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Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to Season to fifty four,

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Speaker 1: episode one of the Days Like Guys, production of I

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Speaker 1: Heart Radio. This is a podcast where we take a

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Speaker 1: deep dive into America's share consciousness. And it is, of course, Monday,

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Speaker 1: September twelve, Never forget nine eleven's Little Brother, September twelve,

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Speaker 1: it's National Hug and High five Day, National Report Medicare

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Speaker 1: Fraud Day. That's no, we're not We're not looking. If

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Speaker 1: you gotta look, let's look. If it's egregious, then baby.

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Speaker 1: But I'm not really in the business of you know.

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Speaker 1: But yeah, I mean it depends on who's being victimized.

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Speaker 1: If it's the government, yeah, let me just make sure

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Speaker 1: I want to read who. This sounds like a day

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Speaker 1: that was created by the insurance and just not like

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Speaker 1: someone's like, let me tell you about like someone deep

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Speaker 1: frauded my grandparents industry and a backwards heat and on

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Speaker 1: a like heaving holding a skateboard under their own up.

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Speaker 1: What's the yo? This is like? Off? Yeah, for sure,

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Speaker 1: it's like yo. One thing is like we can report

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Speaker 1: medicare fraud in two different ways, and each one provides

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Speaker 1: very different rules. One is the blow the whistle. One

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Speaker 1: is to blow the whistle under the Department of Justice

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Speaker 1: reward program, which based fift of the amount d o

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Speaker 1: J recovers. Okay, snatch factory, Okay, okay, anyways, my name

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Speaker 1: is Jack O'Brien a K. So I wake in the

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Speaker 1: morning and I'll step outside in my short short shorts

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Speaker 1: to show my pasty thighs and a scream the top

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Speaker 1: of my long stir Daily's like guys is courtesy a

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Speaker 1: Johnny Davis little What's up? By four on ones. I

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Speaker 1: don't know why I just turned into a morning zoo

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Speaker 1: d J, but I did, you know, shout out to

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Speaker 1: Lindaberry Berry Lever a little reference to my pasty thighs.

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Speaker 1: It's been a while, but they are still pasty, and

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Speaker 1: I am showing them bad boys off because it is hot. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Southern California. How high you got them? How hired the shorts? Uh?

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Speaker 1: They go like, I'm gonna say Stockton, like Stockton, yea

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Speaker 1: Stockton or like you know, early Jordan's like still probably

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Speaker 1: would have been considered baggy for an eighties basketball team.

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Speaker 1: But right, definitely would you in the village people, right? Yea, yeah,

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Speaker 1: exactly right, Yeah, I wouldn't have been able to girls,

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Speaker 1: wouldn't have been able to wear these shorts to my

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Speaker 1: Catholic high school. We're okay, it's good to see that range.

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Speaker 1: That gives us a range. There you go, and I'm

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Speaker 1: thrilled to be joined as always by my co host,

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Speaker 1: Mr Miles Grog. But everyone is like old teeth, skin loose,

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Speaker 1: dressing up in costumes, invade, beat down, robbing a fare

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Speaker 1: rose tomb. But y'all swear it's because your way is

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Speaker 1: so supreme and everybody's like piste off gray Sacks, brother

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Speaker 1: to your grandniece, teeth stayed Highland murder for that gold leaf.

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Speaker 1: We don't care who it's senior, tacky as golden chair

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Speaker 1: and rest in Peter Royals. Royals, your country spilled a

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Speaker 1: ton of blood and really fucked that frick up. Hey,

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Speaker 1: where do you get all of this stuff? Yeah, you

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Speaker 1: call yourself rulers users and talk about sovereignty, but baby,

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Speaker 1: your foolsfulsrful just fels from my inbred family tree out

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Speaker 1: to Christie, I'm a Gucci man with that fuck it

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Speaker 1: look something, look like we're gonna talk on the show.

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Speaker 1: The Queen's death has inspired all kinds of activity and

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Speaker 1: this we got this guy just from God's lips to

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Speaker 1: his ears to Twitter boom, thank you, Christie, packed out, Christie,

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Speaker 1: I'm a Gucci man. Beautiful, beautiful work, beautiful performance, beautiful.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, Well, Miles, we're thrilled to be joined

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Speaker 1: by a very funny stand up comedian, writer and poet

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Speaker 1: who you know from such places as TV. Have you

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Speaker 1: about this hell of it? I've heard about it? What

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Speaker 1: a hard what her amazing podcast? In your hands? It's

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Speaker 1: the hilarious end talented Lizzie go, Oh my god, I

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Speaker 1: am beyond thrilled to join you today. Oh man, we're thrilled.

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Speaker 1: Too heavy here, very eclectic credit. Maybe your show is

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Speaker 1: your show is so cool? Oh thank you. I wish

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Speaker 1: I had faith in our listeners like that you turned.

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Speaker 1: It's called in your hands because you put your life

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Speaker 1: in the hands of your listeners gets a vote. It's

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Speaker 1: ruining my life and it's like major ship. It's major.

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Speaker 1: It's absolutely insane. I almost started myself on fire a

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Speaker 1: few weeks ago. Yeah, I had a task rabbit. It's

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Speaker 1: a long story. First, I was trying to put this

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Speaker 1: dresser together. The episode was called Guy I Met or

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Speaker 1: dresser Roulette? Do I go out with this guy who

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Speaker 1: I met outside of food truck one night, you know,

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Speaker 1: an ikea dresser? It took this. This was like a

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Speaker 1: to call a task rabbit who came over and I

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Speaker 1: fire performer and yeah, and I asked him about and

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Speaker 1: he goes, I could pretty safely set you on fire.

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Speaker 1: And I was like, you mean, like at a comedy

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Speaker 1: show and he goes yeah, And I was like, in

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Speaker 1: an episode is born? And so yeah. So that was

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Speaker 1: one of the options. So the next episode was called

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Speaker 1: This is Fire or This is Us? Do I let

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Speaker 1: this guy set me on fire at an outdoor comedy show?

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Speaker 1: Or do I become a tour guide for the TV

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Speaker 1: show This Is Us? And I am officially a tour

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Speaker 1: guide for that show? What does that mean? What does

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Speaker 1: that mean? I found it in Backstage Magazine. I was

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Speaker 1: just looking up, like, oh, what can I do this week?

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Speaker 1: Because I always wanted to be something kind of interesting

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Speaker 1: or just have some kind of stakes involved. And I said,

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Speaker 1: we're seeking people in l A to take, you know,

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Speaker 1: tourists to different locations. It would be me bas yes, exactly,

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Speaker 1: being like, this is where the crock pop blew up

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Speaker 1: a spoiler spoiler Yeah, yeah, I mean spoil alert. That's

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Speaker 1: when they die. That's when we find out, isn't is

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Speaker 1: that when the dad dies that's actually an air fryer.

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Speaker 1: I'm still on the second episode. Oh god. I started

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Speaker 1: watching because too many people are like, yo, it's so

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Speaker 1: emotionally manipulative. I'm like, let me see this, and I'm like,

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Speaker 1: it's underscored with every scene as delicate piano music. And

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Speaker 1: I keep telling people that, like every every episode has

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Speaker 1: at least one monologue based on whatever object is writing

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Speaker 1: in front of them. You know, like you guys could

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Speaker 1: be like some say, a life is like a hat.

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Speaker 1: Put it on and you know the day is going

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Speaker 1: to go well. But sometimes you can't find your hat,

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Speaker 1: and that's when you lose God or something like that.

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Speaker 1: And that's when your dad, yeah exactly, And that's when

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Speaker 1: your croc pop blows up? Is that? What is he

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Speaker 1: in the middle of a monologue about croc Pops being

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Speaker 1: like life when it blows up and kills him. No,

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Speaker 1: like that, it's a little more dramatic. There is a

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Speaker 1: scene they do that with nachos, and I knew it

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Speaker 1: a couple late at night, their marriage isn't going while

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Speaker 1: they're eating nachos. And then woman goes, you know, life

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Speaker 1: she was like, sometimes you get the top nacho that

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Speaker 1: the middle nacho and that's fine, but sometimes you just

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Speaker 1: get the chrome bowls. And I don't want the crumbles

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Speaker 1: in this marriage. Right if we both take up a

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Speaker 1: nacho that's connected at the same time, I want to

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Speaker 1: figure out how to equitably split that nacho between and

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Speaker 1: how are we gonna work in guacamole? Have to figure

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Speaker 1: out everything. I'm not gonna play whack a mole with

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Speaker 1: a mole. Okay, I think it's wild wind shows have

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Speaker 1: those tropes that are predictable because my wife, her majesty, uh,

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Speaker 1: the one that is alive, she watches like Grey's Anatomy,

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Speaker 1: probably gonna die like inexplicably in three sets, and then

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Speaker 1: they do it. I'm like, right, and then they tie

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Speaker 1: it up with the monologue at the end. Yeah yeah, man, Sorry,

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Speaker 1: I distracted for the past fifteen minutes just thinking about

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Speaker 1: how much life is like a nachos in so many

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Speaker 1: different ways. Wait, what are the significant locations like when

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Speaker 1: you go on this tour? So well she so she

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Speaker 1: sent me the list of locations, some of which are

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Speaker 1: I told her I would keep it confidential. Well, I

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Speaker 1: guess I have to keep confidential where they are exactly,

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Speaker 1: but it would be like, you know, this is where

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Speaker 1: someone's offices or this is like because how serious? Right? Yes,

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Speaker 1: of time in a hot car probably, right, And you

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Speaker 1: A hit up Lizzie's Uh. I think we might ask seriously,

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Speaker 1: the entire season for you on the thank you? Okay?

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Speaker 1: I also have these nachos I got from seven monogue?

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Speaker 1: Could you possibly string together an interesting metaphor about how

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Speaker 1: my crumbling marriage is like these like the crumbles? All right?

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Speaker 1: And up next? Like so are you in suspense? Like

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Speaker 1: my life? I feel like I would be doing nothing

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Speaker 1: but refreshing. Like have you found out if you're driving

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Speaker 1: I have found out, Yes, I got the results today, okay, Friday,

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Speaker 1: and so they vote every Thursday in my Instagram stories.

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Speaker 1: this is daily. Well I reveal it on the next episode,

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Speaker 1: real on the next episode. Really spoiled. This is us

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Speaker 1: the last episode, but the episode before it was called

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Speaker 1: spots or Slots, and it was should I try to

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Speaker 1: like become a regular at the laugh Factory and get

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Speaker 1: more stand up spots? Which auditioning at the laugh Factor

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Speaker 1: you have to wait outside at four thirty pm, like

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Speaker 1: during the heat wave, you know they call. It's like

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Speaker 1: people sitting out there with like lawn chairs and monster

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Speaker 1: energy during probably doing their act to the wall, you know,

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Speaker 1: people like Bleak Bleak Jack. We should go. And then

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Speaker 1: there was a kind of a gambling option as the

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Speaker 1: other one. So yeah, it's a lot of fun. People

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Speaker 1: should check it out. Thank you. All right, Lizzie, we're

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Speaker 1: gonna get to know you a little bit better in

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Speaker 1: a moment. First, we're gonna tell our listeners some of

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Speaker 1: the things we're talking about today. We're going to be

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Speaker 1: talking about the Queen's death and just how it's really

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Speaker 1: put a lot of things that the perspect to for us,

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Speaker 1: try not to get too choked up. We're gonna talk

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Speaker 1: about the war over green bubbles for blue bubbles in

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Speaker 1: the texting apps, in our lives, all of that plenty more.

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Speaker 1: But first Lizzie, we do like to ask our guests,

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Speaker 1: what is something from your search history. I'm gonna say,

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Speaker 1: I called and I said, she gave me the options.

424
00:24:25,960 --> 00:24:28,320
Speaker 1: I went with Brownie. She told me to go Brownie.

425
00:24:28,480 --> 00:24:31,040
Speaker 1: And so I did feel that I was deviating a

426
00:24:31,080 --> 00:24:36,040
Speaker 1: little bit from what what makes the special or actually

427
00:24:36,160 --> 00:24:38,560
Speaker 1: cookies and cream sorry did cookies and creams. But what

428
00:24:38,640 --> 00:24:41,480
Speaker 1: there was Brownie involved. So I got there and the

429
00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:45,280
Speaker 1: way that they package it. She she went, She walked

430
00:24:45,320 --> 00:24:50,320
Speaker 1: through some mysterious corridor and reappeared with one of those

431
00:24:50,359 --> 00:24:53,600
Speaker 1: like little tins that you fold over the edge you

432
00:24:53,680 --> 00:25:00,280
Speaker 1: fold that edge contain edges exactly with tin edge, yes,

433
00:25:00,840 --> 00:25:03,760
Speaker 1: and it had like instructions on it, like when reheating

434
00:25:03,800 --> 00:25:08,200
Speaker 1: your puzzucky. You know, it was like they were really

435
00:25:08,200 --> 00:25:11,399
Speaker 1: clear about how to go about that. And then a

436
00:25:11,440 --> 00:25:16,320
Speaker 1: little separate ice cream container and then the topping which

437
00:25:16,400 --> 00:25:20,240
Speaker 1: was in a tiny Remican. I know that word is

438
00:25:20,280 --> 00:25:25,239
Speaker 1: triggering for people who have worked in restaurants. I have

439
00:25:25,600 --> 00:25:30,080
Speaker 1: Remican PTSD a little bit. Yeah, you can do all

440
00:25:30,119 --> 00:25:34,120
Speaker 1: of this without anything, without like any other purchases. It's

441
00:25:34,160 --> 00:25:35,960
Speaker 1: not like if you come in and have a full meal,

442
00:25:36,040 --> 00:25:38,240
Speaker 1: we'll allow you to have a birthday pezucky. You can

443
00:25:38,280 --> 00:25:40,760
Speaker 1: just roll up and be like it's my birthday and

444
00:25:40,840 --> 00:25:46,160
Speaker 1: they're like one one puzzucky. Not only that, but even

445
00:25:46,200 --> 00:25:49,280
Speaker 1: if you just register for BJ's brew House online, they

446
00:25:49,320 --> 00:25:51,600
Speaker 1: give you one free. So I actually have a Pazzucky

447
00:25:51,720 --> 00:25:56,879
Speaker 1: in waiting. You mean equity, You have an equity pezucky,

448
00:25:57,280 --> 00:26:01,119
Speaker 1: I do. The scam would be up with like a

449
00:26:01,840 --> 00:26:04,520
Speaker 1: off like not a government issued I D. But an

450
00:26:04,560 --> 00:26:09,400
Speaker 1: I D that a restaurant would except to verify your birthday,

451
00:26:09,600 --> 00:26:10,920
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? That would be like I'm sorry,

452
00:26:10,960 --> 00:26:13,080
Speaker 1: I can't take this for like iould be a driver's

453
00:26:13,160 --> 00:26:16,320
Speaker 1: license to get the pizzo key, but like then you

454
00:26:16,440 --> 00:26:18,320
Speaker 1: just print off your own bullshit I D s you're

455
00:26:18,560 --> 00:26:23,639
Speaker 1: eating for just rotate where you go. Another restaurant that

456
00:26:23,680 --> 00:26:29,240
Speaker 1: does that is Norms, which I believe is specific to California. Yeah, okay,

457
00:26:29,960 --> 00:26:33,840
Speaker 1: do your research, find out what local establishments you can

458
00:26:33,880 --> 00:26:38,480
Speaker 1: be scamming. Yes, yes, a laminating machine and start a

459
00:26:38,520 --> 00:26:40,639
Speaker 1: fake I D business on the side maybe if you

460
00:26:40,680 --> 00:26:43,800
Speaker 1: want to as well. I don't hit fraud to get

461
00:26:43,800 --> 00:26:53,040
Speaker 1: a free problem. Yeah amazing, Yeah it was. It was

462
00:26:53,119 --> 00:26:55,320
Speaker 1: honestly thrilling, and I thought, I can't believe I haven't

463
00:26:55,359 --> 00:26:57,520
Speaker 1: done this any other year. It felt like a scavenger

464
00:26:57,600 --> 00:27:02,800
Speaker 1: hunt her sickness. Yea, yeah. I would be like Tyrone

465
00:27:02,840 --> 00:27:04,640
Speaker 1: big Hums in that Chappelle show, a bit like going

466
00:27:04,680 --> 00:27:08,560
Speaker 1: into every place. I'm like y'o doing a birthday and

467
00:27:08,840 --> 00:27:11,639
Speaker 1: just go down the street every fucking business I go

468
00:27:11,760 --> 00:27:16,480
Speaker 1: to and just clean up. I just let's take a

469
00:27:16,600 --> 00:27:19,879
Speaker 1: quick break to just drink all all that in that

470
00:27:19,960 --> 00:27:22,800
Speaker 1: we just learned. I feel like I need to make

471
00:27:22,840 --> 00:27:25,199
Speaker 1: some some plans for the weekend. Right now, I need

472
00:27:25,240 --> 00:27:27,040
Speaker 1: to get a fake I D and then we'll come

473
00:27:27,040 --> 00:27:30,359
Speaker 1: back and we'll talk about, you know, the news that's

474
00:27:30,600 --> 00:27:34,600
Speaker 1: on everyone's mind or at least on every outlets front page,

475
00:27:34,640 --> 00:27:36,800
Speaker 1: and that is the death of the Queen. A lot

476
00:27:36,800 --> 00:27:40,320
Speaker 1: of takes, a lot of takes. Yeah, we'll be right back,

477
00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:57,520
Speaker 1: and we're back, and you know, Queen Elizabeth, I don't know,

478
00:27:57,600 --> 00:27:59,360
Speaker 1: how do you how do you put into words? Well?

479
00:27:59,800 --> 00:28:05,879
Speaker 1: But asked onto the nether world and this event hath

480
00:28:06,040 --> 00:28:10,760
Speaker 1: created many a reaction from around the world, from former

481
00:28:10,840 --> 00:28:16,520
Speaker 1: colonies demanding their ship back to Kanye seeing the light.

482
00:28:17,080 --> 00:28:19,919
Speaker 1: It is clear that this was a significant event for

483
00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:24,520
Speaker 1: many people and they're just it's like this, this really

484
00:28:24,560 --> 00:28:29,720
Speaker 1: put some ship into perspective. Stupid life is precious on

485
00:28:29,760 --> 00:28:34,280
Speaker 1: his Instagram, releasing all grudges today, leaning into the light,

486
00:28:34,800 --> 00:28:43,920
Speaker 1: best wishes and blessings to Pete Cutty, Daniel Cheery. Yeah yeah,

487
00:28:44,240 --> 00:28:48,080
Speaker 1: did he actually post that? Like the background, There was

488
00:28:48,120 --> 00:28:50,680
Speaker 1: one where apparently he posted one with where the Queen

489
00:28:50,720 --> 00:28:54,840
Speaker 1: had yeasy shades on no yes, and it deleted it.

490
00:28:54,920 --> 00:28:57,479
Speaker 1: That's alleged that there was a post that went up

491
00:28:57,520 --> 00:28:59,280
Speaker 1: with her in shades and it's like, okay, never mind,

492
00:28:59,320 --> 00:29:01,479
Speaker 1: let me pay more respect. And the one that's on

493
00:29:01,520 --> 00:29:03,640
Speaker 1: his page now are like pictures of her in her youth.

494
00:29:03,840 --> 00:29:05,360
Speaker 1: This kind of makes me wonder what he was like

495
00:29:05,400 --> 00:29:09,360
Speaker 1: in elementary school, right, because I used to do stuff

496
00:29:09,360 --> 00:29:11,600
Speaker 1: like this, Like if a paper was due, I'd have

497
00:29:11,720 --> 00:29:15,280
Speaker 1: to put my unique spin on it, Like, you know,

498
00:29:15,360 --> 00:29:17,240
Speaker 1: I'm not going to do a book report, but I'll

499
00:29:17,320 --> 00:29:23,000
Speaker 1: choreograph a dance with flashlights. You know, I think a

500
00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:28,400
Speaker 1: little bit differently. Mrs Campbell, this is my skin. Yeah,

501
00:29:28,440 --> 00:29:30,400
Speaker 1: I mean I guess it was. It really shook him

502
00:29:30,440 --> 00:29:32,520
Speaker 1: to his core. So he is no longer going to

503
00:29:32,640 --> 00:29:34,760
Speaker 1: go after that. I mean, bless his heart. I'm sure

504
00:29:34,760 --> 00:29:38,720
Speaker 1: he'll say some wild shit pretty quickly. More collage is

505
00:29:38,760 --> 00:29:42,280
Speaker 1: to come, yeah, exactly. But looking around, you know, you

506
00:29:42,280 --> 00:29:45,240
Speaker 1: look at the people of South Asian colonies, former South

507
00:29:45,240 --> 00:29:47,880
Speaker 1: Asian colonies, um, And just as a primer, you know,

508
00:29:47,960 --> 00:29:53,080
Speaker 1: the British extracted over at a minimum forty trillion dollars

509
00:29:53,120 --> 00:29:56,920
Speaker 1: from the subcontinent between seventeen sixty five and nineteen thirty eight,

510
00:29:57,120 --> 00:29:59,800
Speaker 1: so you know, a lot of fucking wealth was stolen

511
00:29:59,840 --> 00:30:01,560
Speaker 1: from that. And one of the main ways that occurred

512
00:30:01,640 --> 00:30:04,160
Speaker 1: was like through basically the British will collect taxes on

513
00:30:04,240 --> 00:30:07,920
Speaker 1: goods in India then used the taxes those funds they

514
00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:11,440
Speaker 1: just collected to then buy ship from these people and

515
00:30:11,480 --> 00:30:14,440
Speaker 1: then send it to England or sell it on for fucking,

516
00:30:14,640 --> 00:30:18,160
Speaker 1: you know, astronomical fees to other countries. But essentially they're

517
00:30:18,160 --> 00:30:22,040
Speaker 1: just like in built theft, which because that number of

518
00:30:22,040 --> 00:30:26,920
Speaker 1: forty trillion is um that's basically yeah, that's what that that.

519
00:30:27,360 --> 00:30:29,200
Speaker 1: But it's such a big number that I had a

520
00:30:29,280 --> 00:30:32,080
Speaker 1: hard time getting my mind around it. And so like

521
00:30:32,160 --> 00:30:37,360
Speaker 1: the GDP of the United States right now in the

522
00:30:37,480 --> 00:30:43,120
Speaker 1: year two is twenty four eight trillion, so that that

523
00:30:43,320 --> 00:30:47,680
Speaker 1: is an entire United States that was stolen from them

524
00:30:47,760 --> 00:30:50,320
Speaker 1: and more, yeah, and more and way way more. And

525
00:30:50,400 --> 00:30:53,440
Speaker 1: again that's based off the records they could find. That's

526
00:30:53,480 --> 00:30:55,640
Speaker 1: why again historians that actually have an eye on this

527
00:30:55,720 --> 00:30:57,720
Speaker 1: kind of ship, they're like, this is again at a

528
00:30:57,800 --> 00:31:00,800
Speaker 1: fucking minimum where they kept the receipts. They were like,

529
00:31:00,800 --> 00:31:04,000
Speaker 1: we're going to do this theft and keep receipts for it,

530
00:31:04,080 --> 00:31:07,280
Speaker 1: which not always the first instinct like, then redeem it

531
00:31:07,360 --> 00:31:10,720
Speaker 1: for a free puzzuki, right, And a lot of history

532
00:31:10,800 --> 00:31:12,480
Speaker 1: has been like it would have been a lot more

533
00:31:12,520 --> 00:31:15,160
Speaker 1: clear if the person was collecting taxes and then the

534
00:31:15,240 --> 00:31:18,719
Speaker 1: quote unquote buyer of goods was actually just the same person.

535
00:31:19,920 --> 00:31:22,280
Speaker 1: But really the one person came for the taxes and

536
00:31:22,360 --> 00:31:24,120
Speaker 1: someone was like, hello, I'm here to buy this thing,

537
00:31:24,440 --> 00:31:26,000
Speaker 1: just so you know, my pockets are filled with the

538
00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:28,240
Speaker 1: money that they just shook you down for. Okay, here

539
00:31:28,240 --> 00:31:31,040
Speaker 1: you go and I'll take that and you have nothing again.

540
00:31:31,280 --> 00:31:33,880
Speaker 1: So yeah, I think reparations might be in order there,

541
00:31:33,880 --> 00:31:35,560
Speaker 1: as many people have pointed out. But one of the

542
00:31:35,600 --> 00:31:39,080
Speaker 1: most controversial stolen items from the former colony is the

543
00:31:39,520 --> 00:31:43,200
Speaker 1: koh Noor diamond and it's breathtaking, you know, at the times,

544
00:31:43,200 --> 00:31:45,600
Speaker 1: one of the largest diamonds on earth, so naturally it

545
00:31:45,640 --> 00:31:48,200
Speaker 1: had to be taken to be given as a gift

546
00:31:48,240 --> 00:31:50,840
Speaker 1: to Queen Victoria to put in her crown. And the

547
00:31:50,880 --> 00:31:53,920
Speaker 1: diamond is valued right now like four million dollars. Other

548
00:31:53,920 --> 00:31:56,800
Speaker 1: people are just simply described as priceless. And this is

549
00:31:56,840 --> 00:31:59,440
Speaker 1: something the British government has refused to give back on

550
00:31:59,560 --> 00:32:01,400
Speaker 1: numerous occasions. I think right now it's in like the

551
00:32:01,440 --> 00:32:04,600
Speaker 1: Tower of London Museum or something, and eventually I believe

552
00:32:04,880 --> 00:32:10,360
Speaker 1: Camilla will probably also get to rock that thing. I mean,

553
00:32:10,440 --> 00:32:17,120
Speaker 1: she put so much time. We did it, Joe, We

554
00:32:17,160 --> 00:32:19,760
Speaker 1: did it, Joe. You know she's having it. She really

555
00:32:19,760 --> 00:32:21,960
Speaker 1: did it. But again, like this has been something that

556
00:32:22,040 --> 00:32:25,200
Speaker 1: British government has always been like, I'm not really giving

557
00:32:25,240 --> 00:32:29,280
Speaker 1: that ship back. How do you give them back? Like,

558
00:32:29,360 --> 00:32:31,400
Speaker 1: do you I'm picturing I mean the way in which

559
00:32:31,400 --> 00:32:35,960
Speaker 1: you would have to deliver I'm picturing the nearest target area,

560
00:32:37,880 --> 00:32:39,800
Speaker 1: or would you be really sly about it just sneak

561
00:32:39,840 --> 00:32:44,520
Speaker 1: it in with their postmates? Right? I don't know, you well,

562
00:32:44,720 --> 00:32:48,360
Speaker 1: considering how fucking rigid they've been in terms of like

563
00:32:48,440 --> 00:32:51,840
Speaker 1: reckoning with the history of colonial rule there, I don't

564
00:32:51,880 --> 00:32:54,320
Speaker 1: know what they do. Like David Cameron when he visited

565
00:32:54,360 --> 00:32:57,200
Speaker 1: India once he was asked directly about returning the Diamond.

566
00:32:57,400 --> 00:33:02,160
Speaker 1: His quote back was literally, they're not having back. They're

567
00:33:02,200 --> 00:33:07,040
Speaker 1: not having that back, like like someone's like Deadwood DVD

568
00:33:07,240 --> 00:33:11,200
Speaker 1: set the thing you're having, they're not having that back.

569
00:33:11,680 --> 00:33:14,000
Speaker 1: So like if we bring it back within three years,

570
00:33:14,080 --> 00:33:17,160
Speaker 1: you get a store credit. Right, Who knows what they're

571
00:33:17,160 --> 00:33:20,239
Speaker 1: gonna die. So now many South Asians are asking, like,

572
00:33:20,320 --> 00:33:23,160
Speaker 1: what's good you know now that Elizabeth is dead, and

573
00:33:23,160 --> 00:33:26,040
Speaker 1: it began trending like alongside her death, like pretty much

574
00:33:26,040 --> 00:33:28,400
Speaker 1: instantly on Twitter. We're like, okay, now what's up? Like

575
00:33:28,480 --> 00:33:31,600
Speaker 1: we this we were not forgetting about this fucking epic

576
00:33:31,680 --> 00:33:36,320
Speaker 1: theft Like Iran, Pakistan, Afghanistan, in India, they all consider

577
00:33:36,360 --> 00:33:41,280
Speaker 1: this diamond stolen goods, despite the British insistence that it

578
00:33:41,400 --> 00:33:47,400
Speaker 1: was a gift that we acquired the legally, so you know,

579
00:33:48,240 --> 00:33:50,360
Speaker 1: let's just let's just fucking let's just call it that.

580
00:33:50,520 --> 00:33:52,360
Speaker 1: But more than that, I think for a lot of people,

581
00:33:52,440 --> 00:33:56,120
Speaker 1: just sort of the reluctance to return the diamond sort

582
00:33:56,120 --> 00:33:59,120
Speaker 1: of underscores just how the British government has just refused

583
00:33:59,120 --> 00:34:01,680
Speaker 1: to really wreck with all of the atrocities of their

584
00:34:01,840 --> 00:34:04,360
Speaker 1: colonial rule. And I think that's a big part of

585
00:34:04,400 --> 00:34:06,360
Speaker 1: it as well. Uh. And again I'm speaking as a

586
00:34:06,560 --> 00:34:09,879
Speaker 1: speaking on this as an American very superficially, but it's wild.

587
00:34:09,880 --> 00:34:13,439
Speaker 1: Did you see, Like again, many countries have many things

588
00:34:13,520 --> 00:34:17,520
Speaker 1: that they consider stolen, and it's just the second this

589
00:34:17,560 --> 00:34:21,359
Speaker 1: thing happens, like please have a reckoning with this, Like

590
00:34:21,600 --> 00:34:24,239
Speaker 1: the one thing which is wild is because people there

591
00:34:24,239 --> 00:34:26,279
Speaker 1: seems to be like monarchists who are like this is

592
00:34:26,320 --> 00:34:28,400
Speaker 1: a song day, like we shouldn't you know, it's just

593
00:34:28,480 --> 00:34:31,040
Speaker 1: like really, I don't have the words to speak, while

594
00:34:31,080 --> 00:34:34,080
Speaker 1: many others are like, let me break down that, like

595
00:34:34,280 --> 00:34:37,080
Speaker 1: my parents were born under colonial rule. Here are the

596
00:34:37,120 --> 00:34:40,400
Speaker 1: things that I know. And so it's just a very

597
00:34:40,719 --> 00:34:45,520
Speaker 1: the royalist take that you just described seems to also

598
00:34:45,600 --> 00:34:50,600
Speaker 1: be the mainstream media take, like it's all been like

599
00:34:50,719 --> 00:34:54,240
Speaker 1: we we treat this very solemnly, like we at Lego

600
00:34:54,760 --> 00:34:58,440
Speaker 1: like need to like stay black and white picture of

601
00:34:58,520 --> 00:35:00,960
Speaker 1: like a Lego figure of the Queen and be like

602
00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:05,680
Speaker 1: we're we're heartbroken and in mourning over here. And you know,

603
00:35:05,719 --> 00:35:07,799
Speaker 1: I have a friend who is over there and had

604
00:35:07,800 --> 00:35:10,319
Speaker 1: tickets to a comedy show and they just canceled it.

605
00:35:10,719 --> 00:35:14,400
Speaker 1: Like the like comedians were like we this is no

606
00:35:14,680 --> 00:35:17,880
Speaker 1: time to laugh. Was kind of how it seemed to me.

607
00:35:18,480 --> 00:35:22,080
Speaker 1: There's also like a great CNN clip where a they're

608
00:35:22,120 --> 00:35:24,720
Speaker 1: interviewing a bunch of people in London on the street

609
00:35:24,760 --> 00:35:26,600
Speaker 1: and they're like, how do you feel like you must

610
00:35:26,600 --> 00:35:30,360
Speaker 1: be absolutely gutted, right, that's what you guys say, and

611
00:35:30,440 --> 00:35:33,240
Speaker 1: the person they interview is like, oh, I don't really

612
00:35:33,280 --> 00:35:36,880
Speaker 1: care because of colonialism and oppression and her son being

613
00:35:36,920 --> 00:35:39,759
Speaker 1: a pedophile who used the power of the crown to like,

614
00:35:40,360 --> 00:35:42,920
Speaker 1: you know, prey on people. Should I say more? And

615
00:35:42,960 --> 00:35:46,880
Speaker 1: they're like, fair enough, yeah, except he did push her.

616
00:35:46,960 --> 00:35:48,880
Speaker 1: He was like, uh no, I wonder why why you

617
00:35:48,880 --> 00:35:50,799
Speaker 1: would say such a thing. And she just said all

618
00:35:50,880 --> 00:35:54,920
Speaker 1: that and he was like, over here, we have some Americans.

619
00:35:55,080 --> 00:35:58,520
Speaker 1: You're not a hater, are you? So I wonder I'm

620
00:35:58,520 --> 00:36:01,359
Speaker 1: wondering if it's I mean, I guess American media does

621
00:36:01,400 --> 00:36:05,360
Speaker 1: this ship when like you know, Ronald Reagan or George H. W.

622
00:36:05,560 --> 00:36:08,360
Speaker 1: Bush or like these people who are essentially war criminals

623
00:36:08,400 --> 00:36:12,160
Speaker 1: die like they do all get all solemn, even though

624
00:36:12,760 --> 00:36:16,759
Speaker 1: these are people who are are monsters. But like you

625
00:36:16,840 --> 00:36:22,400
Speaker 1: definitely wouldn't see comedy shows being canceled or so I

626
00:36:22,400 --> 00:36:25,440
Speaker 1: guess I'm wondering, is it that they are afraid they

627
00:36:25,480 --> 00:36:27,359
Speaker 1: just don't want to put up with the bullshit from

628
00:36:27,400 --> 00:36:32,000
Speaker 1: like the you know, Fox News viewer equivalent over there,

629
00:36:32,280 --> 00:36:34,920
Speaker 1: Like they just don't want to put the energy forward.

630
00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:36,759
Speaker 1: But it's just part of you know, but that part

631
00:36:36,840 --> 00:36:39,680
Speaker 1: of that it's been you know, the monarchy has just

632
00:36:39,760 --> 00:36:43,520
Speaker 1: been so yeahs of the culture there, so I can

633
00:36:43,600 --> 00:36:46,279
Speaker 1: imagine for them, it's just like because of that, I

634
00:36:46,280 --> 00:36:48,440
Speaker 1: guess it resonates in a completely different way, whether you

635
00:36:48,440 --> 00:36:51,120
Speaker 1: give a sh it or not. But see why out

636
00:36:51,120 --> 00:36:54,360
Speaker 1: of like the whatever decorum that is always you know,

637
00:36:54,520 --> 00:36:57,080
Speaker 1: like the sense of decorum that's given to the crown

638
00:36:57,120 --> 00:36:59,759
Speaker 1: and all this, Like is it a US president don

639
00:37:00,080 --> 00:37:02,719
Speaker 1: a former US president dying was what I had equated to,

640
00:37:02,840 --> 00:37:06,000
Speaker 1: but it might be more like a US president dying

641
00:37:06,280 --> 00:37:09,000
Speaker 1: or like a president being assassinated or something like that.

642
00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:11,759
Speaker 1: That feels like how they are treating it, even though

643
00:37:11,800 --> 00:37:15,160
Speaker 1: she was fucking nineties six. I think we yeah, we'd

644
00:37:15,160 --> 00:37:20,279
Speaker 1: relate more of our presidents wore hats. That's kind of

645
00:37:20,320 --> 00:37:23,360
Speaker 1: the main thing. Well, our greatest president did. It was

646
00:37:23,400 --> 00:37:29,480
Speaker 1: a big red one and nobody likes, oh wow, okay,

647
00:37:30,280 --> 00:37:33,720
Speaker 1: but I think you know, it's it is again interesting

648
00:37:33,760 --> 00:37:36,319
Speaker 1: to see all of like people come out with their

649
00:37:36,360 --> 00:37:39,080
Speaker 1: takes and people being aghast with some of other people

650
00:37:39,200 --> 00:37:41,239
Speaker 1: like how could you say that? And it reminds me

651
00:37:41,280 --> 00:37:45,880
Speaker 1: of like the summer. You know, fucking white supremacist violence

652
00:37:45,920 --> 00:37:49,280
Speaker 1: has been such an inbuilt part of American culture, barely

653
00:37:49,360 --> 00:37:52,879
Speaker 1: heard the words white supremacy. During that time, we heard

654
00:37:52,880 --> 00:37:55,600
Speaker 1: about police violence and we talked around it. And I

655
00:37:55,640 --> 00:37:57,799
Speaker 1: think at the end of the day, this because so

656
00:37:57,920 --> 00:38:00,279
Speaker 1: much of the critics like the anger is born out

657
00:38:00,280 --> 00:38:04,000
Speaker 1: of the empire and what that stands for that it's

658
00:38:04,040 --> 00:38:06,600
Speaker 1: then I don't I can't see the BBC being like, now,

659
00:38:06,719 --> 00:38:10,040
Speaker 1: let's kind of run down why the British Empire was

660
00:38:10,080 --> 00:38:12,600
Speaker 1: so fucked up and why these people might be feeling

661
00:38:12,640 --> 00:38:16,080
Speaker 1: so fucking turned up. Yeah, I think it's just in general,

662
00:38:16,160 --> 00:38:19,000
Speaker 1: like we can't we don't have reckonings like good faith

663
00:38:19,040 --> 00:38:23,000
Speaker 1: reckonings with like with our truly fucked up pasts, like

664
00:38:23,120 --> 00:38:26,279
Speaker 1: on a scale like that. But don't worry, though, not

665
00:38:26,400 --> 00:38:30,760
Speaker 1: everyone is going fucking woke five thousand on us, because

666
00:38:31,040 --> 00:38:34,160
Speaker 1: while you know, many people were getting their jokes off,

667
00:38:34,480 --> 00:38:39,439
Speaker 1: Tucker Carlson was absolutely fucking disgusted with how these people

668
00:38:39,440 --> 00:38:42,560
Speaker 1: were talking about one of the greatest empires ever on

669
00:38:42,600 --> 00:38:45,040
Speaker 1: our planet. Uh, And I'm just gonna play a bit

670
00:38:45,080 --> 00:38:49,600
Speaker 1: of him just talking about the good old days. To

671
00:38:49,680 --> 00:38:51,920
Speaker 1: this day, Britain claims to have won both of the

672
00:38:51,920 --> 00:38:55,840
Speaker 1: twentieth centuries World Wars, but together they destroyed that nation forever.

673
00:38:56,200 --> 00:39:00,600
Speaker 1: After victory came humiliation. The empire evaporated, and along with

674
00:39:00,640 --> 00:39:04,359
Speaker 1: it Britain self confidence and ultimately it's self respect. It's

675
00:39:04,360 --> 00:39:06,760
Speaker 1: hard to believe now, but Britain wasn't always a regional

676
00:39:06,800 --> 00:39:12,440
Speaker 1: banking center slash refugee camp. Whoa, my god, you're ready,

677
00:39:12,680 --> 00:39:16,879
Speaker 1: you're ready, You're ready, You're ready. Here we go, bill

678
00:39:16,960 --> 00:39:19,360
Speaker 1: place with a history and a language and a culture,

679
00:39:19,760 --> 00:39:23,800
Speaker 1: genuinely remarkable people, a country in the North Atlantic the

680
00:39:23,840 --> 00:39:27,799
Speaker 1: size of Alabama that somehow took over the world and

681
00:39:27,920 --> 00:39:35,040
Speaker 1: ruled it with decency unmatched by any empire in human history.

682
00:39:35,120 --> 00:39:41,439
Speaker 1: Somehow ruled it with decency. Okay, but again you see

683
00:39:41,440 --> 00:39:44,920
Speaker 1: how he's already he's using this already to be the

684
00:39:45,480 --> 00:39:49,040
Speaker 1: you know, evaporation of white culture. White tennis side by

685
00:39:49,120 --> 00:39:52,359
Speaker 1: talking about how to turn his refugee camp. It used

686
00:39:52,360 --> 00:39:56,000
Speaker 1: to have Coca CoA culture. Okay, we'll go on. The

687
00:39:56,040 --> 00:39:58,799
Speaker 1: British Empire was not perfect, but it was far more

688
00:39:58,920 --> 00:40:03,160
Speaker 1: humane than any other. Ever, it's gone now, barely even remembered.

689
00:40:03,560 --> 00:40:06,600
Speaker 1: Queen Elizabeth A Second was the last living link to

690
00:40:06,719 --> 00:40:11,000
Speaker 1: a truly great Britain. Uh huh. He goes on to

691
00:40:11,080 --> 00:40:14,480
Speaker 1: talk about what like in Africa. He's like, look at

692
00:40:14,520 --> 00:40:17,839
Speaker 1: what happened when the British left. You have idiom mean

693
00:40:18,200 --> 00:40:20,839
Speaker 1: and like goes down all these like autocrats and he's like,

694
00:40:21,120 --> 00:40:24,200
Speaker 1: and now China is their new ruler. I bet they're

695
00:40:24,239 --> 00:40:28,520
Speaker 1: begging for the British to come back. No, they're fucking not.

696
00:40:28,719 --> 00:40:34,160
Speaker 1: And also, I can't this the most humane fucking empire ever.

697
00:40:34,480 --> 00:40:36,960
Speaker 1: That that is, that's just that is. That's a premise

698
00:40:37,040 --> 00:40:40,400
Speaker 1: that does not exist. Those are emothetical concepts. That is

699
00:40:40,400 --> 00:40:44,560
Speaker 1: the benefit of having an audience that doesn't read, because

700
00:40:44,680 --> 00:40:46,680
Speaker 1: I can just make up. You can be like they

701
00:40:46,719 --> 00:40:49,160
Speaker 1: were so nice, you guys, Like you don't have to

702
00:40:49,160 --> 00:40:52,080
Speaker 1: read about the British empire history, you guys. They were

703
00:40:52,120 --> 00:40:56,200
Speaker 1: like so nice. Living under British rule is like super tight.

704
00:40:57,239 --> 00:40:59,239
Speaker 1: And you can believe me because behind me is a

705
00:40:59,280 --> 00:41:02,880
Speaker 1: photo of a lion. The graphics they're using are so bizarre.

706
00:41:02,880 --> 00:41:05,400
Speaker 1: One is just like an old timy like buggy and

707
00:41:05,440 --> 00:41:08,040
Speaker 1: then it switched to a graphic of the lion next

708
00:41:08,040 --> 00:41:11,480
Speaker 1: to the right exactly. And I mean like colonization is

709
00:41:11,520 --> 00:41:15,480
Speaker 1: all about power, dominant, subjugation, nothing. There's nothing fucking humane

710
00:41:15,600 --> 00:41:17,680
Speaker 1: about that ship. There's just you can't engage with it

711
00:41:17,719 --> 00:41:19,520
Speaker 1: in a humane way because that's that's just not how

712
00:41:19,520 --> 00:41:21,319
Speaker 1: it works. It was like saying, oh, they're the most

713
00:41:21,360 --> 00:41:25,560
Speaker 1: humane fucking murderer, right, Okay, I'm like, if you're out

714
00:41:25,560 --> 00:41:27,759
Speaker 1: there murdering people, there's no humane way to do it.

715
00:41:27,800 --> 00:41:30,279
Speaker 1: If you're out there kicking people off of their land,

716
00:41:30,360 --> 00:41:32,680
Speaker 1: saying oh this this is ship, this ship is mine. Also,

717
00:41:32,760 --> 00:41:34,279
Speaker 1: you work here. Now, I don't give a folk which

718
00:41:34,280 --> 00:41:37,240
Speaker 1: you say, else I'll kill you. That's nothing fucking humane

719
00:41:37,239 --> 00:41:39,839
Speaker 1: about that. But again, obviously someone with like a white

720
00:41:39,840 --> 00:41:43,640
Speaker 1: supremacist agenda would speak glowingly of a society that clearly

721
00:41:43,719 --> 00:41:46,920
Speaker 1: just put people into like categories of human or non human.

722
00:41:47,320 --> 00:41:50,279
Speaker 1: So no, no real surprises, they're right. And so then

723
00:41:50,480 --> 00:41:53,080
Speaker 1: immediately after that he brought on some people who lived

724
00:41:53,160 --> 00:41:56,680
Speaker 1: under British ruled us. But right, I have to assume

725
00:41:56,840 --> 00:42:03,080
Speaker 1: to just like talk speak untis on dope. It was, yeah,

726
00:42:03,120 --> 00:42:06,560
Speaker 1: exactly a bunch of cool characters that people would remember.

727
00:42:06,640 --> 00:42:10,480
Speaker 1: He's like, what would pocahon just have said, like, what

728
00:42:10,560 --> 00:42:16,600
Speaker 1: are you fucking talking about? Loking terrible for everybody. So yeah,

729
00:42:16,640 --> 00:42:19,480
Speaker 1: it's it's just it's interesting how again, like what we

730
00:42:19,520 --> 00:42:23,160
Speaker 1: see from the like just from outside of England, like

731
00:42:23,200 --> 00:42:25,759
Speaker 1: what those responses are. You have many people saying like

732
00:42:26,160 --> 00:42:29,680
Speaker 1: we do not forget the fucking terrors of living under

733
00:42:29,719 --> 00:42:34,880
Speaker 1: this rule, and like let's maybe rectify that. And then again,

734
00:42:34,920 --> 00:42:37,640
Speaker 1: this has also given fodder to like ghouls like fucking

735
00:42:37,640 --> 00:42:41,080
Speaker 1: Tucker Carls, like make it about really using the soft

736
00:42:41,160 --> 00:42:43,719
Speaker 1: focus filter. I don't know if they're using some kind

737
00:42:43,760 --> 00:42:47,640
Speaker 1: of new lens fox. Not to be superficial, but I'm

738
00:42:47,640 --> 00:42:52,200
Speaker 1: looking as it looks like an interview on Real Housewives,

739
00:42:52,239 --> 00:42:54,440
Speaker 1: like a talking head segment from Real Housewives. It's a

740
00:42:54,600 --> 00:42:58,000
Speaker 1: very soft glow, a soft glow. There's definitely a touch

741
00:42:58,040 --> 00:43:00,880
Speaker 1: of juwa German Volve. Yeah you, but shout out to

742
00:43:00,960 --> 00:43:04,480
Speaker 1: his his representative. They gotta argue that they got to

743
00:43:04,520 --> 00:43:08,120
Speaker 1: get that in the contract. Yeah you got to be

744
00:43:08,120 --> 00:43:12,719
Speaker 1: shot with a nice bloom. Alright, alright, well let's take

745
00:43:12,760 --> 00:43:15,920
Speaker 1: a break. Well we'll be right back to talk about

746
00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:20,439
Speaker 1: texting bubbles and the various colors. The blue bubble versus

747
00:43:20,440 --> 00:43:34,040
Speaker 1: the Green bubble wars are upon us and we're back,

748
00:43:34,719 --> 00:43:37,920
Speaker 1: and yeah, this this has been this has been a

749
00:43:37,960 --> 00:43:40,520
Speaker 1: thing for a long time, the war over the green

750
00:43:40,560 --> 00:43:45,439
Speaker 1: bubble versus blue bubble people. I've never understood the heat

751
00:43:46,120 --> 00:43:50,279
Speaker 1: that people get for having an Android, but but it's real,

752
00:43:50,560 --> 00:43:55,560
Speaker 1: it's real. We're like, oh, fucking green, fucking green, Yeah,

753
00:43:55,760 --> 00:43:59,439
Speaker 1: what the heck? It's a look if you're like, you're

754
00:43:59,480 --> 00:44:05,200
Speaker 1: into brand derived aesthetic that much like someone's text message,

755
00:44:05,239 --> 00:44:07,600
Speaker 1: going blue is not going to save you. But whatever,

756
00:44:07,640 --> 00:44:10,439
Speaker 1: that's a whole conversation. Yeah, I look down on people

757
00:44:10,440 --> 00:44:13,040
Speaker 1: who are like with Apple ship, But then like I

758
00:44:13,280 --> 00:44:15,359
Speaker 1: when when I was growing up, I was like, why

759
00:44:15,360 --> 00:44:20,759
Speaker 1: are you wearing rebox dude? Really? Yeah? Yeah, well I

760
00:44:20,800 --> 00:44:25,120
Speaker 1: thought like my one my one pair of Jordan's was

761
00:44:25,200 --> 00:44:28,040
Speaker 1: like the I wore those for three years in a

762
00:44:28,120 --> 00:44:30,799
Speaker 1: row until they was just because I was like, this

763
00:44:30,880 --> 00:44:34,080
Speaker 1: is the only acceptable thing from where would you ever wear?

764
00:44:34,640 --> 00:44:37,440
Speaker 1: The gloves for feet, the five finger vie Broom shoes,

765
00:44:37,760 --> 00:44:40,480
Speaker 1: what do you want to take on those? Yeah? Wearing

766
00:44:40,520 --> 00:44:44,799
Speaker 1: those on the basketball court is actually fucking hilarious and

767
00:44:44,840 --> 00:44:47,640
Speaker 1: like I wish I had done, it would kiss everybody off.

768
00:44:48,920 --> 00:44:50,719
Speaker 1: I feel like that's going to be the next thing.

769
00:44:50,880 --> 00:44:53,560
Speaker 1: I feel like the vie Brom they're called v Brom

770
00:44:53,600 --> 00:44:57,040
Speaker 1: five finger shoes. I feel like they're going to be

771
00:44:57,120 --> 00:44:59,880
Speaker 1: the new crocs. That's my prediction. Oh you're they're going

772
00:45:00,080 --> 00:45:02,839
Speaker 1: usurp crocs. I really think so, because not to bring

773
00:45:02,880 --> 00:45:04,799
Speaker 1: up my show again, but they voted one week on

774
00:45:04,800 --> 00:45:07,239
Speaker 1: whether I should try to make those popular, and the

775
00:45:07,280 --> 00:45:10,400
Speaker 1: next week someone screenshot at those shoes on the runway.

776
00:45:10,760 --> 00:45:14,360
Speaker 1: They were like, it's happening. People are wearing gloves on

777
00:45:14,400 --> 00:45:16,600
Speaker 1: their feet. Get ahead of it, Get ahead of it.

778
00:45:17,040 --> 00:45:20,680
Speaker 1: I've had socks that are like that. Yeah for the winter. Yeah,

779
00:45:20,800 --> 00:45:23,719
Speaker 1: my toes don't fit into them because because I do

780
00:45:23,800 --> 00:45:26,200
Speaker 1: have finger toes. Funny that they call them fit five

781
00:45:26,200 --> 00:45:29,239
Speaker 1: finger shoes because I do have toes that are the

782
00:45:29,280 --> 00:45:32,160
Speaker 1: size of fingers. Do you have Morton's toe, second tall

783
00:45:32,200 --> 00:45:35,880
Speaker 1: second toe? I have, yes, an extremely tall second toe.

784
00:45:36,160 --> 00:45:39,959
Speaker 1: Guess what, you're both geniuses, yes, and taller than my dad.

785
00:45:40,239 --> 00:45:44,120
Speaker 1: That's what they say in Japan that if that toes

786
00:45:44,520 --> 00:45:46,279
Speaker 1: bigger than the other ones, that you'll be taller than

787
00:45:46,320 --> 00:45:48,239
Speaker 1: your father. But for me, it just means I can

788
00:45:48,280 --> 00:45:51,200
Speaker 1: pick up garbage off the floor and pull out the

789
00:45:51,200 --> 00:45:54,279
Speaker 1: trash can and put it away with my feet. You're like,

790
00:45:54,320 --> 00:45:58,920
Speaker 1: my feet qualify as tells this pizza dough with my feet.

791
00:46:01,280 --> 00:46:04,600
Speaker 1: But anyway, back to the Android versus iPhone debate. So

792
00:46:04,719 --> 00:46:07,799
Speaker 1: I was an early fucking Android adopter, Like I had

793
00:46:07,840 --> 00:46:10,880
Speaker 1: the fucking g one when it came out, like from Temos,

794
00:46:10,920 --> 00:46:12,600
Speaker 1: like I think one of the first Android phones that

795
00:46:12,640 --> 00:46:14,560
Speaker 1: came out I had. I had the next this one.

796
00:46:14,920 --> 00:46:18,120
Speaker 1: I was all funk. I lived that fucking life in

797
00:46:18,160 --> 00:46:21,560
Speaker 1: the early tents, and at the time, I really enjoyed

798
00:46:21,640 --> 00:46:23,800
Speaker 1: the fact that Android is just a little more open,

799
00:46:23,960 --> 00:46:26,360
Speaker 1: like like you could run all kinds of apps on it,

800
00:46:26,440 --> 00:46:28,439
Speaker 1: Like it just was like a computer, like put whatever

801
00:46:28,480 --> 00:46:31,160
Speaker 1: the funk you want on here, like a super Nintendo emulator,

802
00:46:31,320 --> 00:46:34,640
Speaker 1: like go on, go ahead, Whereas like apples like like

803
00:46:34,719 --> 00:46:36,319
Speaker 1: you no, no enough, we don't funk with it, and

804
00:46:36,360 --> 00:46:37,839
Speaker 1: we don't approve it, it's not going to be there.

805
00:46:37,880 --> 00:46:40,480
Speaker 1: So I was like, man, funk that ship, right. And

806
00:46:40,520 --> 00:46:44,400
Speaker 1: then as iPhones became more popular in my friend groups

807
00:46:44,600 --> 00:46:47,360
Speaker 1: and like just around like in media where I was working,

808
00:46:47,480 --> 00:46:49,839
Speaker 1: I just sort of began to grow frustrated with how

809
00:46:49,920 --> 00:46:52,440
Speaker 1: disjointed texting would be sometimes if I was like sending

810
00:46:52,440 --> 00:46:56,600
Speaker 1: a picture or early on, god forbid a fucking group chat,

811
00:46:56,600 --> 00:46:58,960
Speaker 1: where like ship would come to me like in separate

812
00:46:59,000 --> 00:47:02,880
Speaker 1: texts from people and I'm like, what, you can't handle it?

813
00:47:03,920 --> 00:47:09,080
Speaker 1: So I switched to the Apple ship in just kind

814
00:47:09,080 --> 00:47:13,520
Speaker 1: of yeah, I know, look outside of your house, ripped

815
00:47:13,520 --> 00:47:17,200
Speaker 1: and open his shirt, Cower. It's wild because of the

816
00:47:17,239 --> 00:47:19,719
Speaker 1: first time, like any computing device I had was like

817
00:47:20,080 --> 00:47:22,759
Speaker 1: his Apple. So at that point I was like, gosh, Ship,

818
00:47:23,000 --> 00:47:25,640
Speaker 1: this will just kind of streamline everything. But I'd be

819
00:47:25,719 --> 00:47:27,640
Speaker 1: lying if I didn't say there was also just a

820
00:47:27,960 --> 00:47:31,319
Speaker 1: bit of like wanting to avoid having to explain to

821
00:47:31,360 --> 00:47:33,720
Speaker 1: people that yes, in fact, I was using a Nexus

822
00:47:33,760 --> 00:47:37,040
Speaker 1: one or like Android phone in this like work chat,

823
00:47:37,440 --> 00:47:40,680
Speaker 1: I will say, like, so, my sister in law has

824
00:47:40,719 --> 00:47:45,040
Speaker 1: been stay staying on the you know, on the non

825
00:47:45,120 --> 00:47:48,880
Speaker 1: iPhone grind for like since day one. Her pictures have

826
00:47:49,120 --> 00:47:53,640
Speaker 1: always looked much better than anyone else's pictures she had,

827
00:47:53,760 --> 00:47:57,000
Speaker 1: Like they're always I feel like the iPhone is catching up,

828
00:47:57,040 --> 00:47:59,960
Speaker 1: even though people like are like the camera's actually really awesome.

829
00:48:00,080 --> 00:48:04,279
Speaker 1: Like whatever phones she's using, like are always ahead of

830
00:48:04,320 --> 00:48:08,400
Speaker 1: the iPhone and the Samsung cameras, Yeah, Sam, Samsung cameras

831
00:48:08,400 --> 00:48:10,279
Speaker 1: typically are. And that's why I like, even with a

832
00:48:10,280 --> 00:48:13,160
Speaker 1: lot of reviews of the new iPhone fourteen or whatever,

833
00:48:13,680 --> 00:48:16,560
Speaker 1: mac Pro or whatever, they're like she's still ain't doing

834
00:48:16,560 --> 00:48:19,000
Speaker 1: the ship on the galaxy that should got space right

835
00:48:19,160 --> 00:48:21,040
Speaker 1: on it, like you can zoom fucking damn near in

836
00:48:21,120 --> 00:48:24,879
Speaker 1: the next state. I have a Samsung also as as

837
00:48:24,960 --> 00:48:30,960
Speaker 1: my backup phone, backup, I know why. What I like

838
00:48:31,040 --> 00:48:33,960
Speaker 1: about it is it's textural, Like it's has like a

839
00:48:34,040 --> 00:48:40,399
Speaker 1: gold like scaly texture. Oh. I feel like they're they're

840
00:48:40,440 --> 00:48:43,279
Speaker 1: not afraid to take a risk when it gets textile.

841
00:48:44,280 --> 00:48:49,200
Speaker 1: But this like war has been fucking raging on, you know,

842
00:48:49,360 --> 00:48:54,719
Speaker 1: for a minute, and it's like before it's always just

843
00:48:54,760 --> 00:48:57,920
Speaker 1: been I think played out through peer pressure. Right, Like

844
00:48:58,000 --> 00:49:00,239
Speaker 1: there's this article in the Wall Street Journal was like

845
00:49:00,440 --> 00:49:03,319
Speaker 1: lasking a lot of young people about like what their

846
00:49:03,360 --> 00:49:05,960
Speaker 1: relationship is to like the green bubble or whatever, and

847
00:49:06,000 --> 00:49:07,480
Speaker 1: a lot of them were like some people been like

848
00:49:07,719 --> 00:49:11,520
Speaker 1: I've been apologetic for turning a convo green, or like

849
00:49:11,560 --> 00:49:14,399
Speaker 1: other people like I feel cringe e like when they

850
00:49:14,560 --> 00:49:18,080
Speaker 1: somebody new text me and the ship's green like like

851
00:49:18,800 --> 00:49:21,120
Speaker 1: that like that thinking exists, and I think Google has

852
00:49:21,200 --> 00:49:25,080
Speaker 1: definitely knows that peer pressure is on Apple's side. So

853
00:49:25,280 --> 00:49:28,280
Speaker 1: in this ward now they have gone to full propaganda

854
00:49:28,360 --> 00:49:31,640
Speaker 1: mode and they're basically saying okay, I'm sorry, let me

855
00:49:31,680 --> 00:49:33,919
Speaker 1: let me back up a second. Google has said, look,

856
00:49:34,160 --> 00:49:36,600
Speaker 1: there is a way for Android and I message to

857
00:49:36,680 --> 00:49:40,719
Speaker 1: communicate better. It's through this like format called like RCS

858
00:49:40,840 --> 00:49:42,879
Speaker 1: that like we've developed it will it will make things

859
00:49:43,000 --> 00:49:45,960
Speaker 1: much more seamless because right now you either use SMS

860
00:49:46,080 --> 00:49:48,839
Speaker 1: or mms like old school texting to text like go

861
00:49:48,960 --> 00:49:51,680
Speaker 1: between because I messages its own thing. And they're saying

862
00:49:51,719 --> 00:49:54,719
Speaker 1: like Apple, if you just adopt this, everything's gonna be

863
00:49:54,760 --> 00:49:57,239
Speaker 1: all good. And Apple has been like no, funk out

864
00:49:57,239 --> 00:49:59,279
Speaker 1: of here. They're like, we're never doing that. Ship. Tim

865
00:49:59,320 --> 00:50:01,799
Speaker 1: Cook recently was that's directly about it, like, well, what

866
00:50:01,840 --> 00:50:03,640
Speaker 1: can people look forward to in regards of the green

867
00:50:03,680 --> 00:50:07,880
Speaker 1: bubble thing? And he said, by your grandma and iPhone. Wow,

868
00:50:08,120 --> 00:50:10,359
Speaker 1: that's how you could solve it. I feel like they

869
00:50:10,400 --> 00:50:14,720
Speaker 1: just need a better like a green campaign, like something

870
00:50:14,800 --> 00:50:16,560
Speaker 1: needs to be By the way, did you know green

871
00:50:16,680 --> 00:50:21,640
Speaker 1: is the color of the heart chakra That is kind

872
00:50:21,680 --> 00:50:27,320
Speaker 1: of a sick burn from Kim Cook. By the way, yeah,

873
00:50:27,960 --> 00:50:31,920
Speaker 1: your heart ear throat right right right? That shot of

874
00:50:32,719 --> 00:50:35,919
Speaker 1: Jeoffrey from Game of Thrones like turning blue, just all

875
00:50:35,920 --> 00:50:37,960
Speaker 1: that people ship coming up and be like oh this

876
00:50:38,120 --> 00:50:42,839
Speaker 1: you this how you want to end up? Okay, do you? Then?

877
00:50:42,840 --> 00:50:45,719
Speaker 1: Do you? But like, they have a full on TikTok

878
00:50:45,840 --> 00:50:50,319
Speaker 1: propaganda campaign going on where they're like posting like the

879
00:50:50,360 --> 00:50:53,480
Speaker 1: most heavy handed ship to be, Like, Oh man, if

880
00:50:53,520 --> 00:50:57,480
Speaker 1: only Apple will come around to RCS or whatever, then

881
00:50:57,520 --> 00:50:59,160
Speaker 1: we could all live in harmony. I'm gonna play you

882
00:50:59,200 --> 00:51:03,279
Speaker 1: one of these videos because it's just this feels. Oh,

883
00:51:03,400 --> 00:51:05,239
Speaker 1: it's wild. It's wild. It's like it's one of these

884
00:51:05,239 --> 00:51:07,400
Speaker 1: TikTok videos where one person is like playing all the

885
00:51:07,480 --> 00:51:11,239
Speaker 1: characters having a conversation about how having an android form

886
00:51:11,360 --> 00:51:14,120
Speaker 1: like fucked up their life. Fam late, y'all, I was

887
00:51:14,200 --> 00:51:16,799
Speaker 1: leaving my new booze house a new boo give us

888
00:51:16,800 --> 00:51:19,000
Speaker 1: the detail. Well, I want to show him to y'all,

889
00:51:19,000 --> 00:51:22,760
Speaker 1: but I'm scared. Okay, ladies, let's be supportive. Embrace yourselves,

890
00:51:22,760 --> 00:51:25,719
Speaker 1: because I have a feeling he's below average. Okay, So

891
00:51:25,840 --> 00:51:29,319
Speaker 1: look at these little photos and this pixelated video. It's

892
00:51:29,360 --> 00:51:32,160
Speaker 1: like the Stone age texting with him. Oh no, what

893
00:51:32,280 --> 00:51:36,919
Speaker 1: is that even a video of exactly that's my point. Well,

894
00:51:37,000 --> 00:51:39,480
Speaker 1: you know Apple does that on purpose to make texting

895
00:51:39,520 --> 00:51:43,120
Speaker 1: with everyone else suck, right, I'm sorry, what no, girl,

896
00:51:43,280 --> 00:51:46,600
Speaker 1: it's true, even though there's a better way. Apple uses

897
00:51:46,600 --> 00:51:52,280
Speaker 1: an old texting system when communicating with Android devices, like okay,

898
00:51:53,880 --> 00:51:56,560
Speaker 1: a couple of notes. First of all, way too many

899
00:51:56,680 --> 00:52:02,840
Speaker 1: characters track, So each of those like I I know listening,

900
00:52:02,880 --> 00:52:05,040
Speaker 1: it sounded like a person kind of giving a monologue,

901
00:52:05,120 --> 00:52:17,239
Speaker 1: but each of those it was six characters. Yeah, hard

902
00:52:17,320 --> 00:52:21,200
Speaker 1: to track. But also it's opens with like p O

903
00:52:21,280 --> 00:52:24,919
Speaker 1: V of like your new love something that's a that's

904
00:52:24,920 --> 00:52:27,360
Speaker 1: a TikTok thing, right they say p O V. But

905
00:52:27,480 --> 00:52:30,600
Speaker 1: it's definitely it's like the opposite of the O is

906
00:52:30,640 --> 00:52:33,200
Speaker 1: that is that Okay, we're all right with that, we've

907
00:52:33,200 --> 00:52:36,080
Speaker 1: moved beyond that. What's one of the maybe parties of

908
00:52:36,080 --> 00:52:38,920
Speaker 1: the conversation. But yeah, look we're using we're using familiar

909
00:52:38,960 --> 00:52:44,240
Speaker 1: formats to hammer through a very inelegant message. They even

910
00:52:44,239 --> 00:52:48,600
Speaker 1: had one where Kikey Palmer did a full blown fucking

911
00:52:48,640 --> 00:52:51,200
Speaker 1: sketch on her Instagram where she's talking to her diary

912
00:52:51,280 --> 00:52:55,200
Speaker 1: Kicky Palmer, and she's like she even posted like with

913
00:52:55,239 --> 00:52:58,279
Speaker 1: the same hashtag called hashtag get the Message, where she's like,

914
00:52:58,360 --> 00:53:01,840
Speaker 1: it's time to help at Apple hashtag get the message

915
00:53:01,880 --> 00:53:04,719
Speaker 1: hashtag AD where she's even there like and I can't

916
00:53:04,719 --> 00:53:07,000
Speaker 1: believe it, Diary. Let me tell you the reason why

917
00:53:07,080 --> 00:53:10,000
Speaker 1: it doesn't work. It's because Apple doesn't want to convert

918
00:53:10,040 --> 00:53:12,360
Speaker 1: to this other system. They wanted to stay in the

919
00:53:12,400 --> 00:53:15,520
Speaker 1: stone like kind of. It's like, it's wild how much

920
00:53:15,719 --> 00:53:18,480
Speaker 1: people like how like it's a full court press from

921
00:53:18,520 --> 00:53:21,000
Speaker 1: Google to be like, we gotta get more the message

922
00:53:21,000 --> 00:53:23,279
Speaker 1: out there to try and pressure it. But it's that's

923
00:53:23,280 --> 00:53:25,399
Speaker 1: sort of the state of things right now. And that's

924
00:53:25,400 --> 00:53:26,920
Speaker 1: wild because I, like, I think most of us, I

925
00:53:26,960 --> 00:53:29,200
Speaker 1: don't give a funk about green bubbles, obviously because I

926
00:53:29,280 --> 00:53:32,399
Speaker 1: used to be one. But the messages get through, that's

927
00:53:32,400 --> 00:53:34,719
Speaker 1: all I needed to do. It just speaks again, how

928
00:53:34,800 --> 00:53:37,359
Speaker 1: much like a brand base aesthetic, and like how we

929
00:53:37,400 --> 00:53:40,719
Speaker 1: align our purchases with like our identities taken over our

930
00:53:40,800 --> 00:53:44,920
Speaker 1: thinking to this extent, we're oh, you, like you're gonna

931
00:53:44,960 --> 00:53:48,759
Speaker 1: fucking avoid a person because they made a different consumer choice.

932
00:53:49,960 --> 00:53:53,360
Speaker 1: I'm having some memories here, Yeah, I was. I was.

933
00:53:53,440 --> 00:53:58,479
Speaker 1: I've been purchased shamed before. I remember in high school,

934
00:53:58,520 --> 00:54:01,040
Speaker 1: all my friends had rollerblades to Target and I was like,

935
00:54:01,200 --> 00:54:04,359
Speaker 1: these are only fifty dollars. I bought them. I went

936
00:54:04,440 --> 00:54:07,400
Speaker 1: rollerblading with my friends mine were so slow, Like I

937
00:54:07,440 --> 00:54:09,000
Speaker 1: was going at the same pace, but I just like

938
00:54:09,040 --> 00:54:12,560
Speaker 1: couldn't keep up. And then like we we all they

939
00:54:12,560 --> 00:54:14,399
Speaker 1: all had to stop and wait for me. And they

940
00:54:14,640 --> 00:54:16,680
Speaker 1: looked at my rollerblades and they go, oh, your wheels

941
00:54:16,680 --> 00:54:21,279
Speaker 1: are hollow. They were like clicking the street. I bought

942
00:54:22,040 --> 00:54:27,399
Speaker 1: blades and they were a toy of lades. I don't

943
00:54:27,400 --> 00:54:29,520
Speaker 1: know if it's the best analogy, but like this is

944
00:54:29,600 --> 00:54:32,520
Speaker 1: conjuring that because I feel like there's something there's something

945
00:54:32,640 --> 00:54:39,239
Speaker 1: classist about it. Yeah, immedately, like yeah, I was rollerblades

946
00:54:39,239 --> 00:54:42,480
Speaker 1: shamed and and so I relate to the people cringing

947
00:54:42,520 --> 00:54:45,759
Speaker 1: at the bubble. Yeah, like the shame view or the

948
00:54:45,760 --> 00:54:50,200
Speaker 1: ship they buy is like just sucking sad ass way

949
00:54:50,239 --> 00:54:55,480
Speaker 1: to like give yourself self esteem, but like kids do

950
00:54:55,560 --> 00:55:00,640
Speaker 1: it immediately. Yeah, yeah, you mean off brands necks, right,

951
00:55:01,000 --> 00:55:04,320
Speaker 1: you know, like what I got shark bites? Oh you

952
00:55:04,440 --> 00:55:08,359
Speaker 1: got little? Are those things? I don't know, you know, Yeah,

953
00:55:09,760 --> 00:55:11,520
Speaker 1: we have to free ourselves. I don't know. Maybe they

954
00:55:11,520 --> 00:55:16,160
Speaker 1: could combine color, why not turquoise bubbles? Right? That's so

955
00:55:16,280 --> 00:55:20,440
Speaker 1: I I don't know what the best thing for like

956
00:55:20,480 --> 00:55:25,040
Speaker 1: Google and Samsung, like the non iPhones is to do.

957
00:55:25,160 --> 00:55:29,240
Speaker 1: But they are I don't think this is going to succeed.

958
00:55:29,480 --> 00:55:32,279
Speaker 1: I mean they're coming from a position of weakness, right,

959
00:55:32,440 --> 00:55:36,160
Speaker 1: we just kind of a met We're nerds for caring, right, Yeah,

960
00:55:36,400 --> 00:55:39,520
Speaker 1: Like how invested are you in the color of the

961
00:55:39,600 --> 00:55:43,120
Speaker 1: message you received? Yeah? I have a very active group,

962
00:55:43,719 --> 00:55:50,240
Speaker 1: uh inter platform group chat with press. Thank you man.

963
00:55:50,120 --> 00:55:52,919
Speaker 1: I like to call a green bubble mess like some

964
00:55:52,960 --> 00:55:56,040
Speaker 1: people do. But like even then, like I remember the

965
00:55:56,040 --> 00:55:58,960
Speaker 1: early on, like one of the people send something like god,

966
00:55:59,040 --> 00:56:01,440
Speaker 1: I can't see the game, but then we already know

967
00:56:01,480 --> 00:56:04,160
Speaker 1: what the gift is because everyone's so literate in gifts,

968
00:56:04,239 --> 00:56:08,640
Speaker 1: like okay, is that one? That things passed very quickly,

969
00:56:08,640 --> 00:56:09,960
Speaker 1: and really at the end of the day, it's just

970
00:56:10,040 --> 00:56:12,879
Speaker 1: about can you communicate with each other? Yes you can?

971
00:56:14,760 --> 00:56:17,200
Speaker 1: And what but why are we also just communicating so

972
00:56:17,320 --> 00:56:23,320
Speaker 1: offten through tax? Yeah. I also have never noticed it before,

973
00:56:23,760 --> 00:56:26,480
Speaker 1: and I think that's not because I'm like above it

974
00:56:26,560 --> 00:56:30,080
Speaker 1: and more because I just like have like a broken

975
00:56:30,120 --> 00:56:37,000
Speaker 1: brain that doesn't just very limited bandwidth for roller blades, right,

976
00:56:37,000 --> 00:56:40,360
Speaker 1: because I had the nicest rollers. So I'm just exactly

977
00:56:40,760 --> 00:56:44,400
Speaker 1: I am on rollerblades at most times, so people, you know,

978
00:56:44,520 --> 00:56:47,200
Speaker 1: I'm too busy focused on that to notice what color

979
00:56:47,280 --> 00:56:51,440
Speaker 1: your bubbles are, to to the point that, Myles, when

980
00:56:51,440 --> 00:56:53,439
Speaker 1: you put the story into the dock and I read

981
00:56:53,480 --> 00:56:55,279
Speaker 1: the headline, I was like, okay, is this like some

982
00:56:55,480 --> 00:56:59,000
Speaker 1: very gender reveal thing. The war over green bubbles verse

983
00:56:59,040 --> 00:57:01,400
Speaker 1: blue bubbles is reaching its propaganda phase. I was like,

984
00:57:01,440 --> 00:57:03,080
Speaker 1: all right, this is gonna be like a gender reveal

985
00:57:03,239 --> 00:57:06,320
Speaker 1: right like this, I didn't even know what it meant. Damn,

986
00:57:06,360 --> 00:57:10,080
Speaker 1: you just transcend, man. I'm just like and like, that's

987
00:57:10,120 --> 00:57:13,040
Speaker 1: why you just need to subscribe to my program. It's

988
00:57:13,080 --> 00:57:17,760
Speaker 1: called the Actual Secret Secret. Yeah, and it's it's called

989
00:57:17,800 --> 00:57:23,560
Speaker 1: Blue Bubbles Abound. Oh my god. When what was the

990
00:57:23,600 --> 00:57:27,000
Speaker 1: beginning of this divide? Probably the second I message like

991
00:57:27,120 --> 00:57:31,280
Speaker 1: became its full fledged platform. So it's always been okay, yeah,

992
00:57:31,280 --> 00:57:32,760
Speaker 1: it's been like this from we need to all go

993
00:57:32,800 --> 00:57:36,880
Speaker 1: back to BlackBerry. Yeah yeah, Research in Motion, the company

994
00:57:36,920 --> 00:57:39,520
Speaker 1: that makes black great with thank you for even saying those.

995
00:57:39,520 --> 00:57:42,640
Speaker 1: Research in Motion is the name of the rim. That's

996
00:57:42,680 --> 00:57:46,560
Speaker 1: pretty weak. Research in Motion. Yeah, they're dealing with They're like,

997
00:57:46,560 --> 00:57:48,480
Speaker 1: they're dealing with a lot of Oh my god, rim

998
00:57:48,640 --> 00:57:52,800
Speaker 1: job at Research in Motion. I got a yeah, you go,

999
00:57:53,360 --> 00:57:59,720
Speaker 1: hey that deserves a rim shot fire Grandma. Oh my god,

1000
00:58:00,080 --> 00:58:02,840
Speaker 1: is a sick burn by Tim Cook because he's held

1001
00:58:03,000 --> 00:58:04,880
Speaker 1: from a position of strength. And I'm sure it has

1002
00:58:04,880 --> 00:58:08,919
Speaker 1: a writing team, but that is that's the that's great

1003
00:58:08,960 --> 00:58:11,680
Speaker 1: economy of language on that burn. By the way, when

1004
00:58:11,720 --> 00:58:14,080
Speaker 1: I said my other phone with a Samsung, my main

1005
00:58:14,240 --> 00:58:16,360
Speaker 1: was one A is a sidekick. I just want to

1006
00:58:18,160 --> 00:58:20,240
Speaker 1: I think that was I think we I think we

1007
00:58:20,360 --> 00:58:23,320
Speaker 1: got real sidekick energy from you. I was there too, Yeah,

1008
00:58:23,400 --> 00:58:25,880
Speaker 1: I think that's why. That's why I bought the g One,

1009
00:58:25,960 --> 00:58:28,240
Speaker 1: the first Android phone, because it was like a turned

1010
00:58:28,320 --> 00:58:31,680
Speaker 1: up sidekick. It had like a full touch screen that

1011
00:58:31,720 --> 00:58:33,840
Speaker 1: you could slide a physical keyboard up. And I was like,

1012
00:58:33,960 --> 00:58:37,360
Speaker 1: y'all don't fucking know. Oh my god, I missed. I

1013
00:58:37,400 --> 00:58:40,680
Speaker 1: want to hold myself on like a hot dog. That's

1014
00:58:40,720 --> 00:58:44,040
Speaker 1: what the sidekick was like, right right? Oh man, I

1015
00:58:44,080 --> 00:58:46,120
Speaker 1: got one of my two eight pages around here. Do

1016
00:58:46,240 --> 00:58:49,120
Speaker 1: you really just handy? I want to hold it like

1017
00:58:49,120 --> 00:58:52,840
Speaker 1: a jersey, Mike. This is my This was my Motorola two,

1018
00:58:52,840 --> 00:58:58,440
Speaker 1: a pager and could you type up something pretty confidently

1019
00:58:58,480 --> 00:59:01,480
Speaker 1: without looking like it is your old class man? It

1020
00:59:01,560 --> 00:59:03,760
Speaker 1: was so cumbersome and hard to use like the most

1021
00:59:03,560 --> 00:59:05,960
Speaker 1: I would flex with it, like at the club, I

1022
00:59:05,960 --> 00:59:08,040
Speaker 1: would have my big white T shirt on and like

1023
00:59:08,080 --> 00:59:10,400
Speaker 1: a big chunky belt and then you gotta put your

1024
00:59:10,440 --> 00:59:12,360
Speaker 1: two way on there so people knew you had a

1025
00:59:12,600 --> 00:59:15,200
Speaker 1: two way. And then I would go up and I

1026
00:59:15,200 --> 00:59:17,160
Speaker 1: would literally be like, oh, I'm getting a text and

1027
00:59:17,160 --> 00:59:19,200
Speaker 1: it would do the sound from Hollyback Young and would

1028
00:59:19,200 --> 00:59:23,880
Speaker 1: go boo, and I'm like, anyway, I feel like you

1029
00:59:23,920 --> 00:59:29,520
Speaker 1: could be a Kurtroom stenographer with that. Yeah. The most

1030
00:59:29,560 --> 00:59:32,120
Speaker 1: you could do like on this thing was you got weather.

1031
00:59:32,640 --> 00:59:35,920
Speaker 1: You could get sports scores from like three leagues and

1032
00:59:36,160 --> 00:59:39,920
Speaker 1: flight information. The email sucked, what the messaging was. I

1033
00:59:39,960 --> 00:59:41,920
Speaker 1: feel like simplifying would be good for all of us.

1034
00:59:41,960 --> 00:59:43,640
Speaker 1: I think we should all. Yeah. I think that the

1035
00:59:43,720 --> 00:59:48,640
Speaker 1: key here is moving backward. Yeah. I saw an NFL No,

1036
00:59:48,760 --> 00:59:52,080
Speaker 1: it was a college football coach was bragging about how

1037
00:59:52,160 --> 00:59:57,560
Speaker 1: his quarterback is so like locked into like just football,

1038
00:59:57,920 --> 01:00:00,280
Speaker 1: that he has a flip phone. He's like he's from

1039
01:00:00,280 --> 01:00:02,920
Speaker 1: breed Man. He's got he's got a flip phone. He

1040
01:00:02,920 --> 01:00:05,440
Speaker 1: doesn't even like have social media. So you know this

1041
01:00:05,520 --> 01:00:08,520
Speaker 1: guy's locked in. He's free. That man is free or

1042
01:00:08,560 --> 01:00:10,520
Speaker 1: he is like crippling anxiety and he's kind of doing

1043
01:00:10,520 --> 01:00:12,720
Speaker 1: the healthiest thing for him. I know which wanted, but

1044
01:00:12,760 --> 01:00:14,280
Speaker 1: he's locked in. But that would be good if that

1045
01:00:14,440 --> 01:00:16,920
Speaker 1: became like the cool thing. Does he bring it on

1046
01:00:16,960 --> 01:00:20,760
Speaker 1: the field? He is actually very good. Apparently he won

1047
01:00:20,840 --> 01:00:23,880
Speaker 1: a national title last year. Does he carry the phone on?

1048
01:00:24,280 --> 01:00:26,040
Speaker 1: Does he carry the field? I thought you were like

1049
01:00:26,080 --> 01:00:28,880
Speaker 1: being like, okay, Stephen A. Smith, Yeah he does bring

1050
01:00:28,880 --> 01:00:32,960
Speaker 1: it on the field, actually, Lizzie, Yeah, but does he

1051
01:00:33,080 --> 01:00:35,840
Speaker 1: bring it on the field? So funny. I don't think

1052
01:00:35,880 --> 01:00:38,600
Speaker 1: I've ever said bring it in my life. It seemed

1053
01:00:38,640 --> 01:00:41,040
Speaker 1: had a character, but I was just I was like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: he's he won a national title and he was a

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Speaker 1: walk on previously. So it's actually pretty a pretty inspiring story.

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Speaker 1: As exciting is my guy bring it on the field?

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Speaker 1: I got my fantasy oh ship Lizzy? So much fun.

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01:00:59,800 --> 01:01:04,960
Speaker 1: How it's been nothing short of a pleasure. Where can

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Speaker 1: people find you? Follow you all that good stuff? Follow

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Speaker 1: me at Lizzie Cooperman, Allies, z Y Cooperman, listen to

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Speaker 1: my show Lizzie Cooperman's in your Hands. And also another

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Speaker 1: thing they voted for me to do on the show,

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01:01:16,840 --> 01:01:18,560
Speaker 1: and the reason I talked about it all the time.

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01:01:18,720 --> 01:01:20,880
Speaker 1: Is it's my whole life right now. I have no

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Speaker 1: other existence. I have to do all the things they

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Speaker 1: voted for. Yeah, I don't know how you come. So

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Speaker 1: when you say shoes, I'm like five finger shoes. My

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Speaker 1: brain it's a mobile of like all this trauma that

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Speaker 1: I've been experiencing week after week due to these choices.

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Speaker 1: But yes, oh, they voted for me to become a

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Speaker 1: professional tarot reader. Also, so if you want to hear webing, yes,

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Speaker 1: if you want a reading, and I actually do tarot,

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Speaker 1: there's there's a gorgeous tab that says reading, So there

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Speaker 1: we can. We can do a reading on your favorite website,

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Speaker 1: zoom dot com. So those are the places to find

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Speaker 1: me and come see a show if in yeah, or

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Speaker 1: take the you know this is yes, come s I

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Speaker 1: hope it happens. I don't have the schedule yet. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: She was like, I need to connect you with the

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Speaker 1: other tour guy and I was like, you mean the

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Speaker 1: one who's not doing this. Ironically, it's so hard to

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Speaker 1: meet people who love the show like I do. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: right right, there's a meet up of my house to

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Speaker 1: watch This is Us three runs on Friday nights, you

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Speaker 1: should be at and then yeah, you just get indoctrinated

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01:02:27,960 --> 01:02:30,800
Speaker 1: into the this is this is us community. Oh don't

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Speaker 1: don't throw that paper cup away. Oh I'm sorry, I

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Speaker 1: thought it was No Milo Ventimiglia drank from that. That's

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Speaker 1: what you cry into cup. I breathe it in as

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Speaker 1: I weep. Is there a tweet or some other work

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Speaker 1: of social media you've been I took that literally as

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Speaker 1: media because I I'm in the middle of reading Clan

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Speaker 1: of the Cave Bear right now by Gene m Owl. Okay,

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Speaker 1: and that is the Plane of the Cave Go back

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Speaker 1: and watch the movie from six starring Daryl Hannah. That's

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Speaker 1: my piece of media. It's yes, it's based in prehistoric times.

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Speaker 1: The reason I'm reading it, Yeah, it's also part of

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Speaker 1: the thing. It's all part of the thing. Yeah. So

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Speaker 1: I'm supposed to be reading this and this week they're

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Speaker 1: deciding should I become an uber driver who only listens

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Speaker 1: to the Clan of the Cave Bear audio book in

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Speaker 1: my car? And what was the initial impetus? Was it

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Speaker 1: that this is a bad book or what? How did

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Speaker 1: you initially or you and your listeners initially become interested

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Speaker 1: in this? Can I say sc X on the show.

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Speaker 1: This was the first sex scene I ever saw in

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Speaker 1: my life. It was the first act of sex. My

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Speaker 1: parents were watching it in the living room and I

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Speaker 1: ran downstairs and I or I was like peeking around

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Speaker 1: the corner and I saw Daryl Hannah on the TV

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Speaker 1: screen like on all fours like, and I go, how

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Speaker 1: are they doing to her? And my parents were like,

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Speaker 1: go back upstairs, get out of here. It's been in

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Speaker 1: my mind for up like that image. It's imprinted. And

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01:04:04,680 --> 01:04:07,720
Speaker 1: so it came up in the podcast because I was

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Speaker 1: scared of the bear that lives in Eagle Rock called

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Speaker 1: the Eagle Rock Bear. I live in Eagle Rock and

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Speaker 1: there was a bear walking around my neighborhood. And then

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Speaker 1: they just saw two bears on the two tent Freeway

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Speaker 1: headed to Pasadena. Yes, they're out here. They were wearing

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Speaker 1: Palazzo pants. How did to Pasadena? And so I know

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Speaker 1: they're around. I know there are bears in the vicinity.

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Speaker 1: So the original thing was I'm gonna walk to in

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Speaker 1: front from my friend's house every day to let out

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Speaker 1: his dog. And while I do it, I'm gonna listen

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Speaker 1: to Clan of the Cave Bear and both of these

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01:04:40,400 --> 01:04:42,800
Speaker 1: things will help me to overcome my fear of the

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Speaker 1: Eagle Rock Bear, who I hope is alive and well,

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Speaker 1: much respect all the bears listening, but big fans of

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Speaker 1: the show. I didn't finish the book because it got

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Speaker 1: too hot out, so I said, well, now I need

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Speaker 1: to finish this, this thing you voted for. But should

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Speaker 1: I do it now as an uber driver and make

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Speaker 1: all the passengers, you know, all these innocent passengers exposed

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Speaker 1: them to the work of gene Amla, So we'll see

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Speaker 1: what happens. Miles, where can people find you and follow you?

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01:05:11,800 --> 01:05:13,840
Speaker 1: And what's a tweet you've been enjoying? Find me on

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01:05:13,880 --> 01:05:17,200
Speaker 1: Twitter and Instagram at Miles of Gray. Um. There's a

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Speaker 1: basketball podcast that's been I think described as one no,

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01:05:20,880 --> 01:05:23,800
Speaker 1: not one of it's actually described as the dumbest basketball

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Speaker 1: podcast on Earth. It's called Miles and Jack Got Mad

1142
01:05:27,240 --> 01:05:30,400
Speaker 1: boostiees Uh. You should check that out. It's an NBA podcast.

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01:05:30,480 --> 01:05:33,040
Speaker 1: And also, if you like ninety day Fiance, checked me

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Speaker 1: and Sophia Alexandra ranting about it on our other podcast

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Speaker 1: for twenty Day Fiance because it's a good time. Oh yes,

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Speaker 1: I mean, she can't go wrong with her she's she's

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Speaker 1: the goat. Uh okay, first one from that guest At

1148
01:05:48,960 --> 01:05:53,200
Speaker 1: unfortunately tweeted, can't believe they're going to make a man queen.

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01:05:53,360 --> 01:05:57,520
Speaker 1: This woke nonsense has gone through. And then uh at

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Speaker 1: Joe Underscore Climbs tweeted, what the world old really needs

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01:06:00,800 --> 01:06:07,400
Speaker 1: right now? Is the highest profile coffin flop of all time? Right?

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01:06:07,840 --> 01:06:10,640
Speaker 1: Is the funeral invite? Only? I mean there's probably they'll

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Speaker 1: probably be a procession through the street. Wow, yeah, okay,

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Speaker 1: Like is it invite? Like I'm expecting, Like mine hasn't arrived?

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Speaker 1: And should I check my spam folder or did you

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01:06:23,400 --> 01:06:27,600
Speaker 1: guys get your invite? I'll look all look tweet. I've

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Speaker 1: been enjoying ember Nick tweeted, if you're in line for

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Speaker 1: the throne, stay in line. And then just my, I

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Speaker 1: finally found a tweet that wasn't related to the queen dying,

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Speaker 1: And it's the outtakes of NASA astronauts trying to walk

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Speaker 1: on the middle We are amazing, yo. They it is

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Speaker 1: so strange. They can't walk. They keep they keep falling over.

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Speaker 1: I don't know, Like I don't know if it's there costumes,

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Speaker 1: I don't I guess that's not what you call them

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Speaker 1: their suits, their space costumes. They don't do the costume things,

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Speaker 1: just like the weirdly waited or something. But like you

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01:07:07,440 --> 01:07:09,480
Speaker 1: when you get on the moon and you get into

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01:07:09,720 --> 01:07:12,680
Speaker 1: like that half gravity that they're working with up there,

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Speaker 1: you apparently cannot walk and you just like follow into

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Speaker 1: It's wild. How like I saw that clip to how

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01:07:20,000 --> 01:07:22,680
Speaker 1: they are trying to reckon with their own like there

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01:07:22,680 --> 01:07:25,439
Speaker 1: many times or their center of gravity goes over too

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01:07:25,440 --> 01:07:30,000
Speaker 1: far and they're like, oh my god, they should The

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01:07:30,000 --> 01:07:32,640
Speaker 1: flopping they do to get back up is probably the funny.

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01:07:32,640 --> 01:07:35,200
Speaker 1: You should have just like pop and pushed back up.

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Speaker 1: But it's it is wild. It looks like shitty breakdance.

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Speaker 1: Can you wait lift on the moon? You could? You

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01:07:42,040 --> 01:07:46,080
Speaker 1: might like throw the weights into the vacuum of space though,

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01:07:46,120 --> 01:07:48,400
Speaker 1: like that seems to be the main issue that really

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Speaker 1: made me want to go onto them. I would do

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Speaker 1: that just yea like a football and be like, watch

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Speaker 1: this road off the movie was that Sible movie where

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01:07:58,920 --> 01:08:03,280
Speaker 1: she's spending I think about that. That's pretty much the

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01:08:03,640 --> 01:08:07,880
Speaker 1: it epitomizes anxiety. And when you watch this, when you

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01:08:07,920 --> 01:08:11,200
Speaker 1: watch these clips against the Hill Bloom on Twitter My

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01:08:11,280 --> 01:08:15,160
Speaker 1: immediate thought was, like, these are the most uncoordinated motherfucker's

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Speaker 1: I've ever seen. Like astronauts are coordinated right there, like

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01:08:19,000 --> 01:08:22,719
Speaker 1: little coordinated, strong guys who are good at math. Dude,

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Speaker 1: I can I'd imagine walking on another fucking surface of

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Speaker 1: a moon with its own gravitational pull. Like that's gotta

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Speaker 1: be like trying to like walk as the most fucked

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Speaker 1: up you've ever been, but like nothing makes sense, like

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Speaker 1: you replace your like feet with fucking cinder blocks of

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Speaker 1: crow walking, Like one of these guys was walking, I realized, like, oh,

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01:08:45,160 --> 01:08:47,960
Speaker 1: because they have hollow bones, like they just kind of

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Speaker 1: naturally hop around like that. Yeah, they did have Morton's

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Speaker 1: toe is a very intelligent crow, which they are already

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Speaker 1: pretty intelligent. When you find out your king, does it

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Speaker 1: come with a in a blue bubble or a green bubble?

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Speaker 1: The question? Did he find out by texts? Queen decide?

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01:09:07,880 --> 01:09:16,120
Speaker 1: He cringes. I think I'm abdicate. Yeah, I'm good. This

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Speaker 1: the least inspiring leader I've ever seen or heard of,

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01:09:21,800 --> 01:09:24,200
Speaker 1: King Charles. Do any think it's weird how old you

1204
01:09:24,240 --> 01:09:26,840
Speaker 1: are when you get good news in that family? Right?

1205
01:09:27,120 --> 01:09:29,880
Speaker 1: Like that never happens here it's never you know you

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01:09:29,880 --> 01:09:32,720
Speaker 1: you would be. I mean, I guess some politicians like

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Speaker 1: I guess for Biden A politics are maybe the only

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Speaker 1: field and politicians you're never an eighty year old orthodonist,

1209
01:09:39,040 --> 01:09:48,559
Speaker 1: like you're not going to believe it your Finally, you

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01:09:48,600 --> 01:09:52,160
Speaker 1: can find me on Twitter at Jack Underscore O'Brien and

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01:09:52,479 --> 01:09:55,519
Speaker 1: on the podcast Miles and Jack Gott Matt boost these.

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Speaker 1: It is an NBA endorsed podcast, like we partnered with

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Speaker 1: n b A and then made the dumbest NBA podcast

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Speaker 1: and existed, so because we think we use our heads

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Speaker 1: f y I that's that we it's fun. You can

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Speaker 1: find us on Twitter at daily zeke Geys for at

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Speaker 1: d daily Zeygeist, on Instagram, we have Facebook fan page

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Speaker 1: and website Daily zycheys dot com. We post our episodes

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Speaker 1: and our footnotes like off to the information that we

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Speaker 1: talked about in today's episode, as well as the song

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Speaker 1: that we think you might enjoy. Miles, what song do

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Speaker 1: we think people might enjoy? Oh? Man, Uh, this one's

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Speaker 1: called Strange Breathing from just stear j Y S t

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Speaker 1: e r E. And this track is it's like this

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Speaker 1: artist is very like d I Y like acro futurism,

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Speaker 1: like bedroom funk hip hop. It's why, it's just it's

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Speaker 1: different and like the bass playing is dope on it

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Speaker 1: the like the d I you'll you'll hear how d

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Speaker 1: I y it is. But like in the most like

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Speaker 1: he gives us so much character. So check this out,

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Speaker 1: really interesting track, strange breathing by it just here alright, Well,

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Speaker 1: the Daily se Guys are production by Heart Radio from

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Speaker 1: more podcast my Heart Radio, visit the I Heart Radio app,

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Speaker 1: Apple podcast wherever you listen to your favorite shows. That

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Speaker 1: is going to do it for us this Monday, but

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Speaker 1: we are back this afternoon to tell you what it's

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Speaker 1: trending and we will talk to you all then Bye

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Speaker 1: bye