WEBVTT - The Fail Mary with Adam Ray | Packers vs. Seahawks 0:00:00.840 --> 0:00:02.600 If you're in town next Tuesday, should come hang out 0:00:02.600 --> 0:00:04.200 at that one. Yeah, we're doing once a month at 0:00:04.200 --> 0:00:06.080 the store, and so we took a few months off, 0:00:06.120 --> 0:00:09.160 but got Kevin Neal and Stamos, Eric Andre and. 0:00:11.400 --> 0:00:14.720 Yeah, oh yeah, Uncle Jesse, Oh yeah, Uncle Jesse, Jesse. 0:00:14.800 --> 0:00:16.639 Oh yeah, I love me some Uncle Jesse. 0:00:16.640 --> 0:00:17.000 Oh yeah. 0:00:17.200 --> 0:00:19.239 He was just ripping on drums. I saw. 0:00:21.840 --> 0:00:22.079 Cover. 0:00:22.320 --> 0:00:25.360 He's got a good like Elvis impression, Nation impersonation as well. 0:00:25.400 --> 0:00:26.880 I just want to smell his fingers. But I think 0:00:26.880 --> 0:00:29.400 that there is but that, And I'm definitely gon ask 0:00:29.440 --> 0:00:30.640 him that. I would ask him that as Adam, but 0:00:30.680 --> 0:00:33.199 as doctor Phil. I mean, who gives. 0:00:33.200 --> 0:00:35.120 Oh my god, what do you what do you think 0:00:35.200 --> 0:00:37.800 his connection with Dan Becky is nowadays? Did she see 0:00:37.840 --> 0:00:39.160 the kids go to jail from your school? 0:00:39.280 --> 0:00:42.120 Probably? These are the things too that I don't want 0:00:42.120 --> 0:00:44.480 to bring up. But yeah, he I mean there he's 0:00:44.560 --> 0:00:46.360 he probably has her back. There's such a they got 0:00:46.400 --> 0:00:48.320 full house crew is such a tight knit fan like 0:00:48.520 --> 0:00:50.479 I still see pictures of them all hanging out, like 0:00:50.560 --> 0:00:51.479 I'm sure there's a. 0:00:51.400 --> 0:00:54.440 Part of r. Sag Anytime you ask any of the 0:00:54.480 --> 0:00:58.520 comics about Saget, they're all like we lost a good one. 0:00:58.560 --> 0:01:00.800 Like he was a good dude. People loved him. 0:01:00.880 --> 0:01:02.720 Yeah, he was just he was nice to everybody. It's 0:01:02.920 --> 0:01:05.559 it's such an easier I mean, it's such an easy 0:01:05.560 --> 0:01:07.080 thing to Are we going by the way or do 0:01:07.080 --> 0:01:08.360 you want to know if you want to start? Yeah? 0:01:08.400 --> 0:01:08.720 I don't know. 0:01:08.760 --> 0:01:09.280 All right, here we go. 0:01:09.360 --> 0:01:10.800 I can tell another second story, but I know if 0:01:10.840 --> 0:01:11.800 you want to capture or not. 0:01:11.840 --> 0:01:12.520 But no, we're good. 0:01:12.560 --> 0:01:15.680 That one's probably not good for an opener anyway, Here's 0:01:15.680 --> 0:01:18.960 how Sagat died. Dude, but the Seahawks, I think it 0:01:19.000 --> 0:01:24.559 was a touchdown. Man, speaking of shitty calls that weren't made, 0:01:24.600 --> 0:01:26.800 he should have called the hospital, just like the reps 0:01:26.800 --> 0:01:28.120 should have called a flag. 0:01:28.240 --> 0:01:32.520 Yeah. Welcome to Games with Names. I'm Julian Edelman. 0:01:32.840 --> 0:01:35.520 They're Jack and Kyler, and we're on a mission to 0:01:35.520 --> 0:01:39.640 find the greatest game of all time. And on today's episode, 0:01:39.640 --> 0:01:46.520 we are covering the fail Merry Game with comedian Seattle, 0:01:46.680 --> 0:01:51.760 super sports fan and the man that made Doctor Phil hilarious, 0:01:52.120 --> 0:01:56.440 Adam Ray, And we get into talking what it takes 0:01:56.440 --> 0:01:57.400 to do a great impression. 0:01:57.520 --> 0:01:59.240 Need some some tips. 0:01:58.960 --> 0:02:01.440 Bill boy, big fan that thanks buddy, Stop. 0:02:02.400 --> 0:02:05.960 Phil bringing back the SuperSonics. Where the they go? 0:02:06.200 --> 0:02:09.320 I got more into football once the Sonics left. 0:02:09.280 --> 0:02:11.200 And what it's like to play Doctor Phil. 0:02:11.360 --> 0:02:14.079 Getting into the makeup really helps to get lost in something. 0:02:14.160 --> 0:02:18.560 And then we play a little Jack asks Jack asks, 0:02:18.600 --> 0:02:19.240 I guess. 0:02:19.280 --> 0:02:21.800 In this week's Chill Zone presented by Corps Light. You 0:02:21.800 --> 0:02:26.400 gotta stick around to the very and let's go. Games 0:02:26.400 --> 0:02:30.360 with Names of production of iHeart Radio. 0:02:31.720 --> 0:02:38.560 September twenty fourth, twenty twelve, Lumitfield, Seattle, Washington, with Zeros 0:02:38.639 --> 0:02:41.920 on the clock. Russell Wilson heaves a prayer from the 0:02:41.960 --> 0:02:44.600 Green Bay forty. The pass is incomplete. 0:02:44.919 --> 0:02:47.919 No wait, it's a touchdown. 0:02:48.760 --> 0:03:05.120 This is the film, Mary. 0:03:01.400 --> 0:03:02.919 Welcome to Games with Names. 0:03:02.919 --> 0:03:06.520 We have a special guest, Adam Ray in the Nuthell 0:03:06.760 --> 0:03:12.400 studio today to talk about the fail Marry game between 0:03:12.440 --> 0:03:17.080 the Packers and Seahawks. Yeah, week three of the twenty 0:03:17.200 --> 0:03:21.880 twelve season. Adam in one sentence, why this game? 0:03:23.280 --> 0:03:25.680 First of all, great to be here, first time caller, 0:03:25.800 --> 0:03:28.680 longtime listener. The set up is great. There's a trampoline 0:03:28.720 --> 0:03:31.240 in the back, there was a he has an in 0:03:31.320 --> 0:03:35.120 house Postmates guy that is just always on the ready 0:03:35.160 --> 0:03:37.440 to give out Brocoli to the shoe from Panera ubery 0:03:37.840 --> 0:03:40.000 Rida and you see the commercials. We'll edit that out. 0:03:41.360 --> 0:03:44.880 We'll get your boy. Was it again, Curtis, I'm Kyler, Kyler. 0:03:45.800 --> 0:03:47.960 We'll take the same thing. Feels like it feels like 0:03:47.960 --> 0:03:50.280 a Curtis where we're on January sixth. But there was 0:03:51.360 --> 0:03:55.480 there was a time where you know, the Seahawks packer 0:03:55.800 --> 0:03:59.560 rivalry was hotter than it is now. But I think 0:03:59.760 --> 0:04:01.640 this game really kind of took it up a notch. 0:04:02.000 --> 0:04:04.200 In one sentence, what happened that day? 0:04:05.160 --> 0:04:06.240 No, why you picked this game? 0:04:06.320 --> 0:04:08.120 Well, why I picked this game is I think this 0:04:08.240 --> 0:04:12.360 is uh, this game definitely is almost like a It's talked. 0:04:12.080 --> 0:04:13.880 About more than we think. 0:04:14.240 --> 0:04:17.120 I think as far as you know, you can attest 0:04:17.120 --> 0:04:19.680 this better than anybody. But the amount of you know, 0:04:19.760 --> 0:04:22.480 blown calls there have been historically, not just in the 0:04:22.600 --> 0:04:26.080 end of it, in every sport, right, But I don't 0:04:26.520 --> 0:04:28.680 I don't know if I put this on them being 0:04:28.720 --> 0:04:32.400 replacement refs as much as I put this on fuck 0:04:32.400 --> 0:04:34.760 all right. In one sense, I picked this game because 0:04:34.839 --> 0:04:36.640 I didn't want to talk about my parents' divorce, and 0:04:36.680 --> 0:04:38.960 this was the second saddest thing I could think of 0:04:39.040 --> 0:04:42.479 because I feel like, and you know, I don't want 0:04:42.480 --> 0:04:45.120 to say as a Hawks fan that they they got 0:04:45.120 --> 0:04:48.800 it wrong, but I mean I definitely was with my 0:04:48.800 --> 0:04:51.400 buddies watching this because this was early you know, this 0:04:51.480 --> 0:04:53.680 was the start of Russell Wilson's campaign. This was like, 0:04:54.320 --> 0:04:56.839 this was Matt Flynn was the guy oops a daisy 0:04:57.000 --> 0:05:00.480 hold that thought, Matt, go fuck yourself. We got this. 0:05:01.160 --> 0:05:05.040 You know, the thirtieth round pick, who you know is 0:05:05.040 --> 0:05:07.240 is girls a little she doesn't have all the updates 0:05:07.279 --> 0:05:09.160 on her hard drive. She some of the players might 0:05:09.160 --> 0:05:11.000 try to fuck her. Maybe they will fuck her. 0:05:11.080 --> 0:05:11.600 We don't know. 0:05:11.960 --> 0:05:14.080 Pete Carroll's gonna choose gum all the way till the end. 0:05:14.440 --> 0:05:18.960 They're gonna bond over Jesus and you know, chocolates and whatever. 0:05:19.360 --> 0:05:23.880 Everything was hunky dory, and uh, I think this. I 0:05:23.880 --> 0:05:28.919 picked this game because I think this was the the 0:05:28.960 --> 0:05:31.960 momentum swing that this was for the Seahawks for the 0:05:32.000 --> 0:05:34.560 rest of the season was huge. It was an ESPN game, 0:05:34.800 --> 0:05:35.360 Correct me if. 0:05:35.240 --> 0:05:36.000 I'm wrong, Yea. 0:05:36.600 --> 0:05:38.680 And it was Gruden. 0:05:38.320 --> 0:05:40.839 Again, I think it was Gruden calling it probably being 0:05:40.920 --> 0:05:43.800 like I mean this definitely, I mean, I can't do 0:05:43.800 --> 0:05:46.200 it Gruden, But let's do if Jason Sathan was doing it. 0:05:46.279 --> 0:05:48.080 Oh this is a shitty fucking cool. 0:05:48.800 --> 0:05:51.440 So I mean, yeah, there's fucking cucka for Coca puffs 0:05:51.480 --> 0:05:54.080 right there. Who knows where Russell's. Can we do a 0:05:53.839 --> 0:05:56.599 be a vh ones where they now? Crazy fucking women? 0:05:56.880 --> 0:05:58.359 She look at I mean. 0:05:58.720 --> 0:06:00.479 That I don't. I don't know. 0:06:01.600 --> 0:06:03.880 Is it that I've been excited? I didn't look like 0:06:03.880 --> 0:06:05.880 I was going to eat my significant other. But she's 0:06:05.920 --> 0:06:09.040 got Tony Robbins gums. But she's also got like there 0:06:09.080 --> 0:06:11.479 is an excitement. You're right, they but it's also like 0:06:11.600 --> 0:06:14.760 she saw to me. I see that she sees like, oh, 0:06:14.839 --> 0:06:18.200 I'm set for life. And then she's like, oh, Golden Tate, 0:06:18.240 --> 0:06:22.480 what is your dick smell like? And so allegedly, allegedly, 0:06:23.320 --> 0:06:25.320 let's we'll be right back, We'll keep right here. 0:06:25.360 --> 0:06:28.080 But but Jules. 0:06:27.760 --> 0:06:31.400 This game was the kickstart. Was a kickstarter. I think 0:06:31.720 --> 0:06:36.240 for what the uh the run that the Seahawks had 0:06:36.279 --> 0:06:40.200 from twenty twelve, I guess you can say twenty fourteen, right, yeah, 0:06:40.360 --> 0:06:44.200 but I remember being like, I can't believe they got 0:06:44.200 --> 0:06:46.960 it wrong. And then I think, as every fan does, 0:06:47.040 --> 0:06:49.560 you convince yourself. They're like, no, no, actually they got 0:06:49.600 --> 0:06:51.640 it right. And when people would ask me and I 0:06:51.640 --> 0:06:53.360 think this was the right move on my part as 0:06:53.360 --> 0:06:55.480 a fan, people are like they blew it. And then 0:06:55.520 --> 0:06:58.960 after a while you're like, I definitely admitted to yeah, 0:06:58.960 --> 0:07:00.719 that was a wild call. And then I think I 0:07:00.760 --> 0:07:02.960 got real defensive about it and was like, nah. 0:07:02.839 --> 0:07:03.480 Dude, they nail it. 0:07:03.560 --> 0:07:06.360 Dude, bring these replacement refs need to come back to 0:07:06.560 --> 0:07:09.159 they are they are the guys they are dialed in. 0:07:09.840 --> 0:07:12.480 And I mean this shot even just of you know, 0:07:13.520 --> 0:07:15.800 I mean it was perfect perfectly timed too. I mean 0:07:15.840 --> 0:07:19.280 eighty four was like looked up and I think he 0:07:19.400 --> 0:07:22.120 saw this guy going up and so he was like, yeah, 0:07:22.280 --> 0:07:23.440 maybe he thought he was going to go like this 0:07:23.600 --> 0:07:24.480 and then to the side. 0:07:24.480 --> 0:07:26.320 But they are. 0:07:26.280 --> 0:07:30.679 Probably still talking about this over over Facebook Messenger or something. 0:07:31.200 --> 0:07:33.280 Maybe they live together now and they're just they honestly 0:07:33.440 --> 0:07:35.800 just start a reality show or a podcast called bad 0:07:35.840 --> 0:07:40.400 Calls and just go over all the calls that have 0:07:40.560 --> 0:07:43.920 come through after this one. But they're literally like retired, 0:07:44.280 --> 0:07:46.960 They're done. No, they're literally. 0:07:46.520 --> 0:07:49.840 Like retired, like cops and firefighters that like got the 0:07:49.880 --> 0:07:52.640 call to go up to the bigs as the replacement refs. 0:07:52.640 --> 0:07:55.400 That's how the replacement refs worked. They really did deep. 0:07:55.440 --> 0:07:58.080 They go for like the high school I think they 0:07:58.080 --> 0:08:00.880 were a high school college guy guy who got fired 0:08:00.920 --> 0:08:02.680 from the was it the lingerie. 0:08:02.400 --> 0:08:02.720 That he was? 0:08:02.800 --> 0:08:05.080 He was firing from the lingerie football liar from the 0:08:05.440 --> 0:08:07.920 incompetency and they said he was trying to do too 0:08:07.960 --> 0:08:09.280 many jersey swaps after the game. 0:08:09.760 --> 0:08:11.960 Oh my god, I love that guy. Actually he was 0:08:12.000 --> 0:08:14.200 like he's like, dude, I have four games in me Max, 0:08:14.760 --> 0:08:16.560 Like I want to get as many siggi's as I can. 0:08:16.680 --> 0:08:18.360 I've got a stepsone who doesn't talk to me. He 0:08:18.400 --> 0:08:21.840 calls me Dustin, Like, you know, like this is this 0:08:21.880 --> 0:08:23.440 is not where I want to be. Things to not 0:08:23.480 --> 0:08:26.000 go according to playing, So let me just like, you know, 0:08:26.120 --> 0:08:28.080 get as much out of this as I can. It's 0:08:28.080 --> 0:08:30.080 almost like, I mean, so these reps were the equivalent 0:08:30.120 --> 0:08:33.200 of like, let's say the porn industry went on strike 0:08:33.280 --> 0:08:35.319 and you got a bunch of pervs in the Midwest 0:08:35.679 --> 0:08:37.679 that are on OnlyFans, and all of a sudden, the 0:08:37.720 --> 0:08:39.520 porn industry is like doing a mass casting call and 0:08:39.520 --> 0:08:42.240 they're like, we need Dix and these guys are just 0:08:42.280 --> 0:08:43.880 like they're just constantly going to the pen? Is that 0:08:43.960 --> 0:08:44.760 what these guys were? 0:08:44.960 --> 0:08:47.360 Pretty much? That is probably I just thought about this 0:08:47.520 --> 0:08:50.600 the south Park specialty they just did on that. Oh yeah, 0:08:50.600 --> 0:08:56.000 with Randy doing the fucking only fans so good. No, now, 0:08:56.200 --> 0:08:58.120 is this the greatest game of all time? No? 0:08:58.360 --> 0:09:01.160 Well, for for my yeah, all time? 0:09:01.760 --> 0:09:03.800 Where this is the mission of this show is to 0:09:03.840 --> 0:09:05.360 find the greatest game of all time? Is this the 0:09:05.360 --> 0:09:06.440 greatest game of all time? 0:09:06.760 --> 0:09:08.600 Uh? We ask every. 0:09:08.520 --> 0:09:12.720 Person, Well, let me know, it was an acceptable answer. 0:09:12.760 --> 0:09:13.560 That's a heavy answer. 0:09:13.600 --> 0:09:15.559 Well, it was an acceptable answer. Do you just want 0:09:15.559 --> 0:09:17.240 a yes or no answer? Do you want me to 0:09:17.240 --> 0:09:19.800 actually like try to Let's discuss it. Let's discuss it. 0:09:19.840 --> 0:09:20.000 Yeah. 0:09:20.040 --> 0:09:21.480 What if I just said no and you're like, all right, 0:09:21.480 --> 0:09:23.120 that's Adam Ray on Instagram. 0:09:23.240 --> 0:09:23.640 Thanks for me? 0:09:25.480 --> 0:09:29.040 Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, short and sweet. It was a 0:09:29.040 --> 0:09:31.040 great game. I'm not a fan of low scoring games. 0:09:31.240 --> 0:09:31.959 Yeah, I'm with you. 0:09:32.080 --> 0:09:34.400 So the fact that this was I think twelve seven 0:09:34.520 --> 0:09:39.840 before this, Uh, this last play was not exciting. I 0:09:39.880 --> 0:09:44.040 want a thirty twenty six or you know, thirty seven 0:09:44.200 --> 0:09:47.200 thirty five, like you know, I mean everybody does you know? 0:09:47.200 --> 0:09:48.360 I went to the Dodgers game last night. 0:09:48.360 --> 0:09:51.079 I was fifteen to two, and it was like almost exhausting, 0:09:51.720 --> 0:09:55.000 you know, getting up every other at bat, but it 0:09:55.080 --> 0:09:57.319 was like it was really exciting. Like there was forty 0:09:57.320 --> 0:09:59.920 six thousand people there. They were going bananas every every 0:10:00.440 --> 0:10:03.599 every hit. But uh, you know, this was leading to 0:10:03.640 --> 0:10:07.320 boom defense. So we were pretty dialed in. Greatest game ever. 0:10:08.760 --> 0:10:12.320 I mean, if you you know, the NFC Championship before 0:10:12.400 --> 0:10:14.560 we uh you know, ate shit against you guys was 0:10:14.679 --> 0:10:19.199 pretty pretty good. Again, you want a game for me, 0:10:19.280 --> 0:10:21.480 I go greatest game like the I want the emotions. 0:10:21.720 --> 0:10:23.800 This is the way that place, this is now, and 0:10:23.840 --> 0:10:25.640 this game had it. You know, I would put this 0:10:25.880 --> 0:10:28.079 in a top seahawk game for sure. I don't know 0:10:28.080 --> 0:10:30.040 if I go top five, but i'd probably go top ten. 0:10:30.320 --> 0:10:33.880 Well, it's definitely a memorable game that you know, I 0:10:34.000 --> 0:10:37.760 was playing this game. I remember this this season and 0:10:37.840 --> 0:10:40.760 we were playing in Baltimore. I think this week or 0:10:40.800 --> 0:10:44.079 the next, not the next, because they solved it after 0:10:44.120 --> 0:10:47.920 this game. Then it was this week instant right away 0:10:48.040 --> 0:10:50.280 later Thursday game after they had real reps. 0:10:50.040 --> 0:10:51.640 Because yeah, because this got I mean, this was a 0:10:51.720 --> 0:10:52.880 huge this is a huge story. 0:10:52.960 --> 0:10:53.679 Everybody was going. 0:10:53.840 --> 0:10:55.760 We were watching this and you know, we were watching 0:10:55.800 --> 0:10:58.959 it as a team together, Like all right, guys, we 0:10:59.280 --> 0:11:01.200 don't know how can assistant. The calls are gonna be 0:11:01.760 --> 0:11:04.560 get We see this clear here, Let's not let our 0:11:04.559 --> 0:11:05.640 emotions get to us. 0:11:05.679 --> 0:11:07.280 Like that's what Bill would say. You know what I mean? 0:11:07.600 --> 0:11:09.160 I got like an O P I call from some 0:11:09.280 --> 0:11:13.719 dude fucking stupid. I remember this whole fake rep thing. 0:11:14.240 --> 0:11:17.559 But let's talk about you and and what you do 0:11:17.600 --> 0:11:20.560 these days? Yeah? You uh, you just went to a 0:11:20.600 --> 0:11:25.120 Dodgers game. I mean, what a life? What a life? 0:11:25.440 --> 0:11:26.680 Are we gonna keep this part in? 0:11:26.880 --> 0:11:27.040 Yeah? 0:11:27.120 --> 0:11:28.160 Yeah, I love that. 0:11:28.240 --> 0:11:28.480 Dude. 0:11:28.559 --> 0:11:31.720 Katie, what's eric over here? Table for one? You had 0:11:31.760 --> 0:11:34.880 breakfast this morning? Congrats? Did you chew it yourself? 0:11:36.200 --> 0:11:38.640 Yeah? Man, went to the Dodgers game. Family was in town. 0:11:40.480 --> 0:11:44.240 First of all. You know, I was gonna segue to like, 0:11:44.280 --> 0:11:48.800 what's life like these days? But clearly I meant, I 0:11:48.840 --> 0:11:51.160 mean it was cool. We might feel everywhere. 0:11:51.200 --> 0:11:53.280 I mean I went and saw the show part of 0:11:53.320 --> 0:11:54.959 the baby. I've shows everywhere. 0:11:55.000 --> 0:11:57.000 I just wanted to know what I appreciate it, and 0:11:58.000 --> 0:11:59.680 you killed it, dude, never change. I have a bomb 0:11:59.679 --> 0:12:02.520 ass some how would you sign a year book? By 0:12:02.520 --> 0:12:03.920 the way, that's how I would sign a yearbook. 0:12:04.080 --> 0:12:05.880 Thanks for the logic. That's a great question. 0:12:07.679 --> 0:12:08.439 Yeah, or did you did you? 0:12:08.520 --> 0:12:08.720 Yeah? 0:12:08.760 --> 0:12:09.200 Yearbooks? 0:12:09.240 --> 0:12:10.959 Right? Yeah, just said that. I don't remember you just. 0:12:10.880 --> 0:12:12.360 Sign your name and like a heart or did you 0:12:12.440 --> 0:12:13.400 like do you ever do like it? 0:12:13.480 --> 0:12:15.600 Some long you know, like I mean, and and the 0:12:15.640 --> 0:12:17.920 rest of the crew can can speak to this, but like, 0:12:18.320 --> 0:12:20.920 you know, some people, they you know, girls more so 0:12:20.920 --> 0:12:22.920 than guys, would be like, here's my yearbook, you can 0:12:22.920 --> 0:12:25.120 take it during math, and you know, because they just 0:12:25.120 --> 0:12:27.280 assumed like you probably want to write like nine pages 0:12:27.320 --> 0:12:29.920 with the stuff, and you're like, totally. We have so 0:12:30.000 --> 0:12:35.079 many memories, most of which involved me trying to get 0:12:35.120 --> 0:12:36.920 with you, but and you didn't want to. But so 0:12:37.000 --> 0:12:38.920 I guess I'll just right thanks but no thanks or 0:12:39.280 --> 0:12:40.480 thanks for I appreciate. 0:12:40.520 --> 0:12:42.880 I hope you were happy with whoever is not me. 0:12:43.720 --> 0:12:46.760 But I would always write have a bomb as summer, 0:12:47.160 --> 0:12:48.600 and I think at first I did it and I 0:12:48.640 --> 0:12:51.600 really meant it, which is sad. I mean, it's cool, 0:12:51.720 --> 0:12:55.440 but that's probably you know. But but then I I 0:12:55.520 --> 0:12:57.720 realized that I need to write something cooler. So it 0:12:57.800 --> 0:13:01.360 was like you know, never change or like stay white. 0:13:01.400 --> 0:13:03.440 I don't know, right, that's my black friend. I don't know, 0:13:04.920 --> 0:13:07.400 you know, just trying to just trying to keep it interesting. 0:13:07.520 --> 0:13:08.720 I don't remember that stuff. 0:13:08.880 --> 0:13:11.240 I like to have a nice life, have a nice life. Life. 0:13:11.440 --> 0:13:12.720 That's definitely definitive though. 0:13:12.920 --> 0:13:14.520 Yes, that's like when you found out in my space 0:13:14.559 --> 0:13:15.839 when they went up to the top forty and you 0:13:15.880 --> 0:13:17.360 warn in your friend's top forty, You're. 0:13:17.240 --> 0:13:18.319 Like, I'm dead to them. 0:13:18.600 --> 0:13:20.840 Yeah, they have Barack Obama in their top forty and 0:13:20.880 --> 0:13:25.000 I've known them for tequila teeth tequila. Alright, p oh 0:13:25.080 --> 0:13:28.240 my god, alright, pee wow, that's worth a quick goog. 0:13:28.320 --> 0:13:29.520 But I think she's dead. 0:13:30.040 --> 0:13:32.320 What about Tom? I just saw something that he's like, 0:13:33.280 --> 0:13:37.240 he's a photographer. Tom died due still kicking. 0:13:37.280 --> 0:13:37.560 Let's go. 0:13:37.720 --> 0:13:41.840 Tom's got up yeah forty three, no way, still kicking. Awesome? 0:13:42.400 --> 0:13:43.680 What about Tom? Is Tom dead? 0:13:43.720 --> 0:13:46.040 Tom from MySpace is probably killing it. He I think 0:13:46.040 --> 0:13:51.560 he made like the government has insane like vacations and photographers. 0:13:50.960 --> 0:13:53.199 Wouldn't be awesome if Tom was Zuckerberg, it would be 0:13:53.240 --> 0:13:54.760 like a fingle is ironhorn thing from ace. 0:13:54.640 --> 0:13:57.360 Ventura is einhorn. 0:13:58.400 --> 0:13:58.920 Throwing up? 0:14:02.160 --> 0:14:04.640 Well, dude, can you consider Ace Manter a football movie? 0:14:04.720 --> 0:14:04.880 Oh? 0:14:04.960 --> 0:14:07.880 Yeah, okay Marino the first one, yeah, the second one. 0:14:07.880 --> 0:14:10.199 We know where do you get this gum ace? That's 0:14:10.240 --> 0:14:12.599 a New York damn business. Dan, And I appreciate you 0:14:12.600 --> 0:14:17.280 Stan out of my personal affairs, dude. Oh unreal is 0:14:17.520 --> 0:14:21.200 oh uh? I got to a real quick just a 0:14:21.240 --> 0:14:24.359 little bit more Hawk talk. I got to roast the Seahawks. 0:14:25.240 --> 0:14:28.040 I roasted the Steelers before my weekend of the Pittsburgh 0:14:28.080 --> 0:14:30.840 improv last summer. John Schneider, the gym of the Hawks, 0:14:30.920 --> 0:14:33.320 his buddy mine and he saw I posted a video 0:14:33.320 --> 0:14:35.040 of it, which, by the way, Tom and immediately was 0:14:35.080 --> 0:14:38.200 like take that shit down, and uh, because I guess 0:14:38.360 --> 0:14:40.240 they didn't want it to be out there. I roasted 0:14:40.240 --> 0:14:42.680 the guy's pretty good. Russ was there at the time, 0:14:42.720 --> 0:14:44.160 and he was up front. I thought it was going 0:14:44.200 --> 0:14:45.880 to be just the rookies, like during the Rookie Talent 0:14:45.920 --> 0:14:48.040 Show is what it was, rookie camp, rookie camp. So 0:14:48.120 --> 0:14:50.680 they were like, come roast the rookies before uh, you 0:14:50.720 --> 0:14:53.080 know the way they get. Yeah, and it was the 0:14:53.160 --> 0:14:57.280 whole team, like coaches, everybody, Russ and fields are up front. 0:14:57.520 --> 0:14:58.840 I had a roast joke. So I get up there. 0:14:58.880 --> 0:15:00.600 I was like, first, why you know I did? 0:15:00.720 --> 0:15:00.920 Russ? 0:15:00.920 --> 0:15:02.160 I know you're gonna be here, but man, I'm a 0:15:02.160 --> 0:15:04.680 Seattle guy. Thanks for the memories, and I'm just so 0:15:04.760 --> 0:15:06.800 glad that you're getting a fresh start here in Pittsburgh. 0:15:06.840 --> 0:15:08.520 You know, they did you dirty in Denver. Man, they 0:15:08.520 --> 0:15:10.320 fucking they did it dirty. I haven't seen someone get 0:15:10.360 --> 0:15:13.360 fucked that hard on tape since unless it was being 0:15:13.360 --> 0:15:15.600 filmed at Diddy's house. And this is like shortly after 0:15:15.640 --> 0:15:18.040 all that was popping, and that was my first joke 0:15:18.120 --> 0:15:19.640 and it got like split moans. 0:15:20.320 --> 0:15:21.520 Definitely got more laughs. 0:15:21.320 --> 0:15:23.320 Here than it did there, But it was like people 0:15:23.360 --> 0:15:25.640 were like not sure how to feel. Russ definitely like 0:15:26.000 --> 0:15:28.280 did a turnaround of like whoa like? And then he 0:15:28.360 --> 0:15:29.600 kind of was like and then I got up when 0:15:29.600 --> 0:15:30.960 I gave him a dad when I was like, go Hawks, 0:15:31.360 --> 0:15:33.480 and then and then I kind of like. 0:15:33.520 --> 0:15:35.880 Probably didn't know how to react in front of him. 0:15:35.960 --> 0:15:38.560 Exactly that's exactly they wanted to die. Yeah, that's exactly 0:15:38.560 --> 0:15:38.720 what it is. 0:15:39.000 --> 0:15:41.280 They probably had a talk and then I started pointing 0:15:41.320 --> 0:15:43.600 to him after jokes, I'd be like, Russ laughed at 0:15:43.600 --> 0:15:46.440 that one. Everyone's cool, you know. But so then I 0:15:46.440 --> 0:15:47.880 got to do it for the Hawks and it was 0:15:48.560 --> 0:15:50.360 you know, and Tyler Lockett. We still I mean, it's 0:15:50.400 --> 0:15:53.080 crazy locked DK. I went down the line and just 0:15:53.200 --> 0:15:56.400 ripped everybody, and and DK even at one point was 0:15:57.120 --> 0:15:58.320 I was like, I'm gonna go down to the players 0:15:58.360 --> 0:16:00.200 and I was like, where's DK Metcalf And I was like, oh, 0:16:00.440 --> 0:16:02.240 you know, and then they're like, it's his birthday. I 0:16:02.240 --> 0:16:03.760 was like, O DK, happy birthday. Hey, what do you 0:16:03.760 --> 0:16:05.240 want for your birthday? He's like, no more jokes out 0:16:05.280 --> 0:16:07.400 of your fucking ass, And everybody was like, oh shit. 0:16:07.520 --> 0:16:08.960 And then I just took a beat and I was like, 0:16:09.160 --> 0:16:11.400 all right, we'll strapping, motherfucker because I got twenty locked 0:16:11.400 --> 0:16:13.040 and loaded and everybody's like, oh shit. 0:16:13.680 --> 0:16:14.960 And then I just hit him for a bit. 0:16:15.080 --> 0:16:16.320 I think one of the ones I did for Tyler 0:16:16.360 --> 0:16:19.520 Lockett was I go, Tyler, you know, you look so young. 0:16:19.560 --> 0:16:21.240 You look like a grown ass, you know, twelve year old. 0:16:21.400 --> 0:16:23.720 You look like if your player intro before the game, 0:16:23.720 --> 0:16:26.400 that it should be like, you know, Tyler Lockett wide 0:16:26.440 --> 0:16:30.440 receiver Epstein Island, you know, And and that crushed everybody 0:16:30.480 --> 0:16:32.440 that that was like my good. And then I hit 0:16:32.520 --> 0:16:34.560 Jake Bobo a lot, you know, our. 0:16:34.600 --> 0:16:35.800 One of our receivers. 0:16:36.000 --> 0:16:38.200 I think it's maybe this third year now, and I 0:16:38.240 --> 0:16:40.120 said something about Jake Bobo being like a hitting jam 0:16:40.160 --> 0:16:41.440 and I go, man, they're sure doing a good job 0:16:41.440 --> 0:16:42.880 of fucking hiding you. Man, don't think you've got one 0:16:42.920 --> 0:16:45.480 catches here. And then I had a couple more hits 0:16:45.480 --> 0:16:47.800 off Jake Bobo and how he looks like a deer 0:16:48.280 --> 0:16:50.200 we're hit with a tranquilizer gun when he runs. And 0:16:50.240 --> 0:16:52.760 then and then I made another hit on Bobo and 0:16:52.800 --> 0:16:54.800 I was like, sorry, Jake, for you to catch astray. 0:16:54.840 --> 0:16:57.800 I just want you to catch something this season. And 0:16:57.880 --> 0:16:59.640 he came up with me after and was like, you know, 0:16:59.720 --> 0:17:02.400 that's U up or whatever, but but I don't know, 0:17:02.440 --> 0:17:05.879 it's so it's so cool. Things like that made me 0:17:05.920 --> 0:17:09.159 even way more comfortable to like, you know, fuck with 0:17:09.200 --> 0:17:11.600 you on the film show and even just have a 0:17:12.920 --> 0:17:14.080 healthy understanding of. 0:17:14.000 --> 0:17:15.640 Like, oh, dude, athletes are people too. Man. 0:17:16.240 --> 0:17:18.399 Too many fans and myself included, would see like the 0:17:18.520 --> 0:17:21.360 SP's and see them cut you know, when Norm McDonald's 0:17:21.400 --> 0:17:24.880 up there doing jokes and and you know, and RP 0:17:25.119 --> 0:17:27.040 famously and you know, that's the one where I think of, 0:17:27.080 --> 0:17:29.800 mostly because I think it's gotten a little cleaner since then, 0:17:30.200 --> 0:17:32.640 where they cut to an athlete, even my boy Kang 0:17:32.640 --> 0:17:34.560 Griovey junior, Like I remember them cutting to him and 0:17:34.640 --> 0:17:37.400 him just being like not wanting any like. I think 0:17:37.440 --> 0:17:39.520 it was from a Norm McDonald joke and just not 0:17:39.680 --> 0:17:42.520 at all showing any sign of like that was funny 0:17:42.520 --> 0:17:45.040 and I was just like, Oh, I guess athletes can't 0:17:45.200 --> 0:17:48.920 they take themselves too seriously? Yah, it depends case. It's case, 0:17:48.960 --> 0:17:53.000 And it's gotten way better because you're all just allowed 0:17:53.040 --> 0:17:55.320 and available to be out there more so. I think 0:17:55.320 --> 0:17:55.840 we get to know it. 0:17:55.840 --> 0:17:59.280 Because I think it's more intertwined now with social media 0:17:59.720 --> 0:18:04.240 and and and guys are guys are allowed to show 0:18:04.280 --> 0:18:06.879 their emotion a little more now? Yeah, you know what 0:18:06.920 --> 0:18:09.120 I mean, It's it's different. I think there's a better 0:18:09.200 --> 0:18:09.840 understand I think. 0:18:09.720 --> 0:18:11.440 They could be great if you just start crying right there? 0:18:12.600 --> 0:18:13.280 Can you cry on Q? 0:18:14.280 --> 0:18:15.840 How about this last movie you cried at? 0:18:16.040 --> 0:18:16.240 Oh? 0:18:16.320 --> 0:18:16.879 Last movie? 0:18:16.880 --> 0:18:18.200 I think Ghost. 0:18:18.640 --> 0:18:21.160 Wow, Ghost Ghost Dad or Ghost. 0:18:20.960 --> 0:18:23.520 Ghost was fucking Patrick swayzey But great call. 0:18:23.600 --> 0:18:25.160 But have you seen Ghost Dad with Cosby? 0:18:25.480 --> 0:18:27.000 Yeah? That's sad too. It is sad. 0:18:27.040 --> 0:18:31.240 It's sad because you're like, man, those poor women have ideas. 0:18:32.560 --> 0:18:35.720 He's like, yeah, let's creepy. You if I'm a ghost 0:18:35.760 --> 0:18:39.120 when the drug you uh, it's not right. 0:18:39.160 --> 0:18:40.640 But if I'm a ghost, You're. 0:18:40.520 --> 0:18:44.120 Like, wait, what is that actual dialogue from the movie 0:18:44.200 --> 0:18:51.280 Ghost but no ghost with sorry? Ghost with Swayzy unreal, dude, 0:18:51.400 --> 0:18:54.119 I love a Swayzy movie. Swayzey was unbelievable, which, by 0:18:54.119 --> 0:18:56.000 the way, my wife just showed me dirty dancing. 0:18:56.160 --> 0:18:58.640 Yeah, it was maybe in a corner, buddy. 0:18:58.480 --> 0:19:02.560 Yo, great line. But all so, he was like thirty seven, 0:19:02.920 --> 0:19:07.520 She's like eighty right. It's like there's a pretty significant 0:19:07.520 --> 0:19:09.720 age gap were they was. 0:19:09.720 --> 0:19:12.680 He looked like a good thirty seven. It's all about 0:19:12.680 --> 0:19:15.960 like abortion too, Yeah, it's about I don't know, Kyle dude, 0:19:15.960 --> 0:19:17.120 What the fun do Kyle. 0:19:19.760 --> 0:19:21.720 Guy? Guys just sitting on an abortion comp. 0:19:21.520 --> 0:19:23.120 I don't want to throw up the conversation, but any 0:19:23.119 --> 0:19:25.320 interest in looking at MySpace Tom's instag. 0:19:26.600 --> 0:19:27.280 This is instagra? 0:19:27.480 --> 0:19:28.480 Wait, this is his now? 0:19:28.640 --> 0:19:30.760 I told you he just takes cool pictures. 0:19:30.960 --> 0:19:34.560 He's like, Dan, Bill's aarian. What if Tom money though? 0:19:34.680 --> 0:19:37.040 With money? No, Dan's got some cash, but it's all 0:19:37.160 --> 0:19:38.240 it's probably daddy's money. 0:19:38.280 --> 0:19:38.960 This is all AI. 0:19:39.400 --> 0:19:40.600 I saw Dan at the comedy show. 0:19:40.880 --> 0:19:43.520 He's all real, bro. I watched it behind the scene 0:19:43.520 --> 0:19:44.000 thing on it. 0:19:44.040 --> 0:19:47.960 Wait amazing if Tom's picture, Oh my god, aiing this 0:19:48.000 --> 0:19:51.280 actually would make make me be a huge fan of Tom. 0:19:51.920 --> 0:19:54.480 This is definitely that's probably a real picture. I think real. 0:19:54.560 --> 0:19:57.840 But he's posted all AI pictures of like him, Let's say, 0:19:57.880 --> 0:20:00.840 like with like wings in ky and he was like 0:20:01.840 --> 0:20:04.359 spreading my wings on vak. But but then people will 0:20:04.400 --> 0:20:06.800 be like fake and and then he'd like but he 0:20:06.840 --> 0:20:09.199 acted like it was real, like but he posted like 0:20:09.280 --> 0:20:11.280 a lot of these are fake. I'm telling you you're 0:20:11.320 --> 0:20:12.080 all real. 0:20:12.000 --> 0:20:14.480 This he's playing games with digital photography here. 0:20:14.760 --> 0:20:17.560 Oh so he's putting just massive filters on them. Yeah yeah, 0:20:17.680 --> 0:20:19.320 like traveling the world now good for time? 0:20:19.440 --> 0:20:21.920 Like that would be a crazy life though. He basically 0:20:21.960 --> 0:20:25.560 got this whole thing kicked off. Did you I had 0:20:25.560 --> 0:20:27.680 a MySpace? Did the NFL? 0:20:28.640 --> 0:20:31.120 How were they treating it at that time? Well? 0:20:31.200 --> 0:20:32.880 I wasn't you know you were in the league yet? 0:20:32.960 --> 0:20:35.080 I was when I got to the Facebook, baby, I 0:20:35.119 --> 0:20:36.159 was a MySpace baby. 0:20:36.240 --> 0:20:38.760 Yeah, like high school and then you had to get 0:20:38.760 --> 0:20:41.359 the you had to have an EEDU to get to Facebook. 0:20:41.400 --> 0:20:43.359 I was during that transition and I lived in the 0:20:43.400 --> 0:20:46.040 Bay Area, so I was right there. Whoa, And so 0:20:46.880 --> 0:20:48.240 you know, when I got to the league, I think 0:20:48.240 --> 0:20:50.640 I was like the first or first of like three 0:20:50.720 --> 0:20:53.439 dudes on Instagram in the locker room. 0:20:53.480 --> 0:20:54.159 What were you posting? 0:20:54.760 --> 0:20:58.800 Like pictures that like fucking hotel or something. 0:20:59.040 --> 0:21:02.080 Nobody knew what the post. Yeah, food, yeah, and like 0:21:02.560 --> 0:21:02.840 it was. 0:21:02.920 --> 0:21:06.119 It was crazy and now it was so like to 0:21:06.160 --> 0:21:09.520 look back on it, I remember all the veterans, they 0:21:09.560 --> 0:21:11.639 all look at it. The younger dudes those times like 0:21:11.680 --> 0:21:13.600 get off your fucking phone, kid, you know what I mean. 0:21:13.600 --> 0:21:16.600 It was you're always on your phone. And now you 0:21:16.640 --> 0:21:19.280 look into a locker room the first thing every dude 0:21:19.320 --> 0:21:21.520 does when they get out of meeting, or they go 0:21:21.600 --> 0:21:23.199 right to their locker, right to their phone, and no 0:21:23.240 --> 0:21:24.920 one's like congregating to each other. 0:21:24.960 --> 0:21:26.359 One's on their phone. You know. 0:21:26.400 --> 0:21:28.560 It's it's just crazy how times have changed. 0:21:28.600 --> 0:21:32.320 Does that affect the camaraderie or is that just you 0:21:32.320 --> 0:21:33.760 you find other ways to I think. 0:21:33.640 --> 0:21:37.800 The camaraderie has changed, according to like, because they guys 0:21:37.840 --> 0:21:40.800 could be communicating, but they're communicating right next to each 0:21:40.840 --> 0:21:43.159 other through their phone on a group chat probably or 0:21:43.240 --> 0:21:45.400 like a fucking Instagram share list, you know what I mean, 0:21:45.520 --> 0:21:47.320 or like they're they're they're sharing stuff. 0:21:47.560 --> 0:21:49.200 It's just different. It's crazy. 0:21:49.520 --> 0:21:52.440 When I met Gronk get the roast a Big Poppy, 0:21:52.880 --> 0:21:53.400 you weren't there. 0:21:53.600 --> 0:21:54.280 That wasn't I wasn't. 0:21:54.359 --> 0:21:56.159 Okay, this was Did you hear about that though? No? 0:21:56.440 --> 0:21:58.439 So this was I dressed up. 0:21:58.480 --> 0:22:01.120 If you look up, actually at ray Roast a Big 0:22:01.160 --> 0:22:03.280 Poppy some pictures my pop up. I dressed up in 0:22:03.359 --> 0:22:05.600 full makeup as this like eighty year old comedian from 0:22:05.640 --> 0:22:08.520 New York. Uh and like diehard Yankees fan. It was 0:22:08.520 --> 0:22:14.240 big poppy though, was being roasted. Yeah, there's uh right there. 0:22:14.680 --> 0:22:18.639 Pedroia was there, Gronk O pleashow. Oh yeah, dude, I go, 0:22:18.760 --> 0:22:19.960 I go one of the juts. I go. 0:22:20.000 --> 0:22:20.800 Dustin Badroy is here. 0:22:20.840 --> 0:22:23.000 Dustin you know, obviously played second base, but his most 0:22:23.040 --> 0:22:24.840 natural position is dancing next to a pot of gold 0:22:24.880 --> 0:22:25.040 at the. 0:22:25.080 --> 0:22:25.719 End of a rainbow. 0:22:25.960 --> 0:22:30.840 You short funck, Yeah, dude, bottle women's. 0:22:30.520 --> 0:22:33.840 Queets after yoga once with that hat man. 0:22:33.880 --> 0:22:36.439 You wear that hat every day and you remind me 0:22:36.480 --> 0:22:38.200 of an autistic kid I knew who came around a 0:22:38.200 --> 0:22:39.240 bag of lucky charms. 0:22:39.240 --> 0:22:40.480 Hey, by the way, we found out the. 0:22:40.440 --> 0:22:44.400 Kid wasn't autistic. It was just Dustin Padroyan. Yeah that's 0:22:44.480 --> 0:22:45.320 not joh, fuck you. 0:22:45.359 --> 0:22:47.960 The everest t score of a Boston fans to work 0:22:47.960 --> 0:22:51.639 a telly that day. Anthony Mackie's here get up for 0:22:51.680 --> 0:22:55.560 Andony mckiet so was Anthony Mackie, Burr, Josh Wolf, sar Tiana, 0:22:55.560 --> 0:22:58.960 and Poppy was was litted. He was he got, he 0:22:59.000 --> 0:23:01.800 got slippery. But but anyway, so I met Gronk and uh, 0:23:02.600 --> 0:23:04.760 that Bright before he goes out was like talking to 0:23:04.760 --> 0:23:06.399 me as a foson old man. And then at some 0:23:06.400 --> 0:23:08.000 point I just go because I was just trying to 0:23:08.040 --> 0:23:10.320 be in character because before we went and did that, 0:23:10.680 --> 0:23:12.960 we ran our jokes. The night before this comedy club 0:23:13.000 --> 0:23:14.880 called Laugh Boston. It was me, Bill bur Josh Wolf 0:23:14.880 --> 0:23:17.440 of Anthony Mackie, and Burr's like, so you canna dress 0:23:17.480 --> 0:23:19.280 up like Babe Ruth and some shit. I was like, 0:23:19.520 --> 0:23:21.560 just watch Bill, it's gonna be great. Next day, we're 0:23:21.560 --> 0:23:22.960 in the lobby getting ready to walk over the House of 0:23:23.000 --> 0:23:25.920 Blues next to fanway and uh, and Bill's in the lobby. 0:23:25.960 --> 0:23:27.440 I was like, oh, it's perfect. I gotta go test 0:23:27.480 --> 0:23:29.280 this out. So I walk up. I go hey, big Bill, 0:23:29.480 --> 0:23:31.440 Billboard a big fan. He goes, oh, thanks, buddy, and 0:23:31.520 --> 0:23:32.920 then turns away. I was like, oh, she doesn't know 0:23:32.960 --> 0:23:35.240 it's me. So then I go, hey, I just started 0:23:35.240 --> 0:23:37.040 watching your car too in epics for Families. 0:23:37.040 --> 0:23:37.439 Pretty good. 0:23:37.480 --> 0:23:39.520 He goes, oh thanks. I go, yeah, there's no Simpsons, 0:23:39.560 --> 0:23:41.600 I'll tell you that much. And he goes, what's that? 0:23:41.600 --> 0:23:42.919 But I go yeah, I got a few notes for 0:23:42.960 --> 0:23:44.920 you. You got a few minutes. And he goes, Buddy, fuck 0:23:44.960 --> 0:23:47.560 off and like in my face, and I go Bill, 0:23:47.600 --> 0:23:49.320 it's at him, and he goes what I goes at him? 0:23:49.320 --> 0:23:52.800 He goes holy fucking shit, dude, and he just couldn't 0:23:52.800 --> 0:23:53.959 take his eyes off me the rest of the night. 0:23:54.400 --> 0:23:54.640 Bid. 0:23:54.760 --> 0:23:56.600 And so then I went up to Gronk and the 0:23:56.640 --> 0:23:58.440 same thing, was like like, oh, Gronk, big fan and 0:23:58.520 --> 0:24:00.000 big fan. I go, yeay, if you're not doing anything, 0:24:00.119 --> 0:24:01.920 I maybe we got double team of Hooters waitress and 0:24:02.000 --> 0:24:03.960 Gunk was like yeah, ring tech man And then I 0:24:03.960 --> 0:24:05.720 was like, cro my name's Adam Ray. I'm like thirty five, 0:24:05.760 --> 0:24:08.080 and he was like, oh shit, you know. And then 0:24:08.119 --> 0:24:09.440 he comes out. He's like, hey, dude, can I run 0:24:09.440 --> 0:24:11.600 some jokes by you? And he had this joke did 0:24:11.720 --> 0:24:14.960 want to run buy me about titty fucking Josh Wolf's 0:24:14.960 --> 0:24:17.480 wife after shitting on her chat? Can you curse on 0:24:17.480 --> 0:24:19.240 the show? Yeah, he's too late to ask. All right, no, 0:24:19.600 --> 0:24:22.439 and uh this is just all bleeved and uh but 0:24:23.200 --> 0:24:25.840 so I was like, and I started, he says, he goes, 0:24:25.960 --> 0:24:29.080 so okay, So so I'm too fucking Josh Wolf's wife 0:24:29.160 --> 0:24:31.240 and then but I know sure and then too fucker, 0:24:31.320 --> 0:24:34.280 and I go, what's the joke and he goes, well, 0:24:34.320 --> 0:24:36.440 that's why I need help with I go, you know what, dude, 0:24:36.680 --> 0:24:38.639 just say that forbade him and you'll be golden. And 0:24:38.640 --> 0:24:40.399 he was like, it's funny, right, I go, it's something. 0:24:40.840 --> 0:24:42.960 And then he went out there and I honestly did not. 0:24:43.080 --> 0:24:46.440 He opened with it and it fucking bombed, but then 0:24:46.520 --> 0:24:48.800 also got laughs. But then he saved it by being 0:24:48.840 --> 0:24:52.080 just charismatic swagger fil gronk and he does his fucking 0:24:52.160 --> 0:24:53.560 He just goes, fuck you, guys. 0:24:53.600 --> 0:24:54.240 I thought that was. 0:24:54.160 --> 0:24:57.680 Funny, and everybody starts laughing dude and immediately won the 0:24:57.760 --> 0:25:00.840 room over. You know what I'm saying, h authenticity will 0:25:00.840 --> 0:25:02.560 always do that one thousand percent. But the reason I 0:25:02.560 --> 0:25:04.320 bring all that up, sorry A long way to get 0:25:04.320 --> 0:25:06.480 to is he I asked him at one point. You know, 0:25:06.600 --> 0:25:09.560 I always like trying to selfishly get a couple of 0:25:09.600 --> 0:25:12.440 real football fan questions in, and I'm like, hey, are 0:25:12.440 --> 0:25:15.879 you I think I asked like something about the season, 0:25:15.880 --> 0:25:18.040 and then and then that kind of parlayed to like, 0:25:18.119 --> 0:25:20.479 are you guys all buds or are you just like 0:25:20.600 --> 0:25:23.240 buds with only the people in your you know, defense 0:25:23.240 --> 0:25:26.240 and an offensive line obviously in QB. But like he goes, 0:25:26.400 --> 0:25:28.680 everyone's cool with each other, he goes, but it definitely 0:25:28.720 --> 0:25:31.960 is more compartmentalized than you would think. Yeah, he goes, 0:25:32.000 --> 0:25:34.600 It's not like a basketball team or even a baseball team, 0:25:34.680 --> 0:25:38.280 like we're everyone's kind of with their groups and you 0:25:38.359 --> 0:25:39.360 come together on Sundays. 0:25:39.440 --> 0:25:41.160 Yeah, yeah, I mean true. 0:25:41.200 --> 0:25:43.199 Yeah. Especially that kind of was eye opening because I 0:25:43.200 --> 0:25:45.520 was like, oh, he's like, yeah, me and like offense 0:25:45.520 --> 0:25:48.199 and Tom like we're you know, we spend more time together. 0:25:48.359 --> 0:25:50.680 But he's like, and then yeah, there's obviously players on 0:25:50.720 --> 0:25:52.800 defense that maybe you become homies with that you kick 0:25:52.800 --> 0:25:54.679 it with outside, but but you're really hanging with the 0:25:54.680 --> 0:25:56.600 people that you're mostly jamming with, right. 0:25:56.480 --> 0:26:01.800 Well, yeah, it's all time distribution, and your majority of 0:26:01.880 --> 0:26:06.000 your time is with the offensive guys because you'll have 0:26:06.080 --> 0:26:08.280 when you get into work, here's a forty five minute 0:26:08.320 --> 0:26:11.000 team meeting usually at least where we were at with 0:26:11.040 --> 0:26:13.199 the whole team, and then you break up into offense 0:26:13.240 --> 0:26:16.120 and defense. You have like another thirty to forty five 0:26:16.160 --> 0:26:20.120 minute like just offense defense being addressed by the coordinators, 0:26:20.520 --> 0:26:23.320 and then after that you get divided into your position 0:26:23.440 --> 0:26:26.520 group and then you install and go over techniques. So 0:26:26.560 --> 0:26:28.520 the majority of the time you're with like you your 0:26:28.520 --> 0:26:32.359 position group and your offense or your side of the ball. 0:26:32.480 --> 0:26:35.760 So that's usually how it goes. There is times where 0:26:35.800 --> 0:26:39.359 you cross over and you'll see the fun of the 0:26:39.400 --> 0:26:41.560 whole thing is when you see the defensive guys in 0:26:41.640 --> 0:26:44.760 like the hallway or you'll walk by their room and 0:26:44.800 --> 0:26:46.679 you get out of meetings early and it's like class, 0:26:46.720 --> 0:26:49.080 you're like fucking with them all there. You know, it's 0:26:49.359 --> 0:26:53.600 there's a lot of camaradie with that. But so you're 0:26:53.640 --> 0:26:54.119 a comic. 0:26:54.320 --> 0:26:56.760 My comick been doing sit dude, how long you've been 0:26:56.760 --> 0:27:00.159 doing it? As long as you've been doing transitions? No, 0:27:00.240 --> 0:27:04.879 I've been doing it eighteen years baby, six months, six months? Yeah, No, Uh, 0:27:06.080 --> 0:27:11.880 you're your question is a good one. Eighteen years stand 0:27:11.920 --> 0:27:14.959 up start in two thousand and seven, left Seattle two 0:27:14.960 --> 0:27:15.480 thousand and one. 0:27:15.600 --> 0:27:17.439 That's what I wanted to get into. What's it like 0:27:17.520 --> 0:27:19.680 growing up in the Pacific northst. 0:27:19.200 --> 0:27:21.640 Fucking story jewels and I'm tay, I jug it, dude, 0:27:23.280 --> 0:27:25.200 growing up in the Pacific Northwest world. I mean you've 0:27:25.200 --> 0:27:28.359 been to Seattle? I mean probably do you do you? Uh? 0:27:28.480 --> 0:27:30.080 And then I'll get back to one from when you 0:27:30.160 --> 0:27:32.840 would visit a city on the road, you probably the 0:27:32.840 --> 0:27:35.280 same way a comic visits it. Like obviously, I'm going 0:27:35.320 --> 0:27:37.920 to Toronto this weekend, so i'll have you know, it's 0:27:37.960 --> 0:27:41.520 a Thursday, Friday, Saturday, so I'll have a few days. 0:27:41.280 --> 0:27:42.719 Right to explore a little bit. 0:27:42.920 --> 0:27:44.880 But you guys, usually what like for a Sunday game 0:27:44.960 --> 0:27:46.720 going Friday, sometimes Saturday. 0:27:46.840 --> 0:27:49.080 So if it's a West Coast game coming from the 0:27:49.119 --> 0:27:51.119 East Coast, we'll go there on a Friday. 0:27:50.760 --> 0:27:53.760 Okay, and you have maybe then one night, but not 0:27:53.800 --> 0:27:56.240 really because you got per curfew, so you're not really 0:27:56.280 --> 0:27:57.840 seeing the city other than the stadium. 0:27:57.960 --> 0:28:00.800 So I actually got to see the city of Seattle 0:28:01.359 --> 0:28:04.760 because we played them during COVID and that was when 0:28:04.760 --> 0:28:05.800 the city was shut down. 0:28:05.960 --> 0:28:07.800 You remember, remember it gets your vaccine by the way, 0:28:07.800 --> 0:28:10.359 still got them. You don't have to get you out 0:28:10.400 --> 0:28:14.000 some during Aura or or or Fisher. You can get 0:28:14.040 --> 0:28:20.480 go to Costco and get the Crooking brand. It's pretty 0:28:20.480 --> 0:28:25.359 those replacement rushed back said, So we played them in 0:28:25.440 --> 0:28:29.879 twenty twenty. Yeah, and it was completely closed out. But 0:28:30.280 --> 0:28:33.040 I had to I was injured and I was playing 0:28:33.040 --> 0:28:33.320 through it. 0:28:33.320 --> 0:28:35.880 One hundred and seventy nine yards. Baby no, but I still, 0:28:35.880 --> 0:28:41.240 oh way, I had to Me and my trainer, this 0:28:41.360 --> 0:28:44.000 Australian dude, we had to go. We went on a 0:28:44.040 --> 0:28:45.920 walk to keep my leg warm because it was a 0:28:45.920 --> 0:28:49.400 weird situation where we traveled on a different day and 0:28:49.400 --> 0:28:53.040 the plane and the long knit so I actually walked. 0:28:53.040 --> 0:28:55.320 How beautiful and it's got to see how beautiful love 0:28:55.360 --> 0:28:58.280 that Seattle was. It reminded me a lot of Vancouver, 0:28:58.440 --> 0:29:00.000 totally like the same cities. 0:29:00.320 --> 0:29:05.160 They're anonymously beautiful. Yes, people compare it to San Francisco. 0:29:05.240 --> 0:29:07.200 A decent amounts because I guess the hills and peaks 0:29:07.240 --> 0:29:10.640 and valleys and weather being you know, nice in pockets, 0:29:10.680 --> 0:29:13.600 but uh, it rules. I mean I left in O One, 0:29:13.760 --> 0:29:16.680 went to you know, LA for for acting school at USC. 0:29:17.160 --> 0:29:19.600 Was there during the Pete Carroll Trojan War years was 0:29:20.000 --> 0:29:23.040 I mean, you're talking about a college football team that was. 0:29:23.080 --> 0:29:23.640 Damp and. 0:29:25.320 --> 0:29:27.800 Then man and you know you just were you there 0:29:28.000 --> 0:29:31.800 every time every day Saturday bananas, Dude, the tailgates were wild. 0:29:32.080 --> 0:29:34.680 I was in a apie the jew frat, and we 0:29:34.800 --> 0:29:36.840 you know, we would walk over. I lived in the 0:29:36.880 --> 0:29:40.000 house my sophomore junior or sophomore senior, or studied abroad 0:29:40.200 --> 0:29:42.680 my junior and but dude, it was from Liner to 0:29:42.760 --> 0:29:45.920 Lindall White, to Dwayne Jarrett to Mike Williams uh to 0:29:46.920 --> 0:29:51.000 you know, uh, Reggie Bush. Obviously, Reggie Bush was parable 0:29:51.040 --> 0:29:53.280 to growing up with King Grifree junr. To where it 0:29:53.320 --> 0:29:56.160 was like every time you went to the stadium, ballpark, whatever, 0:29:56.680 --> 0:29:59.120 you're like, oh, I'm about to see probably a potential 0:29:59.400 --> 0:30:03.200 uh once in a lifetime play. Yeah, and the games 0:30:03.200 --> 0:30:05.480 were awesome. We were just so dominant that it was 0:30:05.520 --> 0:30:07.600 really fun. I mean, you know what that's like where 0:30:07.640 --> 0:30:09.640 people just show up and you just expect to beat 0:30:09.640 --> 0:30:13.880 the fuck out everything. Yeah, and being in LA ruled 0:30:13.920 --> 0:30:14.560 close to home. 0:30:15.280 --> 0:30:16.600 Growing up in Seattle though, was awesome. 0:30:16.640 --> 0:30:19.960 And uh, I mean I got more into football, I'd 0:30:19.960 --> 0:30:21.680 say once the Sonics left. 0:30:22.720 --> 0:30:23.479 And what year is that? 0:30:23.600 --> 0:30:26.080 Two thousand and seven, two thousand and eight, that's crazy? 0:30:26.200 --> 0:30:30.000 Wow, what's your hierarchy of So were the Sonics one 0:30:30.840 --> 0:30:33.000 the hierarchy of Seattle sports? 0:30:33.040 --> 0:30:33.520 What was that? 0:30:33.600 --> 0:30:38.280 Sales sports was probably uh, definitely Soups Sonics, the Mariners. 0:30:38.600 --> 0:30:40.600 I like, I'd like the Seahawks. I mean, I definitely 0:30:40.720 --> 0:30:43.880 you know, I didn't have a Rick Meyer jersey, but 0:30:44.000 --> 0:30:46.920 I Chris Warren I thought was the ship. When Homegrown 0:30:47.240 --> 0:30:49.600 came in. That really was was fun. That was fun, 0:30:49.680 --> 0:30:52.720 and it like Sean Alexander bro I mean then he 0:30:52.920 --> 0:30:55.560 went on the marriage cover and got into largent. You 0:30:55.560 --> 0:30:59.000 can't godfather. Uh yeah, a lot of good players. Joey 0:30:59.040 --> 0:31:02.280 Galloway was a stud for a bit. Yeah, played with them, 0:31:02.760 --> 0:31:04.880 well for real, Yeah, he played with the Patriots. 0:31:05.520 --> 0:31:08.360 Yeah, we traded for him. He was still ripping at 0:31:08.360 --> 0:31:08.840 that point, right. 0:31:08.840 --> 0:31:11.080 Dude, he was like thirty five. He could still run cool, 0:31:11.320 --> 0:31:13.960 he was he was he was remembered. There was always 0:31:14.000 --> 0:31:15.920 the talks about like he ran like a four to 0:31:15.960 --> 0:31:18.880 one yeah, like, but it was never shown or anything. 0:31:18.960 --> 0:31:20.280 He was like lightning yeah cool. 0:31:20.360 --> 0:31:22.960 Yeah, he was fast as ship he he uh was 0:31:23.000 --> 0:31:24.320 a guy that we like hung our hand. 0:31:24.160 --> 0:31:26.880 On for a while. Yeah. And then Sean camp fucking 0:31:26.960 --> 0:31:28.200 duncan everyone, bro I. 0:31:28.400 --> 0:31:30.160 Just went to Seattle and did this will be up 0:31:30.160 --> 0:31:32.800 on my YouTube in probably three weeks, but yeah, I 0:31:32.840 --> 0:31:36.040 got to uh play in these Seahawks charity basketball games, 0:31:36.080 --> 0:31:39.440 a climate Pledge on New Arena and Cliff Avrol, Mike Bennett, 0:31:39.440 --> 0:31:42.520 Doug Baldwin started this organization called Champions of Change, And 0:31:42.600 --> 0:31:45.800 so I played in the first game, and coaches of 0:31:45.840 --> 0:31:48.240 my team where Sean Kevin, Gary Payton coaches the other 0:31:48.280 --> 0:31:50.400 team were super Bird and Marshall Lynch, and you know, 0:31:50.600 --> 0:31:53.920 Richard Sherman's playing, and Jamal Crawford, Isaiah Thomas, I mean, 0:31:53.920 --> 0:31:56.880 and then fucking you know quick Fat over here and 0:31:56.880 --> 0:32:00.760 and it was insane and I mean, like so fun. 0:32:00.800 --> 0:32:03.000 So then I got to befriend Kemp and Peyton. They've 0:32:03.000 --> 0:32:04.400 come to a bunch of my shows. Kemp did The 0:32:04.400 --> 0:32:06.880 Doctor Phil Live in Seattle, and so I got in 0:32:06.880 --> 0:32:08.760 there ear enough to be like, guys, we should do 0:32:08.840 --> 0:32:11.840 a live podcast. I've watched you guys do enough separately 0:32:11.840 --> 0:32:16.560 and together for like you know, Midday just you know NBA. 0:32:16.880 --> 0:32:18.800 They did an NBA TV interview that was cool, but 0:32:18.920 --> 0:32:21.200 like getting to know them, I'm like, oh, you guys 0:32:21.240 --> 0:32:23.720 are loose. You guys are cool as you tell stories 0:32:24.080 --> 0:32:25.880 to me. Sean Kemp after the Doctor Phil Live, we 0:32:25.880 --> 0:32:28.520 walked around. We went to his kept cannabis store and 0:32:28.600 --> 0:32:31.200 then sparked a couple of blunts and walked around downtown 0:32:31.240 --> 0:32:34.040 Seattle and he just asked me comedy questions and then 0:32:34.320 --> 0:32:36.080 told NBA stories and it was like one of the 0:32:36.120 --> 0:32:36.920 greatest days of my life. 0:32:36.920 --> 0:32:39.560 That's a fun night. Oh it's awesome walking Seattle with Kemp. 0:32:39.640 --> 0:32:41.200 Bro. This is like two in the afternoon, so like 0:32:41.240 --> 0:32:43.040 the nighttime. I was asleep by six, but like it 0:32:43.200 --> 0:32:45.560 was I was fucking hey, I've been there, and so 0:32:45.600 --> 0:32:47.960 we were just like we were we were down for 0:32:48.000 --> 0:32:50.320 the count. But but so I got them to do 0:32:50.360 --> 0:32:52.280 a show on four to twenty in Seattle. We did 0:32:52.320 --> 0:32:54.240 it last week and it was about about an eighty 0:32:54.280 --> 0:32:56.760 minute chat and it was like, awesome, dude, I mean 0:32:56.760 --> 0:32:59.400 we hit a bunch of Seattle basketball shit about you 0:32:59.440 --> 0:33:02.520 know them, you know, going to Nirvana concerts and and 0:33:02.880 --> 0:33:05.160 you know, playing in like, you know, park games on 0:33:05.200 --> 0:33:07.480 the weekends to get more minutes against you know, just 0:33:07.640 --> 0:33:10.280 sad white dudes and and talking about you know, Della 0:33:10.320 --> 0:33:12.400 strut just it was awesome and talking about their their 0:33:12.840 --> 0:33:15.720 their alley oop days and but then also about the 0:33:15.840 --> 0:33:18.480 NBA now and like Brownie Lebron and just all that shit. 0:33:18.560 --> 0:33:20.960 But but also a looser chat, you know, like they 0:33:21.080 --> 0:33:23.640 we were smoking and drinking. Yeah, they you know, I 0:33:23.840 --> 0:33:24.240 see that. 0:33:24.360 --> 0:33:25.440 Like I've just been so cool. 0:33:25.560 --> 0:33:27.640 I've been doing a few of your things, and you 0:33:27.720 --> 0:33:30.600 do have a lot of crossover with athletes. Now, when 0:33:30.640 --> 0:33:32.920 did you find like, were you the funny kid when 0:33:32.960 --> 0:33:35.120 you were a kid in Seattle? Like were you when 0:33:35.120 --> 0:33:36.840 did you know you wanted to be a comic or 0:33:37.120 --> 0:33:39.560 did you go into acting school wanted to become a 0:33:39.960 --> 0:33:43.280 dramatic actor? Yes, And then fucking you're like, maybe I 0:33:43.400 --> 0:33:45.120 like funny because it's money, totally. 0:33:45.600 --> 0:33:48.760 I mean I did all the plays in high school. 0:33:48.760 --> 0:33:51.640 I quit football my sophomoreyear high school to play Danny 0:33:51.720 --> 0:33:54.280 Zuko and Greece And that's when I think, you know, 0:33:54.360 --> 0:33:57.120 I was. I started offensive line, defensive line. I was 0:33:57.120 --> 0:33:58.880 a soccer Danny. Was that you were? 0:33:58.960 --> 0:33:59.600 Danny? 0:34:00.160 --> 0:34:00.960 Yeah? 0:34:01.160 --> 0:34:04.120 Grease landing baby Kogeese line. 0:34:04.880 --> 0:34:05.120 You know. 0:34:05.200 --> 0:34:08.239 Man, I watched the real Grease movie like probably a 0:34:08.280 --> 0:34:11.960 thousand times just to get that, just to get that shit. 0:34:12.520 --> 0:34:13.760 And it was awesome. 0:34:13.800 --> 0:34:13.920 Man. 0:34:14.000 --> 0:34:16.399 I mean, if I had more balls, I probably could 0:34:16.400 --> 0:34:19.359 have just cleaned up with like some senior girls because they, 0:34:19.440 --> 0:34:21.160 I mean doing the plays were a big deal in 0:34:21.160 --> 0:34:23.040 our high school and I would go all the time 0:34:23.680 --> 0:34:25.319 as a kid. We would take field trips to see 0:34:25.320 --> 0:34:27.040 the plays, so it was such a big deal and 0:34:27.280 --> 0:34:29.200 it was always something like, oh, fun to do. And 0:34:29.239 --> 0:34:30.839 then I started getting into it and I was like, oh, 0:34:30.880 --> 0:34:32.759 this is really fun. Maybe this is what I want 0:34:32.800 --> 0:34:35.720 to do in college. Post school. And I'm playing football 0:34:35.719 --> 0:34:38.920 and the coach made me sophomore captain, doing all the 0:34:38.960 --> 0:34:42.280 summer weightlifting, and it just all the camps, getting pretty 0:34:42.280 --> 0:34:43.840 big as big as you can for a six to 0:34:43.880 --> 0:34:47.560 one jew and and and then an offensive lineman who 0:34:47.560 --> 0:34:49.080 was a senior got injured, so he's like, you're going 0:34:49.160 --> 0:34:52.560 to start and varsity this year. So there's a sophomore 0:34:52.560 --> 0:34:56.240 and then I'm just going through the summer, and the 0:34:56.320 --> 0:34:58.600 guy who was directing the plays called me and was like, 0:34:58.640 --> 0:35:00.239 I'm not supposed to do this, but like going to 0:35:00.320 --> 0:35:01.960 do Grease, I just want to make sure you're auditioning 0:35:01.960 --> 0:35:03.839 because I think you'd be a great Danny. The only 0:35:03.880 --> 0:35:06.200 other guy that I think. And there wasn't like a 0:35:06.360 --> 0:35:08.359 ton of people doing the plays. There's probably fifty people 0:35:08.400 --> 0:35:10.640 who were auditioned for everything, and there'd be about twenty 0:35:10.640 --> 0:35:12.480 to twenty five kids. But the only other guy that 0:35:12.560 --> 0:35:14.920 was auditioning to be Danny Zuko was his Korean guy 0:35:15.000 --> 0:35:17.560 named Danny Park. And the director was like, I'm not 0:35:17.600 --> 0:35:19.759 trying to play favorites, but you've got a pretty good shot. 0:35:20.120 --> 0:35:20.279 You know. 0:35:20.440 --> 0:35:22.880 Danny is a gay Korean who you know doesn't have 0:35:23.080 --> 0:35:27.919 the Zuko swagger. And I'm like, all right. So I'm 0:35:27.920 --> 0:35:30.040 talking to my mom, my single mom, and she's like, 0:35:30.120 --> 0:35:31.440 you gotta do what makes you happy. Do you want 0:35:31.440 --> 0:35:32.880 to play football? Is like, if I play football, I 0:35:32.880 --> 0:35:34.560 think i'd be doing it to please a coach and 0:35:34.560 --> 0:35:35.840 not do what I want to do. And she goes, well, 0:35:35.880 --> 0:35:38.000 there you go. Don't live your life to please other people. 0:35:38.040 --> 0:35:38.359 You can't. 0:35:38.520 --> 0:35:40.040 You gotta do what you want to do, especially right now, 0:35:40.040 --> 0:35:43.120 this is going to be you know, a turning point maybe. 0:35:43.360 --> 0:35:45.000 And also I was like, I'm not gonna go pro. 0:35:45.080 --> 0:35:46.560 You just know at a certain point right like you 0:35:46.600 --> 0:35:49.160 probably at what point did you go I'm probably gonna 0:35:49.200 --> 0:35:49.480 go pro? 0:35:50.000 --> 0:35:53.240 Until I got there for real, I was always focused 0:35:53.239 --> 0:35:54.920 on what was on my plate at that time. I 0:35:54.920 --> 0:35:56.120 had to overcome a lot of shit. 0:35:56.200 --> 0:35:58.400 Could answer, that's bullshit, it's bullshit. 0:35:58.440 --> 0:36:01.040 You didn't have a fucking fun moment. Highchoo. What you're like, dude, no, 0:36:01.200 --> 0:36:03.000 because there's always the guy that was supposed to be better. 0:36:03.480 --> 0:36:04.680 Like I was always like. 0:36:05.719 --> 0:36:08.520 Trying to prove that I belonged. Okay, it was weak. 0:36:09.960 --> 0:36:12.400 I don't know it, but it got me why it 0:36:12.440 --> 0:36:12.759 worked out? 0:36:12.760 --> 0:36:14.840 Though you always had a chip on your shoulder. 0:36:14.880 --> 0:36:18.839 Always would you almost say to young athletes like, that 0:36:19.000 --> 0:36:22.120 is the that's the move. Obviously everyone's path is different, 0:36:22.120 --> 0:36:23.480 but if you were to give advice, you'd be. 0:36:23.480 --> 0:36:27.440 Like, I think the move is focus and keeping the 0:36:27.440 --> 0:36:30.239 main thing the main thing. If you can focus, because 0:36:30.280 --> 0:36:33.960 if you really focus on trying to improve your game, 0:36:35.200 --> 0:36:38.200 and that means like doing everything in your possibility, finding 0:36:38.200 --> 0:36:40.640 out from a coach, finding out from a former player, 0:36:40.719 --> 0:36:43.160 finding out from a peer what do you have to 0:36:43.160 --> 0:36:46.080 do to work or to get better and work hard 0:36:46.080 --> 0:36:48.120 at that and that's how improvement comes. 0:36:48.640 --> 0:36:50.759 But you have to be focused to do it. 0:36:51.080 --> 0:36:53.359 Like everyone knows what to do to get to where 0:36:53.360 --> 0:36:56.200 they want to do right, but they don't. They don't 0:36:56.200 --> 0:36:58.640 always do it, you know what I mean. Yeah, No, 0:36:59.200 --> 0:37:02.479 if you have a big performance tomorrow night, you can't 0:37:02.520 --> 0:37:05.360 go to the fucking party till five am, drink beers 0:37:05.400 --> 0:37:06.160 and go, you know what I mean. 0:37:06.200 --> 0:37:09.400 So that choices that lead up to moments. 0:37:09.400 --> 0:37:12.400 So ultimately it comes down to focus. Yep, that's what 0:37:12.440 --> 0:37:12.799 it is. 0:37:14.160 --> 0:37:17.880 Yeah, I mean it's a kind of a simple answer, 0:37:17.880 --> 0:37:21.319 but it really is the move it is. Yeah, like 0:37:21.880 --> 0:37:23.960 sacrifice that that's because of focus. 0:37:24.000 --> 0:37:25.680 You're focusing on what you really want. 0:37:25.760 --> 0:37:27.520 Sacrifice is also a big part of it. Have you 0:37:27.560 --> 0:37:30.440 ever taught a you'd be a great pee teacher? By 0:37:30.480 --> 0:37:33.040 the way, and like a single in a single cam comedy, 0:37:33.080 --> 0:37:35.759 I'm just realizing you remind me of my high school 0:37:35.760 --> 0:37:38.800 pee teacher named mister Supplin, who definitely hooked up with 0:37:38.840 --> 0:37:40.920 a couple of the kids. Not saying you did, but 0:37:40.960 --> 0:37:42.879 I'm saying that, like you have. He was cool as 0:37:42.880 --> 0:37:44.840 funck Jueles and you've got like a real He was 0:37:44.880 --> 0:37:46.560 likable and we all want to be buds with him 0:37:46.560 --> 0:37:48.799 and party with him. Yeah, you're actually cooler than he was. 0:37:49.719 --> 0:37:52.120 You're also in way better shape. He like, but he 0:37:52.120 --> 0:37:55.000 he had that like it's probably forty six. 0:37:54.880 --> 0:37:58.120 Kind of the veteran type guy. He's a good veteran bro. 0:37:58.200 --> 0:38:00.520 He just had a way of like, it'll like smirk 0:38:00.560 --> 0:38:03.320 to and he definitely was drunk a few days. I 0:38:03.320 --> 0:38:05.279 remember him being like coming in and being like. 0:38:06.640 --> 0:38:14.120 So today we're talking about but I actually, what do 0:38:14.160 --> 0:38:17.360 you what do you guys want to talk about? Let's 0:38:17.440 --> 0:38:21.480 let's uh, let's up, let's up, let's open it up 0:38:21.520 --> 0:38:23.000 to let's open it up? 0:38:23.760 --> 0:38:26.839 Did they didn't? Would I do this again? 0:38:28.840 --> 0:38:30.360 How? What did I do? 0:38:30.400 --> 0:38:32.759 What I did? What didn't? What didn't I do? 0:38:34.239 --> 0:38:36.759 He was how many times you do that in the 0:38:36.760 --> 0:38:38.040 fucking boys locker room? 0:38:38.120 --> 0:38:40.000 And him almost coming and watch you do it? 0:38:40.080 --> 0:38:40.200 Bro? 0:38:40.280 --> 0:38:42.120 I in person a handful of times. I personally are 0:38:42.120 --> 0:38:44.400 a basketball coach a lot and got in trouble a 0:38:44.400 --> 0:38:47.080 few times. Uh, But that's actually I always started doing 0:38:47.080 --> 0:38:49.080 I would impersonate friends and teachers when I was in 0:38:49.640 --> 0:38:53.120 elemental comedy probably yeah, making I think it was seeing. 0:38:53.760 --> 0:38:56.120 It just came kind of easy to like make buddies laugh. 0:38:56.560 --> 0:38:59.279 And uh and I've said this before, but you know, 0:38:59.360 --> 0:39:01.719 being a big kid, I'd get teased a lot. And 0:39:01.760 --> 0:39:03.759 then all of a sudden I started to make people laugh. 0:39:03.920 --> 0:39:05.400 And I was not the fact kid. I was the 0:39:05.400 --> 0:39:07.359 funny kid. So then it was like, oh, well, this 0:39:07.400 --> 0:39:10.399 is a win win. I'm feeling good because I'm making 0:39:10.400 --> 0:39:12.879 people laugh and they're not teasing me anymore. So I'm 0:39:12.880 --> 0:39:16.080 gonna keep chasing that. And that's for so shout out 0:39:16.080 --> 0:39:19.480 to Kellogg's pop Tarts because without double fisting, you guys, 0:39:19.520 --> 0:39:21.319 I would have had tits by the fourth grade or 0:39:21.320 --> 0:39:22.080 a comedy career. 0:39:22.480 --> 0:39:27.839 Yeah, is that where you but like I'm I'm I'm 0:39:27.880 --> 0:39:30.280 really interested. Is that what you do as a comic? 0:39:30.520 --> 0:39:31.800 You pull from like coaches? 0:39:32.040 --> 0:39:32.279 Yeah? 0:39:32.360 --> 0:39:33.920 And that's and then is that what you do? 0:39:34.040 --> 0:39:35.200 It was the funny kid, but I was, I mean, 0:39:35.200 --> 0:39:37.520 I was locked into sports too. If I was if 0:39:37.520 --> 0:39:39.920 I was like six four, even six three, dude, I 0:39:39.920 --> 0:39:41.920 would have tried to play it a small D three 0:39:41.960 --> 0:39:43.320 maybe D two for basketball. 0:39:44.000 --> 0:39:44.440 I loved it. 0:39:44.440 --> 0:39:46.840 I mean, I love I mean I was all in, dude, baseball, 0:39:46.840 --> 0:39:48.319 I was playing too, and then I had to quit 0:39:48.360 --> 0:39:50.440 because I was already doing the play and I was 0:39:50.440 --> 0:39:52.360 able to do freshman football and the play. But the 0:39:52.360 --> 0:39:55.359 baseball coach was like, not, dude, it's one of the other. 0:39:55.400 --> 0:39:57.440 And so that was a rap on baseball. But baseball 0:39:57.440 --> 0:39:59.120 was always the most stress for me because it was 0:39:59.160 --> 0:40:00.880 just a little more anxiet. You're written, it's just you 0:40:00.960 --> 0:40:02.920 up there. You know, it's pitching in third base whatever. 0:40:03.120 --> 0:40:07.239 But basketball and football just were so just do the 0:40:07.280 --> 0:40:10.200 team sport. I mean, fuck, dude, I got buddies who 0:40:10.200 --> 0:40:12.919 are comics that never played sports, and uh and don't 0:40:13.000 --> 0:40:14.640 like them. And I'm like, I feel bad for you, dude, 0:40:14.840 --> 0:40:16.759 even if you liked them, even just so you could 0:40:16.800 --> 0:40:21.680 feel like the camaraderie. Yeah, dude, being in a locker 0:40:21.760 --> 0:40:25.200 room is such a special, unique thing, like for better 0:40:25.280 --> 0:40:25.719 or for worse. 0:40:25.800 --> 0:40:28.600 But you you it's it's a direct Uh. 0:40:28.719 --> 0:40:32.080 It's why sports and life are so intertwined for so 0:40:32.160 --> 0:40:35.160 many you know coaches or or you know the way 0:40:35.200 --> 0:40:37.560 people talk, you know life coaches, which, by the way, 0:40:37.600 --> 0:40:39.279 I have a friend from college who is now a 0:40:39.280 --> 0:40:43.280 life coach. God bless her. You know, life coach already 0:40:43.360 --> 0:40:45.319 kind of like a you know, I'm a life coach now, 0:40:45.320 --> 0:40:47.040 you're like you were in rehab six months ago. But 0:40:47.080 --> 0:40:49.319 I get it, you know, like, oh, really, you're gonna 0:40:49.320 --> 0:40:52.120 tell me how I should better myself. You still, I 0:40:52.120 --> 0:40:54.040 don't know if you've thrown all of your crack away. 0:40:54.320 --> 0:40:57.359 So but but shout out, I'm not I almost said 0:40:57.360 --> 0:41:00.720 her name. But but but she's doing it. She's got crystals, 0:41:00.760 --> 0:41:04.080 and she's fucking she's got she's got a good guy. Now, Crystal, 0:41:04.760 --> 0:41:09.160 we'll be right back. We'll keep her right here. But uh, 0:41:09.200 --> 0:41:11.160 but yeah, dude, Seattle is a great place to live. 0:41:11.200 --> 0:41:11.799 What was the question. 0:41:12.239 --> 0:41:13.440 I don't know, I'm just talking. 0:41:13.520 --> 0:41:16.319 Oh oh, the the just the locker room vibe too. 0:41:16.440 --> 0:41:18.359 Oh yeah, yeah, well I was going to jump into something. 0:41:18.960 --> 0:41:24.520 It's also in high school. Yeah, the locker room, especially 0:41:24.520 --> 0:41:29.600 with the age group of guys you're young, growing young men. Yes, 0:41:30.120 --> 0:41:32.239 and it's like a time where you get to have 0:41:32.440 --> 0:41:36.279 alone time around guys that are like you with a 0:41:36.320 --> 0:41:40.520 lot of testosterone. Guys are hitting puberty. Everyone's making jokes, 0:41:40.560 --> 0:41:43.279 everyone's trying to get girls or guys whatever you're into. 0:41:43.560 --> 0:41:45.480 That's going around, you know what I mean, and you're 0:41:45.480 --> 0:41:49.200 getting like other just perspectives, and and you're getting to 0:41:49.200 --> 0:41:51.480 see like what you like and don't like in friends 0:41:51.480 --> 0:41:53.319 like your because there's older guys that maybe you want 0:41:53.320 --> 0:41:55.200 to be buds with. Yeah, and then they commence you 0:41:55.239 --> 0:41:57.600 to like steal some beer and then you're like, fucking, 0:41:57.719 --> 0:41:59.320 I was cool maybe and then and then they but 0:41:59.360 --> 0:42:01.160 they don't let you the fall. If you get college, 0:42:01.200 --> 0:42:03.120 you're like, oh, that's cool. You can be you can 0:42:03.200 --> 0:42:04.520 be living on the edge but not be a dick 0:42:04.520 --> 0:42:07.640 about it. And you've got younger guys that are you know, 0:42:07.719 --> 0:42:09.920 that are yeah, I don't know, it really is. You 0:42:09.960 --> 0:42:12.960 get you span the gamut as far as like all 0:42:13.000 --> 0:42:15.279 walks of life. I mean, you know people are coming in. 0:42:15.480 --> 0:42:17.279 I mean yeah, there's there's rich kids, there's poor kids 0:42:17.400 --> 0:42:19.560 just down the middle, and it's and you know, you 0:42:19.600 --> 0:42:21.600 get a poor kid who's incredible, and then you get 0:42:21.600 --> 0:42:23.440 a rich kid who sucks and you're like, but thinks 0:42:23.440 --> 0:42:23.959 he's a ship. 0:42:24.000 --> 0:42:26.759 I mean you really, But the locker room is a 0:42:26.800 --> 0:42:28.640 group of men that all have a common goal and 0:42:28.680 --> 0:42:29.520 that's usually to win. 0:42:29.840 --> 0:42:31.719 So it doesn't matter where you come from. That's why 0:42:31.719 --> 0:42:32.359 sports are great. 0:42:32.400 --> 0:42:33.600 That's why sports are great. 0:42:34.160 --> 0:42:35.760 So you leave. 0:42:37.840 --> 0:42:40.840 ZIC Northwest, go to LA for college. Go to LA College. 0:42:40.840 --> 0:42:43.320 I got a question. Did you ever see Lionard or 0:42:43.400 --> 0:42:44.720 Reggie at like a frat party? 0:42:44.760 --> 0:42:48.440 Oh yeah, Lionard actually came. I want to hear this 0:42:48.520 --> 0:42:51.120 great kid he showed up. I mean, uh bro that 0:42:51.280 --> 0:42:53.840 I mean sweet guy and a gangster. 0:42:53.920 --> 0:42:55.960 I mean he was our I mean the quarterback of it. 0:42:56.400 --> 0:42:57.359 I think he was the guy. 0:42:57.560 --> 0:43:01.280 No, he was real chill, he was the pictures. 0:43:01.600 --> 0:43:02.919 I mean he didn't. Here's the thing. 0:43:02.960 --> 0:43:08.600 He he uh our Fred. So dude, Lakers were at 0:43:08.680 --> 0:43:11.800 Kobe Shack, were rams there? No, they were back in 0:43:11.800 --> 0:43:14.279 Saint Louis right, Yeah, yeah, but Dodgers were all right. 0:43:14.280 --> 0:43:18.960 But SI football was king was king in LA. And yeah, 0:43:18.960 --> 0:43:21.480 I mean but because Pete Carroll God bless him, would 0:43:21.480 --> 0:43:23.920 bring in Snoop and Will Ferrell and mcconae all these 0:43:23.920 --> 0:43:27.239 people to come watch. Because Pete was like, just from 0:43:27.280 --> 0:43:29.640 what I've heard from uh from peeps that know him well, 0:43:29.760 --> 0:43:33.320 was like he wanted to surround the practice, almost like 0:43:33.360 --> 0:43:35.360 the way young college kid will perform if there's a 0:43:35.400 --> 0:43:37.120 pretty girl there, He's like, they definitely will do it 0:43:37.160 --> 0:43:38.280 even more so with celebs. 0:43:38.320 --> 0:43:40.400 You don't want to fucking eat shit in front of snoop. 0:43:40.480 --> 0:43:42.120 Yeah, so he'd get these guys, and he also want 0:43:42.160 --> 0:43:44.120 to make the practices fun and like and and make 0:43:44.200 --> 0:43:47.359 them a thing and uh but but yeah, Lioner came 0:43:47.400 --> 0:43:49.279 to our frat party. A lot of them would because 0:43:49.280 --> 0:43:51.120 our house was set up to where it just got 0:43:51.200 --> 0:43:53.319 remodeled my freshman year. So it was like you walked in, 0:43:53.760 --> 0:43:55.400 you had the kitchen to the right, big TV room 0:43:55.440 --> 0:43:56.400 to the left, and then you walked in. It was 0:43:56.400 --> 0:43:58.439 set up like apartment style, so you had a big 0:43:58.480 --> 0:44:00.320 open squad and then you had rooms run the bottom 0:44:00.360 --> 0:44:01.560 of rooms on the top. So it was a great 0:44:01.600 --> 0:44:04.160 party house. So I walk in one day to a 0:44:04.239 --> 0:44:06.920 Thursday night party and Leonard's waiting at the stairs and 0:44:06.960 --> 0:44:09.759 I walk up and there's some pledge not letting him 0:44:09.760 --> 0:44:11.719 go up the stairs, and I was like, I go, 0:44:11.960 --> 0:44:13.880 I go to I go, hey man, And Lannard was 0:44:13.920 --> 0:44:16.120 friends with this guy named Brandon Hans, who I think 0:44:16.200 --> 0:44:18.920 was our third or four string quarterback, but they were 0:44:18.960 --> 0:44:22.200 buds and so, and Brandon Hans was friends with a 0:44:22.719 --> 0:44:24.560 buddy of mine in the frat. So Leonard was come 0:44:24.600 --> 0:44:27.400 to hang and he just was waiting, not trying a 0:44:27.400 --> 0:44:28.719 big time, but waiting at the bottom of stairs. And 0:44:28.760 --> 0:44:30.439 I go, are you waiting for Somebody's like, yeah, Brandon hants. 0:44:30.440 --> 0:44:31.719 I go, oh, walk up and I go to the pledge. 0:44:31.760 --> 0:44:33.600 I go, do you know what this is? He goes, no, 0:44:33.719 --> 0:44:35.879 I go it's a quarterback of her fucking school man. 0:44:35.920 --> 0:44:39.480 And he was like, oh shit, day man, big fan man, 0:44:39.520 --> 0:44:43.160 I go too late carry you know, And it was yeah, yeah, 0:44:43.200 --> 0:44:45.239 it was. So we go upstairs and we had like 0:44:45.239 --> 0:44:47.759 six garries in the house and we go upstairs and 0:44:48.040 --> 0:44:49.960 Lana was wearing just a big shirt and sweatpants. I 0:44:49.960 --> 0:44:51.920 think he did have like three or four girls falling 0:44:51.920 --> 0:44:55.719 behind him. But you're the quarterback, dude. Oh he was chill. 0:44:56.000 --> 0:44:57.960 He was chill. And now he's doing a podcast my boy. 0:44:57.880 --> 0:45:01.200 Jerry for a yeah Robacks. 0:45:02.360 --> 0:45:02.879 Shout out. 0:45:04.200 --> 0:45:06.560 But yeah, he uh. He was just a god dude. 0:45:06.600 --> 0:45:10.040 And so see football is king. I graduate sc Now 0:45:10.040 --> 0:45:12.640 I'm just in the throes of la trying to make 0:45:12.719 --> 0:45:15.239 something out of nothing. You know, you get a theater 0:45:15.320 --> 0:45:17.360 degree and it's but it's all on you, dude. So 0:45:17.400 --> 0:45:19.600 it's just like stand up. Then YouTube hit so I'm 0:45:19.600 --> 0:45:22.279 doing sketches and I'm auditioning that I'm working in a cast. 0:45:22.360 --> 0:45:24.719 But when when when did you feel that you were 0:45:24.760 --> 0:45:26.920 going to comedy during this whole thing? 0:45:27.120 --> 0:45:31.480 Probably in college I was like, you know, obviously the 0:45:31.600 --> 0:45:35.200 acting program was pretty demanding, a lot of shows and 0:45:35.239 --> 0:45:37.920 a lot of drama. And I definitely still I mean, 0:45:38.040 --> 0:45:40.040 Robin Williams is like my guy, that's the career that 0:45:40.120 --> 0:45:42.319 I want, Like, I want to be able to do it. 0:45:42.320 --> 0:45:44.279 Reason out fire to me as a flawless movie where 0:45:44.280 --> 0:45:47.600 you're like, oh, you get a brilliant comedian but also 0:45:47.719 --> 0:45:50.319 like a brilliant dramatic actor, giving you both sides of 0:45:50.320 --> 0:45:54.640 the coin, and that just type of career where yeah, 0:45:54.640 --> 0:45:56.640 I don't know if I need to do like a 0:45:56.760 --> 0:45:59.520 saving private rying type movie, but like, yeah, man, if 0:45:59.560 --> 0:46:02.920 I if if somebody was like Spielberg saw your fucking 0:46:03.160 --> 0:46:05.759 your doctor Philon thinks you guys got you got some 0:46:05.880 --> 0:46:08.359 jobs or whatever it is, or I mean I've done 0:46:08.400 --> 0:46:12.160 some dramatic shit but and and definitely feel really probably 0:46:12.160 --> 0:46:14.400 more comfortable in that then. I mean, comedy is is 0:46:14.480 --> 0:46:16.279 just second asher at this point. But I want to 0:46:16.280 --> 0:46:17.720 do it all, man, I want I mean the Sandler 0:46:17.800 --> 0:46:21.960 career is like what I'm notilding towards where you can. 0:46:22.160 --> 0:46:23.960 Work with your friends and make things you love. 0:46:24.120 --> 0:46:25.520 Yeah, dude, he literally can't. 0:46:26.160 --> 0:46:28.160 Rob Snyder write me do his big low Nick Schwartz 0:46:28.200 --> 0:46:31.319 and write me benchwarmers, you know. And also David Spade, 0:46:31.320 --> 0:46:33.000 I'm gonna put you all my ship because we're budgy. 0:46:33.040 --> 0:46:35.799 You're also great, like I know, so I have so 0:46:35.840 --> 0:46:38.239 many people in my world like that. They just need opportunities. 0:46:38.280 --> 0:46:40.239 And it's and that's all it is, man, and and 0:46:40.280 --> 0:46:42.200 you just want to make shit. I mean, I the 0:46:42.320 --> 0:46:46.200 Doctor Phil show and stand Up, it's all great, grateful touring. 0:46:46.239 --> 0:46:48.640 It's it's the ship. But like that's what this next 0:46:48.719 --> 0:46:51.279 year is is trying to really take advantage of the 0:46:51.280 --> 0:46:54.360 exposure in the momentum and and make some shows and 0:46:54.400 --> 0:46:56.879 even though they're harder to come by and tougher to make, 0:46:57.040 --> 0:46:59.759 like you know, I've created my own goluck to this 0:46:59.800 --> 0:47:02.319 point point, like the Doctor Phil stuff came out of 0:47:02.719 --> 0:47:04.879 you know, the actor strike hitting and it was like, wow, 0:47:04.960 --> 0:47:07.359 now I don't even have you know, you're waiting around 0:47:07.360 --> 0:47:09.479 to be putting other people's ship, which just gets old. 0:47:09.640 --> 0:47:12.359 I mean, I've been auditioning for you know, fifteen plus 0:47:12.440 --> 0:47:16.279 years book some cool shit, gotten really close on cooler shit, 0:47:16.600 --> 0:47:17.319 not gotten it. 0:47:17.400 --> 0:47:20.080 And at some point you're like, why am I waiting around? 0:47:20.120 --> 0:47:22.600 I feel like I got more to offer creatively and 0:47:23.400 --> 0:47:26.400 should should be you know, taking it less of this 0:47:26.480 --> 0:47:28.560 and more of this, you know, pointing being like why 0:47:28.600 --> 0:47:30.080 am I not? They didn't want to put me in 0:47:30.120 --> 0:47:32.120 their thing, Like fuck them, And it's like, well, then 0:47:32.239 --> 0:47:34.480 make your own ship create you. And especially in this 0:47:34.560 --> 0:47:36.000 day and age, you have to do that. You can't 0:47:36.000 --> 0:47:38.600 be a one, one trick pony. You can and people 0:47:38.960 --> 0:47:43.000 still gonna be a good trick a fucking rabbit out 0:47:43.000 --> 0:47:45.680 of the hat. It's like, it's like coach Belichick, so 0:47:45.760 --> 0:47:47.719 he said, you say you better be you either got 0:47:47.719 --> 0:47:49.799 to be great at one thing, you better gotta be 0:47:49.840 --> 0:47:52.600 good at a lot of things. Fuck dude, the more 0:47:53.040 --> 0:47:54.839 semity Sam, when you're just that impression was that. 0:47:55.040 --> 0:47:56.720 The more you can do is Jules always says. 0:47:56.640 --> 0:47:58.879 The more you say that, Yeah, I mean you came 0:47:58.920 --> 0:48:00.839 in doing like what I mean, how many things would 0:48:00.840 --> 0:48:01.960 you say you will bring it to the table when 0:48:02.000 --> 0:48:02.720 you got in the league. 0:48:02.800 --> 0:48:05.360 I was just signing up. I was where do you 0:48:05.400 --> 0:48:09.440 need me wherever, and I was playing all the special 0:48:09.480 --> 0:48:11.960 teams and that's that's how you started. That's how I 0:48:11.960 --> 0:48:14.560 started covering kicks and returning kicks, and you were just like, 0:48:14.560 --> 0:48:18.600 I'm going to crush this. Well. You earn your opportunity 0:48:18.640 --> 0:48:23.799 through your your performance and your preparation. The more you 0:48:23.840 --> 0:48:28.080 do it in practice, the more opportunity you'll earn. And 0:48:28.160 --> 0:48:30.759 so I mean, that's it's like anything. It's just it's 0:48:30.800 --> 0:48:34.840 just fundamental, bringing your hard hat, lunch pill to work 0:48:35.480 --> 0:48:38.000 with a purpose, trying to get better and if you 0:48:38.080 --> 0:48:39.720 do that, usually good things happen. 0:48:40.000 --> 0:48:43.239 Question from a fan and speaking for all fans, did 0:48:43.239 --> 0:48:45.200 you ever return a punt and in your head go 0:48:45.400 --> 0:48:47.120 don't drop it, don't drop it, don't it, John D 0:48:48.239 --> 0:48:52.000 Because I think that every time after one guy drops when, 0:48:52.040 --> 0:48:53.759 I'm like, he's got to be thinking that the next time. 0:48:53.920 --> 0:48:54.520 Not a human. 0:48:54.719 --> 0:48:57.680 So when I first came to New England the first 0:48:57.719 --> 0:49:02.719 practice and training camp, I came from Kent State and 0:49:02.760 --> 0:49:05.360 like my senior day, we had like eight hundred people 0:49:05.520 --> 0:49:07.200 at the crowd, you know what I mean. The first 0:49:07.239 --> 0:49:10.840 day of New England training camp, there's twenty five thousand 0:49:10.960 --> 0:49:16.360 people surrounding the practice field watching chance. People were cheering 0:49:16.400 --> 0:49:19.000 and I'm trying to catch punts really for the first 0:49:19.000 --> 0:49:21.920 time in front of people, and I start dropping them 0:49:21.960 --> 0:49:26.480 and shit, and they started booing, Oh, if Bruskie came over, 0:49:26.520 --> 0:49:28.560 He goes, they don't worry rook. They're just saying my 0:49:28.640 --> 0:49:31.000 name because they whatever Brew would come, they'd always boo. 0:49:31.200 --> 0:49:32.959 He kind of gave me a you know, they saying 0:49:33.120 --> 0:49:39.319 boo or boo saying that's so what you need. I 0:49:39.320 --> 0:49:41.200 bet that changed your mentality, right, Yeah. 0:49:41.239 --> 0:49:44.200 But what that did was whenever I got stressed, I 0:49:44.239 --> 0:49:48.480 would I would just fall back on work. So the 0:49:48.520 --> 0:49:52.480 more prepared you are, the better you're gonna do on 0:49:52.520 --> 0:49:55.600 the On the Sunday. The Sunday was always you had 0:49:55.600 --> 0:49:58.280 the answers to the test. That was the easiest day. 0:49:58.400 --> 0:50:00.600 You just got to go take the test a million 0:50:00.680 --> 0:50:05.000 times at practice. Love that, and then subconsciously all your 0:50:05.040 --> 0:50:09.440 movements and behaviors will just come out naturally when the 0:50:09.440 --> 0:50:10.240 game day comes. 0:50:10.239 --> 0:50:11.439 It'll be like deja vu. 0:50:11.600 --> 0:50:11.839 Yep. 0:50:12.280 --> 0:50:13.840 That was the first trip Clep I went to in Seattle. 0:50:13.920 --> 0:50:16.600 Deja vu shout out, not joking, it was dejeavu and 0:50:16.680 --> 0:50:19.360 ricks shout out to ris My buddy Chris dal Leone. 0:50:20.560 --> 0:50:23.200 We went and I was eighteen and he was seventeen. 0:50:23.600 --> 0:50:26.920 But he you know Filipino. If Filipino dude puts on 0:50:26.960 --> 0:50:29.640 a hoodie and like does like a little bit of 0:50:29.680 --> 0:50:31.520 a Robert de Niro, they can aige himself up like 0:50:31.560 --> 0:50:35.960 five six years And so we walked in and he 0:50:36.080 --> 0:50:37.719 just owned the place. And I remember to this day, 0:50:37.719 --> 0:50:39.600 he tells a story he goes, he goes, you walked 0:50:39.600 --> 0:50:41.920 over and asked me for forty bucks like three times, 0:50:42.440 --> 0:50:44.400 because I was like, dude, this girl Cinnamon like she 0:50:44.480 --> 0:50:46.719 really she likes dude. I think she likes like I 0:50:46.719 --> 0:50:48.480 think I'm gonna pay for a kid to go to 0:50:48.680 --> 0:50:52.040 high school. I think I'm gonna buy I'm gonna take 0:50:52.040 --> 0:50:53.960 her to Costco and like fill up the cart. I think, 0:50:54.000 --> 0:50:55.000 like at least once. 0:50:55.200 --> 0:50:56.920 She did never gave you the forty bucks. You know 0:50:56.960 --> 0:50:59.120 what that bringed ever to. I mean, but the dances 0:50:59.120 --> 0:51:00.319 were the dancers just got shorter. 0:51:00.360 --> 0:51:02.520 I remember that every dance was like two and a 0:51:02.520 --> 0:51:04.840 half minutes, and all of a sudden, she was like, okay, 0:51:04.920 --> 0:51:07.640 so another forty bucks, then you can have the first 0:51:08.120 --> 0:51:08.960 six seconds of it. 0:51:08.960 --> 0:51:09.839 It's all been done by. 0:51:09.800 --> 0:51:12.759 The Barnaked Ladies and you're like, they're not even out yet. 0:51:14.120 --> 0:51:19.400 It's nineteen ninety eight, sweetheart, they were two thousand and 0:51:19.400 --> 0:51:24.840 two group. Were you in the future, Cinnamon, You. 0:51:24.840 --> 0:51:28.279 Remember the old Pablo Francisco bit on the strippers? I 0:51:28.320 --> 0:51:29.600 remember watching for him. 0:51:29.840 --> 0:51:30.719 You do a movie. 0:51:30.480 --> 0:51:31.400 Trailer voice four to what? 0:51:31.920 --> 0:51:32.840 No, but he's me. 0:51:33.440 --> 0:51:37.399 I used to watching him for early YEA early Central Day. Yes, 0:51:38.239 --> 0:51:40.000 and I remember you used to talk about going to 0:51:40.040 --> 0:51:42.279 the stripper. You like ducks. I like ducks too. 0:51:42.400 --> 0:51:44.640 Oh, I don't know, Funny. 0:51:45.400 --> 0:51:49.200 We'll be right back after this quick break. Let's go 0:51:49.280 --> 0:51:52.480 back to September twenty fourth, twenty twelve. Wow, this is 0:51:52.480 --> 0:51:54.360 a segment. We like to go over the pop culture. 0:51:54.440 --> 0:51:56.520 What was going on around this front of the game? 0:51:57.080 --> 0:52:02.600 Number one movie Hotel Transylvania, says. 0:52:01.440 --> 0:52:03.719 My god, dude, And who's who's your who's your like? 0:52:03.800 --> 0:52:04.680 Who do you look up to? 0:52:04.680 --> 0:52:07.520 So clearly, Adam Sandler, Who are your inspirations when you 0:52:07.520 --> 0:52:07.919 were young? 0:52:08.040 --> 0:52:12.080 Bro Sandler, Jim Carrey, Eddie Murphy, Nutty professor, the reason 0:52:12.120 --> 0:52:15.640 I do characters? And uh, you know I've done a 0:52:15.640 --> 0:52:17.960 bunch on Kiltny and now with the phil Any Murphy 0:52:18.040 --> 0:52:21.080 Eddie Murphy Nuny Professor is such an underrated movie and 0:52:21.080 --> 0:52:21.759 he should have won an. 0:52:21.719 --> 0:52:22.520 Academy Award for that. 0:52:22.600 --> 0:52:25.360 He played eight different people and they're all feel like 0:52:25.400 --> 0:52:27.880 real people, dude. And and Martin Lawrence dressed up like 0:52:27.880 --> 0:52:30.480 a woman. Tyler Perry, Dude, You're like, you're you feel 0:52:30.480 --> 0:52:32.080 like you're in no slight to them. You feel like 0:52:32.080 --> 0:52:36.840 you're just watching them in dress up. Eddie Murphy transforms dude. 0:52:37.160 --> 0:52:37.279 Uh. 0:52:37.320 --> 0:52:39.680 Same with Jim Carrey. Dude is like the Rinch carry 0:52:39.960 --> 0:52:42.200 so Jim Carrey, dude. I mean even Steve Crawll in 0:52:42.200 --> 0:52:44.680 the office is one of my favorite things. Larry David Curbs, 0:52:44.680 --> 0:52:46.080 one of my favorite shows of all time, got to 0:52:46.080 --> 0:52:49.759 do an episode which was Outer Body Experience. I was 0:52:49.760 --> 0:52:51.920 an uber driver and just him sitting behind me in 0:52:51.960 --> 0:52:54.440 the audition twice was like, I mean, I was like, 0:52:54.480 --> 0:52:56.759 we got into these fights, like you know, the only 0:52:56.800 --> 0:52:58.759 thing they write down is like, Larry's gonna ask you 0:52:58.760 --> 0:53:00.120 what is rating? As you tell me he's a one. 0:53:00.160 --> 0:53:01.720 That's all they tell you, and then you just improvise. 0:53:02.120 --> 0:53:03.799 So he's like he gets in and he goes hey, 0:53:03.840 --> 0:53:06.200 and I'm like kind of a gamble me picking you. 0:53:06.239 --> 0:53:07.520 Up right now? He's like, what's that? 0:53:08.120 --> 0:53:10.319 And then uh and then I go, you know you're 0:53:10.400 --> 0:53:13.120 rating man, And he's like, by the way, I'm a 0:53:13.120 --> 0:53:15.040 little thrown off. You do not for me gum. I go, well, 0:53:15.320 --> 0:53:17.080 you're a one man. I don't give one's gum. I 0:53:17.080 --> 0:53:19.520 mean you got in my car. To be honest with you, man, 0:53:19.560 --> 0:53:21.640 you got and you know that you slam the door 0:53:21.640 --> 0:53:23.920 too loud. He's like, what are you talking about? This 0:53:24.000 --> 0:53:25.520 is even a nice for a car. I go, dude, 0:53:26.360 --> 0:53:28.120 you know you got in with this like mentality, like 0:53:28.160 --> 0:53:30.279 you do what you want. You just got you got 0:53:30.280 --> 0:53:32.239 this like sucking fucking thing. He goes, there's no sucking. 0:53:32.280 --> 0:53:34.239 There's no fucking. This is in the audition that had 0:53:34.239 --> 0:53:37.040 to be insane. It was the best. And but so 0:53:37.160 --> 0:53:40.359 Larry David's definitely a hero Eddie Murphy, Eddie Harley. 0:53:40.080 --> 0:53:43.120 And coming to America when he changes into those guys, 0:53:43.400 --> 0:53:45.040 oh my gosh, those are the best. 0:53:45.280 --> 0:53:46.960 You don't you don't see that anymore? I want So 0:53:47.080 --> 0:53:48.919 that's one of the shows I'm actually trying to get 0:53:48.960 --> 0:53:51.680 going as a like scripted slash hybrid to where it's 0:53:51.680 --> 0:53:53.080 like it's this family dinner. 0:53:53.160 --> 0:53:55.239 I have this character Jeremy that I do. 0:53:55.360 --> 0:54:00.120 It's like this man boy child and I did this 0:54:00.160 --> 0:54:02.320 pilot that's up on my YouTube called Jeremy or I 0:54:02.320 --> 0:54:05.960 play three different characters, this heavy set gay hairdresser, then 0:54:06.000 --> 0:54:08.120 an old you know, eight year old woman like who's 0:54:08.120 --> 0:54:11.680 a medium, and then this man boy child dud Jeremy 0:54:11.719 --> 0:54:13.840 and Ron Funds is in it, David Keckner, Joel Michale, 0:54:13.840 --> 0:54:17.279 Tom Lennon, and uh yeah, the way Eddie would do that. 0:54:17.320 --> 0:54:19.000 Even Farley was a big influence. 0:54:20.440 --> 0:54:23.960 Uh you know, now when you do your impressions, do 0:54:24.000 --> 0:54:27.640 you like when you watch Jim Carrey, like he changes 0:54:27.680 --> 0:54:28.520 his fucking face. 0:54:28.600 --> 0:54:29.480 That's that's the next level. 0:54:29.560 --> 0:54:31.520 Yeah, like you do the same thing when you're doing 0:54:31.600 --> 0:54:33.799 like fucking biten and you're doing all yeah you got 0:54:33.800 --> 0:54:34.239 a little bit. 0:54:34.360 --> 0:54:36.759 Yeah, do you study that or Like for me, it's 0:54:36.800 --> 0:54:38.680 I'm not I don't consider myself like a true impressionist 0:54:38.719 --> 0:54:40.480 where like you know, there's a friend of mine, Mussavius 0:54:40.520 --> 0:54:42.560 and yours, she was on SNL forbid. She like sits 0:54:42.600 --> 0:54:45.960 down and like listens like studies. Like for me, it's 0:54:46.000 --> 0:54:48.600 either like it's not like a one and done, but 0:54:48.680 --> 0:54:51.120 like I try to do it. I really feel like 0:54:51.120 --> 0:54:53.480 I can see people like well, so like visually, I 0:54:53.480 --> 0:54:55.840 can like know how to so I just kind of 0:54:55.880 --> 0:54:57.399 start doing that, and then I would watch some things 0:54:57.400 --> 0:54:59.000 to try to find you know, it's a. 0:54:58.920 --> 0:54:59.920 Lot of the eye stuff. 0:55:00.000 --> 0:55:01.919 I find a couple of things and like the big 0:55:01.960 --> 0:55:04.120 teeth smile, you know, and then you know, the smirk 0:55:04.239 --> 0:55:05.879 was kind of thing, and then and then the voice 0:55:05.960 --> 0:55:07.520 when you get as close as you can. But like 0:55:07.840 --> 0:55:10.000 Will Farrells George Bush was so great, but it wasn't 0:55:10.040 --> 0:55:13.600 spot on me, you know, like Sera Caliendo's was a 0:55:13.640 --> 0:55:16.520 more spot on, but like Will Ferreles was kind of 0:55:16.760 --> 0:55:19.799 arguably funnier because it was just a little bit more cartoony. 0:55:20.800 --> 0:55:23.920 But but yeah, I try to the more you can 0:55:24.000 --> 0:55:26.160 kind of controy and getting into the makeup really helps 0:55:26.200 --> 0:55:28.840 to get lost in something, you know, Like when I 0:55:28.920 --> 0:55:30.960 was up there doing the the roast of Poppy, I 0:55:30.960 --> 0:55:33.359 mean I was yeah, I mean, I mean I could 0:55:33.360 --> 0:55:35.399 have hung out like that guy all night and walked 0:55:35.400 --> 0:55:37.399 around you know, Boston and the Yankees Jersey and got 0:55:37.400 --> 0:55:39.160 into fights. You know, I made you You're gonna really 0:55:39.360 --> 0:55:41.080 fuck me up. I'm eighty years old. Suck my dick 0:55:41.120 --> 0:55:43.800 cocksuck like I was ready to just do everything. 0:55:43.840 --> 0:55:44.000 You know. 0:55:44.600 --> 0:55:46.000 One More Night by Maroon five? 0:55:46.560 --> 0:55:47.200 One More Night? 0:55:47.320 --> 0:55:49.560 Are we Maroon five fans still? I mean it was 0:55:49.560 --> 0:55:50.439 the number one song? 0:55:50.640 --> 0:55:51.160 How did that go? 0:55:51.320 --> 0:55:52.680 What this is? I'm thinking of? 0:55:52.680 --> 0:55:56.400 Phil Collins say one Yemen. 0:55:58.080 --> 0:55:58.520 Take a cow. 0:55:58.719 --> 0:56:01.280 That's uh, that's from Targe Rights. 0:56:01.320 --> 0:56:03.000 You'll be in my heart if you want to get 0:56:03.040 --> 0:56:05.000 me to cry on cue dude, that one. I remember 0:56:05.040 --> 0:56:08.120 listening to that when my I think eighth grade girlfriend 0:56:08.239 --> 0:56:10.200 broke up with me. Thanks for bringing it up. Aaron 0:56:10.239 --> 0:56:13.160 Domingo shout out. She now she's dating a buddy mine 0:56:13.160 --> 0:56:15.000 from high school. They have four kids. I think they're happy. 0:56:15.120 --> 0:56:16.840 She's living out in the boonies. What's that she's a 0:56:16.880 --> 0:56:19.719 life coach? Hilarious. I think she was for a bit. 0:56:19.800 --> 0:56:22.000 No called me a volleyball coach. I think now she's 0:56:22.000 --> 0:56:25.719 just mom my buddy's a pee teacher. But they but 0:56:25.719 --> 0:56:27.360 I would after she broke up, I would turn on 0:56:27.560 --> 0:56:31.440 like you me, I just sit there, let me go. 0:56:33.560 --> 0:56:36.279 I just fucking be double fisting a brown sugar popped dirt. 0:56:37.360 --> 0:56:40.520 At least I've got you popped out. And then Aaron 0:56:40.520 --> 0:56:42.920 went and fucking jerked off my buddy jessla cast who 0:56:42.920 --> 0:56:44.359 by the way, Jess shout out, I like to see 0:56:44.360 --> 0:56:46.319 the full name of people. Jess was this kid in 0:56:46.360 --> 0:56:48.960 high school that I mean dude. He had the perfect family, 0:56:49.000 --> 0:56:51.719 his parents had money. But then he also was like 0:56:51.840 --> 0:56:53.720 the cooler. We all had this kid that was cooler 0:56:54.160 --> 0:56:55.840 in fourth grade to where they almost felt like an 0:56:55.880 --> 0:56:58.239 adult dude because his brother was and I think high 0:56:58.239 --> 0:57:01.719 school and we were in elementary school and so, and 0:57:01.760 --> 0:57:04.920 he was his football stud and Jess was a bigger dude. 0:57:04.960 --> 0:57:06.839 So like he just would get roughed up by his brother. 0:57:06.920 --> 0:57:09.360 So he came to school in the fourth grade, he'd 0:57:09.400 --> 0:57:11.040 be you know, the car had some miles on it, 0:57:11.440 --> 0:57:14.239 and he told us that his dad had meanted little Caesars. 0:57:14.520 --> 0:57:17.520 Hey not true. Do we have any way to fact check? 0:57:17.800 --> 0:57:18.040 Fuck? 0:57:18.120 --> 0:57:18.160 No. 0:57:18.600 --> 0:57:20.680 So we're like, dude, your dad came up with pizza pizza. 0:57:20.720 --> 0:57:23.240 He's like, yeah, dude. One day it was just like, dude, 0:57:23.280 --> 0:57:24.920 what's our slogan? Will we make pizza? 0:57:25.160 --> 0:57:25.720 Say it again? 0:57:25.800 --> 0:57:28.600 Boom, there is pizza pizza. We were like, what the fuck? 0:57:28.720 --> 0:57:31.240 He told us he was having sexual intercourse in the 0:57:31.280 --> 0:57:33.800 fourth grade. Again, no way to fact check. He also 0:57:33.880 --> 0:57:36.400 just had the swagger of a fourth grade. Confidence goes 0:57:36.400 --> 0:57:37.960 a long way then, dude, I remember he I think 0:57:38.000 --> 0:57:39.919 he told people he was doing al in the sixth grade. 0:57:39.920 --> 0:57:42.240 I don't know, but it was like we gonna, you know, 0:57:42.360 --> 0:57:44.160 hit him up on Facebook and find out. But now 0:57:44.160 --> 0:57:49.120 he's big gun guy. But he but so yeah, that 0:57:49.240 --> 0:57:51.560 was so twenty twelve. So one more Night, Yeah, I 0:57:51.560 --> 0:57:53.320 think it Phil Collins, but Maroon five had the time. 0:57:53.960 --> 0:57:55.080 I hate Phil Collins? 0:57:55.160 --> 0:57:56.560 WHOA what do he do to you? 0:57:56.600 --> 0:57:56.720 Well? 0:57:56.760 --> 0:58:00.200 I don't hate Phil Collins. I just don't like were 0:58:00.200 --> 0:58:01.080 the in the air of the night? 0:58:01.200 --> 0:58:01.360 Yes? 0:58:01.440 --> 0:58:03.400 Oh yeah, I remember we were on like a five 0:58:03.440 --> 0:58:05.479 game winning streak and I put that on right before 0:58:05.480 --> 0:58:07.160 a game we ended up losing the game. 0:58:07.240 --> 0:58:08.440 Never listened to it again. 0:58:08.400 --> 0:58:11.320 Phil, Well, that sounds like a personal problem. Why don't 0:58:11.320 --> 0:58:13.240 you fill out of this? Nah? 0:58:13.400 --> 0:58:15.960 I heard Fields kind of a hole too? Oh no, really, 0:58:16.160 --> 0:58:16.919 I don't know I've heard. 0:58:17.080 --> 0:58:18.040 Is that surprising though? 0:58:18.200 --> 0:58:20.120 No, he's such a He's a British rocker. 0:58:20.200 --> 0:58:21.800 Right when you make easy lover, bro, you can be 0:58:21.840 --> 0:58:22.200 in ahol. 0:58:22.280 --> 0:58:24.640 He's pretty cool though, great call, dude, he's cool. 0:58:24.880 --> 0:58:26.320 A p MVP I'll take you. 0:58:26.640 --> 0:58:29.920 Johnny Monzel was the Heisman winner Johnny football Honey Football 0:58:30.280 --> 0:58:32.200 crossover him. Yeah, I saw him an kill Tony. We 0:58:32.200 --> 0:58:34.920 played Dicetel three am. I told him too, and I was, 0:58:34.960 --> 0:58:37.800 I was dressed as sounds about right, And I told 0:58:37.840 --> 0:58:39.880 him I was, I was, Uh, I think I was 0:58:39.960 --> 0:58:41.600 dressed as doctor Phil and I go, Johnny, I feel 0:58:41.600 --> 0:58:44.200 like I'm watching deleted scenes from the documentary right now. 0:58:44.240 --> 0:58:46.040 You know. I was like, I thought, you're trying to 0:58:46.080 --> 0:58:48.160 sober up player, you know, And he was just like. 0:58:48.160 --> 0:58:49.560 You know, here we go, baby. 0:58:49.640 --> 0:58:50.600 You know he's a fun guy. 0:58:50.600 --> 0:58:52.120 Though it's a fun guy, cool stories. 0:58:52.520 --> 0:58:57.480 The talk was wild. You forget how fucking famous he was. 0:58:57.560 --> 0:58:58.280 Oh yeah, he was. 0:58:58.560 --> 0:59:02.520 I mean, and I don't know if I would. I mean, fuck, dude. 0:59:02.520 --> 0:59:05.720 It's almost like when you see, uh, you know, Bieber 0:59:05.720 --> 0:59:07.800 get so famous so quick, You're just like, what would 0:59:07.800 --> 0:59:08.000 you do? 0:59:08.120 --> 0:59:08.320 Man? 0:59:08.760 --> 0:59:09.560 Like, I don't care how. 0:59:09.920 --> 0:59:11.960 It's almost tough, you know to say, like to have 0:59:12.040 --> 0:59:13.720 the good people around you to get in your ear 0:59:13.760 --> 0:59:15.720 and your face and get you on the right path 0:59:16.160 --> 0:59:20.880 for sure, that you know always will help. But like, yeah, 0:59:20.920 --> 0:59:22.920 you're gonna you're you're in control, man, he was in 0:59:22.960 --> 0:59:23.919 the driver's seat and. 0:59:24.120 --> 0:59:26.000 The bron was that famous? He did all right? 0:59:26.360 --> 0:59:26.919 He did fine? 0:59:26.920 --> 0:59:31.520 Man, We'll be right back after this quick break. Let's 0:59:31.560 --> 0:59:33.680 jump into the Packers. Jack, give us a little synopsis 0:59:34.240 --> 0:59:37.320 on these Packers. He's eleven and five Packers. Mike McCarthy 0:59:37.320 --> 0:59:39.200 in his seventh season. We know he's done in Dallas 0:59:39.200 --> 0:59:42.200 these days. Legendary Dom Caper's running the seven season with 0:59:42.280 --> 0:59:43.320 them there just two years. 0:59:43.160 --> 0:59:46.080 Removed from that Super Bowl win over the Pittsburgh Steelers. 0:59:46.480 --> 0:59:50.680 Were you watching this game hoping for one or the 0:59:50.680 --> 0:59:53.720 other or did you expect Green Bay? I think a 0:59:53.760 --> 0:59:54.760 lot of people, did you know what? 0:59:54.880 --> 0:59:58.320 So I was in AFC at this time, so very 0:59:59.160 --> 1:00:01.520 this was a Monday night game because it was on ESPN, 1:00:01.560 --> 1:00:04.720 I believe Gruden. So we'd all watch that. But you 1:00:04.760 --> 1:00:08.320 could care less on who wins. You're more tied to 1:00:08.400 --> 1:00:11.840 your division and your conference. You know, it's very rare 1:00:11.880 --> 1:00:13.280 that if we're not playing, then we're not going to 1:00:13.320 --> 1:00:14.960 see them, That's right, you know what I mean once 1:00:15.000 --> 1:00:18.560 every four years, that's right. So like this is we're 1:00:18.560 --> 1:00:20.920 gonna watch Aaron Rodgers play on Monday night football? 1:00:20.960 --> 1:00:22.920 Though, did you think, like, oh, this is a potential 1:00:23.560 --> 1:00:26.920 scruble matchup at this point, dude, So early. 1:00:27.400 --> 1:00:30.760 Right, our coaches kept us so dialed into how shitty 1:00:30.760 --> 1:00:33.080 we played the week before that we thought we were 1:00:33.680 --> 1:00:34.560 on thin ice. 1:00:34.360 --> 1:00:37.240 Set Just like, I mean, it doesn't strike me as 1:00:37.240 --> 1:00:39.120 a guy that even screams. I mean, he strikes me. 1:00:39.480 --> 1:00:40.400 It strikes me the guy. 1:00:40.320 --> 1:00:43.000 He doesn't scream, but he kills you with facts like 1:00:43.440 --> 1:00:49.400 that and knowledge. He'll embarrass you through like his knowledge 1:00:49.400 --> 1:00:52.160 of the game, Like you're going to loaf that play 1:00:52.920 --> 1:00:55.080 and then he'll go and he'll put on the same 1:00:55.200 --> 1:00:58.640 play with l team, blowing the guy up, saying, so 1:00:58.760 --> 1:01:01.760 you're gonna act that and make that play. 1:01:02.520 --> 1:01:05.360 But I've look at this, this is how it's done. 1:01:05.600 --> 1:01:07.840 So like if you bought, like you're playing monopoly and 1:01:08.160 --> 1:01:13.480 he's like, wow, you're really gonna buy Baltic Avenue right now? Well, 1:01:13.520 --> 1:01:16.520 I guess that's your prerogative, huh. But Atlantic Avenue is 1:01:16.560 --> 1:01:18.720 wide open and clearly is going to bring in more 1:01:18.760 --> 1:01:22.600 cash flow. Maybe you're just a big fucking idiot. He 1:01:22.600 --> 1:01:24.520 would just do that shit. He wouldn't say that, right 1:01:24.560 --> 1:01:25.080 for sure. 1:01:24.880 --> 1:01:25.320 But he. 1:01:26.800 --> 1:01:29.200 Say I'm a big fucking He never like really called 1:01:29.200 --> 1:01:32.920 guy's idiots, I'm disappointing you like a dad. No, it 1:01:32.960 --> 1:01:37.080 was more more like we're not on this program, or 1:01:37.240 --> 1:01:40.120 like cool he says asshole a lot in his windy 1:01:40.240 --> 1:01:43.800 motherfucks you assholes. Cool, but it's like old it's like 1:01:43.960 --> 1:01:45.200 old guy assholes. 1:01:45.240 --> 1:01:48.440 Yeah, get up. You need a little bit of that 1:01:48.800 --> 1:01:50.640 as a coach, right or do you not like people 1:01:50.720 --> 1:01:54.000 used to, you know, give Pete Carroll a hard time, 1:01:54.280 --> 1:01:56.120 even though I've heard from you know, Mark Sanchez and 1:01:56.160 --> 1:01:58.120 others that like, Pete's gott a fucking He's got a 1:01:58.160 --> 1:02:01.160 switch like anybody, but like, yeah, more often than not 1:02:01.200 --> 1:02:04.240 he's killing it with kindness and he's trying to be positive. 1:02:04.320 --> 1:02:06.120 Then that just the way he does it, right, So 1:02:06.520 --> 1:02:11.840 it's never positive, Pete. Yeah, never positive. 1:02:11.400 --> 1:02:13.760 Okay, Pete stage Jack composer was do your job right? 1:02:13.880 --> 1:02:15.240 Yeah, that's that fun if you. 1:02:15.200 --> 1:02:19.840 Think about it, like where we were at as an organization, 1:02:21.280 --> 1:02:24.160 like it was either super Bowl or failure. Wow, you 1:02:24.160 --> 1:02:26.760 know that was when I got there. When I got there, 1:02:26.800 --> 1:02:29.200 they already had three super Bowls. Yeah, and then we 1:02:29.240 --> 1:02:31.800 got into the heat of ours. So like it wasn't 1:02:31.840 --> 1:02:34.840 about how well you did in the win. It was 1:02:34.880 --> 1:02:38.680 about the seventeen plays we could do ten times better 1:02:38.760 --> 1:02:41.560 because when we need those plays against a better team 1:02:42.000 --> 1:02:45.160 in a more important situation or area of the season, 1:02:45.800 --> 1:02:48.720 that's what we're trying to do. The whole season is 1:02:48.800 --> 1:02:52.640 just trying to prepare you for the postseason, you know, 1:02:52.680 --> 1:02:56.120 And that's the real dance. So like, yeah, it's negative, 1:02:56.200 --> 1:02:59.160 but it's not negative. It's it's anyone who's trying to 1:02:59.200 --> 1:03:02.120 improve some thing. You never look at the great things 1:03:02.440 --> 1:03:04.400 or you never pat on the ass for things you're 1:03:04.440 --> 1:03:07.920 expected to do right because we're all professionals here. Okay, 1:03:07.960 --> 1:03:10.080 this is what we did wrong. We need to work 1:03:10.120 --> 1:03:12.600 this because we're gonna see this fifteen times next week 1:03:12.640 --> 1:03:13.720 against the next opponent. 1:03:13.800 --> 1:03:15.960 Yeah, that's what we need to do. Yep, you know 1:03:16.000 --> 1:03:16.400 what I mean. 1:03:16.920 --> 1:03:18.400 I feel like I was just in a Bill Belichick 1:03:18.400 --> 1:03:19.000 meeting right there. 1:03:19.160 --> 1:03:21.640 Yeah, dude, that's awesome. It's it's cool how much you've like, 1:03:22.600 --> 1:03:24.440 can you know, hold on to that and you still 1:03:24.480 --> 1:03:26.640 like it's there's also other ways to do it, And 1:03:26.720 --> 1:03:28.840 that worked for that worked for Bill. It worked for 1:03:29.720 --> 1:03:32.240 it seems like it was he was pretty doubt into 1:03:32.280 --> 1:03:35.640 like you know, once people get brought in like who 1:03:36.040 --> 1:03:38.280 is who who buys in and who doesn't? Right, I'm 1:03:38.280 --> 1:03:40.240 sure there were guys that were like, yeah, but. 1:03:40.240 --> 1:03:43.000 When you're when your best player, your most highest PID 1:03:43.040 --> 1:03:46.120 player is Tom Brady, who's working the hardest, it makes 1:03:46.160 --> 1:03:49.560 everyone else fall in line. So yeah, Bill, Bill, he's 1:03:49.600 --> 1:03:52.840 a great coach. But it's because of the leader. Huh 1:03:52.840 --> 1:03:56.200 you looked at Tom first? No, you just you had 1:03:56.280 --> 1:03:58.440 no uh if Tom was gonna get yelled at, if 1:03:58.440 --> 1:04:00.440 Tom was gonna be there early. And Tom's got a 1:04:00.440 --> 1:04:03.520 supermodel wife and it can take a helicopter wherever he wants. 1:04:03.560 --> 1:04:05.960 But he's still the first one in the last and 1:04:06.000 --> 1:04:07.960 you're fucking fifty four on the roster. 1:04:08.200 --> 1:04:10.680 Wow, what do you think you're gonna do? D So, 1:04:10.800 --> 1:04:14.120 I mean, it's it's a joint, it's a synergy. It's 1:04:14.160 --> 1:04:18.200 a laws by the head coach, it's the authority by 1:04:18.720 --> 1:04:20.560 the sheriffs, and that's the players. 1:04:21.120 --> 1:04:24.360 It needs to be working hand in hand. That's what 1:04:24.520 --> 1:04:27.160 That's what you see with the chiefs Andy Reid and 1:04:27.200 --> 1:04:29.840 Patrick Mahomes. I went and watch them practice. You know 1:04:29.880 --> 1:04:34.000 there's guys joking around. Patrick Mahomes wasn't. Patrick Mahomes was dialed. 1:04:34.040 --> 1:04:37.360 The whole fucking time. Patrick Mahomes in between periods was 1:04:37.400 --> 1:04:39.200 doing his things that he had to do to get 1:04:39.560 --> 1:04:42.800 his self ready. And I guarantee every motherfucker on that 1:04:42.880 --> 1:04:45.080 team sees that. Wow, you know what I mean, that's 1:04:45.120 --> 1:04:48.880 that's that's the power of leadership in an organization. 1:04:49.200 --> 1:04:52.320 I remember Greg Jennings had a big day. Yeah, Greg 1:04:52.400 --> 1:04:53.000 Jennings game. 1:04:53.520 --> 1:04:56.520 We watched this game, and these Packers teams, they were 1:04:56.560 --> 1:04:57.240 fucking good. 1:04:57.280 --> 1:04:59.640 They're good man, Jordy Nelson. 1:05:00.080 --> 1:05:04.120 Jay Haw, Clay Roger was, was Cobb was? 1:05:04.360 --> 1:05:05.400 I don't think Cob was on this. 1:05:05.560 --> 1:05:08.920 Charles Woodson Famer? Yeah, was he? I didn't see him 1:05:08.920 --> 1:05:10.040 that much in the highlights though. 1:05:10.080 --> 1:05:14.760 Obviously Clay Matthews, Right, Clay Matthews, great, my teammate, Charles Woodson, 1:05:15.560 --> 1:05:17.400 Hall of Famer. Maybe we just golfed this pass. 1:05:17.760 --> 1:05:20.160 It was good golfer And a little foreshadowing with this game. 1:05:20.520 --> 1:05:23.480 This season, Aaron Rodgers led the league in sacks, taking 1:05:23.480 --> 1:05:24.160 a fifty one. 1:05:24.360 --> 1:05:25.400 Yeah, we got to him in this game. 1:05:25.440 --> 1:05:26.560 It's a little foreshadowing. 1:05:26.680 --> 1:05:29.240 Yeah, this d was I mean, just going on the line, dude, 1:05:29.280 --> 1:05:30.280 I mean, it's. 1:05:29.920 --> 1:05:31.320 This was the start of the legion to boom. 1:05:31.320 --> 1:05:34.240 When you guys got irving and reserving. 1:05:34.360 --> 1:05:37.600 Was a fucking mad man, dude, I mean, dude, just 1:05:38.560 --> 1:05:41.280 Sidney Rice was such a beast gig. So that was 1:05:41.320 --> 1:05:46.000 our veteran guy, Doug Baldwin just you know when talk about. 1:05:45.160 --> 1:05:47.320 This was Tate, baby, Remember a little Tate was a. 1:05:47.360 --> 1:05:49.680 Ball I was bummed that we let him go. Tate 1:05:49.800 --> 1:05:50.760 was a fucking baller. 1:05:50.800 --> 1:05:52.520 I remember we used to train in the off season 1:05:52.560 --> 1:05:54.280 together and that guy just made plays. 1:05:54.320 --> 1:05:56.760 He was playmaker, dude, and he uh and he had 1:05:56.800 --> 1:06:00.360 a little flair and he little goofy ship. But finally 1:06:00.400 --> 1:06:02.280 what he did he may play backed it up and 1:06:02.400 --> 1:06:04.240 him with Percy there for a minute, it was cool. 1:06:04.280 --> 1:06:06.360 I'll tell you that boom though you see you see 1:06:06.880 --> 1:06:09.320 probably it was wild Byron Maxwell was just coming into 1:06:09.320 --> 1:06:12.080 his own JA Jeremy Lane, who was fucking and you 1:06:12.120 --> 1:06:14.240 guys up in that bowl until he fucking went out. 1:06:14.280 --> 1:06:16.600 I mean that. You know, there are certain Hawks fans 1:06:16.600 --> 1:06:19.480 that are like, once Lane broke his fucking arm, that 1:06:19.600 --> 1:06:21.280 was the beginning, and I was like, that wasn't it. 1:06:21.800 --> 1:06:23.760 There was a lot going on, but he was a 1:06:23.960 --> 1:06:26.640 he was he was a guy to have out there. 1:06:26.720 --> 1:06:29.960 He tackled that he was the one who broke his arm. 1:06:30.120 --> 1:06:33.720 Oh that's right. I think he tours a c L too. 1:06:34.360 --> 1:06:36.600 It was a bad because it was a bad hit. 1:06:36.840 --> 1:06:38.960 It's a bad throw. It was bad play. Yeah, it's 1:06:38.960 --> 1:06:39.480 a bad play. 1:06:39.520 --> 1:06:41.320 How about Cam Chancell and getting hit by that guy? 1:06:41.360 --> 1:06:44.400 What's that like? It feels so when you hit people 1:06:44.720 --> 1:06:45.640 you could feel give. 1:06:46.840 --> 1:06:48.680 He feels like when you hit a tree. 1:06:49.600 --> 1:06:52.000 You know, when you hit a tree and every morning 1:06:52.000 --> 1:06:54.400 I start my day, but smacking my head on one, yeah, 1:06:54.800 --> 1:06:55.520 it felt like that. 1:06:55.600 --> 1:07:00.360 And also who the low, low key fucking little Earl Thomas. 1:07:00.440 --> 1:07:03.360 Yeah, bro Earl Thomas is he was like a bat 1:07:03.360 --> 1:07:04.200 out of hell. Yeah. 1:07:04.200 --> 1:07:06.360 Man, he would blow something up, even if it was 1:07:06.400 --> 1:07:09.160 his own teammate. He didn't care. He was blowing just 1:07:09.200 --> 1:07:11.360 something up, even if it had nothing to do with 1:07:11.360 --> 1:07:12.240 the play he was blowing. 1:07:12.680 --> 1:07:14.840 He was hitting somebody and making him think twice about 1:07:14.840 --> 1:07:15.240 their weekend. 1:07:15.280 --> 1:07:16.200 This's when he had dreads too. 1:07:16.240 --> 1:07:19.640 I was watching this game because yeah, because I don't 1:07:19.640 --> 1:07:21.160 think he had him when we played, but this is 1:07:21.160 --> 1:07:21.800 when he was young. 1:07:21.840 --> 1:07:24.360 They were wild, dude. They were just Marshaun Lynch. 1:07:24.400 --> 1:07:28.120 We can't talk about money beast mode. 1:07:28.120 --> 1:07:29.720 We had every we had every spot covered and we 1:07:29.800 --> 1:07:34.400 had you know, getting you know, I've heard both sides 1:07:34.400 --> 1:07:36.480 of the coin about Russ, but like, you know, you 1:07:36.520 --> 1:07:38.600 had so many great guys and then obviously you know 1:07:38.760 --> 1:07:41.840 what helps is you know, only a few contracts, right, 1:07:41.920 --> 1:07:43.760 So it was like we paid I think I don't 1:07:43.760 --> 1:07:46.880 think we paid any maybe Sherman had gotten paid at 1:07:46.920 --> 1:07:49.120 this point or but I think they were all on 1:07:49.200 --> 1:07:51.200 rookie contracts for a minute. So that's why it was. 1:07:51.560 --> 1:07:52.960 We paid a couple O line guys. 1:07:53.600 --> 1:07:56.680 And then didn't John Snyder come from the Packers? Yes, 1:07:56.760 --> 1:07:59.439 oh yeah, so I Actually he's a friend of yours. 1:07:59.800 --> 1:08:02.680 He took me to lunch when I when when I 1:08:02.720 --> 1:08:06.000 got worked out after my little combine at Kent, me 1:08:06.000 --> 1:08:09.440 and him went to lunch and we had like a 1:08:09.480 --> 1:08:10.640 real cool relationship. 1:08:10.760 --> 1:08:12.800 I can't imagine you guys not hitting it off. 1:08:12.920 --> 1:08:14.280 Yeah he was. He was a cool dude. 1:08:14.440 --> 1:08:16.559 He's very cool, and he's died with the fucking he's 1:08:16.720 --> 1:08:17.160 you know, I. 1:08:17.200 --> 1:08:19.599 Mean, he's a huge part of the reason why this 1:08:19.680 --> 1:08:22.479 team became what they became because you hit on Bruce Serving, 1:08:22.880 --> 1:08:25.800 you brought in that, you know, uh, the legion of 1:08:25.880 --> 1:08:29.840 boom Boys. Browner was like playing into his own. He 1:08:29.920 --> 1:08:35.120 was a long, crazy, fucking physical corner. You had Sherm 1:08:35.200 --> 1:08:36.800 who was a fucking ballhawk. 1:08:37.520 --> 1:08:41.400 I mean that's because of kJ Ryders, a rookie linebacker 1:08:41.479 --> 1:08:42.040 in there, like. 1:08:42.040 --> 1:08:45.759 Dude, this whole and this This was like in the game. 1:08:46.200 --> 1:08:47.720 Where Clemens was wild off. 1:08:47.760 --> 1:08:51.080 Oh god, they were had a branch you couldn't move 1:08:51.080 --> 1:08:52.960 Alan Branch. He played with us for two years and 1:08:52.960 --> 1:08:55.040 won a couple of Super Bowls. Alan Branch used to 1:08:55.080 --> 1:08:58.560 ride a skateboard, electric skateboard and from the parking lot, 1:08:58.800 --> 1:09:00.920 which we had like a it was probably like a 1:09:00.960 --> 1:09:03.439 two hundred yard walk, and he would get out of 1:09:03.439 --> 1:09:07.040 his truck, he put his skateboard down, put his backpack on, 1:09:08.000 --> 1:09:11.400 step on his electric things, zoom in, go in through 1:09:11.400 --> 1:09:13.599 the hallways and he's you see a three hundred and 1:09:13.640 --> 1:09:17.360 sixty pound guy just walking around on an eboard in 1:09:17.400 --> 1:09:20.120 the hallways. Bill sitting like, what the fuck are you doing? 1:09:20.160 --> 1:09:22.439 They gotta save those legs, Yeah, to save those legs. 1:09:22.439 --> 1:09:25.559 Oh my god. Yeah, Schneider really is. I mean him 1:09:25.560 --> 1:09:29.120 and Pete were, you know, definitely in in concert as 1:09:29.120 --> 1:09:33.080 far as every move they were making. But like you know, 1:09:33.160 --> 1:09:36.320 even now, you know he's uh, they I mean they 1:09:36.360 --> 1:09:37.040 crushed the draft. 1:09:37.120 --> 1:09:37.439 Dude. 1:09:37.479 --> 1:09:39.880 He's just a football savvy, fucking guy. 1:09:39.880 --> 1:09:40.120 Man. 1:09:40.240 --> 1:09:41.759 I mean he's such a normal dude. 1:09:42.080 --> 1:09:45.160 But then when you like lock in and talk you know, 1:09:45.240 --> 1:09:48.160 ball with him, You're just like, oh, this is sometimes. 1:09:48.240 --> 1:09:49.559 You know, we'll be hanging and I'm like. 1:09:49.640 --> 1:09:51.920 How are you running a football franchise? And then as 1:09:51.960 --> 1:09:54.160 soon as we start talking, he's like junk and just 1:09:54.240 --> 1:09:57.720 like you know, he's just living, breathing, thinking it. 1:09:57.760 --> 1:09:59.679 But he's been around some of the greats. 1:09:59.720 --> 1:10:02.639 I mean he was he got to learn from home 1:10:02.720 --> 1:10:07.200 grin how to build an organization, a franchise. Yeah, you know, 1:10:07.240 --> 1:10:08.760 and then you go and do I think he was 1:10:08.800 --> 1:10:11.040 with the Niners early on too, wasn't didn't he start 1:10:11.040 --> 1:10:12.040 with the Niners. 1:10:12.160 --> 1:10:12.840 I don't know what's. 1:10:12.680 --> 1:10:14.880 Familiar, Jackie get us the game lead up of this 1:10:15.120 --> 1:10:17.240 Week three regular season game. 1:10:17.479 --> 1:10:19.080 As you mentioned, this is a Week three game, both 1:10:19.120 --> 1:10:21.680 teams coming in one and one. Russell Wilson's third game 1:10:21.720 --> 1:10:24.200 ever in the NFL, So this is young, young russ 1:10:24.479 --> 1:10:26.320 and a big story heading into this one. Of course, 1:10:26.520 --> 1:10:29.720 the replacement refs they were on strike, couldn't come into 1:10:29.760 --> 1:10:32.760 an agreement there two thousand and five deal expired in 1:10:32.840 --> 1:10:35.360 twenty eleven. Then you had a little bit of the lockout, 1:10:35.360 --> 1:10:38.280 which hindered some of their negotiations. But the dispute basically 1:10:38.280 --> 1:10:42.000 centered around pension and a little bit of upping some 1:10:42.040 --> 1:10:44.559 of the salaries, which would have amounted to three point 1:10:44.600 --> 1:10:47.800 three million total, whereas Roger Goodell was making forty four 1:10:47.840 --> 1:10:49.519 million that year. So there was a little bit of 1:10:49.520 --> 1:10:52.200 contention there and they wanted to switch the pension. 1:10:52.400 --> 1:10:54.519 You can't put Roger in the same sentence with ref 1:10:54.800 --> 1:10:56.920 I know. Yeah, I hate when people do that in 1:10:56.920 --> 1:11:01.280 the comparison. Shit, that's bullshit. Roger your Goodell does a 1:11:01.320 --> 1:11:02.800 lot of ship for that. And I'm not trying to 1:11:02.840 --> 1:11:05.760 be a Roger Homer anything. You're sounding like one. 1:11:05.840 --> 1:11:08.000 These guys aren't even fucking full time. That's what the 1:11:08.200 --> 1:11:10.120 like need. That would hardly make them full time. 1:11:10.280 --> 1:11:12.240 I know that was The NFL is fine without Roger 1:11:12.280 --> 1:11:13.760 Goodell from my products standpoint. 1:11:14.160 --> 1:11:16.040 He saw how bad the NFL was with no refs. 1:11:16.160 --> 1:11:18.040 Yeah, it was bad. I'm talking about from an optic standpoint. 1:11:18.040 --> 1:11:19.640 I got I get you love Roger Dodger. 1:11:19.400 --> 1:11:21.719 I don't. I don't hate Roger. 1:11:21.880 --> 1:11:25.080 I like Roger do you like Roger, call him Roger, 1:11:25.200 --> 1:11:28.759 but he is he seems fine. Yeah, no, he seems 1:11:28.960 --> 1:11:30.639 actually he seems chill. 1:11:30.880 --> 1:11:32.800 My uh he takes all the bullets. 1:11:33.040 --> 1:11:35.240 He does well, you have to your commission. He uh. 1:11:35.520 --> 1:11:37.800 My buddy, Brad Williams is a Broncos fan. You know, guys, 1:11:37.800 --> 1:11:40.599 no comedian Brad Williams hilarious. I always do this. He's 1:11:40.600 --> 1:11:42.880 a little person. He's a he's a person, but he's 1:11:43.080 --> 1:11:44.880 you know, he can't get on the couch without help, 1:11:45.000 --> 1:11:47.320 but he's Brad's one of the funniest dudes ever, which 1:11:47.360 --> 1:11:49.439 I go out of specials. H I think Starfish is 1:11:49.560 --> 1:11:51.400 name of it on YouTube. If you're gonna drab him, 1:11:51.400 --> 1:11:53.400 I gotta give him a shout out. But Brad is one 1:11:53.400 --> 1:11:55.640 of my best buds. And you know, I've picked him 1:11:55.720 --> 1:11:57.439 up many times. We used to do a podcast together 1:11:57.560 --> 1:11:58.679 when we're out doing shows. 1:11:58.960 --> 1:11:59.160 You know. 1:11:59.680 --> 1:12:01.800 He We just did this show at the Comedy Store 1:12:01.880 --> 1:12:04.040 last week, the Goddamn Comedy Jam and me, him and 1:12:04.120 --> 1:12:07.720 Jelly Roller on stage singing fucking Nickelback and I just 1:12:07.720 --> 1:12:08.960 go Prad. It was the end of show. I go 1:12:09.040 --> 1:12:10.880 jump and just fucking without everything. It just jumps in 1:12:10.920 --> 1:12:13.000 my arms. I'm carrying him around the stage, but you know, 1:12:13.080 --> 1:12:14.760 we he knows I'm not gonna drop him. We have 1:12:14.800 --> 1:12:17.559 a fucking built some rapport. He's at the draft and 1:12:17.600 --> 1:12:19.400 he went up to ask Goodell a question. I think 1:12:19.400 --> 1:12:21.559 it's on Brad's Instagram, and he asked a question about 1:12:21.560 --> 1:12:23.160 the push push and he's like, if you're gonna get 1:12:23.200 --> 1:12:24.960 rid of that, maybe there's a thing where they throw 1:12:24.960 --> 1:12:27.840 a little person over the goal line instead. And that 1:12:27.880 --> 1:12:29.960 clip kind of popped off and Goodell you see him 1:12:29.960 --> 1:12:33.240 like laughing really hard and and you know, being a 1:12:33.280 --> 1:12:34.840 good sport about it. And then I told Brad to 1:12:34.880 --> 1:12:37.920 go watching Goodell walk over to you and shake your hand. 1:12:38.000 --> 1:12:39.080 And it was like, I don't know if it was 1:12:39.080 --> 1:12:41.360 his first time around a dwarf before, but I did 1:12:41.360 --> 1:12:42.960 the same thing when I first met Brad. I was like, 1:12:43.000 --> 1:12:43.640 can I pet you? 1:12:43.720 --> 1:12:43.800 Like? 1:12:44.000 --> 1:12:45.759 Do you have all your shots? Like it's like a pitpole. 1:12:45.800 --> 1:12:48.000 You're like, what's the fucking protocol here? So you see 1:12:48.000 --> 1:12:51.000 Goodell walk over being like and Goodell wants to hug him, 1:12:51.040 --> 1:12:52.400 but he's like, is it rude if I bend down 1:12:52.400 --> 1:12:53.840 and hug him? So he just kind of puts his 1:12:53.880 --> 1:12:55.439 hands on his shoulders, like he's his dad at a 1:12:55.479 --> 1:12:58.120 t ball fucking you know, banquet, and he's like rubbing 1:12:58.120 --> 1:12:59.479 his shoulders and then you see him get a little 1:12:59.520 --> 1:12:59.840 Joe Biden. 1:12:59.880 --> 1:13:01.000 He's he's like, maybe I shouldn't do that. 1:13:01.040 --> 1:13:02.960 He's actually smell his head and then you can see 1:13:03.080 --> 1:13:05.080 Goodell want to pick Brad up. Here we go, yeah, 1:13:05.120 --> 1:13:08.439 this is it. See the handshakes weird. But if you 1:13:08.439 --> 1:13:10.720 play the video out, like given that woman's like, what 1:13:10.800 --> 1:13:11.400 is he about to do? 1:13:11.439 --> 1:13:13.439 We're about to have to put out some statements tomorrow. 1:13:13.560 --> 1:13:15.639 And Goodell is like right behind Brad and he almost 1:13:15.680 --> 1:13:17.559 picked him up, but then also almost hug him weird, 1:13:17.600 --> 1:13:18.680 And I was like, dude, if he. 1:13:18.680 --> 1:13:20.439 Would have picked him up, that would have been fun. 1:13:20.600 --> 1:13:22.599 Brad's gotten picked up before by a guy that wanted 1:13:22.600 --> 1:13:24.240 to like lion king him and dropped him. Actually he 1:13:24.280 --> 1:13:26.520 had a show, god, and he had severe like backashes 1:13:26.520 --> 1:13:28.320 for a while. He's good now, but that's one thing 1:13:28.320 --> 1:13:31.599 Brad says is like, don't fucking pick me up. But yeah, dude, 1:13:31.600 --> 1:13:34.280 I think Goodell is I think Goodell knows what he's doing. 1:13:34.320 --> 1:13:36.479 He's look, the game has never been better, right, So 1:13:36.600 --> 1:13:37.519 he's doing something right. 1:13:37.640 --> 1:13:40.439 Honestly, it's funny you bring or Brad brought that up because, uh, 1:13:40.520 --> 1:13:43.760 former Texas tech coach Mike Leech actually rumored to have 1:13:43.800 --> 1:13:45.080 proposed to play like that. 1:13:45.479 --> 1:13:46.799 Oh really, yeah, my minjels. 1:13:46.840 --> 1:13:47.760 We were looking at that last week. 1:13:47.800 --> 1:13:51.160 Don't you love a good YouTube title? Goodell wipes booger 1:13:51.200 --> 1:13:53.599 on handicap girl. I mean, I can't click fast enough. 1:13:53.680 --> 1:13:55.519 Oh my god. It's almost like when you see, like 1:13:55.680 --> 1:13:57.439 there was a video I side that said gorilla has 1:13:57.439 --> 1:13:59.800 had enough and it's a video of a gorilla at 1:13:59.840 --> 1:14:03.519 the fucking zoo and a kid's tapping on the glass 1:14:04.080 --> 1:14:07.160 and then the gorilla just fire us one off. Like 1:14:07.240 --> 1:14:08.800 and by the way, there was a time I remember 1:14:08.840 --> 1:14:10.360 going to the zoo where there was no glass, so 1:14:10.479 --> 1:14:12.519 like there's and this was in the first gorilla to 1:14:12.560 --> 1:14:15.320 fucking shoot off a load into the stains, like you know, 1:14:15.360 --> 1:14:17.120 there's a kid walking around with an eyepatch being like 1:14:17.160 --> 1:14:19.439 I remember it was my birthday. It was nineteen eighty six, 1:14:19.920 --> 1:14:22.519 and I was, you know, prodd and fucking you know, uh, 1:14:22.560 --> 1:14:24.840 Tim Tebow Junior or whoever the gorilla was, and and 1:14:24.880 --> 1:14:28.080 the gorilla I was on team Gorilla when the kid 1:14:28.160 --> 1:14:29.880 was like poking on the glass. And then when the 1:14:29.880 --> 1:14:32.760 gorilla woke up and just was like, ah, from his nap, 1:14:32.800 --> 1:14:34.920 I'm like, now I'm team kid because I've been woking 1:14:34.960 --> 1:14:35.519 up from naps. 1:14:35.520 --> 1:14:37.799 But I was never like mom, I said twenty minutes, 1:14:37.840 --> 1:14:39.679 you know, and shot one off. 1:14:39.720 --> 1:14:42.320 But the craziest part about the video is the fucking 1:14:42.720 --> 1:14:44.639 by the way, the most come I've ever seen out 1:14:44.640 --> 1:14:47.920 of anything, hits the fucking screen and the kid doesn't 1:14:47.920 --> 1:14:48.519 even flinch. 1:14:49.760 --> 1:14:52.559 Guy's got nerves is almost just like that steel. 1:14:52.680 --> 1:14:55.519 Nerves of steel might put him in some sort of 1:14:55.520 --> 1:14:57.880 a like I don't know, like a UFC like ring 1:14:57.960 --> 1:15:00.120 or he just or you get a je in the veins, 1:15:00.560 --> 1:15:01.439 or you got a serial killer. 1:15:01.520 --> 1:15:02.360 Yeah, but he checked. 1:15:02.360 --> 1:15:03.479 Who won the Super Bowl this year? 1:15:03.680 --> 1:15:06.360 Ravens Black couple. That was when the lights went out 1:15:06.360 --> 1:15:07.280 in New Orleans. Cool. 1:15:08.080 --> 1:15:09.800 That was a good ball break down this game. 1:15:09.880 --> 1:15:11.280 We'll get into this game real fast. 1:15:11.439 --> 1:15:14.679 The first half can be summed up with eight eight 1:15:14.800 --> 1:15:16.120 straight punts to start this. 1:15:16.120 --> 1:15:17.040 Game on Seattle. 1:15:17.200 --> 1:15:19.160 Yeah, if you got the over year on suicide Watch 1:15:19.400 --> 1:15:22.400 and eight sacks of Aaron Rodgers. The defense was getting 1:15:22.400 --> 1:15:25.880 to them all night. Chris Clemens four sat first half, Irving. 1:15:25.640 --> 1:15:26.400 Had two sacks. 1:15:26.520 --> 1:15:28.760 And this was the frustrating part about having Russ as 1:15:28.760 --> 1:15:30.760 a QB is like he was just so but again 1:15:30.840 --> 1:15:32.759 first year, right, this is a rookie numbers. 1:15:32.800 --> 1:15:34.160 Yeah, but he it just. 1:15:34.200 --> 1:15:36.360 Was like there were a lot of a lot of 1:15:36.360 --> 1:15:37.240 three announced. 1:15:36.920 --> 1:15:38.879 You watched him though, he was he was springy. 1:15:39.040 --> 1:15:41.519 I loved him. He gets a run here. This is 1:15:41.560 --> 1:15:42.200 when he was young. 1:15:42.600 --> 1:15:45.960 Dougie Baldwin told me once that, you know, he and 1:15:46.000 --> 1:15:48.439 Russ obviously had an amazing connection. I think in Doug's 1:15:48.520 --> 1:15:50.560 last few years, right, they said some I think offensive 1:15:50.600 --> 1:15:53.360 record for most tds and and then I think Russ 1:15:53.400 --> 1:15:53.640 might have. 1:15:53.600 --> 1:15:54.759 Passed it with Tyler Lockett. 1:15:54.800 --> 1:15:57.000 But but he was like it was a little crazy 1:15:57.000 --> 1:16:00.640 at times because Russ would scramble so much much that 1:16:00.720 --> 1:16:03.479 the prey and extend plays. But Doug's like, dude, my 1:16:03.560 --> 1:16:06.880 career was on the line every game because like I'm 1:16:07.000 --> 1:16:09.280 dialed in, I'm trying to make a play, I'm scrambling. 1:16:09.560 --> 1:16:11.680 But He's like, I didn't know if like somebody was 1:16:11.720 --> 1:16:14.320 gonna just come out of nowhere and blast and take 1:16:14.360 --> 1:16:16.320 me take me out. So like you see a lot 1:16:16.320 --> 1:16:18.439 of these great plays they made, but He's like, you know, 1:16:18.520 --> 1:16:20.360 there's certain times you're like, can I just run the 1:16:20.360 --> 1:16:22.519 fucking route? Maybe you hit me there, you know. 1:16:23.200 --> 1:16:26.280 Yeah, four hundred and thirty six completions between those guys, 1:16:26.439 --> 1:16:28.439 fourth most of any QB receiver duo. 1:16:28.680 --> 1:16:29.880 I mean, you can't sleep on that. 1:16:29.920 --> 1:16:32.120 So in the second half seven to nothing at the half, 1:16:32.240 --> 1:16:37.000 Green Bay gets two field goals, a touchdown up they 1:16:37.000 --> 1:16:40.439 are up twelve seven. That takes us to the final 1:16:40.479 --> 1:16:43.240 play that we all know. The sequence is fourth and 1:16:43.280 --> 1:16:45.920 ten eight seconds left. Seattle has the ball in the 1:16:45.960 --> 1:16:48.800 Green Bay twenty four. Russ drops back to the forty, 1:16:48.880 --> 1:16:52.919 lets it fly. The ball is pretty much intercepted by M. D. Jennings, 1:16:53.080 --> 1:16:55.880 but there's a scrumb on the ground. He's grabbing for it. 1:16:55.920 --> 1:16:59.639 All that one reft signals touchback, the other signals touchdown. 1:17:00.240 --> 1:17:03.000 Call in the fields touchdown. They go out review this 1:17:03.040 --> 1:17:06.240 thing for like fifteen minutes. Ya on the field, I remember, 1:17:06.360 --> 1:17:08.360 no one knows what the heck is going on? Fuck 1:17:08.400 --> 1:17:12.479 are we doing? Disorganized as they come ultimately national football 1:17:12.560 --> 1:17:13.599 in the field stands. 1:17:13.840 --> 1:17:16.040 People out there love it. In corporation, we got fucking 1:17:16.120 --> 1:17:17.800 high school teachers as they're fucking. 1:17:17.560 --> 1:17:19.880 Refs yeah, I'll never forget to love. He was loving 1:17:19.920 --> 1:17:22.640 it and it ends up for I can't believe they 1:17:22.720 --> 1:17:25.840 kept it. It's crazy, how'd they keep it? 1:17:25.960 --> 1:17:26.960 Wait? So Packers won. 1:17:27.040 --> 1:17:29.360 I think I saw in the last statue you said 1:17:29.360 --> 1:17:31.680 they won the next nine to ten. What did we 1:17:31.680 --> 1:17:34.519 do after this? You guys beat us this year. This 1:17:34.560 --> 1:17:39.040 is when you mad Bro came, said you mad Bro 1:17:39.160 --> 1:17:40.880 to Tom. That was fun when we went out there. 1:17:40.880 --> 1:17:41.720 Everybody loved that. 1:17:41.880 --> 1:17:43.880 This is when you guys got your swagger. It is 1:17:44.160 --> 1:17:46.960 this is this is honestly a great game to go over. 1:17:47.320 --> 1:17:49.080 A Week six was the U mad Bro game. Only 1:17:49.080 --> 1:17:50.920 two weeks later you got hot. The end of the season. 1:17:51.160 --> 1:17:53.800 Week twelve on won all those This is where we 1:17:53.840 --> 1:17:55.240 got in between that. 1:17:55.560 --> 1:17:57.519 This is when we lost to Atlanta in the division round, 1:17:57.560 --> 1:17:59.040 which when we were up I don't know if you 1:17:59.080 --> 1:18:02.360 remember that we were up late. Uh Marshawn touchdown to 1:18:02.439 --> 1:18:06.360 go up too and then literally to Matt Ryan. It 1:18:06.400 --> 1:18:08.719 was I think there was thirty eight seconds left, maybe less, 1:18:08.880 --> 1:18:10.760 and it was like all they have to do is 1:18:10.760 --> 1:18:13.479 get two big plays, just stop stop a big play 1:18:13.600 --> 1:18:15.719 and back to back and then they kicked. 1:18:15.560 --> 1:18:16.960 The field goal as time expired. 1:18:17.160 --> 1:18:18.599 Yeah, but we went to the World the next year. 1:18:18.600 --> 1:18:20.920 But it's like, I think we would have gone that year. 1:18:20.920 --> 1:18:22.559 If we want to know, who do you watch these 1:18:22.600 --> 1:18:25.920 games with? Is there do you? Is there like a 1:18:25.960 --> 1:18:28.400 Seattle celebrity group? Yeah? 1:18:28.439 --> 1:18:31.599 I mean Joe McHale uh is a big Hawks fan. 1:18:32.360 --> 1:18:35.799 Rain Wilson Isn't Will. 1:18:35.680 --> 1:18:37.120 Ferrell like him? Yeah? 1:18:37.120 --> 1:18:38.720 I think because he's a Pete Carroll guy. He was 1:18:38.720 --> 1:18:40.360 a big Peak guy, went to s C as well. 1:18:40.520 --> 1:18:44.600 And I think Will's got some family in Seattle, you know, 1:18:45.520 --> 1:18:46.879 all the athletes and ship. 1:18:48.160 --> 1:18:49.880 Because you're touring a bunch, are you just watching it? 1:18:50.040 --> 1:18:52.040 Usually I'm usually on the road for for the season, 1:18:52.120 --> 1:18:55.160 although this year now that I've gotten you know, Sam Donald, 1:18:55.479 --> 1:18:58.080 Mark Sanchez and I used to have a podcast called 1:18:58.080 --> 1:19:00.439 Fourth and Forever. It was under the you know all 1:19:00.479 --> 1:19:01.759 the Smoke that Jackson. 1:19:02.439 --> 1:19:03.960 We saw the set of that when you did All 1:19:03.960 --> 1:19:05.519 the Smoke over in Santa Monica. 1:19:05.840 --> 1:19:09.000 Yes, so we our set was across from THEIRS and 1:19:09.000 --> 1:19:11.120 they were short time Sports was trying to have Mark 1:19:11.120 --> 1:19:14.400 and I be the football All the Smoke and it 1:19:14.520 --> 1:19:16.519 was awesome and we you know, I got us Chris 1:19:16.520 --> 1:19:17.640 out of the gate and then it was going to 1:19:17.720 --> 1:19:20.040 be you know, and then we had you know, we 1:19:20.080 --> 1:19:21.679 went to the Super Bowl and I had Jason Kelce 1:19:21.800 --> 1:19:26.400 and and uh Deshaun Watson and fucking uh uh and 1:19:26.400 --> 1:19:27.760 then he had to leave early to go get him, 1:19:28.360 --> 1:19:30.640 and then uh and no and then uh and then 1:19:30.680 --> 1:19:32.560 we got Miles Teller before Top Gun was supposed to 1:19:32.560 --> 1:19:35.040 come out before COVID. So Mark was pulling people. I 1:19:35.120 --> 1:19:36.800 was going to get all these big comedians. It was 1:19:36.840 --> 1:19:38.519 going to be a real I mean, it was awesome 1:19:38.520 --> 1:19:40.000 to the Mark and I hit it off right out 1:19:40.000 --> 1:19:42.760 of the gate, both se guys, both just I was 1:19:42.800 --> 1:19:45.040 making him looser because like I'm sitting down with the 1:19:45.080 --> 1:19:47.479 athletes and like busting balls and immediately kind of like 1:19:48.080 --> 1:19:49.439 making them feel like, oh, this isn't going to be 1:19:49.439 --> 1:19:52.080 a normal interview like you normally do. It made Mark 1:19:52.120 --> 1:19:55.640 more comfy. Mark's X's nose, my eyes and ears of 1:19:55.680 --> 1:19:58.280 the of the fans, but also you know, trying to 1:19:58.320 --> 1:20:01.120 come in with some decent questions. And then ultimately Short 1:20:01.120 --> 1:20:02.880 Time Sports was like, we just want x' his nose, 1:20:03.000 --> 1:20:04.479 So they kicked me off and had Mark to it. 1:20:04.720 --> 1:20:06.880 I wish I still had this drunken voicemailing Mark being like, 1:20:06.880 --> 1:20:09.439 I'm not doing it without you, man. But he was 1:20:09.520 --> 1:20:11.720 just getting his broadcast career going, and I was like, bro, 1:20:11.800 --> 1:20:13.400 you gotta do what's best for you. And so he 1:20:13.479 --> 1:20:15.360 did a bunch of one on one interviews and was 1:20:15.360 --> 1:20:19.840 still fine. It wasn't as fun, but but he's the 1:20:19.920 --> 1:20:22.639 fucking man's I love like a brother. He's and he's 1:20:22.680 --> 1:20:25.400 so good and he's just going to continue to get better. 1:20:26.040 --> 1:20:29.799 But he uh he uh. I called him Dominic from 1:20:29.840 --> 1:20:31.000 his flow is incredible. 1:20:31.040 --> 1:20:33.280 Call him dominant, the first guy to do flow, the 1:20:33.280 --> 1:20:35.360 first guy in the booth with a Mann total. 1:20:37.040 --> 1:20:40.320 He reminds me of kindergarten cop, the bad dad. 1:20:40.439 --> 1:20:43.559 Oh my god, Dominic the hair. 1:20:43.880 --> 1:20:44.439 What was the guy? 1:20:44.560 --> 1:20:52.320 Bro? Yeah he has he always took like this close mount. Yeah, dude, 1:20:52.680 --> 1:20:53.519 that's a great movie. 1:20:53.560 --> 1:20:54.200 That's a great movie. 1:20:54.280 --> 1:20:57.920 Maybe Schwarzenegger's not as Oh there it is, dude. That's 1:20:57.960 --> 1:20:58.639 Mark Sanchez. 1:20:58.640 --> 1:20:59.160 I'm telling you. 1:20:59.280 --> 1:21:01.839 Is that to say it's I mean, that's maybe postop 1:21:02.080 --> 1:21:05.000 from the surgery, but yeah, that's good bluff. If Mark 1:21:05.040 --> 1:21:08.840 wents to transition, that is yeah, that is uh yeah, 1:21:09.040 --> 1:21:09.840 that's Mark. 1:21:09.960 --> 1:21:12.000 That's Yeahi's funny. 1:21:12.040 --> 1:21:12.439 He's the man. 1:21:12.520 --> 1:21:14.160 Sanchise what a great nickname. 1:21:13.840 --> 1:21:15.719 Too really is off the tongue. 1:21:15.840 --> 1:21:19.240 Wait but uh but but uh but Sammy Darnold uh 1:21:19.560 --> 1:21:22.040 is now our QB. And I met Sam, fired up Sam. 1:21:22.080 --> 1:21:25.120 I just went home to Seattle and took Sam and 1:21:25.160 --> 1:21:26.639 his girl out to lunch. It was their first day 1:21:26.640 --> 1:21:29.000 in Seattle, and we're going to this place and I go, oh, 1:21:29.040 --> 1:21:30.400 this is your mall now, and I go, this is 1:21:30.439 --> 1:21:33.400 your area and there I'm fired up. Dude, He's I 1:21:33.439 --> 1:21:36.320 think he's locked the fuck in, he's pumped. I think 1:21:36.360 --> 1:21:39.160 like he's got a lot of great weapons. I think 1:21:39.280 --> 1:21:43.000 having a young coach like McDonald is is uh is great, 1:21:43.120 --> 1:21:46.960 and it being Mike's second year is huge. Yeah, you know, 1:21:47.280 --> 1:21:50.040 I U McDonald came out and saw Shane Gillis and 1:21:50.040 --> 1:21:52.880 I at the arena in Seattle, and it was awesome 1:21:52.880 --> 1:21:55.000 and getting just like talking. Shane's a big football guy, 1:21:55.000 --> 1:21:57.600 so we're all like, you know, beefing it up and 1:21:57.600 --> 1:22:00.720 and just seeing him be like one. So he just 1:22:00.880 --> 1:22:03.040 was like I, you know, and we just missed the 1:22:03.040 --> 1:22:05.400 playoffs and he was so fucking like bummed about it. 1:22:05.479 --> 1:22:07.639 But I'm like, dude, Mike, you came in and kept 1:22:07.640 --> 1:22:09.880 things moving, Dude, you took over like an era of 1:22:09.960 --> 1:22:12.960 football and repete and there was really no drop off, 1:22:13.080 --> 1:22:14.360 so you have to hanger out on that. And he 1:22:14.439 --> 1:22:17.080 was he was like, oh, thanks, thanks man, And you know, 1:22:17.200 --> 1:22:19.240 it's so sweet about him, Like, yeah, dude, you probably 1:22:19.439 --> 1:22:20.760 are so in your head and you want to like 1:22:20.800 --> 1:22:23.080 crush it for the fans, but like you kept it 1:22:23.120 --> 1:22:24.840 moving in the right direction and next year is only 1:22:24.880 --> 1:22:26.840 going to be better because it's actually now he's going 1:22:26.840 --> 1:22:28.960 in with a full and so for him and Sanity 1:22:29.040 --> 1:22:31.200 going in like together like this, I think is pretty great. 1:22:31.920 --> 1:22:34.960 One thousand Milroe from Alabama. That's awesome too. They say 1:22:35.000 --> 1:22:36.719 you're gonna get him eight to six plays a game. 1:22:36.960 --> 1:22:38.880 Bro, they crushed the drift. I don't know, man, we 1:22:38.920 --> 1:22:41.120 have an your favorite pick in the draft from them. 1:22:41.160 --> 1:22:42.720 I mean, Grey's able, like the fact that he's like 1:22:42.720 --> 1:22:44.600 I'm about to fuck a bugget a bush lad or 1:22:44.600 --> 1:22:46.840 whatever he said, Like he he came out of the 1:22:46.840 --> 1:22:49.360 gate and he was just we needed a line help. 1:22:49.400 --> 1:22:50.200 I think that's huge. 1:22:51.080 --> 1:22:53.400 Yeah, it's always good to get a big boys need 1:22:53.439 --> 1:22:56.040 some protection. Technic, you got to protect the quarterback. 1:22:56.080 --> 1:22:58.160 Yeah, just to put a quick bow on this game. Yeah, 1:22:58.200 --> 1:23:04.519 Seattle won fourteen twelve. The outcry afterwards was insane, got 1:23:04.560 --> 1:23:08.679 the the quick reinstatement. This thing came to an end quickly. 1:23:09.040 --> 1:23:14.320 Thursday night football Jeans Boys. Twitter went nuts and a 1:23:14.400 --> 1:23:18.400 quick quick one from from referee Wayne Elliott. There was 1:23:18.400 --> 1:23:20.240 also a talk that it should have been past interference. 1:23:20.479 --> 1:23:23.719 They also used a rule, the simultaneous catchule that didn't 1:23:23.720 --> 1:23:26.920 really apply, and he famously said I learned the rule 1:23:27.200 --> 1:23:29.320 by screwing up the rules. So I feel like that 1:23:29.439 --> 1:23:31.160 was that could be applied to a lot in life. 1:23:31.280 --> 1:23:35.320 But yeah, Gloey Kardashian bad replace Yeah, you know it's bad. 1:23:35.320 --> 1:23:36.000 When Chloe car. 1:23:36.760 --> 1:23:39.680 Chloe takes out the phone to oh man, this is 1:23:39.760 --> 1:23:41.920 Chloe and her Heyday too, hey Day. 1:23:42.080 --> 1:23:43.719 Just all yeah, it's all up in it. 1:23:43.760 --> 1:23:46.479 Wow. A little moment in Twitter history. T J Lang 1:23:46.920 --> 1:23:50.519 alignment for the Packers said, FuG it NFL, find me 1:23:50.680 --> 1:23:52.720 and use the money to pay the regular refs. A 1:23:52.720 --> 1:23:55.240 little piece of history that was the most retweeted tweet 1:23:55.240 --> 1:23:55.679 at the time. 1:23:55.920 --> 1:23:56.200 Wow. 1:23:56.360 --> 1:23:57.840 Troy Apeman and look at him just being like these 1:23:57.880 --> 1:24:00.719 games are a joke. Just wearing hard on the sleeve. 1:24:01.160 --> 1:24:03.559 Stores from the top rope made oh my God. 1:24:03.760 --> 1:24:05.840 Yeah, it was wild. I mean they figured it out though. 1:24:05.920 --> 1:24:09.120 I mean, look, if it wasn't this game, in this 1:24:09.200 --> 1:24:10.400 play would have been something else. 1:24:10.439 --> 1:24:13.559 Dude. This is basically what got the refs paid. So 1:24:13.600 --> 1:24:15.160 this is a fucking historical game. 1:24:15.240 --> 1:24:16.160 Yeah, so you're welcome. 1:24:16.520 --> 1:24:16.920 This is what. 1:24:17.240 --> 1:24:19.240 So the moment that sticks out the most of you 1:24:19.360 --> 1:24:22.360 is clearly the twenty four year ard, the twenty four 1:24:22.479 --> 1:24:23.280 yard hail Mary. 1:24:23.400 --> 1:24:25.920 Yeah, d the fail mary as they call, right, Yeah, 1:24:26.000 --> 1:24:28.800 I mean it will be. Look what's great is that 1:24:28.840 --> 1:24:33.840 there are this definitely I think started the hastleback. We're 1:24:34.160 --> 1:24:37.599 calling heads and we're taking the ball that I mean, bro, 1:24:38.400 --> 1:24:38.920 we're gonna win. 1:24:39.080 --> 1:24:39.360 Yeah. 1:24:39.400 --> 1:24:41.960 That's like it's like being last at the gang bang 1:24:42.000 --> 1:24:43.919 and being like, but she's going home with me, fellas 1:24:43.960 --> 1:24:46.880 and you're like, all right, your last though, dude, you 1:24:46.960 --> 1:24:48.760 got and there's six black guys in front of you. 1:24:48.840 --> 1:24:51.880 I think you're the odds are not in your favor, 1:24:52.160 --> 1:24:56.519 so you know, but yeah, for the gang I believe. Yeah, 1:24:56.640 --> 1:24:58.960 but you gotta believe is the moral of that sort. 1:24:59.400 --> 1:25:00.839 So gotta believe. 1:25:00.960 --> 1:25:03.760 But uh, but that started the rivalry and this just 1:25:03.760 --> 1:25:04.519 took it up a notch. 1:25:04.640 --> 1:25:08.040 Yeah, let's score the game. Then we got to name 1:25:08.080 --> 1:25:10.920 the game first, Adam. So it's the fail Mary. 1:25:10.720 --> 1:25:14.559 Right, inaccurate, the immaculate inception. I think they called it too, right, 1:25:15.080 --> 1:25:18.960 the inaccurate reception. Yeah, but I heard the immaculate inception. 1:25:19.200 --> 1:25:20.240 Was that something else. 1:25:20.160 --> 1:25:25.080 That the immaculate reception is? It was from Steelers in 1:25:25.120 --> 1:25:25.599 the seventies. 1:25:25.880 --> 1:25:28.760 Jerry Bradshaw, Ok, yeah. 1:25:28.000 --> 1:25:29.800 Gotta be phail Mary in my mind, the fail Mary. 1:25:29.800 --> 1:25:30.800 It's the pail Marry game. 1:25:30.920 --> 1:25:31.000 Right. 1:25:31.760 --> 1:25:32.800 You can call it the tape Bait. 1:25:34.600 --> 1:25:35.880 I mean that's just rhymes. I don't know if that's 1:25:35.880 --> 1:25:36.960 a good title, but I like it. 1:25:36.960 --> 1:25:37.160 Though. 1:25:37.880 --> 1:25:40.280 People remember it as though a couple of players earlier, 1:25:40.640 --> 1:25:43.200 Russell's coming out party. This is pre Sierra. You call 1:25:43.280 --> 1:25:46.160 pre Sierra, Oh because this Russell you got? 1:25:46.240 --> 1:25:47.720 Yeah, you call pre Sierra. 1:25:47.880 --> 1:25:52.559 Russell's coming Out Party RCP, you know, because you know 1:25:52.640 --> 1:25:55.599 this is this definitely was like, Oh, this guy's whether 1:25:55.680 --> 1:25:58.200 or not the call went your way, I don't know. 1:25:58.240 --> 1:25:59.960 He escaped, he bombed out, he gave you a chance. 1:26:00.160 --> 1:26:00.840 Jesus loves him. 1:26:01.280 --> 1:26:03.240 Jesus loves him. How about Jesus loves you? This was? 1:26:03.280 --> 1:26:04.679 How about this game was? How about? 1:26:04.880 --> 1:26:08.680 This was this was Russell versus Christ? No, this was no, 1:26:08.840 --> 1:26:11.479 this was this is Christ coming up party. 1:26:11.479 --> 1:26:11.760 I don't know. 1:26:11.800 --> 1:26:14.200 This was yeah, whatever, I'll email you something. You gotta pick, 1:26:14.360 --> 1:26:17.720 you gotta pick Russell versus Roger. No, oh yeah, Russ 1:26:17.800 --> 1:26:18.280 versus Roger. 1:26:19.400 --> 1:26:20.720 I don't want to like chime in, but it's got 1:26:20.720 --> 1:26:22.240 to be the fail Mary, right, Like that's like so 1:26:22.400 --> 1:26:25.679 like that's it's. 1:26:25.479 --> 1:26:26.439 A fail Mary film. 1:26:26.520 --> 1:26:28.840 It's a fail Mary. Score the game. Is this the 1:26:28.880 --> 1:26:33.719 greatest game of all time? Let's score it. Adam steaks 1:26:34.200 --> 1:26:36.080 zero to ten decimals. 1:26:36.120 --> 1:26:38.880 Okay, sticks were ten because you're talking about final game, 1:26:39.000 --> 1:26:40.840 final play of the game, So sticks are always high 1:26:40.840 --> 1:26:42.160 if there's you have a chance to win. 1:26:42.560 --> 1:26:46.200 Yeah, Week three regular season game, replacement refs. 1:26:47.400 --> 1:26:48.800 Take well, the rest were there. 1:26:48.960 --> 1:26:51.120 We thought the replacement reps would be their all season right, 1:26:51.200 --> 1:26:54.280 So but I think Game three, but I think it 1:26:54.360 --> 1:26:58.719 was rookie quarterbacks first TV debut in a season where 1:26:58.920 --> 1:27:03.000 I remember the hype around this team being like like hawks, 1:27:03.080 --> 1:27:05.800 like this fucking this is finally the year, and there 1:27:05.840 --> 1:27:07.000 was a lot of hype around Russ. 1:27:07.800 --> 1:27:08.200 ESPN. 1:27:08.439 --> 1:27:11.400 You're playing Rogers, you beat the pack, so stakes are hiding. 1:27:11.640 --> 1:27:14.040 You've got to give a ten on that for me? 1:27:14.640 --> 1:27:17.680 Regular season game? Do see that? 1:27:17.800 --> 1:27:18.120 It is? 1:27:18.960 --> 1:27:22.439 You know, Aaron Rodgers MVP of the year before playing 1:27:22.479 --> 1:27:26.000 against Russ new sexy kids, a bunch of new stars. 1:27:26.000 --> 1:27:29.759 Some go with the six wow six. We had super 1:27:29.760 --> 1:27:32.559 Bowls on here, man, We've had World Cup games, we 1:27:32.600 --> 1:27:37.080 had goddamn you know, threeries, WrestleMania on here. I can't 1:27:37.080 --> 1:27:39.519 be given a regular season week three game. 1:27:40.360 --> 1:27:44.080 We go to different olive gardens. You go to one 1:27:44.080 --> 1:27:45.439 of the valley I go to the one downtown next 1:27:45.439 --> 1:27:46.400 to the Magic Johnson Theaters. 1:27:46.439 --> 1:27:49.880 All right, uh, star power zero to ten? What was 1:27:49.880 --> 1:27:51.920 the star power of this game? People in the crowd, 1:27:51.920 --> 1:27:54.320 who was on the field? Coaches, Oh yeah, this is 1:27:54.360 --> 1:27:56.920 this star power is huge. You probably got Jay Buner there. 1:27:56.960 --> 1:27:58.719 You probably got Gary Payton. 1:27:58.760 --> 1:28:01.120 You got fucking Dave Matthews there, you got maybe Eddie 1:28:01.160 --> 1:28:04.960 Vedder's makes a stop by. You got Bill Gates, you know, 1:28:05.280 --> 1:28:07.559 Paul Allen. He's got all the fucking nerds up there, 1:28:07.640 --> 1:28:10.360 like everyone, you know, just everyone's up there. There's like, oh, 1:28:11.160 --> 1:28:13.760 you know, so it's dude, everyone's having a great time. 1:28:13.960 --> 1:28:17.120 Seattle Monday night, Thursday night games, Sunday night wow, dude, 1:28:17.160 --> 1:28:20.200 I mean it's the place is electric electric dude. I mean, 1:28:20.240 --> 1:28:22.519 you know, fucking Collinsworth is there or I don't know 1:28:22.520 --> 1:28:28.719 who was calling this game. Turco dude, he was always 1:28:28.800 --> 1:28:31.840 like he just he felt like he was like one 1:28:32.720 --> 1:28:35.920 fucking vodka soda away from just saying something you shouldn't I. 1:28:36.000 --> 1:28:38.880 Tell you what, But y'all, I'll tell you what. Man Like, dude, 1:28:38.960 --> 1:28:42.120 did you after this? So we were watching it, He goes, 1:28:42.400 --> 1:28:44.800 I don't know how this. I guess he came up 1:28:44.840 --> 1:28:47.360 with it. He goes, he comes down clearly. 1:28:47.040 --> 1:28:49.040 With the ball and they gave it to Golden Tate 1:28:49.240 --> 1:28:53.400 like he was so confused. Yeah, I mean it was yeah, 1:28:53.479 --> 1:28:58.160 great call, though, Power, I'd say, uh, every game, this 1:28:58.200 --> 1:28:59.400 one probably was at a seven. 1:28:59.600 --> 1:29:02.120 Seven Yeah, I would say seven is a good score. 1:29:02.240 --> 1:29:05.960 Yeah, there's certain I mean there's a lot of there's 1:29:06.000 --> 1:29:08.000 a lot of really good football players on that field. 1:29:08.080 --> 1:29:09.240 Just what they weren't them yet? 1:29:09.439 --> 1:29:09.599 Oh? 1:29:09.600 --> 1:29:11.280 Start or star power for Oh? I thought you met 1:29:11.280 --> 1:29:12.599 like everyone? 1:29:12.640 --> 1:29:16.000 Yeah, general, Well, I mean, look, can you hire if 1:29:16.040 --> 1:29:17.559 it was put I mean, you have a lot of 1:29:17.600 --> 1:29:20.720 future stars, but I mean they I mean, dude, I 1:29:20.720 --> 1:29:26.559 mean every guy on our defense arguably was like the 1:29:26.600 --> 1:29:29.639 best at their position. They were really good, like leading 1:29:29.680 --> 1:29:34.240 a boom they gotta you know, uh I say night 1:29:34.280 --> 1:29:35.400 then hey, yeah sir. 1:29:36.280 --> 1:29:38.880 The gameplay of the game that you said, you like 1:29:39.000 --> 1:29:42.360 scoring games, in high scoring games, but the gameplay of 1:29:42.400 --> 1:29:43.760 this fourteen to thirteen. 1:29:43.479 --> 1:29:46.200 Game play was a little whack for me because it's 1:29:46.240 --> 1:29:47.920 a no for me dog, but it h. 1:29:48.560 --> 1:29:51.240 Thirteen twelve twelve made them come out and do the 1:29:51.280 --> 1:29:51.760 extra point. 1:29:51.960 --> 1:29:52.920 You can't weird. 1:29:53.000 --> 1:29:56.200 Yeah, this was like a little league score like where 1:29:56.200 --> 1:29:58.280 like the dad's are getting sucked up in the stands, 1:29:58.320 --> 1:30:01.639 like there's a parent fight. At some point they're like 1:30:01.960 --> 1:30:03.599 it was nine to nothing and they're like just call 1:30:03.640 --> 1:30:04.000 the game. 1:30:04.120 --> 1:30:05.880 But like one of the moms was. 1:30:05.840 --> 1:30:08.840 Like, my son's been practicing all week and she was like, 1:30:09.240 --> 1:30:11.799 you know, on the committee to get like new jerseys. 1:30:11.840 --> 1:30:15.080 So like they kept going, so uh I think came 1:30:15.439 --> 1:30:18.720 and they came back. Gameplay was again Russ, this was 1:30:18.760 --> 1:30:24.080 not his best game so offensively, the you know, the 1:30:24.120 --> 1:30:27.880 performance was was lacking something. I'd say gameplay was six 1:30:28.360 --> 1:30:29.360 six There was. 1:30:29.240 --> 1:30:32.519 A last second play to win the game. Honestly for me, Yeah, 1:30:32.560 --> 1:30:35.759 but but I'm gonna go six point nine. 1:30:36.200 --> 1:30:38.439 Wasn't a queen cut win, you know, like nobody. 1:30:38.520 --> 1:30:40.600 But there was also really good defense to play that 1:30:40.640 --> 1:30:41.519 defensive line for. 1:30:41.479 --> 1:30:43.719 Both teams defensive battle. 1:30:43.720 --> 1:30:46.479 You're right, full Russian judge three nine. Geez, what was 1:30:46.520 --> 1:30:49.880 I doing right? I'm sorry, guys, I forgot I scored 1:30:50.000 --> 1:30:53.920 the wow And then lastly we score the name of 1:30:53.960 --> 1:30:54.559 the game. 1:30:55.400 --> 1:30:57.519 Guy says I when a Russian judge then does a 1:30:57.600 --> 1:31:03.840 fucking Magiano's wain, I just I went full rushing Mama 1:31:03.880 --> 1:31:04.400 me over here. 1:31:06.240 --> 1:31:11.120 Thanks a lot, Detroit, God, Myron, I never do three nines, Jesus, 1:31:12.160 --> 1:31:14.200 Come on, how we. 1:31:14.280 --> 1:31:18.120 Score the name of the game, the fail Mary, and 1:31:18.160 --> 1:31:22.240 how this is culturally? I mean this, this game is remembered. Yeah, 1:31:22.560 --> 1:31:23.240 we're talking about this. 1:31:23.280 --> 1:31:26.519 People remember the Titans, then remember this, you know, and not. 1:31:28.240 --> 1:31:30.840 Talking about crying in the movie bro strong side lef. 1:31:31.360 --> 1:31:32.840 You know how many times I cry every time I 1:31:32.840 --> 1:31:36.160 see that? How many there's many times I watch it? Yeah, 1:31:36.280 --> 1:31:38.519 I know he gets you every time they do that. 1:31:38.640 --> 1:31:40.080 I mean, and when they're in and when they go 1:31:40.200 --> 1:31:42.360 visit him in the hospital and he's like, go out 1:31:42.360 --> 1:31:43.400 there and win it for me, and then they cut 1:31:43.439 --> 1:31:45.360 to him he's watching the game when the Little TV 1:31:45.520 --> 1:31:49.400 and that movie is wild. Also Denzel just I mean, 1:31:49.680 --> 1:31:52.320 you know, incredible. I was about to do a Denzel 1:31:52.360 --> 1:31:55.960 but I don't have it. I mean called j Ferrell. Yeah, 1:31:56.000 --> 1:31:58.320 that movie's great. Who's the actor that plays the other 1:31:58.360 --> 1:32:01.160 coach that has to step aside was coaching? Like oh yeah, 1:32:01.760 --> 1:32:04.400 gone in sixty seconds. Yeah, he's just great character actor. 1:32:04.760 --> 1:32:10.360 And then not Haley Joel Osmont but yeah to date 1:32:10.400 --> 1:32:18.120 her Ryan Goslings in that movie Will Will Patty who dude? 1:32:18.160 --> 1:32:19.920 Gossling is like when like you ever see Angels in 1:32:19.920 --> 1:32:23.160 the Outfield? Yeah, Adrian Brody and McConaughey are just chilling 1:32:23.200 --> 1:32:23.879 in the outfield. 1:32:24.080 --> 1:32:27.800 I saw that too. Actually I forgot Brodie. I remember McConaughey, geez. 1:32:27.479 --> 1:32:30.240 I saw I saw. I always watch McConaughey interviews and 1:32:30.280 --> 1:32:31.839 I remember him referencing it once. 1:32:31.720 --> 1:32:34.080 So he uh, there's probably on YouTube. I did this 1:32:34.120 --> 1:32:37.160 short lived podcast with Chuckledell. Buddy mine was putting together 1:32:37.200 --> 1:32:38.439 for me, and he was like, I think you bet 1:32:38.439 --> 1:32:40.040 you did the show with Mark. I think you beat 1:32:40.280 --> 1:32:41.639 Chuck's new on the mic. So I was like, yeah, 1:32:41.640 --> 1:32:43.200 fuck it, let's try it out. We did about ten apps, 1:32:43.280 --> 1:32:45.360 but we got to do mcconaughe over Zoom. I mean, 1:32:45.400 --> 1:32:47.400 I just ran the show because I'm just like, you know, 1:32:47.479 --> 1:32:48.439 and Chuck was just you. 1:32:48.439 --> 1:32:49.880 Know, was there. 1:32:50.680 --> 1:32:53.800 It was it did you you have you ever played? 1:32:53.800 --> 1:32:55.800 Take a game here? And so I was like, Chuck, 1:32:55.840 --> 1:32:58.800 I got this Matt when you were doing Daze and confused. 1:32:59.120 --> 1:33:00.960 Chuck is the fucking man. And by the way, and 1:33:00.960 --> 1:33:01.840 he got him on the show. 1:33:01.960 --> 1:33:04.760 He was here like he's the nicest guy I think 1:33:04.760 --> 1:33:07.320 I've ever met. He's a big teddy bear. He fucking 1:33:07.360 --> 1:33:08.600 I ran to him in the street walking up to 1:33:08.600 --> 1:33:10.599 the laugh Factory one night and he fucking I mean 1:33:10.680 --> 1:33:13.960 snapped my back in nine places, and uh, it's just 1:33:14.000 --> 1:33:14.680 the sweetest guy. 1:33:14.720 --> 1:33:16.439 And he got I will say this, he got so. 1:33:16.439 --> 1:33:18.240 Comfy on the mic that I was really bummed it ended, 1:33:18.280 --> 1:33:20.360 because when we would do episodes just he and I, 1:33:21.000 --> 1:33:23.799 it was as loose as we're talking now. Anyway, Great dude, 1:33:23.840 --> 1:33:27.799 But McConaughey told a great story about angels in the outfield. 1:33:28.840 --> 1:33:30.759 Quick other McConaughey Tangent. 1:33:31.000 --> 1:33:32.960 We just did a Doctor Phil live in Austin at 1:33:33.160 --> 1:33:35.160 this place called Bass Concert Hall, which is on you 1:33:35.520 --> 1:33:39.320 Tea's campus. Twenty five hundred set theater sold out. I'm 1:33:39.320 --> 1:33:41.120 doing the meet and greet. My wife comes up and goes, 1:33:41.200 --> 1:33:43.559 I thinkccnaughey was here. I go, shut the fuck up. 1:33:43.720 --> 1:33:46.000 She's like yeah. And then the woman who was like yeah, 1:33:46.040 --> 1:33:48.120 he comes to hear a lot for you t stuff, 1:33:48.160 --> 1:33:49.760 but like he was here with his family. Apparently he's 1:33:49.760 --> 1:33:51.400 a fan and wanted to see the show. And I 1:33:51.439 --> 1:33:54.320 was like, fucking so im meeily h him up on Instagram. 1:33:54.520 --> 1:33:59.120 Nothing back, but he uh oh man, dude. But I'm like, oh, dude, 1:33:59.120 --> 1:34:00.759 what a my favorite actors. 1:34:00.840 --> 1:34:02.760 He's a great He's a guy you want to hang 1:34:02.800 --> 1:34:05.600 out with one thousand and he and he plays that 1:34:05.720 --> 1:34:06.639 character in every movie. 1:34:06.640 --> 1:34:07.720 You want to have to keep it with him. You 1:34:07.720 --> 1:34:09.479 also want to, like, you know, they. 1:34:09.439 --> 1:34:11.400 Want to smoke pot and just pick his brain. 1:34:11.479 --> 1:34:12.800 Bro. I want to get so high with him and 1:34:12.880 --> 1:34:14.320 be like and at some point he'll just be. 1:34:15.800 --> 1:34:17.639 You know, the same guy who wrote the Gummy Bears 1:34:17.640 --> 1:34:20.760 theme song also wrote the movie that Departed, and you're 1:34:20.840 --> 1:34:25.920 likely what he's like, just kidding made your look You 1:34:26.120 --> 1:34:28.840 just seen your fucking face? Man, You really think the 1:34:28.840 --> 1:34:32.200 Gummy Bears guy wrote the depart You know, but he's 1:34:32.200 --> 1:34:34.760 that cool that you're like you as you want to 1:34:34.760 --> 1:34:35.479 believe everything he did. 1:34:35.520 --> 1:34:38.080 You know the director of Tar invented Big League two, 1:34:38.840 --> 1:34:40.160 the movie with Kate Lanchett. 1:34:40.160 --> 1:34:42.759 That's true, dude, I feel fun facts. 1:34:42.800 --> 1:34:45.519 You're not to get a segment called just fun like 1:34:45.600 --> 1:34:45.880 call it? 1:34:46.960 --> 1:34:47.759 Do there? It is. 1:34:51.120 --> 1:34:55.120 Jeweles facts, the name of the game, the name, cultural 1:34:55.200 --> 1:34:56.120 relevance of this game. 1:34:57.560 --> 1:34:58.360 Ten ten. 1:34:58.760 --> 1:35:01.600 Probably they they got new reps. I would say it. 1:35:02.200 --> 1:35:04.799 I would say it. Nine, yes, dude, it literally fucking 1:35:04.800 --> 1:35:07.320 prices right eight point seven? 1:35:07.360 --> 1:35:08.080 Shout out grind? 1:35:08.080 --> 1:35:08.519 Where is it? 1:35:08.600 --> 1:35:10.439 Where does it rank on our list of games that 1:35:10.479 --> 1:35:11.559 we call him? Baby? 1:35:11.720 --> 1:35:14.760 Six point nine nine? Okay, cool? So six point nine 1:35:14.800 --> 1:35:15.639 to nine put. 1:35:15.520 --> 1:35:17.640 Somewhere the frappro is pumping his fist. 1:35:17.280 --> 1:35:21.519 Six point nine nine so close ties it with for 1:35:21.640 --> 1:35:26.320 sixty fifth, Age twenty one, Field Welcome twenty one thirty one, 1:35:26.360 --> 1:35:29.240 Game nineteen ninety five, Game one twenty two. Angels versus Oils, 1:35:29.240 --> 1:35:33.080 also known as the It's the cal Ripkin iron Man. 1:35:33.240 --> 1:35:35.720 Yeah, black, Yeah, there you go. 1:35:35.800 --> 1:35:38.280 Well Cowboys Seahawks sixty four when that was when Romo 1:35:39.360 --> 1:35:39.960 fumbled the ball? 1:35:40.040 --> 1:35:40.720 Right, that's right? 1:35:40.760 --> 1:35:43.080 Yes, yeah, we did games man Colin. 1:35:42.840 --> 1:35:46.479 Coward, Yeah, Seattle Gay Coward. Do you remember this game 1:35:46.560 --> 1:35:50.160 the week twelve, same season Seahawks? Is this the same 1:35:50.200 --> 1:35:52.440 season Seahawks and Cardinals? 1:35:52.520 --> 1:35:54.120 Oh yeah, it was like a nine to six game 1:35:54.160 --> 1:35:54.439 or something. 1:35:54.479 --> 1:35:55.840 It was like fifty five to nothing. 1:35:56.200 --> 1:35:56.679 Oh that one? 1:35:56.680 --> 1:35:58.360 Oh Balmer Cardinals? 1:35:58.400 --> 1:36:01.120 Right, yeah, but he was out. I think he was heard. 1:36:01.160 --> 1:36:02.640 They had like the backup to back up. 1:36:02.640 --> 1:36:07.000 Who's Wormburger did that when he was on the Cardinals? Wow? Yeah, 1:36:06.080 --> 1:36:08.679 he said it was the worst game of all time. 1:36:08.800 --> 1:36:11.920 Cool and din we miss anything from this game? No? 1:36:12.080 --> 1:36:13.880 Did we cover it all? Dude, we covered it all. 1:36:13.960 --> 1:36:16.559 Adam Raycomedy dot Com for my tour day it's doctor Philive. 1:36:16.600 --> 1:36:17.799 We got about eight left. 1:36:18.360 --> 1:36:24.240 Casey, Indy, Reno, Atlantic City, Cape Cod Cape Cottam. 1:36:24.240 --> 1:36:25.599 I have to go to that come out. 1:36:26.160 --> 1:36:28.639 What's that date we're doing the that whatever festival? 1:36:28.720 --> 1:36:29.000 Figure? 1:36:29.120 --> 1:36:31.680 Yeah, yeah, August sixth. Well you don't come out and 1:36:31.760 --> 1:36:33.160 run it back. Let's let's figure that out. 1:36:33.439 --> 1:36:33.879 Definitely. 1:36:34.160 --> 1:36:35.880 You guys got to go check out these live shows. 1:36:35.880 --> 1:36:36.800 They're fucking fun. 1:36:36.960 --> 1:36:37.400 Had a good time. 1:36:37.600 --> 1:36:41.000 They're super engaging with the crowd. It's not just like 1:36:41.760 --> 1:36:45.400 you're going to watch something you're like involved in something 1:36:45.439 --> 1:36:47.679 when you're at the show. It was a really cool 1:36:47.720 --> 1:36:49.559 thing and I enjoyed doing it. 1:36:49.600 --> 1:36:50.280 Man, you ripped it en. 1:36:50.280 --> 1:36:52.160 I mean we what's so cool about that is that 1:36:52.360 --> 1:36:54.200 uh and I and people went nuts when you came 1:36:54.200 --> 1:36:56.120 out to I mean that was extra special. I mean 1:36:56.160 --> 1:36:57.960 we had Matt Riyf and Camp Patterson, but do they 1:36:58.000 --> 1:36:59.720 the place the roof blowf when he came out and 1:36:59.760 --> 1:37:01.600 have that hype video for you. We've done that for 1:37:01.640 --> 1:37:03.720 a few other people. We did it for you know, 1:37:03.760 --> 1:37:05.600 Tom Lennon from reen rym on one and Austin and 1:37:05.600 --> 1:37:08.360 we did for Chevy Chase in Chicago and and Adam 1:37:08.360 --> 1:37:10.600 Devine in San Francisco and and it's just like a 1:37:10.600 --> 1:37:12.479 cool way to jelly Roll did it in Nashville. 1:37:12.560 --> 1:37:13.639 It was he was a surprise. 1:37:13.720 --> 1:37:16.760 But but you obviously being such a hometown hero for for. 1:37:16.720 --> 1:37:19.360 People there was wild And then you were so fun 1:37:19.400 --> 1:37:19.760 to play with. 1:37:19.920 --> 1:37:22.679 If you're down to clown dude, that's again like we've 1:37:22.680 --> 1:37:24.439 only ever had a few people that come on and 1:37:24.479 --> 1:37:26.240 just kind of clam up and and I have to 1:37:26.320 --> 1:37:28.920 drive the ship a little bit more. But like you were, 1:37:28.960 --> 1:37:30.960 like you jumped in and we'd only chatted briefly at 1:37:30.960 --> 1:37:32.519 the Super Bowl, So that was pretty cool, man, It 1:37:32.560 --> 1:37:32.920 was fun. 1:37:32.960 --> 1:37:33.519 I mean, just go. 1:37:34.400 --> 1:37:36.200 You gotta play the hits, yeah, dude, you just gotta 1:37:36.200 --> 1:37:37.960 play the hits, tell the stories they want to hear. 1:37:38.080 --> 1:37:40.080 No, but yeah, but we did. No, but not even though, 1:37:40.080 --> 1:37:41.360 I mean you did a little bit. But it was, 1:37:41.400 --> 1:37:41.680 it was. 1:37:42.439 --> 1:37:44.559 It was awesome. It was and you're right. Involving the 1:37:44.560 --> 1:37:45.760 crowd is a big part of the show. 1:37:45.920 --> 1:37:46.200 Dude. 1:37:46.240 --> 1:37:49.840 You gotta break that fourth wall. No, I've got to 1:37:49.880 --> 1:37:52.840 meet a few times. It's been awesome. Everyone go out 1:37:52.880 --> 1:37:57.160 and follow Adam Ray on all the social platforms at 1:37:57.200 --> 1:37:58.599 Adam Ray Comedy. 1:37:59.280 --> 1:38:02.360 Uh, go check out his shows. He's fucking awesome. Big 1:38:02.400 --> 1:38:04.120 stand up tour two right now. I mean it's the 1:38:04.120 --> 1:38:06.040 phil shows. There's maybe eight left and then we're done. 1:38:06.439 --> 1:38:09.160 And then huge stand up tour in the fall, and 1:38:09.360 --> 1:38:12.559 uh probably about thirty dates throughout the rest of the year. 1:38:12.600 --> 1:38:18.280 But yeah, thanks for coming bro this rule. Dude, appreciate it. Man, 1:38:18.400 --> 1:38:20.160 that was awesome. He's great. 1:38:20.320 --> 1:38:23.439 I mean, Seattle, being a Seattle fan, but then also 1:38:23.439 --> 1:38:25.200 going to USC and then you could ride that Peek 1:38:25.240 --> 1:38:26.960 Carroll train for a decade is awesome. 1:38:27.400 --> 1:38:34.519 Yeah, It's time for a little game we called we 1:38:34.600 --> 1:38:37.760 called jack asks. It's time for a little game we 1:38:37.840 --> 1:38:39.960 call jack asks. 1:38:40.400 --> 1:38:44.080 Why'd you determined to like really pronunciate that correctly this time? 1:38:44.720 --> 1:38:46.479 Well, I just because I misread it and you know, 1:38:46.600 --> 1:38:50.960 I'm terrible with the prompter. Nailed it, bro, nailed it. Jackass. 1:38:50.960 --> 1:38:53.599 It's a real Jay Leno type type beat title. It's 1:38:53.680 --> 1:38:56.800 kind of like Jackass. Yeah, how fucking great was that show? 1:38:56.840 --> 1:38:57.639 Oh my god? 1:38:57.760 --> 1:39:00.880 Bro we man, what is this Jackass? 1:39:00.880 --> 1:39:03.360 What is this jack I like Party min Party Boy. 1:39:03.680 --> 1:39:06.840 Oh, Chris Panias is awesome. I still think we should 1:39:06.840 --> 1:39:07.840 remake Wild. 1:39:07.520 --> 1:39:10.679 Boys with you and Rob. But those guys are crazy. 1:39:10.720 --> 1:39:12.400 They got to throw up every episode, just like them. 1:39:12.479 --> 1:39:12.880 No man. 1:39:12.880 --> 1:39:15.519 I remember when Steve O for the first time on 1:39:15.680 --> 1:39:18.800 MTV swallowed that goldfish and he threw it up like 1:39:19.280 --> 1:39:20.000 pull a trigger. 1:39:20.080 --> 1:39:22.640 I was like, oh my god. And then like the 1:39:23.040 --> 1:39:25.160 carts bad. I mean, I loved those guys. 1:39:25.200 --> 1:39:28.639 That was That's the only reality TV I really watched 1:39:28.760 --> 1:39:31.479 was like Jackass and like some of those old like 1:39:32.240 --> 1:39:37.320 Real World, Oh yeah, yeah, the best baby, And if 1:39:37.320 --> 1:39:39.040 you were recreating that in You're cul de sac, what 1:39:39.080 --> 1:39:39.559 are you doing? 1:39:39.760 --> 1:39:41.479 Oh my God, we were so stupid. 1:39:41.880 --> 1:39:45.200 You never go full jackass, like you jump into But 1:39:45.720 --> 1:39:48.200 those guys are doing like thirty mile an hour carts 1:39:48.200 --> 1:39:48.720 into a. 1:39:48.680 --> 1:39:53.599 Bush, which like you get hurt, like get stitches and ship. Yeah, 1:39:53.640 --> 1:39:56.360 they have a lot of broken bones. Imagine Ifny Knoxville, 1:39:56.880 --> 1:39:59.960 how about him making it a career. He's still out 1:40:00.160 --> 1:40:01.840 in the still acting. I just saw him in the 1:40:02.920 --> 1:40:05.200 studio the other day. Oh yeah, he's awesome. 1:40:05.200 --> 1:40:06.599 Mat Yeah, beast. 1:40:06.800 --> 1:40:09.240 You know what those all those guys. I mean, BAM's 1:40:09.320 --> 1:40:11.240 kind of been up and down, but I loved his 1:40:11.360 --> 1:40:11.840 show and his. 1:40:12.320 --> 1:40:13.280 Dad and that whole time. 1:40:13.280 --> 1:40:16.720 That's if you treated Frank like Bam treated his dad 1:40:16.760 --> 1:40:17.839 and mom Phil. 1:40:17.720 --> 1:40:20.920 Phil in uh whatever name and uncle Vito. I know 1:40:21.160 --> 1:40:23.280 you think Frank would have any I do stuff like that. 1:40:23.360 --> 1:40:26.040 But my dad, like he was nimble and like could 1:40:26.040 --> 1:40:29.519 get me. Phil wasn't easy talking. Frank could catch you one. 1:40:29.680 --> 1:40:29.920 Yeah. 1:40:30.600 --> 1:40:32.559 Anyway, But at that time in my life, my dad 1:40:32.640 --> 1:40:35.800 was my dad was still young. Oh true, he was 1:40:35.880 --> 1:40:40.000 twenty years ago. My dad was thirty eight forty or something. 1:40:40.040 --> 1:40:43.920 What is he fifties? My dad sixty four, sixty five 1:40:44.120 --> 1:40:47.240 twenty years ago, he's forty five that's like twenty years 1:40:47.280 --> 1:40:48.280 of prime. 1:40:48.439 --> 1:40:50.920 Like Man, one more thing on Jackass, something is lost 1:40:50.920 --> 1:40:54.000 in the shuffle with Jackass. Spike Jones was heavily involved creatively, 1:40:54.040 --> 1:40:56.479 and Spike Jones is an insane actor, insane director. It's 1:40:56.560 --> 1:40:57.920 kind of you wouldn't think of him to be in 1:40:57.920 --> 1:41:00.920 that group, but he was legend. Bro, let's do the 1:41:00.960 --> 1:41:01.679 course this weeking. 1:41:01.760 --> 1:41:03.559 Okay, it's time for the Chill Zone, brought to you 1:41:03.600 --> 1:41:06.519 by cors Light. Get cors Light delivered straight to your door. 1:41:07.200 --> 1:41:12.360 Visit Corslight dot com slash d w u N celebrate responsibly. 1:41:12.840 --> 1:41:15.479 Those mountains are always blue. That's when you know it's 1:41:15.560 --> 1:41:17.200 time to be coars boys. 1:41:19.400 --> 1:41:24.040 Now, Jack asks, now we don't Jack thinking about fill 1:41:24.040 --> 1:41:25.559 in April Bro and bemargin April. 1:41:25.760 --> 1:41:27.280 Busting in there. I know it took me a minute 1:41:27.439 --> 1:41:30.479 busting in mom Bam was rolling around like a fucking 1:41:30.920 --> 1:41:34.639 Lamborghini and shiit in like Ohio or something or was they. 1:41:34.520 --> 1:41:41.600 Cincinnati like Pennsylvania like uh remember camp Kill outside. 1:41:39.360 --> 1:41:42.519 Of no c k y dude, those guys are nut 1:41:42.560 --> 1:41:45.439 because that was like Band's brother or something, DVD's baby, 1:41:45.640 --> 1:41:46.439 the DVD era. 1:41:46.720 --> 1:41:49.080 That's when I wouldn't VHS. 1:41:49.120 --> 1:41:50.280 You go get a skate tape. 1:41:50.360 --> 1:41:52.880 Watch the fucking dude, that's where all that ship was 1:41:52.920 --> 1:41:57.000 because on skate tape they'd have their fish eyes in 1:41:57.040 --> 1:41:59.400 between like their like tricks. They would be doing hell 1:41:59.439 --> 1:42:02.360 of crazy ship. I used to watch some of that ship. 1:42:02.439 --> 1:42:04.760 That's like where Robin Big was born. Yeah, anyways, what 1:42:04.880 --> 1:42:05.760 is Jack asked Jack? 1:42:06.120 --> 1:42:09.400 This is this is me putting my dog Jack on 1:42:09.479 --> 1:42:13.040 the lukewarm seat, the hot seat, not quite the lukewarm. 1:42:13.040 --> 1:42:14.200 We're talking the would you rather? 1:42:14.520 --> 1:42:17.719 We're talking the questions that make you think you gotta 1:42:17.760 --> 1:42:18.360 sit for a second. 1:42:18.360 --> 1:42:23.080 Oh shit, h what would I do in this situation? Hmm? 1:42:24.040 --> 1:42:25.519 These are the ones that people want. I know, Like 1:42:25.840 --> 1:42:28.160 if a hundred men got to fight a fucking silver 1:42:28.200 --> 1:42:30.760 Back guerrilla, I literally cut that question. Yeah, we had 1:42:30.800 --> 1:42:32.719 one hundred Julian Edelman's versus one gorilla. 1:42:32.800 --> 1:42:33.439 I don't know, bro. 1:42:33.680 --> 1:42:35.760 After I see the first Julian Edelman get his arms 1:42:35.840 --> 1:42:39.879 ripped out, it fucking decapitated, and then the girl. 1:42:41.840 --> 1:42:43.920 And they run, fucking what the fuck? 1:42:44.560 --> 1:42:46.200 You gotta you gotta have attack. You have to have 1:42:46.240 --> 1:42:48.920 a plan of attack for that, yes, Like it can't 1:42:48.920 --> 1:42:50.840 be just like every man for himself. You gotta go 1:42:50.880 --> 1:42:53.599 in waves. You gotta try to get eyeballs. You gotta 1:42:53.600 --> 1:42:58.360 have people like grabbing dick cooking every pressure point. If 1:42:58.360 --> 1:43:03.280 you're at something, you gotta pull air poke eyes. You 1:43:03.320 --> 1:43:04.080 may get an eye. 1:43:03.960 --> 1:43:05.760 Poke, but as soon as you answer, you're dead. So 1:43:05.800 --> 1:43:06.160 you got in. 1:43:06.760 --> 1:43:10.240 If you see eyes released, other guy go for eye Oh. 1:43:10.320 --> 1:43:10.800 I like that. 1:43:11.360 --> 1:43:14.120 He's always going for like all those. I don't know, man, 1:43:14.200 --> 1:43:17.040 those I thought about it. We're fighting dirty, babe, I say. 1:43:17.720 --> 1:43:19.640 I mean, look at this point, just so you know, 1:43:19.680 --> 1:43:21.639 we're like a week and a half past this trend. 1:43:21.760 --> 1:43:24.080 I know, but I've been thinking about a lot. 1:43:24.400 --> 1:43:27.280 Well, if you want the wrong information, think you always. 1:43:27.040 --> 1:43:29.439 Think about the Roman Empire. It's fucking weird. 1:43:29.520 --> 1:43:31.919 The Roman Empire is your Roman Empire, slightly more topical. 1:43:32.320 --> 1:43:33.800 I mean, I think they probably did this in the 1:43:33.880 --> 1:43:34.519 Roman Empire. 1:43:34.880 --> 1:43:36.880 Although were they were they getting gorillas? I don't think 1:43:36.880 --> 1:43:39.439 they were getting gorillas then, bro, they were getting like 1:43:39.560 --> 1:43:42.840 alligators and shipped up to Rome. Yeah, but alligators are easy, 1:43:42.840 --> 1:43:46.599 that's that's North Africa. Crocodiles that's fucking yeah. But gorillas 1:43:46.600 --> 1:43:50.200 you gotta get like deep into Africa. Bro, Dude, I'm 1:43:50.200 --> 1:43:51.559 on chat cept you over here. 1:43:51.400 --> 1:43:53.760 They have rhinos r rhinos. I don't believe that. You 1:43:53.800 --> 1:43:54.920 just watch Gladiator too. 1:43:55.479 --> 1:43:56.840 What does it chat Gibt say. 1:43:56.920 --> 1:44:00.920 Physical comparison, silver back Gerrilla approximately four hundred pounds of muscle, 1:44:01.240 --> 1:44:03.360 can dead lift over eighteen hundred pounds. 1:44:03.680 --> 1:44:05.280 He got an equal NOTx membership Jesus Christ. 1:44:05.360 --> 1:44:10.000 Jesus uses like the straight has a bite force of 1:44:10.120 --> 1:44:14.559 thirteen hundred psi, thick skin, massive bones freak his strength. 1:44:14.840 --> 1:44:18.519 Julian Edelman, on the other hand, five ten eight accurate 1:44:21.960 --> 1:44:24.400 bite strength. Oh Man got to be at least a 1:44:24.479 --> 1:44:27.320 thousand ps I. I don't know his grip strength is good. 1:44:27.320 --> 1:44:31.160 I know that much elite agility that Chet. We did 1:44:31.160 --> 1:44:33.320 a tester bro We do grip strength. We do the 1:44:33.320 --> 1:44:37.280 grip strength. I know elite agility, toughness, and coordination in 1:44:37.360 --> 1:44:38.120 parentheses as. 1:44:38.000 --> 1:44:40.840 A football player in real life too. The what is chet? 1:44:41.000 --> 1:44:43.120 GBC said he is not trained for combat, and he 1:44:43.200 --> 1:44:47.160 is certainly not training eight strength animals one hundred verse 1:44:47.160 --> 1:44:49.840 one sure one hundreds a lot. But Julian is still 1:44:49.840 --> 1:44:53.479 a human with bones that break and no claws, no fangs. 1:44:54.720 --> 1:44:57.360 They if they swarm perfectly. 1:44:57.600 --> 1:45:00.280 The Julians might land some blows, but most it's likely 1:45:00.360 --> 1:45:04.200 not enough to overwhelm the gorilla many before many get incapacitated. 1:45:04.360 --> 1:45:09.040 The verdict, the gorilla wins in most realistic scenarios. Anyways, 1:45:09.080 --> 1:45:12.240 all right, ready, all right, are you ready to get 1:45:12.240 --> 1:45:12.880 on the hot seat? 1:45:13.360 --> 1:45:13.799 Jewels. 1:45:14.000 --> 1:45:17.320 My first question in this week's edition of Jack asks 1:45:17.720 --> 1:45:20.599 no burgers or no burritos for the rest of your life? 1:45:21.560 --> 1:45:25.280 Oh my, talk about it. I would you rather? That's tough? 1:45:26.800 --> 1:45:31.320 It ain't easy, brother, That's tough. You know what I 1:45:31.360 --> 1:45:34.200 do because I have Taco Tuesday every fucking Tuesday with 1:45:34.240 --> 1:45:37.160 my daughter. It's the same shit because she loves Taco 1:45:37.280 --> 1:45:41.559 Tuesday Tuesday. Sometimes I'll save a little in and out sauce. 1:45:41.840 --> 1:45:47.280 Oh and I'll make like a Burger taco with like 1:45:47.439 --> 1:45:54.000 American cheese and the Mexican or the Mexican flavored like 1:45:54.120 --> 1:45:58.200 ground turkey or whatever. Right, See, you could make burgers 1:46:00.479 --> 1:46:04.240 through the Mexican, so you're killing Burger. I might have 1:46:04.320 --> 1:46:07.360 to kill wow, the star Burger. Actually, I hear that 1:46:07.439 --> 1:46:11.639 you can scratch the Burger Itch. It's through other ship. 1:46:11.760 --> 1:46:13.120 Like if I get. 1:46:13.280 --> 1:46:15.559 Yeah, like that taco place down the street at Squaler, 1:46:15.640 --> 1:46:17.720 they've got that burger with the pickle in it. 1:46:17.960 --> 1:46:19.040 Yeah, it gives burger. 1:46:19.640 --> 1:46:22.559 You know, it's and I you know, that's tough, bro. 1:46:22.920 --> 1:46:25.160 That's the kind of ingenuity and out of the box 1:46:25.200 --> 1:46:27.120 thinking that it's going to take to beat that gorilla. 1:46:27.360 --> 1:46:32.479 I like that. That's good answer, you know. While we're 1:46:32.479 --> 1:46:33.280 talking about burgers. 1:46:33.400 --> 1:46:37.040 Yeah, I'm happy that the small I love a smash burger, 1:46:37.120 --> 1:46:39.160 and I love the toppings that a smash burger. I 1:46:39.200 --> 1:46:41.760 love that we're getting a rejection of this. We're going 1:46:41.800 --> 1:46:42.680 back to thicker. 1:46:42.439 --> 1:46:43.840 Patties, have we. 1:46:44.000 --> 1:46:46.160 I've been out there's a few places that are like 1:46:46.200 --> 1:46:46.760 going back. 1:46:47.400 --> 1:46:49.960 You know. Actually I said I've been out of the 1:46:49.960 --> 1:46:52.400 burger game, but I went to Vancouver. I went to 1:46:52.439 --> 1:46:55.080 two burger joints forgot the name is pretty damn good. 1:46:55.120 --> 1:46:58.960 One was smashed, one was the other wins Tahoe sound 1:46:59.040 --> 1:47:02.200 like a Dutch gouost type place ride an inclined village, 1:47:02.240 --> 1:47:03.760 which is like an old burger joint. I used to 1:47:03.800 --> 1:47:05.880 go to a Menlo park. So if I went to 1:47:05.920 --> 1:47:08.800 another burger joint, like, I haven't been to the bougie 1:47:08.920 --> 1:47:14.360 like or the like hipster smash burger joint a minute 1:47:14.720 --> 1:47:19.439 or like the trendy this. Yeah, I don't know, man, 1:47:19.720 --> 1:47:22.200 I feel you. I'm going burrito. Let's do burritos. 1:47:22.280 --> 1:47:22.760 I like it. 1:47:22.800 --> 1:47:27.960 That's a I love burritos same like because you when 1:47:27.960 --> 1:47:31.400 you live when I lived in Boston, you can get 1:47:31.439 --> 1:47:32.719 a burger there you can't get burrito. 1:47:33.320 --> 1:47:34.679 And this is a great place. 1:47:34.920 --> 1:47:39.559 There's one place in Boston, what la No, Teresa's Market 1:47:39.680 --> 1:47:42.760 in brown that used to be in the gas station. Right, No, 1:47:42.840 --> 1:47:46.120 it's a different place there. I like Paliso's over in 1:47:46.160 --> 1:47:50.479 East Boston. Yeah. East Boston's got some spots. I especially 1:47:50.560 --> 1:47:53.720 make a burrito every time I order it in and 1:47:53.760 --> 1:47:57.960 they go su and the burrito I go every time. Yes, 1:47:58.040 --> 1:48:00.240 also in the brito call it the Juliet though that 1:48:01.640 --> 1:48:03.720 for the next question, is that a segway or what? 1:48:03.960 --> 1:48:08.839 Oh my goodness, gracious, I wrote these shout out baby Jules. 1:48:08.880 --> 1:48:13.040 If there was a Julian Edelman sandwich at a local deli, 1:48:13.280 --> 1:48:15.600 what would be on it? 1:48:15.720 --> 1:48:20.519 Whitefish, caper, capers, cream, chees No, it'd be it'd be 1:48:20.560 --> 1:48:25.559 pretty boring. But it's all in the bread. It's all 1:48:25.600 --> 1:48:28.599 on the bread, like Dutch crunch. It's either Dutch crunch 1:48:28.680 --> 1:48:31.840 or soured Oh. I like that a sour dough produced 1:48:31.920 --> 1:48:33.880 in the Bay Area, so I get a real sour dough. 1:48:33.920 --> 1:48:37.639 None of this bullshit other areas doesn't taste the same. 1:48:37.720 --> 1:48:42.040 None of this. My John needs to be tired by 1:48:42.080 --> 1:48:44.920 the time I'm done eating my fucking sandwich where I'm 1:48:44.960 --> 1:48:48.519 chewing it so much. Seriously, that's how you know you 1:48:48.600 --> 1:48:52.160 got good chewy ass, like sourdough or like a good 1:48:52.280 --> 1:48:55.720 Dutch crunch, because Dutch crunches got that sweet layer of 1:48:56.320 --> 1:48:58.280 bread on top, and that's why you get that tiger 1:48:58.320 --> 1:49:00.679 effect because they put the same doughe with the extra 1:49:00.800 --> 1:49:02.920 sugar it and they put it on top, and so 1:49:03.000 --> 1:49:05.439 it cracks at the top and it gets crunchy in 1:49:05.600 --> 1:49:08.200 but it's also a sweet bread. So I would start 1:49:08.240 --> 1:49:13.719 baseline either sour dough or Dutch crunch, but I would 1:49:13.760 --> 1:49:16.160 go French roll, probably French sour dough that like a 1:49:16.160 --> 1:49:18.000 boat in like they have really good ship. 1:49:18.640 --> 1:49:20.680 And then I'd probably go with lettuce, tomato. 1:49:20.360 --> 1:49:28.160 Pickle, onion, uh, banana pepper or peppercini like that, but 1:49:28.280 --> 1:49:30.920 dry peppercini. We're not gonna fucking soak the bread, right 1:49:31.000 --> 1:49:34.599 right right. I hate soggy bread. I hate it. Uh, 1:49:34.640 --> 1:49:41.639 and then lettuce, uh, mustard, mayonnaise, yellow mustards, lettuce, shreaded, 1:49:41.720 --> 1:49:46.200 shredded lettuce. Uh, I like it. I like an iceberg, 1:49:46.320 --> 1:49:50.400 crisp cold move like that. And I like a thin tomato. 1:49:51.680 --> 1:49:51.960 Like it. 1:49:52.000 --> 1:49:54.439 I don't need my tomato to be dripping its guts 1:49:54.439 --> 1:49:55.839 all over my goddamn sam. 1:49:56.280 --> 1:49:57.040 Just there for a hint. 1:49:57.840 --> 1:50:02.919 Tomato it salt pepper, Uh Ernie, that'd be the Ernie sandwich, Okay. 1:50:03.160 --> 1:50:04.559 And then I would either go with. 1:50:06.240 --> 1:50:12.080 Like a salclito turkey or some kind of turkey that 1:50:12.240 --> 1:50:14.599 has kind of like some kind of taste, or or 1:50:14.960 --> 1:50:17.320 they always have, like a salcelito turkey at like the 1:50:17.320 --> 1:50:19.479 Delis I go to, or like a I don't like 1:50:19.720 --> 1:50:23.360 pepper turkey. I like it, but I don't want I 1:50:23.400 --> 1:50:25.680 want like the one with like a casun or like 1:50:25.720 --> 1:50:28.680 a Mexican or some kind of spice. Fine folks at 1:50:28.720 --> 1:50:30.040 boards had make a nice salsaliedo. 1:50:30.240 --> 1:50:31.240 Yeah. 1:50:31.280 --> 1:50:37.000 And then for cheese, I'm pretty I'm pretty low key 1:50:37.000 --> 1:50:41.080 with it, like I like a Havardi or like a 1:50:41.120 --> 1:50:46.680 pepper jack. I remember I dated this girl. She was 1:50:46.720 --> 1:50:49.040 from France. She goes, those aren't even cheeses, they have 1:50:49.160 --> 1:50:56.240 no taste yeah, take your breye alright, no, because it's 1:50:56.280 --> 1:50:58.360 like you know, Swiss cheese is distinct and right, you 1:50:58.400 --> 1:50:58.840 know what I mean. 1:50:58.840 --> 1:51:00.400 You gotta the salt taste. 1:51:00.400 --> 1:51:02.040 She it always say you gotta have the salt taste 1:51:02.080 --> 1:51:04.920 with it, but you should have put her on craft 1:51:05.560 --> 1:51:09.640 just a turkey sandwich. Yeahkey, but was red that's great. 1:51:09.880 --> 1:51:13.840 Or I love baloney, like yeah, like a I like 1:51:13.880 --> 1:51:21.880 a poor boy, like an American with like baloney, lettuce, tomato, pickle, onion, baloney, 1:51:21.960 --> 1:51:27.120 American cheese. It's gotta be American cheese, like a good 1:51:27.200 --> 1:51:30.639 German bolooney or something I like, or like I don't 1:51:30.680 --> 1:51:33.479 like moretdella because I don't like the fucking olives in 1:51:33.520 --> 1:51:36.720 there or the pistachios going on there. I like it. It 1:51:36.439 --> 1:51:38.200 does like for it takes my if I want a 1:51:38.240 --> 1:51:41.360 baloney taste, but I like that. My mom used to like, Oh, 1:51:41.560 --> 1:51:45.040 she likes like baloney sandwiches and ships so salt pepper. 1:51:45.560 --> 1:51:47.679 She was used to put no mustard mayonnaise for hers. 1:51:48.320 --> 1:51:50.479 I like mustard mayonnaise on mine, but you have to 1:51:50.479 --> 1:51:51.919 have the salt and pepper on the tomatoes. 1:51:51.960 --> 1:51:54.080 I used to I just used to go to it subway. 1:51:54.200 --> 1:51:56.400 They put it on like a round roll baloney. 1:51:56.479 --> 1:51:58.040 Yeah back in the dayper I didn't. 1:52:00.680 --> 1:52:03.639 Back in the day. Yeah, I likes this is the subway, 1:52:03.720 --> 1:52:07.479 like had the distinct smell. Yeah, it's good. 1:52:07.600 --> 1:52:12.920 Put that baby on a edge hot, right, baby, Brandy, Sammy, 1:52:13.360 --> 1:52:14.000 I like that. 1:52:14.439 --> 1:52:14.920 How about we? 1:52:15.160 --> 1:52:17.479 Uh we move on here? Jewels for another one. 1:52:17.680 --> 1:52:19.960 This is to let the people inside what you're doing 1:52:20.000 --> 1:52:21.479 to keep that body looking so tight. 1:52:22.000 --> 1:52:24.160 What is your fitness routine like in retirement? 1:52:24.200 --> 1:52:24.920 Squatted today? 1:52:25.120 --> 1:52:26.040 Hey, let's go. 1:52:26.520 --> 1:52:29.160 Yeah, I get up three three fe I go, I 1:52:29.160 --> 1:52:31.760 go three, I stay at three fifteen. I try to 1:52:31.800 --> 1:52:35.639 squat because if I squat at least once twice a week, 1:52:36.160 --> 1:52:38.439 everything else will fall in place. And then I just 1:52:38.560 --> 1:52:42.600 walk a lot. I'll play golf a lot, but I 1:52:42.680 --> 1:52:45.320 have to the squatting like makes me feel good. You 1:52:45.360 --> 1:52:49.479 can mask pain with strength, So put my teeth, my 1:52:49.600 --> 1:52:55.439 legs strong, like not stupidly strong, but like if you 1:52:55.520 --> 1:53:02.240 keep them strong. I'm usually feeling pretty decent, but I squat, 1:53:02.360 --> 1:53:05.439 I'll do like beach workout ship, I'll hit the abs nice. 1:53:06.240 --> 1:53:08.519 You know, over over our time as a professional athlete, 1:53:08.520 --> 1:53:10.840 you've done so many different fucking core workouts, so I 1:53:10.840 --> 1:53:13.879 can knock out a core workout off of like memory 1:53:13.880 --> 1:53:16.639 of one of my a whole string coaches that used 1:53:16.680 --> 1:53:18.960 to punish us with them. But like you could do, 1:53:18.960 --> 1:53:21.320 though I always do like some core, I'll do like. 1:53:21.720 --> 1:53:22.200 I can't do. 1:53:22.320 --> 1:53:24.519 I don't I can't bench or anything because my shoulders 1:53:24.520 --> 1:53:26.920 are fucked. So like I try to stay strong with 1:53:27.040 --> 1:53:30.320 using the dumbbells, and I don't like to get too 1:53:30.640 --> 1:53:32.320 too heavy with it because I don't want to get 1:53:32.360 --> 1:53:38.400 too bulky. But yeah, stout squat. I like the squat. 1:53:38.640 --> 1:53:41.599 I mean then also keeps your it keeps it keeps 1:53:41.600 --> 1:53:44.719 you young, you know. And I'll go out and run 1:53:44.720 --> 1:53:46.160 every once in a while if I you know, if 1:53:46.160 --> 1:53:48.519 I put my cleats on, I'll go run at Santa 1:53:48.560 --> 1:53:52.120 Monica Junior College Community College in the morning. I'll see 1:53:52.160 --> 1:53:54.160 like the kids playing, like the teams will be coming 1:53:54.160 --> 1:53:56.800 out soccer and stuff, shout out Steve Smith Senior. And 1:53:58.680 --> 1:54:01.240 but I'll go h I'll sneak over there once in 1:54:01.320 --> 1:54:03.759 a while and I'll put because I can't run without 1:54:03.760 --> 1:54:07.679 cleats because I have I have bad feet. I broke 1:54:07.720 --> 1:54:12.439 my feet, so I need like structured like strength when 1:54:12.479 --> 1:54:16.280 I'm like running or like working my feet. But when 1:54:16.280 --> 1:54:17.960 I go to my daughter's sock so I do that. 1:54:18.040 --> 1:54:20.519 I'll do some fuel work here and there every once 1:54:20.560 --> 1:54:21.960 in a while just to see if I can still 1:54:21.960 --> 1:54:25.479 do it, which I can't and it's very humbling. 1:54:26.960 --> 1:54:28.120 And then I walk a bunch. 1:54:28.160 --> 1:54:31.360 So I'll take my daughter to practice and like they'll 1:54:31.360 --> 1:54:34.120 go through the fundamentals and ship and that's like they'll 1:54:34.120 --> 1:54:36.560 start doing all those drills and it's like forty five minutes. 1:54:36.600 --> 1:54:39.800 So I'll go walk for one hour. I'll go straight 1:54:40.600 --> 1:54:43.640 to the beach and back, which is like eighteen blocks 1:54:45.040 --> 1:54:47.200 and there's like some inclines and stuff, and I'll like, 1:54:48.000 --> 1:54:49.920 you know, sometimes I'll do like I'll go up the 1:54:50.000 --> 1:54:53.760 hills backwards and like try to work my quads. I'll 1:54:53.840 --> 1:54:55.640 drop my ass and try to get my glutes. 1:54:55.760 --> 1:54:57.480 I love that people are walking by, like who the 1:54:57.480 --> 1:55:01.720 fuck is this idiot dre doing stuff like or like 1:55:01.880 --> 1:55:02.800 lunges and stuff. 1:55:02.840 --> 1:55:05.000 I'll fuck it, you know. If I feel like my 1:55:05.120 --> 1:55:07.960 legs I need something, I'll just start doing ship. 1:55:08.320 --> 1:55:12.200 Nobody knows better than you better. Yeah, that's tight about 1:55:12.240 --> 1:55:14.880 a little topical one here. All in the news right 1:55:14.920 --> 1:55:17.760 now with the draft just wrapping up. If you were 1:55:17.800 --> 1:55:21.640 Will Campbell, what would you do right now? Would be 1:55:21.680 --> 1:55:22.280 your first move? 1:55:23.240 --> 1:55:27.640 Will Campbell? I would Uh. 1:55:28.120 --> 1:55:32.440 I would try to get Dante Scarnekio's number, talk to him. 1:55:33.480 --> 1:55:35.320 I say, hey, coach Scar, I'll live and die and 1:55:35.480 --> 1:55:37.800 to protect Drake May. But I need to I need 1:55:37.840 --> 1:55:41.720 to know how. I need to know how. I want 1:55:41.760 --> 1:55:43.400 you to teach me the way I need. He needs 1:55:43.440 --> 1:55:45.040 to go find fucking Yoda. 1:55:45.840 --> 1:55:49.320 Which Scar is Yoda, and he needs to say mister 1:55:49.360 --> 1:55:54.600 Miyaki but same whatever, And he needs, you know, because 1:55:54.680 --> 1:55:57.480 if he has that opportunity, or just find you know, 1:55:57.600 --> 1:56:00.400 a coach in the team, Yeah Doug Marone or yeah, 1:56:00.520 --> 1:56:06.120 coach Maroon with blowney sandwiches, get a boney guy Josh 1:56:06.200 --> 1:56:10.000 and and really you know, watch some film. 1:56:09.760 --> 1:56:13.800 And and and and just work hard each day and 1:56:13.800 --> 1:56:17.960 and really take this as yours. This is your life. 1:56:18.040 --> 1:56:20.200 And you could see through his interviews that's how he's 1:56:20.200 --> 1:56:23.240 gonna treat it. But you know, I would find someone 1:56:23.320 --> 1:56:30.600 who knows who's seen guys uh in his position succeed 1:56:30.840 --> 1:56:34.320 and ask them how how can I what do I 1:56:34.400 --> 1:56:38.000 have to do? That's what I would do. Love that 1:56:38.120 --> 1:56:42.480 Logan Mankins is local Logan Logan Mankins. What I would do, 1:56:42.480 --> 1:56:44.840 I would call Logan or you don't. I don't think 1:56:44.880 --> 1:56:47.640 Logan carries a pham, but I'm sure you can get 1:56:47.680 --> 1:56:49.520 his address, and I guarantee if he go to his 1:56:49.560 --> 1:56:51.760 house at three forty five on a snowy day, he'll 1:56:51.800 --> 1:56:55.680 be He'll be outside shoveling his fucking his big ass yard. 1:56:55.920 --> 1:56:59.520 You should intern at Logan Mankins's farm. Yeah, that's that's 1:56:59.560 --> 1:57:01.560 what he should do. Grabbing lane at the YMC A 1:57:01.680 --> 1:57:04.400 next to Scar Lights over there, somewhere to go do 1:57:04.440 --> 1:57:07.280 the shootout because I know he loves shoot He's gonna 1:57:07.280 --> 1:57:08.720 be at the shoot He's gonna be at the shootout. 1:57:08.800 --> 1:57:13.120 One is going to have Campbell at the shootout. Guarantee, Guarante, 1:57:13.120 --> 1:57:14.520 guarantee that guarantee. 1:57:14.560 --> 1:57:17.879 He's like we talked about dudes, but sounds like he's 1:57:18.520 --> 1:57:20.040 plugged into the games with names Lark. 1:57:20.160 --> 1:57:22.880 I know he must he heard the light story. 1:57:22.960 --> 1:57:25.960 Yeah, it's we love it. He followed us right away too, 1:57:27.600 --> 1:57:28.400 and finally. 1:57:28.160 --> 1:57:29.440 Jewles follow him right away. 1:57:30.160 --> 1:57:33.640 Of course. Okay, that's an identity pick man. Hey, he's 1:57:33.840 --> 1:57:37.240 what happened to you know, the Chargers. There's a bunch 1:57:37.280 --> 1:57:40.440 of sexy receivers out there to get for their beautiful quarterback. 1:57:40.720 --> 1:57:42.960 What'd they get? They got Joe Alton, they made the playoffs. 1:57:43.360 --> 1:57:46.080 Hey he's a weapon. He's a weapon, just like Harbaugh said. Yeah, 1:57:46.200 --> 1:57:46.760 that's right. 1:57:46.920 --> 1:57:49.720 Since this is the chill Zone sponsored by our friends 1:57:49.720 --> 1:57:53.200 at cores Light, Jules, who is one person you'd like 1:57:53.240 --> 1:57:54.520 to share a cold Corse light with? 1:57:55.320 --> 1:58:01.240 One person to share a cores light with? I think 1:58:01.320 --> 1:58:04.200 I would like to share a cores light with Tom Hardy. Wow, 1:58:04.440 --> 1:58:05.360 that's good. 1:58:05.840 --> 1:58:06.560 He's a cool dude. 1:58:06.680 --> 1:58:09.080 You watch Bronson yet, I haven't watched that. 1:58:09.600 --> 1:58:11.080 There's a new He's got a new movie. 1:58:11.160 --> 1:58:14.520 I see on Because when you live in Los Angeles 1:58:14.600 --> 1:58:17.480 for all the listeners, you know, I'm used to living 1:58:17.520 --> 1:58:21.680 in Boston and the billboards. I commuted to work, so 1:58:21.920 --> 1:58:25.720 you see the billboards. Billboards are all like local estaffs 1:58:26.080 --> 1:58:30.480 primate out here. You can see every when you're driving around. 1:58:30.520 --> 1:58:33.440 It's like every what movies out? What's this out? And 1:58:33.480 --> 1:58:39.000 it's crazy. It's crazy what your city's priorities are to. 1:58:39.520 --> 1:58:42.560 You know, the Jacoby and Myers. Jacobe Myers, he's always 1:58:42.560 --> 1:58:44.200 out here. They got insurance. 1:58:46.240 --> 1:58:46.360 Uh. 1:58:46.480 --> 1:58:48.920 Tom Hardy is a badass, Like I read up on 1:58:48.960 --> 1:58:51.760 that story where he like won a jiu jitsu thing. 1:58:52.520 --> 1:58:54.480 He's a very like the quotes you. 1:58:54.480 --> 1:58:58.960 Hear come out or from what at least I see. 1:58:59.320 --> 1:59:01.040 I don't know if it is or his quotes, but 1:59:01.520 --> 1:59:03.800 they say they are. He just seems like a cool 1:59:03.880 --> 1:59:07.000 dude that like is assault of the earth, simple man, 1:59:07.960 --> 1:59:12.840 does his craft and then like improves his his being 1:59:13.440 --> 1:59:15.800 at all times. And I want to know like the 1:59:15.840 --> 1:59:18.680 motivation of that. I think he'd be a great dude 1:59:18.720 --> 1:59:20.600 to have a course light with. I love that he's 1:59:20.640 --> 1:59:23.200 a talented dude. Watch Bronson, like seriously, like I know 1:59:23.240 --> 1:59:25.280 I need to. You'll fucking love that movie and been 1:59:25.280 --> 1:59:30.280 watching all this goddamn draft shit. It's fucking hard, all right. 1:59:30.280 --> 1:59:32.320 I think that's enough. That's enough. 1:59:32.360 --> 1:59:32.760 I love it. 1:59:32.800 --> 1:59:35.120 That was fun. And he's in Mobland right now. 1:59:35.280 --> 1:59:36.800 Mobland, but there's got to start. 1:59:36.800 --> 1:59:39.760 There's a new movie that he's coming out in, like 1:59:39.960 --> 1:59:45.040 a Netflix one I saw on the It's like Havoc, Havoc, Yeah, 1:59:45.160 --> 1:59:47.960 havoc cool. Yeah. I like his look, like when he 1:59:48.040 --> 1:59:50.600 when he gives you that fucking like crazy, fucking I 1:59:50.640 --> 1:59:51.560 want to kill you look. 1:59:52.240 --> 1:59:53.160 I like that look. 1:59:53.480 --> 1:59:53.760 That thing. 1:59:54.040 --> 1:59:56.400 He's got a cool look. Have you started Mobland yet? 1:59:56.520 --> 1:59:56.880 I haven't. 1:59:57.000 --> 1:59:58.200 We need to bro I I don't know. 1:59:59.720 --> 2:00:01.280 Well, well that was the chill Zone. 2:00:01.320 --> 2:00:03.840 Thanks to our favorite beer cores like it, Coors Light 2:00:03.880 --> 2:00:07.640 delivered straight to your door. Visit Coorslight dot com, slash 2:00:07.720 --> 2:00:14.520 gwn celebrate responsibly. Well, what a game, and thanks again 2:00:14.640 --> 2:00:17.760 to Adam Ray. That's been another episode of Games with Names. 2:00:17.920 --> 2:00:23.160 Subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, wherever you listen to podcasts, 2:00:23.760 --> 2:00:25.440 comment a game you want us to do and remember, 2:00:25.720 --> 2:00:30.040 rate and review and leave us a five star review 2:00:30.120 --> 2:00:33.680 on Spotify. While you're there those five stars. I need 2:00:33.720 --> 2:00:35.920 a Fistar. 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