Speaker 1: Brookings second date update. You have her schedule a date
Speaker 1: with somebody and then show up and that person isn't there,
Speaker 1: so you just go out with someone else. Yeah, neither
Speaker 1: never happened to me, but apparently it happened to Sean,
Speaker 1: who's on the phone for a second date update right now.
Speaker 1: Find out how that happened in just a second. But
Speaker 1: Shan was up, man, how are you good? Good? Thanks
Speaker 1: for taking my call. I'm curious what you guys? Thank you,
Speaker 1: no problem, Thank you for your email. Yeah, an interesting
Speaker 1: situation with your first date. Yeah, so I it was
Speaker 1: a tender thing and her name is Kate. We had
Speaker 1: a little flirty thing going as it happened the top,
Speaker 1: and then I offered to take her out. She agreed,
Speaker 1: and I go to show up and her roommate answers
Speaker 1: the door and Mike is Kate here, I'm here to
Speaker 1: pick her up, and she kind of just freezes a
Speaker 1: little and it's just like, um, sorry, I'll be right back,
Speaker 1: and so she just shuts the door and leaves me
Speaker 1: kind of hanging there and then comes back kind of
Speaker 1: takes a deep breath and she's like, yeah, a bit
Speaker 1: of a mix up here. Kate's actually out with another guy. WHOA,
Speaker 1: that's a lot of information. Why would this like horrible roommate?
Speaker 1: Why wouldn't you cover for her? Yeah? I don't know.
Speaker 1: I was just like I was kind of mortified, and
Speaker 1: I was like, all right, yeah, what did you say
Speaker 1: to that? Yeah, you don't really say much. I was
Speaker 1: kind of kicking my heel a little bit, just kind
Speaker 1: of like um, and she goes, you know, I'm not
Speaker 1: up to anything. Maybe we could just hit the bar
Speaker 1: down the block or something, and I'm like, no, I
Speaker 1: don't want this, like like a hidie date or something like.
Speaker 1: She legitimately felt bad for me, Like I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: you should be dating somebody. I'll go out with you.
Speaker 1: So I kind of reluctantly agreed. Okay, But I mean
Speaker 1: you were attracted to her, so you agreed, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: she was cute kind of okay, Well what happened? Well
Speaker 1: we went to the bar and we had a few drinks,
Speaker 1: but she couldn't get off this like I'm so sorry,
Speaker 1: Oh god, that's so awful. Like I kind of really
Speaker 1: wanted to forget about it. Yeah, yeah, like you have
Speaker 1: to keep harping on it. Can we just hang out,
Speaker 1: you not remind me that I was just stood up
Speaker 1: and drinking, like cheers to you, being so that is lonely. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So I was doing what I could to kind of
Speaker 1: change the subject, and she would just go right back
Speaker 1: and be like again, I'm so sorry, and I'm like, yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: that's fine, you know, And then she even said I bet,
Speaker 1: I bet Kate's not having as much fun right now,
Speaker 1: and she would be with you, like I'm sure the
Speaker 1: guy that she's out with is worse or something. It's worse.
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, that's a nice compliment to be, like,
Speaker 1: she was complimenting you, like you're fun to hang out with.
Speaker 1: But if she put it that way, like maybe that
Speaker 1: guy's worse than you would be hard but maybe like
Speaker 1: you're pretty bad, but the god you should see what
Speaker 1: she drags home from Tinder is terrible to you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean I thought that this woman was, like, I
Speaker 1: don't know, maybe attracted to you and that's why she offered.
Speaker 1: But it really, I mean, I think you're right. It
Speaker 1: really does sound like it was out of pure pity. Well,
Speaker 1: it did get better from there. In another attempt to
Speaker 1: change the subject, I asked if she wanted to play
Speaker 1: a game, and she perked up and she was like sure,
Speaker 1: and I was like, all right, it's called put it
Speaker 1: in the Hole the first day. Yeah, and it's not
Speaker 1: a very complicated game. You just take whatever bar food
Speaker 1: is near you and you throw it in each other's
Speaker 1: mouth and you get a little further and further away.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, and the people sitting around you hate you
Speaker 1: because they keep getting hit by pretzels in the head.
Speaker 1: But that's cool, is an understatement. We cleared the bar out,
Speaker 1: all right, so you and her playing put it in
Speaker 1: the hole in the bar and just like screaming if
Speaker 1: you get it in the hole, like yeah, but he
Speaker 1: won the Super Bowl, right right. It turned out to
Speaker 1: be like a total like fun activity that we had
Speaker 1: because we were drinking and we were laughing, and we're
Speaker 1: even like having a conversation about real things like while
Speaker 1: we're hurling food at each other's cool. So I mean
Speaker 1: I turned into like we're having the time of our
Speaker 1: lives in this really weird way. So I got it
Speaker 1: in my head to make a move on her. Oh
Speaker 1: the way you worded that sounds like it didn't go
Speaker 1: over well, well, I don't know, Um, so I she
Speaker 1: caught one, right, and I was like, I don't think
Speaker 1: that went in, let me look, And so I approached
Speaker 1: her and when she let me look in, I kissed her.
Speaker 1: Kissed her like gaping open mouth, but she wasn't expecting it. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: her mouthful, all right? Did she like that? She did.
Speaker 1: So the night goes on, it gets a little fuzzy,
Speaker 1: and she wants to go home, and I'm like, I
Speaker 1: gotta not try to like take her home at this point,
Speaker 1: even though it kind of goes against everything, right, And
Speaker 1: so I took her home. There wasn't a kiss at
Speaker 1: the door, but we were laughing and I was like,
Speaker 1: I should go. And the next day I fixed her
Speaker 1: once and I called her once and I heard like
Speaker 1: absolutely nothing. And I thought after a date like that,
Speaker 1: I would I would totally hear something. And I don't
Speaker 1: know if she was like felt like she was stepping
Speaker 1: on Kate's feet or like, I know, it's just so
Speaker 1: weird that that a night like that, I'm just getting
Speaker 1: like ghost. Do you think maybe the roommate that got
Speaker 1: mad at her for going out with you? Well that
Speaker 1: is the theory that I just said, So good job
Speaker 1: to self pay attention more. I don't know, Kate didn't
Speaker 1: care enough to even be there when you guys were
Speaker 1: supposed to be on a date. I don't think that
Speaker 1: she'd be that territorial. Yeah, and I just see her
Speaker 1: like if the roommate came saw you at the door,
Speaker 1: then said hold on, I gotta check and then goes back.
Speaker 1: She obviously, I feel like checked in with Kate somehow. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think so, but I don't know for sure. All right,
Speaker 1: Well play a song and then come back and call
Speaker 1: her and get your second day update. Okay, awesome, all right,
Speaker 1: hang up looking jubil in the morning, Sate right in
Speaker 1: the middle of a second date update, and if you're
Speaker 1: just joining us. Sean is on the phone, and he
Speaker 1: was supposed to go out with a girl named Kate,
Speaker 1: but that never happened. He showed up to Kate's apartment
Speaker 1: and she was actually out on another date with a
Speaker 1: different dude, So he ended up hanging out with her roommate, Sean.
Speaker 1: What's her name, by the way, we never got the
Speaker 1: roommate's name, Chelsea. Chelsea. Okay, so he ended up hanging
Speaker 1: out with Chelsea all night. He said that they had
Speaker 1: a really good date, but now she's not calling him back. Sean,
Speaker 1: have you thought about the possibility that maybe you got
Speaker 1: cat fished? Oh? Wow? Think I have entertained that it
Speaker 1: just doesn't add up to that, but I guess it's possible,
Speaker 1: like fake pictures and everything else. Then you show up
Speaker 1: and she acts like she's the roommate. I don't know why, smart,
Speaker 1: but why would she catfish you in the nut call
Speaker 1: you back? I don't know, Like, that's pretty rude. You
Speaker 1: get stood up? Yeah, she would have just not gone
Speaker 1: on the date if she wasn't interested, right right, I mean,
Speaker 1: I don't get why to set up that whole sting
Speaker 1: and then do it this way, you know, well shrouded
Speaker 1: in mystery. Hopefully we can figure it out for you.
Speaker 1: I'm about to call Chelsea's the one we're calling, not Kate, right,
Speaker 1: Yeah I did. I never went out with Kate. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I know, I know. I'm just starting to get names confused. Now.
Speaker 1: That's more for me than for anybody else. All right,
Speaker 1: So I'm about to call Chelsea right now and find
Speaker 1: out why she's not calling you back. You're ready? Yeah, Okay,
Speaker 1: here we go. Hello? Hi? Is this Chelsea? This is she? Hi? Chelsea,
Speaker 1: how are you? This is Jewel from Brook and Jewel
Speaker 1: in the Morning. Uh, oh, is this about my dry cleaning?
Speaker 1: Because I'm picking it up today, I promise, Oh my god, No,
Speaker 1: it's no, Chell, it's not about your dry cleaning. But
Speaker 1: suddenly I understand who you are because I'm the same person.
Speaker 1: I will let them know though you're picking it up. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're not going to though, Let's be honest. Okay, I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: I don't who's this? This is Jewel from Brook and
Speaker 1: Jewel in the Morning. It's a radio show, okay, and
Speaker 1: we don't do drag cleaning, but we might start. I'm confused.
Speaker 1: Did I win, like I had a prize or something. No.
Speaker 1: We actually do a segment on our show called the
Speaker 1: Second Date Update. That's where if you go out on
Speaker 1: a date with somebody and then don't call them back after,
Speaker 1: they can email us to get you on the phone
Speaker 1: and try to find out what happened. So we got
Speaker 1: an email about you from a dude named Sean. Yeah,
Speaker 1: my god. Yeah, okay, I mean I know Sean. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he told us. He told us about how he actually
Speaker 1: was supposed to go on a date with your roommate. Yeah.
Speaker 1: He showed up, and I just I felt really bad,
Speaker 1: so I just I'd like, we can go to the
Speaker 1: bar and hang out for a little. Yeah, you pity
Speaker 1: dated him, is what he said. I mean, it wasn't
Speaker 1: like full on pity, because like, if I didn't want
Speaker 1: to hang I wouldn't have. But like, it's not like
Speaker 1: he had a date with me. Well, did you enjoy
Speaker 1: hanging out with him? Though? He thought that you guys
Speaker 1: had a great time and actually had a really good
Speaker 1: date even though he wasn't supposed to be on a
Speaker 1: date with you. Did he tell you like everything that happened,
Speaker 1: everything we talked about. I mean, here's what he told us.
Speaker 1: He said that you guys hung out at the bar
Speaker 1: and you played a game called put It in the Hole,
Speaker 1: where you try to throw things in each other's mouth.
Speaker 1: He told us that you kissed, and he said at
Speaker 1: the end of the night, you guys were laughing and
Speaker 1: having fun, and he thought it would be totally cool
Speaker 1: to hit you up again for another date. But he's
Speaker 1: tried to do that and you haven't answered him. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, the game was like fun at all. But honestly,
Speaker 1: he doesn't seem really honest and I'm kind of like
Speaker 1: skeptical if he was telling me the truth or not
Speaker 1: when we went out, what do you think he was
Speaker 1: lying about everything? Who once he said like he's been
Speaker 1: struck by lightning three times, And like, I honestly I
Speaker 1: don't even know anyone who's been struck once. Yeah, I mean,
Speaker 1: but like I could let that slide. But then like
Speaker 1: right out after he said it happened around the time
Speaker 1: that he was roommates with zach Efron, like before zach
Speaker 1: Efron got famous, and like, hasn't zach Efron been famous
Speaker 1: since he was like twelve? Like that just didn't make sense. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean there's definitely some flags flying up that say
Speaker 1: like compulsive liars. Yeah, well, I mean there's like more
Speaker 1: than literally the whole thing. I feel like it was
Speaker 1: a lot. He told me he like won the New
Speaker 1: York Marathon, but like he won, it was disqualified because
Speaker 1: he lost like that number that you wear when you're running,
Speaker 1: you know, he was running so fast it flew off.
Speaker 1: I mean, like he is in really a good shape,
Speaker 1: but like to win a marathon, Like, wouldn't I have
Speaker 1: heard about it? Like if I googled him, would have
Speaker 1: seen that? Like you know, so I know a dude
Speaker 1: like that who tells the tallest tales ever. And you're like,
Speaker 1: that did not happen, But like that's not even like
Speaker 1: that's not even the worst of it. I think the
Speaker 1: worst one was he told me he hooked up with
Speaker 1: like two Victoria's Secret models on Kendrick Lamar's private jet.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, roommates was zach Efron's on Kendrick Lamar's private jet?
Speaker 1: Hooking up with Victoria's secret models? He's getting stood up
Speaker 1: by your roommate on a Tinder date like that, right,
Speaker 1: there's a lot of things that are missing here, totally lying. Well,
Speaker 1: she's the one that called BS on it. Like I
Speaker 1: came home and I told her and I was like,
Speaker 1: did he tell you any of this? Like did he
Speaker 1: send you a picture of him like on a private
Speaker 1: jet or anything. She's like, no, this guy is a liar.
Speaker 1: Don't talk to him ever. Again, did you say anything
Speaker 1: to him on the date? Like, I like, who you
Speaker 1: are without all these big lies, Like you don't have
Speaker 1: to tell me this. I didn't like outright tell him
Speaker 1: that he was lying, because he does. Like the way
Speaker 1: he told the story, I started to believe him because like,
Speaker 1: what do I know. I don't know if it's not
Speaker 1: true or not, Like maybe he really does have this crazy,
Speaker 1: extravagant life. Who knows? Then we should ask because he's
Speaker 1: actually on the other line listening and wants to talk
Speaker 1: to you. But he's what he's on the other line,
Speaker 1: I wants to talk to you. Unless Kendrick Lamar try
Speaker 1: to call through, they might take any call. I don't know, Sean.
Speaker 1: Are you still there? Yeah, I'm still here. Oh my god.
Speaker 1: And I'm a little bummed out that you're kind of
Speaker 1: like questioning my integrity. I mean, it's it's all of
Speaker 1: the things, like you're not that old, How could you
Speaker 1: have experienced all of this stuff? Well, I don't know
Speaker 1: what I have. I mean, getting hit by lightning three
Speaker 1: times in a row isn't exactly a breaking thing. And
Speaker 1: I have medical records it says I've been lit up,
Speaker 1: lit up. I mean, they do say, don't they say,
Speaker 1: Like once you get hit once, you have a greater
Speaker 1: chance of getting hit again. Isn't that what? I don't
Speaker 1: have to convince me that's true. Aren't you like supposed
Speaker 1: to have marks on your body when you're hit by lightning?
Speaker 1: Like I must have passed through me in a way
Speaker 1: that just jolted all my organs for a second. Oh,
Speaker 1: I'm having a hard time because you are believable, and
Speaker 1: you did stay on the phone through all this, Like
Speaker 1: if you were a big, fat liar, I would think
Speaker 1: you would have hugged up on us right now. Like
Speaker 1: the Zach Effron thing, he was shooting in the area,
Speaker 1: I'm very good friends with his friend. He stayed at
Speaker 1: my place for a week, But does count is a roommate? Okay,
Speaker 1: So Zach Efron slept on your couch for a week
Speaker 1: or something like that. Yeah, And as far as the
Speaker 1: Victoria's Secret Model thing, that really did happen, and I
Speaker 1: was on Kenda Lamar's plane. Kenda Lamar was not there,
Speaker 1: but I had to sign an NDA, which means I
Speaker 1: shouldn't be even talking about it at all on the radio.
Speaker 1: It's probably a huge no no. But like I can't.
Speaker 1: I mean, I have have pictures, I can't even show them.
Speaker 1: But it happens. Why do you have pictures of where
Speaker 1: everyone has their phones out and stuff, So people were
Speaker 1: filming you hook up with the Victoria's Secret Models and
Speaker 1: Kendrick Lamar's plane. Yeah, I didn't just be clear like
Speaker 1: I didn't sleep with them. I just was hooking up
Speaker 1: with them and drinking sham being on the plane. And hey,
Speaker 1: to be fair at Chelsea, if I was hooking up
Speaker 1: with Victoria's secret models, I would also have pictures of it,
Speaker 1: like that is a moment that you only get once
Speaker 1: in life. All right, what about you riding across the
Speaker 1: country on horseback? Does that really happen? Okay, that story
Speaker 1: is slightly different. Um, yeah, I rode across country on horseback.
Speaker 1: But what I didn't tell you is that I wrote
Speaker 1: back as well. And that was then I thought. I
Speaker 1: was like, oh, I'm gonna be bragg And if I
Speaker 1: say I did a round trip one times one time,
Speaker 1: riding across the country on horseback raises enough questions. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you don't need to add that you rode back. You
Speaker 1: can see all these stories sound pretty made up though, right, Look,
Speaker 1: you don't have to believe me on this, but they happened.
Speaker 1: I was there, I lived it. You're pretty convincing, and
Speaker 1: I actually believe the horseback that. The one I have
Speaker 1: a problem with, Sean is the marathon you won, The
Speaker 1: New York City Marathon I won in my won in
Speaker 1: my division. How look, you don't have to griel me
Speaker 1: like I'm some sort of liar. I know the truth.
Speaker 1: I was there, you weren't there, So get off my job. Okay,
Speaker 1: what about you escaping the Mexican cartels? Did that really happen?
Speaker 1: You escape the Mexican cartel? Oh? My god? All right? So,
Speaker 1: first of all, what I was doing down there? And
Speaker 1: I was a dumb kid, and I was trying to
Speaker 1: buy weed, and I got in the wrong place at
Speaker 1: the wrong time, and they took me for ransom. They
Speaker 1: take people for ransom. They call their families and they're like,
Speaker 1: give me money and we'll let them go trying to
Speaker 1: buy weed, and then I run up like in the
Speaker 1: middle of a huge coke deal between the cartels. It happened.
Speaker 1: It's rampant down there, and so I got I'll tell
Speaker 1: you how I got out of there. It wasn't very fancy,
Speaker 1: but we basically became friends, all of us, and joked
Speaker 1: around and smoke and drank while they waited for their money.
Speaker 1: And they trusted me enough to go take a leak
Speaker 1: out on the back deck and I just hooked it
Speaker 1: and ran. So you're either the most interesting man on
Speaker 1: the planet, or you're the biggest liar we've ever met.
Speaker 1: I am known for being the unluckiest and luckiest guy
Speaker 1: on the planet at the same time. All right, well,
Speaker 1: who knows you like that, though, Chelsea? Would you like
Speaker 1: to get would you like for Sean to prove it
Speaker 1: to you? Would you go on a second date with Sean?
Speaker 1: We'll pay for it, and then you guys can sit
Speaker 1: down and he can bring the medical records of his
Speaker 1: lightning strike. I honestly, I just don't know, because like
Speaker 1: I don't know if he's telling the truth or not.
Speaker 1: Like he's got answers to every yeah question, Like I
Speaker 1: have answers to every question because they happen. It's real
Speaker 1: easy for me to think about this. I've been going
Speaker 1: around telling people that I went on a tender date
Speaker 1: and that the date wasn't even there, but I took
Speaker 1: out a roommate. Like that's already, like, yeah, weird stuff
Speaker 1: happens to you. You're an excellent liar, Sean. Yeah, Chelsea,
Speaker 1: what do you think? Do you want to give Sean
Speaker 1: one more shot? I do think I'm gonna go on
Speaker 1: a date and see what happens, all right, Sean, congratulations
Speaker 1: you got a second date. Yeah, yeah, bring along your
Speaker 1: medical records and all that stuff. Well, I don't know
Speaker 1: if I can get my hands on them bite then,
Speaker 1: but I'll be okay, all right, Well, I hope your
Speaker 1: date goes well. And congratulations Sean. Chelsea, thank you for
Speaker 1: your time too. Thank you. She's just like, I don't know.
Speaker 1: And Sean, the next time you go on Kendrick Lamar's
Speaker 1: private jet invite, please we don't actually talk anymore. It
Speaker 1: was just Buddy's plain. So yeah, okay, all right, sure
Speaker 1: sounds sounds legit. We'll see you broken Juwil in the morning.