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Speaker 1: I'm Bradley Johnson with's one eight hundred duy away. Not

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Speaker 1: getting behind the wheel after drinking is the best choice,

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Speaker 1: but if you're pulled over, the next best choice it's

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Speaker 1: to call one eight hundred duy away. It's time for

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Speaker 1: your brand new phone tap. It's Brooke and Jubal in

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Speaker 1: the morning, and today I call a guy who recently

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Speaker 1: purchased a wedding gift for his wife's good friend. And

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Speaker 1: it might seem like a nice gesture, but there's a problem.

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Speaker 1: I'm about to tell him that I looked up how

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Speaker 1: much it costs and I'm not very happy about it.

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Speaker 1: You'll hear my rage in your phone tap right now.

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Speaker 1: It's anos on the twenties. I hello, Hey, is this James? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Hey was up man? My name is David and my

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Speaker 1: wife Elizabeth is friends with your wife Clarissa. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: you guys just got married, right good? Congratulations? Yeah we

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Speaker 1: did you know? I was looking forward to meeting you,

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Speaker 1: but no you were not at the wedding. Sorry, we

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Speaker 1: were want a town something came up. Yeah, yeah, yeah, no,

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Speaker 1: I mean that's fine. Would have loved for you to

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Speaker 1: be there, though, Yeah, I wish we could have made it.

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Speaker 1: Really sorry that it didn't happen. We'll have to meet

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Speaker 1: up sometimes, yeah, I mean, we'll meet eventually. Our wife's

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Speaker 1: are pretty getting pretty close now, I think. Yeah, teams

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Speaker 1: like it. Yeah, no, it's cool. Hey. So the reason

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Speaker 1: I'm calling is we were opening up presents after the

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Speaker 1: honeymoon and I came across the wedding gift you got

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Speaker 1: us the cooking rack? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Um. You know

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Speaker 1: it's funny because I don't remember putting cooking rack on

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Speaker 1: our registry. I know, yeah, I didn't see it on there.

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Speaker 1: But I figured you guys would really get a kick

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Speaker 1: out of it. I hope you hope. Well I got

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Speaker 1: a kick out of it, for sure. What Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: got a kick out of it, kick right in the gut?

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Speaker 1: What do you What do you mean by that? Is?

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Speaker 1: Is it broken? Uh no? But I found it online actually,

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Speaker 1: and I looked up the price. Fourteen dollars ninety nine

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Speaker 1: cents for that cooking rack. Huh uh yeah, no, I

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Speaker 1: don't know what we paid for you. I think I'm

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Speaker 1: pretty sure Clarissa picked that one out. Oh okay, Well,

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Speaker 1: either way, I mean, you know, it's kind of cheap

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Speaker 1: for a wedding gift, don't you think, Well, you know,

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Speaker 1: my wife, she likes to do the shopping. She kind

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Speaker 1: of takes care of wive stuff. It's not really me,

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Speaker 1: you know, So it's her. Yeah, yeah, but you're still involved.

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Speaker 1: So you know, like if my wife was gonna let's

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Speaker 1: say she was on the other foot and I was

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Speaker 1: going to your wedding and my wife was like, hey,

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Speaker 1: why don't we get this cooking rack? And I would

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Speaker 1: look at it and be like, wow, that's fourteen dollars

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Speaker 1: and ninety nine cents. Sure you want to do that

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Speaker 1: to your friend? That's why what I would say. Wait,

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Speaker 1: wait a second. So you're not calling because you're concerned

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Speaker 1: about how much your wedding gift was. M more than concerned.

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Speaker 1: I'm frankly pretty upset about it. Really, you're upset about

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Speaker 1: how much your wedding present cost. I mean, I think

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Speaker 1: anybody would you spent less than fifteen bucks technically on

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Speaker 1: a wedding gift for us? Again, I didn't buy anything,

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Speaker 1: my wife did. So anyway, how about this, I'm just

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Speaker 1: gonna put that cooking rack out on our porch and

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Speaker 1: if you want to swing by it later today and

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Speaker 1: pick it up and maybe replace it with a more

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Speaker 1: expensive gift. That'd be awesome. Okay, are you kidding me?

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Speaker 1: I don't know why I would be. I'm thinking maybe

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Speaker 1: something more in the forty to sixty dollars range probably appropriate. Yeah, No,

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Speaker 1: I'm not gonna do that. It's a wedding gifts. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I can't believe you called me. Actually, well, you know,

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Speaker 1: I guess my concern is really for you. You guys

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Speaker 1: don't want to be known as the cheap couple, do you?

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Speaker 1: So now you're gonna tell other people about how unsatisfied

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Speaker 1: you were with your wedding gifts. Oh, I've already talked

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Speaker 1: to everybody I know about it because I was pretty Look,

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Speaker 1: I'm being calm right now, but I was outraged when

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Speaker 1: I saw how much that wedding gift costs. What you

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Speaker 1: might as well call it a bomb threat to my

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Speaker 1: wedding and ruined it that way. Are you trying to

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Speaker 1: say that us buying you a cooking rack is akin

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Speaker 1: to calling in a bomb threat to your wedding. I'm

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Speaker 1: just saying, yeah, it pretty much ruins it the same way.

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Speaker 1: You might as well have just done that or slept

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Speaker 1: with my wife before the wedding and then just revealed

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Speaker 1: it at the wedding. I mean that. Sorry, I'm starting

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Speaker 1: to get a little worked up again. Yeah, it sounds

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Speaker 1: like you are man, Okay, it is, you know, and

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Speaker 1: thank you for seeing my side on that. It is

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Speaker 1: so you want to drop by a more expensive gift

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Speaker 1: or what you don't No, I am not coming over

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Speaker 1: and I would so much rather be known as the

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Speaker 1: cheap couple than the couple, which is what you were

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Speaker 1: acting like. Wow, right, man? Oh you want to call

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Speaker 1: me an a hole? I'm going to sleep with your wife?

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Speaker 1: What the fuck? Man? Who the are you? Oh? Who?

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Speaker 1: Look am I'm the guy that just did a prank

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Speaker 1: phone call on you? That's who the guy I am. What? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I did a prank phone call on you, because this

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Speaker 1: is actually Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the Morning

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Speaker 1: doing a phone tap on you and your wife. Clarissa

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Speaker 1: set you up. She told me that you had to

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Speaker 1: get one of her friends a wedding gift, and you

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Speaker 1: guys spent the least amount of money possible. So are

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Speaker 1: you you're okay? Oh? Oh my god. That sounded like

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Speaker 1: it either hurt or felt good. I can't tell. I

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Speaker 1: can't believe me. I can't believe you spent fifteen dollars

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Speaker 1: for a wedding gift. I thought you were the biggest

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Speaker 1: for doing well I am, but not for doing that.

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Speaker 1: I mean other things, but I mean if that was

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Speaker 1: a real phone call, I wouldn't been for that too.

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Speaker 1: Week every morning with two point five