1 00:00:01,400 --> 00:00:03,360 Speaker 1: All right, guys coming up at the top of the hour, 2 00:00:03,520 --> 00:00:06,360 Speaker 1: right about four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, 3 00:00:06,440 --> 00:00:09,880 Speaker 1: and boy, this one is a good one. All ears 4 00:00:09,960 --> 00:00:14,160 Speaker 1: on deck, All ears on deck. Subject I get excited 5 00:00:14,360 --> 00:00:20,840 Speaker 1: very easily. That is the subject. Yeah, right now, not 6 00:00:20,880 --> 00:00:29,040 Speaker 1: no more. I have the plan in excitement. I'm gonna 7 00:00:29,040 --> 00:00:44,199 Speaker 1: be excited on Thursday. Let's see get excited. What you 8 00:00:44,280 --> 00:00:56,400 Speaker 1: doing Thursday? Stop? All right again, the subject is I 9 00:00:56,440 --> 00:01:02,800 Speaker 1: get excited very easily. We'll see over there, fellas have 10 00:01:02,920 --> 00:01:05,520 Speaker 1: to say about this one right now though. The nephew 11 00:01:05,760 --> 00:01:08,280 Speaker 1: is here with today's praying phone called she got one 12 00:01:08,440 --> 00:01:13,640 Speaker 1: arm banded? Looking good? Your brakes? Pump your brakes, that's 13 00:01:13,640 --> 00:01:16,920 Speaker 1: the name. Are you gonna drink your coffee and lick 14 00:01:17,000 --> 00:01:27,600 Speaker 1: your little sorry? Pump your brakes, let's go cat. Hello, Hello, 15 00:01:27,640 --> 00:01:31,840 Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach Natalie. Please. Yeah, this is Natalie. Natalie. 16 00:01:31,840 --> 00:01:34,120 Speaker 1: How you doing? My name is Darren. I'm with your 17 00:01:34,160 --> 00:01:41,440 Speaker 1: homeowners Association? Oh okay, hey, dare how you doing? Listen? Um, 18 00:01:41,840 --> 00:01:44,080 Speaker 1: we got a we got a bit of a problem 19 00:01:44,319 --> 00:01:47,360 Speaker 1: if you don't mind me asking, who's who? Who actually 20 00:01:47,360 --> 00:01:52,160 Speaker 1: brings your kids home from school? Uh? Each day? Oh 21 00:01:52,240 --> 00:01:54,840 Speaker 1: my mom gets my kids for me and she dropped 22 00:01:54,880 --> 00:01:59,400 Speaker 1: them off. Okay, okay, okay, Well we have a we 23 00:01:59,440 --> 00:02:01,960 Speaker 1: have a bit of a problem. The kids are fine, 24 00:02:02,000 --> 00:02:04,520 Speaker 1: there's there's no issue with the kids at all. But 25 00:02:05,480 --> 00:02:07,040 Speaker 1: you know, we've had a meeting here at the h 26 00:02:07,120 --> 00:02:10,680 Speaker 1: o A. We've been getting some complaints. Uh. It seems 27 00:02:10,720 --> 00:02:15,120 Speaker 1: like your mother is is uh really speeding down the 28 00:02:15,160 --> 00:02:20,040 Speaker 1: street real fast, and you know everyone's complaining about it 29 00:02:20,200 --> 00:02:22,239 Speaker 1: that you know, it's a lot of kids walking home 30 00:02:22,280 --> 00:02:25,400 Speaker 1: from school and it seems like your mom is driving 31 00:02:25,440 --> 00:02:27,760 Speaker 1: real fast when she's coming down the street. But to 32 00:02:27,840 --> 00:02:32,680 Speaker 1: drop your kids off. Did you know anything about this? Uh? No, 33 00:02:33,040 --> 00:02:37,120 Speaker 1: not at all. That doesn't leave it sound like her. Okay, 34 00:02:37,120 --> 00:02:41,800 Speaker 1: what type of cards? Uh, let me ask you this, Natalie. 35 00:02:41,800 --> 00:02:44,800 Speaker 1: We're we're we're from what I understand, it is a 36 00:02:46,200 --> 00:02:48,120 Speaker 1: what kind of car does your mom had? Is a 37 00:02:48,840 --> 00:02:52,040 Speaker 1: board escape or something like that? Something a little suv? 38 00:02:52,200 --> 00:02:55,240 Speaker 1: Does that what your mom has? Yeah? She has a 39 00:02:55,320 --> 00:03:02,040 Speaker 1: little red stuv. Okay, alright, So the problem is that 40 00:03:02,040 --> 00:03:04,440 Speaker 1: that that's the same car, that's the one we're talking about, 41 00:03:04,720 --> 00:03:08,000 Speaker 1: and it seems like, you know, your mother is is 42 00:03:08,280 --> 00:03:10,839 Speaker 1: flying down the street and she drops the kids off, 43 00:03:10,840 --> 00:03:12,840 Speaker 1: and when she leaves, she's flying back out of the 44 00:03:12,840 --> 00:03:15,560 Speaker 1: neighborhood and a couple of times some of the neighbors 45 00:03:15,560 --> 00:03:18,680 Speaker 1: have tolder to slow down, and you know, I don't 46 00:03:18,680 --> 00:03:21,040 Speaker 1: know if she's flicked them off or set something out 47 00:03:21,080 --> 00:03:24,000 Speaker 1: the window, you know, but you know this is stuff 48 00:03:24,040 --> 00:03:28,119 Speaker 1: that we just cannot tolerate. Huh well, it really does 49 00:03:28,160 --> 00:03:31,320 Speaker 1: this sound like my mom? But you know, okay, we'll listen. Listen. 50 00:03:31,400 --> 00:03:33,399 Speaker 1: You know what, Natalie, what what we're not gonna do 51 00:03:33,639 --> 00:03:35,080 Speaker 1: is what she's not gonna do is act like it's 52 00:03:35,160 --> 00:03:38,120 Speaker 1: not your mama. It's your mother that's doing this. So 53 00:03:38,160 --> 00:03:40,080 Speaker 1: what we need you to do is tell your mama 54 00:03:40,280 --> 00:03:43,680 Speaker 1: to slow up down so we don't ask problems, all right, 55 00:03:43,720 --> 00:03:45,800 Speaker 1: because I tried to be nice with you at first, 56 00:03:45,840 --> 00:03:48,000 Speaker 1: But if you're gonna be a denial thinking it's not 57 00:03:48,120 --> 00:03:52,880 Speaker 1: your mama, then we got issue. First of all, Darren 58 00:03:53,280 --> 00:03:55,520 Speaker 1: from h O A, I need you to watch your 59 00:03:55,600 --> 00:03:58,480 Speaker 1: tales and who you're talking to, all right. I need 60 00:03:58,520 --> 00:04:02,840 Speaker 1: you to climb that all the way down out all right. Times. 61 00:04:03,480 --> 00:04:05,640 Speaker 1: You need to show your damn mama down. That's what 62 00:04:05,680 --> 00:04:09,520 Speaker 1: you need to do. Show your mama what to do 63 00:04:09,680 --> 00:04:11,360 Speaker 1: is stand in the middle of the street and she 64 00:04:11,480 --> 00:04:14,000 Speaker 1: flying down and so hopefully she can knock you out 65 00:04:14,040 --> 00:04:16,560 Speaker 1: the way. Okay, don't talk to me like that. You've 66 00:04:16,560 --> 00:04:19,680 Speaker 1: been ruined, disrespectful. I would ask her at this time 67 00:04:19,720 --> 00:04:21,840 Speaker 1: because I don't think it's time. But you're not gonna 68 00:04:21,839 --> 00:04:24,600 Speaker 1: talk to me like that. Okay, So your mama can 69 00:04:24,640 --> 00:04:29,279 Speaker 1: just drive down the street she want to do. Myma 70 00:04:29,279 --> 00:04:31,920 Speaker 1: could do whatever she want to do. She'll go on doing. 71 00:04:32,120 --> 00:04:34,360 Speaker 1: She can't do it in the neighborhood that I'm a 72 00:04:34,440 --> 00:04:38,000 Speaker 1: member of the h O and she can't do it there. Okay, 73 00:04:38,240 --> 00:04:41,000 Speaker 1: I don't known whatever your mama arrested with your kids 74 00:04:41,000 --> 00:04:44,240 Speaker 1: in the car. If I got to, I wish you would. 75 00:04:44,279 --> 00:04:46,880 Speaker 1: I wish you would have my mama arrested with my 76 00:04:47,000 --> 00:04:49,240 Speaker 1: kids in the car. You're gonna have more problems than 77 00:04:49,360 --> 00:04:53,359 Speaker 1: you ever had. Okay, you better not have my mama arrested. 78 00:04:53,800 --> 00:04:56,440 Speaker 1: You're gonna get arrested and you're gonna be sent to 79 00:04:56,440 --> 00:04:59,560 Speaker 1: the hospital. How about that. Okay, let me tell yourself 80 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:03,520 Speaker 1: to tell your mama, so slow down beneath streets. This 81 00:05:03,640 --> 00:05:05,880 Speaker 1: is the last one, and I'm giving y'all this the 82 00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:08,680 Speaker 1: last one. Well, you know what I'm say. You ain't 83 00:05:08,680 --> 00:05:10,719 Speaker 1: got to get no one and it's okay. We could 84 00:05:10,720 --> 00:05:13,360 Speaker 1: have a real conversation about it. We can meet and 85 00:05:13,400 --> 00:05:15,800 Speaker 1: talk about it. Bein't gonna talk to me like that, 86 00:05:15,960 --> 00:05:18,080 Speaker 1: and you and I ain't telling my mama nothing. I 87 00:05:18,080 --> 00:05:20,039 Speaker 1: ain't telling out a small own thing. Not that what 88 00:05:20,160 --> 00:05:23,320 Speaker 1: you're gonna do? What's your mom to there? That lets 89 00:05:23,480 --> 00:05:25,840 Speaker 1: meet about it? And And I'm not bringing my husband to say. 90 00:05:25,960 --> 00:05:28,520 Speaker 1: You got so much to say, you don't say. I 91 00:05:28,520 --> 00:05:31,200 Speaker 1: don't want you to keep that same energy. Okay with 92 00:05:31,360 --> 00:05:33,359 Speaker 1: my husband. I want you to talk to him like 93 00:05:33,440 --> 00:05:36,600 Speaker 1: you're talking to me. I literally tell you something. I 94 00:05:36,600 --> 00:05:39,080 Speaker 1: don't worry about your husband and none of that. All right, 95 00:05:39,200 --> 00:05:41,360 Speaker 1: I'm gonna say I'm gonna say this right here. I'm 96 00:05:41,360 --> 00:05:43,680 Speaker 1: gonna say this right here. Tommy is the one that 97 00:05:43,760 --> 00:05:45,880 Speaker 1: told us that your mama was speaking out the street. 98 00:05:46,040 --> 00:05:50,160 Speaker 1: Comedy One said, Tommy, what do you want to Timmy 99 00:05:51,160 --> 00:05:54,479 Speaker 1: comments said your mama was the one running up and 100 00:05:54,520 --> 00:05:56,880 Speaker 1: down the street fast going part to pick a mile 101 00:05:56,920 --> 00:06:00,560 Speaker 1: and out. Tommed One said that I don't know who Tommy, 102 00:06:00,839 --> 00:06:04,400 Speaker 1: but Tommy can kiss my. You can kiss my and 103 00:06:04,400 --> 00:06:07,160 Speaker 1: any other neighbors who got something to say about my mama? 104 00:06:07,200 --> 00:06:11,000 Speaker 1: Can kiss my a about that? Shoot it? Let me 105 00:06:11,160 --> 00:06:14,679 Speaker 1: shoot it. Do you know Matthew Tommy from Steve Harvey 106 00:06:14,760 --> 00:06:26,200 Speaker 1: Morning Show? Do you know who stopping me? How are 107 00:06:26,240 --> 00:06:37,560 Speaker 1: you going through? My God? I like talking the phone 108 00:06:37,640 --> 00:06:40,360 Speaker 1: talking questions to me. I was all about to get 109 00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:44,000 Speaker 1: you wished up. Brother. Let's don't you Tommy, you to 110 00:06:44,240 --> 00:06:48,279 Speaker 1: the Darius God, you need to play fall call you baby, 111 00:06:50,600 --> 00:06:56,040 Speaker 1: always going down. It is going dad, Okay, back is 112 00:06:56,080 --> 00:07:03,359 Speaker 1: a real mother. You know that? Getting back my mama? 113 00:07:08,760 --> 00:07:12,200 Speaker 1: You got me? Everybody. I'm gonna tay before you go. 114 00:07:12,400 --> 00:07:15,360 Speaker 1: What is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio 115 00:07:15,560 --> 00:07:19,280 Speaker 1: show in the land. 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