Speaker 1: It's time for the Bobby Bones post show. Here's your host,
Speaker 1: Bobby bo Thank you. We almost didn't do a post
Speaker 1: show today for the simple reason I'm just freaking tired.
Speaker 1: But you know what, you gotta buck up sometimes in life,
Speaker 1: and that's I appreciate you bucking that show show. I
Speaker 1: totally use that one for that show biz baby. You don't,
Speaker 1: that's literal show biz. It's like when I say that
Speaker 1: show a baby, that's like, that's life. You're right, You're
Speaker 1: you can't say it's really yeah, you get me, Like,
Speaker 1: you know, I wouldn't worked on TV said all day
Speaker 1: that show biz baby. No, No, that's literal show biz. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: good for it. Here you go. Man who drink pepsi
Speaker 1: or coke cool have higher testosterone levels and larger testicles,
Speaker 1: probably put out by coker pepsi. Right yesterday, I'd be like, guys,
Speaker 1: all right, I'm the new marking director for coke. Guys
Speaker 1: coming to meeting here. I've hired a company and they
Speaker 1: have told me, because I really nudge them to do so,
Speaker 1: that men who drink coke get a lot of chicks
Speaker 1: and then we years two to one sizewise. So put
Speaker 1: this out. That's what it feels like, and all the
Speaker 1: dudes are falling board, and then the lads for guys
Speaker 1: to drink it. All of a sudden at dinner, there's
Speaker 1: like a coke nextus, the country's most popular sodas well
Speaker 1: could give guys bigger testicles and make them more masculine.
Speaker 1: A study suggests research on mice show adult mells who
Speaker 1: drank coke or pepsi at higher test sasterone levels and
Speaker 1: larger genitals in their piers. The poor mice like fixed,
Speaker 1: you know, like it was what it was. You can't
Speaker 1: you can they can. Hey, science has always given us
Speaker 1: new discoveries. You hear me opening up the coke back
Speaker 1: on it. Ah, there's some evidence at high caffeine and
Speaker 1: taken ramp up test sasterone production to the body, which
Speaker 1: leads to greater sperm production and larger tests. That's awesome.
Speaker 1: Experts are not suggesting and rush out and drink lots
Speaker 1: of coca cola or pepsi. You hear all the cards
Speaker 1: out of here right now, get into the store. It's
Speaker 1: like toilet paper, drink COVID. You can't get any. Previous
Speaker 1: studies have linked sugary sodas to a host of problems,
Speaker 1: all those problems so kind of counter Yeah, but if
Speaker 1: you got big tooth decay, high blood pressure, heart disease, diabetes, obesity,
Speaker 1: like all that to me is the bigger sign. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but that's later one can of coke and grow on
Speaker 1: an inch. Okay, So if that's true, that's later, then
Speaker 1: you're like, oh my god, look at this guy. Are
Speaker 1: you also telling me that there's a lot of mice
Speaker 1: out there with like big I hear, Wow, that's what
Speaker 1: I hear. They're tests testes rats, Like what do they
Speaker 1: do with the test test? Test rats? Tests rats tests? Okay,
Speaker 1: that's that I did want to lead with that, so
Speaker 1: I didn't forget about it. A woman had one hundred
Speaker 1: and eighty thousand dollars cocaine chip directly to her home.
Speaker 1: That's smart, which when you read this, because I saw
Speaker 1: the headline first and I don't click into a lot
Speaker 1: of headlines, But I thought, did you do it on
Speaker 1: purpose or was it just sent there? Or did you
Speaker 1: do on purpose? It was sent there? But then she
Speaker 1: got caught that she's like, I don't know how I
Speaker 1: got there. All those were the options in my head.
Speaker 1: In South Carolina woman is facing drug trafficking charges after
Speaker 1: she had to just sent there straight up, like straight out,
Speaker 1: well because it probably happened before, straight up, no problem.
Speaker 1: The package was addressed a twenty eight year old Quinaian
Speaker 1: Monago and contained six and a half pounds of the
Speaker 1: old bug shug you know, I mean with the street
Speaker 1: value one hundred and eighty thousand bucks several I've never
Speaker 1: even seen cocaine, but like, what did it say that
Speaker 1: in the story, But it's out six and a half
Speaker 1: pounds of cocaine. Several law agents work together to intercept
Speaker 1: the package after it was delivered by an undercover agent,
Speaker 1: so they must have known that box was sending out,
Speaker 1: They waited for it, they delivered, they put in the
Speaker 1: back of her Ford Focus and then try to drive
Speaker 1: off with it. But how did she not know it
Speaker 1: was something unless she'd opened it already and seen it.
Speaker 1: How would they know what was in it? But Action
Speaker 1: News five got the story. But that is bold. That's
Speaker 1: why you get a PO box and register it to
Speaker 1: a fake name, right, or you haven't sent in your neighbors.
Speaker 1: See if it gets landed there and then well oh
Speaker 1: yeah that's true too. Mine was sent to a pew Bucks.
Speaker 1: I know, but you technically, I'm so glad nobody was
Speaker 1: tracking that and followed us to our house and then
Speaker 1: arrested us for harrowin trafficking when we had nothing to
Speaker 1: do with it, or we did not. Hey, this story
Speaker 1: makes me want Okay, yeah, that's what I do on
Speaker 1: the side. I mean, it's wedding day. It's crashed by
Speaker 1: a dozen vengeful exes. Oh no, a dozen? Wow? I
Speaker 1: mean does anybody here have a dozen? That's the story.
Speaker 1: I hear the story. I hear women are crazy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: women are crazy to get married. He didn't pick you, Yeah,
Speaker 1: so what are they doing? And whatever he did, he's
Speaker 1: probably gonna doing to her too, So good. You're right
Speaker 1: you don't want him anyway. Yeah, don't show up at
Speaker 1: his wedding, freaking losers like they have. And he's like,
Speaker 1: what did he do? He didn't. I'm like, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: it doesn't matter. They broke up with him because of that.
Speaker 1: Sounds like he did a lot of crazy women or
Speaker 1: he sucked and they're crazy and crazy attracts crazy, so
Speaker 1: they're all crazy. So he's getting married. February sixth, about
Speaker 1: a dozen women showed up outside the wedding and they
Speaker 1: were like protesting, and they're like, where his ex girlfriends today?
Speaker 1: We will destroy you. At first they thought it was
Speaker 1: a friendly prank, but no, they were out to spoil
Speaker 1: his day. Eventually the new wife and him went over
Speaker 1: to confront them, and now they just say it was
Speaker 1: embarrassing and of course they're upset. That sucks. They should
Speaker 1: And who is the ringleader of that ex girlfriend anger mob?
Speaker 1: That's from audity Central. Yeah, that is a red flag though, right,
Speaker 1: Like if she has an away even the wife has
Speaker 1: always crazy, Crazy attracts crazy, and they're gonna have issues too. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you don't have somebody that just snaps out of being crazy. Well,
Speaker 1: he could be. You don't therapy, You don't. It didn't snap,
Speaker 1: that's true. A lawsuit says that a black jack dealer
Speaker 1: continued to deal after a man dies at the table. No,
Speaker 1: it's for the job. No, gotta keep those cars going.
Speaker 1: Also could think he fell asleep. People get so drunk
Speaker 1: and think he's passed out. The family of a man
Speaker 1: who collaps while playing black jack at the Wind in
Speaker 1: Las Vegas is now suing the hotel at casino. Last April,
Speaker 1: David was splitting aces and doubling down. How do I
Speaker 1: know exactly what they? Hey, that's a big bet. That's cool.
Speaker 1: When his face went on the table, The suit then
Speaker 1: adds that as his head laid on the table, the
Speaker 1: dealer kept give him. Yeah, he's I thought it was drunk, sir.
Speaker 1: This is so easy. If I a lawyer, I would say, like,
Speaker 1: let's just watch some footage of twenty four other hours
Speaker 1: of nighttime in Las Vegas where people are just like,
Speaker 1: how is he to know which one of them is
Speaker 1: dead and which one of them is drunk? That's what
Speaker 1: I would do if I was the attorney. This is
Speaker 1: just reminding me too, that you can just die just
Speaker 1: like that. Humans. Yeah, that we do that. The excitement
Speaker 1: of splittingnaces. Man, your heart going when many you're playing
Speaker 1: cards and the next you're just you are thanks, you're
Speaker 1: getting shuffled out there. You go, Wow, it's the only
Speaker 1: good point I think you've ever had. And we like
Speaker 1: that one. That's that's good. The rest of them are
Speaker 1: written for you where there they can miss. But that's
Speaker 1: a good one. So appreciation. Here's your flowers, buddy. I've
Speaker 1: done more than one good one. Eight news now I
Speaker 1: had the story, but there are so many drunk people
Speaker 1: these tables in Vegas that yes, if I'm dealing, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, you're just thinking of passing out because I
Speaker 1: had too many Jagger bombs. Yeah, not I died and
Speaker 1: it's never happened to that dealer before. Yeah, I'm one
Speaker 1: team dealer there. Did you know you can get a
Speaker 1: tax right off of your pet? And this comes from
Speaker 1: our expert on taxes apparently, Amy. Yeah, all of a sudden,
Speaker 1: she's got all this tax information. Now. Yeah, remember she
Speaker 1: was like, you know, you can pay your kids and
Speaker 1: write it off. Were like, I wouldn't say this on
Speaker 1: the air. I mean she's like, no, it's real. And
Speaker 1: so now she says that you can actually get a
Speaker 1: taxed right off of your pet. How okay, So if
Speaker 1: your pet is let's use Stanley for example, because Stanley
Speaker 1: has his own Instagram account with tons of followers. He's
Speaker 1: giving updates all the time, he wrote a book, he's
Speaker 1: been very busy, he does press like. Stanley's very involved.
Speaker 1: So therefore, any expenses you have on your dog you
Speaker 1: can write off. I think I hear from certain people
Speaker 1: and Stanley just had all these expensive surgeries. Interesting, think
Speaker 1: about it, Oh, to get him back on track for
Speaker 1: his career. Yes, now are you doing this for me? Also,
Speaker 1: you have documented the surgeries. It's been also a PSA, Hey,
Speaker 1: check your dog. I'm not doing that like Lunchbox does.
Speaker 1: He's like, I talked about it on the radio. I
Speaker 1: write it off. That's not how it works. No, Here
Speaker 1: it is when a pet provides a service to a business,
Speaker 1: generates income, or is a service animal. Pet expenses can
Speaker 1: be itemized. If you foster a pet or donate to
Speaker 1: pet charities, you might be able to take advantage of
Speaker 1: pet deductions. Also, Boom Stanley goes to the first day
Speaker 1: of school is a book. Everybody writes their own kids
Speaker 1: book and they sell it on the corner. It's right,
Speaker 1: you sold it, but you're giving back with it. I
Speaker 1: mean it all. It all adds up to where you
Speaker 1: can start writing stuff off for Stanley because I can't
Speaker 1: imagine he's a cheap dog. No, he dies almost every week. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: he's a very happy life, but he's like always sick
Speaker 1: with something. I never told the joke before, but I
Speaker 1: told it last night. I said, uh, I remember, because
Speaker 1: I just kind of came up with it. But I said,
Speaker 1: I was like, hey, welcome to the show. It's been
Speaker 1: a pretty rough week because you guys have seen uh,
Speaker 1: Stanley my bulldog, he said a crazy ACL surgery towards
Speaker 1: second leg him in his leg, so he's had been whatever.
Speaker 1: And then I said, you know, these bulldogs, I don't
Speaker 1: think they should continue to make bulldogs. They make them,
Speaker 1: they're they're so genetically inbred that they should stop making them.
Speaker 1: That's the same thing about people from Arkansas. And so
Speaker 1: I got a good last out. I can say the
Speaker 1: hell that joke from Arkansas, and so it's pretty good
Speaker 1: they like that one. I think people just like making
Speaker 1: fun of dumb people. Yeah, like me, and they think
Speaker 1: all Arkansas are dumb, and we're not. We might have
Speaker 1: a family true in all of branches. It just goes
Speaker 1: up and down, but dang it, we're not that dumb.
Speaker 1: I saw this thing actually last night. Arkansas and Kansas same,
Speaker 1: just the aar in the beginning. But we say Kansas
Speaker 1: and Arkansas you just saw first time. Did you go
Speaker 1: to first grade yesterday? I know that they're spelled the same.
Speaker 1: I just have not ever thought about how we pronounced
Speaker 1: them totally. Well, the reason is Arkansas was actually a
Speaker 1: state before Kansas, Okay, and Arkansas the French discovery. It
Speaker 1: is said like that because the people were French. Arkansas,
Speaker 1: that's what it was originally. Well, thank you for that clarification,
Speaker 1: So you believe that's haven't looked it up. I know
Speaker 1: she's gonna say that, but from my we had to
Speaker 1: take Arkansas history. I do believe, and Mike, if you
Speaker 1: could give me the fact check, I do believe it
Speaker 1: was a French settlement. Arkansas was first. And the reason
Speaker 1: it's said different is because of how they said it,
Speaker 1: more so than Kansas, which is more of Western Okay,
Speaker 1: did you know they're spelled the same? I know that
Speaker 1: that was just my way. You know, Oklahoma's okay, Okay.
Speaker 1: The point of my story wasn't that they're spelled the same.
Speaker 1: We all know that. It's just you don't think about
Speaker 1: how they're said so different. Arkansas was named for the
Speaker 1: French plural of a Native American tribe, while Kansas is
Speaker 1: the English spelling of a similar one. So it is
Speaker 1: it's a French deal. But we yeah, we even go
Speaker 1: so it should be. It's weird. I kind of want
Speaker 1: to call Kansas Kansas saw what is it nos doing that? Right?
Speaker 1: Here is a voicemail. This is from I guess you
Speaker 1: called right after the Million Dollar Show last night. My
Speaker 1: mom went to the million dollars show tonight and it
Speaker 1: was awesome and I just want to say that y'all
Speaker 1: are so amazing creazing that much money. Okay, thank you,
Speaker 1: buy thank you. It's an awesome night. It was the
Speaker 1: most selfishly curated show that I've ever done, because instead
Speaker 1: of sometimes I'll just go who can we get? What
Speaker 1: are the biggest stars we get to come and do
Speaker 1: this show? This year, I was just like, I'm just
Speaker 1: gonna vite people that I think would be cool to
Speaker 1: play music with that I've never been able to play with.
Speaker 1: Eddie Night would be like, this is so cool. And
Speaker 1: we did that, and we invited Michelle Branch and she
Speaker 1: played We got the Wrecords back together highlight creed. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: you gotta admit. Oh, I'll be the first to admit it.
Speaker 1: That was I'll tell you, I'll do it right A. Look,
Speaker 1: I think it takes a strong person to admit when
Speaker 1: he's wrong. I'll compliment yourself before you listen to this,
Speaker 1: just admit it. There was so much joy in that
Speaker 1: room when that guy started singing Creed songs and I
Speaker 1: was like, this is amazing. I've never been hey, put
Speaker 1: some respect on his steps. I've never been a Creed fan.
Speaker 1: I've never been a fan of music. But that night, dude,
Speaker 1: last night, I was like, this is amazing. It's awesome.
Speaker 1: The crowd was like, oh my god. They didn't really
Speaker 1: know because they were like, we're about to do this
Speaker 1: when you wi me um free And then I would
Speaker 1: just kind of mumble because I don't know the rest
Speaker 1: of that one. Bark um. Let me tell you. He
Speaker 1: walked up to me and put the mic round my
Speaker 1: face and I'm like, oh no, the words, dude, dude,
Speaker 1: I do and then they hit free freep on it.
Speaker 1: So I knew the rest of it. But man, what
Speaker 1: a night. He was so nice. He sounded just like
Speaker 1: I mean, he sounded the same. Was that when you
Speaker 1: were in the crowd. I was in the crowd for
Speaker 1: that one. Yeah. Yeah. If you missed the show, Lunchbox
Speaker 1: demanded backstage passes because he did not want to hang
Speaker 1: out their listeners because he says they're annoying, right, I
Speaker 1: didn't say that we do everything on the show wrong. Here,
Speaker 1: you guys realize that right, we should that shouldn't even
Speaker 1: be we should just let's talk to me, like I
Speaker 1: don't want to go out there because I loved him
Speaker 1: too much and I was worried I was gonna hug
Speaker 1: everybody all night. And it's like, hell, they annoy me.
Speaker 1: I can't even relax and enjoy the show. Man like me. Uh,
Speaker 1: let me do a couple other things and we'll we'll
Speaker 1: wrap it up. Let's do a couple of clips. Because
Speaker 1: speaking of music, I had the lead guitar as to
Speaker 1: the Foo Fighters. I think he's gon lead guitar since
Speaker 1: nineteen ninety nine, Chris Shiflet, So he's been with them
Speaker 1: for the entire duration of like massive food Fighters, and
Speaker 1: he's also a solo artist. He came over to the house.
Speaker 1: It is great, and we talked about the difference between
Speaker 1: because he's one of the members of Food Fighters, who
Speaker 1: I think is the greatest American rock bands still going.
Speaker 1: Oh they're still going strong, strong. They still have songs
Speaker 1: that are number one or rock number one, and they've
Speaker 1: been at it since ninety nine. I mean, Dave Grows
Speaker 1: in a Super Bowl commercial. So he talked about the
Speaker 1: difference between touring with Food Fighters versus him touring solo.
Speaker 1: If you need a visual, send your camera crew to
Speaker 1: the Airbnb I'm staying at right now, and that will
Speaker 1: clearly illustrate the difference. And if that doesn't make it
Speaker 1: clear enough, I'll drive you around in my van that
Speaker 1: we tour ye as well. So solo he spending his
Speaker 1: own money before Fighters. It's a mega million dollar industry,
Speaker 1: and he's like, we have cases for everything we're I mean,
Speaker 1: that's amazing. And then you know he wants to do
Speaker 1: his own music too, and he has for a long time.
Speaker 1: He's even doing punk stuff back in like the early nineties,
Speaker 1: and he's like, yess different, Now I got a piece
Speaker 1: of crap. Why would you do that? Like you're already
Speaker 1: sitting up in those millions? Like Well, because he's an artist,
Speaker 1: he wants to put out his own creation as well.
Speaker 1: I asked him about how they write as a band
Speaker 1: like Food Fighters, because when lists all the writers, it
Speaker 1: shows them all the guys from the band, So how
Speaker 1: does this happen? Dave is very much the writer has
Speaker 1: always led the sort of creative vision of the band.
Speaker 1: You know, when you guys write. Do you guys get
Speaker 1: in a room and just if you write, do it together.
Speaker 1: It's changed here and there over the years. You know,
Speaker 1: in the past, maybe we would we would spend more time,
Speaker 1: he would make it, like record some demos than we
Speaker 1: would learn the songs, and maybe we demo and then
Speaker 1: get into the studio. And then there's been times where
Speaker 1: you know, he just brings them and we learned them
Speaker 1: in the studio and kind of piece them together as
Speaker 1: as we're going. So it's it's a little bit of everything.
Speaker 1: I give you one more clip here. There's a rumor
Speaker 1: about him being in Guns n' Roses. It has been
Speaker 1: any audition for Guns and Roses, and he said, he
Speaker 1: gets it's all the time, And I thought'll set this
Speaker 1: thing straight right here at breaking news, and so here
Speaker 1: he is setting an internet rumor straight about him being
Speaker 1: in Guns and Roses. In that conversation, I said to him, Hey,
Speaker 1: I heard food fighters are looking for a guitar player,
Speaker 1: and he said, oh, I know somebody that works them whatever,
Speaker 1: And he actually did wind up getting my name thrown
Speaker 1: in the hat when they were having auditions. So that's
Speaker 1: how I got how I wounded up auditioning for foods.
Speaker 1: But that was the like and my buddy Bill. He
Speaker 1: didn't work for Guns and roll. There was no official
Speaker 1: so yeah, let's just put that to bed right now.
Speaker 1: I never played in guns and roses. He never did
Speaker 1: anything with them. It just turning because he knew somebody
Speaker 1: who knew somebody who said, there's an audition. Yeah, check
Speaker 1: it out. It's this week's episode of the Bobby Cast.
Speaker 1: One of my favorite things is one of the guys
Speaker 1: from Weezer saw a clip of the interview and he said, Hey,
Speaker 1: I thought it was Rivers Como interviewing you. No way,
Speaker 1: which is that's a thing in a Weezer who I
Speaker 1: thought was super cool. So I started to wear my
Speaker 1: glasses like this when I was, you know, seventeen years
Speaker 1: old or so. That's cool man. And then I stopped
Speaker 1: form my glasses for a long time, and then I
Speaker 1: realized it sucks not being able to see, so then
Speaker 1: I started wearing them again. So that's it. Thank you
Speaker 1: guys for hanging out with us. I think we'll end
Speaker 1: it there. Looking at the last, I think we're good. Um,
Speaker 1: it's Wednesday. Are you guys doing Losers today? Yes? Eddie,
Speaker 1: good for you. Buddy, I'm exhausted, Oh dude, so much.
Speaker 1: I got nothing, I got nothing to take. But that's hey,
Speaker 1: that's oh no, that's really show business. That's like you
Speaker 1: doing show stuff. You can say it there. That's show business.
Speaker 1: That's it. Thank you guys. Check out their Bobby cast
Speaker 1: and then we will be back tomorrow, I hope. All right, goodbye, Buddy,