Speaker 1: How difficult is it to get the mustache to do
Speaker 1: what it do right now?
Speaker 2: Chris Well, I like hurried the shower and put it together.
Speaker 2: So but I've been training it for I was doing
Speaker 2: a show where I had this.
Speaker 3: I just wants to do that now.
Speaker 2: Yeah, now I just wants now. It's like more of
Speaker 2: a hassle to make it.
Speaker 1: Not do this now?
Speaker 4: Interesting because if I put an effort, I can do
Speaker 4: that right now, but I need a little bit. It's
Speaker 4: kind of like it's like a muscle. It doesn't the
Speaker 4: it doesn't stay flexed. It kind of limps over at
Speaker 4: some point.
Speaker 3: So you got to focus for like fifteen minutes and
Speaker 3: flex really hard, really hard, and then it goes.
Speaker 1: It's just really straight.
Speaker 2: I got my like the hair and makeup person on
Speaker 2: the show gave me the stuff that essentially turns into
Speaker 2: like cement, and I use that for like a week,
Speaker 2: and now it just wants to do this.
Speaker 3: Incredible been after washing or is it just it's not
Speaker 3: washing out? It's like I'm there's also legos stuck in
Speaker 3: it for some reason.
Speaker 1: I can't my fish hair looks like shit, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean. I couldn't even be in a story
Speaker 1: about somebody who has no facial hair.
Speaker 3: And he does this every time to try and fish
Speaker 3: for compliment, to get people to say, no, it actually
Speaker 3: looks good, mine.
Speaker 1: It looks so bad.
Speaker 2: There's something there. I swear I'm looking. I'm looking at
Speaker 2: not even that.
Speaker 3: I'm not even.
Speaker 1: Come on, baby, bring your face a little bit closer.
Speaker 3: Let me take a look at that.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, baby, you've got something. You guys don't worry
Speaker 1: about that. I mean, it's crazy that I can grow
Speaker 1: hair like this. I'm Asian, Like, this shouldn't be possible. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm black and Asian, and I'm like, fucking the beards.
Speaker 1: The beard game on my black side is fucking strong.
Speaker 1: And then I look at all my like Asian family members,
Speaker 1: everybody just like shin hair.
Speaker 2: That's the only place they grow hair.
Speaker 3: Shin hair only. Shin hair only.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And it was cool when I was like in
Speaker 1: high school. I remember all the girls like, oh, look
Speaker 1: at your arms are so smooth. I'll be all self
Speaker 1: conscious and shit, and I'm like, man, you know, I'm
Speaker 1: still du though, you know what I mean. And then
Speaker 1: later on I'm like, no, they like that, they.
Speaker 3: Like that, But then I see your shins yeah, they's
Speaker 3: like your mind. Yeah, pick one spot asshole.
Speaker 2: Yeah you fifth grade centaur.
Speaker 3: Shin Centaur. The shins are an animal.
Speaker 1: Yeah that band on Spotify.
Speaker 3: Your fair Centaur fucking rules. Hello the Internet, and welcome
Speaker 3: to season three ninety, Episode three.
Speaker 1: Of Derny Guys.
Speaker 3: It's a production of iHeartRadio. It's a podcast where you
Speaker 3: take a deep dive into America's share consciousness. And it's Thursday,
Speaker 3: May twenty nine, twenty twenty five. Oh yeah, what's that?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Oh it's National five to nine Day. You know
Speaker 1: you got that College Savings Foundation account. Yeah, yep, yep, yep.
Speaker 1: Shout out to anybody who has children that they want
Speaker 1: them to go to college and try.
Speaker 3: And work in five to nine.
Speaker 1: Oh that's a that's pretty good.
Speaker 3: Hours are pretty good.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, four hours. Yeah, that's pretty good.
Speaker 3: I oversee an after school program.
Speaker 1: Oh oh okay, great. Great. Also it's National cook Avone
Speaker 1: Day for all you all French cooking fanatics out there.
Speaker 1: And also National paper Clip Day. Shout out Clippy, the
Speaker 1: old Microsoft fun character and all paper clips. You know
Speaker 1: what I mean.
Speaker 3: He's the lazy gone pretty dark. Now he's like you
Speaker 3: got a Manisphere podcast?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I remember ever since somebody used Clippy
Speaker 1: as a roach clip, it was all downhill from there.
Speaker 3: He was just he just claims that the reason he
Speaker 3: is no longer used was because everybody got too woke
Speaker 3: on him, the fact that he was you slits from
Speaker 3: the we don't use paper, and they're gonna try and
Speaker 3: bring his ass back with AI. I guarantee it. Oh yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: I mean it's basically all AI is like a new
Speaker 3: version of Clippy being imposed on all of us.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like sloppy mustard guy. Did you someone posting on
Speaker 1: Blue Sky like this like AI, Like there's all these
Speaker 1: AI chatbots and one's called sloppy Mustard guy, and it's
Speaker 1: an AI image of someone with mustard all over them.
Speaker 1: And the first thing they'll say is like, oh no,
Speaker 1: the mustard is everywhere, And I kind.
Speaker 3: Of like that. Not gonna lie. I mean, my name
Speaker 3: is Jack O'Brien. Hey, don't de playing without me, uh
Speaker 3: not warning you in the future time you straight and
Speaker 3: right out. Uh now I'm mushing your face. Oh man,
Speaker 3: well a message to you, man, well, that one courtesy
Speaker 3: is snarfula in reference to the face mush her around
Speaker 3: the world. It was just a playful mush.
Speaker 1: It's a playful mush, you know where I had a
Speaker 1: very serious face and I was kind of like, what
Speaker 1: the fuck are you doing?
Speaker 3: What are you doing to? Oh my god?
Speaker 1: Anyway, teach your stop.
Speaker 3: I'm thrilled to be joined by my co host, mister
Speaker 3: Miles Gray.
Speaker 1: Yes, it's Miles Gray out of the hospital because I
Speaker 1: have a new career as a respiratory therapist and registered nurse.
Speaker 1: It's Miles Gray. Shout out to people who were checking in,
Speaker 1: be like, hey, you're you okay, it's everything okay, Yes,
Speaker 1: everything's okay. Just taking care of my mom. Doing great,
Speaker 1: doing great, doing great, every day better. But when you
Speaker 1: are in your late seventies and that pneumonia hits baby girl,
Speaker 1: baby girl, pneumonia hit different.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they hit that shit hit as they say, but
Speaker 3: the kids say, you.
Speaker 1: Know that pneumonia hit different when you got past seventy five.
Speaker 3: Well, I'm so happy to hear she's doing yes, Edge, yes, yes,
Speaker 3: Well Miles. We're thrilled to be joined by a very
Speaker 3: funny actor, writer, comedian, sound designer who you've seen on Broadway. Oh, Mary,
Speaker 3: If you're very fortunate and we're able to get a
Speaker 3: ticket basically the hottest Broadway performance of like the past
Speaker 3: number of years.
Speaker 1: That one of the few times you can say the
Speaker 1: hottest ticket in town, the hottest ticket in the hot
Speaker 1: including the Knicks, and they're in the Eastern Conference from
Speaker 1: you've seen them on TV and everything from queers Folk.
Speaker 3: To Brooklyn ninety nine, their award winning podcast One of
Speaker 3: Us with Finn and Chris, Please welcome.
Speaker 1: Chris ren for Chris. Oh what up, Cuties, Hey, thank
Speaker 1: you Chris. What do you think about my facial hair? Chris,
Speaker 1: it's hot. It's thank you. I told you, Jack, I
Speaker 1: told you. Chris one of the smartest people we've had
Speaker 1: on the show.
Speaker 2: It is crazy that, like, uh, you guys are both
Speaker 2: very attractive, and I don't know why. I maybe it's that,
Speaker 2: like I assume that people do radio and podcast because
Speaker 2: they eat, they have a face for radio, But both
Speaker 2: of you do have a face for a magazine, you
Speaker 2: know what, wow.
Speaker 3: And voices and personalities for a magazine as well. Yeah,
Speaker 3: not good in action, but maybe if this was just
Speaker 3: like still and you were kind of looking off into
Speaker 3: the middle distance.
Speaker 1: Like to tell you what you guys have been doing?
Speaker 3: Is that decision?
Speaker 1: It's not what you should be doing.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, this was a miss.
Speaker 1: This is a miss.
Speaker 3: Thank you. I can turn any compliment right around into
Speaker 3: some manner of like existentially damaging.
Speaker 2: You're going to be thinking about it all way.
Speaker 1: Fucked up.
Speaker 3: I should have been a magazine model.
Speaker 1: I should have been a magazine.
Speaker 3: I should a magazine. I told you, get mad at Miles.
Speaker 3: I told you I should have been due. It should
Speaker 3: have been a fucking scene.
Speaker 2: We had a sliding door situation three and a half
Speaker 2: years ago where I could have done radio or B magazine,
Speaker 2: and you fucked it crazy fucked me.
Speaker 1: The thing is I left. I left Conde Nast literal magazine, Yeah,
Speaker 1: to be just to do that. Man, Chris, where were you?
Speaker 1: Eight years ago?
Speaker 3: And I left my first job out of school after
Speaker 3: being a pool boy on a butler was ABC News,
Speaker 3: working for a show that was categorized as a news magazine.
Speaker 3: It was like, they're much worse version of sixty minutes.
Speaker 1: All right, let's just split the difference and we'll just
Speaker 1: go maga.
Speaker 3: There we go. Drop. That's that's what I meant.
Speaker 2: You both for giving maga.
Speaker 1: I'm very you'd be attractive for backwards fascists. That's what I.
Speaker 3: Have, that vibe. We just need to get the haircut,
Speaker 3: the hairstyle.
Speaker 2: I have no hair to speak of. So so you
Speaker 2: you got it?
Speaker 3: You look great?
Speaker 1: Wig I will.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's always always Lauren's first question. How are you
Speaker 3: with wigs? This man?
Speaker 1: How it's a wig work?
Speaker 3: Chris? You are we We did spend the first thirty
Speaker 3: seconds of the call just being taken aback by everything
Speaker 3: that you have going on in your zoom window. The
Speaker 3: background is beautifully appointed, looks like a Wes Anderson shot.
Speaker 3: The vest, the facial hair, everything is looking incredible. This
Speaker 3: is not a you know, a thing where a show
Speaker 3: where we usually compliment one another's appearances quite hostile in
Speaker 3: this case. Yeah, it's overwhelming.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, it's a nice way to start my day.
Speaker 1: Let's kiss.
Speaker 3: Let's start and everybody start kissing. Well, we're thrilled to
Speaker 3: have you. We are gonna get to know you a
Speaker 3: little bit better in a moment. First couple things that
Speaker 3: we're talking about a little bit later on, we're gonna
Speaker 3: check out with the Pentagon. We you know, there was
Speaker 3: word that Pete Hagsath was on his way out. His
Speaker 3: dismissal was imminent. He has hung around and it sounds
Speaker 3: like things are going good. Miles has the report from
Speaker 3: the front line.
Speaker 1: Yep, as as it can be pretty.
Speaker 3: Good, and we might even get to the Nathan for
Speaker 3: you or sorry the rehearsal finale, which you know, I
Speaker 3: think if anybody Chris, did you watch the rehearsal?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I just watched the finale yesterday actually, and I
Speaker 2: need to talk to someone.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I feel like a lot of people are in that book,
Speaker 3: in that boat, on that plane with you. Huh. So
Speaker 3: we we'll talk about it. It was a lot of fun.
Speaker 3: Miles has not watched the finale.
Speaker 1: Well, let's spoil it. It's been spoiled. It's been spoiled.
Speaker 1: It's been spoiled. It's been spoiled.
Speaker 3: But well, yeah, we'll talk about it all that plenty more.
Speaker 3: But first, Miles, just Chris, Miles. We like to ask
Speaker 3: our guest, Chris. Yes, we do, Chris, what's something from
Speaker 3: your search history that's revealing about who you are? Oh?
Speaker 2: Wait, that's the one thing that I didn't do. Hold
Speaker 2: hold time.
Speaker 3: And we love it when you're unprepared for this one
Speaker 3: because then we get the truth.
Speaker 1: Y'all. Chris was so prepared I did all the other things,
Speaker 1: had the recording going the background immaculate.
Speaker 2: Okay, so a lot of it is just like online shopping.
Speaker 2: To be honest, I have, uh my health plan and
Speaker 2: four oh one.
Speaker 3: K okay, hell yeah, congratulations.
Speaker 2: Thank you, thank you re signing up for AMC stubbs.
Speaker 2: I wish there was like anything interesting. Oh and I
Speaker 2: have I have three searches for Aaron Tobate and three
Speaker 2: other searches for Devin Sawa. Oh wow, wait, why what's
Speaker 2: going on with I think that I was trying to
Speaker 2: explain to my my best friend Finn Argus, I host
Speaker 2: a co host of podcast with them, one of us,
Speaker 2: and I was trying to talk oh yeah, Final Destination.
Speaker 2: I was trying to talk about explain like the Final
Speaker 2: Destination series and who Devin Sahwa was. But they're incredibly young,
Speaker 2: and they just dull things, like we have a vast
Speaker 2: chasm of of not political knowledge, yes, political knowledge also,
Speaker 2: but pop culture, Like our pop culture references are just
Speaker 2: it's like we're we're speaking Spanish and Chinese to each other,
Speaker 2: like we just do not understand one another. So so
Speaker 2: often I'll have to bring up pictures of like Devin
Speaker 2: Sawa or like the original cast of Charmed, and she'll
Speaker 2: have to show me who like Olivia Rodrigo is, And
Speaker 2: I'm just like, I don't know, I don't know what
Speaker 2: that I.
Speaker 3: Know of violence to me bringing up Olivia Rodrigo.
Speaker 1: You're trying to make me feel like shit right now?
Speaker 1: Is that where you bringing up Olivia Rodrigo? I no,
Speaker 1: I mean.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we have a seven year age gap, so like
Speaker 2: I it's the best way for me to constantly feel
Speaker 2: out of touch.
Speaker 3: Sure, sure, sure, yeah, Devin saw very iconic, recognizable face.
Speaker 3: But I'm realizing it's I think mainly the first final destination.
Speaker 3: It's I guess also Slackers. They were in Slackers, Yeah,
Speaker 3: But for me it's Little Giants. It's Casper Casper. Yeah,
Speaker 3: you know what's the other one in Casper?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, he was Casper.
Speaker 2: He was the heart throb, right, he he was Casper here,
Speaker 2: which is in a way the heart throb.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, like yeah, it's yeah, but I just remember
Speaker 1: once Little Giants came out and then then he was
Speaker 1: on every like Team Pop magazine at the time, and
Speaker 1: like I remember all the girls having pictures out of
Speaker 1: Devin saw one.
Speaker 3: I was like all right, bro, I think that's where
Speaker 3: it is.
Speaker 2: Who were your heart throbs growing up? Like who were
Speaker 2: you looking up to?
Speaker 1: Boom like, like who did I like? What male did
Speaker 1: I want to be like? Or who? Like? Who was
Speaker 1: old lady I was lusting after? Uh give me both?
Speaker 1: Tyra Banks? When once she got on Fresh Prince, I
Speaker 1: lost my mind.
Speaker 3: I how you were saying the Tyra Banks when she
Speaker 3: puts on a mustache and like goes under cover with
Speaker 3: the figure that you're talking about.
Speaker 2: Didn't that she did that? And she went out in
Speaker 2: public like in a fat suit. She's like, I'm going
Speaker 2: to spend three hours living the worst experience any possibly
Speaker 2: a hot model.
Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, like walking straight into doors expecting them to
Speaker 3: be opened. Absolutely.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I was just absolutely loved with Tyra Banks. And
Speaker 1: then to the same men Will Smith. At the time,
Speaker 1: as a kid, I was trying to be Will Smith.
Speaker 2: Also, funnily enough, those are the those are two people
Speaker 2: I looked up to also for very office.
Speaker 1: It's right there there at the crossroads of everybody's like
Speaker 1: for like sort of personality formation. I feel like, if
Speaker 1: you're a certain age.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was Paul Abdul and because of the cold
Speaker 3: hearted Snake video. And I was really into Bruce Willis
Speaker 3: movies because I saw Diehard when I was too young,
Speaker 3: and so Bruce Willis movies were my favorite genre's movies.
Speaker 1: So I thought, that's where you see Jack and I's
Speaker 1: age difference.
Speaker 3: That's right.
Speaker 2: Also, was very into those two for again very opposite reasons.
Speaker 1: What's your favorite Bruce Willis's moment.
Speaker 2: My favorite Bruce Willis moment is guest starring on Friends
Speaker 2: as Rachel's loved dress.
Speaker 1: Wow. Okay, okay, yeah.
Speaker 3: Bringing that Bruce Willis energy no matter where he is.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2: If I've watched many movies with Bruce Willis in them,
Speaker 2: he simply must. I really know him as his star
Speaker 2: turn as a recurring guest star on Friends.
Speaker 1: That's great. If honestly, Lee, Bruce Willis there in your.
Speaker 3: Mind, that's fine. Fine, Really the Diehard films and a
Speaker 3: movie called The Last Boy Scout. But then there was
Speaker 3: also one that was like for the real heads called
Speaker 3: Hudson Hawk that was like known as his bit most disastrous.
Speaker 3: Like everyone's like, oh he he was on a heater
Speaker 3: and just went way too far and it's like all
Speaker 3: like he's completely rewritten the script and hit with his
Speaker 3: weird sense of humor, and like the the way that
Speaker 3: him as a cat burglar and his friend's time their
Speaker 3: burglaries is singing little like jazz standards because.
Speaker 2: None of the words that are coming out of your
Speaker 2: mouth right now, Jack makes sense to.
Speaker 3: Me exactly, And and I loved it. I was like,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna go to the video store and rent Hudson
Speaker 3: Hawk again.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm looking Bruce.
Speaker 3: Willis is like wanted to be a singer like this.
Speaker 3: The secret to his success, The way that he like
Speaker 3: always communicated like being sort of annoyed, was that he
Speaker 3: was actually annoyed to be there because he never he
Speaker 3: thought that he missed his true calling and he should
Speaker 3: have been a blues singer.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: The theme of this pod exactly, missed callings, Missed callings.
Speaker 1: Yeah, could have been a magazine.
Speaker 3: So annoyed to be doing this podcast same, I could
Speaker 3: be a fucking getting hair to make up all day.
Speaker 3: What is something that you think is underrated? Chris?
Speaker 2: The thing that I think that is underrated is the
Speaker 2: Netflix TV show The Devil's Plan. I'm obsessed with this.
Speaker 2: They're out on season two right now, and me and
Speaker 2: my my ex Eliat. We watched the first season together
Speaker 2: and became really obsessed, and then the second season came
Speaker 2: out a couple months ago and we've been binge watching
Speaker 2: this show and it's just a series of games. But
Speaker 2: what is fun for us is that the rules to
Speaker 2: each game are so convoluted and long. They genuinely take
Speaker 2: twenty minutes out of each episode to explain you the
Speaker 2: new Google set, and we love it. We're like, oh,
Speaker 2: this is so complicated, it does not make sense. Uh,
Speaker 2: it's it's overly verbose. It's fun. It's so fun.
Speaker 3: To just to figure out a Korean show.
Speaker 2: It's a Korean show.
Speaker 1: Yes, the Doubles Point Show.
Speaker 3: Nice. I have enjoyed some that. What was the one
Speaker 3: that was different? Sort of physical fitness Physical one hundred,
Speaker 3: Physical one hundred. I love that show too. I watched
Speaker 3: both seasons of that.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 2: They also have something called Core Culinary Class Wars where
Speaker 2: they pit one hundred chefs from different classes against each other.
Speaker 2: Very obsessed with the one hundred model.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that's really cool.
Speaker 1: You know what's up next? One hundred men versus Gorilla's.
Speaker 3: Idea like chefs who like make street food versus chefs
Speaker 3: who are like high dining. Yeah, what a great concept.
Speaker 2: I was obsessed with the Food Network growing up Like
Speaker 2: that was my version of an escape growing up in Riverside, California.
Speaker 2: Are kind of almost middle nowhere. But just watching like
Speaker 2: Anthony Bourdain go around and try street food or drive ins,
Speaker 2: diners and dives? Is that the correct series of words?
Speaker 1: Triple might be.
Speaker 3: The right order, but that's the I believe that's the.
Speaker 2: Everything we call that. I love that triple D.
Speaker 3: Baby, tell them, tell them I need at least three d's.
Speaker 1: Hell yeah, what is.
Speaker 3: Something you think is overrated?
Speaker 2: What do I think is overrated? In and out? I
Speaker 2: just do not get it? Is that too niche?
Speaker 3: For our most common overrated? Basic alert?
Speaker 1: Basic alert, basic alert, basic learn?
Speaker 2: Okay, wait, I want to change mine to uh to
Speaker 2: basic human rights?
Speaker 3: No our least nobody thinks that's Wait, so what's your
Speaker 3: I mean?
Speaker 1: You said? Are you from Riverside? I'm from Riverside? Oh yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: so growing up so cow we know we know in
Speaker 1: and out is whatever. It's too. I think for people
Speaker 1: who come from outside of California, it's like and fine,
Speaker 1: go ahead.
Speaker 2: Find yourself like a Baker's find yourself like a candle.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, OK, nobody has real jobs anymore. Become a
Speaker 2: candlestick maker, become a blacksmith.
Speaker 3: Giving bill maher, this is great, but what what for you?
Speaker 1: What's the part about in and out that to you
Speaker 1: is like whatever, just the whole, the whole.
Speaker 2: Thing, the whole experience. It's like the the fries are
Speaker 2: not good unless you you tell them to make them
Speaker 2: well done. It's like, Okay, I shouldn't be telling you
Speaker 2: to cook the fries. I think that's a given in
Speaker 2: the ordering process. The fact that they just outright refuse
Speaker 2: to have vacon. It's like, this is a this is
Speaker 2: a burger, not a test. Yeah, put bacon on it.
Speaker 2: And then just the long lines of it all. I'm
Speaker 2: not I'm not really interested. Lines are overrated.
Speaker 1: Yeah right, not a let.
Speaker 3: Met We do love a line and just humans will
Speaker 3: will just go wait in a line. There's so many
Speaker 3: lines all over Los Angeles and yeah, we just the
Speaker 3: best thing you can do for your restaurant is have
Speaker 3: just incredibly shitty service. Yeah, we're just completely understaff your place.
Speaker 3: So there's a line out the door.
Speaker 1: Well actually, but then it has to be good enough
Speaker 1: that someone's like, yeah, fuck it, I'll wait fifteen minutes
Speaker 1: for this Turkish coffee. That's the new spot I see
Speaker 1: in the valley. There's a Turkish coffee spot has a door,
Speaker 1: a fucking line out the door every morning.
Speaker 3: Turkish coffee.
Speaker 1: Yeah, m hm, up on that.
Speaker 3: Pickles or whatever was the latest, like fancy little foody trend. Sardines.
Speaker 3: I feel like tin tin fish, tin fish was one. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I felt like I saw that at every wine bar
Speaker 2: that I went to.
Speaker 1: Yeah, everyone was like, and we also have an amazing
Speaker 1: tin fish selection. I'm like, I didn't come here to
Speaker 1: eat canned food for meet from the nineteen seventies. And
Speaker 1: I get like, because what they do is like like
Speaker 1: you know, like that shit people do in Europe, like
Speaker 1: we up charge you, We up charge the fuck out
Speaker 1: of that for you to do that in a restaurant.
Speaker 1: They're like, here's a loose bag. Get in three Kansas sardines. Bus.
Speaker 3: I will say most of the people who say In
Speaker 3: and Out's overrated are usually people coming from outside. They've
Speaker 3: like heard about it, they've traveled with like In and
Speaker 3: Out in mind, and they don't like it. So to
Speaker 3: have somebody who is from the home of In and
Speaker 3: Out to just be like, nah, it's not good. Is
Speaker 3: pretty new.
Speaker 1: I will say thank you for making me feel better.
Speaker 2: I've been racking my brain trying to think of something
Speaker 2: else now, Like I guess, uh TikTok is overrated.
Speaker 1: Corona, the city of the Circle Cities.
Speaker 2: Where did you grow up?
Speaker 1: I grew up in the valley here. But I know,
Speaker 1: I mean, I know, I know southern California very well.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah enough.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: To the degree that Miles gets his in and Out
Speaker 3: fries medium rare, yeah, he says, don't don't do them too.
Speaker 3: That's not a joke, Chris, I get them light. He
Speaker 3: mushy ass fry.
Speaker 1: You asked them.
Speaker 2: Don't even cook it, I said, come out that you
Speaker 2: try to cook it in the first place.
Speaker 1: Just put that potato through the slicer and just throw
Speaker 1: some oil. Just to put my mouth underneath the fry
Speaker 1: cooker me.
Speaker 3: Slicer in my mouth. I'll wrap my lips around it.
Speaker 1: You just like potato. This is from my O f man.
Speaker 1: Just the thing follow anyway, Let me get my mouth
Speaker 1: on that Thing'll.
Speaker 3: You mouth slam your face down on the table on
Speaker 3: top of.
Speaker 2: You guys into mook bang.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm not into it, but I'm always amazed
Speaker 1: to see the person eat the amount of food that's
Speaker 1: in front of them. That part, I'm like, you really
Speaker 1: ate twenty fucking chicken sandwiches like that?
Speaker 2: How Sometimes it's spooky the amount that the people eat.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, but for me overall, And no, I'm not like,
Speaker 1: I'm not one of those people who like, I'm into
Speaker 1: seeing that or then like scratching their nails on the
Speaker 1: crispy chicken and be like, okay, just eat whatever. Do
Speaker 1: you This ain't for me.
Speaker 3: I didn't know those two overlapped and luck Bang Oh
Speaker 3: people will give a shit with the food too.
Speaker 2: Mook Bang is under the umbrella of asmr.
Speaker 1: Oh, I didn't know that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like it's a subsection of right, it would be.
Speaker 3: So there's like some sensory experience that they're getting out
Speaker 3: of watching people devour like a whole punch bowl of ramen.
Speaker 1: Yeah, or to eat chipole burritos in a row. Yeah.
Speaker 2: One time I saw somebody ingest five entire octopus tentacles
Speaker 2: and I thought that was rad or cooked.
Speaker 3: Were they still squirming?
Speaker 1: Yeah? They were. They were thick. Tell him oop, tell him?
Speaker 1: Tell him how thick were they cooked or were they
Speaker 1: where they were like they were purple and like rigid,
Speaker 1: like a full line.
Speaker 2: They were like they seemed like at most they may
Speaker 2: have been boiled.
Speaker 1: Right right, like a par boil, blanched even Okay, go
Speaker 1: off to Blanche Duboi. I'm up in it.
Speaker 3: All right, Let's take a quick break. We'll be right back.
Speaker 3: We'll get into some news that involves cocaine. Have you
Speaker 3: guys heard about this stuff cocaine? Be right back and
Speaker 3: we're back back, and let's talk about Pete Pete hagg Seth. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I hired Pete.
Speaker 1: Yeah, as they call him, the d U. I hire
Speaker 1: Pete hagg Seth kept this little slightly lower profiles since
Speaker 1: all the signal Gate controversies over the last few months,
Speaker 1: or people like you're using apps that people used to
Speaker 1: buy psychedelic mushrooms with, you're doing like trade like national
Speaker 1: security secret talking on there. Oh that's bad, you know,
Speaker 1: And then he said the President is backing me. Everything
Speaker 1: is under control. It's just the leakers. It's a bunch
Speaker 1: of leakers with people that are aggrieved that need to
Speaker 1: get sorted out. Well, the last month or so, it's
Speaker 1: been pretty chaotic for the Pentagon because Heggsath fired a
Speaker 1: fuck ton of people working for him for reasons that
Speaker 1: are not that clear. Like he claims it's that they
Speaker 1: are leakers of sensitive information and like, you know, like
Speaker 1: and that's why they had to go, while others say
Speaker 1: he's just completely lost his ability to manage the situation,
Speaker 1: and the quote sensitive information is people just telling the
Speaker 1: press how much of a shit show it is at
Speaker 1: the Pentagon, nothing to do with like sensitive military plans.
Speaker 3: He's like, don't fucking tell them.
Speaker 1: This is a drunk ass shit show in here, right,
Speaker 1: fucking knock it off. His chief of staff, Joe Casper,
Speaker 1: had to quit after reports of him being shitty to
Speaker 1: military personnel and also just generally like he loves to
Speaker 1: talk about how big his shits are. This is from
Speaker 1: the Guardian quot. Sources also describe more erratic behavior by Casper,
Speaker 1: such as him describing a bowel movement in a business meeting.
Speaker 1: Quote can I just tell everyone around this table that
Speaker 1: I just took an enormous ship right before coming in here?
Speaker 3: Casper allegedly replied, no, you may not, and why would
Speaker 3: you think you could.
Speaker 1: Also, you should warn us rather than just baking in
Speaker 1: the thing that we may resist wanting to hear. Can
Speaker 1: I just say the thing he might not want to
Speaker 1: hear and then tell me if you want to?
Speaker 3: I thought he was like, yeah, you can tell us
Speaker 3: and be like go on, Okay.
Speaker 2: So it sounds like all of the dudes that I
Speaker 2: hung out with in high school.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it sounds like yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Also the way that you say leakers, it feels like
Speaker 2: a slur. Yeah, within the like I'm sure it is. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: freaking leakers, leakers everywhere.
Speaker 3: It's like they'll be such shitty Like they are inventing
Speaker 3: new slurs on a daily basis, and one of the
Speaker 3: ones they've recently come up with is pannikins, which are
Speaker 3: American and panic but people who are panicking mixed together.
Speaker 3: But it sucks. It's just like a bad word that
Speaker 3: but like not a bad word as like ooh naughty,
Speaker 3: like your your word that you've come up with sucks
Speaker 3: ship jack pasobiac. It's not it's not good.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's called having your eyes open and realizing what
Speaker 1: the consequences are going to be of everything.
Speaker 2: Maybe maybe they would be better at coming up with
Speaker 2: new slurs. If they bothered to take an art or
Speaker 2: poetry class.
Speaker 1: That would require them opening up to a little bit
Speaker 1: more empathy, I'm afraid, And that's I think they're there
Speaker 1: in lies one of the big problems with their creativity.
Speaker 3: But also the thickens and these fucking empathic ins m
Speaker 3: to go go to south today, freak an empathegot.
Speaker 2: Yeah, here's my here's my hot take. I think that
Speaker 2: like if these people did genuinely did the work to
Speaker 2: sort of like make us all equal, you know, then
Speaker 2: they they could say slurs and they wouldn't have to
Speaker 2: try to invent these things, like if we were all
Speaker 2: paid equally and we're on the same social equal footing
Speaker 2: or whatnot. It actually wouldn't be bad if they said
Speaker 2: the f slur, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: I would be like, yeah, go ahead, sing the whole
Speaker 1: chorus a gold digger on sensor.
Speaker 3: And that is all they're looking for.
Speaker 1: That's all they want. That's all because they're tired of
Speaker 1: saying she she don't looking for no broke broke, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean. They want to finish the damn sentence.
Speaker 3: Fair, damn it when you see that we see the
Speaker 3: chats on Reddit, like that is always what it comes
Speaker 3: back to.
Speaker 1: Yeah, can't I say they said all the time?
Speaker 3: They say it in their song.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Anyway, look up Hegemon. I don't even
Speaker 1: look up Hegemony. Fuck it. Yeah, just go gets your
Speaker 1: ass beat or something. So one of the other ousted
Speaker 1: advisors also implied that Casper, that former his former deputy staff,
Speaker 1: also likes to dabble in the disco fuel as well,
Speaker 1: like messily calling around like so it get out like
Speaker 1: do you know anything about him doing cocaine? And like
Speaker 1: so then that got out that this guy was asking
Speaker 1: about Casper's cocaine news. If you were like this is
Speaker 1: a mess.
Speaker 3: Then who was asking like the guy cocaine? I was like,
Speaker 3: do you know about my cocaine news? No?
Speaker 1: No, no, no no. One of the one of the ousted
Speaker 1: like advisors that Hegxeth fired because he didn't fire this
Speaker 1: guy Joe Casper, the big ship taker, because that was
Speaker 1: like his boy. So then to undermine him the others,
Speaker 1: this other person's getting mess and like do you don't
Speaker 1: like Joe Casper is like hitting that blow cane like
Speaker 1: this fucking eighty.
Speaker 3: Eight or what I don't know any friendly ghost let
Speaker 3: me know, yeah, and it ain't the mattress fan. So
Speaker 3: then things again got a little bit more sour because
Speaker 3: the White House basically inserted themselves to like it like
Speaker 3: in all the Pentagon firings, because they just had to
Speaker 3: prevent the clown show from going further.
Speaker 1: Down the drain. One advisor asked hegsets lawyer, Hegset's personal
Speaker 1: lawyer who he brought onto the Pentagon was tasked with
Speaker 1: finding the leaker of like, you know, a military plan
Speaker 1: about the Panama Canal, but really he was tasked with
Speaker 1: figuring out who is leaking like talking all that shit
Speaker 1: to the press. And when the White House said, how
Speaker 1: did you come to believe that it was his? Like
Speaker 1: the fire deputy chief of staff, his lawyer basically let
Speaker 1: it slip that they used in illegal NSSAY wire tap
Speaker 1: on the guy. And then the White House advisor was like,
Speaker 1: hold the fuck up are you telling me? Hold on,
Speaker 1: you cannot have the fucking NSSAY spying on the Department
Speaker 1: of Defense, Like that is beyond like even for us,
Speaker 1: Like that's just we don't what are you fucking talking about.
Speaker 1: And when he realized how fucked up it was. The
Speaker 1: lawyer was like, actually, I think like I overheard it
Speaker 1: from another person and it wasn't actually the that say,
Speaker 1: like wiretap that was done without a warrant. Uh. That
Speaker 1: has yet to be resolved. So right now this is
Speaker 1: this is everything that's swirling around. They're spying on each other,
Speaker 1: they're taking big ships, and they're getting messy about cocaine use.
Speaker 3: They're so proud of their big ships, like Trump has bread.
Speaker 1: No, I don't know why, why is taking a big ship?
Speaker 1: Like she's like, yo, look how look at what I
Speaker 1: can get up out of my body there.
Speaker 3: You know, I've talked about this before. There is something
Speaker 3: like primal and like with with little boys. Again, these
Speaker 3: are children like my dad and his older brother used
Speaker 3: to save their ships to like compare them to one
Speaker 3: another's big ships. What do you mean like toilet to
Speaker 3: put it in a shoe box. It's just I wish
Speaker 3: you know, No, that's it is what they did when
Speaker 3: they were children. What call like.
Speaker 1: A pet caterpillar?
Speaker 3: That you really big pet caterpillar? Yeah, dark times. You know.
Speaker 1: Sholahoma built different.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Philadelphia, Philadelphia, Philly, And we knew that already.
Speaker 1: We knew Philly was built different. But yeah, this is uh,
Speaker 1: this is continuing. There's still no like a lot of
Speaker 1: people have asked them, like one of these illegal warrant
Speaker 1: list wire taps. We still haven't gotten to the bottom
Speaker 1: of it because everyone's playing dumb now as like the
Speaker 1: controversies get more intense. But yeah, I'm we'll see what happens.
Speaker 1: This is all happening while you know, these are the
Speaker 1: people that are actually in charge of the fucking Pentagon,
Speaker 1: the fucking war machine, are just you know, frat dudes
Speaker 1: do a coke and taking big shits.
Speaker 3: If we had like a well funded like media like
Speaker 3: you know, like in nineteen seventies era, like mainstream media.
Speaker 3: How many water yates do you think we're averaging a
Speaker 3: week at this point from this administration, I'd say three
Speaker 3: a day, Like it's a lot, it's a lot. They're
Speaker 3: just they're coming through and then just being replaced by
Speaker 3: another water kait. They're just not it's not like they're
Speaker 3: doing it and it's a secret. They're doing it telling
Speaker 3: people about it, being like I didn't know you couldn't
Speaker 3: do that. And then the only reason that doesn't become
Speaker 3: like front page news is one like everybody scared because authoritarianism,
Speaker 3: but also it seems like it's you know, just replaced
Speaker 3: by the next one, the next outrage.
Speaker 1: There they're straight up violating protected speech, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean. These were things that were like total legal
Speaker 1: third rails. They're like, yeah, bro, that's like what are
Speaker 1: we talking about? That's the First Amendment. And you look
Speaker 1: at like now with Harvard there, you know, Trump's like
Speaker 1: you're gonna get fully defunded. And you know, Linda McMahon
Speaker 1: who's the Secretary of Education, is basically saying, well, they're
Speaker 1: not doing what the what the administration says to do,
Speaker 1: and if they run a foul of that, they're wrong.
Speaker 1: You're like, okay, well they have free speech rights, like
Speaker 1: you can't just say because they're not doing what you
Speaker 1: say and towing the line. Now they're up to have
Speaker 1: all you know, funds just totally vaporized.
Speaker 2: Well you think you have free speech, Well I have
Speaker 2: a gun, yeah, right exactly, Okay, that's fine, that's fine.
Speaker 1: And then even just like they just the the sheriff
Speaker 1: that they just pardoned, that he just pardoned, and now
Speaker 1: the two the Chris Lies, you know that family that
Speaker 1: the reality star people that went to jail there.
Speaker 3: What's the story there? I like, couldn't again, this is
Speaker 3: their thing is working on me in that Like, it's
Speaker 3: so many new scandals that I'm just like, I don't
Speaker 3: fucking want to learn about this reality show couple.
Speaker 1: Yeah he was basically, I mean, they they were doing
Speaker 1: fucking fraud. They were convicted of fraud, and like we
Speaker 1: said on the other show yesterday, convicted of fraud. Like
Speaker 1: we said yesterday, if you are white and as long
Speaker 1: as you don't kill another white person, you can get
Speaker 1: a parted.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you can get one.
Speaker 1: So they tick all the boxes TV white people Maga
Speaker 1: check only did fraud and stole from people? Check, Okay,
Speaker 1: you can get.
Speaker 2: A pardon because well, fraud is free speech. Thats right,
Speaker 2: It's it's your fault for believing in my free speech.
Speaker 1: I said it, and I can't say it. That's protected speech. Sadly,
Speaker 1: I feel like we are probably looking towards some kind
Speaker 1: of you know, some kind of like codification of fraud
Speaker 1: into our laws to be like, well, if you get got,
Speaker 1: you get got according to this new statue.
Speaker 3: I do think that we need a we need a metric.
Speaker 3: Somebody needs to start tracking like whip like watergates per
Speaker 3: news cycle is like a you know, like what the
Speaker 3: what all those like baseball stats that are like what's
Speaker 3: their warg We need something like that for this administration,
Speaker 3: just like we.
Speaker 1: Need like uber metrics for to understand it.
Speaker 3: Uber metrics for just the massive flood of corruption.
Speaker 2: Okay, let's say that you get some high ranking job
Speaker 2: in the government and you're there. You you only have
Speaker 2: like a week morals side, what's the biggest scam that
Speaker 2: you think you can pull off in a week, Like
Speaker 2: in terms of to enrich myself or to like breelish, like,
Speaker 2: can you achieve your supermarket suite?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Are you getting the turkeys or are you going straight
Speaker 2: for the uh for the hoses and the tires?
Speaker 1: What are you going for? If I'm like, if I'm
Speaker 1: thinking really a macavelion here, I would I would take
Speaker 1: something that I know I can cash in later for
Speaker 1: something much bigger. It doesn't I wouldn't be looking at money.
Speaker 1: I'm looking for like information or something that I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: I could flip this.
Speaker 2: I'm a flipper. The passwords to the New York Stock Exchange.
Speaker 1: I'm a flipper. I'm a I like to flip Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm yeah, Like I like to go to the thrift
Speaker 1: store and go thrifting. I'm like, Oh, they don't, they're
Speaker 1: they're they're sleeping on this thing. I'm gonna take that.
Speaker 1: I'll go sell it to another nation or some ship,
Speaker 1: you know.
Speaker 3: I think blackmails are right answer because the the fraud
Speaker 3: is so flagrant at this point and you have to
Speaker 3: assume at some point it won't be And also it
Speaker 3: doesn't seem like it's the thing that any but he
Speaker 3: inside the administration is necessarily looking for while they're in it,
Speaker 3: because they are all like true believers. So I feel
Speaker 3: like you could just like be the was that like
Speaker 3: invention of Lying that movie where like nobody else knows
Speaker 3: how it ever knows what lies are, Like, you could
Speaker 3: kind of be that for like the only person who
Speaker 3: realizes that Donald Trump is like committing massive fraud on
Speaker 3: a daily basis and just like build, build your case,
Speaker 3: get out of there, and then make some money on
Speaker 3: the back end.
Speaker 1: Chris, you're in the White House. What are you doing?
Speaker 1: What are you doing? Uh?
Speaker 2: I think that I'm gonna print myself off a bunch
Speaker 2: of different passports.
Speaker 3: That's smart.
Speaker 1: Oh, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then I don't know how long that takes.
Speaker 2: But if I got a couple extra days, I'll also
Speaker 2: hide a plane.
Speaker 1: Yeah, hide a plane. I mean, with the way the
Speaker 1: defense spending is, you could probably get like a jet
Speaker 1: or something like a fighter jet. Uh, you know, just
Speaker 1: kind of chilling in the corner or something like that.
Speaker 1: There are too many of them. There's no way that
Speaker 1: they have an Excel spreadsheet tracking where easily walk out
Speaker 1: of there with some guns. There's no way that. I mean,
Speaker 1: we don't. We can't even track the guns in the
Speaker 1: in the fucking cunt and at any.
Speaker 2: Like okay, real talk, I would be scared of owning
Speaker 2: a gun. I think that I'm just like too, I'm
Speaker 2: like too much of a manic pixie dream grow. I
Speaker 2: would I would just like be like with doopsy, I
Speaker 2: dropped it and it's like fully automatic, you know, just
Speaker 2: like twirling around the room. Yeah, whipping around like a snake.
Speaker 2: But I would love a military tank.
Speaker 1: That's a stunts.
Speaker 2: No one's going to try to get my parking spot.
Speaker 1: Like those people who are like, excuse me, I'm saving
Speaker 1: this parking spot, like you can't save spots now watch
Speaker 1: this ship.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but then you just carefully parallel park. Yeah, the
Speaker 3: Pentagon would be the place to target, both because every
Speaker 3: buddy seems to be drunken on cocaine currently and also
Speaker 3: like even before everybody was drunken on cocaine, they misplaced
Speaker 3: like three billion dollars like a few years back. So
Speaker 3: I feel like you could you could really just I
Speaker 3: don't know, like the scheme from Office Space would work,
Speaker 3: you know, just like rounding some rounding errors and suddenly
Speaker 3: you have like thirty million dollars in the bank. Yeah, yeah, anyways,
Speaker 3: just ideas.
Speaker 1: Anyway, Look, if you're a federal worker, please give us
Speaker 1: some better ideas. I mean, we came into this cold,
Speaker 1: I barely did any research. But if you're a federal
Speaker 1: worker and you've got some real tips for us, let
Speaker 1: us know.
Speaker 2: I know, I wonder. I'm sure there's like way cooler
Speaker 2: things that we just like don't even have the ability
Speaker 2: to extrapolate.
Speaker 1: Like whatever the doge fuckers like. Obviously they're trying to
Speaker 1: get a ton of sensitive information and things like that,
Speaker 1: but I'm like, what's like the low hanging fruit of
Speaker 1: sensitive information? I could be swooping up.
Speaker 3: They're all going to be like billionaires in the future.
Speaker 3: I feel like like the way that oligarchs happened in
Speaker 3: after the fall of the Soviet Union was just like
Speaker 3: they created all these coupons that were like, Okay, this
Speaker 3: coupon gives you access to ten percent of the petrol
Speaker 3: industry in Russia, and like one guy just like collected
Speaker 3: all those and now he like runs petrol and so
Speaker 3: I feel like Doge, like, that's probably what those people
Speaker 3: are doing, and they'll be our future oligarchs. Yeah, there
Speaker 3: enough to drive I love games.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, once they're old enough to have a beard.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, exactly. Anyways, this is probably how people are
Speaker 3: thinking about the administration right now, right like, as I guess,
Speaker 3: there's the true believers, but then I think there's a
Speaker 3: lot of people who are just like.
Speaker 1: People are shameless. It's like if you've been to an
Speaker 1: award show and there's been like a gifting suite and
Speaker 1: they're breaking it down and people come in like, hey,
Speaker 1: can I take this? Can I take the ya? Are
Speaker 1: you using this? I'm taking this, I'm taking this, I'm
Speaker 1: taking this. I'm taking That's how people are probably looking
Speaker 1: at That was a very specific reference to when I
Speaker 1: worked events.
Speaker 3: See there were.
Speaker 1: Names, I know, there were just times people would come
Speaker 1: in trying to get so much free shit because they
Speaker 1: thought no one wasn't looking. And you're like, wow, this
Speaker 1: really is the human condition, just like get yours if
Speaker 1: you have no moral scruples.
Speaker 3: And also there's just like no nobody's like really paying attention.
Speaker 3: Like there's this article. I think it was in the Atlantic,
Speaker 3: so I didn't read it, but it was they were
Speaker 3: talking about how like the usual process really getting access
Speaker 3: to the president for an interview. You know, you go
Speaker 3: through you get vetted, and then you know you have
Speaker 3: to like go through all these official channels you kind
Speaker 3: of like say, give your pitch, your one sheet on
Speaker 3: like what you want your interview to be about. And
Speaker 3: they were like, and you know, we were in this
Speaker 3: process for three months. Our story was ostensibly like you're
Speaker 3: the most important president leader of the twenty first century,
Speaker 3: you know, like ass kissing stuff. Then like then they
Speaker 3: could like back into actual questions from and like a
Speaker 3: week before the interview, people at the White House were like,
Speaker 3: they've written critical things about you, and so Trump like
Speaker 3: started tweeting about how much he hated them and like
Speaker 3: backed out of the interview. And then a week later
Speaker 3: they just called him. They just like got his phone
Speaker 3: number and called him and ended up like having a
Speaker 3: four hour conversation with him. Anyways, They're just like, yeah,
Speaker 3: we actually just like called him. He was at his
Speaker 3: golf club and he was in a good mood and
Speaker 3: so we talked for four hours. Anyways.
Speaker 1: It's so because is this after Signal Gate where the
Speaker 1: fucking editor of the Atlantic was involved in those defense chats?
Speaker 1: Like do they remember from that?
Speaker 3: They're like, I think the Atlantic just like has realized
Speaker 3: that absolutely everyone's asleep at the wheel. Now. It's just
Speaker 3: like you can just like walk right in and meet
Speaker 3: with the president.
Speaker 1: That's Cristy. I was. I was in the I was
Speaker 1: in the Capitol. They said Trump's phone number was written
Speaker 1: on a bathroom stall.
Speaker 3: I called it.
Speaker 1: That was his phone.
Speaker 3: Straight up call for.
Speaker 1: A good time, for a great interview.
Speaker 3: All right, let's take a quick break. We'll be right back,
Speaker 3: and we're back. We're back, and we're going to talk
Speaker 3: about the rehearsal the HBO show. I don't know how
Speaker 3: many people have watched it, so we probably need to
Speaker 3: give people the background on like what the show is.
Speaker 3: It's very very difficult to explain, but yeah, I think
Speaker 3: people know Nathan Fielder from Nathan for You, right, And the.
Speaker 1: First season of rehearsal where like the conceit was like
Speaker 1: what if you could rehearse an interaction over and over
Speaker 1: again so you felt like you were in better control
Speaker 1: of it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they the first season, the things that they did
Speaker 3: is like somebody had an awkward conversation that they had
Speaker 3: to have, and so they like built a bar where
Speaker 3: they would be having the conversation and like did all
Speaker 3: this stuff and got them prepared, had brought in actress
Speaker 3: to play the person they would be having the conversation with.
Speaker 3: And then they the second through sixth episode, we're all
Speaker 3: about like somebody who wanted to have a kid but
Speaker 3: like didn't know if they were ready and was just
Speaker 3: a fascinating character. So they they rehearsed the entire process
Speaker 3: of raising a child from like birth up through like
Speaker 3: teenage years.
Speaker 1: This one, I'd say it's probably best to just just
Speaker 1: if you haven't seen this season, is just to say
Speaker 1: that this time Nathan Fielder has a very very intense
Speaker 1: interest on airline safety, and will literally stop at nothing
Speaker 1: to try and find a solution for why planes keep crashing.
Speaker 1: And when I say literally anything, any fucking mean it
Speaker 1: And I don't really want to. I haven't seen this
Speaker 1: this the finale. Although I do know what the big spoil,
Speaker 1: the big event is has been spoiled. I don't care
Speaker 1: because everything the journey up into this point is such
Speaker 1: a fucking it's your mind will be blown in so many,
Speaker 1: so many ways over and over again.
Speaker 2: It's wild how tinly it is too, Like there's no like,
Speaker 2: how did he pick this as like a thing to
Speaker 2: focus on this season? Yeah, and as it's coming out,
Speaker 2: we have all of the disaster after disaster after disaster
Speaker 2: in the news about planes crashing.
Speaker 3: So here's my dark conspiracy theory.
Speaker 1: He's doing that.
Speaker 3: He was making this show at a time that where
Speaker 3: there hadn't been an American aviation disaster in like a decade.
Speaker 3: He needed something to happen. I'm just saying, no, I
Speaker 3: don't think he planned it to that degree, but everything
Speaker 3: short of that is within play with I.
Speaker 1: Mean, the one thing I thought was like, as someone
Speaker 1: who was an insufferable Malcolm Gladwell reader, I was like,
Speaker 1: this is from Outliers.
Speaker 3: Yes, the whole thing is this is any Malcolm Gladwell's
Speaker 3: was racist. Yeah, he's like, because you know Asians, it
Speaker 3: was this So basically his theory that I mean, you
Speaker 3: learn in the very first episode. So I don't feel
Speaker 3: like this is foot this is spoiler, but there's like
Speaker 3: really good. Like one of the things that they do
Speaker 3: a recreation of is they take the black box recordings
Speaker 3: from actual plane crashes and then have pilots reenact what
Speaker 3: is happening in the cockpit as these crashes happen, and
Speaker 3: there are these just awkward interactions between the pilot and
Speaker 3: a co pilot who's like, yo, we're going to crash,
Speaker 3: but like the pilot is like, no, what are you
Speaker 3: talking like that one pilot who's like it's a woman
Speaker 3: who is the co pilot, and he's just like so stupid,
Speaker 3: this is my plane, Like you know, it's like such
Speaker 3: a dick and then they crab it dies on the plane.
Speaker 3: But it's basically the theory is that they don't have
Speaker 3: open enough lines of communication between pilots and co pilots
Speaker 3: to a degree that that hierarchy they're being a pilot
Speaker 3: and co pilot leads to co pilots not saying things
Speaker 3: when something horrible is about to happen, which is like
Speaker 3: their job. Their job is to like they have a
Speaker 3: matching set of steering instruments right next to them, and
Speaker 3: they're supposed to be there to say, Okay, my plane,
Speaker 3: I'm taking over control because you're fucking this up for
Speaker 3: whatever reason. There's like something you can't see in the situation.
Speaker 3: There's something that you've like just like kind of you're
Speaker 3: having a situation where you can't like properly fly the plane.
Speaker 3: And a lot of times people, even though they know
Speaker 3: they're headed for trouble, like won't do that. The co
Speaker 3: pilots won't do that. And so his theory is like
Speaker 3: you need to find a way to open up that
Speaker 3: line of communication through kind of rehearsing or like putting
Speaker 3: them in little situations where they get better at communicating.
Speaker 1: Right. Yeah, this finale, I haven't seen it, but it
Speaker 1: it's it's it's it's quite a moment from what I'm reading.
Speaker 1: But I don't know if that's really the emphasis of
Speaker 1: the main thing around it, like whether it's the exact finale.
Speaker 1: But Chris, I don't know how did you feel about
Speaker 1: the show before we kind of dive into what the
Speaker 1: show is trying to do, what it could be doing,
Speaker 1: or what it maybe wasn't doing.
Speaker 2: So I was already obsessed with the show. I loved
Speaker 2: season one, I love Nathan for You, I really enjoyed
Speaker 2: the Curse, And then watching this finale, my jaw was
Speaker 2: on the floor the entire time. Just the absolute scale
Speaker 2: of this. I'm going to try to talk around spoilers,
Speaker 2: but he did, I guess he did. You prepare for
Speaker 2: the finale for two and a half years leading up
Speaker 2: to it, so like even before filming, So just how
Speaker 2: long that this man has been working on this project
Speaker 2: is insane. I've never done anything remotely fractional to the
Speaker 2: degree that this guy is doing things right. And I
Speaker 2: found myself like my heart was racing through this finale.
Speaker 2: My jaw was on the floor. I was texting friends
Speaker 2: and being like, please watch this with me right now.
Speaker 2: And it and it doesn't completely feel like it's not
Speaker 2: like it's just spectacle there. I enjoy the fact that
Speaker 2: there is like an intellectual angle to it, like he's
Speaker 2: doing it for a purpose, he's doing it to it
Speaker 2: seems like actually affect good change, hopefully through the lens
Speaker 2: of comedy and absurdism, and it's just it's really admirable.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's how I felt when he was the giant
Speaker 1: baby breastfeeding.
Speaker 3: That really from yeah, he's just being waterboarded, but by
Speaker 3: milk breast milk boarded. He really like walks the line
Speaker 3: between like is this are we watching a person with
Speaker 3: a having a mental health crisis who's about to like
Speaker 3: endanger the lives of a bunch of people, or like
Speaker 3: is he a genius? You know, that's like kind of
Speaker 3: the line that he's walking at the through Throughout the series,
Speaker 3: there is like one point from the finale that I
Speaker 3: don't think spoils anything, but I think really like drove
Speaker 3: the whole thing home for me of like the pilot
Speaker 3: co pilot dynamic. At one point, he's like in a
Speaker 3: in the back seat of an Uber and the Uber
Speaker 3: driver is scrolling through TikTok while they're driving, and.
Speaker 2: Then like phone in the dashboard.
Speaker 3: Yeah, phone in the dashboard. I'm like, oh, yeah, I've
Speaker 3: had that, especially like more and more recently, I've like
Speaker 3: had that and I haven't said anything. And that's exactly
Speaker 3: what they're talking about with the co pilot like that
Speaker 3: they're doing something dangerous that could get you and them killed,
Speaker 3: and you're like, yeah, but I don't want to have
Speaker 3: like an awkward conversation like that would be so awkward
Speaker 3: if I like said that, And what if they gave
Speaker 3: me like a lower rating.
Speaker 1: What if they lowered your casket six feet into the ground.
Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 2: It's kind of a b It's so interesting. I wonder
Speaker 2: if this is like a phenomena of modern society or
Speaker 2: if there is, like is there an analogous situation to
Speaker 2: folks in the past. We're built on this on like
Speaker 2: so many mechanisms of having to trust strangers like ubers,
Speaker 2: taxi drivers, airline pilots and things, and like these awkward
Speaker 2: conversations and having to scirt around them and like kind
Speaker 2: of betting our lives.
Speaker 1: Like is there something.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, I think food safety used to be
Speaker 3: a big thing that like harmed and killed people a lot,
Speaker 3: and it was just like stuff up the supply chain
Speaker 3: from you that you just had to be like, man,
Speaker 3: I hope, I hope this isn't poison and a lot
Speaker 3: of times it was.
Speaker 1: I hope this canned fish is not poisoned.
Speaker 3: I just remember the story like typhoid Mary, who was
Speaker 3: the person who like created a lot of the or
Speaker 3: like contributed to a lot of the typhoid outbreaks in
Speaker 3: New York. In I think it was like the late
Speaker 3: nineteenth century, was just somebody who was head typhoid but
Speaker 3: her head typees but like it was just shedding it,
Speaker 3: but it wasn't killing her. She was like a host
Speaker 3: that could just like hold it and just give it out,
Speaker 3: and she just kept like cooking for more. Like she
Speaker 3: would get caught, they'd want to like put her in
Speaker 3: an institution. She'd disappear and then go like work for.
Speaker 1: Another family, and like everybody was just like incredible diva,
Speaker 1: like you can't amazing get in the bag exactly.
Speaker 3: She's like, this is where I'm good at. She had
Speaker 3: like a famous peach cobbler that everybody was like, oh
Speaker 3: Mary or peach cobbler, but like they would all die
Speaker 3: and then like a week later she'd be like, well,
Speaker 3: I guess I gotta go go do this again somewhere else.
Speaker 1: But I guess it is the I guess maybe the
Speaker 1: thing you're getting that Chris is like, is it just
Speaker 1: because of like this sort of like European drive concept
Speaker 1: of social hierarchy versus like, you know, we look when
Speaker 1: you look at the examples of like European hierarchies or
Speaker 1: maybe indigenous cultures that have hierarchies, but but like responsibilities
Speaker 1: are distributed a little bit more equally, like not in
Speaker 1: a place you're like, I could never say anything to
Speaker 1: the person in this position, which feels very much like
Speaker 1: coming out of like our monarchist sort of like conception
Speaker 1: of like power structures or things like that. I wonder
Speaker 1: if that's kind of a specific thing. I don't know
Speaker 1: if like that's kind of like what's always breeding this
Speaker 1: idea of like you have a place where you do
Speaker 1: not want to sort of rock the boat from wherever
Speaker 1: you're at, it's sort of like the base level where
Speaker 1: people operate from. And then then there are other people
Speaker 1: who just you know, aren't really bothered by that, aren't
Speaker 1: burdened by it to speak their mind.
Speaker 2: Crazy of you to think that I was smart enough
Speaker 2: to ever think that that was my point.
Speaker 1: Because the more I know, the more I we like
Speaker 1: learn about like indigenous you know, culture and how it's
Speaker 1: structured and so different and so anti capitalist and antithetical
Speaker 1: to everything that ills us. Now, I'm like, oh, like
Speaker 1: this sort of like ye slocks right in with the
Speaker 1: idea that if you are here you cannot say shit
Speaker 1: to someone up here and don't even think about it.
Speaker 1: You should try to get up there if you want
Speaker 1: to talk something to them or whatever. It's like, it's
Speaker 1: just not part of our culture to be able to
Speaker 1: like call some shit out without fear of retribution.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's a whole massive, you know, libraries and libraries
Speaker 3: of information about you know, indigenous cultures that is just
Speaker 3: being ignored because they didn't have immune systems that were
Speaker 3: prepared for people who lived in pig shit, and so
Speaker 3: we were like, well, we must be superior to them then,
Speaker 3: right right, and so we won't learn all these like
Speaker 3: beautiful philosophical ideas on how to organize your culture.
Speaker 1: But we are now, you know, as more people have
Speaker 1: an interest in me more and more.
Speaker 3: But yeah, yeah, that's that book, The Dawn of Everything
Speaker 3: is about. It's pretty cool.
Speaker 2: Damn, the world would be so different if the tables
Speaker 2: were turned just ever so slightly. It's just like one
Speaker 2: hundred and eighties, ever so slightly exactly the opposite. It's
Speaker 2: like if the Europeans who came over actually were not
Speaker 2: prepared for the sicknesses that the indigenous people were. Just like, yeah,
Speaker 2: and George over there ain't doing too good, but he'll
Speaker 2: probably make it through.
Speaker 1: Just don't talk to him.
Speaker 2: They're like, I'm gonna talk to him, right, We're good.
Speaker 3: I mean, we're just like not like just they The
Speaker 3: only way that the European settlers were able to like
Speaker 3: come in and colonize the Americas was because everybody just
Speaker 3: died off. It was like an apocalypse happened, and then
Speaker 3: you know, all of these battles and like you know,
Speaker 3: the things of like cowboys versus Indians, was just that
Speaker 3: that's like the remnants they were fighting, the post apocalyptic
Speaker 3: remnants of people who had like ninety five percent of
Speaker 3: their population have been wiped out by disease. So like,
Speaker 3: just if that hadn't happened, that would have been plenty
Speaker 3: to just keep things even. But I don't know, anyways,
Speaker 3: we should get back to the rehearsal. This is about
Speaker 3: manifest destiny, man, you know, in many ways, try and
Speaker 3: manifest that.
Speaker 2: Shit, what do you have a situation in your life
Speaker 2: right now that you could use a rehearsal for like,
Speaker 2: is there a conversation or something looming in your head
Speaker 2: that you wish that you had Nathan Fulder on hand?
Speaker 1: Yes? Yes, yes, yes, what is that? Let's open the
Speaker 1: I want to tell Jack I've been lying about who
Speaker 1: I am for the best seven Oh my god, I
Speaker 1: did not go to STU go to seven years. I
Speaker 1: didn't go to college.
Speaker 3: Jack.
Speaker 1: This isn't even a microphone. It's like I'm holding and
Speaker 1: I've been getting away with it. I don't know, ah
Speaker 1: man a situation. I think I would have used one
Speaker 1: when I told my grandparents I wasn't going to get
Speaker 1: baptized when I was like eighteen, I was running that
Speaker 1: shit through my head. They're always like, you should get baptized, baby,
Speaker 1: you should get bad you should get saved, baby, you
Speaker 1: should think about it because you know you only had
Speaker 1: a dedication. You should get a baptism. And I was
Speaker 1: like the whole time, I'm like, bro, I am so
Speaker 1: off this religious shit like it is to me, it's
Speaker 1: it's like fucking everything up around or I see it
Speaker 1: as a huge driver of a lot of bad things
Speaker 1: around me historically and currently. And then I the best
Speaker 1: I did. I remember getting really high and it hit me.
Speaker 1: I was like, wait, okay, we'll flip. And I remember
Speaker 1: I went to my grandparents house. They brought it up again.
Speaker 1: I said, you know, Grandma and Grandpa, I don't think
Speaker 1: I want to get baptized. But if I met Jesus,
Speaker 1: he would think I'm doing shit right. He wouldn't say
Speaker 1: I need to really tighten up. He would be like, Okay,
Speaker 1: that dude is all right. And that's how I look
Speaker 1: at it. And I don't know if I need to
Speaker 1: have a baptism to be a good person, but I
Speaker 1: do say that I treat others with respect, and I
Speaker 1: see that I say that as a baseline. And they
Speaker 1: were like, oh I never I didn't.
Speaker 5: Okay, okay, And I was like, thank god. I thought
Speaker 5: they were gonna be like that got fuck out. But
Speaker 5: they're loving people and it wasn't that big of a deal.
Speaker 5: But that was That was a conversation I definitely rehearsed
Speaker 5: many times in my head.
Speaker 3: In your head, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you think
Speaker 3: the Fielder method would have worked on your grandparents?
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: That's where actors follow people around them. It's all so creepy.
Speaker 1: The primaries Yeah, what about you, risk you have a
Speaker 1: you have a rehearsal moment that you could have used. Hmmm.
Speaker 2: I'm really good at speaking my mind, I think so
Speaker 2: maybe it's like kind of the opposite. I probably need
Speaker 2: someone to like intervene and be like, actually, maybe we
Speaker 2: don't need to have that conversation.
Speaker 1: Tongue holder if you will, Yeah, no, no, no, let's
Speaker 1: hold your tongue and.
Speaker 3: Give you a take back on this one. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I need like an instant replay right right, right right,
Speaker 2: instant redo.
Speaker 1: Mm hmmm, hmm.
Speaker 3: What about you, Jack, Yeah, I think I think I
Speaker 3: would get more in my head if I had rehearsals.
Speaker 3: I think I think I have kind of the opposite
Speaker 3: situation where like I just need to do the thing
Speaker 3: because I ruminate too much on things already and like
Speaker 3: over prepare.
Speaker 1: I could see you getting fucked up by like a curveball.
Speaker 1: Like if you had rehearse the thing over and over
Speaker 1: and the first interaction wasn't something on the chart, you'd
Speaker 1: been like, fuck.
Speaker 3: And I do have a chart, and I have I
Speaker 3: have this whole conversation branched out, and.
Speaker 1: This isn't on my diagram. You're just holding a stone
Speaker 1: tablet as you talk and good, okay, we did. So
Speaker 1: that leads to this yes, I am having a good day,
Speaker 1: and how is your husband? Yes?
Speaker 3: Check, check check.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I mean this rehearsal thing, I think, is
Speaker 1: it the communication or is it capitalism? You know?
Speaker 3: That's right, Like, so that's that's one point that people
Speaker 3: have been making. I mean, it is a good point
Speaker 3: that communication breakdowns have caused problems in the past. It's
Speaker 3: also not like a new idea. I think the show
Speaker 3: does kind of I think it acknowledges that some people
Speaker 3: have pointed this out before, but it does make it
Speaker 3: seem like this is like kind of a completely new idea, right,
Speaker 3: And it's it's not. There's a lot of like group
Speaker 3: dynamic industries that focus on people being able to like
Speaker 3: rehearse or like do little games of role playing where
Speaker 3: people just kind of get in the right energy space
Speaker 3: and it is really interesting like that something as silly
Speaker 3: as like okay, I am captain all years and your
Speaker 3: first officer blunt and just like something that silly, but
Speaker 3: like it just energetically like changes the dynamic of like
Speaker 3: two people who haven't really met or talked.
Speaker 1: All right, start with space work. Start with space work,
Speaker 1: that's right.
Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, talking about space work. I feel like
Speaker 2: I come from an improv background. I did a lot
Speaker 2: of it, and I think that all improv is rehearsing
Speaker 2: for the unrehearsable. I think there's like a lot, a
Speaker 2: lot in my mind, Like I'm naturally like an anxious
Speaker 2: person first, like in terms of like these conversations that
Speaker 2: we're talking about, like the big ones of not wanting
Speaker 2: to get baptized or like coming out as queer or whatever,
Speaker 2: but like something about you can't prepare for those, but
Speaker 2: if you can prepare for the unpreparable, that feels good.
Speaker 3: Right.
Speaker 2: I can get in his mind space and be like, oh,
Speaker 2: I get why you would want to do this, right, Yeah,
Speaker 2: because at.
Speaker 1: Least if you've, if you've felt the sort of sensation
Speaker 1: of like, oh I need to adapt and listen and
Speaker 1: quickly do something like this. Yeah, it does sort of
Speaker 1: set the bar for you, at least with confidence to
Speaker 1: you know, encounter those kinds of moments.
Speaker 3: But yeah, going back to just uh, and this is
Speaker 3: a bit of a recurring theme on this podcast. So
Speaker 3: Nathan Fielder is a comedian. His interest is in interpersonal awkwardness,
Speaker 3: but like the bigger problem with aviation safety as capitalism
Speaker 3: and airlines and aerospace manufacturers putting profits first and needs
Speaker 3: of workers and passengers behind profit and underfunding regulatory agencies
Speaker 3: like the FAA while giving huge tax breaks to profitable
Speaker 3: companies like Boeing. But it's you know, communication and the
Speaker 3: cockpit and things like this that are failings of the employees,
Speaker 3: are things that those corporations actually point to to try
Speaker 3: to escape culpability, like they'll they'll be like, well, look,
Speaker 3: this was actually just a failing of the flight crew,
Speaker 3: right error, Yeah, operator error, when in fact, like a
Speaker 3: lot of the times, it's because people are being overworked
Speaker 3: and not being given enough rest, and like the regulations
Speaker 3: that were put in place to protect the passengers on
Speaker 3: their planes is getting bent or like push in a
Speaker 3: different direction because it's no longer you know, that FAA
Speaker 3: just is. It's like the FDA, all all those things,
Speaker 3: all those agencies that just don't have the money or
Speaker 3: the manpower that a massive corporation does.
Speaker 1: In the United States, it's like in a very dangerous way,
Speaker 1: like anti worker too, because in that one episode, all
Speaker 1: the pilots talk about it is like well, you can't
Speaker 1: tell them you're having any kind of emotional distress that
Speaker 1: they will fucking ground your ass, and so your whole
Speaker 1: job depends on you tending nothing is wrong with you
Speaker 1: ever too. And I'm like that's not good, Like it
Speaker 1: can't be that you said, like, we only are interested
Speaker 1: in people that can actually you know, they can fucking
Speaker 1: compartmentalize to the point that we don't know what's going
Speaker 1: on behind those eyes. That's what we're looking for.
Speaker 2: I don't love to hear that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm like, don know about that. I'd like I
Speaker 1: prefer situation where someone goes, you know, I'm a little
Speaker 1: stressed and overwhere I think I need to, I need
Speaker 1: I need to, I need a few days. You know.
Speaker 1: That's that feels a little bit safer. But yeah, And
Speaker 1: I think that was also one of the moments in
Speaker 1: that show too that really touched me, were like when
Speaker 1: he was just using like crew people to like engage
Speaker 1: these other pilots to just have conversations and these people
Speaker 1: were so starved for like conversation. That hit me in
Speaker 1: a way when I was like, oh my god, like
Speaker 1: these people feel so I mean, obviously these are the
Speaker 1: people that they got to be on the show, but
Speaker 1: at least this sort of sub section of pilots that
Speaker 1: they had on the show felt so in need of,
Speaker 1: like being able to talk about what's.
Speaker 3: Going on or just yeah. Actors would come up and
Speaker 3: be like, how's your day going, and they'd be like,
Speaker 3: I guess it goes back to my mom, you know,
Speaker 3: and I feel like it was to get their chest.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and that's on patriarchy.
Speaker 3: That's that's the second sentence.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just like there's so much culture around like
Speaker 2: keeping your emotions tight, like we've built these structures, like
Speaker 2: like that's just built into like these cultures. Now, emotions
Speaker 2: are gonna be they're bad, they're not good. You do
Speaker 2: not talk about them. Tough enough, do your job and
Speaker 2: if you funk up, that's on you.
Speaker 3: That's why Malcolm Liwell was right, you know in many
Speaker 3: ways as it comes back to spot on, bro, they're
Speaker 3: just they're too respectful.
Speaker 1: Really doesn't what it is? They're too polite? Oh thanks?
Speaker 3: Oh really Canadian? Is that right down to being rice
Speaker 3: farmers for so long? What you know?
Speaker 1: What's going on now? Look at the size of their hands,
Speaker 1: the space between their thumb and ring finger, I'm like.
Speaker 2: The fuck the space wild politios.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we've got problems with politikins. There's now a massive
Speaker 3: pilot shorges. By the way, they're around eighteen thousand fewer
Speaker 3: commercial pilots than the industry needed in twenty twenty three,
Speaker 3: and people haven't stopped flying since twenty twenty three, and
Speaker 3: in fact, I feel like it's gone up a little bit.
Speaker 1: Well, what say is because the benefits suck. You don't
Speaker 1: want to be a pilot no more.
Speaker 3: It's just these dang pilots are too weak.
Speaker 1: Yeah, quote overworked to the point of fatigue due to
Speaker 1: disruptions in last minute schedule changes. As a pilot's union said, huh.
Speaker 2: They're too woke. We need them to be overworked in
Speaker 2: us sleep exactly.
Speaker 3: That's right, that's right too damn woke. Well, Chris, it
Speaker 3: has been a true pleasure having you on the show Pleasure,
Speaker 3: True Pleasure.
Speaker 1: Tp DP.
Speaker 3: Where can people find you? Follow you, hear you all
Speaker 3: that good stuff?
Speaker 2: You can find me on Instagram at the meat Skeleton. Yeah,
Speaker 2: m e a t uh And you can listen to
Speaker 2: my podcast One of Us with Finn and Chris that
Speaker 2: I co host with my best friend Finn Argus. It's
Speaker 2: a mixed between improv and candid conversations. It's really really
Speaker 2: beautifully sound designed as well. It's a fun little escape.
Speaker 2: And it's also not to be confused with one of us,
Speaker 2: the Christian Worship Podcast. I have to search one of
Speaker 2: us with Finn.
Speaker 1: What if God was one of.
Speaker 3: Oh? I wonder if that is what the Christian Worship
Speaker 3: Podcast is like, based on that song that blew their
Speaker 3: fucking mind?
Speaker 1: Like, whoa did you just fucking hear what Joan Osborne
Speaker 1: fucking said?
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, stranger, a stranger.
Speaker 1: One of us? Oh my god?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, you're on the bus trying to make way home.
Speaker 1: God is good.
Speaker 3: I was like, what the fuck is this? Y'all?
Speaker 1: Ninety five is cooked?
Speaker 3: Is there, Chris a work of media that you've been enjoying?
Speaker 2: I guess I already burned that with in the talk
Speaker 2: about the rehearsal and the uh the Devil's Plan, But
Speaker 2: I do I did screen grab a couple of tweets
Speaker 2: that I that really got me.
Speaker 1: We liked that recently. If that if I can share
Speaker 1: one of those.
Speaker 2: Ye, yeah, it's I don't know how to try to
Speaker 2: translate a tweet into this audio format.
Speaker 1: So, MA, should I just recite it to you? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's how we do it, Okay. So the
Speaker 2: premise of this one is my first day in a
Speaker 2: drug cartel. The kingpin says, where's the coke? Me is pepsi? Okay,
Speaker 2: and then later police officer. This is the most bullet
Speaker 2: holes we've ever seen in a single party.
Speaker 1: Who posted that.
Speaker 2: I really got me crying U the the name is
Speaker 2: just Aaron?
Speaker 1: Okay, shout Aaron. Don't funk around.
Speaker 2: This is the most bullet holes we've seen in a
Speaker 2: single body.
Speaker 1: Tying back in that coke.
Speaker 3: Line, that coke, that cocaine. Miles. Where can people find
Speaker 3: you as their work of media?
Speaker 1: You've been in find me everywhere? When you got the
Speaker 1: at symbols at miles of Gray. There's basketball talk ahead
Speaker 1: on Miles and Jackot Mad Boosties and if you like
Speaker 1: ninety day Fiance ahead o hooy, and if you like
Speaker 1: ninety day Fiance talk with a very faded host and
Speaker 1: co host, check me out on four to twenty day Fiance. Now,
Speaker 1: let's see works of media, a work of media. Yes,
Speaker 1: on Blue Sky. Uh, there was this the Onion. This
Speaker 1: is from a few days ago. It's just like this,
Speaker 1: Like you know, they you know how they always have
Speaker 1: like a stock photo of someone for their headlines, Just
Speaker 1: like this, buttoned up a white dude in a suit.
Speaker 1: It says, very important man. One of the main guys
Speaker 1: where he works. Guys, So that descriptions him. Fucking killed
Speaker 1: me because that's something people just used to. Actually, he's
Speaker 1: one of the main guys where he works. Oh, he's
Speaker 1: one of the main guy. Yeah, he's one of the
Speaker 1: mean dudes.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 1: And then another one at Brendel Board dot Bescot on
Speaker 1: social posted, ah, my greatest foe someone who's politics are
Speaker 1: ninety five percent identical to my own.
Speaker 3: Fucking losers people. Let's see work media. I've been enjoying
Speaker 3: tweet from lev At a book of symbols, tweeted Witness
Speaker 3: Protection program, but for when you just kind of suck
Speaker 3: and need a new start.
Speaker 1: I think that's just a good pitch.
Speaker 3: And then David Grissman tweeted, ideally the rehearsal not be
Speaker 3: funded by HBO, but rather by the Work Progress Administration
Speaker 3: as a project of the new Deal. We need that.
Speaker 3: Sesame Street and the rehearsal, you should both just be
Speaker 3: public works.
Speaker 1: I'm with that. I'm with that.
Speaker 3: You can find me on Twitter at Jack Underscore O
Speaker 3: Brian and on Blue Sky at jack Obi and then
Speaker 3: the Number one. You can find us on Twitter and
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Speaker 3: episode wherever you're listening to it, and there you will
Speaker 3: find the footnotes is where we link off to the
Speaker 3: information that we talked about in today's episode. We also
Speaker 3: link off to a song there that we think you
Speaker 3: might enjoy. Miles, is there a song that you think
Speaker 3: that people might enjoy?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Man, Stereo Lab one of my favorites. I was
Speaker 1: just listening to them over the weekend and there's a
Speaker 1: track called Diagonals that's really fucking dope. It's just again.
Speaker 1: Stereo Lab is just that good, that feel good music
Speaker 1: to have around your house, like most music you know,
Speaker 1: but this one is great. It's got nice vocal melodies,
Speaker 1: it's got a really funky drum break at the beginning.
Speaker 1: So check it out. Diagonals by Stereo Lab.
Speaker 3: All right, we will link up to that in the
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