Speaker 1: Guess what decision We're about to make horrible decisions. Welcome
Speaker 1: everybody to Harvard Bled. This is Young. It is the
Speaker 1: last episode of and my goodness, this has been quite
Speaker 1: the year. We appreciate the hore Hive, all of the
Speaker 1: new listeners, all listeners, o G listeners for rocking with
Speaker 1: us for yet another year of horrible decisions. And as
Speaker 1: we always do at the top of the year, we think,
Speaker 1: I like to let you guys know our favorite episodes,
Speaker 1: our favorite guests, our favorite moments of the year, and
Speaker 1: I'm just really excited that we made another year. Also
Speaker 1: look forward, Yes, we are getting back on the road
Speaker 1: next year, so looking forward to seeing and meeting all
Speaker 1: of you in But before we get to the new year,
Speaker 1: let's go ahead and recap two and we're starting with
Speaker 1: this moment right here. So in your on your podcast
Speaker 1: from the Throne, it's three of your wheelchairs What you
Speaker 1: like when you have sex conversation, because those are the
Speaker 1: clips I saw of you, Like, how is it for
Speaker 1: the guys on your podcast they having sex in their wheelchairs?
Speaker 1: And what mobility functions have they possibly lost them? Niggas
Speaker 1: be fucking especially live that nigga Fox more thing all
Speaker 1: of us in here. Really, that nigga Fox more than Wheezy.
Speaker 1: He really okay, he had all his kids young. That's
Speaker 1: the light that's the light skinned one that's always on
Speaker 1: the right hand side of me. His name is Live. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna throw you Outre because you could say your points.
Speaker 1: He called himself the little point Stu. He really he's
Speaker 1: really been fucking. He's he's he's he's well seasoned, sucking
Speaker 1: in a chair and walking. He knows. Um, we have
Speaker 1: these conversations because I've known all these people over nine years,
Speaker 1: and that's great. We we have genuine bonds because we
Speaker 1: all know. We don't want to funk with nobody in
Speaker 1: a wheelchair, honestly, because I just what the funk you're
Speaker 1: about to do? Play bump of cars like I need
Speaker 1: somebody that's gonna take me up and feel me and
Speaker 1: um yeah, so we're just older good and then we
Speaker 1: fun other people that look good that walk. We like
Speaker 1: walking people. But Jesse said that Jessie said that he
Speaker 1: was getting Jessie said he would be with somebody in
Speaker 1: a wheelchair. I mean, if I was walking, o woul day,
Speaker 1: somebody in a wheelchair. But one of us have to
Speaker 1: have you know, we've had this conversation. Yeah, I think,
Speaker 1: I said, but I don't like writing. I feel like,
Speaker 1: if that's a wheelchair, I gotta be their arms are
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. Live does other ship. And then
Speaker 1: it was the other nigga we had on the show.
Speaker 1: He was doing some other ship Shabari or whatever the funk.
Speaker 1: He was shying to funk too, but he can't with
Speaker 1: the shop. I'm doing a Shabari show and he like
Speaker 1: uses things to hold him up so he could drill
Speaker 1: a bit. Wow. Interesting, I don't want to fetishize it,
Speaker 1: and which I want to get into that conversation with you,
Speaker 1: but like I feel like I have to know what
Speaker 1: that's like. You have to know whether a dude was
Speaker 1: in a wheelchair or not. But dude had to to
Speaker 1: spend himself to fuck me. I kind of would want
Speaker 1: to see that. Yeah, he was literally like he ties
Speaker 1: like with ropes like the sexes, like you know, the
Speaker 1: kinship because he's into his cold shabari and he literally
Speaker 1: ties himself up to his bed like I guess he
Speaker 1: has the thing or whatever. He ties it up and
Speaker 1: then like Smithy shades gray fucking the upper body strength
Speaker 1: is crazy, and you just gotta make sure they gotta
Speaker 1: burn that frame. They just gotta because good gotta be
Speaker 1: the functionality of your sex. You've talked about how you
Speaker 1: feel the upper part, right, What is getting head like
Speaker 1: for you? And and receiving and giving? What got I
Speaker 1: love herd. That was the first thing that I've ever gotten.
Speaker 1: So in the wheelchair, it doesn't it's no difference. It's
Speaker 1: like does your pussy? Does the feeling up your pussy
Speaker 1: change when you sit down? Sometimes? No, I'm talking about
Speaker 1: like physics, like do you feel a change when you
Speaker 1: sit down? Do you feel a changing your pussy? No? No,
Speaker 1: But I'm talking about penetration it changes. Yeah, But I'm
Speaker 1: talking about just getting head. So I'm sitting, I'm laying
Speaker 1: on a bed the same way you guys leary on
Speaker 1: the bed lift your legs up, so are you able
Speaker 1: to like this one, I can move a little bit
Speaker 1: when you're up and down, like or maybe when you're
Speaker 1: going to bed with someone and they normally I just
Speaker 1: put my leg on a nigger neck like this, you know,
Speaker 1: the shoulder right here, boom, and then I got his
Speaker 1: head like this. My mom like that. She said, Mom,
Speaker 1: but I'm gentle. I don't just be you know, I
Speaker 1: don't really modem. You know, I don't really because you've
Speaker 1: never seen the video when she was getting head with driving.
Speaker 1: So yeah, I don't really modem. I fucking you know
Speaker 1: our essensual seduction them him have you had? Let's see
Speaker 1: with New York. I walk ups, Okay, you're going to
Speaker 1: get some tick. I get carried. I know every house
Speaker 1: that I've lived in until um, these last two apartments
Speaker 1: that I've lived, I've been in a I've always I
Speaker 1: grew up in the house, so my parents. My parents
Speaker 1: ain't changed the house for me to move me. You
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying, Like we just they just carried
Speaker 1: me up. So any any ia do it? I deal
Speaker 1: with niggas that are Do you enjoy that when they
Speaker 1: carry to get carried? I feel like they enjoy it.
Speaker 1: I feel like it's something about a man having to
Speaker 1: do this for a woman that they love to feel
Speaker 1: needed and they like, maybe you're ashamed they're feeling like helpless,
Speaker 1: but I've feel like that's kind of I feel like
Speaker 1: a damsel in distressing. And when they throw you on
Speaker 1: the bed and we just like it fuck. But the
Speaker 1: only thing is, like you know with that, it's like
Speaker 1: I'm the type if I like, I want to go
Speaker 1: home after, like I wanna you know, like I thought,
Speaker 1: so now I was like, I gotta wait for you
Speaker 1: to wake up to you. But also if he carries
Speaker 1: you up the stairs, do you just be waiting on
Speaker 1: him to go down and get your chair and bring
Speaker 1: that up to Oh no, they they they bring the
Speaker 1: chair right after. Okay, so you just be killing um. Well,
Speaker 1: sometimes they leave it down. It depends on the set
Speaker 1: there setting up the room and shipped and how many
Speaker 1: flights and what it is. Because if you did feel
Speaker 1: bad making the person wait, she was small though she
Speaker 1: was a teenager, so I helped her up and then
Speaker 1: I went to get the chair. She was just chilling,
Speaker 1: like you know, people are so used to it because
Speaker 1: you're every day. I think we're the ones who are uncomfortable. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't. I don't mind asks for help.
Speaker 1: Do you feel that men have fetishized you a bit,
Speaker 1: like for the chair and when I just want to
Speaker 1: see what wheelchair pussy feels like. But I'm like, wheelchair
Speaker 1: it's just literally sitting pussy but you know, I've always
Speaker 1: been flexible, but I am way more flexible now. Like
Speaker 1: my head, like my legs, I literally can just chill
Speaker 1: with them on my head, no pain, Like I can
Speaker 1: chill with my legs on my head. So when I
Speaker 1: get sucked like that, like in the press tool, I
Speaker 1: get sucked in some crazy ways. I really get sucked.
Speaker 1: I've had and I've had sex in my wheelchair, like
Speaker 1: getting my head pounded on the oven while the nigga
Speaker 1: is just like my asses, Like I'm all the way
Speaker 1: down in the chair, like my asses this way right here,
Speaker 1: and he's just pounding the chair and then bang. I've
Speaker 1: had some crazy ship I sucked in an uber in
Speaker 1: a wheelchair, maybe Daddy Uber when they used to do
Speaker 1: shared Uber's, remember when they were doing shared lifts and Uber's.
Speaker 1: So how Corona started sow which we was in a
Speaker 1: bench spread that we weren't right in the back. He
Speaker 1: put me right in the back seat and we was
Speaker 1: back to the top head head fun, fun, real quick bobbing.
Speaker 1: Then the lady opened because we had to stop it.
Speaker 1: I guess we picked up somebody from the mall. So
Speaker 1: she opened the ship and I was like, wait, she
Speaker 1: saw y'all fucking yeah, but she still got in the
Speaker 1: act like she ain't seen the thing. I'm gonna be
Speaker 1: real with you. If regular people not saying you ain't
Speaker 1: regular news. You know off stand if two walk of
Speaker 1: people was sucking, I'd be like, these motherfuck's nasty? Did
Speaker 1: you we wheel chack? You feel like? And she didn't
Speaker 1: know I was in a wheelchair. The chair was folded up.
Speaker 1: She like, now he saw that. That the other reason
Speaker 1: one she didn't repelled your guy, guy, you got no legs.
Speaker 1: I ain't gonna have no We were so drunk we
Speaker 1: did not I swear to god, we did not care
Speaker 1: like I love having sex and crazy places. So I
Speaker 1: just got a text back, thank you very much. And
Speaker 1: I also want to make a note. This is how
Speaker 1: you know he's white. This was lover boy. You remember
Speaker 1: what did he say? One word blow job? He said,
Speaker 1: I'm flying right now. But that's not giving jobs ever.
Speaker 1: That's blow jobs ever? Yo, No, Lie, it must be
Speaker 1: because when I want to go see him, remember last
Speaker 1: year he flew me out. I made a joke about
Speaker 1: how he was like, oh, you should come and see
Speaker 1: me or whatever. I'm back in the States. I'm like
Speaker 1: you better do something for me, Like, but I'm different now.
Speaker 1: When I arrived it was new Gucci shoes like wrapped
Speaker 1: on the bed and shade. I was like, oh this
Speaker 1: is giving. I have a good pussy because you really
Speaker 1: was like how much need been? I think? Yeah that wait,
Speaker 1: how do you go? You got listening? Girl? I go high?
Speaker 1: I would, but the way did she lives might come
Speaker 1: out of these little shorts. So yeah, I'm gonna yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna just keep them to keep on touching the
Speaker 1: thas baby come you know. Okay, so we know now
Speaker 1: about the the fetishizing and ship like that. What positions
Speaker 1: are the hardest for you to do? Like I said,
Speaker 1: I used to love writing, so now it's like real
Speaker 1: be uncomfortable feeling because like I feel like to ride,
Speaker 1: you have to have a certain control, you know, a
Speaker 1: level of control, because that's like you really like as
Speaker 1: a woman, you're taking that gift you with a class
Speaker 1: from Taoming. Okay, Glamazon TIMEO me. We've had her on before,
Speaker 1: but she does these dick running classes. She came and
Speaker 1: did her one of our shows. But like and at
Speaker 1: the time we had her on years ago, I really
Speaker 1: didn't know how much she knew. But I did a
Speaker 1: class with my mom. My mom has to fucking replacement hips.
Speaker 1: It's like a fitness class, but she really knew if
Speaker 1: you have an olment, which way you could ride dick.
Speaker 1: Oh wow? And that shocked me that that will be
Speaker 1: the best conn that was in the world. June seventeal
Speaker 1: a dick riding class. Wow, because I think that if
Speaker 1: you had one, like I want to know, I'm definitely
Speaker 1: I'm serious. I want to try it. I think she
Speaker 1: can help you because I was shocked my mom could
Speaker 1: do it because I missed. I missed that feeling like
Speaker 1: I missed rodding. That's the only thing that I can
Speaker 1: that's the only thing that I can't. Really, I can't
Speaker 1: do it. But I'm not into it anymore because it's
Speaker 1: not I don't know how to do. I got to
Speaker 1: relearn it. But everything else is like elite. But that
Speaker 1: we gotta get you some pussy and a class from
Speaker 1: type Okay, so we don't got me some dicks and
Speaker 1: pussy in a roding class. All right, let's do this,
Speaker 1: I think. Lastly before we get into your homemail, though,
Speaker 1: I would want to know your craziest story since being
Speaker 1: in the chair, whether it's like threesome, two dudes wanting
Speaker 1: to fuck you, just anything crazy that had to do
Speaker 1: with the chair. My craziest story like sexus because the
Speaker 1: uber was pretty Actually yeah, Uber, that was it wasn't
Speaker 1: just the regular wasn't xcel wasn't like that. That's been
Speaker 1: said uberpool question. Have you ever squirted on the chair?
Speaker 1: Um on my chair? No, I don't. I don't like
Speaker 1: to squirt on my chickens. And I gotta clean. And
Speaker 1: you know that's why I don't do go to showers
Speaker 1: in my bed. You gotta put a tower like the
Speaker 1: tower I squirt, but we gotta put a town. You
Speaker 1: know you didn't get bad. You can change the sheets
Speaker 1: real quick. This I gotta go do mad extra with
Speaker 1: the cushion because you can't wash it how you would
Speaker 1: wash something regularly. So I like to keep it clean
Speaker 1: so you could smell good, because ain't nobody wanna be
Speaker 1: spelling no hot ask you know what I mean? No,
Speaker 1: no fucking piston like the fun but the nastiest the
Speaker 1: I don't know, freaky, I don't know. I've been my
Speaker 1: life wild. I've been freaky all my life. So it's
Speaker 1: like I don't know. Okay. Um, we was at this
Speaker 1: hotel and um it was for my birthday and we
Speaker 1: were we were down I think downtown, back into the
Speaker 1: city when father surprised me whatever. We were in the
Speaker 1: we were um in the window like in the hotel.
Speaker 1: He was like on the second or their floor, so
Speaker 1: you can see like I can literally see the floor
Speaker 1: like the outside people. And he just had me in
Speaker 1: the window, just sucking me like my face was on
Speaker 1: the one in my head it was hitting the window
Speaker 1: like everybody could see me, like everybody could see me.
Speaker 1: But that wasn't even the wildest one. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I think I did some crazy ship Okay, I got
Speaker 1: you that. When I can beat up this show, not
Speaker 1: get a bitch beat Um, I want to say, I
Speaker 1: don't know. I don't know. I do crazy things. I've
Speaker 1: had sex in the wheelchair so many different places. The hospital.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, okay, so when I was in labor. Let
Speaker 1: me tell y'all, Let me tell y'all, Let me tell y'all.
Speaker 1: Your baby got dimples, Yes he got, he got shut up,
Speaker 1: he got to that's house. But I got I got
Speaker 1: what you got. Your mama had you earlier if she
Speaker 1: only folded too. Yeah, she did seven team. My daddy
Speaker 1: was fifteen, and it was so we you were I
Speaker 1: needed to have I wanted to have my bag because
Speaker 1: I was getting big. That's the only thing in the chair.
Speaker 1: Like I was so like, I didn't gain any weight,
Speaker 1: It's just my stomach, some old stomach. So it's like
Speaker 1: my back is literally like this every five seconds. I
Speaker 1: got a fucking pe And imagine Pete and the Wilshair.
Speaker 1: It's not like you just run to the bathroom like
Speaker 1: every fucking I gotta get my big gass in the
Speaker 1: chair because I'm pregnant, waddling it, then go do this.
Speaker 1: So I'm just like, you know what. I begged him
Speaker 1: to induce me because my dudday is made thirty. If
Speaker 1: my son's supposed to be a Gemini, I'm a Gemini.
Speaker 1: His dad's a Gemini, So he was. I really wanted
Speaker 1: him to be a Gemini. We literally playing him to
Speaker 1: be a gym market. But I just couldn't take the
Speaker 1: weight anymore. So we get to hospital or whatever, and
Speaker 1: I called because I was I was like, yeah, I
Speaker 1: think I'm going into labor or whatever. So he comes,
Speaker 1: so I'm like, yo, I said, ya, he said, what
Speaker 1: the doctors are right there. I said, you gotta do
Speaker 1: it because it's gonna help me going to label whatever. No,
Speaker 1: that's because that's how that's how No, that's how I
Speaker 1: said it. That's how it sounds. That's how I said
Speaker 1: it to him because he's in the hospital. So that's
Speaker 1: that that's what's gonna help me. So he like, sure,
Speaker 1: I don't want to hurt you because I'm I got
Speaker 1: always machine. He hooked up to me and ship it.
Speaker 1: He's like, I said, just sucking do it. So we
Speaker 1: started sucking. Bitch, this nigga's going nut inside of me.
Speaker 1: Do you know that? They did a whole fucking um
Speaker 1: ship right after to check my service. I was like,
Speaker 1: and the doctor just looked at me like she she
Speaker 1: because she obviously knows she's a fucking o b g
Speaker 1: running and she just looked at me and then she
Speaker 1: was like, yeah, we'll we'll take you to the delivery room.
Speaker 1: You can just go get she I literally went into labor.
Speaker 1: So he literally, fucking do you think she was judging you?
Speaker 1: I didn't give a funk if she was. That was
Speaker 1: that was some amazing sex because you can't because I
Speaker 1: didn't wait the six weeks after sex. But I was
Speaker 1: thinking about, like Dan, what if I have to wait
Speaker 1: the six weeks. So I was talking, are you having
Speaker 1: contractions and did they feel better? Because they say when
Speaker 1: you're cramping, sex could help me. That was before I
Speaker 1: got into because there's different stages of labor. That was
Speaker 1: an active labor. I was dilated though, so they were
Speaker 1: getting ready. So once he did that, that's when I
Speaker 1: felt it. That's when I started feeling like, okay, contract
Speaker 1: like it just got crazy out of nowhere. I'm like,
Speaker 1: what the fund crazy? It's like the nut just looped
Speaker 1: it up in my baby, not looped so your baby
Speaker 1: came out and non night, I'm like, your baby went
Speaker 1: through the canal. No, I didn't have him for like
Speaker 1: another twenty six hours. So dried up. Okay, dried up.
Speaker 1: You know, they had they had to white they had
Speaker 1: to white me and down a little bit. I'm pretty
Speaker 1: sure when the doctor puts the specuum in and some
Speaker 1: of the ship came out right. But you know, either
Speaker 1: she was just looking at he was He's avideo looking shot.
Speaker 1: Don't tell me no more to ship. It was amazing
Speaker 1: for real, not the biggest when she up there tongueing
Speaker 1: her out. I thought about Juicy put that tongue through
Speaker 1: that whole girl. So, as y'all heard, my first favorite
Speaker 1: moment of the year came from episode two sixty six
Speaker 1: Coachy on Will's featuring French She who was absolutely amazing.
Speaker 1: And I picked this moment because we got to sit
Speaker 1: and speak with how someone has sex in a wheelchair? Um,
Speaker 1: and this to me definitely defines horrible decisions in the
Speaker 1: type of conversations we like to have with the various
Speaker 1: guests that come on the pot. And she was funny,
Speaker 1: she was real, and she had us motherfucking key Ki
Speaker 1: and the whole time. So episode two sixties six, if
Speaker 1: you haven't yet, make sure you go back and catch that. Okay,
Speaker 1: this next one a chem Woods. I found a chem Woods.
Speaker 1: There's someone else's podcast that was shooting at w TF
Speaker 1: Media and I was like, this is hilarious him gay, oh,
Speaker 1: we need to have him on the show. And this
Speaker 1: is one of my favorite stories I heard all year.
Speaker 1: Are you're sucking a straight friends yet? Nah? Yeah? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I sucked some dudes. This happened in Denver. Actually, I
Speaker 1: this dude, I was in Fort Collins. Last week, I headlining,
Speaker 1: headlining a bunch of shows, and I fu this dude
Speaker 1: and he and here's the thing that was, did you
Speaker 1: bet that headlining a bunch of shows? Some with times
Speaker 1: people like straight like straight dudes have the air quote. Okay,
Speaker 1: So I was hooking. I was looking up with dude
Speaker 1: and he was like he was telling me, like we
Speaker 1: were talking on grinding. He was like, hey, this is
Speaker 1: my first time. I've never I've never been with the
Speaker 1: guy before, my first time, blah blah blah blah. And
Speaker 1: I'm like, okay, whatever. And then we're having sex and
Speaker 1: he's giving me your blow job and it's the best
Speaker 1: blowdomemb of a guy in so the whole time like
Speaker 1: this nigga is a liar, Like I'm just think you
Speaker 1: like it. I don't. I mean, if I mean to win.
Speaker 1: I gave head for the very first time in my life.
Speaker 1: He said I was good too, and swear I did
Speaker 1: it before and I did it, so sometimes you do
Speaker 1: things with a passion, but this was like the type
Speaker 1: of this was like this was like a depth head
Speaker 1: like I've been se conditions off nineteen he never it
Speaker 1: was like going to the best ball like no, nigga,
Speaker 1: if this is your first time you should be teaching
Speaker 1: a class. What made it so good? Everything the spit ratio,
Speaker 1: the deep zote and everything everything about it was like
Speaker 1: you can a class ever, so something like you should
Speaker 1: teach a dick sucking class. Everest, get off the couch.
Speaker 1: It's like like and I was like the whole time,
Speaker 1: I was great, but I was also thinking, I can't
Speaker 1: believe he lied to me, Like why would he lie
Speaker 1: to me? Were you thinking that while you were thinking
Speaker 1: the whole time that he wanted in easy? No, No,
Speaker 1: I didn't end up. You just blew me. But the
Speaker 1: whole time I was like, this is great. You just
Speaker 1: can't be your verst time. Let's talk about a time
Speaker 1: that hasn't been so great. What's one of your worst
Speaker 1: This okay, this is one of my It was weird,
Speaker 1: so that's why it was bad, right said? I had
Speaker 1: and almost three sous. Now I've had to do some
Speaker 1: before because I'm an adult. But like I've had, this
Speaker 1: isn't the almost three So okay, so I'm a grinder.
Speaker 1: It's two o'clock in the morning. This is why I
Speaker 1: used to live in South Central. I live in South
Speaker 1: Central Los Angeles for four years in the hood, and
Speaker 1: this guy messages me on two It was like Tuesday
Speaker 1: at like two am, right, and he messaged me. He's like, hey,
Speaker 1: do you want to suck me and my husband? And
Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, it's Tuesday. I top on Tuesday to Tuesday.
Speaker 1: So he messaged me and he said, so he said,
Speaker 1: it's okay because you guys know on grinding you can
Speaker 1: send you a location because we're monsters. So he said,
Speaker 1: it's wild. But it's not that you don't have to
Speaker 1: exchange phone numbers exactly. You just send sending Okay. So
Speaker 1: we dropped his pen. It was like fifteen minutes away
Speaker 1: driving in South Central. It's two am. I'm I'm horny whatever,
Speaker 1: So I drive to his house. I get to his house.
Speaker 1: I have a dangerous life in the gay community. Yeah, like,
Speaker 1: you went to a stranger's house to him and his
Speaker 1: husband at two am without even having his number. Just me.
Speaker 1: I'm just trying, like I'm trying to get and I'm like,
Speaker 1: gets worse, I'll keep going. So I walk up to
Speaker 1: his house, I'm about to ring the doorbell and then
Speaker 1: this dude gets comes out of the shadows. He did
Speaker 1: keep going. He comes up of shadows. I'm like, oh, ship,
Speaker 1: it's Brent. His name was Brent and it's the break
Speaker 1: of that was that white dude. He comes out of
Speaker 1: the shadows. I'm like, oh, I was just about to
Speaker 1: knock on your door. This is I'm like, this is cool.
Speaker 1: Are we gonna going together? He's like, oh, this isn't
Speaker 1: my house. I'm like, oh okay. He's like nah, but
Speaker 1: this this is my U hawl. Wait. So he wanted
Speaker 1: you to fucking the U haul? Yeah, he met me outside.
Speaker 1: It's like, this is it's a bit like you. He
Speaker 1: dropped the pen. This is giving the nigga in London
Speaker 1: who was living sleeping in his car. He dropped the
Speaker 1: pin of just a random complex that he was around
Speaker 1: with his U hawl because the pin was where do
Speaker 1: you haul? Wait? Is tecond Wait a second? And so
Speaker 1: him and his husband We're gonna suck you in the
Speaker 1: back of the U haul truck. I'm sucking them. Oh
Speaker 1: you're sucking, he said, don't getting sucked up and keep going.
Speaker 1: So what happened is so I'm horning. It's a big U.
Speaker 1: I don't be honest with you. I don't know if
Speaker 1: it had been to at this point, it depending on
Speaker 1: if they was fine and fine he was fine. I
Speaker 1: didn't see the husband yet. So he walked into the
Speaker 1: U haul. He opened the door because he's a gentleman.
Speaker 1: And in the back of the U haul there's an
Speaker 1: air mattress or I don't know if it's air mattres,
Speaker 1: but there's a mattress. Clearly you just don't care about mattress.
Speaker 1: And before you judge me, there was also a headboard.
Speaker 1: So already they'll do a better than it's a big
Speaker 1: U because they were moving U haul, maybe they were
Speaker 1: breaking up, and he was like, let's get one last
Speaker 1: keep going. So I walked into the mattress. There's a headboard,
Speaker 1: There's there's a chair in the corner. It's a studio
Speaker 1: apartment at this point, like, there's a chair in the
Speaker 1: corner in the corner. I kid you not. This is
Speaker 1: the part that you can stand up. This is the yeah,
Speaker 1: this is the part. This is the part that I
Speaker 1: can't understand. There's a lamp in the corner and it's on,
Speaker 1: and like I don't understand how, but it was in
Speaker 1: the corner on. I'm like, what the fuck? Or it
Speaker 1: could have been like one of those, it could have
Speaker 1: been girl. They still be plugging, right, so the you
Speaker 1: so the lights on. There's the chair, right, So he's
Speaker 1: sitting on the chair. When I walked into the U haul,
Speaker 1: his his his boyfriend or husband, I don't know the stats.
Speaker 1: The metal status was in a jockstrap like like type. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was pretty hot. So I walk in and he
Speaker 1: closes the U haul and in my head I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: no murder, But like in my dick, I'm like, this
Speaker 1: is gonna be so much fun. So like I still,
Speaker 1: so I started sucking the dude husband and he has
Speaker 1: the thing that it didn't shake that much because it
Speaker 1: was it was like a really big but it was moving.
Speaker 1: But he was why I think I was cheated because
Speaker 1: it wasn't. Because that's why I say it was an
Speaker 1: almost verysome right because like when you do with three someome,
Speaker 1: the best part is you get two of the things
Speaker 1: that you like, Like you get two dicks, two asses
Speaker 1: to ty for tities, you get double with the things.
Speaker 1: So I'm sucking this dude and the whole time his husband,
Speaker 1: oh boyfriend just sitting there watching exactly. But that's not
Speaker 1: what what I signed up for. I signed up for threes.
Speaker 1: I'm all about sucking some dude husband in front of you.
Speaker 1: That's cool on whatever. I don't kick stream, but I
Speaker 1: just signed up for that. I signed up for threesome. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So the whole time I'm sucking this dude, I'm just
Speaker 1: looking at him and like, are you gonna tag in
Speaker 1: or we're gonna or we're gonna switch? Am I gonna
Speaker 1: at least jagging off? Because then technically that's like, Oh,
Speaker 1: he was sitting there. You could see that he had
Speaker 1: a heart on because he had like gym shorts on
Speaker 1: or whatever. But he was just sitting there watching as
Speaker 1: I sucked this dude husband, and I'm like, are you
Speaker 1: gonna sub in? Like, what the funk are we? Why? Why?
Speaker 1: And he never just why? I sucked. My came and
Speaker 1: I left. But here's the thing that's wild. After I left. No, no,
Speaker 1: first time I was gonna say that, there's nothing. Here's
Speaker 1: the thing that's wild. You're already in the wild. Okay.
Speaker 1: They drove off. They didn't live in the area. They
Speaker 1: just went to south side of the to find some
Speaker 1: black dud. The his white which I'm like, I'm all
Speaker 1: about racist if I get the white dudes for vengeance.
Speaker 1: But it was they went to South Central to find
Speaker 1: a black dude to his white husband that that is
Speaker 1: the wild part. At least they had a place they had. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that was they went to South Central because they know
Speaker 1: south Central black. They drove, they drove the off Where
Speaker 1: do you think we can get a black guy? Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's a percent what it was. They didn't live anywhere
Speaker 1: in Southing at least a good department complex. They chose
Speaker 1: it was South Central. It wasn't. It wasn't want more
Speaker 1: dangerous parts that they could have picked, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean. So it was safer in that sense, but
Speaker 1: it wasn't by any means nice. Wasn't like it was
Speaker 1: south Central Central Shade, but it's still was a hood.
Speaker 1: I had to drive to the South Center were recently
Speaker 1: to get weed after midnight because the story is closed
Speaker 1: and I was on my period so I really needed
Speaker 1: and I was I'm on my way there. I'm telling
Speaker 1: a friend in l A where I'm going. She was like, bitch,
Speaker 1: ain't gonna kill you. Oh you had a test lot
Speaker 1: role like for the m and she was like, heyly
Speaker 1: need some essential do you I mean, where in l
Speaker 1: A do you live in? Okay, you're shut up. I
Speaker 1: lived in South Central. I still have an apartment there,
Speaker 1: but my lease is up next month, so I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna resign. But wait, so I ain't gonna hold you.
Speaker 1: Would you fucking nigga in a U haul? If I
Speaker 1: already fun? If I'm like, if he's fine as hell?
Speaker 1: So I don't do anonymous sex. But I know that's
Speaker 1: some gay ship shape. Oh yeah, gay people do all time,
Speaker 1: but but mainly because of safety being on the d
Speaker 1: L whatever like ship happens, right, but um sex is
Speaker 1: more dangerous for women anyway, Right, Okay, there's a few scenarios.
Speaker 1: Let's say I'm already sucking you and we're in the
Speaker 1: U haul. Yes, let's say helping you move, helping him move?
Speaker 1: Whatever I'd give I w was sucking a U haul?
Speaker 1: Wasn't that bad? That wasn't it? And didn't they get hot?
Speaker 1: Because I was going to be a lot of the way.
Speaker 1: It was like a crack. So then people could have
Speaker 1: walked by and heard jall moaning and in theory, yes,
Speaker 1: but it's two am in the hood and y'all kept
Speaker 1: a U haul cracked because the other options suffocating, but
Speaker 1: it would be hot as if you didn't keep it crack,
Speaker 1: so you had to have an it's giving asphysiation. Now
Speaker 1: my next pick comes from, of course, a solo episode,
Speaker 1: because that's how Horrible Decisions pretty much started. We THEE
Speaker 1: and I reading kinks of the week, um, diving into
Speaker 1: fetishes and kinks we had no clue about, but also
Speaker 1: sharing our own sexual journey and did shear I've shared
Speaker 1: a story about going on a much needed vacation to
Speaker 1: take a break where I ended up unicorning on vaca.
Speaker 1: That's right, that's the title of this episode. Episode two
Speaker 1: seventies six is another favorite moment that I had from
Speaker 1: two Check it out here. What was the last? Too
Speaker 1: hard on? Y'all? Oh no, not even too hard. I
Speaker 1: actually want to share on the pod the way things
Speaker 1: change over time. Right, like we said earlier, take us
Speaker 1: to Well, we'll get to that part, but I do
Speaker 1: want to share that I experienced my first orgasm through
Speaker 1: head in Mexico. Wait, why can't we get there? Now,
Speaker 1: we'll get there, But I want to share because you
Speaker 1: were talking about head and I know I've said on
Speaker 1: this pod that I'm good on head. I don't really
Speaker 1: like it, don't really need it. I'm good. My ex
Speaker 1: was great in head, but never came from the head.
Speaker 1: This bitch had me. Let's start from the beginning. Guys,
Speaker 1: I know you're wondering how he got here. So no,
Speaker 1: oh no, no, no, no, she wasn't Mexican. You know,
Speaker 1: she found a tories. Definitely a toy, not always the
Speaker 1: type of people. So y'all know, last week we took
Speaker 1: a break, and in doing so, this week's horrible decision.
Speaker 1: I'm sharing how I became a unicorn in Mexico. So
Speaker 1: I went to Mexico last week and ended up. Um.
Speaker 1: I was like, you know, I'm going by myself, so
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do some white people ship. Every time I traveled,
Speaker 1: none of my friends want to swim with well sharks.
Speaker 1: So I'm like, with well sharks. That's right, well sharks,
Speaker 1: And here's the problem. Here's the problem. Right, I thought
Speaker 1: they were more wells than sharks. Boy was I wrong.
Speaker 1: Definitely more on the shark side. So I was like,
Speaker 1: what the fun? So I go on this tour by myself.
Speaker 1: I was a little upset because they put me on
Speaker 1: his boat. You put on the gas saying thing. No, oh, no, bitch,
Speaker 1: I was went up there. I mean the oxygen, the
Speaker 1: school bullshit. No, no, you know what I'm getting. No,
Speaker 1: it wasn't where you hold. It wasn't snorkeling. It wasn't.
Speaker 1: I mean, it wasn't. It wasn't school diving. Yeah. So
Speaker 1: I was a little annoyed because they put me on
Speaker 1: his boat. Everybody spoke Spanish, so the tour guys saying
Speaker 1: everything in Spanish, so I don't know what the funck
Speaker 1: and He's just like, you could get around, right, I
Speaker 1: mean pretty much. I guess that's that's what he thought.
Speaker 1: I was back, mind you. It was. It was an
Speaker 1: early as vote, early as boat ride, and the only
Speaker 1: thing that I caught that he said in Spanish was
Speaker 1: servesta And I said, oh, can I get one of
Speaker 1: them things down? And it was like seven thirty in
Speaker 1: the morning, and he was like you sure, and I
Speaker 1: was like, yes, niggas, I'll take a servesta. That's what
Speaker 1: you said. It's on the boat, right. They got heard
Speaker 1: that word, so went to the back of the boat.
Speaker 1: I was probably saying this quest I've been We're supposed
Speaker 1: to be for lunch for show. I said, not niggas,
Speaker 1: I want one now. So we go forty five minutes
Speaker 1: out into the ocean, and he's like, we're in their habitat,
Speaker 1: so we may see one, we may see many. Bitch.
Speaker 1: We go on a day where there's fucking many. There's
Speaker 1: like over twenty full sharks, all these boats. So you
Speaker 1: see all the boats. So I'm seeing how this ship
Speaker 1: takes place. And I said, oh, bitch, I'm really being
Speaker 1: white here. So what you do is the boat goes
Speaker 1: to where they see a shark, right, a well shark.
Speaker 1: I thought, the god, that's what I swam with. Yo.
Speaker 1: Look at this. Oh yeah, their mouths are wide open.
Speaker 1: Google a fucking well shark, my nigga, No, no, no,
Speaker 1: they can see it. Nuts. I swim with this. I
Speaker 1: swim with bitch. I got a video swimming with that
Speaker 1: bro that could fit eat Mandy in his well. Don't
Speaker 1: do that a lot of people can fit me in
Speaker 1: their mouths. Okay, So what are you gonna call? You
Speaker 1: have nicknames for your couple? Um, look at there? Maybe possibly,
Speaker 1: I don't know if where do they live? This? They
Speaker 1: live here? That's why I'm like, oh me, look at
Speaker 1: me swimming with a well shark. Look dash it. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Then I got yeah, Then I got too closet. Mandy
Speaker 1: s Mandy, you I'm swimming like you're not from Florida.
Speaker 1: What the first off, the water was going to my
Speaker 1: mouth from a little tube ship. I'm about to I'm
Speaker 1: about to explain that sound like ray j I had
Speaker 1: a baby in my hand. I'm about to explain the shoot. Okay,
Speaker 1: these motherfucker's move fast like sharks. That's why I said.
Speaker 1: I thought they was just gonna be a little fat
Speaker 1: ass whales. They just sat there and I got to
Speaker 1: hop in. No bitch, you gotta jump off the boat
Speaker 1: and then swim to catch them niggas. Then I'm trying
Speaker 1: to sit here and pose for the camera. Guy underneath
Speaker 1: the water, so I'm trying to look at him. Then
Speaker 1: I look this big ass ship behind me. Then I
Speaker 1: fucking freak out like funck. This ship is big. Actually
Speaker 1: about a second jump, I said, I'm good, Um, we
Speaker 1: can just go back into the boat. You got it right,
Speaker 1: you got the video. Great. The second part of the tour,
Speaker 1: we go to East La Mouheaders. This is where we
Speaker 1: have a bunch. This is like that means island of women.
Speaker 1: It's amazing. It's amazing. Um. So we go to East
Speaker 1: Lads and the water is just like fucking beautiful. So
Speaker 1: we pull up. The tour guy is like, all right,
Speaker 1: we got forty minutes here. Don't go far from the boat.
Speaker 1: Alexa Nick the nigga said, So, I will be back,
Speaker 1: but there's a t key. I need a drink because
Speaker 1: all they had on the boat with se Vestla. So
Speaker 1: I said, nigga, I need tequila, nigga. So while we're
Speaker 1: pulling up and there the anchor got a problem. I mean,
Speaker 1: it was seven thirty, I said, by this time, it
Speaker 1: was sucking eleven, bitch, it was eleven. It was eleven.
Speaker 1: But by this time, I'm like, I need to real
Speaker 1: drink a bits, swam with sharks. I'm fucking hot, I'm
Speaker 1: feeling myself. So as we're pulling up, the anchor is
Speaker 1: being dropped. I looked to the beach and there's just
Speaker 1: this tall, tall black man with a beard and it's
Speaker 1: a little short, thick ass woman. Oh bitch, fine, First off,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna show you her body, Okay, get into the faces.
Speaker 1: So I saw them from across the water. That's that's
Speaker 1: that's the back of her body. We're gonna I'm gonna
Speaker 1: show you later. Because as I'm describing, I was just like,
Speaker 1: how did this happen? And by the way, take notes
Speaker 1: for anyone looking to be a unicorner joining as a
Speaker 1: third or get a third. So I go to the
Speaker 1: tiki bar. They happened to be there ordering drinks. So
Speaker 1: I'm just like, okay, you did not order. I didn't speak,
Speaker 1: I didn't say nothing. I didn't say nothing. But I'm
Speaker 1: looking and I'm like, okay, now I'm seeing them up close,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, and they look good. They kind of
Speaker 1: looked like what me and my ex look like. This
Speaker 1: is good. This is a good little couple. Okay, So
Speaker 1: they leave the bar. This is damn fine. So they
Speaker 1: leave the bar and I get my drink. His body
Speaker 1: I don't like super fit niggas, but he's biggs big,
Speaker 1: he's like my he's like my ex, what a whole
Speaker 1: beerd He's fine six five. He's Haitians, bitch, No, he's
Speaker 1: Haitian and I love I know. So I get my
Speaker 1: I get my drink, and because I just felt like
Speaker 1: fuck it, I'm here by myself, I say, no, you Mexico,
Speaker 1: give me three shots of tequila please, And so I
Speaker 1: get the three shots of tequila. They're setting up a
Speaker 1: towel and already in the water. So here I go
Speaker 1: with my little short ask, got my drink in one hand,
Speaker 1: three shots in up, walking on down to the beach
Speaker 1: like this. Get to the beach and I'm like, hey, guys,
Speaker 1: I bought you all a drink because mind you. As
Speaker 1: they left the bar, I said to the woman, I said,
Speaker 1: I just gotta tell you, you are so beautiful. She said, Mommy,
Speaker 1: I saw you walking up. You are so beautiful. Now, Tommy, Mommy,
Speaker 1: she's Dominican. Okay, oh yeah. So I went and got
Speaker 1: them a shot. Come to find out they're celebrating a birthday.
Speaker 1: They're married, and I'm just sitting hanging with them in
Speaker 1: the water, and so we're just talking. It's going great.
Speaker 1: We're talking about how they met, We're talking about the island,
Speaker 1: we're talking about the water, We're talking about how my
Speaker 1: fucking all inclusive resort food was shitty. And so we're
Speaker 1: just talking and I'm like, damn, I gotta go back
Speaker 1: to the boat. So they're like, okay, come up, let's
Speaker 1: exchange numbers. I said, I would love to bring you
Speaker 1: around New York. I know these clubs that are great.
Speaker 1: This is within fucking where they're staying on the island. Yes, so, which,
Speaker 1: by the way, it's not that easy to get too
Speaker 1: it is bro oh no. As soon as they told
Speaker 1: me I could take a ferry back to Can't Coo,
Speaker 1: that's when I was like, well, let's exchange numbers. Exchange numbers.
Speaker 1: And they were like, dang, we really wish you could
Speaker 1: stay with us. I said, wait, I said, you know what, Actually,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be right back. Let me go to my boat.
Speaker 1: Is the Uh if I could just tell them I'm
Speaker 1: staying here, and I went to the boat, I said, yes,
Speaker 1: So I met this couple. Uh. I swear to God,
Speaker 1: I said, y'all don't have to ring you back to
Speaker 1: my hotel. I'm just gonna stay here. They told me
Speaker 1: it was only twenty twenty minute ferry back to Can't Cool, right,
Speaker 1: But the point is there's a ferry, there's a fairy
Speaker 1: that I could get back to Can't Cool. So I
Speaker 1: come back. I said, guys, I'm with you all for
Speaker 1: the day. So we literally beach club hop through the day,
Speaker 1: literally all through drinks, mind you, Before I even went
Speaker 1: to the boat. He went back to the bar, brought
Speaker 1: more shots. She was like, what are you drinking? Maybe
Speaker 1: get her whatever she's drinking. They were just also just
Speaker 1: really accommodating. So we go to when we go to
Speaker 1: exchange numbers. Wait, you're getting me out of my order here.
Speaker 1: They were very accommodate before when I went to exchange
Speaker 1: numbers with them, though, I made sure to let them know.
Speaker 1: So I do this, she has to get my number, sir,
Speaker 1: no offenses, all goes through her. If she wants me
Speaker 1: to stay, I'll stay if she wants me. Like, I
Speaker 1: literally put all of the all of the power. Had
Speaker 1: they been how long they've been together, they've been together.
Speaker 1: I don't want to get to much of details about
Speaker 1: their relationship, but just just shy of a decade and
Speaker 1: they've been married for almost two years. Okay, had they
Speaker 1: done this before? They've never had a threesome, never had another,
Speaker 1: like she's it. Literally literally we're walking the beach, were drinking,
Speaker 1: we're fucking beach club hopping, and so as we're in
Speaker 1: the water, we start talking about their threesome experience, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, he's never had one in his life, she's
Speaker 1: had one but with the only woman, and they've talked
Speaker 1: about having it together, but it just they never even
Speaker 1: knew how it would happen. Well, you're with a pro.
Speaker 1: So I agree to have dinner with them. This is
Speaker 1: before I even thought I was gonna stay. Bitch. We're
Speaker 1: the She's like, oh, mommy, we're like the same size.
Speaker 1: I got some clothes for you, bitch. She started giving
Speaker 1: me clothes to wear for dinner and everything. Oh god,
Speaker 1: we got my fair Mandy. Literally, So we get back,
Speaker 1: we get back to the hotel. This is where it
Speaker 1: gets popping. So we get back to the honey. No,
Speaker 1: we were all showering and getting dressed for dinner. So
Speaker 1: uh by this time, it's like the evening sun is
Speaker 1: going down. So we're like, well, let's go back and
Speaker 1: shower and get dressed and go out to dinner. So
Speaker 1: we go back to the hotel room and and they
Speaker 1: start just accommodating. She's pulling out a dress that I
Speaker 1: can wear. He's getting me a towel I can't, And
Speaker 1: so I'm like, I gotta get a shot, I gotta
Speaker 1: get in a shower. I've been swimming with sharks all day,
Speaker 1: so I go to get in the shower. She goes
Speaker 1: to give me the towel that he just handed her.
Speaker 1: You can't, I say, you're not gonna get in with me?
Speaker 1: Not many just clipped her. None having it. I said,
Speaker 1: you're not gonna get in with me. So she comes
Speaker 1: to get in and you can see him kind of
Speaker 1: peek around the corner, and I'm like, you can join
Speaker 1: us too, So we get in the goddamn shower. Next thing,
Speaker 1: you know, and very accommodating. She gives me these because
Speaker 1: she gives me this like shampoo, and I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: she was like, don't worry, it's for color protection. And
Speaker 1: so she hadn't even all the things for me, and
Speaker 1: I was like, So she goes to start washing my
Speaker 1: hair and then he comes in and starts washing my body.
Speaker 1: And then she goes to start jacking his dick off,
Speaker 1: and then I'm like, can I suck it? So I
Speaker 1: gotta stuck His dip was massive? How massive? I said,
Speaker 1: this looks like you got the old I literally was like,
Speaker 1: this ship big. It's a big old thing. I just
Speaker 1: I'll be so and so literally we're in, we're in
Speaker 1: the shower. I go to suck his dick. Then I
Speaker 1: got to eat her pussy, then she suck in my
Speaker 1: nipples and it just becomes a lot to where then
Speaker 1: we take it to the bed and you could tell
Speaker 1: it was so funny because you could tell it was
Speaker 1: also their first time because she got really nervous. And
Speaker 1: it's crazy because this is because she she started saying,
Speaker 1: we don't do this often, mommy, we're clean, like I
Speaker 1: don't have cons well, no, no, no, he got but
Speaker 1: she just wanted just in case I think they were
Speaker 1: planning on something happening. It was I don't want to
Speaker 1: say his name, birthday for the for the trip, but
Speaker 1: his age. But this is what you're you're jumping ahead
Speaker 1: because literally as that's the fun part of the After
Speaker 1: this was probably the threesome, he literally got up and
Speaker 1: was like is this inception? Is this? He's like, did
Speaker 1: you plan this? Like so he's asking now his wife,
Speaker 1: how did this happen? Did you plan it? Did y'all
Speaker 1: know each other before? So then because they had they
Speaker 1: literally he's like, you don't understand how many times we've
Speaker 1: talked about scenarios of threesomes and how it would happen
Speaker 1: or where it would wait. This is before you guys know,
Speaker 1: this is right after he gets up and cannot believe
Speaker 1: that he's just experienced his first threesomes, like literally cannot
Speaker 1: believe it. Gets up like literally, I wish I could
Speaker 1: like show y'all. He gets up hold on, He's literally
Speaker 1: up hold on. He's like like holding his dick, holding
Speaker 1: his dick, walking around the circles, like, yo, did that
Speaker 1: just happen? Yo? Like y'all didn't set this up. He
Speaker 1: wasn't such like he was like just thank you, like
Speaker 1: he was in shock. Bro. Bro the nigga grown and
Speaker 1: he was like wow because it was fun. She was sexy.
Speaker 1: He's at your best, not my best, because I'd be
Speaker 1: bringing my niggas in and I'll be bringing the hot.
Speaker 1: What do you think your best? Was my best? Three
Speaker 1: semine goals. I've had too many now they'd be good,
Speaker 1: they'd be good, they'd be good. Like literally, I just
Speaker 1: had lunch with my home girl and she sucked and
Speaker 1: she sucked me in my ex and we were both
Speaker 1: talking about the difference between them, like in terms of
Speaker 1: like dick size, sensuality, looks, and so who would she say?
Speaker 1: My ex did a lot more things and it was
Speaker 1: great like he he goes massages, eats, as does all
Speaker 1: the things. Seven That Dick is that Dick is the devil. Really,
Speaker 1: that Dick is the devil. Man. Do you know it's crazy?
Speaker 1: I to him maybe like a month ago or so,
Speaker 1: and notice like okay, And I was like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: like I thought about it again. That didn't you hear
Speaker 1: about sex from someone? You look at them longer, like looking,
Speaker 1: and I was like, does he have that Dick is
Speaker 1: the yeah, like the devil um. But yeah, So we
Speaker 1: end up um literally like having sex. Heath in shock.
Speaker 1: We all get dressed, We go to dinner. She took
Speaker 1: one too many shots. By dinner she was lit. We
Speaker 1: come back to the room. We're like, we're just gonna
Speaker 1: take a nap because then there was a party going
Speaker 1: on so we wanted the club. We come back to
Speaker 1: the room and we all take a nap. Bitch. We
Speaker 1: wake up at one am, like fuck. The island closes
Speaker 1: it too, so we're like, fuck, there's a Jacuzi on
Speaker 1: their terrace. They got a Jacuzy in her, so we
Speaker 1: got to start filling that ship up. I didn't even
Speaker 1: make it to the Jacuzy to fill up. We got
Speaker 1: right back in bed. We started watching Oh God, some
Speaker 1: shot on Netflix that is so good. It's with these
Speaker 1: badass kids. It's like super Bad or something. It was
Speaker 1: so good. And then I lean over and I started
Speaker 1: just stuck. What is it called. No, it's with these
Speaker 1: kids that like are trying to get Molly for like
Speaker 1: a helicopter or some It's great. That's what I want.
Speaker 1: It's great. It's great. So we're laying watching this movie.
Speaker 1: I roll over, I start massaging it's it's licking her
Speaker 1: nipples and then I just got to start eating her out.
Speaker 1: Then here we go. We we fucking again. So he
Speaker 1: goes to fuck her. We didn't suck this second time.
Speaker 1: He goes to fuck her and she's just eating the
Speaker 1: funk out my pussy. Wait, now, has she been with
Speaker 1: women before? Yeah? I said she had a three soome
Speaker 1: with two women. Okay, she ate my fucking pussy like
Speaker 1: I've never had. Maybe I was I don't know. Maybe
Speaker 1: it was just sexy seeing him fuck her and or
Speaker 1: even just him watching her eat my pussy. She ate
Speaker 1: my pussy so like I'm remembering kind of funny, literally,
Speaker 1: and I can't eat pussy good getting fun They were
Speaker 1: quiet fuckers. So all you heard was me just uh oh,
Speaker 1: like she was eating my place. So we're literally don't
Speaker 1: believe all you heard was me moaning. I was like,
Speaker 1: god damned. And at one point I just started and
Speaker 1: I can't. And you know, when you listen to like
Speaker 1: a stifling talking about bro I don't know. I could
Speaker 1: listen to Manny talk about sex the way she ate
Speaker 1: my plissy dog. I like felt like I just got
Speaker 1: done running. I came to the hardtch I was breathing
Speaker 1: heavy whoa, So my heart was from being etail while
Speaker 1: someone else is getting I don't know why that. I
Speaker 1: think that lets you know how visual you arecause you
Speaker 1: said that ship it was You're like, I need to
Speaker 1: see this. And then he literally got he got up
Speaker 1: again and was like, y'all sure, y'all didn't y'all y'all
Speaker 1: don't know each other, y'all didn't plan this because it
Speaker 1: just worked out so good. And then they were like,
Speaker 1: well you could stay. We're touring the island tomorrow. You
Speaker 1: would let to keep you And I was like, keep you,
Speaker 1: keep your hair, that keep you cats, And I was like, okay,
Speaker 1: so why when did you go back to the room.
Speaker 1: Did you ever get. I didn't go back until the
Speaker 1: next night, and I only went back the next night
Speaker 1: because yes, I realized I didn't. I was literally wearing
Speaker 1: her clothes for two days. So I was like, bro,
Speaker 1: I don't want to I don't want to take all
Speaker 1: your clothes here. When I gave the Cuban escort my clothes,
Speaker 1: do you all remember that? I think? And I was like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: let me just give because they you know he was anyway, well, no,
Speaker 1: I gave her her somefing like when I love because
Speaker 1: I had my bathing suit steel from the sword. But yeah,
Speaker 1: so she was like dressing me the whole time, and
Speaker 1: um yeah. And then I toured with them the whole
Speaker 1: next day. It was great. He covered all the drinks,
Speaker 1: he covered the food. He's like whatever you need, Like,
Speaker 1: let's like I felt like I was literally their girlfriend
Speaker 1: like the whole time towards So they happened to live
Speaker 1: in the state of New York, so I'm like, they
Speaker 1: want to up again. Yeah, we were thinking Jamaica or
Speaker 1: going back to eastla or I'm like, I'll come up
Speaker 1: state and maybe we do whatever they do upstate. I
Speaker 1: don't know what the fun is up state fucking and
Speaker 1: see trees and there's that's where the trees are in
Speaker 1: New York because none really they have hit um separately,
Speaker 1: I believe, not together, okay, but grown like grown kids.
Speaker 1: So they're very attractive fine, and I'm just like, how
Speaker 1: the fund did I fall into this? Mind you? I
Speaker 1: was sitting next to another couple on the flight, Dominican couple,
Speaker 1: and the nigga was so fine. I was like, I
Speaker 1: felt like I felt like we actually fun before. But
Speaker 1: then when he told me what he did for a living,
Speaker 1: I was like, nah, you know, I thought he was
Speaker 1: his personal trainer. I looked the same ballhead, salt and pepper.
Speaker 1: I'm like, damn, I really got a tight but um yeah.
Speaker 1: I ended up talking to them the whole flight because
Speaker 1: Delta must have thought we were traveling together. They were
Speaker 1: on my flight to Mexico and my flight back, so
Speaker 1: we sat next to each other. Girl, it's just a
Speaker 1: weekend flight. I no, no, I left on a fucking Wednesday,
Speaker 1: the Wednesday to Saturday. It was like the Delta we
Speaker 1: thought we were together. I said, this Delta, but it
Speaker 1: was but it was all travel dates. I'm like, you know,
Speaker 1: but here's the mistake. I made too. I'm like, it's
Speaker 1: the weekend after the fourth nigga's got jobs, it's gonna
Speaker 1: be light, it's the wind. It's a Wednesday. No one's
Speaker 1: gonna be in Mexico, which no one has a job anymore,
Speaker 1: not many. It's summer and people go for the lower
Speaker 1: like not everybody likes the hype weekend. Early everyone was
Speaker 1: there for weddings, bachelor parties like. It was groups of people,
Speaker 1: anniversary parties. It was groups of people. And then my
Speaker 1: dumbass was like, well I don't want to see no kids,
Speaker 1: so let me stay at an adult only, all inclusive resort.
Speaker 1: How are those hamburg and awful? But outside of that,
Speaker 1: everybody was fucking taking shots and twerking. I say that
Speaker 1: the world too. Everyone was taking shots and tworking and
Speaker 1: doing this and doing that to where. Then this nigga
Speaker 1: met me. He was from the Carolina's. He met me
Speaker 1: and I'm like, I really don't want to join you
Speaker 1: in party. I'm not looking to party him like, I
Speaker 1: brought books three you know. He was like, so you
Speaker 1: came to Mexico to be lame. I said, actually I
Speaker 1: came here to be lame. Um, never open a book though,
Speaker 1: um bitch, because I stayed with the couple for two
Speaker 1: days and now I think I really want to be
Speaker 1: a unicorn to this couple. I know why I enjoyed
Speaker 1: sex from both and talk about this all the time
Speaker 1: with me, and she would always be like I get
Speaker 1: to feel love and like, yeah, cuddling. He was paying
Speaker 1: for everything. I said, Oh, this is easy, and she
Speaker 1: eat good pussy and she fine, she is the one
Speaker 1: who drew me in first. And you gotta niggle with
Speaker 1: a big old dick what like? Honestly, guys, I need
Speaker 1: to chat now. I am this blessed. Actually, I've just
Speaker 1: been talking to her. I've just been talking to her,
Speaker 1: so we'll plan when I go. So you told me
Speaker 1: you have a sex podcast. Oh yeah, I told them
Speaker 1: to say, y'all know I'm gonna talk about this. I
Speaker 1: ain't gonna get too much. You have some pretty pussy, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I like, just so you know, I'm gonna gonna talk
Speaker 1: about it on one of my pots. But yeah, like
Speaker 1: so that's cute. So that's cute. This episode and Cucci
Speaker 1: on Wheels being some of my favorite for the year
Speaker 1: is so wild because it really shows you that we
Speaker 1: ain't sucking able list you Okay, we want to tea
Speaker 1: whether you got two arms or what? Enjoy this episode
Speaker 1: by on bit feature in Dana, I want to talk
Speaker 1: about fetishize fetisization because you're I'm assuming somebody that would
Speaker 1: show their arm or your hand on a dating app. Yes,
Speaker 1: what's some of the weird ship people have said? And
Speaker 1: do you feel like they wanted to go out on
Speaker 1: a date with you or you because of your own
Speaker 1: mostly men? Like I feel like that doesn't happen as
Speaker 1: frequently with women. But like when I was younger and
Speaker 1: I had dating apps like Set to Men, it was
Speaker 1: always like the fucking nastiest ship, Like, what the fund
Speaker 1: is wrong with you? What? What was the craziest thing
Speaker 1: someone said that they wanted you to do with your
Speaker 1: arm to them? Just well, you know what that was?
Speaker 1: A woman was at the Dinah Shore. It's like the
Speaker 1: biggest lesbian pool party. I think, like in the world.
Speaker 1: What's it called? Did the Dinah Shore? We should all
Speaker 1: go back Dina Dinah the golf bitch and then like
Speaker 1: Dina short like she's a person, and then like all
Speaker 1: the lesbians like started going to play golf, so they
Speaker 1: named it. Yeah, but there's crave. I think it's like, yeah, um,
Speaker 1: I'll go to either one. I just love being in
Speaker 1: pomp strings with dikes. But so um, I'm just like
Speaker 1: and I was working because I worked for a lesbian magazine.
Speaker 1: I'm the managing editor of Going magazine. So I was
Speaker 1: like standing behind me a little booth and um like
Speaker 1: promoting the magazine. And she walks up to me just
Speaker 1: and she was a black stude. She was super hot,
Speaker 1: but just completely fucking dead ass, like no sense of
Speaker 1: like irone e funny. She just goes like she's like, yo,
Speaker 1: can you funk me? With that robot arm and stickless
Speaker 1: fingers at my pussy. And I was like but just
Speaker 1: like no, just no cut and like a full mask
Speaker 1: stuff like might as well have had top surgery. Like
Speaker 1: like I like, I was just like coming am, I
Speaker 1: no know, like I I do well in these situations,
Speaker 1: but I was just so taken it back. And I
Speaker 1: was also like literally working. I have my stupid little
Speaker 1: name tag on like read Go magazine, and I was
Speaker 1: like maybe later later that was in person and then
Speaker 1: just on dating apps that always the men that want
Speaker 1: pictures of the stump that interesting. So like this, I mean,
Speaker 1: well that is actually a kink. And I think we've
Speaker 1: talked about it. It was um where amputees? Uh so,
Speaker 1: I mean you were born the way you were born,
Speaker 1: but I'm still considered an ampute are Yeah, congenital amputee.
Speaker 1: A lot of people think that means stop right now,
Speaker 1: so they just think that you're missing a whole vagina. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm like, why do you got to call a congenital
Speaker 1: It would be like a Barbie post does that mean? So?
Speaker 1: Congenital amputee is when you're born without a certain limb.
Speaker 1: But amputee, I normally think you somehow daring, okay, and
Speaker 1: they want to see the stump. They just of pictures up.
Speaker 1: They never like, I think this is like the sexiest
Speaker 1: thing ever. I'm obsessed with it, Like this is the
Speaker 1: ship that I would want to see if I was
Speaker 1: a perfect get to that stage where you felt like
Speaker 1: what you thought it was sexy? Yeah, second I saw it,
Speaker 1: I was like, really that's so good, Like I die
Speaker 1: for it, Like I just think it's like the most
Speaker 1: fashion thing. You said twenty five years without adult so
Speaker 1: it's on even three years? Did I did I am robot? Like?
Speaker 1: Were was a movie? Was it? Something. Was it the technology?
Speaker 1: I was like what you're saying, like did you want
Speaker 1: or Transformers? Did you watch something? And it's like yo,
Speaker 1: I could I could be like a transport. I wrote
Speaker 1: this piece for Jezebel called getting Slutty at am Camp
Speaker 1: and it was like about this like three kids with
Speaker 1: limb differences and like how like we were all horses
Speaker 1: because I feel like everyone always thinks like disabled kids
Speaker 1: get together and they're like ware beautiful on the inside,
Speaker 1: and we're all like that, I come on your chast
Speaker 1: or your ass. We were like nastiest when we were
Speaker 1: like little kids missing arms and it's like all we
Speaker 1: talked about the camp camp. It was called the Patti
Speaker 1: Ross Back Camp for Children with limit Differences, what we
Speaker 1: called the camp. I wrote this essay and I had
Speaker 1: lots of like ampteas reaching out to me, and that
Speaker 1: was what I realized, Like it sounds really corny, but
Speaker 1: like having a voice was powerful because like like a
Speaker 1: lot of girls with disabilities were like I never felt
Speaker 1: sexual before, and you kind of like gave that to
Speaker 1: me and it was really like really beautiful. But anyway,
Speaker 1: this this girl Angel Drew Frey as her name. She's
Speaker 1: an actor, she was in the Hunger Games, reached out
Speaker 1: to me and was like, I'm sucking obsessed with you.
Speaker 1: Do you want to have lunch? And I'm like yeah.
Speaker 1: She shows up to lunch in like this full fucking
Speaker 1: stormtrooper a prosthetic. Like it's like right white and like
Speaker 1: you can see like lights in it and ship and
Speaker 1: she's like drinking her wine with the arm and everything,
Speaker 1: and I I didn't pay attention to where she said.
Speaker 1: I just stared at the arm the whole time. She's
Speaker 1: a fabulous person, but I was just like, where did
Speaker 1: you get that? Like? How do I make this happen
Speaker 1: in my life? Um? How much is it? I like
Speaker 1: eighty grand? Um does the insurance cover thing? It does?
Speaker 1: It does? Um? I was very lucky to have insurance
Speaker 1: cover it. The fucking thing broke. And that's another thing
Speaker 1: I'm so dumb lying about all the procethetic companies. You are,
Speaker 1: prosthetics fucking suck. They all break because people they want
Speaker 1: to be like, oh I would go do the bionics
Speaker 1: model and the thing breaks. But anyway, this is a
Speaker 1: new one. This is called a hero arm. The black
Speaker 1: yeah not that not not a lighten up? Yeah, she
Speaker 1: lights up wait, let me ask, how did those fingers
Speaker 1: just go down? I'm moving my muscles. Oh that's cool.
Speaker 1: Can you give us a piece sign? I can't you know.
Speaker 1: I used to be actually I um one with like
Speaker 1: all these different electrodes, and I could move the fingers individually.
Speaker 1: But it's just exhausting because I have to move my muscle. Like,
Speaker 1: think about, like what you have to do to make
Speaker 1: a piece sign. Okay, it's not that hard. That is
Speaker 1: your hands, But if you had to do that with
Speaker 1: just using the muscles in your end of your elbow,
Speaker 1: it's hard. Look at me trying to see what the
Speaker 1: muscles feel like. I see what you're saying, right. I
Speaker 1: feel like everybody in their car is probably doing the
Speaker 1: show their hands. Wait sex with that hand? I take
Speaker 1: it off? Take it off, damn you old finger nobody? What?
Speaker 1: Oh wait, is it water proof? It's water resistant? What
Speaker 1: about what about pussy juice resistance? It probably would be
Speaker 1: even then it would be it's black. It would like
Speaker 1: have you ever know with this with just like the stump, yes,
Speaker 1: which felt ridiculous and not what you do like fisting,
Speaker 1: but stumping. I guess who asked for that? My girlfriend
Speaker 1: in college she asked you to fist her with your
Speaker 1: stung or stumper with your stung. Yeah, could you feel
Speaker 1: her pussy? Yeah, you're feeling in your own yeah. Oh,
Speaker 1: I also have extra nerve endings, like in my my arm.
Speaker 1: I hate the word stump. I just called my little
Speaker 1: arm uch. I know it sounds gay, but whatever. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: stuff does feel like it just sounds so fucking stupid.
Speaker 1: It feels like me im word blood like I don't like,
Speaker 1: I don't know, like no, wait, so you have extra
Speaker 1: nerveating so it's more sense. Yeah, so like you hit
Speaker 1: your elbow, Yeah, I'm cool with my arm is freezing.
Speaker 1: If I'm hot, my arms like really red hot, like
Speaker 1: if you like it doesn't like if I scratched it
Speaker 1: or something. It's not like I'm in so much pain,
Speaker 1: but I feel it more. Oh, well, did you enjoy it?
Speaker 1: I was about to say when you were something did
Speaker 1: fucking stupid? Like I just was laughing. Honestly, No, it
Speaker 1: was not. It was just not. Also, it's very awkward
Speaker 1: because like it's I have your elbow of the elvo,
Speaker 1: but it's yeah, it had to be like it was
Speaker 1: just not a cute position. My kid is like leaning
Speaker 1: like a pancake, Like it's just like not cute. Um,
Speaker 1: it was, yeah, it was worth a try, Like I'm
Speaker 1: glad I tried it, but it was not It was
Speaker 1: not like an actual sex act. It was maybe like
Speaker 1: thirty seconds. And I was like this, this is so stupid,
Speaker 1: Like did she enjoy them? I don't think so. I
Speaker 1: would have felt she liked like honestly, like I have, um,
Speaker 1: like a little bit of a hand at the end
Speaker 1: of my little arm. It's like this little circling thing
Speaker 1: with like fingers and like I rubbed her a clip
Speaker 1: with it. One she really liked it. But I just
Speaker 1: feel so absolutely ridiculous. You know what it is, because
Speaker 1: you know you have a full functioning You've got your
Speaker 1: fucking five dicks, right, Like why do you need But
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't it's not that's like the
Speaker 1: weird thing because it makes me feel really sexually empowered
Speaker 1: to have the arm, Like I feel like that's like
Speaker 1: my little ship. It's like I'm the girl with the
Speaker 1: robot arm, and but I don't use it. No, And
Speaker 1: also like I don't know what kind of germs are
Speaker 1: on the ship likes cleaner than our other hand because
Speaker 1: it's poorest, right, I don't know, it's not like you
Speaker 1: like sometimes like it malfunctions like I've got I got
Speaker 1: stuck on a shipper pull ones. How can you please?
Speaker 1: Can you please go on and share this story? Please? I?
Speaker 1: Um it was at this like I've never been to
Speaker 1: like an actual sex party, which I'm so jealous of,
Speaker 1: and my chids are flying out again. But it was
Speaker 1: like a prive it like sort of like kink party
Speaker 1: at someone's house and there was a stripper pool there.
Speaker 1: Um okay, so I'm like, let me, I've taken a
Speaker 1: few pole dancing courses. I can dance a little bit.
Speaker 1: So I had just gone it and I was drunk
Speaker 1: as funck and like on some other drugs, and I
Speaker 1: was just feeling really fly. You know. It's like when
Speaker 1: you feel the universe is like go kill yourself. So
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm getting lots of attention. I like probably
Speaker 1: have the biggest hits and as there, I like really
Speaker 1: feel cool. So I'm like, I'm really going to send
Speaker 1: these people for it, like I'm gonna, okay, clamp it
Speaker 1: on and then I do clip wait wait, well you
Speaker 1: clapped your hand to the bowl Okay, I tried to
Speaker 1: do that really simple ship. I don't know what it's called,
Speaker 1: but it's like when you wrap your leg around the
Speaker 1: pole and then just spin down. Right, everyone knowls how
Speaker 1: to do that? Um yeah I couldn't. Yeah, just did
Speaker 1: you have to take it off? So were you able
Speaker 1: to spin? Stop and down? And then I almost fucking
Speaker 1: ripped my arm out of my own actual fucking shoulder socket.
Speaker 1: And then I'm like just standing there and I'm like,
Speaker 1: what do we do? Want this animations? Right? So I
Speaker 1: removed my arm from the socket. Now it's just like
Speaker 1: a shriver pull with the arms like holding onto it
Speaker 1: with a lot of people watching it. Yes, like the
Speaker 1: modern art. It's just like, yes, luckily I have to
Speaker 1: carry the charger with me in case these things happen
Speaker 1: and is closer is close enough to like h wish?
Speaker 1: I will call it the ship in the wall where
Speaker 1: you plugged it in. Don't tell me you plug your
Speaker 1: arm up? Arm up? And I charged it and then
Speaker 1: I put my arm back in. Let me get at
Speaker 1: first you want That's exactly what she said when she charged.
Speaker 1: How do you know the percentage of your hand? Like
Speaker 1: did you know that it was gonna done this one. Well,
Speaker 1: that's how happened, and died in malfunction, died this little
Speaker 1: light flashes read just happen when I was far attending
Speaker 1: to That's what I'm saying. This these for eight dollars.
Speaker 1: This It sucks so many fucking drinks. I'd go to
Speaker 1: hand someone and then I just couldn't hand it to
Speaker 1: them and they'd be like, quit playing with me, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, I Now. When I knew we were doing
Speaker 1: this episode, I wanted a variety out of my picks, um,
Speaker 1: and I wanted them to specifically speak to this podcast, right,
Speaker 1: So my other choice of a top moment here on
Speaker 1: Horrible Decisions had to be episode to seventy nine Enthusiastic
Speaker 1: Consent featuring Louise of Soucia n y C. Now, over
Speaker 1: the past few years, I've shared about my exploration into
Speaker 1: the sex club space, UM, swinging and the non traditional
Speaker 1: I would say, relationship styles that come with that, and
Speaker 1: so it wouldn't have been right for me to not
Speaker 1: pick one of the most important parts of the sex
Speaker 1: club and this space, which is the conversation surrounding consent,
Speaker 1: and so the person that I have seen it in
Speaker 1: my life, explain it. The best was Luis and you
Speaker 1: guys can listen to this clip here again from episode
Speaker 1: to seventy nine. So like what it means what Susia? Alright,
Speaker 1: So Susia originally was a party I did with my homegirl,
Speaker 1: DJ Juicy was up Juicy years ago at Madame X
Speaker 1: and it came up because, Uh, I like the words.
Speaker 1: She liked the word we we knew what it meant,
Speaker 1: and it was that was basically it. But when we
Speaker 1: um started up all over again, right, it was like, Okay,
Speaker 1: we're doing these parties. And I think Susia is a
Speaker 1: dope fit because it is the feminine derivative of dirty.
Speaker 1: You know really yeah, dirty girl. Oh I just thought
Speaker 1: it was dirty. It's dirty girl. Susio is dirty guy.
Speaker 1: Susio is dirty guy. Yeah, we all like it. You
Speaker 1: know what it's for me? It's kind of like like
Speaker 1: anti patriarchy type ship. I like Susia because, um, it
Speaker 1: signifies in my mind a woman that is behaving like
Speaker 1: a man. And if that's the case, then all the
Speaker 1: women in my life are sousiasm And I love that
Speaker 1: and I appreciate and respect that, and I encourage them
Speaker 1: to way to thinking that way. That's the only way
Speaker 1: to think of it for me, you know, especially being
Speaker 1: Latino And what mean wait is that where you're from
Speaker 1: from Nicarawa? About is it brand? Is it a space?
Speaker 1: Is it like a physical It's it's a it's a
Speaker 1: physical space and it's a brand. Uh. It's a secret
Speaker 1: location in Bushwick. It's a speak easy kind of vibe. Uh.
Speaker 1: It's a safe space that was created with the intent
Speaker 1: to be um a safe space for black and brown
Speaker 1: women and for l g B t q I family.
Speaker 1: Can I tell the audience now that sounds cute? Can
Speaker 1: I tell the audience y'all? This is the space that
Speaker 1: I go in Brooklyn when I've spoke on the last
Speaker 1: two years about finding a black lifestyle club, which was
Speaker 1: actually introduced to me by Marge. And then let me
Speaker 1: ask the question that we've heard about it. Yes, I
Speaker 1: want to ask you if it's a speak easy, if
Speaker 1: it was meant to be private, why promote the space
Speaker 1: and how do you keep yourself safe from I would say,
Speaker 1: I would say this, Well, no, no, that's actually that's
Speaker 1: actually a great question because the whole point of what
Speaker 1: we're doing is to make it accessible for black and
Speaker 1: brown humans to be in safe spaces, in places where
Speaker 1: they could explore the sensuality and sexuality without judgment. The
Speaker 1: reason it's important to have them in the black spaces
Speaker 1: because we have different hangups, we have different cultural things
Speaker 1: going on. Even with the words susy itself, you know,
Speaker 1: erupts people the wrong way all the time. Why uh
Speaker 1: not nothing, that's especially older women they're like Susia like that.
Speaker 1: And then when I talked to him about it, it's
Speaker 1: a whole flip. You know, why are we promoting it.
Speaker 1: We're promoting a lifestyle acceptance, and we're promoting black and
Speaker 1: brown people taking control of the narrative. It would be
Speaker 1: your goal for some that you just said that that's
Speaker 1: actually well the reason I have said regarding the word
Speaker 1: whore and regarding the word slut like and having and
Speaker 1: having the way people are like, oh my god, that's
Speaker 1: a bad word, the way that you reclaimed it and
Speaker 1: explained it in a way to where it's like, well, actually,
Speaker 1: why is it a bad word? You can make it
Speaker 1: an empowering word. You can make it mean whatever you
Speaker 1: wanted to meet. What's the goal for it to? Like? What? What?
Speaker 1: What could you ultimately, um, there are several goals. You know,
Speaker 1: we have goals as as a unit. Susia NYC also
Speaker 1: does dance parties. That's the thing about it. We do
Speaker 1: dance parties in our space. It's actually what I thought.
Speaker 1: It was like, maybe it's it's well to check it out.
Speaker 1: It may me mad, but but I got brought. I
Speaker 1: got brought to the play party first day. Let me
Speaker 1: say I got brought to the play party first day.
Speaker 1: Did not know about I don't even know. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: we didn't know friend, he knew my my ex he's
Speaker 1: so he knew him. So we went to the play
Speaker 1: party and then he's like, oh, let's go to the
Speaker 1: Sunday party, same spot. So I get drunk as fun,
Speaker 1: thinking oh well we can go downstairs and funk now,
Speaker 1: and they're like, so actually no today there's no I think, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's got that type of party, and I was like shit,
Speaker 1: but literally it just makes you that comfortable. Everyone there
Speaker 1: is like great looking. But yeah, I didn't know about
Speaker 1: the I learned about the play party. Then the party party.
Speaker 1: It's it's Susy a play which is his name speaks
Speaker 1: for self. We do uh our sex positive events. We
Speaker 1: also do our mixers UM for people are interested. We
Speaker 1: do game nights, We do workshops built around people's questions.
Speaker 1: One of our workshops where I really enjoyed was how
Speaker 1: to identify toxic masculinity in the play space. You know, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: you talk about it. You acknowledge that also sometimes women
Speaker 1: carry those traits. You teach people about enthusiastic consent. You
Speaker 1: let him know, um, when it's time to reset, you
Speaker 1: let him know. It's particular men or people who exhibit
Speaker 1: those uh toxicities that other bodies are not there for
Speaker 1: their pleasure. You know, you're not there to go get
Speaker 1: a nut. You're there to be part of a community,
Speaker 1: and you're there to build and do something a little better.
Speaker 1: So you know, I'm always maybe that was Mandy on
Speaker 1: that Sunday. They're not, but I make sure everybody I
Speaker 1: don't know, I don't want to make I think Mandy
Speaker 1: being there was was was really dope because you you
Speaker 1: bring that energy and it was dope and it was
Speaker 1: like for me, high power power, like high power energy.
Speaker 1: Keep giving. However, you know that's my brand the end,
Speaker 1: so that that's dope. Talking about their panels UM. Something
Speaker 1: I had in the main questions that I'm curious about,
Speaker 1: of course, to get off the top. So I've done
Speaker 1: some like coverage on like sex clubs and what makes
Speaker 1: them legal? But I realize everybody says something different, and
Speaker 1: I think it's dope to understand and put it at
Speaker 1: the top. How is doing a play party legal in
Speaker 1: your space? How is it being well, damn grow with
Speaker 1: the cops that there are no laws against people having sex,
Speaker 1: a group sex, having sex, having b D S M.
Speaker 1: Why do people are so scared to do it? Then?
Speaker 1: Because there aren't laws around because people are afraid of sex.
Speaker 1: It's actually considered then a private public space. So your
Speaker 1: space is yeah, it's a private space, but you're having
Speaker 1: public sex, is what? Because it's not that someone's you know,
Speaker 1: public sex would be like I'm thinking outside now we're
Speaker 1: we're we're in a safe space. That's I guess that's true. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm worked in a t G I Friday's parking lot once.
Speaker 1: That's fun. That's definitely public sex. That's fun. I was eighteen.
Speaker 1: Shut up. Wait, neither of us had an apartment because
Speaker 1: now it would need catch So you did you have
Speaker 1: any like? So I'm gonna assume you started with the
Speaker 1: dance party, did you uh No, We opened up the
Speaker 1: space with Incentive being a play party. We were used
Speaker 1: like scared of when you started it because we were
Speaker 1: my my, my fiance and I put a lot of
Speaker 1: years and are you know shout out to Pam and
Speaker 1: X our our primary couple should We started building this
Speaker 1: community a few years ago and then other people started
Speaker 1: adding on to it. My biggest fear was is and
Speaker 1: always will be exposing the people I love and care
Speaker 1: for two elements that aren't cool, and also exposing people
Speaker 1: because that's that space. Even though to save the space
Speaker 1: and it may not be for somebody who's hiding trauma,
Speaker 1: doesn't really know what's going on, and and the naked
Speaker 1: body will can trigger them, to be honest, I feel like, yes,
Speaker 1: that can happen, but luckily with faces like this, it
Speaker 1: does the opposite and it opens people's Luis. I wanted
Speaker 1: you and your fiance to be a part of my
Speaker 1: Memorial Day party. We were talking about it because the
Speaker 1: environment that you create, so for anyone that was able
Speaker 1: to attend dear Memorial Day weekend, I threw a party,
Speaker 1: a private party. After the FED dinner, I spoke with
Speaker 1: t and mel and everybody so much. The the stress
Speaker 1: and anxiety that I had building up to that play party.
Speaker 1: And I know a lot of people listening or like,
Speaker 1: y'all should do more, where's a horrible one coming? And
Speaker 1: that was my first time. You don't know how anxious
Speaker 1: I was in not wanting to be someone that triggered
Speaker 1: someone to have a negative experience and not not not
Speaker 1: to be a part of someone experiencing something that's traumatic
Speaker 1: for the rest of their lives. And those type of parties,
Speaker 1: which is why the vetting process was so crazy, which
Speaker 1: is why normally a lot of these these parties are
Speaker 1: hard to get into because the vetting is if you
Speaker 1: gotta know, you gotta know somebody, you gotta catch a
Speaker 1: vibe first. But that party, when I threw it, we
Speaker 1: at one point mails very um ambitious. It wanted to
Speaker 1: have like, well, maybe we could have a hundred and
Speaker 1: forty people in year. I said, no way, I want
Speaker 1: to cap it the amount of people even allowed to
Speaker 1: go into the space. It was very important that we didn't. Hey,
Speaker 1: we create created an environment with rules, but be even
Speaker 1: with rules, people break them. People also don't understand boundaries.
Speaker 1: People don't understand, um, the consent and what is what
Speaker 1: do you always say enthusiastic consent? And before we get
Speaker 1: into the layers of this, before we get into our
Speaker 1: vanilla ship, I wanted him a part of it because
Speaker 1: you've had the best consent speeches that I have partakes in.
Speaker 1: I've I've brought hell of people to your spot. Now
Speaker 1: I'm a fun chaperone now to the sex clubs in Bushwick.
Speaker 1: But could you just give us I'm gonna cueue you up.
Speaker 1: What would an enthusiastic consent speech sound like if I
Speaker 1: came into Susia play for the first time. First, I'm
Speaker 1: a little overdressed, right, I gotta gotta you would have
Speaker 1: to take off some clothes, not really to a something.
Speaker 1: I think you gotta earn. I think any part of
Speaker 1: you you definitely gotta earn. You're overdressed for the consette speech.
Speaker 1: I'm just thinking when you said that, I'm thinking that, dick.
Speaker 1: Swing hell, keeping down with box, we're about to talk.
Speaker 1: This is welcome, guys. I'm more personality forward. Um, alright,
Speaker 1: so we're in the circle of people. Hey, guys, how's
Speaker 1: everybody doing tonight? I don't want to welcome you to
Speaker 1: our space, all right. I know it takes a lot
Speaker 1: of bravery to be in here, and for that alone,
Speaker 1: I want to thank each and every one of you
Speaker 1: for being inside here and for taking time to come
Speaker 1: inside here and be one with everybody. Now. I don't
Speaker 1: want anyone at all to feel pressure to do anything,
Speaker 1: because the main thing is that you're here. Now, we're
Speaker 1: gonna talk about enthusiastic consent, what it looks like, how
Speaker 1: it feels, and what it is. Enthusiastic consent number one
Speaker 1: is the bedrock of our community. Enthusiastic consent is when
Speaker 1: you approach someone and you maybe want to touch their
Speaker 1: knee as you're talk and then understand, we're all vulnerable.
Speaker 1: We're all the different states of vulnerability right now, so
Speaker 1: you have to ask, do you mind if I touch
Speaker 1: your knee while I talk to you? Some people are handsy,
Speaker 1: but it's different when you're naked, or you're close to
Speaker 1: being naked, or you can be fully clothed in the
Speaker 1: space where the sexual energy is really high. Right, So
Speaker 1: you want to be really respectful of people's hidden traumas.
Speaker 1: If you have a person who's in the space and
Speaker 1: is dealing with someone and you come up behind them
Speaker 1: and just even if it's an innocent caress and small
Speaker 1: they're back, that could really trigger them. You may not
Speaker 1: even know about it, but I'm sure you don't want
Speaker 1: to be responsible for triggering somebody and leaving that person
Speaker 1: dealing with the mess the next day, you know, because
Speaker 1: a lot of times people won't show it in the moment.
Speaker 1: All right. Another thing I want people to be really
Speaker 1: really aware of is that you need to be aware
Speaker 1: of your alcohol and drug. You have to be in
Speaker 1: charge of your yeses and your nose. Saying no it's
Speaker 1: sexy as fuck because that lets you decide and puts
Speaker 1: you in a position to say, hey, I don't want that. Now.
Speaker 1: If you ask someone if you could be in their
Speaker 1: space and it's kind of like okay, okay, take that
Speaker 1: as a no, Just back up, reset, because there are
Speaker 1: a bunch of people who don't know how to say no,
Speaker 1: and they may just go through the motions and just
Speaker 1: go through the motions, and then the next day they're
Speaker 1: left with like, why why did I do that? I
Speaker 1: don't want to go back ever again, you know. So
Speaker 1: it's important for all of us here to take care
Speaker 1: of each other. Um, that's kind of like a tid
Speaker 1: bit of what I say, And then I was like, literally,
Speaker 1: this is literally like and it makes the fact that
Speaker 1: you let the room know that Noah is sexy, like
Speaker 1: you'll let everyone in the room. You can say no here,
Speaker 1: and a lot of people assume, like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: do I have to have sex if I go to
Speaker 1: a play party? For me those parties and I'm start
Speaker 1: to instrupt you. But this is nothing like it's I
Speaker 1: think if people are curious about going to parties, go
Speaker 1: to different parties, go to go to the whack ones,
Speaker 1: go to the good ones. Because honestly, if you come
Speaker 1: to anything we our name is on it, you skipped
Speaker 1: all these steps. You went from not you went from
Speaker 1: having like fucking fried steak to for naming young and
Speaker 1: you don't know the steps it takes to get there.
Speaker 1: What's the ideal amount of people for a party? If
Speaker 1: you could be in your idea for me, not for
Speaker 1: any beginning or anything for you, throw me um in
Speaker 1: our space, okay, in any space for me? I like.
Speaker 1: I like um. Open floor plans. The reason I like
Speaker 1: open floor plans is because they're they're less rooms, they're
Speaker 1: less stores, and there's less of an opportunity something fun
Speaker 1: up could happen where that's interesting, that's very interesting. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I thought, I thought, because this maybe someone's first time
Speaker 1: having private rooms would be a benefit. You're like, actually not,
Speaker 1: in my opinion, if it's your first time, don't even
Speaker 1: try to fun talk to We know y'all love a
Speaker 1: solo episode of US, and specifically the first episode we
Speaker 1: had last year. I think this planned be in jail
Speaker 1: when I was sucking Lambo and I made a little
Speaker 1: mistake and enjoy it speaking of trappers um um irresponsible
Speaker 1: battle light. So we was fucking who is we? You
Speaker 1: were Limbo And there was this moment where now I have,
Speaker 1: you know, a thing with new partners where I feel
Speaker 1: like we have to have a discussion about you know,
Speaker 1: our STD plans, our last check up, things like that,
Speaker 1: because it's appropriate. Well you did this with a hood nigger,
Speaker 1: how to just now? He said, But you're good. I'm good,
Speaker 1: and so I'll be going to an ecologist. Now this
Speaker 1: was an accident. To be fair, It was like, let
Speaker 1: me let me watch my words, watch your words. Because
Speaker 1: I listened to this podcast. It was okay, this was happened.
Speaker 1: We were fucking and we planned on using a condom.
Speaker 1: I knew it, but then then it didn't happen. But
Speaker 1: then I said, nah, condom disappeared to be fair. It
Speaker 1: was also six in the morning. Oh let's keep back
Speaker 1: what others. You can't get pregnant six in the morning.
Speaker 1: You don't keep going hotel room keeping. It wasn't at
Speaker 1: my house, and it wasn't my house before, but it
Speaker 1: was at a hotel room. So that's kind of why
Speaker 1: I was like, damn, now we're in a pickle. And
Speaker 1: the sun wasn't up yet, so technically, and the l
Speaker 1: A post makes it a little differented, you know what
Speaker 1: I'm saying. In New York and everything you want, but
Speaker 1: in l A it's a little bit different. My Walgreens
Speaker 1: on my block on sunset and vine clothes and fucking
Speaker 1: midnight and sunset and RN is like the biggest block
Speaker 1: and LA what the fun? So anyway, I'm saying it
Speaker 1: was difficult, but I still wanted some dick, you know
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. I was tired of sucking it. So anyway,
Speaker 1: here's what happened. So we didn't have I was tired
Speaker 1: of sucking. You could have just put it in your
Speaker 1: ass he wanted to but anyway, so basically we started
Speaker 1: having sex and I just kind of figured like now
Speaker 1: you're looking to the right, like your nigga listening and
Speaker 1: watching it right now, because I was just like, God, damn,
Speaker 1: it's somebody in this hallway because this is like I'm ashamed.
Speaker 1: I just want to say, also, I have really done
Speaker 1: a good job, like the l a dou that I
Speaker 1: had sucked all last year be d d or whatever,
Speaker 1: like we have only used condoms, like I really do
Speaker 1: my best. Sponsible King, I appreciate, but no, a queen,
Speaker 1: maybe I do my best because I have a primary partner,
Speaker 1: like I have to be like yo, like if something
Speaker 1: like this happens, you know I'm embarrassing. That is like
Speaker 1: like seriously, like you had to tell you you know
Speaker 1: what's embarrassing about that is like I know gets well,
Speaker 1: well no real quick, because technically I always said the
Speaker 1: only reason why I ever like niggas unprotected around the
Speaker 1: same time, because I never wanted to end up on Mari.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lie our views with Skyrocket Wheezy if
Speaker 1: you brought your niggas on Mari, because you know which
Speaker 1: nigga impregnated you. Even if you got the abortion, I said,
Speaker 1: we still hit en up Mari to see who the
Speaker 1: baby daddy was. Okay, here's the thing. Now, I have
Speaker 1: a huge gap from the last time I've slept with
Speaker 1: old Bay because I've been gone. We've been traveling like bars.
Speaker 1: Gaps still embarrassing because I gotta be like, yo, this
Speaker 1: happened in l A. Sorry, because you know I would
Speaker 1: never do that. I'm not about to just bounce back
Speaker 1: and forth. I had a mistake at a moment. Now,
Speaker 1: the mistake moment was a long moment. For one, What
Speaker 1: does a long moment mean when it's a mistake, Because
Speaker 1: a long moment means you have to take a trip
Speaker 1: to Walgreens when it does open to get what they
Speaker 1: call it plan Bay. So I just kind of figured,
Speaker 1: if this happened and we don't use a condom, maybe
Speaker 1: you should guess as the nigga that got lucky enough
Speaker 1: to hit raw because the bitch was wasted in six am,
Speaker 1: you would probably pull out now. But also, I know
Speaker 1: you're rich. Now, did you ask him for the fifty dollars? No,
Speaker 1: I couldn't do it, but he gave me money. I
Speaker 1: was about to say, I'm asking, but I love niggas.
Speaker 1: Give you money for playing me because it's just be
Speaker 1: like a big wall. I like my bad baby, and
Speaker 1: I don't need you know he did that on purpose.
Speaker 1: He could have at least tried to pull out and
Speaker 1: be like, no, no, no, I'm gonna tell you this
Speaker 1: is what happened. It was something I stayed out of
Speaker 1: my mouth that translated different. And you say coming me, No,
Speaker 1: I did I give me the nut. I'm sorry you say,
Speaker 1: come about nut, Mandy. I thought of you not you're
Speaker 1: thinking to me while you have a sex. I thought
Speaker 1: it was the same night. It was night he grabbed
Speaker 1: my stomach and then right after that he told me
Speaker 1: about a nut. And I almost started laughing at dick
Speaker 1: out because I remember saying that Scott, and I was like,
Speaker 1: think about the nut. Okay, So here's what happens. I thought.
Speaker 1: I said very clearly into the pillow that my face
Speaker 1: was stuff. What I really hate how she said, Bro,
Speaker 1: we've been doing this for like five years now. She
Speaker 1: has not learned how to say pillow, hello, hello, whatever.
Speaker 1: So I'm in the pillow and my face is there
Speaker 1: the way people is at work, Bro, you just yelled
Speaker 1: in the motherfucker's ears. Bro, do you guys want the
Speaker 1: rest of this plan? Be okay? Yes, give us a
Speaker 1: show my faces in the pillow. And I'm like saying
Speaker 1: I wanted to say. I was saying, like, come in
Speaker 1: my mouth. That's not what you said. I want to
Speaker 1: God in my mouth. Now, I swearing to God. I said,
Speaker 1: come in my mouth. Did you leave off the in
Speaker 1: my mouth part? No? I said, come in my mouth,
Speaker 1: and now maybe you come in and you know coming.
Speaker 1: And then he said I'm about to So then I
Speaker 1: turned because I'm like, oh, time to play ball and
Speaker 1: catch it. And I just saw that oh, and I said, uh,
Speaker 1: then I'll started pushing the dick out, like trying to
Speaker 1: push this out, like you're pushing the dick out with
Speaker 1: your pussy because I was. It was too late. It
Speaker 1: was way too late. No, but I didn't. I didn't
Speaker 1: want the kids to go up too. I was trying
Speaker 1: to get around while we don't matter if they're coming
Speaker 1: even on your click, it swim down to your pussy hole,
Speaker 1: because swim to your egg. So now I'm stressed out right,
Speaker 1: I was like, and he was like, damn, man, I'm sorry. Done,
Speaker 1: He was like, Yo, for real, I thought you said
Speaker 1: coming my pussy. I was like, no, you didn't. I
Speaker 1: thought you told me the nut in your pussy. I said,
Speaker 1: first of all, I don't say nuts. That's what I
Speaker 1: don't say. I said, Oh, I don't know, I know
Speaker 1: what you actually I think he said I didn't. I
Speaker 1: think he said. I think you said I don't do that.
Speaker 1: I just don't think you remember. But if he said,
Speaker 1: you said no, I didn't say that. I'm allergic. I
Speaker 1: ain't way to learn it in my mouth women to
Speaker 1: the little eggs that she alerted to. It was swimming
Speaker 1: right down to the little mother egg. So anyway, after
Speaker 1: he collected his gun, and not that he collected his gun,
Speaker 1: you don't have to listen to Patri after that. Um
Speaker 1: most technically he shot up the club. That's what Dick said,
Speaker 1: Your pussy, bitchy, you ain't getting none. So the Plan
Speaker 1: B worked. At least you know you didn't gain that
Speaker 1: much weight because it worked. You're not pregnant, right, I
Speaker 1: saved the photo. I'd like to share with you what
Speaker 1: wait of what of? What the Plan B package? Not
Speaker 1: just the Plan B package? This story? Wait did you
Speaker 1: put it next to the gun. That would I gotta
Speaker 1: be the cover. It's it's it's the fact that one,
Speaker 1: I'm already ashamed to go get this Plan B, which
Speaker 1: is crazy because I do this sucking podcast. It's like,
Speaker 1: how could I be ashamed? There's just I don't care
Speaker 1: how sexually for you are. There's something about going up
Speaker 1: to that goddamn count of being like the Plan VP. Please,
Speaker 1: what do you mean the counter bitch? They saw that
Speaker 1: ship on the aisle. Now, I swear to go on.
Speaker 1: I think not now locked up. I'm telling you now, honey,
Speaker 1: find friends neighborhood. What neighborhood it is in? You could
Speaker 1: go down the aisle now and get Plan B. It
Speaker 1: is in the little plastic container that will go off
Speaker 1: if you try to walk out with it. But the
Speaker 1: Plan B is on the island. This store definitely on
Speaker 1: the Bronx no more. I'm not even in the Lower
Speaker 1: east Side. I just see it. I wouldn't know. There's
Speaker 1: a lot of Actually no, I'm not. I'm trying to
Speaker 1: be funny. I see it in the behind. I haven't
Speaker 1: had a Plan B, and maybe like two years I've
Speaker 1: I've been doing well. You've never had to do a
Speaker 1: Plan b head. I've never took one, but you have
Speaker 1: you ever? What would happen? I don't know what would happened.
Speaker 1: Of course I've paid for them, for all the plan
Speaker 1: bes I've used. I don't talk all right, well anyway, alright, alright,
Speaker 1: this is sounding like a show full of irresponsible adults.
Speaker 1: But okay, this is bad. This is shape. I want
Speaker 1: you all if you were the YouTube comments saying that
Speaker 1: this is a this is a horrible decision. I am sorry,
Speaker 1: But ship happens. So I get to the counter and
Speaker 1: there's a young girl, black cute, and I said, um,
Speaker 1: excuse me, can I have the right before she goes,
Speaker 1: I love y'all, so oh, just on brand while you're out.
Speaker 1: And when I tell you, I had on a mask
Speaker 1: and a hat and I said, oh, thank you, hone.
Speaker 1: It's like I funk with y'all so hard. Girl. So
Speaker 1: not only does she take a picture with me, um
Speaker 1: after um, and I told her she needs playing b
Speaker 1: she was like, I'm already ashamed. Let me just tell
Speaker 1: you where. She was like, I got you, bitch, this
Speaker 1: is what I say. Look how much she took off
Speaker 1: half off? This gave me employee discount on plan b
Speaker 1: and told me. She was like, weasy, don't even girl,
Speaker 1: and don't let me you got the pocket that that
Speaker 1: money from. I don't want to know if you let
Speaker 1: him know you got half off, because then technically you
Speaker 1: all him the money bag. I was about to say, oh,
Speaker 1: coffee and I'm plan and you're not calling it not okay.
Speaker 1: This is something nickas do too. They don't want to
Speaker 1: ask you want to know coffee and a plan? B
Speaker 1: What do you mean right now? Not because you got
Speaker 1: half off. You could have just spent the other money
Speaker 1: on coffee. You know you like expensive coffee. So he
Speaker 1: calls me and this is what niggas do. Niggas will
Speaker 1: call you to make sure you took that. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: because then they got folky and he called me and
Speaker 1: he said, um, how are you doing. I'm like, babe,
Speaker 1: and he was like, what you go to? I was like, nothing,
Speaker 1: about to work and to record Patreon. I don't know
Speaker 1: the fun that is. And he was like yeah, And
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, why you would to god? He
Speaker 1: was like no, I'm just making sure you've got show
Speaker 1: because you know it works all right, y'all. I hope
Speaker 1: you enjoyed our picks because we really enjoyed making this
Speaker 1: content this year. Bandy and I are so happy to
Speaker 1: close out this year strong. We are so happy about
Speaker 1: the trajectory of Horrible Decisions and the guests we even
Speaker 1: get and the stides we've been making. We hope you
Speaker 1: loved our solo episodes, and we hope that you guys
Speaker 1: have an amazing holiday season how shall I say holiday? Also,
Speaker 1: just to close out it a little bang bang, Mandy
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