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Speaker 4: Now?
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Speaker 5: Yes?
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Speaker 4: in April. I'm done. I'm just saying facts. Oh that's
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Speaker 5: Is that your new recording voice?
Speaker 4: Well, I like rain. Yes, I'm enunciating. You know how
Speaker 4: I used to mumble a lot. Yes, But while I
Speaker 4: was in Bloomington, Indiana, I've decided that I would start
Speaker 4: enunciating since I'm a professional broadcast person.
Speaker 5: Are you going to be like a diction based comedian
Speaker 5: from now on?
Speaker 4: Cadence space see Caden space?
Speaker 5: And how will this affect your material.
Speaker 4: I believe it will make it more clear to understand
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Speaker 1: Hello?
Speaker 4: This is Chris Fairbanks.
Speaker 5: This is Karen Coil Gareth.
Speaker 4: I uh yeah, I went to one of the beautiful
Speaker 4: Bloomington's our country has to offer. There's three of them,
Speaker 4: each one roughly eighty thousand people, each one claiming to
Speaker 4: be a city of trees.
Speaker 5: And maybe not not so much.
Speaker 4: I mean, two of them are indigenous in Indiana, which
Speaker 4: means there are not so much subsidy of trees as
Speaker 4: you are the city of lies. You can't plant a
Speaker 4: bunch of trees and then claim your tree town, can
Speaker 4: I really?
Speaker 5: Quicks? I?
Speaker 4: Can I guess Cutters? What Cutters? Cutters? I mentioned that
Speaker 4: movie and they didn't.
Speaker 5: They were like, huh no, oh, the young people these days,
Speaker 5: they live in Bloomington, and then they don't know the
Speaker 5: movie Breaking Away and that I was.
Speaker 4: I think they just didn't know what Cutters meant, or
Speaker 4: maybe they're offended because I was calling them.
Speaker 5: Maybe that's actually like a real insult.
Speaker 4: What if it is? Oh, I just didn't do my research.
Speaker 5: You got to pull out some of those I'm sorry
Speaker 5: cards and start sending them away.
Speaker 4: You know I had them printed.
Speaker 5: With your little face at the top.
Speaker 4: Sorry, Sorry, hey, sorry, turn over? Sorry again? Isn't this fun?
Speaker 5: I really mean it this time. I love that movie
Speaker 5: Breaking Away. If you haven't seen Breaking Away, it is
Speaker 5: worth your time. And but can I guess the three states?
Speaker 5: Bloomington's are in.
Speaker 4: So inspirational that movie? Yes, I bet you'll get one
Speaker 4: of them. I knew one of them. Well, I do
Speaker 4: know Indiana, right, Okay, the other one, I'll give you
Speaker 4: a hint to the mall of America? Is there? Mitch St.
Speaker 4: Paul is bisera as a boy in Saint Paul, Missouri,
Speaker 4: A papa and I you would just to go out
Speaker 4: on as a propeller, bow down on the Bayou.
Speaker 5: I feel like I've told you this already, But I
Speaker 5: changed schools between fifth and sixth grade, and at my
Speaker 5: old school we hadn't done.
Speaker 4: The states yet.
Speaker 5: You had just the new school they had already done them.
Speaker 4: So that concludes our conversation about Minnesota. Oh, but I
Speaker 4: have a question owned the New Girl.
Speaker 5: When I was a high school senior, I thought that
Speaker 5: New England was a state, and my friend Lisa Lanyon's
Speaker 5: mom was so mad at me that she planned an
Speaker 5: entire trip because she was from Boston. She planned an
Speaker 5: entire summer trip for her daughter and I to go
Speaker 5: on too, so that I would learn about New England
Speaker 5: because I knew nothing about it.
Speaker 4: Wow, that's well, I can see you thinking that because
Speaker 4: of the you're a big football person, the Patriots, you
Speaker 4: might as well assume New England Patriots. What other football
Speaker 4: teams are named after areas, areas, or concepts? I feel
Speaker 4: like none, none, none, yeah, yeah, So go Patriots.
Speaker 5: And then of course Bloomington Main Yes.
Speaker 4: And who can forget Bloomington Spaja, California SPA, the Spaha area. Yes,
Speaker 4: get a get a Latin rub down at the SPA Spa,
Speaker 4: Bloomington Spa. What is your.
Speaker 5: Opinion feeling about getting massages from men.
Speaker 4: Opinion slash feeling. Yeah, I'm actually extremely comfortable with that concept.
Speaker 4: In fact, I think that I'm more comfortable if it
Speaker 4: were let's say I need one of my groin rubdowns
Speaker 4: one of Yeah, one of my monthly growin rubdowns. I
Speaker 4: would rather it be a man because I have a feeling,
Speaker 4: although I guess i'd be confronted even more so. It's something,
Speaker 4: you know, it's just all my life's a little different,
Speaker 4: but I have a feeling I would not You know,
Speaker 4: everyone has the fear of when you see a doctor
Speaker 4: or something that you'll just get a boner. Oh right, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: And I think that there's a chance. I went to
Speaker 4: this place where they it was like a Korean massage place,
Speaker 4: and they're really hard on you, and those ladies emotionally
Speaker 4: they just were like, hey, is this I think they
Speaker 4: were hinting like we can do this too, and I'm like,
Speaker 4: oh no, no, that's okay. But my penis didn't recognize
Speaker 4: their efforts. So I think, so you aren't going to
Speaker 4: pay for it. My point is I'm asexual.
Speaker 5: Simply not true. I think that's really weird that you
Speaker 5: can that for a lot of men. That's just kind
Speaker 5: of like an end of massage bonus. If they want.
Speaker 4: You hear that more often than I think it is.
Speaker 5: You think it's more of a rumor, Yeah, I think
Speaker 5: it is. I'd like to think so that Jack shacks
Speaker 5: are just gossip.
Speaker 4: Well, I mean in town, I think there are just
Speaker 4: cheap places. But in Texas it was hilarious that late
Speaker 4: at night there was roadside usually a mobile home modified
Speaker 4: that provided massage, sometimes deep tissue, along with the highly
Speaker 4: related lingerie model. Let's say you pull a groin trying
Speaker 4: to buy your wife some fancy underpants. Damn you didn't
Speaker 4: have time to see if they will fit her, and
Speaker 4: you have this pulled groin issue that you can there's
Speaker 4: a one stop shop where you can get those muscles
Speaker 4: loosened up and have someone spin around in that new
Speaker 4: neglige and then you can go, Yep, that'll fit my wife. Oops,
Speaker 4: I'm coming here.
Speaker 5: In a mobile home on the side of the road.
Speaker 4: Right next to three churches. No, Texas, you know you
Speaker 4: do it, Texas, you got it all you go. You're
Speaker 4: lack your own funny country Texas man. You don't just
Speaker 4: melt cheese on everything and make it better.
Speaker 5: No, there's much more.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you bring titties to church, Oh Texas.
Speaker 5: How many bruises are the minimum of those lingerie models
Speaker 5: and those mobile homes? Do you think?
Speaker 4: Are we just talking legs? Yes, it's hard to be
Speaker 4: a working single mama.
Speaker 5: I know it, well, you don't tell me, damn.
Speaker 4: Up your pants. And it's just like bruises, bruises, a
Speaker 4: xylophone of bruises.
Speaker 5: All I can picture in my head is a thigh
Speaker 5: with a dark purple bruise. But then it's also kind
Speaker 5: of pale, where it's like, oh, that shouldn't be out,
Speaker 5: but it's out on display.
Speaker 4: That you don't have enough iron in your diet.
Speaker 5: That's right, that maybe you drink too much mountain dew.
Speaker 4: I just started, Yes, you have your blood is it's
Speaker 4: a percentage of dew.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you're literally doing that.
Speaker 4: You're doing it to your heart. Yeah. I didn't used
Speaker 4: to bruise. I was like, I'm a man, I don't
Speaker 4: bruise and hard now I bruise. Yeah, it's really it's
Speaker 4: a weird point in your life where you'll just bump
Speaker 4: your side of your arm on your dresser and then
Speaker 4: there's just a big purple.
Speaker 5: Speaking of which, sorry to Terrow.
Speaker 4: Can we take a spider check? I'm yeah, my spider
Speaker 4: bite's doing okay. It looks great. It just looks like
Speaker 4: a patch of dry skin.
Speaker 5: I see nothing from over here, especially compared to I
Speaker 5: mean it was over two weeks ago.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was. Did I tell you that someone saw
Speaker 4: it and said, that's an allergic reaction. You have to
Speaker 4: jam this EPI pen in your leg really, which is
Speaker 4: like the scene from pulp fiction. It's it's uh, there's
Speaker 4: what is in it that made me feel like I
Speaker 4: was on cocaine? A fedron fed I think that was
Speaker 4: in it. And uh, I think I just I wanted to.
Speaker 5: See an or something like that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, maybe that's why the yeah, it's an up would
Speaker 4: it would have taken me all day and a stack
Speaker 4: of paper still have come to that conclusion. But I
Speaker 4: I want to just see if I could do it
Speaker 4: to myself. So, and she was like, it's not They
Speaker 4: were lawyers, and so they if it was bad, I
Speaker 4: think they would have thought we shouldn't have them do this.
Speaker 4: We're successful lawyers. This is a bad idea. Yes, they
Speaker 4: will be liable. Yeah, And it was kind of itching,
Speaker 4: and I had bites from being on the river, so
Speaker 4: I stabbed it in there. All of my mosquito bites disappeared, really,
Speaker 4: but it didn't really affect the spider bite. So I
Speaker 4: don't know if it I don't even know if it
Speaker 4: was a spider bite. It's not like I saw them
Speaker 4: say see you later and then repel down.
Speaker 5: It could have been a different kind of bite.
Speaker 4: Yeah, or just a weird reaction to something. It was
Speaker 4: a it was a crazy looking Yeah. It had that circle.
Speaker 4: It's still the remains. Oh, I see the circle.
Speaker 5: I see it tiny. It looked it looks like a
Speaker 5: bruise now.
Speaker 4: And the minute I stabbed my leg with this thing.
Speaker 4: This was my friend's friend. They had this nice missed
Speaker 4: out for firelike apartment in San Francisco that had to be.
Speaker 4: There were two lawyers.
Speaker 5: They're doing fine, but don't worry about them.
Speaker 4: I won't. I'm not a moment. They're doing okay. They
Speaker 4: had two cats called Maine coons the State of Man,
Speaker 4: and they were one of them was huge, the other
Speaker 4: one was fairly normal size. But they were beautiful cats
Speaker 4: with like giant I like cats, you know, I even
Speaker 4: like every cat I've ever had. I found in trash
Speaker 4: can stuck it on some fishbones. But these cats, these
Speaker 4: were like breeded. You know. They were embarrassed to say,
Speaker 4: but they want this. The husband was not a cat person,
Speaker 4: so they're like looked up. Which which cats were trainable
Speaker 4: and dog like.
Speaker 5: And apparently mad cats are most like dogs.
Speaker 4: These cats could shake, they'd go shake, they'd pulled up
Speaker 4: their paw. She would say, rolled over, and they hesitantly
Speaker 4: when you looked away, like cats. Then they would be like, okay,
Speaker 4: I'll roll over now that you aren't telling me to.
Speaker 4: And she would run around the apartment and this giant
Speaker 4: cat like would chase her, and when she'd stop, he'd
Speaker 4: get down low. I've never seen a cat chase a person, Yeah,
Speaker 4: like intensely. And so I'm on, I'm all hyped up
Speaker 4: on my pulp fiction stuff. And they could tell I'm
Speaker 4: this guy's on something. He's a weirdo. Usually cats like me,
Speaker 4: but not when I'm all hyped up on some leg juice. Yeah,
Speaker 4: they're like, stay away from the drug at it. So
Speaker 4: I'm beating on my nin's Like the cat just was
Speaker 4: letting it know that he could have taken off my fingers. Sure,
Speaker 4: but god, they were beautiful. I want one.
Speaker 5: Will you show me how big with your hands?
Speaker 4: I'm not kidding that on one of them. The other
Speaker 4: one that big. But they were huge and they had
Speaker 4: like lynx ears, like tufts of black hair. They were
Speaker 4: amazing and they're.
Speaker 5: Pictures, but I've never I don't think I've seen one
Speaker 5: of them.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, Google, I went down a lit just a
Speaker 4: man coon wearing all wormhole on the old enunciate Enunciate
Speaker 4: broadcast Journalism eight one eight till I die. Uh pictures
Speaker 4: online of just cats that were it looked photoshoped like
Speaker 4: people are going and they're like their faces are red
Speaker 4: and they're just slumped over. They're as big as dogs.
Speaker 4: They're they're huge. Yeah, they're so neat. But these people
Speaker 4: like paid thousands of dollars for them.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 5: Normally that would make me mad because there's so many
Speaker 5: just lame o cats in the But Maine coon cats
Speaker 5: I think are working.
Speaker 4: Yeah. I guess if you just kept going and overlooking
Speaker 4: all these other needy cats, you could eventually find one.
Speaker 4: Well it's like you're skew it.
Speaker 5: But it's like you're saying, I kind of want a
Speaker 5: bobcat more than I want a house cat.
Speaker 4: Yeah, because that's what they are. But they're smart and gentle.
Speaker 4: It's they're just I can't say enough nice things about
Speaker 4: these main coats.
Speaker 5: Maybe there is a mean coon rescue.
Speaker 4: That maybe I'll go to. Maine. Maybe they are indigenous
Speaker 4: to Maine. That wasn't just one of my signature word.
Speaker 5: Jokes really because it was hilarious.
Speaker 4: Well, thank you, as is my signature slow burn. No
Speaker 4: initial laughing, but yeah, but a thinker. Once you go home,
Speaker 4: you're like, oh, yeah, I guess you kind of had
Speaker 4: a point there.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it did end quickly. That makes me laugh at
Speaker 5: the time when you do a kind of a short stopper.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I love that. It's all about timing.
Speaker 5: I'm expecting three. No, you only gave me half.
Speaker 6: Yeah, there's no conclusion or punch, but yeah, I want
Speaker 6: to Another friend had a main Oh yeah, in Missoula.
Speaker 4: My friend said, oh, I have a main coon that
Speaker 4: I got at a at a shelter. And the cat
Speaker 4: came out just looked like a regular cat with some
Speaker 4: of the character traits, but obviously the runt of its group,
Speaker 4: and not what the thousands of dollars to be the
Speaker 4: kind of cat I would bring on my boat. Now,
Speaker 4: when did you get this boat? Oh, this yacht I
Speaker 4: got uh huh, oh, I got that yacht. All I
Speaker 4: was born in all I was born with it.
Speaker 5: It's bone in that boat.
Speaker 4: The s s may be lean maybe I was born.
Speaker 4: Oh I can just hear those podcast radios clicking off.
Speaker 5: No, they just turned it up too, yeah, degree.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they just changed the setting from classical to rock
Speaker 4: and roll.
Speaker 5: They're like, I better get some trouble on here. This
Speaker 5: guy's a rocking out and.
Speaker 4: He's got a monotone, low voice.
Speaker 5: I could use more exciting for me, more excited listener.
Speaker 4: Less muppet us. But but yeah, I went. Yeah, Bloomington
Speaker 4: was great. It was fun to do shows with April.
Speaker 4: Like a lot of my friends, you just do short
Speaker 4: sets like you guys do the show at the improv.
Speaker 4: I never see a longer set. Yeah from her, I've
Speaker 4: never seen these long bits that work on the road.
Speaker 4: And she was great. It was really fun.
Speaker 5: Oh good, Yeah she is. I think she's so hilarious.
Speaker 5: She did the have you ever done that show that's
Speaker 5: at the it's like the Foreign Legion place that's on Highland.
Speaker 5: It's the really old fashioned like Veterans Memorial building and
Speaker 5: it's a downstairs bar and it's kind of a famous
Speaker 5: Hollywood movie shoot spot.
Speaker 4: Huh. Maybe I would know it if I was there
Speaker 4: shooting the movie. Yeah. Probably.
Speaker 5: Well, it's like an art deco looking bar okay, and
Speaker 5: I think they did some of the shots of the
Speaker 5: shining in part of this place.
Speaker 4: Oh wow. So it's like right by Hollywood Boulevard.
Speaker 5: It's like it's up it's up Highland on the way
Speaker 5: to the Hollywood Bowl.
Speaker 4: Oh okay.
Speaker 5: It's kind of stuck over on the side, like I
Speaker 5: don't think you'd notice it.
Speaker 4: Oh okay.
Speaker 5: But there's a girl that does a show there, I
Speaker 5: think either once a week or once a month. And
Speaker 5: I went with April because she had to do it.
Speaker 5: And she went last, and there was you know, like
Speaker 5: eight people on the show. So she's like, dude, dude,
Speaker 5: I'm last, and she was bummy out. She goes, you
Speaker 5: know what I do, I'm just going to take that
Speaker 5: microphone and walk through the crowd.
Speaker 4: I'm like, i'd be curious. Oh she told me about that.
Speaker 5: Yeah. She was so funny because I was like, there's
Speaker 5: a lot of just old vets here that kind of
Speaker 5: maybe don't want this shit.
Speaker 4: And she was so funny and the mic wasn't working
Speaker 4: maybe or she.
Speaker 5: Just at one point she started talking like theater style.
Speaker 5: But I just I hadn't seen her do that much
Speaker 5: stand up. I've been friends with.
Speaker 4: Her for a while.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but that's probably the third show i'd gone to
Speaker 5: a first.
Speaker 4: She was just hilarious. Yeah, it's it's it's fun to
Speaker 4: see it's fun to see friends do good.
Speaker 5: Also, there's that stage of comedy where you've done it
Speaker 5: enough times where things like that, like for a long time,
Speaker 5: shows like that would would shake me and I wouldn't
Speaker 5: give a good performance because I'd be all mad about
Speaker 5: the scenario I was in.
Speaker 4: When you're in a restaurant, they don't know there's going
Speaker 4: to be comedy and they're trying.
Speaker 5: To eat, and all I can do is empathize with
Speaker 5: the people in the audience and know for a fact
Speaker 5: they hate me. That's all I can do. And everything
Speaker 5: that goes after that is kind of a waste of
Speaker 5: time because it's I'm just not having a good time.
Speaker 5: But then there's this weird and for me it was
Speaker 5: like after doing comedy for years and years and years,
Speaker 5: it took forever. Then I was like, it's all enjoyable
Speaker 5: because who gives a shit, Like at the really, at
Speaker 5: the end of the day, like this is all just
Speaker 5: scenario management. Really, Yeah, as opposed to I was supposed
Speaker 5: to get a standing ovation and I'm not going to
Speaker 5: get it. Yeah, but it took me forever to kind
Speaker 5: of learn that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, And sometimes it takes you like approaching it differently,
Speaker 4: like walking around the room or I did a show
Speaker 4: like that once and I just sat at a table
Speaker 4: and it was candlelight. I never sit and do stand up.
Speaker 4: I just I think there was like lanterns, and so
Speaker 4: they were. I just put my face near the lantern
Speaker 4: and acted like my ghosts were. My stories were ghosts stories,
Speaker 4: My jokes were ghost stories. It's fun to tell your
Speaker 4: jokes and like a spooky like you're telling this ghost story.
Speaker 4: And when else are you going to do that at
Speaker 4: a comedy club. No, in a weird situation where your
Speaker 4: back's against the wall and there's spooky lannerns.
Speaker 5: You have to have a lantern.
Speaker 4: You have to. If there's curtains, you have to have lanterns.
Speaker 4: It I'm just talking about old timey restaurant. Hollywood.
Speaker 5: Please have at least one bail of hay.
Speaker 4: And a petite filet on the menu.
Speaker 5: Everything has to be all a cart.
Speaker 4: I'm tired of telling this city how it should be run, but.
Speaker 5: You know, yeah, so you might as well tell.
Speaker 4: I've been here coming up on a decade and a half.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm not sure except I
Speaker 5: was trying.
Speaker 4: I don't know why I was doing an accent.
Speaker 5: I went into a really weird one.
Speaker 4: So after in Bloomington they didn't. I just changed subjects
Speaker 4: all the time, go for it. After they didn't recognize
Speaker 4: the movie Breaking Away, which is the best. It's so inspirational.
Speaker 4: As a kid, it was, I just loved it because
Speaker 4: the underdogs just really given what for to those richie
Speaker 4: Jock Soshas. Yeah and uh but I I just was
Speaker 4: talking about Daniel Stern and how in that movie and
Speaker 4: in every movie City Slickers, Home Alone, he at some
Speaker 4: point takes it in the balls. Yes, that's like a thing.
Speaker 4: It's so often in every movie that several times in
Speaker 4: Home Alone, paint can you know, there's all these nutshots
Speaker 4: and he's he's the actor that or the first I
Speaker 4: think that there's the initial pain when he gets hitting
Speaker 4: the balls and then he crosses his eyes because the
Speaker 4: pain is so great that it becomes you for it.
Speaker 4: It's like oh, and then he's I'm crossing my eyes
Speaker 4: right now, and then he like faints. It's like that's
Speaker 4: how bad. It hurts so bad that it hurt kind
Speaker 4: of good.
Speaker 5: Yeah, he has the perfect face for it too, with
Speaker 5: those big, bulbous kind of are almost already crossed eyes.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: One time I saw him on Abbot Kenny rummaging through
Speaker 4: the trash swearing no, like the kid in Parenthood that
Speaker 4: lost his retainer. He was just going fuck, God, damn it,
Speaker 4: like he lost his phone or something. But he was
Speaker 4: his shirt was dirty and he looked crazy, and people
Speaker 4: are like, oh, they like scooted away. They thought he's
Speaker 4: a homeless guy. And I'm like, that's Daniel starin everybody.
Speaker 5: What what was he doing?
Speaker 4: He was digging through the garbage and then he went
Speaker 4: to dig through another garbage. I think he had lost something,
Speaker 4: but he looked like someone ferociously trying to find part
Speaker 4: of a good sandwich.
Speaker 5: That's insane.
Speaker 4: It was insane.
Speaker 5: I I love that movie. My father loves that movie.
Speaker 5: And he used to call us Cyril when we would
Speaker 5: screw things up all the time. Cyril would he drop
Speaker 5: something on the ground. Cyril was Daniel Stearn's character's name.
Speaker 5: He was like just the big dipshit of the group.
Speaker 5: So my dad would call you Cyril if you like
Speaker 5: mess something up?
Speaker 4: And who's the character? Then the little guy that in
Speaker 4: the beginning, the most memorable scene where he's like, punch
Speaker 4: the clock and get to work and he just punches
Speaker 4: the clock with his fist and it breaks and I quit. Yes,
Speaker 4: it's like yes, guitar riff.
Speaker 5: Well, you know that's the guy.
Speaker 4: He emerged later as a scary He became scary.
Speaker 5: He was in Little Children as the pedophile.
Speaker 4: Right, I've never seen that. That's the scene. It's so
Speaker 4: upset swimming in a pool. That's like a happiness type movie.
Speaker 4: It is.
Speaker 5: It's very upsetting, but it's actually a great movie. It's
Speaker 5: unbelievable to watch, like so much tension. So his name's
Speaker 5: Jackie Earyl Hayley.
Speaker 4: Okay, yeah that is How'd you do that?
Speaker 5: Because I am desperate too, because I really adore him.
Speaker 5: I love his face, I love his acting. The second
Speaker 5: I saw him in Bad News Bears when I was.
Speaker 4: A kid, I was like, who is that? I love him?
Speaker 5: What was his name in Bad News Bears?
Speaker 4: It's the first Jackie ear Olhley that is an actor
Speaker 4: that didn't try and shoot President Reagan? Am I right?
Speaker 4: I think he was in Bad News Bearers. Yeah, he
Speaker 4: was the coolest Bad News bear.
Speaker 5: Wait, his was his name? Mike and the Bad News Bearers? Why?
Speaker 4: Kelly Leek?
Speaker 5: Kelly Leak? Thank you?
Speaker 4: How the what?
Speaker 5: But then what was his name in Breaking Away? Do
Speaker 5: you know?
Speaker 4: No? I don't.
Speaker 5: Oh that was so good. Kelly Leak was legendary. He's
Speaker 5: just like smoking first Basement or whatever.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and then he didn't do anything after some episodic
Speaker 4: stuff in the late nineties and then all of a
Speaker 4: sudden and.
Speaker 5: Then Boom, Little Children. I think he got an oscar
Speaker 5: for boom. Watchman, Watchman, he's so scary, and that he's scary,
Speaker 5: so scary. What's that scarecrow?
Speaker 4: I think that's a Batman character. But he is mad
Speaker 4: Aaron Man. What if this was well, we'd have to
Speaker 4: be answering them ass questions. But what if this was jeopardy?
Speaker 5: This was jeopardy, I would have lost already. Oh.
Speaker 4: I think, well that's incorrect. You wouldn't lost.
Speaker 5: I'm sorry. You're not an expert on anything, Alex.
Speaker 4: You don't know any of this stuff. It's on the cards.
Speaker 4: Quit being condescending to your guests.
Speaker 5: And grow that mustache back. Oh.
Speaker 4: Please God, you look just like Bird Reynolds without it,
Speaker 4: guy with fish lips, grow that stash back.
Speaker 5: What game show would do you think you would do
Speaker 5: the best on?
Speaker 4: I think I'm afraid we'll of fortune.
Speaker 5: Does that shame you.
Speaker 4: Since as a kid there was just an S and
Speaker 4: some spaces and I said, Steve Lawrence and Edie Gourmet,
Speaker 4: I just knew it and you got it right. Yes,
Speaker 4: that's awesome. Maybe it was my dad, but I do remember.
Speaker 4: I guess I wasn't at the time familiar with their work.
Speaker 5: Look, it happened. Whether you were there to watch it
Speaker 5: happen or you made it happen, it's the same feeling.
Speaker 4: Yeah, my dad's brain is similar enough to mine to
Speaker 4: where I can take some credit. Yeah, take that credit
Speaker 4: some of the things he's done, Like I said, a
Speaker 4: property appraisal, I take credit for some of those. Do
Speaker 4: you go that's silly, that's just silly talk.
Speaker 5: What did I already tell you the story at the
Speaker 5: time that I was at lunch with a guy that
Speaker 5: I dating is a generous word, that I was hanging
Speaker 5: out with and we were playing like twenty questions, Uh huh,
Speaker 5: and in one guess I think in two guesses. I
Speaker 5: got it was a celebrity that he was thinking of,
Speaker 5: and I got Pat Merita. I said, is it a woman?
Speaker 5: He said no, and I said Pat Merita, And then
Speaker 5: oh my god, I've and left that lunch. And he
Speaker 5: was like, all right, I didn't want to go out
Speaker 5: with you anymore because you're a witch. Well, I'm sure
Speaker 5: I feel like I've told you that story.
Speaker 4: You scared him. No, I didn't know that about the
Speaker 4: Pat Marina. Yeah, I remember every time that guy's name
Speaker 4: is men me too. Now I think the one thing,
Speaker 4: not not in his defense or to take away from
Speaker 4: your magic, but everyone's always got Pat Marina in their brain.
Speaker 5: Think so, yeah, he's always that knowing smile. Yeah, all
Speaker 5: that advice, Yeah, wisdom.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you don't know you're getting it. At first, you
Speaker 4: think you're just working.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you just think you're being used.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it turns out they think a good Probably seven
Speaker 5: months later you realize you're gonna win because of him.
Speaker 4: Yeah. As long as the person you're fighting is screaming
Speaker 4: about car wax and fences, yeah, then you'll know what
Speaker 4: to do.
Speaker 5: Kind of important.
Speaker 4: That was the one thing. It's like, how do you know.
Speaker 5: I mean, if you're fighting cars, you're fine. If you're
Speaker 5: fighting a crane, you'll be okay. Yes, none other than that,
Speaker 5: don't fight yeah probably.
Speaker 4: No, No, you are not equipped to fight just a
Speaker 4: human coming at you with human earms.
Speaker 5: Do you remember the game sho Tic tac.
Speaker 4: Dough tic tac dough Yeah, not toe.
Speaker 5: No dough dough like money?
Speaker 4: Oh no, I don't. Why did I think of deer
Speaker 4: a female deer? You just thought it was a terrible name. Yeah,
Speaker 4: tac dough.
Speaker 5: Wink Martindale was the host, and there was a tic
Speaker 5: tac toe board that was all lit up with bulbs,
Speaker 5: and there was trivia questions and then if you got
Speaker 5: it right, you got to put x's and no's like
Speaker 5: the Hollywood squares. It was a smaller version, but behind
Speaker 5: one of the squares there was a dragon.
Speaker 4: I really think it was their opportunity to put a
Speaker 4: scary dough.
Speaker 5: Like a deer with huge things.
Speaker 4: Why, well, it's not tktok dragon? What that? Why was
Speaker 4: there a dragon?
Speaker 5: They're just like, oh, no, one had to do anything. Well,
Speaker 5: it was going to happen either way.
Speaker 4: They all put out a cigarette and a giant ass tray.
Speaker 4: Poor that Scotch.
Speaker 5: What else should we do a variety show?
Speaker 4: Okay, I don't know.
Speaker 6: Let's find a reason to get you a secretary to
Speaker 6: walk in here she says the crassest.
Speaker 5: Things, the dirty mouth secretary.
Speaker 4: This Fallen NBC starring Fran Dresser.
Speaker 5: Sorry, I feel like my nose is running. That's okay,
Speaker 5: I apologize.
Speaker 4: That's usually me. I'm usually that guy. That's right.
Speaker 5: How are your joints, let's check in.
Speaker 4: It's they're okay. As a whole. My hip is not good.
Speaker 4: It is hurting.
Speaker 5: Have you been swimming?
Speaker 4: I have, but it seems like it doesn't care.
Speaker 5: It doesn't care anymore.
Speaker 4: I need to swim more. Maybe. Yeah. I did some
Speaker 4: things well in Montana. Is in Montana for about ten days,
Speaker 4: and I went like stand up paddle boarding, and I
Speaker 4: went water skiing, and I went skateboarding with some pals
Speaker 4: and I did some damage. I think to where it's
Speaker 4: like swimming. But swimming always feels good. Yeah, even if
Speaker 4: it's hurting. So hey, and I've been I like it
Speaker 4: in the Olympics. Now I'm like watching swimming.
Speaker 5: Isn't it the best?
Speaker 4: It's pretty impressive now that I am learning to swim,
Speaker 4: especially the fact that they don't have to wear a
Speaker 4: snorkel from ross dress for less. That's right.
Speaker 5: They almost never do, although I heard in Rio some
Speaker 5: of the swimmers were wearing snorkels because the water was
Speaker 5: so cloudy. Oh wow, when they first got there.
Speaker 4: That's what I would do. You don't want that on
Speaker 4: your mucous membranes.
Speaker 5: No, you can't have it. Yeah, it was supposed to
Speaker 5: be a little My favorite is the shot they take underneath,
Speaker 5: because you're underwater and they're underwater. It's the greatest you
Speaker 5: can see what they're doing.
Speaker 4: It's funny. The only time it makes zero sense is
Speaker 4: with I watched the synchronized diving and so they show
Speaker 4: their dive. It's amazing how they do it. They like
Speaker 4: touch hands and instinctively know when they're gonna That's how
Speaker 4: they the guys would do it. It was funny. They zoom
Speaker 4: in on their hands lightly touch. But you can tell
Speaker 4: which divers were kind of homophobic because they didn't commit.
Speaker 4: They're just like hovering and kind of tapping. But the
Speaker 4: other there's other guys that are like, hey, buddy, and
Speaker 4: then it's totally they're falangy to falangy. But anyway, They're like.
Speaker 5: I'm not your boyfriends, do not put that on me.
Speaker 4: And we're and then so they'd show the dive and
Speaker 4: then the camera goes underwater after the dive, I guess
Speaker 4: to show their entry into the water. But then they
Speaker 4: flip around. Everyone's speedo was coming off. Oh, and they're
Speaker 4: just showing butts. Yes, it's just welcome to the butt show.
Speaker 5: When was this yesterday?
Speaker 4: It was a few days ago. So many butts. It
Speaker 4: was funny, like, you know, I can appreciate you just
Speaker 4: appreciated some young diving butts.
Speaker 5: Now hold on, look those free butts. Wait a second,
Speaker 5: we signed up for those butts. Were you watching certain
Speaker 5: cable channels in your hotel room? This was not the Olympics.
Speaker 4: I was pressed by and I bought the weirdest Olympic
Speaker 4: event where it was kind of light skate shooting. Huh,
Speaker 4: I'm not going to finish that joke. You finish it,
Speaker 4: you know what I'm saying. You know what Olympic event.
Speaker 4: I don't like shooting. It was more like sket shooting.
Speaker 5: No, you turned it into a different thing.
Speaker 4: Well, that's funny because we all know you can't get
Speaker 4: pool videos at the hotel with a parental restrictions that
Speaker 4: I always put on myself.
Speaker 5: Projectile diarrhea as an Olympic event, skeat.
Speaker 4: Shooting as a as an erotic film or Olympic event.
Speaker 5: Anyone at the Sheraton wants to see that, you might
Speaker 5: as well offer it.
Speaker 4: Oh honey, there's big jugs, or we got underwater diary.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, water diarrhea probably one of the best
Speaker 5: events at the Dirty Olympics. That's funny, that's fun I
Speaker 5: haven't been out of town, but just thinking about staying
Speaker 5: in a hotel room is so appealing to me. Have
Speaker 5: gone like on a trip in so long.
Speaker 4: Yeah, April and I were talking about to where is
Speaker 4: it a bad thing if we prefer a hotel that,
Speaker 4: like I wasn't neither of us. We're looking forward to
Speaker 4: going home to our own rooms. Yeah, because the there's
Speaker 4: nothing in a hotel. It's just a clean slate. There's
Speaker 4: nothing to worry about, there's nothing to say, Hey, you
Speaker 4: should take care of me, some talking stack of bills.
Speaker 4: If you can imagine the envelopes being limps, pay me
Speaker 4: and then it for four years, the pillows fluff me.
Speaker 4: You know, you're always a home there's this pressure to
Speaker 4: fluffier pillows.
Speaker 5: You've got to have the fluffiest pillows in the neighborhood.
Speaker 4: Yeah, otherwise you are poor.
Speaker 5: You.
Speaker 4: But at a hotel, there's like nothing. It's always a
Speaker 4: more comfortable than my bed, cleans, more quieter, and yeah.
Speaker 4: I love hotels and I sleep so well in them.
Speaker 5: Yes, it's so quiet.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 5: But the only problem I had it's not a problem anymore, hopefully,
Speaker 5: But when I would when I we would go do
Speaker 5: shows on the road or whatever, when I will go
Speaker 5: back to the hotel, I had no problem. Never thought
Speaker 5: twice about rip and open that eight dollars bag of
Speaker 5: peanut M and MS to eat while I watched TV
Speaker 5: at midnight or two am.
Speaker 4: Or watch a movie. You twelve dollars for old transformers.
Speaker 5: Yes, I want, I want to pay more than it's worth.
Speaker 4: Please.
Speaker 5: I in a.
Speaker 4: Hotel, I always do. I always read that fridge and
Speaker 4: it's like, oh I spent fifty dollars.
Speaker 5: Yes, it's so wrong, and yet the best thing, the
Speaker 5: best feeling.
Speaker 4: Yeah, nothing, it's your on vacation kind of every time,
Speaker 4: even if you're there for work, which is the only
Speaker 4: time I'm usually in hotels.
Speaker 5: More so if you're there for work, then you have
Speaker 5: all this escape energy.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I need to Oh that was so hard.
Speaker 5: I need to be soothed in all these different ways.
Speaker 4: This bag of emin m's will do.
Speaker 5: Oh, gummy bears, don't mind if I do.
Speaker 4: The best. Yeah. I had a good time. And it
Speaker 4: was a nice hotel.
Speaker 5: Did you have Did they have gummy bears?
Speaker 4: They didn't, And it wasn't like that. It was more
Speaker 4: it was pretty standard. There wasn't like it was a
Speaker 4: nice room though, because didn't have a fridge. They did
Speaker 4: have a coffeemaker, that's key. It was such a cheap
Speaker 4: hotel coffee maker that I wasn't sure of the tray
Speaker 4: that you put the coffee. It's like a little puck
Speaker 4: of NS. The tray itself was so flimsy and plastic
Speaker 4: that I'm like, am I even supposed to reuse this?
Speaker 4: You throw half of it away? I did throw it away,
Speaker 4: And then when they did my room, I didn't get
Speaker 4: a new I threw away part of the coffee maker. Oh,
Speaker 4: I suppose I'll be seeing that on my bank.
Speaker 5: My seventy five thirty five.
Speaker 4: I was. Our flight was like a nighttime flight going there.
Speaker 5: Oh, you got to ride first class, didn't you?
Speaker 4: Yeah, told me at the points, and it was the best.
Speaker 4: It's the it is the dream to me.
Speaker 5: First class is the the best thing that can happen
Speaker 5: to you in life.
Speaker 4: Oh.
Speaker 5: Concluding baby, it was the best.
Speaker 4: Yeah. And there was no babies in there, oh nicely,
Speaker 4: And we just both acted like rich twelve year old.
Speaker 4: So she had a big giant coke and I had
Speaker 4: all the whiskey that should have gone with it. And
Speaker 4: they had a great time. That's so awesome. Blankets that
Speaker 4: kept they were almost bothering us too much. Yeah, what
Speaker 4: else do you want? That's how they do it.
Speaker 5: Did you have warm nuts, like right as you sat down?
Speaker 4: No, nor a warm towel. Usually I thought they give
Speaker 4: you that. That's just a tradition. Here's a hot towel
Speaker 4: and you're like, what do I do? And you have
Speaker 4: to watch someone else. I guess put it on my face. Okay,
Speaker 4: here we go too hot? Too hot. They just see
Speaker 4: if you have a high pain tolerance right when you
Speaker 4: sit down.
Speaker 5: So then they know what they can do with and
Speaker 5: not with you.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and so that that part was great. But I
Speaker 4: before that flight, I I was like i'll go swimming.
Speaker 4: I'll go eat at this whole food eat type. It
Speaker 4: wasn't whole foods, but it's a market place, and I
Speaker 4: ate and as I sat down, I was wearing my
Speaker 4: gym shorts because I was gonna go gym swimming, and
Speaker 4: something seem to shift in my pocket and I looked
Speaker 4: down to see if I dropped something, and nothing was there.
Speaker 4: I should have looked more thoroughly, because I drove all
Speaker 4: the way to the gym and I realized that was
Speaker 4: my wallet. And then I realized I have a flight
Speaker 4: in like an hour and a half and I just
Speaker 4: lost my wallet, and I have no idea where my
Speaker 4: passport is. And that street has just riddled with people
Speaker 4: with the grocery carts and yelling at parking meters with
Speaker 4: pee and poo on them, And so I drove back
Speaker 4: and it wasn't there, and the market didn't the grocery
Speaker 4: place didn't have it, and I was kind of panicked
Speaker 4: and went home. Couldn't find my passport. I'm like, I
Speaker 4: don't have any other picture. I d I'm so ill equipped,
Speaker 4: and I had to cancel all my cards, and thinking
Speaker 4: about what else I had to cancel, and then on
Speaker 4: Twitter someone said I found your wallet and I want
Speaker 4: to thank her now, but maybe I shouldn't be saying
Speaker 4: people's names all willing Nelly. But it was just some
Speaker 4: girls walking by and she grabbed it.
Speaker 5: First name.
Speaker 4: People like that she eleanor oh thank you eleanor you're
Speaker 4: the best is eleanor you're a godsend eleanor it's with
Speaker 4: an e on so it's eleanor maybe oh no, but
Speaker 4: I'm so I'm so thankful that like a good person
Speaker 4: found my wallet, looked, you know, looked up my name
Speaker 4: on Twitter, matched the photo you know it was. There's
Speaker 4: no one that made an effort for you. Yeah, once
Speaker 4: on Facebook to have found me. And I'm like, I'll
Speaker 4: come get it right now, like pretty on the way
Speaker 4: to the flight. Thank god. Yeah, she's the best. Hello.
Speaker 4: She was cool and I was like, please keep the
Speaker 4: money in it. There was like forty bucks in it,
Speaker 4: Please keep it. I insist. She's like, nah, it's okay,
Speaker 4: use it. And I'm like, what what are you rich?
Speaker 4: And I went to her place and it was super nice. Oh,
Speaker 4: you don't need my shitty forty dollars. You live in
Speaker 4: a neon floating condo box by the sea, oh near
Speaker 4: the sea.
Speaker 5: Shit.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was a beautiful place.
Speaker 5: But that's so lucky.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, that's so it. Really it started the week
Speaker 4: off on a high note.
Speaker 5: Yay, that's a high note. That reminds me that I
Speaker 5: have let my passport expire and that's bad. Yeah, when
Speaker 5: I should change that.
Speaker 4: I should do that too. Mine's coming up and maybe
Speaker 4: I should preemptively do it. I never do anything that
Speaker 4: isn't last minute or late.
Speaker 5: I know. In fact, we were talking about mail the
Speaker 5: mail pile earlier. I had a friend come over and
Speaker 5: he helped me open every piece of mail on my counter.
Speaker 4: That's a nice friend.
Speaker 5: I know. It was really cool because he was helping
Speaker 5: me with other financials.
Speaker 4: He Charles Grodin. I always just think that's the Duke.
Speaker 5: Yeah, if he came over and opened my mail for me.
Speaker 4: That movie, Dave, I don't know it. It's so it's
Speaker 4: so good where he is like the president. Yeah, it's
Speaker 4: one of those loose eighties like where he's like he's
Speaker 4: a twin, but he doesn't know him. He just happens
Speaker 4: to look just like him. So the real president's in
Speaker 4: a coma. They don't want to alarm anyone. So they
Speaker 4: hire this actor to be him, and he ends up
Speaker 4: being a better president Kevin Klein. He acts like Obama
Speaker 4: the whole time. Yeah, he becomes he patches up his marriage.
Speaker 4: He fixed the budget bye by calling over Charles Groden,
Speaker 4: who's just an accountant, and he in millions and billions
Speaker 4: of dollars like figures out the budget during a one
Speaker 4: minute montage scene. It's just the best. Such a good movie.
Speaker 5: Also, Charles Groden, I started watching a terrible movie about
Speaker 5: a child who had four imaginary people that were ghosts. Well,
Speaker 5: when he was born, the ghosts had just all got
Speaker 5: in a bus accident and died at the same time.
Speaker 5: So it was Kira Sedgewick, Charles Groden, that guy that
Speaker 5: was on drugs and on the rehab show, who's a
Speaker 5: great actor. Tom Sizemore, Oh yeah, yeah and scary though. Yeah,
Speaker 5: well he's like what he's white drugs in body and spirit.
Speaker 4: Maybe not anymore, but didn't he like slap around some
Speaker 4: hookers and.
Speaker 5: Heidi Flies that's his girlfriend for a while, but I
Speaker 5: think they were both on crazy white rugs together. Sure
Speaker 5: it really goes, you know, off the rails, no pun
Speaker 5: and that was great.
Speaker 4: See I would have I would have rejoiced in that
Speaker 4: moment you're embarrassed it happen. That help.
Speaker 5: But also with the what's the woman's name? Black actress
Speaker 5: that's so good and everything and has been in one
Speaker 5: million things.
Speaker 4: Well, I guess and I don't get it right, then
Speaker 4: I'm racist. I know. Whatever.
Speaker 5: It's a terrible movie that Charles Groden alone was making
Speaker 5: me watch because he's so real and good and you
Speaker 5: feel like you know that person.
Speaker 4: I've always liked him, always liked him, Gold Goldiehan, Chevy
Speaker 4: Chase Romps. He's just I've always liked him so much.
Speaker 4: So the best this goes out to Charles Groden, this
Speaker 4: episode to Charles Groden and eleanor.
Speaker 5: What two great people in Los Angeles.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, there's somewhere.
Speaker 5: I bet there's more.
Speaker 4: I'm sure he maybe he lives in Vermont or something. Yeah,
Speaker 4: there's no way he lives. Seems like he lives in Vermont. Yeah,
Speaker 4: under a sweatter factory. Just takes it easy all the time. Yes,
Speaker 4: card getting up. Yeah, he's my.
Speaker 5: Favorite thing is remember when Charles Groden had his own
Speaker 5: kind of like a Charlie Rowe show on or MSNBC.
Speaker 5: I can't remember what it was on, but it was
Speaker 5: like kind of a news show.
Speaker 4: Yeah, what happened to that? I don't know, but it
Speaker 4: was so funny.
Speaker 5: And one time they were taking calls and he goes
Speaker 5: whatever the person, you know, it was like James and Delaware,
Speaker 5: this is your big chance, just a caller. I was
Speaker 5: just like, I love him so much. Yeah, he's the
Speaker 5: best good comedy, good good, good good at comedy, good
Speaker 5: good guy.
Speaker 4: Maybe I bet he's kind of good. That's what I like,
Speaker 4: you know, Yeah, yeah, I know.
Speaker 5: Wait, you look just looked like him?
Speaker 4: What do you feel? I probably can't do it again.
Speaker 4: I was in the moment.
Speaker 5: Let's see really quick. I'm sorry to bother you. I
Speaker 5: just know I'm a huge fan of Midnight Run.
Speaker 4: You know what? Thank you? Yes, okay, there we go.
Speaker 4: That was really thank you. I can't you seem nice?
Speaker 4: Now I'm trying on sweaters. I'm mocking my dog.
Speaker 5: Chris's eyes are so Charles Groden.
Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 4: Really it's more facial growdon than an audible voice growding.
Speaker 4: But I'm very face growing it up. I'm gron it out.
Speaker 4: And what do you think the mask?
Speaker 5: Howard Kramer was hanging out with Charles Groden.
Speaker 7: What would he interject with, Hey, Charles Growdon, I'm doing
Speaker 7: a summer fest thing where people go on jet skis,
Speaker 7: and I wonder if you could cook the lups, just
Speaker 7: cause I know you live in Maine or Vermont.
Speaker 5: Do do? It's called making it phone for yourself. Yeah,
Speaker 5: and that's what I do on this podcast and make
Speaker 5: you do things.
Speaker 4: In earning me just making lemonade.
Speaker 5: We're just lemonade. Watch my fat ass twist. Boy, it's lemonade.
Speaker 5: Thank you, ladies and gentlemen. Your phone keeps. I just
Speaker 5: have a lot of brain coming through.
Speaker 4: Yeah. I always rest easy knowing no one's calling me.
Speaker 5: Oh well, that's a calming thought.
Speaker 4: That's all right. I'm having an off year, so it's okay,
Speaker 4: you'll come back. Thanks will tearing around, it goes.
Speaker 5: It's like a pendulum. All of life is a cycle,
Speaker 5: and there are social seasons, just like there are seasons
Speaker 5: in nature.
Speaker 4: Yep, and oftentimes in Los Angeles. Since we don't get
Speaker 4: the latter kind of season, it's just you instead of
Speaker 4: the leaves changing. I'll just realize every fall I'm maybe
Speaker 4: hated by everyone. Yeah, and then that come springtime, people
Speaker 4: want to hang out.
Speaker 5: Yeah, come springtime.
Speaker 4: I live by the beach.
Speaker 5: Yeah, then it's hey, my bitterness is going to fuel
Speaker 5: me throughout the warm months. Yeah yeah yeah, and then
Speaker 5: you're and then it's back at Christmas.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah yeah, lonely cold Christmas.
Speaker 5: I gotta say, though, we were just talking about this,
Speaker 5: there's nothing better than Christmas in Los Angeles when everyone
Speaker 5: leaves and it is like this town is a band.
Speaker 4: I've never done it. I'm afraid that I will get sad.
Speaker 4: I have to go home for Christmas. Yeah, like super important.
Speaker 4: I don't know, for a family that is not at
Speaker 4: all religious, Christmas has been Maybe because of that, Christmas
Speaker 4: is very important.
Speaker 5: Well, I bet it's also absolutely gorgeous in Montana.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's the best. Yeah. I gotta go to the
Speaker 4: snow sure. Well you don't know about me. Is I
Speaker 4: used to I was used to snowboards so much I
Speaker 4: got I didn't even pay for my snowboards.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you're a sponsored athlete.
Speaker 4: Well, my cousin, Ross's best friend, he's more of a
Speaker 4: second cousin. We he would give me stuff. Oh and
Speaker 4: when I got home, Ross was he said, while we're
Speaker 4: going up to the lake. My cousin Scott is getting married,
Speaker 4: and I'm like, wait, he's my my or yeah, not Scott.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry. I always called it. Even when I was
Speaker 4: a kid, I called him Scott. Now now I'm in
Speaker 4: my head and I've embarrassed. Yeah, I've embarrassed because you
Speaker 4: called them the wrong name. Yeah, Scott wasn't there. His
Speaker 4: brother Mike was. But uh, there's Jim Cole's son and
Speaker 4: he's the sweetest Nick. God, Nick, Goddamn, what's wrong with me?
Speaker 4: That's why I was worried, because I wanted to see
Speaker 4: extended family. All my mom's aunts and cousins were going
Speaker 4: to be there, and I was nervous to go. But
Speaker 4: they all they haven't aged at all. Oh, people I
Speaker 4: haven't seen since I was fifteen years old in my family.
Speaker 4: I knew so many people there and they were like,
Speaker 4: Chris Fairbanks, how you've been You look great. I listened
Speaker 4: to your podcast all this. That's why I panicked that
Speaker 4: I couldn't think of his name right there. But uh,
Speaker 4: but that's that's pressure. But their brains weren't great.
Speaker 5: That's great news for us. Yeah, great news.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I've always worried about it because there's other Alzheimer's.
Speaker 4: But I think my mom's grandma, and I think a
Speaker 4: uncle maybe, But the the rest of them, man, it's
Speaker 4: just luck of the dice or a roll of them. Rather,
Speaker 4: how do you play with dice?
Speaker 5: I guess you'd roll them.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's not just luck based gravity things. But they were.
Speaker 4: They were with it and smart and sweet and funny,
Speaker 4: and they were all rocking out to def Leppard and stuff.
Speaker 4: I just it was a great wedding on a lake,
Speaker 4: and that's yes. Then I tried to paddle board and
Speaker 4: then a hurtan goddamn hip.
Speaker 5: The But you have to be extreme, I mean you
Speaker 5: can't not.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so good.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's the price you pay. What you're willing to
Speaker 5: pay that you're grateful to pay.
Speaker 4: Yeah. I want to. I want to still be extreme,
Speaker 4: but I think my extreme days are coming to a
Speaker 4: clothes But I'm gonna get it fixed. I'm gonna get surgery.
Speaker 4: Yeah you will. It's gonna work. Yeah, it's gonna be great.
Speaker 5: It's done constantly. My dad's had it done three times.
Speaker 4: It's easy in and out procedures. You just leave and
Speaker 4: dancing and skipping in the ring. Here's you do.
Speaker 5: You go in, you get a new hip, I get
Speaker 5: that hip, and you go out.
Speaker 4: Karen and I just drank vodka. Wants about doctor Matt Stuck.
Speaker 5: Love it so much.
Speaker 4: I you know, it would be a great podcast.
Speaker 5: If someone could grat to actively in a time machine,
Speaker 5: go back and just play recordings of all the drunken
Speaker 5: conversations I've had at bars, what kind of an experience
Speaker 5: with that?
Speaker 4: It would feel terrible.
Speaker 5: It would be the worst thing.
Speaker 4: I would hate to hear myself even and yeah, and
Speaker 4: I feel like I don't have regrets, but I would
Speaker 4: have them if I heard myself. Oh yeah, that's what's
Speaker 4: the reason I don't even can't even sometimes listen to
Speaker 4: our podcast. I know, you know right now I'm drunk.
Speaker 4: I uh no, just kidding. I had there's something Martha
Speaker 4: Kelly should Kelly or Kelly if you're Kelly, cajun Martha Kelly,
Speaker 4: you get them cross get in here. Martha had this
Speaker 4: tape and if someone had recorded their neighbors, I think
Speaker 4: it was an old couple fighting like two guys, yeah
Speaker 4: and little man, and then set it to those puppets. Yeah,
Speaker 4: it is the best thing ever.
Speaker 5: I know.
Speaker 4: You you're drunk because I marked a bottle. It's so
Speaker 4: dark and it's scary. Yes, it's scary. Two scary old
Speaker 4: guys that lived together that are just old drunks. And
Speaker 4: the muppets looked just like Sesame Street Kid muppets. Yeah,
Speaker 4: and I have to know, I have to remember. I
Speaker 4: have to find that it's the best. There's it's a well.
Speaker 5: There is a documentary also called shut Up, Little Man,
Speaker 5: and that is the story of that whole How those
Speaker 5: guys got that recording?
Speaker 4: Oh, I don't know anything. Oh you got it.
Speaker 5: It's called It's Great. It's a documentary that the two
Speaker 5: guys that made their recording made, is.
Speaker 4: It Youtuba Bule? I don't know. Maybe we put a link.
Speaker 4: Ah ah.
Speaker 5: I had a friend and I can't remember. I don't
Speaker 5: know if you ever knew Laura Milligan. She was really
Speaker 5: short and blonde, but she was kind of punk rock
Speaker 5: like she'd always have like pink or green in her hair.
Speaker 4: I know that's sure sounds from me.
Speaker 5: She was in a band with Greg Barren and she's
Speaker 5: she was also a performer, but she now lives in
Speaker 5: San Francisco. But okay, she was one of the Sanrancisco posse. Oh,
Speaker 5: and she actually started the show when we all moved
Speaker 5: to LA that basically brought all the people together.
Speaker 4: It was her show.
Speaker 5: Oh cool, She's amazing. But anyway, when we lived in
Speaker 5: San Francisco, she lived in uh in Mill Valley, and
Speaker 5: we used to go to her apartment or her boyfriend
Speaker 5: Mike King's apartment, and they had this tape of a
Speaker 5: guy that used to come home at night after work
Speaker 5: and going to a bar where he'd get ship face drunk.
Speaker 5: Then he would come home and sing into his own
Speaker 5: personal karaoke machine. Oh wow, and he would start songs,
Speaker 5: but then he would start singing his own lyrics about
Speaker 5: his life.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, how did she record it? How did
Speaker 4: I don't just a mic under a door? Yesh, somebody either.
Speaker 5: I think what happened is he was taping himself doing it,
Speaker 5: and one day when he went to work, someone broke
Speaker 5: into his apartment and.
Speaker 4: Stole it, like I gotta get this gold mine.
Speaker 5: Yes, And we listened to it every weekend, like we
Speaker 5: I've listened to it so many times and it is
Speaker 5: ab absolutely brilliant. It is like because it's a.
Speaker 4: Man kind of singing like this.
Speaker 5: Well then he goes into dian for more work. You
Speaker 5: can go fuck it up. But it's like to a
Speaker 5: door's song or you know, it's on, Oh wow, it's amazing.
Speaker 4: That's gotta be set to Moppets.
Speaker 5: That's any kind of eavesdropping is my bag?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I am. It's because listening to that you feel
Speaker 4: like you're doing something bad by hearing it. Yeah, you
Speaker 4: are doing something bad. And they're scary and it guy's
Speaker 4: just singing drunk by himself is kind of scary. Yes,
Speaker 4: if you think there's a revolver on the type you know.
Speaker 5: And you know that you've done similar, Like my thing
Speaker 5: is like a lot of times people will be like, oh,
Speaker 5: do you want to meet us at a bar? And
Speaker 5: it's not like I think, I don't want to not
Speaker 5: meet you at a bar because I don't want to drink.
Speaker 5: I know, it's been so long, I'm not gonna start
Speaker 5: drinking again. What I can't take is when people start
Speaker 5: to get drunk and they don't realize what they say
Speaker 5: sound like like when you finally step over into the
Speaker 5: world of just being drunk and not giving a fuck, which.
Speaker 4: God bless I would be there if I could.
Speaker 5: But it just reminds me of like, what must people
Speaker 5: have overheard me saying for that, you know, decade of
Speaker 5: time where I was never not chief faced. I must
Speaker 5: have said the worst things at the top of my
Speaker 5: lungs in the quietest places.
Speaker 4: I just know I did. I Yeah, I know, I
Speaker 4: know I did. I still probably do. Sometimes I think
Speaker 4: I've made it's probably a bad thing that when I've
Speaker 4: had a bunch of drinks, though no one knows.
Speaker 5: Yeah, well you're you handle yourself, right.
Speaker 4: I either I handle myself or I've had so much
Speaker 4: that it doesn't It takes more than it's healthy to
Speaker 4: enter your body to actually make me slur.
Speaker 5: You have a very high tolerance, very high tolerant, which
Speaker 5: I think is bad. I mean, it just means that
Speaker 5: you've had a lot of practice nuts.
Speaker 4: I thought you were maybe gonna say that.
Speaker 5: There was I just remember my friend Danny Sibioshi's always
Speaker 5: say you never slur, it's so weird, And I'm just like,
Speaker 5: that's not good for thinking, Like I want to be
Speaker 5: proud of it and like brag and tell people, but
Speaker 5: I know deep down it's probably not the best. Yeah,
Speaker 5: because that means I'm just used to being that way.
Speaker 4: Really making that effort. Yeah, I think I think that's
Speaker 4: probably it's a well it's okay, I'm doing fine now
Speaker 4: you are. Yeah, I got to handle on things. There
Speaker 4: was a time where the local skate shop and was
Speaker 4: a little made a skate video and I didn't have
Speaker 4: any skateboarding footage. So at the end of it, my
Speaker 4: part was me drunk in an apartment and when I
Speaker 4: was living in Bad Oregon snowboarding every day, so there
Speaker 4: wasn't snowboard footage. It was just me singing in a
Speaker 4: tub and riding around on some broomstick and my underwear
Speaker 4: was down and I was just doing a witch impression.
Speaker 4: And I believe there was a moment in it where
Speaker 4: I'd thrown up and that was my name was on
Speaker 4: it and I and it was kind of funny, but
Speaker 4: I saw it and I was like, guys, I really
Speaker 4: I did that off on this. My friends made the
Speaker 4: video and they thought, oh, to us, this is funny,
Speaker 4: But outside of our peer group, it's a sad kid, right.
Speaker 5: Yeah, although that's when you're supposed to do stuff like that. Yeah,
Speaker 5: if you're a young skateboarder and you're not doing that,
Speaker 5: go fuck yourself.
Speaker 4: Actually, I'd love to see that footage.
Speaker 5: I would I would never stop laughing.
Speaker 4: I think the last time I saw it, I was like, God,
Speaker 4: I was in good shape.
Speaker 5: There's a lot to be proud of.
Speaker 4: Yeah, look that guy is.
Speaker 1: He doing wrong?
Speaker 4: Like he's almost got abs.
Speaker 5: Look, and he likes witches. Good, there's nothing wrong with it.
Speaker 4: It's dangerously a broken broom too. It should not have
Speaker 4: been between my legs.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, no, you had to be careful of that.
Speaker 5: I mean, here's the thing. A lot a lot of
Speaker 5: people beat themselves up for getting drunk, Like they're like, oh,
Speaker 5: I got so drunk at the bar last night. I
Speaker 5: got so drunk at that party.
Speaker 4: It was like what we supposed to do?
Speaker 5: Yeah, like the especially in LA I think, because so
Speaker 5: many people that keep their shit tight because they're always
Speaker 5: networking or whatever. But ultimately it's like, if you're at
Speaker 5: a bar or if you're a party, you're supposed to
Speaker 5: get drunk.
Speaker 4: There's times where I don't blame myself because I just
Speaker 4: there's days where I just don't I'm not that hungry,
Speaker 4: and I'd maybe eat once in the morning and then
Speaker 4: I don't eat the rest of the day, and then
Speaker 4: I'm like, oh, I'll have a couple of drinks with
Speaker 4: a friend, and then I haven't eaten, and I'm a
Speaker 4: cartoon hobo burping up bubbles. Ye, with all my belongings
Speaker 4: and a kerchief on a stick. All of a sudden
Speaker 4: and I can't. I'm like, how did this happen?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I forgot to eat?
Speaker 5: You did. That's the Kyomega mistake where you didn't eat
Speaker 5: but you got drunk.
Speaker 4: Who's Kyomega? Just a sorority girl? Oh, it's a class
Speaker 4: and stigma Kyomega. Do my kap a cappuccino joke? Would you?
Speaker 4: This is just really a fraternity that's on edge too
Speaker 4: much coffee? Oh I see, yes, thank you. Yeah, their
Speaker 4: their dead mother or whatever just only made them coffee.
Speaker 5: Oh I thought you said they're dead mother's.
Speaker 4: This fraternity as layers.
Speaker 5: They're dead mothers haunting them and it makes them drink.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, yeah, I could ask coffee.
Speaker 2: There.
Speaker 5: We know.
Speaker 4: Sorry, we had to test. That was a test of
Speaker 4: the emergency broadcast system. The next time you hear that,
Speaker 4: when when it's going to peel off your roof. Sorry,
Speaker 4: we have to stop for a minute here. Well that
Speaker 4: concludes our test. Just a test. Sorry, you don't know
Speaker 4: what to do if it's the real thing, though, So
Speaker 4: next time we even if it is a test, Put
Speaker 4: on a helmet and get in your bathtub, yes please,
Speaker 4: you don't know what's coming.
Speaker 5: And helmet up anything else nearby, a cat, a plant.
Speaker 4: You better have helmets because you're gonna need.
Speaker 5: One every dish in the pantry.
Speaker 4: Put a helmet on your toast.
Speaker 5: Get the mailman indoors hell that'd be So.
Speaker 4: That's a funny scene from something a twister starting. Someone
Speaker 4: sees a mailman, They run, grab him, put a helmet
Speaker 4: on his head and put him in the bathtub and
Speaker 4: hang out with him in the.
Speaker 5: Bathroom, and then they start opening mail.
Speaker 4: Look at this ship. Yeah, I hope this isn't the
Speaker 4: last bill I get. That roof starts shaking, and then
Speaker 4: it leaves town. The mailman goes on his way.
Speaker 5: And they never speak of it again, because there's shame
Speaker 5: in being the bath in the bathtub with another purpose.
Speaker 4: You want to get another your mailman.
Speaker 5: No, God, no, then they want to use your bathroom.
Speaker 4: You don't want to piss him off either.
Speaker 5: Take a bite of those valve packs you think you're
Speaker 5: gonna get coupons in the mail. If you piss that
Speaker 5: guy off, haill, No, come on, don't be crazy. I
Speaker 5: like it. How much longer.
Speaker 4: Should we talk? Yeah, we don't have a guest today,
Speaker 4: That's okay. When we take breaks like this, I think
Speaker 4: we and you and I enjoy it the most. Yeah,
Speaker 4: and I think our guests really like it when we
Speaker 4: have these reunions. They love it.
Speaker 5: They love not being here. Well, because when we're a part,
Speaker 5: then I like, I need to recalibrate with the actual
Speaker 5: person I do the podcast with. Yeah, when there's another
Speaker 5: person here. Most of the time, I'm always like, yeah,
Speaker 5: our settings are off. We recalibrate to recalibrate, and we
Speaker 5: know what the team is doing. We function as a
Speaker 5: bilateral unit. And the comedy. Then if you could see
Speaker 5: my hands right now, listeners, there, my fingers are intertwined
Speaker 5: and I'm kind of bringing them up and down in
Speaker 5: it's symbol like it's unity.
Speaker 4: A lot like this when you open the church and
Speaker 4: see all the people. Yeah, that kind of hand class.
Speaker 5: It's the people are out though right they're on the roof.
Speaker 5: It's more of a tepee.
Speaker 4: It's like a fun day at church where all the
Speaker 4: people get out of the pews and they get on
Speaker 4: the roof of the church, and you know what they do,
Speaker 4: that's what she's doing with her hands.
Speaker 5: They open the refrigerator, they take one out, they drink it,
Speaker 5: they put it back, and then they find out that
Speaker 5: I'm Chinese and I've played a joke, that's what.
Speaker 4: And I put people in your coke. Yeah, that's what.
Speaker 4: There used to be a hand refrigerator thing with that.
Speaker 5: That's how that whole thing starts. Oh my god, open
Speaker 5: the refrigerator and then you go like that, take out
Speaker 5: a coke and then you fucking some seven year old
Speaker 5: child leads you in a fake drinking the tiny tiny
Speaker 5: coke and you're just playing along. How fun, and then
Speaker 5: boom they let you know that you've drunk their urine.
Speaker 4: Well that works better than seeing a movie from the eighties,
Speaker 4: to just let us know that we've evolved as humans,
Speaker 4: see man, and we used to be stupid, because that
Speaker 4: is a dumb it's really that's a stretch.
Speaker 5: You did it, didn't you me? Chinese?
Speaker 4: I think maybe I said that, but I think my
Speaker 4: dad was progressive enough to say, like, don't say that, Oh,
Speaker 4: don't say I thought I was hilarious. It is pretty hair.
Speaker 4: I mean, I like all. My memory of it got
Speaker 4: replaced by I think, doesn't Sarah Silverman, as with the
Speaker 4: Chinese peepe.
Speaker 5: Joke, probably based on that fun children.
Speaker 4: This weekend, I thought of so many fun new jokes,
Speaker 4: and they're all diarrhea and masturbation jokes. Like I don't
Speaker 4: know when I'm going to snap out. I like the jokes,
Speaker 4: but it's don't snap out of it people. It took
Speaker 4: a while before they realized, oh, he's just going to
Speaker 4: keep talking about this stuff medical clinical. I should just
Speaker 4: start doing doctor conferences. That's all I do is talking
Speaker 4: about bodily functions, my fears and the fears that I
Speaker 4: have because of bodily functions.
Speaker 5: I mean, you're basically defining what it is to be
Speaker 5: a human being. What do we do? We shit and we're.
Speaker 4: Scared, right, that's it. What's more relatable? People want to
Speaker 4: hear about your life. That's the things I do. I
Speaker 4: haven't had kids yet. That'll change. LUISYK used to have
Speaker 4: diarrhea jokes. That's right. He squeezed out a couple of
Speaker 4: redheads and then boom bam boom. Cut comedy got better.
Speaker 4: Maybe I could just adopt a kid for my act
Speaker 4: to get better.
Speaker 5: I mean, I wouldn't.
Speaker 4: Have you heard that comic he adopted a kid on
Speaker 4: his own, altered.
Speaker 5: His life just for the material I did hear about him?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I like him, but I kind of like his material,
Speaker 4: his diarrhea stuff more.
Speaker 5: I feel like the diarya stuff is more authentic. It
Speaker 5: seems like it's coming from a more real place. You
Speaker 5: didn't adopt that diarrhea. That's all I'm saying.
Speaker 4: Oh, you're saying when a parent adopts a child, it's
Speaker 4: not an authentic paranim is that I have that death
Speaker 4: in what you've said. We'll be right back, and we're back.
Speaker 4: This is your chance call her.
Speaker 5: This is your big chance, your big chance.
Speaker 4: It's like.
Speaker 5: So, that's why I think men do have an advantage
Speaker 5: in comedy, because men, as a societal construct, are supposed
Speaker 5: to be business minded, taking care of business leaders, serious, manly,
Speaker 5: and when you break that and just act a little
Speaker 5: bit dumb or girly, it's the funniest thing of all time,
Speaker 5: Whereas women can't do that, because you can't if you
Speaker 5: act manly as a joke, people are like, oh.
Speaker 4: We don't want any that. Yeah, I don't know why.
Speaker 4: I'm just immediately, immediately, immediately go to Melissa McCarthy and
Speaker 4: that that surprisingly so funny Bridesmaids where she was just
Speaker 4: kind of like, hey, like just turn why don't you
Speaker 4: get I can't remember what when she it's her leg
Speaker 4: up on something.
Speaker 5: Yes, And I think she's doing that in the in
Speaker 5: the airplane she's flirting with the guy who's her husband.
Speaker 4: In real a manly guy. She didn't go They didn't
Speaker 4: make her like a lesbian character. That just made her
Speaker 4: a man a pushy dude. Yeah, trying to get laid
Speaker 4: out of playing and putting her leg up in the air.
Speaker 4: That's the only Verde switcheroo version of that that I
Speaker 4: can think of. If you like that.
Speaker 5: I watched I think it's called Lady Boss, her newest movie,
Speaker 5: where she wears a humungist turtleneck the entire time with Kristen.
Speaker 4: Oh the Boss. Is it called The Boss Boy? I
Speaker 4: saw the when I saw the preview for it, I'm like,
Speaker 4: that looks unwatchable. It's just midget's getting thrown at her
Speaker 4: and her punching balls. But maybe it was a bad trailer.
Speaker 5: Uh well, I mean yes, I have to say I
Speaker 5: watched it and I had very low expectations because I
Speaker 5: hadn't heard a word about it.
Speaker 4: Sure, I've watched all her movies with very low She
Speaker 4: makes terrible choices with her jobs sometimes, but she's always funny.
Speaker 5: I laughed my ass off at this movie and I
Speaker 5: was gonna tweet it, and then I'm like, oh, I
Speaker 5: don't want to this. Everything now seems like, oh, it's
Speaker 5: a political move to show that blah blah blah whatever
Speaker 5: it where it's like no. At the bottom line is
Speaker 5: I can watch Melissa McCarthy answer the phone.
Speaker 4: She is a naturally hilarious She really is the best
Speaker 4: and that and of course I love her. I love
Speaker 4: Christien Wig and I want the reason I and I
Speaker 4: wrote something about the new Ghostbusters and everyone jumped down
Speaker 4: my throat like I hate women or but I the
Speaker 4: reason my reason for not watching it is because they
Speaker 4: had that's going to leave a Mark and some other
Speaker 4: typical lines in the trailer, and it's like, typically a trailer,
Speaker 4: it's going to have the highlights of the movie. Yea,
Speaker 4: if Schnike's son of a That's going to Leave a
Speaker 4: Mark is in the movie, it might as well have
Speaker 4: that's what she said and not in it. And so
Speaker 4: I that's why I didn't see it. It's not because
Speaker 4: I think they're going to trample on.
Speaker 5: My my childhood.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, I have to say that, oh got mad
Speaker 4: at me? Well oh yeah, everyone got mad at me
Speaker 4: because I didn't want to see it.
Speaker 5: It's all like remember when there was the big like
Speaker 5: after the Daniel Tosh thing, where's the big fight about
Speaker 5: ken you or can you not talk about rape or whatever?
Speaker 5: It's all that stuff where it's complex. There's more than
Speaker 5: two shades to it, you know what I mean. It's
Speaker 5: a and it's not the thing that you discuss online
Speaker 5: because you've got people coming in being trolls. You've got
Speaker 5: people that are being way too defensive and way too
Speaker 5: reactionary and the whole combination. Everyone's bringing their worst to
Speaker 5: the table. But I will say this, I never said
Speaker 5: I think I retweeted a couple of things that I
Speaker 5: thought were funny. Other people talking about it. Yeah, but
Speaker 5: we went to the Friday night eight pm the weekend
Speaker 5: it opened at the Cineramadome and people were cheering the
Speaker 5: entire time and it was the cutest like it was
Speaker 5: mostly young women. I would say women are twice, but
Speaker 5: it would be like it starts off with Zach Woods
Speaker 5: is the tour guide for something. They're all screaming, like
Speaker 5: like an Elvis concert, and then that dies down.
Speaker 4: They're laughing among girls that are just stoked and like
Speaker 4: being that for young people, that's cool.
Speaker 5: It was really sweet and it was just people that
Speaker 5: were like hell bent on enjoying themselves and so they
Speaker 5: did and so I did because everybody else. It was
Speaker 5: just like everyone had a huge smile on their face
Speaker 5: in the theater.
Speaker 4: It was great. I'm gonna see it. But I have
Speaker 4: to say this, Ghostbusters, you you go tweet that? And
Speaker 4: I never did.
Speaker 5: I thought, please, never never tweet that. Do not do it.
Speaker 4: I'm not kidding.
Speaker 5: Oh, okay, there are you can tell the editing process
Speaker 5: something went wrong because there's things that need to be
Speaker 5: there that aren't, and there's things that you can tell
Speaker 5: they shot afterwards and put in.
Speaker 4: That someone has on the big popsicle stick. No, but
Speaker 4: so yes, it's yeah.
Speaker 5: But at the same time, it kind of in at
Speaker 5: least in my singular experience of it, transcended all that
Speaker 5: because it was just like, it's all women on screen.
Speaker 5: The entire time, and the men that come on screen
Speaker 5: come on as women usually come on screen as a
Speaker 5: kind of like, oh, it's you being a perfunctory this
Speaker 5: one single thing, and it's just kind of satisfying in
Speaker 5: that way. Okay, bad is that my sound?
Speaker 4: I'm gonna see it. Hey, should we plug a thing
Speaker 4: before we close?
Speaker 5: Well up, we know what we have to plug this
Speaker 5: coming cancel. Go back to this business class, business class.
Speaker 4: We're at it again.
Speaker 5: It's a comedy show, you know us, business class.
Speaker 4: What is this? August August.
Speaker 5: Tenth, Yes, thank you, Wednesday, August tenth at ten pm
Speaker 5: at the improv Lab.
Speaker 4: The famous Hollywood Improvisation Laboratory, the Laboratory.
Speaker 5: And it's going to be it's going to be Nate Craig,
Speaker 5: it's going to.
Speaker 4: Be I live with him, Cara Clank, she's great, she's
Speaker 4: the best.
Speaker 5: It's going to be Chris Fairbanks, that's me. It's going
Speaker 5: to be Dana Gould.
Speaker 4: He's terrific, he's the greatest.
Speaker 5: And the I just retweeted it, is there any Oh
Speaker 5: Gareth Reynolds.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, Gareth Garris.
Speaker 5: So it's gonna be this is a great one.
Speaker 4: He's a he's a The Dollar podcast.
Speaker 5: He's from the Dollup. He's hilarious.
Speaker 4: Featured in the horrifying documentary Tickle Tickled. Oh I saw
Speaker 4: sitting next to him.
Speaker 5: And man freaking out. Yeah, I was freaking out during
Speaker 5: that movie.
Speaker 4: It's like the Jinx.
Speaker 5: Yes it is. And the by the end that was
Speaker 5: the one I think we talked about it where everyone
Speaker 5: sat in the same row in the at the Sunset
Speaker 5: what do you call it? Sundance Sunset?
Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, so it's.
Speaker 5: Me and April and then like four strangers everybody that
Speaker 5: came in. It was like they kept selling everybody the
Speaker 5: same ticket in the same row or something. It was
Speaker 5: really weird. But anyway, when it ended, we all started
Speaker 5: talking to each other. Oh wow, that's because everyone was
Speaker 5: freaking out of like is that real?
Speaker 4: Is that?
Speaker 5: Man?
Speaker 4: Oh my god? Well, at the Silent Movie Theater, which
Speaker 4: is more it's something else, but I always drive by
Speaker 4: it said Silent Movie Theater. Oh uh, family, thank you.
Speaker 4: The director was Aaron did a Q and A with
Speaker 4: that uh with that Fielding guy interviewing him the Nathan
Speaker 4: for You guy, and it was great. Yeah, so we
Speaker 4: just listened to him talk about so that made the
Speaker 4: experience even better, so much tickled. I can help that
Speaker 4: guy with his lawsuits. Nuts. It's good, it's great, all right, terrific.
Speaker 4: It's good to see you again, Karen.
Speaker 5: Good to see you too, my friend.
Speaker 4: Nice to recalibrate. Thank you for coming in. Charles Grodon,
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