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Speaker 1: Okay, welcome to the podcast. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in

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Speaker 1: the morning. You are in for a treat today. It's

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Speaker 1: so good act don't tell.

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Speaker 2: Sorry, I guess it's in the title d Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Sorry, you didn't spoil anything, but you are terrible secrets.

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Speaker 2: No stick around for that because it's fantastic and I

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Speaker 2: just want to say thank you. We all want to

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Speaker 2: say thank you to everyone who is already purchasing our

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Speaker 2: merch for a cause. Ye remember, none of the money

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Speaker 2: goes to us. We don't make a penny from this one.

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Speaker 2: Proceeds are going to La wildfire relief efforts thanks to

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Speaker 2: Convoy of Hope, a great organization, and the design is

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Speaker 2: so cool.

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Speaker 3: We're just stick to what we're good at, making money.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right, that's right.

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Speaker 2: I don't know we can pick favorite listeners, but if

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Speaker 2: you comment you bought one your.

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Speaker 4: Favorite, I agree again, purchase feel good about it.

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Speaker 2: Definitely go to the what the link of the thank you,

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Speaker 2: Thank you Alexis, and let's get to the full show.

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Speaker 5: What's the one movie you guys loved as a kid

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Speaker 5: or as an adult that you always dreamed they'd come

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Speaker 5: out with a sequel? Four it's broken Jeffrey in the

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Speaker 5: morning question.

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Speaker 1: That's always rooted.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's hard.

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Speaker 2: You get disappointed by one sequel, you don't ever want

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Speaker 2: one again. My favorite movie, Yeah, but this second it's

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Speaker 2: not say with like Sandlot, I love that.

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Speaker 5: I've always wanted a Marley and Me too, just like

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Speaker 5: a whole litter of puppies just comes and goes out

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Speaker 6: I fed a lot through the first movie.

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Speaker 7: I'm not the end.

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Speaker 5: Why what happens? I think it's a really cute film,

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Speaker 5: and they.

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Speaker 1: Don't set it up for a sequel.

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Speaker 3: I can tell you The.

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Speaker 5: Reason I bring it up is last fall, we got

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Speaker 5: teased with some false rumors about a possible sequel to

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Speaker 5: a cult classic that audiences have been clamoring for.

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Speaker 1: What is it?

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Speaker 5: This movie opened forty years ago, and now they say

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Speaker 5: it's gonna happen for real, talking about goonies.

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Speaker 1: What don't touch?

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Speaker 5: They say the sequel is in progress. Warner Brothers announced

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Speaker 5: Steven Spielberg is returning to produce it. There isn't a

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Speaker 5: director yet or any plot details, and a lot of

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Speaker 5: the original actors from the film aren't around anymore. But

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Speaker 5: maybe hologram Sloth could come and make an appearance.

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Speaker 1: No, I do not want this to happen. It would

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Speaker 1: be like making a sequel to Et like just.

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Speaker 5: Lot's a good idea. Oh yes, he comes back and

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Speaker 5: now instead of like an old fashion phone that he dials,

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Speaker 5: he gets to do a text message home. That's a

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Speaker 5: good thought. It such a good thought.

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Speaker 1: Bro, You're more in.

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Speaker 5: Tune with what Hollywood needs them realize.

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Speaker 1: It's just like what things are perfect? Why do we

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Speaker 6: Because things can always be more perfect?

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Speaker 5: How it works, and maybe the catchphrase is true Goonies

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Speaker 5: get shocked in the neck for the jock collar question

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Speaker 5: of the day, which would make this the one thousand,

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Speaker 5: four hundred and ninety sixth sequel of this segment, and

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Speaker 5: it never gets sold with hologrand Jake asking.

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Speaker 8: You questions, take it away, lights, camera, overblown celebrity speeches,

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Speaker 8: the ninety seventh Academy Awards, or this weekend.

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Speaker 9: That's right, it's time for us to gather around and

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Speaker 9: watch Hollywood's richest celebrities congratulate themselves from four and a

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Speaker 7: Yeah, beautiful and rich, No, you.

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Speaker 9: Are yeah, and we all pretend that we watched any

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Speaker 9: of the films actually nominated. Conclave, Nickel Boys in the

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Speaker 9: Shadow of a Cypress. Are these names of nominated movies

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Speaker 9: or just random words I'm saying, renouns, verbs.

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Speaker 5: Who knows.

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Speaker 9: But before the big night, it's time to test your

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Speaker 9: oscar's knowledge during a special.

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Speaker 7: Keep my Wife's Name out your mouth edition out tenty

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Speaker 10: I know your wife's save.

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Speaker 7: Please please don't say that one moment. Say a number

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Speaker 9: I'll ask you a trivia question about the Academy Awards

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Speaker 7: Just answer correctly to stay in the game.

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Speaker 9: We'll start with the woman who was once nominated for

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Speaker 9: Best Makeup Effects after that knockoff eyelash glue made her

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Speaker 7: And that's Alexis.

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Speaker 1: What's kind of a sloth look?

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Speaker 9: Alexis out a number fifteen, Alexis in twenty thirteen. What

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Speaker 9: strange item did Jennifer Lawrence bring to the Oscars the

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Speaker 9: year she won? Was it a slice of pizza in

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Speaker 9: fake oscar to practice her speech?

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Speaker 1: Really it's funny too, so I see her with the pizza.

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Speaker 5: Also, do they not provide food and beverage at the Oscars?

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Speaker 2: They serve a beautiful dinner, but I think that it

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Speaker 1: And yeah, those people are.

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Speaker 5: Getting me gone way to slam the Oscars waiters and waitresses.

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Speaker 6: Okay, I have to say.

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Speaker 2: Jennifer Lawrence, she always is the girl that everyone wants

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Speaker 2: to hang out with. It's probably because she has pizza

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Speaker 7: James, not me.

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Speaker 9: I have a wife, Jennifer Lawrence. Alexi says brought a

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Speaker 9: slice of pizza in her purse.

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Speaker 11: That is.

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Speaker 7: In correct.

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Speaker 9: Jennifer brought a flask in her dress and aboard for

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Speaker 9: silver Lining's playbook Hovering Brook, It's your turn for Brook.

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Speaker 9: In twenty nineteen, a British biographical drama called Radioactive got

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Speaker 9: some oscar buzz. It starred Rosamond Pike, who played a

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Speaker 9: Nobel Prize winning Polish scientist.

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Speaker 7: You may have heard of named Marie Currie. Did this

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Speaker 7: film win an oscar? Yes or no?

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Speaker 1: Have I not seen? I love the actress. I'm gonna

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Speaker 3: What is it called radio.

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Speaker 5: The fact that you've never seen it or heard about

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Speaker 5: it probably means it won.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm gonna say it won, Brooks said.

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Speaker 9: Radioactive won an Academy Award in twenty nineteen for Roseamund

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Speaker 9: Pike's portrayal of Mary Curiy.

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Speaker 7: Sadly it did suck.

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Speaker 5: Are you serious?

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Speaker 2: Curry got slammed again, but it probably did deserve one.

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Speaker 9: Jose, it's your turn, let's go twelve, Jose. What odd

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Speaker 9: reason did the Oscars once give for banning a song

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Speaker 7: Was it too sad? It mentioned butts.

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Speaker 9: Too many times? Or the singer refused to wear formal shoes?

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Speaker 5: The Space Jam song had a lot of button mentions

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Speaker 2: Pretty sure, sir mix a lot open for the Academy

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Speaker 10: Yeah, like Eminem that song when he's like, my bum

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Speaker 10: is on your lips, My bum is on your lips?

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Speaker 7: What money would that?

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Speaker 3: He was doing the Top Green, Well, too sad isn't bad.

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna say it is too many butts.

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Speaker 7: They said too many butts?

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Speaker 11: That is.

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Speaker 9: It was the song Blame Canada from the South Park movie.

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Speaker 1: That song it's really good, Jeffrey.

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Speaker 7: I can't believe that, Jeffrey. It's your turn, you number Jeffrey.

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Speaker 9: What strange thing happened to the Oscar statue in two

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Speaker 9: thousand where they stolen and found in a dumpster? Were

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Speaker 9: for weeks because workers thought they were cheap sports trophies?

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Speaker 5: Oh gosh, I was hoping something like anatomically was added

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Speaker 5: there was definitely a shipping confusion.

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Speaker 6: They shipped it to the wrong theater department.

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Speaker 2: Can you imagine if an entire high school theater department

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Speaker 2: got it? Yeah, God, we weren't.

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Speaker 1: Like all theater departments in high school are dorks? I

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Speaker 5: I'm saying, yeah, shipped to the wrong place.

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Speaker 9: Jeffrey said. They were mistakenly shipped to a high school

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Speaker 9: theater department. That is, it was incorrect. They were stolen

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Speaker 9: and later found in the dumpster. Fifty five trophies were

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Speaker 7: Still, how do you sell it?

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Speaker 9: Everyone knows?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what they realized, Wait a minute, Yeah.

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Speaker 9: That means Jose with his answer too many butts has

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Speaker 9: one today's.

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Speaker 7: Edition of plenty of.

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Speaker 5: Twenty two, and you get to choose who gets shocked

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Speaker 5: while singing a song with.

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Speaker 6: Zero butt mentions. We are the Champions.

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Speaker 1: Add some butts.

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Speaker 3: Okay, Brook, you do it.

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Speaker 7: Champions with but.

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Speaker 4: We are the butchet and we keep the body I

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Speaker 1: Yours at home.

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Speaker 5: It's really diving chefs, Shot Colling Question of the day.

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Speaker 5: We got your phone tap coming up in just a

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Speaker 11: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 5: Remember you can listen to Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning,

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Speaker 5: Second Date Updates, Awkward Tuesdays all the phone taps wherever

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Speaker 5: you get your podcasts, Spotify, Apple, wherever. But there's only

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Speaker 5: one place where you can get Brook and Jefferies merch

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Speaker 5: for a call.

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Speaker 1: It's so cute.

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Speaker 5: If you like the show, or even if you don't

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Speaker 5: like it but you want to support the people devastated

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Speaker 5: by the wildfires in Los Angeles, you can go to

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Speaker 5: Brooknjeffrey dot com, follow the link and get a Brook

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Speaker 5: and Jeffrey Second Date Update t shirt or sweatshirt and

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Speaker 5: one hundred percent of the proceeds from it go towards

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Speaker 5: Convoy of Hope's La wildfire relief.

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Speaker 1: And I'm just saying that this is our cutest merch

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Speaker 1: we've ever done. Yeah, so good, the best colors.

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Speaker 5: Yes, Brook's been a big part of setting this whole

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Speaker 5: thing up, which is why the shirts look, you know,

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Speaker 5: the way that they do, saying I didn't say anything.

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Speaker 5: I just said they look the way they do. But

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Speaker 5: did you ever consider maybe putting up just a blank

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Speaker 5: so those who don't want to be associated with the show,

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Speaker 5: they can still try and help the wildfires. Really pigeonholing deep.

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Speaker 1: No, Jeff, I did not.

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Speaker 10: Imagine in the wild to people with white shirts going like,

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Speaker 10: oh my god, Brook and Jeffrey.

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Speaker 7: Took. No one is saying.

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Speaker 5: No one is saying that they don't like your nineteen

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Speaker 2: No one that has not been brought up in any ways.

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Speaker 1: Jeff, there is no way anyone talked to you about fashion.

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Speaker 2: You have been wearing the same backwards hat and too

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Speaker 2: sweatsh shirts for the last five years.

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Speaker 5: If a dying flower in a coffee cup is fashion,

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Speaker 13: Alexa Alexa, how many books have I read this year?

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Speaker 11: Let's see, you've knocked out three.

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Speaker 5: It's still early, but maybe steer clear of ulysses and

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Speaker 11: Heads up, Lady Wilson.

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Speaker 2: Tickets to drop No Way Way four tickets fund section

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Speaker 3: I stay away from me.

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Speaker 1: I didn't like her.

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Speaker 5: Why it's too realistic.

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Speaker 2: Yes, it's like, don't tell me what I can and

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Speaker 1: Keep your opinions to yourself. Okay, I don't want to

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Speaker 5: She's trying to help you, she's not. I like how she.

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Speaker 3: Tried to Max Lingo.

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Speaker 10: I'm imagine a young kid going like sub She's like,

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Speaker 5: She's trying to fit.

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Speaker 6: Into modern society.

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Speaker 5: Like you heard they say that she can snag you

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Speaker 7: If she.

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Speaker 2: Jose's going to get so many random things to this

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Speaker 5: The new Alexa can also remember.

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Speaker 1: Things for you, no thank you.

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Speaker 5: Like with Brooke reminding her every hour. Hey, just two

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Speaker 1: Well, I'm canceling Alexa.

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Speaker 5: Oh you don't even have Alexa Plus.

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Speaker 3: I don't want it.

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Speaker 5: I just can't pre canceled all right. Amazon says it

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Speaker 5: Prime members will get it for free. Everyone else is

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Speaker 5: this should happen next month.

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Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, honestly canceled my Amazon account.

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Speaker 6: Don't be mad, because Alexa plus sounds cooler.

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Speaker 5: This next Lazer story is out of Fast Food Central.

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Speaker 6: When you think of your dream wedding destination.

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Speaker 5: You might think romantic beach, mountain side chalet, or how

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Speaker 5: about a Las Vegas Taco Bell.

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Speaker 10: Yeah, babe, they're so good Vegas.

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Speaker 5: Yes, it's called that.

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Speaker 1: Finally want to get married Just because of this opportunit.

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Speaker 5: I feel like she already has her wedding on the books.

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Speaker 5: There because you can actually make it a reality. Thanks

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Speaker 5: So the company announced their new wedding package comes complete

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Speaker 6: Of course, tacos.

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Speaker 5: The whole events set to take place at the famous

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Speaker 5: of with a Taco twelve pack and a Cinnabon Delight's cake. Plus,

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Speaker 5: Yeah, well, there's also more because the bride will walk

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Speaker 5: And the newlyweds will be fitted with wedding swag that

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Speaker 3: And when they leave you can throw the cooked rice

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's good ideas.

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Speaker 3: Okay, let's pump in your mouth.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, and then the line never seen alexis so excited

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Speaker 5: That's where we.

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Speaker 10: Should do a whole party in Vegas and the winner

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Speaker 5: That would be Taco Bell Alexa plus pre R s

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Speaker 1: Maybe in ten years, but it'll happen.

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Speaker 6: Speaking of saucy weddings, oh I know you did.

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Speaker 5: Rumor has it this guy is going on two years

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Speaker 5: So maybe they should book that little Taco Bell Chapel

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Speaker 5: in Vegas. Yeah, we will, And that now means Laser

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Speaker 11: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 5: Stupid people they live among us, in our grocery stores, workplaces,

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Speaker 5: What about all the all stars of stupidity, the Hall

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Speaker 7: Well?

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Speaker 5: List just came out of the most moronic interactions people

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Speaker 7: Jeff make people laugh?

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Speaker 3: I act like an idiot.

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Speaker 6: It's great. It's probably not a nice word.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, Brook, you probably tell your kids never to say

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Speaker 6: To remember it stupid daddy.

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Speaker 5: But when I say, hey, you guys want to hear

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Speaker 12: Like, yeah, duh, Which is why we found an article

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Speaker 5: And just to be clear, these aren't necessarily about dumb people,

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Speaker 1: There has to be one of us on this list.

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Speaker 1: No, I mean, have you seen a Harry elephant walking around?

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Speaker 5: You have seen a fair Yeah, I feel like I

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Speaker 3: As well as dinosaurs.

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Speaker 5: Well, no, the ones that you see in the museums

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Speaker 5: I've been a bartender for over a decade and a

454
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Speaker 5: few years ago I worked with a young man who

455
00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:27,000
Speaker 5: was a busser, and he came up to me and

456
00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:29,720
Speaker 5: asked something that he has always wanted to know.

457
00:22:30,800 --> 00:22:32,080
Speaker 6: What's in a Jack and Coke?

458
00:22:34,880 --> 00:22:38,240
Speaker 1: No way, Alexis, tell him, there's no way. Let me

459
00:22:38,280 --> 00:22:39,640
Speaker 1: guess jack.

460
00:22:40,960 --> 00:22:41,280
Speaker 11: I don't know.

461
00:22:46,119 --> 00:22:49,000
Speaker 5: She says he was headed to Yale in the fall. Wow,

462
00:22:49,480 --> 00:22:51,000
Speaker 5: I'm not sure how that happened.

463
00:22:51,080 --> 00:22:56,480
Speaker 2: Wait till he hears about Gin and tonics.

464
00:22:56,119 --> 00:22:57,640
Speaker 6: That number five.

465
00:22:57,840 --> 00:23:02,520
Speaker 5: Stupidest interactions someone has ever had with another person says

466
00:23:02,720 --> 00:23:04,480
Speaker 5: I worked at the zoo and I had a woman

467
00:23:04,520 --> 00:23:08,879
Speaker 5: ask me why the baby chimpanzee was smaller than the

468
00:23:08,960 --> 00:23:14,800
Speaker 5: adult chimpanzees. I told her several times, it's because it's

469
00:23:14,840 --> 00:23:20,680
Speaker 5: a baby. Yeah. The woman said that shouldn't matter. Why

470
00:23:20,760 --> 00:23:21,439
Speaker 5: is it small?

471
00:23:22,200 --> 00:23:24,160
Speaker 1: Maybe she gave birth to very large.

472
00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:26,919
Speaker 3: Children gave her.

473
00:23:29,080 --> 00:23:31,359
Speaker 5: I'm not even joking when I tell you the entire

474
00:23:31,480 --> 00:23:34,520
Speaker 5: tour group she was with groaned when she asked.

475
00:23:34,240 --> 00:23:37,879
Speaker 1: It out, so they didn't even think she was funny.

476
00:23:39,119 --> 00:23:41,040
Speaker 5: It's a painful two hour tour.

477
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Speaker 2: She's the one that always has the most questions too,

478
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Speaker 2: in groups like that.

479
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Speaker 6: Number four.

480
00:23:46,040 --> 00:23:48,960
Speaker 5: I worked as a manager at McDonald's when a teenager

481
00:23:49,040 --> 00:23:51,640
Speaker 5: was hired. On his very first shift, I saw him

482
00:23:51,720 --> 00:23:55,959
Speaker 5: staring at the menu board looking absolutely baffled. So I

483
00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:57,800
Speaker 5: asked him, what's up? Is something wrong?

484
00:23:58,280 --> 00:24:01,640
Speaker 6: His response, what's a D D Bacon?

485
00:24:02,240 --> 00:24:04,680
Speaker 5: And why do you need to add more for them.

486
00:24:06,280 --> 00:24:06,720
Speaker 3: Bacon?

487
00:24:07,040 --> 00:24:09,360
Speaker 5: I couldn't help it. I burst out laughing and told

488
00:24:09,400 --> 00:24:12,719
Speaker 5: him that says add bacon like adding bacon onto your burger.

489
00:24:13,400 --> 00:24:15,399
Speaker 5: And then I got to see the light bulb go

490
00:24:15,520 --> 00:24:18,360
Speaker 5: off and he says, oh, it's the word.

491
00:24:19,680 --> 00:24:25,000
Speaker 3: He thought it a bacon American disability. What's going on here?

492
00:24:25,040 --> 00:24:26,879
Speaker 5: Why do they have a special type of bacon just

493
00:24:26,880 --> 00:24:30,120
Speaker 5: for them? Probably the same kid that went to Yale.

494
00:24:30,840 --> 00:24:34,040
Speaker 5: That number three, a woman rode. I still can't believe

495
00:24:34,040 --> 00:24:36,480
Speaker 5: my husband did the dumbest thing ever he wanted to

496
00:24:36,480 --> 00:24:39,040
Speaker 5: remove his back hair, but no one was around to help.

497
00:24:39,160 --> 00:24:42,440
Speaker 1: Oh, just wait, just wait, you have a barber.

498
00:24:42,119 --> 00:24:42,800
Speaker 15: I can recommend.

499
00:24:42,920 --> 00:24:46,360
Speaker 5: His great idea was to spread nair body hair removal

500
00:24:46,440 --> 00:24:52,800
Speaker 5: all over the bathroom floor, then lay down and rolling it.

501
00:24:53,720 --> 00:24:57,480
Speaker 5: Okay for him, but the results are not gonna So

502
00:24:57,600 --> 00:24:59,680
Speaker 5: if you can picture a six foot four to three

503
00:24:59,800 --> 00:25:03,640
Speaker 5: hund hundred pound man doing nair angels on the ground,

504
00:25:04,600 --> 00:25:05,920
Speaker 5: that's what I walked in on.

505
00:25:06,119 --> 00:25:08,000
Speaker 1: I can't picture that, he says.

506
00:25:08,080 --> 00:25:10,360
Speaker 5: The rest of the day, he went to work, then

507
00:25:10,359 --> 00:25:13,320
Speaker 5: to the gym, picked up the kids, who said, Dad,

508
00:25:13,359 --> 00:25:14,960
Speaker 5: why do you have a bald spot on the back

509
00:25:15,000 --> 00:25:21,120
Speaker 5: of your head? You gotta be careful where that. These

510
00:25:21,119 --> 00:25:24,159
Speaker 5: are the dumbest interactions people have ever had with a coworker,

511
00:25:24,200 --> 00:25:26,440
Speaker 5: family member, friend, or even a stranger.

512
00:25:26,600 --> 00:25:29,080
Speaker 2: I'm still picturing that guy's buns.

513
00:25:29,119 --> 00:25:30,760
Speaker 5: And you know, if you're sitting in the car, you're

514
00:25:30,760 --> 00:25:34,160
Speaker 5: not getting any of these as you're driving. Why these

515
00:25:34,200 --> 00:25:35,000
Speaker 5: people are dumb?

516
00:25:35,240 --> 00:25:36,720
Speaker 7: Yeah, you know what, Just.

517
00:25:36,800 --> 00:25:40,280
Speaker 5: Smile, just enjoy and maybe one will click coming up.

518
00:25:40,240 --> 00:25:42,800
Speaker 3: Here, someone's still why is the gorilla small?

519
00:25:42,920 --> 00:25:43,120
Speaker 1: Yeah?

520
00:25:44,680 --> 00:25:47,600
Speaker 5: Number two says I taught eighth grade for a while

521
00:25:47,640 --> 00:25:51,040
Speaker 5: and I struggled mightily to convince a student that the

522
00:25:51,160 --> 00:25:56,400
Speaker 5: reason why bees buzz isn't because they're filled with electricity.

523
00:25:55,840 --> 00:25:55,919
Speaker 11: A.

524
00:25:57,440 --> 00:25:59,200
Speaker 1: Cute idea.

525
00:25:59,320 --> 00:26:01,840
Speaker 5: The kid argued, dude, well, then why does the sting

526
00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:08,720
Speaker 5: give you an electric shock? Just yo has another student

527
00:26:08,840 --> 00:26:12,160
Speaker 5: on the way. Look out, let's go and for the

528
00:26:12,280 --> 00:26:16,040
Speaker 5: all time number one dumbest person to person interaction.

529
00:26:16,240 --> 00:26:19,040
Speaker 6: Are you guys ready for this? I'm glad, it says.

530
00:26:19,280 --> 00:26:21,960
Speaker 5: This happened when a few of my coworkers were talking

531
00:26:21,960 --> 00:26:24,960
Speaker 5: together and one brought up how there's already snow in

532
00:26:25,040 --> 00:26:28,240
Speaker 5: Idaho and even showed a picture on their phone to

533
00:26:28,280 --> 00:26:29,920
Speaker 5: the whole group, saying, can you believe it?

534
00:26:29,920 --> 00:26:30,959
Speaker 6: It's only October?

535
00:26:31,280 --> 00:26:35,280
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, I mean I had many Halloween costumes ruined

536
00:26:35,280 --> 00:26:36,520
Speaker 2: because I do wear snow pants.

537
00:26:37,040 --> 00:26:37,920
Speaker 7: Well, she says.

538
00:26:37,960 --> 00:26:40,800
Speaker 5: My other coworker chimes in, saying, well, but it's not

539
00:26:40,920 --> 00:26:45,160
Speaker 5: October in Idaho yet. I'm sorry what it turns out

540
00:26:45,280 --> 00:26:48,879
Speaker 5: somehow they believed all the states were in different months,

541
00:26:49,440 --> 00:26:52,720
Speaker 5: like different time zones, where it's Christmas in New York,

542
00:26:53,080 --> 00:26:55,640
Speaker 5: but in California it's still early fall.

543
00:26:55,840 --> 00:26:58,960
Speaker 2: It makes sense, I mean, isn't it always July in Phoenix?

544
00:26:59,040 --> 00:27:01,160
Speaker 5: Oh my gosh, Yeah, it feels like it.

545
00:27:01,280 --> 00:27:01,840
Speaker 7: I would love that.

546
00:27:01,880 --> 00:27:05,120
Speaker 3: I'd go Christmas in Hawaii and yeah, New.

547
00:27:05,040 --> 00:27:08,000
Speaker 5: York in February to be fair, like in Australia, it's

548
00:27:08,040 --> 00:27:10,040
Speaker 5: a totally different season, so I could see why they

549
00:27:10,080 --> 00:27:11,200
Speaker 5: would think the different states.

550
00:27:11,320 --> 00:27:12,720
Speaker 6: I'm actually with the dumb person.

551
00:27:13,119 --> 00:27:15,159
Speaker 5: Yeah, all right together.

552
00:27:15,119 --> 00:27:16,800
Speaker 6: But hey, hearing about other dummies.

553
00:27:16,800 --> 00:27:18,760
Speaker 5: That should make you feel a whole lot better about

554
00:27:18,800 --> 00:27:20,840
Speaker 5: yourself going into the rest of the day.

555
00:27:21,160 --> 00:27:22,439
Speaker 6: And Mars shout out.

556
00:27:22,320 --> 00:27:25,440
Speaker 5: To Yale class of twenty twenty five, you are our future.

557
00:27:25,800 --> 00:27:27,520
Speaker 6: Phone tap is coming up right after.

558
00:27:27,359 --> 00:27:29,560
Speaker 11: This freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

559
00:27:30,320 --> 00:27:32,600
Speaker 5: How do you make a woman mad?

560
00:27:33,280 --> 00:27:34,600
Speaker 1: Oh god, there's so many options.

561
00:27:36,080 --> 00:27:41,200
Speaker 5: Hey, you could forget her birthday, b forget your wedding anniversary.

562
00:27:41,440 --> 00:27:45,639
Speaker 5: Ce remember your anniversary. But instead of a nice bouquet

563
00:27:45,680 --> 00:27:48,119
Speaker 5: of flowers like you always get for her, hire a

564
00:27:48,160 --> 00:27:52,080
Speaker 5: two bit service to describe some virtual AI flowers to

565
00:27:52,119 --> 00:27:56,080
Speaker 5: her instead. He Well, the woman on the phone fell

566
00:27:56,119 --> 00:27:58,600
Speaker 5: for it. You're gonna hear how she reacts in your

567
00:27:58,640 --> 00:28:07,520
Speaker 5: phone tap right now. Hello, Hi, my name's Crispin mcsnip.

568
00:28:07,720 --> 00:28:08,399
Speaker 6: Is this Rachel?

569
00:28:10,240 --> 00:28:12,159
Speaker 13: Yes it is? Can I help you?

570
00:28:12,440 --> 00:28:12,640
Speaker 6: Yes?

571
00:28:12,760 --> 00:28:16,600
Speaker 5: I'm calling from VAF Flowers your husband. I think your

572
00:28:16,680 --> 00:28:19,160
Speaker 5: husband Dan has sent you a bouquet.

573
00:28:19,480 --> 00:28:22,120
Speaker 13: Oh so sweet?

574
00:28:22,960 --> 00:28:23,440
Speaker 10: Is it here?

575
00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:24,160
Speaker 7: Oh?

576
00:28:24,240 --> 00:28:24,600
Speaker 6: Is it there?

577
00:28:24,720 --> 00:28:26,919
Speaker 5: No, it's not there yet, but it is about to be.

578
00:28:27,640 --> 00:28:30,040
Speaker 13: Oh okay, I'll let the just know.

579
00:28:30,119 --> 00:28:33,439
Speaker 5: They'll be writing. Oh no, there's no need for that. Actually,

580
00:28:33,520 --> 00:28:36,040
Speaker 5: I have Finley here and he's going to tell you

581
00:28:36,080 --> 00:28:36,720
Speaker 5: all about them.

582
00:28:36,920 --> 00:28:41,520
Speaker 14: Oh what the flowers are presented for you in a

583
00:28:41,640 --> 00:28:46,360
Speaker 14: crystal live ase with bevil cots producing a multitude of

584
00:28:46,440 --> 00:28:47,640
Speaker 14: sheds and chips.

585
00:28:48,520 --> 00:28:49,680
Speaker 6: How does that sound so far?

586
00:28:50,760 --> 00:28:56,160
Speaker 15: That sounds wonderful. I'm not really sure what's happening.

587
00:28:56,840 --> 00:29:00,440
Speaker 5: Well, your husband did a purchase with us. VA stands

588
00:29:00,440 --> 00:29:03,280
Speaker 5: for virtual flowers, so you're not going to get an

589
00:29:03,320 --> 00:29:05,560
Speaker 5: actual bouquet. They're imaginary.

590
00:29:07,280 --> 00:29:10,200
Speaker 14: It's a digital floral service exactly.

591
00:29:12,160 --> 00:29:14,040
Speaker 5: Yeah, so that's what he paid for. I'm gonna have

592
00:29:14,040 --> 00:29:15,440
Speaker 5: Finley continue with the description.

593
00:29:16,240 --> 00:29:17,719
Speaker 1: Think wait a second.

594
00:29:17,760 --> 00:29:21,480
Speaker 14: Back to the crystal vase. It's rectangular and nearly a

595
00:29:21,600 --> 00:29:27,160
Speaker 14: foot tall. Please, designed by a Wiman named Nicholas Dribbleta

596
00:29:27,280 --> 00:29:28,840
Speaker 14: in the year twelve.

597
00:29:29,320 --> 00:29:30,920
Speaker 11: Please stop stop?

598
00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:34,600
Speaker 14: What last the ivase transports any room is placed in

599
00:29:34,920 --> 00:29:36,920
Speaker 14: balk to the royal parlors of King Louis.

600
00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:42,240
Speaker 5: Yes, yes, King Louis the fifteenth himself. I don't care. Hi, Rachel,

601
00:29:42,640 --> 00:29:46,760
Speaker 5: it's Chrispin mcsnip again. I'm sorry to interrupt your description there,

602
00:29:46,760 --> 00:29:49,280
Speaker 5: but your husband did pay for this virtual service and

603
00:29:49,360 --> 00:29:50,200
Speaker 5: it wasn't cheap.

604
00:29:50,720 --> 00:29:52,360
Speaker 16: So what are you talking about?

605
00:29:52,440 --> 00:29:55,800
Speaker 5: Could you please not interrupt anymore? Definically, I know, I

606
00:29:55,840 --> 00:29:57,760
Speaker 5: don't think she's really grasping like the Beauty of the.

607
00:29:58,040 --> 00:29:58,960
Speaker 16: Even stopped talking.

608
00:29:58,960 --> 00:30:00,720
Speaker 13: What do you mean he spent a lot of money

609
00:30:00,720 --> 00:30:01,040
Speaker 13: for this?

610
00:30:01,480 --> 00:30:04,200
Speaker 5: Well, I mean virtual flowers that they're not cheap?

611
00:30:04,480 --> 00:30:06,520
Speaker 13: So they are they're not existing?

612
00:30:06,720 --> 00:30:10,480
Speaker 5: Well, well, these are exotic virtual flowers. They're not your

613
00:30:10,520 --> 00:30:12,720
Speaker 5: like standard run of the mill ones. So if you

614
00:30:12,840 --> 00:30:13,520
Speaker 5: only let.

615
00:30:13,360 --> 00:30:15,640
Speaker 3: Me explain, I could tell you why they are so expensive.

616
00:30:15,720 --> 00:30:17,840
Speaker 13: Yeah, oh my gosh, no, thank you.

617
00:30:17,920 --> 00:30:19,680
Speaker 5: Well he hasn't even gotten to tell you about the

618
00:30:19,680 --> 00:30:22,080
Speaker 5: actual flowers yet, Finley's only been describing the.

619
00:30:22,080 --> 00:30:23,640
Speaker 6: Vase, So if you could just please be quiet and

620
00:30:23,720 --> 00:30:25,880
Speaker 6: let him do his job. It's true.

621
00:30:26,200 --> 00:30:30,320
Speaker 14: The Ecuadorian Explora Ross is our complimented with a luscious

622
00:30:30,360 --> 00:30:31,560
Speaker 14: bed of Babis brass.

623
00:30:31,880 --> 00:30:34,520
Speaker 15: Please please God, this is ridiculous.

624
00:30:34,600 --> 00:30:36,880
Speaker 10: Why are you calling me to describe flowers I'm.

625
00:30:36,760 --> 00:30:38,200
Speaker 15: Not even gonna have in real life.

626
00:30:38,320 --> 00:30:40,640
Speaker 5: Well maybe if you listen to the full descriptions that

627
00:30:40,680 --> 00:30:42,600
Speaker 5: Finley was giving you, you'd appreciate.

628
00:30:43,040 --> 00:30:43,640
Speaker 6: So it is.

629
00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:46,360
Speaker 5: It is a twenty minute script. Wow, So if we

630
00:30:46,400 --> 00:30:47,840
Speaker 5: can just get back to what we've got a lot

631
00:30:47,880 --> 00:30:51,320
Speaker 5: more virtual orders to get to today. Twenty Yeah, So

632
00:30:51,520 --> 00:30:52,680
Speaker 5: go ahead, Finley, keep going.

633
00:30:52,840 --> 00:30:55,240
Speaker 14: I haven't even had the chance to tell you the

634
00:30:55,360 --> 00:30:58,360
Speaker 14: vase was imported from China's Gonzu province.

635
00:30:59,120 --> 00:30:59,960
Speaker 11: I'm not happy.

636
00:31:00,600 --> 00:31:06,240
Speaker 13: It's our anniversary and he always gets me flouds real one.

637
00:31:06,800 --> 00:31:08,680
Speaker 6: He never mentioned that when I spoke to him.

638
00:31:09,160 --> 00:31:11,160
Speaker 15: Oh, he didn't mention it was our anniversary.

639
00:31:11,240 --> 00:31:12,160
Speaker 6: No, it didn't come up.

640
00:31:12,200 --> 00:31:14,160
Speaker 5: But you know what, how about if I send you

641
00:31:14,240 --> 00:31:17,600
Speaker 5: a jpeg of Finley holding the aibuk.

642
00:31:18,200 --> 00:31:21,120
Speaker 14: Now, honestly, I'm more forlogenic online.

643
00:31:21,320 --> 00:31:23,320
Speaker 3: I mean, you're probably far to see me there.

644
00:31:23,360 --> 00:31:24,960
Speaker 13: I don't care about what you look like.

645
00:31:25,560 --> 00:31:29,120
Speaker 15: I don't care about my stupid virtual flowers. That sounds

646
00:31:29,120 --> 00:31:31,600
Speaker 15: like some sort of scam whatever is happening, And he's

647
00:31:31,640 --> 00:31:32,560
Speaker 15: just stop, all.

648
00:31:32,480 --> 00:31:33,840
Speaker 5: Right, this call is not going well.

649
00:31:33,920 --> 00:31:36,920
Speaker 14: Perhaps she had a different expectation for her anniversary with

650
00:31:36,960 --> 00:31:37,560
Speaker 14: her husband.

651
00:31:37,960 --> 00:31:41,160
Speaker 13: Finally, the guy with the weird access gets something.

652
00:31:41,400 --> 00:31:43,440
Speaker 6: Okay, I think that's our that.

653
00:31:43,400 --> 00:31:43,880
Speaker 7: I did hear.

654
00:31:44,480 --> 00:31:47,440
Speaker 5: All right, you can finally understand me. Why don't you

655
00:31:47,520 --> 00:31:49,640
Speaker 5: just go take like your smoke break right now and

656
00:31:49,920 --> 00:31:51,200
Speaker 5: we can like resume this later with that.

657
00:31:51,280 --> 00:31:53,320
Speaker 14: I do have me large wooden pipe and I would

658
00:31:53,400 --> 00:31:54,080
Speaker 14: like a smoke trak.

659
00:31:55,280 --> 00:31:56,720
Speaker 5: Okay, I'll be right box.

660
00:31:56,680 --> 00:31:59,200
Speaker 16: And while he's taking his smoke break, go tell him

661
00:31:59,240 --> 00:32:02,160
Speaker 16: to shove those virtual flowers somewhere again.

662
00:32:02,400 --> 00:32:03,120
Speaker 3: I heard that.

663
00:32:03,320 --> 00:32:06,320
Speaker 5: I know. I'm in the room, and she's just upset

664
00:32:06,320 --> 00:32:08,400
Speaker 5: because she doesn't know that her husband set her up

665
00:32:08,400 --> 00:32:10,320
Speaker 5: for this prank phone call yet, so be a.

666
00:32:10,280 --> 00:32:12,400
Speaker 3: Lot happier if she knew it was a prank.

667
00:32:13,080 --> 00:32:14,360
Speaker 6: You should probably just tell her.

668
00:32:14,520 --> 00:32:18,520
Speaker 5: Yeah what, Yeah, we're not from a virtual flower service.

669
00:32:18,800 --> 00:32:21,120
Speaker 5: I don't even know if those actually exist, but we're

670
00:32:21,160 --> 00:32:23,080
Speaker 5: from the radio show Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning,

671
00:32:23,080 --> 00:32:24,840
Speaker 5: and we're doing a phone tap on you.

672
00:32:24,920 --> 00:32:26,280
Speaker 10: Oh my god.

673
00:32:27,960 --> 00:32:30,680
Speaker 5: Yeah, your your husband Dan sets you up because he

674
00:32:30,720 --> 00:32:32,960
Speaker 5: says every year for your anniversary he.

675
00:32:32,920 --> 00:32:33,880
Speaker 6: Gets you flowers.

676
00:32:34,960 --> 00:32:36,920
Speaker 5: He said that you might not be too happy with

677
00:32:36,960 --> 00:32:39,160
Speaker 5: a virtual bouquet of flowers.

678
00:32:38,680 --> 00:32:42,840
Speaker 15: So you'd better be giving me some one later.

679
00:32:43,200 --> 00:32:44,480
Speaker 5: So what do he want us to do with the

680
00:32:44,480 --> 00:32:48,080
Speaker 5: Ecuadorian explorer Roses from King Louis the Fifteen's.

681
00:32:47,640 --> 00:32:49,960
Speaker 11: Parlor don't shine?

682
00:32:50,200 --> 00:32:52,800
Speaker 14: Oh okay, if you knew how special they would, you

683
00:32:52,800 --> 00:32:54,160
Speaker 14: wouldn't do that.

684
00:32:54,320 --> 00:32:55,800
Speaker 6: There's a upon value afterwards.

685
00:32:55,800 --> 00:33:01,200
Speaker 11: Actually wake up every morning with foot weekday mornings on

686
00:33:01,280 --> 00:33:06,400
Speaker 11: the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

687
00:33:05,640 --> 00:33:08,120
Speaker 5: On a first date at a nice restaurant, what could

688
00:33:08,120 --> 00:33:09,360
Speaker 5: go wrong with the meal?

689
00:33:10,360 --> 00:33:10,600
Speaker 11: A lot?

690
00:33:10,880 --> 00:33:12,080
Speaker 3: I got a chef cooking for you.

691
00:33:12,160 --> 00:33:14,280
Speaker 5: I mean like, you eat it way too fast and

692
00:33:14,320 --> 00:33:17,040
Speaker 5: now you're just staring at them for the next fifty

693
00:33:17,120 --> 00:33:18,240
Speaker 5: minutes doing nothing.

694
00:33:18,560 --> 00:33:20,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, that looks like every dinner date with my husband.

695
00:33:21,280 --> 00:33:24,360
Speaker 5: That man shovels the food, or maybe your card gets

696
00:33:24,400 --> 00:33:27,080
Speaker 5: declined and your mommy has to come and pay for you.

697
00:33:27,800 --> 00:33:29,680
Speaker 5: Although kind of a good flex that your mom loves

698
00:33:29,680 --> 00:33:32,800
Speaker 5: you enough to do that. There are plenty of options,

699
00:33:32,800 --> 00:33:34,880
Speaker 5: and we've actually heard a lot of them on this show.

700
00:33:35,120 --> 00:33:37,320
Speaker 5: But one of our listeners says he made a different

701
00:33:37,440 --> 00:33:41,200
Speaker 5: restaurant faux pas, and it happened early while he was

702
00:33:41,240 --> 00:33:45,040
Speaker 5: still holding the menu. Oh no, we're gonna find out

703
00:33:45,040 --> 00:33:48,240
Speaker 5: if it derailed his chances. In your second Date update,

704
00:33:48,440 --> 00:33:54,200
Speaker 5: right after this second Date update, the results are in.

705
00:33:54,440 --> 00:33:57,720
Speaker 5: It's broken, Jeffrey in the morning. Because recent studies have

706
00:33:57,800 --> 00:34:02,800
Speaker 5: shown about fifty percent of couple now meet online compared

707
00:34:02,840 --> 00:34:06,120
Speaker 5: to just twenty two percent only five years ago.

708
00:34:06,560 --> 00:34:10,520
Speaker 2: That's crazy. That's a huge John. It's like the pandemic,

709
00:34:10,680 --> 00:34:12,399
Speaker 2: like super Yeah.

710
00:34:12,200 --> 00:34:14,000
Speaker 3: It made a really normal, really quick Yeah.

711
00:34:14,200 --> 00:34:16,440
Speaker 5: So now going forward, Brook, if you want to spice

712
00:34:16,480 --> 00:34:18,719
Speaker 5: up the relationship with your husband, you're going to have

713
00:34:18,840 --> 00:34:20,640
Speaker 5: to make him a dating profile.

714
00:34:20,800 --> 00:34:24,759
Speaker 1: Oh okay, you know, I think I could make him

715
00:34:24,800 --> 00:34:25,560
Speaker 1: a really good one.

716
00:34:25,680 --> 00:34:28,239
Speaker 5: I mean to be honest, Well, I think joke's on you.

717
00:34:28,280 --> 00:34:32,040
Speaker 5: He already has one. Wait, whoa, You're looking for a

718
00:34:32,040 --> 00:34:34,120
Speaker 5: third right now, according to him. And we're not going

719
00:34:34,160 --> 00:34:36,680
Speaker 5: to go into that because I want to talk right

720
00:34:36,719 --> 00:34:40,480
Speaker 5: now to Jordy, the listener who wrote into our show

721
00:34:40,640 --> 00:34:43,560
Speaker 5: because apparently he met a girl out in real life,

722
00:34:43,680 --> 00:34:45,520
Speaker 5: bucking all of the latest trends.

723
00:34:46,160 --> 00:34:49,239
Speaker 1: You're the minority now, irl, Jordy, good work.

724
00:34:49,320 --> 00:34:50,080
Speaker 6: Welcome to the show.

725
00:34:50,600 --> 00:34:53,280
Speaker 5: Hey guys, Hey.

726
00:34:52,400 --> 00:34:53,600
Speaker 1: So where'd you meet this woman?

727
00:34:54,160 --> 00:34:54,239
Speaker 7: So?

728
00:34:54,320 --> 00:34:58,200
Speaker 16: I met Harper at this German bar. Actually, uh, you know,

729
00:34:58,320 --> 00:35:00,400
Speaker 16: I was playing boxiballa. Do you guys know what that is?

730
00:35:02,520 --> 00:35:04,680
Speaker 5: You have bought your ball on my rooftop of my apartment,

731
00:35:05,200 --> 00:35:07,960
Speaker 5: Like you tossed big these like big colorful balls onto

732
00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:09,440
Speaker 5: like a field, and then you try to toss other

733
00:35:09,480 --> 00:35:10,520
Speaker 5: balls towards the ball.

734
00:35:11,920 --> 00:35:14,359
Speaker 1: It's an Italian game playing at a German bar. But

735
00:35:14,400 --> 00:35:14,920
Speaker 1: what happened?

736
00:35:16,400 --> 00:35:16,600
Speaker 7: Yeah?

737
00:35:17,120 --> 00:35:19,720
Speaker 6: Yeah, okay, so you said her name was Harper?

738
00:35:20,360 --> 00:35:23,000
Speaker 16: Yeah, yeah, she was actually a waitress there.

739
00:35:23,400 --> 00:35:25,880
Speaker 5: Oh oh, I assumed that she was gonna be like

740
00:35:25,920 --> 00:35:27,520
Speaker 5: playing in the stall next year or something like that.

741
00:35:27,600 --> 00:35:31,000
Speaker 16: Right, No, no, no, no, no. She was super cute,

742
00:35:31,080 --> 00:35:33,360
Speaker 16: and I mean she was super helpful too, because I

743
00:35:33,400 --> 00:35:35,879
Speaker 16: actually had to have this like long cop with her

744
00:35:35,920 --> 00:35:41,239
Speaker 16: to tell her to cut off one of my drunk friends.

745
00:35:38,520 --> 00:35:40,360
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, you.

746
00:35:42,840 --> 00:35:44,759
Speaker 3: Had to do it like nicely, like.

747
00:35:44,960 --> 00:35:45,440
Speaker 11: I told you.

748
00:35:45,480 --> 00:35:47,040
Speaker 1: I'm sure that's happened to you, and you just don't

749
00:35:48,440 --> 00:35:48,680
Speaker 1: if you.

750
00:35:48,680 --> 00:35:50,920
Speaker 5: Have good friends, if anything, probably makes you look kind

751
00:35:50,920 --> 00:35:53,160
Speaker 5: of good to her because you seem like a responsible guy.

752
00:35:53,280 --> 00:35:54,120
Speaker 11: Oh yeah, exactly.

753
00:35:54,200 --> 00:35:56,239
Speaker 16: It's like watching Jerry Springer. It's like you look better

754
00:35:56,280 --> 00:35:56,920
Speaker 16: than those people.

755
00:35:57,320 --> 00:36:00,640
Speaker 1: Oh can I ask real quick? Was there an indication

756
00:36:00,760 --> 00:36:03,719
Speaker 1: that she was interested in you? Because cute waitresses get

757
00:36:03,800 --> 00:36:05,440
Speaker 1: hit on all the time and.

758
00:36:05,400 --> 00:36:09,000
Speaker 5: They smile and everyone thinks they're getting Brook tries to

759
00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:12,680
Speaker 5: get them to be the third in her relationship.

760
00:36:13,880 --> 00:36:15,120
Speaker 1: I mean, Harper is a hot name.

761
00:36:15,200 --> 00:36:18,399
Speaker 5: But again, sorry, that is a conversation for another day.

762
00:36:19,320 --> 00:36:21,920
Speaker 5: Tell us, how did you work Harper? That's not the

763
00:36:21,960 --> 00:36:26,920
Speaker 5: right way, Jack, How did you get Harper to agree

764
00:36:26,960 --> 00:36:27,479
Speaker 5: to a date?

765
00:36:27,840 --> 00:36:28,000
Speaker 16: There?

766
00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:28,399
Speaker 11: It is?

767
00:36:28,440 --> 00:36:30,879
Speaker 16: Well, I just simply asked her on the way out.

768
00:36:30,920 --> 00:36:34,200
Speaker 16: I was like, look are you single? And she said

769
00:36:34,520 --> 00:36:40,520
Speaker 16: was asking? And I said I am good. Yeah, and

770
00:36:40,640 --> 00:36:42,919
Speaker 16: I decaid I'd love to take you out sometime. And

771
00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:44,160
Speaker 16: she actually gave me her number.

772
00:36:44,400 --> 00:36:53,040
Speaker 2: Oh dude, if we done this and it's our loser line, is.

773
00:36:52,960 --> 00:36:55,160
Speaker 5: That your only meet up? Or did you guys actually

774
00:36:55,200 --> 00:36:55,719
Speaker 5: have a date.

775
00:36:56,080 --> 00:36:57,080
Speaker 7: No, no, we had a date.

776
00:36:57,120 --> 00:36:59,480
Speaker 5: Okay, so it is her number.

777
00:36:59,320 --> 00:37:01,319
Speaker 3: Because we all, she probably just gave you a number

778
00:37:01,320 --> 00:37:01,759
Speaker 3: to get ready.

779
00:37:02,280 --> 00:37:03,319
Speaker 1: So what did you do?

780
00:37:03,960 --> 00:37:06,480
Speaker 16: We went out for drinks, little food. You know, she

781
00:37:06,640 --> 00:37:08,799
Speaker 16: looked amazing. I mean when she was like out of

782
00:37:08,800 --> 00:37:10,120
Speaker 16: her waiter outfits.

783
00:37:10,200 --> 00:37:11,440
Speaker 1: You didn't need to mention the second part.

784
00:37:13,520 --> 00:37:13,960
Speaker 3: She knows.

785
00:37:14,320 --> 00:37:17,000
Speaker 16: Yeah, I mean I did have one embarrassing moment on

786
00:37:17,040 --> 00:37:20,000
Speaker 16: the date. We tried to order some keisha Lorraine, and

787
00:37:20,080 --> 00:37:24,520
Speaker 16: I said, quickie, Loran, you know I didn't take French

788
00:37:24,520 --> 00:37:25,799
Speaker 16: in high school, Like excuse me.

789
00:37:26,320 --> 00:37:28,359
Speaker 14: Yeah, well, you're also clashing with the batch you ball

790
00:37:28,400 --> 00:37:28,920
Speaker 14: in the Germans.

791
00:37:30,239 --> 00:37:35,080
Speaker 2: Don't want to be elitist by being able to say keish.

792
00:37:35,239 --> 00:37:36,960
Speaker 6: That's a tough w What was her reaction?

793
00:37:37,400 --> 00:37:39,919
Speaker 16: She totally laughed it off. It was a little embarrassing,

794
00:37:40,040 --> 00:37:42,480
Speaker 16: but after that, like, I think you kind of lightened

795
00:37:42,480 --> 00:37:44,759
Speaker 16: the mood a little bit, and from there the day was.

796
00:37:44,719 --> 00:37:47,400
Speaker 2: Great, especially if you can be self deprecating about it,

797
00:37:47,680 --> 00:37:49,399
Speaker 2: you know what I mean, Like it could almost even

798
00:37:49,440 --> 00:37:51,440
Speaker 2: turn into like your inside joke together.

799
00:37:51,719 --> 00:37:54,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, the next thing, I speak German and then you

800
00:37:54,280 --> 00:37:54,920
Speaker 3: just ruin it.

801
00:37:55,120 --> 00:37:57,880
Speaker 16: Yeah yeah, yeah. So we actually like kissed at the

802
00:37:57,920 --> 00:38:01,160
Speaker 16: end of the day, so that was nice. And she

803
00:38:01,360 --> 00:38:03,560
Speaker 16: was the one who texted me that night saying that

804
00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:06,560
Speaker 16: she got home safe and that she shouldn't wait to

805
00:38:06,560 --> 00:38:10,160
Speaker 16: see me. So whoa, Like, it seems super clear.

806
00:38:09,920 --> 00:38:11,680
Speaker 1: Right, Are you sure you didn't read that wrong too?

807
00:38:12,520 --> 00:38:13,360
Speaker 5: There's no way.

808
00:38:15,440 --> 00:38:17,600
Speaker 16: I was in English? I think.

809
00:38:18,080 --> 00:38:22,040
Speaker 5: Okay, so you've you've had a solid first date. You

810
00:38:22,120 --> 00:38:24,080
Speaker 5: kissed her at the end of it. She's the one

811
00:38:24,160 --> 00:38:26,080
Speaker 5: saying I can't wait to hang out again.

812
00:38:26,239 --> 00:38:27,239
Speaker 1: And how long has it been.

813
00:38:27,760 --> 00:38:29,520
Speaker 16: It's been like ten days or so.

814
00:38:30,120 --> 00:38:32,480
Speaker 14: Well, something must have happened in her life, like I

815
00:38:32,520 --> 00:38:34,400
Speaker 14: already have a feeling this is not your fault.

816
00:38:34,719 --> 00:38:37,279
Speaker 2: Oh, I can see that were I don't know, maybe

817
00:38:37,280 --> 00:38:39,480
Speaker 2: work got crazy or there's a family emergency.

818
00:38:39,600 --> 00:38:42,839
Speaker 5: She rekindled something and was just oh, yeah, but what's

819
00:38:42,840 --> 00:38:45,200
Speaker 5: happened in those ten days? That's a long time. Have

820
00:38:45,320 --> 00:38:46,440
Speaker 5: you asked her, like, what.

821
00:38:46,400 --> 00:38:46,959
Speaker 7: Have you doe?

822
00:38:47,120 --> 00:38:48,959
Speaker 16: Yeah? I mean there was one time where I thought

823
00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:50,960
Speaker 16: one date was going to work, but then she asked

824
00:38:50,960 --> 00:38:52,839
Speaker 16: about a different date, So I don't know.

825
00:38:53,280 --> 00:38:54,240
Speaker 11: Okay, a hot.

826
00:38:54,120 --> 00:38:57,080
Speaker 1: Boschyball player came into her work.

827
00:38:58,800 --> 00:39:01,200
Speaker 5: Might be okay, Well, we can reach out to Harper

828
00:39:01,239 --> 00:39:03,279
Speaker 5: for you and see if she agrees to going out

829
00:39:03,320 --> 00:39:06,040
Speaker 5: with you one more time. If not, then you might

830
00:39:06,080 --> 00:39:11,840
Speaker 5: have a backup often because Brooke and her husband, you know, butline,

831
00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:12,879
Speaker 5: Oh that's right.

832
00:39:13,120 --> 00:39:16,279
Speaker 1: Yeah, we only like the online one to.

833
00:39:16,320 --> 00:39:19,719
Speaker 5: Keep some distance. Sorry, but you know what, We'll work

834
00:39:19,760 --> 00:39:21,680
Speaker 5: on Harper first and try and get you your second

835
00:39:21,719 --> 00:39:27,120
Speaker 5: date update. Right after this second date update. We're in

836
00:39:27,160 --> 00:39:30,640
Speaker 5: the middle of a second date update with our listener Jordy,

837
00:39:30,840 --> 00:39:35,040
Speaker 5: and Jordy likes cute waitresses at German baci ball bars.

838
00:39:35,600 --> 00:39:40,040
Speaker 5: He likes to mispronounce Keish Lorraine just to seem vulnerable

839
00:39:40,080 --> 00:39:40,760
Speaker 5: and flawed.

840
00:39:41,239 --> 00:39:41,799
Speaker 1: How did he say?

841
00:39:42,920 --> 00:39:46,520
Speaker 6: Yeah, he said, you said quickly? What did you say, Jordie?

842
00:39:47,080 --> 00:39:48,239
Speaker 16: I said?

843
00:39:51,840 --> 00:39:55,760
Speaker 5: And he really likes to receive texts saying I can't

844
00:39:55,760 --> 00:39:58,839
Speaker 5: wait to see you again, because that's exactly what his date,

845
00:39:58,920 --> 00:40:01,920
Speaker 5: Harper said to him after they went out. So why

846
00:40:02,080 --> 00:40:05,240
Speaker 5: is she not jumping at the chance to hang out again?

847
00:40:05,480 --> 00:40:07,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's the one that said she wanted to Jeordy.

848
00:40:07,719 --> 00:40:10,640
Speaker 5: You think there's another guy who mispronounces French words even

849
00:40:10,719 --> 00:40:11,520
Speaker 5: worse than you do.

850
00:40:12,040 --> 00:40:12,959
Speaker 6: Maybe that's her thing.

851
00:40:13,480 --> 00:40:16,960
Speaker 16: Yeah, maybe, Yeah.

852
00:40:15,840 --> 00:40:18,440
Speaker 3: He tried to order me a quabernet, having gone.

853
00:40:18,280 --> 00:40:20,160
Speaker 5: Oh oh yeah, that's hot.

854
00:40:20,239 --> 00:40:23,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, I don't even know how you have mispronounced.

855
00:40:25,239 --> 00:40:25,600
Speaker 5: So much.

856
00:40:25,719 --> 00:40:26,680
Speaker 3: Yea pronounced.

857
00:40:27,760 --> 00:40:30,960
Speaker 16: I mean, look, Harper's a really cute waitress. She probably

858
00:40:31,000 --> 00:40:33,520
Speaker 16: has a lot of guys asking her out.

859
00:40:33,640 --> 00:40:36,239
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I bet she's saying no fifty times

860
00:40:36,239 --> 00:40:37,520
Speaker 2: a day, every other table.

861
00:40:37,560 --> 00:40:38,240
Speaker 1: It's so annoying.

862
00:40:38,239 --> 00:40:40,279
Speaker 2: But that's why you're so special, is that she said

863
00:40:40,360 --> 00:40:42,080
Speaker 2: yes to you and you guys had a great day,

864
00:40:43,239 --> 00:40:44,280
Speaker 2: she said, yeah.

865
00:40:44,320 --> 00:40:46,640
Speaker 16: But like, look, guys, if that's it, if that's the

866
00:40:46,680 --> 00:40:49,680
Speaker 16: thing where she has another guy, like, just convince her

867
00:40:49,719 --> 00:40:56,600
Speaker 16: that I'm a good guy.

868
00:40:53,840 --> 00:40:56,359
Speaker 1: You know, in the five minutes so we've spent with you,

869
00:40:56,640 --> 00:40:59,400
Speaker 1: totally will vouch for you. Thank you, You're welcome.

870
00:41:00,120 --> 00:41:02,560
Speaker 3: A good guy, honestly, not even kidding.

871
00:41:02,640 --> 00:41:05,120
Speaker 5: Yeah, a lot of good guys insist how good they are.

872
00:41:07,760 --> 00:41:09,600
Speaker 5: So we're just gonna trust you on that, and we're

873
00:41:09,600 --> 00:41:10,239
Speaker 5: gonna call Harper.

874
00:41:10,320 --> 00:41:12,960
Speaker 6: Let's see if she answers. Okay, I don't know you.

875
00:41:13,160 --> 00:41:15,760
Speaker 5: I mean you seem nice from a little bit be spoken.

876
00:41:15,800 --> 00:41:18,000
Speaker 3: Okay, you just stay where you're at though, buddy, we

877
00:41:18,040 --> 00:41:18,600
Speaker 3: don't know you that.

878
00:41:18,680 --> 00:41:19,719
Speaker 1: Let's get her on the phone.

879
00:41:19,719 --> 00:41:31,600
Speaker 5: Hello, Hey is this Harper?

880
00:41:32,360 --> 00:41:33,200
Speaker 13: Yeah, who's calling?

881
00:41:33,640 --> 00:41:36,040
Speaker 5: We're a radio show calling called Brook and Jeffrey in

882
00:41:36,080 --> 00:41:36,440
Speaker 5: the morning.

883
00:41:36,880 --> 00:41:38,480
Speaker 3: Good morning, Hi Harper.

884
00:41:39,040 --> 00:41:40,759
Speaker 5: That half of the room isn't very excited to talk

885
00:41:40,800 --> 00:41:43,080
Speaker 5: to you, obviously, but I don't think she talked to us.

886
00:41:43,120 --> 00:41:43,600
Speaker 5: This half of the.

887
00:41:43,640 --> 00:41:44,440
Speaker 14: Room very good.

888
00:41:44,840 --> 00:41:47,080
Speaker 13: I just don't want to come into jeff what are

889
00:41:47,120 --> 00:41:47,839
Speaker 13: you calling for?

890
00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:48,280
Speaker 1: See?

891
00:41:48,400 --> 00:41:50,680
Speaker 5: Yeah, we're working. This is this is something we do

892
00:41:50,760 --> 00:41:53,400
Speaker 5: call the second date update, and one of our listeners

893
00:41:53,480 --> 00:41:59,040
Speaker 5: named Jordi asked us to reach out to you else.

894
00:41:59,120 --> 00:42:03,160
Speaker 13: I said, what do you want me to say?

895
00:42:03,360 --> 00:42:03,920
Speaker 3: You remember?

896
00:42:04,760 --> 00:42:07,600
Speaker 5: Okay, we're just trying to help him out because according

897
00:42:07,600 --> 00:42:10,200
Speaker 5: to Jeordi, he says he's been putting in a lot

898
00:42:10,239 --> 00:42:12,279
Speaker 5: of effort trying to figure out a good time that

899
00:42:12,320 --> 00:42:15,600
Speaker 5: would work for you to meet up, just because he

900
00:42:15,680 --> 00:42:17,280
Speaker 5: felt like you guys bonded connected.

901
00:42:17,600 --> 00:42:19,560
Speaker 1: Is it just something where the schedules aren't aligning.

902
00:42:20,719 --> 00:42:24,720
Speaker 13: No, there was just like a lot of effort. That's

903
00:42:24,960 --> 00:42:27,319
Speaker 13: kind of a problem too much.

904
00:42:27,760 --> 00:42:28,239
Speaker 1: What do you mean?

905
00:42:28,520 --> 00:42:29,719
Speaker 6: Yeah, can you elaborate?

906
00:42:30,040 --> 00:42:33,359
Speaker 13: I mean, like on the surface when I met him,

907
00:42:33,480 --> 00:42:36,520
Speaker 13: like I was working and then we went and hung

908
00:42:36,560 --> 00:42:39,040
Speaker 13: out and like he was a good guy, and well

909
00:42:39,080 --> 00:42:40,560
Speaker 13: that's like what I was looking for.

910
00:42:40,880 --> 00:42:43,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, like he's what you were looking for. I mean,

911
00:42:43,800 --> 00:42:46,920
Speaker 1: like I thought, so, okay, so what changed?

912
00:42:47,560 --> 00:42:50,960
Speaker 13: So we hung out and it It wasn't until after

913
00:42:51,680 --> 00:42:55,560
Speaker 13: that I realized something was off. What Like I had

914
00:42:55,640 --> 00:42:57,240
Speaker 13: every intention to go out again.

915
00:42:57,680 --> 00:43:00,799
Speaker 5: Okay, okay, what's the problem? Is something about him?

916
00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:02,239
Speaker 16: Yeah?

917
00:43:02,280 --> 00:43:05,480
Speaker 13: He gave me three options to hang out all in

918
00:43:05,560 --> 00:43:09,080
Speaker 13: a row, like Friday, Saturday, Sunday, like why is he

919
00:43:09,200 --> 00:43:10,040
Speaker 13: so available?

920
00:43:11,280 --> 00:43:11,560
Speaker 5: Wait?

921
00:43:11,600 --> 00:43:12,279
Speaker 7: What do you hold on?

922
00:43:12,320 --> 00:43:14,360
Speaker 14: Did he want a three day date or he was

923
00:43:14,440 --> 00:43:16,239
Speaker 14: just like pick a day and we can do that one.

924
00:43:16,280 --> 00:43:19,160
Speaker 13: No, he was like, these are all the days that

925
00:43:19,239 --> 00:43:22,319
Speaker 13: I'm available, and I have to believe me and my

926
00:43:22,440 --> 00:43:26,560
Speaker 13: friends do that. There's a guy between the age twenty

927
00:43:26,560 --> 00:43:29,839
Speaker 13: four and thirty two ish. If they have that much

928
00:43:29,880 --> 00:43:32,520
Speaker 13: time to hang out, it really means that he's a loser.

929
00:43:32,920 --> 00:43:38,359
Speaker 5: Oh wait, wait, a a loser. Wow, you're calling him

930
00:43:38,400 --> 00:43:41,960
Speaker 5: a loser because he gave you multiple options of times

931
00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:44,560
Speaker 5: where he wants to hang out because.

932
00:43:44,320 --> 00:43:45,000
Speaker 7: He likes you.

933
00:43:45,560 --> 00:43:48,880
Speaker 13: Yeah, because like they're all in a row, and it's like, Okay,

934
00:43:49,160 --> 00:43:53,279
Speaker 13: he should be grinding away planning for his future. Wait,

935
00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:57,560
Speaker 13: maybe not working or like working on a promotion or

936
00:43:57,600 --> 00:43:58,520
Speaker 13: getting somewhere.

937
00:43:58,880 --> 00:44:02,719
Speaker 2: Maybe he is like, in my mind, you're a waitress.

938
00:44:02,760 --> 00:44:05,120
Speaker 2: So he's probably just trying to give you options because

939
00:44:05,120 --> 00:44:09,040
Speaker 2: it's probably hard to align schedules, Like he probably figures

940
00:44:09,080 --> 00:44:10,160
Speaker 2: you work on the weekends.

941
00:44:10,440 --> 00:44:12,839
Speaker 13: I mean that sounds like an excuse he to use.

942
00:44:12,920 --> 00:44:16,600
Speaker 5: I guess well, it sounds like he's doing it for you.

943
00:44:16,640 --> 00:44:19,080
Speaker 5: Because nowadays we hear from a lot of women who

944
00:44:19,120 --> 00:44:21,680
Speaker 5: tell us guys don't put in enough effort. They want

945
00:44:21,680 --> 00:44:24,520
Speaker 5: the easy thing, they don't really care. Yeah, Jordy sounds

946
00:44:24,560 --> 00:44:27,520
Speaker 5: like the total opposite, Like he's willing to do whatever

947
00:44:27,640 --> 00:44:28,200
Speaker 5: just to see you.

948
00:44:28,880 --> 00:44:31,160
Speaker 1: Make plans the other days that you say you can't.

949
00:44:31,360 --> 00:44:33,400
Speaker 13: Yeah, but he didn't say that. He was like, I'm

950
00:44:33,480 --> 00:44:35,799
Speaker 13: wide open, and I'm like, well, what else are you

951
00:44:35,880 --> 00:44:38,120
Speaker 13: doing with your life? Just pursuing me?

952
00:44:41,400 --> 00:44:42,320
Speaker 5: What? Okay?

953
00:44:42,480 --> 00:44:45,640
Speaker 10: Sadly this makes sense, but doesn't mean we agree with it.

954
00:44:45,719 --> 00:44:47,680
Speaker 1: I don't know that it does make sense to me.

955
00:44:48,160 --> 00:44:51,120
Speaker 1: He's not a loser. Like you liked him. You liked

956
00:44:51,160 --> 00:44:54,759
Speaker 1: everything about him. You said that he checked all your

957
00:44:54,800 --> 00:44:56,360
Speaker 1: boxes basically.

958
00:44:56,360 --> 00:45:00,040
Speaker 13: Yeah, I mean he did. He actually had decent hygiene.

959
00:44:59,600 --> 00:45:04,920
Speaker 5: Which see okay, but but he's too available for you.

960
00:45:05,000 --> 00:45:06,759
Speaker 1: Maybe that's why it's hygiene so good, he has got

961
00:45:06,760 --> 00:45:09,160
Speaker 1: time for it. I mean, again, you don'tant to date.

962
00:45:09,040 --> 00:45:11,440
Speaker 17: Someone who wants to hang out every single day sometimes

963
00:45:11,480 --> 00:45:12,480
Speaker 17: like they need to have a life.

964
00:45:12,600 --> 00:45:13,560
Speaker 5: Well sure, oh.

965
00:45:13,520 --> 00:45:17,440
Speaker 13: God, and especially in the beginning getting to know who

966
00:45:17,480 --> 00:45:19,480
Speaker 13: they are, and it just seems like he's just wide

967
00:45:19,560 --> 00:45:22,080
Speaker 13: open to do whatever. And okay, but we're trying to

968
00:45:22,120 --> 00:45:23,960
Speaker 13: build who we are as people.

969
00:45:24,640 --> 00:45:28,560
Speaker 2: What would you want his response to be when you say, hey,

970
00:45:28,719 --> 00:45:30,000
Speaker 2: I can't wait to see you again.

971
00:45:30,160 --> 00:45:31,719
Speaker 1: What should he have written back to you.

972
00:45:32,040 --> 00:45:33,919
Speaker 13: He shouldn't have. He should have just let me hang

973
00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:34,319
Speaker 13: for a bit.

974
00:45:36,440 --> 00:45:37,400
Speaker 5: That was a red flag.

975
00:45:37,480 --> 00:45:39,640
Speaker 1: Okay, well it's cutting like a game.

976
00:45:39,760 --> 00:45:42,280
Speaker 6: I don't I don't want to tell you this because

977
00:45:43,000 --> 00:45:43,359
Speaker 6: it's not.

978
00:45:43,360 --> 00:45:45,239
Speaker 5: That he's like super available to talk to you.

979
00:45:46,160 --> 00:45:47,239
Speaker 6: That's not what this is.

980
00:45:47,520 --> 00:45:49,400
Speaker 1: He was so busy. It's like we had to call

981
00:45:49,440 --> 00:45:51,560
Speaker 1: him so many times just.

982
00:45:51,520 --> 00:45:53,799
Speaker 6: In the middle of his extremely hectic day.

983
00:45:53,880 --> 00:45:55,600
Speaker 5: He's taken a little bit of time to jump on

984
00:45:55,640 --> 00:45:58,960
Speaker 5: the phone right now to talk to you because Jordie's.

985
00:45:58,600 --> 00:46:03,279
Speaker 16: There are Oh so you've been on the phone just

986
00:46:03,320 --> 00:46:07,920
Speaker 16: a little bit, like barely. I heard you call me

987
00:46:07,960 --> 00:46:10,120
Speaker 16: a loser who has too much time on his hands.

988
00:46:10,680 --> 00:46:13,560
Speaker 13: Well, yeah, they asked me to be honest, and I

989
00:46:13,680 --> 00:46:14,120
Speaker 13: was honest.

990
00:46:14,239 --> 00:46:17,359
Speaker 3: She didn't say asked me what was I mean?

991
00:46:18,080 --> 00:46:19,960
Speaker 1: That's what Jordi wanted. He wanted to know.

992
00:46:20,960 --> 00:46:23,239
Speaker 16: So, do you think I'm a loser because I want

993
00:46:23,280 --> 00:46:25,320
Speaker 16: to go out a second time? Like that part doesn't

994
00:46:25,320 --> 00:46:26,000
Speaker 16: make any sense.

995
00:46:26,320 --> 00:46:30,239
Speaker 13: No, it's just it's just a little red flaggy to

996
00:46:30,360 --> 00:46:32,359
Speaker 13: be able to hang out three nights in a row,

997
00:46:32,560 --> 00:46:35,320
Speaker 13: and like, my perfect guy would never do that. He

998
00:46:35,400 --> 00:46:37,239
Speaker 13: shouldn't have all the time in the world for me.

999
00:46:37,320 --> 00:46:41,120
Speaker 2: You know, I'm sorry, guy shouldn't have all the.

1000
00:46:43,480 --> 00:46:44,920
Speaker 16: To be totally clear, I didn't want to hang out

1001
00:46:44,960 --> 00:46:46,800
Speaker 16: with you three nights in. I gave you three options.

1002
00:46:46,960 --> 00:46:49,799
Speaker 13: Okay, you're just being a little way too chill at

1003
00:46:49,800 --> 00:46:51,919
Speaker 13: this time in your life. You know, now the time

1004
00:46:51,960 --> 00:46:54,120
Speaker 13: is to work hard and we're going to chill later.

1005
00:46:54,600 --> 00:46:57,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, well you're servant. Stein's in a German bar

1006
00:46:57,719 --> 00:46:57,960
Speaker 1: Like that.

1007
00:46:58,120 --> 00:47:03,960
Speaker 16: Means she probably makes more than I do here.

1008
00:47:04,120 --> 00:47:05,319
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1009
00:47:05,360 --> 00:47:07,719
Speaker 1: Well, it's just like, what are you doing to do

1010
00:47:07,800 --> 00:47:08,479
Speaker 1: the same thing.

1011
00:47:08,680 --> 00:47:10,279
Speaker 13: Well, you don't even know me, so how about you

1012
00:47:10,280 --> 00:47:10,960
Speaker 13: shut your mouth?

1013
00:47:11,680 --> 00:47:12,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, shut your mouth.

1014
00:47:13,320 --> 00:47:16,719
Speaker 5: Who are you complaining about the people bringing you alcohol?

1015
00:47:17,160 --> 00:47:19,120
Speaker 2: I think being a server is a great job, but

1016
00:47:19,200 --> 00:47:21,919
Speaker 2: she's like expecting him to like do all these big

1017
00:47:21,960 --> 00:47:25,239
Speaker 2: great things, like what are you doing to plan for

1018
00:47:25,320 --> 00:47:25,800
Speaker 2: your future?

1019
00:47:25,840 --> 00:47:28,640
Speaker 6: You stay in your lane and keep not tipping people after.

1020
00:47:32,800 --> 00:47:34,759
Speaker 1: I just like I hate when people do that.

1021
00:47:34,920 --> 00:47:37,520
Speaker 5: This is about Jordie. Jordie, she's concerned that you're too

1022
00:47:37,560 --> 00:47:39,879
Speaker 5: free and you're too available. Prove to her that that's

1023
00:47:39,960 --> 00:47:43,120
Speaker 5: not true, and how much you got going on?

1024
00:47:43,520 --> 00:47:44,399
Speaker 1: You don't want to date?

1025
00:47:44,520 --> 00:47:46,120
Speaker 16: Yeah, I mean it sounds like that would be more

1026
00:47:46,160 --> 00:47:48,040
Speaker 16: attractive to you. I mean, I just don't Erstan, why

1027
00:47:48,080 --> 00:47:49,839
Speaker 16: you want to play these games? Like we met in

1028
00:47:49,920 --> 00:47:51,880
Speaker 16: real life. I thought you were a good person.

1029
00:47:52,239 --> 00:47:53,840
Speaker 5: Okay, that's actually a point.

1030
00:47:53,960 --> 00:47:55,480
Speaker 6: I mean, how busy are you right now?

1031
00:47:55,880 --> 00:47:58,000
Speaker 16: I mean I'm kind of busy. I'm not totally busy.

1032
00:47:58,040 --> 00:47:58,359
Speaker 7: I mean.

1033
00:48:00,040 --> 00:48:00,400
Speaker 9: Busier.

1034
00:48:00,719 --> 00:48:03,040
Speaker 6: He's super busy, right slam?

1035
00:48:03,080 --> 00:48:08,600
Speaker 13: Okay, Like, look I'm looking to get busier, all right,

1036
00:48:10,040 --> 00:48:11,040
Speaker 13: red flaggy much?

1037
00:48:11,400 --> 00:48:14,240
Speaker 1: Oh he sounds like a nice guy.

1038
00:48:14,560 --> 00:48:15,520
Speaker 5: That's what she wants.

1039
00:48:15,520 --> 00:48:17,960
Speaker 6: She doesn't want that, but you did want.

1040
00:48:17,719 --> 00:48:18,319
Speaker 1: It that night.

1041
00:48:18,680 --> 00:48:21,040
Speaker 16: Look, look, Harper, let's rewind. Pretend I didn't call you

1042
00:48:21,080 --> 00:48:22,799
Speaker 16: for two weeks? Are turned on.

1043
00:48:22,840 --> 00:48:31,440
Speaker 13: Now weeks It's only been ten days imagining, Harper. I mean,

1044
00:48:31,480 --> 00:48:34,000
Speaker 13: the reality is you sent me a lot of freaking

1045
00:48:34,080 --> 00:48:36,120
Speaker 13: texts with like a lot of freaking dates, and now

1046
00:48:36,160 --> 00:48:37,880
Speaker 13: you have me on a radio show.

1047
00:48:38,680 --> 00:48:39,399
Speaker 5: It does look bad.

1048
00:48:41,440 --> 00:48:42,120
Speaker 6: It's pretty bad.

1049
00:48:42,360 --> 00:48:43,080
Speaker 5: You know what The thing is?

1050
00:48:43,280 --> 00:48:44,359
Speaker 6: We made him do it.

1051
00:48:44,440 --> 00:48:45,719
Speaker 3: Yeah, we got all the time in the world.

1052
00:48:45,760 --> 00:48:47,799
Speaker 5: He didn't even want to be here, he didn't have

1053
00:48:47,840 --> 00:48:50,839
Speaker 5: time to know but he was kind enough to take

1054
00:48:50,880 --> 00:48:52,799
Speaker 5: a little bit of time out to do this with us,

1055
00:48:52,960 --> 00:48:55,000
Speaker 5: just so that I could ask you if you would

1056
00:48:55,080 --> 00:48:57,480
Speaker 5: like to see Jordi one more time, and we would

1057
00:48:57,520 --> 00:48:58,399
Speaker 5: pay for that date.

1058
00:48:58,600 --> 00:48:59,840
Speaker 6: I don't even know if he's free.

1059
00:49:00,040 --> 00:49:02,719
Speaker 1: Honestly, Jordi, are you even free or interested?

1060
00:49:02,840 --> 00:49:03,440
Speaker 7: Not anymore?

1061
00:49:03,480 --> 00:49:05,279
Speaker 16: I'm all booked up now.

1062
00:49:08,120 --> 00:49:11,160
Speaker 3: I'm sorry. She's like, so I'll see you next weekend.

1063
00:49:12,160 --> 00:49:14,239
Speaker 13: I mean, I'm not really into these games that he's

1064
00:49:14,239 --> 00:49:15,920
Speaker 13: playing with me, and I'm not going to follow.

1065
00:49:18,840 --> 00:49:20,920
Speaker 16: Sweetie.

1066
00:49:19,520 --> 00:49:24,680
Speaker 5: Oh god, that was talking like brook Now, this is

1067
00:49:24,719 --> 00:49:29,160
Speaker 5: not okay, you know what, No, alright.

1068
00:49:31,080 --> 00:49:31,920
Speaker 6: This is going back.

1069
00:49:33,320 --> 00:49:33,680
Speaker 7: Looking.

1070
00:49:33,840 --> 00:49:36,080
Speaker 5: Jeffrey in the morning got a text into seventy eighty

1071
00:49:36,080 --> 00:49:38,399
Speaker 5: five nine two that says, with that outlook, I hope

1072
00:49:38,400 --> 00:49:39,720
Speaker 5: she's ready to die alone.

1073
00:49:41,480 --> 00:49:43,680
Speaker 2: I mean, honestly, I think she just doesn't actually want

1074
00:49:43,680 --> 00:49:44,240
Speaker 2: a boyfriend.

1075
00:49:44,480 --> 00:49:46,600
Speaker 5: Yeah, you know, like everybody's.

1076
00:49:46,040 --> 00:49:49,000
Speaker 1: Saying that she's like looking. She says she's looking for something,

1077
00:49:49,080 --> 00:49:50,799
Speaker 1: but she found it because.

1078
00:49:50,920 --> 00:49:52,800
Speaker 7: What she just wants to be wanted.

1079
00:49:52,880 --> 00:49:54,920
Speaker 5: And the outlook that I think they're referring to is

1080
00:49:54,920 --> 00:49:57,799
Speaker 5: the theory that if a guy says he's available to

1081
00:49:57,920 --> 00:50:00,480
Speaker 5: hang out with you, multiple nights in a row. That

1082
00:50:00,560 --> 00:50:03,799
Speaker 5: means he's a loser and must have absolutely nothing going on.

1083
00:50:03,960 --> 00:50:04,720
Speaker 10: Is not correct.

1084
00:50:04,719 --> 00:50:06,120
Speaker 14: That because when girls try to hang out with me

1085
00:50:06,160 --> 00:50:07,920
Speaker 14: and I tell him I'm sorry, I got two jobs.

1086
00:50:07,920 --> 00:50:13,280
Speaker 3: I'm streaming video games every single night. It also deters.

1087
00:50:14,880 --> 00:50:17,440
Speaker 5: Yes, it also matters what you're busy doing.

1088
00:50:18,080 --> 00:50:21,359
Speaker 2: Yeah, got my D and D club on Friday on

1089
00:50:21,400 --> 00:50:22,920
Speaker 2: Saturday night, so I can't hang out.

1090
00:50:22,960 --> 00:50:25,920
Speaker 3: Sorry, but I make tons of money. Hello, Hello, Hello.

1091
00:50:26,040 --> 00:50:29,200
Speaker 5: You guys, just give up. There's going to be easier

1092
00:50:29,200 --> 00:50:31,520
Speaker 5: to be Just quit because actually they're going to feel

1093
00:50:31,560 --> 00:50:33,920
Speaker 5: more attracted to you that you've given up on that.

1094
00:50:34,360 --> 00:50:37,960
Speaker 1: Really women based on him, I mean.

1095
00:50:38,040 --> 00:50:39,000
Speaker 7: Just too late.

1096
00:50:39,120 --> 00:50:42,480
Speaker 5: She speaks for all women.

1097
00:50:44,000 --> 00:50:46,239
Speaker 1: Hey, I don't cancel my two guys.

1098
00:50:48,200 --> 00:50:50,120
Speaker 5: Saw that coming. But you know what, if you need

1099
00:50:50,120 --> 00:50:52,279
Speaker 5: help with your dating life, go ahead email the show.

1100
00:50:52,440 --> 00:50:54,640
Speaker 5: We'll call that person who isn't calling you back and

1101
00:50:54,680 --> 00:50:57,279
Speaker 5: go check out all of our podcasts. We are the

1102
00:50:57,360 --> 00:50:59,680
Speaker 5: home of the Second Date Update. Wherever you get yours

1103
00:51:00,040 --> 00:51:01,160
Speaker 5: Brook and Jeffrey.

1104
00:51:01,200 --> 00:51:03,560
Speaker 11: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

1105
00:51:04,560 --> 00:51:06,839
Speaker 5: Some people spend their whole life trying to figure out

1106
00:51:06,880 --> 00:51:11,440
Speaker 5: their true calling, what they were meant for but not me.

1107
00:51:12,600 --> 00:51:18,080
Speaker 5: I know I was actually born to sing you. Literally

1108
00:51:18,880 --> 00:51:21,440
Speaker 5: in the hospital when I came out, I was clutching

1109
00:51:21,480 --> 00:51:25,960
Speaker 5: a tiny microphone in my newborn hands. Doctors had no

1110
00:51:26,080 --> 00:51:28,000
Speaker 5: idea how it got up there.

1111
00:51:28,960 --> 00:51:29,920
Speaker 1: It is a good question.

1112
00:51:32,960 --> 00:51:35,440
Speaker 5: Some say I snuck out one night during the second

1113
00:51:35,480 --> 00:51:39,200
Speaker 5: trimester and hit up a Ruby Tuesday, crawled back up

1114
00:51:39,200 --> 00:51:40,120
Speaker 5: in there with a mic.

1115
00:51:40,680 --> 00:51:42,680
Speaker 1: That is so disturbing, Jeffreys.

1116
00:51:43,080 --> 00:51:46,480
Speaker 6: Why Ruby Tuesday? Everybody loves Ruby Tuesday?

1117
00:51:47,800 --> 00:51:50,560
Speaker 1: How daresay even anymore?

1118
00:51:50,640 --> 00:51:53,360
Speaker 5: It was when I was about to be born. Others

1119
00:51:53,400 --> 00:51:56,319
Speaker 5: say that it was just a miracle put in there

1120
00:51:56,360 --> 00:51:56,920
Speaker 5: by God.

1121
00:51:57,920 --> 00:51:59,360
Speaker 6: Either way, I have been.

1122
00:51:59,239 --> 00:52:03,680
Speaker 5: Clutching on microphones and other microphone shaped objects for years,

1123
00:52:03,800 --> 00:52:06,600
Speaker 5: giving it my all for a brand new song of

1124
00:52:06,640 --> 00:52:09,399
Speaker 5: the Week. This one is coming up right after this.

1125
00:52:10,400 --> 00:52:15,040
Speaker 5: It is song of the Week. Time I can see you.

1126
00:52:15,040 --> 00:52:20,080
Speaker 2: You have never looked prettier. Blonde pigtails really good on you.

1127
00:52:20,320 --> 00:52:22,040
Speaker 1: You could use a brush, but that's okay.

1128
00:52:22,360 --> 00:52:25,040
Speaker 5: You're not telling me anything I don't already know. It's

1129
00:52:25,080 --> 00:52:28,080
Speaker 5: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, and you've all probably

1130
00:52:28,160 --> 00:52:33,440
Speaker 5: noticed me lately doing my oral stretches out in the lobby,

1131
00:52:34,280 --> 00:52:36,840
Speaker 5: just prepping my body for what I'm about to cram

1132
00:52:36,880 --> 00:52:43,560
Speaker 5: in there, girls Scout cookies. Yeah, and I'm not embellishing

1133
00:52:43,600 --> 00:52:45,799
Speaker 5: because I really love them. Something you may not know

1134
00:52:45,840 --> 00:52:51,839
Speaker 5: about me. My top two are Samoas and thin Mints.

1135
00:52:51,840 --> 00:52:54,320
Speaker 1: No way, Samoa's are like number one.

1136
00:52:56,040 --> 00:52:57,600
Speaker 5: I mean, it's hard to go wrong with any of them,

1137
00:52:57,719 --> 00:52:58,360
Speaker 5: let's be honest.

1138
00:52:58,400 --> 00:53:00,719
Speaker 1: But I've been really into the adventures this year.

1139
00:53:02,600 --> 00:53:04,120
Speaker 6: Look here's the problem, though.

1140
00:53:04,600 --> 00:53:10,440
Speaker 5: Everywhere I go I see those little militant pastry pushers

1141
00:53:11,080 --> 00:53:15,000
Speaker 5: trying to lure me, over sell me their product, and

1142
00:53:15,200 --> 00:53:16,800
Speaker 5: bleed my wallet dry.

1143
00:53:17,239 --> 00:53:18,399
Speaker 1: They're so good at it.

1144
00:53:18,520 --> 00:53:18,719
Speaker 11: Yeah.

1145
00:53:19,200 --> 00:53:21,239
Speaker 5: You may look at them and think, oh, they're so

1146
00:53:21,480 --> 00:53:23,520
Speaker 5: cute and sweeth and innocent.

1147
00:53:23,680 --> 00:53:24,000
Speaker 6: Wrong.

1148
00:53:24,760 --> 00:53:28,520
Speaker 5: They are tough and they are ruthless. This isn't fun

1149
00:53:28,600 --> 00:53:32,640
Speaker 5: Kumbaya cookie time for them. They got an agenda. And

1150
00:53:32,680 --> 00:53:36,359
Speaker 5: it's not only who sells the most cookies, but it's

1151
00:53:36,440 --> 00:53:38,800
Speaker 5: also stay off of my turf.

1152
00:53:39,239 --> 00:53:43,680
Speaker 10: Oh, the cookie wars are on yea.

1153
00:53:44,040 --> 00:53:47,720
Speaker 5: It is Scout versus Scout to find out who runs

1154
00:53:47,800 --> 00:53:50,040
Speaker 5: the choice spot in this neighborhood.

1155
00:53:50,040 --> 00:53:59,839
Speaker 2: Ild Yeah feel me on this. Yeah, Oh my god,

1156
00:54:02,360 --> 00:54:04,239
Speaker 2: you gonna drop me off the box this week.

1157
00:54:04,760 --> 00:54:07,560
Speaker 5: I just I know how tough it gets how cutthroat

1158
00:54:07,640 --> 00:54:11,160
Speaker 5: this business really is behind the scenes. That's why today

1159
00:54:11,280 --> 00:54:15,560
Speaker 5: I'm singing as if I was a cutthroat girl, scout

1160
00:54:15,719 --> 00:54:20,600
Speaker 5: business lady. And instead of doing snoop doggs, drop it

1161
00:54:20,680 --> 00:54:24,000
Speaker 5: like it's hot, it's young Jeffreys. Sell them by the

1162
00:54:24,040 --> 00:54:29,120
Speaker 5: box because this is my corner. And you gotta step

1163
00:54:29,320 --> 00:54:31,800
Speaker 5: off while you're yeah, go for it.

1164
00:54:31,840 --> 00:54:32,480
Speaker 7: I'll be dancing.

1165
00:54:32,520 --> 00:54:34,440
Speaker 6: You got fun, all right?

1166
00:54:34,680 --> 00:54:36,640
Speaker 5: You can back up on a point when I'm ready.

1167
00:54:37,640 --> 00:55:02,759
Speaker 18: Points true, true, when my troops in the zip, we

1168
00:55:03,000 --> 00:55:06,120
Speaker 18: waiting by the shops, waiting by the shops, waiting by

1169
00:55:06,160 --> 00:55:06,640
Speaker 18: the shops.

1170
00:55:06,680 --> 00:55:08,759
Speaker 5: If you walk by my cookie foot, sell them by

1171
00:55:08,760 --> 00:55:11,319
Speaker 5: the box, sell them by the box, sell them by

1172
00:55:11,320 --> 00:55:13,399
Speaker 5: the boss. And if I ever try and hustle you,

1173
00:55:13,440 --> 00:55:16,919
Speaker 5: better buy a lot. Better buy a lot. Everything I got,

1174
00:55:16,920 --> 00:55:19,239
Speaker 5: I got a badge of my vest and my order sheet.

1175
00:55:19,280 --> 00:55:20,880
Speaker 6: Strong Mama, call me third.

1176
00:55:20,640 --> 00:55:23,600
Speaker 5: Wheel from the way I tag along. I'm a nice

1177
00:55:23,640 --> 00:55:26,480
Speaker 5: girl with the mean weed. You see these fin mints,

1178
00:55:26,640 --> 00:55:29,799
Speaker 5: you see these green sleeves, straight cookie queens. I ain't

1179
00:55:29,800 --> 00:55:32,720
Speaker 5: mean to glow even missus Field saying I'm the cookie.

1180
00:55:32,800 --> 00:55:36,520
Speaker 5: Go just one box hut, Good luck Fred. When you leave,

1181
00:55:36,600 --> 00:55:38,840
Speaker 5: got your filling up your truck bed. I could trickle

1182
00:55:38,920 --> 00:55:41,480
Speaker 5: sell you Rizzy till your riset. Let you kiss my

1183
00:55:41,520 --> 00:55:42,080
Speaker 5: mom if you.

1184
00:55:42,120 --> 00:55:44,360
Speaker 6: Buy a short a rizsett wheeler, rub the sweet.

1185
00:55:44,440 --> 00:55:46,480
Speaker 5: I'm the dealer r of the trees. More pleasure in

1186
00:55:46,600 --> 00:55:49,160
Speaker 5: these boxes than all the Bridle sweets. So don't try

1187
00:55:49,200 --> 00:55:50,920
Speaker 5: to tell me that you can't cut you up on

1188
00:55:51,000 --> 00:55:53,719
Speaker 5: some diet thick. I know you lie in miss saw

1189
00:55:53,719 --> 00:55:56,160
Speaker 5: your door dash order. You got fries with it, So

1190
00:55:56,440 --> 00:55:59,440
Speaker 5: think about it. Take a cookie, matter of fact, you

1191
00:56:00,120 --> 00:56:02,960
Speaker 5: better take fourteen or I'm gonna cry live on my

1192
00:56:03,080 --> 00:56:05,880
Speaker 5: TikTok stream when my booth on the curve dan, people

1193
00:56:05,960 --> 00:56:09,399
Speaker 5: gonna stop, Chall's are gonna drop, doll's gonna pop. When

1194
00:56:09,400 --> 00:56:11,360
Speaker 5: a dad try to dip on you, chase them like

1195
00:56:11,400 --> 00:56:13,920
Speaker 5: a cob. Chase them like a cob, Stalk them down

1196
00:56:13,960 --> 00:56:16,399
Speaker 5: the block. If a crypto bro's cash list, make them

1197
00:56:16,400 --> 00:56:19,520
Speaker 5: paying star, make them paying stars, make them paying stock.

1198
00:56:19,640 --> 00:56:22,320
Speaker 5: Got the QR code with my Apple page joined in.

1199
00:56:22,440 --> 00:56:26,479
Speaker 5: I'm recently approved to except your bitcoin. I don't play fair.

1200
00:56:26,680 --> 00:56:29,520
Speaker 5: I sabotage stands. I make my dad sell cookie to

1201
00:56:29,600 --> 00:56:32,359
Speaker 5: his work friends. Got my mom out dealing to her

1202
00:56:32,360 --> 00:56:34,600
Speaker 5: book club, trying to get him too drunk, so they

1203
00:56:34,640 --> 00:56:37,880
Speaker 5: buy the good stuff, dropping toast Y's out by dispenser

1204
00:56:38,000 --> 00:56:41,640
Speaker 5: rays buying off boxes with zero memor raised who look

1205
00:56:41,680 --> 00:56:44,480
Speaker 5: at look get at the walt Greens tr double o

1206
00:56:44,719 --> 00:56:47,640
Speaker 5: P number one oh three celebrated, We made it, And

1207
00:56:47,719 --> 00:56:50,160
Speaker 5: I'm a lady taking hell of money payments while getting

1208
00:56:50,160 --> 00:56:53,640
Speaker 5: my hands fraided. Send your tongue on adventureful rides with

1209
00:56:53,719 --> 00:56:56,640
Speaker 5: the Coco Buddy, dreamy and creamy on inside because I

1210
00:56:56,719 --> 00:56:59,759
Speaker 5: brings the sizzle with caramel drizzle. Slide them down your

1211
00:56:59,760 --> 00:57:02,279
Speaker 5: throat like the bus with miss Frizzle. Smile just a

1212
00:57:02,360 --> 00:57:04,719
Speaker 5: little and jingle and show my dimples. I'm sucking a

1213
00:57:04,840 --> 00:57:07,480
Speaker 5: cat like my last name thistle. When my dad hits

1214
00:57:07,520 --> 00:57:10,439
Speaker 5: the gym, I'm in the parking lot, in the parking lot,

1215
00:57:10,760 --> 00:57:13,560
Speaker 5: flexing what I got. If they say maybe later, you say,

1216
00:57:13,600 --> 00:57:16,400
Speaker 5: y'all maybe not, Gill trip them a lot. Gill trip

1217
00:57:16,440 --> 00:57:18,800
Speaker 5: them a lot. And if you graded by another troop.

1218
00:57:18,600 --> 00:57:19,720
Speaker 6: Gloves are coming off.

1219
00:57:19,880 --> 00:57:22,480
Speaker 5: Gloves are coming off, fighting for your spot. And never

1220
00:57:22,560 --> 00:57:25,040
Speaker 5: sell them a turk because your cookies get owned. If

1221
00:57:25,040 --> 00:57:26,560
Speaker 5: you try to dopey, do I make.

1222
00:57:26,480 --> 00:57:27,560
Speaker 6: Sure you dosey don't.

1223
00:57:28,080 --> 00:57:31,000
Speaker 5: Cookie's so dope. I'm make your eyes blurred. I ain't

1224
00:57:31,080 --> 00:57:34,680
Speaker 5: Walter White, call me Heisenberg, little French hat or with

1225
00:57:34,800 --> 00:57:37,560
Speaker 5: the green smock, big cookie boss. Yeah, I'll run this

1226
00:57:37,600 --> 00:57:40,560
Speaker 5: whole block. I got your hooked bad on. Some Moah's

1227
00:57:40,640 --> 00:57:43,920
Speaker 5: young scratching out my door begging for a couple of crumbs. Oh,

1228
00:57:43,960 --> 00:57:46,040
Speaker 5: you got a troop. You think you run the scene.

1229
00:57:46,200 --> 00:57:49,960
Speaker 5: Your sales look mid mine's like medeon lemon up Ooh

1230
00:57:50,240 --> 00:57:52,840
Speaker 5: now I'm in my groove. Now your dinner's bare ass

1231
00:57:52,920 --> 00:57:56,400
Speaker 5: fire fest food. You can't stop me from cookie flexing?

1232
00:57:56,680 --> 00:57:59,680
Speaker 5: Must I remind you? I run the concessions, mom, don't

1233
00:57:59,680 --> 00:58:02,640
Speaker 5: flip them. Dad's gonna ship them. You buy one box,

1234
00:58:02,680 --> 00:58:05,840
Speaker 5: you'll be back double diffin being long sleeve, the swim

1235
00:58:05,880 --> 00:58:06,560
Speaker 5: dope perfection.

1236
00:58:06,880 --> 00:58:10,240
Speaker 6: That's that meno and feed your addiction. When Granny hits.

1237
00:58:10,120 --> 00:58:12,520
Speaker 5: The pox, we sell them by the fox, sell him

1238
00:58:12,520 --> 00:58:14,680
Speaker 5: by the fox. Think she's kind of lost at the

1239
00:58:14,760 --> 00:58:18,560
Speaker 5: calories of barking. You take oseempic shots, Take osempic shots,

1240
00:58:18,640 --> 00:58:20,600
Speaker 5: and you're looking hot. If you say no, then I'm

1241
00:58:20,680 --> 00:58:23,439
Speaker 5: judging you, and I'm gonna scar and I'm gonna stall

1242
00:58:23,800 --> 00:58:25,720
Speaker 5: me and my luck of Boss. I'm a cookie car

1243
00:58:25,840 --> 00:58:30,160
Speaker 5: for Little Ganghas call Regional Sales camp since twenty twenty one.

1244
00:58:30,680 --> 00:58:38,919
Speaker 3: True are your troops ups?

1245
00:58:40,840 --> 00:58:55,120
Speaker 5: True? Where's the cookies at? So?

1246
00:58:55,320 --> 00:59:00,320
Speaker 10: If there was a parodied patch or badge you right now?

1247
00:59:01,720 --> 00:59:03,880
Speaker 5: That's how they do it. They are ruthless and it

1248
00:59:03,960 --> 00:59:06,240
Speaker 5: is a war out there, so better be prepared. That

1249
00:59:06,480 --> 00:59:10,160
Speaker 5: is our song of the week, like girl Scout Cookies.

1250
00:59:10,160 --> 00:59:11,720
Speaker 5: We'll have the video up on our YouTube at Brooke

1251
00:59:11,760 --> 00:59:13,680
Speaker 5: and Jeffrey. Make sure you check it out and subscribe

1252
00:59:13,680 --> 00:59:14,000
Speaker 5: to that.

1253
00:59:14,280 --> 00:59:17,320
Speaker 3: You do have to see the video. Yeah, you big blonde,

1254
00:59:17,320 --> 00:59:17,840
Speaker 3: big tails.

1255
00:59:17,960 --> 00:59:18,680
Speaker 11: If you could.

1256
00:59:18,520 --> 00:59:21,960
Speaker 2: Picture jeff as a girl scrouted your mind, it's even

1257
00:59:21,960 --> 00:59:22,720
Speaker 2: better in life.

1258
00:59:23,200 --> 00:59:25,080
Speaker 5: If you want to look, go ahead, text in seventy

1259
00:59:25,080 --> 00:59:26,920
Speaker 5: five nine two tell us what you thought about the

1260
00:59:26,960 --> 00:59:29,320
Speaker 5: song and who's top scout in your hood?

1261
00:59:29,800 --> 00:59:32,080
Speaker 11: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

1262
00:59:39,840 --> 00:59:42,400
Speaker 5: You know, if Brooke was really a charitable person, she'd

1263
00:59:42,400 --> 00:59:44,880
Speaker 5: lose all of these games on purpose so our listeners

1264
00:59:44,920 --> 00:59:48,479
Speaker 5: could win and have some happiness. Yeah, but I guess

1265
00:59:48,480 --> 00:59:51,720
Speaker 5: that doesn't matter to Brook. Instead, Brook helped launch our

1266
00:59:51,760 --> 00:59:54,000
Speaker 5: new merch for a Cause where one hundred percent of

1267
00:59:54,040 --> 00:59:58,080
Speaker 5: the proceeds go to La wildfire relief, which doesn't help

1268
00:59:58,120 --> 00:59:59,360
Speaker 5: our listeners in any way.

1269
00:59:59,560 --> 01:00:02,000
Speaker 1: Well it does though.

1270
01:00:02,040 --> 01:00:05,040
Speaker 2: I mean if we can recover as a country together,

1271
01:00:05,160 --> 01:00:06,360
Speaker 2: then we're stronger together.

1272
01:00:06,520 --> 01:00:07,360
Speaker 5: Oh Goold.

1273
01:00:07,360 --> 01:00:08,280
Speaker 6: Do you think people want that?

1274
01:00:08,560 --> 01:00:14,000
Speaker 5: Yeah? So maybe your challenger today, Randy is into that. Randy,

1275
01:00:14,120 --> 01:00:16,520
Speaker 5: how do you feel about uniting the country and everybody

1276
01:00:16,520 --> 01:00:17,760
Speaker 5: being on equal playing field?

1277
01:00:17,880 --> 01:00:20,160
Speaker 16: I mean I want to win, So how about just

1278
01:00:20,240 --> 01:00:20,880
Speaker 16: not for me?

1279
01:00:21,320 --> 01:00:21,520
Speaker 7: There?

1280
01:00:21,560 --> 01:00:26,080
Speaker 10: You're the exception, all right?

1281
01:00:26,120 --> 01:00:27,880
Speaker 1: But the new merge is so cute, Randy. Have you

1282
01:00:27,920 --> 01:00:29,760
Speaker 1: seen it? It's a second date update merch.

1283
01:00:30,280 --> 01:00:30,840
Speaker 16: I haven't.

1284
01:00:31,200 --> 01:00:33,600
Speaker 2: Okay, go to our socials, yeah, at Brook and.

1285
01:00:33,600 --> 01:00:36,280
Speaker 5: Jeffrey or follow Brook on Instagram and you'll get spammed

1286
01:00:36,320 --> 01:00:38,960
Speaker 5: with it every single hour. That's right, Brook's gonna leave

1287
01:00:39,000 --> 01:00:40,600
Speaker 5: the studio so we can get to the game and

1288
01:00:40,600 --> 01:00:43,080
Speaker 5: you can actually win something. Here. You got thirty seconds

1289
01:00:43,120 --> 01:00:45,360
Speaker 5: answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know when,

1290
01:00:45,400 --> 01:00:46,720
Speaker 5: you can say past. But you have to beat her

1291
01:00:46,720 --> 01:00:48,520
Speaker 5: out right if you want to win? Are you ready?

1292
01:00:48,960 --> 01:00:49,320
Speaker 13: Let's go?

1293
01:00:49,480 --> 01:00:52,760
Speaker 5: Good luck? Your time starts now. Today is National Chocolate

1294
01:00:52,800 --> 01:00:56,480
Speaker 5: Soup Flay Day. What European country did The dessert originate

1295
01:00:56,600 --> 01:00:58,360
Speaker 5: from Europe?

1296
01:00:58,680 --> 01:00:59,440
Speaker 16: That is common.

1297
01:01:01,160 --> 01:01:04,200
Speaker 5: You want to change your answer? No name the author

1298
01:01:04,240 --> 01:01:07,200
Speaker 5: who is known as the King of Horror, Stephen King.

1299
01:01:07,360 --> 01:01:09,520
Speaker 6: Which of these teams is the oldest in the NFL?

1300
01:01:09,600 --> 01:01:13,280
Speaker 6: Arizona Cardinals are the Green Bay Packers Cardinals?

1301
01:01:13,400 --> 01:01:17,000
Speaker 5: What national chain buffet restaurant uses the slogan pleasing people

1302
01:01:18,760 --> 01:01:22,160
Speaker 5: in the TV show The Simpsons? What instrument does Lisa play? Jack?

1303
01:01:23,600 --> 01:01:24,120
Speaker 11: All right?

1304
01:01:24,400 --> 01:01:27,560
Speaker 5: Randy, well, garn there. I know started off little Rocky

1305
01:01:27,680 --> 01:01:31,120
Speaker 5: got really really good towards the end. There. Now, apparently,

1306
01:01:31,320 --> 01:01:35,040
Speaker 5: according to my phone screener, you are obsessed with the

1307
01:01:35,120 --> 01:01:36,480
Speaker 5: Friends TV show.

1308
01:01:37,040 --> 01:01:37,720
Speaker 16: Obsessed.

1309
01:01:38,000 --> 01:01:41,360
Speaker 5: Randy has a little shrine in her closet. She kisses

1310
01:01:41,360 --> 01:01:45,000
Speaker 5: a life size portrait of Matt Lebronc passionately every night

1311
01:01:45,040 --> 01:01:46,760
Speaker 5: before getting in bed.

1312
01:01:46,200 --> 01:01:49,280
Speaker 1: Is it just cardboard or is it a pillow? Got

1313
01:01:49,280 --> 01:01:50,360
Speaker 1: a three D situation?

1314
01:01:50,520 --> 01:01:51,560
Speaker 6: Yeah, silicon, I.

1315
01:01:51,480 --> 01:01:54,320
Speaker 15: Mean I've got pillows. It's not a closet, it's a

1316
01:01:54,360 --> 01:01:54,920
Speaker 15: whole apartment.

1317
01:01:54,920 --> 01:01:58,440
Speaker 1: Oh, what makes you so obsessed with Friends?

1318
01:01:59,440 --> 01:02:01,320
Speaker 15: My mom and I grew up watching it, like I

1319
01:02:01,320 --> 01:02:03,360
Speaker 15: grew up with my mom watching it, and so it's

1320
01:02:03,400 --> 01:02:05,440
Speaker 15: just kind of sentimental nostalgic.

1321
01:02:05,720 --> 01:02:08,160
Speaker 5: Yeah, have you taken a quiz? Randy and found out

1322
01:02:08,160 --> 01:02:09,040
Speaker 5: which friend you are.

1323
01:02:10,080 --> 01:02:12,720
Speaker 15: I've gotten Rachel a few times, which I'm totally okay with,

1324
01:02:12,760 --> 01:02:14,680
Speaker 15: but I kind of tend to be a little bit

1325
01:02:14,680 --> 01:02:15,560
Speaker 15: more monica ish.

1326
01:02:15,720 --> 01:02:17,760
Speaker 1: Really really, I'm going to go Phoebe for you.

1327
01:02:17,920 --> 01:02:19,840
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, Phoebe.

1328
01:02:19,880 --> 01:02:24,400
Speaker 5: I was get Rachel's younger sister, Reese Witherspoon for about her.

1329
01:02:25,040 --> 01:02:25,800
Speaker 1: You are friends?

1330
01:02:26,040 --> 01:02:29,880
Speaker 16: Yeah, that's right, I'm gun.

1331
01:02:32,240 --> 01:02:33,320
Speaker 5: Digital. Jake is gun there?

1332
01:02:33,360 --> 01:02:33,720
Speaker 14: Anyway?

1333
01:02:34,160 --> 01:02:36,120
Speaker 5: We could talk about friends all day here, but I

1334
01:02:36,160 --> 01:02:38,520
Speaker 5: know we have to finish you, ready, Brook, Your time

1335
01:02:38,560 --> 01:02:41,800
Speaker 5: starts now. Today is National Chocolate Sooux Flay Day. What

1336
01:02:42,040 --> 01:02:44,400
Speaker 5: European country did the dessert originate from?

1337
01:02:44,440 --> 01:02:44,840
Speaker 1: France?

1338
01:02:45,360 --> 01:02:47,960
Speaker 6: Named the author who is known as the King of.

1339
01:02:47,960 --> 01:02:49,439
Speaker 1: Horror, Stephen King.

1340
01:02:49,800 --> 01:02:51,040
Speaker 6: Which of these teams is.

1341
01:02:51,000 --> 01:02:54,400
Speaker 5: The oldest in the NFL, Arizona Cardinals or the Green Bay.

1342
01:02:54,240 --> 01:02:55,520
Speaker 1: Packers Green Bay Packers.

1343
01:02:55,760 --> 01:03:00,000
Speaker 5: What national chain buffet restaurant uses the slogan pleasing people?

1344
01:03:00,320 --> 01:03:04,120
Speaker 1: Oh pass?

1345
01:03:04,160 --> 01:03:05,800
Speaker 6: In the TV show The Simpsons.

1346
01:03:05,880 --> 01:03:09,160
Speaker 5: What instrument does Lisa play as a tribute to the

1347
01:03:09,160 --> 01:03:11,800
Speaker 5: original colonies? The US flag has folded? How many times

1348
01:03:11,840 --> 01:03:13,040
Speaker 5: at a military funeral?

1349
01:03:13,120 --> 01:03:13,560
Speaker 1: Thirteen?

1350
01:03:14,520 --> 01:03:16,600
Speaker 5: All right, that's all the time we have for this round.

1351
01:03:16,800 --> 01:03:19,440
Speaker 5: Let's go to the scoreboard with Jose every.

1352
01:03:19,280 --> 01:03:24,120
Speaker 17: Day and you be it is the fine what I

1353
01:03:24,360 --> 01:03:29,680
Speaker 17: do good, I'm in love, shutout to Linda.

1354
01:03:29,880 --> 01:03:32,080
Speaker 5: Thing is freaking Jon.

1355
01:03:34,080 --> 01:03:37,800
Speaker 10: Ricky Show every name you know the show Ricky Jones

1356
01:03:38,280 --> 01:03:45,600
Speaker 10: man legend. Randy, you got three correct today.

1357
01:03:44,680 --> 01:03:46,080
Speaker 6: Pretty dang good, good work.

1358
01:03:46,280 --> 01:03:48,800
Speaker 3: And Brock you you.

1359
01:03:48,800 --> 01:03:49,880
Speaker 7: Got four.

1360
01:03:51,560 --> 01:03:52,360
Speaker 3: Bricky Jones.

1361
01:03:52,760 --> 01:03:58,160
Speaker 5: Yeah, Randy, I'm sorry. Three was good, but four was gooder.

1362
01:03:58,280 --> 01:04:01,280
Speaker 5: So let's go over the answers for every It's National

1363
01:04:01,360 --> 01:04:04,520
Speaker 5: Chocolate sou Flay Day. The European country that dessert comes

1364
01:04:04,520 --> 01:04:07,960
Speaker 5: from is France, so delicious. Although Europe was a good

1365
01:04:08,040 --> 01:04:11,280
Speaker 5: guest ranger, the author who is known as the King

1366
01:04:11,320 --> 01:04:13,920
Speaker 5: of Horror would be Stephen King. The oldest team in

1367
01:04:13,960 --> 01:04:17,880
Speaker 5: the NFL is actually the Arizona Cardinals, established in eighteen

1368
01:04:18,040 --> 01:04:20,480
Speaker 5: ninety eight as the Morgan Athletic Club.

1369
01:04:20,840 --> 01:04:22,760
Speaker 6: Green Bay came twenty years.

1370
01:04:22,560 --> 01:04:25,000
Speaker 1: Later were they were in Arizona.

1371
01:04:26,680 --> 01:04:30,240
Speaker 5: The national chain buffet restaurant that uses a slogan pleasing

1372
01:04:30,280 --> 01:04:34,280
Speaker 5: people what a tease is Cracker Barrel six hundred and

1373
01:04:34,360 --> 01:04:36,760
Speaker 5: fifty eight locations in forty five states.

1374
01:04:36,800 --> 01:04:37,880
Speaker 1: Buffet restaurant.

1375
01:04:38,760 --> 01:04:40,160
Speaker 6: I think that's how it's described.

1376
01:04:40,360 --> 01:04:43,920
Speaker 5: Really yeah. In the TV show The Simpsons, Lisa plays

1377
01:04:43,960 --> 01:04:46,560
Speaker 5: saxophone and as a tribute to the colonies, the US

1378
01:04:46,640 --> 01:04:50,240
Speaker 5: flag is folded thirteen times at a military funeral, and

1379
01:04:50,320 --> 01:04:54,320
Speaker 5: apparently each fold has a different meaning to it too. So, Randy,

1380
01:04:54,560 --> 01:04:56,680
Speaker 5: I'm sorry it was not enough to beat Brooke today,

1381
01:04:56,680 --> 01:04:58,200
Speaker 5: but just replaying, we are going to give you a

1382
01:04:58,280 --> 01:05:01,600
Speaker 5: twenty five dollars Disney gift are dollid at any Disney resort,

1383
01:05:01,640 --> 01:05:03,480
Speaker 5: theme park, or online in the Disney Store.

1384
01:05:04,160 --> 01:05:06,520
Speaker 13: Yay, yay Disney.

1385
01:05:06,680 --> 01:05:08,640
Speaker 1: Well, how was your experience, Randy?

1386
01:05:09,200 --> 01:05:11,200
Speaker 15: I pleayly loved it and I will definitely be back

1387
01:05:11,240 --> 01:05:13,320
Speaker 15: because I need to work on my continent.

1388
01:05:15,080 --> 01:05:15,600
Speaker 7: You know your.

1389
01:05:15,480 --> 01:05:19,960
Speaker 2: Countries, Yes, all the geographical flat the continents down.

1390
01:05:21,440 --> 01:05:23,680
Speaker 5: Randy, come back again soon. We're gonna do Windbrooks Bucks

1391
01:05:23,680 --> 01:05:24,240
Speaker 5: same time on

1392
01:05:24,320 --> 01:05:27,480
Speaker 11: Monday, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.