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Speaker 1: Oh, you were in for a treat today. Hey, welcome

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Speaker 1: to your full show. It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning,

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Speaker 1: and I just got to applaud Jose What, Yes, applaud

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Speaker 1: Jose Why dude, you're gonna hear it. I think the

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Speaker 1: best song of the year nod it was so graph.

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Speaker 1: Don't let jeff here you say.

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Speaker 2: That sleep last night because I thought I messed up. No,

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Speaker 2: you're gonna hear it.

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Speaker 1: In just a seconds. An annual tradition is back on

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Speaker 1: our show, and I can't wait for you to enjoy that.

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Speaker 1: But we love to start with your comments. Okay, this

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Speaker 1: one was funny, Williams.

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Speaker 3: Ben James said, Ever since I listened to last Saturday's

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Speaker 3: movie review with Brooke the Jonahs Brother's Christmas One, yet

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Speaker 3: all the ads on my show social media are Joe

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Speaker 3: Jonas selling some sort of coffee maker with some of

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Speaker 3: the phrases Jeff uses in the show. I'm scared what

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Speaker 3: my next targeted ads will be.

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Speaker 1: Really, really, you're gonna have to buy it now, Joe

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Speaker 1: Jonas says, Yeah, I love it. Thanks for listening to

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Speaker 1: last week's movie review. Yes, hey, enjoy today's brand new

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Speaker 1: full hour. I think you're gonna love it. It starts

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Speaker 1: right now.

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Speaker 4: In years past, we've covered the hot new toys that

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Speaker 4: nobody can find for Christmas.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, this year it's.

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Speaker 4: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. We really haven't talked

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Speaker 4: about it much this.

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Speaker 1: Year because headlines about it either well, it's.

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Speaker 4: Because you can get a La Boo boo anywhere now

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Speaker 4: or but yeah, that's true. But there is something that's

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Speaker 4: find because once they were available in August, they were

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Speaker 4: all gone within minutes. And now people are unhappy that

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Speaker 4: they can't find giant eight foot four inch Santa statues

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Speaker 4: holding a lantern from home Depot.

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Speaker 1: So this is like they just repurposed a skeleton.

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Speaker 4: I'm showing a photo of bit to my co host.

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Speaker 4: It's very elaborate. We'll have the picture up on our

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Speaker 4: Insta stories because in it there's also a nine foot

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Speaker 4: glowing holiday arch next to him, which is also completely

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Speaker 5: The arches.

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Speaker 1: I always wonder when I drive down the highway, why

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Speaker 1: do people need so many storage units? And this has

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Speaker 1: to be like you're like, what are they putting in there?

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Speaker 5: By the way, the arch is also a silhouette.

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Speaker 4: Of a Christmas ornament.

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Speaker 5: Yes, really cool.

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Speaker 1: This Santa's kind of creepy, you guys. Yeah, I guess

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Speaker 1: the more you look at it, I'm sorry.

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Speaker 4: Oh, normal Santa isn't creepy. Sneaking down your chimney at night.

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Speaker 1: Get a sneaking down my chimney, course you do.

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Speaker 4: But with the Santa statue. People are desperate about it,

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Speaker 4: posting on Facebook and Craigslist, willing to pay double or

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Speaker 1: This is the holiday spirit we were missing.

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Speaker 5: Aggressiveness.

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Speaker 4: It's not really Christmas unless you have a giant Santa

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Speaker 1: Yes, I'm sure no teenagers will band alive never you.

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Speaker 4: Know, so, very similar to those twelve foot Halloween skeletons

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Speaker 4: until next year to get your giant Santa. But don't worry.

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Speaker 4: I'm sure Walmart will start selling Christmas stuff in early May,

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Speaker 4: so you want to wait long. Now, let's move on

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Speaker 4: to the show college question of the Day, featuring our

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Speaker 4: put that on your front lawn, Jake, do that thing

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Speaker 6: I'm actually six foot two by the way, Oh excuse me.

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Speaker 6: The Holidays the magical time of year where we get

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Speaker 6: to show our love through thoughtful and the heartfelt presence

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Speaker 1: Wait did you find me out?

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Speaker 6: But what's really special about Christmas is when you unwrap

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Speaker 6: Somebody else is going to love this. Yeah, because certain

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Speaker 4: So sweet, But.

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Speaker 6: One of the most commonly regifted items You'll have to

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Speaker 6: You just have to name one of them to stay

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Speaker 3: Every year, my grandma gives me like a new like

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Speaker 4: Specials specific what's a Christmas spatul.

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Speaker 4: Your grandma gives you spatulis with what's it called?

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Speaker 1: Like an oven? Mit thing with it here?

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Speaker 1: Then grandma thinks you cook?

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Speaker 3: We're cooking more So can I just say, like kitchen things, Jake.

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Speaker 6: There's some things that are in the kitchen on this list,

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Speaker 1: Dare you to go kitchen and pans or something like?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, socks are slippers number twenty barely on the list, Jeffrey.

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Speaker 4: Jeffries Merch for a car stores all wrong.

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Speaker 6: Yes, you're saying Brook and Jeffries Merch for a cause.

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Speaker 4: Always getting passed down the line that is on my list.

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Speaker 6: for that merch being regifted. That's Alexis. We're back to you.

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Speaker 6: You gotta say regifted item to stay in the game.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I'm sticking with the kitchen coffee mugs.

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Speaker 5: I gave everyone coffee mugs last year.

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Speaker 6: Will be doings were great, Jose Jeffries caught five. That

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Speaker 4: Yeah, because they were lit.

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Speaker 6: Okay, we're moving on from that Christmas light joke.

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Speaker 4: That joke today perfect.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I think regifted it has to be something not

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Speaker 6: It is number four on the list, Jose, you got

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Speaker 6: anything gift card? Gift cards? Number three? We're talking about

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Speaker 4: Of what else is in your kitchen that you want

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Speaker 1: Another kitchen spatulized Jake.

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Speaker 6: Of course, I've kept every statue I've ever been given.

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Speaker 1: Brook, Okay, give me a bottle of wine.

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Speaker 6: There it is number Jose, you got anything that can edit?

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Speaker 8: What I've been trying to get alexis to say kitchen appliances,

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Speaker 6: I need to be more specific, which applying a right?

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Speaker 8: Like someone got you an air fry, You wouldn't regift

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Speaker 6: That microwave did not make the list.

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Speaker 1: Maybe said picture frame has one.

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Speaker 6: Today's edition of polenty of twenty. Some of the items

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Speaker 6: you guys missed number five picture frames, gift baskets, just

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Speaker 6: whole things, yeah, tough unwrapped gourmet chocolates, travel sized skincare,

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Speaker 6: What uh big wheels of cheese air frar did make

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Speaker 6: the list because everyone has one these days. Booked cocktail

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Speaker 4: That's all right, So Brook, when she gets to choose

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Speaker 4: who gets shocked today, they're going to be singing All

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Speaker 1: Who's it going to be, Brooke, Well, it's going to

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Speaker 4: Of course, I don't want a lot for Christmas. There

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Speaker 4: That was really good, serious shock collar question of the day.

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Speaker 4: We got your phone tap coming up in just a

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Speaker 7: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 4: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. And you may

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Speaker 4: have heard of this, but a new law went into

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Speaker 4: effect in Australia this week that bans all social media

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Speaker 4: for kids aged fifteen and under.

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Speaker 2: Yes, let's do it.

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Speaker 1: Let's do it here.

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Speaker 4: They're the first what I'm yes, they're the first country

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Speaker 5: That's good.

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Speaker 4: But they're putting age restrictions on all major platforms including Facebook, TikTok, Instagram,

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Speaker 4: Snapchat and even YouTube.

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Speaker 1: Well, I mean they're just going to enter their ages

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Speaker 1: older right when they log in.

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Speaker 5: But you can do that.

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Speaker 4: Children don't lie brokely. Oh sorry Australian children. Yeah, but

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Speaker 4: over a million Facebook and Instagram accounts instantly disappeared overnight.

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Speaker 1: I can't seem as it went in effect, under fifteen

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Speaker 1: had a Facebook. No, that was definitely set up by

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Speaker 8: Yeah, it's gonna affect our algorithm across the water.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it already has. The whole reason this happened is

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Speaker 4: because a poll found seventy seven percent of Australians support

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Speaker 4: the idea, thinking it'll encourage kids to get off their

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Speaker 1: And it's so bad for their mental health. Social media.

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Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, go hang out socialized.

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Speaker 4: Well, others think it's going to totally backfire and just

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, because you're getting so informed on social media.

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Speaker 4: More sounds like Bill's trimming the hedges again with laser stories.

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Speaker 5: It wasn't breaking it, it was just entering.

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Speaker 4: This next laser story is out of Food News. If

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Speaker 4: But last weekend you could have taken it into game

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Speaker 1: Why are you always telling us this after we could

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Speaker 1: What did gamestops do with all the random crap?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, Also a full eight piece creepy doll collection.

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Speaker 4: Somebody brought in a speed limit sign. It was twenty

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Speaker 5: Hey, that's a good one.

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Speaker 4: And finally, somebody brought in over one hundred VHS tapes

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Speaker 4: of soiled shoelaces and you could use them first whatever

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Speaker 7: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 4: We do it every single year, and this year is

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Speaker 4: We play it every single year year during the holidays. Yes,

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Speaker 4: Oh, you were so excited when we started this. No,

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Speaker 4: it's a different game. Some people call it the world's

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Speaker 4: second most exciting Christmas game involving mouths. Right after my

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I forget every year job.

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Speaker 4: You'll probably try to block it out of your memory

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Speaker 1: I've been collecting it for two weeks.

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Speaker 4: Grab a glass, then pick one of your favorite Christmas carols,

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Speaker 5: Really the other twenty five bucks off.

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Speaker 4: Of well, Alexis had to have lunch, so that makes sense.

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Speaker 4: Seventy five dollars.

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Speaker 1: Why do you always got to get the guacamole? Alexis Yeah, But.

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Speaker 4: If you want to know, here's an example of me

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Speaker 1: Let's hear it.

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Speaker 4: I've chosen the mystery liquid recovered from the men's restroom.

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Speaker 4: So here we go.

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Speaker 9: Here.

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Speaker 1: Now see, I kind of thought you'd be better.

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Speaker 4: It does put your gag reflex to the test, and

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Speaker 4: we all need to be doing that more often.

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Speaker 1: But anyway, there, Jesse, I.

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Speaker 4: His name is Sean. Sean Welcome to the show man. Hey,

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Speaker 4: great to be here. Awesome. What beverage are you going

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Speaker 11: Oh man, it's already been rough at the office.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna roll with bourbon, Sean.

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Speaker 4: I like your style. So what Christmas Carol? Will you

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Speaker 4: be gargling with bourbon?

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Speaker 6: I'm gonna do.

446
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Speaker 11: We wish you a merry Christmas, all right.

447
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Speaker 4: I like a man who loves a good challenge, So Sean,

448
00:22:20,440 --> 00:22:38,840
Speaker 4: good luck, gargle away whenever you're ready. I've never heard

449
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Speaker 4: somebody swallow and gargle at the same time.

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Speaker 11: I'm definitely not gonna let the bourbon get out of

451
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Speaker 11: my mouth.

452
00:22:44,880 --> 00:22:50,600
Speaker 4: So expensive, that's going to be a tough act to follow.

453
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Speaker 4: We're going to go to our next person. This is

454
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Speaker 4: kind of a unique one. A boyfriend and girlfriend. Doo

455
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Speaker 4: will and on h are on the phone? Are you

456
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Speaker 4: two going to be drinking? Two different drinks?

457
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Speaker 7: Yade and I.

458
00:23:10,280 --> 00:23:13,240
Speaker 11: Got beer beer.

459
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Speaker 1: I mean, I guess the season is rough this year.

460
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Speaker 4: It's pretty much Brooke's favorite choice of the morning.

461
00:23:22,520 --> 00:23:25,800
Speaker 5: That's her thirdbrate.

462
00:23:25,960 --> 00:23:27,720
Speaker 1: I used that with cereal instead of milt.

463
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Speaker 4: Everybody should So what Christmas?

464
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Speaker 7: Carol?

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Speaker 4: Are you going to be gargling this time?

466
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Speaker 1: Okay, there better harmony in this.

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Speaker 4: All right, we're ready to hear. We're ready to be seduced.

468
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Speaker 4: So pour that liquid and gargle away a little bit

469
00:23:58,520 --> 00:24:03,280
Speaker 4: like Quill was gurgling for help. That's that was great.

470
00:24:03,320 --> 00:24:06,360
Speaker 4: That was awesome, Well done. We have John, I think

471
00:24:06,520 --> 00:24:09,280
Speaker 4: one more competitor. It's gonna be a tough one to choose.

472
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Speaker 4: And for next we've gotten Nicholas online five. How you doing, Nicholas?

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Speaker 2: Good?

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Speaker 1: Nicholas he's already gurgling.

475
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Speaker 6: I'm already ready.

476
00:24:20,359 --> 00:24:23,359
Speaker 4: Okay, sounds like you had the stuff in your mouth already.

477
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Speaker 4: What what beverage are you using?

478
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Speaker 6: Water?

479
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Speaker 4: This might be an interesting strategy. And what, Carol, are

480
00:24:31,920 --> 00:24:33,800
Speaker 4: you going to be attempting.

481
00:24:38,760 --> 00:24:39,000
Speaker 9: Like it?

482
00:24:39,720 --> 00:24:41,560
Speaker 1: Like I was just saving the water in his mouth

483
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Speaker 1: To us.

484
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Speaker 4: He's a very limited amount. He doesn't want to waste it,

485
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Speaker 4: so we won't waste your time, Nicholas, whenever you already

486
00:24:47,920 --> 00:24:48,600
Speaker 4: gurgle away?

487
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Speaker 12: Wait a minute, was that the Spanish part?

488
00:25:08,680 --> 00:25:11,600
Speaker 1: That's why I didn't understand version.

489
00:25:14,920 --> 00:25:17,840
Speaker 4: I heard it perfectly.

490
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Speaker 11: I wish I could understand what I said myself.

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Speaker 4: Nicholas, that was amazing. So we have our three competitors.

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Speaker 4: I'll do a quick reminder. We have Sean who gargled

493
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Speaker 4: we wish you a Merry Christmas with bourbon dangerous. We

494
00:25:32,040 --> 00:25:35,399
Speaker 4: have Quill and Brianna, who did deck the halls with

495
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Speaker 4: gatorade and beer, and then we have Nicholas, who gargled

496
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Speaker 4: Police Navidad with water. Let's do a quick vote, Alexis,

497
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Speaker 4: who do you think is the winner?

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Speaker 3: So hard I'm gonna say Sean. Actually, really, I think

499
00:25:48,560 --> 00:25:50,280
Speaker 3: we need to remember it was bourbon in his.

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Speaker 4: Mouth the entire time. Brook, who's your choice.

501
00:25:54,320 --> 00:25:56,680
Speaker 1: I'm going with a couple. Give me Brianna and quill

502
00:25:56,800 --> 00:25:57,240
Speaker 1: All right.

503
00:25:57,160 --> 00:25:59,439
Speaker 4: We're all tied up. That means Jose you get the

504
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Speaker 4: deciding votes.

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Speaker 13: To me, this was obvious. Brianna and Gwill.

506
00:26:06,200 --> 00:26:10,920
Speaker 4: Congratulations Brianna and quilm you just won yourself.

507
00:26:11,680 --> 00:26:12,080
Speaker 11: You're what.

508
00:26:14,920 --> 00:26:15,520
Speaker 6: Take your title?

509
00:26:15,640 --> 00:26:18,280
Speaker 4: Sorry, this is only for a Brianna, so I guess

510
00:26:18,280 --> 00:26:24,320
Speaker 4: it all goes five dollars visa gift card. Congratulations and Gwill.

511
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Speaker 4: We love you guys, Congratulations, be merry and gargle the

512
00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:32,879
Speaker 4: holidays away.

513
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Speaker 1: I believe this is a new family tradition. You guys

514
00:26:35,960 --> 00:26:37,840
Speaker 1: are gonna bring this to your dinner table right.

515
00:26:38,640 --> 00:26:39,720
Speaker 11: Oh yeah, exactly.

516
00:26:41,800 --> 00:26:44,680
Speaker 4: The congratulations once again, that was gargle carols. We're gonna

517
00:26:44,720 --> 00:26:45,879
Speaker 4: do a phone tap right.

518
00:26:45,720 --> 00:26:49,359
Speaker 7: After this, Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 4: Are you ready for your number six phone tap? In

520
00:26:52,680 --> 00:26:56,560
Speaker 4: our Top ten phone Taps of Christmas? And if you

521
00:26:56,600 --> 00:26:58,919
Speaker 4: don't know, we also do this trivia segment on the

522
00:26:58,960 --> 00:27:02,200
Speaker 4: show every single day where our listeners will battle Brook

523
00:27:02,640 --> 00:27:05,880
Speaker 4: and honestly, most of the time she wins. But there

524
00:27:05,920 --> 00:27:09,840
Speaker 4: have been occasions where for a few days or even

525
00:27:09,880 --> 00:27:12,320
Speaker 4: a few weeks. But she will go ice cold.

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00:27:12,520 --> 00:27:15,400
Speaker 1: Okay, it's not that bad, Jeff. I'll lose like twice.

527
00:27:16,920 --> 00:27:20,240
Speaker 4: I'll suffer multiple losses in a row and then ultimately

528
00:27:20,280 --> 00:27:21,960
Speaker 4: take all of her anger out on me.

529
00:27:22,160 --> 00:27:24,119
Speaker 1: Where else would I put it?

530
00:27:24,520 --> 00:27:26,920
Speaker 4: Look, it's it's not gonna happen today because Brook calls

531
00:27:26,920 --> 00:27:29,440
Speaker 4: a listener who scheduled the player. And let's just say

532
00:27:29,440 --> 00:27:33,120
Speaker 4: Brook is more than desperate for a victory. She will

533
00:27:33,160 --> 00:27:36,600
Speaker 4: do anything to win. In your number six phone tap

534
00:27:36,680 --> 00:27:38,000
Speaker 4: of the year right now.

535
00:27:38,280 --> 00:27:42,159
Speaker 8: Kids, Brook and jeffries ten phone taps of Christmas.

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00:27:41,680 --> 00:27:50,600
Speaker 1: Number Hello, Hi is this Rebecca? Yeah, Hey Rebecca, It's

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00:27:50,600 --> 00:27:57,680
Speaker 1: Brook from Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. What Yeah,

538
00:27:57,800 --> 00:27:58,520
Speaker 1: you know the show?

539
00:27:58,640 --> 00:27:58,920
Speaker 9: Right?

540
00:28:00,160 --> 00:28:01,080
Speaker 11: Yeah?

541
00:28:01,200 --> 00:28:05,200
Speaker 1: Okay, I thought you did. Because you're on the sheet here.

542
00:28:06,160 --> 00:28:08,000
Speaker 1: It looks like they're going to call you on Thursday

543
00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:09,000
Speaker 1: to play me in trivia.

544
00:28:09,480 --> 00:28:12,159
Speaker 14: Oh no, wait, man, I'm walking in this is like

545
00:28:12,359 --> 00:28:13,160
Speaker 14: really you for real?

546
00:28:13,840 --> 00:28:14,800
Speaker 2: Yeah? It is?

547
00:28:15,480 --> 00:28:15,840
Speaker 1: It's me?

548
00:28:17,440 --> 00:28:18,720
Speaker 14: Oh wow, okay, oh my god.

549
00:28:18,840 --> 00:28:18,959
Speaker 7: Hi.

550
00:28:19,640 --> 00:28:19,800
Speaker 4: Hi.

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00:28:20,520 --> 00:28:23,680
Speaker 14: First of all, Hi, I'm really I'm a big fan.

552
00:28:24,080 --> 00:28:29,520
Speaker 1: Oh you are? That's great for you? What listen, here's

553
00:28:29,520 --> 00:28:32,160
Speaker 1: why I'm calling. I don't know if you've been listening

554
00:28:32,200 --> 00:28:34,600
Speaker 1: to our trivia segment lately. But things haven't been going

555
00:28:34,640 --> 00:28:38,880
Speaker 1: so well for yours truly.

556
00:28:37,920 --> 00:28:39,880
Speaker 14: I didn't realize it.

557
00:28:40,320 --> 00:28:42,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, kind of kind of on a bit of a

558
00:28:42,280 --> 00:28:45,880
Speaker 1: losing streak and management isn't exactly happy with me.

559
00:28:46,920 --> 00:28:49,640
Speaker 14: Well, I mean, you sound good to me.

560
00:28:50,240 --> 00:28:52,440
Speaker 1: Are you making fun of my situation? Rebecca? Are you

561
00:28:52,480 --> 00:28:53,160
Speaker 1: like mocking me?

562
00:28:53,960 --> 00:28:54,200
Speaker 9: No?

563
00:28:55,160 --> 00:28:57,080
Speaker 1: I just told you it's not going good.

564
00:28:58,240 --> 00:28:58,520
Speaker 11: Listen.

565
00:28:58,680 --> 00:29:02,800
Speaker 14: I'm so sorry. I'm just trying to say, like, whenever

566
00:29:03,160 --> 00:29:06,800
Speaker 14: I listen, I feel like you you went out of time.

567
00:29:06,880 --> 00:29:07,800
Speaker 14: You really sound good.

568
00:29:07,840 --> 00:29:10,200
Speaker 1: Well I should be. I'm definitely smarter than all the

569
00:29:10,400 --> 00:29:13,160
Speaker 1: stupid listeners girls. I got a good journalism degree.

570
00:29:13,320 --> 00:29:14,360
Speaker 11: Are you having a good day?

571
00:29:14,720 --> 00:29:17,160
Speaker 14: I never really hear you in this type of mood.

572
00:29:17,800 --> 00:29:19,040
Speaker 1: Okay, we're not friends.

573
00:29:19,760 --> 00:29:20,440
Speaker 15: Oh my god.

574
00:29:20,480 --> 00:29:22,840
Speaker 1: Here's what I need from you when we play. I'm

575
00:29:22,880 --> 00:29:28,040
Speaker 1: gonna need you to intentionally lose what Yeah, I said it,

576
00:29:28,760 --> 00:29:31,800
Speaker 1: you're joking. I'm not joking. Things are not going well

577
00:29:31,840 --> 00:29:32,080
Speaker 1: for me.

578
00:29:32,640 --> 00:29:34,720
Speaker 9: Okay, you said you're gonna.

579
00:29:34,520 --> 00:29:38,000
Speaker 1: Spell it out for you. You need to get all

580
00:29:38,080 --> 00:29:41,280
Speaker 1: the answers wrong. Is that something you can understand?

581
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Speaker 14: You're being very condescending right now, I'm one of your

582
00:29:45,440 --> 00:29:46,560
Speaker 14: biggest sayings.

583
00:29:46,920 --> 00:29:49,320
Speaker 1: Like I said, that's great for you, it's great to

584
00:29:49,360 --> 00:29:49,880
Speaker 1: be my fan.

585
00:29:50,640 --> 00:29:53,560
Speaker 14: Exactly what you just said. Why are you speaking in that?

586
00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:56,160
Speaker 14: In that manner? Like, why is it great for me?

587
00:29:56,480 --> 00:29:57,840
Speaker 14: Like that doesn't make sense?

588
00:29:58,040 --> 00:29:59,800
Speaker 1: Of course you wouldn't get it. You're like a normy

589
00:29:59,840 --> 00:30:03,680
Speaker 1: and normal person. Why you're speaking to a legend of

590
00:30:03,760 --> 00:30:06,120
Speaker 1: radio right now whose image is being trashed.

591
00:30:06,520 --> 00:30:07,920
Speaker 5: Nobody's paying attention to that.

592
00:30:08,040 --> 00:30:10,040
Speaker 14: Like, I like your regardless if you get the questions

593
00:30:10,080 --> 00:30:10,520
Speaker 14: right or not.

594
00:30:10,720 --> 00:30:13,400
Speaker 1: I am supposed to be a trivia queen and I

595
00:30:13,440 --> 00:30:16,240
Speaker 1: have been taking it in the shorts lately. Okay, you

596
00:30:16,280 --> 00:30:19,040
Speaker 1: don't know what it's like to be on this throne.

597
00:30:18,880 --> 00:30:20,120
Speaker 14: Brook You're known for yourself.

598
00:30:20,320 --> 00:30:24,360
Speaker 1: Like now, I'm sorry, are you telling me how to feel?

599
00:30:24,520 --> 00:30:26,880
Speaker 1: You're just a fan? I mean that's laughable.

600
00:30:27,400 --> 00:30:29,520
Speaker 14: I was a fan, but right now I don't know.

601
00:30:29,760 --> 00:30:30,040
Speaker 9: I don't.

602
00:30:30,040 --> 00:30:31,400
Speaker 14: I'm not feeling you anymore.

603
00:30:31,480 --> 00:30:34,800
Speaker 1: I see exactly what's happening. This is a shakedown. How

604
00:30:34,880 --> 00:30:36,440
Speaker 1: much do you want? How much?

605
00:30:37,440 --> 00:30:37,920
Speaker 14: So much?

606
00:30:38,040 --> 00:30:38,080
Speaker 7: What?

607
00:30:38,520 --> 00:30:40,760
Speaker 1: Just give me your vemo. I'll have my assistant pay

608
00:30:40,800 --> 00:30:42,800
Speaker 1: you whatever it is that you want. Okay, why you

609
00:30:42,840 --> 00:30:45,800
Speaker 1: can intentionally lose to me, this is really.

610
00:30:45,640 --> 00:30:48,200
Speaker 14: Upset and like, are you to look up to you

611
00:30:48,280 --> 00:30:50,160
Speaker 14: so much? This is ridiculous up.

612
00:30:50,080 --> 00:30:52,840
Speaker 1: To me, like from like a tax bracket perspective that

613
00:30:52,920 --> 00:30:53,760
Speaker 1: kids that a lot.

614
00:30:54,200 --> 00:30:55,560
Speaker 14: Oh my god.

615
00:30:55,520 --> 00:30:58,800
Speaker 1: In real life, mom, and don't give a Okay, I.

616
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Speaker 14: Don't even know if I want to you on trivia anymore.

617
00:31:01,360 --> 00:31:04,640
Speaker 14: Now I know how you really act.

618
00:31:04,760 --> 00:31:05,920
Speaker 1: I can't do it anymore.

619
00:31:06,200 --> 00:31:06,880
Speaker 9: What's going on?

620
00:31:07,040 --> 00:31:10,200
Speaker 1: Like, seriously, this is really frank, but I don't act

621
00:31:10,240 --> 00:31:13,960
Speaker 1: like that. What I feel so bad? I feel so

622
00:31:14,080 --> 00:31:15,600
Speaker 1: bad though this is a phone tap.

623
00:31:16,680 --> 00:31:21,080
Speaker 11: Oh my god, this is a prank.

624
00:31:21,760 --> 00:31:24,840
Speaker 14: Oh my god, Oh my goodness. Okay, because I was

625
00:31:24,880 --> 00:31:28,800
Speaker 14: about to say, like something that has gone completely much like.

626
00:31:29,240 --> 00:31:30,480
Speaker 1: You didn't really think I was a.

627
00:31:30,640 --> 00:31:32,560
Speaker 4: Mean enough, did you?

628
00:31:32,600 --> 00:31:32,800
Speaker 9: No?

629
00:31:33,160 --> 00:31:35,840
Speaker 14: I was praying you wasn't that means because I'm really

630
00:31:35,960 --> 00:31:38,440
Speaker 14: I'm really a fan. I'm a big fan. I don't

631
00:31:38,440 --> 00:31:39,560
Speaker 14: want Harry let down.

632
00:31:39,840 --> 00:31:42,360
Speaker 1: The only thing I said was true was how hard

633
00:31:42,400 --> 00:31:44,560
Speaker 1: it is to be on top of this trivia throne.

634
00:31:44,760 --> 00:31:48,200
Speaker 1: That is the only the only challenge in my life.

635
00:31:48,760 --> 00:31:51,120
Speaker 14: Well, listen, if you shouldn't want to cast at them

636
00:31:51,160 --> 00:31:52,400
Speaker 14: on me something.

637
00:31:54,680 --> 00:31:56,240
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lie. I do feel like I owe

638
00:31:56,280 --> 00:31:56,720
Speaker 1: you now.

639
00:31:58,440 --> 00:32:02,680
Speaker 7: With your numbers expund twenty twenty five, Brook and Jeffrey

640
00:32:02,680 --> 00:32:03,920
Speaker 7: in the morning.

641
00:32:05,280 --> 00:32:08,280
Speaker 4: What are you willing to do for someone before a

642
00:32:08,400 --> 00:32:09,080
Speaker 4: first date?

643
00:32:10,200 --> 00:32:10,640
Speaker 11: Before?

644
00:32:10,840 --> 00:32:11,880
Speaker 4: Clean your apartment?

645
00:32:12,360 --> 00:32:14,960
Speaker 5: Always brou.

646
00:32:15,480 --> 00:32:21,080
Speaker 4: Buy a new outfit? Maybe break up with your husband? WHOA, wait,

647
00:32:21,440 --> 00:32:23,960
Speaker 4: Brooke would give that some major consideration.

648
00:32:24,360 --> 00:32:27,480
Speaker 1: Just breaking up? Right, broke up? I talked to him

649
00:32:27,480 --> 00:32:27,840
Speaker 1: about it.

650
00:32:28,040 --> 00:32:30,280
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's probably a good call. But today one of

651
00:32:30,280 --> 00:32:34,280
Speaker 4: our listeners made a huge ask, a request that we've

652
00:32:34,480 --> 00:32:37,840
Speaker 4: never heard before on the show, telling a guy if

653
00:32:37,840 --> 00:32:40,840
Speaker 4: he wanted any shot at going out with her, he'd

654
00:32:40,920 --> 00:32:45,000
Speaker 4: have to do this first, and we couldn't believe he

655
00:32:45,160 --> 00:32:48,240
Speaker 4: actually went through with it. You're gonna find out in

656
00:32:48,320 --> 00:32:52,880
Speaker 4: your second date update right after this second date update date.

657
00:32:54,200 --> 00:32:56,800
Speaker 4: Is it okay to request something on a first date?

658
00:32:58,440 --> 00:32:59,880
Speaker 1: What like a restaurant you like?

659
00:33:00,800 --> 00:33:03,600
Speaker 4: Some girls may want to request you pay for the

660
00:33:03,680 --> 00:33:07,680
Speaker 4: uber home, or guys might request that you split the

661
00:33:07,680 --> 00:33:08,320
Speaker 4: bill with them.

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00:33:08,480 --> 00:33:09,920
Speaker 1: Okay.

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Speaker 4: I always request complete and total anonymity. That's why I

664
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Speaker 4: wear a Lucha Libre mask when I meet them at

665
00:33:16,680 --> 00:33:20,120
Speaker 4: the gas station, because I will not be sharing my

666
00:33:20,200 --> 00:33:23,040
Speaker 4: real identity with you. And you have to be okay

667
00:33:23,040 --> 00:33:24,080
Speaker 4: with you mysterio.

668
00:33:24,320 --> 00:33:26,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, you really need to change up that mask because

669
00:33:26,120 --> 00:33:26,880
Speaker 1: everybody knows it now.

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Speaker 4: The thing is with everybody, everybody has their thing, and

671
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Speaker 4: our listener, Natella not Natella. Natala says she has a

672
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Speaker 4: request in her dating profile and isn't sure if maybe

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Speaker 4: it caused a problem with her getting another hangout, So

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Speaker 4: let's welcome to the show. Natella.

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Speaker 1: Hi, guys, it seems like if it was in your

676
00:33:48,880 --> 00:33:51,479
Speaker 1: dating profile, it'd be hard to get the first hangout,

677
00:33:51,640 --> 00:33:54,720
Speaker 1: not a second one literally spelled out.

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Speaker 9: Well, yeah, there's a part there that you can put

679
00:33:57,320 --> 00:33:59,840
Speaker 9: your voice profs and you can record your answers.

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00:34:00,400 --> 00:34:02,320
Speaker 4: Yeah, instead of just like typing it out, they can

681
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Speaker 4: actually hear what you.

682
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Speaker 3: Sound like the time they're bad.

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Speaker 4: But I'm sure that's not the case with nothing.

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Speaker 1: I'm sure not.

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Speaker 9: I mean, you guys, tell me, says, all I ask

686
00:34:15,280 --> 00:34:18,799
Speaker 9: is that you and then my answer is all I

687
00:34:18,880 --> 00:34:20,600
Speaker 9: ask is that you don't have a beard.

688
00:34:21,120 --> 00:34:21,840
Speaker 1: Don't have a beard?

689
00:34:21,960 --> 00:34:22,359
Speaker 4: No beard?

690
00:34:22,440 --> 00:34:22,840
Speaker 9: A beard?

691
00:34:23,400 --> 00:34:25,920
Speaker 8: Why even if a guy did have a beard to

692
00:34:25,960 --> 00:34:27,799
Speaker 8: be liked you, is.

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Speaker 4: There a reason that it's very specific?

694
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Speaker 9: I just don't like the beard I mean kissing a

695
00:34:32,560 --> 00:34:34,200
Speaker 9: guy with the beard that's done it before.

696
00:34:34,360 --> 00:34:37,919
Speaker 1: And what Jeff is literally playing with his beard as

697
00:34:37,960 --> 00:34:38,759
Speaker 1: he's talking to.

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Speaker 3: And just stop to my roommate right now has a

699
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Speaker 3: like a breakout from making out the guy with a beard?

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Speaker 12: How hard does she push against somebody's face?

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Speaker 1: It's not good?

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00:34:54,520 --> 00:34:56,960
Speaker 4: Okay, So you don't like being stabbed in the mouth

703
00:34:57,000 --> 00:34:58,160
Speaker 4: with somebody's facial hair?

704
00:34:58,239 --> 00:35:01,960
Speaker 9: Okay, super uncomfortable. It's not something I'm into. So you know,

705
00:35:02,040 --> 00:35:04,880
Speaker 9: I asked that the guy who responded, please, don't have

706
00:35:04,920 --> 00:35:07,920
Speaker 9: a beard. And of course the guy who responded has a.

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00:35:07,920 --> 00:35:12,040
Speaker 5: Beard, and it goes to show we don't always read it.

708
00:35:12,080 --> 00:35:16,120
Speaker 1: We just say she's wait, that's on you then to

709
00:35:16,200 --> 00:35:18,120
Speaker 1: not go out with them if you don't like the beard,

710
00:35:18,120 --> 00:35:19,719
Speaker 1: because you can see his picture right.

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00:35:20,360 --> 00:35:22,520
Speaker 9: Yeah. But I did ask him if he wanted to

712
00:35:22,560 --> 00:35:24,239
Speaker 9: go out with me if he could shave it off,

713
00:35:24,280 --> 00:35:26,120
Speaker 9: and he actually shaved it off.

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Speaker 4: Woah Wow.

715
00:35:27,520 --> 00:35:29,439
Speaker 5: When I brought that up, I was kidding. Most guys

716
00:35:29,480 --> 00:35:31,280
Speaker 5: ticked forever to grow a beard.

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Speaker 4: Oh, so that was the request that you made of

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Speaker 4: him before your date started, is you cannot have a

719
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Speaker 4: beard when we meet up, And he actually did it?

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Speaker 11: He did?

721
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Speaker 1: Were you able to recognize him?

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Speaker 4: You know, what's his name?

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Speaker 9: Michael?

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00:35:45,120 --> 00:35:45,600
Speaker 1: Okay?

725
00:35:45,680 --> 00:35:47,960
Speaker 9: I was actually pretty impressed that he even did it.

726
00:35:48,560 --> 00:35:50,919
Speaker 4: Yeah, you know, women usually don't get to say over

727
00:35:50,960 --> 00:35:54,240
Speaker 4: a man's entire like look and appearance in wardrobe until

728
00:35:54,239 --> 00:35:57,800
Speaker 4: like a year or two into the relationship earlier.

729
00:35:58,080 --> 00:36:01,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, a little bit more utterly then he realized.

730
00:36:01,719 --> 00:36:06,280
Speaker 1: Then a year later, you're like, wait, everything's changed, everybody.

731
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Speaker 4: But the fact that he did that before the date

732
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Speaker 4: even started, that that speaks.

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Speaker 1: A lot right for him liking you.

734
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Speaker 4: So what else happened on the day.

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Speaker 9: Yes, we continue to talk about my profile, because he

736
00:36:17,880 --> 00:36:20,040
Speaker 9: did mention another part that I have on there, and

737
00:36:20,320 --> 00:36:23,359
Speaker 9: what it says is dating me is like having a

738
00:36:23,440 --> 00:36:27,319
Speaker 9: human version of a Golden retriever. I'm always happy to

739
00:36:27,320 --> 00:36:30,360
Speaker 9: see you. I will smother you with attention and affection,

740
00:36:31,080 --> 00:36:40,560
Speaker 9: and once in a while I nibbles.

741
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Speaker 4: All right, So I guess a lot of the date

742
00:36:44,080 --> 00:36:46,000
Speaker 4: was talking about your dating profile.

743
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Speaker 7: Then.

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00:36:46,520 --> 00:36:48,560
Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, we did talk a lot about my profile,

745
00:36:48,640 --> 00:36:50,120
Speaker 9: and he didn't really get to see a lot of

746
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Speaker 9: pictures of me because you're allowed to put six pictures

747
00:36:53,440 --> 00:36:55,520
Speaker 9: and I actually ended up putting five of the Dame,

748
00:36:55,560 --> 00:36:56,360
Speaker 9: exact picture.

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Speaker 1: I would think if I saw that on a dating mapp,

750
00:37:02,160 --> 00:37:04,839
Speaker 1: I'd be like, Oh, why do you do that?

751
00:37:05,120 --> 00:37:05,560
Speaker 4: Yeah?

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00:37:05,800 --> 00:37:08,320
Speaker 9: I do like a little mystery. Sometimes girls say a

753
00:37:08,320 --> 00:37:09,680
Speaker 9: little too much on their profiles.

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00:37:10,160 --> 00:37:13,200
Speaker 1: Okay, So did he compliment you on how you looked

755
00:37:13,239 --> 00:37:13,840
Speaker 1: when he met you?

756
00:37:14,360 --> 00:37:17,399
Speaker 9: Yeah, he said he really liked my dress and he

757
00:37:17,520 --> 00:37:19,759
Speaker 9: was really impressed with how long my hair was. I

758
00:37:19,760 --> 00:37:21,520
Speaker 9: guess you couldn't tell him it was one picture.

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00:37:21,920 --> 00:37:24,000
Speaker 5: Okay, please tell me you were the same output from

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00:37:24,040 --> 00:37:24,520
Speaker 5: that picture.

761
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Speaker 4: Well, he just shaved his beard, so hair length is

762
00:37:26,719 --> 00:37:30,480
Speaker 4: very top of He's like that so long.

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Speaker 5: You got to keep yours off.

764
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Speaker 4: Just take forever to grow that. Okay. Aside from all

765
00:37:34,840 --> 00:37:37,080
Speaker 4: the physical stuff that we've been talking about, did you

766
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Speaker 4: have a good personal connection with Michael? Like, what did

767
00:37:39,680 --> 00:37:40,880
Speaker 4: you guys actually do? So?

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Speaker 9: Yeah, we went to grabbed some wine at this really

769
00:37:43,080 --> 00:37:45,880
Speaker 9: nice spot I know about, and we talked about paddle

770
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Speaker 9: boarding and pharmacies.

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00:37:48,320 --> 00:37:49,000
Speaker 4: Pharmacies.

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Speaker 9: We talked about our favorite ones, because not all of

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Speaker 9: them are nice.

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Speaker 1: That's true, you know, that's true. The one by my house,

775
00:37:55,640 --> 00:37:58,920
Speaker 1: the shelves were literally empty. It's so weird.

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Speaker 5: I know.

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00:38:04,520 --> 00:38:08,799
Speaker 1: This place it's really weird, like it's more of a

778
00:38:08,840 --> 00:38:10,240
Speaker 1: conversation starter than people.

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Speaker 4: All the guys are buying up all the shaving equipment

780
00:38:13,400 --> 00:38:15,080
Speaker 4: so there's nothing less so that they can go out

781
00:38:15,120 --> 00:38:18,520
Speaker 4: with Mattella here. I'm surprised he's not calling you back

782
00:38:18,560 --> 00:38:21,719
Speaker 4: because most of our pharmacy centric dates that we've had

783
00:38:21,760 --> 00:38:25,239
Speaker 4: before on the show, they always work out. So how

784
00:38:25,280 --> 00:38:26,680
Speaker 4: did you and Michael leave it?

785
00:38:26,840 --> 00:38:27,040
Speaker 6: Well?

786
00:38:27,280 --> 00:38:29,520
Speaker 9: I asked him. I said, Hey, like, you don't want

787
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Speaker 9: to let me give you my Golden Retriever.

788
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Speaker 1: A little nibble?

789
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Speaker 9: Is that what you meant when I brought my nose

790
00:38:35,360 --> 00:38:38,080
Speaker 9: on his cheek and he didn't like it?

791
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Speaker 4: He didn't like, What what's wrong with this guy?

792
00:38:42,880 --> 00:38:45,000
Speaker 1: Did you really do that? I thought she was joking?

793
00:38:45,080 --> 00:38:46,600
Speaker 9: Well, I asked him. I said, do you want me

794
00:38:46,640 --> 00:38:49,320
Speaker 9: to give you the Golden Retriever? And I thought you

795
00:38:49,360 --> 00:38:51,560
Speaker 9: would like it? But he didn't think he was cute

796
00:38:51,560 --> 00:38:51,839
Speaker 9: at all.

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00:38:52,160 --> 00:38:53,160
Speaker 11: I shared him.

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Speaker 1: I guess you were like trying to do an inside

799
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Speaker 1: joke thing. It just fell.

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Speaker 9: Yeah.

801
00:39:00,280 --> 00:39:02,319
Speaker 1: Was that the only like awkward moment.

802
00:39:02,520 --> 00:39:04,719
Speaker 9: Not that I could think of, but there could have been.

803
00:39:06,320 --> 00:39:08,359
Speaker 4: Well, let's see what he has to say when we

804
00:39:08,440 --> 00:39:10,359
Speaker 4: call him I don't know if he's going to pick up,

805
00:39:10,400 --> 00:39:12,279
Speaker 4: but if he does, we're going to ask him some

806
00:39:12,400 --> 00:39:13,600
Speaker 4: very important questions.

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00:39:14,719 --> 00:39:16,520
Speaker 1: A Golden Retriever, Yeah.

808
00:39:19,520 --> 00:39:22,520
Speaker 4: Yeah, I kind of like I can't do a Golden

809
00:39:22,560 --> 00:39:24,640
Speaker 4: Retriever though in my lucha libri masks, So I have

810
00:39:24,640 --> 00:39:27,040
Speaker 4: to figure out a different Golden Retriever move I can roll.

811
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Speaker 4: Let's figure that out when we come back and call

812
00:39:29,719 --> 00:39:33,840
Speaker 4: Michael for your second date update right after this second

813
00:39:33,920 --> 00:39:38,640
Speaker 4: date update. It's the question every man is dying to

814
00:39:38,760 --> 00:39:42,600
Speaker 4: hear at the end of a first date. So you

815
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Speaker 4: want me to give you the Golden Retriever and she

816
00:39:47,400 --> 00:39:50,120
Speaker 4: rubs her wet nose all over your soft beards.

817
00:39:51,840 --> 00:39:52,799
Speaker 1: But I wanted to get lab.

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Speaker 4: But that's what our listener Natella actually did on her

819
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Speaker 4: date with a guy named Michael. It was supposed to

820
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Speaker 4: be like a playful, humorous thing because in her dating

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Speaker 4: profile she describes herself as a human Golden Retriever.

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Speaker 1: And I mean, when you said it like that, it

823
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Speaker 1: sounds funny. It sounds like a funny moment.

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Speaker 9: You know.

825
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Speaker 1: It kind of sucks that he didn't take it very well.

826
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Speaker 4: We don't know the nose rubbed move could be the

827
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Speaker 4: reason Michael's been a little avoidant. But Brooke, you're usually

828
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Speaker 4: rubbing stuff in the first five minutes of meeting your guy.

829
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Speaker 4: Is there anything else stand out to you?

830
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Speaker 1: I don't know. I mean, it could honestly be that

831
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Speaker 1: you only put one picture up on your hinge account,

832
00:40:32,320 --> 00:40:36,480
Speaker 1: and so I mean it could backfire. Yeah, maybe you

833
00:40:36,560 --> 00:40:37,880
Speaker 1: just weren't what he was expecting.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, he's suspecting a black lab and got a golden retriever.

835
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Speaker 4: What do you think of that, Matt Tella, I don't know.

836
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Speaker 9: I think I really scared him a little bit with

837
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Speaker 9: my nose kids.

838
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Speaker 1: Okay, I think that that should be fine. I think

839
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Speaker 1: if a man you would go, actually you would never mind.

840
00:40:54,040 --> 00:40:55,600
Speaker 1: I mean, maybe he just doesn't have a good sense

841
00:40:55,600 --> 00:40:56,640
Speaker 1: of humor and then you don't want to.

842
00:40:56,640 --> 00:40:58,680
Speaker 5: Date him, and it'd be like you're a dog, I'm

843
00:40:58,680 --> 00:40:59,080
Speaker 5: a waller.

844
00:41:01,080 --> 00:41:04,080
Speaker 4: Maybe he has intimacy issues and that was too fast,

845
00:41:04,520 --> 00:41:08,120
Speaker 4: but he doesn't kiss till the third date. It went

846
00:41:08,160 --> 00:41:08,799
Speaker 4: a little bit quick.

847
00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:12,719
Speaker 8: There are guys that do not get the nose rubbing it.

848
00:41:12,800 --> 00:41:14,520
Speaker 4: Maybe in his mind it's kind.

849
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Speaker 1: Of like a bunt to me. And so if we're

850
00:41:16,040 --> 00:41:17,400
Speaker 1: going to do a baseball.

851
00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:20,600
Speaker 5: I think it's weird.

852
00:41:20,680 --> 00:41:23,520
Speaker 4: Everybody has different standards when it comes to physical touch

853
00:41:23,560 --> 00:41:25,480
Speaker 4: and intimacy. So let's call him. We'll see if he

854
00:41:25,560 --> 00:41:28,480
Speaker 4: answers and will pick his brain a little bit. Okay,

855
00:41:29,080 --> 00:41:30,920
Speaker 4: and I don't mean that sexually brooked, So get that.

856
00:41:33,120 --> 00:41:33,440
Speaker 7: All right?

857
00:41:33,480 --> 00:41:33,840
Speaker 4: Here we go.

858
00:41:42,520 --> 00:41:42,800
Speaker 15: Hello.

859
00:41:43,600 --> 00:41:47,359
Speaker 4: Hey, is this Michael Yeah speaking? Hey man. My name

860
00:41:47,400 --> 00:41:49,840
Speaker 4: is jeff from a radio show called Brook and Jeffrey

861
00:41:49,840 --> 00:41:52,040
Speaker 4: in the Morning, and the whole show is here.

862
00:41:52,120 --> 00:41:53,840
Speaker 5: What's good morning.

863
00:41:54,160 --> 00:41:55,839
Speaker 1: We heard a little bit about a date you went on.

864
00:41:56,680 --> 00:41:58,920
Speaker 11: Oh uh, this is kind of weird.

865
00:41:59,160 --> 00:42:01,839
Speaker 4: Brook coming on a little bit strong, already scaring him.

866
00:42:01,880 --> 00:42:03,959
Speaker 5: We heard about your dating life, so we hunted you down.

867
00:42:04,080 --> 00:42:06,759
Speaker 1: Yeah you're supposed to say how are you?

868
00:42:06,960 --> 00:42:10,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, like normal people. But look, Michael, we're doing a

869
00:42:10,200 --> 00:42:12,360
Speaker 4: segment on our show. It's called a second Date Update.

870
00:42:12,640 --> 00:42:14,160
Speaker 4: I don't know if you've ever heard of that before.

871
00:42:15,800 --> 00:42:19,120
Speaker 11: Actually I think I have heard of that. But so

872
00:42:19,320 --> 00:42:20,760
Speaker 11: like a podcast or something, yeah.

873
00:42:20,760 --> 00:42:21,400
Speaker 5: Really popular.

874
00:42:22,200 --> 00:42:23,040
Speaker 1: We have a good podcast.

875
00:42:23,080 --> 00:42:24,719
Speaker 4: Well, if you know who's doing that podcast, let us

876
00:42:24,719 --> 00:42:26,239
Speaker 4: know so we can do a see some desist because

877
00:42:26,239 --> 00:42:27,759
Speaker 4: that's not ok Yeah, I.

878
00:42:29,600 --> 00:42:30,600
Speaker 1: Probably talking about.

879
00:42:30,360 --> 00:42:34,799
Speaker 4: Our one point. Okay, but I'm calling you, because one

880
00:42:34,840 --> 00:42:37,400
Speaker 4: of our listeners said that she went out on a

881
00:42:37,480 --> 00:42:40,879
Speaker 4: date with you and hasn't had a follow up since then,

882
00:42:40,920 --> 00:42:42,680
Speaker 4: and she's kind of bummed about it. Wants to know

883
00:42:42,719 --> 00:42:46,200
Speaker 4: if there's a reason I'm talking about Natella.

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00:42:46,480 --> 00:42:48,440
Speaker 11: Oh okay, I see where this is gone.

885
00:42:48,880 --> 00:42:52,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, I remember. It's going to where you explain.

886
00:42:52,200 --> 00:42:54,160
Speaker 4: Why you haven't called her back hopefully.

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00:42:54,239 --> 00:42:56,600
Speaker 11: Well, look, I'm not sure I much she told you, guys,

888
00:42:56,880 --> 00:42:57,799
Speaker 11: but it got a little weird.

889
00:42:59,239 --> 00:42:59,879
Speaker 5: The dog thing?

890
00:43:01,040 --> 00:43:01,080
Speaker 9: What?

891
00:43:01,239 --> 00:43:01,439
Speaker 11: Yeah?

892
00:43:01,480 --> 00:43:04,560
Speaker 4: What what about? It was weird to you because when

893
00:43:04,640 --> 00:43:06,680
Speaker 4: we heard it, it all sounded very, very.

894
00:43:06,520 --> 00:43:09,440
Speaker 1: Normal, and there was some humor mixed in.

895
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Speaker 11: I guess I just heard someone say about the dog thing.

896
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Speaker 11: Sot a little bit of I'm sure.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean she told us that she likes to

898
00:43:18,400 --> 00:43:20,880
Speaker 4: joke about herself as being like a human version of

899
00:43:20,880 --> 00:43:21,760
Speaker 4: a Golden Retriever.

900
00:43:22,120 --> 00:43:23,400
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, because she can't be.

901
00:43:25,320 --> 00:43:29,520
Speaker 11: Yeah, you guys have no idea we're talking about the

902
00:43:29,520 --> 00:43:31,760
Speaker 11: Golden Retrievers in general, because it was on a profile

903
00:43:31,920 --> 00:43:35,640
Speaker 11: and out of nowhere. She puts her nose on the

904
00:43:35,760 --> 00:43:38,520
Speaker 11: edge of her wine glass and starts lapping her wine

905
00:43:38,640 --> 00:43:41,920
Speaker 11: like like if it was like a dog drinking she.

906
00:43:41,840 --> 00:43:44,359
Speaker 1: Was putting her tongue in the wine, reached the wine

907
00:43:44,360 --> 00:43:46,319
Speaker 1: in the glass if they filled it a good bill,

908
00:43:46,360 --> 00:43:48,160
Speaker 1: I mean, that's a nice bar.

909
00:43:49,160 --> 00:43:51,560
Speaker 11: There's more though, So after that, I was already a

910
00:43:51,600 --> 00:43:53,920
Speaker 11: little weirded out, and she's like, I want to play games.

911
00:43:54,080 --> 00:43:56,279
Speaker 11: I was like, sure, why not. She's like, you have

912
00:43:56,320 --> 00:43:59,000
Speaker 11: to guess how much I like you? And she starts panting, like.

913
00:44:01,360 --> 00:44:02,200
Speaker 4: Panting like a dog.

914
00:44:02,520 --> 00:44:04,799
Speaker 1: And that was the indicator of how much she liked you,

915
00:44:04,920 --> 00:44:06,080
Speaker 1: is how much she was panting.

916
00:44:06,320 --> 00:44:07,920
Speaker 11: I'm not sure what the answer was, but she just

917
00:44:07,960 --> 00:44:10,239
Speaker 11: like panted harder. So I don't know, Maybe that means

918
00:44:10,239 --> 00:44:10,920
Speaker 11: she liked memore.

919
00:44:12,080 --> 00:44:14,480
Speaker 4: It was her tail wagging too behind her, like I

920
00:44:14,480 --> 00:44:18,160
Speaker 4: don't understand, Like how far did this golden retriever joke go?

921
00:44:19,440 --> 00:44:22,600
Speaker 11: Well, there was another weird part, which was basically, she

922
00:44:22,719 --> 00:44:26,080
Speaker 11: like put her wet nose into my cheek and I

923
00:44:26,080 --> 00:44:27,520
Speaker 11: don't even know how it knows got wet.

924
00:44:27,560 --> 00:44:29,880
Speaker 4: See that that was the part that we had heard

925
00:44:29,920 --> 00:44:30,959
Speaker 4: and we thought it was good.

926
00:44:31,120 --> 00:44:33,120
Speaker 1: That's good though, because the wet nose, it does indicate

927
00:44:33,160 --> 00:44:33,680
Speaker 1: she's healthy.

928
00:44:33,800 --> 00:44:38,040
Speaker 4: Yes, she's in good health.

929
00:44:38,160 --> 00:44:41,200
Speaker 1: She told us that she knew that was a regrettable

930
00:44:41,200 --> 00:44:41,799
Speaker 1: moment for her.

931
00:44:42,120 --> 00:44:43,480
Speaker 11: I thought she was going to pull out a leash.

932
00:44:44,120 --> 00:44:48,080
Speaker 4: Okay, so she took the Golden retriever joke a little

933
00:44:48,120 --> 00:44:50,440
Speaker 4: bit too far. But I don't think that should take

934
00:44:50,480 --> 00:44:55,080
Speaker 4: away from the connection that you guys had, because well,

935
00:44:55,320 --> 00:44:57,360
Speaker 4: I mean, yeah, I was she a good girl. She

936
00:44:57,480 --> 00:45:00,560
Speaker 4: said that she liked him. I can't hear her painting

937
00:45:00,600 --> 00:45:02,600
Speaker 4: on the other line, so I don't know how much exactly,

938
00:45:02,680 --> 00:45:04,280
Speaker 4: but she is waiting to talk.

939
00:45:04,120 --> 00:45:05,640
Speaker 1: To you speak sick.

940
00:45:06,440 --> 00:45:08,120
Speaker 11: Oh man, are you joking right now?

941
00:45:08,480 --> 00:45:10,560
Speaker 4: No, I forgot to tell you. She's listening on the

942
00:45:10,560 --> 00:45:13,480
Speaker 4: other on the other phone. Oh great, now tell her.

943
00:45:13,480 --> 00:45:19,400
Speaker 4: Are you there, Hi? Coming in pretty normal?

944
00:45:19,920 --> 00:45:22,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, I bet you're a little embarrassed.

945
00:45:23,000 --> 00:45:23,560
Speaker 9: She doesn't have.

946
00:45:30,440 --> 00:45:33,880
Speaker 4: Ntella. He was saying that you maybe took the Golden

947
00:45:33,920 --> 00:45:36,640
Speaker 4: retriever stuff a little bit too far for his liking.

948
00:45:37,320 --> 00:45:39,200
Speaker 9: Yeah, but he also didn't tell you that we had

949
00:45:39,239 --> 00:45:42,640
Speaker 9: a really good connection. Like we talked about paddleboarding a lot,

950
00:45:42,760 --> 00:45:46,520
Speaker 9: and remember our conversation about the pharmacies. Michael, it's that great.

951
00:45:47,080 --> 00:45:49,680
Speaker 11: Yeah, I mean, look, there was good parts of our conversation.

952
00:45:49,920 --> 00:45:52,720
Speaker 11: It's just other parts were like significantly weirder.

953
00:45:55,040 --> 00:45:55,920
Speaker 9: I don't know what you.

954
00:45:55,920 --> 00:45:56,680
Speaker 4: Thought was weird.

955
00:45:56,880 --> 00:45:59,479
Speaker 9: I'm guessing from what I'm listening is that you thought

956
00:45:59,480 --> 00:46:02,200
Speaker 9: the doctor was weird. But you have to understand, like

957
00:46:02,280 --> 00:46:06,080
Speaker 9: where I'm coming from, Golden Retrievers they're like sweet and

958
00:46:06,360 --> 00:46:09,920
Speaker 9: they're loyal and you know they're playful.

959
00:46:11,200 --> 00:46:14,560
Speaker 1: Out Nobody ever says, may I look at that hot

960
00:46:14,560 --> 00:46:15,600
Speaker 1: Golden Retriever?

961
00:46:16,360 --> 00:46:19,520
Speaker 9: Yeah, okay, we'll think about this, like, you can't have

962
00:46:19,840 --> 00:46:23,000
Speaker 9: a Golden Retriever without the girl. You can't have a

963
00:46:23,000 --> 00:46:25,399
Speaker 9: girl without the Golden Retriever. You see.

964
00:46:26,760 --> 00:46:28,520
Speaker 1: Are you saying that you're always a dog?

965
00:46:28,840 --> 00:46:31,480
Speaker 9: It's my profile, Michael, It's what it says on there.

966
00:46:32,160 --> 00:46:35,560
Speaker 2: I have to live it up memory profile.

967
00:46:35,719 --> 00:46:38,280
Speaker 1: So you're not willing to back down on the dog stuff.

968
00:46:38,640 --> 00:46:41,080
Speaker 9: I wouldn't even know how to back down. I am

969
00:46:41,120 --> 00:46:42,919
Speaker 9: a Golden Retriever. That's who I am.

970
00:46:43,520 --> 00:46:46,120
Speaker 4: She's learned SI stay but not back down as one

971
00:46:46,160 --> 00:46:52,799
Speaker 4: of the commands yet, so okay, she takes she takes

972
00:46:52,840 --> 00:46:54,160
Speaker 4: it very, very seriously.

973
00:46:54,239 --> 00:46:57,120
Speaker 1: Maybe it's like kindy convenient. It's like a girlfriend and

974
00:46:57,200 --> 00:46:58,839
Speaker 1: a pet all wrapped up in one.

975
00:47:00,360 --> 00:47:02,040
Speaker 5: You can eat peanut butter together on the couch.

976
00:47:02,320 --> 00:47:04,880
Speaker 4: Is that something that would be appealing to you, Michael

977
00:47:05,000 --> 00:47:07,439
Speaker 4: in a relationship, because if it is, we would offer

978
00:47:07,520 --> 00:47:11,200
Speaker 4: to pay for another date with Natella. Or actually, maybe

979
00:47:11,200 --> 00:47:14,000
Speaker 4: I should ask her first, Natella, is is that something

980
00:47:14,000 --> 00:47:16,799
Speaker 4: that you'd be up for? Yes?

981
00:47:17,080 --> 00:47:23,200
Speaker 1: I would, Jesus girl, that is not.

982
00:47:25,880 --> 00:47:26,200
Speaker 2: Public.

983
00:47:26,239 --> 00:47:30,720
Speaker 1: Do we have a gift cardoon where you can bring your.

984
00:47:33,560 --> 00:47:36,839
Speaker 4: Wow, Natella, are you a furry? Do you do that?

985
00:47:37,200 --> 00:47:37,359
Speaker 7: Oh?

986
00:47:37,680 --> 00:47:39,839
Speaker 9: I'm very well groomed if you're asking.

987
00:47:39,800 --> 00:47:44,600
Speaker 4: That to the question, but I'm afraid to ask you

988
00:47:44,640 --> 00:47:52,120
Speaker 4: anything else. We'll pay for this control right now. Yeah,

989
00:47:52,320 --> 00:47:55,640
Speaker 4: we will fund this new date if you want to

990
00:47:55,680 --> 00:47:58,120
Speaker 4: do it. Michael, would you care to bark back your

991
00:47:58,120 --> 00:48:00,000
Speaker 4: approval to her two marks?

992
00:48:00,239 --> 00:48:03,839
Speaker 11: Yes, guys, I be really honest. I don't know if

993
00:48:03,840 --> 00:48:05,080
Speaker 11: our weirds are matching up.

994
00:48:05,520 --> 00:48:13,239
Speaker 1: Oh that's a good way to put it. Alexis gets you.

995
00:48:13,880 --> 00:48:15,640
Speaker 4: I'm just gonna make her want to chase after him

996
00:48:15,680 --> 00:48:16,120
Speaker 4: even more.

997
00:48:18,120 --> 00:48:20,960
Speaker 9: Hey, Michael, I'm like so turned on right now?

998
00:48:21,000 --> 00:48:25,720
Speaker 2: Oh God, God, because I think.

999
00:48:25,560 --> 00:48:29,040
Speaker 4: We all gotta go plan mat Tell. I think it's

1000
00:48:29,080 --> 00:48:30,000
Speaker 4: a no this time.

1001
00:48:30,280 --> 00:48:32,080
Speaker 9: It might be a no right now, but wait, Twa

1002
00:48:32,160 --> 00:48:39,200
Speaker 9: sees me tomorrow, it's gonna be a Yesrow.

1003
00:48:36,480 --> 00:48:38,239
Speaker 5: Was gonna have a newspaper in her.

1004
00:48:38,120 --> 00:48:43,719
Speaker 7: Mouth, brooking Jeffrey in the morning Man.

1005
00:48:43,760 --> 00:48:46,680
Speaker 4: They say that there's somebody out there for everyone, and

1006
00:48:47,200 --> 00:48:49,040
Speaker 4: this call just makes me wonder.

1007
00:48:49,280 --> 00:48:49,880
Speaker 5: Is there really?

1008
00:48:50,080 --> 00:48:52,920
Speaker 4: I don't know, are you sure? Because I'm scared for

1009
00:48:52,960 --> 00:48:55,239
Speaker 4: what guy matches perfectly with that?

1010
00:48:55,600 --> 00:48:57,480
Speaker 5: Oh there's a dogcatcher out there?

1011
00:48:58,600 --> 00:49:02,799
Speaker 1: Yeah, was strange. Yeah, Like, I don't want to be

1012
00:49:02,800 --> 00:49:05,560
Speaker 1: a judge because everybody's into their own things and stuff.

1013
00:49:05,600 --> 00:49:08,759
Speaker 1: But it's just like, maybe you stick within that community.

1014
00:49:08,960 --> 00:49:10,400
Speaker 5: That's also I think.

1015
00:49:10,239 --> 00:49:12,640
Speaker 1: She can the same, you know what I mean, Maybe

1016
00:49:12,719 --> 00:49:16,320
Speaker 1: we date within the community that understands what.

1017
00:49:16,200 --> 00:49:20,280
Speaker 4: You like behaving like a dog most of the time.

1018
00:49:20,680 --> 00:49:21,080
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1019
00:49:21,160 --> 00:49:24,040
Speaker 4: I just know I've never recoiled more than when she

1020
00:49:24,120 --> 00:49:27,040
Speaker 4: said I'm well groomed if that's what you're I know,

1021
00:49:28,400 --> 00:49:30,800
Speaker 4: not even close to the question that I was asking.

1022
00:49:31,080 --> 00:49:32,560
Speaker 1: It's something I could never actually say.

1023
00:49:32,680 --> 00:49:34,399
Speaker 5: Yeah, I love you want him.

1024
00:49:34,280 --> 00:49:35,360
Speaker 8: To be into it because I want to hear an

1025
00:49:35,440 --> 00:49:37,400
Speaker 8: argument between them when they start growling at each other.

1026
00:49:37,480 --> 00:49:44,080
Speaker 4: Oh God, it calls like these that made me think

1027
00:49:44,120 --> 00:49:46,279
Speaker 4: God is going to do another biblical flood soon and

1028
00:49:46,320 --> 00:49:48,759
Speaker 4: start the human race over from scratch. We're getting to

1029
00:49:48,800 --> 00:49:49,520
Speaker 4: that point.

1030
00:49:50,000 --> 00:49:54,359
Speaker 1: Just about the dogs, right, which was a dog.

1031
00:49:55,920 --> 00:49:57,480
Speaker 4: But you know, if you ever want some help with

1032
00:49:57,560 --> 00:50:00,480
Speaker 4: your dating life, with your love situation, email the we

1033
00:50:00,520 --> 00:50:02,440
Speaker 4: can call that person who's not calling you back and

1034
00:50:02,480 --> 00:50:04,400
Speaker 4: go check out all of our second dates. They're up

1035
00:50:04,440 --> 00:50:07,480
Speaker 4: on podcasts where you get yours a Brook and Jeffrey.

1036
00:50:07,520 --> 00:50:09,719
Speaker 7: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

1037
00:50:10,800 --> 00:50:14,200
Speaker 4: Oh great, I just found out I have even more

1038
00:50:14,320 --> 00:50:19,560
Speaker 4: competition now because cars are getting so smart lately that

1039
00:50:19,640 --> 00:50:22,200
Speaker 4: when they're left alone in a parking lot, they can

1040
00:50:22,280 --> 00:50:25,880
Speaker 4: talk to each other and combine their sounds to parody

1041
00:50:26,000 --> 00:50:26,840
Speaker 4: famous songs.

1042
00:50:26,880 --> 00:50:31,640
Speaker 1: Wow, one of those Tesla's or something apparently.

1043
00:50:31,800 --> 00:50:35,520
Speaker 4: If you don't believe me, listen to Desposito performed by

1044
00:50:35,560 --> 00:50:49,960
Speaker 4: five Toyotas. Oh my god, don't support them. This is ridiculous.

1045
00:50:51,440 --> 00:50:54,600
Speaker 4: The cars can sing better, and they're funnier than me too.

1046
00:50:54,719 --> 00:50:57,240
Speaker 2: Now maybe I need to upgrade.

1047
00:50:57,320 --> 00:50:58,440
Speaker 1: You want to the newer models.

1048
00:50:59,120 --> 00:51:00,920
Speaker 4: All I can do is look at this as a

1049
00:51:01,000 --> 00:51:04,880
Speaker 4: challenge and deliver my best performance right in the face

1050
00:51:04,920 --> 00:51:09,000
Speaker 4: of those dumb parts. It's coming up in my brand

1051
00:51:09,040 --> 00:51:12,360
Speaker 4: new song of the week. Right after this, it is

1052
00:51:12,440 --> 00:51:15,920
Speaker 4: time for my song of the week. It's Brooke and

1053
00:51:16,000 --> 00:51:17,960
Speaker 4: Jeffrey in the morning. And if you looked at my

1054
00:51:18,120 --> 00:51:21,760
Speaker 4: song reviews on Apple, super dang.

1055
00:51:22,120 --> 00:51:23,320
Speaker 1: They are interesting.

1056
00:51:23,480 --> 00:51:27,880
Speaker 4: Absolutely, But every once in a while, this songbird needs

1057
00:51:27,920 --> 00:51:32,200
Speaker 4: to rest his golden throat pouch and take a little hiatus.

1058
00:51:33,200 --> 00:51:35,560
Speaker 1: I thought you were singing. Why would you be rusty?

1059
00:51:35,680 --> 00:51:37,040
Speaker 1: I mean, you're all dressed for it. You got a

1060
00:51:37,400 --> 00:51:40,560
Speaker 1: hat on, you got a big gift energy Christmas sweater.

1061
00:51:40,719 --> 00:51:43,760
Speaker 4: Somebody's very eager to hear the songbirds.

1062
00:51:44,160 --> 00:51:45,600
Speaker 1: Wow, I don't get it.

1063
00:51:45,640 --> 00:51:47,120
Speaker 5: Looks forward to this all week jazz.

1064
00:51:47,200 --> 00:51:49,520
Speaker 4: See, there's are where the super Dank ratings all come from.

1065
00:51:49,840 --> 00:51:53,920
Speaker 4: It's lucky, luckily for me and for all of our listeners.

1066
00:51:53,960 --> 00:51:57,440
Speaker 4: There's people like Alexis who can sing just as well

1067
00:51:57,480 --> 00:51:59,520
Speaker 4: as I can. If I just put the lyrics right

1068
00:51:59,560 --> 00:52:01,759
Speaker 4: in front of her, yeah, and dogs will hear it

1069
00:52:01,800 --> 00:52:05,440
Speaker 4: from ten twenty miles away and harmonize with her. But no,

1070
00:52:05,800 --> 00:52:07,800
Speaker 4: I'm not going to do that to our listening audience.

1071
00:52:08,280 --> 00:52:12,360
Speaker 4: What I will do, though, is pass the hat literally

1072
00:52:12,560 --> 00:52:16,640
Speaker 4: and figuratively to the man of a thousand voices. Yeah,

1073
00:52:18,040 --> 00:52:20,680
Speaker 4: the four voices that we can distinguish on the air,

1074
00:52:23,600 --> 00:52:27,960
Speaker 4: Jose Bolanos. We'll be taking over the song of the

1075
00:52:28,000 --> 00:52:32,080
Speaker 4: Week today because he's ready. Here's the thing. Him and

1076
00:52:32,120 --> 00:52:35,000
Speaker 4: I have been working together behind the scenes as he

1077
00:52:35,040 --> 00:52:40,319
Speaker 4: panically changes his clothes. He's half naked in studio now.

1078
00:52:40,360 --> 00:52:43,560
Speaker 4: But we've been working together as kind of a special

1079
00:52:43,600 --> 00:52:48,920
Speaker 4: holiday tribute, trying to combine iconic Christmas songs with his

1080
00:52:49,280 --> 00:52:55,680
Speaker 4: iconic phone tap character. Yes, for a special Jose Holiday medley.

1081
00:52:55,960 --> 00:52:58,520
Speaker 2: Yay Hojose, Oh my gosh.

1082
00:52:58,560 --> 00:53:00,759
Speaker 1: And how many times have we heard that Jose was

1083
00:53:00,800 --> 00:53:05,040
Speaker 1: in choir up A lot lots of orchestra.

1084
00:53:05,320 --> 00:53:07,239
Speaker 4: Okay, yes, but number some people.

1085
00:53:07,320 --> 00:53:10,960
Speaker 5: I remember I did this last year that everybody forgot,

1086
00:53:11,040 --> 00:53:11,600
Speaker 5: but I did.

1087
00:53:11,719 --> 00:53:14,279
Speaker 4: But now we're coming back even stronger than ever. For

1088
00:53:14,400 --> 00:53:20,040
Speaker 4: a new Jose Holiday Medley, Part two. I wish good Yep,

1089
00:53:20,080 --> 00:53:22,440
Speaker 4: it's a brand new one. And the one thing I

1090
00:53:22,480 --> 00:53:25,239
Speaker 4: won't let Jose do is point. There is magic in

1091
00:53:25,320 --> 00:53:27,640
Speaker 4: these fingers when I do it, and we can't take

1092
00:53:27,680 --> 00:53:31,920
Speaker 4: away that tradition. So I'm in a point when you're ready, okay, point.

1093
00:53:37,040 --> 00:53:40,520
Speaker 10: You know tiny and big Boy and logo and you

1094
00:53:40,800 --> 00:53:44,960
Speaker 10: go pork Chop and red Eyes and Joker and Batherow,

1095
00:53:45,840 --> 00:53:49,319
Speaker 10: But do you know who takes the fall as the

1096
00:53:49,360 --> 00:53:52,080
Speaker 10: biggest snitch of them all.

1097
00:53:54,760 --> 00:53:55,319
Speaker 4: Rolled off.

1098
00:53:55,440 --> 00:54:00,000
Speaker 2: The loose slip reindeer had a very blabby.

1099
00:54:01,520 --> 00:54:03,160
Speaker 4: And if you share your.

1100
00:54:03,160 --> 00:54:08,720
Speaker 10: Secrets, he will go and blur them out. That's why

1101
00:54:08,760 --> 00:54:13,200
Speaker 10: the cops just caught me. Told me someone snitched on me.

1102
00:54:14,840 --> 00:54:19,759
Speaker 10: They'll never keep me locked up. I'll be out into war.

1103
00:54:19,880 --> 00:54:28,040
Speaker 4: Three you want to kiss me?

1104
00:54:28,360 --> 00:54:29,160
Speaker 15: One one.

1105
00:54:32,239 --> 00:54:34,719
Speaker 4: Jas touch my sexy.

1106
00:54:35,560 --> 00:54:43,319
Speaker 2: One one long Wall Brooks husband won't find out.

1107
00:54:43,520 --> 00:54:51,200
Speaker 4: One you will be mine soon.

1108
00:54:51,440 --> 00:55:18,759
Speaker 2: One on Brook Okay, sorry, Brook and be Ginning come luck.

1109
00:55:18,920 --> 00:55:21,480
Speaker 2: A lot like Dan drus.

1110
00:55:22,560 --> 00:55:24,719
Speaker 1: I come and figure it.

1111
00:55:27,239 --> 00:55:30,319
Speaker 10: At first I thought it was nice. My mom even

1112
00:55:30,400 --> 00:55:33,800
Speaker 10: checked me twice. But it turns out my head's just

1113
00:55:33,960 --> 00:55:39,000
Speaker 10: a snow gloom. It's beginning to look a lot.

1114
00:55:38,880 --> 00:55:40,520
Speaker 2: Like Dan drum.

1115
00:55:41,719 --> 00:55:48,480
Speaker 10: Flanks around my scam, And once I can comb it out,

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00:55:48,760 --> 00:55:52,839
Speaker 10: it leaves me without a doubt. I'll finally get up

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00:55:55,320 --> 00:55:59,160
Speaker 10: shutting in a little head and shoulders. I'll be fine.

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00:56:00,640 --> 00:56:00,839
Speaker 9: Man.

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00:56:01,800 --> 00:56:04,480
Speaker 2: Oh, we got a problem over here.

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00:56:05,320 --> 00:56:07,960
Speaker 16: Some schmuck owes me some money and I'm gonna need

1121
00:56:08,000 --> 00:56:08,600
Speaker 16: some backup.

1122
00:56:08,880 --> 00:56:09,440
Speaker 4: Where's am i?

1123
00:56:09,560 --> 00:56:10,839
Speaker 2: Colsen the veto.

1124
00:56:12,760 --> 00:56:13,040
Speaker 7: Bay.

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00:56:14,120 --> 00:56:20,120
Speaker 2: Let to do this? Last Christmas?

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00:56:20,280 --> 00:56:24,160
Speaker 16: I gave yous alone when I asked for red back.

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00:56:24,680 --> 00:56:29,920
Speaker 2: You gave me some grows this ye, I've had it

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Speaker 2: to here. Okay, you know, let me just finish the

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00:56:33,880 --> 00:56:35,680
Speaker 2: verse verse. Okay, let me go right.

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00:56:36,280 --> 00:56:39,799
Speaker 16: Last Christmas, I didn't like get told.

1131
00:56:41,920 --> 00:56:44,000
Speaker 2: He gave you know, I'm trying to do the song here.

1132
00:56:44,080 --> 00:56:45,719
Speaker 16: Let me do the verse verse and let you talk.

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00:56:46,520 --> 00:56:48,560
Speaker 16: Just let me do one verse. I planned this whole

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00:56:48,560 --> 00:56:48,960
Speaker 16: thing out.

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00:56:49,920 --> 00:56:52,560
Speaker 2: Okay, we're gonna do one. Here we go. Here's the verse.

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00:56:52,600 --> 00:56:53,040
Speaker 4: Here we go.

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00:56:54,160 --> 00:56:57,759
Speaker 2: Let oh great, now the chorus is here. You're plea

1138
00:56:57,880 --> 00:56:58,839
Speaker 2: miss the verse now?

1139
00:56:58,880 --> 00:57:01,680
Speaker 4: Then then we're gonna hear on your Christmas.

1140
00:57:03,080 --> 00:57:06,200
Speaker 2: It's okay, big guy. You know what, we should all

1141
00:57:06,320 --> 00:57:08,800
Speaker 2: have a very merry Italian Christmas.

1142
00:57:09,600 --> 00:57:11,960
Speaker 16: So from me on my cousin o Veno to you

1143
00:57:12,600 --> 00:57:14,319
Speaker 16: all of us, A Brook and Jeffrey in the more,

1144
00:57:14,360 --> 00:57:16,440
Speaker 16: to merry Christmas everybody.

1145
00:57:18,560 --> 00:57:19,160
Speaker 4: Community.

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00:57:20,000 --> 00:57:21,720
Speaker 16: I don't know what that means, but they sound like

1147
00:57:21,880 --> 00:57:29,720
Speaker 16: very nice people. Yeah, okay, merry Christmas, me balls for everybody.

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00:57:39,160 --> 00:57:42,160
Speaker 4: You love that Rolando came on to you, didn't I

1149
00:57:42,200 --> 00:57:43,440
Speaker 4: thought was going to come on.

1150
00:57:43,480 --> 00:57:46,480
Speaker 1: To my husband. To be honest, he's really where my

1151
00:57:46,600 --> 00:57:47,200
Speaker 1: husband says.

1152
00:57:47,200 --> 00:57:49,000
Speaker 5: I think he's got to pass for both of y.

1153
00:57:51,040 --> 00:57:52,480
Speaker 2: And veto just killed me.

1154
00:57:54,880 --> 00:57:57,560
Speaker 1: I will have you both over for Christmas morning, don't.

1155
00:57:57,440 --> 00:57:59,720
Speaker 4: Pay back your loans, and Vito and Vino will show

1156
00:57:59,800 --> 00:58:03,000
Speaker 4: up your house. So that's a promise. That was your

1157
00:58:03,040 --> 00:58:07,960
Speaker 4: special Jose Holiday. Text him the seven eighty five nine

1158
00:58:08,040 --> 00:58:09,680
Speaker 4: two and tell us what you thought about it. You

1159
00:58:09,720 --> 00:58:12,280
Speaker 4: give your compliments to Jose and find the videos up

1160
00:58:12,320 --> 00:58:16,360
Speaker 4: on our socials at Brook and Jeffrey with all the way. Yeah, yeah,

1161
00:58:16,520 --> 00:58:18,560
Speaker 4: there you go, your special holiday song of.

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00:58:18,560 --> 00:58:20,760
Speaker 7: The week Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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00:58:29,240 --> 00:58:33,720
Speaker 4: Christmas time is about spreading joy, cheer and love for

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00:58:33,840 --> 00:58:37,840
Speaker 4: your fellow man. Yeah, except on this segment, because Brooke

1165
00:58:37,920 --> 00:58:40,360
Speaker 4: wants us to end in tears and despair for her

1166
00:58:40,440 --> 00:58:43,120
Speaker 4: new challenger, Joe the contractor.

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00:58:43,920 --> 00:58:47,920
Speaker 1: Joe, how do you know joy if you don't experience despair?

1168
00:58:48,040 --> 00:58:48,240
Speaker 2: Am I?

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00:58:48,360 --> 00:58:48,520
Speaker 9: Right?

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00:58:49,520 --> 00:58:51,440
Speaker 15: Well, I'm hoping not to leave crying.

1171
00:58:53,000 --> 00:58:54,640
Speaker 5: His name is one letter away.

1172
00:58:54,400 --> 00:58:56,040
Speaker 1: From being What kind of criers are you?

1173
00:58:56,280 --> 00:58:56,320
Speaker 7: Like?

1174
00:58:56,560 --> 00:59:00,120
Speaker 1: Loud and sniffily or just like that beautiful tear dropping.

1175
00:59:00,080 --> 00:59:02,840
Speaker 15: Out, usually lonely hiding in a closet.

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00:59:04,040 --> 00:59:08,800
Speaker 1: It's my favorite type, Jeff have so much in comment, Joe.

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00:59:08,840 --> 00:59:12,000
Speaker 4: Apparently your crew listens to the show every single day.

1178
00:59:12,080 --> 00:59:15,200
Speaker 4: On these and you say second date update are your favorite?

1179
00:59:15,560 --> 00:59:17,840
Speaker 15: Yeah, I tend to make them. Forced to listen to

1180
00:59:17,880 --> 00:59:20,439
Speaker 15: you guys, just because I'm kind of over just random music.

1181
00:59:20,520 --> 00:59:22,640
Speaker 15: So we listen to all your guys' stories in the morning.

1182
00:59:22,920 --> 00:59:23,120
Speaker 7: Yeah.

1183
00:59:23,800 --> 00:59:27,080
Speaker 1: Force the people I work with to have a good time, obviously.

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00:59:27,160 --> 00:59:28,120
Speaker 15: Why else are we a boss?

1185
00:59:28,320 --> 00:59:28,440
Speaker 11: Right?

1186
00:59:28,960 --> 00:59:29,200
Speaker 15: Yes?

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00:59:30,080 --> 00:59:32,720
Speaker 4: Well, Joe, we thank you for listening and forcing all

1188
00:59:32,800 --> 00:59:35,040
Speaker 4: of your co workers to listen. And remember you can

1189
00:59:35,080 --> 00:59:37,439
Speaker 4: always find these wherever you get your podcasts at Brook

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00:59:37,480 --> 00:59:40,680
Speaker 4: and Jeffrey makes a great stocking stuffer for the holidays.

1191
00:59:40,680 --> 00:59:42,720
Speaker 5: And all the other bosses out there listening and managers,

1192
00:59:42,840 --> 00:59:45,000
Speaker 5: that's true. Force your employees to listen to us for

1193
00:59:45,080 --> 00:59:45,720
Speaker 5: anyone crying.

1194
00:59:45,920 --> 00:59:49,240
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, there you go. We're bringing everybody together during

1195
00:59:49,280 --> 00:59:52,120
Speaker 4: the holidays. It feels good. Now, Joe, we're getting to

1196
00:59:52,200 --> 00:59:54,520
Speaker 4: the game here. Brooke has already left the studio and

1197
00:59:54,720 --> 00:59:56,440
Speaker 4: you got thirty seconds on the clock to answer as

1198
00:59:56,440 --> 00:59:58,120
Speaker 4: many questions as possible. If you don't know when, you

1199
00:59:58,160 --> 00:59:59,680
Speaker 4: could say past, but you have to beat her outright

1200
00:59:59,680 --> 01:00:01,000
Speaker 4: if you want to win. Are you ready?

1201
01:00:01,440 --> 01:00:02,040
Speaker 11: I am ready?

1202
01:00:02,120 --> 01:00:05,040
Speaker 4: Good luck to your time starts now. Today is December

1203
01:00:05,120 --> 01:00:11,640
Speaker 4: twelfth or twelve twelve? What is twelve times twelve? What

1204
01:00:11,800 --> 01:00:14,480
Speaker 4: is the medical term used for inflammation of the gums?

1205
01:00:16,280 --> 01:00:16,520
Speaker 11: Pass?

1206
01:00:16,640 --> 01:00:19,320
Speaker 4: Which country is known as the Land of the Rising Sun?

1207
01:00:21,120 --> 01:00:24,160
Speaker 4: Past McDonald's has a clown and Burger King uses a king?

1208
01:00:24,440 --> 01:00:27,000
Speaker 4: But what farm animal is the official mascot for Chick

1209
01:00:27,040 --> 01:00:27,360
Speaker 4: fil a.

1210
01:00:29,440 --> 01:00:29,640
Speaker 9: Cow?

1211
01:00:29,920 --> 01:00:34,200
Speaker 4: How many chambers are in a cow's stomach? On a map,

1212
01:00:34,240 --> 01:00:35,840
Speaker 4: the vertical lines are called what.

1213
01:00:37,760 --> 01:00:38,160
Speaker 11: Axis?

1214
01:00:38,960 --> 01:00:41,800
Speaker 4: All right, I don't think that's technically wrong, but I

1215
01:00:41,840 --> 01:00:45,560
Speaker 4: also don't know if it's technically right. So we're in

1216
01:00:45,600 --> 01:00:46,560
Speaker 4: a kind of a gray area.

1217
01:00:46,640 --> 01:00:49,080
Speaker 15: But I'm a contractor. I live in the gray area.

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01:00:49,880 --> 01:00:54,760
Speaker 4: Good So is now back in the studio, and we've

1219
01:00:54,800 --> 01:00:58,320
Speaker 4: been asking all of our listeners about holiday traditions because

1220
01:00:58,320 --> 01:01:00,320
Speaker 4: you know, everybody has their own when it comes to stuff.

1221
01:01:00,600 --> 01:01:03,280
Speaker 4: I actually like Joe's because he takes his four year

1222
01:01:03,320 --> 01:01:07,200
Speaker 4: old and fifteen year old quatting through the mountains. Whoah,

1223
01:01:07,960 --> 01:01:10,000
Speaker 4: those quad ATV bikes cool?

1224
01:01:10,040 --> 01:01:10,880
Speaker 5: I know, Joe bikes.

1225
01:01:11,440 --> 01:01:13,400
Speaker 4: Joe bottom line is you're a good dad. Yeah, that's

1226
01:01:13,440 --> 01:01:13,880
Speaker 4: really cool.

1227
01:01:14,440 --> 01:01:16,040
Speaker 15: I mean, that's that's the goal we try.

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01:01:16,680 --> 01:01:18,640
Speaker 8: I's the worst injury you've ever got on an ATV

1229
01:01:18,720 --> 01:01:21,000
Speaker 8: because everyone is like a requirement to have an ATV.

1230
01:01:21,320 --> 01:01:24,280
Speaker 15: Surprisingly, knock on wood. We haven't done too much. I

1231
01:01:24,320 --> 01:01:25,800
Speaker 15: got a four year old, so he's got a little

1232
01:01:25,800 --> 01:01:28,040
Speaker 15: fifty ccs, so we're going slow.

1233
01:01:28,360 --> 01:01:30,680
Speaker 1: Be careful. I broke my leg on a snowmobile when

1234
01:01:30,720 --> 01:01:33,920
Speaker 1: I was twelve. I mean it's not an ATV, but no.

1235
01:01:34,040 --> 01:01:35,880
Speaker 5: It's the same al terrain vehicle type.

1236
01:01:36,040 --> 01:01:38,080
Speaker 1: I grabbed the throttle instead of the break.

1237
01:01:38,720 --> 01:01:41,320
Speaker 15: Jeffery, you probably hurt yourself at the showroom floor looking

1238
01:01:41,320 --> 01:01:41,640
Speaker 15: at him.

1239
01:01:41,800 --> 01:01:45,680
Speaker 6: Yeah, we keep waxing those floors.

1240
01:01:47,600 --> 01:01:52,720
Speaker 4: Joe starting to like you less. You're still a good

1241
01:01:52,800 --> 01:01:55,240
Speaker 4: dad though. Now it's Brooks turn brook Are you ready?

1242
01:01:55,600 --> 01:01:59,680
Speaker 4: Your time starts now? Today is December twelfth or twelve twelve.

1243
01:02:00,080 --> 01:02:02,160
Speaker 1: Twelve times twelve, one hundred and forty four.

1244
01:02:02,520 --> 01:02:05,840
Speaker 4: What is the medical term used for inflammation of the gums?

1245
01:02:06,160 --> 01:02:06,280
Speaker 9: Uh?

1246
01:02:06,840 --> 01:02:07,520
Speaker 1: Gingervitis?

1247
01:02:07,720 --> 01:02:10,240
Speaker 4: Which country is known as the Land of the Rising Sun?

1248
01:02:10,440 --> 01:02:10,760
Speaker 1: Japan?

1249
01:02:11,320 --> 01:02:14,200
Speaker 4: McDonald's has a clown and Burger King uses a king?

1250
01:02:14,600 --> 01:02:17,360
Speaker 4: But what farm animal is the official mascot for chick

1251
01:02:17,400 --> 01:02:21,920
Speaker 4: fil a cow? How many chambers are in a cow's stomach?

1252
01:02:22,600 --> 01:02:22,840
Speaker 1: Six?

1253
01:02:23,320 --> 01:02:28,040
Speaker 4: On a map, the vertical lines are called what longitude?

1254
01:02:28,960 --> 01:02:31,280
Speaker 1: Shoot? I always get those mixed up. It's like right

1255
01:02:31,360 --> 01:02:32,320
Speaker 1: and left. It's so tricky.

1256
01:02:32,480 --> 01:02:34,440
Speaker 4: We'll find out where we are when we go to

1257
01:02:34,520 --> 01:02:36,400
Speaker 4: the scoreboard and see how you both did with Jose,

1258
01:02:36,800 --> 01:02:39,720
Speaker 4: I'm getting re circumcised. Got a wedding next week. I

1259
01:02:39,840 --> 01:02:41,080
Speaker 4: just want to clean it up a bit.

1260
01:02:41,920 --> 01:02:42,960
Speaker 5: Maybe got a shape in there.

1261
01:02:44,000 --> 01:02:50,680
Speaker 13: You got to correct today. Yeah, Choo's not bad Brook five.

1262
01:02:53,640 --> 01:02:55,080
Speaker 2: All right, Joe, are you crying yet?

1263
01:02:56,040 --> 01:02:56,080
Speaker 7: No?

1264
01:02:56,320 --> 01:02:58,440
Speaker 15: But I figured you got to stop using AI to

1265
01:02:58,480 --> 01:02:59,120
Speaker 15: win all the time.

1266
01:02:59,200 --> 01:03:04,720
Speaker 1: Brooke hatred towards AI.

1267
01:03:04,840 --> 01:03:06,800
Speaker 5: Have you seen the live videos of this?

1268
01:03:07,080 --> 01:03:07,240
Speaker 2: Yeah?

1269
01:03:07,360 --> 01:03:09,240
Speaker 1: AI would give me all the wrong answers.

1270
01:03:09,400 --> 01:03:12,760
Speaker 4: Well, let's go over all the correct answers, because today's

1271
01:03:12,760 --> 01:03:15,360
Speaker 4: December twelfth. For twelve twelve, twelve times twelve would be

1272
01:03:15,440 --> 01:03:17,800
Speaker 4: one hundred and forty four. Now, both of you.

1273
01:03:17,880 --> 01:03:19,880
Speaker 1: Guys that I would like to give to Miss Garet.

1274
01:03:20,040 --> 01:03:22,160
Speaker 1: She is currently going over the Times tables with my

1275
01:03:22,240 --> 01:03:22,680
Speaker 1: third grade.

1276
01:03:23,520 --> 01:03:26,320
Speaker 4: Yeah, they are hot in our household, you now major

1277
01:03:26,400 --> 01:03:30,800
Speaker 4: chat Chip team Miss Garet. Medical term used for inflammation

1278
01:03:30,880 --> 01:03:33,280
Speaker 4: of the gums as jinga vitis. Land of the Rising

1279
01:03:33,400 --> 01:03:37,000
Speaker 4: Sun is the country of Japan. McDonald's as a clown

1280
01:03:37,040 --> 01:03:39,760
Speaker 4: burger king uses a king chick fil A uses cows

1281
01:03:40,200 --> 01:03:44,000
Speaker 4: as their official mascot, commercials chambers and a cow's stomach.

1282
01:03:44,040 --> 01:03:46,320
Speaker 4: There's four of them, and the vertical lines on a

1283
01:03:46,360 --> 01:03:48,000
Speaker 4: map are called the longitude.

1284
01:03:48,320 --> 01:03:49,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, because they're long.

1285
01:03:49,320 --> 01:03:51,800
Speaker 4: So Joe Man, I'm sorry I wasn't enough to win today,

1286
01:03:51,840 --> 01:03:53,320
Speaker 4: but just for playing, we are going to give you

1287
01:03:53,360 --> 01:03:55,800
Speaker 4: a pair of tickets to see the Everett Silver Tips

1288
01:03:55,840 --> 01:03:58,240
Speaker 4: take on the Seattle Thunderbirds at Angel of the Winds

1289
01:03:58,280 --> 01:03:59,960
Speaker 4: Arena on Sunday, December twenty eight.

1290
01:04:00,760 --> 01:04:01,800
Speaker 11: Awesome, I appreciate it.

1291
01:04:02,000 --> 01:04:03,880
Speaker 4: Yeah, we're gonna be back to do Windbrooks back the

1292
01:04:03,880 --> 01:04:04,560
Speaker 4: same time on

1293
01:04:04,720 --> 01:04:07,360
Speaker 7: Monday, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning