Speaker 1: Kabbooms.
Speaker 2: If you thought four hours a day, twelve hundred minutes
Speaker 2: a week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants
Speaker 2: of the old Republic, a sole fashion of fairness. He
Speaker 2: treats crackheads in the ghetto gutter the same as the
Speaker 2: rich pill poppers in the penthouse. Wow, it's a clearinghouse
Speaker 2: of hot takes. Break free for something special. The Fifth
Speaker 2: Hour with Ben Maller starts right now.
Speaker 3: In the air everywhere The Fifth Hour, but you already
Speaker 3: knew that. Ben Mahler and Danny G Radio Great to
Speaker 3: have you as we hang out together all weekend, starting
Speaker 3: here on a Friday where the football world is still
Speaker 3: trying to recover Danny G from the Chicago Bears actually
Speaker 3: having a pulse and actually looking like they knew what
Speaker 3: they were doing, which is crazy. Last night's game between
Speaker 3: the Bears and the team formerly known as the Redskins.
Speaker 4: You know it's crazy because when we were on the
Speaker 4: air on Covino and Rich on Thursday afternoon, the breaking
Speaker 4: news about the sad passing of Dick Buckis happened while
Speaker 4: we were in our second hour, and at the end
Speaker 4: of the show, Rich Davis was giving his gambling picks
Speaker 4: and three of us, me, Coveno, and Spot. We were like,
Speaker 4: you know, this is going to be win one for
Speaker 4: the gipper type stuff tonight, and Rich was like, nah, nah,
Speaker 4: these kids don't even know who Buckus is. And he
Speaker 4: was disagreeing with us, and he even called out DJ Moore,
Speaker 4: which it's going to be fun giving him a lot
Speaker 4: of crap this afternoon on the Friday Show because he
Speaker 4: said it's not like DJ Moore is suddenly going to
Speaker 4: light things up.
Speaker 1: No, well, but I actually agree.
Speaker 3: I don't think the players have any idea who Dick
Speaker 3: Buckets is now. They won the game, they played great
Speaker 3: the Bears last time, but I got no vibe. I've
Speaker 3: been around some of these guys, Dan, You've been around
Speaker 3: these players, Like, a lot of these guys are not fans.
Speaker 3: They just happen to be really good at playing.
Speaker 1: So I can right about that.
Speaker 4: But I would have wheeled the av cart in just
Speaker 4: like they did when you and I were in the
Speaker 4: fifth grade. And I would have had the guys watch
Speaker 4: NFL films and watch Dick Buckis talk about how intimidating
Speaker 4: he was when guys try to cross the middle of
Speaker 4: the field.
Speaker 1: Yeah. No, I listened to a legend.
Speaker 3: And you know, and with all due respect, I'm not
Speaker 3: saying this in a derogatory way. The name Dick but
Speaker 3: Kiss is one of the all time great sports names.
Speaker 3: It's an amazing name, not just because he was a
Speaker 3: wonderful football player.
Speaker 1: But every kid, every kid, Danny.
Speaker 3: You take a child who doesn't know anything about the
Speaker 3: Chicago Bears or football, and you say, there's a guy
Speaker 3: that is named Dick but Kiss. That's his name, Dick Bucket.
Speaker 3: These kids laughed their ass off. They think that's the
Speaker 3: funniest thing in the world.
Speaker 4: It's a great Yeah. Speaking of yesterday, Rich got dumped
Speaker 4: when he said butthole on the air. But then when
Speaker 4: we're in the show, we were talking about butt kiss
Speaker 4: and he came in during the commercial break and he
Speaker 4: told Ramos, He's like, let me get this straight. I
Speaker 4: can't say butthole, but I can say butt kiss.
Speaker 1: What did Ramos say?
Speaker 4: He's like, you know, Ramos, He's like, he's like, yeah,
Speaker 4: my fingers over the.
Speaker 1: Dump button by the book. But why didn't do leave
Speaker 1: it out? Well, that's one of those things. I remember.
Speaker 3: There was a somebody in radio in La got in
Speaker 3: trouble because you can say pissed off, but you can't
Speaker 3: say pissed on or something like that.
Speaker 1: Something right, Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're not supposed to talk about bodily fluids.
Speaker 1: But I don't know. That seems little of the lot.
Speaker 3: But we don't make the rules. We don't really follow him.
Speaker 3: It's a podcast. There's really no rules on a podcast.
Speaker 4: We can that's what's great about this. If, yeah, if
Speaker 4: you and I were in charge of the FCC, you'd
Speaker 4: be hearing people say ship all day, all over FM
Speaker 4: and AM radio stations.
Speaker 3: You should be a lot somebody. Somebody's gonna need a
Speaker 3: therapist because they hear the word ship. I mean, that's
Speaker 3: what we all have to live. You have to ship
Speaker 3: anyway on this podcast, we've got inca power before I
Speaker 3: before I get to all this, uh, just one final point.
Speaker 1: I want to get your thoughts standing now.
Speaker 3: I had an epiphany because the the quarterback defenders of
Speaker 3: Justin Fields, and I ripped Justin Fields and he played
Speaker 3: great last night, congratulations. But they've told me that Justin
Speaker 3: Fields cannot succeed in the NFL because he's got a
Speaker 3: terrible coach, he's got no offensive line, and he has
Speaker 3: no real help at receiver. So are all those things
Speaker 3: still true or or we're all those things lies. I'm
Speaker 3: asking for a friend. I'm asking for a friend, Dandy,
Speaker 3: because I thought Matt Eberflus, the coach of the Bears,
Speaker 3: was the village idiot. The offensive line was a bunch
Speaker 3: of matadors. Oh, and they had DJ Moore and that's it,
Speaker 3: and there's no way you can succeed.
Speaker 1: But are all those things true or not true? I'm confused.
Speaker 4: I feel like Fields was just slow getting out of
Speaker 4: the starting blocks this season, because he looked a lot
Speaker 4: better last weekend against the Broncos. Hell, they were lucky
Speaker 4: to come out of that game with a W. I
Speaker 4: had a better feeling about him going into this game
Speaker 4: just because of last weekend.
Speaker 1: Well I didn't.
Speaker 3: And these are bad teams, though I guess he's a
Speaker 3: bad team quarterback. He's against good teams. He's fallible, he's
Speaker 3: error prone. Certainly, he's imperfect. But he looked completely differ.
Speaker 3: It's like he's back at Ohio State playing Rutgers in
Speaker 3: Northwestern or something like that.
Speaker 4: Dallan, you Ben, he had a buttkiss jersey when he
Speaker 4: was a little kid.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I want to bet on that all right, I've
Speaker 3: got on this podcast.
Speaker 1: We've got inca power double your pleasure.
Speaker 3: Word of the week Safari Kingdom and Pop goes to
Speaker 3: Culture time permitting.
Speaker 1: We always we put too.
Speaker 3: Much into the refrigerator and then the fridge won't close
Speaker 3: before we get to all that most important thing, most
Speaker 3: important thing. New TV show drops today, drops today. Check
Speaker 3: your local listings Benny Versus the Penny. I did check
Speaker 3: some local listings. I didn't have time to get to everything,
Speaker 3: but I know the show's first airing will be in
Speaker 3: Philadelphia today on NBC Sports Philadelphia at six point thirty
Speaker 3: this evening. Benny Versus the Penny will air there also
Speaker 3: eleven thirty, so an encore showing our hub in Boston
Speaker 3: on NBC Sports Boston seven thirty.
Speaker 1: You can hear the show at seven thirty.
Speaker 3: That's the first airing in Boston, and then right again
Speaker 3: an hour and a half later.
Speaker 1: It'll be on.
Speaker 3: Again at nine o'clock in Boston, and then in Chicago.
Speaker 3: It will air today at six thirty Central Time, and
Speaker 3: there should be some more encore viewings, but I'm not
Speaker 3: sure when. And we're on in the Bay Area NBC
Speaker 3: Sports Bay Area you can watch the show at six
Speaker 3: pm and then again at seven thirty, so we'll be
Speaker 3: on a few times there.
Speaker 4: I used my Spectrum ap on my phone last weekend
Speaker 4: when I was in Vegas and watched your show from
Speaker 4: my phone.
Speaker 1: Oh thank you, I appreciate it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're on Spectrum so Cal Spectrum, Spectrum so Cal Sportsnet.
Speaker 1: Is that it. I don't even know the name.
Speaker 4: Yeah, the Lakers version, not the Dodgers version.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, So we're on in LA that usually
Speaker 3: on Saturday. They usually air it starting at like six
Speaker 3: in the morning, and then it's sporadically every.
Speaker 4: Yeah, like every three hours after that.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, like clockwork. Anyway, So listen. I hope
Speaker 3: you can watch the show. It would mean a lot.
Speaker 3: But let's get to tune in for the pot Let's
Speaker 3: get to the podcast. So it was very cool, Danny,
Speaker 3: to have one of the most interesting people I have
Speaker 3: ever met in my life in studio. We called it
Speaker 3: inca power. It was really cool. We had an in
Speaker 3: studio visitor all the way from New York hanging out
Speaker 3: on the West Coast, the beloved p One. You know
Speaker 3: who this guy is, Danny, because he's called the show
Speaker 3: since you were on the show.
Speaker 1: Inca Terror.
Speaker 4: He's a composer.
Speaker 3: Yes, he's a pianist and a composer out of New York,
Speaker 3: but he's a native of Peru. His story is insane.
Speaker 3: Do you remember his story, Danny, Are you aware of
Speaker 3: the Inca Terror story?
Speaker 4: It's craziness a little bit. I'll let you tell it
Speaker 4: right now.
Speaker 3: I want to tell a story for those that missed
Speaker 3: the show the other night, the live radio show. So
Speaker 3: Inca is really good at music. Like he's also totally blind,
Speaker 3: but that's part of the story. He's performed throughout the
Speaker 3: United States that he was actually on a music tour
Speaker 3: through la and he's going to Seattle. They'll be performing
Speaker 3: in Seattle. I do recommend checking him out really good
Speaker 3: and anyway, So anka Tera will be performing in Seattle
Speaker 3: next week I think obviously not this weekend, next weekend.
Speaker 3: But he's performed in France, Germany, the Netherlands, Bulgaria, Russia,
Speaker 3: that famous the Philharmonic Hall in Saint Petersburg, Russia. He's
Speaker 3: performed there. It's craziness. It's won all kinds of awards.
Speaker 3: But I'll give you a story. So he's been a
Speaker 3: big fan of the show for probably man fifteen plus years.
Speaker 3: He listened when karen Ka and I worked together, which
Speaker 3: is a long time ago, long long time ago. And
Speaker 3: so his story. He is an Inca Indian from the mountains,
Speaker 3: the Jungles and mountains of Peru, and when he was
Speaker 3: two years old. This is very graphic story. So I'm
Speaker 3: just going to tell you the story. It's his story.
Speaker 3: And I didn't even know the details until he came in,
Speaker 3: And you know, I wish I had known before I
Speaker 3: asked him some questions that probably were not that good.
Speaker 1: But he was two years old.
Speaker 3: His parents attempted because he's from a very primal like
Speaker 3: a tribe in the Jungles of Peru out in the mountains,
Speaker 3: twelve thousand feet in the sky, and so his parents
Speaker 3: attempted to stake a human sacrifice. Our buddy inca terror
Speaker 3: to the son God. So what happened was he's two
Speaker 3: years old, He's lying on his mom's lap. She holds
Speaker 3: him so he can't move, and the father keeps hitting
Speaker 3: him in the head with a hammer. So let me
Speaker 3: imagine the nightmare. And at some point the mom's like,
Speaker 3: well this is probably not a goody. She gets a
Speaker 3: conscience and she's like, I can't allow my son to
Speaker 3: be killed for the son God.
Speaker 1: And so.
Speaker 3: She pulled her her son, which is now as we
Speaker 3: know him, inca terror and pulled pulled her son away,
Speaker 3: and because her husband kept hitting the hammer on the
Speaker 3: kid's head, and then she ran through the jungles of Peru.
Speaker 3: She got to a hospital. She was holding the baby
Speaker 3: the whole time. He got to a hospital, dropped the
Speaker 3: kid off, never saw the kid again, and he went
Speaker 3: to the hospital and they were able to save his life,
Speaker 3: obviously because we had him on the radio. But as
Speaker 3: a result of that, he is permanently blind. So he
Speaker 3: saw when he was one and two and then that's it.
Speaker 3: He's totally blind, but obviously just an unbelievably gifted performer. Anyway,
Speaker 3: he was adopted by a family in America. They adopted him,
Speaker 3: they gave him a different name, actually gave him an
Speaker 3: American name, which he went back to his original birth name.
Speaker 3: But he lived in Pennsylvania. He lives in New York now.
Speaker 3: And it's just a crazy story, really kind of short,
Speaker 3: because when you're in the jungles of Peru, he said,
Speaker 3: he's like the tallest guy he was telling me off
Speaker 3: the air, he's like the tallest guy in uh, you know.
Speaker 1: Or he because he's gone back.
Speaker 3: To Peru, but I don't think he's visited the.
Speaker 1: The place he was originally from. But anyway, so that's
Speaker 1: his story and it was great to have.
Speaker 3: Him, and I really enjoyed, really enjoyed the visit.
Speaker 1: It's pretty cool.
Speaker 4: So dude, now that you're on the movie set and
Speaker 4: you know all the TV and movie executives, I'm telling you,
Speaker 4: that is a winning movie script right there.
Speaker 1: I agree.
Speaker 3: That would be a hell of a story that this
Speaker 3: guy he writes, not just plays the piano, but he
Speaker 3: he performs.
Speaker 4: And I remember the first night that he played live, Yeah,
Speaker 4: and we were blown away. We thought it was phony,
Speaker 4: We thought it was fake that he was playing some
Speaker 4: recording for us.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's very odd when you get someone
Speaker 3: who's really here. Because no, I don't want to rip anybody,
Speaker 3: but we've got that pig guy, you know, the guy
Speaker 3: that does pig song, pig sound.
Speaker 1: Wow, that's my desk. Yeah, that's what we're used to.
Speaker 3: And then you get a classically trained uh guy's got
Speaker 3: a Master of Music degree in piano performs but he performs.
Speaker 3: And what I meant to say is he also composes music.
Speaker 3: And so we were talking about that, and of course
Speaker 3: you know what I did, Danny as I said, oh,
Speaker 3: you know, I know this one thing about music, you know,
Speaker 3: and and so it was, uh, I think we talked
Speaker 3: about on the podcast. Actually it was that there's only
Speaker 3: a certain number of notes that you have. Ye, we
Speaker 3: were we were talking about musical notes and how you
Speaker 3: know all the all the songs that are written and
Speaker 3: everything that's composed, there's there's just a finite number. I
Speaker 3: forget what that number is off the top of my head.
Speaker 3: So I was trying to, like, you know, pump my
Speaker 3: chest out, like I knew what I was talking about.
Speaker 1: I had no idea. I just had read that on
Speaker 1: the internet and I went with it. And uh, he
Speaker 1: was he was a nicey.
Speaker 3: He pacified me, and uh, and he knew like every
Speaker 3: every song that was played, every single song that was played.
Speaker 3: He's so locked in that's his world. Although we didn't
Speaker 3: play any barbershop quartets.
Speaker 1: I don't know that he would have known that, but.
Speaker 3: Anyway, listen, it was it was awesome and there you go.
Speaker 3: So I had a great time with with Inca Terror.
Speaker 3: And he's his website if you want to learn more
Speaker 3: about him, it's incowarrior dot com. He felt Terror probably
Speaker 3: not good to sell tickets to watch him play the piano, so.
Speaker 1: Uh, Inca Terror or incowarrior.
Speaker 3: Dot com is his website if you want to learn
Speaker 3: more about him. And he's got a YouTube channel, and
Speaker 3: I did tell him. I was telling him I like
Speaker 3: classical music when I can get ready for the show,
Speaker 3: so I can kind of lock the.
Speaker 1: World out and kind of calming and all that.
Speaker 3: I can focus. But I'll have to put on his
Speaker 3: YouTube channel and here some of his some.
Speaker 1: Of his work.
Speaker 4: It's the same twelve notes. By the way, this is
Speaker 4: twelve notes.
Speaker 1: Is that thing? Okay?
Speaker 4: Put that in your pocket.
Speaker 1: I got to remember that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, So double your pleasure, double your fun
Speaker 3: this week, little extra work again, I know, have enough
Speaker 3: going on. So Tuesday I was invited as a guest
Speaker 3: host on the Rogan and Rodney Show, so I filled
Speaker 3: in with Fred Rogan. Now, if you're not from LA,
Speaker 3: you might not know who Fred is. Fred is the
Speaker 3: dean of LA Sports. He worked at Channel four, the
Speaker 3: NBC affiliate in LA for I'll be conservative. I don't
Speaker 3: only get too crazy. Two thousand years Danny. I think
Speaker 3: he worked at the Channel four roughly.
Speaker 1: I don't know he did the I.
Speaker 4: Used to hear Jonas Knox and Rob Parker fill in
Speaker 4: with him.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, listen.
Speaker 3: I they asked me, you know whatever, I think Jonas
Speaker 3: still fills in.
Speaker 1: We don't need to bring Jonas in because.
Speaker 3: I can't do the shows that much. But Fred had
Speaker 3: this thing called Rogan's Heroes, which it was similar to
Speaker 3: what Marv Albert had. Marv had something else.
Speaker 4: In New York.
Speaker 1: But anyway, they host the midday show.
Speaker 3: Fred hosts the midday show on the Dodgers flagship station
Speaker 3: AM five seven LA Sports, And so that's from noon
Speaker 3: to three, which is cool. It's a nice time slot.
Speaker 3: But I work all night and I got crazy hours,
Speaker 3: so it's a big adjustment with the body clock.
Speaker 1: I've done this a few times.
Speaker 3: We talked about it, shifting bio rhythms around. Good times.
Speaker 3: Had fun doing the show. It was great, a lot different.
Speaker 3: You know, I'm not really the lead guy on that.
Speaker 3: I'm just kind of reacting, you know, with Fred and
Speaker 3: just kind of let it rip. Don't worry about as much.
Speaker 3: And so that was fun and it was a bit
Speaker 3: worn out, and then I did the overnight show and
Speaker 3: I was completely song completely songed Hot Danny. People don't
Speaker 3: realize the hot take assembly line does not shut down.
Speaker 3: It does not. It's an all night affair.
Speaker 1: All day.
Speaker 3: There's a demand. There's a shortage of hot takes. People
Speaker 3: need their hot takes day and night. They need their
Speaker 3: hot takes the conveyor belt.
Speaker 4: It's like the famous I Love Lucy episode where they
Speaker 4: don't know what to do with all the child that's
Speaker 4: spitting out exactly.
Speaker 3: And we do give hot takes on demand, like if
Speaker 3: you need a Dodger hot take, or the Rams or
Speaker 3: the Chargers or the Tennessee Titans or the Indianapolis Colts,
Speaker 3: we have them and they're absolutely free.
Speaker 1: They're absolutely free.
Speaker 3: And they have asked me to fill in more on
Speaker 3: that show, but I have had to turn it down.
Speaker 3: I hate doing it, but the reality is I can't.
Speaker 3: I do the TV show on Thursday, so I can't
Speaker 3: do it then. And on Wednesday, that's the big day.
Speaker 3: We have meetings for the TV show and I, you know,
Speaker 3: production stuff, so I can't really do that Wednesday. But
Speaker 3: Monday or Tuesday, maybe Friday, but we get the podcast,
Speaker 3: we do, you know, Friday, Saturday, So I don't.
Speaker 1: All right, we have the word of the week, Danny,
Speaker 1: the word of the week.
Speaker 4: Do three hours of sleep does not stop the word
Speaker 4: of the week.
Speaker 1: Exactly.
Speaker 3: The word of the week is a term that we
Speaker 3: use in sports, lame duck. Have you used the term
Speaker 3: lame duck when you're doing the boogie woogie?
Speaker 4: Oh? Of course. Whenever a team's GM or owner comes
Speaker 4: out and gives the seal of approval on a coach,
Speaker 4: we say, aha, lame duck. Right there, that's a lame
Speaker 4: duck coach.
Speaker 3: The lame duck with a lame duck. Well, here's let's
Speaker 3: get to the nitty gritty. So the expression lame duck
Speaker 3: actually originated in the seventeen hundreds and when it originated,
Speaker 3: when it originated, it meant a stockbroker who did not
Speaker 3: meet his debts, so someone that was playing the stocks
Speaker 3: and they.
Speaker 1: Were doing some funny business.
Speaker 3: And then that was in seventeen fifty five, so this
Speaker 3: goes back, you know, several hundred years, and then it
Speaker 3: turned over transferred to people in politics in the eighteen
Speaker 3: sixties and The explanation of lame duck is frequently applied,
Speaker 3: you know, mostly to politicians these days and sports, as
Speaker 3: Danny said, coaches managers like you could argue Brandon Staley
Speaker 3: with his decisions to go for it from their own
Speaker 3: twenty four yard line.
Speaker 1: You know, that's you're kind of a lame duck.
Speaker 3: But anyway, it was Occasionally it's been used why someone
Speaker 3: lost an election but has not yet, you know, left
Speaker 3: If somebody lose the election but they haven't lost, they
Speaker 3: haven't left office, like when President Trump lost the election
Speaker 3: and then Biden came in, but he hadn't taken over yet,
Speaker 3: that kind of thing. And here's it is interesting to note.
Speaker 3: I read that President Lincoln a quote attributed to President Lincoln.
Speaker 1: In his day.
Speaker 3: He wrote, a senator or representative out of business is
Speaker 3: a sort of lame duck.
Speaker 1: He has to be provided for. And that that goes back.
Speaker 3: It's from an antidote from eighteen seventy eight. So the
Speaker 3: word of the week is actually a combined two words
Speaker 3: lame duck, lame words.
Speaker 4: With an ass. It's not lame. Joke of the week.
Speaker 1: Words of the week we have not done. Safari Kingdom
Speaker 1: in a while I think we should do that. Why
Speaker 1: don't we do that?
Speaker 4: What do you used to do? It's time for Ben Balards.
Speaker 1: It's a fire Kingdom with Enny G Radio. All right,
Speaker 1: thank you, ohioal and a lot.
Speaker 3: Of crazy animal stories. Could this be because there's a
Speaker 3: full moon? Could this be there was a full moon recently?
Speaker 1: So do you hear the story about Momo the monkey?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 3: Okay, So in Indianapolis there was a twenty four hour
Speaker 3: police chase to track down mom the monkey. During the
Speaker 3: police chase, chugged beer broke into a home in the
Speaker 3: Greater Indianapolis area.
Speaker 1: Momo unhinged.
Speaker 3: A twenty four hour escapade pet monkey Indianapolis and Momo
Speaker 3: was safely taken back by his owner's brother. But this
Speaker 3: was a wild scene Indianapolis Metropolitan Police Department running all
Speaker 3: over the place to try to track down Momo, which
Speaker 3: is it's.
Speaker 1: A I don't know how to pronounce.
Speaker 3: It, patas hat, this monkey, which is said to be
Speaker 3: the planet's fastest primate that can move up to speeds
Speaker 3: of thirty four miles an hour.
Speaker 1: Yeah, man, yeah, I'm looking at it. This is this
Speaker 1: is not an attractive monkey. Okay, it's not. It's kind of.
Speaker 1: It's probably running away because people goof on it, call
Speaker 1: it ugly.
Speaker 4: And all that.
Speaker 3: But anyway, police will called out during the week this
Speaker 3: week and they there's a minor injuries. They said, an
Speaker 3: aggressive animal and then momo took off.
Speaker 1: Momo on the run, and boy can momo run.
Speaker 4: Looks like they have a unibrow that goes also around
Speaker 4: their head like black Kareem abdul Jabbar goggles on.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a good call on the unibrow.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and you would agree, Danny, this is not the
Speaker 3: most attractive monkey, right.
Speaker 1: It's better looking monkeys out there than this this momo.
Speaker 4: He has to show off his wheels to get the
Speaker 4: girl monkeys to be impressed.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, need for speed, need for speed. Well,
Speaker 3: here's a fun story from the Safari Kingdom. And this
Speaker 3: comes out of our brothers and sisters in I believe
Speaker 3: this is in Where is it here? Australia. This is
Speaker 3: from ABC News Australia, which is the Australian broadcasting company
Speaker 3: and report their claiming that there was essentially a alligator
Speaker 3: orgy that was triggered by a military helicopter that buzzed
Speaker 3: over a crocodile farm in Australia. He say what, Yeah,
Speaker 3: this crocodile farm in Australia. The claim was made that
Speaker 3: the first time the military helicopter flew over.
Speaker 1: To get I guess kind of give a good look.
Speaker 3: The low frequency emitted from the helicopter headed to the
Speaker 3: to the farm and the crocodiles. It was made it's
Speaker 3: mating season and I guess that was that. That was
Speaker 3: the sign, you know, chick a chickabow wow for the.
Speaker 1: For the gators.
Speaker 3: They were going for the crocodiles were like, hey, we're
Speaker 3: in here, and that triggered the pheromones and they went
Speaker 3: to Aligator poundtown.
Speaker 1: They did. They went for it, gigy. That's funny.
Speaker 3: That sounds like it's out of an nineteen eighties comedy,
Speaker 3: doesn't It Like some like crappy military guy who just
Speaker 3: wanted to look at alligators and he got too closed
Speaker 3: and the next thing you know, they're all, uh, they're
Speaker 3: all going for it. Man, What is what is next
Speaker 3: to Safari Kingdom? And someday Safari Kingdom will will go
Speaker 3: away because they'll be the animal Thunderdome. Of course, Danny's
Speaker 3: child will be I think doctor by then, I think
Speaker 3: but anyway, Uh, thirteen foot python that eats cats and
Speaker 3: is as big as Mike Tyson's bicep is running around
Speaker 3: a trailer park in Oklahoma.
Speaker 5: Yeah, jocker, keep your doors closed. I do not go
Speaker 5: out side. Why's it got to be Oklahoma?
Speaker 1: So Oklahoma? Who knew this?
Speaker 3: I've been to Oklahoma before, and I don't recall hearing
Speaker 3: this before. I went to Oklahoma, a home to close
Speaker 3: to fifty species unique species of snakes that are native
Speaker 3: to the state, including venomous cotton mouse, rattlesnakes and all that.
Speaker 3: But there's one in particular, an invasive python that has
Speaker 3: caught the attention of the world.
Speaker 1: And this is this is wild man, this story. It's
Speaker 1: the biggest.
Speaker 3: They have the biggest python problem, stemming from people apparently
Speaker 3: who own pet pythons and don't know how to keep
Speaker 3: their python in line. They're bad python owners. And so
Speaker 3: this thing is floating around thirteen feet, huge, massive, you know,
Speaker 3: trailer park in Oklahoma. They were being told to keep
Speaker 3: their eye out for the albino python native to southeastern Asia.
Speaker 4: So are you telling me a bunch of rednecks owned albinos.
Speaker 1: Racist?
Speaker 3: Well, that's what the story says, I don't know, man,
Speaker 3: but an albino python from Asia in Oklahoma.
Speaker 1: Welcome to twenty twenty three. Welcome to twenty twenty three.
Speaker 1: And it made for a good story there in Safari Kingdom,
Speaker 1: it did.
Speaker 3: Here's another good story out of the Twin Cities. The
Speaker 3: airport in Minneapolis, which is a really good airport. I
Speaker 3: gotta tell you, solid airport. They do the airport right
Speaker 3: there in Minneapolis. Anyway, a woman was a little dishevel
Speaker 3: here this week, Danny, because she had a box seized
Speaker 3: at the Minneapolis Airport. The box contained draft poop. Yeah,
Speaker 3: draft shit was in the box, and the woman had
Speaker 3: this master plan. She was stopped at Customs and Border
Speaker 3: Patrol at Minneapolis Saint Paul International Airport and.
Speaker 1: They said what is that?
Speaker 3: It's draft poopy And she was planning on making a necklace.
Speaker 1: She was going to make a necklace out of the
Speaker 1: draft poop.
Speaker 4: Did she get the giraft poop out of zoo?
Speaker 3: Well, she was coming back from Kenya, so maybe there's
Speaker 3: just draft poop all over.
Speaker 4: Oh gotcha, I.
Speaker 1: Don't know, but uh.
Speaker 3: Anyway, she returned and then there was an inspection from
Speaker 3: the the Agriculture community there.
Speaker 4: Did you bring any fruits or vegetables or seeds with you? No,
Speaker 4: I brought a bag of ship.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, Oh, and there's a there's even a photo
Speaker 3: of the bag of ship. And it just looks like
Speaker 3: normal ship. It doesn't look like special ship. It's like
Speaker 3: little ship balls. And and anyway, she was gonna make
Speaker 3: a nice necklace.
Speaker 1: What a lovely woman.
Speaker 3: She must be just wonderful. Is that good luck or
Speaker 3: something you think?
Speaker 4: Is that like, I've never heard of a giraffe shit
Speaker 4: necklace before.
Speaker 3: Yeah, animal feces from Kenya could contain, among other things,
Speaker 3: African swine fever that sounds like fun, classical swine fever,
Speaker 3: Newcastle disease, foot in mouth disease, and swine vesticular disease, according.
Speaker 1: To experts, I'm a doctor. There you go.
Speaker 3: A veterinary services permit is required if you're planning on
Speaker 3: bringing draft shit to the US, so be warned here.
Speaker 3: All right, I'll do We'll do a couple more. Actually, well,
Speaker 3: this is this is the perfect kind of story for
Speaker 3: either Safari Kingdom or when you do animal Thunderdome.
Speaker 1: This is just so good.
Speaker 3: This comes out of Taiwan, right, This is the perfect
Speaker 3: way to put the baby to bed, if you will.
Speaker 3: So in Taiwan there was a bit of a wild ride.
Speaker 3: This this sounds also like a comedy movie from back
Speaker 3: in the day Danny g a plane from Bangkok to
Speaker 3: Taiwan had a tough had a tough trip because it
Speaker 3: turns out a uh and and this sounds like I'm lying,
Speaker 3: But according to report, I'm not a rat, and an
Speaker 3: otter had been smuggled aboard the plane and got loose
Speaker 3: in the main cabin in the middle of the flight.
Speaker 4: I saw this story.
Speaker 1: That great. So there's a pet rat and it's uh
Speaker 1: running around. It's got like a white body racist.
Speaker 3: I mean, that is just that is it was an
Speaker 3: albino rat. It bit the hand in one of the
Speaker 3: airplane crew members. And that's where do you hide I
Speaker 3: know where you can hide a rat because it's not
Speaker 3: that big.
Speaker 1: But in the order.
Speaker 3: That's wild anyway, right, we'll get out of that. It
Speaker 3: is Friday again for me. I'm off the radio today.
Speaker 3: I obviously got the podcast here with you. And then
Speaker 3: we have TV all over NBC Sports Affiliates distributed by
Speaker 3: NBC Universal to all the regional cable networks.
Speaker 1: So check that out.
Speaker 3: We'd love to have you watch NBC Boston seven thirty, Philadelphia,
Speaker 3: six thirty, Chicago, six thirty Local time Chicago, and in
Speaker 3: the Bay Area in San Francisco NBC Sports Berea at
Speaker 3: six o'clock. Danny, you're doing the radio thing right. It
Speaker 3: is the end of your week today on the radio, right.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and really quick, let me back up to last weekend, Ben,
Speaker 4: as you requested, I checked out a couple of the
Speaker 4: sports books. Tomorrow on Saturday's podcast, I'll tell you about
Speaker 4: the first bet I've ever placed. But I paid attention
Speaker 4: to the screens and even talked to one worker at
Speaker 4: one of the sports books, and he said that when
Speaker 4: the NBA season starts, that's when they'll start playing the
Speaker 4: Laker channel.
Speaker 1: Nice.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so your big face is gonna be on those
Speaker 4: big screens as soon as the Lakers season gets underway.
Speaker 1: That is awesome.
Speaker 3: I might have to make a special trip to Vegas
Speaker 3: just so I can nerd out, just nerd out and
Speaker 3: look at that.
Speaker 1: Look does me?
Speaker 3: No, I'll wear my uniform, my Benny versus the Penny uniform.
Speaker 3: I'll just sit there and I'll.
Speaker 1: Be like, oh, look at that man. All right, But
Speaker 1: Covino and Rich, Right, Covino and Rich.
Speaker 4: Yeah, this afternoon, we're gonna torture Rich and make fun
Speaker 4: of him for his bad pick against the Chicago Bears
Speaker 4: there and especially him slamming DJ Moore.
Speaker 6: They're gonna win, and then they're gonna say we were
Speaker 6: extra inspired, we did it for the fans, and then
Speaker 6: we're gonna play the clip tomorrow and make you eat
Speaker 6: your words. You think DJ Moore is gonna all of
Speaker 6: a sudden start catching passes because I'm just saying sports,
Speaker 6: we live for great stories and sports, and we see it.
Speaker 1: All the time. It's like a script. It's like a movie.
Speaker 1: For all we know.
Speaker 6: They can come out and play the game of their
Speaker 6: lives tonight. No day he passed, Yeah, I'm a day
Speaker 6: he passed. Then it's a nice story for everybody. I'm
Speaker 6: just saying, you never well, I'm going commanders to win
Speaker 6: the game.
Speaker 4: He's going to have to make an official national apology
Speaker 4: to have one. DJ More That is two to four
Speaker 4: pm on the West Side and five to seven pm
Speaker 4: in New York City.
Speaker 3: Have a great day today. We've got fresh podcast all
Speaker 3: weekend long. Here The Life of Malor and Danny g
Speaker 3: on Saturday. Saturday, Saturday, and I think one of our
Speaker 3: iconic bits, I think we've created a new iconic bit,
Speaker 3: so that'll be on the Saturday podcast. Got the Mailbag
Speaker 3: on Sunday. Have a great Friday. We'll talk to you
Speaker 3: next time.
Speaker 4: Later, Skater got a murder.
Speaker 1: I gotta go.