WEBVTT - Ep 299: Recap of 2022 0:00:02.480 --> 0:00:09.320 Guess what decision We're about to make horrible decisions. Welcome 0:00:09.520 --> 0:00:13.880 everybody to Harvard Bled. This is Young. It is the 0:00:14.200 --> 0:00:21.120 last episode of and my goodness, this has been quite 0:00:21.160 --> 0:00:24.239 the year. We appreciate the hore Hive, all of the 0:00:24.320 --> 0:00:29.320 new listeners, all listeners, o G listeners for rocking with 0:00:29.440 --> 0:00:32.800 us for yet another year of horrible decisions. And as 0:00:32.880 --> 0:00:36.560 we always do at the top of the year, we think, 0:00:36.600 --> 0:00:40.120 I like to let you guys know our favorite episodes, 0:00:40.600 --> 0:00:44.800 our favorite guests, our favorite moments of the year, and 0:00:45.320 --> 0:00:48.720 I'm just really excited that we made another year. Also 0:00:48.800 --> 0:00:50.920 look forward, Yes, we are getting back on the road 0:00:50.960 --> 0:00:54.280 next year, so looking forward to seeing and meeting all 0:00:54.320 --> 0:00:59.080 of you in But before we get to the new year, 0:00:59.560 --> 0:01:03.920 let's go ahead and recap two and we're starting with 0:01:03.960 --> 0:01:07.039 this moment right here. So in your on your podcast 0:01:07.160 --> 0:01:10.960 from the Throne, it's three of your wheelchairs What you 0:01:11.080 --> 0:01:12.600 like when you have sex conversation, because those are the 0:01:12.600 --> 0:01:14.200 clips I saw of you, Like, how is it for 0:01:14.240 --> 0:01:16.920 the guys on your podcast they having sex in their wheelchairs? 0:01:16.920 --> 0:01:20.200 And what mobility functions have they possibly lost them? Niggas 0:01:20.240 --> 0:01:23.520 be fucking especially live that nigga Fox more thing all 0:01:23.520 --> 0:01:26.200 of us in here. Really, that nigga Fox more than Wheezy. 0:01:26.480 --> 0:01:31.880 He really okay, he had all his kids young. That's 0:01:31.880 --> 0:01:34.600 the light that's the light skinned one that's always on 0:01:34.640 --> 0:01:37.000 the right hand side of me. His name is Live. Yeah, 0:01:37.000 --> 0:01:38.759 I'm gonna throw you Outre because you could say your points. 0:01:38.800 --> 0:01:41.400 He called himself the little point Stu. He really he's 0:01:41.440 --> 0:01:44.119 really been fucking. He's he's he's he's well seasoned, sucking 0:01:44.160 --> 0:01:46.760 in a chair and walking. He knows. Um, we have 0:01:46.840 --> 0:01:49.240 these conversations because I've known all these people over nine years, 0:01:49.320 --> 0:01:51.840 and that's great. We we have genuine bonds because we 0:01:51.880 --> 0:01:53.360 all know. We don't want to funk with nobody in 0:01:53.360 --> 0:01:55.760 a wheelchair, honestly, because I just what the funk you're 0:01:55.760 --> 0:01:57.800 about to do? Play bump of cars like I need 0:01:57.840 --> 0:02:00.360 somebody that's gonna take me up and feel me and 0:02:00.520 --> 0:02:03.280 um yeah, so we're just older good and then we 0:02:03.320 --> 0:02:05.960 fun other people that look good that walk. We like 0:02:05.960 --> 0:02:08.679 walking people. But Jesse said that Jessie said that he 0:02:08.720 --> 0:02:10.519 was getting Jessie said he would be with somebody in 0:02:10.520 --> 0:02:12.680 a wheelchair. I mean, if I was walking, o woul day, 0:02:12.720 --> 0:02:14.160 somebody in a wheelchair. But one of us have to 0:02:14.160 --> 0:02:16.239 have you know, we've had this conversation. Yeah, I think, 0:02:16.639 --> 0:02:20.120 I said, but I don't like writing. I feel like, 0:02:20.200 --> 0:02:23.120 if that's a wheelchair, I gotta be their arms are 0:02:24.440 --> 0:02:28.200 That's what I'm saying. Live does other ship. And then 0:02:28.200 --> 0:02:29.840 it was the other nigga we had on the show. 0:02:29.919 --> 0:02:32.919 He was doing some other ship Shabari or whatever the funk. 0:02:32.919 --> 0:02:34.720 He was shying to funk too, but he can't with 0:02:34.800 --> 0:02:37.360 the shop. I'm doing a Shabari show and he like 0:02:37.520 --> 0:02:40.000 uses things to hold him up so he could drill 0:02:40.080 --> 0:02:45.720 a bit. Wow. Interesting, I don't want to fetishize it, 0:02:45.840 --> 0:02:47.560 and which I want to get into that conversation with you, 0:02:47.600 --> 0:02:50.320 but like I feel like I have to know what 0:02:50.400 --> 0:02:52.000 that's like. You have to know whether a dude was 0:02:52.040 --> 0:02:53.600 in a wheelchair or not. But dude had to to 0:02:53.680 --> 0:02:55.640 spend himself to fuck me. I kind of would want 0:02:55.639 --> 0:02:58.520 to see that. Yeah, he was literally like he ties 0:02:58.639 --> 0:03:00.760 like with ropes like the sexes, like you know, the 0:03:00.840 --> 0:03:04.160 kinship because he's into his cold shabari and he literally 0:03:04.200 --> 0:03:06.400 ties himself up to his bed like I guess he 0:03:06.440 --> 0:03:08.200 has the thing or whatever. He ties it up and 0:03:08.200 --> 0:03:11.960 then like Smithy shades gray fucking the upper body strength 0:03:12.080 --> 0:03:15.600 is crazy, and you just gotta make sure they gotta 0:03:15.639 --> 0:03:20.720 burn that frame. They just gotta because good gotta be 0:03:21.919 --> 0:03:24.880 the functionality of your sex. You've talked about how you 0:03:24.919 --> 0:03:29.520 feel the upper part, right, What is getting head like 0:03:29.600 --> 0:03:32.400 for you? And and receiving and giving? What got I 0:03:32.440 --> 0:03:35.280 love herd. That was the first thing that I've ever gotten. 0:03:35.360 --> 0:03:37.880 So in the wheelchair, it doesn't it's no difference. It's 0:03:37.920 --> 0:03:39.680 like does your pussy? Does the feeling up your pussy 0:03:39.760 --> 0:03:43.400 change when you sit down? Sometimes? No, I'm talking about 0:03:43.440 --> 0:03:45.280 like physics, like do you feel a change when you 0:03:45.320 --> 0:03:47.760 sit down? Do you feel a changing your pussy? No? No, 0:03:48.000 --> 0:03:50.640 But I'm talking about penetration it changes. Yeah, But I'm 0:03:50.640 --> 0:03:52.920 talking about just getting head. So I'm sitting, I'm laying 0:03:52.960 --> 0:03:54.200 on a bed the same way you guys leary on 0:03:54.240 --> 0:03:57.320 the bed lift your legs up, so are you able 0:03:57.360 --> 0:03:59.320 to like this one, I can move a little bit 0:03:59.320 --> 0:04:01.560 when you're up and down, like or maybe when you're 0:04:01.560 --> 0:04:03.720 going to bed with someone and they normally I just 0:04:03.760 --> 0:04:05.560 put my leg on a nigger neck like this, you know, 0:04:05.640 --> 0:04:07.440 the shoulder right here, boom, and then I got his 0:04:07.480 --> 0:04:11.040 head like this. My mom like that. She said, Mom, 0:04:12.960 --> 0:04:14.560 but I'm gentle. I don't just be you know, I 0:04:14.560 --> 0:04:19.440 don't really modem. You know, I don't really because you've 0:04:19.440 --> 0:04:21.840 never seen the video when she was getting head with driving. 0:04:21.920 --> 0:04:24.320 So yeah, I don't really modem. I fucking you know 0:04:24.360 --> 0:04:28.640 our essensual seduction them him have you had? Let's see 0:04:28.880 --> 0:04:31.480 with New York. I walk ups, Okay, you're going to 0:04:31.560 --> 0:04:34.040 get some tick. I get carried. I know every house 0:04:34.080 --> 0:04:37.080 that I've lived in until um, these last two apartments 0:04:37.120 --> 0:04:38.800 that I've lived, I've been in a I've always I 0:04:38.800 --> 0:04:41.000 grew up in the house, so my parents. My parents 0:04:41.040 --> 0:04:42.440 ain't changed the house for me to move me. You 0:04:42.480 --> 0:04:43.919 know what I'm saying, Like we just they just carried 0:04:43.960 --> 0:04:46.280 me up. So any any ia do it? I deal 0:04:46.279 --> 0:04:48.280 with niggas that are Do you enjoy that when they 0:04:48.279 --> 0:04:50.600 carry to get carried? I feel like they enjoy it. 0:04:50.839 --> 0:04:53.000 I feel like it's something about a man having to 0:04:53.120 --> 0:04:55.120 do this for a woman that they love to feel 0:04:55.200 --> 0:04:59.440 needed and they like, maybe you're ashamed they're feeling like helpless, 0:04:59.480 --> 0:05:01.120 but I've feel like that's kind of I feel like 0:05:01.120 --> 0:05:03.000 a damsel in distressing. And when they throw you on 0:05:03.080 --> 0:05:05.080 the bed and we just like it fuck. But the 0:05:05.120 --> 0:05:06.880 only thing is, like you know with that, it's like 0:05:07.160 --> 0:05:09.120 I'm the type if I like, I want to go 0:05:09.160 --> 0:05:11.479 home after, like I wanna you know, like I thought, 0:05:12.360 --> 0:05:13.520 so now I was like, I gotta wait for you 0:05:13.560 --> 0:05:15.760 to wake up to you. But also if he carries 0:05:15.839 --> 0:05:18.080 you up the stairs, do you just be waiting on 0:05:18.160 --> 0:05:19.640 him to go down and get your chair and bring 0:05:19.680 --> 0:05:21.599 that up to Oh no, they they they bring the 0:05:21.640 --> 0:05:27.720 chair right after. Okay, so you just be killing um. Well, 0:05:27.760 --> 0:05:29.520 sometimes they leave it down. It depends on the set 0:05:30.240 --> 0:05:32.080 there setting up the room and shipped and how many 0:05:32.080 --> 0:05:33.680 flights and what it is. Because if you did feel 0:05:33.720 --> 0:05:36.200 bad making the person wait, she was small though she 0:05:36.320 --> 0:05:38.160 was a teenager, so I helped her up and then 0:05:38.160 --> 0:05:39.640 I went to get the chair. She was just chilling, 0:05:39.800 --> 0:05:41.640 like you know, people are so used to it because 0:05:41.800 --> 0:05:45.360 you're every day. I think we're the ones who are uncomfortable. Yeah, yeah, 0:05:45.400 --> 0:05:47.680 I don't. I don't. I don't mind asks for help. 0:05:47.920 --> 0:05:50.400 Do you feel that men have fetishized you a bit, 0:05:50.560 --> 0:05:52.240 like for the chair and when I just want to 0:05:52.240 --> 0:05:55.200 see what wheelchair pussy feels like. But I'm like, wheelchair 0:05:55.360 --> 0:05:58.400 it's just literally sitting pussy but you know, I've always 0:05:58.400 --> 0:06:01.480 been flexible, but I am way more flexible now. Like 0:06:01.520 --> 0:06:04.080 my head, like my legs, I literally can just chill 0:06:04.160 --> 0:06:06.040 with them on my head, no pain, Like I can 0:06:06.120 --> 0:06:07.680 chill with my legs on my head. So when I 0:06:07.720 --> 0:06:09.320 get sucked like that, like in the press tool, I 0:06:09.320 --> 0:06:11.520 get sucked in some crazy ways. I really get sucked. 0:06:11.839 --> 0:06:14.320 I've had and I've had sex in my wheelchair, like 0:06:14.560 --> 0:06:17.159 getting my head pounded on the oven while the nigga 0:06:17.200 --> 0:06:18.880 is just like my asses, Like I'm all the way 0:06:18.880 --> 0:06:21.159 down in the chair, like my asses this way right here, 0:06:21.400 --> 0:06:24.080 and he's just pounding the chair and then bang. I've 0:06:24.080 --> 0:06:26.120 had some crazy ship I sucked in an uber in 0:06:26.120 --> 0:06:31.240 a wheelchair, maybe Daddy Uber when they used to do 0:06:31.279 --> 0:06:33.680 shared Uber's, remember when they were doing shared lifts and Uber's. 0:06:33.839 --> 0:06:36.760 So how Corona started sow which we was in a 0:06:36.760 --> 0:06:38.520 bench spread that we weren't right in the back. He 0:06:38.600 --> 0:06:39.880 put me right in the back seat and we was 0:06:39.920 --> 0:06:43.239 back to the top head head fun, fun, real quick bobbing. 0:06:43.279 --> 0:06:44.720 Then the lady opened because we had to stop it. 0:06:44.920 --> 0:06:46.560 I guess we picked up somebody from the mall. So 0:06:46.600 --> 0:06:48.919 she opened the ship and I was like, wait, she 0:06:49.000 --> 0:06:51.000 saw y'all fucking yeah, but she still got in the 0:06:51.000 --> 0:06:52.479 act like she ain't seen the thing. I'm gonna be 0:06:52.480 --> 0:06:55.240 real with you. If regular people not saying you ain't 0:06:55.279 --> 0:06:56.880 regular news. You know off stand if two walk of 0:06:56.920 --> 0:06:59.039 people was sucking, I'd be like, these motherfuck's nasty? Did 0:06:59.040 --> 0:07:00.400 you we wheel chack? You feel like? And she didn't 0:07:00.400 --> 0:07:04.160 know I was in a wheelchair. The chair was folded up. 0:07:04.240 --> 0:07:06.160 She like, now he saw that. That the other reason 0:07:06.200 --> 0:07:12.400 one she didn't repelled your guy, guy, you got no legs. 0:07:12.440 --> 0:07:15.160 I ain't gonna have no We were so drunk we 0:07:15.200 --> 0:07:16.760 did not I swear to god, we did not care 0:07:16.760 --> 0:07:18.800 like I love having sex and crazy places. So I 0:07:18.840 --> 0:07:21.280 just got a text back, thank you very much. And 0:07:21.320 --> 0:07:22.920 I also want to make a note. This is how 0:07:22.920 --> 0:07:25.240 you know he's white. This was lover boy. You remember 0:07:26.840 --> 0:07:31.000 what did he say? One word blow job? He said, 0:07:31.040 --> 0:07:34.400 I'm flying right now. But that's not giving jobs ever. 0:07:36.160 --> 0:07:39.000 That's blow jobs ever? Yo, No, Lie, it must be 0:07:39.000 --> 0:07:41.440 because when I want to go see him, remember last 0:07:41.520 --> 0:07:44.160 year he flew me out. I made a joke about 0:07:44.200 --> 0:07:45.920 how he was like, oh, you should come and see 0:07:45.960 --> 0:07:47.440 me or whatever. I'm back in the States. I'm like 0:07:48.000 --> 0:07:50.040 you better do something for me, Like, but I'm different now. 0:07:50.120 --> 0:07:52.720 When I arrived it was new Gucci shoes like wrapped 0:07:52.720 --> 0:07:54.720 on the bed and shade. I was like, oh this 0:07:54.880 --> 0:07:56.840 is giving. I have a good pussy because you really 0:07:56.920 --> 0:08:01.560 was like how much need been? I think? Yeah that wait, 0:08:01.640 --> 0:08:05.600 how do you go? You got listening? Girl? I go high? 0:08:05.680 --> 0:08:08.240 I would, but the way did she lives might come 0:08:08.240 --> 0:08:11.920 out of these little shorts. So yeah, I'm gonna yeah, 0:08:11.920 --> 0:08:14.880 I'm gonna just keep them to keep on touching the 0:08:15.000 --> 0:08:20.760 thas baby come you know. Okay, so we know now 0:08:20.840 --> 0:08:25.480 about the the fetishizing and ship like that. What positions 0:08:25.520 --> 0:08:28.800 are the hardest for you to do? Like I said, 0:08:28.800 --> 0:08:30.960 I used to love writing, so now it's like real 0:08:31.000 --> 0:08:33.720 be uncomfortable feeling because like I feel like to ride, 0:08:33.760 --> 0:08:35.560 you have to have a certain control, you know, a 0:08:35.640 --> 0:08:37.600 level of control, because that's like you really like as 0:08:37.600 --> 0:08:41.000 a woman, you're taking that gift you with a class 0:08:41.040 --> 0:08:44.280 from Taoming. Okay, Glamazon TIMEO me. We've had her on before, 0:08:44.760 --> 0:08:46.559 but she does these dick running classes. She came and 0:08:46.600 --> 0:08:48.200 did her one of our shows. But like and at 0:08:48.240 --> 0:08:49.800 the time we had her on years ago, I really 0:08:49.840 --> 0:08:52.800 didn't know how much she knew. But I did a 0:08:52.840 --> 0:08:56.480 class with my mom. My mom has to fucking replacement hips. 0:08:56.480 --> 0:08:59.480 It's like a fitness class, but she really knew if 0:08:59.480 --> 0:09:02.000 you have an olment, which way you could ride dick. 0:09:02.400 --> 0:09:05.840 Oh wow? And that shocked me that that will be 0:09:06.240 --> 0:09:09.800 the best conn that was in the world. June seventeal 0:09:09.920 --> 0:09:13.360 a dick riding class. Wow, because I think that if 0:09:13.400 --> 0:09:15.800 you had one, like I want to know, I'm definitely 0:09:15.880 --> 0:09:17.400 I'm serious. I want to try it. I think she 0:09:17.440 --> 0:09:19.880 can help you because I was shocked my mom could 0:09:19.880 --> 0:09:22.040 do it because I missed. I missed that feeling like 0:09:22.080 --> 0:09:24.560 I missed rodding. That's the only thing that I can 0:09:25.040 --> 0:09:27.480 that's the only thing that I can't. Really, I can't 0:09:27.480 --> 0:09:30.800 do it. But I'm not into it anymore because it's 0:09:30.840 --> 0:09:32.480 not I don't know how to do. I got to 0:09:32.520 --> 0:09:35.520 relearn it. But everything else is like elite. But that 0:09:35.679 --> 0:09:37.480 we gotta get you some pussy and a class from 0:09:37.480 --> 0:09:40.439 type Okay, so we don't got me some dicks and 0:09:40.480 --> 0:09:42.640 pussy in a roding class. All right, let's do this, 0:09:42.840 --> 0:09:45.000 I think. Lastly before we get into your homemail, though, 0:09:45.200 --> 0:09:47.640 I would want to know your craziest story since being 0:09:47.640 --> 0:09:50.600 in the chair, whether it's like threesome, two dudes wanting 0:09:50.600 --> 0:09:53.800 to fuck you, just anything crazy that had to do 0:09:53.880 --> 0:09:58.920 with the chair. My craziest story like sexus because the 0:09:59.000 --> 0:10:03.680 uber was pretty Actually yeah, Uber, that was it wasn't 0:10:03.720 --> 0:10:07.000 just the regular wasn't xcel wasn't like that. That's been 0:10:07.000 --> 0:10:09.560 said uberpool question. Have you ever squirted on the chair? 0:10:10.240 --> 0:10:12.080 Um on my chair? No, I don't. I don't like 0:10:12.120 --> 0:10:15.160 to squirt on my chickens. And I gotta clean. And 0:10:15.559 --> 0:10:17.040 you know that's why I don't do go to showers 0:10:17.040 --> 0:10:19.640 in my bed. You gotta put a tower like the 0:10:19.640 --> 0:10:22.400 tower I squirt, but we gotta put a town. You 0:10:22.400 --> 0:10:24.120 know you didn't get bad. You can change the sheets 0:10:24.120 --> 0:10:26.120 real quick. This I gotta go do mad extra with 0:10:26.120 --> 0:10:27.720 the cushion because you can't wash it how you would 0:10:27.720 --> 0:10:31.000 wash something regularly. So I like to keep it clean 0:10:31.040 --> 0:10:32.719 so you could smell good, because ain't nobody wanna be 0:10:32.720 --> 0:10:34.719 spelling no hot ask you know what I mean? No, 0:10:34.840 --> 0:10:39.840 no fucking piston like the fun but the nastiest the 0:10:40.080 --> 0:10:42.400 I don't know, freaky, I don't know. I've been my 0:10:42.480 --> 0:10:44.920 life wild. I've been freaky all my life. So it's 0:10:44.960 --> 0:10:48.800 like I don't know. Okay. Um, we was at this 0:10:48.840 --> 0:10:51.679 hotel and um it was for my birthday and we 0:10:51.679 --> 0:10:54.719 were we were down I think downtown, back into the 0:10:54.760 --> 0:10:57.480 city when father surprised me whatever. We were in the 0:10:57.720 --> 0:11:01.000 we were um in the window like in the hotel. 0:11:01.000 --> 0:11:02.520 He was like on the second or their floor, so 0:11:02.600 --> 0:11:05.000 you can see like I can literally see the floor 0:11:05.080 --> 0:11:07.080 like the outside people. And he just had me in 0:11:07.080 --> 0:11:09.120 the window, just sucking me like my face was on 0:11:09.200 --> 0:11:10.640 the one in my head it was hitting the window 0:11:10.720 --> 0:11:14.199 like everybody could see me, like everybody could see me. 0:11:14.280 --> 0:11:15.640 But that wasn't even the wildest one. I don't know. 0:11:15.679 --> 0:11:18.680 I think I did some crazy ship Okay, I got 0:11:18.679 --> 0:11:24.920 you that. When I can beat up this show, not 0:11:25.040 --> 0:11:31.080 get a bitch beat Um, I want to say, I 0:11:31.080 --> 0:11:33.439 don't know. I don't know. I do crazy things. I've 0:11:33.520 --> 0:11:37.000 had sex in the wheelchair so many different places. The hospital. 0:11:37.559 --> 0:11:41.280 Oh yeah, okay, so when I was in labor. Let 0:11:41.320 --> 0:11:43.760 me tell y'all, Let me tell y'all, Let me tell y'all. 0:11:44.320 --> 0:11:47.520 Your baby got dimples, Yes he got, he got shut up, 0:11:47.559 --> 0:11:49.480 he got to that's house. But I got I got 0:11:49.520 --> 0:11:52.160 what you got. Your mama had you earlier if she 0:11:52.240 --> 0:11:54.760 only folded too. Yeah, she did seven team. My daddy 0:11:54.760 --> 0:12:01.120 was fifteen, and it was so we you were I 0:12:01.160 --> 0:12:02.680 needed to have I wanted to have my bag because 0:12:02.679 --> 0:12:04.480 I was getting big. That's the only thing in the chair. 0:12:04.520 --> 0:12:06.679 Like I was so like, I didn't gain any weight, 0:12:06.720 --> 0:12:08.560 It's just my stomach, some old stomach. So it's like 0:12:08.600 --> 0:12:11.520 my back is literally like this every five seconds. I 0:12:11.520 --> 0:12:13.400 got a fucking pe And imagine Pete and the Wilshair. 0:12:13.440 --> 0:12:15.200 It's not like you just run to the bathroom like 0:12:15.240 --> 0:12:16.920 every fucking I gotta get my big gass in the 0:12:17.000 --> 0:12:19.439 chair because I'm pregnant, waddling it, then go do this. 0:12:19.480 --> 0:12:20.880 So I'm just like, you know what. I begged him 0:12:20.880 --> 0:12:23.160 to induce me because my dudday is made thirty. If 0:12:23.320 --> 0:12:24.920 my son's supposed to be a Gemini, I'm a Gemini. 0:12:25.000 --> 0:12:27.120 His dad's a Gemini, So he was. I really wanted 0:12:27.160 --> 0:12:28.800 him to be a Gemini. We literally playing him to 0:12:28.800 --> 0:12:30.800 be a gym market. But I just couldn't take the 0:12:30.800 --> 0:12:34.360 weight anymore. So we get to hospital or whatever, and 0:12:34.360 --> 0:12:35.959 I called because I was I was like, yeah, I 0:12:36.000 --> 0:12:37.840 think I'm going into labor or whatever. So he comes, 0:12:38.400 --> 0:12:42.880 so I'm like, yo, I said, ya, he said, what 0:12:43.000 --> 0:12:44.960 the doctors are right there. I said, you gotta do 0:12:45.000 --> 0:12:48.400 it because it's gonna help me going to label whatever. No, 0:12:48.480 --> 0:12:50.000 that's because that's how that's how No, that's how I 0:12:50.040 --> 0:12:51.960 said it. That's how it sounds. That's how I said 0:12:51.960 --> 0:12:53.719 it to him because he's in the hospital. So that's 0:12:53.760 --> 0:12:56.240 that that's what's gonna help me. So he like, sure, 0:12:56.280 --> 0:12:57.719 I don't want to hurt you because I'm I got 0:12:57.720 --> 0:12:59.480 always machine. He hooked up to me and ship it. 0:13:00.280 --> 0:13:02.560 He's like, I said, just sucking do it. So we 0:13:02.600 --> 0:13:05.960 started sucking. Bitch, this nigga's going nut inside of me. 0:13:06.280 --> 0:13:08.079 Do you know that? They did a whole fucking um 0:13:08.120 --> 0:13:10.400 ship right after to check my service. I was like, 0:13:11.080 --> 0:13:12.840 and the doctor just looked at me like she she 0:13:12.920 --> 0:13:14.920 because she obviously knows she's a fucking o b g 0:13:15.080 --> 0:13:17.320 running and she just looked at me and then she 0:13:17.440 --> 0:13:19.760 was like, yeah, we'll we'll take you to the delivery room. 0:13:19.800 --> 0:13:22.160 You can just go get she I literally went into labor. 0:13:22.760 --> 0:13:25.800 So he literally, fucking do you think she was judging you? 0:13:26.160 --> 0:13:27.800 I didn't give a funk if she was. That was 0:13:28.040 --> 0:13:30.160 that was some amazing sex because you can't because I 0:13:30.200 --> 0:13:32.200 didn't wait the six weeks after sex. But I was 0:13:32.240 --> 0:13:33.840 thinking about, like Dan, what if I have to wait 0:13:33.840 --> 0:13:36.960 the six weeks. So I was talking, are you having 0:13:36.960 --> 0:13:40.640 contractions and did they feel better? Because they say when 0:13:40.640 --> 0:13:42.960 you're cramping, sex could help me. That was before I 0:13:42.960 --> 0:13:45.120 got into because there's different stages of labor. That was 0:13:45.120 --> 0:13:47.240 an active labor. I was dilated though, so they were 0:13:47.240 --> 0:13:50.760 getting ready. So once he did that, that's when I 0:13:50.800 --> 0:13:53.320 felt it. That's when I started feeling like, okay, contract 0:13:53.320 --> 0:13:55.240 like it just got crazy out of nowhere. I'm like, 0:13:55.240 --> 0:13:57.880 what the fund crazy? It's like the nut just looped 0:13:57.920 --> 0:14:01.079 it up in my baby, not looped so your baby 0:14:01.160 --> 0:14:04.640 came out and non night, I'm like, your baby went 0:14:04.679 --> 0:14:07.360 through the canal. No, I didn't have him for like 0:14:07.360 --> 0:14:10.679 another twenty six hours. So dried up. Okay, dried up. 0:14:10.760 --> 0:14:13.280 You know, they had they had to white they had 0:14:13.320 --> 0:14:15.360 to white me and down a little bit. I'm pretty 0:14:15.360 --> 0:14:17.240 sure when the doctor puts the specuum in and some 0:14:17.280 --> 0:14:19.800 of the ship came out right. But you know, either 0:14:21.400 --> 0:14:25.440 she was just looking at he was He's avideo looking shot. 0:14:25.680 --> 0:14:27.440 Don't tell me no more to ship. It was amazing 0:14:27.880 --> 0:14:34.400 for real, not the biggest when she up there tongueing 0:14:34.400 --> 0:14:37.160 her out. I thought about Juicy put that tongue through 0:14:37.160 --> 0:14:42.640 that whole girl. So, as y'all heard, my first favorite 0:14:42.640 --> 0:14:47.520 moment of the year came from episode two sixty six 0:14:48.240 --> 0:14:53.760 Coachy on Will's featuring French She who was absolutely amazing. 0:14:53.880 --> 0:14:57.400 And I picked this moment because we got to sit 0:14:57.480 --> 0:15:01.800 and speak with how someone has sex in a wheelchair? Um, 0:15:01.880 --> 0:15:04.920 and this to me definitely defines horrible decisions in the 0:15:04.960 --> 0:15:08.200 type of conversations we like to have with the various 0:15:08.240 --> 0:15:11.040 guests that come on the pot. And she was funny, 0:15:11.200 --> 0:15:14.480 she was real, and she had us motherfucking key Ki 0:15:14.520 --> 0:15:19.080 and the whole time. So episode two sixties six, if 0:15:19.080 --> 0:15:22.400 you haven't yet, make sure you go back and catch that. Okay, 0:15:22.440 --> 0:15:26.440 this next one a chem Woods. I found a chem Woods. 0:15:26.600 --> 0:15:29.520 There's someone else's podcast that was shooting at w TF 0:15:29.640 --> 0:15:34.880 Media and I was like, this is hilarious him gay, oh, 0:15:34.920 --> 0:15:36.720 we need to have him on the show. And this 0:15:36.800 --> 0:15:38.440 is one of my favorite stories I heard all year. 0:15:38.920 --> 0:15:43.160 Are you're sucking a straight friends yet? Nah? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, 0:15:43.240 --> 0:15:46.680 I sucked some dudes. This happened in Denver. Actually, I 0:15:47.120 --> 0:15:50.480 this dude, I was in Fort Collins. Last week, I headlining, 0:15:50.720 --> 0:15:52.760 headlining a bunch of shows, and I fu this dude 0:15:53.320 --> 0:15:55.400 and he and here's the thing that was, did you 0:15:55.480 --> 0:15:59.400 bet that headlining a bunch of shows? Some with times 0:16:00.320 --> 0:16:04.400 people like straight like straight dudes have the air quote. Okay, 0:16:04.400 --> 0:16:05.800 So I was hooking. I was looking up with dude 0:16:05.800 --> 0:16:07.080 and he was like he was telling me, like we 0:16:07.120 --> 0:16:08.400 were talking on grinding. He was like, hey, this is 0:16:08.440 --> 0:16:10.640 my first time. I've never I've never been with the 0:16:10.640 --> 0:16:12.880 guy before, my first time, blah blah blah blah. And 0:16:12.920 --> 0:16:16.880 I'm like, okay, whatever. And then we're having sex and 0:16:16.920 --> 0:16:19.200 he's giving me your blow job and it's the best 0:16:19.200 --> 0:16:21.400 blowdomemb of a guy in so the whole time like 0:16:21.440 --> 0:16:24.520 this nigga is a liar, Like I'm just think you 0:16:24.600 --> 0:16:29.200 like it. I don't. I mean, if I mean to win. 0:16:29.360 --> 0:16:32.120 I gave head for the very first time in my life. 0:16:32.400 --> 0:16:34.120 He said I was good too, and swear I did 0:16:34.120 --> 0:16:36.640 it before and I did it, so sometimes you do 0:16:36.680 --> 0:16:38.840 things with a passion, but this was like the type 0:16:38.840 --> 0:16:41.800 of this was like this was like a depth head 0:16:41.840 --> 0:16:45.440 like I've been se conditions off nineteen he never it 0:16:45.520 --> 0:16:47.440 was like going to the best ball like no, nigga, 0:16:48.680 --> 0:16:50.760 if this is your first time you should be teaching 0:16:50.760 --> 0:16:54.520 a class. What made it so good? Everything the spit ratio, 0:16:54.840 --> 0:16:57.920 the deep zote and everything everything about it was like 0:16:58.240 --> 0:17:02.280 you can a class ever, so something like you should 0:17:02.360 --> 0:17:06.480 teach a dick sucking class. Everest, get off the couch. 0:17:07.720 --> 0:17:11.120 It's like like and I was like the whole time, 0:17:11.160 --> 0:17:13.200 I was great, but I was also thinking, I can't 0:17:13.200 --> 0:17:15.280 believe he lied to me, Like why would he lie 0:17:15.320 --> 0:17:17.280 to me? Were you thinking that while you were thinking 0:17:17.280 --> 0:17:19.920 the whole time that he wanted in easy? No, No, 0:17:20.320 --> 0:17:22.119 I didn't end up. You just blew me. But the 0:17:22.160 --> 0:17:25.320 whole time I was like, this is great. You just 0:17:25.320 --> 0:17:27.160 can't be your verst time. Let's talk about a time 0:17:27.200 --> 0:17:31.399 that hasn't been so great. What's one of your worst 0:17:32.640 --> 0:17:34.960 This okay, this is one of my It was weird, 0:17:35.040 --> 0:17:37.720 so that's why it was bad, right said? I had 0:17:38.560 --> 0:17:42.119 and almost three sous. Now I've had to do some 0:17:42.200 --> 0:17:44.880 before because I'm an adult. But like I've had, this 0:17:44.960 --> 0:17:47.200 isn't the almost three So okay, so I'm a grinder. 0:17:47.240 --> 0:17:48.960 It's two o'clock in the morning. This is why I 0:17:49.000 --> 0:17:50.320 used to live in South Central. I live in South 0:17:50.320 --> 0:17:56.160 Central Los Angeles for four years in the hood, and 0:17:56.280 --> 0:17:59.960 this guy messages me on two It was like Tuesday 0:18:00.040 --> 0:18:03.320 at like two am, right, and he messaged me. He's like, hey, 0:18:03.760 --> 0:18:06.480 do you want to suck me and my husband? And 0:18:06.520 --> 0:18:11.920 I'm like, yeah, it's Tuesday. I top on Tuesday to Tuesday. 0:18:12.280 --> 0:18:14.000 So he messaged me and he said, so he said, 0:18:14.000 --> 0:18:15.639 it's okay because you guys know on grinding you can 0:18:15.680 --> 0:18:19.240 send you a location because we're monsters. So he said, 0:18:20.160 --> 0:18:22.040 it's wild. But it's not that you don't have to 0:18:22.040 --> 0:18:25.439 exchange phone numbers exactly. You just send sending Okay. So 0:18:25.520 --> 0:18:28.080 we dropped his pen. It was like fifteen minutes away 0:18:28.200 --> 0:18:31.399 driving in South Central. It's two am. I'm I'm horny whatever, 0:18:31.560 --> 0:18:33.240 So I drive to his house. I get to his house. 0:18:33.280 --> 0:18:36.479 I have a dangerous life in the gay community. Yeah, like, 0:18:37.000 --> 0:18:39.639 you went to a stranger's house to him and his 0:18:39.720 --> 0:18:44.600 husband at two am without even having his number. Just me. 0:18:44.720 --> 0:18:47.520 I'm just trying, like I'm trying to get and I'm like, 0:18:48.119 --> 0:18:51.240 gets worse, I'll keep going. So I walk up to 0:18:51.280 --> 0:18:54.160 his house, I'm about to ring the doorbell and then 0:18:54.200 --> 0:18:58.640 this dude gets comes out of the shadows. He did 0:18:58.840 --> 0:19:01.000 keep going. He comes up of shadows. I'm like, oh, ship, 0:19:01.080 --> 0:19:04.840 it's Brent. His name was Brent and it's the break 0:19:04.880 --> 0:19:06.399