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Speaker 1: And I invited you here, thought I made myself perfectly clear.

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Speaker 2: But you're a guest in my home.

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Speaker 1: You gotta come to me empty, And I said, no, guests.

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Speaker 1: Your presences presents enough. I already had too much stuff.

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Speaker 1: So how did you dant to surbey me?

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Speaker 3: Welcome to I said, no gifts. I'm Richard Wineger. Here

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Speaker 3: we are. It's the beginning of the podcast. I'm entering

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Speaker 3: into the eighth hour of Zoom for the day. My

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Speaker 3: face it feels burned from the computer screen at this point,

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Speaker 3: and so who cares. I hope you're having a nice day.

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Speaker 3: I hope you're having a nice time. And we're just

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Speaker 3: gonna get into the podcast. I'm not gonna sit here

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Speaker 3: and complain about staring at a computer screen for eight hours.

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Speaker 3: I'd rather talk to the guests. The guest is so lovely,

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Speaker 3: so funny. It's Frankie kenyontez Oh.

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Speaker 2: Thanks for having me, Bridgie. How are you? You know?

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Speaker 2: I'm good, thanks for getting better, and I mean the

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Speaker 2: world's still kind of weird, but I guess less weird,

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Speaker 2: but yeah, yeah, I'm good overall.

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Speaker 3: What have you been up to?

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Speaker 2: Well, we just finished filming a Hulu show last Thursday,

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Speaker 2: So that was pretty much just my whole life for

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Speaker 2: the last three months. But yeah, super excited about that.

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Speaker 2: And then just been recording this scripted podcast The Frankie,

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Speaker 2: you know, on the show that I've been working on,

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Speaker 2: and then you know, trying to spend time with my

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Speaker 2: catch up with everybody, and then just you know, trying

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Speaker 3: Yeah you were you were doing the show with Chris Estrata,

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Speaker 3: who has been on the show before. Is such a

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, that's that's that's a good homie

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Speaker 3: You guys were shooting in Los Angeles. Yeah, correct, What

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Speaker 3: was that like? What was the experience like? Oh?

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Speaker 2: Man, it was it was like a dream come true.

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Speaker 2: You know, I've known Chris a long time since he

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Speaker 2: and you know, I always believed in it, I told him,

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and you were in the show. You're playing Chris's cousin. Yeah, Luis,

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Speaker 3: Do you have cousins in your life?

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Speaker 2: Oh? Yeah, I got a lot of cousins. What's your

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Speaker 2: Man, I mean there's well, you know, I have one cousin,

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Speaker 3: That's what I want to hear about. Yeah, I don't

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Speaker 2: Right a fucker. You're talking about my Bridger show, you know. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: Are you from LA originally.

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Speaker 2: Originally from the San Fernando Valley, Yeah, from LA, but

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Speaker 3: Oh wow, So you're basically just surrounded by family. They're inescapable.

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Speaker 3: here's a question. Have you ever had a shamrock shake?

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Speaker 2: No, No, I mean the fact that we're kind of

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Speaker 3: I do love milkshakes, So where are you getting a milkshake?

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Speaker 3: So that can do some big car damage.

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Speaker 2: It's a big commitment. Even fat Burger has a has

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Speaker 3: Frankie, you're describing lactose intolerance.

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Speaker 3: I mean speaking of the shamrock shake. Do you ever

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Speaker 3: do you do anything to celebrate Saint Patrick's Day? I mean, yeah,

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Speaker 2: I don't like planning anything out. But if if it's

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I do. And my brother in law is Irish,

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Speaker 2: so he definitely goes in. And my goddaughter, you know,

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Speaker 1: Me.

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Speaker 3: That's so sweet.

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Speaker 2: So as of like lately she's only three years old,

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Speaker 3: But what do you like to do for fun? What's

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Speaker 2: I used to like anytime I have some time off,

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Speaker 2: that like a good day party with something. Just dance

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Speaker 3: It's like, I love this awareness you have of yourself

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean I just yeah, yeah, I just can't

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Speaker 3: Did you ever play music or anything?

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Speaker 3: And what year? What year were you recording them?

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Speaker 2: What you got? Wow?

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Speaker 3: Well, you've got to put some of those songs out.

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Speaker 3: Oh, it is wonderful. Put it on Spotify and you

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Speaker 2: If I'm lucky.

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Speaker 3: Well, i'm talking about a decade. We're talking about a

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Speaker 2: Well, I mean, look.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, no is an honor. You're hitting me up.

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Speaker 3: HOI thank you, well, of course, but you know the

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Speaker 3: Is this a gift for me?

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Speaker 2: It is? Man, I couldn't resist Bridger. Okay, well, it's.

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Speaker 3: It's very it's beautifully wrapped and kind of some Christmas colors,

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Speaker 2: this thing. Man. All I can think about is you

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Speaker 2: See I think it's just a disguised flast, but I

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Speaker 3: What gave you the idea to give this to me?

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Speaker 2: You know, I just because we were talking about how

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Speaker 2: It's all good. Or you know, just.

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Speaker 3: The having binoculars always makes you look fishy.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you're right.

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Speaker 3: There's never the time someone with binoculars looks like they're

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Speaker 3: Why why does Frankie have binoculars? And another pair of

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Speaker 3: Now have you everer Where did you find this thing?

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Speaker 3: We couldn't look at it here?

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Speaker 3: so uh not for children. And it's two sided to

432
00:20:44,520 --> 00:20:49,320
Speaker 3: hold sixteen ounces. Not a bad if you've got some

433
00:20:49,359 --> 00:20:52,040
Speaker 3: really hard liquor that could really just ruin your life.

434
00:20:52,720 --> 00:20:54,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, or you got me, you could put a shamrock

435
00:20:54,720 --> 00:20:55,320
Speaker 2: k hicken there on.

436
00:20:55,359 --> 00:21:02,399
Speaker 3: Me, right, just full of a dairy ruling it. Okay,

437
00:21:02,440 --> 00:21:06,879
Speaker 3: I'm taking it out. Well, this does look like real binoculars.

438
00:21:06,880 --> 00:21:09,960
Speaker 3: I'm now holding them, and you obviously can't see through them,

439
00:21:09,960 --> 00:21:13,560
Speaker 3: but you could easily look at that.

440
00:21:14,119 --> 00:21:15,080
Speaker 2: This is incredible.

441
00:21:15,240 --> 00:21:18,280
Speaker 3: Both sides open up and it's like a little two

442
00:21:18,359 --> 00:21:19,240
Speaker 3: little drinks.

443
00:21:19,480 --> 00:21:22,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, those are separate chambers, right, so you could almost

444
00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:26,120
Speaker 2: you could put you know, if your partner's favorite drink

445
00:21:26,160 --> 00:21:27,919
Speaker 2: is something else, put it on that side.

446
00:21:28,960 --> 00:21:31,159
Speaker 3: You could put one thing in one side and another

447
00:21:31,200 --> 00:21:33,240
Speaker 3: for a mixer in the other side, and then your

448
00:21:33,520 --> 00:21:37,040
Speaker 3: your own little bar tender and now does it let's

449
00:21:37,080 --> 00:21:40,360
Speaker 3: stay here if something else have oh there's it even

450
00:21:40,400 --> 00:21:43,040
Speaker 3: comes with a funnel to get the drink into them.

451
00:21:44,840 --> 00:21:48,879
Speaker 3: And uh a, uh what is this a bank? What

452
00:21:48,920 --> 00:21:54,119
Speaker 3: do you call this a strap? That's what we're talking about. Yeah, absolutely, this.

453
00:21:54,160 --> 00:21:58,080
Speaker 2: Is an experienced drinker who invented this? I'm not. I

454
00:21:58,119 --> 00:22:01,680
Speaker 2: wonder what this guy his life is. I mean, like,

455
00:22:01,880 --> 00:22:04,399
Speaker 2: and he went out of his way to get patented everything.

456
00:22:04,080 --> 00:22:07,320
Speaker 3: And it's incredible. Have you had a hidden flask of

457
00:22:07,359 --> 00:22:08,159
Speaker 3: any type before?

458
00:22:09,040 --> 00:22:11,560
Speaker 2: Yes, I mean I've had plenty of flasks that you

459
00:22:11,680 --> 00:22:13,119
Speaker 2: just put in and stuff like.

460
00:22:13,160 --> 00:22:16,520
Speaker 3: That, but but no, like novelty shaped flasks.

461
00:22:18,160 --> 00:22:20,000
Speaker 2: No. I mean there was one point when I had

462
00:22:20,040 --> 00:22:21,919
Speaker 2: the the head.

463
00:22:22,960 --> 00:22:25,159
Speaker 3: Like Homer Simpsons style.

464
00:22:25,359 --> 00:22:27,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I was like, it was bro man, you

465
00:22:27,640 --> 00:22:28,920
Speaker 2: know what I mean. It's like, you know, I don't

466
00:22:28,920 --> 00:22:30,320
Speaker 2: want to be that guy. You know what I mean?

467
00:22:30,760 --> 00:22:31,720
Speaker 3: Did you use that thing?

468
00:22:32,160 --> 00:22:34,840
Speaker 2: I used it like once, I think or twice. It's

469
00:22:34,920 --> 00:22:36,760
Speaker 2: just like I was like, you know what, this isn't me.

470
00:22:36,800 --> 00:22:39,040
Speaker 2: I'm trying to be something I'm not and I had

471
00:22:39,040 --> 00:22:39,960
Speaker 2: to move on with my life.

472
00:22:41,200 --> 00:22:43,040
Speaker 3: Where did you use? It? Was a party? I hope

473
00:22:43,119 --> 00:22:43,920
Speaker 3: it was just alone.

474
00:22:44,359 --> 00:22:46,920
Speaker 2: No, No, it was at like a softball game or

475
00:22:47,080 --> 00:22:49,200
Speaker 2: it was like my cousin's softball game. And I don't

476
00:22:49,200 --> 00:22:51,479
Speaker 2: know why I thought it was you know, I don't know.

477
00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:56,880
Speaker 2: I just thought this will be funny. Right as soon

478
00:22:56,880 --> 00:22:58,399
Speaker 2: as I showed up with it, I was like, what

479
00:22:58,440 --> 00:22:59,200
Speaker 2: am I doing.

480
00:22:59,080 --> 00:23:01,520
Speaker 3: You know, just a humiliating yourself at a little at

481
00:23:01,520 --> 00:23:07,840
Speaker 3: a little league game. That's difficult memory for you.

482
00:23:07,840 --> 00:23:09,920
Speaker 2: You're like, oh, you were the annoyed becuzin.

483
00:23:11,560 --> 00:23:17,520
Speaker 3: Discovery, I don't have any annoyed they're all thinking it's Frankie.

484
00:23:17,960 --> 00:23:20,159
Speaker 3: Don't want you at the family events. They want you

485
00:23:20,200 --> 00:23:25,359
Speaker 3: as far away as possible. Oh what, what's your drink

486
00:23:25,400 --> 00:23:27,720
Speaker 3: of choice? I don't drink, so I'm always curious about

487
00:23:27,760 --> 00:23:29,160
Speaker 3: like people's drinking habits.

488
00:23:29,800 --> 00:23:31,440
Speaker 2: Okay, oh damn, what I got you? The fat? I

489
00:23:31,440 --> 00:23:33,159
Speaker 2: mean you could put the I can put one. I

490
00:23:33,160 --> 00:23:35,320
Speaker 2: can put in the water. Yeah.

491
00:23:35,359 --> 00:23:38,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's no way, trust me, not about that.

492
00:23:39,080 --> 00:23:41,359
Speaker 2: And I honestly thought that I was not to say that,

493
00:23:41,400 --> 00:23:42,560
Speaker 2: you give me square vibes.

494
00:23:42,560 --> 00:23:44,199
Speaker 3: But I was like, oh, I give a lot of

495
00:23:44,200 --> 00:23:44,959
Speaker 3: square vibes.

496
00:23:45,400 --> 00:23:47,480
Speaker 2: You kidding, I will be honest, you doquare.

497
00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:52,600
Speaker 3: If I'm not giving square vibes, something's gone very wrong.

498
00:23:52,960 --> 00:23:57,639
Speaker 2: Yeah right, but yeah, yeah, I was like, I thought, man,

499
00:23:57,680 --> 00:23:58,359
Speaker 2: you might not drink it.

500
00:23:58,359 --> 00:23:58,439
Speaker 3: Then.

501
00:23:58,480 --> 00:23:59,800
Speaker 2: I honestly thought that. I was like, well, you don't

502
00:23:59,800 --> 00:24:02,840
Speaker 2: have to put alcohol flask, you know, no flask. I

503
00:24:02,880 --> 00:24:05,119
Speaker 2: don't know that's what they're going for. But who's you know,

504
00:24:05,200 --> 00:24:06,760
Speaker 2: they're you know, you can put whatever in there.

505
00:24:06,800 --> 00:24:09,560
Speaker 3: Any liquid will fit. I mean I could fill it

506
00:24:09,560 --> 00:24:12,560
Speaker 3: with bird seed. Yeah, there are so many things I

507
00:24:12,560 --> 00:24:16,840
Speaker 3: can pour in there, just sand. And also there's always

508
00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:19,320
Speaker 3: the point that I turned to such hard drinking that

509
00:24:19,400 --> 00:24:21,800
Speaker 3: I need sixteen full ounces of something that and it

510
00:24:21,880 --> 00:24:27,960
Speaker 3: needs to be hidden, so I'm prepared. Yeah, do you

511
00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:28,920
Speaker 3: own binoculars?

512
00:24:30,119 --> 00:24:32,040
Speaker 2: I do? I have, like a they're small though, they're

513
00:24:32,040 --> 00:24:37,000
Speaker 2: like kind of like oh kind of like they're pretty yeah,

514
00:24:37,040 --> 00:24:41,199
Speaker 2: but I it's I hardly are bring them anywhere, you know,

515
00:24:41,359 --> 00:24:44,040
Speaker 2: like because I'm always ah, then they don't have to

516
00:24:44,040 --> 00:24:47,080
Speaker 2: carry them around after and you know, like usually if

517
00:24:47,119 --> 00:24:48,760
Speaker 2: I'm going to a game or something, I'm gonna hit

518
00:24:48,800 --> 00:24:50,439
Speaker 2: the bar after then I'm just rolling around with the

519
00:24:50,400 --> 00:24:52,199
Speaker 2: pair of binoculars. And then like you said, and then

520
00:24:52,240 --> 00:24:56,000
Speaker 2: I'm that guy like what what the fuck is this? Yeah?

521
00:24:56,520 --> 00:24:59,399
Speaker 3: Wait, I'm sorry, I never I never got an answer. What, Like,

522
00:24:59,440 --> 00:25:01,240
Speaker 3: what do you drink?

523
00:25:02,440 --> 00:25:05,920
Speaker 2: I'm mostly like like whiskey, but I drink mescal, tequila

524
00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:08,440
Speaker 2: a lot of that, but whiskey is more of my

525
00:25:08,600 --> 00:25:12,440
Speaker 2: like get home mind down right, Yeah, pop powers.

526
00:25:12,520 --> 00:25:15,760
Speaker 3: Irish whisky is my favorite oh, this is a very

527
00:25:15,880 --> 00:25:22,760
Speaker 3: Irish episode of this podcast. I mean, maybe we should

528
00:25:22,800 --> 00:25:25,920
Speaker 3: just do a special Saint Patrick's Day release. Neither of

529
00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:29,480
Speaker 3: us is Irish, and we are just giving this these

530
00:25:29,600 --> 00:25:32,280
Speaker 3: people the spotlight today.

531
00:25:33,119 --> 00:25:34,120
Speaker 2: The Shamrock Shake.

532
00:25:34,600 --> 00:25:41,480
Speaker 3: I'm sure the Shamrock Shake is very you know, age

533
00:25:41,520 --> 00:25:47,720
Speaker 3: old tradition for the Irish people. Yeah, okay, so you

534
00:25:47,880 --> 00:25:51,320
Speaker 3: like a whiskey every night, just a small glass of whiskey.

535
00:25:51,720 --> 00:25:54,359
Speaker 2: I mean it was funny. I never used to drink

536
00:25:54,600 --> 00:25:56,760
Speaker 2: every day. I mean I've done. I was more like

537
00:25:57,080 --> 00:26:00,159
Speaker 2: weekend warrior, like I would party like I have my

538
00:26:00,240 --> 00:26:02,680
Speaker 2: party party days. But now, obviously I had a metal while.

539
00:26:02,760 --> 00:26:08,000
Speaker 2: But during when the pandemic hit, I caught myself like,

540
00:26:08,320 --> 00:26:10,359
Speaker 2: oh shit, I'm drinking every day now, homie. And I

541
00:26:10,400 --> 00:26:12,040
Speaker 2: know that was you know, i'll call sales went up.

542
00:26:12,080 --> 00:26:16,200
Speaker 2: I know, I wasn't alone with everyone. Yeah, and so yeah,

543
00:26:16,240 --> 00:26:19,120
Speaker 2: I was like, so just during pandemic it was every day.

544
00:26:19,119 --> 00:26:22,360
Speaker 2: But lately I've been like, now that things are back

545
00:26:22,400 --> 00:26:25,280
Speaker 2: and I kind of had shed some pounds, I've been

546
00:26:25,359 --> 00:26:27,920
Speaker 2: laying off it, you know, But once a weekend comes,

547
00:26:27,960 --> 00:26:31,000
Speaker 2: I'm like, yeah, but yeah, I try to not drink

548
00:26:31,040 --> 00:26:33,560
Speaker 2: every day. Like to make a point of it, because

549
00:26:33,560 --> 00:26:35,200
Speaker 2: I got so in the routine I didn't I didn't

550
00:26:35,200 --> 00:26:36,960
Speaker 2: even notice it, you know what I mean Because during

551
00:26:37,520 --> 00:26:39,280
Speaker 2: but I was just like, yeah, let me drink. I'm

552
00:26:39,280 --> 00:26:41,040
Speaker 2: my dream. It was just something to do. Then all

553
00:26:41,040 --> 00:26:42,320
Speaker 2: of a sudden, I was like, oh shit on me,

554
00:26:42,359 --> 00:26:43,399
Speaker 2: you're drinking every day and.

555
00:26:46,160 --> 00:26:47,919
Speaker 3: That's how it happens. And then you've got it than

556
00:26:47,920 --> 00:26:50,960
Speaker 3: your binoculars and you're kind of stumbling around.

557
00:26:51,400 --> 00:26:54,440
Speaker 2: Coach, I want you to enjoin there by busery.

558
00:26:54,480 --> 00:26:56,040
Speaker 3: I'm like, come on, you drenk need a flask and

559
00:26:56,160 --> 00:27:03,320
Speaker 3: me like, do you have any interesting drinking stories from

560
00:27:03,440 --> 00:27:07,240
Speaker 3: when you were drinking more often partying more?

561
00:27:07,840 --> 00:27:12,040
Speaker 2: Oh? Man? I mean, I mean I probably got more

562
00:27:12,080 --> 00:27:13,280
Speaker 2: interesting in drug stories.

563
00:27:13,320 --> 00:27:16,440
Speaker 3: But oh, let's hear one. If you're willing to share, what.

564
00:27:16,440 --> 00:27:19,159
Speaker 2: Do you need like the embarrassing ship or just like

565
00:27:19,200 --> 00:27:22,199
Speaker 2: the raging shit or like just ship ship Like I

566
00:27:22,280 --> 00:27:24,720
Speaker 2: straight up had ship in the warehouse party one time

567
00:27:24,760 --> 00:27:26,880
Speaker 2: and they didn't have no total paper. He's my undershirt.

568
00:27:26,920 --> 00:27:27,840
Speaker 2: But anyways, I don't.

569
00:27:27,680 --> 00:27:32,200
Speaker 3: Know, I mean, I think that covers everything you just described.

570
00:27:32,280 --> 00:27:38,760
Speaker 3: But I mean, if there's another embarrassing story, use your undershirt.

571
00:27:39,359 --> 00:27:42,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, it loves it because the next thing after that

572
00:27:42,600 --> 00:27:44,359
Speaker 2: is a sock on me. And I'm all right, well fuck,

573
00:27:44,400 --> 00:27:46,560
Speaker 2: you know, but but I remember I was like, cause

574
00:27:46,600 --> 00:27:49,320
Speaker 2: I took an ecstasy pill and sometimes you know when

575
00:27:49,359 --> 00:27:51,200
Speaker 2: you take one that though, it makes you feel like it,

576
00:27:51,400 --> 00:27:53,320
Speaker 2: I mean, it makes you ship straight up like you

577
00:27:53,359 --> 00:27:55,239
Speaker 2: know you could. It's like oh. And then I'm like,

578
00:27:55,240 --> 00:27:57,439
Speaker 2: oh man, I'm at this warehouse party and just and

579
00:27:57,480 --> 00:27:59,240
Speaker 2: then there was a line for the restroom. So I'm

580
00:27:59,240 --> 00:28:01,679
Speaker 2: in the restroom just my cool little clench on me

581
00:28:01,760 --> 00:28:04,080
Speaker 2: just because you know, and I want to feel good.

582
00:28:04,080 --> 00:28:05,399
Speaker 2: But I'm like, no, but I'm on next to seat right,

583
00:28:05,400 --> 00:28:07,320
Speaker 2: but o little gotta ship so little, so many things,

584
00:28:07,520 --> 00:28:09,800
Speaker 2: you know. And then finally I get in and then

585
00:28:09,920 --> 00:28:11,840
Speaker 2: I don't even look if there's you know, I'm just

586
00:28:12,119 --> 00:28:13,119
Speaker 2: I get to the toilets.

587
00:28:13,200 --> 00:28:13,400
Speaker 1: Bam.

588
00:28:13,840 --> 00:28:15,640
Speaker 2: You know, I'm doing the hover thing because you don't

589
00:28:15,680 --> 00:28:19,560
Speaker 2: want to touch her now, guys. So I'm doing the

590
00:28:19,600 --> 00:28:22,200
Speaker 2: hover thing, like really working my my glutes and ship

591
00:28:22,240 --> 00:28:24,560
Speaker 2: and then uh just letting the letting that ship drop.

592
00:28:24,640 --> 00:28:27,000
Speaker 2: And then as I finished, I look around there's no

593
00:28:27,160 --> 00:28:30,520
Speaker 2: fucking toilet paper. I'm like, whoa. So but I'm feeling

594
00:28:30,560 --> 00:28:32,280
Speaker 2: good though, because once you get that ship out, then

595
00:28:32,320 --> 00:28:34,399
Speaker 2: the you know, the drugs really start kicking. So I'm like,

596
00:28:34,400 --> 00:28:36,440
Speaker 2: oh oh, but there's no toilet paper hole. So I'm

597
00:28:36,440 --> 00:28:38,040
Speaker 2: bummed out, but I feel good. Oh what am I

598
00:28:38,080 --> 00:28:39,960
Speaker 2: gonna do? Then you go in to a survival mode.

599
00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:41,760
Speaker 2: I'm like, all right, the sock and then I and

600
00:28:41,800 --> 00:28:44,040
Speaker 2: then I remember grabbing my my chest and I'm like, oh, ship,

601
00:28:44,040 --> 00:28:46,720
Speaker 2: I got an undershirt, you know. And then so I

602
00:28:46,760 --> 00:28:48,680
Speaker 2: took out my old shirt together undershirt. I was like, oh,

603
00:28:48,760 --> 00:28:52,120
Speaker 2: hell yeah, undershirt came through, homie. Just wipe that up,

604
00:28:52,200 --> 00:28:55,840
Speaker 2: through it in the trash. Let's hit the nash floor.

605
00:28:57,600 --> 00:28:59,640
Speaker 2: This is what that was old me Bridger, you know

606
00:28:59,640 --> 00:29:03,840
Speaker 2: what I'm saying. That's incredible.

607
00:29:03,840 --> 00:29:05,320
Speaker 3: I mean, I think this is kind of a psa

608
00:29:05,400 --> 00:29:07,680
Speaker 3: to anyone that's going to be dancing at a warehouse

609
00:29:07,720 --> 00:29:10,920
Speaker 3: this weekend. Someone you're dancing with may have just done

610
00:29:10,920 --> 00:29:11,720
Speaker 3: this in the bathroom.

611
00:29:12,400 --> 00:29:15,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh, definitely trust no.

612
00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:19,080
Speaker 3: One when you're in a warehouse. The things that are

613
00:29:19,080 --> 00:29:21,640
Speaker 3: happening in that bathroom, that people are coming back out

614
00:29:21,960 --> 00:29:24,880
Speaker 3: and now you're interacting with somebody who may have just

615
00:29:24,960 --> 00:29:28,000
Speaker 3: used their undershirt, and where did the under shirt end

616
00:29:28,080 --> 00:29:29,800
Speaker 3: up in the trash.

617
00:29:29,800 --> 00:29:31,960
Speaker 2: You know, I balled it up nicely.

618
00:29:31,920 --> 00:29:32,640
Speaker 3: Very considerate.

619
00:29:33,960 --> 00:29:36,520
Speaker 2: You know, I didn't just throw it. You know, I

620
00:29:36,560 --> 00:29:38,520
Speaker 2: was like, okay, let me tidy this up here. You know.

621
00:29:42,480 --> 00:29:46,520
Speaker 3: Oh that's incredible. I mean, the things you'll do in

622
00:29:46,560 --> 00:29:47,720
Speaker 3: those situations.

623
00:29:48,200 --> 00:29:50,920
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I mean that was great. Luckily they had salt,

624
00:29:51,040 --> 00:29:52,520
Speaker 2: you know, I washed my hands good and they had

625
00:29:52,560 --> 00:29:56,560
Speaker 2: They just had the blower thing but no paper of

626
00:29:56,600 --> 00:29:57,360
Speaker 2: any kind. Yeah.

627
00:29:58,120 --> 00:30:01,560
Speaker 3: I mean, I feel like you were very considerate and responsible,

628
00:30:01,560 --> 00:30:03,600
Speaker 3: considering considering you were on ecstasy.

629
00:30:04,360 --> 00:30:07,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean I was probably more so considerate because

630
00:30:07,080 --> 00:30:10,240
Speaker 2: you know, hey, I want I want everybody to be good.

631
00:30:10,280 --> 00:30:12,280
Speaker 2: You know, I don't want somebody to come in here

632
00:30:12,600 --> 00:30:15,760
Speaker 2: look at this fucking shit rag or shit shirt whatever.

633
00:30:16,720 --> 00:30:18,200
Speaker 3: Thank God for that undershirt.

634
00:30:18,440 --> 00:30:21,320
Speaker 2: Like, no, brother, I love you. Sorry for my shif fumes. Brother,

635
00:30:21,360 --> 00:30:23,040
Speaker 2: I love you. Here, let me tidy this up here.

636
00:30:23,080 --> 00:30:30,080
Speaker 3: And oh my god, that is just that is a

637
00:30:30,080 --> 00:30:35,280
Speaker 3: real difficult situation to be. And Okay, so you've obviously

638
00:30:35,360 --> 00:30:39,280
Speaker 3: you've lived so many lives, Franky, I think that's clear.

639
00:30:40,280 --> 00:30:40,520
Speaker 2: Yeah.

640
00:30:40,680 --> 00:30:46,080
Speaker 3: Hell, and now I've got these binocular this binocular flask,

641
00:30:46,320 --> 00:30:49,200
Speaker 3: which yeah, it's gonna be very It could be a

642
00:30:49,240 --> 00:30:50,200
Speaker 3: real turn in my life.

643
00:30:50,640 --> 00:30:52,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, or did the birds heat? I want to side

644
00:30:52,880 --> 00:30:55,040
Speaker 2: in the shamrock hicking the other and you know, it's

645
00:30:55,080 --> 00:30:55,600
Speaker 2: a good time.

646
00:30:57,400 --> 00:30:59,720
Speaker 3: I needed to start brainstorming things I can pour in this.

647
00:30:59,800 --> 00:31:03,160
Speaker 3: I'm very excited about this opportunity. Do you like giving gifts?

648
00:31:04,160 --> 00:31:04,960
Speaker 2: I do? I do?

649
00:31:05,680 --> 00:31:08,880
Speaker 3: But do you like is it like special occasions or

650
00:31:09,200 --> 00:31:10,840
Speaker 3: just like you'll see something at the store and buy

651
00:31:10,880 --> 00:31:11,640
Speaker 3: it for somebody?

652
00:31:12,160 --> 00:31:14,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, and like or if I see something dope and

653
00:31:14,400 --> 00:31:16,280
Speaker 2: I'll be like, oh, that's perfect for so and so,

654
00:31:16,400 --> 00:31:18,160
Speaker 2: and it doesn't have to be an occasion. I'll just

655
00:31:18,200 --> 00:31:21,200
Speaker 2: like get it. It's kind of selfish because a lot

656
00:31:21,200 --> 00:31:23,080
Speaker 2: of a lot of times I get gifts is because

657
00:31:23,160 --> 00:31:24,920
Speaker 2: when I'm depressed, and it's a way for me to

658
00:31:24,920 --> 00:31:27,040
Speaker 2: deal with depression. One of my boys gave me that

659
00:31:27,040 --> 00:31:29,600
Speaker 2: advice one time, and he's like, hey, do some do

660
00:31:29,680 --> 00:31:31,720
Speaker 2: some kind shit for some people. It helps, it helps,

661
00:31:32,600 --> 00:31:35,400
Speaker 2: you know, And then it does, and then so yeah,

662
00:31:35,400 --> 00:31:39,040
Speaker 2: I started, I'll just like, so the homies get gifts,

663
00:31:39,360 --> 00:31:41,080
Speaker 2: you know that something you know I'm depressed.

664
00:31:41,080 --> 00:31:47,320
Speaker 3: You know, everyone's benefiting from your depression. They're doing nothing

665
00:31:47,320 --> 00:31:47,840
Speaker 3: to help.

666
00:31:47,880 --> 00:31:49,719
Speaker 2: Hitting me up here? Are you sure not bummed out?

667
00:31:50,440 --> 00:31:51,920
Speaker 2: You know, I could use some socks. You know.

668
00:31:56,120 --> 00:31:59,360
Speaker 3: Have you gotten any gifts you're particularly given, any gifts

669
00:31:59,360 --> 00:32:00,719
Speaker 3: that you're particular really proud of.

670
00:32:01,200 --> 00:32:05,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, my homie Rob actually who you met. You know,

671
00:32:05,400 --> 00:32:09,560
Speaker 2: he's the director homie mine, he's shot. We've been filming

672
00:32:09,600 --> 00:32:13,640
Speaker 2: stuff together for over ten years now. But U he

673
00:32:13,720 --> 00:32:17,800
Speaker 2: loves toothpicks, right and so, and it became a problem

674
00:32:17,840 --> 00:32:20,400
Speaker 2: in our relationship because he would just leave the shit

675
00:32:20,440 --> 00:32:23,280
Speaker 2: in like you know, toothpick, you get the food out,

676
00:32:23,320 --> 00:32:24,680
Speaker 2: you might leave it in there for a couple of

677
00:32:24,680 --> 00:32:26,160
Speaker 2: minutes or two, but he was doing the whole thing,

678
00:32:26,280 --> 00:32:28,320
Speaker 2: leaving it in there, and he would get the flavored ones,

679
00:32:28,360 --> 00:32:30,360
Speaker 2: and it kind of gives an arrogance, you know, kind

680
00:32:30,360 --> 00:32:32,760
Speaker 2: of like like a cocky vibe.

681
00:32:33,080 --> 00:32:35,360
Speaker 3: It's an immediate cocky vibe. When you've got a toothpick

682
00:32:35,360 --> 00:32:37,840
Speaker 3: hanging out of your mouth. It makes you feel cooler

683
00:32:37,880 --> 00:32:41,040
Speaker 3: than you look. You feel cool, but you don't look

684
00:32:41,080 --> 00:32:41,600
Speaker 3: that cool.

685
00:32:42,440 --> 00:32:44,440
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, and then when you're talking to me, it's

686
00:32:44,440 --> 00:32:46,960
Speaker 2: like like you're condescending or like talking down to me,

687
00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:48,840
Speaker 2: like you know, he's got that toothpick a well, you know,

688
00:32:50,120 --> 00:32:51,600
Speaker 2: I think we should do it this way. And you know,

689
00:32:52,040 --> 00:32:54,120
Speaker 2: and I'm like, I get that shut from my homie.

690
00:32:54,360 --> 00:32:57,800
Speaker 2: You know, you can't you can't understand the words cleared anyway. Anyway,

691
00:32:58,400 --> 00:33:02,080
Speaker 2: he loves toothpicks and he's like investing them. He researches

692
00:33:02,120 --> 00:33:04,080
Speaker 2: where you get the best price of the flavors and

693
00:33:04,080 --> 00:33:06,560
Speaker 2: the packs, and it's a whole thing on me. And

694
00:33:06,640 --> 00:33:12,320
Speaker 2: so I got him a leather toothpick holder and got

695
00:33:12,360 --> 00:33:17,680
Speaker 2: his initials engraved oh on this thing. Yeah, And so

696
00:33:17,920 --> 00:33:20,080
Speaker 2: you could fit about five or six toothpicks and this

697
00:33:20,200 --> 00:33:22,240
Speaker 2: thing and the top of them kind of hangs out

698
00:33:22,280 --> 00:33:25,840
Speaker 2: and it's just dope ass little leather thing out. I mean,

699
00:33:25,880 --> 00:33:28,440
Speaker 2: like I was kind of like, fuck, but I don't

700
00:33:28,480 --> 00:33:30,800
Speaker 2: want to invest in his bullshit, you know what I mean.

701
00:33:30,840 --> 00:33:33,600
Speaker 2: At the same time, like that's the homie. Yeah, but

702
00:33:33,680 --> 00:33:35,360
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, this is so perfect for him,

703
00:33:35,360 --> 00:33:36,560
Speaker 2: you know what I mean? And so I had to

704
00:33:36,560 --> 00:33:37,760
Speaker 2: get it. So I got it for him.

705
00:33:38,280 --> 00:33:42,160
Speaker 3: That's so thoughtful. What flavor of toothpicks is this man buying?

706
00:33:42,200 --> 00:33:43,840
Speaker 3: I'm familiar with cinnamon and mint.

707
00:33:44,280 --> 00:33:46,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's got the mint and he's got the peppermint

708
00:33:46,520 --> 00:33:49,720
Speaker 2: one oh, and there's one that has like a little

709
00:33:49,720 --> 00:33:52,600
Speaker 2: bit of caffeine in it. And so yeah, I say

710
00:33:52,720 --> 00:33:57,880
Speaker 2: to what end? Yeah exactly, I'm just have a coffee. Yeah, exactly.

711
00:33:58,440 --> 00:34:01,320
Speaker 3: How much could you possibly getting off of a toothpick?

712
00:34:01,680 --> 00:34:04,040
Speaker 2: Exactly? I can't wait to tell you. You know what Bridger

713
00:34:04,080 --> 00:34:08,160
Speaker 2: said on me, tell him you're coming back.

714
00:34:09,600 --> 00:34:11,239
Speaker 3: I am going to get in a fight with him

715
00:34:11,239 --> 00:34:15,240
Speaker 3: about the caffeine toothpick. That makes no sense. Whoever invented

716
00:34:15,239 --> 00:34:20,160
Speaker 3: the caffeine toothpick needs to be run out of business. Okay, well,

717
00:34:20,719 --> 00:34:23,399
Speaker 3: well that's wonderful. I think it's time to play a game.

718
00:34:24,120 --> 00:34:24,880
Speaker 2: Okay, let's do it.

719
00:34:24,920 --> 00:34:26,720
Speaker 3: We're gonna play a game called Gift or a Curse.

720
00:34:26,800 --> 00:34:28,719
Speaker 3: But I need a number between one and ten from you.

721
00:34:29,800 --> 00:34:30,160
Speaker 2: Nine.

722
00:34:30,440 --> 00:34:32,600
Speaker 3: Okay. I have to do some light calculating to get

723
00:34:32,640 --> 00:34:34,920
Speaker 3: the things we're gonna play with. Right now, you have

724
00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:37,359
Speaker 3: the mic, you can promote, you can recommend, do whatever

725
00:34:37,400 --> 00:34:38,520
Speaker 3: you want. I'll be right back.

726
00:34:39,080 --> 00:34:46,040
Speaker 2: Okay, cool. Hey, what's up, homies, this Frankie Butt. You

727
00:34:46,160 --> 00:34:49,200
Speaker 2: tune in on my podcast at FRANKI Show, presented by

728
00:34:49,200 --> 00:34:53,520
Speaker 2: Will Ferrell's Big Money Players Network, or you can just

729
00:34:53,520 --> 00:34:56,799
Speaker 2: continue living your life. What are you doing right now? Now,

730
00:34:56,800 --> 00:34:57,680
Speaker 2: it's none of my business.

731
00:34:59,239 --> 00:34:59,359
Speaker 1: Oh.

732
00:34:59,360 --> 00:35:02,280
Speaker 2: I also watch this fool coming out on Hulu this year,

733
00:35:02,600 --> 00:35:05,479
Speaker 2: like June or July. I think it's gonna be good.

734
00:35:06,320 --> 00:35:09,880
Speaker 2: And then yeah, you can check out the instagram's like

735
00:35:09,960 --> 00:35:16,680
Speaker 2: total creeper Frankie gies. Yeah, that's yes about it, all.

736
00:35:16,600 --> 00:35:20,000
Speaker 3: Right, Frankie, let's good to go.

737
00:35:20,560 --> 00:35:21,040
Speaker 2: Let's do it.

738
00:35:21,120 --> 00:35:24,600
Speaker 3: Excellent recommendations. There, you've got your very funny podcast and

739
00:35:24,680 --> 00:35:27,920
Speaker 3: that show will be out at some point, yes, and

740
00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:28,920
Speaker 3: it's gonna be terrific.

741
00:35:29,719 --> 00:35:31,200
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I can't wait for that one.

742
00:35:31,760 --> 00:35:34,520
Speaker 3: Okay, this is how gift to a curse works. I'm

743
00:35:34,560 --> 00:35:36,960
Speaker 3: gonna name three things. You're gonna tell me if there

744
00:35:36,960 --> 00:35:41,080
Speaker 3: are a gift or a curse and why, and there

745
00:35:41,080 --> 00:35:45,640
Speaker 3: are correct answers so you can lose, which is just humiliating,

746
00:35:47,160 --> 00:35:49,759
Speaker 3: so be very careful. That's all I'm gonna tell you,

747
00:35:50,840 --> 00:35:54,040
Speaker 3: all right. Number one, gift or a curse. This is

748
00:35:54,080 --> 00:35:57,560
Speaker 3: a listener suggested this someone named Brianna. Gift to a

749
00:35:57,600 --> 00:36:02,480
Speaker 3: curse desks in kitchen, so like computer desks, but they're

750
00:36:02,520 --> 00:36:05,120
Speaker 3: in kitchens. You ever seen this before?

751
00:36:05,640 --> 00:36:08,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, that I'm gonna say, that's a curse.

752
00:36:08,680 --> 00:36:10,640
Speaker 3: Why it's makes it too much.

753
00:36:10,640 --> 00:36:12,680
Speaker 2: Those are separate spaces on me. I don't want to give.

754
00:36:13,600 --> 00:36:15,200
Speaker 2: I don't know. It depends on the space too. If

755
00:36:15,239 --> 00:36:17,600
Speaker 2: you're in a studio apartment, I get it. But if

756
00:36:17,640 --> 00:36:22,359
Speaker 2: it's like I don't know, I feel like I see, Okay,

757
00:36:22,360 --> 00:36:24,080
Speaker 2: you're trying to be more efficient. No, I can eat.

758
00:36:24,080 --> 00:36:25,640
Speaker 2: I can eat here, I can work here, I can

759
00:36:25,760 --> 00:36:29,160
Speaker 2: you know, but it's like, no, you need eating. Eating

760
00:36:29,239 --> 00:36:31,920
Speaker 2: is like a I love eating. I like to cook too.

761
00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:34,560
Speaker 2: I need that. That space is for that, you know

762
00:36:34,600 --> 00:36:37,080
Speaker 2: what I mean. But I feel like I could just

763
00:36:37,160 --> 00:36:39,960
Speaker 2: lead to too much. Like you could be with your

764
00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:42,600
Speaker 2: partner in the kitchen, focusing on the food you're getting,

765
00:36:42,600 --> 00:36:45,960
Speaker 2: your nurturing and all that area of nutrition, and you know,

766
00:36:46,440 --> 00:36:47,880
Speaker 2: talking about that shit, and all of a sudden it's like,

767
00:36:47,960 --> 00:36:50,400
Speaker 2: oh but no, but look at this, and oh but

768
00:36:50,520 --> 00:36:52,760
Speaker 2: on the internet there's this, and I know that happens

769
00:36:52,760 --> 00:36:54,840
Speaker 2: to anyone on the phones, but it's just too available

770
00:36:54,920 --> 00:36:58,240
Speaker 2: right there. It's just too You need time to enjoy

771
00:36:58,239 --> 00:37:01,279
Speaker 2: your food and all that and enjoy the company that

772
00:37:01,320 --> 00:37:04,759
Speaker 2: you're having while eating your meal. That's too distracting. You're

773
00:37:04,760 --> 00:37:06,719
Speaker 2: going to get caught up with some old workshit or

774
00:37:06,719 --> 00:37:08,640
Speaker 2: something when it's not time for that.

775
00:37:09,360 --> 00:37:12,319
Speaker 3: Frank, right, I don't know that is right? Of course,

776
00:37:12,360 --> 00:37:15,600
Speaker 3: that's right. What are we talking about with a desk

777
00:37:15,640 --> 00:37:19,160
Speaker 3: in a kitchen, that's like putting a black hole in

778
00:37:19,160 --> 00:37:21,439
Speaker 3: your kitchen. There's no reason to have it there. It's

779
00:37:21,560 --> 00:37:23,440
Speaker 3: just you're going to of course, it's just going to

780
00:37:23,480 --> 00:37:27,360
Speaker 3: get cluttered with junk. No one needs a computer in

781
00:37:27,400 --> 00:37:32,200
Speaker 3: the kitchen. Again, if it's in a small apartment, of course, yes,

782
00:37:32,400 --> 00:37:34,320
Speaker 3: we're on board with that. But I don't want to

783
00:37:34,360 --> 00:37:37,279
Speaker 3: walk into your five thousand square foot home and see

784
00:37:37,280 --> 00:37:40,600
Speaker 3: that you've dedicated part of your kitchen to a computer.

785
00:37:41,400 --> 00:37:42,920
Speaker 2: No, thank you. It's so tacky.

786
00:37:43,040 --> 00:37:45,400
Speaker 3: I think it to me feels like a leftover of

787
00:37:45,440 --> 00:37:48,759
Speaker 3: like the late nineties when everywhere a computer needed like

788
00:37:48,800 --> 00:37:51,319
Speaker 3: that was a nice thing to have. No, no, we

789
00:37:51,320 --> 00:37:54,680
Speaker 3: don't need a desk in the kitchen. Put the desk elsewhere.

790
00:37:54,719 --> 00:37:58,279
Speaker 3: Put the computer elsewhere. It's a curse. Of course. I

791
00:37:58,920 --> 00:38:02,880
Speaker 3: have like two memories of like going to friends homes

792
00:38:02,920 --> 00:38:05,920
Speaker 3: as a kid and their weird parents had a desk

793
00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:11,719
Speaker 3: in the kitchen. Made me so uneasy. Just it's not natural,

794
00:38:11,920 --> 00:38:12,600
Speaker 3: especially if you have.

795
00:38:12,520 --> 00:38:14,120
Speaker 2: A home you have like a whole house and you

796
00:38:14,200 --> 00:38:15,239
Speaker 2: really it's kind of like.

797
00:38:15,200 --> 00:38:18,479
Speaker 3: A weird flex like right, it's what are you doing

798
00:38:18,520 --> 00:38:22,919
Speaker 3: on that computer? Anyway? It's just it makes everybody uncomfortable

799
00:38:23,080 --> 00:38:25,799
Speaker 3: and nobody wants somebody just sitting on the computer, you know,

800
00:38:25,920 --> 00:38:30,399
Speaker 3: playing roller coaster Tycoon while everyone's eating. It's a bad

801
00:38:30,480 --> 00:38:36,640
Speaker 3: idea and uh, a curse. So you got that one right, Congratulations? Okay,

802
00:38:36,719 --> 00:38:41,480
Speaker 3: number two? Gift or a curse. When a movie trailer

803
00:38:41,560 --> 00:38:45,680
Speaker 3: says from the mind of so it'll say, you know,

804
00:38:45,719 --> 00:38:50,960
Speaker 3: from the mind of whatever director rather than just from director.

805
00:38:51,960 --> 00:38:58,360
Speaker 2: Mmm, I want to say that's a that's also a curse.

806
00:38:59,360 --> 00:39:02,400
Speaker 2: Why it just sounds the way it's just I think

807
00:39:02,440 --> 00:39:05,000
Speaker 2: it's the way you said it right now too. It's

808
00:39:05,040 --> 00:39:07,960
Speaker 2: like the mind of or you know, you just say

809
00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:11,239
Speaker 2: from director. It's like you're putting too much on it home.

810
00:39:11,320 --> 00:39:13,680
Speaker 2: You don't have to be like, I don't know, it's

811
00:39:13,719 --> 00:39:16,400
Speaker 2: like two, I don't know. Fun. It's the way you

812
00:39:16,440 --> 00:39:18,279
Speaker 2: said it, I think is what's doing it for me

813
00:39:18,360 --> 00:39:18,799
Speaker 2: right now.

814
00:39:19,360 --> 00:39:24,680
Speaker 3: There's no other way to say it. Those words are.

815
00:39:26,080 --> 00:39:27,080
Speaker 2: From the mind of.

816
00:39:29,880 --> 00:39:32,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, you don't mumble from the mind of you have to.

817
00:39:35,320 --> 00:39:36,400
Speaker 3: I mean, I guess I would.

818
00:39:36,239 --> 00:39:38,959
Speaker 2: Rather prefer like from the director of this or from

819
00:39:39,040 --> 00:39:42,320
Speaker 2: the producers of Da Dad, from the mind of sounds

820
00:39:42,320 --> 00:39:46,560
Speaker 2: a little too godly or something or I don't know,

821
00:39:46,840 --> 00:39:50,680
Speaker 2: I mean, I don't know if that's I guess. Yeah.

822
00:39:51,040 --> 00:39:54,960
Speaker 2: Actually I'm gonna say for me, curse because just say director,

823
00:39:55,000 --> 00:39:57,799
Speaker 2: producer of like the mind of sounds.

824
00:39:57,560 --> 00:40:00,520
Speaker 3: Like there's I'll tell you what, you didn't get it right.

825
00:40:00,560 --> 00:40:04,600
Speaker 3: You made an excellent, excellent argument right there. I think

826
00:40:04,600 --> 00:40:06,799
Speaker 3: they're a gift because they saved me time because now

827
00:40:06,800 --> 00:40:10,600
Speaker 3: I'm not seeing the movie. No, thank you. If you're

828
00:40:10,640 --> 00:40:14,319
Speaker 3: advertising your movie that way, I've checked out. What a

829
00:40:14,480 --> 00:40:17,960
Speaker 3: horrible thing to do. No one wants from the only

830
00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:20,719
Speaker 3: people who should be saying from the mind. Maybe if

831
00:40:20,760 --> 00:40:22,239
Speaker 3: you had come up with like a cure for a

832
00:40:22,320 --> 00:40:26,319
Speaker 3: disease from the mind of the person who who you know,

833
00:40:26,440 --> 00:40:29,799
Speaker 3: cured cancer, that works. But when we're talking about they

834
00:40:29,800 --> 00:40:34,680
Speaker 3: made a movie from the mind of no, just say

835
00:40:34,719 --> 00:40:39,319
Speaker 3: from director, from the person who directed leave it alone.

836
00:40:39,360 --> 00:40:42,240
Speaker 3: But of course for me an absolute gift. It says

837
00:40:43,120 --> 00:40:45,600
Speaker 3: we're talking about something that thinks it's better than it is.

838
00:40:46,200 --> 00:40:48,120
Speaker 3: And I'm not going to be going to the movies

839
00:40:48,280 --> 00:40:53,480
Speaker 3: for that movie. Perfect gift, you're wrong, so you've gotten

840
00:40:53,680 --> 00:41:01,279
Speaker 3: one out of taste. Okay, Now finally this gift or

841
00:41:01,320 --> 00:41:05,719
Speaker 3: a curse? Riding side saddle? So when you're on a

842
00:41:05,760 --> 00:41:08,160
Speaker 3: horse and both of your legs are on one side.

843
00:41:09,520 --> 00:41:14,359
Speaker 2: No, that's that's a curse. I mean why, because that's

844
00:41:14,760 --> 00:41:17,480
Speaker 2: that's dangerous. I feel like you're gonna fall, and it's

845
00:41:17,560 --> 00:41:19,600
Speaker 2: like what are you doing? You're posing for a picture,

846
00:41:19,840 --> 00:41:23,719
Speaker 2: like like if you got to saddle up? You know

847
00:41:23,760 --> 00:41:27,239
Speaker 2: what I mean, you gotta. It just feels yeah, how

848
00:41:27,239 --> 00:41:28,400
Speaker 2: are you going to control the horse?

849
00:41:28,480 --> 00:41:28,719
Speaker 1: No?

850
00:41:28,719 --> 00:41:31,440
Speaker 2: No, no, that's a curse. You need help, Like.

851
00:41:33,200 --> 00:41:38,160
Speaker 3: Frankie, you're wrong. Of course, riding side saddle is a gift.

852
00:41:38,239 --> 00:41:42,080
Speaker 3: It looks incredible riding around with your legs crossed, you know,

853
00:41:42,280 --> 00:41:44,600
Speaker 3: kind of dainty. Maybe you have a you know, like

854
00:41:44,640 --> 00:41:47,759
Speaker 3: a parasol over your shoulder, maybe you've got a long

855
00:41:47,920 --> 00:41:50,920
Speaker 3: flowing skirt on. There's nothing wrong with it. It's a

856
00:41:50,960 --> 00:41:52,400
Speaker 3: perfect activity to do.

857
00:41:52,840 --> 00:41:55,000
Speaker 2: And I a bridger. We're going horseback riding, and I

858
00:41:55,040 --> 00:41:57,080
Speaker 2: want to see you do side saddle ship right there.

859
00:41:57,239 --> 00:41:59,719
Speaker 2: I will happily take all the ig photos you want.

860
00:42:00,080 --> 00:42:02,560
Speaker 2: Pull that shit. I'm good.

861
00:42:02,719 --> 00:42:04,520
Speaker 3: You better watch out. I'm gonna hold you to this.

862
00:42:04,760 --> 00:42:06,960
Speaker 3: I'm gonna get the full photo shoot of me riding

863
00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:08,680
Speaker 3: side saddle on it, and then.

864
00:42:10,440 --> 00:42:14,600
Speaker 2: It looks pretty dope. You're just like, just did you

865
00:42:14,600 --> 00:42:16,120
Speaker 2: get it? Frankie. I'm like, yeah, yeah, I got it.

866
00:42:16,120 --> 00:42:17,000
Speaker 2: HOI day, you look good.

867
00:42:21,480 --> 00:42:23,560
Speaker 3: I'm going to show up in a full prairie dress

868
00:42:23,880 --> 00:42:26,200
Speaker 3: and just be ready to ride side saddle.

869
00:42:26,760 --> 00:42:28,640
Speaker 2: Hell yeah, we got you get widdles be hats. You

870
00:42:28,640 --> 00:42:32,960
Speaker 2: see it the horse track races a prairie dress. Hell yeah,

871
00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:34,840
Speaker 2: my boy. You were looking dope out there.

872
00:42:35,080 --> 00:42:38,480
Speaker 3: Galloping until I get thrown off the horse and get

873
00:42:38,480 --> 00:42:41,640
Speaker 3: trampled by another horse in my dress and then that's

874
00:42:41,680 --> 00:42:44,399
Speaker 3: a that's a dark scene for everyone, but I think

875
00:42:44,400 --> 00:42:46,960
Speaker 3: it would be worth it. Well, Frankie, you got one

876
00:42:46,960 --> 00:42:49,319
Speaker 3: out of three you I mean, let's just be let's

877
00:42:49,320 --> 00:42:51,640
Speaker 3: be honest. You failed, but that's fine.

878
00:42:52,200 --> 00:42:53,640
Speaker 2: I learned a lot from that though, you know what

879
00:42:53,640 --> 00:42:53,879
Speaker 2: I mean.

880
00:42:53,920 --> 00:42:58,960
Speaker 3: So it was educational at the very latest. Okay, well,

881
00:42:58,960 --> 00:43:01,160
Speaker 3: this is the final segment of the podcast. It's called

882
00:43:01,239 --> 00:43:04,160
Speaker 3: I said no emails, and people write into I said

883
00:43:04,160 --> 00:43:07,000
Speaker 3: no gifts at gmail dot com. I can't tell you

884
00:43:07,040 --> 00:43:09,600
Speaker 3: how many problems my listeners have. Every one of these

885
00:43:09,600 --> 00:43:13,520
Speaker 3: people has some gift related issues, some social related issue

886
00:43:13,760 --> 00:43:16,920
Speaker 3: that they expect me to solve, and then I drag

887
00:43:17,000 --> 00:43:19,040
Speaker 3: my guests into it. Would you help me answer a question?

888
00:43:19,719 --> 00:43:20,439
Speaker 2: Yeah for sure.

889
00:43:20,640 --> 00:43:25,960
Speaker 3: All right, let's read. Let's see here. Okay, Well, there's

890
00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:27,759
Speaker 3: a problem almost right from the top of it, says

891
00:43:27,800 --> 00:43:31,680
Speaker 3: dear Bridget and guests. So we've just got this person

892
00:43:31,719 --> 00:43:36,440
Speaker 3: calling me Bridget, which is, you know, offensive and uh

893
00:43:37,120 --> 00:43:38,880
Speaker 3: not a great way to kick off an email. But

894
00:43:39,200 --> 00:43:41,360
Speaker 3: let's see what happens. This is I need your help.

895
00:43:41,760 --> 00:43:45,680
Speaker 3: I'm curious about your thoughts on giving second hand gifts.

896
00:43:46,200 --> 00:43:49,480
Speaker 3: I love searching thrift stores and estate sales for treasures

897
00:43:49,520 --> 00:43:54,600
Speaker 3: and often find incredible things vintage bar wear, gorgeous inlay

898
00:43:54,640 --> 00:43:59,240
Speaker 3: cutting boards, beautiful pottery, et cetera, when they're in great condition.

899
00:43:59,760 --> 00:44:03,239
Speaker 3: Do you think these make acceptable gifts? Why do we

900
00:44:03,560 --> 00:44:06,080
Speaker 3: as a society deem that gifts need to be brand

901
00:44:06,080 --> 00:44:10,560
Speaker 3: new items? Thank you? And they just signed Treasure Hunting

902
00:44:10,600 --> 00:44:12,920
Speaker 3: in Colorado, so they went out of their way to

903
00:44:13,000 --> 00:44:16,080
Speaker 3: you know, give themselves this title. Meanwhile, they're misspelling my name,

904
00:44:16,360 --> 00:44:21,480
Speaker 3: calling me Bridget. I mean, I kind of just feel

905
00:44:21,480 --> 00:44:23,640
Speaker 3: like not even answering the question. I could easily delete

906
00:44:23,640 --> 00:44:27,040
Speaker 3: the email and move on here, but let's let's try

907
00:44:27,080 --> 00:44:29,920
Speaker 3: to settle down here. And what do you think is

908
00:44:29,960 --> 00:44:34,120
Speaker 3: giving used items acceptable as a gift?

909
00:44:34,440 --> 00:44:41,440
Speaker 2: I mean, well that HOLI it depends on their financial situation.

910
00:44:41,520 --> 00:44:43,640
Speaker 2: If they're broke and shit and they bring me some

911
00:44:43,760 --> 00:44:45,840
Speaker 2: use shit but they kind of polish it up whatever,

912
00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:48,680
Speaker 2: I'll accept that. But if I know you've got a

913
00:44:48,719 --> 00:44:51,520
Speaker 2: decent job and you're coming with that bullshit, it's like

914
00:44:51,560 --> 00:44:54,320
Speaker 2: you're just being cheap on me. You're not really respecting

915
00:44:54,360 --> 00:44:57,799
Speaker 2: our friendship. Like I know you can afford at least,

916
00:44:57,960 --> 00:45:01,000
Speaker 2: you know, some something new have to be expensive, but

917
00:45:01,520 --> 00:45:03,400
Speaker 2: it doesn't have to be old and already used and

918
00:45:03,400 --> 00:45:06,080
Speaker 2: shit somebody shit all over, especially with COVID and everything not.

919
00:45:06,120 --> 00:45:10,440
Speaker 2: Come on, man, But I don't know if it's like

920
00:45:10,480 --> 00:45:13,520
Speaker 2: an antique that oh dad, Like, I get that, but

921
00:45:13,560 --> 00:45:15,560
Speaker 2: I feel like this person is And I know they

922
00:45:15,600 --> 00:45:18,879
Speaker 2: said that those words, but I feel like they're more

923
00:45:19,280 --> 00:45:19,760
Speaker 2: just cheap.

924
00:45:20,360 --> 00:45:23,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, I'm obviously very suspicious of this person.

925
00:45:23,239 --> 00:45:26,080
Speaker 3: I mean they've obviously they're talking about vintage barwear and

926
00:45:26,120 --> 00:45:29,320
Speaker 3: beautiful pottery, et cetera. But I feel like they're probably

927
00:45:29,360 --> 00:45:31,080
Speaker 3: not telling us that. They're probably just giving people a

928
00:45:31,080 --> 00:45:32,919
Speaker 3: bunch of ratty old T shirts.

929
00:45:33,239 --> 00:45:35,279
Speaker 2: You know what, that's the kind of vibe by God,

930
00:45:35,719 --> 00:45:40,360
Speaker 2: especially when they call you bridget, It's like he's definitely giving.

931
00:45:40,800 --> 00:45:42,840
Speaker 2: You're probably giving the T shirt. I use that warehouse,

932
00:45:43,080 --> 00:45:46,520
Speaker 2: fucking reshurroom, the shit like, oh no, it's you know,

933
00:45:46,760 --> 00:45:47,239
Speaker 2: not on me.

934
00:45:48,400 --> 00:45:51,000
Speaker 3: So treasure hunting in Colorado, I mean, I guess you're

935
00:45:51,160 --> 00:45:55,080
Speaker 3: the real answer here is well, look, yes, of course

936
00:45:55,120 --> 00:45:58,440
Speaker 3: you can give used items. I think that's fine for me.

937
00:45:58,600 --> 00:46:00,600
Speaker 3: The older the better. I want to but a gift

938
00:46:00,640 --> 00:46:03,400
Speaker 3: and for it to just dissolve in my hands. I

939
00:46:03,400 --> 00:46:06,960
Speaker 3: would love to just bring me garbage. I'm happy to

940
00:46:07,040 --> 00:46:11,360
Speaker 3: do that. There's no shame in a used item. I

941
00:46:11,360 --> 00:46:14,240
Speaker 3: feel like this is something you your own personal problem,

942
00:46:14,280 --> 00:46:17,080
Speaker 3: treasure hunting in Colorado, that you've brought to the podcast.

943
00:46:17,120 --> 00:46:21,799
Speaker 3: You've got some insecurity, and you're expecting me to kind

944
00:46:21,840 --> 00:46:25,360
Speaker 3: of give you a go ahead on just buying crap

945
00:46:25,480 --> 00:46:28,680
Speaker 3: for your friends, don't. I don't support that. But if

946
00:46:28,680 --> 00:46:32,040
Speaker 3: you're if on the off chance you weren't lying and

947
00:46:32,080 --> 00:46:36,520
Speaker 3: you are finding these beautiful items, great, you know they're unique,

948
00:46:37,120 --> 00:46:42,000
Speaker 3: they're treasures, and I'm sure if those things even exist

949
00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:45,840
Speaker 3: in reality, your friends and family are loving them. But

950
00:46:46,120 --> 00:46:48,520
Speaker 3: like we said, the fact that you're just kind of

951
00:46:48,719 --> 00:46:54,280
Speaker 3: wrapping up trash, yeah, it's it's a hard pill to swallow.

952
00:46:54,680 --> 00:46:57,399
Speaker 2: Some like the antique road show type people, they pay

953
00:46:57,400 --> 00:47:00,920
Speaker 2: attention to detail, you know what I mean? Right, this

954
00:47:01,440 --> 00:47:04,040
Speaker 2: hold me calling you the wrong name, call you bridget

955
00:47:04,080 --> 00:47:06,479
Speaker 2: like he's obviously not or he or she's not paying

956
00:47:06,480 --> 00:47:08,840
Speaker 2: attention to details. So you're not finding the dope antiques

957
00:47:09,120 --> 00:47:12,440
Speaker 2: because otherwise you'd be, you know, crossing your t's and

958
00:47:12,480 --> 00:47:14,720
Speaker 2: dotting the eyes and all that shit, and that's not happening,

959
00:47:14,760 --> 00:47:19,360
Speaker 2: thank you. It's some old raggedy sweatshirts from Goodwill and

960
00:47:19,400 --> 00:47:23,200
Speaker 2: it's like, oh no, it's a gift.

961
00:47:22,080 --> 00:47:27,800
Speaker 3: Use microwave, you know, exercise bike that doesn't even function.

962
00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:32,120
Speaker 3: They found that the yeah, behind the thrift store. It

963
00:47:32,200 --> 00:47:33,960
Speaker 3: sounds like this person's a problem in a lot of

964
00:47:33,960 --> 00:47:35,120
Speaker 3: people's lives.

965
00:47:35,440 --> 00:47:38,040
Speaker 2: Do you mind if we read one more? Let's do it.

966
00:47:38,160 --> 00:47:42,080
Speaker 3: Okay, this says deer Bridger and guest. So they've got

967
00:47:42,080 --> 00:47:44,520
Speaker 3: my name right, they've just called you a guest. We're

968
00:47:44,560 --> 00:47:47,319
Speaker 3: off to a good start. My fiance and I are

969
00:47:47,320 --> 00:47:50,439
Speaker 3: getting married in the mountains of Vermont this coming May.

970
00:47:50,840 --> 00:47:53,800
Speaker 3: We met six years ago at a mutual friend's Halloween

971
00:47:53,840 --> 00:47:56,319
Speaker 3: party and hit it off right away. We are now

972
00:47:56,360 --> 00:47:59,840
Speaker 3: having that same mutual friend be our efficient at our wedding.

973
00:48:00,640 --> 00:48:03,279
Speaker 3: I have known her since we were in kindergarten and

974
00:48:03,320 --> 00:48:07,120
Speaker 3: our families have always been very close. My fiance met

975
00:48:07,120 --> 00:48:09,440
Speaker 3: her while working at the same swim and tennis club

976
00:48:09,480 --> 00:48:13,759
Speaker 3: as lifeguards. Okay, I'm starting to sense something here that

977
00:48:13,760 --> 00:48:16,160
Speaker 3: the fiance has met this person separately, but we can

978
00:48:16,239 --> 00:48:19,319
Speaker 3: get into that later. She obviously means a lot to

979
00:48:19,360 --> 00:48:21,719
Speaker 3: both of us, being both a close friend and the

980
00:48:21,760 --> 00:48:24,960
Speaker 3: reason we met at all, and we are ecstatic to

981
00:48:25,040 --> 00:48:27,759
Speaker 3: have her be the one to mary us. She will

982
00:48:27,760 --> 00:48:30,360
Speaker 3: be such a huge part of our wedding day, and

983
00:48:30,400 --> 00:48:32,840
Speaker 3: we want to get her something special to show our

984
00:48:32,920 --> 00:48:36,320
Speaker 3: appreciation for her friendship and her part in our wedding.

985
00:48:36,800 --> 00:48:39,600
Speaker 3: She is a massage therapist with her own company, Loves

986
00:48:39,600 --> 00:48:43,160
Speaker 3: Harry Potter, Kats and Games. What is something that we

987
00:48:43,200 --> 00:48:46,080
Speaker 3: can get her to show our appreciation. Thank you for

988
00:48:46,120 --> 00:48:49,359
Speaker 3: your gifting wisdom, and that's from Kelsey. Now, Frankie, there

989
00:48:49,400 --> 00:48:51,400
Speaker 3: is something that I just picked up on as I

990
00:48:51,480 --> 00:48:55,399
Speaker 3: hinted at while reading this thing at, Kelsey's fiance met

991
00:48:55,400 --> 00:49:00,520
Speaker 3: this woman separately in a different situation. I don't want

992
00:49:00,520 --> 00:49:05,000
Speaker 3: to jump to any conclusions, but I feel like this

993
00:49:05,080 --> 00:49:08,160
Speaker 3: person is planning to steal her man.

994
00:49:10,560 --> 00:49:13,000
Speaker 2: Don't you get that feeling? Mess separately.

995
00:49:15,080 --> 00:49:19,520
Speaker 3: And they were lifeguards together. They were in their bathing

996
00:49:19,560 --> 00:49:23,920
Speaker 3: suits when they met, so it was immediately sexy. Yeah, yeah,

997
00:49:24,520 --> 00:49:26,799
Speaker 3: I mean, I guess let's say we don't know if

998
00:49:26,800 --> 00:49:29,800
Speaker 3: this is a manneral woman that Kelsey's marrying. I can't remember.

999
00:49:29,840 --> 00:49:33,520
Speaker 3: My reading comprehension is very low. But let's assume that

1000
00:49:33,520 --> 00:49:35,239
Speaker 3: this is a man for them. Well, I mean, it

1001
00:49:35,239 --> 00:49:38,399
Speaker 3: doesn't matter. What does matter is that this woman has

1002
00:49:38,400 --> 00:49:41,759
Speaker 3: stepped into their lives and is already planning to destroy

1003
00:49:41,960 --> 00:49:46,160
Speaker 3: their relationship, she said. Kelsey says right here in the email,

1004
00:49:46,360 --> 00:49:48,680
Speaker 3: she will be such a huge part of our wedding day.

1005
00:49:48,719 --> 00:49:52,320
Speaker 3: And I don't think she realizes how huge of a part,

1006
00:49:52,440 --> 00:49:56,160
Speaker 3: because I think that this woman has something planned. That said,

1007
00:49:56,520 --> 00:49:58,920
Speaker 3: let's let's try to be optimistic. What if she does

1008
00:49:58,960 --> 00:50:02,920
Speaker 3: show up and things go, you know, go as according

1009
00:50:02,920 --> 00:50:05,319
Speaker 3: to plan. What what do you get this person who

1010
00:50:05,400 --> 00:50:09,200
Speaker 3: loves Harry Potter, Cats and games and is a massage therapist.

1011
00:50:09,440 --> 00:50:12,719
Speaker 2: That's a little that vibe too, is like that's what

1012
00:50:12,719 --> 00:50:13,480
Speaker 2: you're putting out there.

1013
00:50:13,520 --> 00:50:13,680
Speaker 1: You know.

1014
00:50:13,760 --> 00:50:16,600
Speaker 2: It's like I'll fuck with all those things, but to

1015
00:50:16,719 --> 00:50:19,920
Speaker 2: be the main points of describing this person, it's like

1016
00:50:21,760 --> 00:50:23,960
Speaker 2: you know what I mean, Like like, yeah, I like

1017
00:50:24,000 --> 00:50:25,680
Speaker 2: cats too, but that's what you're gonna put as your

1018
00:50:25,719 --> 00:50:27,600
Speaker 2: main shit, like Harry Potter, cats.

1019
00:50:27,320 --> 00:50:29,719
Speaker 3: And like this is what I'm thinking. She's putting that

1020
00:50:29,880 --> 00:50:32,520
Speaker 3: out there in order to as kind of a disguise

1021
00:50:32,760 --> 00:50:36,520
Speaker 3: while meanwhile she's a sexy lifeguard. She's putting out kind

1022
00:50:36,560 --> 00:50:40,160
Speaker 3: of the spinster vibe. That's like, I'm not a threat

1023
00:50:40,160 --> 00:50:43,719
Speaker 3: to your relationship. You have nothing to worry about. Yes

1024
00:50:43,800 --> 00:50:47,440
Speaker 3: we met at the pool, but things are gonna be fine.

1025
00:50:47,760 --> 00:50:52,120
Speaker 3: And because I love Harry Potter and cats, but meanwhile

1026
00:50:52,480 --> 00:50:53,720
Speaker 3: she's an absolute minx.

1027
00:50:54,360 --> 00:50:58,160
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, if she's if she's out there, yeah yeah,

1028
00:50:58,360 --> 00:51:01,040
Speaker 2: lifeguard status. And I'm not trying to oh yeah all

1029
00:51:01,120 --> 00:51:03,000
Speaker 2: left guards are hot or whatever. I'm not trying to

1030
00:51:03,120 --> 00:51:05,120
Speaker 2: do all that. But you're right, I think that's a

1031
00:51:05,200 --> 00:51:08,719
Speaker 2: decoy her being like, no, Harry Potter and kats and

1032
00:51:08,960 --> 00:51:10,360
Speaker 2: what was it massage.

1033
00:51:10,000 --> 00:51:15,560
Speaker 3: Therapy, balls of yarn. Probably let's see massage therapist, which

1034
00:51:15,600 --> 00:51:18,359
Speaker 3: actually is kind of a sexy thing as well. This

1035
00:51:18,400 --> 00:51:23,359
Speaker 3: woman is coming for your fiance, Kelsey, and they met separately. Like, yeah,

1036
00:51:23,400 --> 00:51:25,800
Speaker 3: that's the one thing where what's happened?

1037
00:51:25,840 --> 00:51:29,840
Speaker 2: I think Kelsey writing this letter is her kind of asking,

1038
00:51:30,040 --> 00:51:31,960
Speaker 2: like kind of putting the question out there, like, am

1039
00:51:32,000 --> 00:51:35,280
Speaker 2: I tripping? Is this is this girl coming from my man?

1040
00:51:36,080 --> 00:51:38,279
Speaker 2: I think she's kind of asking that, you know in

1041
00:51:38,320 --> 00:51:40,360
Speaker 2: this Oh man, there's.

1042
00:51:40,160 --> 00:51:42,879
Speaker 3: Red flags right there, Kelsey. Oh, there are so many

1043
00:51:42,920 --> 00:51:47,440
Speaker 3: red flags. This is pure psycho sexuality. This is white,

1044
00:51:48,239 --> 00:51:49,320
Speaker 3: single white female.

1045
00:51:50,120 --> 00:51:51,480
Speaker 2: You're gonna ruin this wedding.

1046
00:51:53,400 --> 00:51:57,160
Speaker 3: No, I'm gonna save this relationship, Kelsey. You've got to

1047
00:51:57,200 --> 00:51:58,960
Speaker 3: get rid of rid of this woman. I don't care

1048
00:51:59,000 --> 00:52:03,400
Speaker 3: if it comes to violence. The gift, the whole gift situation,

1049
00:52:03,520 --> 00:52:06,719
Speaker 3: forget it. It's off the table. I mean, you know,

1050
00:52:06,800 --> 00:52:09,279
Speaker 3: maybe by yourself a spare Harry Potter book that you

1051
00:52:09,280 --> 00:52:14,840
Speaker 3: can read, should you not give it away, But otherwise

1052
00:52:15,000 --> 00:52:18,520
Speaker 3: I say, disinvite, do not allow her at your wedding.

1053
00:52:19,160 --> 00:52:22,920
Speaker 3: And you know it's time for a shared Facebook account

1054
00:52:22,960 --> 00:52:26,840
Speaker 3: with your husband. You should share a cell phone, shared

1055
00:52:26,880 --> 00:52:30,160
Speaker 3: a email at least for the next five to ten years,

1056
00:52:31,040 --> 00:52:33,279
Speaker 3: just until this woman has moved on, because she is

1057
00:52:33,320 --> 00:52:36,759
Speaker 3: coming for you. And look, let's not just blame the

1058
00:52:36,760 --> 00:52:43,359
Speaker 3: woman here. The man is obviously up to something.

1059
00:52:41,160 --> 00:52:43,080
Speaker 2: A week squeaky clean right now, we've got to make

1060
00:52:43,080 --> 00:52:43,759
Speaker 2: sure to mention it.

1061
00:52:44,680 --> 00:52:49,200
Speaker 3: I think leave break off the engagement, Break off the engagement,

1062
00:52:50,200 --> 00:52:53,200
Speaker 3: get this jerk away from you. You were so nice

1063
00:52:53,200 --> 00:52:55,200
Speaker 3: to write into the email and so respectful to me.

1064
00:52:55,920 --> 00:52:59,400
Speaker 3: You're obviously a good person, and you've surrounded yourself with

1065
00:52:59,520 --> 00:53:06,560
Speaker 3: kind of the these spiders, these snakes, and there's nothing

1066
00:53:06,600 --> 00:53:11,240
Speaker 3: but heartbreak ahead for you, Kelsey, unless you heed my words. Frankie,

1067
00:53:11,239 --> 00:53:11,880
Speaker 3: do you agree?

1068
00:53:12,600 --> 00:53:16,160
Speaker 2: Yes, you need to go get homegirls, some Harry Potter

1069
00:53:16,200 --> 00:53:19,560
Speaker 2: books and a bottle yarn and a new kitty Kat

1070
00:53:19,640 --> 00:53:21,680
Speaker 2: and just tell her to bounce on me. Be on

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Speaker 2: your way, girl. There's my may and we're getting married. Kelsey.

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Speaker 3: You've gotten your answer, loud and clear. Frankie is co signed.

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Speaker 3: I don't think there's anything left to discuss. If your

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Speaker 3: fiance or his mistress want to write into the podcast,

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Speaker 3: that's up to them. I probably won't answer their question.

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Speaker 3: But you know, look, Frankie, we've done an excellent job here.

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Speaker 3: We've done what can only be described as a perfect job,

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Speaker 3: and we've helped the public. And now I also have

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Speaker 3: my binoculars, which is so exciting. Become a secret drinker.

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Speaker 3: Always the best way to start drinking is just alone

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Speaker 3: and secretly, and so that kind of lies ahead for me.

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Speaker 3: I've had a wonderful time with you here.

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Speaker 2: Oh man, I had a blast. Bridger, thanks for having

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Speaker 2: me on me.

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Speaker 3: Thank you and listener. I hope you've taken some important

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Speaker 3: lessons from today's episode. I hope you're able to apply

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Speaker 3: them in your own life, you know, to enrich your existence.

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Speaker 3: And if you can't do that, I don't know. I

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Speaker 3: don't know why you're listening to the podcast. I don't

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Speaker 3: even know why what you're doing. I want you away

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Speaker 3: from me, get away. But if you are able to

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Speaker 3: do those things, I'll meet you here again next week.

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Speaker 3: I love you, goodbye. I said No Gifts is an

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Speaker 3: exactly right production. It's produced and engineered by our dear

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Speaker 3: friend Anna Lisa Nelson, and the theme song is by

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Speaker 3: miracle worker Amy Mann. Must follow the show on Instagram

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Speaker 3: at I Said No Gifts. That's where you're going to

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Speaker 3: see pictures of all these wonderful gifts I'm getting. You

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Speaker 3: have to see the gifts. Listen and subscribe on Apple Podcasts,

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Speaker 3: Stitcher or wherever you found me, and why not leave

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Speaker 3: a review while you're there. It's really the least you

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Speaker 3: could do considering everything I do for you. And if

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Speaker 1: Well, I invit, did you hear? Funna man myself perfectly clear?

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Speaker 2: You're a guest to me.

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Speaker 1: You gotta come to me empty, and I said, no, guests,

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Speaker 1: your presences presents enough. I'm already too much stuff. So

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Speaker 1: how do you dare to survey as gold book