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Speaker 1: Guess what decision We're about to make horrible decisions. Welcome

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Speaker 1: everybody to Harvard Bled. This is Young. It is the

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Speaker 1: last episode of and my goodness, this has been quite

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Speaker 1: the year. We appreciate the hore Hive, all of the

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Speaker 1: new listeners, all listeners, o G listeners for rocking with

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Speaker 1: us for yet another year of horrible decisions. And as

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Speaker 1: we always do at the top of the year, we think,

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Speaker 1: I like to let you guys know our favorite episodes,

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Speaker 1: our favorite guests, our favorite moments of the year, and

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Speaker 1: I'm just really excited that we made another year. Also

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Speaker 1: look forward, Yes, we are getting back on the road

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Speaker 1: next year, so looking forward to seeing and meeting all

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Speaker 1: of you in But before we get to the new year,

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Speaker 1: let's go ahead and recap two and we're starting with

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Speaker 1: this moment right here. So in your on your podcast

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Speaker 1: from the Throne, it's three of your wheelchairs What you

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Speaker 1: like when you have sex conversation, because those are the

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Speaker 1: clips I saw of you, Like, how is it for

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Speaker 1: the guys on your podcast they having sex in their wheelchairs?

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Speaker 1: And what mobility functions have they possibly lost them? Niggas

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Speaker 1: be fucking especially live that nigga Fox more thing all

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Speaker 1: of us in here. Really, that nigga Fox more than Wheezy.

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Speaker 1: He really okay, he had all his kids young. That's

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Speaker 1: the light that's the light skinned one that's always on

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Speaker 1: the right hand side of me. His name is Live. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna throw you Outre because you could say your points.

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Speaker 1: He called himself the little point Stu. He really he's

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Speaker 1: really been fucking. He's he's he's he's well seasoned, sucking

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Speaker 1: in a chair and walking. He knows. Um, we have

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Speaker 1: these conversations because I've known all these people over nine years,

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Speaker 1: and that's great. We we have genuine bonds because we

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Speaker 1: all know. We don't want to funk with nobody in

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Speaker 1: a wheelchair, honestly, because I just what the funk you're

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Speaker 1: about to do? Play bump of cars like I need

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Speaker 1: somebody that's gonna take me up and feel me and

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Speaker 1: um yeah, so we're just older good and then we

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Speaker 1: fun other people that look good that walk. We like

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Speaker 1: walking people. But Jesse said that Jessie said that he

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Speaker 1: was getting Jessie said he would be with somebody in

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Speaker 1: a wheelchair. I mean, if I was walking, o woul day,

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Speaker 1: somebody in a wheelchair. But one of us have to

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Speaker 1: have you know, we've had this conversation. Yeah, I think,

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Speaker 1: I said, but I don't like writing. I feel like,

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Speaker 1: if that's a wheelchair, I gotta be their arms are

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Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. Live does other ship. And then

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Speaker 1: it was the other nigga we had on the show.

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Speaker 1: He was doing some other ship Shabari or whatever the funk.

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Speaker 1: He was shying to funk too, but he can't with

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Speaker 1: the shop. I'm doing a Shabari show and he like

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Speaker 1: uses things to hold him up so he could drill

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Speaker 1: a bit. Wow. Interesting, I don't want to fetishize it,

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Speaker 1: and which I want to get into that conversation with you,

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Speaker 1: but like I feel like I have to know what

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Speaker 1: that's like. You have to know whether a dude was

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Speaker 1: in a wheelchair or not. But dude had to to

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Speaker 1: spend himself to fuck me. I kind of would want

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Speaker 1: to see that. Yeah, he was literally like he ties

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Speaker 1: like with ropes like the sexes, like you know, the

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Speaker 1: ties himself up to his bed like I guess he

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Speaker 1: then like Smithy shades gray fucking the upper body strength

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Speaker 1: burn that frame. They just gotta because good gotta be

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Speaker 1: the functionality of your sex. You've talked about how you

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Speaker 1: feel the upper part, right, What is getting head like

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Speaker 1: for you? And and receiving and giving? What got I

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Speaker 1: love herd. That was the first thing that I've ever gotten.

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Speaker 1: So in the wheelchair, it doesn't it's no difference. It's

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Speaker 1: like does your pussy? Does the feeling up your pussy

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Speaker 1: change when you sit down? Sometimes? No, I'm talking about

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Speaker 1: like physics, like do you feel a change when you

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Speaker 1: sit down? Do you feel a changing your pussy? No? No,

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Speaker 1: But I'm talking about penetration it changes. Yeah, But I'm

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Speaker 1: talking about just getting head. So I'm sitting, I'm laying

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Speaker 1: when you're up and down, like or maybe when you're

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Speaker 1: but I'm gentle. I don't just be you know, I

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Speaker 1: our essensual seduction them him have you had? Let's see

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Speaker 1: with New York. I walk ups, Okay, you're going to

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Speaker 1: get some tick. I get carried. I know every house

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Speaker 1: a damsel in distressing. And when they throw you on

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Speaker 1: chair right after. Okay, so you just be killing um. Well,

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Speaker 1: I don't. I don't. I don't mind asks for help.

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Speaker 1: like for the chair and when I just want to

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Speaker 1: see what wheelchair pussy feels like. But I'm like, wheelchair

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Speaker 1: it's just literally sitting pussy but you know, I've always

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Speaker 1: I've had and I've had sex in my wheelchair, like

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Speaker 1: getting my head pounded on the oven while the nigga

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Speaker 1: is just like my asses, Like I'm all the way

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Speaker 1: Then the lady opened because we had to stop it.

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Speaker 1: real with you. If regular people not saying you ain't

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Speaker 1: one she didn't repelled your guy, guy, you got no legs.

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Speaker 1: like I love having sex and crazy places. So I

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Speaker 1: just got a text back, thank you very much. And

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Speaker 1: I also want to make a note. This is how

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Speaker 1: you know he's white. This was lover boy. You remember

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Speaker 1: what did he say? One word blow job? He said,

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Speaker 1: I'm flying right now. But that's not giving jobs ever.

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Speaker 1: I would, but the way did she lives might come

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Speaker 1: about the the fetishizing and ship like that. What positions

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Speaker 1: didn't know how much she knew. But I did a

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Speaker 1: class with my mom. My mom has to fucking replacement hips.

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Speaker 1: It's like a fitness class, but she really knew if

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Speaker 1: Oh wow? And that shocked me that that will be

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Speaker 1: the best conn that was in the world. June seventeal

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Speaker 1: a dick riding class. Wow, because I think that if

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Speaker 1: I'm serious. I want to try it. I think she

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Speaker 1: can help you because I was shocked my mom could

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Speaker 1: do it because I missed. I missed that feeling like

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Speaker 1: I missed rodding. That's the only thing that I can

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Speaker 1: that's the only thing that I can't. Really, I can't

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Speaker 1: not I don't know how to do. I got to

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Speaker 1: relearn it. But everything else is like elite. But that

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Speaker 1: we gotta get you some pussy and a class from

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Speaker 1: type Okay, so we don't got me some dicks and

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Speaker 1: pussy in a roding class. All right, let's do this,

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Speaker 1: I think. Lastly before we get into your homemail, though,

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Speaker 1: I would want to know your craziest story since being

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Speaker 1: And in the back of the U haul there's an

424
00:20:15,960 --> 00:20:19,320
Speaker 1: air mattress or I don't know if it's air mattres,

425
00:20:19,320 --> 00:20:22,320
Speaker 1: but there's a mattress. Clearly you just don't care about mattress.

426
00:20:22,480 --> 00:20:25,280
Speaker 1: And before you judge me, there was also a headboard.

427
00:20:25,440 --> 00:20:28,640
Speaker 1: So already they'll do a better than it's a big

428
00:20:28,800 --> 00:20:31,119
Speaker 1: U because they were moving U haul, maybe they were

429
00:20:31,160 --> 00:20:32,680
Speaker 1: breaking up, and he was like, let's get one last

430
00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:36,640
Speaker 1: keep going. So I walked into the mattress. There's a headboard,

431
00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:39,959
Speaker 1: There's there's a chair in the corner. It's a studio

432
00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:42,000
Speaker 1: apartment at this point, like, there's a chair in the

433
00:20:42,040 --> 00:20:46,560
Speaker 1: corner in the corner. I kid you not. This is

434
00:20:46,600 --> 00:20:48,600
Speaker 1: the part that you can stand up. This is the yeah,

435
00:20:48,960 --> 00:20:50,320
Speaker 1: this is the part. This is the part that I

436
00:20:50,400 --> 00:20:54,280
Speaker 1: can't understand. There's a lamp in the corner and it's on,

437
00:20:54,760 --> 00:20:58,359
Speaker 1: and like I don't understand how, but it was in

438
00:20:58,440 --> 00:21:00,680
Speaker 1: the corner on. I'm like, what the fuck? Or it

439
00:21:00,680 --> 00:21:03,119
Speaker 1: could have been like one of those, it could have

440
00:21:03,119 --> 00:21:08,560
Speaker 1: been girl. They still be plugging, right, so the you

441
00:21:08,800 --> 00:21:10,800
Speaker 1: so the lights on. There's the chair, right, So he's

442
00:21:10,800 --> 00:21:12,680
Speaker 1: sitting on the chair. When I walked into the U haul,

443
00:21:13,320 --> 00:21:15,800
Speaker 1: his his his boyfriend or husband, I don't know the stats.

444
00:21:15,800 --> 00:21:21,880
Speaker 1: The metal status was in a jockstrap like like type. Yeah. Yeah,

445
00:21:21,920 --> 00:21:24,199
Speaker 1: it was pretty hot. So I walk in and he

446
00:21:24,280 --> 00:21:26,320
Speaker 1: closes the U haul and in my head I'm like, oh,

447
00:21:26,359 --> 00:21:30,679
Speaker 1: no murder, But like in my dick, I'm like, this

448
00:21:30,720 --> 00:21:32,440
Speaker 1: is gonna be so much fun. So like I still,

449
00:21:32,920 --> 00:21:36,919
Speaker 1: so I started sucking the dude husband and he has

450
00:21:36,920 --> 00:21:40,560
Speaker 1: the thing that it didn't shake that much because it

451
00:21:40,560 --> 00:21:42,600
Speaker 1: was it was like a really big but it was moving.

452
00:21:42,960 --> 00:21:45,080
Speaker 1: But he was why I think I was cheated because

453
00:21:45,080 --> 00:21:46,840
Speaker 1: it wasn't. Because that's why I say it was an

454
00:21:46,840 --> 00:21:48,840
Speaker 1: almost verysome right because like when you do with three someome,

455
00:21:48,920 --> 00:21:50,760
Speaker 1: the best part is you get two of the things

456
00:21:50,760 --> 00:21:53,080
Speaker 1: that you like, Like you get two dicks, two asses

457
00:21:53,160 --> 00:21:55,560
Speaker 1: to ty for tities, you get double with the things.

458
00:21:56,600 --> 00:21:59,199
Speaker 1: So I'm sucking this dude and the whole time his husband,

459
00:21:59,359 --> 00:22:03,159
Speaker 1: oh boyfriend just sitting there watching exactly. But that's not

460
00:22:03,200 --> 00:22:05,880
Speaker 1: what what I signed up for. I signed up for threes.

461
00:22:06,200 --> 00:22:08,280
Speaker 1: I'm all about sucking some dude husband in front of you.

462
00:22:08,320 --> 00:22:10,359
Speaker 1: That's cool on whatever. I don't kick stream, but I

463
00:22:10,480 --> 00:22:14,240
Speaker 1: just signed up for that. I signed up for threesome. Yeah.

464
00:22:14,240 --> 00:22:15,760
Speaker 1: So the whole time I'm sucking this dude, I'm just

465
00:22:15,760 --> 00:22:17,320
Speaker 1: looking at him and like, are you gonna tag in

466
00:22:17,440 --> 00:22:19,800
Speaker 1: or we're gonna or we're gonna switch? Am I gonna

467
00:22:20,240 --> 00:22:24,000
Speaker 1: at least jagging off? Because then technically that's like, Oh,

468
00:22:24,400 --> 00:22:27,040
Speaker 1: he was sitting there. You could see that he had

469
00:22:27,040 --> 00:22:29,119
Speaker 1: a heart on because he had like gym shorts on

470
00:22:29,200 --> 00:22:31,440
Speaker 1: or whatever. But he was just sitting there watching as

471
00:22:31,440 --> 00:22:34,000
Speaker 1: I sucked this dude husband, and I'm like, are you

472
00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:36,640
Speaker 1: gonna sub in? Like, what the funk are we? Why? Why?

473
00:22:36,840 --> 00:22:39,560
Speaker 1: And he never just why? I sucked. My came and

474
00:22:39,600 --> 00:22:43,120
Speaker 1: I left. But here's the thing that's wild. After I left. No, no,

475
00:22:43,320 --> 00:22:47,520
Speaker 1: first time I was gonna say that, there's nothing. Here's

476
00:22:47,520 --> 00:22:50,000
Speaker 1: the thing that's wild. You're already in the wild. Okay.

477
00:22:52,320 --> 00:22:57,520
Speaker 1: They drove off. They didn't live in the area. They

478
00:22:57,600 --> 00:22:59,600
Speaker 1: just went to south side of the to find some

479
00:22:59,680 --> 00:23:04,040
Speaker 1: black dud. The his white which I'm like, I'm all

480
00:23:04,080 --> 00:23:06,240
Speaker 1: about racist if I get the white dudes for vengeance.

481
00:23:06,600 --> 00:23:09,120
Speaker 1: But it was they went to South Central to find

482
00:23:09,119 --> 00:23:11,520
Speaker 1: a black dude to his white husband that that is

483
00:23:11,560 --> 00:23:21,280
Speaker 1: the wild part. At least they had a place they had. Yeah,

484
00:23:21,320 --> 00:23:23,439
Speaker 1: that was they went to South Central because they know

485
00:23:23,480 --> 00:23:29,320
Speaker 1: south Central black. They drove, they drove the off Where

486
00:23:29,320 --> 00:23:30,840
Speaker 1: do you think we can get a black guy? Yeah,

487
00:23:30,880 --> 00:23:34,200
Speaker 1: that's a percent what it was. They didn't live anywhere

488
00:23:34,200 --> 00:23:39,080
Speaker 1: in Southing at least a good department complex. They chose

489
00:23:39,960 --> 00:23:43,440
Speaker 1: it was South Central. It wasn't. It wasn't want more

490
00:23:43,520 --> 00:23:45,399
Speaker 1: dangerous parts that they could have picked, you know what

491
00:23:45,440 --> 00:23:47,520
Speaker 1: I mean. So it was safer in that sense, but

492
00:23:47,560 --> 00:23:50,639
Speaker 1: it wasn't by any means nice. Wasn't like it was

493
00:23:51,200 --> 00:23:57,320
Speaker 1: south Central Central Shade, but it's still was a hood.

494
00:23:58,840 --> 00:24:00,520
Speaker 1: I had to drive to the South Center were recently

495
00:24:00,560 --> 00:24:02,959
Speaker 1: to get weed after midnight because the story is closed

496
00:24:03,600 --> 00:24:05,040
Speaker 1: and I was on my period so I really needed

497
00:24:05,160 --> 00:24:06,840
Speaker 1: and I was I'm on my way there. I'm telling

498
00:24:06,840 --> 00:24:08,640
Speaker 1: a friend in l A where I'm going. She was like, bitch,

499
00:24:08,680 --> 00:24:10,440
Speaker 1: ain't gonna kill you. Oh you had a test lot

500
00:24:10,560 --> 00:24:12,480
Speaker 1: role like for the m and she was like, heyly

501
00:24:12,480 --> 00:24:14,760
Speaker 1: need some essential do you I mean, where in l

502
00:24:14,760 --> 00:24:18,960
Speaker 1: A do you live in? Okay, you're shut up. I

503
00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:20,679
Speaker 1: lived in South Central. I still have an apartment there,

504
00:24:20,680 --> 00:24:22,800
Speaker 1: but my lease is up next month, so I'm not

505
00:24:22,800 --> 00:24:26,040
Speaker 1: gonna resign. But wait, so I ain't gonna hold you.

506
00:24:26,040 --> 00:24:29,040
Speaker 1: Would you fucking nigga in a U haul? If I

507
00:24:29,119 --> 00:24:32,560
Speaker 1: already fun? If I'm like, if he's fine as hell?

508
00:24:33,240 --> 00:24:35,840
Speaker 1: So I don't do anonymous sex. But I know that's

509
00:24:35,840 --> 00:24:38,760
Speaker 1: some gay ship shape. Oh yeah, gay people do all time,

510
00:24:38,840 --> 00:24:41,080
Speaker 1: but but mainly because of safety being on the d

511
00:24:41,280 --> 00:24:44,240
Speaker 1: L whatever like ship happens, right, but um sex is

512
00:24:44,280 --> 00:24:49,040
Speaker 1: more dangerous for women anyway, Right, Okay, there's a few scenarios.

513
00:24:49,119 --> 00:24:50,720
Speaker 1: Let's say I'm already sucking you and we're in the

514
00:24:50,800 --> 00:24:54,520
Speaker 1: U haul. Yes, let's say helping you move, helping him move?

515
00:24:54,560 --> 00:24:56,720
Speaker 1: Whatever I'd give I w was sucking a U haul?

516
00:24:57,720 --> 00:25:01,320
Speaker 1: Wasn't that bad? That wasn't it? And didn't they get hot?

517
00:25:02,119 --> 00:25:05,880
Speaker 1: Because I was going to be a lot of the way.

518
00:25:05,920 --> 00:25:07,879
Speaker 1: It was like a crack. So then people could have

519
00:25:07,920 --> 00:25:10,360
Speaker 1: walked by and heard jall moaning and in theory, yes,

520
00:25:11,160 --> 00:25:13,600
Speaker 1: but it's two am in the hood and y'all kept

521
00:25:13,640 --> 00:25:19,359
Speaker 1: a U haul cracked because the other options suffocating, but

522
00:25:19,440 --> 00:25:21,480
Speaker 1: it would be hot as if you didn't keep it crack,

523
00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:30,680
Speaker 1: so you had to have an it's giving asphysiation. Now

524
00:25:30,880 --> 00:25:34,800
Speaker 1: my next pick comes from, of course, a solo episode,

525
00:25:35,320 --> 00:25:38,480
Speaker 1: because that's how Horrible Decisions pretty much started. We THEE

526
00:25:38,520 --> 00:25:42,880
Speaker 1: and I reading kinks of the week, um, diving into

527
00:25:43,320 --> 00:25:46,040
Speaker 1: fetishes and kinks we had no clue about, but also

528
00:25:46,119 --> 00:25:52,119
Speaker 1: sharing our own sexual journey and did shear I've shared

529
00:25:52,119 --> 00:25:55,600
Speaker 1: a story about going on a much needed vacation to

530
00:25:55,720 --> 00:26:01,000
Speaker 1: take a break where I ended up unicorning on vaca.

531
00:26:01,520 --> 00:26:05,480
Speaker 1: That's right, that's the title of this episode. Episode two

532
00:26:05,520 --> 00:26:08,840
Speaker 1: seventies six is another favorite moment that I had from

533
00:26:08,840 --> 00:26:13,000
Speaker 1: two Check it out here. What was the last? Too

534
00:26:13,040 --> 00:26:14,760
Speaker 1: hard on? Y'all? Oh no, not even too hard. I

535
00:26:14,800 --> 00:26:17,400
Speaker 1: actually want to share on the pod the way things

536
00:26:17,480 --> 00:26:19,959
Speaker 1: change over time. Right, like we said earlier, take us

537
00:26:19,960 --> 00:26:23,720
Speaker 1: to Well, we'll get to that part, but I do

538
00:26:23,800 --> 00:26:28,960
Speaker 1: want to share that I experienced my first orgasm through

539
00:26:29,040 --> 00:26:32,600
Speaker 1: head in Mexico. Wait, why can't we get there? Now,

540
00:26:32,880 --> 00:26:34,520
Speaker 1: we'll get there, But I want to share because you

541
00:26:34,560 --> 00:26:36,720
Speaker 1: were talking about head and I know I've said on

542
00:26:36,760 --> 00:26:39,800
Speaker 1: this pod that I'm good on head. I don't really

543
00:26:39,800 --> 00:26:42,840
Speaker 1: like it, don't really need it. I'm good. My ex

544
00:26:43,119 --> 00:26:45,480
Speaker 1: was great in head, but never came from the head.

545
00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:49,880
Speaker 1: This bitch had me. Let's start from the beginning. Guys,

546
00:26:49,920 --> 00:26:54,840
Speaker 1: I know you're wondering how he got here. So no,

547
00:26:55,080 --> 00:26:57,119
Speaker 1: oh no, no, no, no, she wasn't Mexican. You know,

548
00:26:57,200 --> 00:27:00,879
Speaker 1: she found a tories. Definitely a toy, not always the

549
00:27:00,920 --> 00:27:03,200
Speaker 1: type of people. So y'all know, last week we took

550
00:27:03,200 --> 00:27:07,360
Speaker 1: a break, and in doing so, this week's horrible decision.

551
00:27:07,359 --> 00:27:10,680
Speaker 1: I'm sharing how I became a unicorn in Mexico. So

552
00:27:11,160 --> 00:27:16,520
Speaker 1: I went to Mexico last week and ended up. Um.

553
00:27:16,640 --> 00:27:19,679
Speaker 1: I was like, you know, I'm going by myself, so

554
00:27:19,720 --> 00:27:22,880
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do some white people ship. Every time I traveled,

555
00:27:22,880 --> 00:27:24,960
Speaker 1: none of my friends want to swim with well sharks.

556
00:27:25,400 --> 00:27:29,880
Speaker 1: So I'm like, with well sharks. That's right, well sharks,

557
00:27:30,200 --> 00:27:32,400
Speaker 1: And here's the problem. Here's the problem. Right, I thought

558
00:27:32,400 --> 00:27:34,640
Speaker 1: they were more wells than sharks. Boy was I wrong.

559
00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:38,240
Speaker 1: Definitely more on the shark side. So I was like,

560
00:27:38,320 --> 00:27:41,560
Speaker 1: what the fun? So I go on this tour by myself.

561
00:27:41,920 --> 00:27:43,679
Speaker 1: I was a little upset because they put me on

562
00:27:43,680 --> 00:27:46,560
Speaker 1: his boat. You put on the gas saying thing. No, oh, no, bitch,

563
00:27:46,600 --> 00:27:48,159
Speaker 1: I was went up there. I mean the oxygen, the

564
00:27:48,200 --> 00:27:52,040
Speaker 1: school bullshit. No, no, you know what I'm getting. No,

565
00:27:52,160 --> 00:27:54,600
Speaker 1: it wasn't where you hold. It wasn't snorkeling. It wasn't.

566
00:27:54,680 --> 00:27:57,320
Speaker 1: I mean, it wasn't. It wasn't school diving. Yeah. So

567
00:27:57,680 --> 00:27:59,200
Speaker 1: I was a little annoyed because they put me on

568
00:27:59,240 --> 00:28:02,240
Speaker 1: his boat. Everybody spoke Spanish, so the tour guys saying

569
00:28:02,280 --> 00:28:04,520
Speaker 1: everything in Spanish, so I don't know what the funck

570
00:28:04,760 --> 00:28:07,320
Speaker 1: and He's just like, you could get around, right, I

571
00:28:07,359 --> 00:28:09,360
Speaker 1: mean pretty much. I guess that's that's what he thought.

572
00:28:09,359 --> 00:28:11,679
Speaker 1: I was back, mind you. It was. It was an

573
00:28:11,720 --> 00:28:16,320
Speaker 1: early as vote, early as boat ride, and the only

574
00:28:16,359 --> 00:28:19,000
Speaker 1: thing that I caught that he said in Spanish was

575
00:28:19,040 --> 00:28:20,919
Speaker 1: servesta And I said, oh, can I get one of

576
00:28:20,920 --> 00:28:22,399
Speaker 1: them things down? And it was like seven thirty in

577
00:28:22,440 --> 00:28:24,359
Speaker 1: the morning, and he was like you sure, and I

578
00:28:24,400 --> 00:28:26,800
Speaker 1: was like, yes, niggas, I'll take a servesta. That's what

579
00:28:27,119 --> 00:28:29,120
Speaker 1: you said. It's on the boat, right. They got heard

580
00:28:29,160 --> 00:28:31,320
Speaker 1: that word, so went to the back of the boat.

581
00:28:31,359 --> 00:28:34,200
Speaker 1: I was probably saying this quest I've been We're supposed

582
00:28:34,240 --> 00:28:36,160
Speaker 1: to be for lunch for show. I said, not niggas,

583
00:28:36,280 --> 00:28:39,200
Speaker 1: I want one now. So we go forty five minutes

584
00:28:39,200 --> 00:28:41,920
Speaker 1: out into the ocean, and he's like, we're in their habitat,

585
00:28:42,040 --> 00:28:45,200
Speaker 1: so we may see one, we may see many. Bitch.

586
00:28:45,240 --> 00:28:47,600
Speaker 1: We go on a day where there's fucking many. There's

587
00:28:47,680 --> 00:28:51,200
Speaker 1: like over twenty full sharks, all these boats. So you

588
00:28:51,240 --> 00:28:54,480
Speaker 1: see all the boats. So I'm seeing how this ship

589
00:28:54,720 --> 00:28:58,920
Speaker 1: takes place. And I said, oh, bitch, I'm really being

590
00:28:58,960 --> 00:29:03,320
Speaker 1: white here. So what you do is the boat goes

591
00:29:03,440 --> 00:29:06,480
Speaker 1: to where they see a shark, right, a well shark.

592
00:29:06,880 --> 00:29:09,840
Speaker 1: I thought, the god, that's what I swam with. Yo.

593
00:29:09,920 --> 00:29:12,840
Speaker 1: Look at this. Oh yeah, their mouths are wide open.

594
00:29:13,520 --> 00:29:15,680
Speaker 1: Google a fucking well shark, my nigga, No, no, no,

595
00:29:15,720 --> 00:29:18,840
Speaker 1: they can see it. Nuts. I swim with this. I

596
00:29:18,840 --> 00:29:21,000
Speaker 1: swim with bitch. I got a video swimming with that

597
00:29:21,120 --> 00:29:23,440
Speaker 1: bro that could fit eat Mandy in his well. Don't

598
00:29:23,440 --> 00:29:25,320
Speaker 1: do that a lot of people can fit me in

599
00:29:25,360 --> 00:29:28,440
Speaker 1: their mouths. Okay, So what are you gonna call? You

600
00:29:28,480 --> 00:29:32,880
Speaker 1: have nicknames for your couple? Um, look at there? Maybe possibly,

601
00:29:32,920 --> 00:29:34,880
Speaker 1: I don't know if where do they live? This? They

602
00:29:34,920 --> 00:29:37,240
Speaker 1: live here? That's why I'm like, oh me, look at

603
00:29:37,280 --> 00:29:42,440
Speaker 1: me swimming with a well shark. Look dash it. Yeah.

604
00:29:42,680 --> 00:29:44,680
Speaker 1: Then I got yeah, Then I got too closet. Mandy

605
00:29:44,800 --> 00:29:49,360
Speaker 1: s Mandy, you I'm swimming like you're not from Florida.

606
00:29:49,680 --> 00:29:52,200
Speaker 1: What the first off, the water was going to my

607
00:29:52,240 --> 00:29:54,440
Speaker 1: mouth from a little tube ship. I'm about to I'm

608
00:29:54,440 --> 00:29:56,239
Speaker 1: about to explain that sound like ray j I had

609
00:29:56,280 --> 00:30:00,880
Speaker 1: a baby in my hand. I'm about to explain the shoot. Okay,

610
00:30:01,040 --> 00:30:03,880
Speaker 1: these motherfucker's move fast like sharks. That's why I said.

611
00:30:03,880 --> 00:30:05,520
Speaker 1: I thought they was just gonna be a little fat

612
00:30:05,520 --> 00:30:07,240
Speaker 1: ass whales. They just sat there and I got to

613
00:30:07,240 --> 00:30:10,040
Speaker 1: hop in. No bitch, you gotta jump off the boat

614
00:30:10,160 --> 00:30:12,440
Speaker 1: and then swim to catch them niggas. Then I'm trying

615
00:30:12,480 --> 00:30:14,560
Speaker 1: to sit here and pose for the camera. Guy underneath

616
00:30:14,560 --> 00:30:16,400
Speaker 1: the water, so I'm trying to look at him. Then

617
00:30:16,440 --> 00:30:18,680
Speaker 1: I look this big ass ship behind me. Then I

618
00:30:18,800 --> 00:30:22,360
Speaker 1: fucking freak out like funck. This ship is big. Actually

619
00:30:22,400 --> 00:30:24,360
Speaker 1: about a second jump, I said, I'm good, Um, we

620
00:30:24,400 --> 00:30:26,440
Speaker 1: can just go back into the boat. You got it right,

621
00:30:26,440 --> 00:30:29,760
Speaker 1: you got the video. Great. The second part of the tour,

622
00:30:30,360 --> 00:30:33,000
Speaker 1: we go to East La Mouheaders. This is where we

623
00:30:33,080 --> 00:30:36,240
Speaker 1: have a bunch. This is like that means island of women.

624
00:30:36,680 --> 00:30:39,560
Speaker 1: It's amazing. It's amazing. Um. So we go to East

625
00:30:39,600 --> 00:30:42,880
Speaker 1: Lads and the water is just like fucking beautiful. So

626
00:30:42,960 --> 00:30:45,000
Speaker 1: we pull up. The tour guy is like, all right,

627
00:30:45,120 --> 00:30:47,520
Speaker 1: we got forty minutes here. Don't go far from the boat.

628
00:30:48,520 --> 00:30:52,400
Speaker 1: Alexa Nick the nigga said, So, I will be back,

629
00:30:52,680 --> 00:30:55,120
Speaker 1: but there's a t key. I need a drink because

630
00:30:55,120 --> 00:30:57,240
Speaker 1: all they had on the boat with se Vestla. So

631
00:30:57,400 --> 00:31:01,880
Speaker 1: I said, nigga, I need tequila, nigga. So while we're

632
00:31:02,080 --> 00:31:06,000
Speaker 1: pulling up and there the anchor got a problem. I mean,

633
00:31:06,400 --> 00:31:09,400
Speaker 1: it was seven thirty, I said, by this time, it

634
00:31:09,520 --> 00:31:17,920
Speaker 1: was sucking eleven, bitch, it was eleven. It was eleven.

635
00:31:18,240 --> 00:31:19,720
Speaker 1: But by this time, I'm like, I need to real

636
00:31:19,800 --> 00:31:22,720
Speaker 1: drink a bits, swam with sharks. I'm fucking hot, I'm

637
00:31:22,720 --> 00:31:25,840
Speaker 1: feeling myself. So as we're pulling up, the anchor is

638
00:31:25,880 --> 00:31:29,480
Speaker 1: being dropped. I looked to the beach and there's just

639
00:31:29,640 --> 00:31:33,360
Speaker 1: this tall, tall black man with a beard and it's

640
00:31:33,360 --> 00:31:37,959
Speaker 1: a little short, thick ass woman. Oh bitch, fine, First off,

641
00:31:37,960 --> 00:31:40,960
Speaker 1: I'm gonna show you her body, Okay, get into the faces.

642
00:31:41,520 --> 00:31:45,480
Speaker 1: So I saw them from across the water. That's that's

643
00:31:45,480 --> 00:31:47,920
Speaker 1: that's the back of her body. We're gonna I'm gonna

644
00:31:47,920 --> 00:31:50,200
Speaker 1: show you later. Because as I'm describing, I was just like,

645
00:31:50,240 --> 00:31:52,880
Speaker 1: how did this happen? And by the way, take notes

646
00:31:52,920 --> 00:31:55,080
Speaker 1: for anyone looking to be a unicorner joining as a

647
00:31:55,120 --> 00:31:57,000
Speaker 1: third or get a third. So I go to the

648
00:31:57,000 --> 00:32:00,160
Speaker 1: tiki bar. They happened to be there ordering drinks. So

649
00:32:00,200 --> 00:32:02,920
Speaker 1: I'm just like, okay, you did not order. I didn't speak,

650
00:32:02,920 --> 00:32:04,960
Speaker 1: I didn't say nothing. I didn't say nothing. But I'm

651
00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:07,480
Speaker 1: looking and I'm like, okay, now I'm seeing them up close,

652
00:32:07,480 --> 00:32:10,320
Speaker 1: and I'm like, and they look good. They kind of

653
00:32:10,320 --> 00:32:12,680
Speaker 1: looked like what me and my ex look like. This

654
00:32:12,720 --> 00:32:16,880
Speaker 1: is good. This is a good little couple. Okay, So

655
00:32:18,120 --> 00:32:26,200
Speaker 1: they leave the bar. This is damn fine. So they

656
00:32:26,280 --> 00:32:28,880
Speaker 1: leave the bar and I get my drink. His body

657
00:32:29,600 --> 00:32:32,080
Speaker 1: I don't like super fit niggas, but he's biggs big,

658
00:32:32,120 --> 00:32:34,960
Speaker 1: he's like my he's like my ex, what a whole

659
00:32:34,960 --> 00:32:42,600
Speaker 1: beerd He's fine six five. He's Haitians, bitch, No, he's

660
00:32:42,640 --> 00:32:49,960
Speaker 1: Haitian and I love I know. So I get my

661
00:32:50,040 --> 00:32:54,440
Speaker 1: I get my drink, and because I just felt like

662
00:32:54,560 --> 00:33:00,520
Speaker 1: fuck it, I'm here by myself, I say, no, you Mexico,

663
00:33:01,120 --> 00:33:04,400
Speaker 1: give me three shots of tequila please, And so I

664
00:33:04,440 --> 00:33:06,640
Speaker 1: get the three shots of tequila. They're setting up a

665
00:33:06,680 --> 00:33:09,760
Speaker 1: towel and already in the water. So here I go

666
00:33:10,040 --> 00:33:12,200
Speaker 1: with my little short ask, got my drink in one hand,

667
00:33:12,480 --> 00:33:15,560
Speaker 1: three shots in up, walking on down to the beach

668
00:33:16,120 --> 00:33:21,080
Speaker 1: like this. Get to the beach and I'm like, hey, guys,

669
00:33:21,160 --> 00:33:24,160
Speaker 1: I bought you all a drink because mind you. As

670
00:33:24,480 --> 00:33:27,000
Speaker 1: they left the bar, I said to the woman, I said,

671
00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:29,800
Speaker 1: I just gotta tell you, you are so beautiful. She said, Mommy,

672
00:33:29,840 --> 00:33:34,040
Speaker 1: I saw you walking up. You are so beautiful. Now, Tommy, Mommy,

673
00:33:35,440 --> 00:33:40,560
Speaker 1: she's Dominican. Okay, oh yeah. So I went and got

674
00:33:40,600 --> 00:33:43,760
Speaker 1: them a shot. Come to find out they're celebrating a birthday.

675
00:33:43,880 --> 00:33:46,880
Speaker 1: They're married, and I'm just sitting hanging with them in

676
00:33:46,920 --> 00:33:50,760
Speaker 1: the water, and so we're just talking. It's going great.

677
00:33:50,840 --> 00:33:53,360
Speaker 1: We're talking about how they met, We're talking about the island,

678
00:33:53,360 --> 00:33:55,040
Speaker 1: we're talking about the water, We're talking about how my

679
00:33:55,080 --> 00:33:58,160
Speaker 1: fucking all inclusive resort food was shitty. And so we're

680
00:33:58,200 --> 00:34:01,720
Speaker 1: just talking and I'm like, damn, I gotta go back

681
00:34:01,760 --> 00:34:03,880
Speaker 1: to the boat. So they're like, okay, come up, let's

682
00:34:03,960 --> 00:34:05,920
Speaker 1: exchange numbers. I said, I would love to bring you

683
00:34:05,960 --> 00:34:07,880
Speaker 1: around New York. I know these clubs that are great.

684
00:34:09,040 --> 00:34:16,080
Speaker 1: This is within fucking where they're staying on the island. Yes, so, which,

685
00:34:16,120 --> 00:34:18,359
Speaker 1: by the way, it's not that easy to get too

686
00:34:18,400 --> 00:34:20,600
Speaker 1: it is bro oh no. As soon as they told

687
00:34:20,600 --> 00:34:22,040
Speaker 1: me I could take a ferry back to Can't Coo,

688
00:34:22,600 --> 00:34:26,120
Speaker 1: that's when I was like, well, let's exchange numbers. Exchange numbers.

689
00:34:26,160 --> 00:34:27,799
Speaker 1: And they were like, dang, we really wish you could

690
00:34:27,840 --> 00:34:35,720
Speaker 1: stay with us. I said, wait, I said, you know what, Actually,

691
00:34:35,719 --> 00:34:37,360
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be right back. Let me go to my boat.

692
00:34:37,520 --> 00:34:39,440
Speaker 1: Is the Uh if I could just tell them I'm

693
00:34:39,520 --> 00:34:42,000
Speaker 1: staying here, and I went to the boat, I said, yes,

694
00:34:42,120 --> 00:34:44,600
Speaker 1: So I met this couple. Uh. I swear to God,

695
00:34:44,640 --> 00:34:46,080
Speaker 1: I said, y'all don't have to ring you back to

696
00:34:46,120 --> 00:34:47,960
Speaker 1: my hotel. I'm just gonna stay here. They told me

697
00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:50,640
Speaker 1: it was only twenty twenty minute ferry back to Can't Cool, right,

698
00:34:50,719 --> 00:34:52,760
Speaker 1: But the point is there's a ferry, there's a fairy

699
00:34:52,800 --> 00:34:55,719
Speaker 1: that I could get back to Can't Cool. So I

700
00:34:55,880 --> 00:34:57,560
Speaker 1: come back. I said, guys, I'm with you all for

701
00:34:57,600 --> 00:35:01,680
Speaker 1: the day. So we literally beach club hop through the day,

702
00:35:01,840 --> 00:35:03,920
Speaker 1: literally all through drinks, mind you, Before I even went

703
00:35:03,960 --> 00:35:06,600
Speaker 1: to the boat. He went back to the bar, brought

704
00:35:06,680 --> 00:35:09,719
Speaker 1: more shots. She was like, what are you drinking? Maybe

705
00:35:09,760 --> 00:35:11,640
Speaker 1: get her whatever she's drinking. They were just also just

706
00:35:11,680 --> 00:35:14,520
Speaker 1: really accommodating. So we go to when we go to

707
00:35:14,560 --> 00:35:16,600
Speaker 1: exchange numbers. Wait, you're getting me out of my order here.

708
00:35:16,760 --> 00:35:19,400
Speaker 1: They were very accommodate before when I went to exchange

709
00:35:19,480 --> 00:35:22,680
Speaker 1: numbers with them, though, I made sure to let them know.

710
00:35:23,239 --> 00:35:26,680
Speaker 1: So I do this, she has to get my number, sir,

711
00:35:26,840 --> 00:35:30,400
Speaker 1: no offenses, all goes through her. If she wants me

712
00:35:30,440 --> 00:35:33,040
Speaker 1: to stay, I'll stay if she wants me. Like, I

713
00:35:33,120 --> 00:35:37,160
Speaker 1: literally put all of the all of the power. Had

714
00:35:37,200 --> 00:35:39,320
Speaker 1: they been how long they've been together, they've been together.

715
00:35:39,320 --> 00:35:40,759
Speaker 1: I don't want to get to much of details about

716
00:35:40,760 --> 00:35:44,880
Speaker 1: their relationship, but just just shy of a decade and

717
00:35:44,920 --> 00:35:48,600
Speaker 1: they've been married for almost two years. Okay, had they

718
00:35:48,640 --> 00:35:53,160
Speaker 1: done this before? They've never had a threesome, never had another,

719
00:35:53,760 --> 00:36:00,640
Speaker 1: like she's it. Literally literally we're walking the beach, were drinking,

720
00:36:00,680 --> 00:36:03,920
Speaker 1: we're fucking beach club hopping, and so as we're in

721
00:36:03,920 --> 00:36:06,560
Speaker 1: the water, we start talking about their threesome experience, and

722
00:36:06,600 --> 00:36:10,000
Speaker 1: I'm like, he's never had one in his life, she's

723
00:36:10,040 --> 00:36:13,440
Speaker 1: had one but with the only woman, and they've talked

724
00:36:13,440 --> 00:36:16,279
Speaker 1: about having it together, but it just they never even

725
00:36:16,320 --> 00:36:20,200
Speaker 1: knew how it would happen. Well, you're with a pro.

726
00:36:20,840 --> 00:36:24,880
Speaker 1: So I agree to have dinner with them. This is

727
00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:29,000
Speaker 1: before I even thought I was gonna stay. Bitch. We're

728
00:36:29,040 --> 00:36:31,520
Speaker 1: the She's like, oh, mommy, we're like the same size.

729
00:36:31,560 --> 00:36:34,080
Speaker 1: I got some clothes for you, bitch. She started giving

730
00:36:34,080 --> 00:36:36,560
Speaker 1: me clothes to wear for dinner and everything. Oh god,

731
00:36:36,760 --> 00:36:41,040
Speaker 1: we got my fair Mandy. Literally, So we get back,

732
00:36:41,160 --> 00:36:43,480
Speaker 1: we get back to the hotel. This is where it

733
00:36:43,520 --> 00:36:46,560
Speaker 1: gets popping. So we get back to the honey. No,

734
00:36:46,840 --> 00:36:50,000
Speaker 1: we were all showering and getting dressed for dinner. So

735
00:36:51,160 --> 00:36:53,279
Speaker 1: uh by this time, it's like the evening sun is

736
00:36:53,280 --> 00:36:55,279
Speaker 1: going down. So we're like, well, let's go back and

737
00:36:55,400 --> 00:36:57,640
Speaker 1: shower and get dressed and go out to dinner. So

738
00:36:57,760 --> 00:37:00,680
Speaker 1: we go back to the hotel room and and they

739
00:37:00,719 --> 00:37:03,080
Speaker 1: start just accommodating. She's pulling out a dress that I

740
00:37:03,080 --> 00:37:06,880
Speaker 1: can wear. He's getting me a towel I can't, And

741
00:37:06,960 --> 00:37:08,719
Speaker 1: so I'm like, I gotta get a shot, I gotta

742
00:37:08,719 --> 00:37:10,960
Speaker 1: get in a shower. I've been swimming with sharks all day,

743
00:37:11,520 --> 00:37:13,520
Speaker 1: so I go to get in the shower. She goes

744
00:37:13,560 --> 00:37:15,440
Speaker 1: to give me the towel that he just handed her.

745
00:37:15,800 --> 00:37:17,839
Speaker 1: You can't, I say, you're not gonna get in with me?

746
00:37:19,800 --> 00:37:23,839
Speaker 1: Not many just clipped her. None having it. I said,

747
00:37:24,200 --> 00:37:26,320
Speaker 1: you're not gonna get in with me. So she comes

748
00:37:26,320 --> 00:37:28,319
Speaker 1: to get in and you can see him kind of

749
00:37:28,320 --> 00:37:30,640
Speaker 1: peek around the corner, and I'm like, you can join

750
00:37:30,719 --> 00:37:34,560
Speaker 1: us too, So we get in the goddamn shower. Next thing,

751
00:37:34,600 --> 00:37:37,680
Speaker 1: you know, and very accommodating. She gives me these because

752
00:37:37,680 --> 00:37:40,240
Speaker 1: she gives me this like shampoo, and I was like, oh,

753
00:37:40,320 --> 00:37:42,799
Speaker 1: she was like, don't worry, it's for color protection. And

754
00:37:42,880 --> 00:37:45,120
Speaker 1: so she hadn't even all the things for me, and

755
00:37:45,160 --> 00:37:47,360
Speaker 1: I was like, So she goes to start washing my

756
00:37:47,440 --> 00:37:50,760
Speaker 1: hair and then he comes in and starts washing my body.

757
00:37:51,560 --> 00:37:54,279
Speaker 1: And then she goes to start jacking his dick off,

758
00:37:54,320 --> 00:37:56,480
Speaker 1: and then I'm like, can I suck it? So I

759
00:37:56,920 --> 00:38:01,600
Speaker 1: gotta stuck His dip was massive? How massive? I said,

760
00:38:01,680 --> 00:38:04,200
Speaker 1: this looks like you got the old I literally was like,

761
00:38:04,320 --> 00:38:06,800
Speaker 1: this ship big. It's a big old thing. I just

762
00:38:07,560 --> 00:38:10,239
Speaker 1: I'll be so and so literally we're in, we're in

763
00:38:10,320 --> 00:38:12,719
Speaker 1: the shower. I go to suck his dick. Then I

764
00:38:12,800 --> 00:38:14,560
Speaker 1: got to eat her pussy, then she suck in my

765
00:38:14,640 --> 00:38:17,000
Speaker 1: nipples and it just becomes a lot to where then

766
00:38:17,040 --> 00:38:20,000
Speaker 1: we take it to the bed and you could tell

767
00:38:20,200 --> 00:38:23,040
Speaker 1: it was so funny because you could tell it was

768
00:38:23,080 --> 00:38:26,120
Speaker 1: also their first time because she got really nervous. And

769
00:38:26,200 --> 00:38:30,640
Speaker 1: it's crazy because this is because she she started saying,

770
00:38:31,080 --> 00:38:33,759
Speaker 1: we don't do this often, mommy, we're clean, like I

771
00:38:34,320 --> 00:38:36,120
Speaker 1: don't have cons well, no, no, no, he got but

772
00:38:36,520 --> 00:38:40,759
Speaker 1: she just wanted just in case I think they were

773
00:38:40,800 --> 00:38:43,680
Speaker 1: planning on something happening. It was I don't want to

774
00:38:43,840 --> 00:38:47,400
Speaker 1: say his name, birthday for the for the trip, but

775
00:38:47,600 --> 00:38:51,640
Speaker 1: his age. But this is what you're you're jumping ahead

776
00:38:51,719 --> 00:38:54,160
Speaker 1: because literally as that's the fun part of the After

777
00:38:54,280 --> 00:39:00,200
Speaker 1: this was probably the threesome, he literally got up and

778
00:39:00,400 --> 00:39:03,920
Speaker 1: was like is this inception? Is this? He's like, did

779
00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:07,600
Speaker 1: you plan this? Like so he's asking now his wife,

780
00:39:08,360 --> 00:39:10,839
Speaker 1: how did this happen? Did you plan it? Did y'all

781
00:39:10,840 --> 00:39:13,319
Speaker 1: know each other before? So then because they had they

782
00:39:13,480 --> 00:39:15,440
Speaker 1: literally he's like, you don't understand how many times we've

783
00:39:15,440 --> 00:39:18,279
Speaker 1: talked about scenarios of threesomes and how it would happen

784
00:39:18,400 --> 00:39:20,080
Speaker 1: or where it would wait. This is before you guys know,

785
00:39:20,239 --> 00:39:22,480
Speaker 1: this is right after he gets up and cannot believe

786
00:39:22,560 --> 00:39:26,120
Speaker 1: that he's just experienced his first threesomes, like literally cannot

787
00:39:26,160 --> 00:39:28,839
Speaker 1: believe it. Gets up like literally, I wish I could

788
00:39:28,840 --> 00:39:30,880
Speaker 1: like show y'all. He gets up hold on, He's literally

789
00:39:30,960 --> 00:39:35,280
Speaker 1: up hold on. He's like like holding his dick, holding

790
00:39:35,320 --> 00:39:37,920
Speaker 1: his dick, walking around the circles, like, yo, did that

791
00:39:38,040 --> 00:39:41,000
Speaker 1: just happen? Yo? Like y'all didn't set this up. He

792
00:39:41,160 --> 00:39:43,360
Speaker 1: wasn't such like he was like just thank you, like

793
00:39:43,760 --> 00:39:48,160
Speaker 1: he was in shock. Bro. Bro the nigga grown and

794
00:39:48,320 --> 00:39:52,280
Speaker 1: he was like wow because it was fun. She was sexy.

795
00:39:52,719 --> 00:39:55,520
Speaker 1: He's at your best, not my best, because I'd be

796
00:39:55,560 --> 00:39:57,359
Speaker 1: bringing my niggas in and I'll be bringing the hot.

797
00:39:57,400 --> 00:40:00,200
Speaker 1: What do you think your best? Was my best? Three

798
00:40:00,239 --> 00:40:03,080
Speaker 1: semine goals. I've had too many now they'd be good,

799
00:40:03,440 --> 00:40:05,520
Speaker 1: they'd be good, they'd be good. Like literally, I just

800
00:40:05,600 --> 00:40:09,960
Speaker 1: had lunch with my home girl and she sucked and

801
00:40:10,120 --> 00:40:12,319
Speaker 1: she sucked me in my ex and we were both

802
00:40:12,360 --> 00:40:15,440
Speaker 1: talking about the difference between them, like in terms of

803
00:40:15,560 --> 00:40:20,279
Speaker 1: like dick size, sensuality, looks, and so who would she say?

804
00:40:22,239 --> 00:40:24,520
Speaker 1: My ex did a lot more things and it was

805
00:40:24,640 --> 00:40:27,920
Speaker 1: great like he he goes massages, eats, as does all

806
00:40:27,960 --> 00:40:31,960
Speaker 1: the things. Seven That Dick is that Dick is the devil. Really,

807
00:40:32,040 --> 00:40:33,840
Speaker 1: that Dick is the devil. Man. Do you know it's crazy?

808
00:40:34,200 --> 00:40:37,520
Speaker 1: I to him maybe like a month ago or so,

809
00:40:38,120 --> 00:40:40,799
Speaker 1: and notice like okay, And I was like, oh my god,

810
00:40:41,480 --> 00:40:43,719
Speaker 1: like I thought about it again. That didn't you hear

811
00:40:43,760 --> 00:40:47,480
Speaker 1: about sex from someone? You look at them longer, like looking,

812
00:40:47,520 --> 00:40:49,840
Speaker 1: and I was like, does he have that Dick is

813
00:40:49,920 --> 00:40:56,440
Speaker 1: the yeah, like the devil um. But yeah, So we

814
00:40:56,719 --> 00:41:01,560
Speaker 1: end up um literally like having sex. Heath in shock.

815
00:41:02,200 --> 00:41:05,160
Speaker 1: We all get dressed, We go to dinner. She took

816
00:41:05,239 --> 00:41:08,759
Speaker 1: one too many shots. By dinner she was lit. We

817
00:41:08,880 --> 00:41:10,520
Speaker 1: come back to the room. We're like, we're just gonna

818
00:41:10,560 --> 00:41:12,160
Speaker 1: take a nap because then there was a party going

819
00:41:12,200 --> 00:41:14,279
Speaker 1: on so we wanted the club. We come back to

820
00:41:14,400 --> 00:41:18,000
Speaker 1: the room and we all take a nap. Bitch. We

821
00:41:18,120 --> 00:41:22,400
Speaker 1: wake up at one am, like fuck. The island closes

822
00:41:22,440 --> 00:41:25,279
Speaker 1: it too, so we're like, fuck, there's a Jacuzi on

823
00:41:25,440 --> 00:41:28,200
Speaker 1: their terrace. They got a Jacuzy in her, so we

824
00:41:28,320 --> 00:41:31,560
Speaker 1: got to start filling that ship up. I didn't even

825
00:41:31,640 --> 00:41:33,480
Speaker 1: make it to the Jacuzy to fill up. We got

826
00:41:33,560 --> 00:41:37,160
Speaker 1: right back in bed. We started watching Oh God, some

827
00:41:37,239 --> 00:41:39,600
Speaker 1: shot on Netflix that is so good. It's with these

828
00:41:39,640 --> 00:41:42,440
Speaker 1: badass kids. It's like super Bad or something. It was

829
00:41:42,520 --> 00:41:45,200
Speaker 1: so good. And then I lean over and I started

830
00:41:45,239 --> 00:41:48,279
Speaker 1: just stuck. What is it called. No, it's with these

831
00:41:48,400 --> 00:41:51,080
Speaker 1: kids that like are trying to get Molly for like

832
00:41:51,120 --> 00:41:55,319
Speaker 1: a helicopter or some It's great. That's what I want.

833
00:41:55,560 --> 00:41:58,360
Speaker 1: It's great. It's great. So we're laying watching this movie.

834
00:41:58,520 --> 00:42:01,480
Speaker 1: I roll over, I start massaging it's it's licking her

835
00:42:01,560 --> 00:42:03,759
Speaker 1: nipples and then I just got to start eating her out.

836
00:42:03,840 --> 00:42:06,800
Speaker 1: Then here we go. We we fucking again. So he

837
00:42:06,920 --> 00:42:09,160
Speaker 1: goes to fuck her. We didn't suck this second time.

838
00:42:09,520 --> 00:42:12,160
Speaker 1: He goes to fuck her and she's just eating the

839
00:42:12,239 --> 00:42:14,640
Speaker 1: funk out my pussy. Wait, now, has she been with

840
00:42:14,719 --> 00:42:16,719
Speaker 1: women before? Yeah? I said she had a three soome

841
00:42:16,800 --> 00:42:22,000
Speaker 1: with two women. Okay, she ate my fucking pussy like

842
00:42:22,800 --> 00:42:26,359
Speaker 1: I've never had. Maybe I was I don't know. Maybe

843
00:42:26,400 --> 00:42:29,120
Speaker 1: it was just sexy seeing him fuck her and or

844
00:42:29,480 --> 00:42:32,719
Speaker 1: even just him watching her eat my pussy. She ate

845
00:42:32,800 --> 00:42:36,320
Speaker 1: my pussy so like I'm remembering kind of funny, literally,

846
00:42:36,360 --> 00:42:39,880
Speaker 1: and I can't eat pussy good getting fun They were

847
00:42:40,040 --> 00:42:45,239
Speaker 1: quiet fuckers. So all you heard was me just uh oh,

848
00:42:47,600 --> 00:42:51,759
Speaker 1: like she was eating my place. So we're literally don't

849
00:42:51,760 --> 00:42:54,279
Speaker 1: believe all you heard was me moaning. I was like,

850
00:42:54,520 --> 00:42:58,640
Speaker 1: god damned. And at one point I just started and

851
00:42:58,760 --> 00:43:01,080
Speaker 1: I can't. And you know, when you listen to like

852
00:43:01,120 --> 00:43:04,080
Speaker 1: a stifling talking about bro I don't know. I could

853
00:43:04,120 --> 00:43:08,040
Speaker 1: listen to Manny talk about sex the way she ate

854
00:43:08,120 --> 00:43:11,759
Speaker 1: my plissy dog. I like felt like I just got

855
00:43:11,800 --> 00:43:15,080
Speaker 1: done running. I came to the hardtch I was breathing

856
00:43:15,120 --> 00:43:23,200
Speaker 1: heavy whoa, So my heart was from being etail while

857
00:43:23,280 --> 00:43:26,200
Speaker 1: someone else is getting I don't know why that. I

858
00:43:26,280 --> 00:43:29,920
Speaker 1: think that lets you know how visual you arecause you

859
00:43:30,080 --> 00:43:32,440
Speaker 1: said that ship it was You're like, I need to

860
00:43:32,480 --> 00:43:35,279
Speaker 1: see this. And then he literally got he got up

861
00:43:35,320 --> 00:43:38,480
Speaker 1: again and was like, y'all sure, y'all didn't y'all y'all

862
00:43:38,520 --> 00:43:41,120
Speaker 1: don't know each other, y'all didn't plan this because it

863
00:43:41,200 --> 00:43:42,719
Speaker 1: just worked out so good. And then they were like,

864
00:43:43,160 --> 00:43:45,400
Speaker 1: well you could stay. We're touring the island tomorrow. You

865
00:43:45,400 --> 00:43:48,279
Speaker 1: would let to keep you And I was like, keep you,

866
00:43:48,920 --> 00:43:51,040
Speaker 1: keep your hair, that keep you cats, And I was like, okay,

867
00:43:51,280 --> 00:43:52,560
Speaker 1: so why when did you go back to the room.

868
00:43:52,600 --> 00:43:54,000
Speaker 1: Did you ever get. I didn't go back until the

869
00:43:54,040 --> 00:43:56,480
Speaker 1: next night, and I only went back the next night

870
00:43:56,840 --> 00:43:59,280
Speaker 1: because yes, I realized I didn't. I was literally wearing

871
00:43:59,400 --> 00:44:02,480
Speaker 1: her clothes for two days. So I was like, bro,

872
00:44:02,760 --> 00:44:04,520
Speaker 1: I don't want to I don't want to take all

873
00:44:04,600 --> 00:44:08,840
Speaker 1: your clothes here. When I gave the Cuban escort my clothes,

874
00:44:09,040 --> 00:44:11,279
Speaker 1: do you all remember that? I think? And I was like, oh, yeah,

875
00:44:11,360 --> 00:44:14,600
Speaker 1: let me just give because they you know he was anyway, well, no,

876
00:44:14,719 --> 00:44:16,839
Speaker 1: I gave her her somefing like when I love because

877
00:44:16,840 --> 00:44:19,359
Speaker 1: I had my bathing suit steel from the sword. But yeah,

878
00:44:19,440 --> 00:44:21,759
Speaker 1: so she was like dressing me the whole time, and

879
00:44:22,200 --> 00:44:24,839
Speaker 1: um yeah. And then I toured with them the whole

880
00:44:24,920 --> 00:44:27,760
Speaker 1: next day. It was great. He covered all the drinks,

881
00:44:28,040 --> 00:44:31,200
Speaker 1: he covered the food. He's like whatever you need, Like,

882
00:44:31,360 --> 00:44:34,920
Speaker 1: let's like I felt like I was literally their girlfriend

883
00:44:35,080 --> 00:44:38,880
Speaker 1: like the whole time towards So they happened to live

884
00:44:38,920 --> 00:44:43,040
Speaker 1: in the state of New York, so I'm like, they

885
00:44:43,080 --> 00:44:45,560
Speaker 1: want to up again. Yeah, we were thinking Jamaica or

886
00:44:45,760 --> 00:44:49,359
Speaker 1: going back to eastla or I'm like, I'll come up

887
00:44:49,400 --> 00:44:51,160
Speaker 1: state and maybe we do whatever they do upstate. I

888
00:44:51,200 --> 00:44:53,640
Speaker 1: don't know what the fun is up state fucking and

889
00:44:53,719 --> 00:44:55,600
Speaker 1: see trees and there's that's where the trees are in

890
00:44:55,640 --> 00:44:58,960
Speaker 1: New York because none really they have hit um separately,

891
00:44:59,000 --> 00:45:02,399
Speaker 1: I believe, not together, okay, but grown like grown kids.

892
00:45:02,719 --> 00:45:07,239
Speaker 1: So they're very attractive fine, and I'm just like, how

893
00:45:07,280 --> 00:45:11,080
Speaker 1: the fund did I fall into this? Mind you? I

894
00:45:11,239 --> 00:45:15,920
Speaker 1: was sitting next to another couple on the flight, Dominican couple,

895
00:45:16,640 --> 00:45:20,960
Speaker 1: and the nigga was so fine. I was like, I

896
00:45:21,080 --> 00:45:23,360
Speaker 1: felt like I felt like we actually fun before. But

897
00:45:23,440 --> 00:45:24,879
Speaker 1: then when he told me what he did for a living,

898
00:45:24,880 --> 00:45:26,320
Speaker 1: I was like, nah, you know, I thought he was

899
00:45:26,360 --> 00:45:29,520
Speaker 1: his personal trainer. I looked the same ballhead, salt and pepper.

900
00:45:29,560 --> 00:45:33,000
Speaker 1: I'm like, damn, I really got a tight but um yeah.

901
00:45:33,040 --> 00:45:34,959
Speaker 1: I ended up talking to them the whole flight because

902
00:45:35,040 --> 00:45:37,799
Speaker 1: Delta must have thought we were traveling together. They were

903
00:45:37,840 --> 00:45:40,200
Speaker 1: on my flight to Mexico and my flight back, so

904
00:45:40,320 --> 00:45:42,040
Speaker 1: we sat next to each other. Girl, it's just a

905
00:45:42,120 --> 00:45:45,760
Speaker 1: weekend flight. I no, no, I left on a fucking Wednesday,

906
00:45:46,600 --> 00:45:48,920
Speaker 1: the Wednesday to Saturday. It was like the Delta we

907
00:45:48,960 --> 00:45:51,400
Speaker 1: thought we were together. I said, this Delta, but it

908
00:45:51,480 --> 00:45:54,400
Speaker 1: was but it was all travel dates. I'm like, you know,

909
00:45:55,280 --> 00:45:58,560
Speaker 1: but here's the mistake. I made too. I'm like, it's

910
00:45:58,600 --> 00:46:02,879
Speaker 1: the weekend after the fourth nigga's got jobs, it's gonna

911
00:46:02,920 --> 00:46:06,000
Speaker 1: be light, it's the wind. It's a Wednesday. No one's

912
00:46:06,040 --> 00:46:09,920
Speaker 1: gonna be in Mexico, which no one has a job anymore,

913
00:46:10,200 --> 00:46:13,760
Speaker 1: not many. It's summer and people go for the lower

914
00:46:13,920 --> 00:46:17,120
Speaker 1: like not everybody likes the hype weekend. Early everyone was

915
00:46:17,160 --> 00:46:21,200
Speaker 1: there for weddings, bachelor parties like. It was groups of people,

916
00:46:21,200 --> 00:46:23,719
Speaker 1: anniversary parties. It was groups of people. And then my

917
00:46:23,840 --> 00:46:26,080
Speaker 1: dumbass was like, well I don't want to see no kids,

918
00:46:26,360 --> 00:46:30,280
Speaker 1: so let me stay at an adult only, all inclusive resort.

919
00:46:30,600 --> 00:46:34,080
Speaker 1: How are those hamburg and awful? But outside of that,

920
00:46:34,719 --> 00:46:38,600
Speaker 1: everybody was fucking taking shots and twerking. I say that

921
00:46:38,680 --> 00:46:42,440
Speaker 1: the world too. Everyone was taking shots and tworking and

922
00:46:42,560 --> 00:46:44,919
Speaker 1: doing this and doing that to where. Then this nigga

923
00:46:44,960 --> 00:46:47,080
Speaker 1: met me. He was from the Carolina's. He met me

924
00:46:47,120 --> 00:46:48,880
Speaker 1: and I'm like, I really don't want to join you

925
00:46:48,960 --> 00:46:50,920
Speaker 1: in party. I'm not looking to party him like, I

926
00:46:50,960 --> 00:46:53,400
Speaker 1: brought books three you know. He was like, so you

927
00:46:53,480 --> 00:46:56,719
Speaker 1: came to Mexico to be lame. I said, actually I

928
00:46:56,800 --> 00:47:00,520
Speaker 1: came here to be lame. Um, never open a book though,

929
00:47:00,920 --> 00:47:03,960
Speaker 1: um bitch, because I stayed with the couple for two

930
00:47:04,040 --> 00:47:07,200
Speaker 1: days and now I think I really want to be

931
00:47:07,640 --> 00:47:10,040
Speaker 1: a unicorn to this couple. I know why I enjoyed

932
00:47:10,080 --> 00:47:12,520
Speaker 1: sex from both and talk about this all the time

933
00:47:12,560 --> 00:47:14,279
Speaker 1: with me, and she would always be like I get

934
00:47:14,360 --> 00:47:19,759
Speaker 1: to feel love and like, yeah, cuddling. He was paying

935
00:47:19,800 --> 00:47:21,520
Speaker 1: for everything. I said, Oh, this is easy, and she

936
00:47:21,600 --> 00:47:24,000
Speaker 1: eat good pussy and she fine, she is the one

937
00:47:24,080 --> 00:47:26,360
Speaker 1: who drew me in first. And you gotta niggle with

938
00:47:26,400 --> 00:47:30,200
Speaker 1: a big old dick what like? Honestly, guys, I need

939
00:47:30,239 --> 00:47:32,440
Speaker 1: to chat now. I am this blessed. Actually, I've just

940
00:47:32,560 --> 00:47:34,880
Speaker 1: been talking to her. I've just been talking to her,

941
00:47:35,040 --> 00:47:38,520
Speaker 1: so we'll plan when I go. So you told me

942
00:47:38,520 --> 00:47:40,560
Speaker 1: you have a sex podcast. Oh yeah, I told them

943
00:47:40,560 --> 00:47:44,400
Speaker 1: to say, y'all know I'm gonna talk about this. I

944
00:47:44,440 --> 00:47:48,319
Speaker 1: ain't gonna get too much. You have some pretty pussy, Yeah,

945
00:47:48,400 --> 00:47:50,279
Speaker 1: I like, just so you know, I'm gonna gonna talk

946
00:47:50,280 --> 00:47:53,640
Speaker 1: about it on one of my pots. But yeah, like

947
00:47:54,560 --> 00:47:56,760
Speaker 1: so that's cute. So that's cute. This episode and Cucci

948
00:47:56,840 --> 00:47:59,200
Speaker 1: on Wheels being some of my favorite for the year

949
00:48:00,120 --> 00:48:02,320
Speaker 1: is so wild because it really shows you that we

950
00:48:02,400 --> 00:48:05,680
Speaker 1: ain't sucking able list you Okay, we want to tea

951
00:48:06,000 --> 00:48:09,960
Speaker 1: whether you got two arms or what? Enjoy this episode

952
00:48:10,040 --> 00:48:13,440
Speaker 1: by on bit feature in Dana, I want to talk

953
00:48:13,440 --> 00:48:19,120
Speaker 1: about fetishize fetisization because you're I'm assuming somebody that would

954
00:48:19,239 --> 00:48:22,960
Speaker 1: show their arm or your hand on a dating app. Yes,

955
00:48:23,680 --> 00:48:26,000
Speaker 1: what's some of the weird ship people have said? And

956
00:48:26,120 --> 00:48:27,719
Speaker 1: do you feel like they wanted to go out on

957
00:48:27,760 --> 00:48:29,440
Speaker 1: a date with you or you because of your own

958
00:48:29,640 --> 00:48:32,680
Speaker 1: mostly men? Like I feel like that doesn't happen as

959
00:48:32,719 --> 00:48:35,360
Speaker 1: frequently with women. But like when I was younger and

960
00:48:35,400 --> 00:48:37,480
Speaker 1: I had dating apps like Set to Men, it was

961
00:48:37,719 --> 00:48:40,279
Speaker 1: always like the fucking nastiest ship, Like, what the fund

962
00:48:40,360 --> 00:48:42,360
Speaker 1: is wrong with you? What? What was the craziest thing

963
00:48:42,520 --> 00:48:45,480
Speaker 1: someone said that they wanted you to do with your

964
00:48:45,600 --> 00:48:48,759
Speaker 1: arm to them? Just well, you know what that was?

965
00:48:48,840 --> 00:48:50,279
Speaker 1: A woman was at the Dinah Shore. It's like the

966
00:48:50,320 --> 00:48:52,520
Speaker 1: biggest lesbian pool party. I think, like in the world.

967
00:48:52,840 --> 00:48:55,640
Speaker 1: What's it called? Did the Dinah Shore? We should all

968
00:48:55,680 --> 00:49:00,160
Speaker 1: go back Dina Dinah the golf bitch and then like

969
00:49:00,440 --> 00:49:02,640
Speaker 1: Dina short like she's a person, and then like all

970
00:49:02,640 --> 00:49:04,719
Speaker 1: the lesbians like started going to play golf, so they

971
00:49:04,800 --> 00:49:16,279
Speaker 1: named it. Yeah, but there's crave. I think it's like, yeah, um,

972
00:49:16,680 --> 00:49:18,719
Speaker 1: I'll go to either one. I just love being in

973
00:49:18,760 --> 00:49:22,800
Speaker 1: pomp strings with dikes. But so um, I'm just like

974
00:49:22,880 --> 00:49:25,480
Speaker 1: and I was working because I worked for a lesbian magazine.

975
00:49:25,480 --> 00:49:27,400
Speaker 1: I'm the managing editor of Going magazine. So I was

976
00:49:27,440 --> 00:49:30,080
Speaker 1: like standing behind me a little booth and um like

977
00:49:30,160 --> 00:49:32,960
Speaker 1: promoting the magazine. And she walks up to me just

978
00:49:33,160 --> 00:49:34,680
Speaker 1: and she was a black stude. She was super hot,

979
00:49:34,719 --> 00:49:38,400
Speaker 1: but just completely fucking dead ass, like no sense of

980
00:49:38,480 --> 00:49:40,520
Speaker 1: like irone e funny. She just goes like she's like, yo,

981
00:49:40,600 --> 00:49:42,440
Speaker 1: can you funk me? With that robot arm and stickless

982
00:49:42,480 --> 00:49:46,360
Speaker 1: fingers at my pussy. And I was like but just

983
00:49:46,480 --> 00:49:50,120
Speaker 1: like no, just no cut and like a full mask

984
00:49:50,640 --> 00:49:53,320
Speaker 1: stuff like might as well have had top surgery. Like

985
00:49:53,960 --> 00:49:58,279
Speaker 1: like I like, I was just like coming am, I

986
00:49:58,320 --> 00:50:01,400
Speaker 1: no know, like I I do well in these situations,

987
00:50:01,440 --> 00:50:02,920
Speaker 1: but I was just so taken it back. And I

988
00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:05,879
Speaker 1: was also like literally working. I have my stupid little

989
00:50:06,040 --> 00:50:09,279
Speaker 1: name tag on like read Go magazine, and I was

990
00:50:09,320 --> 00:50:13,920
Speaker 1: like maybe later later that was in person and then

991
00:50:14,000 --> 00:50:15,680
Speaker 1: just on dating apps that always the men that want

992
00:50:15,840 --> 00:50:20,719
Speaker 1: pictures of the stump that interesting. So like this, I mean,

993
00:50:20,880 --> 00:50:23,839
Speaker 1: well that is actually a kink. And I think we've

994
00:50:23,880 --> 00:50:28,719
Speaker 1: talked about it. It was um where amputees? Uh so,

995
00:50:28,920 --> 00:50:31,359
Speaker 1: I mean you were born the way you were born,

996
00:50:31,440 --> 00:50:34,640
Speaker 1: but I'm still considered an ampute are Yeah, congenital amputee.

997
00:50:35,120 --> 00:50:40,560
Speaker 1: A lot of people think that means stop right now,

998
00:50:41,280 --> 00:50:43,359
Speaker 1: so they just think that you're missing a whole vagina. Yeah,

999
00:50:43,360 --> 00:50:44,760
Speaker 1: I'm like, why do you got to call a congenital

1000
00:50:44,800 --> 00:50:46,640
Speaker 1: It would be like a Barbie post does that mean? So?

1001
00:50:47,239 --> 00:50:51,680
Speaker 1: Congenital amputee is when you're born without a certain limb.

1002
00:50:51,880 --> 00:50:58,120
Speaker 1: But amputee, I normally think you somehow daring, okay, and

1003
00:50:58,160 --> 00:51:00,640
Speaker 1: they want to see the stump. They just of pictures up.

1004
00:51:00,640 --> 00:51:02,520
Speaker 1: They never like, I think this is like the sexiest

1005
00:51:02,520 --> 00:51:04,239
Speaker 1: thing ever. I'm obsessed with it, Like this is the

1006
00:51:04,239 --> 00:51:05,640
Speaker 1: ship that I would want to see if I was

1007
00:51:05,680 --> 00:51:08,640
Speaker 1: a perfect get to that stage where you felt like

1008
00:51:08,800 --> 00:51:10,880
Speaker 1: what you thought it was sexy? Yeah, second I saw it,

1009
00:51:11,000 --> 00:51:13,719
Speaker 1: I was like, really that's so good, Like I die

1010
00:51:13,800 --> 00:51:15,200
Speaker 1: for it, Like I just think it's like the most

1011
00:51:15,280 --> 00:51:17,960
Speaker 1: fashion thing. You said twenty five years without adult so

1012
00:51:17,960 --> 00:51:21,880
Speaker 1: it's on even three years? Did I did I am robot? Like?

1013
00:51:22,600 --> 00:51:26,040
Speaker 1: Were was a movie? Was it? Something. Was it the technology?

1014
00:51:28,080 --> 00:51:31,200
Speaker 1: I was like what you're saying, like did you want

1015
00:51:32,680 --> 00:51:34,920
Speaker 1: or Transformers? Did you watch something? And it's like yo,

1016
00:51:35,320 --> 00:51:37,480
Speaker 1: I could I could be like a transport. I wrote

1017
00:51:37,560 --> 00:51:40,520
Speaker 1: this piece for Jezebel called getting Slutty at am Camp

1018
00:51:41,280 --> 00:51:44,719
Speaker 1: and it was like about this like three kids with

1019
00:51:45,400 --> 00:51:48,840
Speaker 1: limb differences and like how like we were all horses

1020
00:51:48,840 --> 00:51:51,080
Speaker 1: because I feel like everyone always thinks like disabled kids

1021
00:51:51,120 --> 00:51:53,400
Speaker 1: get together and they're like ware beautiful on the inside,

1022
00:51:53,719 --> 00:51:55,560
Speaker 1: and we're all like that, I come on your chast

1023
00:51:55,680 --> 00:51:57,640
Speaker 1: or your ass. We were like nastiest when we were

1024
00:51:57,680 --> 00:51:59,440
Speaker 1: like little kids missing arms and it's like all we

1025
00:51:59,520 --> 00:52:03,760
Speaker 1: talked about the camp camp. It was called the Patti

1026
00:52:03,880 --> 00:52:05,960
Speaker 1: Ross Back Camp for Children with limit Differences, what we

1027
00:52:06,000 --> 00:52:09,960
Speaker 1: called the camp. I wrote this essay and I had

1028
00:52:10,040 --> 00:52:13,160
Speaker 1: lots of like ampteas reaching out to me, and that

1029
00:52:13,320 --> 00:52:15,800
Speaker 1: was what I realized, Like it sounds really corny, but

1030
00:52:15,880 --> 00:52:18,680
Speaker 1: like having a voice was powerful because like like a

1031
00:52:18,800 --> 00:52:21,920
Speaker 1: lot of girls with disabilities were like I never felt

1032
00:52:22,080 --> 00:52:24,160
Speaker 1: sexual before, and you kind of like gave that to

1033
00:52:24,280 --> 00:52:27,760
Speaker 1: me and it was really like really beautiful. But anyway,

1034
00:52:27,800 --> 00:52:29,839
Speaker 1: this this girl Angel Drew Frey as her name. She's

1035
00:52:29,840 --> 00:52:31,879
Speaker 1: an actor, she was in the Hunger Games, reached out

1036
00:52:31,920 --> 00:52:33,719
Speaker 1: to me and was like, I'm sucking obsessed with you.

1037
00:52:34,080 --> 00:52:36,040
Speaker 1: Do you want to have lunch? And I'm like yeah.

1038
00:52:36,400 --> 00:52:38,720
Speaker 1: She shows up to lunch in like this full fucking

1039
00:52:38,960 --> 00:52:42,759
Speaker 1: stormtrooper a prosthetic. Like it's like right white and like

1040
00:52:42,880 --> 00:52:44,719
Speaker 1: you can see like lights in it and ship and

1041
00:52:44,800 --> 00:52:47,480
Speaker 1: she's like drinking her wine with the arm and everything,

1042
00:52:48,200 --> 00:52:49,799
Speaker 1: and I I didn't pay attention to where she said.

1043
00:52:49,800 --> 00:52:51,200
Speaker 1: I just stared at the arm the whole time. She's

1044
00:52:51,200 --> 00:52:53,319
Speaker 1: a fabulous person, but I was just like, where did

1045
00:52:53,400 --> 00:52:56,160
Speaker 1: you get that? Like? How do I make this happen

1046
00:52:56,280 --> 00:52:59,840
Speaker 1: in my life? Um? How much is it? I like

1047
00:53:00,040 --> 00:53:03,520
Speaker 1: eighty grand? Um does the insurance cover thing? It does?

1048
00:53:04,120 --> 00:53:06,840
Speaker 1: It does? Um? I was very lucky to have insurance

1049
00:53:06,920 --> 00:53:09,759
Speaker 1: cover it. The fucking thing broke. And that's another thing

1050
00:53:09,800 --> 00:53:12,319
Speaker 1: I'm so dumb lying about all the procethetic companies. You are,

1051
00:53:12,360 --> 00:53:15,239
Speaker 1: prosthetics fucking suck. They all break because people they want

1052
00:53:15,280 --> 00:53:16,840
Speaker 1: to be like, oh I would go do the bionics

1053
00:53:18,280 --> 00:53:20,040
Speaker 1: model and the thing breaks. But anyway, this is a

1054
00:53:20,080 --> 00:53:23,920
Speaker 1: new one. This is called a hero arm. The black

1055
00:53:25,200 --> 00:53:28,520
Speaker 1: yeah not that not not a lighten up? Yeah, she

1056
00:53:28,680 --> 00:53:31,160
Speaker 1: lights up wait, let me ask, how did those fingers

1057
00:53:31,200 --> 00:53:35,719
Speaker 1: just go down? I'm moving my muscles. Oh that's cool.

1058
00:53:36,200 --> 00:53:39,759
Speaker 1: Can you give us a piece sign? I can't you know.

1059
00:53:40,239 --> 00:53:45,480
Speaker 1: I used to be actually I um one with like

1060
00:53:45,520 --> 00:53:48,279
Speaker 1: all these different electrodes, and I could move the fingers individually.

1061
00:53:48,640 --> 00:53:51,360
Speaker 1: But it's just exhausting because I have to move my muscle. Like,

1062
00:53:51,440 --> 00:53:53,440
Speaker 1: think about, like what you have to do to make

1063
00:53:53,480 --> 00:53:55,400
Speaker 1: a piece sign. Okay, it's not that hard. That is

1064
00:53:55,640 --> 00:53:57,200
Speaker 1: your hands, But if you had to do that with

1065
00:53:57,640 --> 00:53:59,880
Speaker 1: just using the muscles in your end of your elbow,

1066
00:54:00,560 --> 00:54:02,120
Speaker 1: it's hard. Look at me trying to see what the

1067
00:54:02,200 --> 00:54:04,400
Speaker 1: muscles feel like. I see what you're saying, right. I

1068
00:54:04,440 --> 00:54:06,080
Speaker 1: feel like everybody in their car is probably doing the

1069
00:54:06,080 --> 00:54:10,279
Speaker 1: show their hands. Wait sex with that hand? I take

1070
00:54:10,320 --> 00:54:13,160
Speaker 1: it off? Take it off, damn you old finger nobody? What?

1071
00:54:13,760 --> 00:54:18,120
Speaker 1: Oh wait, is it water proof? It's water resistant? What

1072
00:54:18,239 --> 00:54:21,200
Speaker 1: about what about pussy juice resistance? It probably would be

1073
00:54:21,239 --> 00:54:22,920
Speaker 1: even then it would be it's black. It would like

1074
00:54:23,120 --> 00:54:27,200
Speaker 1: have you ever know with this with just like the stump, yes,

1075
00:54:27,840 --> 00:54:32,480
Speaker 1: which felt ridiculous and not what you do like fisting,

1076
00:54:32,800 --> 00:54:38,360
Speaker 1: but stumping. I guess who asked for that? My girlfriend

1077
00:54:38,400 --> 00:54:40,920
Speaker 1: in college she asked you to fist her with your

1078
00:54:40,960 --> 00:54:44,640
Speaker 1: stung or stumper with your stung. Yeah, could you feel

1079
00:54:44,640 --> 00:54:48,040
Speaker 1: her pussy? Yeah, you're feeling in your own yeah. Oh,

1080
00:54:48,120 --> 00:54:51,200
Speaker 1: I also have extra nerve endings, like in my my arm.

1081
00:54:51,400 --> 00:54:52,879
Speaker 1: I hate the word stump. I just called my little

1082
00:54:52,920 --> 00:54:56,680
Speaker 1: arm uch. I know it sounds gay, but whatever. No, no, no,

1083
00:54:56,840 --> 00:54:59,480
Speaker 1: stuff does feel like it just sounds so fucking stupid.

1084
00:54:59,480 --> 00:55:01,360
Speaker 1: It feels like me im word blood like I don't like,

1085
00:55:01,560 --> 00:55:04,359
Speaker 1: I don't know, like no, wait, so you have extra

1086
00:55:04,400 --> 00:55:07,120
Speaker 1: nerveating so it's more sense. Yeah, so like you hit

1087
00:55:07,160 --> 00:55:09,760
Speaker 1: your elbow, Yeah, I'm cool with my arm is freezing.

1088
00:55:09,760 --> 00:55:11,920
Speaker 1: If I'm hot, my arms like really red hot, like

1089
00:55:12,040 --> 00:55:14,480
Speaker 1: if you like it doesn't like if I scratched it

1090
00:55:14,560 --> 00:55:16,120
Speaker 1: or something. It's not like I'm in so much pain,

1091
00:55:16,160 --> 00:55:19,560
Speaker 1: but I feel it more. Oh, well, did you enjoy it?

1092
00:55:19,800 --> 00:55:21,680
Speaker 1: I was about to say when you were something did

1093
00:55:23,520 --> 00:55:27,960
Speaker 1: fucking stupid? Like I just was laughing. Honestly, No, it

1094
00:55:28,120 --> 00:55:30,400
Speaker 1: was not. It was just not. Also, it's very awkward

1095
00:55:30,440 --> 00:55:32,759
Speaker 1: because like it's I have your elbow of the elvo,

1096
00:55:33,640 --> 00:55:35,160
Speaker 1: but it's yeah, it had to be like it was

1097
00:55:35,200 --> 00:55:37,280
Speaker 1: just not a cute position. My kid is like leaning

1098
00:55:37,320 --> 00:55:39,839
Speaker 1: like a pancake, Like it's just like not cute. Um,

1099
00:55:40,440 --> 00:55:42,279
Speaker 1: it was, yeah, it was worth a try, Like I'm

1100
00:55:42,280 --> 00:55:44,560
Speaker 1: glad I tried it, but it was not It was

1101
00:55:44,640 --> 00:55:46,960
Speaker 1: not like an actual sex act. It was maybe like

1102
00:55:47,040 --> 00:55:49,360
Speaker 1: thirty seconds. And I was like this, this is so stupid,

1103
00:55:49,520 --> 00:55:53,120
Speaker 1: Like did she enjoy them? I don't think so. I

1104
00:55:53,200 --> 00:55:56,879
Speaker 1: would have felt she liked like honestly, like I have, um,

1105
00:55:57,800 --> 00:56:00,520
Speaker 1: like a little bit of a hand at the end

1106
00:56:00,560 --> 00:56:02,840
Speaker 1: of my little arm. It's like this little circling thing

1107
00:56:02,880 --> 00:56:05,000
Speaker 1: with like fingers and like I rubbed her a clip

1108
00:56:05,040 --> 00:56:08,560
Speaker 1: with it. One she really liked it. But I just

1109
00:56:08,680 --> 00:56:12,720
Speaker 1: feel so absolutely ridiculous. You know what it is, because

1110
00:56:13,080 --> 00:56:15,200
Speaker 1: you know you have a full functioning You've got your

1111
00:56:15,239 --> 00:56:17,560
Speaker 1: fucking five dicks, right, Like why do you need But

1112
00:56:18,040 --> 00:56:20,440
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't it's not that's like the

1113
00:56:20,480 --> 00:56:22,600
Speaker 1: weird thing because it makes me feel really sexually empowered

1114
00:56:22,640 --> 00:56:24,120
Speaker 1: to have the arm, Like I feel like that's like

1115
00:56:24,600 --> 00:56:26,440
Speaker 1: my little ship. It's like I'm the girl with the

1116
00:56:26,560 --> 00:56:30,520
Speaker 1: robot arm, and but I don't use it. No, And

1117
00:56:30,560 --> 00:56:31,920
Speaker 1: also like I don't know what kind of germs are

1118
00:56:31,960 --> 00:56:35,239
Speaker 1: on the ship likes cleaner than our other hand because

1119
00:56:35,239 --> 00:56:38,200
Speaker 1: it's poorest, right, I don't know, it's not like you

1120
00:56:38,520 --> 00:56:41,719
Speaker 1: like sometimes like it malfunctions like I've got I got

1121
00:56:41,719 --> 00:56:47,399
Speaker 1: stuck on a shipper pull ones. How can you please?

1122
00:56:49,280 --> 00:56:52,200
Speaker 1: Can you please go on and share this story? Please? I?

1123
00:56:52,400 --> 00:56:55,120
Speaker 1: Um it was at this like I've never been to

1124
00:56:55,200 --> 00:56:57,279
Speaker 1: like an actual sex party, which I'm so jealous of,

1125
00:56:57,440 --> 00:56:59,279
Speaker 1: and my chids are flying out again. But it was

1126
00:56:59,320 --> 00:57:01,520
Speaker 1: like a prive it like sort of like kink party

1127
00:57:01,560 --> 00:57:04,680
Speaker 1: at someone's house and there was a stripper pool there.

1128
00:57:05,280 --> 00:57:10,200
Speaker 1: Um okay, so I'm like, let me, I've taken a

1129
00:57:10,239 --> 00:57:12,839
Speaker 1: few pole dancing courses. I can dance a little bit.

1130
00:57:13,440 --> 00:57:15,440
Speaker 1: So I had just gone it and I was drunk

1131
00:57:15,480 --> 00:57:17,280
Speaker 1: as funck and like on some other drugs, and I

1132
00:57:17,440 --> 00:57:19,880
Speaker 1: was just feeling really fly. You know. It's like when

1133
00:57:19,920 --> 00:57:23,160
Speaker 1: you feel the universe is like go kill yourself. So

1134
00:57:23,280 --> 00:57:25,880
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm getting lots of attention. I like probably

1135
00:57:25,920 --> 00:57:27,720
Speaker 1: have the biggest hits and as there, I like really

1136
00:57:27,760 --> 00:57:29,200
Speaker 1: feel cool. So I'm like, I'm really going to send

1137
00:57:29,240 --> 00:57:33,120
Speaker 1: these people for it, like I'm gonna, okay, clamp it

1138
00:57:33,240 --> 00:57:35,600
Speaker 1: on and then I do clip wait wait, well you

1139
00:57:35,760 --> 00:57:38,720
Speaker 1: clapped your hand to the bowl Okay, I tried to

1140
00:57:38,800 --> 00:57:40,480
Speaker 1: do that really simple ship. I don't know what it's called,

1141
00:57:40,520 --> 00:57:41,920
Speaker 1: but it's like when you wrap your leg around the

1142
00:57:41,920 --> 00:57:44,200
Speaker 1: pole and then just spin down. Right, everyone knowls how

1143
00:57:44,200 --> 00:57:48,800
Speaker 1: to do that? Um yeah I couldn't. Yeah, just did

1144
00:57:48,840 --> 00:57:50,360
Speaker 1: you have to take it off? So were you able

1145
00:57:50,400 --> 00:57:52,880
Speaker 1: to spin? Stop and down? And then I almost fucking

1146
00:57:52,960 --> 00:57:57,440
Speaker 1: ripped my arm out of my own actual fucking shoulder socket.

1147
00:57:58,280 --> 00:57:59,880
Speaker 1: And then I'm like just standing there and I'm like,

1148
00:58:00,520 --> 00:58:03,640
Speaker 1: what do we do? Want this animations? Right? So I

1149
00:58:03,840 --> 00:58:05,760
Speaker 1: removed my arm from the socket. Now it's just like

1150
00:58:05,800 --> 00:58:07,920
Speaker 1: a shriver pull with the arms like holding onto it

1151
00:58:09,320 --> 00:58:13,360
Speaker 1: with a lot of people watching it. Yes, like the

1152
00:58:13,400 --> 00:58:19,040
Speaker 1: modern art. It's just like, yes, luckily I have to

1153
00:58:19,160 --> 00:58:21,280
Speaker 1: carry the charger with me in case these things happen

1154
00:58:21,680 --> 00:58:25,640
Speaker 1: and is closer is close enough to like h wish?

1155
00:58:25,680 --> 00:58:26,960
Speaker 1: I will call it the ship in the wall where

1156
00:58:26,960 --> 00:58:28,480
Speaker 1: you plugged it in. Don't tell me you plug your

1157
00:58:28,600 --> 00:58:31,480
Speaker 1: arm up? Arm up? And I charged it and then

1158
00:58:31,520 --> 00:58:38,080
Speaker 1: I put my arm back in. Let me get at

1159
00:58:38,120 --> 00:58:42,320
Speaker 1: first you want That's exactly what she said when she charged.

1160
00:58:42,680 --> 00:58:44,560
Speaker 1: How do you know the percentage of your hand? Like

1161
00:58:44,640 --> 00:58:48,160
Speaker 1: did you know that it was gonna done this one. Well,

1162
00:58:48,680 --> 00:58:51,479
Speaker 1: that's how happened, and died in malfunction, died this little

1163
00:58:51,600 --> 00:58:56,840
Speaker 1: light flashes read just happen when I was far attending

1164
00:58:56,880 --> 00:58:59,720
Speaker 1: to That's what I'm saying. This these for eight dollars.

1165
00:58:59,760 --> 00:59:02,600
Speaker 1: This It sucks so many fucking drinks. I'd go to

1166
00:59:02,680 --> 00:59:04,160
Speaker 1: hand someone and then I just couldn't hand it to

1167
00:59:04,240 --> 00:59:05,440
Speaker 1: them and they'd be like, quit playing with me, and

1168
00:59:05,480 --> 00:59:16,520
Speaker 1: I'm like, I Now. When I knew we were doing

1169
00:59:16,600 --> 00:59:21,440
Speaker 1: this episode, I wanted a variety out of my picks, um,

1170
00:59:21,600 --> 00:59:24,760
Speaker 1: and I wanted them to specifically speak to this podcast, right,

1171
00:59:24,920 --> 00:59:29,480
Speaker 1: So my other choice of a top moment here on

1172
00:59:30,000 --> 00:59:37,200
Speaker 1: Horrible Decisions had to be episode to seventy nine Enthusiastic

1173
00:59:37,320 --> 00:59:43,320
Speaker 1: Consent featuring Louise of Soucia n y C. Now, over

1174
00:59:43,360 --> 00:59:47,320
Speaker 1: the past few years, I've shared about my exploration into

1175
00:59:47,680 --> 00:59:52,440
Speaker 1: the sex club space, UM, swinging and the non traditional

1176
00:59:52,640 --> 00:59:56,720
Speaker 1: I would say, relationship styles that come with that, and

1177
00:59:56,960 --> 00:59:59,360
Speaker 1: so it wouldn't have been right for me to not

1178
00:59:59,600 --> 01:00:03,360
Speaker 1: pick one of the most important parts of the sex

1179
01:00:03,440 --> 01:00:07,600
Speaker 1: club and this space, which is the conversation surrounding consent,

1180
01:00:08,400 --> 01:00:11,320
Speaker 1: and so the person that I have seen it in

1181
01:00:11,440 --> 01:00:15,240
Speaker 1: my life, explain it. The best was Luis and you

1182
01:00:15,320 --> 01:00:18,800
Speaker 1: guys can listen to this clip here again from episode

1183
01:00:18,840 --> 01:00:23,600
Speaker 1: to seventy nine. So like what it means what Susia? Alright,

1184
01:00:23,640 --> 01:00:26,080
Speaker 1: So Susia originally was a party I did with my homegirl,

1185
01:00:26,160 --> 01:00:29,320
Speaker 1: DJ Juicy was up Juicy years ago at Madame X

1186
01:00:29,680 --> 01:00:33,760
Speaker 1: and it came up because, Uh, I like the words.

1187
01:00:33,880 --> 01:00:36,600
Speaker 1: She liked the word we we knew what it meant,

1188
01:00:36,640 --> 01:00:38,960
Speaker 1: and it was that was basically it. But when we

1189
01:00:39,200 --> 01:00:42,600
Speaker 1: um started up all over again, right, it was like, Okay,

1190
01:00:42,720 --> 01:00:46,400
Speaker 1: we're doing these parties. And I think Susia is a

1191
01:00:46,480 --> 01:00:49,920
Speaker 1: dope fit because it is the feminine derivative of dirty.

1192
01:00:50,760 --> 01:00:55,200
Speaker 1: You know really yeah, dirty girl. Oh I just thought

1193
01:00:55,240 --> 01:00:58,400
Speaker 1: it was dirty. It's dirty girl. Susio is dirty guy.

1194
01:00:58,560 --> 01:01:01,080
Speaker 1: Susio is dirty guy. Yeah, we all like it. You

1195
01:01:01,160 --> 01:01:04,240
Speaker 1: know what it's for me? It's kind of like like

1196
01:01:04,600 --> 01:01:08,960
Speaker 1: anti patriarchy type ship. I like Susia because, um, it

1197
01:01:09,080 --> 01:01:11,560
Speaker 1: signifies in my mind a woman that is behaving like

1198
01:01:11,680 --> 01:01:15,200
Speaker 1: a man. And if that's the case, then all the

1199
01:01:15,240 --> 01:01:17,200
Speaker 1: women in my life are sousiasm And I love that

1200
01:01:17,360 --> 01:01:19,560
Speaker 1: and I appreciate and respect that, and I encourage them

1201
01:01:19,560 --> 01:01:22,320
Speaker 1: to way to thinking that way. That's the only way

1202
01:01:22,400 --> 01:01:24,440
Speaker 1: to think of it for me, you know, especially being

1203
01:01:24,520 --> 01:01:33,480
Speaker 1: Latino And what mean wait is that where you're from

1204
01:01:33,760 --> 01:01:44,920
Speaker 1: from Nicarawa? About is it brand? Is it a space?

1205
01:01:45,120 --> 01:01:46,680
Speaker 1: Is it like a physical It's it's a it's a

1206
01:01:46,720 --> 01:01:49,160
Speaker 1: physical space and it's a brand. Uh. It's a secret

1207
01:01:49,200 --> 01:01:53,640
Speaker 1: location in Bushwick. It's a speak easy kind of vibe. Uh.

1208
01:01:53,800 --> 01:01:56,520
Speaker 1: It's a safe space that was created with the intent

1209
01:01:56,680 --> 01:01:59,280
Speaker 1: to be um a safe space for black and brown

1210
01:01:59,360 --> 01:02:01,560
Speaker 1: women and for l g B t q I family.

1211
01:02:01,680 --> 01:02:03,480
Speaker 1: Can I tell the audience now that sounds cute? Can

1212
01:02:03,560 --> 01:02:06,400
Speaker 1: I tell the audience y'all? This is the space that

1213
01:02:06,480 --> 01:02:08,800
Speaker 1: I go in Brooklyn when I've spoke on the last

1214
01:02:08,840 --> 01:02:14,400
Speaker 1: two years about finding a black lifestyle club, which was

1215
01:02:14,560 --> 01:02:19,400
Speaker 1: actually introduced to me by Marge. And then let me

1216
01:02:19,440 --> 01:02:21,720
Speaker 1: ask the question that we've heard about it. Yes, I

1217
01:02:21,880 --> 01:02:25,120
Speaker 1: want to ask you if it's a speak easy, if

1218
01:02:25,160 --> 01:02:28,720
Speaker 1: it was meant to be private, why promote the space

1219
01:02:29,400 --> 01:02:31,520
Speaker 1: and how do you keep yourself safe from I would say,

1220
01:02:32,000 --> 01:02:34,160
Speaker 1: I would say this, Well, no, no, that's actually that's

1221
01:02:34,160 --> 01:02:38,000
Speaker 1: actually a great question because the whole point of what

1222
01:02:38,120 --> 01:02:42,600
Speaker 1: we're doing is to make it accessible for black and

1223
01:02:42,680 --> 01:02:45,360
Speaker 1: brown humans to be in safe spaces, in places where

1224
01:02:45,360 --> 01:02:49,080
Speaker 1: they could explore the sensuality and sexuality without judgment. The

1225
01:02:49,120 --> 01:02:51,040
Speaker 1: reason it's important to have them in the black spaces

1226
01:02:51,040 --> 01:02:53,720
Speaker 1: because we have different hangups, we have different cultural things

1227
01:02:53,800 --> 01:02:56,520
Speaker 1: going on. Even with the words susy itself, you know,

1228
01:02:56,760 --> 01:03:00,520
Speaker 1: erupts people the wrong way all the time. Why uh

1229
01:03:00,640 --> 01:03:04,200
Speaker 1: not nothing, that's especially older women they're like Susia like that.

1230
01:03:04,440 --> 01:03:05,720
Speaker 1: And then when I talked to him about it, it's

1231
01:03:05,720 --> 01:03:08,920
Speaker 1: a whole flip. You know, why are we promoting it.

1232
01:03:09,640 --> 01:03:15,000
Speaker 1: We're promoting a lifestyle acceptance, and we're promoting black and

1233
01:03:15,080 --> 01:03:17,800
Speaker 1: brown people taking control of the narrative. It would be

1234
01:03:17,840 --> 01:03:19,919
Speaker 1: your goal for some that you just said that that's

1235
01:03:19,960 --> 01:03:23,720
Speaker 1: actually well the reason I have said regarding the word

1236
01:03:23,800 --> 01:03:27,960
Speaker 1: whore and regarding the word slut like and having and

1237
01:03:28,120 --> 01:03:30,840
Speaker 1: having the way people are like, oh my god, that's

1238
01:03:30,880 --> 01:03:32,960
Speaker 1: a bad word, the way that you reclaimed it and

1239
01:03:33,120 --> 01:03:35,880
Speaker 1: explained it in a way to where it's like, well, actually,

1240
01:03:36,360 --> 01:03:37,840
Speaker 1: why is it a bad word? You can make it

1241
01:03:37,880 --> 01:03:40,080
Speaker 1: an empowering word. You can make it mean whatever you

1242
01:03:40,160 --> 01:03:43,720
Speaker 1: wanted to meet. What's the goal for it to? Like? What? What?

1243
01:03:43,880 --> 01:03:48,920
Speaker 1: What could you ultimately, um, there are several goals. You know,

1244
01:03:49,040 --> 01:03:51,760
Speaker 1: we have goals as as a unit. Susia NYC also

1245
01:03:51,840 --> 01:03:54,200
Speaker 1: does dance parties. That's the thing about it. We do

1246
01:03:54,320 --> 01:03:58,400
Speaker 1: dance parties in our space. It's actually what I thought.

1247
01:03:58,480 --> 01:04:01,560
Speaker 1: It was like, maybe it's it's well to check it out.

1248
01:04:02,840 --> 01:04:06,400
Speaker 1: It may me mad, but but I got brought. I

1249
01:04:06,440 --> 01:04:08,080
Speaker 1: got brought to the play party first day. Let me

1250
01:04:08,120 --> 01:04:10,000
Speaker 1: say I got brought to the play party first day.

1251
01:04:10,280 --> 01:04:12,760
Speaker 1: Did not know about I don't even know. Yeah, yeah,

1252
01:04:12,880 --> 01:04:16,600
Speaker 1: we didn't know friend, he knew my my ex he's

1253
01:04:17,480 --> 01:04:20,320
Speaker 1: so he knew him. So we went to the play

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01:04:20,400 --> 01:04:22,560
Speaker 1: party and then he's like, oh, let's go to the

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01:04:22,680 --> 01:04:25,800
Speaker 1: Sunday party, same spot. So I get drunk as fun,

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01:04:25,920 --> 01:04:27,960
Speaker 1: thinking oh well we can go downstairs and funk now,

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01:04:28,520 --> 01:04:33,200
Speaker 1: and they're like, so actually no today there's no I think, yeah,

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01:04:33,240 --> 01:04:35,800
Speaker 1: it's got that type of party, and I was like shit,

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01:04:36,400 --> 01:04:38,800
Speaker 1: but literally it just makes you that comfortable. Everyone there

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01:04:38,920 --> 01:04:41,560
Speaker 1: is like great looking. But yeah, I didn't know about

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01:04:41,600 --> 01:04:44,200
Speaker 1: the I learned about the play party. Then the party party.

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01:04:44,560 --> 01:04:47,960
Speaker 1: It's it's Susy a play which is his name speaks

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01:04:48,000 --> 01:04:51,040
Speaker 1: for self. We do uh our sex positive events. We

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01:04:51,160 --> 01:04:54,280
Speaker 1: also do our mixers UM for people are interested. We

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01:04:54,360 --> 01:04:57,520
Speaker 1: do game nights, We do workshops built around people's questions.

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Speaker 1: One of our workshops where I really enjoyed was how

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01:05:00,200 --> 01:05:05,720
Speaker 1: to identify toxic masculinity in the play space. You know, yeah, yeah,

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01:05:06,040 --> 01:05:09,520
Speaker 1: you talk about it. You acknowledge that also sometimes women

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01:05:09,560 --> 01:05:13,840
Speaker 1: carry those traits. You teach people about enthusiastic consent. You

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01:05:13,960 --> 01:05:16,360
Speaker 1: let him know, um, when it's time to reset, you

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01:05:16,440 --> 01:05:19,280
Speaker 1: let him know. It's particular men or people who exhibit

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01:05:19,360 --> 01:05:22,280
Speaker 1: those uh toxicities that other bodies are not there for

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01:05:22,320 --> 01:05:25,160
Speaker 1: their pleasure. You know, you're not there to go get

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01:05:25,240 --> 01:05:26,920
Speaker 1: a nut. You're there to be part of a community,

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01:05:26,960 --> 01:05:29,320
Speaker 1: and you're there to build and do something a little better.

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01:05:29,440 --> 01:05:31,400
Speaker 1: So you know, I'm always maybe that was Mandy on

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01:05:31,480 --> 01:05:37,600
Speaker 1: that Sunday. They're not, but I make sure everybody I

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01:05:37,720 --> 01:05:41,600
Speaker 1: don't know, I don't want to make I think Mandy

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01:05:41,680 --> 01:05:44,560
Speaker 1: being there was was was really dope because you you

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01:05:44,760 --> 01:05:46,560
Speaker 1: bring that energy and it was dope and it was

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01:05:46,680 --> 01:05:57,760
Speaker 1: like for me, high power power, like high power energy.

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01:05:58,160 --> 01:06:06,160
Speaker 1: Keep giving. However, you know that's my brand the end,

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01:06:06,360 --> 01:06:09,800
Speaker 1: so that that's dope. Talking about their panels UM. Something

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01:06:09,880 --> 01:06:11,880
Speaker 1: I had in the main questions that I'm curious about,

1285
01:06:12,040 --> 01:06:14,880
Speaker 1: of course, to get off the top. So I've done

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01:06:14,920 --> 01:06:16,960
Speaker 1: some like coverage on like sex clubs and what makes

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01:06:16,960 --> 01:06:20,120
Speaker 1: them legal? But I realize everybody says something different, and

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01:06:20,200 --> 01:06:22,240
Speaker 1: I think it's dope to understand and put it at

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01:06:22,280 --> 01:06:25,000
Speaker 1: the top. How is doing a play party legal in

1290
01:06:25,080 --> 01:06:27,880
Speaker 1: your space? How is it being well, damn grow with

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01:06:28,240 --> 01:06:34,680
Speaker 1: the cops that there are no laws against people having sex,

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01:06:35,120 --> 01:06:37,440
Speaker 1: a group sex, having sex, having b D S M.

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01:06:38,520 --> 01:06:40,800
Speaker 1: Why do people are so scared to do it? Then?

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01:06:40,880 --> 01:06:43,320
Speaker 1: Because there aren't laws around because people are afraid of sex.

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01:06:43,480 --> 01:06:47,320
Speaker 1: It's actually considered then a private public space. So your

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01:06:47,360 --> 01:06:50,560
Speaker 1: space is yeah, it's a private space, but you're having

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01:06:50,600 --> 01:06:53,280
Speaker 1: public sex, is what? Because it's not that someone's you know,

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01:06:53,640 --> 01:06:56,960
Speaker 1: public sex would be like I'm thinking outside now we're

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01:06:57,280 --> 01:06:59,919
Speaker 1: we're we're in a safe space. That's I guess that's true. Yeah,

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01:07:00,160 --> 01:07:01,920
Speaker 1: I'm worked in a t G I Friday's parking lot once.

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01:07:01,960 --> 01:07:07,160
Speaker 1: That's fun. That's definitely public sex. That's fun. I was eighteen.

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01:07:07,280 --> 01:07:10,960
Speaker 1: Shut up. Wait, neither of us had an apartment because

1303
01:07:11,040 --> 01:07:16,080
Speaker 1: now it would need catch So you did you have

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01:07:16,320 --> 01:07:18,040
Speaker 1: any like? So I'm gonna assume you started with the

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01:07:18,120 --> 01:07:20,720
Speaker 1: dance party, did you uh No, We opened up the

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01:07:20,760 --> 01:07:23,000
Speaker 1: space with Incentive being a play party. We were used

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01:07:23,040 --> 01:07:25,720
Speaker 1: like scared of when you started it because we were

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01:07:27,240 --> 01:07:30,040
Speaker 1: my my, my fiance and I put a lot of

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01:07:30,160 --> 01:07:33,400
Speaker 1: years and are you know shout out to Pam and

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01:07:33,720 --> 01:07:37,120
Speaker 1: X our our primary couple should We started building this

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01:07:37,120 --> 01:07:39,240
Speaker 1: community a few years ago and then other people started

1312
01:07:39,320 --> 01:07:42,880
Speaker 1: adding on to it. My biggest fear was is and

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01:07:42,920 --> 01:07:46,360
Speaker 1: always will be exposing the people I love and care

1314
01:07:46,480 --> 01:07:51,760
Speaker 1: for two elements that aren't cool, and also exposing people

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01:07:51,920 --> 01:07:53,960
Speaker 1: because that's that space. Even though to save the space

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01:07:54,040 --> 01:07:56,880
Speaker 1: and it may not be for somebody who's hiding trauma,

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01:07:56,920 --> 01:07:59,360
Speaker 1: doesn't really know what's going on, and and the naked

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01:07:59,400 --> 01:08:02,600
Speaker 1: body will can trigger them, to be honest, I feel like, yes,

1319
01:08:02,680 --> 01:08:05,120
Speaker 1: that can happen, but luckily with faces like this, it

1320
01:08:05,160 --> 01:08:09,760
Speaker 1: does the opposite and it opens people's Luis. I wanted

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01:08:09,840 --> 01:08:12,600
Speaker 1: you and your fiance to be a part of my

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01:08:12,720 --> 01:08:15,640
Speaker 1: Memorial Day party. We were talking about it because the

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01:08:15,800 --> 01:08:18,120
Speaker 1: environment that you create, so for anyone that was able

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01:08:18,160 --> 01:08:20,960
Speaker 1: to attend dear Memorial Day weekend, I threw a party,

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01:08:21,400 --> 01:08:24,880
Speaker 1: a private party. After the FED dinner, I spoke with

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01:08:25,000 --> 01:08:31,559
Speaker 1: t and mel and everybody so much. The the stress

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01:08:31,600 --> 01:08:35,280
Speaker 1: and anxiety that I had building up to that play party.

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01:08:35,960 --> 01:08:37,880
Speaker 1: And I know a lot of people listening or like,

1329
01:08:38,720 --> 01:08:41,240
Speaker 1: y'all should do more, where's a horrible one coming? And

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01:08:41,760 --> 01:08:44,360
Speaker 1: that was my first time. You don't know how anxious

1331
01:08:44,400 --> 01:08:48,240
Speaker 1: I was in not wanting to be someone that triggered

1332
01:08:48,400 --> 01:08:51,720
Speaker 1: someone to have a negative experience and not not not

1333
01:08:51,840 --> 01:08:55,200
Speaker 1: to be a part of someone experiencing something that's traumatic

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01:08:55,280 --> 01:08:57,360
Speaker 1: for the rest of their lives. And those type of parties,

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01:08:57,360 --> 01:08:59,880
Speaker 1: which is why the vetting process was so crazy, which

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01:08:59,880 --> 01:09:02,439
Speaker 1: is why normally a lot of these these parties are

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01:09:02,479 --> 01:09:05,000
Speaker 1: hard to get into because the vetting is if you

1338
01:09:05,080 --> 01:09:06,920
Speaker 1: gotta know, you gotta know somebody, you gotta catch a

1339
01:09:07,000 --> 01:09:10,120
Speaker 1: vibe first. But that party, when I threw it, we

1340
01:09:10,280 --> 01:09:14,400
Speaker 1: at one point mails very um ambitious. It wanted to

1341
01:09:14,479 --> 01:09:16,040
Speaker 1: have like, well, maybe we could have a hundred and

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01:09:16,120 --> 01:09:19,280
Speaker 1: forty people in year. I said, no way, I want

1343
01:09:19,320 --> 01:09:22,000
Speaker 1: to cap it the amount of people even allowed to

1344
01:09:22,120 --> 01:09:28,559
Speaker 1: go into the space. It was very important that we didn't. Hey,

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01:09:28,600 --> 01:09:31,880
Speaker 1: we create created an environment with rules, but be even

1346
01:09:31,960 --> 01:09:35,360
Speaker 1: with rules, people break them. People also don't understand boundaries.

1347
01:09:35,520 --> 01:09:38,880
Speaker 1: People don't understand, um, the consent and what is what

1348
01:09:38,920 --> 01:09:44,720
Speaker 1: do you always say enthusiastic consent? And before we get

1349
01:09:44,760 --> 01:09:47,040
Speaker 1: into the layers of this, before we get into our

1350
01:09:47,680 --> 01:09:51,120
Speaker 1: vanilla ship, I wanted him a part of it because

1351
01:09:51,200 --> 01:09:56,320
Speaker 1: you've had the best consent speeches that I have partakes in.

1352
01:09:56,400 --> 01:09:58,599
Speaker 1: I've I've brought hell of people to your spot. Now

1353
01:09:59,400 --> 01:10:02,080
Speaker 1: I'm a fun chaperone now to the sex clubs in Bushwick.

1354
01:10:02,479 --> 01:10:06,720
Speaker 1: But could you just give us I'm gonna cueue you up.

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01:10:07,240 --> 01:10:12,160
Speaker 1: What would an enthusiastic consent speech sound like if I

1356
01:10:12,320 --> 01:10:16,160
Speaker 1: came into Susia play for the first time. First, I'm

1357
01:10:16,160 --> 01:10:19,800
Speaker 1: a little overdressed, right, I gotta gotta you would have

1358
01:10:19,880 --> 01:10:25,360
Speaker 1: to take off some clothes, not really to a something.

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01:10:25,400 --> 01:10:27,680
Speaker 1: I think you gotta earn. I think any part of

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01:10:27,760 --> 01:10:31,080
Speaker 1: you you definitely gotta earn. You're overdressed for the consette speech.

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01:10:31,240 --> 01:10:32,800
Speaker 1: I'm just thinking when you said that, I'm thinking that, dick.

1362
01:10:32,840 --> 01:10:40,599
Speaker 1: Swing hell, keeping down with box, we're about to talk.

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01:10:41,200 --> 01:10:47,559
Speaker 1: This is welcome, guys. I'm more personality forward. Um, alright,

1364
01:10:47,600 --> 01:10:50,320
Speaker 1: so we're in the circle of people. Hey, guys, how's

1365
01:10:50,320 --> 01:10:51,960
Speaker 1: everybody doing tonight? I don't want to welcome you to

1366
01:10:52,040 --> 01:10:54,080
Speaker 1: our space, all right. I know it takes a lot

1367
01:10:54,160 --> 01:10:56,679
Speaker 1: of bravery to be in here, and for that alone,

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01:10:56,720 --> 01:10:58,200
Speaker 1: I want to thank each and every one of you

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01:10:58,280 --> 01:11:01,120
Speaker 1: for being inside here and for taking time to come

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01:11:01,160 --> 01:11:03,800
Speaker 1: inside here and be one with everybody. Now. I don't

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01:11:03,840 --> 01:11:07,320
Speaker 1: want anyone at all to feel pressure to do anything,

1372
01:11:08,200 --> 01:11:11,160
Speaker 1: because the main thing is that you're here. Now, we're

1373
01:11:11,160 --> 01:11:13,960
Speaker 1: gonna talk about enthusiastic consent, what it looks like, how

1374
01:11:14,040 --> 01:11:18,160
Speaker 1: it feels, and what it is. Enthusiastic consent number one

1375
01:11:18,240 --> 01:11:22,160
Speaker 1: is the bedrock of our community. Enthusiastic consent is when

1376
01:11:22,160 --> 01:11:24,680
Speaker 1: you approach someone and you maybe want to touch their

1377
01:11:24,840 --> 01:11:27,080
Speaker 1: knee as you're talk and then understand, we're all vulnerable.

1378
01:11:27,280 --> 01:11:29,479
Speaker 1: We're all the different states of vulnerability right now, so

1379
01:11:29,600 --> 01:11:32,120
Speaker 1: you have to ask, do you mind if I touch

1380
01:11:32,120 --> 01:11:34,360
Speaker 1: your knee while I talk to you? Some people are handsy,

1381
01:11:34,600 --> 01:11:36,360
Speaker 1: but it's different when you're naked, or you're close to

1382
01:11:36,439 --> 01:11:38,439
Speaker 1: being naked, or you can be fully clothed in the

1383
01:11:38,520 --> 01:11:41,240
Speaker 1: space where the sexual energy is really high. Right, So

1384
01:11:41,320 --> 01:11:44,639
Speaker 1: you want to be really respectful of people's hidden traumas.

1385
01:11:45,520 --> 01:11:48,720
Speaker 1: If you have a person who's in the space and

1386
01:11:48,920 --> 01:11:51,360
Speaker 1: is dealing with someone and you come up behind them

1387
01:11:51,680 --> 01:11:54,200
Speaker 1: and just even if it's an innocent caress and small

1388
01:11:54,240 --> 01:11:56,600
Speaker 1: they're back, that could really trigger them. You may not

1389
01:11:56,720 --> 01:11:58,320
Speaker 1: even know about it, but I'm sure you don't want

1390
01:11:58,320 --> 01:12:01,200
Speaker 1: to be responsible for triggering somebody and leaving that person

1391
01:12:01,320 --> 01:12:03,760
Speaker 1: dealing with the mess the next day, you know, because

1392
01:12:03,760 --> 01:12:05,240
Speaker 1: a lot of times people won't show it in the moment.

1393
01:12:05,920 --> 01:12:07,840
Speaker 1: All right. Another thing I want people to be really

1394
01:12:07,920 --> 01:12:12,759
Speaker 1: really aware of is that you need to be aware

1395
01:12:12,920 --> 01:12:17,360
Speaker 1: of your alcohol and drug. You have to be in

1396
01:12:17,479 --> 01:12:21,240
Speaker 1: charge of your yeses and your nose. Saying no it's

1397
01:12:21,320 --> 01:12:24,840
Speaker 1: sexy as fuck because that lets you decide and puts

1398
01:12:24,880 --> 01:12:27,760
Speaker 1: you in a position to say, hey, I don't want that. Now.

1399
01:12:28,920 --> 01:12:30,360
Speaker 1: If you ask someone if you could be in their

1400
01:12:30,400 --> 01:12:34,560
Speaker 1: space and it's kind of like okay, okay, take that

1401
01:12:34,640 --> 01:12:37,640
Speaker 1: as a no, Just back up, reset, because there are

1402
01:12:37,640 --> 01:12:39,240
Speaker 1: a bunch of people who don't know how to say no,

1403
01:12:39,800 --> 01:12:44,000
Speaker 1: and they may just go through the motions and just

1404
01:12:44,120 --> 01:12:46,040
Speaker 1: go through the motions, and then the next day they're

1405
01:12:46,360 --> 01:12:49,160
Speaker 1: left with like, why why did I do that? I

1406
01:12:49,200 --> 01:12:51,680
Speaker 1: don't want to go back ever again, you know. So

1407
01:12:52,160 --> 01:12:54,000
Speaker 1: it's important for all of us here to take care

1408
01:12:54,000 --> 01:12:57,400
Speaker 1: of each other. Um, that's kind of like a tid

1409
01:12:57,439 --> 01:12:59,160
Speaker 1: bit of what I say, And then I was like, literally,

1410
01:12:59,280 --> 01:13:02,280
Speaker 1: this is literally like and it makes the fact that

1411
01:13:02,439 --> 01:13:05,479
Speaker 1: you let the room know that Noah is sexy, like

1412
01:13:06,240 --> 01:13:08,840
Speaker 1: you'll let everyone in the room. You can say no here,

1413
01:13:09,200 --> 01:13:11,400
Speaker 1: and a lot of people assume, like, oh my god,

1414
01:13:11,439 --> 01:13:12,800
Speaker 1: do I have to have sex if I go to

1415
01:13:12,880 --> 01:13:16,400
Speaker 1: a play party? For me those parties and I'm start

1416
01:13:16,400 --> 01:13:18,479
Speaker 1: to instrupt you. But this is nothing like it's I

1417
01:13:18,560 --> 01:13:20,519
Speaker 1: think if people are curious about going to parties, go

1418
01:13:20,600 --> 01:13:23,439
Speaker 1: to different parties, go to go to the whack ones,

1419
01:13:23,479 --> 01:13:25,320
Speaker 1: go to the good ones. Because honestly, if you come

1420
01:13:25,680 --> 01:13:29,400
Speaker 1: to anything we our name is on it, you skipped

1421
01:13:29,400 --> 01:13:31,920
Speaker 1: all these steps. You went from not you went from

1422
01:13:31,960 --> 01:13:35,680
Speaker 1: having like fucking fried steak to for naming young and

1423
01:13:35,760 --> 01:13:38,160
Speaker 1: you don't know the steps it takes to get there.

1424
01:13:38,320 --> 01:13:41,240
Speaker 1: What's the ideal amount of people for a party? If

1425
01:13:41,280 --> 01:13:42,880
Speaker 1: you could be in your idea for me, not for

1426
01:13:43,040 --> 01:13:46,600
Speaker 1: any beginning or anything for you, throw me um in

1427
01:13:46,760 --> 01:13:49,360
Speaker 1: our space, okay, in any space for me? I like.

1428
01:13:49,640 --> 01:13:53,439
Speaker 1: I like um. Open floor plans. The reason I like

1429
01:13:53,560 --> 01:13:56,400
Speaker 1: open floor plans is because they're they're less rooms, they're

1430
01:13:56,479 --> 01:13:59,080
Speaker 1: less stores, and there's less of an opportunity something fun

1431
01:13:59,200 --> 01:14:03,639
Speaker 1: up could happen where that's interesting, that's very interesting. Yeah,

1432
01:14:04,120 --> 01:14:07,400
Speaker 1: I thought, I thought, because this maybe someone's first time

1433
01:14:07,960 --> 01:14:11,680
Speaker 1: having private rooms would be a benefit. You're like, actually not,

1434
01:14:11,880 --> 01:14:13,800
Speaker 1: in my opinion, if it's your first time, don't even

1435
01:14:13,840 --> 01:14:17,640
Speaker 1: try to fun talk to We know y'all love a

1436
01:14:17,720 --> 01:14:22,280
Speaker 1: solo episode of US, and specifically the first episode we

1437
01:14:22,400 --> 01:14:25,040
Speaker 1: had last year. I think this planned be in jail

1438
01:14:25,720 --> 01:14:29,200
Speaker 1: when I was sucking Lambo and I made a little

1439
01:14:29,240 --> 01:14:37,080
Speaker 1: mistake and enjoy it speaking of trappers um um irresponsible

1440
01:14:39,120 --> 01:14:42,800
Speaker 1: battle light. So we was fucking who is we? You

1441
01:14:42,920 --> 01:14:48,800
Speaker 1: were Limbo And there was this moment where now I have,

1442
01:14:49,760 --> 01:14:51,639
Speaker 1: you know, a thing with new partners where I feel

1443
01:14:51,680 --> 01:14:53,640
Speaker 1: like we have to have a discussion about you know,

1444
01:14:53,760 --> 01:14:56,600
Speaker 1: our STD plans, our last check up, things like that,

1445
01:14:56,680 --> 01:14:59,360
Speaker 1: because it's appropriate. Well you did this with a hood nigger,

1446
01:14:59,439 --> 01:15:03,880
Speaker 1: how to just now? He said, But you're good. I'm good,

1447
01:15:06,680 --> 01:15:11,640
Speaker 1: and so I'll be going to an ecologist. Now this

1448
01:15:11,920 --> 01:15:18,160
Speaker 1: was an accident. To be fair, It was like, let

1449
01:15:18,200 --> 01:15:20,519
Speaker 1: me let me watch my words, watch your words. Because

1450
01:15:20,520 --> 01:15:24,799
Speaker 1: I listened to this podcast. It was okay, this was happened.

1451
01:15:25,040 --> 01:15:27,920
Speaker 1: We were fucking and we planned on using a condom.

1452
01:15:28,000 --> 01:15:32,920
Speaker 1: I knew it, but then then it didn't happen. But

1453
01:15:33,120 --> 01:15:36,760
Speaker 1: then I said, nah, condom disappeared to be fair. It

1454
01:15:36,880 --> 01:15:39,160
Speaker 1: was also six in the morning. Oh let's keep back

1455
01:15:39,880 --> 01:15:44,080
Speaker 1: what others. You can't get pregnant six in the morning.

1456
01:15:44,600 --> 01:15:47,120
Speaker 1: You don't keep going hotel room keeping. It wasn't at

1457
01:15:47,120 --> 01:15:49,240
Speaker 1: my house, and it wasn't my house before, but it

1458
01:15:49,320 --> 01:15:51,120
Speaker 1: was at a hotel room. So that's kind of why

1459
01:15:51,160 --> 01:15:53,680
Speaker 1: I was like, damn, now we're in a pickle. And

1460
01:15:53,840 --> 01:15:57,479
Speaker 1: the sun wasn't up yet, so technically, and the l

1461
01:15:57,560 --> 01:15:59,640
Speaker 1: A post makes it a little differented, you know what

1462
01:15:59,680 --> 01:16:01,560
Speaker 1: I'm saying. In New York and everything you want, but

1463
01:16:01,640 --> 01:16:03,520
Speaker 1: in l A it's a little bit different. My Walgreens

1464
01:16:03,520 --> 01:16:05,320
Speaker 1: on my block on sunset and vine clothes and fucking

1465
01:16:05,360 --> 01:16:07,160
Speaker 1: midnight and sunset and RN is like the biggest block

1466
01:16:07,200 --> 01:16:09,320
Speaker 1: and LA what the fun? So anyway, I'm saying it

1467
01:16:09,439 --> 01:16:11,280
Speaker 1: was difficult, but I still wanted some dick, you know

1468
01:16:11,320 --> 01:16:13,120
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. I was tired of sucking it. So anyway,

1469
01:16:13,240 --> 01:16:15,200
Speaker 1: here's what happened. So we didn't have I was tired

1470
01:16:15,240 --> 01:16:16,720
Speaker 1: of sucking. You could have just put it in your

1471
01:16:16,760 --> 01:16:21,280
Speaker 1: ass he wanted to but anyway, so basically we started

1472
01:16:21,320 --> 01:16:24,080
Speaker 1: having sex and I just kind of figured like now

1473
01:16:24,200 --> 01:16:26,560
Speaker 1: you're looking to the right, like your nigga listening and

1474
01:16:26,680 --> 01:16:29,599
Speaker 1: watching it right now, because I was just like, God, damn,

1475
01:16:29,640 --> 01:16:32,280
Speaker 1: it's somebody in this hallway because this is like I'm ashamed.

1476
01:16:32,920 --> 01:16:35,880
Speaker 1: I just want to say, also, I have really done

1477
01:16:35,880 --> 01:16:37,560
Speaker 1: a good job, like the l a dou that I

1478
01:16:37,640 --> 01:16:39,760
Speaker 1: had sucked all last year be d d or whatever,

1479
01:16:39,920 --> 01:16:42,840
Speaker 1: like we have only used condoms, like I really do

1480
01:16:42,960 --> 01:16:45,799
Speaker 1: my best. Sponsible King, I appreciate, but no, a queen,

1481
01:16:48,800 --> 01:16:51,080
Speaker 1: maybe I do my best because I have a primary partner,

1482
01:16:51,200 --> 01:16:53,400
Speaker 1: like I have to be like yo, like if something

1483
01:16:53,479 --> 01:16:55,240
Speaker 1: like this happens, you know I'm embarrassing. That is like

1484
01:16:55,800 --> 01:16:57,920
Speaker 1: like seriously, like you had to tell you you know

1485
01:16:58,000 --> 01:17:01,760
Speaker 1: what's embarrassing about that is like I know gets well,

1486
01:17:01,800 --> 01:17:05,720
Speaker 1: well no real quick, because technically I always said the

1487
01:17:05,800 --> 01:17:09,000
Speaker 1: only reason why I ever like niggas unprotected around the

1488
01:17:09,040 --> 01:17:10,760
Speaker 1: same time, because I never wanted to end up on Mari.

1489
01:17:11,560 --> 01:17:15,280
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lie our views with Skyrocket Wheezy if

1490
01:17:15,320 --> 01:17:17,439
Speaker 1: you brought your niggas on Mari, because you know which

1491
01:17:17,560 --> 01:17:20,639
Speaker 1: nigga impregnated you. Even if you got the abortion, I said,

1492
01:17:20,640 --> 01:17:22,720
Speaker 1: we still hit en up Mari to see who the

1493
01:17:22,800 --> 01:17:24,880
Speaker 1: baby daddy was. Okay, here's the thing. Now, I have

1494
01:17:25,040 --> 01:17:27,400
Speaker 1: a huge gap from the last time I've slept with

1495
01:17:27,600 --> 01:17:30,799
Speaker 1: old Bay because I've been gone. We've been traveling like bars.

1496
01:17:30,960 --> 01:17:32,960
Speaker 1: Gaps still embarrassing because I gotta be like, yo, this

1497
01:17:33,080 --> 01:17:35,760
Speaker 1: happened in l A. Sorry, because you know I would

1498
01:17:35,800 --> 01:17:37,840
Speaker 1: never do that. I'm not about to just bounce back

1499
01:17:37,840 --> 01:17:39,960
Speaker 1: and forth. I had a mistake at a moment. Now,

1500
01:17:40,320 --> 01:17:44,960
Speaker 1: the mistake moment was a long moment. For one, What

1501
01:17:45,080 --> 01:17:47,519
Speaker 1: does a long moment mean when it's a mistake, Because

1502
01:17:47,600 --> 01:17:49,479
Speaker 1: a long moment means you have to take a trip

1503
01:17:49,520 --> 01:17:51,240
Speaker 1: to Walgreens when it does open to get what they

1504
01:17:51,280 --> 01:17:54,160
Speaker 1: call it plan Bay. So I just kind of figured,

1505
01:17:54,240 --> 01:17:56,840
Speaker 1: if this happened and we don't use a condom, maybe

1506
01:17:57,479 --> 01:18:00,599
Speaker 1: you should guess as the nigga that got lucky enough

1507
01:18:00,680 --> 01:18:03,800
Speaker 1: to hit raw because the bitch was wasted in six am,

1508
01:18:04,200 --> 01:18:07,880
Speaker 1: you would probably pull out now. But also, I know

1509
01:18:07,960 --> 01:18:10,519
Speaker 1: you're rich. Now, did you ask him for the fifty dollars? No,

1510
01:18:10,600 --> 01:18:12,160
Speaker 1: I couldn't do it, but he gave me money. I

1511
01:18:12,200 --> 01:18:14,439
Speaker 1: was about to say, I'm asking, but I love niggas.

1512
01:18:14,439 --> 01:18:15,920
Speaker 1: Give you money for playing me because it's just be

1513
01:18:16,000 --> 01:18:17,880
Speaker 1: like a big wall. I like my bad baby, and

1514
01:18:17,960 --> 01:18:19,320
Speaker 1: I don't need you know he did that on purpose.

1515
01:18:19,320 --> 01:18:20,640
Speaker 1: He could have at least tried to pull out and

1516
01:18:20,720 --> 01:18:22,240
Speaker 1: be like, no, no, no, I'm gonna tell you this

1517
01:18:22,320 --> 01:18:24,720
Speaker 1: is what happened. It was something I stayed out of

1518
01:18:24,800 --> 01:18:27,680
Speaker 1: my mouth that translated different. And you say coming me, No,

1519
01:18:27,840 --> 01:18:32,240
Speaker 1: I did I give me the nut. I'm sorry you say,

1520
01:18:32,680 --> 01:18:41,200
Speaker 1: come about nut, Mandy. I thought of you not you're

1521
01:18:41,200 --> 01:18:44,120
Speaker 1: thinking to me while you have a sex. I thought

1522
01:18:44,880 --> 01:18:47,200
Speaker 1: it was the same night. It was night he grabbed

1523
01:18:47,240 --> 01:18:48,880
Speaker 1: my stomach and then right after that he told me

1524
01:18:48,960 --> 01:18:50,960
Speaker 1: about a nut. And I almost started laughing at dick

1525
01:18:51,000 --> 01:18:53,840
Speaker 1: out because I remember saying that Scott, and I was like,

1526
01:18:54,880 --> 01:18:59,280
Speaker 1: think about the nut. Okay, So here's what happens. I thought.

1527
01:18:59,400 --> 01:19:02,880
Speaker 1: I said very clearly into the pillow that my face

1528
01:19:03,000 --> 01:19:05,680
Speaker 1: was stuff. What I really hate how she said, Bro,

1529
01:19:05,840 --> 01:19:07,920
Speaker 1: we've been doing this for like five years now. She

1530
01:19:08,080 --> 01:19:13,759
Speaker 1: has not learned how to say pillow, hello, hello, whatever.

1531
01:19:14,120 --> 01:19:16,679
Speaker 1: So I'm in the pillow and my face is there

1532
01:19:17,360 --> 01:19:20,320
Speaker 1: the way people is at work, Bro, you just yelled

1533
01:19:20,360 --> 01:19:23,519
Speaker 1: in the motherfucker's ears. Bro, do you guys want the

1534
01:19:23,560 --> 01:19:25,200
Speaker 1: rest of this plan? Be okay? Yes, give us a

1535
01:19:25,439 --> 01:19:28,360
Speaker 1: show my faces in the pillow. And I'm like saying

1536
01:19:29,000 --> 01:19:31,519
Speaker 1: I wanted to say. I was saying, like, come in

1537
01:19:31,920 --> 01:19:34,960
Speaker 1: my mouth. That's not what you said. I want to

1538
01:19:35,000 --> 01:19:37,920
Speaker 1: God in my mouth. Now, I swearing to God. I said,

1539
01:19:37,960 --> 01:19:40,280
Speaker 1: come in my mouth. Did you leave off the in

1540
01:19:40,400 --> 01:19:42,599
Speaker 1: my mouth part? No? I said, come in my mouth,

1541
01:19:42,680 --> 01:19:47,320
Speaker 1: and now maybe you come in and you know coming.

1542
01:19:47,400 --> 01:19:50,320
Speaker 1: And then he said I'm about to So then I

1543
01:19:50,520 --> 01:19:53,040
Speaker 1: turned because I'm like, oh, time to play ball and

1544
01:19:53,120 --> 01:20:01,360
Speaker 1: catch it. And I just saw that oh, and I said, uh,

1545
01:20:01,680 --> 01:20:04,360
Speaker 1: then I'll started pushing the dick out, like trying to

1546
01:20:04,439 --> 01:20:06,600
Speaker 1: push this out, like you're pushing the dick out with

1547
01:20:06,680 --> 01:20:08,720
Speaker 1: your pussy because I was. It was too late. It

1548
01:20:08,800 --> 01:20:10,320
Speaker 1: was way too late. No, but I didn't. I didn't

1549
01:20:10,320 --> 01:20:11,760
Speaker 1: want the kids to go up too. I was trying

1550
01:20:11,760 --> 01:20:13,599
Speaker 1: to get around while we don't matter if they're coming

1551
01:20:13,640 --> 01:20:16,160
Speaker 1: even on your click, it swim down to your pussy hole,

1552
01:20:16,360 --> 01:20:21,400
Speaker 1: because swim to your egg. So now I'm stressed out right,

1553
01:20:21,479 --> 01:20:25,280
Speaker 1: I was like, and he was like, damn, man, I'm sorry. Done,

1554
01:20:25,360 --> 01:20:26,760
Speaker 1: He was like, Yo, for real, I thought you said

1555
01:20:26,840 --> 01:20:28,400
Speaker 1: coming my pussy. I was like, no, you didn't. I

1556
01:20:28,479 --> 01:20:30,479
Speaker 1: thought you told me the nut in your pussy. I said,

1557
01:20:30,520 --> 01:20:32,880
Speaker 1: first of all, I don't say nuts. That's what I

1558
01:20:32,960 --> 01:20:35,240
Speaker 1: don't say. I said, Oh, I don't know, I know

1559
01:20:35,320 --> 01:20:37,360
Speaker 1: what you actually I think he said I didn't. I

1560
01:20:37,439 --> 01:20:40,120
Speaker 1: think he said. I think you said I don't do that.

1561
01:20:40,240 --> 01:20:42,519
Speaker 1: I just don't think you remember. But if he said,

1562
01:20:42,560 --> 01:20:45,920
Speaker 1: you said no, I didn't say that. I'm allergic. I

1563
01:20:46,000 --> 01:20:52,000
Speaker 1: ain't way to learn it in my mouth women to

1564
01:20:52,080 --> 01:20:54,519
Speaker 1: the little eggs that she alerted to. It was swimming

1565
01:20:54,680 --> 01:20:57,000
Speaker 1: right down to the little mother egg. So anyway, after

1566
01:20:57,600 --> 01:21:01,519
Speaker 1: he collected his gun, and not that he collected his gun,

1567
01:21:01,640 --> 01:21:03,519
Speaker 1: you don't have to listen to Patri after that. Um

1568
01:21:04,160 --> 01:21:12,760
Speaker 1: most technically he shot up the club. That's what Dick said,

1569
01:21:12,880 --> 01:21:17,439
Speaker 1: Your pussy, bitchy, you ain't getting none. So the Plan

1570
01:21:17,560 --> 01:21:19,080
Speaker 1: B worked. At least you know you didn't gain that

1571
01:21:19,200 --> 01:21:21,160
Speaker 1: much weight because it worked. You're not pregnant, right, I

1572
01:21:21,200 --> 01:21:23,120
Speaker 1: saved the photo. I'd like to share with you what

1573
01:21:23,439 --> 01:21:27,200
Speaker 1: wait of what of? What the Plan B package? Not

1574
01:21:27,360 --> 01:21:30,519
Speaker 1: just the Plan B package? This story? Wait did you

1575
01:21:30,600 --> 01:21:34,280
Speaker 1: put it next to the gun. That would I gotta

1576
01:21:34,320 --> 01:21:38,960
Speaker 1: be the cover. It's it's it's the fact that one,

1577
01:21:39,040 --> 01:21:41,040
Speaker 1: I'm already ashamed to go get this Plan B, which

1578
01:21:41,160 --> 01:21:43,880
Speaker 1: is crazy because I do this sucking podcast. It's like,

1579
01:21:44,000 --> 01:21:46,120
Speaker 1: how could I be ashamed? There's just I don't care

1580
01:21:46,160 --> 01:21:48,680
Speaker 1: how sexually for you are. There's something about going up

1581
01:21:48,720 --> 01:21:51,519
Speaker 1: to that goddamn count of being like the Plan VP. Please,

1582
01:21:52,000 --> 01:21:53,519
Speaker 1: what do you mean the counter bitch? They saw that

1583
01:21:53,560 --> 01:21:56,680
Speaker 1: ship on the aisle. Now, I swear to go on.

1584
01:21:56,880 --> 01:21:59,679
Speaker 1: I think not now locked up. I'm telling you now, honey,

1585
01:22:00,000 --> 01:22:04,920
Speaker 1: find friends neighborhood. What neighborhood it is in? You could

1586
01:22:04,920 --> 01:22:06,960
Speaker 1: go down the aisle now and get Plan B. It

1587
01:22:07,160 --> 01:22:10,080
Speaker 1: is in the little plastic container that will go off

1588
01:22:10,120 --> 01:22:11,519
Speaker 1: if you try to walk out with it. But the

1589
01:22:11,600 --> 01:22:13,720
Speaker 1: Plan B is on the island. This store definitely on

1590
01:22:13,800 --> 01:22:16,800
Speaker 1: the Bronx no more. I'm not even in the Lower

1591
01:22:16,880 --> 01:22:20,120
Speaker 1: east Side. I just see it. I wouldn't know. There's

1592
01:22:20,120 --> 01:22:21,519
Speaker 1: a lot of Actually no, I'm not. I'm trying to

1593
01:22:21,520 --> 01:22:24,040
Speaker 1: be funny. I see it in the behind. I haven't

1594
01:22:24,080 --> 01:22:26,200
Speaker 1: had a Plan B, and maybe like two years I've

1595
01:22:26,520 --> 01:22:28,360
Speaker 1: I've been doing well. You've never had to do a

1596
01:22:28,360 --> 01:22:31,400
Speaker 1: Plan b head. I've never took one, but you have

1597
01:22:31,520 --> 01:22:33,920
Speaker 1: you ever? What would happen? I don't know what would happened.

1598
01:22:34,240 --> 01:22:36,760
Speaker 1: Of course I've paid for them, for all the plan

1599
01:22:36,840 --> 01:22:41,920
Speaker 1: bes I've used. I don't talk all right, well anyway, alright, alright,

1600
01:22:42,479 --> 01:22:44,960
Speaker 1: this is sounding like a show full of irresponsible adults.

1601
01:22:45,040 --> 01:22:47,760
Speaker 1: But okay, this is bad. This is shape. I want

1602
01:22:47,800 --> 01:22:49,960
Speaker 1: you all if you were the YouTube comments saying that

1603
01:22:50,040 --> 01:22:53,799
Speaker 1: this is a this is a horrible decision. I am sorry,

1604
01:22:54,160 --> 01:22:56,360
Speaker 1: But ship happens. So I get to the counter and

1605
01:22:56,439 --> 01:23:00,519
Speaker 1: there's a young girl, black cute, and I said, um,

1606
01:23:00,960 --> 01:23:04,960
Speaker 1: excuse me, can I have the right before she goes,

1607
01:23:05,720 --> 01:23:13,639
Speaker 1: I love y'all, so oh, just on brand while you're out.

1608
01:23:13,720 --> 01:23:15,960
Speaker 1: And when I tell you, I had on a mask

1609
01:23:16,120 --> 01:23:18,880
Speaker 1: and a hat and I said, oh, thank you, hone.

1610
01:23:18,960 --> 01:23:22,880
Speaker 1: It's like I funk with y'all so hard. Girl. So

1611
01:23:23,280 --> 01:23:25,599
Speaker 1: not only does she take a picture with me, um

1612
01:23:26,120 --> 01:23:28,519
Speaker 1: after um, and I told her she needs playing b

1613
01:23:28,640 --> 01:23:32,720
Speaker 1: she was like, I'm already ashamed. Let me just tell

1614
01:23:32,760 --> 01:23:34,439
Speaker 1: you where. She was like, I got you, bitch, this

1615
01:23:34,600 --> 01:23:36,360
Speaker 1: is what I say. Look how much she took off

1616
01:23:38,200 --> 01:23:43,120
Speaker 1: half off? This gave me employee discount on plan b

1617
01:23:44,520 --> 01:23:47,519
Speaker 1: and told me. She was like, weasy, don't even girl,

1618
01:23:47,640 --> 01:23:49,880
Speaker 1: and don't let me you got the pocket that that

1619
01:23:50,000 --> 01:23:53,479
Speaker 1: money from. I don't want to know if you let

1620
01:23:53,560 --> 01:23:55,640
Speaker 1: him know you got half off, because then technically you

1621
01:23:55,760 --> 01:23:59,040
Speaker 1: all him the money bag. I was about to say, oh,

1622
01:23:59,120 --> 01:24:02,719
Speaker 1: coffee and I'm plan and you're not calling it not okay.

1623
01:24:03,080 --> 01:24:05,040
Speaker 1: This is something nickas do too. They don't want to

1624
01:24:05,120 --> 01:24:07,160
Speaker 1: ask you want to know coffee and a plan? B

1625
01:24:07,280 --> 01:24:08,800
Speaker 1: What do you mean right now? Not because you got

1626
01:24:08,920 --> 01:24:10,439
Speaker 1: half off. You could have just spent the other money

1627
01:24:10,880 --> 01:24:14,760
Speaker 1: on coffee. You know you like expensive coffee. So he

1628
01:24:14,920 --> 01:24:17,519
Speaker 1: calls me and this is what niggas do. Niggas will

1629
01:24:17,560 --> 01:24:20,799
Speaker 1: call you to make sure you took that. Yeah, okay,

1630
01:24:21,360 --> 01:24:24,240
Speaker 1: because then they got folky and he called me and

1631
01:24:24,360 --> 01:24:29,040
Speaker 1: he said, um, how are you doing. I'm like, babe,

1632
01:24:29,720 --> 01:24:31,880
Speaker 1: and he was like, what you go to? I was like, nothing,

1633
01:24:31,920 --> 01:24:34,640
Speaker 1: about to work and to record Patreon. I don't know

1634
01:24:34,760 --> 01:24:38,880
Speaker 1: the fun that is. And he was like yeah, And

1635
01:24:38,960 --> 01:24:40,280
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, why you would to god? He

1636
01:24:40,360 --> 01:24:44,280
Speaker 1: was like no, I'm just making sure you've got show

1637
01:24:44,520 --> 01:24:47,280
Speaker 1: because you know it works all right, y'all. I hope

1638
01:24:47,280 --> 01:24:50,400
Speaker 1: you enjoyed our picks because we really enjoyed making this

1639
01:24:50,600 --> 01:24:53,200
Speaker 1: content this year. Bandy and I are so happy to

1640
01:24:53,280 --> 01:24:56,920
Speaker 1: close out this year strong. We are so happy about

1641
01:24:56,960 --> 01:24:59,760
Speaker 1: the trajectory of Horrible Decisions and the guests we even

1642
01:24:59,760 --> 01:25:02,240
Speaker 1: get and the stides we've been making. We hope you

1643
01:25:02,360 --> 01:25:05,080
Speaker 1: loved our solo episodes, and we hope that you guys

1644
01:25:05,160 --> 01:25:11,639
Speaker 1: have an amazing holiday season how shall I say holiday? Also,

1645
01:25:12,280 --> 01:25:17,840
Speaker 1: just to close out it a little bang bang, Mandy

1646
01:25:17,920 --> 01:25:20,240
Speaker 1: and I have been nominated for an a vi and

1647
01:25:20,280 --> 01:25:24,479
Speaker 1: Award the port Awards. So please it is the people's choice,

1648
01:25:24,479 --> 01:25:26,920
Speaker 1: saying he please vote for us. Go on the Horrible

1649
01:25:26,960 --> 01:25:30,400
Speaker 1: Decisions Instagram page or click the description in this bio

1650
01:25:31,120 --> 01:25:32,760
Speaker 1: to vote for us. I think you can vote up

1651
01:25:32,800 --> 01:25:34,960
Speaker 1: to five times. We would really appreciate it. We're gonna

1652
01:25:35,000 --> 01:25:37,719
Speaker 1: be sitting there in the audience just like the oscar

1653
01:25:37,800 --> 01:25:40,639
Speaker 1: is hoping they call our name. We love y'all. Thank

1654
01:25:40,680 --> 01:25:44,600
Speaker 1: you for your support continually already say I love you

1655
01:25:44,840 --> 01:25:45,360
Speaker 1: because I do.