Speaker 1: I mean that being said, G Depth just got out
Speaker 1: to me. I don't know what he's gonna do.
Speaker 2: He could he can make take this money's money.
Speaker 1: Geez stands for the game. It don't ease pay Come on.
Speaker 1: I love that we got G Death fans.
Speaker 2: I liked him, but I don't know if you know. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I don't think he'd have I don't think he'd got
Speaker 2: me by the fact, I'm gonna say him.
Speaker 1: Today, welcome home, GDP.
Speaker 3: But uh, I'm not counting on you to come in
Speaker 3: as a major player.
Speaker 1: I mean, you know him relaxed, get to know your kids.
Speaker 1: When they said he.
Speaker 4: Was released, I thought I didn't even know he was
Speaker 4: in jail.
Speaker 3: Brow G Death, Okay, good to see you, mane.
Speaker 1: I love special delivery anyway.
Speaker 4: Chips in your.
Speaker 5: Quality bears are racist. The money turkey stuff I can't
Speaker 5: tell me.
Speaker 1: Numb, numb, numb, and my tum tum tum. There it
Speaker 1: is there it is.
Speaker 3: Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to another phenomenal episode of My
Speaker 3: Mama Told Me.
Speaker 1: The podcast where we dive deep into the pockets of
Speaker 1: black and sleeper spiracy theories and we finally worked to
Speaker 1: prove that Shannon sharp wood. In fact, suck some toes
Speaker 1: it faced with the right toes. Come on, Shannon, we
Speaker 1: know you got it in. You just do it for
Speaker 1: the team. My name is David By.
Speaker 3: I'm like sick German. I'm all for sucking toes. I
Speaker 3: am too. I ain't fighting it. It's a crazy move,
Speaker 3: but I don't get it. But it's not a first
Speaker 3: date move. But I recognize that, like everybody date different,
Speaker 3: everybody wouldn't on the first night. I don't think I
Speaker 3: would do it before I got some, or at least
Speaker 3: like the promise of it.
Speaker 1: No, I'm talking about in the first club. Oh I
Speaker 1: would you would? Okay? Which I mean? I think it's
Speaker 1: really the beginning of the converse the topic today. No,
Speaker 1: you can jump in whatever I was like.
Speaker 3: I'm like, yeah, we'll intro you more properly, but but
Speaker 3: feel afraid to chime in whenever you decide work.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm down.
Speaker 4: I'm down sucking toes on the first link.
Speaker 1: I'm not opposed to it.
Speaker 3: I don't think my instinct lends itself to sucking toes,
Speaker 3: certainly not.
Speaker 1: You're so scary for it, what do you come on? Man,
Speaker 1: I'm just trying to learn it. I'm just trying to
Speaker 1: earn it.
Speaker 4: I'm not jumping straight to the toes though. I want
Speaker 4: you to, like take your shoes off.
Speaker 1: No, it's not the first place my mouth is going.
Speaker 3: Look, even Steph Curry takes layups before he takes half
Speaker 3: court shots. It's my point, you know what I mean,
Speaker 3: Like he works his way up to the thing that
Speaker 3: is his thing.
Speaker 1: I don't think it's I don't think it's a shot.
Speaker 1: I think it's a free throw. I think it's a Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think it's a mid range jumper at best, maybe
Speaker 1: a turnaround.
Speaker 3: But like, na, man, you feel like across the board,
Speaker 3: even even a first interaction with somebody, everybody's like, hell, yeah,
Speaker 3: suck my toes. No doubt in my mind that that's
Speaker 3: gonna be well received.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean not more or less than the other
Speaker 1: ship I'm trying to pull off. You want to like
Speaker 1: for real, body, Yeah, I got a.
Speaker 4: Couple of movies.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I feel like I feel like it's the first
Speaker 2: and it's the first day we're going out to dinner.
Speaker 4: Like when she comes over for dinner, she comes over
Speaker 4: for then, I'm definitely sucking.
Speaker 1: Toe Yeah, if you cross threat, it's all going in
Speaker 1: each other's mouth. So if you made bowling a's you
Speaker 1: put in toes of you, that's just what if I
Speaker 1: had to eat up an appetizer, I'm.
Speaker 6: Gonna hear, let me get that, let me get a
Speaker 6: look at them piggiest picks in my mouth.
Speaker 1: That's the order our guest today.
Speaker 3: You already have heard his, uh, his, his bold opinions
Speaker 3: on toll second and maybe maybe maybe I'm in the minority,
Speaker 3: and it actually leads us well into the subject of today.
Speaker 3: But our guest today, he's a phenomenal comedian.
Speaker 1: I couldn't be a bigger fan of him.
Speaker 3: You know him from from uh that damn Michael Jay,
Speaker 3: you know him from from Comedy Central. You know him
Speaker 3: from abviod Elementary. He's insecurity, has been all kinds of
Speaker 3: cool ship hilarious. Dude, give it up for Reggie Conquest.
Speaker 1: Hey, what up? What up?
Speaker 4: What's going on while I've been on that?
Speaker 1: Man?
Speaker 3: Yeah, you you were in the original iteration of the show,
Speaker 3: back when it was just me in a different corner
Speaker 3: of my room.
Speaker 1: Change up there, you changed corners of your room. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I used to be over there. But it's the whole
Speaker 1: thing that's about progress.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Reggie, you came well, we should say you did
Speaker 3: not come with this conspiracy theory.
Speaker 1: It sort of was.
Speaker 3: It was born of you and Bory looking at each
Speaker 3: other and building an almost immediate bond in a way
Speaker 3: that that's hard to articulate how quickly you all sort
Speaker 3: of like vultron together into a single body.
Speaker 1: You see how he just says that obediate he was going.
Speaker 4: To draw the line separating hisself you all the way,
Speaker 4: the way.
Speaker 1: You two apes sort of uh monkey up together. It's
Speaker 1: it's hard to articulate.
Speaker 4: Setting up. I was looking at my camera.
Speaker 1: Is that me?
Speaker 3: But you you came with this conspiracy today, you said,
Speaker 3: my mama told me dark skinned Nickas is upg uh
Speaker 3: oh oh yeah. Tell me tell me everything you're feeling
Speaker 3: right now in this moment.
Speaker 1: Tell me what you believe. I mean me personally. I
Speaker 1: want to say, for the record, I don't think we've
Speaker 1: been down since like early nineties. Wow. I think Wesley
Speaker 1: Snipes came up and it's been a steady.
Speaker 3: Rock even even like Peak Drake era, y'all were still and.
Speaker 1: Then the Meek ship. Here's okay, and you're from Philly.
Speaker 1: That is tough.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I no more. I'm kind of over them. Now
Speaker 4: get up.
Speaker 5: Rock.
Speaker 2: To be fair, I was laughing at that video, but
Speaker 2: then I went and did the same thing, like it's
Speaker 2: easy to sound like a bitch, and he was like,
Speaker 2: you know what I feel for me at.
Speaker 1: That point, And you're here with kids, I was with
Speaker 1: grown men. Like it was.
Speaker 4: The same exact tone and everything.
Speaker 1: I'm talking like, I had to take a walk when
Speaker 1: the Undertaker got beat it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, oh my god, that was a bad day.
Speaker 1: That was a tough day. Uh. Here's the thing I
Speaker 1: think that to the Drake of it all, here's what
Speaker 1: I think about Drake. Great artists, we love him right.
Speaker 1: Women want to have sex with him. Men don't want
Speaker 1: to be him. Nah, And that's why I don't think
Speaker 1: he counts for a take. Niggas want to be Wesley Snipes.
Speaker 1: Nobody wants to Like I said, I love the guy.
Speaker 1: Nobody wants to beat Drake. Everybody everybody looks you know
Speaker 1: what I mean. You see him and you're like, oh, Drake,
Speaker 1: you're up to your old what are you doing? Spread
Speaker 1: he go on the bed.
Speaker 2: I was just I was just speaking from just cold,
Speaker 2: just apologizing the Kendrick.
Speaker 4: Like it's come on.
Speaker 1: That was a big day summer. That was a crazy
Speaker 1: dark skin. I was like, oh, we got it.
Speaker 4: That was a that's a that's that's a good day.
Speaker 3: I could not I so first, And I want to
Speaker 3: say this on the record, I didn't care about this
Speaker 3: beef from the start. From the start, I was like,
Speaker 3: this is boring. They're just friends like being like I
Speaker 3: like beef when they beef when it really is about.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Langston wants somebody killed behind it.
Speaker 3: I like when a man feels sad after he listens
Speaker 3: to another man read poems, you know what I mean. Like,
Speaker 3: I don't want this ship where it's like, oh wow,
Speaker 3: he rapped, really rapping.
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's burn some bridges.
Speaker 4: I respect that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you want somebody's baby mama to get fucked.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's old school.
Speaker 4: That's old school beef.
Speaker 1: That's the worst ship I ever seen on the internet.
Speaker 4: That was is just wild.
Speaker 1: That was the worst thing I seen girls one cup.
Speaker 1: That's still the worst shit I've ever seen. Like, you
Speaker 1: hurt my feelings when I was I forgot about that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I forgot about that. Yeah man, that's a throwback. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I think he was meaner to to Floyd Mayweather than
Speaker 3: he was the Jian rule.
Speaker 1: Oh, Floyd got it bad. The reading thing.
Speaker 3: That the reading thing was pretty like exposing in a
Speaker 3: way that I still look at Floyd a little funny,
Speaker 3: you know what I mean, where I'm like, damn, bro,
Speaker 3: you can't read.
Speaker 2: That's but even even that era, nobody was getting killed.
Speaker 2: They were just really shitting on each other.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they were just real main. Yeah.
Speaker 2: But I knew this bad. I knew this wasn't real beef,
Speaker 2: but I didn't. I was getting into it, okay, getting
Speaker 2: into it. I was buying into the friendship and the
Speaker 2: lyrical ship.
Speaker 1: Now.
Speaker 4: I don't think Drake is coming doing that. I don't think.
Speaker 4: I think Drake is a foul nigga and he gonna
Speaker 4: say some problems.
Speaker 1: I think so. I think so.
Speaker 3: I don't think Drake's gonna make this a rap beef,
Speaker 3: but I do think he's gonna do something real, like
Speaker 3: fucking weird and personal and make this way ickier than
Speaker 3: it currently is.
Speaker 1: Drake also was bested by a dark skinned man. He
Speaker 1: was he was, he was, but but he bested.
Speaker 3: He bested a dark skin man.
Speaker 4: Steph is done.
Speaker 1: Hey, almost get out of here. I think that is fine.
Speaker 1: I think Clay.
Speaker 4: Could come back.
Speaker 1: I think Clay could reverse Sammy Sosa. I think he
Speaker 1: ends up with us. I think that's I think that's
Speaker 1: a real possibility.
Speaker 3: Here's what I'll say is I think that there's a
Speaker 3: fair argument that a lot a lot of our heroes
Speaker 3: are on their downturn right he Klay Thompson, Steph Curry.
Speaker 3: Drake obviously is not at his height of heights. It
Speaker 3: ain't looking great. Ja Cole's apologizing, but I don't think
Speaker 3: you all are given enough credit to the way dark
Speaker 3: skin niggas have been acting a fool as of late
Speaker 3: as well. I don't think you're acknowledging all of the
Speaker 3: important players here. Meek Mill is an important mentioned. Draymond
Speaker 3: Green has truly lost every ounce of him.
Speaker 4: Well see that's all fun and games, that's all, and
Speaker 4: he lost.
Speaker 1: Himself in the darkness. He's like Darth Vader. Yeah, like
Speaker 1: come on, yeah, yeah, Like all the things he's doing
Speaker 1: is just he got if anything too dark.
Speaker 2: Yeah see that's just that's just dark skinned fun.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly exactly.
Speaker 3: This has always been This has always been my issue
Speaker 3: with this argument is that at its core, you guys
Speaker 3: hate us so much.
Speaker 1: I want to be clear.
Speaker 3: I want to be absolutely clear about my lifeanguage.
Speaker 6: I'm furious now you all had us so much that
Speaker 6: when when Drake acts like a psychopath, you go, this
Speaker 6: is life skin behavior.
Speaker 1: He's being a little bitch, whatever it is.
Speaker 3: But when Draymond Green arguably does identical ship to identical ship, you.
Speaker 4: Actually you've seen.
Speaker 1: Draymond spread equal on the bed.
Speaker 3: Let's be honest. Now, let's be completely honest. You take
Speaker 3: the dick pic out of the equation. And Draymond Green
Speaker 3: is going on his podcast and and starting beefs that
Speaker 3: he ends only when he can like wrestle a dude
Speaker 3: from the back. It's Drake level behavior, dark skin activities.
Speaker 4: Yes, that's fun, that's dark skin fun.
Speaker 1: Started man, Drake.
Speaker 2: Suspended, He suspended, just I got used to, come on everything, Come.
Speaker 1: On, he's doing the same thing Drake does.
Speaker 4: He's pulling the fire alarm. Yes, I used to really
Speaker 4: pull every fire alarm in school.
Speaker 1: Exactly did you get you guys suspended? Every time?
Speaker 2: Oh that was like a kink for me back then.
Speaker 2: That was every time I could not stop pulling fire alarm.
Speaker 2: At one point in my life, that that's.
Speaker 1: A hilarious stat bro running fire alarm food.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, it was. It was insane.
Speaker 1: It is. I get it though, because I see somebody
Speaker 1: do it and the excitement if.
Speaker 2: That is excitement running laughing, and your on camera they're
Speaker 2: showing you pull on the.
Speaker 4: Right here, and I'm like.
Speaker 3: Whoa, you might be the first cereal fire alarm.
Speaker 2: At one point from like from like seventh grade to
Speaker 2: like tenth grade.
Speaker 4: Oh, it was a problem. It was a problem.
Speaker 3: What do you remember your last pull? Do you remember
Speaker 3: like where you were like, hey, I got a chill.
Speaker 1: This this took me over.
Speaker 2: I got I got kicked out of my first high
Speaker 2: school ninth grade year, and I got sent to another school.
Speaker 2: And then when I got sent to the worst, the
Speaker 2: worst school I was ever at, I was like, that's
Speaker 2: probably chill.
Speaker 1: Yeah. They were like, we don't even have fire alarms
Speaker 1: over here. Yeah, we'll let you die in this bitch.
Speaker 3: You pulled the fire alarm, we send the police.
Speaker 4: It's like beginning to the grade. I was like, all right, man,
Speaker 4: I gotta I gotta cut this habit.
Speaker 1: Damn, damn. They took a great one out the game.
Speaker 1: That's that sucks.
Speaker 7: Man.
Speaker 1: It was a problem gone but not forgotten.
Speaker 3: When we come back, we're really gonna try to unpack
Speaker 3: this so so called dark Skin Niggas is up movement.
Speaker 3: Y'all are trying to start right now, see it.
Speaker 1: You see what he does, though, Bro, you see what
Speaker 1: he does and then he's like, I don't understand the
Speaker 1: lights getting jokes. You tied, dividing, trying to divide and conquered.
Speaker 3: It was a good impression. I'll say that.
Speaker 1: It was a good impression. You nailed my voice. I
Speaker 1: give you that. And it's only when you do that regularly,
Speaker 1: regular guide. But then you start to get would be so.
Speaker 3: Called Okay, yeah, I thought I was talking again. I
Speaker 3: couldn't believe how close the impression was. Uh, we're going
Speaker 3: to be back with more Reggie conquests more.
Speaker 1: Ma Mama told me.
Speaker 4: It has been oh ship.
Speaker 1: Swallowing up. Have you gone through a time of swallowing
Speaker 1: where everything was overwhelmed?
Speaker 4: Me? We are back nothing age as well, nothing ages.
Speaker 1: Well, I don't think that was even that long ago.
Speaker 1: I don't think that was that long man.
Speaker 3: Are you guys gonna tell me that's that he got
Speaker 3: swallowed by the dark Skin?
Speaker 1: What's that? How do you defend that moment that one
Speaker 1: was tough? I don't know, TV. I think I think, yeah,
Speaker 1: I think that in service of the white lord, the
Speaker 1: white I think everyone makes the stakes, and I think
Speaker 1: he's like, I blame that on white Jesus.
Speaker 4: And nothing is aging well, like.
Speaker 7: Ten years, they're gonna call one of us game. They're
Speaker 7: gonna post a picture, look at him with his too
Speaker 7: dark skin. Nothing ages well, man.
Speaker 1: And they're taking all our heroes out the game is
Speaker 1: what I get upset about. I don't I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know, not one white guy who had to
Speaker 1: get rid of any heroes. I gotta I gotta lose
Speaker 1: one every six weeks.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like nobody looked up to uh to what's his name?
Speaker 1: It was the producer's name, that Harvey Harvey. Nobody gave
Speaker 1: a ship.
Speaker 3: Yeah, nobody was like, I want to be Harvey Wan.
Speaker 1: Yeah he's a distributor.
Speaker 3: You're like, no, I respect that, he's like very famous
Speaker 3: and successful, but I don't want to be that guy.
Speaker 1: He looks like yeah, yeah, yeah, fucking awful.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it fucking sucks. I ain't nobody left, oh man,
Speaker 4: And it's.
Speaker 3: Like more and more, man, they waited to cancel Hugh
Speaker 3: Hefner the moment he gave out his last cough, you
Speaker 3: know what I mean, Like they were like he was
Speaker 3: like and they were like, oh, he's a bad guy.
Speaker 3: And then he died and so they just get to
Speaker 3: live with his memory being good the whole time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Dark skin Niggas is up, y'all.
Speaker 3: Are y'all are of the belief that this j cole apology,
Speaker 3: or at least Reggie you suggested that this j cole
Speaker 3: apology might have been the the the big step forward
Speaker 3: you needed at least for the.
Speaker 4: Right before summer, Right before summer.
Speaker 2: It's a good look. And then you know, Kendrick is
Speaker 2: our patchie beard king and uh gives. Yeah, he's a
Speaker 2: He's a patchy beard king. And I'm following this league.
Speaker 3: Do you think that Kendrick now walks away from whatever
Speaker 3: this is? Like, does he go and rest? Or you
Speaker 3: think he's coming back with violence?
Speaker 2: I hope, I hope he comes back. Viol I want
Speaker 2: him to rip. I still want him to rip whoever's
Speaker 2: thrown out.
Speaker 1: I also, I mean, I do we do know he
Speaker 1: loves his rest? Yeah, he loves he loves his rest.
Speaker 1: He loves taking long breaks, which I do too. Maybe
Speaker 1: it's the blue in me. I don't. I think it's
Speaker 1: not just Kendrick though. I think. I think I think
Speaker 1: it's fashionable to be dark skinned. Maybe we have more
Speaker 1: dark skinned sexy actors than ever before. Ever damn saying yeah,
Speaker 1: come on baka some other Africans.
Speaker 3: I will say right now, and I've felt this for
Speaker 3: a few years. We are very much lacking in the
Speaker 3: entertainment space. There aren't a lot of great light skinned
Speaker 3: champions moving and shaking the way that they used to.
Speaker 8: Jesse Williams is down, Michael eli is, Shamar Moore is
Speaker 8: is long past his his expiration day.
Speaker 1: Terrence Howard UH retired from the game. Retired, Well he did.
Speaker 3: I let's talk about him a little bit. Terrence Howard
Speaker 3: did retire so that he could explore his uh his
Speaker 3: solving these major maths sort of breakthroughs. And now he
Speaker 3: has announced that he's out of retirement because he was
Speaker 3: in massive debt and in need of money. So he's
Speaker 3: back acting again, but he ain't doing great.
Speaker 1: Why And because I know you watched the entire interview,
Speaker 1: what what's with the bangs? Great question?
Speaker 3: He he goes five minutes into the interview without ever
Speaker 3: addressing them once.
Speaker 2: Uh, and it.
Speaker 1: I think that's a reasonable guess.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he don't give skit vibes like, No, I.
Speaker 1: Don't think he I don't think he's funny, like i'd
Speaker 1: imagine he doesn't like comedy. I don't think so either.
Speaker 1: I don't think he likes to laugh. Like you never
Speaker 1: seen him be funny in a movie ever, never, And
Speaker 1: that's like hard for a Blackmail actor to never have
Speaker 1: had a comedic role.
Speaker 3: He goes, he goes five minutes into the conversation, never
Speaker 3: having acknowledged it. And then eventually the interviewer who loves
Speaker 3: him dearly, like is very obsessed with him, believes very
Speaker 3: much in everything that he claims to have done. But
Speaker 3: she kind of goes like, hey, maybe we should tell
Speaker 3: people why you're wearing a wig, and he goes, Oh, yeah,
Speaker 3: it's for a role I'm on set.
Speaker 1: And it's like, oh, take it off. You can take
Speaker 1: it off. This is a two hour interview.
Speaker 3: Take off the fucking wig. You're done for the day.
Speaker 2: Do you think he knew what he was doing, Like, Hey,
Speaker 2: this is probably gonna run. I feel like he's a
Speaker 2: ski guy, but I feel like he did, like he
Speaker 2: does things on purpose to like I think.
Speaker 3: And this is where I start to push back again
Speaker 3: against what you guys are saying. I think Terrence Howard
Speaker 3: is an antics guy. I think he was the type
Speaker 3: to pull fire alarms. And you're not acknowledging how much
Speaker 3: that wig is just a pulled fire alarm on top
Speaker 3: of your head.
Speaker 4: I don't know, Terrence Howard. Don't give fire along, fire along.
Speaker 4: I see him pitches him when he was on like
Speaker 4: the Cosby Show, like a good kid.
Speaker 1: Or like or in Sunset Park. He's the devil. He's
Speaker 1: a devil. He's the devil. I'm just saying it. I
Speaker 1: want to be He's a light skin terror.
Speaker 3: I want to be clear. Terrence Howard does not come
Speaker 3: from anything reasonable. Terrence Howard Santa Claus. His dad fucking
Speaker 3: know his dad killed a man in line in front
Speaker 3: of Santa Claus because he bumped into him while they
Speaker 3: were waiting to see Santa Claus.
Speaker 1: Almost as if his dad had some type of a
Speaker 1: page rage.
Speaker 3: They cut in front of them and bumped them, and
Speaker 3: Terren Tower's dad then pulled out a gun shot the
Speaker 3: man in front of Terren toward the other person's child
Speaker 3: and Santa Claus and then did time in prison for it.
Speaker 4: Is this real?
Speaker 1: This is a very real thing.
Speaker 4: Ship never mind, he damn that's crazy. I didn't know that.
Speaker 1: He don't come from a goddamn thing. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: he got it. He got it out the mud from Cleveland, right.
Speaker 1: I don't remember.
Speaker 2: If he went through that. He's definitely gonna pull fire alarms.
Speaker 2: He starts fires. He's a fire That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: He's a menace. He's not he's not for play.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I think he's I think he's a fire kid.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Fire longs was. Fire alarms was all in fun.
Speaker 2: My friends was like do it, do it? We said,
Speaker 2: get out. I put firearms for everybody. You know, that
Speaker 2: little distraction and calls. It costs like like seven to
Speaker 2: ten minutes to get it stopped or sometimes.
Speaker 4: You know, I did it for the people. Terrence Howard
Speaker 4: started fire just because he wanted people to die.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he wanted to kill the teachers.
Speaker 3: Again again, you guys, keep moving the the fucking goal
Speaker 3: post with this. Terrence Howard and Draymond Green, same energy.
Speaker 3: Terrence Howard, Frankly and Puff Daddy, same energy. Both of
Speaker 3: them terrorists who are monsters just moving and shaking and
Speaker 3: pretending like they're not. And you're gonna pretend like we're not.
Speaker 3: We're not talking about the same types of individuals.
Speaker 4: His name is Love.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think there is. I think there is. There
Speaker 1: is a foundation of fun and enjoyment that Terrence Howard
Speaker 1: does not have. Yeah, you don't think he put on that.
Speaker 3: You don't think he did that interview and had a
Speaker 3: good time sitting there with his leg cross out of
Speaker 3: this fan.
Speaker 1: I think he said, I am at work. Everyone will
Speaker 1: take me seriously because such. I don't think he. I
Speaker 1: don't think he was like this is hilarious, like Diddy
Speaker 1: would have thought, or Draymond Green would have thought had
Speaker 1: they had the same wig. I gust he was like,
Speaker 1: I'm a serious actor. This is my process and this
Speaker 1: is just a part of it.
Speaker 3: Fuck you, I think at some point, because I should
Speaker 3: note that the film that he's shooting on is a
Speaker 3: it is actually it's a sixties film where he plays
Speaker 3: like some sort of gangster in a Muhammad Ali sort
Speaker 3: of offshoot story. It's like before a fight story. I
Speaker 3: can't remember what exactly it is, but Kevin Hart is involved.
Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, I audition I auditioned for that. How was it? Oh?
Speaker 1: I did not get it?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think I gathered. I don't nobody say I
Speaker 3: auditioned and they booked.
Speaker 1: It didn't didn't didn't go great. I was supposed to do,
Speaker 1: was supposed to do a read with Kevin Hard. He
Speaker 1: couldn't make it.
Speaker 4: Wait, okay, Kevin Hart's involved, right.
Speaker 2: I think I think Terrence Howard did that interview to
Speaker 2: show I think it's a fuck you the Cat Williams
Speaker 2: and every black person that thinks that.
Speaker 4: Because it's something.
Speaker 2: It's something there in that wig, like hey, I can
Speaker 2: wear this wig and still be a scary nigga, Like
Speaker 2: I could still be a man's man in this wig.
Speaker 1: Maybe I agree with that. I think that I think
Speaker 1: he thought Empire was a documentary. I think that it's
Speaker 1: only to scrib Yeah. I think that Terrence Howard put
Speaker 1: on that wig. I think that wig was subliminal, and
Speaker 1: I'm saying I think he kept that wig on. I
Speaker 1: think he did two hours of interview. He should that
Speaker 1: woman's hands, and then he walked back to Kevin Hart
Speaker 1: and Samuel L. Jackson and he was like, y'all ain't
Speaker 1: gonna believe the shit I just did. I don't think
Speaker 1: he's that silly. I don't think he laughed. I don't
Speaker 1: think he's that silly.
Speaker 3: But I think he came back and very seriously was like,
Speaker 3: you know, I wore the wig the whole time, right,
Speaker 3: and then walked away. And there they were like, this
Speaker 3: man is a psychopath. Okay, that's the funniest thing that
Speaker 3: a human being can be, is that level of psychopath.
Speaker 2: I can see him saying that dead seriously, that's what
Speaker 2: I'm saying.
Speaker 1: That's so much funnier than coming back and being like, y'all,
Speaker 1: I ain't gonna believe. No, here's what I think that
Speaker 1: I'm i'm seeing. Okay, I think I'm starting to see
Speaker 1: a split, and I'm understanding the dark skinned light skin debate.
Speaker 1: This is because our humor is based in whimsy and fun.
Speaker 1: Your humor is, in fact, as you have said yourself,
Speaker 1: based in true evil. That's what you like is evil.
Speaker 1: I pride myself on being able to enjoy all kinds
Speaker 1: of don't do this, but let me finish.
Speaker 3: I impride myself on being able to enjoy all kinds
Speaker 3: of humor. I will say that Terrence Howard. For me,
Speaker 3: Terrence Howard is the top of the top of hilarious
Speaker 3: human beings and on the planet. And if if some
Speaker 3: of that humor is rooted in devildoom, I'm comfortable with that.
Speaker 3: You in your corn as a light skinned man, like evil,
Speaker 3: I do. I I aspire towards it.
Speaker 1: For sure. You are hard.
Speaker 4: That's the difference between light skin and dark skin.
Speaker 1: Fun You want hard, We just want to play a
Speaker 1: little basketball, hits you in the nuts.
Speaker 2: We want we want like temporary like pain a little bit,
Speaker 2: like we wanted to go away.
Speaker 1: You want to We want to come up, suck you
Speaker 1: up a little bit. You want to kill people.
Speaker 3: I don't want to gill be. But if you have
Speaker 3: like a permanent limp, that's pretty funny. If something I
Speaker 3: did just made you always walk different, that's hilarious.
Speaker 1: You see how his eyes has kind of gone cold,
Speaker 1: even right right.
Speaker 4: Now, that's what they I kind of agree with Terrence,
Speaker 4: how we're doing that seriously.
Speaker 1: Like, hey, it's come on, man, that's the funniest way
Speaker 1: you could have done that. I get that, but I
Speaker 1: need to acknowledge that it's because of the evil that
Speaker 1: burns inside of his heart.
Speaker 3: I don't think he's a good guy. That's never been
Speaker 3: my argument. I just think he's the funniest person.
Speaker 4: He's trying to get. But hey, guys, it's okay to
Speaker 4: wear wigs. Put it. Put on a wig. Yeah.
Speaker 1: And I don't even know if that's what he thinks.
Speaker 1: I think he just makes it up as he goes. Nice.
Speaker 1: It was nice. It is really good.
Speaker 3: It was very pretty. It was a really nice wig.
Speaker 3: And the woman again, I cannot emphasize this enough. The
Speaker 3: woman could not admire him more and so she truly
Speaker 3: addresses it at the five minute mark and it never
Speaker 3: comes back up again, like there's never an answer he
Speaker 3: gives where she goes. I have trouble taking this seriously.
Speaker 3: While you're wearing that wig, she just is like, sir,
Speaker 3: thank you, thank you, thank you for your brilliance and
Speaker 3: your time the entire time.
Speaker 1: Now here's the question I have. It's sort of like,
Speaker 1: is this like like we're talking about degrees of evil
Speaker 1: within light skinneddness. Do you think light skin, green eyes
Speaker 1: is what takes you to be the full devil once?
Speaker 1: Because your light skin with brown eyes still good Man
Speaker 1: has a family not have tried to invent any new math.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean, You to light in the
Speaker 1: devil's playground, but you don't live there. But okay, right, well,
Speaker 1: here's what a word. Here's what I'll say the word.
Speaker 3: Here's what I'll say, And I'd be curious to hear
Speaker 3: both of your thoughts on this. I am not a
Speaker 3: full subscriber that what Terrence Howard is doing with the
Speaker 3: math is as wrong as we think it is.
Speaker 1: Uh wait, what.
Speaker 3: I'm not saying that his math is correct, but I
Speaker 3: am not a subscriber to it being as wrong as
Speaker 3: everybody keeps trying to say it is. I actually think
Speaker 3: he's kind of making a few points even as he's
Speaker 3: saying a bunch of bullshit around it. Go on, Okay,
Speaker 3: here's what I'll say. Fundamentally, one times one does not
Speaker 3: equal to. I understand that is incorrect in the technical sense, right,
Speaker 3: But what I think Terrence Howard is trying to do
Speaker 3: in a in a shitty not as intelligent as he
Speaker 3: thinks it his way. It's challenge us to reconsider how
Speaker 3: much of this mathematic shit is just rules versus things
Speaker 3: that are actually true in our everyday experience. So, for example,
Speaker 3: we were having this debate the other day.
Speaker 1: Zero.
Speaker 3: Where in your life does zero actually exist? The number zero?
Speaker 1: It's the absence of an existence. It's the absence of existence.
Speaker 1: It's like the color of black being the absence of light.
Speaker 1: Still it's still tangible.
Speaker 3: But again that's a thing that you're adding a logic too.
Speaker 3: I'm saying, in your everyday sort of natural experience, where
Speaker 3: does zero exist?
Speaker 1: Ah? When I have one of something and it goes
Speaker 1: to none of something? But that doesn't have it.
Speaker 3: So principally, if you're looking at this the way that
Speaker 3: he argued, argues it through physics, that doesn't stop existing
Speaker 3: simply because it isn't yours anymore.
Speaker 1: That is just you. This is where you please.
Speaker 2: I can I can feel my my fire alarm.
Speaker 1: Zero right now.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I get it as it's it's tough to make
Speaker 3: sense of some of it. But but I don't think
Speaker 3: that everything he's saying is completely incorrect. What I will
Speaker 3: say it's it's wrong, it's technically wrong. Because we've created
Speaker 3: standardized language for how we talk about math, how we
Speaker 3: talk about certain ideas, and because we as humans just agreed.
Speaker 1: On that ship.
Speaker 3: Then he's he's absolutely wrong because we've all agreed on it.
Speaker 3: Stop being a weirdo and trying to break up the
Speaker 3: party with a new math, Like we're chilling, but like,
Speaker 3: if we really unpack some of this, he's not wrong
Speaker 3: in the in what the natural world is, It's just
Speaker 3: he's wrong about fucking breaking up a party.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I think you asked me earlier what I am my
Speaker 2: team Terrence Howard or something along those lines. Yeah, I
Speaker 2: would absolutely be team Terrence Howard. Okay, I'm I'm I'm going.
Speaker 4: I'm rolling with him.
Speaker 1: Fuck it, I like to hear it. See these bombs,
Speaker 1: they can be repaired.
Speaker 2: I'm rolling with Terrence in the wig Man.
Speaker 4: He's a free, scary man.
Speaker 3: He's terrifying, he's a he's a menace, and and you
Speaker 3: kind of have to root for It's the it's the
Speaker 3: fucking Yeah, it's a white Bronco on the fucking freeway,
Speaker 3: you know what I mean. It's OJ driving with ac. No,
Speaker 3: he's not a good guy, No you don't. You don't
Speaker 3: fucking want him to be, you know what I mean,
Speaker 3: just a free man for the rest of his life.
Speaker 3: But at the end of the day, you want the
Speaker 3: Bronco to get away.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you want him to get away in that situation,
Speaker 4: and that situation, Oh you want him get away?
Speaker 1: And then.
Speaker 3: Yeah, drive ojay drive. And then a few weeks from
Speaker 3: now you pick him up in like a motel in
Speaker 3: Memphis and yeah, okay.
Speaker 1: You got me. Hey, I want him to be but
Speaker 1: I wanted him to have that ride.
Speaker 4: Yeah that's fair.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I I think that that too often, the distinction
Speaker 3: of light skin people being sensitive sensitive maybe and this
Speaker 3: Bory made this point is conflated with the fact that
Speaker 3: we like to be menaces and we don't get enough
Speaker 3: credit for the menace work that we do.
Speaker 2: Were I think we're forgetting somebody that so on I
Speaker 2: can't think of, but we're forgetting somebody that's a scumbag, that's.
Speaker 1: Like Chris Breezy.
Speaker 4: Oh I love Chris Brere.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and he's he's a bad guy. Yeah he is.
Speaker 4: I love that dude.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's okay, listen I I and we may get
Speaker 3: pushed back from some of our listeners as it relates
Speaker 3: to this, This podcast ain't here to yuck.
Speaker 1: You're young.
Speaker 3: If that's who you're into, that's who you're into. I'm
Speaker 3: not gonna defend his character and I'm not gonna tell other.
Speaker 2: People that I'm talking about this. I'm gonna go see
Speaker 2: him in June.
Speaker 4: I'm a dancer. I'm definitely going. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I you know, at the end of the day, it
Speaker 3: is what it is as far as how you pick
Speaker 3: and choose who you want to go see dance and sing.
Speaker 3: But but Chris Breezy is an objectively menacing successful person.
Speaker 3: That's just true. That's true for everybody. We're gonna take
Speaker 3: a break because David is I think, still figuring out
Speaker 3: how to get back up in this. But when he
Speaker 3: comes back, we'll come back and we'll still be talking
Speaker 3: to Reggie Conquest and more.
Speaker 1: My mama told me, man, we are back ladies and
Speaker 1: gentlemen discussing the complicated life and times of one Terrence
Speaker 1: Olivier Howard. Is that his middle name? I don't know. Also,
Speaker 1: did you talk about the new water? Talk about what
Speaker 1: he claimed he invented new water? I didn't see new water.
Speaker 1: The new hydrogen technology. Hydrogen technology. It wasn't water. Okay,
Speaker 1: this dude, he wins, He wins one argument. Now everybody's
Speaker 1: a fucking scientist. I like that.
Speaker 3: You are like, h two, oh yeah, I can cut
Speaker 3: out all the other elements in that water.
Speaker 1: He was saying water. Yeah, that's not what he's saying
Speaker 1: at all. But what was he saying. Oh, I mean,
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what he was saying.
Speaker 3: He's claiming that that and this is some of where
Speaker 3: Terrence Howard, it's truly the biggest psychopath on the planet
Speaker 3: is he believes that if we can he can just
Speaker 3: reframe our fundamental math are one times one equals too,
Speaker 3: then we can finally advance to larger problems that have
Speaker 3: existed for six thousand years. This thing called the flower
Speaker 3: of life, which would open up like these news I
Speaker 3: wish it's a it's a diagram of sorts that he says,
Speaker 3: it's one of the most ancient symbols that humankind has
Speaker 3: ever made, and that Da Vinci and all these great
Speaker 3: plato a lot of great thinkers were struggling to figure
Speaker 3: out this diagram because it has these particles inside of
Speaker 3: it that by opening it up, he has discovered new
Speaker 3: particles out in the universe, and in doing so can
Speaker 3: now reframe the way that we use our fuels and shit,
Speaker 3: so we would have hydrogen technology. He could solve climate change,
Speaker 3: he could solve starvation, agricultural issues, across the world.
Speaker 1: It sounds to me like you're talking about good pussy ye.
Speaker 4: To interview.
Speaker 3: Terrence Howard has said this across many interviews, including dam
Speaker 3: appearing at Oxford University where he gave a speech where
Speaker 3: they asked him to speak there about his acting career,
Speaker 3: and instead he showed up and gave an hour long
Speaker 3: presentation about the science that he has been working on
Speaker 3: for forty years, as he claims, really, how old is he?
Speaker 1: Like fifty?
Speaker 4: Damn?
Speaker 2: Bro, you know you're Terrence Howard Howard the homework. I
Speaker 2: don't know anything about that, dude.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lie to you.
Speaker 3: I don't think that there's a person I know more about,
Speaker 3: including my wife.
Speaker 1: I think I think Terrence Howard comes first.
Speaker 3: And every day I'd be wondering, how do you spell
Speaker 3: my wife's hometown again?
Speaker 1: Oh? Really know?
Speaker 3: And then Terrence Howard I'd be like spitting his knowledge
Speaker 3: like I'm in a fraternity.
Speaker 1: Yeah, crag, that was crazy. His middle name is Dashawn.
Speaker 1: I did I did put that up yesterday? I did
Speaker 1: see that. What you think he would go? He seems
Speaker 1: more like a Dashawn.
Speaker 2: To that sounds like a football player. I feel like
Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure that's a football player name too. Yeah, no,
Speaker 2: it sounds like one for sure, just like the odds.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, he's fifty five years old.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so for forty years he is. He's been working
Speaker 1: on this science. He's been doing flower science for forty years,
Speaker 1: the flower of life. Let's not be reductive.
Speaker 4: It does sound like what David said.
Speaker 3: Something does sound like it might be, and I pray
Speaker 3: that he solves the equation. I guess it's really the
Speaker 3: more important part here.
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't think any of us have figured
Speaker 1: it out all the way, That's what I'm saying. I
Speaker 1: think that that at the end of the day.
Speaker 3: And this is where I take issue when people laugh
Speaker 3: at Terrence Howard, or at least the way that they
Speaker 3: laugh at him, is that at the end of the day,
Speaker 3: what he's presenting isn't bad. He's saying he wants to
Speaker 3: solve all our problems out in the world. That's fucking cool.
Speaker 3: We should root for him, even if he is being
Speaker 3: a psychopath like dumb dumb. We should be like, yeah,
Speaker 3: figure it out, Terrence, that's great.
Speaker 1: At what point do psychopath and dumb dumb not be
Speaker 1: the more important thing to focus on.
Speaker 4: Oh, you follow him first, a psychopath or dumb dumb.
Speaker 1: I think I'll follow a psychopath, I said, I let
Speaker 1: some dumb dudes talk me into some shit in my lifetime.
Speaker 1: Maybe that confident confident dumb dudes have got me in trouble.
Speaker 3: But but in your current life, and this is worth asking,
Speaker 3: you're thirty six years old, in your current self, would
Speaker 3: you follow a psychopath or a dumb dumb first?
Speaker 4: I would go psychopath today, and there we go.
Speaker 1: I agree, I agree, there we go. Yeah, if it's
Speaker 1: if it's right now, I think that I can see
Speaker 1: the forest through the trees with a dumb dumb ass,
Speaker 1: I'll still get tricked by a psychopath. Psychopath is just
Speaker 1: a better leader, hands down. See you're jumping.
Speaker 4: I followed a lot of dumb dumbs and did a
Speaker 4: lot of dumb ship. I never I never went behind.
Speaker 2: I'm definitely following the cyclepath because it's just like, all right,
Speaker 2: this is the first time for everything's.
Speaker 1: I do think. The thing about and also the thing
Speaker 1: about psychopath is you can still be a psychopath and
Speaker 1: be kind of smart, ye be successful, right, there's I
Speaker 1: think most famous people are psychopaths absolutely inside, right, like
Speaker 1: super dupe, like up top famous people their own.
Speaker 3: Steph Curry praised after every shot. That's not a psychopath,
Speaker 3: that's a psychopath.
Speaker 1: That's wild, that's wild.
Speaker 3: Lebron James got the chosen One tattooed on his body
Speaker 3: before he played an NBA game.
Speaker 1: To be fair, was he not? But that's even even
Speaker 1: at that point he hit that between the legs dunk
Speaker 1: and in high school in game, and I also was like, Bro,
Speaker 1: I'm not questioning the legend.
Speaker 4: Come if that didn't work out.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but that's what I'm saying that if it didn't
Speaker 3: work out, what do you think?
Speaker 1: What do you think Greg Oden has tattooed on his body?
Speaker 1: Do you know what I mean?
Speaker 9: Like TJ Ford is just at a twenty four hour
Speaker 9: fitness with wild tattoos. Yeah that is God will never
Speaker 9: turn on me, you know what I mean. It's like, Bro,
Speaker 9: I think I think you're being crazy. I think you're
Speaker 9: being a fucking psychopath.
Speaker 1: I don't mean that too. I love TJ. Ford. I'm
Speaker 1: trying to be hating less on this podcast. I really mean.
Speaker 1: I like, I know, I mean TJ Ford another dark
Speaker 1: skin king.
Speaker 3: So if I were to make an argument here and
Speaker 3: I'd love to hear your thoughts. I think that if
Speaker 3: you're saying that principally light skinned people live towards psychopath
Speaker 3: versus sort of like dumb silly, and I.
Speaker 1: Don't think psychopath. I think more towards evil.
Speaker 3: I think you don't think that those are have a
Speaker 3: level of synonymous inside of them.
Speaker 1: I think truly concentrated evil isn't psychopathic. It's just evil.
Speaker 1: You know, it's just the opposite of good. I don't
Speaker 1: think you have to Yeah, I don't think. I don't
Speaker 1: think you have to be nuts to be to be evil.
Speaker 1: And like you said, yeah, I think there are some
Speaker 1: psycho people who are totally good.
Speaker 3: I don't think you can be evil without psychosist. I
Speaker 3: do think you can be a psychopath without being evil.
Speaker 3: But I don't think it's like square to rectangle rectangle.
Speaker 1: I think it's just a different orientation.
Speaker 3: You just give me an example of an evil person
Speaker 3: who is not a psychopath.
Speaker 4: Evil evil genius, like an evil genius, Like.
Speaker 1: I don't think you're a psychopath. I think we start
Speaker 1: inside the house and we move outside. Yeah, but I'm
Speaker 1: not actually even or towards it. That's a good point.
Speaker 1: Though now that if I think about it, somebody who's evil,
Speaker 1: who's not a psychopath Exter's Laboratory. He was just a
Speaker 1: German child. But bro, he's not supposed to be German.
Speaker 1: His parents were American. That's a psychopath. That's a psychopath.
Speaker 2: No, but he wasn't evil though, he was just a
Speaker 2: good psychopathic kid.
Speaker 3: He was trying to take over the world, like every
Speaker 3: episode pretending like, yeah, yes, he wasn't just chilling down there.
Speaker 1: He was doing wild ship. Damn. I mean, I am,
Speaker 1: I'm I'm having trouble pulling up. The only the only
Speaker 1: people I feel like I can pull up are like
Speaker 1: just people I've known personally in my life. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: don't think they're evil on a large enough scale to
Speaker 1: make that count. I've known some.
Speaker 4: People like lovable cycle paths. Hold on, come on, I.
Speaker 1: Think we're in agreement about that. There are plenty of cycle.
Speaker 3: Paths that you can love and and we we all
Speaker 3: agree are not evil. We're saying, can you be evil
Speaker 3: without being a psycle path? And I don't think you can.
Speaker 1: What's a psycle path? Right? I don't know, and I
Speaker 1: don't I don't even know where disorder with abnormal or
Speaker 1: violent social behavior. Okay, I don't know if you can
Speaker 1: be evil without abnormal or violent social behavior exactly. That's
Speaker 1: been my point this whole time.
Speaker 3: And so I say, I say that that, while yes,
Speaker 3: it's looking like a warm summer for y'all, and I
Speaker 3: hope that you enjoy it. Congratulations on this odd victory
Speaker 3: that you pulled with odd. It's not odd for a
Speaker 3: rapper to be on stage apologize because he just wants
Speaker 3: his friend back.
Speaker 1: That's ah. I thought you said it's odd that dark
Speaker 1: Skin is winning. No, no, No, You're You're so sensitive, uh,
Speaker 1: which is historically one of your traits. Maybe maybe I'm
Speaker 1: the missingly.
Speaker 3: Calm down sweetheart, all right, your voice. All I'm saying
Speaker 3: is is that while the victory is present, I don't
Speaker 3: believe that you're built to win the war, and I
Speaker 3: look forward to the championship that we will eventually hoist
Speaker 3: above our heads as yellow as our skin, golden even amen.
Speaker 4: I disagree.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean yeah, I'm saying I think I think
Speaker 1: we I think you put us all in a room together,
Speaker 1: all that ship, all that shit stops.
Speaker 3: Nope, Yeah, because we're gonna running circles and go nanny
Speaker 3: Nanny Boo boo yng.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it is very funny. It is very passious, you
Speaker 1: saying Boat, it's not a light skinned man. It's all
Speaker 1: I'm saying. We got fast ones too. He ain't running,
Speaker 1: you know, he ain't showing up for that. All right?
Speaker 3: This is fun, Reggie, this is great. Could you tell
Speaker 3: the people where they can find you and what cool
Speaker 3: shit you have going on.
Speaker 4: You can find me on Instagram, reds conquests or conquests.
Speaker 1: You can find cool guy jokes eighty seven.
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Speaker 3: I'm not gonna address this, and always you can follow
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