WEBVTT - 2nd Date Update PODCAST: Put it in the Hole

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<v Speaker 1>Brookings second date update. You have her schedule a date

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<v Speaker 1>with somebody and then show up and that person isn't there,

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<v Speaker 1>so you just go out with someone else. Yeah, neither

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<v Speaker 1>never happened to me, but apparently it happened to Sean,

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<v Speaker 1>who's on the phone for a second date update right now.

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<v Speaker 1>Find out how that happened in just a second. But

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<v Speaker 1>Shan was up, man, how are you good? Good? Thanks

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<v Speaker 1>for taking my call. I'm curious what you guys? Thank you,

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<v Speaker 1>no problem, Thank you for your email. Yeah, an interesting

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<v Speaker 1>situation with your first date. Yeah, so I it was

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<v Speaker 1>a tender thing and her name is Kate. We had

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<v Speaker 1>a little flirty thing going as it happened the top,

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<v Speaker 1>and then I offered to take her out. She agreed,

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<v Speaker 1>and I go to show up and her roommate answers

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<v Speaker 1>the door and Mike is Kate here, I'm here to

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<v Speaker 1>pick her up, and she kind of just freezes a

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<v Speaker 1>little and it's just like, um, sorry, I'll be right back,

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<v Speaker 1>and so she just shuts the door and leaves me

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<v Speaker 1>kind of hanging there and then comes back kind of

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<v Speaker 1>takes a deep breath and she's like, yeah, a bit

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<v Speaker 1>of a mix up here. Kate's actually out with another guy. WHOA,

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<v Speaker 1>that's a lot of information. Why would this like horrible roommate?

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<v Speaker 1>Why wouldn't you cover for her? Yeah? I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I was just like I was kind of mortified, and

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, all right, yeah, what did you say

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<v Speaker 1>to that? Yeah, you don't really say much. I was

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<v Speaker 1>kind of kicking my heel a little bit, just kind

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<v Speaker 1>of like um, and she goes, you know, I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>up to anything. Maybe we could just hit the bar

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<v Speaker 1>down the block or something, and I'm like, no, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't want this, like like a hidie date or something like.

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<v Speaker 1>She legitimately felt bad for me, Like I was like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>you should be dating somebody. I'll go out with you.

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<v Speaker 1>So I kind of reluctantly agreed. Okay, But I mean

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<v Speaker 1>you were attracted to her, so you agreed, right, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>she was cute kind of okay, Well what happened? Well

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<v Speaker 1>we went to the bar and we had a few drinks,

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<v Speaker 1>but she couldn't get off this like I'm so sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>Oh god, that's so awful. Like I kind of really

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<v Speaker 1>wanted to forget about it. Yeah, yeah, like you have

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<v Speaker 1>to keep harping on it. Can we just hang out,

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<v Speaker 1>you not remind me that I was just stood up

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<v Speaker 1>and drinking, like cheers to you, being so that is lonely. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>So I was doing what I could to kind of

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<v Speaker 1>change the subject, and she would just go right back

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<v Speaker 1>and be like again, I'm so sorry, and I'm like, yeah, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>that's fine, you know, And then she even said I bet,

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<v Speaker 1>I bet Kate's not having as much fun right now,

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<v Speaker 1>and she would be with you, like I'm sure the

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<v Speaker 1>guy that she's out with is worse or something. It's worse.

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<v Speaker 1>I was gonna say, that's a nice compliment to be, like,

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<v Speaker 1>she was complimenting you, like you're fun to hang out with.

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<v Speaker 1>But if she put it that way, like maybe that

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<v Speaker 1>guy's worse than you would be hard but maybe like

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<v Speaker 1>you're pretty bad, but the god you should see what

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<v Speaker 1>she drags home from Tinder is terrible to you. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean I thought that this woman was, like, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know, maybe attracted to you and that's why she offered.

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<v Speaker 1>But it really, I mean, I think you're right. It

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<v Speaker 1>really does sound like it was out of pure pity. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>it did get better from there. In another attempt to

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<v Speaker 1>change the subject, I asked if she wanted to play

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<v Speaker 1>a game, and she perked up and she was like sure,

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<v Speaker 1>and I was like, all right, it's called put it

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<v Speaker 1>in the Hole the first day. Yeah, and it's not

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<v Speaker 1>a very complicated game. You just take whatever bar food

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<v Speaker 1>is near you and you throw it in each other's

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<v Speaker 1>mouth and you get a little further and further away.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh okay, and the people sitting around you hate you

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<v Speaker 1>because they keep getting hit by pretzels in the head.

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<v Speaker 1>But that's cool, is an understatement. We cleared the bar out,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, so you and her playing put it in

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<v Speaker 1>the hole in the bar and just like screaming if

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<v Speaker 1>you get it in the hole, like yeah, but he

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<v Speaker 1>won the Super Bowl, right right. It turned out to

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<v Speaker 1>be like a total like fun activity that we had

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<v Speaker 1>because we were drinking and we were laughing, and we're

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<v Speaker 1>even like having a conversation about real things like while

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<v Speaker 1>we're hurling food at each other's cool. So I mean

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<v Speaker 1>I turned into like we're having the time of our

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<v Speaker 1>lives in this really weird way. So I got it

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<v Speaker 1>in my head to make a move on her. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>the way you worded that sounds like it didn't go

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<v Speaker 1>over well, well, I don't know, Um, so I she

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<v Speaker 1>caught one, right, and I was like, I don't think

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<v Speaker 1>that went in, let me look, And so I approached

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<v Speaker 1>her and when she let me look in, I kissed her.

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<v Speaker 1>Kissed her like gaping open mouth, but she wasn't expecting it. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>her mouthful, all right? Did she like that? She did.

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<v Speaker 1>So the night goes on, it gets a little fuzzy,

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<v Speaker 1>and she wants to go home, and I'm like, I

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<v Speaker 1>gotta not try to like take her home at this point,

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<v Speaker 1>even though it kind of goes against everything, right, And

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<v Speaker 1>so I took her home. There wasn't a kiss at

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<v Speaker 1>the door, but we were laughing and I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>I should go. And the next day I fixed her

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<v Speaker 1>once and I called her once and I heard like

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<v Speaker 1>absolutely nothing. And I thought after a date like that,

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<v Speaker 1>I would I would totally hear something. And I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know if she was like felt like she was stepping

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<v Speaker 1>on Kate's feet or like, I know, it's just so

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<v Speaker 1>weird that that a night like that, I'm just getting

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<v Speaker 1>like ghost. Do you think maybe the roommate that got

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<v Speaker 1>mad at her for going out with you? Well that

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<v Speaker 1>is the theory that I just said, So good job

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<v Speaker 1>to self pay attention more. I don't know, Kate didn't

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<v Speaker 1>care enough to even be there when you guys were

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<v Speaker 1>supposed to be on a date. I don't think that

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<v Speaker 1>she'd be that territorial. Yeah, and I just see her

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<v Speaker 1>like if the roommate came saw you at the door,

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<v Speaker 1>then said hold on, I gotta check and then goes back.

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<v Speaker 1>She obviously, I feel like checked in with Kate somehow. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I think so, but I don't know for sure. All right,

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<v Speaker 1>Well play a song and then come back and call

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<v Speaker 1>her and get your second day update. Okay, awesome, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>hang up looking jubil in the morning, Sate right in

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<v Speaker 1>the middle of a second date update, and if you're

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<v Speaker 1>just joining us. Sean is on the phone, and he

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<v Speaker 1>was supposed to go out with a girl named Kate,

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<v Speaker 1>but that never happened. He showed up to Kate's apartment

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<v Speaker 1>and she was actually out on another date with a

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<v Speaker 1>different dude, So he ended up hanging out with her roommate, Sean.

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<v Speaker 1>What's her name, by the way, we never got the

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<v Speaker 1>roommate's name, Chelsea. Chelsea. Okay, so he ended up hanging

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<v Speaker 1>out with Chelsea all night. He said that they had

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<v Speaker 1>a really good date, but now she's not calling him back. Sean,

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<v Speaker 1>have you thought about the possibility that maybe you got

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<v Speaker 1>cat fished? Oh? Wow? Think I have entertained that it

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<v Speaker 1>just doesn't add up to that, but I guess it's possible,

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<v Speaker 1>like fake pictures and everything else. Then you show up

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<v Speaker 1>and she acts like she's the roommate. I don't know why, smart,

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<v Speaker 1>but why would she catfish you in the nut call

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<v Speaker 1>you back? I don't know, Like, that's pretty rude. You

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<v Speaker 1>get stood up? Yeah, she would have just not gone

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<v Speaker 1>on the date if she wasn't interested, right right, I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't get why to set up that whole sting

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<v Speaker 1>and then do it this way, you know, well shrouded

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<v Speaker 1>in mystery. Hopefully we can figure it out for you.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm about to call Chelsea's the one we're calling, not Kate, right,

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah I did. I never went out with Kate. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I know, I know. I'm just starting to get names confused. Now.

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<v Speaker 1>That's more for me than for anybody else. All right,

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<v Speaker 1>So I'm about to call Chelsea right now and find

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<v Speaker 1>out why she's not calling you back. You're ready? Yeah, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>here we go. Hello? Hi? Is this Chelsea? This is she? Hi? Chelsea,

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<v Speaker 1>how are you? This is Jewel from Brook and Jewel

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<v Speaker 1>in the Morning. Uh, oh, is this about my dry cleaning?

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<v Speaker 1>Because I'm picking it up today, I promise, Oh my god, No,

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<v Speaker 1>it's no, Chell, it's not about your dry cleaning. But

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<v Speaker 1>suddenly I understand who you are because I'm the same person.

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<v Speaker 1>I will let them know though you're picking it up. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you're not going to though, Let's be honest. Okay, I'm sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't who's this? This is Jewel from Brook and

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<v Speaker 1>Jewel in the Morning. It's a radio show, okay, and

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<v Speaker 1>we don't do drag cleaning, but we might start. I'm confused.

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<v Speaker 1>Did I win, like I had a prize or something. No.

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<v Speaker 1>We actually do a segment on our show called the

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<v Speaker 1>Second Date Update. That's where if you go out on

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<v Speaker 1>a date with somebody and then don't call them back after,

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<v Speaker 1>they can email us to get you on the phone

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<v Speaker 1>and try to find out what happened. So we got

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<v Speaker 1>an email about you from a dude named Sean. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>my god. Yeah, okay, I mean I know Sean. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>he told us. He told us about how he actually

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<v Speaker 1>was supposed to go on a date with your roommate. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>He showed up, and I just I felt really bad,

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<v Speaker 1>so I just I'd like, we can go to the

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<v Speaker 1>bar and hang out for a little. Yeah, you pity

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<v Speaker 1>dated him, is what he said. I mean, it wasn't

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<v Speaker 1>like full on pity, because like, if I didn't want

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<v Speaker 1>to hang I wouldn't have. But like, it's not like

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<v Speaker 1>he had a date with me. Well, did you enjoy

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<v Speaker 1>hanging out with him? Though? He thought that you guys

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<v Speaker 1>had a great time and actually had a really good

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<v Speaker 1>date even though he wasn't supposed to be on a

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<v Speaker 1>date with you. Did he tell you like everything that happened,

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<v Speaker 1>everything we talked about. I mean, here's what he told us.

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<v Speaker 1>He said that you guys hung out at the bar

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<v Speaker 1>and you played a game called put It in the Hole,

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<v Speaker 1>where you try to throw things in each other's mouth.

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<v Speaker 1>He told us that you kissed, and he said at

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<v Speaker 1>the end of the night, you guys were laughing and

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<v Speaker 1>having fun, and he thought it would be totally cool

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<v Speaker 1>to hit you up again for another date. But he's

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<v Speaker 1>tried to do that and you haven't answered him. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, the game was like fun at all. But honestly,

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<v Speaker 1>he doesn't seem really honest and I'm kind of like

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<v Speaker 1>skeptical if he was telling me the truth or not

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<v Speaker 1>when we went out, what do you think he was

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<v Speaker 1>lying about everything? Who once he said like he's been

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<v Speaker 1>struck by lightning three times, And like, I honestly I

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<v Speaker 1>don't even know anyone who's been struck once. Yeah, I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>but like I could let that slide. But then like

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<v Speaker 1>right out after he said it happened around the time

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<v Speaker 1>that he was roommates with zach Efron, like before zach

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<v Speaker 1>Efron got famous, and like, hasn't zach Efron been famous

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<v Speaker 1>since he was like twelve? Like that just didn't make sense. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean there's definitely some flags flying up that say

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<v Speaker 1>like compulsive liars. Yeah, well, I mean there's like more

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<v Speaker 1>than literally the whole thing. I feel like it was

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<v Speaker 1>a lot. He told me he like won the New

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<v Speaker 1>York Marathon, but like he won, it was disqualified because

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<v Speaker 1>he lost like that number that you wear when you're running,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, he was running so fast it flew off.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, like he is in really a good shape,

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<v Speaker 1>but like to win a marathon, Like, wouldn't I have

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<v Speaker 1>heard about it? Like if I googled him, would have

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<v Speaker 1>seen that? Like you know, so I know a dude

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<v Speaker 1>like that who tells the tallest tales ever. And you're like,

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<v Speaker 1>that did not happen, But like that's not even like

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<v Speaker 1>that's not even the worst of it. I think the

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<v Speaker 1>worst one was he told me he hooked up with

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<v Speaker 1>like two Victoria's Secret models on Kendrick Lamar's private jet.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh wow, roommates was zach Efron's on Kendrick Lamar's private jet?

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<v Speaker 1>Hooking up with Victoria's secret models? He's getting stood up

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<v Speaker 1>by your roommate on a Tinder date like that, right,

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<v Speaker 1>there's a lot of things that are missing here, totally lying. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>she's the one that called BS on it. Like I

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<v Speaker 1>came home and I told her and I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>did he tell you any of this? Like did he

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<v Speaker 1>send you a picture of him like on a private

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<v Speaker 1>jet or anything. She's like, no, this guy is a liar.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't talk to him ever. Again, did you say anything

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<v Speaker 1>to him on the date? Like, I like, who you

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<v Speaker 1>are without all these big lies, Like you don't have

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<v Speaker 1>to tell me this. I didn't like outright tell him

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<v Speaker 1>that he was lying, because he does. Like the way

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<v Speaker 1>he told the story, I started to believe him because like,

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<v Speaker 1>what do I know. I don't know if it's not

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<v Speaker 1>true or not, Like maybe he really does have this crazy,

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<v Speaker 1>extravagant life. Who knows? Then we should ask because he's

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<v Speaker 1>actually on the other line listening and wants to talk

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<v Speaker 1>to you. But he's what he's on the other line,

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<v Speaker 1>I wants to talk to you. Unless Kendrick Lamar try

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<v Speaker 1>to call through, they might take any call. I don't know, Sean.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you still there? Yeah, I'm still here. Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm a little bummed out that you're kind of

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<v Speaker 1>like questioning my integrity. I mean, it's it's all of

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<v Speaker 1>the things, like you're not that old, How could you

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<v Speaker 1>have experienced all of this stuff? Well, I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>what I have. I mean, getting hit by lightning three

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<v Speaker 1>times in a row isn't exactly a breaking thing. And

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<v Speaker 1>I have medical records it says I've been lit up,

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<v Speaker 1>lit up. I mean, they do say, don't they say,

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<v Speaker 1>Like once you get hit once, you have a greater

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<v Speaker 1>chance of getting hit again. Isn't that what? I don't

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<v Speaker 1>have to convince me that's true. Aren't you like supposed

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<v Speaker 1>to have marks on your body when you're hit by lightning?

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<v Speaker 1>Like I must have passed through me in a way

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<v Speaker 1>that just jolted all my organs for a second. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm having a hard time because you are believable, and

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<v Speaker 1>you did stay on the phone through all this, Like

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<v Speaker 1>if you were a big, fat liar, I would think

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<v Speaker 1>you would have hugged up on us right now. Like

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<v Speaker 1>the Zach Effron thing, he was shooting in the area,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm very good friends with his friend. He stayed at

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<v Speaker 1>my place for a week, But does count is a roommate? Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>So Zach Efron slept on your couch for a week

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<v Speaker 1>or something like that. Yeah, And as far as the

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<v Speaker 1>Victoria's Secret Model thing, that really did happen, and I

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<v Speaker 1>was on Kenda Lamar's plane. Kenda Lamar was not there,

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<v Speaker 1>but I had to sign an NDA, which means I

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<v Speaker 1>shouldn't be even talking about it at all on the radio.

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<v Speaker 1>It's probably a huge no no. But like I can't.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I have have pictures, I can't even show them.

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<v Speaker 1>But it happens. Why do you have pictures of where

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<v Speaker 1>everyone has their phones out and stuff, So people were

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<v Speaker 1>filming you hook up with the Victoria's Secret Models and

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<v Speaker 1>Kendrick Lamar's plane. Yeah, I didn't just be clear like

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't sleep with them. I just was hooking up

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<v Speaker 1>with them and drinking sham being on the plane. And hey,

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<v Speaker 1>to be fair at Chelsea, if I was hooking up

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<v Speaker 1>with Victoria's secret models, I would also have pictures of it,

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<v Speaker 1>like that is a moment that you only get once

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<v Speaker 1>in life. All right, what about you riding across the

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<v Speaker 1>country on horseback? Does that really happen? Okay, that story

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<v Speaker 1>is slightly different. Um, yeah, I rode across country on horseback.

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<v Speaker 1>But what I didn't tell you is that I wrote

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<v Speaker 1>back as well. And that was then I thought. I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, oh, I'm gonna be bragg And if I

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<v Speaker 1>say I did a round trip one times one time,

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<v Speaker 1>riding across the country on horseback raises enough questions. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you don't need to add that you rode back. You

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<v Speaker 1>can see all these stories sound pretty made up though, right, Look,

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<v Speaker 1>you don't have to believe me on this, but they happened.

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<v Speaker 1>I was there, I lived it. You're pretty convincing, and

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<v Speaker 1>I actually believe the horseback that. The one I have

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<v Speaker 1>a problem with, Sean is the marathon you won, The

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<v Speaker 1>New York City Marathon I won in my won in

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<v Speaker 1>my division. How look, you don't have to griel me

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<v Speaker 1>like I'm some sort of liar. I know the truth.

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<v Speaker 1>I was there, you weren't there, So get off my job. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>what about you escaping the Mexican cartels? Did that really happen?

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<v Speaker 1>You escape the Mexican cartel? Oh? My god? All right? So,

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<v Speaker 1>first of all, what I was doing down there? And

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<v Speaker 1>I was a dumb kid, and I was trying to

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<v Speaker 1>buy weed, and I got in the wrong place at

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<v Speaker 1>the wrong time, and they took me for ransom. They

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<v Speaker 1>take people for ransom. They call their families and they're like,

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<v Speaker 1>give me money and we'll let them go trying to

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<v Speaker 1>buy weed, and then I run up like in the

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<v Speaker 1>middle of a huge coke deal between the cartels. It happened.

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<v Speaker 1>It's rampant down there, and so I got I'll tell

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<v Speaker 1>you how I got out of there. It wasn't very fancy,

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<v Speaker 1>but we basically became friends, all of us, and joked

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<v Speaker 1>around and smoke and drank while they waited for their money.

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<v Speaker 1>And they trusted me enough to go take a leak

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<v Speaker 1>out on the back deck and I just hooked it

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<v Speaker 1>and ran. So you're either the most interesting man on

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<v Speaker 1>the planet, or you're the biggest liar we've ever met.

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<v Speaker 1>I am known for being the unluckiest and luckiest guy

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<v Speaker 1>on the planet at the same time. All right, well,

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<v Speaker 1>who knows you like that, though, Chelsea? Would you like

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<v Speaker 1>to get would you like for Sean to prove it

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<v Speaker 1>to you? Would you go on a second date with Sean?

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<v Speaker 1>We'll pay for it, and then you guys can sit

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<v Speaker 1>down and he can bring the medical records of his

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<v Speaker 1>lightning strike. I honestly, I just don't know, because like

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if he's telling the truth or not.

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<v Speaker 1>Like he's got answers to every yeah question, Like I

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<v Speaker 1>have answers to every question because they happen. It's real

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<v Speaker 1>easy for me to think about this. I've been going

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<v Speaker 1>around telling people that I went on a tender date

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<v Speaker 1>and that the date wasn't even there, but I took

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<v Speaker 1>out a roommate. Like that's already, like, yeah, weird stuff

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<v Speaker 1>happens to you. You're an excellent liar, Sean. Yeah, Chelsea,

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<v Speaker 1>what do you think? Do you want to give Sean

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<v Speaker 1>one more shot? I do think I'm gonna go on

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<v Speaker 1>a date and see what happens, all right, Sean, congratulations

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<v Speaker 1>you got a second date. Yeah, yeah, bring along your

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<v Speaker 1>medical records and all that stuff. Well, I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>if I can get my hands on them bite then,

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<v Speaker 1>but I'll be okay, all right, Well, I hope your

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<v Speaker 1>date goes well. And congratulations Sean. Chelsea, thank you for

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<v Speaker 1>your time too. Thank you. She's just like, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>And Sean, the next time you go on Kendrick Lamar's

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<v Speaker 1>private jet invite, please we don't actually talk anymore. It

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<v Speaker 1>was just Buddy's plain. So yeah, okay, all right, sure

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<v Speaker 1>sounds sounds legit. We'll see you broken Juwil in the morning.