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Speaker 1: He confession, I can't take that earl armst.

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Speaker 2: Mouse speak text to sevent eighty five nine two says

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Speaker 2: there's a Wi Fi connected printer somewhere near my house.

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Speaker 2: It's not password protected, so I've been sending inappropriate photos

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Speaker 2: to it for weeks. Stop it. I'm not sure whose

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Speaker 2: printer it is, but I find it hilarious. Oh my god, there's.

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Speaker 3: No kids at that Prince, some sweet old lady like Harold,

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Speaker 3: it's doing it again, and I was like, whoa, that

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Speaker 3: is impressive, the.

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Speaker 2: Best thing that's happened to me all month. Oh no, listen,

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Speaker 2: you could be inappropriate with us when you confess your secrets.

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Speaker 2: Here on the mass speaker, Brook always says, the naughtier,

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Speaker 2: the better.

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Speaker 3: I do not usually out loud, but I'm glad you

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Speaker 3: can read my thoughts.

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Speaker 1: We enjoy.

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Speaker 2: And we've got a guy on the phone right now

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Speaker 2: who's ready to get down and dirty. He's chosen Jackson

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Speaker 2: as his fake identity. So Jackson, you dirty dog. Welcome

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Speaker 2: to the show.

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Speaker 1: Hello, Hello jack Jackson.

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Speaker 3: I'm a feeling we don't have a printed out photo

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Speaker 3: waiting for us in our print station from you.

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Speaker 2: No, okay, Jackson, you there?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, okay, you're.

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Speaker 2: All business Jackson. I appreciate that. You know what, Let's

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Speaker 2: not waste any time with the dirty talk. Voice changer

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Speaker 2: is on. You are the mass speaker. Whenever you're ready,

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Speaker 2: let's hear your confession.

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Speaker 1: All right. So about a year ago I went to

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Speaker 1: like my buddy's bachelor party in Charles.

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Speaker 2: Te bachelor confession.

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Speaker 3: Okay, did we were right on the dirty part?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? All right, that's got to be a good time.

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Speaker 2: Charleston is like a full party city.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, the bachelor and bachelorette scene is ridiculous.

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Speaker 2: How was it?

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Speaker 1: It was awesome? Man, we have We had so much fun.

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Speaker 1: It was about like ten of us.

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Speaker 3: Nice, manageable, but still a party.

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Speaker 1: I haven't seen some of these guys in like ten

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Speaker 1: years and it was just like a great time.

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Speaker 3: Oh that's cool. So did something get out of control?

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Speaker 3: Is that why you're wanting to be masked?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? So we had this like beach house and we

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Speaker 1: went shooting off of a boat. It was a great

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Speaker 1: ship boat. When it was time to fly.

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Speaker 3: Home, wait wait shooting shooting off of a boat.

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Speaker 1: It was just like this activity they had over there.

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Speaker 1: It was like we had to shoot clay pigeons.

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Speaker 2: Oh, ok shooting yeah on a boat. I never heard

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Speaker 2: of it on a boat because it's cool. I mean,

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Speaker 2: they weren't legally allowed to do it, but they did it. Okay, awesome.

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Speaker 3: So you had a good time.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, until it was time to go home, fly home,

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Speaker 1: and I was at the airport and they said the

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Speaker 1: flight was overbooked.

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Speaker 3: And then they're like, we'll give you ten dollars.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. So when they said that, they came and they acted,

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Speaker 1: if anyone is willing to give up their seat two

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Speaker 1: hundred dollars voucher ticket.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I know.

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Speaker 3: It's always like playing chicken, though, like how long will

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Speaker 3: you wait for them to up it more?

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Speaker 2: Don't do it yet, don't do it yet?

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah. Normally I would never even think to like

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Speaker 1: accept that because it just doesn't make sense to me.

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Speaker 1: But they told me there was this old woman who

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Speaker 1: was really wanted to get on the flight.

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Speaker 3: That would help two hundred bucks and your heart strings

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Speaker 3: help somebody.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess they were saying, like her granddaughter was

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Speaker 1: in neighbor or something.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, get off that plane.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, so did you give up your seat?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? I ended up giving it up to her because nobody,

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Speaker 1: like nobody. Everyone was just quiet when they said it.

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Speaker 1: Nobody wanted to do it.

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Speaker 3: So I just that's cool.

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Speaker 2: I would have been to the airport tell your granddaughter

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Speaker 2: to hold it in. I need to get home first class. Yeah, well,

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Speaker 2: it sounds like you're a better guy than we are.

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Speaker 1: She was very grateful to She ended up give me.

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Speaker 1: She seemed pretty happy.

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Speaker 3: Oh wow, dude, where does this go wrong?

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Speaker 1: Someone ended up telling me that the plane had a

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Speaker 1: mechanical problem midflight and it had to be diverted to

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Speaker 1: Saint Louis.

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Speaker 3: Oh the plane you were supposed to, be.

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Speaker 2: Honest, the one you gave the seat grandma to.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. I couldn't even believe it, like what they were

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Speaker 1: telling me, because I felt so bad because the left

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Speaker 1: to see her granddaughter's like so bad.

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Speaker 2: Plaine got diverted, Yeah, after he gave up his seat.

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Speaker 3: Oh no, but let's hope labor lasted more than twenty

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Speaker 3: four hours.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's gonna take her three more days to get

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Speaker 2: back to your hacination. Oh my god.

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Speaker 3: Well that's not your fault, though, I mean, she would

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Speaker 3: have had a fight that you were on the next

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Speaker 3: day anyway.

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Speaker 1: And yeah, yeah, I still don't know if she even

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Speaker 1: got where she needs to be. I don't even know.

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Speaker 2: It's just she might still be in the Saint Louis

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Speaker 2: hairport trying to get another flight out of there.

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Speaker 3: This is really a wholesome that you're still concerned about it.

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Speaker 2: Dirty dog like sweet puppy.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, honestly, that grandma could be like she's

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Speaker 3: not even probably that old, like if she's having her

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Speaker 3: first grand baby, she could be like sixty.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, she probably lied, she probably doesn't have a granddaughter.

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Speaker 2: And later that was just an excuse to get on

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Speaker 2: the damn plane he gets on, just throwing her. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: you don't need to feel bad about this, Jackson.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I don't if you like traumatizing because every time

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Speaker 1: they stay on the plane to switch seats, I'm like,

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Speaker 1: it just thinks me back to that situation.

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Speaker 2: Any changes anymore. Anytime here's the PA announcement, He's like,

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Speaker 2: don't do it, it's not worth it. So funny, you're

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Speaker 2: too wholesome.

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Speaker 3: I'm sure this was going to be about the bachelor party.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, someone cheated on someone or something.

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Speaker 3: No wonder the highlight was like skeep shooting.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you guy, you know he gave a hundred dollars

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Speaker 2: bill to a bunch of homeless people in Charleston. That's

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Speaker 2: his big confession. Oh my god, Jackson, you're a good guy.

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Speaker 2: You're too wholesome for this show, so we have to

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Speaker 2: kick you off. So thanks for being here, but text

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Speaker 2: in seven eighty five nine two if you have a

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Speaker 2: confession you've been holding on to. We can hide your identity,

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Speaker 2: mask your voice, and make you our next mass speaker.

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