WEBVTT - #204: Strippers, Belly Dancers, and Dick...Van Dyke 0:00:00.760 --> 0:00:07.080 Start uf dot Up, Start Up, Brooklyn Boy Start Up, 0:00:07.440 --> 0:00:15.520 Brooklyn buys start Data. They're making noise data dot up. 0:00:15.600 --> 0:00:21.520 Episode two oh four. This is the Brooklyn Boys podcast again. 0:00:21.640 --> 0:00:23.560 I was getting so close to the episode four D 0:00:23.920 --> 0:00:26.040 just getting you can you can almost feel it. I 0:00:26.079 --> 0:00:29.040 could taste it. Yeah, we won't get there until our 0:00:29.080 --> 0:00:32.800 next pandemic. You can't have the next one till this 0:00:32.920 --> 0:00:36.960 one ends. Is over. Thanks doctor, it's over from me. 0:00:37.000 --> 0:00:39.519 I'm done. I'm done. Well, you're a podcaster, so you 0:00:39.520 --> 0:00:42.920 can have you can have science opinions your podcast. Do Yeah, yeah, 0:00:42.960 --> 0:00:44.760 I do what. I want to hang out with everybody. 0:00:44.920 --> 0:00:47.440 I'm ready. I'm ready to do that that stage dive 0:00:47.520 --> 0:00:52.720 thing that into concert into the US to remember back 0:00:52.720 --> 0:00:55.639 in the day when it's like the girl who has 0:00:55.680 --> 0:00:59.480 surgery on her arm and the uh, the doctor says 0:00:59.480 --> 0:01:00.840 you need surgery you're arm and she says, well, I'll 0:01:00.840 --> 0:01:02.960 be able to play the violin after surgery. He goes, yeah, 0:01:02.960 --> 0:01:04.640 of course she's so good because I couldn't play it. 0:01:06.080 --> 0:01:07.959 She's like, oh, post pandemic, I'm gonna go back to 0:01:08.000 --> 0:01:10.440 doing crowdsurfing and stage diving. Yeah, so I can't. I 0:01:10.440 --> 0:01:12.360 can't wait to jump back into because you know, I 0:01:12.400 --> 0:01:14.680 was a big masher back in the days, remember the nineties. 0:01:15.080 --> 0:01:16.880 But I was, I was right there in the pit. 0:01:17.319 --> 0:01:19.000 So let me ask you a serious question. Have you 0:01:19.000 --> 0:01:24.160 ever staged dove or crowdsurfed? Neither? If I'm being honest. 0:01:24.560 --> 0:01:27.240 Obviously people know what sarcasm is on this podcast. Yes, 0:01:28.120 --> 0:01:29.959 you know that, they could tell I was being sarcastic, 0:01:30.000 --> 0:01:32.440 but no, I could tell I just haven't. Yes, I 0:01:32.480 --> 0:01:35.840 have crowdsurfed and I've mashed. I have not staged dove, 0:01:36.280 --> 0:01:39.319 but I have caught people stage diving onto me like 0:01:39.360 --> 0:01:42.160 I was in. Yes, I've actually been. I've actually been 0:01:42.200 --> 0:01:45.360 the holder upper of a crowd surfer back in the day. 0:01:45.440 --> 0:01:47.800 So when I crowd surfed, I didn't jump onto the top. 0:01:47.840 --> 0:01:50.000 I had people lift me up and then after like 0:01:50.000 --> 0:01:51.480 a little bit of bumping, I got the hell off, 0:01:51.520 --> 0:01:53.880 like I was like, I gotta get down. Yeah, but 0:01:53.920 --> 0:01:56.720 I was hardcore, you know hard rock concerts and and 0:01:56.760 --> 0:02:00.080 heavy metal concerts, and I mean thrash metal back in 0:02:00.120 --> 0:02:03.040 the day, you know Brodie even. But even those concerts, 0:02:03.880 --> 0:02:06.560 they they were they were known for that. But then 0:02:06.600 --> 0:02:08.239 there were the other concerts, like when I went to 0:02:08.240 --> 0:02:11.960 see the Red Hot Chili Peppers where I was literally 0:02:13.560 --> 0:02:17.360 Red Hot Chili Peppers, yes, and Nine Inch Nails two 0:02:17.480 --> 0:02:20.080 is to stand out concerts. I saw Nine Inch Nails 0:02:20.080 --> 0:02:24.000 in Poughkeepsie and they're some auditorium. It was crazy in 0:02:24.040 --> 0:02:25.600 the nine in the mid nineties. And and and the Red 0:02:25.639 --> 0:02:29.119 Hot Chili Peppers. Red Hot Chili Peppers were somewhere in midtown. 0:02:29.320 --> 0:02:32.840 Both venues were general admission, standing only, and as you 0:02:32.880 --> 0:02:36.400 would imagine at the time of the height of their 0:02:36.440 --> 0:02:41.120 you know, success or their popularity with I mean both concerts. 0:02:41.160 --> 0:02:43.080 I started like kind of near the front, with like 0:02:43.120 --> 0:02:45.880 maybe like seven eight people like towards the front, and 0:02:45.919 --> 0:02:47.680 then as soon as the lights went down and and 0:02:47.720 --> 0:02:52.120 then the music started, I got fucking pushed back all 0:02:52.160 --> 0:02:55.160 the way to the fucking soundboard like faster than I could, 0:02:56.000 --> 0:02:58.639 you know, fucking breathe. I was like, what is going on? 0:02:59.160 --> 0:03:01.600 And I literally go to oh no, oh no, because 0:03:01.639 --> 0:03:04.840 what happens is people start pushing and pushing at that moment, 0:03:05.080 --> 0:03:08.360 and then the thrust of the crowd because you know, backwards, 0:03:08.360 --> 0:03:10.760 everyone's going you know, you could just you can't even 0:03:10.880 --> 0:03:12.840 and then the mosh pit breaks out in the middle area. 0:03:13.040 --> 0:03:15.560 The middle front. So I wasn't even getting near there. 0:03:15.600 --> 0:03:17.120 I had to I had to be pushed all the 0:03:17.120 --> 0:03:19.120 way to the back. At any point, did you go 0:03:19.280 --> 0:03:23.160 oh and run? Yes? Make that sound well? I did? Well? Well, 0:03:23.200 --> 0:03:24.800 my friends, it was always four of us that went 0:03:24.840 --> 0:03:26.679 to the show. We always bought bought tickets and four 0:03:27.080 --> 0:03:30.120 and literally by the time there ten minutes in and 0:03:30.160 --> 0:03:32.280 the lights are out and the contests in full throttle, 0:03:32.560 --> 0:03:34.560 all four of us are separated from each other and 0:03:34.639 --> 0:03:37.200 making new friends. And that's what that's what happened at 0:03:37.200 --> 0:03:40.200 both those shows. Those those two specifically stand out in 0:03:40.280 --> 0:03:43.360 my head. What about you? I was always in the front, 0:03:43.600 --> 0:03:46.480 like in uh concerts. In Brooklyn, there was a venue 0:03:46.520 --> 0:03:49.800 called Lamore. It was a medium sized club, but they 0:03:49.800 --> 0:03:51.920 had all the biggest names of hard rock and heavy 0:03:51.920 --> 0:03:53.840 metal and you can go see them in a small club. 0:03:53.920 --> 0:03:56.080 Iron Maiden played this club. It's only like a couple 0:03:56.080 --> 0:03:58.560 of hundred people, like but the cool like band. Big 0:03:58.560 --> 0:04:00.480 bands would go there and maybe in band so we 0:04:00.520 --> 0:04:02.360 would always be like up on the barricade or on 0:04:02.360 --> 0:04:05.280 the stage, but there was no like like today, people 0:04:05.280 --> 0:04:07.920 get crushed to death. One concept I went to like 0:04:07.960 --> 0:04:10.160 in retrospect, had I gone, like last week, I'd be 0:04:10.200 --> 0:04:15.000 dead now. It was some kind of it was okay, 0:04:15.040 --> 0:04:18.760 So it was there was three or four bands, but 0:04:18.800 --> 0:04:22.120 I remember that it was Guns and Roses opening four. 0:04:22.360 --> 0:04:24.560 It was Guns and Roses, Deep Purple, and Arroo Smith. 0:04:24.640 --> 0:04:27.279 I think so you guys listening might know all of 0:04:27.279 --> 0:04:29.440 them or some of those bands I just mentioned. And 0:04:29.520 --> 0:04:33.279 so Guns and Roses opened the show. So this was 0:04:33.320 --> 0:04:36.359 when they were on their way up, so probably the 0:04:36.360 --> 0:04:38.040 album was out. They were a big hit, but they 0:04:38.040 --> 0:04:40.800 weren't like the headliner, and Arrow Smith of course was bigger, 0:04:40.800 --> 0:04:43.360 and Deep Purple was bigger. So we got there. When 0:04:43.400 --> 0:04:47.520 I say we, I went with three guys, Jimmy, Scott, 0:04:47.680 --> 0:04:53.600 and I remember the other guy's name many many more Jack. Yeah. 0:04:53.680 --> 0:04:57.440 So Jimmy and the other guy were like six five six, 0:04:57.560 --> 0:05:00.800 like well over six ft, and they worked out big guys, 0:05:01.279 --> 0:05:04.160 and Scott was about six ft, big guy. And so 0:05:04.200 --> 0:05:06.560 when we got we got there really early, really early, 0:05:06.560 --> 0:05:08.920 and got up on the barricade. We were right right 0:05:08.960 --> 0:05:12.679 off the center of the stage, first row Giants Stadium, 0:05:12.680 --> 0:05:14.440 which is a football stadium, because you didn't know it 0:05:14.520 --> 0:05:16.800 was a football stadium. It's gone now, and so you've 0:05:16.839 --> 0:05:18.599 got I don't a hundred thousand people there, but we're 0:05:18.640 --> 0:05:21.520 on the floor general mission, and we're on the barricade, 0:05:22.200 --> 0:05:24.320 on the barricad, I'm leaning on the barricade, which is 0:05:24.360 --> 0:05:27.240 you know, ten ft from the stage. Well, once the 0:05:27.279 --> 0:05:31.240 show started, the force of the crowd started pushing. And 0:05:31.360 --> 0:05:33.600 luckily because I'm I'm not a big guy, I'm not 0:05:33.680 --> 0:05:35.919 a muscular guy, and five ten if you know, in 0:05:35.960 --> 0:05:38.880 the right pair of sneakers, and they locked arms with me. 0:05:39.040 --> 0:05:40.839 I may have told this story on the podcast before, 0:05:41.160 --> 0:05:45.680 but they locked arms with me and one guy, one 0:05:45.720 --> 0:05:48.839 guy got behind me, uh like, you know, just to 0:05:48.880 --> 0:05:50.800 block the crowd because they saw that I was, you know, 0:05:50.839 --> 0:05:54.200 the smallest of the four and uh it was like 0:05:55.279 --> 0:05:58.040 and and so anyone pushed from behind the big guy 0:05:58.120 --> 0:06:00.320 with the he had a mullet and he like a 0:06:00.720 --> 0:06:04.320 foo man chew like a like like a goatee sort 0:06:04.360 --> 0:06:07.040 of thing. He turned around like like like Chewbacca. He 0:06:07.120 --> 0:06:10.039 was like, don't push me, man, and so he like 0:06:10.120 --> 0:06:12.760 the people behind him were no longer pushing him, but 0:06:12.800 --> 0:06:14.440 the people behind them were pushing. So then it got 0:06:14.480 --> 0:06:16.240 to the point where the people behind us told the 0:06:16.240 --> 0:06:19.440 people behind them stop pushing that, you know, so it 0:06:19.520 --> 0:06:22.479 was like a change reaction. Eventually the pushing stopped, but 0:06:22.560 --> 0:06:24.240 it didn't help. I think Guns and Roses went on 0:06:24.279 --> 0:06:27.080 like an hour and a half late roughly, and it's 0:06:27.080 --> 0:06:29.120 like his eight hour concerts, So for the opening act 0:06:29.160 --> 0:06:30.600 to go on an hour and a half late, people 0:06:30.600 --> 0:06:33.000 would not happen. But yeah, I thought I was gonna die. 0:06:32.520 --> 0:06:35.760 I feel like, and these are doing we're describing conscerts 0:06:35.800 --> 0:06:37.520 in them in the mid nineties. Here I'm assuming for 0:06:37.520 --> 0:06:42.640 you as well. But imagine, imagine, imagine if we had 0:06:42.720 --> 0:06:45.159 cell phones back then the way we do now. I 0:06:45.200 --> 0:06:47.760 don't think there would be mosh pits. I don't think 0:06:47.760 --> 0:06:49.960 they were would have ever been invented because my theory 0:06:50.080 --> 0:06:52.520 is that people are too busy in their phones and 0:06:52.560 --> 0:06:55.200 filming the show that nobody could be bothered with, you 0:06:55.240 --> 0:06:58.919 know you push. Do mosh pits even exist anymore? Because 0:06:58.960 --> 0:07:01.520 people are as they have to have their phone in 0:07:01.560 --> 0:07:04.159 their hands. See the kind of person that mashes the 0:07:04.200 --> 0:07:06.840 people that I was friends with that hardcore mashed. They 0:07:06.880 --> 0:07:09.240 went home bloody and bruised. They're not the type to 0:07:09.279 --> 0:07:12.200 like hold up a camera and film. They're not. They're 0:07:12.200 --> 0:07:14.160 there for the emotion and the raw energy and the 0:07:14.200 --> 0:07:17.200 power of the show. You think that still exists in concerts? 0:07:17.400 --> 0:07:19.600 Oh yeah, Oh yeah, because I know people have still 0:07:19.600 --> 0:07:22.040 go to concerts in Mash. I don't. I don't think 0:07:22.040 --> 0:07:24.400 it happens that like Master Square Garden. I get it 0:07:24.480 --> 0:07:27.920 depends again we're talking about like we're talking about No, 0:07:27.960 --> 0:07:29.920 they would never permit it there. Well, you would never 0:07:29.920 --> 0:07:35.040 see a show smaller. Uh if you go see um 0:07:35.680 --> 0:07:39.800 Harry Styles type, you know, act Olivia Rodrigo, no one's 0:07:39.800 --> 0:07:42.480 gonna be mahing a Driver's not. But if you if 0:07:42.520 --> 0:07:47.240 you go see um hardcore bands, they're gonna mash. People 0:07:47.280 --> 0:07:50.520 are gonna headbang and slam and and you know, maybe 0:07:50.520 --> 0:07:54.600 it's because I've only been going to like show see 0:07:55.080 --> 0:07:57.960 DJ d M right, but what is not dead? Is he? 0:07:58.000 --> 0:08:05.240 Which one is dead? She rest in piece? So you 0:08:05.280 --> 0:08:07.520 know know, But what I'm saying is like I also 0:08:07.560 --> 0:08:09.600 go to age appropriate shows meeting, Like I don't go 0:08:09.680 --> 0:08:11.680 to shows that a twenty one year old or an 0:08:11.680 --> 0:08:15.120 eighteen year old is going to go to anyway. Sure, 0:08:16.080 --> 0:08:19.240 not on the mash tip I'm talking about it, you know, 0:08:19.400 --> 0:08:21.600 but like okay, for instance, okay, when okay then when 0:08:21.640 --> 0:08:24.440 we were young tours going on. It's actually gonna be 0:08:24.480 --> 0:08:26.960 one show. Actually they end a So this is gonna 0:08:26.960 --> 0:08:30.400 in Vegas. It's on the Las Vegas Um Festival grounds 0:08:30.880 --> 0:08:33.640 Um October we gond of October twenty one, twenty two, 0:08:34.120 --> 0:08:36.880 and now it's they've added a third showed October nine 0:08:37.120 --> 0:08:40.520 because the first two sold out immediately. This is sixties 0:08:40.520 --> 0:08:44.000 seven bands from the early two thousand's, we're gonna call 0:08:44.080 --> 0:08:47.840 them emo and late nineties right, also the late nineties, 0:08:48.040 --> 0:08:50.720 early mid two thousands, but that's the that's the sweet 0:08:50.720 --> 0:08:53.120 spot is the mid two thousands. So my oldest daughter 0:08:53.160 --> 0:08:56.600 already emailed me and said because she's away at school 0:08:56.640 --> 0:08:59.760 and she's like, I gotta go right, Well, good luck 0:08:59.800 --> 0:09:01.720 to me getting them. So it's a lot of goth 0:09:01.840 --> 0:09:04.560 and alt and emo stuff. It's as boys like girls. 0:09:04.760 --> 0:09:09.959 It's love them taking back Sunday Dashboard Confessional three h 0:09:10.080 --> 0:09:15.320 three Paramore men who um oh um. Avril Levine is 0:09:15.320 --> 0:09:19.680 playing I'm forgetting the main head my Chemical Romances headlining 0:09:20.160 --> 0:09:24.640 anybody with a guitar from and maybe have wore skinny 0:09:24.720 --> 0:09:28.240 jeans and guyliner. Yes they're they're uh so sixties seven 0:09:28.280 --> 0:09:30.880 of these groups bands, but my, my, my larger point 0:09:31.000 --> 0:09:34.080 is that's a festival ground and there's gonna be you know, 0:09:34.080 --> 0:09:36.520 there's three stages and it's from eleven and eleven to 0:09:36.600 --> 0:09:38.120 eleven PM. I don't how they're gonna fit all that 0:09:38.200 --> 0:09:40.400 music in one in one show. I might have talked 0:09:40.400 --> 0:09:42.480 about this in the last podcast, but what what what 0:09:42.520 --> 0:09:46.120 I what I'm getting at is we as people in 0:09:46.160 --> 0:09:48.760 our age. The people that that targets now are people 0:09:48.800 --> 0:09:52.800 in their thirties, mainly twenties and thirties, and you know, 0:09:52.880 --> 0:09:55.160 and and us if we wanted to go right. So 0:09:56.200 --> 0:09:58.440 those kids are those people that are gonna be at 0:09:58.480 --> 0:10:01.680 that show are gonna a lot more calm down now 0:10:02.280 --> 0:10:06.120 watching it than they were when they were originally watching 0:10:06.160 --> 0:10:09.520 those groups when they were in their teens. Maybe maybe 0:10:09.840 --> 0:10:12.240 they'll have a you know, uh, I don't see a 0:10:12.280 --> 0:10:14.960 pit break now, white claw in their hand. But but 0:10:15.120 --> 0:10:17.000 I don't know about that, because there are people who 0:10:17.000 --> 0:10:19.280 are let's say they're let's say they're twenty five now, 0:10:19.320 --> 0:10:21.440 because they may not have been growing. They may not 0:10:21.480 --> 0:10:23.600 have been seven teen when that music came out, but 0:10:23.760 --> 0:10:26.880 they they were maybe three four, and they grew up 0:10:26.920 --> 0:10:29.679 with that knowledge of that music, and so to them 0:10:29.760 --> 0:10:33.520 it's it's still it's still maybe their favorite music. Yeah, 0:10:33.600 --> 0:10:36.720 your favorite music. But yeah, but before you, let's face it, 0:10:36.760 --> 0:10:38.840 the older you get, the less you want to get 0:10:38.960 --> 0:10:42.000 hurt and fall, so you you're less approach. At this 0:10:42.120 --> 0:10:43.640 point in my life, I get hurt and fall. We're 0:10:43.640 --> 0:10:45.920 not going to a convert exactly. You don't need that 0:10:46.559 --> 0:10:49.000 speak speaking of old music because we're killing this thing, 0:10:49.040 --> 0:10:50.960 I think. But I wanted to shout out I don't 0:10:50.960 --> 0:10:52.679 know her real name, because well I do, but I 0:10:52.720 --> 0:10:56.160 don't have in front of me and underscore k underscore 0:10:56.200 --> 0:10:59.760 t a woman. Uh he noticed that I quoted a 0:10:59.800 --> 0:11:03.240 law from a Metallica song last week, but she credited 0:11:03.240 --> 0:11:06.160 it as the band that Metallica covered, which is Misfits, 0:11:06.480 --> 0:11:09.160 which means she's old school, old school and knew that. 0:11:09.520 --> 0:11:12.400 So it's I was quoting the Metallica cover version and 0:11:12.480 --> 0:11:15.800 she was quoting the original Misfits version, which is probably 0:11:16.040 --> 0:11:19.240 again around the time of we're talking about early nineties, Misfits, 0:11:19.520 --> 0:11:21.440 mid eighties whatever was done. Don't tweet me. So I 0:11:21.440 --> 0:11:23.040 wanted to give her credit for that because she got 0:11:23.080 --> 0:11:25.240 the reference. It was, uh, you said, I got something 0:11:25.240 --> 0:11:26.720 to say, and I said, I got I killed Joe 0:11:26.760 --> 0:11:28.960 Baby today, which is a you know, it's an old boat. 0:11:29.400 --> 0:11:32.480 Look at this. I just got this. Oh but this, 0:11:33.200 --> 0:11:36.560 I guess just got a text. Are you coming? I'll 0:11:36.600 --> 0:11:41.480 tell you a second. As far as to answer that 0:11:41.559 --> 0:11:44.839 question from before the spots, uh the commercials, I don't 0:11:44.880 --> 0:11:48.840 think you're coming. The podcast hasn't gotten to that point yet, Hio. No, 0:11:50.880 --> 0:11:52.839 I gave up. I'll tell you what I gave up tonight. 0:11:53.720 --> 0:11:56.440 Our friend Cheryl Um not share. Who do I do 0:11:56.480 --> 0:11:59.160 the other podcast with Cheryl? Our our friend Cheryl Crowley, 0:11:59.720 --> 0:12:03.640 she is the best. She she texted me earlier on 0:12:03.679 --> 0:12:05.280 and I never got back to her. I have to say, no, 0:12:05.280 --> 0:12:07.199 I'm not coming because I'm recording my podcast right now. 0:12:07.240 --> 0:12:08.760 But I want to let you know, David Brody, when 0:12:08.800 --> 0:12:14.640 I gave up to be here tonight, considering you bumped 0:12:14.640 --> 0:12:17.240 the podcast from Wednesday to Thursday, you put yourself in 0:12:17.280 --> 0:12:21.160 a bay, all right. So she got this exclusive invite. 0:12:21.200 --> 0:12:24.120 She wanted me to show up tonight to get this. This. 0:12:24.120 --> 0:12:28.960 This is an event the Spearmint Rhino Gentleman's Club Private 0:12:29.000 --> 0:12:32.840 event invite for tonight. It's going on in Midtown and 0:12:32.920 --> 0:12:35.400 it says, we will be honored to have you and 0:12:35.559 --> 0:12:39.080 up to three of your friends attend our invitation only 0:12:39.160 --> 0:12:41.320 private party. What are we doing, let's go. Oh you 0:12:41.400 --> 0:12:44.040 probably would bring your other three friends. So it's six 0:12:44.080 --> 0:12:47.040 pm to midnight with an open bar and catered food. 0:12:47.720 --> 0:12:52.120 We will be get this. We will be here. It comes, here, 0:12:52.120 --> 0:12:58.000 it comes. We'll be flying in Spearmint Rhino entertainers from 0:12:58.040 --> 0:13:02.080 our locations across the country for this special event. I 0:13:02.120 --> 0:13:04.599 have to be honest with you. Rhino doesn't make me 0:13:04.640 --> 0:13:07.640 think of attractive women. Oh you never heard a spearmit rhino. No, 0:13:07.880 --> 0:13:11.319 but I'm in a Google So Spearmint Rhino is hands down, 0:13:11.360 --> 0:13:13.960 and it's not it's not a promotion, right, No, no, no, 0:13:14.320 --> 0:13:17.080 And if I y K y K slices, if you know, 0:13:17.160 --> 0:13:21.080 you know, and if you do know, yeah, I got it. 0:13:21.400 --> 0:13:24.440 You've been there. It is the most popular strip club 0:13:24.520 --> 0:13:27.160 in America. It's the original one is in Las Vegas, 0:13:27.920 --> 0:13:32.760 um off the strip, and and it's about strip club 0:13:32.760 --> 0:13:34.840 in New York in Vegas. It says, yeah, well, well 0:13:34.880 --> 0:13:38.439 the Vegas is the original list. So anyway, I love them. 0:13:38.480 --> 0:13:41.559 So I guessed that they are now opening this one here, 0:13:42.000 --> 0:13:51.080 So to celebrate and opening on opening opening, Let's say 0:13:51.080 --> 0:13:53.120 that's three times. How many people do they flying in? 0:13:54.640 --> 0:14:02.640 That's a lot of openings. Yeah, think that one gentleman 0:14:02.679 --> 0:14:07.880 here she is grand opening. I can tell you I 0:14:08.000 --> 0:14:09.880 thought of it at the same time. And you said 0:14:09.880 --> 0:14:15.120 it like parking in the parking in the rear. So yeah, 0:14:15.200 --> 0:14:17.680 so a gentleman's club a new a new gentleman's club 0:14:17.760 --> 0:14:20.440 is opened up. So I'm missing that, you know what? 0:14:20.480 --> 0:14:25.720 And I'm happy because are you well? Yeah? So so 0:14:25.720 --> 0:14:27.480 so Cheryl was like, who are the three people you 0:14:27.480 --> 0:14:30.840 would take? No, No, it was Cheryl Crowley's invite, So 0:14:31.040 --> 0:14:34.800 because she wrote and she texted me are you coming? 0:14:35.840 --> 0:14:38.240 Because because I didn't answer her that I wasn't. So 0:14:38.320 --> 0:14:40.080 I just had a right back to her, No, I'm sorry, 0:14:40.120 --> 0:14:42.160 I'm doing the podcast. I should have told you I wasn't, 0:14:42.560 --> 0:14:46.440 but I'm not coming. Literally yeah. So anyway, but she went, 0:14:46.600 --> 0:14:48.040 she might have went, I want to know how it is. 0:14:48.080 --> 0:14:51.479 I need you know, I said, send pictures, but uh, 0:14:51.560 --> 0:14:54.280 but I know spearmint Rhino. So coming to New York? 0:14:54.280 --> 0:14:56.520 How great is that? It's you know, when people go 0:14:56.800 --> 0:14:59.200 to bachelor parties, it's a big thing. You know. I'm 0:14:59.200 --> 0:15:02.320 sure some of us license have some stories about the 0:15:02.320 --> 0:15:05.400 Spearmint Rhino. Please let us know. I would love to 0:15:05.400 --> 0:15:09.640 hear your Spearmint Rhino story. Yeah, well I lost proty. 0:15:09.800 --> 0:15:12.560 You notice how quiet proteus. I'm reading the YELP reviews. 0:15:12.600 --> 0:15:16.000 You're reading or looking at pictures. No, there's no pictures. 0:15:16.040 --> 0:15:19.040 You can't take pictures in their best club in Dallas. 0:15:19.160 --> 0:15:21.640 Want to be around classy, beautiful women in good management 0:15:21.640 --> 0:15:25.440 that takes care of their customers. Come here if you're wrong, 0:15:25.520 --> 0:15:27.640 you'r If you're coming from out of state looking for 0:15:27.680 --> 0:15:29.440 a club to go to tonight, do not hesitate to 0:15:29.440 --> 0:15:32.400 come to Spearmint Rhino. Beautiful club, beautiful ladies. If you 0:15:32.440 --> 0:15:35.840 have money to spend, I'm out engage. Engage in some 0:15:36.000 --> 0:15:40.200 v I P action. Hello, wow, let's get them as 0:15:40.200 --> 0:15:43.480 a client. Oh this person, oh Sarah from Hillsboro, Texas. 0:15:43.480 --> 0:15:47.920 Such a disappointment. Oh she Oh yeah, she's complaining Sarah 0:15:48.640 --> 0:15:50.600 for you, We have a Chara. She that's the ape 0:15:50.640 --> 0:15:54.920 seventy seven of of the Spearmint Rhino reviews. What's what is? 0:15:54.920 --> 0:15:57.960 What is your handle? There? Uh? Sarah S from Hillsboro, 0:15:58.480 --> 0:16:01.440 Sarah S. They were they got a two hundred and 0:16:01.440 --> 0:16:03.920 fifty on the bottle of Crown. They go upstairs to 0:16:03.960 --> 0:16:06.360 the lounge and all they did was beg for us 0:16:06.400 --> 0:16:09.760 to get a room. Oh yeah, because they that's how 0:16:09.760 --> 0:16:13.960 they make their real money, right room, the private room. Well, 0:16:13.960 --> 0:16:19.240 there's right, it's Chris Rock right was of course. But yeah, 0:16:19.640 --> 0:16:22.240 I will tell you that. I'm maybe I'll have to go. 0:16:22.320 --> 0:16:23.880 Maybe you, me and my girlfriend will go to the 0:16:23.880 --> 0:16:27.400 ex parent Rhino. What about you and your your podcast partner? 0:16:28.040 --> 0:16:29.800 You want you want to go to? You never you 0:16:29.920 --> 0:16:32.360 never expressed interest in the strip club and your entirely 0:16:32.520 --> 0:16:36.800 talking about I listen, Uh did I not? When when 0:16:36.800 --> 0:16:39.400 you had your by the way, I just uh Facebook 0:16:39.440 --> 0:16:41.360 told me we shared a memory. Does you have a 0:16:41.400 --> 0:16:43.800 memory that you shared with your friends? Scary Jones? I 0:16:44.120 --> 0:16:47.960 posted the video of your belly dancer, Um, your belly 0:16:48.040 --> 0:16:51.400 dancer birthday party when they put you in a chair 0:16:51.440 --> 0:16:54.640 and had belly dancer dancing around. It was always I 0:16:54.680 --> 0:16:57.320 tried to forget that. So that was a surprise forty 0:16:57.520 --> 0:17:00.360 birthday for me. And when I had a lot of 0:17:00.360 --> 0:17:02.400 people there, including the entire morning show, you were there, 0:17:02.920 --> 0:17:05.080 god video and sharl Crowley was to having a great picture. 0:17:05.560 --> 0:17:08.520 Cheryl was there and I will tell you you know, 0:17:08.560 --> 0:17:11.640 my girlfriend planned it. Uh that was the odd part. 0:17:11.760 --> 0:17:14.240 So she planned it with the no she planned the 0:17:14.320 --> 0:17:18.280 party with the help of what is it sex, sex 0:17:18.280 --> 0:17:20.879 on the way Dave. Yeah, well that's right. Davis is 0:17:20.920 --> 0:17:24.520 in charge of entertain Dave. Dave brought the DJ and 0:17:24.520 --> 0:17:28.680 and then decided to somehow or for whatever, I don't 0:17:28.720 --> 0:17:30.760 know what possessed him to do this, to get a 0:17:30.800 --> 0:17:34.800 belly dancer for me. And I'm telling you he was awkward. 0:17:34.880 --> 0:17:37.360 I was uncomfortable as the day is long. You are 0:17:37.400 --> 0:17:40.600 not good in those kind of cities. Because imagine, all 0:17:40.600 --> 0:17:43.080 of a sudden, now my friends who didn't even know 0:17:43.200 --> 0:17:46.240 they were they were surprised by the belly dancer act. 0:17:46.640 --> 0:17:48.600 All of a sudden, you're having a good time, you're drinking, 0:17:48.600 --> 0:17:50.639 you're having an awesome time. It's a little a little 0:17:50.680 --> 0:17:53.560 classy place. Everybody's dressed up a little bit, and all 0:17:53.600 --> 0:17:56.080 of a sudden, it's like, oh, scary, sit down on 0:17:56.119 --> 0:17:58.800 this chair in the middle of the room and we're 0:17:58.840 --> 0:18:00.639 just gonna shine a light on you. And all of 0:18:00.680 --> 0:18:04.000 a sudden, this weird music comes on and this woman 0:18:04.200 --> 0:18:06.399 enters the room, and now it's got to be awkward 0:18:06.440 --> 0:18:08.280 for the people watching because they didn't expect it. They 0:18:08.320 --> 0:18:10.879 didn't sign up for that, and I certainly didn't. And 0:18:10.920 --> 0:18:13.920 everyone's all eyes on me, and she's doing weird things 0:18:13.920 --> 0:18:16.679 with me. Oh my god, Brodie, I hated Right now, 0:18:16.680 --> 0:18:19.160 I'm getting I'm getting chills thinking about it. I've tried 0:18:19.200 --> 0:18:22.439 to block that out of my memory. The time they 0:18:22.520 --> 0:18:26.640 got me a belly dancer, the worst experience in my life. Yeah, 0:18:26.880 --> 0:18:29.200 I mean, I appreciate Dave. I mean I told him 0:18:29.400 --> 0:18:31.600 I don't want to make him feel bad, but I 0:18:31.640 --> 0:18:36.320 gotta try to find the video. You don't, don't You 0:18:36.320 --> 0:18:38.280 were just sitting there like you're gonna poop in the chair. 0:18:38.359 --> 0:18:40.399 He was so like, Oh, first of all, they were 0:18:40.440 --> 0:18:42.480 two of me because I was I was right before 0:18:42.560 --> 0:18:45.560 Dr Fat loss. Yeah. I don't know, dude, I don't 0:18:45.560 --> 0:18:51.200 even Oh god, I can't, you can't know. I just 0:18:51.320 --> 0:18:54.160 I just think it's really weird. It's a it's awkward 0:18:54.160 --> 0:18:57.240 and bizarre to bring a belly dancer or a stripper 0:18:57.240 --> 0:18:59.520 into a room for a bachelor party and and you're 0:18:59.560 --> 0:19:03.760 the only and everyone's watching you, watching them and you 0:19:03.960 --> 0:19:07.560 and it's it's like weird. It's bizarre. It's not something 0:19:07.600 --> 0:19:11.640 that I wish upon anyone. Yeah, I've been to bachelor 0:19:11.720 --> 0:19:13.320 party type of things like what you're like the way 0:19:13.359 --> 0:19:16.639 your birthday was where the bachelor was really into it, 0:19:17.680 --> 0:19:20.439 like love and life, but you were not. And it 0:19:20.480 --> 0:19:22.520 was mixed company. It wasn't even a bachelor party. It 0:19:22.520 --> 0:19:25.440 wasn't like all guys. It was athday party. The couples, 0:19:25.480 --> 0:19:28.200 there were couples, there were women men. You know, why 0:19:28.240 --> 0:19:29.680 can we get Cheryl on the phone. I'd love to. 0:19:30.359 --> 0:19:31.720 I'd love to hear. Can we get sharl on the 0:19:31.720 --> 0:19:34.399 phone right now? She's probably there? I could, well, I 0:19:34.400 --> 0:19:35.720 could try. I want to. I want to get her 0:19:35.720 --> 0:19:38.080 opinion on if what she remembers that belly dance thing, 0:19:38.080 --> 0:19:39.360 and then have her talk to me about the club 0:19:39.400 --> 0:19:41.200 that she wants you. We'll do it after our next break, 0:19:41.240 --> 0:19:43.160 but but I I'll get her on the phone. Yeah, 0:19:43.200 --> 0:19:46.560 I will say one thing. It is my sister, my brother, 0:19:46.640 --> 0:19:49.320 my parents were also supposed to be there. Thank god 0:19:49.359 --> 0:19:52.640 they weren't. Oh my god, right, what would they have done? 0:19:54.880 --> 0:19:56.280 It's on my phone. I was looking for the video 0:19:56.280 --> 0:20:00.760 of view. Please don't, let's move on. Surely you have 0:20:00.840 --> 0:20:03.560 things to talk about. Oh, I surely you can't be serious. 0:20:03.560 --> 0:20:05.240 I am serious that I'm calling me Shirley. Oh, I 0:20:05.240 --> 0:20:07.680 always have things to talk about. But all right, I 0:20:07.840 --> 0:20:09.679 won't look at the v Okay. Oh there it is, 0:20:09.680 --> 0:20:11.800 and I'm not gonna okay, please don't Hey. Speaking of 0:20:11.800 --> 0:20:13.560 text messages, I got one. I wanted to just run 0:20:13.560 --> 0:20:15.640 by you real quick. UM, tell me if you think 0:20:15.680 --> 0:20:18.080 this is real or not, because maybe I just don't remember. 0:20:18.680 --> 0:20:21.359 Uh it says now For some reason, there's like little 0:20:21.440 --> 0:20:23.680