Speaker 1: Don't answer the phone Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap, Garrett,
Speaker 1: what do you bring you to us today?
Speaker 2: I'm bringing you and I want to call phone tap
Speaker 2: our listener. Nicole is doing all the work here. She
Speaker 2: is going to play the phone tap on her boyfriend Evan.
Speaker 2: Now Nicole every weekend is babysitting for her sister. She
Speaker 2: drops all her plans and she goes and babysits for
Speaker 2: her sister's kid. Now Evan, on the other hand, he
Speaker 2: planned a nice roman to get away for this weekend.
Speaker 2: So Nicole said, why don't we pull the I have
Speaker 2: to babysit again for my sister card and we have
Speaker 2: a phone tap.
Speaker 1: Wow, someone's gonna get all pissed off here, which is fabulous.
Speaker 1: All right, here we go.
Speaker 2: We love the I want to call because we kind
Speaker 2: of sit back and let you do all the work,
Speaker 2: because you're definitely more believable than us. Today's phone tap.
Speaker 2: Let's listen in.
Speaker 1: Hello, Hey, Ed, what's up? Nothing? Just to get in
Speaker 1: some reports done? Do you have a second, Yeah, I
Speaker 1: got a minute.
Speaker 3: Okay, I actually just called the hotel and I had
Speaker 3: I had them canceled our reservation. Why I have to
Speaker 3: cancel because I have some stuff to do this weekend.
Speaker 1: So what could be more important? I mean, we've been
Speaker 1: looking forward to this. Why would you do this?
Speaker 3: Because my sister is so bogged down with her kid,
Speaker 3: you know, and it's hard to take care of a
Speaker 3: four year old.
Speaker 1: Oh? Whoa, your sister is more important than us?
Speaker 3: No, but I mean she really really needs help with
Speaker 3: Tommy right now?
Speaker 1: Who cares about Tommy. We haven't been on a vacation
Speaker 1: in months. We've been looking bored to this. Your sister
Speaker 1: can find somebody else to watch your kid.
Speaker 3: It's really important.
Speaker 1: No, us having sex in a foreign location that is important.
Speaker 1: Watching your nephew is not. There are millions of teenagers.
Speaker 1: Your sister could call.
Speaker 3: We can always reschedule. You can't reschedule a kid.
Speaker 1: And I'm just reeping proud on the weekend for months.
Speaker 1: How about if we.
Speaker 3: Don't cancel, we just go ahead and take Tommy with
Speaker 3: us on the trip.
Speaker 1: No, that would everything.
Speaker 3: I can just think about it. It'll solve that problem.
Speaker 3: It'll solve our problem. We can still do the trip,
Speaker 3: and I can still spend time with our nephew. We
Speaker 3: can just babysit while we're on the trip.
Speaker 1: How are you gonna be babysitting the kid when we're
Speaker 1: naked having sex all day? Because that was the plan. Remember,
Speaker 1: we'll just have to.
Speaker 3: Switch our plans a little switch.
Speaker 1: Our plans to when are we gonna that's the plan? When?
Speaker 1: When do you envision this happening? What you're gonna send
Speaker 1: the kid out for ice? We have maybe thirty seconds
Speaker 1: for a quickie.
Speaker 3: We can we can't.
Speaker 1: We get back home, so we know. No, that kid
Speaker 1: is he's a law a child. He hates me. He
Speaker 1: he physically he hates me. He does. He's kicked me
Speaker 1: in the nuts at least three times, and you know
Speaker 1: what he's doing. I hate him. I Am not gonna
Speaker 1: let them four block me this weekend.
Speaker 3: All right, you really need to put family first here.
Speaker 1: I want to have a romantic relationship with my girlfriend
Speaker 1: this weekend.
Speaker 3: This a really good time to kind of practice like
Speaker 3: being a family, like what it would be like if
Speaker 3: we had kids, Like this could be a really good
Speaker 3: time to what are you You're never.
Speaker 1: Even talking about marriage?
Speaker 2: You kid?
Speaker 3: You really calmed down?
Speaker 1: I hear how I sound. I'm pissed off. My girlfriend
Speaker 1: is picking her four year old nephew over me. This
Speaker 1: is insane. When we start watching Sethon the Street and
Speaker 1: sponge Bob all weekend.
Speaker 3: It's not the end of the world.
Speaker 1: Okay, it is the end of the world. You're not
Speaker 1: even in my shoes right now. We haven't had sex
Speaker 1: in three weeks. I'm tired of waiting. This is ridiculous.
Speaker 3: Just waiting another week is not going to change. It's
Speaker 3: not the end of the world.
Speaker 1: You're making yourself.
Speaker 3: You are acting like a child. You are acting like.
Speaker 1: A four years I'm really mature. You're mature.
Speaker 3: Do you hear yourself?
Speaker 1: Are you hear yourself?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 2: Really? Really?
Speaker 3: Are we doing this?
Speaker 1: Are really?
Speaker 3: Really?
Speaker 1: Are we doing this? Are we doing this?
Speaker 2: Evan?
Speaker 3: I need to talk to you like an adult.
Speaker 1: Okay, can you talk to me like an adult.
Speaker 3: I need you to listen to what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: Okay, we listen to what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: Hey, Evan, my name is Garretthone. Elvis turned in the
Speaker 2: morning show and you just got phone tapped. What your
Speaker 2: your girlfriend Nicole wanted to play a phone tap on you?
Speaker 3: I have.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're definitely getting the handcuffs and the feather tonight.
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