WEBVTT - She Canceled Their Romantic Getaway

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<v Speaker 1>Don't answer the phone Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap, Garrett,

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<v Speaker 1>what do you bring you to us today?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm bringing you and I want to call phone tap

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<v Speaker 2>our listener. Nicole is doing all the work here. She

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<v Speaker 2>is going to play the phone tap on her boyfriend Evan.

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<v Speaker 2>Now Nicole every weekend is babysitting for her sister. She

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<v Speaker 2>drops all her plans and she goes and babysits for

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<v Speaker 2>her sister's kid. Now Evan, on the other hand, he

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<v Speaker 2>planned a nice roman to get away for this weekend.

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<v Speaker 2>So Nicole said, why don't we pull the I have

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<v Speaker 2>to babysit again for my sister card and we have

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<v Speaker 2>a phone tap.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow, someone's gonna get all pissed off here, which is fabulous.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, here we go.

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<v Speaker 2>We love the I want to call because we kind

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<v Speaker 2>of sit back and let you do all the work,

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<v Speaker 2>because you're definitely more believable than us. Today's phone tap.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's listen in.

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<v Speaker 1>Hello, Hey, Ed, what's up? Nothing? Just to get in

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<v Speaker 1>some reports done? Do you have a second, Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>got a minute.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, I actually just called the hotel and I had

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<v Speaker 3>I had them canceled our reservation. Why I have to

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<v Speaker 3>cancel because I have some stuff to do this weekend.

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<v Speaker 1>So what could be more important? I mean, we've been

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<v Speaker 1>looking forward to this. Why would you do this?

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<v Speaker 3>Because my sister is so bogged down with her kid,

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<v Speaker 3>you know, and it's hard to take care of a

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<v Speaker 3>four year old.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh? Whoa, your sister is more important than us?

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<v Speaker 3>No, but I mean she really really needs help with

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<v Speaker 3>Tommy right now?

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<v Speaker 1>Who cares about Tommy. We haven't been on a vacation

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<v Speaker 1>in months. We've been looking bored to this. Your sister

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<v Speaker 1>can find somebody else to watch your kid.

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<v Speaker 3>It's really important.

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<v Speaker 1>No, us having sex in a foreign location that is important.

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<v Speaker 1>Watching your nephew is not. There are millions of teenagers.

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<v Speaker 1>Your sister could call.

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<v Speaker 3>We can always reschedule. You can't reschedule a kid.

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm just reeping proud on the weekend for months.

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<v Speaker 1>How about if we.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't cancel, we just go ahead and take Tommy with

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<v Speaker 3>us on the trip.

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<v Speaker 1>No, that would everything.

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<v Speaker 3>I can just think about it. It'll solve that problem.

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<v Speaker 3>It'll solve our problem. We can still do the trip,

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<v Speaker 3>and I can still spend time with our nephew. We

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<v Speaker 3>can just babysit while we're on the trip.

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<v Speaker 1>How are you gonna be babysitting the kid when we're

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<v Speaker 1>naked having sex all day? Because that was the plan. Remember,

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<v Speaker 1>we'll just have to.

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<v Speaker 3>Switch our plans a little switch.

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<v Speaker 1>Our plans to when are we gonna that's the plan? When?

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<v Speaker 1>When do you envision this happening? What you're gonna send

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<v Speaker 1>the kid out for ice? We have maybe thirty seconds

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<v Speaker 1>for a quickie.

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<v Speaker 3>We can we can't.

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<v Speaker 1>We get back home, so we know. No, that kid

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<v Speaker 1>is he's a law a child. He hates me. He

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<v Speaker 1>he physically he hates me. He does. He's kicked me

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<v Speaker 1>in the nuts at least three times, and you know

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<v Speaker 1>what he's doing. I hate him. I Am not gonna

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<v Speaker 1>let them four block me this weekend.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, you really need to put family first here.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to have a romantic relationship with my girlfriend

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<v Speaker 1>this weekend.

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<v Speaker 3>This a really good time to kind of practice like

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<v Speaker 3>being a family, like what it would be like if

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<v Speaker 3>we had kids, Like this could be a really good

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<v Speaker 3>time to what are you You're never.

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<v Speaker 1>Even talking about marriage?

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<v Speaker 2>You kid?

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<v Speaker 3>You really calmed down?

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<v Speaker 1>I hear how I sound. I'm pissed off. My girlfriend

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<v Speaker 1>is picking her four year old nephew over me. This

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<v Speaker 1>is insane. When we start watching Sethon the Street and

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<v Speaker 1>sponge Bob all weekend.

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<v Speaker 3>It's not the end of the world.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, it is the end of the world. You're not

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<v Speaker 1>even in my shoes right now. We haven't had sex

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<v Speaker 1>in three weeks. I'm tired of waiting. This is ridiculous.

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<v Speaker 3>Just waiting another week is not going to change. It's

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<v Speaker 3>not the end of the world.

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<v Speaker 1>You're making yourself.

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<v Speaker 3>You are acting like a child. You are acting like.

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<v Speaker 1>A four years I'm really mature. You're mature.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you hear yourself?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you hear yourself?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>Really? Really?

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<v Speaker 3>Are we doing this?

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<v Speaker 1>Are really?

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<v Speaker 3>Really?

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<v Speaker 1>Are we doing this? Are we doing this?

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<v Speaker 2>Evan?

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<v Speaker 3>I need to talk to you like an adult.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, can you talk to me like an adult.

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<v Speaker 3>I need you to listen to what I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, we listen to what I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, Evan, my name is Garretthone. Elvis turned in the

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<v Speaker 2>morning show and you just got phone tapped. What your

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<v Speaker 2>your girlfriend Nicole wanted to play a phone tap on you?

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<v Speaker 3>I have.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you're definitely getting the handcuffs and the feather tonight.

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<v Speaker 2>Elvis Duran's phone tap.

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<v Speaker 1>This phone tap was pre recorded with permission granted by

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