WEBVTT - The Fifth Hour: Inca Power to Gator Giggity

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<v Speaker 1>Kabbooms.

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<v Speaker 2>If you thought four hours a day, twelve hundred minutes

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<v Speaker 2>a week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants

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<v Speaker 2>of the old Republic, a sole fashion of fairness. He

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<v Speaker 2>treats crackheads in the ghetto gutter the same as the

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<v Speaker 2>rich pill poppers in the penthouse. Wow, it's a clearinghouse

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<v Speaker 2>of hot takes. Break free for something special. The Fifth

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<v Speaker 2>Hour with Ben Maller starts right now.

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<v Speaker 3>In the air everywhere The Fifth Hour, but you already

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<v Speaker 3>knew that. Ben Mahler and Danny G Radio Great to

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<v Speaker 3>have you as we hang out together all weekend, starting

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<v Speaker 3>here on a Friday where the football world is still

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<v Speaker 3>trying to recover Danny G from the Chicago Bears actually

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<v Speaker 3>having a pulse and actually looking like they knew what

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<v Speaker 3>they were doing, which is crazy. Last night's game between

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<v Speaker 3>the Bears and the team formerly known as the Redskins.

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<v Speaker 4>You know it's crazy because when we were on the

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<v Speaker 4>air on Covino and Rich on Thursday afternoon, the breaking

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<v Speaker 4>news about the sad passing of Dick Buckis happened while

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<v Speaker 4>we were in our second hour, and at the end

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<v Speaker 4>of the show, Rich Davis was giving his gambling picks

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<v Speaker 4>and three of us, me, Coveno, and Spot. We were like,

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<v Speaker 4>you know, this is going to be win one for

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<v Speaker 4>the gipper type stuff tonight, and Rich was like, nah, nah,

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<v Speaker 4>these kids don't even know who Buckus is. And he

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<v Speaker 4>was disagreeing with us, and he even called out DJ Moore,

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<v Speaker 4>which it's going to be fun giving him a lot

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<v Speaker 4>of crap this afternoon on the Friday Show because he

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<v Speaker 4>said it's not like DJ Moore is suddenly going to

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<v Speaker 4>light things up.

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<v Speaker 1>No, well, but I actually agree.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't think the players have any idea who Dick

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<v Speaker 3>Buckets is now. They won the game, they played great

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<v Speaker 3>the Bears last time, but I got no vibe. I've

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<v Speaker 3>been around some of these guys, Dan, You've been around

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<v Speaker 3>these players, Like, a lot of these guys are not fans.

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<v Speaker 3>They just happen to be really good at playing.

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<v Speaker 1>So I can right about that.

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<v Speaker 4>But I would have wheeled the av cart in just

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<v Speaker 4>like they did when you and I were in the

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<v Speaker 4>fifth grade. And I would have had the guys watch

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<v Speaker 4>NFL films and watch Dick Buckis talk about how intimidating

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<v Speaker 4>he was when guys try to cross the middle of

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<v Speaker 4>the field.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. No, I listened to a legend.

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<v Speaker 3>And you know, and with all due respect, I'm not

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<v Speaker 3>saying this in a derogatory way. The name Dick but

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<v Speaker 3>Kiss is one of the all time great sports names.

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<v Speaker 3>It's an amazing name, not just because he was a

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<v Speaker 3>wonderful football player.

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<v Speaker 1>But every kid, every kid, Danny.

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<v Speaker 3>You take a child who doesn't know anything about the

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<v Speaker 3>Chicago Bears or football, and you say, there's a guy

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<v Speaker 3>that is named Dick but Kiss. That's his name, Dick Bucket.

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<v Speaker 3>These kids laughed their ass off. They think that's the

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<v Speaker 3>funniest thing in the world.

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<v Speaker 4>It's a great Yeah. Speaking of yesterday, Rich got dumped

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<v Speaker 4>when he said butthole on the air. But then when

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<v Speaker 4>we're in the show, we were talking about butt kiss

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<v Speaker 4>and he came in during the commercial break and he

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<v Speaker 4>told Ramos, He's like, let me get this straight. I

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<v Speaker 4>can't say butthole, but I can say butt kiss.

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<v Speaker 1>What did Ramos say?

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<v Speaker 4>He's like, you know, Ramos, He's like, he's like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>my fingers over the.

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<v Speaker 1>Dump button by the book. But why didn't do leave

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<v Speaker 1>it out? Well, that's one of those things. I remember.

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<v Speaker 3>There was a somebody in radio in La got in

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<v Speaker 3>trouble because you can say pissed off, but you can't

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<v Speaker 3>say pissed on or something like that.

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<v Speaker 1>Something right, Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, you're not supposed to talk about bodily fluids.

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<v Speaker 1>But I don't know. That seems little of the lot.

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<v Speaker 3>But we don't make the rules. We don't really follow him.

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<v Speaker 3>It's a podcast. There's really no rules on a podcast.

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<v Speaker 4>We can that's what's great about this. If, yeah, if

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<v Speaker 4>you and I were in charge of the FCC, you'd

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<v Speaker 4>be hearing people say ship all day, all over FM

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<v Speaker 4>and AM radio stations.

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<v Speaker 3>You should be a lot somebody. Somebody's gonna need a

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<v Speaker 3>therapist because they hear the word ship. I mean, that's

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<v Speaker 3>what we all have to live. You have to ship

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<v Speaker 3>anyway on this podcast, we've got inca power before I

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<v Speaker 3>before I get to all this, uh, just one final point.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to get your thoughts standing now.

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<v Speaker 3>I had an epiphany because the the quarterback defenders of

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<v Speaker 3>Justin Fields, and I ripped Justin Fields and he played

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<v Speaker 3>great last night, congratulations. But they've told me that Justin

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<v Speaker 3>Fields cannot succeed in the NFL because he's got a

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<v Speaker 3>terrible coach, he's got no offensive line, and he has

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<v Speaker 3>no real help at receiver. So are all those things

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<v Speaker 3>still true or or we're all those things lies. I'm

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<v Speaker 3>asking for a friend. I'm asking for a friend, Dandy,

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<v Speaker 3>because I thought Matt Eberflus, the coach of the Bears,

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<v Speaker 3>was the village idiot. The offensive line was a bunch

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<v Speaker 3>of matadors. Oh, and they had DJ Moore and that's it,

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<v Speaker 3>and there's no way you can succeed.

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<v Speaker 1>But are all those things true or not true? I'm confused.

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<v Speaker 4>I feel like Fields was just slow getting out of

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<v Speaker 4>the starting blocks this season, because he looked a lot

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<v Speaker 4>better last weekend against the Broncos. Hell, they were lucky

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<v Speaker 4>to come out of that game with a W. I

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<v Speaker 4>had a better feeling about him going into this game

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<v Speaker 4>just because of last weekend.

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<v Speaker 1>Well I didn't.

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<v Speaker 3>And these are bad teams, though I guess he's a

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<v Speaker 3>bad team quarterback. He's against good teams. He's fallible, he's

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<v Speaker 3>error prone. Certainly, he's imperfect. But he looked completely differ.

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<v Speaker 3>It's like he's back at Ohio State playing Rutgers in

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<v Speaker 3>Northwestern or something like that.

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<v Speaker 4>Dallan, you Ben, he had a buttkiss jersey when he

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<v Speaker 4>was a little kid.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I want to bet on that all right, I've

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<v Speaker 3>got on this podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>We've got inca power double your pleasure.

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<v Speaker 3>Word of the week Safari Kingdom and Pop goes to

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<v Speaker 3>Culture time permitting.

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<v Speaker 1>We always we put too.

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<v Speaker 3>Much into the refrigerator and then the fridge won't close

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<v Speaker 3>before we get to all that most important thing, most

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<v Speaker 3>important thing. New TV show drops today, drops today. Check

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<v Speaker 3>your local listings Benny Versus the Penny. I did check

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<v Speaker 3>some local listings. I didn't have time to get to everything,

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<v Speaker 3>but I know the show's first airing will be in

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<v Speaker 3>Philadelphia today on NBC Sports Philadelphia at six point thirty

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<v Speaker 3>this evening. Benny Versus the Penny will air there also

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<v Speaker 3>eleven thirty, so an encore showing our hub in Boston

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<v Speaker 3>on NBC Sports Boston seven thirty.

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<v Speaker 1>You can hear the show at seven thirty.

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<v Speaker 3>That's the first airing in Boston, and then right again

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<v Speaker 3>an hour and a half later.

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<v Speaker 1>It'll be on.

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<v Speaker 3>Again at nine o'clock in Boston, and then in Chicago.

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<v Speaker 3>It will air today at six thirty Central Time, and

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<v Speaker 3>there should be some more encore viewings, but I'm not

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<v Speaker 3>sure when. And we're on in the Bay Area NBC

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<v Speaker 3>Sports Bay Area you can watch the show at six

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<v Speaker 3>pm and then again at seven thirty, so we'll be

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<v Speaker 3>on a few times there.

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<v Speaker 4>I used my Spectrum ap on my phone last weekend

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<v Speaker 4>when I was in Vegas and watched your show from

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<v Speaker 4>my phone.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh thank you, I appreciate it.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, we're on Spectrum so Cal Spectrum, Spectrum so Cal Sportsnet.

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<v Speaker 1>Is that it. I don't even know the name.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, the Lakers version, not the Dodgers version.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah yeah, yeah, So we're on in LA that usually

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<v Speaker 3>on Saturday. They usually air it starting at like six

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<v Speaker 3>in the morning, and then it's sporadically every.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, like every three hours after that.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah yeah, yeah, like clockwork. Anyway, So listen. I hope

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<v Speaker 3>you can watch the show. It would mean a lot.

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<v Speaker 3>But let's get to tune in for the pot Let's

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<v Speaker 3>get to the podcast. So it was very cool, Danny,

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<v Speaker 3>to have one of the most interesting people I have

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<v Speaker 3>ever met in my life in studio. We called it

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<v Speaker 3>inca power. It was really cool. We had an in

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<v Speaker 3>studio visitor all the way from New York hanging out

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<v Speaker 3>on the West Coast, the beloved p One. You know

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<v Speaker 3>who this guy is, Danny, because he's called the show

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<v Speaker 3>since you were on the show.

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<v Speaker 1>Inca Terror.

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<v Speaker 4>He's a composer.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, he's a pianist and a composer out of New York,

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<v Speaker 3>but he's a native of Peru. His story is insane.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you remember his story, Danny, Are you aware of

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<v Speaker 3>the Inca Terror story?

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<v Speaker 4>It's craziness a little bit. I'll let you tell it

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<v Speaker 4>right now.

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<v Speaker 3>I want to tell a story for those that missed

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<v Speaker 3>the show the other night, the live radio show. So

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<v Speaker 3>Inca is really good at music. Like he's also totally blind,

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<v Speaker 3>but that's part of the story. He's performed throughout the

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<v Speaker 3>United States that he was actually on a music tour

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<v Speaker 3>through la and he's going to Seattle. They'll be performing

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<v Speaker 3>in Seattle. I do recommend checking him out really good

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<v Speaker 3>and anyway, So anka Tera will be performing in Seattle

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<v Speaker 3>next week I think obviously not this weekend, next weekend.

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<v Speaker 3>But he's performed in France, Germany, the Netherlands, Bulgaria, Russia,

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<v Speaker 3>that famous the Philharmonic Hall in Saint Petersburg, Russia. He's

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<v Speaker 3>performed there. It's craziness. It's won all kinds of awards.

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<v Speaker 3>But I'll give you a story. So he's been a

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<v Speaker 3>big fan of the show for probably man fifteen plus years.

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<v Speaker 3>He listened when karen Ka and I worked together, which

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<v Speaker 3>is a long time ago, long long time ago. And

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<v Speaker 3>so his story. He is an Inca Indian from the mountains,

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<v Speaker 3>the Jungles and mountains of Peru, and when he was

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<v Speaker 3>two years old. This is very graphic story. So I'm

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<v Speaker 3>just going to tell you the story. It's his story.

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<v Speaker 3>And I didn't even know the details until he came in,

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<v Speaker 3>And you know, I wish I had known before I

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<v Speaker 3>asked him some questions that probably were not that good.

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<v Speaker 1>But he was two years old.

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<v Speaker 3>His parents attempted because he's from a very primal like

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<v Speaker 3>a tribe in the Jungles of Peru out in the mountains,

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<v Speaker 3>twelve thousand feet in the sky, and so his parents

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<v Speaker 3>attempted to stake a human sacrifice. Our buddy inca terror

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<v Speaker 3>to the son God. So what happened was he's two

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<v Speaker 3>years old, He's lying on his mom's lap. She holds

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<v Speaker 3>him so he can't move, and the father keeps hitting

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<v Speaker 3>him in the head with a hammer. So let me

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<v Speaker 3>imagine the nightmare. And at some point the mom's like,

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<v Speaker 3>well this is probably not a goody. She gets a

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<v Speaker 3>conscience and she's like, I can't allow my son to

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<v Speaker 3>be killed for the son God.

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<v Speaker 1>And so.

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<v Speaker 3>She pulled her her son, which is now as we

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<v Speaker 3>know him, inca terror and pulled pulled her son away,

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<v Speaker 3>and because her husband kept hitting the hammer on the

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<v Speaker 3>kid's head, and then she ran through the jungles of Peru.

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<v Speaker 3>She got to a hospital. She was holding the baby

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<v Speaker 3>the whole time. He got to a hospital, dropped the

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<v Speaker 3>kid off, never saw the kid again, and he went

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<v Speaker 3>to the hospital and they were able to save his life,

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<v Speaker 3>obviously because we had him on the radio. But as

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<v Speaker 3>a result of that, he is permanently blind. So he

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<v Speaker 3>saw when he was one and two and then that's it.

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<v Speaker 3>He's totally blind, but obviously just an unbelievably gifted performer. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 3>he was adopted by a family in America. They adopted him,

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<v Speaker 3>they gave him a different name, actually gave him an

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<v Speaker 3>American name, which he went back to his original birth name.

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<v Speaker 3>But he lived in Pennsylvania. He lives in New York now.

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<v Speaker 3>And it's just a crazy story, really kind of short,

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<v Speaker 3>because when you're in the jungles of Peru, he said,

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<v Speaker 3>he's like the tallest guy he was telling me off

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<v Speaker 3>the air, he's like the tallest guy in uh, you know.

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<v Speaker 1>Or he because he's gone back.

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<v Speaker 3>To Peru, but I don't think he's visited the.

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<v Speaker 1>The place he was originally from. But anyway, so that's

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<v Speaker 1>his story and it was great to have.

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<v Speaker 3>Him, and I really enjoyed, really enjoyed the visit.

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<v Speaker 1>It's pretty cool.

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<v Speaker 4>So dude, now that you're on the movie set and

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<v Speaker 4>you know all the TV and movie executives, I'm telling you,

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<v Speaker 4>that is a winning movie script right there.

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<v Speaker 1>I agree.

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<v Speaker 3>That would be a hell of a story that this

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<v Speaker 3>guy he writes, not just plays the piano, but he

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<v Speaker 3>he performs.

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<v Speaker 4>And I remember the first night that he played live, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>and we were blown away. We thought it was phony,

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<v Speaker 4>We thought it was fake that he was playing some

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<v Speaker 4>recording for us.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's very odd when you get someone

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<v Speaker 3>who's really here. Because no, I don't want to rip anybody,

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<v Speaker 3>but we've got that pig guy, you know, the guy

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<v Speaker 3>that does pig song, pig sound.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow, that's my desk. Yeah, that's what we're used to.

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<v Speaker 3>And then you get a classically trained uh guy's got

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<v Speaker 3>a Master of Music degree in piano performs but he performs.

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<v Speaker 3>And what I meant to say is he also composes music.

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<v Speaker 3>And so we were talking about that, and of course

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<v Speaker 3>you know what I did, Danny as I said, oh,

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<v Speaker 3>you know, I know this one thing about music, you know,

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<v Speaker 3>and and so it was, uh, I think we talked

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<v Speaker 3>about on the podcast. Actually it was that there's only

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<v Speaker 3>a certain number of notes that you have. Ye, we

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<v Speaker 3>were we were talking about musical notes and how you

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<v Speaker 3>know all the all the songs that are written and

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<v Speaker 3>everything that's composed, there's there's just a finite number. I

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<v Speaker 3>forget what that number is off the top of my head.

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<v Speaker 3>So I was trying to, like, you know, pump my

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<v Speaker 3>chest out, like I knew what I was talking about.

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<v Speaker 1>I had no idea. I just had read that on

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<v Speaker 1>the internet and I went with it. And uh, he

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<v Speaker 1>was he was a nicey.

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<v Speaker 3>He pacified me, and uh, and he knew like every

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<v Speaker 3>every song that was played, every single song that was played.

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<v Speaker 3>He's so locked in that's his world. Although we didn't

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<v Speaker 3>play any barbershop quartets.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know that he would have known that, but.

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<v Speaker 3>Anyway, listen, it was it was awesome and there you go.

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<v Speaker 3>So I had a great time with with Inca Terror.

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<v Speaker 3>And he's his website if you want to learn more

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<v Speaker 3>about him, it's incowarrior dot com. He felt Terror probably

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<v Speaker 3>not good to sell tickets to watch him play the piano, so.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh, Inca Terror or incowarrior.

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<v Speaker 3>Dot com is his website if you want to learn

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<v Speaker 3>more about him. And he's got a YouTube channel, and

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<v Speaker 3>I did tell him. I was telling him I like

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<v Speaker 3>classical music when I can get ready for the show,

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<v Speaker 3>so I can kind of lock the.

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<v Speaker 1>World out and kind of calming and all that.

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<v Speaker 3>I can focus. But I'll have to put on his

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<v Speaker 3>YouTube channel and here some of his some.

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<v Speaker 1>Of his work.

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<v Speaker 4>It's the same twelve notes. By the way, this is

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<v Speaker 4>twelve notes.

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<v Speaker 1>Is that thing? Okay?

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<v Speaker 4>Put that in your pocket.

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<v Speaker 1>I got to remember that.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, all right, So double your pleasure, double your fun

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<v Speaker 3>this week, little extra work again, I know, have enough

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<v Speaker 3>going on. So Tuesday I was invited as a guest

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<v Speaker 3>host on the Rogan and Rodney Show, so I filled

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<v Speaker 3>in with Fred Rogan. Now, if you're not from LA,

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<v Speaker 3>you might not know who Fred is. Fred is the

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<v Speaker 3>dean of LA Sports. He worked at Channel four, the

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<v Speaker 3>NBC affiliate in LA for I'll be conservative. I don't

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<v Speaker 3>only get too crazy. Two thousand years Danny. I think

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<v Speaker 3>he worked at the Channel four roughly.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know he did the I.

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<v Speaker 4>Used to hear Jonas Knox and Rob Parker fill in

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<v Speaker 4>with him.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, yeah, listen.

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<v Speaker 3>I they asked me, you know whatever, I think Jonas

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<v Speaker 3>still fills in.

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<v Speaker 1>We don't need to bring Jonas in because.

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<v Speaker 3>I can't do the shows that much. But Fred had

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<v Speaker 3>this thing called Rogan's Heroes, which it was similar to

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<v Speaker 3>what Marv Albert had. Marv had something else.

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<v Speaker 4>In New York.

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<v Speaker 1>But anyway, they host the midday show.

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<v Speaker 3>Fred hosts the midday show on the Dodgers flagship station

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<v Speaker 3>AM five seven LA Sports, And so that's from noon

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<v Speaker 3>to three, which is cool. It's a nice time slot.

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<v Speaker 3>But I work all night and I got crazy hours,

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<v Speaker 3>so it's a big adjustment with the body clock.

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<v Speaker 1>I've done this a few times.

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<v Speaker 3>We talked about it, shifting bio rhythms around. Good times.

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<v Speaker 3>Had fun doing the show. It was great, a lot different.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, I'm not really the lead guy on that.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm just kind of reacting, you know, with Fred and

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<v Speaker 3>just kind of let it rip. Don't worry about as much.

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<v Speaker 3>And so that was fun and it was a bit

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<v Speaker 3>worn out, and then I did the overnight show and

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<v Speaker 3>I was completely song completely songed Hot Danny. People don't

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<v Speaker 3>realize the hot take assembly line does not shut down.

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<v Speaker 3>It does not. It's an all night affair.

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<v Speaker 1>All day.

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<v Speaker 3>There's a demand. There's a shortage of hot takes. People

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<v Speaker 3>need their hot takes day and night. They need their

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<v Speaker 3>hot takes the conveyor belt.

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<v Speaker 4>It's like the famous I Love Lucy episode where they

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<v Speaker 4>don't know what to do with all the child that's

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<v Speaker 4>spitting out exactly.

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<v Speaker 3>And we do give hot takes on demand, like if

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<v Speaker 3>you need a Dodger hot take, or the Rams or

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<v Speaker 3>the Chargers or the Tennessee Titans or the Indianapolis Colts,

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<v Speaker 3>we have them and they're absolutely free.

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<v Speaker 1>They're absolutely free.

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<v Speaker 3>And they have asked me to fill in more on

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<v Speaker 3>that show, but I have had to turn it down.

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<v Speaker 3>I hate doing it, but the reality is I can't.

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<v Speaker 3>I do the TV show on Thursday, so I can't

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<v Speaker 3>do it then. And on Wednesday, that's the big day.

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<v Speaker 3>We have meetings for the TV show and I, you know,

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<v Speaker 3>production stuff, so I can't really do that Wednesday. But

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<v Speaker 3>Monday or Tuesday, maybe Friday, but we get the podcast,

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<v Speaker 3>we do, you know, Friday, Saturday, So I don't.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, we have the word of the week, Danny,

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<v Speaker 1>the word of the week.

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<v Speaker 4>Do three hours of sleep does not stop the word

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<v Speaker 4>of the week.

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<v Speaker 1>Exactly.

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<v Speaker 3>The word of the week is a term that we

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<v Speaker 3>use in sports, lame duck. Have you used the term

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<v Speaker 3>lame duck when you're doing the boogie woogie?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh? Of course. Whenever a team's GM or owner comes

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<v Speaker 4>out and gives the seal of approval on a coach,

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<v Speaker 4>we say, aha, lame duck. Right there, that's a lame

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<v Speaker 4>duck coach.

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<v Speaker 3>The lame duck with a lame duck. Well, here's let's

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<v Speaker 3>get to the nitty gritty. So the expression lame duck

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<v Speaker 3>actually originated in the seventeen hundreds and when it originated,

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<v Speaker 3>when it originated, it meant a stockbroker who did not

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<v Speaker 3>meet his debts, so someone that was playing the stocks

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<v Speaker 3>and they.

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<v Speaker 1>Were doing some funny business.

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<v Speaker 3>And then that was in seventeen fifty five, so this

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<v Speaker 3>goes back, you know, several hundred years, and then it

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<v Speaker 3>turned over transferred to people in politics in the eighteen

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<v Speaker 3>sixties and The explanation of lame duck is frequently applied,

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<v Speaker 3>you know, mostly to politicians these days and sports, as

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<v Speaker 3>Danny said, coaches managers like you could argue Brandon Staley

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<v Speaker 3>with his decisions to go for it from their own

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<v Speaker 3>twenty four yard line.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, that's you're kind of a lame duck.

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<v Speaker 3>But anyway, it was Occasionally it's been used why someone

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<v Speaker 3>lost an election but has not yet, you know, left

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<v Speaker 3>If somebody lose the election but they haven't lost, they

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<v Speaker 3>haven't left office, like when President Trump lost the election

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<v Speaker 3>and then Biden came in, but he hadn't taken over yet,

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<v Speaker 3>that kind of thing. And here's it is interesting to note.

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<v Speaker 3>I read that President Lincoln a quote attributed to President Lincoln.

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<v Speaker 1>In his day.

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<v Speaker 3>He wrote, a senator or representative out of business is

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<v Speaker 3>a sort of lame duck.

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<v Speaker 1>He has to be provided for. And that that goes back.

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<v Speaker 3>It's from an antidote from eighteen seventy eight. So the

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<v Speaker 3>word of the week is actually a combined two words

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<v Speaker 3>lame duck, lame words.

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<v Speaker 4>With an ass. It's not lame. Joke of the week.

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<v Speaker 1>Words of the week we have not done. Safari Kingdom

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<v Speaker 1>in a while I think we should do that. Why

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<v Speaker 1>don't we do that?

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<v Speaker 4>What do you used to do? It's time for Ben Balards.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a fire Kingdom with Enny G Radio. All right,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you, ohioal and a lot.

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<v Speaker 3>Of crazy animal stories. Could this be because there's a

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<v Speaker 3>full moon? Could this be there was a full moon recently?

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<v Speaker 1>So do you hear the story about Momo the monkey?

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<v Speaker 4>No?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, So in Indianapolis there was a twenty four hour

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<v Speaker 3>police chase to track down mom the monkey. During the

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<v Speaker 3>police chase, chugged beer broke into a home in the

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<v Speaker 3>Greater Indianapolis area.

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<v Speaker 1>Momo unhinged.

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<v Speaker 3>A twenty four hour escapade pet monkey Indianapolis and Momo

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<v Speaker 3>was safely taken back by his owner's brother. But this

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<v Speaker 3>was a wild scene Indianapolis Metropolitan Police Department running all

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<v Speaker 3>over the place to try to track down Momo, which

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<v Speaker 3>is it's.

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<v Speaker 1>A I don't know how to pronounce.

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<v Speaker 3>It, patas hat, this monkey, which is said to be

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<v Speaker 3>the planet's fastest primate that can move up to speeds

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<v Speaker 3>of thirty four miles an hour.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, man, yeah, I'm looking at it. This is this

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<v Speaker 1>is not an attractive monkey. Okay, it's not. It's kind of.

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<v Speaker 1>It's probably running away because people goof on it, call

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<v Speaker 1>it ugly.

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<v Speaker 4>And all that.

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<v Speaker 3>But anyway, police will called out during the week this

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<v Speaker 3>week and they there's a minor injuries. They said, an

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<v Speaker 3>aggressive animal and then momo took off.

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<v Speaker 1>Momo on the run, and boy can momo run.

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<v Speaker 4>Looks like they have a unibrow that goes also around

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<v Speaker 4>their head like black Kareem abdul Jabbar goggles on.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's a good call on the unibrow.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and you would agree, Danny, this is not the

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<v Speaker 3>most attractive monkey, right.

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<v Speaker 1>It's better looking monkeys out there than this this momo.

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<v Speaker 4>He has to show off his wheels to get the

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<v Speaker 4>girl monkeys to be impressed.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah yeah, yeah, need for speed, need for speed. Well,

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<v Speaker 3>here's a fun story from the Safari Kingdom. And this

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<v Speaker 3>comes out of our brothers and sisters in I believe

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<v Speaker 3>this is in Where is it here? Australia. This is

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<v Speaker 3>from ABC News Australia, which is the Australian broadcasting company

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<v Speaker 3>and report their claiming that there was essentially a alligator

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<v Speaker 3>orgy that was triggered by a military helicopter that buzzed

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<v Speaker 3>over a crocodile farm in Australia. He say what, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>this crocodile farm in Australia. The claim was made that

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<v Speaker 3>the first time the military helicopter flew over.

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<v Speaker 1>To get I guess kind of give a good look.

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<v Speaker 3>The low frequency emitted from the helicopter headed to the

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<v Speaker 3>to the farm and the crocodiles. It was made it's

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<v Speaker 3>mating season and I guess that was that. That was

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<v Speaker 3>the sign, you know, chick a chickabow wow for the.

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<v Speaker 1>For the gators.

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<v Speaker 3>They were going for the crocodiles were like, hey, we're

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<v Speaker 3>in here, and that triggered the pheromones and they went

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<v Speaker 3>to Aligator poundtown.

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<v Speaker 1>They did. They went for it, gigy. That's funny.

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<v Speaker 3>That sounds like it's out of an nineteen eighties comedy,

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<v Speaker 3>doesn't It Like some like crappy military guy who just

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<v Speaker 3>wanted to look at alligators and he got too closed

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<v Speaker 3>and the next thing you know, they're all, uh, they're

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<v Speaker 3>all going for it. Man, What is what is next

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<v Speaker 3>to Safari Kingdom? And someday Safari Kingdom will will go

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<v Speaker 3>away because they'll be the animal Thunderdome. Of course, Danny's

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<v Speaker 3>child will be I think doctor by then, I think

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<v Speaker 3>but anyway, Uh, thirteen foot python that eats cats and

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<v Speaker 3>is as big as Mike Tyson's bicep is running around

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<v Speaker 3>a trailer park in Oklahoma.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, jocker, keep your doors closed. I do not go

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<v Speaker 5>out side. Why's it got to be Oklahoma?

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<v Speaker 1>So Oklahoma? Who knew this?

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<v Speaker 3>I've been to Oklahoma before, and I don't recall hearing

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<v Speaker 3>this before. I went to Oklahoma, a home to close

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<v Speaker 3>to fifty species unique species of snakes that are native

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<v Speaker 3>to the state, including venomous cotton mouse, rattlesnakes and all that.

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<v Speaker 3>But there's one in particular, an invasive python that has

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<v Speaker 3>caught the attention of the world.

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<v Speaker 1>And this is this is wild man, this story. It's

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<v Speaker 1>the biggest.

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<v Speaker 3>They have the biggest python problem, stemming from people apparently

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<v Speaker 3>who own pet pythons and don't know how to keep

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<v Speaker 3>their python in line. They're bad python owners. And so

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<v Speaker 3>this thing is floating around thirteen feet, huge, massive, you know,

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<v Speaker 3>trailer park in Oklahoma. They were being told to keep

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<v Speaker 3>their eye out for the albino python native to southeastern Asia.

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<v Speaker 4>So are you telling me a bunch of rednecks owned albinos.

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<v Speaker 1>Racist?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, that's what the story says, I don't know, man,

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<v Speaker 3>but an albino python from Asia in Oklahoma.

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to twenty twenty three. Welcome to twenty twenty three.

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<v Speaker 1>And it made for a good story there in Safari Kingdom,

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<v Speaker 1>it did.

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<v Speaker 3>Here's another good story out of the Twin Cities. The

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<v Speaker 3>airport in Minneapolis, which is a really good airport. I

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<v Speaker 3>gotta tell you, solid airport. They do the airport right

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<v Speaker 3>there in Minneapolis. Anyway, a woman was a little dishevel

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<v Speaker 3>here this week, Danny, because she had a box seized

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<v Speaker 3>at the Minneapolis Airport. The box contained draft poop. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>draft shit was in the box, and the woman had

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<v Speaker 3>this master plan. She was stopped at Customs and Border

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<v Speaker 3>Patrol at Minneapolis Saint Paul International Airport and.

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<v Speaker 1>They said what is that?

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<v Speaker 3>It's draft poopy And she was planning on making a necklace.

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<v Speaker 1>She was going to make a necklace out of the

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<v Speaker 1>draft poop.

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<v Speaker 4>Did she get the giraft poop out of zoo?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, she was coming back from Kenya, so maybe there's

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<v Speaker 3>just draft poop all over.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh gotcha, I.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't know, but uh.

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<v Speaker 3>Anyway, she returned and then there was an inspection from

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<v Speaker 3>the the Agriculture community there.

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<v Speaker 4>Did you bring any fruits or vegetables or seeds with you? No,

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<v Speaker 4>I brought a bag of ship.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah yeah, Oh, and there's a there's even a photo

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<v Speaker 3>of the bag of ship. And it just looks like

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<v Speaker 3>normal ship. It doesn't look like special ship. It's like

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<v Speaker 3>little ship balls. And and anyway, she was gonna make

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<v Speaker 3>a nice necklace.

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<v Speaker 1>What a lovely woman.

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<v Speaker 3>She must be just wonderful. Is that good luck or

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<v Speaker 3>something you think?

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<v Speaker 4>Is that like, I've never heard of a giraffe shit

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<v Speaker 4>necklace before.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, animal feces from Kenya could contain, among other things,

0:28:19.400 --> 0:28:23.080
<v Speaker 3>African swine fever that sounds like fun, classical swine fever,

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<v Speaker 3>Newcastle disease, foot in mouth disease, and swine vesticular disease, according.

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<v Speaker 1>To experts, I'm a doctor. There you go.

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<v Speaker 3>A veterinary services permit is required if you're planning on

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<v Speaker 3>bringing draft shit to the US, so be warned here.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, I'll do We'll do a couple more. Actually, well,

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<v Speaker 3>this is this is the perfect kind of story for

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<v Speaker 3>either Safari Kingdom or when you do animal Thunderdome.

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<v Speaker 1>This is just so good.

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<v Speaker 3>This comes out of Taiwan, right, This is the perfect

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<v Speaker 3>way to put the baby to bed, if you will.

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<v Speaker 3>So in Taiwan there was a bit of a wild ride.

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<v Speaker 3>This this sounds also like a comedy movie from back

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<v Speaker 3>in the day Danny g a plane from Bangkok to

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<v Speaker 3>Taiwan had a tough had a tough trip because it

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<v Speaker 3>turns out a uh and and this sounds like I'm lying,

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<v Speaker 3>But according to report, I'm not a rat, and an

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<v Speaker 3>otter had been smuggled aboard the plane and got loose

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<v Speaker 3>in the main cabin in the middle of the flight.

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<v Speaker 4>I saw this story.

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<v Speaker 1>That great. So there's a pet rat and it's uh

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<v Speaker 1>running around. It's got like a white body racist.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, that is just that is it was an

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<v Speaker 3>albino rat. It bit the hand in one of the

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<v Speaker 3>airplane crew members. And that's where do you hide I

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<v Speaker 3>know where you can hide a rat because it's not

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<v Speaker 3>that big.

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<v Speaker 1>But in the order.

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<v Speaker 3>That's wild anyway, right, we'll get out of that. It

0:30:08.560 --> 0:30:13.720
<v Speaker 3>is Friday again for me. I'm off the radio today.

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<v Speaker 3>I obviously got the podcast here with you. And then

0:30:16.000 --> 0:30:20.800
<v Speaker 3>we have TV all over NBC Sports Affiliates distributed by

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<v Speaker 3>NBC Universal to all the regional cable networks.

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<v Speaker 1>So check that out.

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<v Speaker 3>We'd love to have you watch NBC Boston seven thirty, Philadelphia,

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<v Speaker 3>six thirty, Chicago, six thirty Local time Chicago, and in

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<v Speaker 3>the Bay Area in San Francisco NBC Sports Berea at

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<v Speaker 3>six o'clock. Danny, you're doing the radio thing right. It

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<v Speaker 3>is the end of your week today on the radio, right.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, and really quick, let me back up to last weekend, Ben,

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<v Speaker 4>as you requested, I checked out a couple of the

0:30:48.160 --> 0:30:52.800
<v Speaker 4>sports books. Tomorrow on Saturday's podcast, I'll tell you about

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<v Speaker 4>the first bet I've ever placed. But I paid attention

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<v Speaker 4>to the screens and even talked to one worker at

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<v Speaker 4>one of the sports books, and he said that when

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<v Speaker 4>the NBA season starts, that's when they'll start playing the

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<v Speaker 4>Laker channel.

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<v Speaker 1>Nice.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, so your big face is gonna be on those

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<v Speaker 4>big screens as soon as the Lakers season gets underway.

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<v Speaker 1>That is awesome.

0:31:17.320 --> 0:31:19.360
<v Speaker 3>I might have to make a special trip to Vegas

0:31:19.400 --> 0:31:22.440
<v Speaker 3>just so I can nerd out, just nerd out and

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<v Speaker 3>look at that.

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<v Speaker 1>Look does me?

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<v Speaker 3>No, I'll wear my uniform, my Benny versus the Penny uniform.

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<v Speaker 3>I'll just sit there and I'll.

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<v Speaker 1>Be like, oh, look at that man. All right, But

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<v Speaker 1>Covino and Rich, Right, Covino and Rich.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, this afternoon, we're gonna torture Rich and make fun

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<v Speaker 4>of him for his bad pick against the Chicago Bears

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<v Speaker 4>there and especially him slamming DJ Moore.

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<v Speaker 6>They're gonna win, and then they're gonna say we were

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<v Speaker 6>extra inspired, we did it for the fans, and then

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<v Speaker 6>we're gonna play the clip tomorrow and make you eat

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<v Speaker 6>your words. You think DJ Moore is gonna all of

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<v Speaker 6>a sudden start catching passes because I'm just saying sports,

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<v Speaker 6>we live for great stories and sports, and we see it.

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<v Speaker 1>All the time. It's like a script. It's like a movie.

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<v Speaker 1>For all we know.

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<v Speaker 6>They can come out and play the game of their

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<v Speaker 6>lives tonight. No day he passed, Yeah, I'm a day

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<v Speaker 6>he passed. Then it's a nice story for everybody. I'm

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<v Speaker 6>just saying, you never well, I'm going commanders to win

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<v Speaker 6>the game.

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<v Speaker 4>He's going to have to make an official national apology

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<v Speaker 4>to have one. DJ More That is two to four

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<v Speaker 4>pm on the West Side and five to seven pm

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<v Speaker 4>in New York City.

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<v Speaker 3>Have a great day today. We've got fresh podcast all

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<v Speaker 3>weekend long. Here The Life of Malor and Danny g

0:32:38.040 --> 0:32:42.640
<v Speaker 3>on Saturday. Saturday, Saturday, and I think one of our

0:32:42.840 --> 0:32:45.240
<v Speaker 3>iconic bits, I think we've created a new iconic bit,

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<v Speaker 3>so that'll be on the Saturday podcast. Got the Mailbag

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<v Speaker 3>on Sunday. Have a great Friday. We'll talk to you

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<v Speaker 3>next time.

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<v Speaker 4>Later, Skater got a murder.

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<v Speaker 1>I gotta go.