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Speaker 1: talk better than they say. These are the radio blogs

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Speaker 1: on the Fred Show for running in our diaries, except

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Speaker 1: we say them aloud. We call them blogs. Can't keego yo,

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Speaker 1: dear blog yo. So that's good.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. I just I just feel like we just need

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Speaker 2: to all put this on the floor and just address

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Speaker 2: these people all for once. Okay, what exactly are you

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Speaker 2: trying to do when you FaceTime someone unplanned? I feel

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Speaker 2: like I feel like you are trying to catch me

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Speaker 2: with my pants down. You know, there's some type of

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Speaker 2: operation going on that you're trying to, like, after.

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Speaker 1: After you tell me that you answered the phone once

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Speaker 1: mid thrust. Yes, you and Big Tim we're getting it on.

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Speaker 1: Apparently you get the foot you saw it was me

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Speaker 1: until you answered while he was getting at it. Now,

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Speaker 1: that's why I FaceTime you all the time. I'm hoping

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna catch a little something.

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Speaker 2: Is that what you're doing? Yeah, because I the moment

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Speaker 2: you like, And I really hope that if anyone is

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Speaker 2: ever in danger that you try to reach me, don't

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Speaker 2: FaceTime me, call me or text me. Do not FaceTime

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Speaker 2: me because I'm not picking up. I refuse, and I

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Speaker 2: just feel like it's my right. And when you just

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Speaker 2: out here facetimon folks unannounced, that is I think it

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Speaker 2: is rude.

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Speaker 1: I mean you could just not answer. Rude. It's a

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Speaker 1: rude Sometimes I'm just drunk of puppies that I want

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Speaker 1: to call you that way. I'm not any it was

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Speaker 1: the ulterior motive. I already know what that's going to be.

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Speaker 2: You're excluded from me, right so I thought it was

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Speaker 2: Friday night.

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Speaker 1: Man, I get a FaceTime for me that I know,

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Speaker 1: I don't exactly what. There's no malice. You're not calling

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Speaker 1: to break that news to me. Drunk pephes everyone knows that,

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Speaker 1: but you will remember if we're naked, So I answer

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Speaker 1: doesn't matter.

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Speaker 2: Like I know, when Jason calls me, I already know

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Speaker 2: what's on the other somebody's working the cashier, the registered crazy, right,

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Speaker 2: But when a random friend just face times me out

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Speaker 2: of note, like who do you think you are?

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Speaker 1: First?

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Speaker 2: Okay, let's talk about it.

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Speaker 1: She does to you, I would agree, girl, you cannot

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Speaker 1: sneak attack face times. She asked me, can I call

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Speaker 1: you for some advice? I'm like, oh, you know, it's serious.

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Speaker 1: She needs to talk and she just face times me

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Speaker 1: and I answer, I have no makeup on him in

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Speaker 1: the bed.

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Speaker 2: I'm terrified. My witching hour is two pm.

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Speaker 1: It's when I start to get really scared and like

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Speaker 1: very tired. Yeah, and she just is on there like

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Speaker 1: looking at me, and she wants to talk. Do you

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Speaker 1: know how long and how hard it is to say

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Speaker 1: engaged looking at someone for that long? Yeah? FaceTime is

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Speaker 1: a lot of work, and based on the phone, I

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Speaker 1: can be doing anything right and just listening, but FaceTime,

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Speaker 1: I got to look and look engage, and you can

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Speaker 1: tell if I'm not paying attention. And i' mean even

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Speaker 1: I would say eighty percent of the time. Now, I'll

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Speaker 1: even text you to see if I can call you.

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Speaker 1: There are very few people. There are very few people

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Speaker 1: that I will just pick up the phone and call.

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Speaker 1: Unless it's an emergency or it's really urgent. I will

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Speaker 1: usually text someone now and say, hey, I can we talk?

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Speaker 1: Is now a good time or whatever? Before I will call.

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Speaker 2: Because you were raised right, Yeah, you know what I'm saying.

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Speaker 2: I'm a fred instilled that in you. That is what

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Speaker 2: you are supposed.

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Speaker 1: I mean FaceTime wasn't invented until I was in my thirties,

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Speaker 1: but still, I mean she was still had we had

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Speaker 1: to have a refresher raising class. Yeah, where she told me.

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Speaker 1: But see now she'll sneak attack of FaceTime, no problem,

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Speaker 1: Oh mama friend, oh mama freend will sneak attack of

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Speaker 1: face time. Oh yeah. And we know what she'll do

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Speaker 1: sometimes is she'll call and I'll pick up, and you go,

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Speaker 1: oh good, and then all of a sudden you hear

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Speaker 1: that and it's her trying to make it into a FaceTime. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, no, I agree to a call picking this up.

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Speaker 1: I agreed to a call, not a FaceTime. I would

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Speaker 1: have not answered if I'd known that was coming. I'm

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Speaker 1: getting heated about this now.

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Speaker 2: Yes, it's not right. Man. Then you get on the FaceTime,

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Speaker 2: you forget you're on there. Next thing you know, walking around,

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Speaker 2: showed you my tie house, you saw me with my

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Speaker 2: hair off. It's just it's not safe.

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Speaker 1: That's the thing. You have to expect that. I'm going

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Speaker 1: to have my AirPods. I'm going to set the phone down.

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Speaker 1: You're just be looking at my ceiling and I'm going

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Speaker 1: to continue walking around doing the laundry, doing the stuff

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Speaker 1: that I need to do. And we can still talk.

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Speaker 1: But you are not seeing anything. Say you're seeing the

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Speaker 1: table or the ceiling.

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Speaker 2: Just call me for that.

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Speaker 1: That needs to be added to the Fred Show Constitution.

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Speaker 1: I think maybe on today's tangent, Paulina, we're going to

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Speaker 1: keep that open because today I think we're going to

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Speaker 1: talk about your boobs because you mentioned that on our sheet.

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Speaker 1: I like that you wanted to talk about your boobs,

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Speaker 1: and I think that's a better form for that. And

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Speaker 1: then I also think I think we need to have

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Speaker 1: a little vote here of the Congress. Yes, and we

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Speaker 1: need I think there are some things that need to

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Speaker 1: come off the constitution that are outdated and some things

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Speaker 1: that need to be added, and I think one of

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Speaker 1: the things that needs to be added without question is

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Speaker 1: no surprise facetimes. No if I make it that far,

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Speaker 1: because I'm already in trouble with our boss, Interimbella. Oh

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Speaker 1: yeah wow.

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Speaker 2: Dot dot dot is well the checks I received permission

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Speaker 2: before this topic.

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Speaker 1: That's my own boy,