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Speaker 1: Brookings second date update. You have her schedule a date

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Speaker 1: with somebody and then show up and that person isn't there,

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Speaker 1: so you just go out with someone else. Yeah, neither

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Speaker 1: never happened to me, but apparently it happened to Sean,

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Speaker 1: who's on the phone for a second date update right now.

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Speaker 1: Find out how that happened in just a second. But

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Speaker 1: Shan was up, man, how are you good? Good? Thanks

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Speaker 1: for taking my call. I'm curious what you guys? Thank you,

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Speaker 1: no problem, Thank you for your email. Yeah, an interesting

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Speaker 1: situation with your first date. Yeah, so I it was

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Speaker 1: a tender thing and her name is Kate. We had

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Speaker 1: and then I offered to take her out. She agreed,

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Speaker 1: takes a deep breath and she's like, yeah, a bit

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Speaker 1: of a mix up here. Kate's actually out with another guy. WHOA,

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Speaker 1: that's a lot of information. Why would this like horrible roommate?

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Speaker 1: Why wouldn't you cover for her? Yeah? I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I was just like I was kind of mortified, and

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Speaker 1: I was like, all right, yeah, what did you say

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Speaker 1: of like um, and she goes, you know, I'm not

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Speaker 1: don't want this, like like a hidie date or something like.

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Speaker 1: She legitimately felt bad for me, Like I was like, oh,

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Speaker 1: you should be dating somebody. I'll go out with you.

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Speaker 1: So I kind of reluctantly agreed. Okay, But I mean

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Speaker 1: you were attracted to her, so you agreed, right, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: she was cute kind of okay, Well what happened? Well

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Speaker 1: we went to the bar and we had a few drinks,

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Speaker 1: but she couldn't get off this like I'm so sorry,

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Speaker 1: Oh god, that's so awful. Like I kind of really

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Speaker 1: you not remind me that I was just stood up

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Speaker 1: and drinking, like cheers to you, being so that is lonely. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: So I was doing what I could to kind of

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Speaker 1: and be like again, I'm so sorry, and I'm like, yeah, okay,

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Speaker 1: that's fine, you know, And then she even said I bet,

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Speaker 1: I bet Kate's not having as much fun right now,

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Speaker 1: and she would be with you, like I'm sure the

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Speaker 1: I was gonna say, that's a nice compliment to be, like,

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Speaker 1: she was complimenting you, like you're fun to hang out with.

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Speaker 1: But if she put it that way, like maybe that

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Speaker 1: guy's worse than you would be hard but maybe like

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Speaker 1: you're pretty bad, but the god you should see what

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Speaker 1: I mean I thought that this woman was, like, I

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Speaker 1: But it really, I mean, I think you're right. It

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Speaker 1: really does sound like it was out of pure pity. Well,

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Speaker 1: it did get better from there. In another attempt to

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Speaker 1: and I was like, all right, it's called put it

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Speaker 1: in the Hole the first day. Yeah, and it's not

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Speaker 1: But that's cool, is an understatement. We cleared the bar out,

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Speaker 1: all right, so you and her playing put it in

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Speaker 1: to self pay attention more. I don't know, Kate didn't

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Speaker 1: She obviously, I feel like checked in with Kate somehow. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: hang up looking jubil in the morning, Sate right in

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Speaker 1: What's her name, by the way, we never got the

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Speaker 1: cat fished? Oh? Wow? Think I have entertained that it

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Speaker 1: but why would she catfish you in the nut call

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Speaker 1: I'm about to call Chelsea's the one we're calling, not Kate, right,

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Speaker 1: Yeah I did. I never went out with Kate. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: That's more for me than for anybody else. All right,

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Speaker 1: So I'm about to call Chelsea right now and find

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Speaker 1: here we go. Hello? Hi? Is this Chelsea? This is she? Hi? Chelsea,

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Speaker 1: how are you? This is Jewel from Brook and Jewel

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Speaker 1: in the Morning. Uh, oh, is this about my dry cleaning?

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Speaker 1: Because I'm picking it up today, I promise, Oh my god, No,

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Speaker 1: it's no, Chell, it's not about your dry cleaning. But

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Speaker 1: I will let them know though you're picking it up. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you're not going to though, Let's be honest. Okay, I'm sorry,

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Speaker 1: I don't who's this? This is Jewel from Brook and

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Speaker 1: Jewel in the Morning. It's a radio show, okay, and

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Speaker 1: we don't do drag cleaning, but we might start. I'm confused.

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Speaker 1: Did I win, like I had a prize or something. No.

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Speaker 1: Second Date Update. That's where if you go out on

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Speaker 1: and try to find out what happened. So we got

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Speaker 1: an email about you from a dude named Sean. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: my god. Yeah, okay, I mean I know Sean. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: he told us. He told us about how he actually

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Speaker 1: hanging out with him? Though? He thought that you guys

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Speaker 1: everything we talked about. I mean, here's what he told us.

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Speaker 1: and you played a game called put It in the Hole,

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Speaker 1: He told us that you kissed, and he said at

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Speaker 1: the end of the night, you guys were laughing and

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Speaker 1: I mean, the game was like fun at all. But honestly,

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Speaker 1: when we went out, what do you think he was

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Speaker 1: lying about everything? Who once he said like he's been

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Speaker 1: that he was roommates with zach Efron, like before zach

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Speaker 1: Efron got famous, and like, hasn't zach Efron been famous

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Speaker 1: since he was like twelve? Like that just didn't make sense. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: like compulsive liars. Yeah, well, I mean there's like more

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Speaker 1: Oh wow, roommates was zach Efron's on Kendrick Lamar's private jet?

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Speaker 1: Hooking up with Victoria's secret models? He's getting stood up

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Speaker 1: there's a lot of things that are missing here, totally lying. Well,

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Speaker 1: Don't talk to him ever. Again, did you say anything

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Speaker 1: Are you still there? Yeah, I'm still here. Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: And I'm a little bummed out that you're kind of

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Speaker 1: I have medical records it says I've been lit up,

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Speaker 1: I'm having a hard time because you are believable, and

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Speaker 1: in life. All right, what about you riding across the

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Speaker 1: you don't have to believe me on this, but they happened.

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Speaker 1: I was there, I lived it. You're pretty convincing, and

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Speaker 1: I actually believe the horseback that. The one I have

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Speaker 1: a problem with, Sean is the marathon you won, The

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Speaker 1: I was there, you weren't there, So get off my job. Okay,

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Speaker 1: what about you escaping the Mexican cartels? Did that really happen?

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Speaker 1: You escape the Mexican cartel? Oh? My god? All right? So,

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Speaker 1: first of all, what I was doing down there? And

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Speaker 1: I was a dumb kid, and I was trying to

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Speaker 1: but we basically became friends, all of us, and joked

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Speaker 1: And they trusted me enough to go take a leak

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Speaker 1: I am known for being the unluckiest and luckiest guy

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Speaker 1: who knows you like that, though, Chelsea? Would you like

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Speaker 1: We'll pay for it, and then you guys can sit

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Speaker 1: easy for me to think about this. I've been going

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Speaker 1: but I'll be okay, all right, Well, I hope your

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Speaker 1: date goes well. And congratulations Sean. Chelsea, thank you for

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Speaker 1: And Sean, the next time you go on Kendrick Lamar's

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Speaker 1: private jet invite, please we don't actually talk anymore. It

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Speaker 1: was just Buddy's plain. So yeah, okay, all right, sure

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