
Speaker 2: started flying around my hood as I drove up to
Speaker 2: your house, and I sped up and it flew behind
Speaker 2: my car. What And it was a tiny bird. It
Speaker 2: wasn't a crow, like, hey, I'm memorizing your license plate.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna tell all the other crows enjoy all the
Speaker 2: odd hood. Jesus, this was just a baby bird that
Speaker 2: was like fuck you. I was moving.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was a cute little bird. But I think
Speaker 2: it was having like a mental episode.
Speaker 1: It was a bird dog chasing a car. Yeah, crazy,
Speaker 1: try to peck my tires.
Speaker 2: No, well, you had its beak out. I do realize
Speaker 2: it's hard for them to check that thing in.
Speaker 1: They only when they sleep, do they in winter? No?
Speaker 1: I don't think so owls do.
Speaker 2: I think owls. Owls have the option of tucking it
Speaker 2: into their chin.
Speaker 1: Mmmmmm mmm, Jacob.
Speaker 2: They'll also do next three sixties. Yeah, and they will
Speaker 2: their heads can spin, Yeah.
Speaker 1: They'll spin that shit and barf green go like the Exorcist, yep,
Speaker 1: to get you to stay away from their nest. This
Speaker 1: show is sponsored by National Geographic. Everything we're saying is
Speaker 1: the truth.
Speaker 2: You know us by the bright yellow border National Geographic.
Speaker 1: Hey what what if the tagline of National Geographic was just.
Speaker 2: Hey, Hey, ready to learn?
Speaker 1: Hey do you love the world? Hey, traffic guys, one
Speaker 1: thirty four East at four o'clock on a weekday. You'd
Speaker 1: be a fool to not know that traffic was coming.
Speaker 2: What. Well, you'd be a fool if you had a
Speaker 2: driving podcast not to schedule it right when it starts,
Speaker 2: because that's where we get our drama.
Speaker 1: This is content mining. What we're doing right now. Yes,
Speaker 1: I'm going to tailgate this guy with the with the
Speaker 1: Bart Simpson bumper sticker. I'm gonna cut off if I
Speaker 1: can a BMW yep, just see if we can get
Speaker 1: more people to attack.
Speaker 2: Our I'm gonna cut you off mid sentence as I
Speaker 2: rolled down the window and yell let anyone on a
Speaker 2: bike just to bring back the old days.
Speaker 1: Fuck you will, yell.
Speaker 2: We put a biker in the new T shirt. We
Speaker 2: should say we have a new do you need to
Speaker 2: write T shirt for sale now at the exactly right website,
Speaker 2: and there's a biker, an angry biker. We got a
Speaker 2: scorpion on the top of the car, and of course
Speaker 2: the turtle turtles. We got some coffee, and I just
Speaker 2: now realized those are all Chris Fairbanks based things. I selfishly, no, no, no, I.
Speaker 1: Told you to do the scorpio, the scorpion.
Speaker 2: I hey scorpio, Hey aquarius, I I did put it
Speaker 2: in the original We are sitting in the original Honda fit. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and that is a eighty percent of the line work.
Speaker 2: So if by measurement per square inch.
Speaker 1: It is equal, okay, well we'll have to measure it. Yes,
Speaker 1: we can't take your word for it.
Speaker 2: A lot of the artists, did you know this? I didn't.
Speaker 2: A lot of artists will price their paintings per square inch. Really, yeah,
Speaker 2: I didn't know that either. What about quality? Yeah? What
Speaker 2: if your a tiny painter, a tiny you did little canvases.
Speaker 1: What if you're a big painter that just sucks shit?
Speaker 1: Right exactly is what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: It's both things. I think it's a terrible idea, but
Speaker 2: some people, I guess it's a way of because I
Speaker 2: noticed when I got I was doing art a lot,
Speaker 2: and I was doing it for people. I got better
Speaker 2: at it, I got faster at it. So then when
Speaker 2: I was charging an hourly rate for art, I was
Speaker 2: ripping myself off. Oh I'm being punished for being more efficient.
Speaker 2: Well you know what I mean, yourself, Yes, with the
Speaker 2: falling victim to this, this hourly wage that everyone's adhered to.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that sucks, and it isn't taking into consideration your
Speaker 1: special skill and style that you bring to the page.
Speaker 2: My special skill is that I do something I don't
Speaker 2: like it, so I really hunch over posture wise and
Speaker 2: get real detailed, and I overwork the lines. I get
Speaker 2: really crosshatchy, I zoom in, and I overwork it until
Speaker 2: I like it. So there's extra hours that I'm adding.
Speaker 1: I mean, whatever your system is, though, Chris, it works.
Speaker 1: And listener, you will understand this when you see and
Speaker 1: purchase the brand new do you need to ride t shirt.
Speaker 2: On soft bella canvas blanks in blacks?
Speaker 1: Are we making canvas T shirts? That's a that's an
Speaker 1: amazing idea. It sounds itchy, it sounds like a bad idea.
Speaker 1: It's not burlap, but it's certainly no cotton.
Speaker 2: Yes, but it is sturdy enough for you to carry
Speaker 2: a bushel of potatoes in one of your city endorsed
Speaker 2: potato races or a three legged sack race.
Speaker 1: Are you a medieval surf well, then buy our canvas shirt.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Permission to use the restroom, my vassal, granted, I'm
Speaker 2: the queen. I heard that. I went to the Renaissance
Speaker 2: fair here, and I heard someone turn to their boss
Speaker 2: and say, permission to use the restroom, my vessel. And
Speaker 2: then he went to a porta potty with a mountain
Speaker 2: doo logo on it, as was the time.
Speaker 1: Reflective of the period.
Speaker 2: Yes, it was a you know Andy Gump rental, just
Speaker 2: like in the old days.
Speaker 1: What's the one that called oh honey, pot I hate.
Speaker 2: That sweet tweets?
Speaker 1: No thanks.
Speaker 2: The last thing in that bowl.
Speaker 1: That bowl is filled with snakes and awful.
Speaker 2: Yeah. You mess with that bowl, you get the horns.
Speaker 1: Get a bowl full of it.
Speaker 2: No, no thanks.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's like at a campsite, you know, where the
Speaker 1: bowl just goes on forever and is filled with everybody's
Speaker 1: ship and piss. You know those ones.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, all campsites. Yeah, it depends on where you're
Speaker 2: at it's a nicer the campsite, the further out of town,
Speaker 2: the less maintenance on the bowl really to the brim,
Speaker 2: to the no I. It's very specific, but it's a
Speaker 2: subject that I do believe we brought up together.
Speaker 1: I'm sure we did, because now I'm going to repeat
Speaker 1: a story which maybe can go on the next T shirt.
Speaker 1: But I'm sure I told you this one because this
Speaker 1: is one of the things that got me into true
Speaker 1: crime kind of which was like hearing those news stories
Speaker 1: where you're like, that can't be real. They arrested a
Speaker 1: guy who was in a scuba suit in one of
Speaker 1: those in one of those tanks in a public park.
Speaker 2: Wow, the youth is not worth the squeeze on that crime.
Speaker 2: Just to get a peep through what I'm assuming we're
Speaker 2: swim goggles, I.
Speaker 1: Mean yeah, but also to be in like to be
Speaker 1: in shit essentially.
Speaker 2: Oh, that is the scariest horrior fun fetish I've ever heard.
Speaker 1: Can you imagine?
Speaker 2: I mean for a little bit, Yeah, don't, let's both stop.
Speaker 2: I just that's horrifying.
Speaker 1: I feel like one of my favorite things to do
Speaker 1: is bring up something that people fucking hate and then
Speaker 1: just apologize after of like, yeah, I shouldn't have talked
Speaker 1: about that. I do it all the time.
Speaker 2: I do it more than you.
Speaker 1: Maybe this is why we podcast We have podcasted together
Speaker 1: for over twenty five years. It's because we have a
Speaker 1: lot of the same conversational habit.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, and bring up some of the same stories.
Speaker 2: Often that's me talking about me, me, me me, I
Speaker 2: H yeah, I do. I can't remember why I was
Speaker 2: googling will a spider bite you? In the general uls,
Speaker 2: but I was and it very often Black widows love
Speaker 2: it underneath toilet seats in outhouses and it has happened
Speaker 2: often yea where that's where they get you. Granted, of
Speaker 2: course they're going to have to have an exact because
Speaker 2: of what I typed in. Does a black white widow
Speaker 2: attack your genital I think I was worried about something
Speaker 2: that was going on with me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we can assume.
Speaker 2: That, yes, yes, I did. That went without saying and
Speaker 2: I'm sorry I said it.
Speaker 1: Well are you though? But or is this what we do?
Speaker 2: It's something I think should be attention should be brought
Speaker 2: to it. Don't be shy if you think a black
Speaker 2: widow has made it, killed her spouse and then is
Speaker 2: suddenly saying, oh my gosh, I have to raise these
Speaker 2: three to nine hundred kids.
Speaker 1: I do think you bring me No.
Speaker 2: I believe black widows mate kill the spider they made
Speaker 2: it with, and then they choose to be single.
Speaker 1: Momps, sorry, I'm going to call this one a alas.
Speaker 1: Do you mind looking that up and seeing.
Speaker 2: No need to bother them right on this?
Speaker 1: And then should we make a friendly wager of twenty dollars?
Speaker 2: I think what would be friendlier is a cool five,
Speaker 2: because I have it in my wallet.
Speaker 1: Okay, a solid five is a good bet amount.
Speaker 2: Wait.
Speaker 1: Speaking of which.
Speaker 2: This reminds me of the time my friend insisted that
Speaker 2: the Big Wednesday the actor was not Gary Busey but
Speaker 2: Nick Nolty. Oh, and I was like, hey man, it's
Speaker 2: Gary Busey. He's like, who's that? That's Nick Nolty. They
Speaker 2: were they were young, you know, William Kat the guys teeth.
Speaker 1: Yeah it was a great yeah, yeah, great teeth, Yeah, blonde,
Speaker 1: big teeth.
Speaker 2: He was about to be nominated for an Oscar. Did
Speaker 2: you know that Gary Busey almost won an Oscar for
Speaker 2: playing Buddy Holly?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, I mean did I know that? No, But
Speaker 1: I want to say, yeah, yeah, okay, great.
Speaker 2: Anyway, in grieving that they're going to be a single parent,
Speaker 2: they often go under a toilet seat to take it
Speaker 2: out on human Let's check the tape.
Speaker 4: So this is way wilder than I think any of
Speaker 4: us could have imagined. So black widow males must race
Speaker 4: to find the females, and then once a male arrives
Speaker 4: at a female's web, he may perform an eight toaed
Speaker 4: tap dance that vibrates her web, indicating that.
Speaker 1: He is her boyfriend. I'm not making this up.
Speaker 2: I am a secret not.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Some black widow females eat their mates during meeting.
Speaker 1: Oh you were right, five dollars.
Speaker 4: But some male spiders tie up females before meeting to
Speaker 4: avoid being eaten.
Speaker 1: Yes, they and they can have up to one thousand. Yes,
Speaker 1: you knew that.
Speaker 2: I do. I do know this because I told you
Speaker 2: I did the whole the toilet googling. They have a
Speaker 2: way of testing to see if it's time to mate,
Speaker 2: to see if the black widow is eaten, because if
Speaker 2: they haven't eaten, they're like, I'm not going to risk it.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, yeah that they have what an interesting relationship,
Speaker 2: I mean, and very modern.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, I didn't. I thought that the black widow
Speaker 1: part was just because they are dangerous to people.
Speaker 2: No, no, it's the widow thing. Is I really do
Speaker 2: kill my I don't know why I keep saying spouse.
Speaker 2: I don't think there's ever been. I've never been to it.
Speaker 1: The charm is boyfriend sounds like the Wikipedia.
Speaker 2: So yeah, yeah, if you have to have a secret knock,
Speaker 2: you know, going into this she has other knockers shaking
Speaker 2: her web.
Speaker 1: Hey, this is a situationship spider. Don't even act like
Speaker 1: this is.
Speaker 2: Oh you did seven taps? I thought it was eight.
Speaker 2: That guy is way better lover.
Speaker 1: That's right, you're not even wearing tap shoes. Get out
Speaker 1: of my web.
Speaker 2: Hey, you want to have sex? Top hat a cane cook?
Speaker 1: So sometimes do you think mister Peanut has convinced a
Speaker 1: black widow spider just sleep with him.
Speaker 2: Just by accident? Can't a guy just tap dance with
Speaker 2: a top hat to sell nuts without getting bit by
Speaker 2: a spider?
Speaker 1: Honest?
Speaker 2: Nuts?
Speaker 1: One of our best conversations of all time. Yeah, it
Speaker 1: is because people are learning.
Speaker 2: It is bizarre. And Andy Ritchie had a joke about this.
Speaker 2: The late Andy Ritchie was so great he had joked,
Speaker 2: but it was about like, why did they make their mascot?
Speaker 2: He had a monocle so he had one eye, had
Speaker 2: a vision problem, he had a cane so he's limping.
Speaker 2: He had all these ailments, like limping around squinting. Hey,
Speaker 2: buy my nuts. Yeah that's not how he told it,
Speaker 2: but that's that's how I remember it.
Speaker 1: That's that's how comics material gets remembered by other comics
Speaker 1: who love their material. They can't seem to remember their material.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I.
Speaker 1: Always do it.
Speaker 2: I always made that mistake when I first started, like
Speaker 2: like the uh I had a joke about the Tuzzi
Speaker 2: pop owl. I had a joke about the two can
Speaker 2: always his nose leads him to fruit flavors. They're all,
Speaker 2: you know, mascots that people are going to forget about
Speaker 2: in a decade. Why am I working on material about commercials?
Speaker 2: Just keep working on it because you're going to get
Speaker 2: there and eventually they'll bring it back.
Speaker 1: And then you'll have a new hour of all mascot material. Yes,
Speaker 1: my friend and I got into a similar I would
Speaker 1: say not even a disagreement, but I said, God, I
Speaker 1: miss berry Berry kicks, and my friend goes they still
Speaker 1: make those, and I was like, no, they don't. I
Speaker 1: look for them in the store and they don't have them.
Speaker 1: And two days later he sent me a box of
Speaker 1: berry Berry Kicks and I have been.
Speaker 2: Enjoying available online only.
Speaker 1: I guess it's one of those huge, family sized boxes.
Speaker 1: I'm like, did this have to get shipped in from
Speaker 1: like Kansas or something?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Wow?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: What else did they have had? The Frankenstein had one
Speaker 2: just count chocolate frank and.
Speaker 1: Berry Booberry, which was a ghost with blueberry cereal. Do
Speaker 1: you remember that?
Speaker 2: No? Yeah, Mummy the Mummy have one. It's everyone from
Speaker 2: the Monster Mash.
Speaker 1: The Mummy had it, but it was cereal. It was
Speaker 1: just dust, so no one bought it, right, No one
Speaker 1: wanted to put milk on dust. It's weird. It was
Speaker 1: just strips of gauze old old papyrus cut up into
Speaker 1: little squares, yeah, into little triangles like the pyramids.
Speaker 2: That was where they were like they that was a
Speaker 2: bad idea. Now with mummy flavor, that was a bad idea.
Speaker 1: Did you know that in Victorian times? Victorian people would
Speaker 1: buy mummies and eat them at mummy parties, they would
Speaker 1: have mummy unwrapping parties, and then it became the trend
Speaker 1: to eat like take bites of the mummy.
Speaker 2: You're talking about real embalmed dead people. Yes, and they
Speaker 2: thought it would maybe give them superpowers.
Speaker 1: I'm not sure what the thinking was. I think, yeah,
Speaker 1: it became a trend that got insanely popular, and then
Speaker 1: I don't really know what the thinking was. I just
Speaker 1: know that they did eat them, which I just is like,
Speaker 1: what and how and why?
Speaker 2: Well, that's so because around that time, they also would
Speaker 2: attach leeches to you to suck out the evil spirits.
Speaker 2: Why would you put them back in by eating mummies. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm starting to think people used to be dumb, and
Speaker 2: a lot of them still are. But we're just evolving
Speaker 2: because I don't think anyone that idea would not take
Speaker 2: off these days. I hope not.
Speaker 1: Well, just because we know so much more about like
Speaker 1: food prep safety and cannibalism and cannibalism that it's actually wrong,
Speaker 1: and also stealing antiquities.
Speaker 2: Which is also wrong, but like me, I didn't know
Speaker 2: was wrong till the movie Alive. It's just they don't
Speaker 2: teach you all these really specific laws when you're a
Speaker 2: kid in school.
Speaker 1: They are more internal moral laws. That you then have
Speaker 1: to come to question once your rugby team gets into
Speaker 1: an airplane.
Speaker 2: Exactly. My parents weren't as I grew up in the house,
Speaker 2: telling me, hey, don't eat people, don't need dead people.
Speaker 1: Yes, there will be but cheek meet you'll but unless
Speaker 1: it's an emergency, do not.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but if it is the only thing around. My
Speaker 2: dad used to say, you eat that ass. Oh he
Speaker 2: never said that. It's every ass for himself. Yes, it
Speaker 2: really is.
Speaker 1: Ah, that's great, wonderful.
Speaker 2: This episode already is great.
Speaker 1: I feel like when we are unburdened by the bye,
Speaker 1: I shouldn't call our guests burdens.
Speaker 2: No, but I knew what you were going to say,
Speaker 2: so I guess I agree.
Speaker 1: When we're free to riff, Yes, and we don't have
Speaker 1: to be nice and include others, right the labor in that.
Speaker 2: Thing?
Speaker 1: God damn it.
Speaker 2: Alexis that was veering into another car.
Speaker 1: Wesk an idiot, Go dummy, I need to get.
Speaker 2: Over, And now he's chasing that person. He's embarrassed. You
Speaker 2: made me go back into my lane, and then he
Speaker 2: aggressively got back in the lane he wanted to be in.
Speaker 1: These people won't let me get over.
Speaker 2: God, just pull Alexis and aggressively dip in.
Speaker 1: I'm about to Lexis the fuck out of his lane.
Speaker 2: Oh it's too fast.
Speaker 1: Here's the thing, listener, a Lexis Suv from early two thousand,
Speaker 1: so big tried to get over while a car was
Speaker 1: in the lane and then had to get back over.
Speaker 1: But there was a bus there. Yeah, that looked like
Speaker 1: it was about to be a three to nineteen car
Speaker 1: pile up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, or in the bus that many people but in
Speaker 2: one car. Right, if you call a bus a car,
Speaker 2: it's hard to illustrate what we just saw. But it
Speaker 2: was danger, a lot of danger, peril.
Speaker 1: I guess it's a compliment to the Lexus Suv because
Speaker 1: really nice response. Yes, swerving back out of that for
Speaker 1: an older model.
Speaker 2: The driver was an older model.
Speaker 1: I think it was Christy Grinlington Brinkley. Brinklington is some
Speaker 1: uptown girl. We had also a Lexis that was Mauv
Speaker 1: like that one. That's the car that I my parents
Speaker 1: had when I was like high school college. No, it
Speaker 1: is no bread, no bread, it's a light purply right.
Speaker 2: You know when a gray cloud a gray cloud at sunset, that's.
Speaker 1: Right, Chris ah Right, said the artist.
Speaker 2: Yes, it's a lot of words to put on a tuba.
Speaker 1: Paint, so instead ask us directly, Harold and mov that's
Speaker 1: your new lipstick color.
Speaker 2: Oh it's not a bad idea. There are those creative
Speaker 2: lipstick names.
Speaker 1: Yes.
Speaker 2: I had a friend or an acquaintance really, but happened
Speaker 2: to be from Missoula. I met her in Los Angeles. This, well,
Speaker 2: now this bird's going to be pecking at our tail lights.
Speaker 1: That bird wanted that fresh roadkill. That's what he wanted
Speaker 1: to move. Yeah, and I do say he because that's
Speaker 1: boy behavior.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well it was that crow had a giant Adam's happen.
Speaker 2: I I can't recall what we were speaking of. It's
Speaker 2: very important.
Speaker 1: Sorry.
Speaker 2: This friend of mine, her job became the job that
Speaker 2: we know exists. But she named pharmaceutical, like the drugs.
Speaker 2: She came up like words like science. Yeahs like that
Speaker 2: was her job. And I'm like, what else do you
Speaker 2: have to come up with slogans or do the voice over?
Speaker 2: Just the word?
Speaker 1: Wow? How much money does she make?
Speaker 2: A lot?
Speaker 1: Per word?
Speaker 2: That is? I? Yes, per square inch?
Speaker 1: Sorry, that's a pretty great license plate.
Speaker 2: Oh, it's one of many a fleetive sandwich themed cars.
Speaker 2: BLT one BLT one.
Speaker 1: Hell, yes, that's someone that loves the BLT.
Speaker 2: It's mustard yellow. The other BLT two is bacon red.
Speaker 1: Do you remember Zach galfan Akis.
Speaker 2: You remember him? Do you remember him?
Speaker 1: He had a joke that was like, if Jesus came
Speaker 1: back to Earth, do you think his license plate would
Speaker 1: be Jesus one? And for some reason that made me
Speaker 1: laugh so hard, and I was like, I don't even
Speaker 1: know if I get what he's actually trying to say.
Speaker 1: I just love it. It's so funny.
Speaker 2: It is great. At what age do you tell a
Speaker 2: freeway it was adopted? Yes, it finding out that the
Speaker 2: Kwanis Club isn't your real parents, something like that. It's
Speaker 2: my favorite joke of his.
Speaker 1: He's so funny, Zach.
Speaker 2: Would I think if you really look at his career,
Speaker 2: it's kind of like Steve Martin's where doing stand up
Speaker 2: was just the beginning part that no one really even
Speaker 2: knows about. Let's they've seen that Purple Onion special.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it seems like many people have.
Speaker 2: But I that his career is still the one I want.
Speaker 2: But I've kind of stretched that early window for myself.
Speaker 1: Well, okay, it takes a little while.
Speaker 2: To grow a beard, throw a beard, and.
Speaker 1: Then have a TV and film career. I mean he's
Speaker 1: really done it. Yeah, it's wonderful. Yeah, I'm proud of him.
Speaker 1: We're proud of you, Zach. We love you, Zach.
Speaker 2: I saw Zach. I think I've maybe told this, but
Speaker 2: I was going in for my aerobics bar method class
Speaker 2: and he yelled and made fun of me for going
Speaker 2: into a baro methic class. And I was like, who
Speaker 2: is that person? And he was skinny, clean shaven, and
Speaker 2: super handsome and he was just walking his kids in
Speaker 2: a double stroller. Oh, and he asked me about anything
Speaker 2: he chew, and I had someone. I gave him some Kodiak,
Speaker 2: and no one knew it was him because he I
Speaker 2: think for his movie rolls. He's like, well, I guess
Speaker 2: I'll gain a little weight and grow that beard back, right.
Speaker 2: Isn't that amazing? Yeah? Yeah, So a lot of people
Speaker 2: don't know, and that when he's not on a film,
Speaker 2: Zach is ripped and his face like a baby, yeah,
Speaker 2: covered with apple sauce. Sorry, I forgot. It would have
Speaker 2: been better if I knew what babies ate, but I
Speaker 2: haven't been around enough babies I don't think it's apples.
Speaker 1: I think apple sauce is dead on. Yeah, periode care.
Speaker 2: Peeraid carrots would have been so much better.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but no one expects you to say period. No,
Speaker 1: that's tough.
Speaker 2: I uh the scary man I described that has cats
Speaker 2: in his fan. I found out what he used to
Speaker 2: do for a living.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 2: Oh he was a hospice nurse, so that totally changes.
Speaker 2: Granted he's not anymore, you know, And I think that
Speaker 2: maybe he had a bit of a mental thing happened,
Speaker 2: but he was talking about it and had a lot
Speaker 2: of because I asked him. I just had to know what,
Speaker 2: Uh asked about the dog? Why is he trading cats?
Speaker 2: He like trains cats for what to act like? His
Speaker 2: cats be leashed and listen to commands. No, Yes, I
Speaker 2: think that maybe he's a very high functioning, emotionally altered man. Sure,
Speaker 2: but it is that that what a selfless if he
Speaker 2: could have thought of. I can't think of a more
Speaker 2: selfless job and a more difficult Yeah, but it is
Speaker 2: part of It's why I like that mid nineties movie
Speaker 2: that wasn't ground Baking, but it did have a regular
Speaker 2: part in It was When You're Street skating you other
Speaker 2: people on movie it's called Mid Nineties. Oh, I think
Speaker 2: that's but it is so good to me because it's
Speaker 2: just a chunk of my childhood, the details, down to
Speaker 2: the clothes and everything they're wearing, what they're talking about.
Speaker 2: It was latch key, everyone living with their moms and uh,
Speaker 2: these kids looking out for each other, and that part
Speaker 2: was really sweet. And then it showed them just regularly
Speaker 2: talking to people that lived on the streets. And the
Speaker 2: guy in Mid Nineties was played by Del the funky
Speaker 2: Homo Sapien, who's one of my favorite rappers. His stuff
Speaker 2: was always in skate videos and he played like a unhoused,
Speaker 2: homeless guy and that was part of skating. So it's
Speaker 2: totally normal with my group of skater pals that there
Speaker 2: is that guy wanting to talk to us and hang
Speaker 2: out and wants us to pet his cats. Like that's
Speaker 2: so common.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And then it also tracks with your habit of
Speaker 1: just like kind of talking to everybody.
Speaker 2: I do. I I but yes, I'm worse than most.
Speaker 2: Like he follows me around when I try to conclude, well,
Speaker 2: I'm going to start skating again, and he walks behind
Speaker 2: me and brings up another subject. But I've seen that
Speaker 2: happen to a few kids. I'm like, don't let that
Speaker 2: guy get too close. You won't have time to skate.
Speaker 2: But it's so common that at my old home skate shop,
Speaker 2: one of the boards I made did feature all of
Speaker 2: Missoula's hometown heroes, and they were all characters that. There
Speaker 2: was a guy that waited by the TV station and
Speaker 2: a full car heart one piece thing, waiting for aliens
Speaker 2: to pick him up. But there was Red the street
Speaker 2: preacher that would yell burn, hell, fire, brimstone, and then
Speaker 2: you talk to him, he's like, hey, guys, how's the
Speaker 2: skating today? He would just drop it. There was Randy,
Speaker 2: the guy that walked around with a blanket and would
Speaker 2: just yell terrible things at people. But when you actually
Speaker 2: talk to him, he had this, you know, his dad
Speaker 2: died in a fire and he had all that he'd
Speaker 2: been on.
Speaker 1: We don't need to hear that all? Yeah time, yeah time.
Speaker 2: Yes, Have I talked about Randy?
Speaker 1: No, you just love horrifying details that like that. It's okay,
Speaker 1: we got it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, Well I think he started the fire. I
Speaker 2: think he killed his net. But he used to he
Speaker 2: would always see him. We'd go to different towns and
Speaker 2: we'd see him because he'd pick up a check in
Speaker 2: all these different towns.
Speaker 1: Oh, so he was kind of like a transient, true
Speaker 1: transient and that yes, where he's just kind of yeah,
Speaker 1: moving around.
Speaker 2: We saw him in Courtelain and idahom, We're like Randy
Speaker 2: and he was like, how do you know my name?
Speaker 2: We're from Missoula, and then he totally dropped it. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I get a disability track here, so I took a
Speaker 2: bus like, wait, you figured out something. But usually he
Speaker 2: was shirtless out in the streets anyway. And there was
Speaker 2: Tommy the Leprechaun who did open mics and stuff, played guitar,
Speaker 2: but he used to be like in the trenches and
Speaker 2: he was little in the war. He would get into
Speaker 2: these trenches and god knows unspeakable things, but we knew
Speaker 2: all these things about these people in Vietnam. You man, yes,
Speaker 2: oh wow, yeah, like the worst job you can have, right.
Speaker 2: But he was four foot eight and so and I
Speaker 2: think he eventually assaulted someone, but we they were friends
Speaker 2: with skateboarder to do it, yeah with a knife, were
Speaker 2: friends with them. It's just weird to me.
Speaker 1: Because you shared open public space.
Speaker 2: Yes, they were in, or you have to otherwise you
Speaker 2: have to leave the skate spot because you're intimidated by
Speaker 2: what one of these guys does. All they want to
Speaker 2: do is feel normal.
Speaker 1: I talk to people, right, Yes, people need people.
Speaker 2: Yes, that's right. See you're sold on it. I can
Speaker 2: see you make an eye contact with everyone on Hollywood
Speaker 2: Boulevard tomorrow.
Speaker 1: I just wish that your stories had less flem in
Speaker 1: them and less animal torture.
Speaker 2: Right, that's all right, fl You mean the way with
Speaker 2: the way I have flem in my throat?
Speaker 1: No, No, remember the one where there was like flem
Speaker 1: on the handle of them? Oh god, it was just
Speaker 1: a flim story.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's all. Yeah. I get too detailed with
Speaker 2: things like fluids. But you know, I wish I worked
Speaker 2: in the medical.
Speaker 1: That.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, I'm interested in bodily things.
Speaker 1: I'm not.
Speaker 2: I don't want to. Well that's why you're not a
Speaker 2: surgeon like I will be one day if I can
Speaker 2: finally start going to school.
Speaker 1: Fireman action, it's happening right now.
Speaker 2: We should do the tig thing and ask if there's
Speaker 2: anything we can do. Guys need a help. My brother
Speaker 2: in law and nephew fireman. Her dad's a fireman, so
Speaker 2: we kind of know what's going on here.
Speaker 1: Engine two twelve.
Speaker 2: Guys, we need some polish at the base of the
Speaker 2: host dispenser and I'm just over there with a SHAMMI
Speaker 2: we don't need it cleaned, thought you guys like shiny trucks.
Speaker 1: I'm here to argue that we should be able to
Speaker 1: turn on the heater at home. Unlike my dad says
Speaker 1: we should get HBO at home. He'd be like, now
Speaker 1: we got it at the firehouse. It's no good. Don't
Speaker 1: worry about it.
Speaker 2: Not since White Lonas, I haven't like anything on HBO.
Speaker 1: My dad actually watched Ripley on Netflix and loved it
Speaker 1: and recommended it to me. I was like, seriously, it's
Speaker 1: a really good taste.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's great. I get nervous to tell my dad
Speaker 2: about slow burning stories like that because it's not action
Speaker 2: right away. You know, Kurt Russell isn't in it, so
Speaker 2: it's I'm I am impressed, Like it's I like slow
Speaker 2: burning storylines and that Ripley series. You know, it could
Speaker 2: have just been a remake of the talented Mister Ripley movie. Right. No,
Speaker 2: the series all the details and it really. Who is
Speaker 2: that actor that everyone loves because of flea Bag, Tom
Speaker 2: Tom Club.
Speaker 1: That everyone loves Candy you know him? He lost Candy? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: sexy priest from Fleabag. He's Irish, his star has risen,
Speaker 1: he's now and everything and everyone loves him.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Andrew Scott, Andrew Andrew Scott. Tom is not involved. There's
Speaker 1: no Tom.
Speaker 2: His brother Tom Scott is Tom Everett Scott. Tom Everett
Speaker 2: Scott used to be an actorizing Campini or.
Speaker 1: Oh, that's the firehouse right there. Yeah, there was not
Speaker 1: a fire, They were just trying to park their trucks, right,
Speaker 1: I see.
Speaker 2: Yeah. There there's always a lot of fanfare with the
Speaker 2: backing because they got to back them in and they
Speaker 2: got to turn those lights on when they do it,
Speaker 2: and they're big rigs. You know, you got a guy
Speaker 2: in back steering the thing.
Speaker 1: I think I told you this story. But recently, like
Speaker 1: within the last five years, I was driving with my
Speaker 1: dad and I'm always very critical of his driving because
Speaker 1: if he starts telling a story, we'll be on the
Speaker 1: freeway and he'll slow down to like thirty miles an
Speaker 1: hour two because he can't do both. Yeah, but we
Speaker 1: were doing something, and I was like, that's kind of
Speaker 1: nervous because I'm like, oh, my dad's getting old or whatever.
Speaker 1: And then I forgot the man drove right. He has
Speaker 1: a Class C driver's license or whatever it is that
Speaker 1: enables you to drive big rigs. He can drive a
Speaker 1: truck on a city street, like he knows how to drive.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I suddenly was like, oh, I don't have to worry
Speaker 1: about this.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's that, but there's also having the confidence from
Speaker 2: that time, and then just motor skills waning, which people
Speaker 2: don't have control over, right, sometimes, you know, I worry
Speaker 2: about that, just anyone that's eighty something, right, just it
Speaker 2: may be in your mind, you still have it, but you.
Speaker 1: Know, but who knows.
Speaker 2: Who knows until it's too late.
Speaker 1: Until you're crashed into the bank.
Speaker 2: Blood on the Highway what was the name of that?
Speaker 2: I never had to watch it, but they were blood
Speaker 2: on the asphalt, Blood on the asphalt. Yes, a scare
Speaker 2: propaganda film from the sixties. I don't believe I ever
Speaker 2: had to watch it.
Speaker 1: I didn't either. I think it was a little too late,
Speaker 1: little too dated for us. Also, yeah, we just had
Speaker 1: a driver's let's see, it was driver's head, and then
Speaker 1: driver's training was when you were actually in the car.
Speaker 1: So our driver's ED teacher was mister Doherty, and he
Speaker 1: was such a good driver's ed teacher. But really the
Speaker 1: only thing I remember him teaching us is hey, and
Speaker 1: if you're tired, pull over and sleep right where. I'm like,
Speaker 1: that is the most unrealistic, Like you shouldn't be telling
Speaker 1: teenage girls like pull over and sleep on the side
Speaker 1: of the highway. Yeah, but he was. That was a
Speaker 1: thing where he was very concerned that we were all
Speaker 1: going to fall asleep at the wheel right.
Speaker 2: Well, he's saying that because in his experience, he pulls
Speaker 2: over when he's too drunk to drive. My no offense
Speaker 2: to the doerty, No you're not.
Speaker 1: You don't even know them.
Speaker 2: My driver's ED teacher. I am certain as I've stopped drinking,
Speaker 2: vivid memories things I've suppressed memories are coming back a
Speaker 2: lot of them. I'm pretty sure he was drunk. Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: that would explain why on a frozen mountain road he
Speaker 2: just pulled the eve break to see what I would do.
Speaker 2: That's something a drunk friend.
Speaker 1: But also a true driver's trainer would do because he
Speaker 1: was training you for real driving.
Speaker 2: Yeah, except I don't think that ever happens. The the
Speaker 2: e break, which is unlike slamming on the brakes, would
Speaker 2: suddenly be fully engaged. And we went in the ditch
Speaker 2: and we had to call someone. I don't remember how
Speaker 2: that ended, but me and two other students were just
Speaker 2: in a snowy ditch because the teacher was wiling.
Speaker 1: It's just so funny to me because your teacher was
Speaker 1: cross faded.
Speaker 2: Yes, I learned that. What is that when you're high
Speaker 2: and drunk?
Speaker 1: Really?
Speaker 2: M that's great.
Speaker 1: Yeah, when you combine.
Speaker 2: Both originally coined because of base and treble. Really I'm
Speaker 2: not sure. Well, a cross fade sounds like something you
Speaker 2: do in the studio.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that makes sense. Yeah, that big chicken man
Speaker 1: up there holding a bucket.
Speaker 2: Why don't they have him so far into the building.
Speaker 2: That should be on display.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it should be up here, and it should be
Speaker 1: facing what if it was on a rotating thing like
Speaker 1: this sad happy foot?
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh I missed that foot. Yeah, there that is
Speaker 2: a Uh we're looking at a seventeen foot tall chicken
Speaker 2: anthropomorphized to have thumbs and fingers. We've talked about this.
Speaker 2: I'm sure he has chicken feet though, but he's wearing
Speaker 2: jeans and a red polo.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and he's huge, He's really big.
Speaker 2: And why is he up there?
Speaker 1: Yeah, he looks like he's selling something out of a bucket.
Speaker 1: Maybe he's bucket a chicken because he's a chicken music cannibal.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's that's always bizarre to me when they
Speaker 2: use the animal to sell the meat of that animal.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a I think it's in Seattle or Portland,
Speaker 1: there's a or anywhere. Really there's a pig that looks
Speaker 1: super Oh no, it was in New York City. I
Speaker 1: took a picture of it. There's a pig that like
Speaker 1: looked thrilled and he was on the side of a
Speaker 1: butcher shop where was like, what are you doing?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Are you just masochistic?
Speaker 1: You're disgusting is what you are? Pig?
Speaker 2: Yeah, sorry, pig, A true pig. I when I moved
Speaker 2: to Austin, Texas, I was so excited to be in
Speaker 2: this city that, you know, where art was a currency.
Speaker 2: As I've said before, there was sculptures like that on
Speaker 2: every other building, really everywhere you look in Austin. I
Speaker 2: think it also has to do with there being no
Speaker 2: building codes, just giant rotating, perfectly sculpted animals and monsters
Speaker 2: dragon Like the pizza place had a giant like lizard
Speaker 2: dragon draped over the side of the building, like everywhere.
Speaker 2: It was so cool. There's art all around that city.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 2: But you know, now, it's a bunch at dot.
Speaker 1: Commerce, your right wingers ripping down the lizards.
Speaker 2: They're just fiscally conservative, Karen, that's all. They still like
Speaker 2: to draw and paint.
Speaker 1: They still want their own rights, just not yours exactly.
Speaker 2: It's about me, not anyone else.
Speaker 1: Do you know about the National Women's strike on June
Speaker 1: twenty fourth?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: Yeah, where do I go? I'm not sure if I'm
Speaker 1: sure they'll be marches. But women are to stop working
Speaker 1: and doing anything on June twenty fourth until we get
Speaker 1: our goddamn bodily autonomy back.
Speaker 2: That's great, or just for the day. That's great.
Speaker 1: That can wear a red shirt.
Speaker 2: That'll be noticed that I hope. So that's in. I'll
Speaker 2: be wearing red out of out of whatever the word
Speaker 2: is support support?
Speaker 1: Did you blank out on the word support?
Speaker 2: Now there's a more specific word out of hegemony.
Speaker 1: That's too specific, okay and inaccurate?
Speaker 2: Uh, everyone's yelling the word. Uh yeah, sure that works. Also,
Speaker 2: it's funny. I will kick myself about not thinking of
Speaker 2: this word.
Speaker 1: Out of I know what you, I know what you're
Speaker 1: trying to think of.
Speaker 2: Yeah, isn't it funny?
Speaker 1: Hey? Could you get your garbage cans further out into
Speaker 1: the fucking street? Who did this?
Speaker 2: Well? They are lined up perfectly. Yeah, true, but they
Speaker 2: shouldn't be butted against my car.
Speaker 1: Oh wait, I think I'm on the wrong street. I
Speaker 1: thought I was on a different street.
Speaker 2: Be careful. There's speed humps up ahead. Okay, I'm not
Speaker 2: going up there, way different from more popular speed bumps humps.
Speaker 2: Come on. That was after the your mind out of
Speaker 2: the gutter street sign maker.
Speaker 1: The Fergie song came out, and then they were like,
Speaker 1: we're changing this. Oh this is my favorite color of bougainvilla.
Speaker 1: That is the rare, beautiful light pink shade that I
Speaker 1: love so much. Just want to point it out.
Speaker 2: It's almost borderline mob no some of them. That's they
Speaker 2: get older.
Speaker 1: Sure, yes, yes, yes, I think I negate you too much.
Speaker 2: It's okay. Out of alliance support, I'm going it's.
Speaker 1: A word for like believing in the cause and being
Speaker 1: a part of it without being the subject.
Speaker 2: Stand with the word. Yeah, it's it's driving me nuts.
Speaker 1: I stand with you.
Speaker 2: We must edit this part out. I feel it, I
Speaker 2: love it.
Speaker 1: I think it's compelling.
Speaker 2: It is. It's the funny thing is I know people
Speaker 2: are yelling at if they're Yeah.
Speaker 1: I think this probably is one of the most irritating
Speaker 1: things that happens during a podcast.
Speaker 2: Yes, for listeners, for sure. We're too proud to admit
Speaker 2: we just can't think of a word. And by we
Speaker 2: I mean me.
Speaker 1: I I can't think either.
Speaker 2: Yeah, out of Yeah, it's okay.
Speaker 1: Not allegiance. Solidarity. Yeah, solidarity is the word that is wordy.
Speaker 2: They save the day. Thank you, Onalise, Thank you solidarity.
Speaker 2: I will wear red? Is that what I should wear? Yes? Okay? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Why red?
Speaker 1: It's just the color everyone's picking. I think probably because
Speaker 1: a lot of women, because abortion has been made illegal
Speaker 1: in so many places, women are dying, right, It's maybe
Speaker 1: to show people are fucking serious and they're sick of it,
Speaker 1: and uh, you know, and what day is this?
Speaker 2: June twenty fourth, June twenty fourth, wear red. I'll put
Speaker 2: it in my calendar.
Speaker 1: And if there's marches, go there.
Speaker 2: Right, yeah, I mean the first day, Yeah, I can
Speaker 2: be there, right, Oh.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think I think men showing up in solidarity
Speaker 1: a strick asterisk. Oh my god, look at that crucifix.
Speaker 2: That is really yeah, that is that one speaking of red.
Speaker 2: There is blood coming out.
Speaker 1: Of those nails, speaking of solidarity.
Speaker 2: That was speaking of standing up till the very end.
Speaker 2: That Yeah, it's it's real gory. Yeah, it's that was
Speaker 2: a real gory crucifix. But as I like him, that
Speaker 2: Jesus on it was ripped. Yeah, Jesus is hot. You know,
Speaker 2: let's just be honest. It's the only way people wanted
Speaker 2: to believe him.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the only the only believable way. Yeah, is
Speaker 1: when you're hot. Yeah, that's the end of down here
Speaker 1: and see if we can turn it around?
Speaker 2: Do do it? Do missus dash Why that is a
Speaker 2: perfect example. That song that that whole the product may
Speaker 2: be still but they haven't advertised in decades. No, that song,
Speaker 2: oddly is always in my head. Yeah, it's three notes
Speaker 2: and they aren't even notes.
Speaker 1: And it's similar to when my cousin sang Molly mc
Speaker 1: butter into my ear at the dinner table when of
Speaker 1: my mom was very much showing signs of very bad Alzheimer's,
Speaker 1: and it was like one of those moments where everyone
Speaker 1: just kind of was holding their breath and then my
Speaker 1: cousin Teve leaned over and went, Molly mc butter, uh,
Speaker 1: because it was just like that's what we all needed,
Speaker 1: we all needed a little let's leave this moment right now.
Speaker 1: And I think about it to this day and it
Speaker 1: makes me laugh. So I think Missus Dash has a
Speaker 1: similar like maybe when things slow down and you're not
Speaker 1: sure what to say, you can just always sing the
Speaker 1: Missus Dash song. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a lighthearted. It's a good way to just
Speaker 2: remember better times.
Speaker 1: You don't have to know how to sing, because all
Speaker 1: it is is Missus Dash. It's almost more like talking.
Speaker 1: It's like Broadway Rex Harrison Top.
Speaker 2: But there was always a little bit of a flirtatious
Speaker 2: like sensual missus Dad. Yeah, you're right, there's like a
Speaker 2: I've noticed that that same voice on an elevator when
Speaker 2: they say first floor, second floor, and then but I
Speaker 2: think it's lobby or maybe its first floor where she
Speaker 2: goes first floor, there's like a different floor seductive, and
Speaker 2: then she has thirteenth floor. Yeah, yeah, then it goes
Speaker 2: straight into Norwegian death metal.
Speaker 1: Don't get off on the thirteenth floor.
Speaker 2: I follow on Instagram account where that obviously the dad
Speaker 2: is like a death metal, grindcore scream band guy, and
Speaker 2: he records his kids and they are mimicking it. They're
Speaker 2: trying to mimic their dad and their cute little kids
Speaker 2: and their little Fisher Price swings and they're just go
Speaker 2: and he plays metal to it. And it's the most
Speaker 2: watchable thing I've ever seen.
Speaker 1: I love that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's uh, if you just grind core metal kids,
Speaker 2: I think you'll find it. There we go.
Speaker 1: I think we're done with this episode, are we?
Speaker 2: Well, we ramp it up. We really peaked in the middle.
Speaker 2: I'm doing this thing where I kind of do a
Speaker 2: review of the episode, right, and then it kind of
Speaker 2: tapered off at the end, you know, So we want
Speaker 2: to leave people kind of relaxed.
Speaker 1: Yes, And also it's like that's your average hang, isn't
Speaker 1: it like you don't go hardcore the entire time?
Speaker 2: Yeah? And it's not, you know, NonStop laughs every time
Speaker 2: we meet. No, I mean, yes, it's important. That's what
Speaker 2: I was gonna say. I apologize you, fuck me, fuck
Speaker 2: you you've been listening to Do You Need a Ride?
Speaker 4: Do You?
Speaker 2: I am move out of the way.
Speaker 1: And then I honk it hers orry. She's like you,
Speaker 1: and then she's like, they're standing in solidarity with me.
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