1 00:00:00,160 --> 00:00:02,880 Speaker 1: One eight hundred d UI away now offering free remote 2 00:00:02,880 --> 00:00:06,280 Speaker 1: consultations by phone or video conference for any criminal offense. 3 00:00:06,360 --> 00:00:09,000 Speaker 1: Trust Brooke, Jeffrey and Jose's friends with a free remote 4 00:00:09,000 --> 00:00:12,159 Speaker 1: consultation from Bradley Johnson Lawyers. Visit one eight hundred d 5 00:00:12,200 --> 00:00:16,480 Speaker 1: uyoway dot com or call eight hundred away. All right, 6 00:00:16,480 --> 00:00:18,920 Speaker 1: it's time for your phone tap. And who would you 7 00:00:18,960 --> 00:00:24,279 Speaker 1: say is the most awkward person on this show? Me, 8 00:00:25,040 --> 00:00:29,639 Speaker 1: I'm gonna go alexis really kind of awkward. Yeah, I thought, 9 00:00:29,760 --> 00:00:32,480 Speaker 1: hands down me. Oh that's a good point. Yea. Yeah, 10 00:00:32,560 --> 00:00:36,640 Speaker 1: you are like I mean in social interactions. I'm definitely 11 00:00:36,720 --> 00:00:44,200 Speaker 1: awkward when it comes to conversations sometimes in social situation. Yeah, 12 00:00:44,280 --> 00:00:48,279 Speaker 1: and in her personal things. Not easy for me all 13 00:00:48,280 --> 00:00:51,440 Speaker 1: the time. But that's why today's call is perfect for me, 14 00:00:51,840 --> 00:00:54,960 Speaker 1: because my challenge was to ask a girl out after 15 00:00:55,040 --> 00:00:57,800 Speaker 1: revealing to her that I like to go by the 16 00:00:57,920 --> 00:01:03,320 Speaker 1: name mister Korn. Now, if that's not awkward, I don't 17 00:01:03,320 --> 00:01:08,160 Speaker 1: know what is, mister Corn. That's right, I'm gonna try 18 00:01:08,160 --> 00:01:13,280 Speaker 1: to make this sexy. Let's see how it goes with 19 00:01:13,319 --> 00:01:24,679 Speaker 1: your brand new phone tap right now on the twenties. Hello, Hi, 20 00:01:24,720 --> 00:01:28,720 Speaker 1: I'm looking for Celia. Is this her? Yeah, this is 21 00:01:28,720 --> 00:01:33,319 Speaker 1: Celia who's calling. Well you're not gonna believe this, but 22 00:01:33,440 --> 00:01:38,080 Speaker 1: it's mister Corn. Say that again. You're talking to mister 23 00:01:38,200 --> 00:01:44,039 Speaker 1: Corn twenty eighteen. Um, pretty cool, Huh. I don't know 24 00:01:44,080 --> 00:01:48,000 Speaker 1: what's going on. Really, you've never heard of mister Corn? 25 00:01:48,920 --> 00:01:53,640 Speaker 1: Sorry I haven't. Okay, Well, you know our town has 26 00:01:53,640 --> 00:01:56,280 Speaker 1: a big thing every couple of years, and I want 27 00:01:56,320 --> 00:02:01,400 Speaker 1: it a little while ago. I was mister Corn twenty eighteen. Okay, 28 00:02:01,600 --> 00:02:03,880 Speaker 1: why are you calling? You're sure you haven't heard of me? 29 00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:06,200 Speaker 1: Because when I want I had a really catchy slogan. 30 00:02:06,240 --> 00:02:08,480 Speaker 1: It was all over the billboards, you know. It said 31 00:02:08,520 --> 00:02:13,280 Speaker 1: a husk you can trust mister Corn. And my picture 32 00:02:16,480 --> 00:02:20,600 Speaker 1: I really can't say that I know. Okay, Well, maybe 33 00:02:20,639 --> 00:02:24,040 Speaker 1: remember my catchphrase, Oh no, mama, you forgot to water 34 00:02:24,120 --> 00:02:31,280 Speaker 1: the corn. Remember. I really don't have any idea what 35 00:02:31,360 --> 00:02:35,359 Speaker 1: you're talking about, and I've kind of short on time. 36 00:02:35,520 --> 00:02:39,079 Speaker 1: Can why are you calling? Okay? Well, so you know 37 00:02:39,120 --> 00:02:41,320 Speaker 1: a lot of people know me as mister Corn, but 38 00:02:41,720 --> 00:02:44,359 Speaker 1: my real name is Ritchie and I'm a checker at 39 00:02:44,360 --> 00:02:48,600 Speaker 1: the grocery store that you go to. Okay, yeah, and 40 00:02:48,680 --> 00:02:51,040 Speaker 1: I saw that you use your rewards card to purchase 41 00:02:51,080 --> 00:02:53,359 Speaker 1: some corn from us the other day. So that's why 42 00:02:53,400 --> 00:02:56,240 Speaker 1: I'm giving you a call. Because I'm running for reelection 43 00:02:56,520 --> 00:02:58,720 Speaker 1: and I was hoping I could count on your vote 44 00:02:59,040 --> 00:03:03,000 Speaker 1: for mister corn. It's time to shuck the vote. Are 45 00:03:03,040 --> 00:03:06,040 Speaker 1: you being serious right now? Yeah? I really want to 46 00:03:06,080 --> 00:03:08,320 Speaker 1: win again. Are you down to shuck the vote for me? 47 00:03:09,240 --> 00:03:12,240 Speaker 1: And you're just calling me to ask me to vote 48 00:03:12,280 --> 00:03:15,600 Speaker 1: for you because I bought corn at the grocery store. Yeah, 49 00:03:15,639 --> 00:03:18,919 Speaker 1: because you're a corn enthusiast, so you'd support mister Corn. 50 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:22,680 Speaker 1: I really wouldn't go that far. I mean, I just 51 00:03:22,720 --> 00:03:25,240 Speaker 1: bought some corn, Okay, I mean, I guess I get 52 00:03:25,280 --> 00:03:28,320 Speaker 1: that everybody's not as passionate about corn as me. But 53 00:03:28,480 --> 00:03:30,280 Speaker 1: I just have to ask you a few corn questions 54 00:03:30,480 --> 00:03:34,240 Speaker 1: if you don't mind, you know, I really don't have. 55 00:03:34,560 --> 00:03:37,480 Speaker 1: So do you know if you preferred a hard corn 56 00:03:37,560 --> 00:03:43,000 Speaker 1: poor or a soft corn poor? Ah? What did you 57 00:03:43,040 --> 00:03:46,840 Speaker 1: just say? It's a corn joke, you know, hard corn, 58 00:03:47,080 --> 00:03:51,040 Speaker 1: soft corn. I'm just seeing if it sticks. I really 59 00:03:51,080 --> 00:03:53,120 Speaker 1: need to go Okay, No, well, hold on. Just the 60 00:03:53,160 --> 00:03:56,080 Speaker 1: truth is, I didn't just look up your rewards card 61 00:03:56,160 --> 00:03:59,440 Speaker 1: number because you bought corn. I also thought you were 62 00:03:59,440 --> 00:04:02,800 Speaker 1: pretty cute. I saw you in the check outline and 63 00:04:02,880 --> 00:04:05,400 Speaker 1: I thought, I don't know, maybe you and me can 64 00:04:05,440 --> 00:04:10,960 Speaker 1: shuck it sometime. Oh wow, I know. I know you're thinking. 65 00:04:10,960 --> 00:04:14,560 Speaker 1: You're thinking, wow, did mister Corne just ask me out 66 00:04:15,200 --> 00:04:18,800 Speaker 1: and you'd be corn popping? Correct? Mister Corne's very interested. 67 00:04:19,839 --> 00:04:24,359 Speaker 1: I actually have a boyfriend. No, that's not true, because 68 00:04:24,400 --> 00:04:28,840 Speaker 1: mister Corne. Talk to your mom. What. Yeah, she's in 69 00:04:28,880 --> 00:04:32,120 Speaker 1: the reward system too. She told me all about you 70 00:04:32,400 --> 00:04:35,080 Speaker 1: and how you've been single for at least six months. 71 00:04:35,440 --> 00:04:39,840 Speaker 1: Oh my god. Yeah, rough breakup with Nathan. I'll tell 72 00:04:39,839 --> 00:04:42,440 Speaker 1: you he doesn't deserve you. I need to go and 73 00:04:42,480 --> 00:04:44,440 Speaker 1: I need to talk to my mom. Well, hold on, 74 00:04:44,600 --> 00:04:46,680 Speaker 1: there is one more thing. Your mom told me that 75 00:04:46,800 --> 00:04:51,160 Speaker 1: I could not believe. Okay, what did she say? She 76 00:04:51,240 --> 00:04:53,359 Speaker 1: said you're just the type that would fall for a 77 00:04:53,360 --> 00:04:57,000 Speaker 1: prank phone call? Is that true? Did mister Corne get you? 78 00:04:58,160 --> 00:05:01,560 Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's okay. You can tell mister corn. 79 00:05:04,880 --> 00:05:07,279 Speaker 1: I don't even know what to say. Yeah, if you 80 00:05:07,320 --> 00:05:10,400 Speaker 1: can believe it, I'm not really mister Corne. My name's 81 00:05:10,440 --> 00:05:12,640 Speaker 1: actually jeff from the radio show Brook and Jeffrey in 82 00:05:12,680 --> 00:05:14,680 Speaker 1: the Morning and we're doing a phone tap on you. 83 00:05:15,839 --> 00:05:20,320 Speaker 1: Oh my god, I was starting to get a little worried. Well, 84 00:05:20,360 --> 00:05:23,120 Speaker 1: don't blame me, blame your mom, Kimberly. She's the one 85 00:05:23,160 --> 00:05:25,479 Speaker 1: that did this because she said, you hate that she's 86 00:05:25,480 --> 00:05:29,479 Speaker 1: been trying to set you up with losers lately. That 87 00:05:29,600 --> 00:05:33,839 Speaker 1: was one of the more disturbing instances. Oh, one of 88 00:05:33,880 --> 00:05:38,080 Speaker 1: the more like maybe doctor Pickle hit you up. We're 89 00:05:38,400 --> 00:05:42,880 Speaker 1: Chef Chicken and Chips. Sounds like mister Corne has some competition. 90 00:05:43,600 --> 00:05:47,560 Speaker 1: Now we're getting weird. No, now we are. The rest 91 00:05:47,640 --> 00:05:51,120 Speaker 1: of this was normal. Just now it's well, we'll say 92 00:05:51,120 --> 00:05:54,560 Speaker 1: it's getting weirder. Okay, that's how mister Corn does it 93 00:06:00,120 --> 00:06:03,279 Speaker 1: weekday mornings on the twenties. Holy On Moving ninety two 94 00:06:03,279 --> 00:06:03,800 Speaker 1: point five.