Speaker 1: If you're in town next Tuesday, should come hang out
Speaker 1: at that one. Yeah, we're doing once a month at
Speaker 1: the store, and so we took a few months off,
Speaker 1: but got Kevin Neal and Stamos, Eric Andre and.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh yeah, Uncle Jesse, Oh yeah, Uncle Jesse, Jesse.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I love me some Uncle Jesse.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah.
Speaker 2: He was just ripping on drums. I saw.
Speaker 3: Cover.
Speaker 2: He's got a good like Elvis impression, Nation impersonation as well.
Speaker 1: I just want to smell his fingers. But I think
Speaker 1: that there is but that, And I'm definitely gon ask
Speaker 1: him that. I would ask him that as Adam, but
Speaker 1: as doctor Phil. I mean, who gives.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, what do you what do you think
Speaker 2: his connection with Dan Becky is nowadays? Did she see
Speaker 2: the kids go to jail from your school?
Speaker 1: Probably? These are the things too that I don't want
Speaker 1: to bring up. But yeah, he I mean there he's
Speaker 1: he probably has her back. There's such a they got
Speaker 1: full house crew is such a tight knit fan like
Speaker 1: I still see pictures of them all hanging out, like
Speaker 1: I'm sure there's a.
Speaker 2: Part of r. Sag Anytime you ask any of the
Speaker 2: comics about Saget, they're all like we lost a good one.
Speaker 3: Like he was a good dude. People loved him.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he was just he was nice to everybody. It's
Speaker 1: it's such an easier I mean, it's such an easy
Speaker 1: thing to Are we going by the way or do
Speaker 1: you want to know if you want to start? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: All right, here we go.
Speaker 1: I can tell another second story, but I know if
Speaker 1: you want to capture or not.
Speaker 2: But no, we're good.
Speaker 1: That one's probably not good for an opener anyway, Here's
Speaker 1: how Sagat died. Dude, but the Seahawks, I think it
Speaker 1: was a touchdown. Man, speaking of shitty calls that weren't made,
Speaker 1: he should have called the hospital, just like the reps
Speaker 1: should have called a flag.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Welcome to Games with Names. I'm Julian Edelman.
Speaker 2: They're Jack and Kyler, and we're on a mission to
Speaker 2: find the greatest game of all time. And on today's episode,
Speaker 2: we are covering the fail Merry Game with comedian Seattle,
Speaker 2: super sports fan and the man that made Doctor Phil hilarious,
Speaker 2: Adam Ray, And we get into talking what it takes
Speaker 2: to do a great impression.
Speaker 3: Need some some tips.
Speaker 1: Bill boy, big fan that thanks buddy, Stop.
Speaker 2: Phil bringing back the SuperSonics. Where the they go?
Speaker 1: I got more into football once the Sonics left.
Speaker 2: And what it's like to play Doctor Phil.
Speaker 1: Getting into the makeup really helps to get lost in something.
Speaker 1: And then we play a little Jack asks Jack asks,
Speaker 1: I guess.
Speaker 2: In this week's Chill Zone presented by Corps Light. You
Speaker 2: gotta stick around to the very and let's go. Games
Speaker 2: with Names of production of iHeart Radio.
Speaker 1: September twenty fourth, twenty twelve, Lumitfield, Seattle, Washington, with Zeros
Speaker 1: on the clock. Russell Wilson heaves a prayer from the
Speaker 1: Green Bay forty. The pass is incomplete.
Speaker 2: No wait, it's a touchdown.
Speaker 1: This is the film, Mary.
Speaker 3: Welcome to Games with Names.
Speaker 2: We have a special guest, Adam Ray in the Nuthell
Speaker 2: studio today to talk about the fail Marry game between
Speaker 2: the Packers and Seahawks. Yeah, week three of the twenty
Speaker 2: twelve season. Adam in one sentence, why this game?
Speaker 1: First of all, great to be here, first time caller,
Speaker 1: longtime listener. The set up is great. There's a trampoline
Speaker 1: in the back, there was a he has an in
Speaker 1: house Postmates guy that is just always on the ready
Speaker 1: to give out Brocoli to the shoe from Panera ubery
Speaker 1: Rida and you see the commercials. We'll edit that out.
Speaker 1: We'll get your boy. Was it again, Curtis, I'm Kyler, Kyler.
Speaker 1: We'll take the same thing. Feels like it feels like
Speaker 1: a Curtis where we're on January sixth. But there was
Speaker 1: there was a time where you know, the Seahawks packer
Speaker 1: rivalry was hotter than it is now. But I think
Speaker 1: this game really kind of took it up a notch.
Speaker 1: In one sentence, what happened that day?
Speaker 3: No, why you picked this game?
Speaker 1: Well, why I picked this game is I think this
Speaker 1: is uh, this game definitely is almost like a It's talked.
Speaker 3: About more than we think.
Speaker 1: I think as far as you know, you can attest
Speaker 1: this better than anybody. But the amount of you know,
Speaker 1: blown calls there have been historically, not just in the
Speaker 1: end of it, in every sport, right, But I don't
Speaker 1: I don't know if I put this on them being
Speaker 1: replacement refs as much as I put this on fuck
Speaker 1: all right. In one sense, I picked this game because
Speaker 1: I didn't want to talk about my parents' divorce, and
Speaker 1: this was the second saddest thing I could think of
Speaker 1: because I feel like, and you know, I don't want
Speaker 1: to say as a Hawks fan that they they got
Speaker 1: it wrong, but I mean I definitely was with my
Speaker 1: buddies watching this because this was early you know, this
Speaker 1: was the start of Russell Wilson's campaign. This was like,
Speaker 1: this was Matt Flynn was the guy oops a daisy
Speaker 1: hold that thought, Matt, go fuck yourself. We got this.
Speaker 1: You know, the thirtieth round pick, who you know is
Speaker 1: is girls a little she doesn't have all the updates
Speaker 1: on her hard drive. She some of the players might
Speaker 1: try to fuck her. Maybe they will fuck her.
Speaker 3: We don't know.
Speaker 1: Pete Carroll's gonna choose gum all the way till the end.
Speaker 1: They're gonna bond over Jesus and you know, chocolates and whatever.
Speaker 1: Everything was hunky dory, and uh, I think this. I
Speaker 1: picked this game because I think this was the the
Speaker 1: momentum swing that this was for the Seahawks for the
Speaker 1: rest of the season was huge. It was an ESPN game,
Speaker 1: Correct me if.
Speaker 3: I'm wrong, Yea.
Speaker 2: And it was Gruden.
Speaker 1: Again, I think it was Gruden calling it probably being
Speaker 1: like I mean this definitely, I mean, I can't do
Speaker 1: it Gruden, But let's do if Jason Sathan was doing it.
Speaker 2: Oh this is a shitty fucking cool.
Speaker 1: So I mean, yeah, there's fucking cucka for Coca puffs
Speaker 1: right there. Who knows where Russell's. Can we do a
Speaker 1: be a vh ones where they now? Crazy fucking women?
Speaker 1: She look at I mean.
Speaker 3: That I don't. I don't know.
Speaker 1: Is it that I've been excited? I didn't look like
Speaker 1: I was going to eat my significant other. But she's
Speaker 1: got Tony Robbins gums. But she's also got like there
Speaker 1: is an excitement. You're right, they but it's also like
Speaker 1: she saw to me. I see that she sees like, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm set for life. And then she's like, oh, Golden Tate,
Speaker 1: what is your dick smell like? And so allegedly, allegedly,
Speaker 1: let's we'll be right back, We'll keep right here.
Speaker 3: But but Jules.
Speaker 1: This game was the kickstart. Was a kickstarter. I think
Speaker 1: for what the uh the run that the Seahawks had
Speaker 1: from twenty twelve, I guess you can say twenty fourteen, right, yeah,
Speaker 1: but I remember being like, I can't believe they got
Speaker 1: it wrong. And then I think, as every fan does,
Speaker 1: you convince yourself. They're like, no, no, actually they got
Speaker 1: it right. And when people would ask me and I
Speaker 1: think this was the right move on my part as
Speaker 1: a fan, people are like they blew it. And then
Speaker 1: after a while you're like, I definitely admitted to yeah,
Speaker 1: that was a wild call. And then I think I
Speaker 1: got real defensive about it and was like, nah.
Speaker 2: Dude, they nail it.
Speaker 1: Dude, bring these replacement refs need to come back to
Speaker 1: they are they are the guys they are dialed in.
Speaker 1: And I mean this shot even just of you know,
Speaker 1: I mean it was perfect perfectly timed too. I mean
Speaker 1: eighty four was like looked up and I think he
Speaker 1: saw this guy going up and so he was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: maybe he thought he was going to go like this
Speaker 1: and then to the side.
Speaker 3: But they are.
Speaker 1: Probably still talking about this over over Facebook Messenger or something.
Speaker 1: Maybe they live together now and they're just they honestly
Speaker 1: just start a reality show or a podcast called bad
Speaker 1: Calls and just go over all the calls that have
Speaker 1: come through after this one. But they're literally like retired,
Speaker 1: They're done. No, they're literally.
Speaker 2: Like retired, like cops and firefighters that like got the
Speaker 2: call to go up to the bigs as the replacement refs.
Speaker 1: That's how the replacement refs worked. They really did deep.
Speaker 2: They go for like the high school I think they
Speaker 2: were a high school college guy guy who got fired
Speaker 2: from the was it the lingerie.
Speaker 3: That he was?
Speaker 4: He was firing from the lingerie football liar from the
Speaker 4: incompetency and they said he was trying to do too
Speaker 4: many jersey swaps after the game.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I love that guy. Actually he was
Speaker 1: like he's like, dude, I have four games in me Max,
Speaker 1: Like I want to get as many siggi's as I can.
Speaker 1: I've got a stepsone who doesn't talk to me. He
Speaker 1: calls me Dustin, Like, you know, like this is this
Speaker 1: is not where I want to be. Things to not
Speaker 1: go according to playing, So let me just like, you know,
Speaker 1: get as much out of this as I can. It's
Speaker 1: almost like, I mean, so these reps were the equivalent
Speaker 1: of like, let's say the porn industry went on strike
Speaker 1: and you got a bunch of pervs in the Midwest
Speaker 1: that are on OnlyFans, and all of a sudden, the
Speaker 1: porn industry is like doing a mass casting call and
Speaker 1: they're like, we need Dix and these guys are just
Speaker 1: like they're just constantly going to the pen? Is that
Speaker 1: what these guys were?
Speaker 2: Pretty much? That is probably I just thought about this
Speaker 2: the south Park specialty they just did on that. Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: with Randy doing the fucking only fans so good. No, now,
Speaker 2: is this the greatest game of all time? No?
Speaker 3: Well, for for my yeah, all time?
Speaker 2: Where this is the mission of this show is to
Speaker 2: find the greatest game of all time? Is this the
Speaker 2: greatest game of all time?
Speaker 3: Uh? We ask every.
Speaker 2: Person, Well, let me know, it was an acceptable answer.
Speaker 3: That's a heavy answer.
Speaker 1: Well, it was an acceptable answer. Do you just want
Speaker 1: a yes or no answer? Do you want me to
Speaker 1: actually like try to Let's discuss it. Let's discuss it.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: What if I just said no and you're like, all right,
Speaker 1: that's Adam Ray on Instagram.
Speaker 3: Thanks for me?
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, short and sweet. It was a
Speaker 1: great game. I'm not a fan of low scoring games.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm with you.
Speaker 1: So the fact that this was I think twelve seven
Speaker 1: before this, Uh, this last play was not exciting. I
Speaker 1: want a thirty twenty six or you know, thirty seven
Speaker 1: thirty five, like you know, I mean everybody does you know?
Speaker 3: I went to the Dodgers game last night.
Speaker 1: I was fifteen to two, and it was like almost exhausting,
Speaker 1: you know, getting up every other at bat, but it
Speaker 1: was like it was really exciting. Like there was forty
Speaker 1: six thousand people there. They were going bananas every every
Speaker 1: every hit. But uh, you know, this was leading to
Speaker 1: boom defense. So we were pretty dialed in. Greatest game ever.
Speaker 1: I mean, if you you know, the NFC Championship before
Speaker 1: we uh you know, ate shit against you guys was
Speaker 1: pretty pretty good. Again, you want a game for me,
Speaker 1: I go greatest game like the I want the emotions.
Speaker 1: This is the way that place, this is now, and
Speaker 1: this game had it. You know, I would put this
Speaker 1: in a top seahawk game for sure. I don't know
Speaker 1: if I go top five, but i'd probably go top ten.
Speaker 2: Well, it's definitely a memorable game that you know, I
Speaker 2: was playing this game. I remember this this season and
Speaker 2: we were playing in Baltimore. I think this week or
Speaker 2: the next, not the next, because they solved it after
Speaker 2: this game. Then it was this week instant right away
Speaker 2: later Thursday game after they had real reps.
Speaker 1: Because yeah, because this got I mean, this was a
Speaker 1: huge this is a huge story.
Speaker 3: Everybody was going.
Speaker 2: We were watching this and you know, we were watching
Speaker 2: it as a team together, Like all right, guys, we
Speaker 2: don't know how can assistant. The calls are gonna be
Speaker 2: get We see this clear here, Let's not let our
Speaker 2: emotions get to us.
Speaker 3: Like that's what Bill would say. You know what I mean?
Speaker 2: I got like an O P I call from some
Speaker 2: dude fucking stupid. I remember this whole fake rep thing.
Speaker 2: But let's talk about you and and what you do
Speaker 2: these days? Yeah? You uh, you just went to a
Speaker 2: Dodgers game. I mean, what a life? What a life?
Speaker 3: Are we gonna keep this part in?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I love that.
Speaker 2: Dude.
Speaker 1: Katie, what's eric over here? Table for one? You had
Speaker 1: breakfast this morning? Congrats? Did you chew it yourself?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Man, went to the Dodgers game. Family was in town.
Speaker 1: First of all. You know, I was gonna segue to like,
Speaker 1: what's life like these days? But clearly I meant, I
Speaker 1: mean it was cool. We might feel everywhere.
Speaker 2: I mean I went and saw the show part of
Speaker 2: the baby. I've shows everywhere.
Speaker 1: I just wanted to know what I appreciate it, and
Speaker 1: you killed it, dude, never change. I have a bomb
Speaker 1: ass some how would you sign a year book? By
Speaker 1: the way, that's how I would sign a yearbook.
Speaker 2: Thanks for the logic. That's a great question.
Speaker 3: Yeah, or did you did you?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yearbooks?
Speaker 2: Right? Yeah, just said that. I don't remember you just.
Speaker 3: Sign your name and like a heart or did you
Speaker 3: like do you ever do like it?
Speaker 1: Some long you know, like I mean, and and the
Speaker 1: rest of the crew can can speak to this, but like,
Speaker 1: you know, some people, they you know, girls more so
Speaker 1: than guys, would be like, here's my yearbook, you can
Speaker 1: take it during math, and you know, because they just
Speaker 1: assumed like you probably want to write like nine pages
Speaker 1: with the stuff, and you're like, totally. We have so
Speaker 1: many memories, most of which involved me trying to get
Speaker 1: with you, but and you didn't want to. But so
Speaker 1: I guess I'll just right thanks but no thanks or
Speaker 1: thanks for I appreciate.
Speaker 3: I hope you were happy with whoever is not me.
Speaker 1: But I would always write have a bomb as summer,
Speaker 1: and I think at first I did it and I
Speaker 1: really meant it, which is sad. I mean, it's cool,
Speaker 1: but that's probably you know. But but then I I
Speaker 1: realized that I need to write something cooler. So it
Speaker 1: was like you know, never change or like stay white.
Speaker 1: I don't know, right, that's my black friend. I don't know,
Speaker 1: you know, just trying to just trying to keep it interesting.
Speaker 3: I don't remember that stuff.
Speaker 2: I like to have a nice life, have a nice life. Life.
Speaker 3: That's definitely definitive though.
Speaker 1: Yes, that's like when you found out in my space
Speaker 1: when they went up to the top forty and you
Speaker 1: warn in your friend's top forty, You're.
Speaker 3: Like, I'm dead to them.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they have Barack Obama in their top forty and
Speaker 1: I've known them for tequila teeth tequila. Alright, p oh
Speaker 1: my god, alright, pee wow, that's worth a quick goog.
Speaker 1: But I think she's dead.
Speaker 2: What about Tom? I just saw something that he's like,
Speaker 2: he's a photographer. Tom died due still kicking.
Speaker 3: Let's go.
Speaker 2: Tom's got up yeah forty three, no way, still kicking. Awesome?
Speaker 3: What about Tom? Is Tom dead?
Speaker 2: Tom from MySpace is probably killing it. He I think
Speaker 2: he made like the government has insane like vacations and photographers.
Speaker 1: Wouldn't be awesome if Tom was Zuckerberg, it would be
Speaker 1: like a fingle is ironhorn thing from ace.
Speaker 3: Ventura is einhorn.
Speaker 2: Throwing up?
Speaker 1: Well, dude, can you consider Ace Manter a football movie?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay Marino the first one, yeah, the second one.
Speaker 1: We know where do you get this gum ace? That's
Speaker 1: a New York damn business. Dan, And I appreciate you
Speaker 1: Stan out of my personal affairs, dude. Oh unreal is
Speaker 1: oh uh? I got to a real quick just a
Speaker 1: little bit more Hawk talk. I got to roast the Seahawks.
Speaker 1: I roasted the Steelers before my weekend of the Pittsburgh
Speaker 1: improv last summer. John Schneider, the gym of the Hawks,
Speaker 1: his buddy mine and he saw I posted a video
Speaker 1: of it, which, by the way, Tom and immediately was
Speaker 1: like take that shit down, and uh, because I guess
Speaker 1: they didn't want it to be out there. I roasted
Speaker 1: the guy's pretty good. Russ was there at the time,
Speaker 1: and he was up front. I thought it was going
Speaker 1: to be just the rookies, like during the Rookie Talent
Speaker 1: Show is what it was, rookie camp, rookie camp. So
Speaker 1: they were like, come roast the rookies before uh, you
Speaker 1: know the way they get. Yeah, and it was the
Speaker 1: whole team, like coaches, everybody, Russ and fields are up front.
Speaker 1: I had a roast joke. So I get up there.
Speaker 1: I was like, first, why you know I did?
Speaker 3: Russ?
Speaker 1: I know you're gonna be here, but man, I'm a
Speaker 1: Seattle guy. Thanks for the memories, and I'm just so
Speaker 1: glad that you're getting a fresh start here in Pittsburgh.
Speaker 1: You know, they did you dirty in Denver. Man, they
Speaker 1: fucking they did it dirty. I haven't seen someone get
Speaker 1: fucked that hard on tape since unless it was being
Speaker 1: filmed at Diddy's house. And this is like shortly after
Speaker 1: all that was popping, and that was my first joke
Speaker 1: and it got like split moans.
Speaker 3: Definitely got more laughs.
Speaker 1: Here than it did there, But it was like people
Speaker 1: were like not sure how to feel. Russ definitely like
Speaker 1: did a turnaround of like whoa like? And then he
Speaker 1: kind of was like and then I got up when
Speaker 1: I gave him a dad when I was like, go Hawks,
Speaker 1: and then and then I kind of like.
Speaker 2: Probably didn't know how to react in front of him.
Speaker 2: Exactly that's exactly they wanted to die. Yeah, that's exactly
Speaker 2: what it is.
Speaker 1: They probably had a talk and then I started pointing
Speaker 1: to him after jokes, I'd be like, Russ laughed at
Speaker 1: that one. Everyone's cool, you know. But so then I
Speaker 1: got to do it for the Hawks and it was
Speaker 1: you know, and Tyler Lockett. We still I mean, it's
Speaker 1: crazy locked DK. I went down the line and just
Speaker 1: ripped everybody, and and DK even at one point was
Speaker 1: I was like, I'm gonna go down to the players
Speaker 1: and I was like, where's DK Metcalf And I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: you know, and then they're like, it's his birthday. I
Speaker 1: was like, O DK, happy birthday. Hey, what do you
Speaker 1: want for your birthday? He's like, no more jokes out
Speaker 1: of your fucking ass, And everybody was like, oh shit.
Speaker 1: And then I just took a beat and I was like,
Speaker 1: all right, we'll strapping, motherfucker because I got twenty locked
Speaker 1: and loaded and everybody's like, oh shit.
Speaker 3: And then I just hit him for a bit.
Speaker 1: I think one of the ones I did for Tyler
Speaker 1: Lockett was I go, Tyler, you know, you look so young.
Speaker 3: You look like a grown ass, you know, twelve year old.
Speaker 1: You look like if your player intro before the game,
Speaker 1: that it should be like, you know, Tyler Lockett wide
Speaker 1: receiver Epstein Island, you know, And and that crushed everybody
Speaker 1: that that was like my good. And then I hit
Speaker 1: Jake Bobo a lot, you know, our.
Speaker 3: One of our receivers.
Speaker 1: I think it's maybe this third year now, and I
Speaker 1: said something about Jake Bobo being like a hitting jam
Speaker 1: and I go, man, they're sure doing a good job
Speaker 1: of fucking hiding you. Man, don't think you've got one
Speaker 1: catches here. And then I had a couple more hits
Speaker 1: off Jake Bobo and how he looks like a deer
Speaker 1: we're hit with a tranquilizer gun when he runs. And
Speaker 1: then and then I made another hit on Bobo and
Speaker 1: I was like, sorry, Jake, for you to catch astray.
Speaker 1: I just want you to catch something this season. And
Speaker 1: he came up with me after and was like, you know,
Speaker 1: that's U up or whatever, but but I don't know,
Speaker 1: it's so it's so cool. Things like that made me
Speaker 1: even way more comfortable to like, you know, fuck with
Speaker 1: you on the film show and even just have a
Speaker 1: healthy understanding of.
Speaker 2: Like, oh, dude, athletes are people too. Man.
Speaker 1: Too many fans and myself included, would see like the
Speaker 1: SP's and see them cut you know, when Norm McDonald's
Speaker 1: up there doing jokes and and you know, and RP
Speaker 1: famously and you know, that's the one where I think of,
Speaker 1: mostly because I think it's gotten a little cleaner since then,
Speaker 1: where they cut to an athlete, even my boy Kang
Speaker 1: Griovey junior, Like I remember them cutting to him and
Speaker 1: him just being like not wanting any like. I think
Speaker 1: it was from a Norm McDonald joke and just not
Speaker 1: at all showing any sign of like that was funny
Speaker 1: and I was just like, Oh, I guess athletes can't
Speaker 1: they take themselves too seriously? Yah, it depends case. It's case,
Speaker 1: And it's gotten way better because you're all just allowed
Speaker 1: and available to be out there more so. I think
Speaker 1: we get to know it.
Speaker 2: Because I think it's more intertwined now with social media
Speaker 2: and and and guys are guys are allowed to show
Speaker 2: their emotion a little more now? Yeah, you know what
Speaker 2: I mean, It's it's different. I think there's a better
Speaker 2: understand I think.
Speaker 1: They could be great if you just start crying right there?
Speaker 3: Can you cry on Q?
Speaker 1: How about this last movie you cried at?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 3: Last movie?
Speaker 2: I think Ghost.
Speaker 1: Wow, Ghost Ghost Dad or Ghost.
Speaker 2: Ghost was fucking Patrick swayzey But great call.
Speaker 1: But have you seen Ghost Dad with Cosby?
Speaker 2: Yeah? That's sad too. It is sad.
Speaker 1: It's sad because you're like, man, those poor women have ideas.
Speaker 1: He's like, yeah, let's creepy. You if I'm a ghost
Speaker 1: when the drug you uh, it's not right.
Speaker 2: But if I'm a ghost, You're.
Speaker 1: Like, wait, what is that actual dialogue from the movie
Speaker 1: Ghost but no ghost with sorry? Ghost with Swayzy unreal, dude,
Speaker 1: I love a Swayzy movie. Swayzey was unbelievable, which, by
Speaker 1: the way, my wife just showed me dirty dancing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was maybe in a corner, buddy.
Speaker 1: Yo, great line. But all so, he was like thirty seven,
Speaker 1: She's like eighty right. It's like there's a pretty significant
Speaker 1: age gap were they was.
Speaker 2: He looked like a good thirty seven. It's all about
Speaker 2: like abortion too, Yeah, it's about I don't know, Kyle dude,
Speaker 2: What the fun do Kyle.
Speaker 1: Guy? Guys just sitting on an abortion comp.
Speaker 5: I don't want to throw up the conversation, but any
Speaker 5: interest in looking at MySpace Tom's instag.
Speaker 2: This is instagra?
Speaker 1: Wait, this is his now?
Speaker 2: I told you he just takes cool pictures.
Speaker 3: He's like, Dan, Bill's aarian. What if Tom money though?
Speaker 1: With money? No, Dan's got some cash, but it's all
Speaker 1: it's probably daddy's money.
Speaker 2: This is all AI.
Speaker 3: I saw Dan at the comedy show.
Speaker 2: He's all real, bro. I watched it behind the scene
Speaker 2: thing on it.
Speaker 1: Wait amazing if Tom's picture, Oh my god, aiing this
Speaker 1: actually would make make me be a huge fan of Tom.
Speaker 1: This is definitely that's probably a real picture. I think real.
Speaker 1: But he's posted all AI pictures of like him, Let's say,
Speaker 1: like with like wings in ky and he was like
Speaker 1: spreading my wings on vak. But but then people will
Speaker 1: be like fake and and then he'd like but he
Speaker 1: acted like it was real, like but he posted like
Speaker 1: a lot of these are fake. I'm telling you you're
Speaker 1: all real.
Speaker 2: This he's playing games with digital photography here.
Speaker 1: Oh so he's putting just massive filters on them. Yeah yeah,
Speaker 1: like traveling the world now good for time?
Speaker 2: Like that would be a crazy life though. He basically
Speaker 2: got this whole thing kicked off. Did you I had
Speaker 2: a MySpace? Did the NFL?
Speaker 3: How were they treating it at that time? Well?
Speaker 2: I wasn't you know you were in the league yet?
Speaker 1: I was when I got to the Facebook, baby, I
Speaker 1: was a MySpace baby.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like high school and then you had to get
Speaker 2: the you had to have an EEDU to get to Facebook.
Speaker 2: I was during that transition and I lived in the
Speaker 2: Bay Area, so I was right there. Whoa, And so
Speaker 2: you know, when I got to the league, I think
Speaker 2: I was like the first or first of like three
Speaker 2: dudes on Instagram in the locker room.
Speaker 1: What were you posting?
Speaker 2: Like pictures that like fucking hotel or something.
Speaker 3: Nobody knew what the post. Yeah, food, yeah, and like
Speaker 3: it was.
Speaker 2: It was crazy and now it was so like to
Speaker 2: look back on it, I remember all the veterans, they
Speaker 2: all look at it. The younger dudes those times like
Speaker 2: get off your fucking phone, kid, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: It was you're always on your phone. And now you
Speaker 2: look into a locker room the first thing every dude
Speaker 2: does when they get out of meeting, or they go
Speaker 2: right to their locker, right to their phone, and no
Speaker 2: one's like congregating to each other.
Speaker 3: One's on their phone. You know.
Speaker 2: It's it's just crazy how times have changed.
Speaker 1: Does that affect the camaraderie or is that just you
Speaker 1: you find other ways to I think.
Speaker 2: The camaraderie has changed, according to like, because they guys
Speaker 2: could be communicating, but they're communicating right next to each
Speaker 2: other through their phone on a group chat probably or
Speaker 2: like a fucking Instagram share list, you know what I mean,
Speaker 2: or like they're they're they're sharing stuff.
Speaker 3: It's just different. It's crazy.
Speaker 1: When I met Gronk get the roast a Big Poppy,
Speaker 1: you weren't there.
Speaker 2: That wasn't I wasn't.
Speaker 1: Okay, this was Did you hear about that though? No?
Speaker 3: So this was I dressed up.
Speaker 1: If you look up, actually at ray Roast a Big
Speaker 1: Poppy some pictures my pop up. I dressed up in
Speaker 1: full makeup as this like eighty year old comedian from
Speaker 1: New York. Uh and like diehard Yankees fan. It was
Speaker 1: big poppy though, was being roasted. Yeah, there's uh right there.
Speaker 1: Pedroia was there, Gronk O pleashow. Oh yeah, dude, I go,
Speaker 1: I go one of the juts. I go.
Speaker 3: Dustin Badroy is here.
Speaker 1: Dustin you know, obviously played second base, but his most
Speaker 1: natural position is dancing next to a pot of gold
Speaker 1: at the.
Speaker 3: End of a rainbow.
Speaker 1: You short funck, Yeah, dude, bottle women's.
Speaker 2: Queets after yoga once with that hat man.
Speaker 1: You wear that hat every day and you remind me
Speaker 1: of an autistic kid I knew who came around a
Speaker 1: bag of lucky charms.
Speaker 2: Hey, by the way, we found out the.
Speaker 3: Kid wasn't autistic. It was just Dustin Padroyan. Yeah that's
Speaker 3: not joh, fuck you.
Speaker 1: The everest t score of a Boston fans to work
Speaker 1: a telly that day. Anthony Mackie's here get up for
Speaker 1: Andony mckiet so was Anthony Mackie, Burr, Josh Wolf, sar Tiana,
Speaker 1: and Poppy was was litted. He was he got, he
Speaker 1: got slippery. But but anyway, so I met Gronk and uh,
Speaker 1: that Bright before he goes out was like talking to
Speaker 1: me as a foson old man. And then at some
Speaker 1: point I just go because I was just trying to
Speaker 1: be in character because before we went and did that,
Speaker 1: we ran our jokes. The night before this comedy club
Speaker 1: called Laugh Boston. It was me, Bill bur Josh Wolf
Speaker 1: of Anthony Mackie, and Burr's like, so you canna dress
Speaker 1: up like Babe Ruth and some shit. I was like,
Speaker 1: just watch Bill, it's gonna be great. Next day, we're
Speaker 1: in the lobby getting ready to walk over the House of
Speaker 1: Blues next to fanway and uh, and Bill's in the lobby.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, it's perfect. I gotta go test
Speaker 1: this out. So I walk up. I go hey, big Bill,
Speaker 1: Billboard a big fan. He goes, oh, thanks, buddy, and
Speaker 1: then turns away. I was like, oh, she doesn't know
Speaker 1: it's me. So then I go, hey, I just started
Speaker 1: watching your car too in epics for Families.
Speaker 3: Pretty good.
Speaker 1: He goes, oh thanks. I go, yeah, there's no Simpsons,
Speaker 1: I'll tell you that much. And he goes, what's that?
Speaker 1: But I go yeah, I got a few notes for
Speaker 1: you. You got a few minutes. And he goes, Buddy, fuck
Speaker 1: off and like in my face, and I go Bill,
Speaker 1: it's at him, and he goes what I goes at him?
Speaker 1: He goes holy fucking shit, dude, and he just couldn't
Speaker 1: take his eyes off me the rest of the night.
Speaker 4: Bid.
Speaker 1: And so then I went up to Gronk and the
Speaker 1: same thing, was like like, oh, Gronk, big fan and
Speaker 1: big fan. I go, yeay, if you're not doing anything,
Speaker 1: I maybe we got double team of Hooters waitress and
Speaker 1: Gunk was like yeah, ring tech man And then I
Speaker 1: was like, cro my name's Adam Ray. I'm like thirty five,
Speaker 1: and he was like, oh shit, you know. And then
Speaker 1: he comes out. He's like, hey, dude, can I run
Speaker 1: some jokes by you? And he had this joke did
Speaker 1: want to run buy me about titty fucking Josh Wolf's
Speaker 1: wife after shitting on her chat? Can you curse on
Speaker 1: the show? Yeah, he's too late to ask. All right, no,
Speaker 1: and uh this is just all bleeved and uh but
Speaker 1: so I was like, and I started, he says, he goes,
Speaker 1: so okay, So so I'm too fucking Josh Wolf's wife
Speaker 1: and then but I know sure and then too fucker,
Speaker 1: and I go, what's the joke and he goes, well,
Speaker 1: that's why I need help with I go, you know what, dude,
Speaker 1: just say that forbade him and you'll be golden. And
Speaker 1: he was like, it's funny, right, I go, it's something.
Speaker 1: And then he went out there and I honestly did not.
Speaker 1: He opened with it and it fucking bombed, but then
Speaker 1: also got laughs. But then he saved it by being
Speaker 1: just charismatic swagger fil gronk and he does his fucking
Speaker 1: He just goes, fuck you, guys.
Speaker 3: I thought that was.
Speaker 1: Funny, and everybody starts laughing dude and immediately won the
Speaker 1: room over. You know what I'm saying, h authenticity will
Speaker 1: always do that one thousand percent. But the reason I
Speaker 1: bring all that up, sorry A long way to get
Speaker 1: to is he I asked him at one point. You know,
Speaker 1: I always like trying to selfishly get a couple of
Speaker 1: real football fan questions in, and I'm like, hey, are
Speaker 1: you I think I asked like something about the season,
Speaker 1: and then and then that kind of parlayed to like,
Speaker 1: are you guys all buds or are you just like
Speaker 1: buds with only the people in your you know, defense
Speaker 1: and an offensive line obviously in QB. But like he goes,
Speaker 1: everyone's cool with each other, he goes, but it definitely
Speaker 1: is more compartmentalized than you would think. Yeah, he goes,
Speaker 1: It's not like a basketball team or even a baseball team,
Speaker 1: like we're everyone's kind of with their groups and you
Speaker 1: come together on Sundays.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I mean true.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Especially that kind of was eye opening because I
Speaker 1: was like, oh, he's like, yeah, me and like offense
Speaker 1: and Tom like we're you know, we spend more time together.
Speaker 1: But he's like, and then yeah, there's obviously players on
Speaker 1: defense that maybe you become homies with that you kick
Speaker 1: it with outside, but but you're really hanging with the
Speaker 1: people that you're mostly jamming with, right.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, it's all time distribution, and your majority of
Speaker 2: your time is with the offensive guys because you'll have
Speaker 2: when you get into work, here's a forty five minute
Speaker 2: team meeting usually at least where we were at with
Speaker 2: the whole team, and then you break up into offense
Speaker 2: and defense. You have like another thirty to forty five
Speaker 2: minute like just offense defense being addressed by the coordinators,
Speaker 2: and then after that you get divided into your position
Speaker 2: group and then you install and go over techniques. So
Speaker 2: the majority of the time you're with like you your
Speaker 2: position group and your offense or your side of the ball.
Speaker 2: So that's usually how it goes. There is times where
Speaker 2: you cross over and you'll see the fun of the
Speaker 2: whole thing is when you see the defensive guys in
Speaker 2: like the hallway or you'll walk by their room and
Speaker 2: you get out of meetings early and it's like class,
Speaker 2: you're like fucking with them all there. You know, it's
Speaker 2: there's a lot of camaradie with that. But so you're
Speaker 2: a comic.
Speaker 1: My comick been doing sit dude, how long you've been
Speaker 1: doing it? As long as you've been doing transitions? No,
Speaker 1: I've been doing it eighteen years baby, six months, six months? Yeah, No, Uh,
Speaker 1: you're your question is a good one. Eighteen years stand
Speaker 1: up start in two thousand and seven, left Seattle two
Speaker 1: thousand and one.
Speaker 2: That's what I wanted to get into. What's it like
Speaker 2: growing up in the Pacific northst.
Speaker 1: Fucking story jewels and I'm tay, I jug it, dude,
Speaker 1: growing up in the Pacific Northwest world. I mean you've
Speaker 1: been to Seattle? I mean probably do you do you? Uh?
Speaker 1: And then I'll get back to one from when you
Speaker 1: would visit a city on the road, you probably the
Speaker 1: same way a comic visits it. Like obviously, I'm going
Speaker 1: to Toronto this weekend, so i'll have you know, it's
Speaker 1: a Thursday, Friday, Saturday, so I'll have a few days.
Speaker 3: Right to explore a little bit.
Speaker 1: But you guys, usually what like for a Sunday game
Speaker 1: going Friday, sometimes Saturday.
Speaker 2: So if it's a West Coast game coming from the
Speaker 2: East Coast, we'll go there on a Friday.
Speaker 1: Okay, and you have maybe then one night, but not
Speaker 1: really because you got per curfew, so you're not really
Speaker 1: seeing the city other than the stadium.
Speaker 2: So I actually got to see the city of Seattle
Speaker 2: because we played them during COVID and that was when
Speaker 2: the city was shut down.
Speaker 6: You remember, remember it gets your vaccine by the way,
Speaker 6: still got them. You don't have to get you out
Speaker 6: some during Aura or or or Fisher. You can get
Speaker 6: go to Costco and get the Crooking brand. It's pretty
Speaker 6: those replacement rushed back said, So we played them in
Speaker 6: twenty twenty. Yeah, and it was completely closed out. But
Speaker 6: I had to I was injured and I was playing
Speaker 6: through it.
Speaker 2: One hundred and seventy nine yards. Baby no, but I still,
Speaker 2: oh way, I had to Me and my trainer, this
Speaker 2: Australian dude, we had to go. We went on a
Speaker 2: walk to keep my leg warm because it was a
Speaker 2: weird situation where we traveled on a different day and
Speaker 2: the plane and the long knit so I actually walked.
Speaker 2: How beautiful and it's got to see how beautiful love
Speaker 2: that Seattle was. It reminded me a lot of Vancouver,
Speaker 2: totally like the same cities.
Speaker 1: They're anonymously beautiful. Yes, people compare it to San Francisco.
Speaker 1: A decent amounts because I guess the hills and peaks
Speaker 1: and valleys and weather being you know, nice in pockets,
Speaker 1: but uh, it rules. I mean I left in O One,
Speaker 1: went to you know, LA for for acting school at USC.
Speaker 1: Was there during the Pete Carroll Trojan War years was
Speaker 1: I mean, you're talking about a college football team that was.
Speaker 2: Damp and.
Speaker 1: Then man and you know you just were you there
Speaker 1: every time every day Saturday bananas, Dude, the tailgates were wild.
Speaker 1: I was in a apie the jew frat, and we
Speaker 1: you know, we would walk over. I lived in the
Speaker 1: house my sophomore junior or sophomore senior, or studied abroad
Speaker 1: my junior and but dude, it was from Liner to
Speaker 1: Lindall White, to Dwayne Jarrett to Mike Williams uh to
Speaker 1: you know, uh, Reggie Bush. Obviously, Reggie Bush was parable
Speaker 1: to growing up with King Grifree junr. To where it
Speaker 1: was like every time you went to the stadium, ballpark, whatever,
Speaker 1: you're like, oh, I'm about to see probably a potential
Speaker 1: uh once in a lifetime play. Yeah, and the games
Speaker 1: were awesome. We were just so dominant that it was
Speaker 1: really fun. I mean, you know what that's like where
Speaker 1: people just show up and you just expect to beat
Speaker 1: the fuck out everything. Yeah, and being in LA ruled
Speaker 1: close to home.
Speaker 3: Growing up in Seattle though, was awesome.
Speaker 1: And uh, I mean I got more into football, I'd
Speaker 1: say once the Sonics left.
Speaker 2: And what year is that?
Speaker 1: Two thousand and seven, two thousand and eight, that's crazy?
Speaker 2: Wow, what's your hierarchy of So were the Sonics one
Speaker 2: the hierarchy of Seattle sports?
Speaker 3: What was that?
Speaker 1: Sales sports was probably uh, definitely Soups Sonics, the Mariners.
Speaker 1: I like, I'd like the Seahawks. I mean, I definitely
Speaker 1: you know, I didn't have a Rick Meyer jersey, but
Speaker 1: I Chris Warren I thought was the ship. When Homegrown
Speaker 1: came in. That really was was fun. That was fun,
Speaker 1: and it like Sean Alexander bro I mean then he
Speaker 1: went on the marriage cover and got into largent. You
Speaker 1: can't godfather. Uh yeah, a lot of good players. Joey
Speaker 1: Galloway was a stud for a bit. Yeah, played with them,
Speaker 1: well for real, Yeah, he played with the Patriots.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we traded for him. He was still ripping at
Speaker 3: that point, right.
Speaker 2: Dude, he was like thirty five. He could still run cool,
Speaker 2: he was he was he was remembered. There was always
Speaker 2: the talks about like he ran like a four to
Speaker 2: one yeah, like, but it was never shown or anything.
Speaker 2: He was like lightning yeah cool.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he was fast as ship he he uh was
Speaker 1: a guy that we like hung our hand.
Speaker 2: On for a while. Yeah. And then Sean camp fucking
Speaker 2: duncan everyone, bro I.
Speaker 1: Just went to Seattle and did this will be up
Speaker 1: on my YouTube in probably three weeks, but yeah, I
Speaker 1: got to uh play in these Seahawks charity basketball games,
Speaker 1: a climate Pledge on New Arena and Cliff Avrol, Mike Bennett,
Speaker 1: Doug Baldwin started this organization called Champions of Change, And
Speaker 1: so I played in the first game, and coaches of
Speaker 1: my team where Sean Kevin, Gary Payton coaches the other
Speaker 1: team were super Bird and Marshall Lynch, and you know,
Speaker 1: Richard Sherman's playing, and Jamal Crawford, Isaiah Thomas, I mean,
Speaker 1: and then fucking you know quick Fat over here and
Speaker 1: and it was insane and I mean, like so fun.
Speaker 1: So then I got to befriend Kemp and Peyton. They've
Speaker 1: come to a bunch of my shows. Kemp did The
Speaker 1: Doctor Phil Live in Seattle, and so I got in
Speaker 1: there ear enough to be like, guys, we should do
Speaker 1: a live podcast. I've watched you guys do enough separately
Speaker 1: and together for like you know, Midday just you know NBA.
Speaker 1: They did an NBA TV interview that was cool, but
Speaker 1: like getting to know them, I'm like, oh, you guys
Speaker 1: are loose. You guys are cool as you tell stories
Speaker 1: to me. Sean Kemp after the Doctor Phil Live, we
Speaker 1: walked around. We went to his kept cannabis store and
Speaker 1: then sparked a couple of blunts and walked around downtown
Speaker 1: Seattle and he just asked me comedy questions and then
Speaker 1: told NBA stories and it was like one of the
Speaker 1: greatest days of my life.
Speaker 2: That's a fun night. Oh it's awesome walking Seattle with Kemp.
Speaker 1: Bro. This is like two in the afternoon, so like
Speaker 1: the nighttime. I was asleep by six, but like it
Speaker 1: was I was fucking hey, I've been there, and so
Speaker 1: we were just like we were we were down for
Speaker 1: the count. But but so I got them to do
Speaker 1: a show on four to twenty in Seattle. We did
Speaker 1: it last week and it was about about an eighty
Speaker 1: minute chat and it was like, awesome, dude, I mean
Speaker 1: we hit a bunch of Seattle basketball shit about you
Speaker 1: know them, you know, going to Nirvana concerts and and
Speaker 1: you know, playing in like, you know, park games on
Speaker 1: the weekends to get more minutes against you know, just
Speaker 1: sad white dudes and and talking about you know, Della
Speaker 1: strut just it was awesome and talking about their their
Speaker 1: their alley oop days and but then also about the
Speaker 1: NBA now and like Brownie Lebron and just all that shit.
Speaker 1: But but also a looser chat, you know, like they
Speaker 1: we were smoking and drinking. Yeah, they you know, I
Speaker 1: see that.
Speaker 3: Like I've just been so cool.
Speaker 2: I've been doing a few of your things, and you
Speaker 2: do have a lot of crossover with athletes. Now, when
Speaker 2: did you find like, were you the funny kid when
Speaker 2: you were a kid in Seattle? Like were you when
Speaker 2: did you know you wanted to be a comic or
Speaker 2: did you go into acting school wanted to become a
Speaker 2: dramatic actor? Yes, And then fucking you're like, maybe I
Speaker 2: like funny because it's money, totally.
Speaker 3: I mean I did all the plays in high school.
Speaker 1: I quit football my sophomoreyear high school to play Danny
Speaker 1: Zuko and Greece And that's when I think, you know,
Speaker 1: I was. I started offensive line, defensive line. I was
Speaker 1: a soccer Danny. Was that you were?
Speaker 3: Danny?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Grease landing baby Kogeese line.
Speaker 6: You know.
Speaker 1: Man, I watched the real Grease movie like probably a
Speaker 1: thousand times just to get that, just to get that shit.
Speaker 3: And it was awesome.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 1: I mean, if I had more balls, I probably could
Speaker 1: have just cleaned up with like some senior girls because they,
Speaker 1: I mean doing the plays were a big deal in
Speaker 1: our high school and I would go all the time
Speaker 1: as a kid. We would take field trips to see
Speaker 1: the plays, so it was such a big deal and
Speaker 1: it was always something like, oh, fun to do. And
Speaker 1: then I started getting into it and I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: this is really fun. Maybe this is what I want
Speaker 1: to do in college. Post school. And I'm playing football
Speaker 1: and the coach made me sophomore captain, doing all the
Speaker 1: summer weightlifting, and it just all the camps, getting pretty
Speaker 1: big as big as you can for a six to
Speaker 1: one jew and and and then an offensive lineman who
Speaker 1: was a senior got injured, so he's like, you're going
Speaker 1: to start and varsity this year. So there's a sophomore
Speaker 1: and then I'm just going through the summer, and the
Speaker 1: guy who was directing the plays called me and was like,
Speaker 1: I'm not supposed to do this, but like going to
Speaker 1: do Grease, I just want to make sure you're auditioning
Speaker 1: because I think you'd be a great Danny. The only
Speaker 1: other guy that I think. And there wasn't like a
Speaker 1: ton of people doing the plays. There's probably fifty people
Speaker 1: who were auditioned for everything, and there'd be about twenty
Speaker 1: to twenty five kids. But the only other guy that
Speaker 1: was auditioning to be Danny Zuko was his Korean guy
Speaker 1: named Danny Park. And the director was like, I'm not
Speaker 1: trying to play favorites, but you've got a pretty good shot.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 1: Danny is a gay Korean who you know doesn't have
Speaker 1: the Zuko swagger. And I'm like, all right. So I'm
Speaker 1: talking to my mom, my single mom, and she's like,
Speaker 1: you gotta do what makes you happy. Do you want
Speaker 1: to play football? Is like, if I play football, I
Speaker 1: think i'd be doing it to please a coach and
Speaker 1: not do what I want to do. And she goes, well,
Speaker 1: there you go. Don't live your life to please other people.
Speaker 3: You can't.
Speaker 1: You gotta do what you want to do, especially right now,
Speaker 1: this is going to be you know, a turning point maybe.
Speaker 3: And also I was like, I'm not gonna go pro.
Speaker 1: You just know at a certain point right like you
Speaker 1: probably at what point did you go I'm probably gonna
Speaker 1: go pro?
Speaker 2: Until I got there for real, I was always focused
Speaker 2: on what was on my plate at that time. I
Speaker 2: had to overcome a lot of shit.
Speaker 1: Could answer, that's bullshit, it's bullshit.
Speaker 2: You didn't have a fucking fun moment. Highchoo. What you're like, dude, no,
Speaker 2: because there's always the guy that was supposed to be better.
Speaker 2: Like I was always like.
Speaker 3: Trying to prove that I belonged. Okay, it was weak.
Speaker 1: I don't know it, but it got me why it
Speaker 1: worked out?
Speaker 3: Though you always had a chip on your shoulder.
Speaker 1: Always would you almost say to young athletes like, that
Speaker 1: is the that's the move. Obviously everyone's path is different,
Speaker 1: but if you were to give advice, you'd be.
Speaker 2: Like, I think the move is focus and keeping the
Speaker 2: main thing the main thing. If you can focus, because
Speaker 2: if you really focus on trying to improve your game,
Speaker 2: and that means like doing everything in your possibility, finding
Speaker 2: out from a coach, finding out from a former player,
Speaker 2: finding out from a peer what do you have to
Speaker 2: do to work or to get better and work hard
Speaker 2: at that and that's how improvement comes.
Speaker 3: But you have to be focused to do it.
Speaker 2: Like everyone knows what to do to get to where
Speaker 2: they want to do right, but they don't. They don't
Speaker 2: always do it, you know what I mean. Yeah, No,
Speaker 2: if you have a big performance tomorrow night, you can't
Speaker 2: go to the fucking party till five am, drink beers
Speaker 2: and go, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: So that choices that lead up to moments.
Speaker 2: So ultimately it comes down to focus. Yep, that's what
Speaker 2: it is.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean it's a kind of a simple answer,
Speaker 1: but it really is the move it is. Yeah, like
Speaker 1: sacrifice that that's because of focus.
Speaker 2: You're focusing on what you really want.
Speaker 1: Sacrifice is also a big part of it. Have you
Speaker 1: ever taught a you'd be a great pee teacher? By
Speaker 1: the way, and like a single in a single cam comedy,
Speaker 1: I'm just realizing you remind me of my high school
Speaker 1: pee teacher named mister Supplin, who definitely hooked up with
Speaker 1: a couple of the kids. Not saying you did, but
Speaker 1: I'm saying that, like you have. He was cool as
Speaker 1: funck Jueles and you've got like a real He was
Speaker 1: likable and we all want to be buds with him
Speaker 1: and party with him. Yeah, you're actually cooler than he was.
Speaker 1: You're also in way better shape. He like, but he
Speaker 1: he had that like it's probably forty six.
Speaker 2: Kind of the veteran type guy. He's a good veteran bro.
Speaker 1: He just had a way of like, it'll like smirk
Speaker 1: to and he definitely was drunk a few days. I
Speaker 1: remember him being like coming in and being like.
Speaker 7: So today we're talking about but I actually, what do
Speaker 7: you what do you guys want to talk about? Let's
Speaker 7: let's uh, let's up, let's up, let's open it up
Speaker 7: to let's open it up?
Speaker 1: Did they didn't? Would I do this again?
Speaker 3: How? What did I do?
Speaker 1: What I did? What didn't? What didn't I do?
Speaker 2: He was how many times you do that in the
Speaker 2: fucking boys locker room?
Speaker 3: And him almost coming and watch you do it?
Speaker 2: Bro?
Speaker 1: I in person a handful of times. I personally are
Speaker 1: a basketball coach a lot and got in trouble a
Speaker 1: few times. Uh, But that's actually I always started doing
Speaker 1: I would impersonate friends and teachers when I was in
Speaker 1: elemental comedy probably yeah, making I think it was seeing.
Speaker 1: It just came kind of easy to like make buddies laugh.
Speaker 1: And uh and I've said this before, but you know,
Speaker 1: being a big kid, I'd get teased a lot. And
Speaker 1: then all of a sudden I started to make people laugh.
Speaker 1: And I was not the fact kid. I was the
Speaker 1: funny kid. So then it was like, oh, well, this
Speaker 1: is a win win. I'm feeling good because I'm making
Speaker 1: people laugh and they're not teasing me anymore. So I'm
Speaker 1: gonna keep chasing that. And that's for so shout out
Speaker 1: to Kellogg's pop Tarts because without double fisting, you guys,
Speaker 1: I would have had tits by the fourth grade or
Speaker 1: a comedy career.
Speaker 2: Yeah, is that where you but like I'm I'm I'm
Speaker 2: really interested. Is that what you do as a comic?
Speaker 2: You pull from like coaches?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: And that's and then is that what you do?
Speaker 1: It was the funny kid, but I was, I mean,
Speaker 1: I was locked into sports too. If I was if
Speaker 1: I was like six four, even six three, dude, I
Speaker 1: would have tried to play it a small D three
Speaker 1: maybe D two for basketball.
Speaker 3: I loved it.
Speaker 1: I mean, I love I mean I was all in, dude, baseball,
Speaker 1: I was playing too, and then I had to quit
Speaker 1: because I was already doing the play and I was
Speaker 1: able to do freshman football and the play. But the
Speaker 1: baseball coach was like, not, dude, it's one of the other.
Speaker 1: And so that was a rap on baseball. But baseball
Speaker 1: was always the most stress for me because it was
Speaker 1: just a little more anxiet. You're written, it's just you
Speaker 1: up there. You know, it's pitching in third base whatever.
Speaker 1: But basketball and football just were so just do the
Speaker 1: team sport. I mean, fuck, dude, I got buddies who
Speaker 1: are comics that never played sports, and uh and don't
Speaker 1: like them. And I'm like, I feel bad for you, dude,
Speaker 1: even if you liked them, even just so you could
Speaker 1: feel like the camaraderie. Yeah, dude, being in a locker
Speaker 1: room is such a special, unique thing, like for better
Speaker 1: or for worse.
Speaker 3: But you you it's it's a direct Uh.
Speaker 1: It's why sports and life are so intertwined for so
Speaker 1: many you know coaches or or you know the way
Speaker 1: people talk, you know life coaches, which, by the way,
Speaker 1: I have a friend from college who is now a
Speaker 1: life coach. God bless her. You know, life coach already
Speaker 1: kind of like a you know, I'm a life coach now,
Speaker 1: you're like you were in rehab six months ago. But
Speaker 1: I get it, you know, like, oh, really, you're gonna
Speaker 1: tell me how I should better myself. You still, I
Speaker 1: don't know if you've thrown all of your crack away.
Speaker 1: So but but shout out, I'm not I almost said
Speaker 1: her name. But but but she's doing it. She's got crystals,
Speaker 1: and she's fucking she's got she's got a good guy. Now, Crystal,
Speaker 1: we'll be right back. We'll keep her right here. But uh,
Speaker 1: but yeah, dude, Seattle is a great place to live.
Speaker 1: What was the question.
Speaker 3: I don't know, I'm just talking.
Speaker 1: Oh oh, the the just the locker room vibe too.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, well I was going to jump into something.
Speaker 2: It's also in high school. Yeah, the locker room, especially
Speaker 2: with the age group of guys you're young, growing young men. Yes,
Speaker 2: and it's like a time where you get to have
Speaker 2: alone time around guys that are like you with a
Speaker 2: lot of testosterone. Guys are hitting puberty. Everyone's making jokes,
Speaker 2: everyone's trying to get girls or guys whatever you're into.
Speaker 1: That's going around, you know what I mean, and you're
Speaker 1: getting like other just perspectives, and and you're getting to
Speaker 1: see like what you like and don't like in friends
Speaker 1: like your because there's older guys that maybe you want
Speaker 1: to be buds with. Yeah, and then they commence you
Speaker 1: to like steal some beer and then you're like, fucking,
Speaker 1: I was cool maybe and then and then they but
Speaker 1: they don't let you the fall. If you get college,
Speaker 1: you're like, oh, that's cool. You can be you can
Speaker 1: be living on the edge but not be a dick
Speaker 1: about it. And you've got younger guys that are you know,
Speaker 1: that are yeah, I don't know, it really is. You
Speaker 1: get you span the gamut as far as like all
Speaker 1: walks of life. I mean, you know people are coming in.
Speaker 1: I mean yeah, there's there's rich kids, there's poor kids
Speaker 1: just down the middle, and it's and you know, you
Speaker 1: get a poor kid who's incredible, and then you get
Speaker 1: a rich kid who sucks and you're like, but thinks
Speaker 1: he's a ship.
Speaker 2: I mean you really, But the locker room is a
Speaker 2: group of men that all have a common goal and
Speaker 2: that's usually to win.
Speaker 3: So it doesn't matter where you come from. That's why
Speaker 3: sports are great.
Speaker 2: That's why sports are great.
Speaker 1: So you leave.
Speaker 2: ZIC Northwest, go to LA for college. Go to LA College.
Speaker 2: I got a question. Did you ever see Lionard or
Speaker 2: Reggie at like a frat party?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Lionard actually came. I want to hear this
Speaker 1: great kid he showed up. I mean, uh bro that
Speaker 1: I mean sweet guy and a gangster.
Speaker 3: I mean he was our I mean the quarterback of it.
Speaker 3: I think he was the guy.
Speaker 1: No, he was real chill, he was the pictures.
Speaker 3: I mean he didn't. Here's the thing.
Speaker 1: He he uh our Fred. So dude, Lakers were at
Speaker 1: Kobe Shack, were rams there? No, they were back in
Speaker 1: Saint Louis right, Yeah, yeah, but Dodgers were all right.
Speaker 1: But SI football was king was king in LA. And yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean but because Pete Carroll God bless him, would
Speaker 1: bring in Snoop and Will Ferrell and mcconae all these
Speaker 1: people to come watch. Because Pete was like, just from
Speaker 1: what I've heard from uh from peeps that know him well,
Speaker 1: was like he wanted to surround the practice, almost like
Speaker 1: the way young college kid will perform if there's a
Speaker 1: pretty girl there, He's like, they definitely will do it
Speaker 1: even more so with celebs.
Speaker 3: You don't want to fucking eat shit in front of snoop.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so he'd get these guys, and he also want
Speaker 1: to make the practices fun and like and and make
Speaker 1: them a thing and uh but but yeah, Lioner came
Speaker 1: to our frat party. A lot of them would because
Speaker 1: our house was set up to where it just got
Speaker 1: remodeled my freshman year. So it was like you walked in,
Speaker 1: you had the kitchen to the right, big TV room
Speaker 1: to the left, and then you walked in. It was
Speaker 1: set up like apartment style, so you had a big
Speaker 1: open squad and then you had rooms run the bottom
Speaker 1: of rooms on the top. So it was a great
Speaker 1: party house. So I walk in one day to a
Speaker 1: Thursday night party and Leonard's waiting at the stairs and
Speaker 1: I walk up and there's some pledge not letting him
Speaker 1: go up the stairs, and I was like, I go,
Speaker 1: I go to I go, hey man, And Lannard was
Speaker 1: friends with this guy named Brandon Hans, who I think
Speaker 1: was our third or four string quarterback, but they were
Speaker 1: buds and so, and Brandon Hans was friends with a
Speaker 1: buddy of mine in the frat. So Leonard was come
Speaker 1: to hang and he just was waiting, not trying a
Speaker 1: big time, but waiting at the bottom of stairs. And
Speaker 1: I go, are you waiting for Somebody's like, yeah, Brandon hants.
Speaker 1: I go, oh, walk up and I go to the pledge.
Speaker 1: I go, do you know what this is? He goes, no,
Speaker 1: I go it's a quarterback of her fucking school man.
Speaker 1: And he was like, oh shit, day man, big fan man,
Speaker 1: I go too late carry you know, And it was yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: it was. So we go upstairs and we had like
Speaker 1: six garries in the house and we go upstairs and
Speaker 1: Lana was wearing just a big shirt and sweatpants. I
Speaker 1: think he did have like three or four girls falling
Speaker 1: behind him. But you're the quarterback, dude. Oh he was chill.
Speaker 1: He was chill. And now he's doing a podcast my boy.
Speaker 3: Jerry for a yeah Robacks.
Speaker 2: Shout out.
Speaker 1: But yeah, he uh. He was just a god dude.
Speaker 1: And so see football is king. I graduate sc Now
Speaker 1: I'm just in the throes of la trying to make
Speaker 1: something out of nothing. You know, you get a theater
Speaker 1: degree and it's but it's all on you, dude. So
Speaker 1: it's just like stand up. Then YouTube hit so I'm
Speaker 1: doing sketches and I'm auditioning that I'm working in a cast.
Speaker 2: But when when when did you feel that you were
Speaker 2: going to comedy during this whole thing?
Speaker 1: Probably in college I was like, you know, obviously the
Speaker 1: acting program was pretty demanding, a lot of shows and
Speaker 1: a lot of drama. And I definitely still I mean,
Speaker 1: Robin Williams is like my guy, that's the career that
Speaker 1: I want, Like, I want to be able to do it.
Speaker 1: Reason out fire to me as a flawless movie where
Speaker 1: you're like, oh, you get a brilliant comedian but also
Speaker 1: like a brilliant dramatic actor, giving you both sides of
Speaker 1: the coin, and that just type of career where yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know if I need to do like a
Speaker 1: saving private rying type movie, but like, yeah, man, if
Speaker 1: I if if somebody was like Spielberg saw your fucking
Speaker 1: your doctor Philon thinks you guys got you got some
Speaker 1: jobs or whatever it is, or I mean I've done
Speaker 1: some dramatic shit but and and definitely feel really probably
Speaker 1: more comfortable in that then. I mean, comedy is is
Speaker 1: just second asher at this point. But I want to
Speaker 1: do it all, man, I want I mean the Sandler
Speaker 1: career is like what I'm notilding towards where you can.
Speaker 2: Work with your friends and make things you love.
Speaker 3: Yeah, dude, he literally can't.
Speaker 1: Rob Snyder write me do his big low Nick Schwartz
Speaker 1: and write me benchwarmers, you know. And also David Spade,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna put you all my ship because we're budgy.
Speaker 1: You're also great, like I know, so I have so
Speaker 1: many people in my world like that. They just need opportunities.
Speaker 1: And it's and that's all it is, man, and and
Speaker 1: you just want to make shit. I mean, I the
Speaker 1: Doctor Phil show and stand Up, it's all great, grateful touring.
Speaker 1: It's it's the ship. But like that's what this next
Speaker 1: year is is trying to really take advantage of the
Speaker 1: exposure in the momentum and and make some shows and
Speaker 1: even though they're harder to come by and tougher to make,
Speaker 1: like you know, I've created my own goluck to this
Speaker 1: point point, like the Doctor Phil stuff came out of
Speaker 1: you know, the actor strike hitting and it was like, wow,
Speaker 1: now I don't even have you know, you're waiting around
Speaker 1: to be putting other people's ship, which just gets old.
Speaker 1: I mean, I've been auditioning for you know, fifteen plus
Speaker 1: years book some cool shit, gotten really close on cooler shit,
Speaker 1: not gotten it.
Speaker 3: And at some point you're like, why am I waiting around?
Speaker 1: I feel like I got more to offer creatively and
Speaker 1: should should be you know, taking it less of this
Speaker 1: and more of this, you know, pointing being like why
Speaker 1: am I not? They didn't want to put me in
Speaker 1: their thing, Like fuck them, And it's like, well, then
Speaker 1: make your own ship create you. And especially in this
Speaker 1: day and age, you have to do that. You can't
Speaker 1: be a one, one trick pony. You can and people
Speaker 1: still gonna be a good trick a fucking rabbit out
Speaker 1: of the hat. It's like, it's like coach Belichick, so
Speaker 1: he said, you say you better be you either got
Speaker 1: to be great at one thing, you better gotta be
Speaker 1: good at a lot of things. Fuck dude, the more
Speaker 1: semity Sam, when you're just that impression was that.
Speaker 2: The more you can do is Jules always says.
Speaker 1: The more you say that, Yeah, I mean you came
Speaker 1: in doing like what I mean, how many things would
Speaker 1: you say you will bring it to the table when
Speaker 1: you got in the league.
Speaker 2: I was just signing up. I was where do you
Speaker 2: need me wherever, and I was playing all the special
Speaker 2: teams and that's that's how you started. That's how I
Speaker 2: started covering kicks and returning kicks, and you were just like,
Speaker 2: I'm going to crush this. Well. You earn your opportunity
Speaker 2: through your your performance and your preparation. The more you
Speaker 2: do it in practice, the more opportunity you'll earn. And
Speaker 2: so I mean, that's it's like anything. It's just it's
Speaker 2: just fundamental, bringing your hard hat, lunch pill to work
Speaker 2: with a purpose, trying to get better and if you
Speaker 2: do that, usually good things happen.
Speaker 1: Question from a fan and speaking for all fans, did
Speaker 1: you ever return a punt and in your head go
Speaker 1: don't drop it, don't drop it, don't it, John D
Speaker 1: Because I think that every time after one guy drops when,
Speaker 1: I'm like, he's got to be thinking that the next time.
Speaker 1: Not a human.
Speaker 2: So when I first came to New England the first
Speaker 2: practice and training camp, I came from Kent State and
Speaker 2: like my senior day, we had like eight hundred people
Speaker 2: at the crowd, you know what I mean. The first
Speaker 2: day of New England training camp, there's twenty five thousand
Speaker 2: people surrounding the practice field watching chance. People were cheering
Speaker 2: and I'm trying to catch punts really for the first
Speaker 2: time in front of people, and I start dropping them
Speaker 2: and shit, and they started booing, Oh, if Bruskie came over,
Speaker 2: He goes, they don't worry rook. They're just saying my
Speaker 2: name because they whatever Brew would come, they'd always boo.
Speaker 1: He kind of gave me a you know, they saying
Speaker 1: boo or boo saying that's so what you need. I
Speaker 1: bet that changed your mentality, right, Yeah.
Speaker 2: But what that did was whenever I got stressed, I
Speaker 2: would I would just fall back on work. So the
Speaker 2: more prepared you are, the better you're gonna do on
Speaker 2: the On the Sunday. The Sunday was always you had
Speaker 2: the answers to the test. That was the easiest day.
Speaker 2: You just got to go take the test a million
Speaker 2: times at practice. Love that, and then subconsciously all your
Speaker 2: movements and behaviors will just come out naturally when the
Speaker 2: game day comes.
Speaker 1: It'll be like deja vu.
Speaker 2: Yep.
Speaker 3: That was the first trip Clep I went to in Seattle.
Speaker 1: Deja vu shout out, not joking, it was dejeavu and
Speaker 1: ricks shout out to ris My buddy Chris dal Leone.
Speaker 1: We went and I was eighteen and he was seventeen.
Speaker 1: But he you know Filipino. If Filipino dude puts on
Speaker 1: a hoodie and like does like a little bit of
Speaker 1: a Robert de Niro, they can aige himself up like
Speaker 1: five six years And so we walked in and he
Speaker 1: just owned the place. And I remember to this day,
Speaker 1: he tells a story he goes, he goes, you walked
Speaker 1: over and asked me for forty bucks like three times,
Speaker 1: because I was like, dude, this girl Cinnamon like she
Speaker 1: really she likes dude. I think she likes like I
Speaker 1: think I'm gonna pay for a kid to go to
Speaker 1: high school. I think I'm gonna buy I'm gonna take
Speaker 1: her to Costco and like fill up the cart. I think,
Speaker 1: like at least once.
Speaker 3: She did never gave you the forty bucks. You know
Speaker 3: what that bringed ever to. I mean, but the dances
Speaker 3: were the dancers just got shorter.
Speaker 1: I remember that every dance was like two and a
Speaker 1: half minutes, and all of a sudden, she was like, okay,
Speaker 1: so another forty bucks, then you can have the first
Speaker 1: six seconds of it.
Speaker 3: It's all been done by.
Speaker 1: The Barnaked Ladies and you're like, they're not even out yet.
Speaker 1: It's nineteen ninety eight, sweetheart, they were two thousand and
Speaker 1: two group. Were you in the future, Cinnamon, You.
Speaker 2: Remember the old Pablo Francisco bit on the strippers? I
Speaker 2: remember watching for him.
Speaker 3: You do a movie.
Speaker 1: Trailer voice four to what?
Speaker 3: No, but he's me.
Speaker 2: I used to watching him for early YEA early Central Day. Yes,
Speaker 2: and I remember you used to talk about going to
Speaker 2: the stripper. You like ducks. I like ducks too.
Speaker 3: Oh, I don't know, Funny.
Speaker 2: We'll be right back after this quick break. Let's go
Speaker 2: back to September twenty fourth, twenty twelve. Wow, this is
Speaker 2: a segment. We like to go over the pop culture.
Speaker 2: What was going on around this front of the game?
Speaker 2: Number one movie Hotel Transylvania, says.
Speaker 1: My god, dude, And who's who's your who's your like?
Speaker 1: Who do you look up to?
Speaker 2: So clearly, Adam Sandler, Who are your inspirations when you
Speaker 2: were young?
Speaker 1: Bro Sandler, Jim Carrey, Eddie Murphy, Nutty professor, the reason
Speaker 1: I do characters? And uh, you know I've done a
Speaker 1: bunch on Kiltny and now with the phil Any Murphy
Speaker 1: Eddie Murphy Nuny Professor is such an underrated movie and
Speaker 1: he should have won an.
Speaker 3: Academy Award for that.
Speaker 1: He played eight different people and they're all feel like
Speaker 1: real people, dude. And and Martin Lawrence dressed up like
Speaker 1: a woman. Tyler Perry, Dude, You're like, you're you feel
Speaker 1: like you're in no slight to them. You feel like
Speaker 1: you're just watching them in dress up. Eddie Murphy transforms dude.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 1: Same with Jim Carrey. Dude is like the Rinch carry
Speaker 1: so Jim Carrey, dude. I mean even Steve Crawll in
Speaker 1: the office is one of my favorite things. Larry David Curbs,
Speaker 1: one of my favorite shows of all time, got to
Speaker 1: do an episode which was Outer Body Experience. I was
Speaker 1: an uber driver and just him sitting behind me in
Speaker 1: the audition twice was like, I mean, I was like,
Speaker 1: we got into these fights, like you know, the only
Speaker 1: thing they write down is like, Larry's gonna ask you
Speaker 1: what is rating? As you tell me he's a one.
Speaker 1: That's all they tell you, and then you just improvise.
Speaker 1: So he's like he gets in and he goes hey,
Speaker 1: and I'm like kind of a gamble me picking you.
Speaker 3: Up right now? He's like, what's that?
Speaker 1: And then uh and then I go, you know you're
Speaker 1: rating man, And he's like, by the way, I'm a
Speaker 1: little thrown off. You do not for me gum. I go, well,
Speaker 1: you're a one man. I don't give one's gum. I
Speaker 1: mean you got in my car. To be honest with you, man,
Speaker 1: you got and you know that you slam the door
Speaker 1: too loud. He's like, what are you talking about? This
Speaker 1: is even a nice for a car. I go, dude,
Speaker 1: you know you got in with this like mentality, like
Speaker 1: you do what you want. You just got you got
Speaker 1: this like sucking fucking thing. He goes, there's no sucking.
Speaker 1: There's no fucking. This is in the audition that had
Speaker 1: to be insane. It was the best. And but so
Speaker 1: Larry David's definitely a hero Eddie Murphy, Eddie Harley.
Speaker 2: And coming to America when he changes into those guys,
Speaker 2: oh my gosh, those are the best.
Speaker 1: You don't you don't see that anymore? I want So
Speaker 1: that's one of the shows I'm actually trying to get
Speaker 1: going as a like scripted slash hybrid to where it's
Speaker 1: like it's this family dinner.
Speaker 3: I have this character Jeremy that I do.
Speaker 1: It's like this man boy child and I did this
Speaker 1: pilot that's up on my YouTube called Jeremy or I
Speaker 1: play three different characters, this heavy set gay hairdresser, then
Speaker 1: an old you know, eight year old woman like who's
Speaker 1: a medium, and then this man boy child dud Jeremy
Speaker 1: and Ron Funds is in it, David Keckner, Joel Michale,
Speaker 1: Tom Lennon, and uh yeah, the way Eddie would do that.
Speaker 1: Even Farley was a big influence.
Speaker 2: Uh you know, now when you do your impressions, do
Speaker 2: you like when you watch Jim Carrey, like he changes
Speaker 2: his fucking face.
Speaker 1: That's that's the next level.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like you do the same thing when you're doing
Speaker 2: like fucking biten and you're doing all yeah you got
Speaker 2: a little bit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, do you study that or Like for me, it's
Speaker 1: I'm not I don't consider myself like a true impressionist
Speaker 1: where like you know, there's a friend of mine, Mussavius
Speaker 1: and yours, she was on SNL forbid. She like sits
Speaker 1: down and like listens like studies. Like for me, it's
Speaker 1: either like it's not like a one and done, but
Speaker 1: like I try to do it. I really feel like
Speaker 1: I can see people like well, so like visually, I
Speaker 1: can like know how to so I just kind of
Speaker 1: start doing that, and then I would watch some things
Speaker 1: to try to find you know, it's a.
Speaker 3: Lot of the eye stuff.
Speaker 1: I find a couple of things and like the big
Speaker 1: teeth smile, you know, and then you know, the smirk
Speaker 1: was kind of thing, and then and then the voice
Speaker 1: when you get as close as you can. But like
Speaker 1: Will Farrells George Bush was so great, but it wasn't
Speaker 1: spot on me, you know, like Sera Caliendo's was a
Speaker 1: more spot on, but like Will Ferreles was kind of
Speaker 1: arguably funnier because it was just a little bit more cartoony.
Speaker 1: But but yeah, I try to the more you can
Speaker 1: kind of controy and getting into the makeup really helps
Speaker 1: to get lost in something, you know, Like when I
Speaker 1: was up there doing the the roast of Poppy, I
Speaker 1: mean I was yeah, I mean, I mean I could
Speaker 1: have hung out like that guy all night and walked
Speaker 1: around you know, Boston and the Yankees Jersey and got
Speaker 1: into fights. You know, I made you You're gonna really
Speaker 1: fuck me up. I'm eighty years old. Suck my dick
Speaker 1: cocksuck like I was ready to just do everything.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 3: One More Night by Maroon five?
Speaker 2: One More Night?
Speaker 3: Are we Maroon five fans still? I mean it was
Speaker 3: the number one song?
Speaker 1: How did that go?
Speaker 3: What this is? I'm thinking of?
Speaker 1: Phil Collins say one Yemen.
Speaker 3: Take a cow.
Speaker 2: That's uh, that's from Targe Rights.
Speaker 1: You'll be in my heart if you want to get
Speaker 1: me to cry on cue dude, that one. I remember
Speaker 1: listening to that when my I think eighth grade girlfriend
Speaker 1: broke up with me. Thanks for bringing it up. Aaron
Speaker 1: Domingo shout out. She now she's dating a buddy mine
Speaker 1: from high school. They have four kids. I think they're happy.
Speaker 1: She's living out in the boonies. What's that she's a
Speaker 1: life coach? Hilarious. I think she was for a bit.
Speaker 1: No called me a volleyball coach. I think now she's
Speaker 1: just mom my buddy's a pee teacher. But they but
Speaker 1: I would after she broke up, I would turn on
Speaker 1: like you me, I just sit there, let me go.
Speaker 1: I just fucking be double fisting a brown sugar popped dirt.
Speaker 1: At least I've got you popped out. And then Aaron
Speaker 1: went and fucking jerked off my buddy jessla cast who
Speaker 1: by the way, Jess shout out, I like to see
Speaker 1: the full name of people. Jess was this kid in
Speaker 1: high school that I mean dude. He had the perfect family,
Speaker 1: his parents had money. But then he also was like
Speaker 1: the cooler. We all had this kid that was cooler
Speaker 1: in fourth grade to where they almost felt like an
Speaker 1: adult dude because his brother was and I think high
Speaker 1: school and we were in elementary school and so, and
Speaker 1: he was his football stud and Jess was a bigger dude.
Speaker 1: So like he just would get roughed up by his brother.
Speaker 1: So he came to school in the fourth grade, he'd
Speaker 1: be you know, the car had some miles on it,
Speaker 1: and he told us that his dad had meanted little Caesars.
Speaker 1: Hey not true. Do we have any way to fact check?
Speaker 2: Fuck?
Speaker 6: No.
Speaker 1: So we're like, dude, your dad came up with pizza pizza.
Speaker 1: He's like, yeah, dude. One day it was just like, dude,
Speaker 1: what's our slogan? Will we make pizza?
Speaker 3: Say it again?
Speaker 1: Boom, there is pizza pizza. We were like, what the fuck?
Speaker 1: He told us he was having sexual intercourse in the
Speaker 1: fourth grade. Again, no way to fact check. He also
Speaker 1: just had the swagger of a fourth grade. Confidence goes
Speaker 1: a long way then, dude, I remember he I think
Speaker 1: he told people he was doing al in the sixth grade.
Speaker 1: I don't know, but it was like we gonna, you know,
Speaker 1: hit him up on Facebook and find out. But now
Speaker 1: he's big gun guy. But he but so yeah, that
Speaker 1: was so twenty twelve. So one more Night, Yeah, I
Speaker 1: think it Phil Collins, but Maroon five had the time.
Speaker 2: I hate Phil Collins?
Speaker 3: WHOA what do he do to you?
Speaker 4: Well?
Speaker 2: I don't hate Phil Collins. I just don't like were
Speaker 2: the in the air of the night?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I remember we were on like a five
Speaker 2: game winning streak and I put that on right before
Speaker 2: a game we ended up losing the game.
Speaker 3: Never listened to it again.
Speaker 1: Phil, Well, that sounds like a personal problem. Why don't
Speaker 1: you fill out of this? Nah?
Speaker 3: I heard Fields kind of a hole too? Oh no, really,
Speaker 3: I don't know I've heard.
Speaker 2: Is that surprising though?
Speaker 1: No, he's such a He's a British rocker.
Speaker 2: Right when you make easy lover, bro, you can be
Speaker 2: in ahol.
Speaker 1: He's pretty cool though, great call, dude, he's cool.
Speaker 3: A p MVP I'll take you.
Speaker 1: Johnny Monzel was the Heisman winner Johnny football Honey Football
Speaker 1: crossover him. Yeah, I saw him an kill Tony. We
Speaker 1: played Dicetel three am. I told him too, and I was,
Speaker 1: I was dressed as sounds about right, And I told
Speaker 1: him I was, I was, Uh, I think I was
Speaker 1: dressed as doctor Phil and I go, Johnny, I feel
Speaker 1: like I'm watching deleted scenes from the documentary right now.
Speaker 1: You know. I was like, I thought, you're trying to
Speaker 1: sober up player, you know, And he was just like.
Speaker 3: You know, here we go, baby.
Speaker 1: You know he's a fun guy.
Speaker 3: Though it's a fun guy, cool stories.
Speaker 1: The talk was wild. You forget how fucking famous he was.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, he was.
Speaker 1: I mean, and I don't know if I would. I mean, fuck, dude.
Speaker 1: It's almost like when you see, uh, you know, Bieber
Speaker 1: get so famous so quick, You're just like, what would
Speaker 1: you do?
Speaker 2: Man?
Speaker 3: Like, I don't care how.
Speaker 1: It's almost tough, you know to say, like to have
Speaker 1: the good people around you to get in your ear
Speaker 1: and your face and get you on the right path
Speaker 1: for sure, that you know always will help. But like, yeah,
Speaker 1: you're gonna you're you're in control, man, he was in
Speaker 1: the driver's seat and.
Speaker 2: The bron was that famous? He did all right?
Speaker 1: He did fine?
Speaker 2: Man, We'll be right back after this quick break. Let's
Speaker 2: jump into the Packers. Jack, give us a little synopsis
Speaker 2: on these Packers. He's eleven and five Packers. Mike McCarthy
Speaker 2: in his seventh season. We know he's done in Dallas
Speaker 2: these days. Legendary Dom Caper's running the seven season with
Speaker 2: them there just two years.
Speaker 4: Removed from that Super Bowl win over the Pittsburgh Steelers.
Speaker 1: Were you watching this game hoping for one or the
Speaker 1: other or did you expect Green Bay? I think a
Speaker 1: lot of people, did you know what?
Speaker 2: So I was in AFC at this time, so very
Speaker 2: this was a Monday night game because it was on ESPN,
Speaker 2: I believe Gruden. So we'd all watch that. But you
Speaker 2: could care less on who wins. You're more tied to
Speaker 2: your division and your conference. You know, it's very rare
Speaker 2: that if we're not playing, then we're not going to
Speaker 2: see them, That's right, you know what I mean once
Speaker 2: every four years, that's right. So like this is we're
Speaker 2: gonna watch Aaron Rodgers play on Monday night football?
Speaker 1: Though, did you think, like, oh, this is a potential
Speaker 1: scruble matchup at this point, dude, So early.
Speaker 2: Right, our coaches kept us so dialed into how shitty
Speaker 2: we played the week before that we thought we were
Speaker 2: on thin ice.
Speaker 1: Set Just like, I mean, it doesn't strike me as
Speaker 1: a guy that even screams. I mean, he strikes me.
Speaker 1: It strikes me the guy.
Speaker 2: He doesn't scream, but he kills you with facts like
Speaker 2: that and knowledge. He'll embarrass you through like his knowledge
Speaker 2: of the game, Like you're going to loaf that play
Speaker 2: and then he'll go and he'll put on the same
Speaker 2: play with l team, blowing the guy up, saying, so
Speaker 2: you're gonna act that and make that play.
Speaker 3: But I've look at this, this is how it's done.
Speaker 1: So like if you bought, like you're playing monopoly and
Speaker 1: he's like, wow, you're really gonna buy Baltic Avenue right now? Well,
Speaker 1: I guess that's your prerogative, huh. But Atlantic Avenue is
Speaker 1: wide open and clearly is going to bring in more
Speaker 1: cash flow. Maybe you're just a big fucking idiot. He
Speaker 1: would just do that shit. He wouldn't say that, right
Speaker 1: for sure.
Speaker 3: But he.
Speaker 2: Say I'm a big fucking He never like really called
Speaker 2: guy's idiots, I'm disappointing you like a dad. No, it
Speaker 2: was more more like we're not on this program, or
Speaker 2: like cool he says asshole a lot in his windy
Speaker 2: motherfucks you assholes. Cool, but it's like old it's like
Speaker 2: old guy assholes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, get up. You need a little bit of that
Speaker 1: as a coach, right or do you not like people
Speaker 1: used to, you know, give Pete Carroll a hard time,
Speaker 1: even though I've heard from you know, Mark Sanchez and
Speaker 1: others that like, Pete's gott a fucking He's got a
Speaker 1: switch like anybody, but like, yeah, more often than not
Speaker 1: he's killing it with kindness and he's trying to be positive.
Speaker 1: Then that just the way he does it, right, So
Speaker 1: it's never positive, Pete. Yeah, never positive.
Speaker 2: Okay, Pete stage Jack composer was do your job right?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's that fun if you.
Speaker 2: Think about it, like where we were at as an organization,
Speaker 2: like it was either super Bowl or failure. Wow, you
Speaker 2: know that was when I got there. When I got there,
Speaker 2: they already had three super Bowls. Yeah, and then we
Speaker 2: got into the heat of ours. So like it wasn't
Speaker 2: about how well you did in the win. It was
Speaker 2: about the seventeen plays we could do ten times better
Speaker 2: because when we need those plays against a better team
Speaker 2: in a more important situation or area of the season,
Speaker 2: that's what we're trying to do. The whole season is
Speaker 2: just trying to prepare you for the postseason, you know,
Speaker 2: And that's the real dance. So like, yeah, it's negative,
Speaker 2: but it's not negative. It's it's anyone who's trying to
Speaker 2: improve some thing. You never look at the great things
Speaker 2: or you never pat on the ass for things you're
Speaker 2: expected to do right because we're all professionals here. Okay,
Speaker 2: this is what we did wrong. We need to work
Speaker 2: this because we're gonna see this fifteen times next week
Speaker 2: against the next opponent.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what we need to do. Yep, you know
Speaker 3: what I mean.
Speaker 2: I feel like I was just in a Bill Belichick
Speaker 2: meeting right there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, that's awesome. It's it's cool how much you've like,
Speaker 1: can you know, hold on to that and you still
Speaker 1: like it's there's also other ways to do it, And
Speaker 1: that worked for that worked for Bill. It worked for
Speaker 1: it seems like it was he was pretty doubt into
Speaker 1: like you know, once people get brought in like who
Speaker 1: is who who buys in and who doesn't? Right, I'm
Speaker 1: sure there were guys that were like, yeah, but.
Speaker 2: When you're when your best player, your most highest PID
Speaker 2: player is Tom Brady, who's working the hardest, it makes
Speaker 2: everyone else fall in line. So yeah, Bill, Bill, he's
Speaker 2: a great coach. But it's because of the leader. Huh
Speaker 2: you looked at Tom first? No, you just you had
Speaker 2: no uh if Tom was gonna get yelled at, if
Speaker 2: Tom was gonna be there early. And Tom's got a
Speaker 2: supermodel wife and it can take a helicopter wherever he wants.
Speaker 2: But he's still the first one in the last and
Speaker 2: you're fucking fifty four on the roster.
Speaker 1: Wow, what do you think you're gonna do? D So,
Speaker 1: I mean, it's it's a joint, it's a synergy. It's
Speaker 1: a laws by the head coach, it's the authority by
Speaker 1: the sheriffs, and that's the players.
Speaker 2: It needs to be working hand in hand. That's what
Speaker 2: That's what you see with the chiefs Andy Reid and
Speaker 2: Patrick Mahomes. I went and watch them practice. You know
Speaker 2: there's guys joking around. Patrick Mahomes wasn't. Patrick Mahomes was dialed.
Speaker 2: The whole fucking time. Patrick Mahomes in between periods was
Speaker 2: doing his things that he had to do to get
Speaker 2: his self ready. And I guarantee every motherfucker on that
Speaker 2: team sees that. Wow, you know what I mean, that's
Speaker 2: that's that's the power of leadership in an organization.
Speaker 1: I remember Greg Jennings had a big day. Yeah, Greg
Speaker 1: Jennings game.
Speaker 2: We watched this game, and these Packers teams, they were
Speaker 2: fucking good.
Speaker 3: They're good man, Jordy Nelson.
Speaker 2: Jay Haw, Clay Roger was, was Cobb was?
Speaker 3: I don't think Cob was on this.
Speaker 2: Charles Woodson Famer? Yeah, was he? I didn't see him
Speaker 2: that much in the highlights though.
Speaker 1: Obviously Clay Matthews, Right, Clay Matthews, great, my teammate, Charles Woodson,
Speaker 1: Hall of Famer. Maybe we just golfed this pass.
Speaker 4: It was good golfer And a little foreshadowing with this game.
Speaker 4: This season, Aaron Rodgers led the league in sacks, taking
Speaker 4: a fifty one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we got to him in this game.
Speaker 2: It's a little foreshadowing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this d was I mean, just going on the line, dude,
Speaker 1: I mean, it's.
Speaker 3: This was the start of the legion to boom.
Speaker 2: When you guys got irving and reserving.
Speaker 1: Was a fucking mad man, dude, I mean, dude, just
Speaker 1: Sidney Rice was such a beast gig. So that was
Speaker 1: our veteran guy, Doug Baldwin just you know when talk about.
Speaker 2: This was Tate, baby, Remember a little Tate was a.
Speaker 3: Ball I was bummed that we let him go. Tate
Speaker 3: was a fucking baller.
Speaker 2: I remember we used to train in the off season
Speaker 2: together and that guy just made plays.
Speaker 1: He was playmaker, dude, and he uh and he had
Speaker 1: a little flair and he little goofy ship. But finally
Speaker 1: what he did he may play backed it up and
Speaker 1: him with Percy there for a minute, it was cool.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you that boom though you see you see
Speaker 1: probably it was wild Byron Maxwell was just coming into
Speaker 1: his own JA Jeremy Lane, who was fucking and you
Speaker 1: guys up in that bowl until he fucking went out.
Speaker 1: I mean that. You know, there are certain Hawks fans
Speaker 1: that are like, once Lane broke his fucking arm, that
Speaker 1: was the beginning, and I was like, that wasn't it.
Speaker 1: There was a lot going on, but he was a
Speaker 1: he was he was a guy to have out there.
Speaker 2: He tackled that he was the one who broke his arm.
Speaker 2: Oh that's right. I think he tours a c L too.
Speaker 2: It was a bad because it was a bad hit.
Speaker 2: It's a bad throw. It was bad play. Yeah, it's
Speaker 2: a bad play.
Speaker 1: How about Cam Chancell and getting hit by that guy?
Speaker 2: What's that like? It feels so when you hit people
Speaker 2: you could feel give.
Speaker 3: He feels like when you hit a tree.
Speaker 1: You know, when you hit a tree and every morning
Speaker 1: I start my day, but smacking my head on one, yeah,
Speaker 1: it felt like that.
Speaker 2: And also who the low, low key fucking little Earl Thomas.
Speaker 3: Yeah, bro Earl Thomas is he was like a bat
Speaker 3: out of hell. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Man, he would blow something up, even if it was
Speaker 2: his own teammate. He didn't care. He was blowing just
Speaker 2: something up, even if it had nothing to do with
Speaker 2: the play he was blowing.
Speaker 1: He was hitting somebody and making him think twice about
Speaker 1: their weekend.
Speaker 3: This's when he had dreads too.
Speaker 2: I was watching this game because yeah, because I don't
Speaker 2: think he had him when we played, but this is
Speaker 2: when he was young.
Speaker 3: They were wild, dude. They were just Marshaun Lynch.
Speaker 2: We can't talk about money beast mode.
Speaker 1: We had every we had every spot covered and we
Speaker 1: had you know, getting you know, I've heard both sides
Speaker 1: of the coin about Russ, but like, you know, you
Speaker 1: had so many great guys and then obviously you know
Speaker 1: what helps is you know, only a few contracts, right,
Speaker 1: So it was like we paid I think I don't
Speaker 1: think we paid any maybe Sherman had gotten paid at
Speaker 1: this point or but I think they were all on
Speaker 1: rookie contracts for a minute. So that's why it was.
Speaker 1: We paid a couple O line guys.
Speaker 2: And then didn't John Snyder come from the Packers? Yes,
Speaker 2: oh yeah, so I Actually he's a friend of yours.
Speaker 2: He took me to lunch when I when when I
Speaker 2: got worked out after my little combine at Kent, me
Speaker 2: and him went to lunch and we had like a
Speaker 2: real cool relationship.
Speaker 1: I can't imagine you guys not hitting it off.
Speaker 3: Yeah he was. He was a cool dude.
Speaker 1: He's very cool, and he's died with the fucking he's
Speaker 1: you know, I.
Speaker 2: Mean, he's a huge part of the reason why this
Speaker 2: team became what they became because you hit on Bruce Serving,
Speaker 2: you brought in that, you know, uh, the legion of
Speaker 2: boom Boys. Browner was like playing into his own. He
Speaker 2: was a long, crazy, fucking physical corner. You had Sherm
Speaker 2: who was a fucking ballhawk.
Speaker 1: I mean that's because of kJ Ryders, a rookie linebacker
Speaker 1: in there, like.
Speaker 2: Dude, this whole and this This was like in the game.
Speaker 3: Where Clemens was wild off.
Speaker 2: Oh god, they were had a branch you couldn't move
Speaker 2: Alan Branch. He played with us for two years and
Speaker 2: won a couple of Super Bowls. Alan Branch used to
Speaker 2: ride a skateboard, electric skateboard and from the parking lot,
Speaker 2: which we had like a it was probably like a
Speaker 2: two hundred yard walk, and he would get out of
Speaker 2: his truck, he put his skateboard down, put his backpack on,
Speaker 2: step on his electric things, zoom in, go in through
Speaker 2: the hallways and he's you see a three hundred and
Speaker 2: sixty pound guy just walking around on an eboard in
Speaker 2: the hallways. Bill sitting like, what the fuck are you doing?
Speaker 2: They gotta save those legs, Yeah, to save those legs.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Yeah, Schneider really is. I mean him
Speaker 1: and Pete were, you know, definitely in in concert as
Speaker 1: far as every move they were making. But like you know,
Speaker 1: even now, you know he's uh, they I mean they
Speaker 1: crushed the draft.
Speaker 2: Dude.
Speaker 3: He's just a football savvy, fucking guy.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 3: I mean he's such a normal dude.
Speaker 1: But then when you like lock in and talk you know,
Speaker 1: ball with him, You're just like, oh, this is sometimes.
Speaker 3: You know, we'll be hanging and I'm like.
Speaker 1: How are you running a football franchise? And then as
Speaker 1: soon as we start talking, he's like junk and just
Speaker 1: like you know, he's just living, breathing, thinking it.
Speaker 3: But he's been around some of the greats.
Speaker 2: I mean he was he got to learn from home
Speaker 2: grin how to build an organization, a franchise. Yeah, you know,
Speaker 2: and then you go and do I think he was
Speaker 2: with the Niners early on too, wasn't didn't he start
Speaker 2: with the Niners.
Speaker 3: I don't know what's.
Speaker 2: Familiar, Jackie get us the game lead up of this
Speaker 2: Week three regular season game.
Speaker 4: As you mentioned, this is a Week three game, both
Speaker 4: teams coming in one and one. Russell Wilson's third game
Speaker 4: ever in the NFL, So this is young, young russ
Speaker 4: and a big story heading into this one. Of course,
Speaker 4: the replacement refs they were on strike, couldn't come into
Speaker 4: an agreement there two thousand and five deal expired in
Speaker 4: twenty eleven. Then you had a little bit of the lockout,
Speaker 4: which hindered some of their negotiations. But the dispute basically
Speaker 4: centered around pension and a little bit of upping some
Speaker 4: of the salaries, which would have amounted to three point
Speaker 4: three million total, whereas Roger Goodell was making forty four
Speaker 4: million that year. So there was a little bit of
Speaker 4: contention there and they wanted to switch the pension.
Speaker 2: You can't put Roger in the same sentence with ref
Speaker 2: I know. Yeah, I hate when people do that in
Speaker 2: the comparison. Shit, that's bullshit. Roger your Goodell does a
Speaker 2: lot of ship for that. And I'm not trying to
Speaker 2: be a Roger Homer anything. You're sounding like one.
Speaker 1: These guys aren't even fucking full time. That's what the
Speaker 1: like need. That would hardly make them full time.
Speaker 5: I know that was The NFL is fine without Roger
Speaker 5: Goodell from my products standpoint.
Speaker 2: He saw how bad the NFL was with no refs.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was bad. I'm talking about from an optic standpoint.
Speaker 4: I got I get you love Roger Dodger.
Speaker 2: I don't. I don't hate Roger.
Speaker 1: I like Roger do you like Roger, call him Roger,
Speaker 1: but he is he seems fine. Yeah, no, he seems
Speaker 1: actually he seems chill.
Speaker 3: My uh he takes all the bullets.
Speaker 1: He does well, you have to your commission. He uh.
Speaker 1: My buddy, Brad Williams is a Broncos fan. You know, guys,
Speaker 1: no comedian Brad Williams hilarious. I always do this. He's
Speaker 1: a little person. He's a he's a person, but he's
Speaker 1: you know, he can't get on the couch without help,
Speaker 1: but he's Brad's one of the funniest dudes ever, which
Speaker 1: I go out of specials. H I think Starfish is
Speaker 1: name of it on YouTube. If you're gonna drab him,
Speaker 1: I gotta give him a shout out. But Brad is one
Speaker 1: of my best buds. And you know, I've picked him
Speaker 1: up many times. We used to do a podcast together
Speaker 1: when we're out doing shows.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 1: He We just did this show at the Comedy Store
Speaker 1: last week, the Goddamn Comedy Jam and me, him and
Speaker 1: Jelly Roller on stage singing fucking Nickelback and I just
Speaker 1: go Prad. It was the end of show. I go
Speaker 1: jump and just fucking without everything. It just jumps in
Speaker 1: my arms. I'm carrying him around the stage, but you know,
Speaker 1: we he knows I'm not gonna drop him. We have
Speaker 1: a fucking built some rapport. He's at the draft and
Speaker 1: he went up to ask Goodell a question. I think
Speaker 1: it's on Brad's Instagram, and he asked a question about
Speaker 1: the push push and he's like, if you're gonna get
Speaker 1: rid of that, maybe there's a thing where they throw
Speaker 1: a little person over the goal line instead. And that
Speaker 1: clip kind of popped off and Goodell you see him
Speaker 1: like laughing really hard and and you know, being a
Speaker 1: good sport about it. And then I told Brad to
Speaker 1: go watching Goodell walk over to you and shake your hand.
Speaker 1: And it was like, I don't know if it was
Speaker 1: his first time around a dwarf before, but I did
Speaker 1: the same thing when I first met Brad. I was like,
Speaker 1: can I pet you?
Speaker 6: Like?
Speaker 1: Do you have all your shots? Like it's like a pitpole.
Speaker 1: You're like, what's the fucking protocol here? So you see
Speaker 1: Goodell walk over being like and Goodell wants to hug him,
Speaker 1: but he's like, is it rude if I bend down
Speaker 1: and hug him? So he just kind of puts his
Speaker 1: hands on his shoulders, like he's his dad at a
Speaker 1: t ball fucking you know, banquet, and he's like rubbing
Speaker 1: his shoulders and then you see him get a little
Speaker 1: Joe Biden.
Speaker 3: He's he's like, maybe I shouldn't do that.
Speaker 1: He's actually smell his head and then you can see
Speaker 1: Goodell want to pick Brad up. Here we go, yeah,
Speaker 1: this is it. See the handshakes weird. But if you
Speaker 1: play the video out, like given that woman's like, what
Speaker 1: is he about to do?
Speaker 3: We're about to have to put out some statements tomorrow.
Speaker 1: And Goodell is like right behind Brad and he almost
Speaker 1: picked him up, but then also almost hug him weird,
Speaker 1: And I was like, dude, if he.
Speaker 2: Would have picked him up, that would have been fun.
Speaker 1: Brad's gotten picked up before by a guy that wanted
Speaker 1: to like lion king him and dropped him. Actually he
Speaker 1: had a show, god, and he had severe like backashes
Speaker 1: for a while. He's good now, but that's one thing
Speaker 1: Brad says is like, don't fucking pick me up. But yeah, dude,
Speaker 1: I think Goodell is I think Goodell knows what he's doing.
Speaker 1: He's look, the game has never been better, right, So
Speaker 1: he's doing something right.
Speaker 4: Honestly, it's funny you bring or Brad brought that up because, uh,
Speaker 4: former Texas tech coach Mike Leech actually rumored to have
Speaker 4: proposed to play like that.
Speaker 1: Oh really, yeah, my minjels.
Speaker 2: We were looking at that last week.
Speaker 1: Don't you love a good YouTube title? Goodell wipes booger
Speaker 1: on handicap girl. I mean, I can't click fast enough.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. It's almost like when you see, like
Speaker 1: there was a video I side that said gorilla has
Speaker 1: had enough and it's a video of a gorilla at
Speaker 1: the fucking zoo and a kid's tapping on the glass
Speaker 1: and then the gorilla just fire us one off. Like
Speaker 1: and by the way, there was a time I remember
Speaker 1: going to the zoo where there was no glass, so
Speaker 1: like there's and this was in the first gorilla to
Speaker 1: fucking shoot off a load into the stains, like you know,
Speaker 1: there's a kid walking around with an eyepatch being like
Speaker 1: I remember it was my birthday. It was nineteen eighty six,
Speaker 1: and I was, you know, prodd and fucking you know, uh,
Speaker 1: Tim Tebow Junior or whoever the gorilla was, and and
Speaker 1: the gorilla I was on team Gorilla when the kid
Speaker 1: was like poking on the glass. And then when the
Speaker 1: gorilla woke up and just was like, ah, from his nap,
Speaker 1: I'm like, now I'm team kid because I've been woking
Speaker 1: up from naps.
Speaker 3: But I was never like mom, I said twenty minutes,
Speaker 3: you know, and shot one off.
Speaker 1: But the craziest part about the video is the fucking
Speaker 1: by the way, the most come I've ever seen out
Speaker 1: of anything, hits the fucking screen and the kid doesn't
Speaker 1: even flinch.
Speaker 2: Guy's got nerves is almost just like that steel.
Speaker 1: Nerves of steel might put him in some sort of
Speaker 1: a like I don't know, like a UFC like ring
Speaker 1: or he just or you get a je in the veins,
Speaker 1: or you got a serial killer.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but he checked.
Speaker 3: Who won the Super Bowl this year?
Speaker 2: Ravens Black couple. That was when the lights went out
Speaker 2: in New Orleans. Cool.
Speaker 3: That was a good ball break down this game.
Speaker 2: We'll get into this game real fast.
Speaker 4: The first half can be summed up with eight eight
Speaker 4: straight punts to start this.
Speaker 1: Game on Seattle.
Speaker 4: Yeah, if you got the over year on suicide Watch
Speaker 4: and eight sacks of Aaron Rodgers. The defense was getting
Speaker 4: to them all night. Chris Clemens four sat first half, Irving.
Speaker 3: Had two sacks.
Speaker 1: And this was the frustrating part about having Russ as
Speaker 1: a QB is like he was just so but again
Speaker 1: first year, right, this is a rookie numbers.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but he it just.
Speaker 1: Was like there were a lot of a lot of
Speaker 1: three announced.
Speaker 2: You watched him though, he was he was springy.
Speaker 3: I loved him. He gets a run here. This is
Speaker 3: when he was young.
Speaker 1: Dougie Baldwin told me once that, you know, he and
Speaker 1: Russ obviously had an amazing connection. I think in Doug's
Speaker 1: last few years, right, they said some I think offensive
Speaker 1: record for most tds and and then I think Russ
Speaker 1: might have.
Speaker 3: Passed it with Tyler Lockett.
Speaker 1: But but he was like it was a little crazy
Speaker 1: at times because Russ would scramble so much much that
Speaker 1: the prey and extend plays. But Doug's like, dude, my
Speaker 1: career was on the line every game because like I'm
Speaker 1: dialed in, I'm trying to make a play, I'm scrambling.
Speaker 1: But He's like, I didn't know if like somebody was
Speaker 1: gonna just come out of nowhere and blast and take
Speaker 1: me take me out. So like you see a lot
Speaker 1: of these great plays they made, but He's like, you know,
Speaker 1: there's certain times you're like, can I just run the
Speaker 1: fucking route? Maybe you hit me there, you know.
Speaker 4: Yeah, four hundred and thirty six completions between those guys,
Speaker 4: fourth most of any QB receiver duo.
Speaker 1: I mean, you can't sleep on that.
Speaker 4: So in the second half seven to nothing at the half,
Speaker 4: Green Bay gets two field goals, a touchdown up they
Speaker 4: are up twelve seven. That takes us to the final
Speaker 4: play that we all know. The sequence is fourth and
Speaker 4: ten eight seconds left. Seattle has the ball in the
Speaker 4: Green Bay twenty four. Russ drops back to the forty,
Speaker 4: lets it fly. The ball is pretty much intercepted by M. D. Jennings,
Speaker 4: but there's a scrumb on the ground. He's grabbing for it.
Speaker 4: All that one reft signals touchback, the other signals touchdown.
Speaker 4: Call in the fields touchdown. They go out review this
Speaker 4: thing for like fifteen minutes. Ya on the field, I remember,
Speaker 4: no one knows what the heck is going on? Fuck
Speaker 4: are we doing? Disorganized as they come ultimately national football
Speaker 4: in the field stands.
Speaker 2: People out there love it. In corporation, we got fucking
Speaker 2: high school teachers as they're fucking.
Speaker 1: Refs yeah, I'll never forget to love. He was loving
Speaker 1: it and it ends up for I can't believe they
Speaker 1: kept it. It's crazy, how'd they keep it?
Speaker 3: Wait? So Packers won.
Speaker 1: I think I saw in the last statue you said
Speaker 1: they won the next nine to ten. What did we
Speaker 1: do after this? You guys beat us this year. This
Speaker 1: is when you mad Bro came, said you mad Bro
Speaker 1: to Tom. That was fun when we went out there.
Speaker 1: Everybody loved that.
Speaker 2: This is when you guys got your swagger. It is
Speaker 2: this is this is honestly a great game to go over.
Speaker 2: A Week six was the U mad Bro game. Only
Speaker 2: two weeks later you got hot. The end of the season.
Speaker 5: Week twelve on won all those This is where we
Speaker 5: got in between that.
Speaker 1: This is when we lost to Atlanta in the division round,
Speaker 1: which when we were up I don't know if you
Speaker 1: remember that we were up late. Uh Marshawn touchdown to
Speaker 1: go up too and then literally to Matt Ryan. It
Speaker 1: was I think there was thirty eight seconds left, maybe less,
Speaker 1: and it was like all they have to do is
Speaker 1: get two big plays, just stop stop a big play
Speaker 1: and back to back and then they kicked.
Speaker 2: The field goal as time expired.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but we went to the World the next year.
Speaker 3: But it's like, I think we would have gone that year.
Speaker 2: If we want to know, who do you watch these
Speaker 2: games with? Is there do you? Is there like a
Speaker 2: Seattle celebrity group? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I mean Joe McHale uh is a big Hawks fan.
Speaker 1: Rain Wilson Isn't Will.
Speaker 2: Ferrell like him? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I think because he's a Pete Carroll guy. He was
Speaker 1: a big Peak guy, went to s C as well.
Speaker 1: And I think Will's got some family in Seattle, you know,
Speaker 1: all the athletes and ship.
Speaker 2: Because you're touring a bunch, are you just watching it?
Speaker 1: Usually I'm usually on the road for for the season,
Speaker 1: although this year now that I've gotten you know, Sam Donald,
Speaker 1: Mark Sanchez and I used to have a podcast called
Speaker 1: Fourth and Forever. It was under the you know all
Speaker 1: the Smoke that Jackson.
Speaker 5: We saw the set of that when you did All
Speaker 5: the Smoke over in Santa Monica.
Speaker 1: Yes, so we our set was across from THEIRS and
Speaker 1: they were short time Sports was trying to have Mark
Speaker 1: and I be the football All the Smoke and it
Speaker 1: was awesome and we you know, I got us Chris
Speaker 1: out of the gate and then it was going to
Speaker 1: be you know, and then we had you know, we
Speaker 1: went to the Super Bowl and I had Jason Kelce
Speaker 1: and and uh Deshaun Watson and fucking uh uh and
Speaker 1: then he had to leave early to go get him,
Speaker 1: and then uh and no and then uh and then
Speaker 1: we got Miles Teller before Top Gun was supposed to
Speaker 1: come out before COVID. So Mark was pulling people. I
Speaker 1: was going to get all these big comedians. It was
Speaker 1: going to be a real I mean, it was awesome
Speaker 1: to the Mark and I hit it off right out
Speaker 1: of the gate, both se guys, both just I was
Speaker 1: making him looser because like I'm sitting down with the
Speaker 1: athletes and like busting balls and immediately kind of like
Speaker 1: making them feel like, oh, this isn't going to be
Speaker 1: a normal interview like you normally do. It made Mark
Speaker 1: more comfy. Mark's X's nose, my eyes and ears of
Speaker 1: the of the fans, but also you know, trying to
Speaker 1: come in with some decent questions. And then ultimately Short
Speaker 1: Time Sports was like, we just want x' his nose,
Speaker 1: So they kicked me off and had Mark to it.
Speaker 1: I wish I still had this drunken voicemailing Mark being like,
Speaker 1: I'm not doing it without you, man. But he was
Speaker 1: just getting his broadcast career going, and I was like, bro,
Speaker 1: you gotta do what's best for you. And so he
Speaker 1: did a bunch of one on one interviews and was
Speaker 1: still fine. It wasn't as fun, but but he's the
Speaker 1: fucking man's I love like a brother. He's and he's
Speaker 1: so good and he's just going to continue to get better.
Speaker 1: But he uh he uh. I called him Dominic from
Speaker 1: his flow is incredible.
Speaker 4: Call him dominant, the first guy to do flow, the
Speaker 4: first guy in the booth with a Mann total.
Speaker 3: He reminds me of kindergarten cop, the bad dad.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Dominic the hair.
Speaker 2: What was the guy?
Speaker 1: Bro? Yeah he has he always took like this close mount. Yeah, dude,
Speaker 1: that's a great movie.
Speaker 2: That's a great movie.
Speaker 1: Maybe Schwarzenegger's not as Oh there it is, dude. That's
Speaker 1: Mark Sanchez.
Speaker 2: I'm telling you.
Speaker 1: Is that to say it's I mean, that's maybe postop
Speaker 1: from the surgery, but yeah, that's good bluff. If Mark
Speaker 1: wents to transition, that is yeah, that is uh yeah,
Speaker 1: that's Mark.
Speaker 2: That's Yeahi's funny.
Speaker 3: He's the man.
Speaker 1: Sanchise what a great nickname.
Speaker 2: Too really is off the tongue.
Speaker 1: Wait but uh but but uh but Sammy Darnold uh
Speaker 1: is now our QB. And I met Sam, fired up Sam.
Speaker 1: I just went home to Seattle and took Sam and
Speaker 1: his girl out to lunch. It was their first day
Speaker 1: in Seattle, and we're going to this place and I go, oh,
Speaker 1: this is your mall now, and I go, this is
Speaker 1: your area and there I'm fired up. Dude, He's I
Speaker 1: think he's locked the fuck in, he's pumped. I think
Speaker 1: like he's got a lot of great weapons. I think
Speaker 1: having a young coach like McDonald is is uh is great,
Speaker 1: and it being Mike's second year is huge. Yeah, you know,
Speaker 1: I U McDonald came out and saw Shane Gillis and
Speaker 1: I at the arena in Seattle, and it was awesome
Speaker 1: and getting just like talking. Shane's a big football guy,
Speaker 1: so we're all like, you know, beefing it up and
Speaker 1: and just seeing him be like one. So he just
Speaker 1: was like I, you know, and we just missed the
Speaker 1: playoffs and he was so fucking like bummed about it.
Speaker 1: But I'm like, dude, Mike, you came in and kept
Speaker 1: things moving, Dude, you took over like an era of
Speaker 1: football and repete and there was really no drop off,
Speaker 1: so you have to hanger out on that. And he
Speaker 1: was he was like, oh, thanks, thanks man, And you know,
Speaker 1: it's so sweet about him, Like, yeah, dude, you probably
Speaker 1: are so in your head and you want to like
Speaker 1: crush it for the fans, but like you kept it
Speaker 1: moving in the right direction and next year is only
Speaker 1: going to be better because it's actually now he's going
Speaker 1: in with a full and so for him and Sanity
Speaker 1: going in like together like this, I think is pretty great.
Speaker 2: One thousand Milroe from Alabama. That's awesome too. They say
Speaker 2: you're gonna get him eight to six plays a game.
Speaker 3: Bro, they crushed the drift. I don't know, man, we
Speaker 3: have an your favorite pick in the draft from them.
Speaker 1: I mean, Grey's able, like the fact that he's like
Speaker 1: I'm about to fuck a bugget a bush lad or
Speaker 1: whatever he said, Like he he came out of the
Speaker 1: gate and he was just we needed a line help.
Speaker 3: I think that's huge.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's always good to get a big boys need
Speaker 1: some protection. Technic, you got to protect the quarterback.
Speaker 4: Yeah, just to put a quick bow on this game. Yeah,
Speaker 4: Seattle won fourteen twelve. The outcry afterwards was insane, got
Speaker 4: the the quick reinstatement. This thing came to an end quickly.
Speaker 4: Thursday night football Jeans Boys. Twitter went nuts and a
Speaker 4: quick quick one from from referee Wayne Elliott. There was
Speaker 4: also a talk that it should have been past interference.
Speaker 4: They also used a rule, the simultaneous catchule that didn't
Speaker 4: really apply, and he famously said I learned the rule
Speaker 4: by screwing up the rules. So I feel like that
Speaker 4: was that could be applied to a lot in life.
Speaker 1: But yeah, Gloey Kardashian bad replace Yeah, you know it's bad.
Speaker 2: When Chloe car.
Speaker 1: Chloe takes out the phone to oh man, this is
Speaker 1: Chloe and her Heyday too, hey Day.
Speaker 3: Just all yeah, it's all up in it.
Speaker 4: Wow. A little moment in Twitter history. T J Lang
Speaker 4: alignment for the Packers said, FuG it NFL, find me
Speaker 4: and use the money to pay the regular refs. A
Speaker 4: little piece of history that was the most retweeted tweet
Speaker 4: at the time.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 1: Troy Apeman and look at him just being like these
Speaker 1: games are a joke. Just wearing hard on the sleeve.
Speaker 2: Stores from the top rope made oh my God.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was wild. I mean they figured it out though.
Speaker 1: I mean, look, if it wasn't this game, in this
Speaker 1: play would have been something else.
Speaker 2: Dude. This is basically what got the refs paid. So
Speaker 2: this is a fucking historical game.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so you're welcome.
Speaker 3: This is what.
Speaker 2: So the moment that sticks out the most of you
Speaker 2: is clearly the twenty four year ard, the twenty four
Speaker 2: yard hail Mary.
Speaker 1: Yeah, d the fail mary as they call, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean it will be. Look what's great is that
Speaker 1: there are this definitely I think started the hastleback. We're
Speaker 1: calling heads and we're taking the ball that I mean, bro,
Speaker 1: we're gonna win.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: That's like it's like being last at the gang bang
Speaker 1: and being like, but she's going home with me, fellas
Speaker 1: and you're like, all right, your last though, dude, you
Speaker 1: got and there's six black guys in front of you.
Speaker 1: I think you're the odds are not in your favor,
Speaker 1: so you know, but yeah, for the gang I believe. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but you gotta believe is the moral of that sort.
Speaker 3: So gotta believe.
Speaker 1: But uh, but that started the rivalry and this just
Speaker 1: took it up a notch.
Speaker 2: Yeah, let's score the game. Then we got to name
Speaker 2: the game first, Adam. So it's the fail Mary.
Speaker 1: Right, inaccurate, the immaculate inception. I think they called it too, right,
Speaker 1: the inaccurate reception. Yeah, but I heard the immaculate inception.
Speaker 1: Was that something else.
Speaker 2: That the immaculate reception is? It was from Steelers in
Speaker 2: the seventies.
Speaker 1: Jerry Bradshaw, Ok, yeah.
Speaker 2: Gotta be phail Mary in my mind, the fail Mary.
Speaker 2: It's the pail Marry game.
Speaker 4: Right.
Speaker 3: You can call it the tape Bait.
Speaker 1: I mean that's just rhymes. I don't know if that's
Speaker 1: a good title, but I like it.
Speaker 2: Though.
Speaker 1: People remember it as though a couple of players earlier,
Speaker 1: Russell's coming out party. This is pre Sierra. You call
Speaker 1: pre Sierra, Oh because this Russell you got?
Speaker 3: Yeah, you call pre Sierra.
Speaker 1: Russell's coming Out Party RCP, you know, because you know
Speaker 1: this is this definitely was like, Oh, this guy's whether
Speaker 1: or not the call went your way, I don't know.
Speaker 1: He escaped, he bombed out, he gave you a chance.
Speaker 2: Jesus loves him.
Speaker 3: Jesus loves him. How about Jesus loves you? This was?
Speaker 3: How about this game was? How about?
Speaker 1: This was this was Russell versus Christ? No, this was no,
Speaker 1: this was this is Christ coming up party.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 1: This was yeah, whatever, I'll email you something. You gotta pick,
Speaker 1: you gotta pick Russell versus Roger. No, oh yeah, Russ
Speaker 1: versus Roger.
Speaker 5: I don't want to like chime in, but it's got
Speaker 5: to be the fail Mary, right, Like that's like so
Speaker 5: like that's it's.
Speaker 3: A fail Mary film.
Speaker 2: It's a fail Mary. Score the game. Is this the
Speaker 2: greatest game of all time? Let's score it. Adam steaks
Speaker 2: zero to ten decimals.
Speaker 1: Okay, sticks were ten because you're talking about final game,
Speaker 1: final play of the game, So sticks are always high
Speaker 1: if there's you have a chance to win.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Week three regular season game, replacement refs.
Speaker 3: Take well, the rest were there.
Speaker 1: We thought the replacement reps would be their all season right,
Speaker 1: So but I think Game three, but I think it
Speaker 1: was rookie quarterbacks first TV debut in a season where
Speaker 1: I remember the hype around this team being like like hawks,
Speaker 1: like this fucking this is finally the year, and there
Speaker 1: was a lot of hype around Russ.
Speaker 3: ESPN.
Speaker 1: You're playing Rogers, you beat the pack, so stakes are hiding.
Speaker 1: You've got to give a ten on that for me?
Speaker 2: Regular season game? Do see that?
Speaker 6: It is?
Speaker 2: You know, Aaron Rodgers MVP of the year before playing
Speaker 2: against Russ new sexy kids, a bunch of new stars.
Speaker 2: Some go with the six wow six. We had super
Speaker 2: Bowls on here, man, We've had World Cup games, we
Speaker 2: had goddamn you know, threeries, WrestleMania on here. I can't
Speaker 2: be given a regular season week three game.
Speaker 1: We go to different olive gardens. You go to one
Speaker 1: of the valley I go to the one downtown next
Speaker 1: to the Magic Johnson Theaters.
Speaker 2: All right, uh, star power zero to ten? What was
Speaker 2: the star power of this game? People in the crowd,
Speaker 2: who was on the field? Coaches, Oh yeah, this is
Speaker 2: this star power is huge. You probably got Jay Buner there.
Speaker 2: You probably got Gary Payton.
Speaker 1: You got fucking Dave Matthews there, you got maybe Eddie
Speaker 1: Vedder's makes a stop by. You got Bill Gates, you know,
Speaker 1: Paul Allen. He's got all the fucking nerds up there,
Speaker 1: like everyone, you know, just everyone's up there. There's like, oh,
Speaker 1: you know, so it's dude, everyone's having a great time.
Speaker 1: Seattle Monday night, Thursday night games, Sunday night wow, dude,
Speaker 1: I mean it's the place is electric electric dude. I mean,
Speaker 1: you know, fucking Collinsworth is there or I don't know
Speaker 1: who was calling this game. Turco dude, he was always
Speaker 1: like he just he felt like he was like one
Speaker 1: fucking vodka soda away from just saying something you shouldn't I.
Speaker 2: Tell you what, But y'all, I'll tell you what. Man Like, dude,
Speaker 2: did you after this? So we were watching it, He goes,
Speaker 2: I don't know how this. I guess he came up
Speaker 2: with it. He goes, he comes down clearly.
Speaker 1: With the ball and they gave it to Golden Tate
Speaker 1: like he was so confused. Yeah, I mean it was yeah,
Speaker 1: great call, though, Power, I'd say, uh, every game, this
Speaker 1: one probably was at a seven.
Speaker 2: Seven Yeah, I would say seven is a good score.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's certain I mean there's a lot of there's
Speaker 1: a lot of really good football players on that field.
Speaker 3: Just what they weren't them yet?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 3: Start or star power for Oh? I thought you met
Speaker 3: like everyone?
Speaker 1: Yeah, general, Well, I mean, look, can you hire if
Speaker 1: it was put I mean, you have a lot of
Speaker 1: future stars, but I mean they I mean, dude, I
Speaker 1: mean every guy on our defense arguably was like the
Speaker 1: best at their position. They were really good, like leading
Speaker 1: a boom they gotta you know, uh I say night
Speaker 1: then hey, yeah sir.
Speaker 2: The gameplay of the game that you said, you like
Speaker 2: scoring games, in high scoring games, but the gameplay of
Speaker 2: this fourteen to thirteen.
Speaker 1: Game play was a little whack for me because it's
Speaker 1: a no for me dog, but it h.
Speaker 3: Thirteen twelve twelve made them come out and do the
Speaker 3: extra point.
Speaker 2: You can't weird.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this was like a little league score like where
Speaker 1: like the dad's are getting sucked up in the stands,
Speaker 1: like there's a parent fight. At some point they're like
Speaker 1: it was nine to nothing and they're like just call
Speaker 1: the game.
Speaker 3: But like one of the moms was.
Speaker 1: Like, my son's been practicing all week and she was like,
Speaker 1: you know, on the committee to get like new jerseys.
Speaker 1: So like they kept going, so uh I think came
Speaker 1: and they came back. Gameplay was again Russ, this was
Speaker 1: not his best game so offensively, the you know, the
Speaker 1: performance was was lacking something. I'd say gameplay was six
Speaker 1: six There was.
Speaker 2: A last second play to win the game. Honestly for me, Yeah,
Speaker 2: but but I'm gonna go six point nine.
Speaker 1: Wasn't a queen cut win, you know, like nobody.
Speaker 2: But there was also really good defense to play that
Speaker 2: defensive line for.
Speaker 1: Both teams defensive battle.
Speaker 2: You're right, full Russian judge three nine. Geez, what was
Speaker 2: I doing right? I'm sorry, guys, I forgot I scored
Speaker 2: the wow And then lastly we score the name of
Speaker 2: the game.
Speaker 1: Guy says I when a Russian judge then does a
Speaker 1: fucking Magiano's wain, I just I went full rushing Mama
Speaker 1: me over here.
Speaker 4: Thanks a lot, Detroit, God, Myron, I never do three nines, Jesus,
Speaker 4: Come on, how we.
Speaker 2: Score the name of the game, the fail Mary, and
Speaker 2: how this is culturally? I mean this, this game is remembered. Yeah,
Speaker 2: we're talking about this.
Speaker 1: People remember the Titans, then remember this, you know, and not.
Speaker 2: Talking about crying in the movie bro strong side lef.
Speaker 2: You know how many times I cry every time I
Speaker 2: see that? How many there's many times I watch it? Yeah,
Speaker 2: I know he gets you every time they do that.
Speaker 1: I mean, and when they're in and when they go
Speaker 1: visit him in the hospital and he's like, go out
Speaker 1: there and win it for me, and then they cut
Speaker 1: to him he's watching the game when the Little TV
Speaker 1: and that movie is wild. Also Denzel just I mean,
Speaker 1: you know, incredible. I was about to do a Denzel
Speaker 1: but I don't have it. I mean called j Ferrell. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that movie's great. Who's the actor that plays the other
Speaker 1: coach that has to step aside was coaching? Like oh yeah,
Speaker 1: gone in sixty seconds. Yeah, he's just great character actor.
Speaker 1: And then not Haley Joel Osmont but yeah to date
Speaker 1: her Ryan Goslings in that movie Will Will Patty who dude?
Speaker 1: Gossling is like when like you ever see Angels in
Speaker 1: the Outfield? Yeah, Adrian Brody and McConaughey are just chilling
Speaker 1: in the outfield.
Speaker 4: I saw that too. Actually I forgot Brodie. I remember McConaughey, geez.
Speaker 2: I saw I saw. I always watch McConaughey interviews and
Speaker 2: I remember him referencing it once.
Speaker 1: So he uh, there's probably on YouTube. I did this
Speaker 1: short lived podcast with Chuckledell. Buddy mine was putting together
Speaker 1: for me, and he was like, I think you bet
Speaker 1: you did the show with Mark. I think you beat
Speaker 1: Chuck's new on the mic. So I was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: fuck it, let's try it out. We did about ten apps,
Speaker 1: but we got to do mcconaughe over Zoom. I mean,
Speaker 1: I just ran the show because I'm just like, you know,
Speaker 1: and Chuck was just you.
Speaker 3: Know, was there.
Speaker 2: It was it did you you have you ever played?
Speaker 1: Take a game here? And so I was like, Chuck,
Speaker 1: I got this Matt when you were doing Daze and confused.
Speaker 3: Chuck is the fucking man. And by the way, and
Speaker 3: he got him on the show.
Speaker 1: He was here like he's the nicest guy I think
Speaker 1: I've ever met. He's a big teddy bear. He fucking
Speaker 1: I ran to him in the street walking up to
Speaker 1: the laugh Factory one night and he fucking I mean
Speaker 1: snapped my back in nine places, and uh, it's just
Speaker 1: the sweetest guy.
Speaker 3: And he got I will say this, he got so.
Speaker 1: Comfy on the mic that I was really bummed it ended,
Speaker 1: because when we would do episodes just he and I,
Speaker 1: it was as loose as we're talking now. Anyway, Great dude,
Speaker 1: But McConaughey told a great story about angels in the outfield.
Speaker 3: Quick other McConaughey Tangent.
Speaker 1: We just did a Doctor Phil live in Austin at
Speaker 1: this place called Bass Concert Hall, which is on you
Speaker 1: Tea's campus. Twenty five hundred set theater sold out. I'm
Speaker 1: doing the meet and greet. My wife comes up and goes,
Speaker 1: I thinkccnaughey was here. I go, shut the fuck up.
Speaker 1: She's like yeah. And then the woman who was like yeah,
Speaker 1: he comes to hear a lot for you t stuff,
Speaker 1: but like he was here with his family. Apparently he's
Speaker 1: a fan and wanted to see the show. And I
Speaker 1: was like, fucking so im meeily h him up on Instagram.
Speaker 1: Nothing back, but he uh oh man, dude. But I'm like, oh, dude,
Speaker 1: what a my favorite actors.
Speaker 2: He's a great He's a guy you want to hang
Speaker 2: out with one thousand and he and he plays that
Speaker 2: character in every movie.
Speaker 3: You want to have to keep it with him. You
Speaker 3: also want to, like, you know, they.
Speaker 2: Want to smoke pot and just pick his brain.
Speaker 3: Bro. I want to get so high with him and
Speaker 3: be like and at some point he'll just be.
Speaker 1: You know, the same guy who wrote the Gummy Bears
Speaker 1: theme song also wrote the movie that Departed, and you're
Speaker 1: likely what he's like, just kidding made your look You
Speaker 1: just seen your fucking face? Man, You really think the
Speaker 1: Gummy Bears guy wrote the depart You know, but he's
Speaker 1: that cool that you're like you as you want to
Speaker 1: believe everything he did.
Speaker 5: You know the director of Tar invented Big League two,
Speaker 5: the movie with Kate Lanchett.
Speaker 2: That's true, dude, I feel fun facts.
Speaker 3: You're not to get a segment called just fun like
Speaker 3: call it?
Speaker 1: Do there? It is.
Speaker 5: Jeweles facts, the name of the game, the name, cultural
Speaker 5: relevance of this game.
Speaker 2: Ten ten.
Speaker 1: Probably they they got new reps. I would say it.
Speaker 1: I would say it. Nine, yes, dude, it literally fucking
Speaker 1: prices right eight point seven?
Speaker 2: Shout out grind?
Speaker 3: Where is it?
Speaker 1: Where does it rank on our list of games that
Speaker 1: we call him? Baby?
Speaker 2: Six point nine nine? Okay, cool? So six point nine
Speaker 2: to nine put.
Speaker 1: Somewhere the frappro is pumping his fist.
Speaker 8: Six point nine nine so close ties it with for
Speaker 8: sixty fifth, Age twenty one, Field Welcome twenty one thirty one,
Speaker 8: Game nineteen ninety five, Game one twenty two. Angels versus Oils,
Speaker 8: also known as the It's the cal Ripkin iron Man.
Speaker 2: Yeah, black, Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 1: Well Cowboys Seahawks sixty four when that was when Romo
Speaker 1: fumbled the ball?
Speaker 2: Right, that's right?
Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, we did games man Colin.
Speaker 2: Coward, Yeah, Seattle Gay Coward. Do you remember this game
Speaker 2: the week twelve, same season Seahawks? Is this the same
Speaker 2: season Seahawks and Cardinals?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it was like a nine to six game
Speaker 1: or something.
Speaker 2: It was like fifty five to nothing.
Speaker 3: Oh that one?
Speaker 1: Oh Balmer Cardinals?
Speaker 3: Right, yeah, but he was out. I think he was heard.
Speaker 3: They had like the backup to back up.
Speaker 2: Who's Wormburger did that when he was on the Cardinals? Wow? Yeah,
Speaker 2: he said it was the worst game of all time.
Speaker 2: Cool and din we miss anything from this game? No?
Speaker 3: Did we cover it all? Dude, we covered it all.
Speaker 1: Adam Raycomedy dot Com for my tour day it's doctor Philive.
Speaker 3: We got about eight left.
Speaker 1: Casey, Indy, Reno, Atlantic City, Cape Cod Cape Cottam.
Speaker 3: I have to go to that come out.
Speaker 1: What's that date we're doing the that whatever festival?
Speaker 2: Figure?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, August sixth. Well you don't come out and
Speaker 1: run it back. Let's let's figure that out.
Speaker 3: Definitely.
Speaker 2: You guys got to go check out these live shows.
Speaker 2: They're fucking fun.
Speaker 3: Had a good time.
Speaker 2: They're super engaging with the crowd. It's not just like
Speaker 2: you're going to watch something you're like involved in something
Speaker 2: when you're at the show. It was a really cool
Speaker 2: thing and I enjoyed doing it.
Speaker 3: Man, you ripped it en.
Speaker 1: I mean we what's so cool about that is that
Speaker 1: uh and I and people went nuts when you came
Speaker 1: out to I mean that was extra special. I mean
Speaker 1: we had Matt Riyf and Camp Patterson, but do they
Speaker 1: the place the roof blowf when he came out and
Speaker 1: have that hype video for you. We've done that for
Speaker 1: a few other people. We did it for you know,
Speaker 1: Tom Lennon from reen rym on one and Austin and
Speaker 1: we did for Chevy Chase in Chicago and and Adam
Speaker 1: Devine in San Francisco and and it's just like a
Speaker 1: cool way to jelly Roll did it in Nashville.
Speaker 3: It was he was a surprise.
Speaker 1: But but you obviously being such a hometown hero for for.
Speaker 3: People there was wild And then you were so fun
Speaker 3: to play with.
Speaker 1: If you're down to clown dude, that's again like we've
Speaker 1: only ever had a few people that come on and
Speaker 1: just kind of clam up and and I have to
Speaker 1: drive the ship a little bit more. But like you were,
Speaker 1: like you jumped in and we'd only chatted briefly at
Speaker 1: the Super Bowl, So that was pretty cool, man, It
Speaker 1: was fun.
Speaker 3: I mean, just go.
Speaker 2: You gotta play the hits, yeah, dude, you just gotta
Speaker 2: play the hits, tell the stories they want to hear.
Speaker 3: No, but yeah, but we did. No, but not even though,
Speaker 3: I mean you did a little bit. But it was,
Speaker 3: it was.
Speaker 1: It was awesome. It was and you're right. Involving the
Speaker 1: crowd is a big part of the show.
Speaker 3: Dude.
Speaker 2: You gotta break that fourth wall. No, I've got to
Speaker 2: meet a few times. It's been awesome. Everyone go out
Speaker 2: and follow Adam Ray on all the social platforms at
Speaker 2: Adam Ray Comedy.
Speaker 1: Uh, go check out his shows. He's fucking awesome. Big
Speaker 1: stand up tour two right now. I mean it's the
Speaker 1: phil shows. There's maybe eight left and then we're done.
Speaker 1: And then huge stand up tour in the fall, and
Speaker 1: uh probably about thirty dates throughout the rest of the year.
Speaker 2: But yeah, thanks for coming bro this rule. Dude, appreciate it. Man,
Speaker 2: that was awesome. He's great.
Speaker 5: I mean, Seattle, being a Seattle fan, but then also
Speaker 5: going to USC and then you could ride that Peek
Speaker 5: Carroll train for a decade is awesome.
Speaker 2: Yeah, It's time for a little game we called we
Speaker 2: called jack asks. It's time for a little game we
Speaker 2: call jack asks.
Speaker 5: Why'd you determined to like really pronunciate that correctly this time?
Speaker 2: Well, I just because I misread it and you know,
Speaker 2: I'm terrible with the prompter. Nailed it, bro, nailed it. Jackass.
Speaker 2: It's a real Jay Leno type type beat title. It's
Speaker 2: kind of like Jackass. Yeah, how fucking great was that show?
Speaker 3: Oh my god?
Speaker 2: Bro we man, what is this Jackass?
Speaker 3: What is this jack I like Party min Party Boy.
Speaker 5: Oh, Chris Panias is awesome. I still think we should
Speaker 5: remake Wild.
Speaker 2: Boys with you and Rob. But those guys are crazy.
Speaker 3: They got to throw up every episode, just like them.
Speaker 3: No man.
Speaker 2: I remember when Steve O for the first time on
Speaker 2: MTV swallowed that goldfish and he threw it up like
Speaker 2: pull a trigger.
Speaker 3: I was like, oh my god. And then like the
Speaker 3: carts bad. I mean, I loved those guys.
Speaker 2: That was That's the only reality TV I really watched
Speaker 2: was like Jackass and like some of those old like
Speaker 2: Real World, Oh yeah, yeah, the best baby, And if
Speaker 2: you were recreating that in You're cul de sac, what
Speaker 2: are you doing?
Speaker 3: Oh my God, we were so stupid.
Speaker 1: You never go full jackass, like you jump into But
Speaker 1: those guys are doing like thirty mile an hour carts
Speaker 1: into a.
Speaker 2: Bush, which like you get hurt, like get stitches and ship. Yeah,
Speaker 2: they have a lot of broken bones. Imagine Ifny Knoxville,
Speaker 2: how about him making it a career. He's still out
Speaker 2: in the still acting. I just saw him in the
Speaker 2: studio the other day. Oh yeah, he's awesome.
Speaker 3: Mat Yeah, beast.
Speaker 2: You know what those all those guys. I mean, BAM's
Speaker 2: kind of been up and down, but I loved his
Speaker 2: show and his.
Speaker 3: Dad and that whole time.
Speaker 4: That's if you treated Frank like Bam treated his dad
Speaker 4: and mom Phil.
Speaker 2: Phil in uh whatever name and uncle Vito. I know
Speaker 2: you think Frank would have any I do stuff like that.
Speaker 2: But my dad, like he was nimble and like could
Speaker 2: get me. Phil wasn't easy talking. Frank could catch you one.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Anyway, But at that time in my life, my dad
Speaker 2: was my dad was still young. Oh true, he was
Speaker 2: twenty years ago. My dad was thirty eight forty or something.
Speaker 2: What is he fifties? My dad sixty four, sixty five
Speaker 2: twenty years ago, he's forty five that's like twenty years
Speaker 2: of prime.
Speaker 5: Like Man, one more thing on Jackass, something is lost
Speaker 5: in the shuffle with Jackass. Spike Jones was heavily involved creatively,
Speaker 5: and Spike Jones is an insane actor, insane director. It's
Speaker 5: kind of you wouldn't think of him to be in
Speaker 5: that group, but he was legend. Bro, let's do the
Speaker 5: course this weeking.
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Speaker 4: Now, Jack asks, now we don't Jack thinking about fill
Speaker 4: in April Bro and bemargin April.
Speaker 2: Busting in there. I know it took me a minute
Speaker 2: busting in mom Bam was rolling around like a fucking
Speaker 2: Lamborghini and shiit in like Ohio or something or was they.
Speaker 4: Cincinnati like Pennsylvania like uh remember camp Kill outside.
Speaker 5: Of no c k y dude, those guys are nut
Speaker 5: because that was like Band's brother or something, DVD's baby,
Speaker 5: the DVD era.
Speaker 2: That's when I wouldn't VHS.
Speaker 1: You go get a skate tape.
Speaker 2: Watch the fucking dude, that's where all that ship was
Speaker 2: because on skate tape they'd have their fish eyes in
Speaker 2: between like their like tricks. They would be doing hell
Speaker 2: of crazy ship. I used to watch some of that ship.
Speaker 2: That's like where Robin Big was born. Yeah, anyways, what
Speaker 2: is Jack asked Jack?
Speaker 4: This is this is me putting my dog Jack on
Speaker 4: the lukewarm seat, the hot seat, not quite the lukewarm.
Speaker 2: We're talking the would you rather?
Speaker 4: We're talking the questions that make you think you gotta
Speaker 4: sit for a second.
Speaker 2: Oh shit, h what would I do in this situation? Hmm?
Speaker 2: These are the ones that people want. I know, Like
Speaker 2: if a hundred men got to fight a fucking silver
Speaker 2: Back guerrilla, I literally cut that question. Yeah, we had
Speaker 2: one hundred Julian Edelman's versus one gorilla.
Speaker 3: I don't know, bro.
Speaker 2: After I see the first Julian Edelman get his arms
Speaker 2: ripped out, it fucking decapitated, and then the girl.
Speaker 1: And they run, fucking what the fuck?
Speaker 2: You gotta you gotta have attack. You have to have
Speaker 2: a plan of attack for that, yes, Like it can't
Speaker 2: be just like every man for himself. You gotta go
Speaker 2: in waves. You gotta try to get eyeballs. You gotta
Speaker 2: have people like grabbing dick cooking every pressure point. If
Speaker 2: you're at something, you gotta pull air poke eyes. You
Speaker 2: may get an eye.
Speaker 3: Poke, but as soon as you answer, you're dead. So
Speaker 3: you got in.
Speaker 2: If you see eyes released, other guy go for eye Oh.
Speaker 3: I like that.
Speaker 2: He's always going for like all those. I don't know, man,
Speaker 2: those I thought about it. We're fighting dirty, babe, I say.
Speaker 5: I mean, look at this point, just so you know,
Speaker 5: we're like a week and a half past this trend.
Speaker 3: I know, but I've been thinking about a lot.
Speaker 2: Well, if you want the wrong information, think you always.
Speaker 3: Think about the Roman Empire. It's fucking weird.
Speaker 2: The Roman Empire is your Roman Empire, slightly more topical.
Speaker 3: I mean, I think they probably did this in the
Speaker 3: Roman Empire.
Speaker 2: Although were they were they getting gorillas? I don't think
Speaker 2: they were getting gorillas then, bro, they were getting like
Speaker 2: alligators and shipped up to Rome. Yeah, but alligators are easy,
Speaker 2: that's that's North Africa. Crocodiles that's fucking yeah. But gorillas
Speaker 2: you gotta get like deep into Africa. Bro, Dude, I'm
Speaker 2: on chat cept you over here.
Speaker 5: They have rhinos r rhinos. I don't believe that. You
Speaker 5: just watch Gladiator too.
Speaker 3: What does it chat Gibt say.
Speaker 4: Physical comparison, silver back Gerrilla approximately four hundred pounds of muscle,
Speaker 4: can dead lift over eighteen hundred pounds.
Speaker 2: He got an equal NOTx membership Jesus Christ.
Speaker 4: Jesus uses like the straight has a bite force of
Speaker 4: thirteen hundred psi, thick skin, massive bones freak his strength.
Speaker 4: Julian Edelman, on the other hand, five ten eight accurate
Speaker 4: bite strength. Oh Man got to be at least a
Speaker 4: thousand ps I. I don't know his grip strength is good.
Speaker 4: I know that much elite agility that Chet. We did
Speaker 4: a tester bro We do grip strength. We do the
Speaker 4: grip strength. I know elite agility, toughness, and coordination in
Speaker 4: parentheses as.
Speaker 2: A football player in real life too. The what is chet?
Speaker 4: GBC said he is not trained for combat, and he
Speaker 4: is certainly not training eight strength animals one hundred verse
Speaker 4: one sure one hundreds a lot. But Julian is still
Speaker 4: a human with bones that break and no claws, no fangs.
Speaker 2: They if they swarm perfectly.
Speaker 4: The Julians might land some blows, but most it's likely
Speaker 4: not enough to overwhelm the gorilla many before many get incapacitated.
Speaker 4: The verdict, the gorilla wins in most realistic scenarios. Anyways,
Speaker 4: all right, ready, all right, are you ready to get
Speaker 4: on the hot seat?
Speaker 2: Jewels.
Speaker 4: My first question in this week's edition of Jack asks
Speaker 4: no burgers or no burritos for the rest of your life?
Speaker 3: Oh my, talk about it. I would you rather? That's tough?
Speaker 2: It ain't easy, brother, That's tough. You know what I
Speaker 2: do because I have Taco Tuesday every fucking Tuesday with
Speaker 2: my daughter. It's the same shit because she loves Taco
Speaker 2: Tuesday Tuesday. Sometimes I'll save a little in and out sauce.
Speaker 2: Oh and I'll make like a Burger taco with like
Speaker 2: American cheese and the Mexican or the Mexican flavored like
Speaker 2: ground turkey or whatever. Right, See, you could make burgers
Speaker 2: through the Mexican, so you're killing Burger. I might have
Speaker 2: to kill wow, the star Burger. Actually, I hear that
Speaker 2: you can scratch the Burger Itch. It's through other ship.
Speaker 2: Like if I get.
Speaker 5: Yeah, like that taco place down the street at Squaler,
Speaker 5: they've got that burger with the pickle in it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it gives burger.
Speaker 3: You know, it's and I you know, that's tough, bro.
Speaker 4: That's the kind of ingenuity and out of the box
Speaker 4: thinking that it's going to take to beat that gorilla.
Speaker 2: I like that. That's good answer, you know. While we're
Speaker 2: talking about burgers.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm happy that the small I love a smash burger,
Speaker 5: and I love the toppings that a smash burger. I
Speaker 5: love that we're getting a rejection of this. We're going
Speaker 5: back to thicker.
Speaker 2: Patties, have we.
Speaker 5: I've been out there's a few places that are like
Speaker 5: going back.
Speaker 2: You know. Actually I said I've been out of the
Speaker 2: burger game, but I went to Vancouver. I went to
Speaker 2: two burger joints forgot the name is pretty damn good.
Speaker 2: One was smashed, one was the other wins Tahoe sound
Speaker 2: like a Dutch gouost type place ride an inclined village,
Speaker 2: which is like an old burger joint. I used to
Speaker 2: go to a Menlo park. So if I went to
Speaker 2: another burger joint, like, I haven't been to the bougie
Speaker 2: like or the like hipster smash burger joint a minute
Speaker 2: or like the trendy this. Yeah, I don't know, man,
Speaker 2: I feel you. I'm going burrito. Let's do burritos.
Speaker 3: I like it.
Speaker 2: That's a I love burritos same like because you when
Speaker 2: you live when I lived in Boston, you can get
Speaker 2: a burger there you can't get burrito.
Speaker 3: And this is a great place.
Speaker 2: There's one place in Boston, what la No, Teresa's Market
Speaker 2: in brown that used to be in the gas station. Right, No,
Speaker 2: it's a different place there. I like Paliso's over in
Speaker 2: East Boston. Yeah. East Boston's got some spots. I especially
Speaker 2: make a burrito every time I order it in and
Speaker 2: they go su and the burrito I go every time. Yes,
Speaker 2: also in the brito call it the Juliet though that
Speaker 2: for the next question, is that a segway or what?
Speaker 4: Oh my goodness, gracious, I wrote these shout out baby Jules.
Speaker 4: If there was a Julian Edelman sandwich at a local deli,
Speaker 4: what would be on it?
Speaker 2: Whitefish, caper, capers, cream, chees No, it'd be it'd be
Speaker 2: pretty boring. But it's all in the bread. It's all
Speaker 2: on the bread, like Dutch crunch. It's either Dutch crunch
Speaker 2: or soured Oh. I like that a sour dough produced
Speaker 2: in the Bay Area, so I get a real sour dough.
Speaker 2: None of this bullshit other areas doesn't taste the same.
Speaker 2: None of this. My John needs to be tired by
Speaker 2: the time I'm done eating my fucking sandwich where I'm
Speaker 2: chewing it so much. Seriously, that's how you know you
Speaker 2: got good chewy ass, like sourdough or like a good
Speaker 2: Dutch crunch, because Dutch crunches got that sweet layer of
Speaker 2: bread on top, and that's why you get that tiger
Speaker 2: effect because they put the same doughe with the extra
Speaker 2: sugar it and they put it on top, and so
Speaker 2: it cracks at the top and it gets crunchy in
Speaker 2: but it's also a sweet bread. So I would start
Speaker 2: baseline either sour dough or Dutch crunch, but I would
Speaker 2: go French roll, probably French sour dough that like a
Speaker 2: boat in like they have really good ship.
Speaker 3: And then I'd probably go with lettuce, tomato.
Speaker 2: Pickle, onion, uh, banana pepper or peppercini like that, but
Speaker 2: dry peppercini. We're not gonna fucking soak the bread, right
Speaker 2: right right. I hate soggy bread. I hate it. Uh,
Speaker 2: and then lettuce, uh, mustard, mayonnaise, yellow mustards, lettuce, shreaded,
Speaker 2: shredded lettuce. Uh, I like it. I like an iceberg,
Speaker 2: crisp cold move like that. And I like a thin tomato.
Speaker 3: Like it.
Speaker 2: I don't need my tomato to be dripping its guts
Speaker 2: all over my goddamn sam.
Speaker 3: Just there for a hint.
Speaker 2: Tomato it salt pepper, Uh Ernie, that'd be the Ernie sandwich, Okay.
Speaker 3: And then I would either go with.
Speaker 2: Like a salclito turkey or some kind of turkey that
Speaker 2: has kind of like some kind of taste, or or
Speaker 2: they always have, like a salcelito turkey at like the
Speaker 2: Delis I go to, or like a I don't like
Speaker 2: pepper turkey. I like it, but I don't want I
Speaker 2: want like the one with like a casun or like
Speaker 2: a Mexican or some kind of spice. Fine folks at
Speaker 2: boards had make a nice salsaliedo.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: And then for cheese, I'm pretty I'm pretty low key
Speaker 2: with it, like I like a Havardi or like a
Speaker 2: pepper jack. I remember I dated this girl. She was
Speaker 2: from France. She goes, those aren't even cheeses, they have
Speaker 2: no taste yeah, take your breye alright, no, because it's
Speaker 2: like you know, Swiss cheese is distinct and right, you
Speaker 2: know what I mean.
Speaker 3: You gotta the salt taste.
Speaker 2: She it always say you gotta have the salt taste
Speaker 2: with it, but you should have put her on craft
Speaker 2: just a turkey sandwich. Yeahkey, but was red that's great.
Speaker 2: Or I love baloney, like yeah, like a I like
Speaker 2: a poor boy, like an American with like baloney, lettuce, tomato, pickle, onion, baloney,
Speaker 2: American cheese. It's gotta be American cheese, like a good
Speaker 2: German bolooney or something I like, or like I don't
Speaker 2: like moretdella because I don't like the fucking olives in
Speaker 2: there or the pistachios going on there. I like it. It
Speaker 2: does like for it takes my if I want a
Speaker 2: baloney taste, but I like that. My mom used to like, Oh,
Speaker 2: she likes like baloney sandwiches and ships so salt pepper.
Speaker 2: She was used to put no mustard mayonnaise for hers.
Speaker 2: I like mustard mayonnaise on mine, but you have to
Speaker 2: have the salt and pepper on the tomatoes.
Speaker 4: I used to I just used to go to it subway.
Speaker 4: They put it on like a round roll baloney.
Speaker 3: Yeah back in the dayper I didn't.
Speaker 2: Back in the day. Yeah, I likes this is the subway,
Speaker 2: like had the distinct smell. Yeah, it's good.
Speaker 4: Put that baby on a edge hot, right, baby, Brandy, Sammy,
Speaker 4: I like that.
Speaker 3: How about we?
Speaker 2: Uh we move on here? Jewels for another one.
Speaker 4: This is to let the people inside what you're doing
Speaker 4: to keep that body looking so tight.
Speaker 2: What is your fitness routine like in retirement?
Speaker 3: Squatted today?
Speaker 1: Hey, let's go.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I get up three three fe I go, I
Speaker 2: go three, I stay at three fifteen. I try to
Speaker 2: squat because if I squat at least once twice a week,
Speaker 2: everything else will fall in place. And then I just
Speaker 2: walk a lot. I'll play golf a lot, but I
Speaker 2: have to the squatting like makes me feel good. You
Speaker 2: can mask pain with strength, So put my teeth, my
Speaker 2: legs strong, like not stupidly strong, but like if you
Speaker 2: keep them strong. I'm usually feeling pretty decent, but I squat,
Speaker 2: I'll do like beach workout ship, I'll hit the abs nice.
Speaker 2: You know, over over our time as a professional athlete,
Speaker 2: you've done so many different fucking core workouts, so I
Speaker 2: can knock out a core workout off of like memory
Speaker 2: of one of my a whole string coaches that used
Speaker 2: to punish us with them. But like you could do,
Speaker 2: though I always do like some core, I'll do like.
Speaker 3: I can't do.
Speaker 2: I don't I can't bench or anything because my shoulders
Speaker 2: are fucked. So like I try to stay strong with
Speaker 2: using the dumbbells, and I don't like to get too
Speaker 2: too heavy with it because I don't want to get
Speaker 2: too bulky. But yeah, stout squat. I like the squat.
Speaker 2: I mean then also keeps your it keeps it keeps
Speaker 2: you young, you know. And I'll go out and run
Speaker 2: every once in a while if I you know, if
Speaker 2: I put my cleats on, I'll go run at Santa
Speaker 2: Monica Junior College Community College in the morning. I'll see
Speaker 2: like the kids playing, like the teams will be coming
Speaker 2: out soccer and stuff, shout out Steve Smith Senior. And
Speaker 2: but I'll go h I'll sneak over there once in
Speaker 2: a while and I'll put because I can't run without
Speaker 2: cleats because I have I have bad feet. I broke
Speaker 2: my feet, so I need like structured like strength when
Speaker 2: I'm like running or like working my feet. But when
Speaker 2: I go to my daughter's sock so I do that.
Speaker 2: I'll do some fuel work here and there every once
Speaker 2: in a while just to see if I can still
Speaker 2: do it, which I can't and it's very humbling.
Speaker 3: And then I walk a bunch.
Speaker 2: So I'll take my daughter to practice and like they'll
Speaker 2: go through the fundamentals and ship and that's like they'll
Speaker 2: start doing all those drills and it's like forty five minutes.
Speaker 2: So I'll go walk for one hour. I'll go straight
Speaker 2: to the beach and back, which is like eighteen blocks
Speaker 2: and there's like some inclines and stuff, and I'll like,
Speaker 2: you know, sometimes I'll do like I'll go up the
Speaker 2: hills backwards and like try to work my quads. I'll
Speaker 2: drop my ass and try to get my glutes.
Speaker 4: I love that people are walking by, like who the
Speaker 4: fuck is this idiot dre doing stuff like or like
Speaker 4: lunges and stuff.
Speaker 2: I'll fuck it, you know. If I feel like my
Speaker 2: legs I need something, I'll just start doing ship.
Speaker 4: Nobody knows better than you better. Yeah, that's tight about
Speaker 4: a little topical one here. All in the news right
Speaker 4: now with the draft just wrapping up. If you were
Speaker 4: Will Campbell, what would you do right now? Would be
Speaker 4: your first move?
Speaker 3: Will Campbell? I would Uh.
Speaker 2: I would try to get Dante Scarnekio's number, talk to him.
Speaker 2: I say, hey, coach Scar, I'll live and die and
Speaker 2: to protect Drake May. But I need to I need
Speaker 2: to know how. I need to know how. I want
Speaker 2: you to teach me the way I need. He needs
Speaker 2: to go find fucking Yoda.
Speaker 4: Which Scar is Yoda, and he needs to say mister
Speaker 4: Miyaki but same whatever, And he needs, you know, because
Speaker 4: if he has that opportunity, or just find you know,
Speaker 4: a coach in the team, Yeah Doug Marone or yeah,
Speaker 4: coach Maroon with blowney sandwiches, get a boney guy Josh
Speaker 4: and and really you know, watch some film.
Speaker 2: And and and and just work hard each day and
Speaker 2: and really take this as yours. This is your life.
Speaker 2: And you could see through his interviews that's how he's
Speaker 2: gonna treat it. But you know, I would find someone
Speaker 2: who knows who's seen guys uh in his position succeed
Speaker 2: and ask them how how can I what do I
Speaker 2: have to do? That's what I would do. Love that
Speaker 2: Logan Mankins is local Logan Logan Mankins. What I would do,
Speaker 2: I would call Logan or you don't. I don't think
Speaker 2: Logan carries a pham, but I'm sure you can get
Speaker 2: his address, and I guarantee if he go to his
Speaker 2: house at three forty five on a snowy day, he'll
Speaker 2: be He'll be outside shoveling his fucking his big ass yard.
Speaker 2: You should intern at Logan Mankins's farm. Yeah, that's that's
Speaker 2: what he should do. Grabbing lane at the YMC A
Speaker 2: next to Scar Lights over there, somewhere to go do
Speaker 2: the shootout because I know he loves shoot He's gonna
Speaker 2: be at the shoot He's gonna be at the shootout.
Speaker 2: One is going to have Campbell at the shootout. Guarantee, Guarante,
Speaker 2: guarantee that guarantee.
Speaker 5: He's like we talked about dudes, but sounds like he's
Speaker 5: plugged into the games with names Lark.
Speaker 3: I know he must he heard the light story.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's we love it. He followed us right away too,
Speaker 2: and finally.
Speaker 3: Jewles follow him right away.
Speaker 2: Of course. Okay, that's an identity pick man. Hey, he's
Speaker 2: what happened to you know, the Chargers. There's a bunch
Speaker 2: of sexy receivers out there to get for their beautiful quarterback.
Speaker 3: What'd they get? They got Joe Alton, they made the playoffs.
Speaker 2: Hey he's a weapon. He's a weapon, just like Harbaugh said. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's right.
Speaker 4: Since this is the chill Zone sponsored by our friends
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Speaker 4: to share a cold Corse light with?
Speaker 2: One person to share a cores light with? I think
Speaker 2: I would like to share a cores light with Tom Hardy. Wow,
Speaker 2: that's good.
Speaker 3: He's a cool dude.
Speaker 2: You watch Bronson yet, I haven't watched that.
Speaker 3: There's a new He's got a new movie.
Speaker 2: I see on Because when you live in Los Angeles
Speaker 2: for all the listeners, you know, I'm used to living
Speaker 2: in Boston and the billboards. I commuted to work, so
Speaker 2: you see the billboards. Billboards are all like local estaffs
Speaker 2: primate out here. You can see every when you're driving around.
Speaker 2: It's like every what movies out? What's this out? And
Speaker 2: it's crazy. It's crazy what your city's priorities are to.
Speaker 2: You know, the Jacoby and Myers. Jacobe Myers, he's always
Speaker 2: out here. They got insurance.
Speaker 7: Uh.
Speaker 2: Tom Hardy is a badass, Like I read up on
Speaker 2: that story where he like won a jiu jitsu thing.
Speaker 3: He's a very like the quotes you.
Speaker 2: Hear come out or from what at least I see.
Speaker 2: I don't know if it is or his quotes, but
Speaker 2: they say they are. He just seems like a cool
Speaker 2: dude that like is assault of the earth, simple man,
Speaker 2: does his craft and then like improves his his being
Speaker 2: at all times. And I want to know like the
Speaker 2: motivation of that. I think he'd be a great dude
Speaker 2: to have a course light with. I love that he's
Speaker 2: a talented dude. Watch Bronson, like seriously, like I know
Speaker 2: I need to. You'll fucking love that movie and been
Speaker 2: watching all this goddamn draft shit. It's fucking hard, all right.
Speaker 2: I think that's enough. That's enough.
Speaker 3: I love it.
Speaker 2: That was fun. And he's in Mobland right now.
Speaker 3: Mobland, but there's got to start.
Speaker 2: There's a new movie that he's coming out in, like
Speaker 2: a Netflix one I saw on the It's like Havoc, Havoc, Yeah,
Speaker 2: havoc cool. Yeah. I like his look, like when he
Speaker 2: when he gives you that fucking like crazy, fucking I
Speaker 2: want to kill you look.
Speaker 3: I like that look.
Speaker 1: That thing.
Speaker 2: He's got a cool look. Have you started Mobland yet?
Speaker 3: I haven't.
Speaker 2: We need to bro I I don't know.
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