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Speaker 2: Be there, doesn't matter how much baggage you claim and

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Speaker 3: We want to send you off inside. Do you wanna

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Speaker 1: Tell us all about it? We scared her? Was it fine?

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Speaker 4: Now?

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Speaker 5: Porn?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do your need ride.

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Speaker 4: With Karen and Chris? Do you want to do more

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Speaker 4: vocal exercise?

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Speaker 5: Yes?

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Speaker 4: Toy bit, toy boat, toy boat, toy boat, toy boat,

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Speaker 5: Elastic sucks.

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Speaker 4: No, that's not The weather in May is better than

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Speaker 4: in April. I'm done. I'm just saying facts. Oh that's

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Speaker 4: how you're copying.

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Speaker 5: Is that your new recording voice?

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Speaker 4: Well, I like rain. Yes, I'm enunciating. You know how

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Speaker 4: I used to mumble a lot. Yes, But while I

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Speaker 4: was in Bloomington, Indiana, I've decided that I would start

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Speaker 4: enunciating since I'm a professional broadcast person.

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Speaker 5: Are you going to be like a diction based comedian

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Speaker 4: Cadence space see Caden space?

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Speaker 5: And how will this affect your material.

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Speaker 4: I believe it will make it more clear to understand

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Speaker 4: and more relatable to the audiences. To peer before me

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Speaker 4: that I peer before fuck that you peer into deep,

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Speaker 4: but I peer into the souls of that. You peer

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Speaker 4: into the eyes of and seen nothing. Welcome to Do

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Speaker 4: you need a ride?

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Speaker 1: Hello?

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Speaker 4: This is Chris Fairbanks.

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Speaker 5: This is Karen Coil Gareth.

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Speaker 4: I uh yeah, I went to one of the beautiful

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Speaker 4: Bloomington's our country has to offer. There's three of them,

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Speaker 4: each one roughly eighty thousand people, each one claiming to

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Speaker 4: be a city of trees.

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Speaker 5: And maybe not not so much.

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Speaker 4: I mean, two of them are indigenous in Indiana, which

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Speaker 4: means there are not so much subsidy of trees as

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Speaker 4: you are the city of lies. You can't plant a

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Speaker 4: I really?

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Speaker 5: Quicks? I?

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Speaker 4: Can I guess Cutters? What Cutters? Cutters? I mentioned that

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Speaker 4: movie and they didn't.

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Speaker 5: They were like, huh no, oh, the young people these days,

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Speaker 5: movie Breaking Away and that I was.

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Speaker 4: I think they just didn't know what Cutters meant, or

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Speaker 5: Maybe that's actually like a real insult.

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Speaker 4: What if it is? Oh, I just didn't do my research.

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Speaker 5: You got to pull out some of those I'm sorry

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Speaker 4: You know I had them printed.

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Speaker 5: With your little face at the top.

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Speaker 4: Sorry, Sorry, hey, sorry, turn over? Sorry again? Isn't this fun?

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Speaker 5: I really mean it this time. I love that movie

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Speaker 5: Breaking Away. If you haven't seen Breaking Away, it is

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Speaker 5: worth your time. And but can I guess the three states?

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Speaker 4: So inspirational that movie? Yes, I bet you'll get one

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Speaker 4: a hint to the mall of America? Is there? Mitch St.

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Speaker 4: Paul is bisera as a boy in Saint Paul, Missouri,

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Speaker 5: I feel like I've told you this already, But I

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Speaker 4: The states yet.

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Speaker 5: You had just the new school they had already done them.

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Speaker 4: So that concludes our conversation about Minnesota. Oh, but I

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Speaker 5: When I was a high school senior, I thought that

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Speaker 5: New England was a state, and my friend Lisa Lanyon's

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Speaker 4: Wow, that's well, I can see you thinking that because

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Speaker 4: of the you're a big football person, the Patriots, you

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Speaker 5: And then of course Bloomington Main Yes.

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Speaker 4: And who can forget Bloomington Spaja, California SPA, the Spaha area. Yes,

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Speaker 4: get a get a Latin rub down at the SPA Spa,

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Speaker 4: Bloomington Spa. What is your.

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Speaker 5: Opinion feeling about getting massages from men.

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Speaker 4: Opinion slash feeling. Yeah, I'm actually extremely comfortable with that concept.

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Speaker 4: In fact, I think that I'm more comfortable if it

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Speaker 4: would rather it be a man because I have a feeling,

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Speaker 4: you know, it's just all my life's a little different,

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Speaker 4: but I have a feeling I would not You know,

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Speaker 4: everyone has the fear of when you see a doctor

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Speaker 4: or something that you'll just get a boner. Oh right, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 4: And I think that there's a chance. I went to

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Speaker 4: this place where they it was like a Korean massage place,

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Speaker 4: and they're really hard on you, and those ladies emotionally

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Speaker 4: they just were like, hey, is this I think they

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Speaker 4: oh no, no, that's okay. But my penis didn't recognize

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Speaker 4: their efforts. So I think, so you aren't going to

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Speaker 4: pay for it. My point is I'm asexual.

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Speaker 5: Simply not true. I think that's really weird that you

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Speaker 4: You hear that more often than I think it is.

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Speaker 5: You think it's more of a rumor, Yeah, I think

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Speaker 4: Well, I mean in town, I think there are just

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Speaker 4: cheap places. But in Texas it was hilarious that late

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Speaker 4: you have this pulled groin issue that you can there's

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Speaker 5: In a mobile home on the side of the road.

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Speaker 4: Right next to three churches. No, Texas, you know you

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Speaker 4: do it, Texas, you got it all you go. You're

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Speaker 4: lack your own funny country Texas man. You don't just

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Speaker 5: No, there's much more.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you bring titties to church, Oh Texas.

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Speaker 5: How many bruises are the minimum of those lingerie models

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Speaker 5: and those mobile homes? Do you think?

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Speaker 4: Are we just talking legs? Yes, it's hard to be

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Speaker 5: I know it, well, you don't tell me, damn.

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Speaker 4: Up your pants. And it's just like bruises, bruises, a

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Speaker 5: All I can picture in my head is a thigh

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Speaker 5: with a dark purple bruise. But then it's also kind

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Speaker 4: That you don't have enough iron in your diet.

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Speaker 5: That's right, that maybe you drink too much mountain dew.

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Speaker 4: I just started, Yes, you have your blood is it's

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Speaker 5: Yeah, you're literally doing that.

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Speaker 4: You're doing it to your heart. Yeah. I didn't used

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Speaker 4: a weird point in your life where you'll just bump

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Speaker 4: Can we take a spider check? I'm yeah, my spider

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Speaker 5: I see nothing from over here, especially compared to I

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Speaker 5: mean it was over two weeks ago.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, maybe that's why the yeah, it's an up would

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Speaker 4: We're successful lawyers. This is a bad idea. Yes, they

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Speaker 5: It could have been a different kind of bite.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, or just a weird reaction to something. It was

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Speaker 4: a it was a crazy looking Yeah. It had that circle.

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Speaker 4: It's still the remains. Oh, I see the circle.

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Speaker 5: I see it tiny. It looked it looks like a

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Speaker 4: And the minute I stabbed my leg with this thing.

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Speaker 4: This was my friend's friend. They had this nice missed

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Speaker 5: They're doing fine, but don't worry about them.

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Speaker 4: I won't. I'm not a moment. They're doing okay. They

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Speaker 4: had two cats called Maine coons the State of Man,

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Speaker 4: can stuck it on some fishbones. But these cats, these

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Speaker 4: were like breeded. You know. They were embarrassed to say,

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Speaker 4: so they're like looked up. Which which cats were trainable

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Speaker 5: And apparently mad cats are most like dogs.

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Speaker 4: These cats could shake, they'd go shake, they'd pulled up

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Speaker 4: their paw. She would say, rolled over, and they hesitantly

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Speaker 4: He was digging through the garbage and then he went

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Speaker 5: I I love that movie. My father loves that movie.

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Speaker 4: It is.

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00:21:51,119 --> 00:21:53,720
Speaker 5: It's very upsetting, but it's actually a great movie. It's

442
00:21:54,160 --> 00:21:57,560
Speaker 5: unbelievable to watch, like so much tension. So his name's

443
00:21:57,600 --> 00:21:58,520
Speaker 5: Jackie Earyl Hayley.

444
00:21:58,840 --> 00:22:00,639
Speaker 4: Okay, yeah that is How'd you do that?

445
00:22:00,840 --> 00:22:03,400
Speaker 5: Because I am desperate too, because I really adore him.

446
00:22:03,440 --> 00:22:05,760
Speaker 5: I love his face, I love his acting. The second

447
00:22:05,760 --> 00:22:07,199
Speaker 5: I saw him in Bad News Bears when I was.

448
00:22:07,160 --> 00:22:09,000
Speaker 4: A kid, I was like, who is that? I love him?

449
00:22:09,160 --> 00:22:10,520
Speaker 5: What was his name in Bad News Bears?

450
00:22:10,640 --> 00:22:13,240
Speaker 4: It's the first Jackie ear Olhley that is an actor

451
00:22:13,280 --> 00:22:16,520
Speaker 4: that didn't try and shoot President Reagan? Am I right?

452
00:22:17,280 --> 00:22:19,479
Speaker 4: I think he was in Bad News Bearers. Yeah, he

453
00:22:19,560 --> 00:22:21,080
Speaker 4: was the coolest Bad News bear.

454
00:22:21,400 --> 00:22:24,040
Speaker 5: Wait, his was his name? Mike and the Bad News Bearers? Why?

455
00:22:24,160 --> 00:22:24,760
Speaker 4: Kelly Leek?

456
00:22:25,480 --> 00:22:26,680
Speaker 5: Kelly Leak? Thank you?

457
00:22:26,880 --> 00:22:27,560
Speaker 4: How the what?

458
00:22:27,920 --> 00:22:29,919
Speaker 5: But then what was his name in Breaking Away? Do

459
00:22:29,920 --> 00:22:30,119
Speaker 5: you know?

460
00:22:30,760 --> 00:22:31,320
Speaker 4: No? I don't.

461
00:22:31,480 --> 00:22:34,240
Speaker 5: Oh that was so good. Kelly Leak was legendary. He's

462
00:22:34,280 --> 00:22:36,440
Speaker 5: just like smoking first Basement or whatever.

463
00:22:36,600 --> 00:22:41,320
Speaker 4: Yeah, and then he didn't do anything after some episodic

464
00:22:41,359 --> 00:22:43,240
Speaker 4: stuff in the late nineties and then all of a

465
00:22:43,240 --> 00:22:43,800
Speaker 4: sudden and.

466
00:22:43,760 --> 00:22:46,520
Speaker 5: Then Boom, Little Children. I think he got an oscar

467
00:22:46,680 --> 00:22:51,840
Speaker 5: for boom. Watchman, Watchman, he's so scary, and that he's scary,

468
00:22:51,960 --> 00:22:53,480
Speaker 5: so scary. What's that scarecrow?

469
00:22:53,800 --> 00:22:58,800
Speaker 4: I think that's a Batman character. But he is mad

470
00:23:01,520 --> 00:23:05,399
Speaker 4: Aaron Man. What if this was well, we'd have to

471
00:23:05,440 --> 00:23:08,480
Speaker 4: be answering them ass questions. But what if this was jeopardy?

472
00:23:08,720 --> 00:23:13,200
Speaker 5: This was jeopardy, I would have lost already. Oh.

473
00:23:13,680 --> 00:23:17,040
Speaker 4: I think, well that's incorrect. You wouldn't lost.

474
00:23:17,240 --> 00:23:19,879
Speaker 5: I'm sorry. You're not an expert on anything, Alex.

475
00:23:20,160 --> 00:23:22,320
Speaker 4: You don't know any of this stuff. It's on the cards.

476
00:23:22,400 --> 00:23:24,760
Speaker 4: Quit being condescending to your guests.

477
00:23:24,520 --> 00:23:26,439
Speaker 5: And grow that mustache back. Oh.

478
00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:30,199
Speaker 4: Please God, you look just like Bird Reynolds without it,

479
00:23:30,800 --> 00:23:35,040
Speaker 4: guy with fish lips, grow that stash back.

480
00:23:35,200 --> 00:23:38,080
Speaker 5: What game show would do you think you would do

481
00:23:38,119 --> 00:23:38,640
Speaker 5: the best on?

482
00:23:40,720 --> 00:23:43,120
Speaker 4: I think I'm afraid we'll of fortune.

483
00:23:45,200 --> 00:23:46,480
Speaker 5: Does that shame you.

484
00:23:46,320 --> 00:23:49,159
Speaker 4: Since as a kid there was just an S and

485
00:23:49,320 --> 00:23:52,280
Speaker 4: some spaces and I said, Steve Lawrence and Edie Gourmet,

486
00:23:55,040 --> 00:23:57,879
Speaker 4: I just knew it and you got it right. Yes,

487
00:23:58,080 --> 00:24:01,520
Speaker 4: that's awesome. Maybe it was my dad, but I do remember.

488
00:24:02,359 --> 00:24:04,800
Speaker 4: I guess I wasn't at the time familiar with their work.

489
00:24:04,920 --> 00:24:07,280
Speaker 5: Look, it happened. Whether you were there to watch it

490
00:24:07,320 --> 00:24:09,359
Speaker 5: happen or you made it happen, it's the same feeling.

491
00:24:09,440 --> 00:24:11,600
Speaker 4: Yeah, my dad's brain is similar enough to mine to

492
00:24:11,600 --> 00:24:13,480
Speaker 4: where I can take some credit. Yeah, take that credit

493
00:24:13,600 --> 00:24:16,159
Speaker 4: some of the things he's done, Like I said, a

494
00:24:16,600 --> 00:24:19,840
Speaker 4: property appraisal, I take credit for some of those. Do

495
00:24:19,880 --> 00:24:22,800
Speaker 4: you go that's silly, that's just silly talk.

496
00:24:25,600 --> 00:24:27,240
Speaker 5: What did I already tell you the story at the

497
00:24:27,280 --> 00:24:30,480
Speaker 5: time that I was at lunch with a guy that

498
00:24:30,560 --> 00:24:33,240
Speaker 5: I dating is a generous word, that I was hanging

499
00:24:33,240 --> 00:24:36,800
Speaker 5: out with and we were playing like twenty questions, Uh huh,

500
00:24:36,800 --> 00:24:40,000
Speaker 5: and in one guess I think in two guesses. I

501
00:24:40,040 --> 00:24:42,320
Speaker 5: got it was a celebrity that he was thinking of,

502
00:24:42,400 --> 00:24:45,439
Speaker 5: and I got Pat Merita. I said, is it a woman?

503
00:24:45,560 --> 00:24:47,960
Speaker 5: He said no, and I said Pat Merita, And then

504
00:24:48,119 --> 00:24:50,000
Speaker 5: oh my god, I've and left that lunch. And he

505
00:24:50,119 --> 00:24:51,920
Speaker 5: was like, all right, I didn't want to go out

506
00:24:51,920 --> 00:24:55,840
Speaker 5: with you anymore because you're a witch. Well, I'm sure

507
00:24:56,520 --> 00:24:57,800
Speaker 5: I feel like I've told you that story.

508
00:24:58,040 --> 00:24:59,680
Speaker 4: You scared him. No, I didn't know that about the

509
00:24:59,720 --> 00:25:02,520
Speaker 4: Pat Marina. Yeah, I remember every time that guy's name

510
00:25:02,600 --> 00:25:07,080
Speaker 4: is men me too. Now I think the one thing,

511
00:25:07,200 --> 00:25:10,000
Speaker 4: not not in his defense or to take away from

512
00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:13,120
Speaker 4: your magic, but everyone's always got Pat Marina in their brain.

513
00:25:13,240 --> 00:25:18,040
Speaker 5: Think so, yeah, he's always that knowing smile. Yeah, all

514
00:25:18,040 --> 00:25:20,640
Speaker 5: that advice, Yeah, wisdom.

515
00:25:20,800 --> 00:25:22,800
Speaker 4: Yeah, you don't know you're getting it. At first, you

516
00:25:22,840 --> 00:25:23,720
Speaker 4: think you're just working.

517
00:25:24,119 --> 00:25:25,600
Speaker 5: Yeah, you just think you're being used.

518
00:25:25,920 --> 00:25:26,160
Speaker 4: Yeah.

519
00:25:26,520 --> 00:25:30,119
Speaker 5: Yeah, it turns out they think a good Probably seven

520
00:25:30,119 --> 00:25:32,880
Speaker 5: months later you realize you're gonna win because of him.

521
00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:37,040
Speaker 4: Yeah. As long as the person you're fighting is screaming

522
00:25:37,080 --> 00:25:39,840
Speaker 4: about car wax and fences, yeah, then you'll know what

523
00:25:39,920 --> 00:25:40,119
Speaker 4: to do.

524
00:25:40,359 --> 00:25:41,000
Speaker 5: Kind of important.

525
00:25:41,080 --> 00:25:43,280
Speaker 4: That was the one thing. It's like, how do you know.

526
00:25:43,520 --> 00:25:46,760
Speaker 5: I mean, if you're fighting cars, you're fine. If you're

527
00:25:46,760 --> 00:25:49,719
Speaker 5: fighting a crane, you'll be okay. Yes, none other than that,

528
00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:52,120
Speaker 5: don't fight yeah probably.

529
00:25:51,760 --> 00:25:55,280
Speaker 4: No, No, you are not equipped to fight just a

530
00:25:55,359 --> 00:25:57,560
Speaker 4: human coming at you with human earms.

531
00:25:57,960 --> 00:26:01,000
Speaker 5: Do you remember the game sho Tic tac.

532
00:26:00,920 --> 00:26:05,080
Speaker 4: Dough tic tac dough Yeah, not toe.

533
00:26:05,440 --> 00:26:07,480
Speaker 5: No dough dough like money?

534
00:26:08,040 --> 00:26:11,200
Speaker 4: Oh no, I don't. Why did I think of deer

535
00:26:11,240 --> 00:26:15,560
Speaker 4: a female deer? You just thought it was a terrible name. Yeah,

536
00:26:15,880 --> 00:26:16,720
Speaker 4: tac dough.

537
00:26:17,080 --> 00:26:19,520
Speaker 5: Wink Martindale was the host, and there was a tic

538
00:26:19,600 --> 00:26:22,600
Speaker 5: tac toe board that was all lit up with bulbs,

539
00:26:23,200 --> 00:26:26,600
Speaker 5: and there was trivia questions and then if you got

540
00:26:26,640 --> 00:26:28,199
Speaker 5: it right, you got to put x's and no's like

541
00:26:28,240 --> 00:26:31,040
Speaker 5: the Hollywood squares. It was a smaller version, but behind

542
00:26:31,080 --> 00:26:32,720
Speaker 5: one of the squares there was a dragon.

543
00:26:33,960 --> 00:26:36,320
Speaker 4: I really think it was their opportunity to put a

544
00:26:36,359 --> 00:26:37,480
Speaker 4: scary dough.

545
00:26:41,200 --> 00:26:42,639
Speaker 5: Like a deer with huge things.

546
00:26:42,840 --> 00:26:52,000
Speaker 4: Why, well, it's not tktok dragon? What that? Why was

547
00:26:52,040 --> 00:26:52,760
Speaker 4: there a dragon?

548
00:26:52,800 --> 00:26:56,520
Speaker 5: They're just like, oh, no, one had to do anything. Well,

549
00:26:57,520 --> 00:26:58,760
Speaker 5: it was going to happen either way.

550
00:27:00,480 --> 00:27:03,200
Speaker 4: They all put out a cigarette and a giant ass tray.

551
00:27:03,960 --> 00:27:04,880
Speaker 4: Poor that Scotch.

552
00:27:05,760 --> 00:27:08,000
Speaker 5: What else should we do a variety show?

553
00:27:08,440 --> 00:27:09,879
Speaker 4: Okay, I don't know.

554
00:27:10,080 --> 00:27:13,080
Speaker 6: Let's find a reason to get you a secretary to

555
00:27:13,160 --> 00:27:17,479
Speaker 6: walk in here she says the crassest.

556
00:27:17,040 --> 00:27:20,800
Speaker 5: Things, the dirty mouth secretary.

557
00:27:21,320 --> 00:27:24,960
Speaker 4: This Fallen NBC starring Fran Dresser.

558
00:27:26,320 --> 00:27:28,520
Speaker 5: Sorry, I feel like my nose is running. That's okay,

559
00:27:28,880 --> 00:27:29,720
Speaker 5: I apologize.

560
00:27:29,880 --> 00:27:32,280
Speaker 4: That's usually me. I'm usually that guy. That's right.

561
00:27:32,320 --> 00:27:33,960
Speaker 5: How are your joints, let's check in.

562
00:27:34,320 --> 00:27:37,359
Speaker 4: It's they're okay. As a whole. My hip is not good.

563
00:27:37,520 --> 00:27:38,440
Speaker 4: It is hurting.

564
00:27:38,720 --> 00:27:39,560
Speaker 5: Have you been swimming?

565
00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:43,680
Speaker 4: I have, but it seems like it doesn't care.

566
00:27:44,040 --> 00:27:45,040
Speaker 5: It doesn't care anymore.

567
00:27:45,200 --> 00:27:47,800
Speaker 4: I need to swim more. Maybe. Yeah. I did some

568
00:27:47,920 --> 00:27:51,080
Speaker 4: things well in Montana. Is in Montana for about ten days,

569
00:27:51,600 --> 00:27:55,600
Speaker 4: and I went like stand up paddle boarding, and I

570
00:27:55,760 --> 00:27:58,960
Speaker 4: went water skiing, and I went skateboarding with some pals

571
00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:02,520
Speaker 4: and I did some damage. I think to where it's

572
00:28:02,560 --> 00:28:05,879
Speaker 4: like swimming. But swimming always feels good. Yeah, even if

573
00:28:05,880 --> 00:28:08,719
Speaker 4: it's hurting. So hey, and I've been I like it

574
00:28:08,760 --> 00:28:10,640
Speaker 4: in the Olympics. Now I'm like watching swimming.

575
00:28:10,720 --> 00:28:11,399
Speaker 5: Isn't it the best?

576
00:28:11,480 --> 00:28:14,560
Speaker 4: It's pretty impressive now that I am learning to swim,

577
00:28:14,680 --> 00:28:16,359
Speaker 4: especially the fact that they don't have to wear a

578
00:28:16,400 --> 00:28:18,960
Speaker 4: snorkel from ross dress for less. That's right.

579
00:28:19,480 --> 00:28:22,959
Speaker 5: They almost never do, although I heard in Rio some

580
00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:25,080
Speaker 5: of the swimmers were wearing snorkels because the water was

581
00:28:25,080 --> 00:28:27,680
Speaker 5: so cloudy. Oh wow, when they first got there.

582
00:28:28,080 --> 00:28:29,679
Speaker 4: That's what I would do. You don't want that on

583
00:28:29,720 --> 00:28:30,880
Speaker 4: your mucous membranes.

584
00:28:30,960 --> 00:28:33,800
Speaker 5: No, you can't have it. Yeah, it was supposed to

585
00:28:33,800 --> 00:28:36,480
Speaker 5: be a little My favorite is the shot they take underneath,

586
00:28:37,040 --> 00:28:41,200
Speaker 5: because you're underwater and they're underwater. It's the greatest you

587
00:28:41,200 --> 00:28:42,160
Speaker 5: can see what they're doing.

588
00:28:42,640 --> 00:28:45,280
Speaker 4: It's funny. The only time it makes zero sense is

589
00:28:45,320 --> 00:28:49,640
Speaker 4: with I watched the synchronized diving and so they show

590
00:28:49,680 --> 00:28:51,920
Speaker 4: their dive. It's amazing how they do it. They like

591
00:28:52,040 --> 00:28:55,440
Speaker 4: touch hands and instinctively know when they're gonna That's how

592
00:28:55,480 --> 00:28:58,000
Speaker 4: they the guys would do it. It was funny. They zoom

593
00:28:58,000 --> 00:29:00,920
Speaker 4: in on their hands lightly touch. But you can tell

594
00:29:01,400 --> 00:29:04,120
Speaker 4: which divers were kind of homophobic because they didn't commit.

595
00:29:04,160 --> 00:29:06,600
Speaker 4: They're just like hovering and kind of tapping. But the

596
00:29:06,600 --> 00:29:08,719
Speaker 4: other there's other guys that are like, hey, buddy, and

597
00:29:08,800 --> 00:29:12,160
Speaker 4: then it's totally they're falangy to falangy. But anyway, They're like.

598
00:29:12,320 --> 00:29:14,960
Speaker 5: I'm not your boyfriends, do not put that on me.

599
00:29:15,360 --> 00:29:17,600
Speaker 4: And we're and then so they'd show the dive and

600
00:29:17,640 --> 00:29:20,240
Speaker 4: then the camera goes underwater after the dive, I guess

601
00:29:20,320 --> 00:29:23,160
Speaker 4: to show their entry into the water. But then they

602
00:29:23,160 --> 00:29:27,720
Speaker 4: flip around. Everyone's speedo was coming off. Oh, and they're

603
00:29:27,760 --> 00:29:31,160
Speaker 4: just showing butts. Yes, it's just welcome to the butt show.

604
00:29:31,280 --> 00:29:32,680
Speaker 5: When was this yesterday?

605
00:29:32,800 --> 00:29:35,440
Speaker 4: It was a few days ago. So many butts. It

606
00:29:35,520 --> 00:29:38,680
Speaker 4: was funny, like, you know, I can appreciate you just

607
00:29:38,840 --> 00:29:41,280
Speaker 4: appreciated some young diving butts.

608
00:29:41,560 --> 00:29:44,160
Speaker 5: Now hold on, look those free butts. Wait a second,

609
00:29:44,280 --> 00:29:46,840
Speaker 5: we signed up for those butts. Were you watching certain

610
00:29:46,880 --> 00:29:50,200
Speaker 5: cable channels in your hotel room? This was not the Olympics.

611
00:29:50,360 --> 00:29:56,080
Speaker 4: I was pressed by and I bought the weirdest Olympic

612
00:29:56,120 --> 00:30:01,000
Speaker 4: event where it was kind of light skate shooting. Huh,

613
00:30:01,720 --> 00:30:05,760
Speaker 4: I'm not going to finish that joke. You finish it,

614
00:30:06,600 --> 00:30:10,280
Speaker 4: you know what I'm saying. You know what Olympic event.

615
00:30:10,320 --> 00:30:12,400
Speaker 4: I don't like shooting. It was more like sket shooting.

616
00:30:12,480 --> 00:30:14,840
Speaker 5: No, you turned it into a different thing.

617
00:30:15,000 --> 00:30:17,320
Speaker 4: Well, that's funny because we all know you can't get

618
00:30:17,360 --> 00:30:22,920
Speaker 4: pool videos at the hotel with a parental restrictions that

619
00:30:22,960 --> 00:30:24,240
Speaker 4: I always put on myself.

620
00:30:24,560 --> 00:30:28,560
Speaker 5: Projectile diarrhea as an Olympic event, skeat.

621
00:30:28,360 --> 00:30:31,600
Speaker 4: Shooting as a as an erotic film or Olympic event.

622
00:30:32,160 --> 00:30:34,479
Speaker 5: Anyone at the Sheraton wants to see that, you might

623
00:30:34,480 --> 00:30:35,320
Speaker 5: as well offer it.

624
00:30:37,040 --> 00:30:41,080
Speaker 4: Oh honey, there's big jugs, or we got underwater diary.

625
00:30:41,240 --> 00:30:44,080
Speaker 5: Oh my god, water diarrhea probably one of the best

626
00:30:44,080 --> 00:30:53,200
Speaker 5: events at the Dirty Olympics. That's funny, that's fun I

627
00:30:53,200 --> 00:30:55,760
Speaker 5: haven't been out of town, but just thinking about staying

628
00:30:55,760 --> 00:30:57,600
Speaker 5: in a hotel room is so appealing to me. Have

629
00:30:57,840 --> 00:30:59,960
Speaker 5: gone like on a trip in so long.

630
00:31:00,160 --> 00:31:02,360
Speaker 4: Yeah, April and I were talking about to where is

631
00:31:02,360 --> 00:31:04,640
Speaker 4: it a bad thing if we prefer a hotel that,

632
00:31:04,880 --> 00:31:07,080
Speaker 4: like I wasn't neither of us. We're looking forward to

633
00:31:07,160 --> 00:31:11,600
Speaker 4: going home to our own rooms. Yeah, because the there's

634
00:31:11,640 --> 00:31:14,000
Speaker 4: nothing in a hotel. It's just a clean slate. There's

635
00:31:14,040 --> 00:31:16,320
Speaker 4: nothing to worry about, there's nothing to say, Hey, you

636
00:31:16,360 --> 00:31:19,000
Speaker 4: should take care of me, some talking stack of bills.

637
00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:21,800
Speaker 4: If you can imagine the envelopes being limps, pay me

638
00:31:22,800 --> 00:31:26,560
Speaker 4: and then it for four years, the pillows fluff me.

639
00:31:27,680 --> 00:31:29,600
Speaker 4: You know, you're always a home there's this pressure to

640
00:31:29,680 --> 00:31:30,520
Speaker 4: fluffier pillows.

641
00:31:30,520 --> 00:31:32,920
Speaker 5: You've got to have the fluffiest pillows in the neighborhood.

642
00:31:33,040 --> 00:31:34,840
Speaker 4: Yeah, otherwise you are poor.

643
00:31:35,120 --> 00:31:35,200
Speaker 5: You.

644
00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:39,800
Speaker 4: But at a hotel, there's like nothing. It's always a

645
00:31:40,080 --> 00:31:46,320
Speaker 4: more comfortable than my bed, cleans, more quieter, and yeah.

646
00:31:46,680 --> 00:31:49,080
Speaker 4: I love hotels and I sleep so well in them.

647
00:31:49,160 --> 00:31:50,200
Speaker 5: Yes, it's so quiet.

648
00:31:50,480 --> 00:31:50,880
Speaker 4: Yeah.

649
00:31:50,920 --> 00:31:55,240
Speaker 5: But the only problem I had it's not a problem anymore, hopefully,

650
00:31:55,800 --> 00:31:57,680
Speaker 5: But when I would when I we would go do

651
00:31:57,800 --> 00:31:59,640
Speaker 5: shows on the road or whatever, when I will go

652
00:31:59,640 --> 00:32:03,120
Speaker 5: back to the hotel, I had no problem. Never thought

653
00:32:03,120 --> 00:32:05,960
Speaker 5: twice about rip and open that eight dollars bag of

654
00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:08,000
Speaker 5: peanut M and MS to eat while I watched TV

655
00:32:08,160 --> 00:32:09,960
Speaker 5: at midnight or two am.

656
00:32:09,960 --> 00:32:15,800
Speaker 4: Or watch a movie. You twelve dollars for old transformers.

657
00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:19,000
Speaker 5: Yes, I want, I want to pay more than it's worth.

658
00:32:19,200 --> 00:32:19,560
Speaker 4: Please.

659
00:32:19,760 --> 00:32:20,160
Speaker 5: I in a.

660
00:32:20,120 --> 00:32:23,360
Speaker 4: Hotel, I always do. I always read that fridge and

661
00:32:23,400 --> 00:32:25,479
Speaker 4: it's like, oh I spent fifty dollars.

662
00:32:25,640 --> 00:32:30,080
Speaker 5: Yes, it's so wrong, and yet the best thing, the

663
00:32:30,120 --> 00:32:30,680
Speaker 5: best feeling.

664
00:32:30,840 --> 00:32:33,480
Speaker 4: Yeah, nothing, it's your on vacation kind of every time,

665
00:32:33,520 --> 00:32:35,400
Speaker 4: even if you're there for work, which is the only

666
00:32:35,640 --> 00:32:37,200
Speaker 4: time I'm usually in hotels.

667
00:32:37,320 --> 00:32:39,080
Speaker 5: More so if you're there for work, then you have

668
00:32:39,120 --> 00:32:40,640
Speaker 5: all this escape energy.

669
00:32:40,720 --> 00:32:42,880
Speaker 4: Yeah, I need to Oh that was so hard.

670
00:32:43,120 --> 00:32:46,320
Speaker 5: I need to be soothed in all these different ways.

671
00:32:46,680 --> 00:32:48,160
Speaker 4: This bag of emin m's will do.

672
00:32:48,840 --> 00:32:50,720
Speaker 5: Oh, gummy bears, don't mind if I do.

673
00:32:52,200 --> 00:32:55,640
Speaker 4: The best. Yeah. I had a good time. And it

674
00:32:55,680 --> 00:32:56,560
Speaker 4: was a nice hotel.

675
00:32:56,880 --> 00:32:59,240
Speaker 5: Did you have Did they have gummy bears?

676
00:32:59,520 --> 00:33:01,760
Speaker 4: They didn't, And it wasn't like that. It was more

677
00:33:01,880 --> 00:33:04,920
Speaker 4: it was pretty standard. There wasn't like it was a

678
00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:07,760
Speaker 4: nice room though, because didn't have a fridge. They did

679
00:33:07,800 --> 00:33:11,000
Speaker 4: have a coffeemaker, that's key. It was such a cheap

680
00:33:11,280 --> 00:33:13,920
Speaker 4: hotel coffee maker that I wasn't sure of the tray

681
00:33:14,600 --> 00:33:18,800
Speaker 4: that you put the coffee. It's like a little puck

682
00:33:18,840 --> 00:33:22,880
Speaker 4: of NS. The tray itself was so flimsy and plastic

683
00:33:22,920 --> 00:33:25,080
Speaker 4: that I'm like, am I even supposed to reuse this?

684
00:33:26,440 --> 00:33:28,800
Speaker 4: You throw half of it away? I did throw it away,

685
00:33:28,840 --> 00:33:30,840
Speaker 4: And then when they did my room, I didn't get

686
00:33:30,880 --> 00:33:33,240
Speaker 4: a new I threw away part of the coffee maker. Oh,

687
00:33:33,320 --> 00:33:35,960
Speaker 4: I suppose I'll be seeing that on my bank.

688
00:33:35,840 --> 00:33:37,640
Speaker 5: My seventy five thirty five.

689
00:33:39,160 --> 00:33:44,000
Speaker 4: I was. Our flight was like a nighttime flight going there.

690
00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:47,040
Speaker 5: Oh, you got to ride first class, didn't you?

691
00:33:47,280 --> 00:33:50,320
Speaker 4: Yeah, told me at the points, and it was the best.

692
00:33:50,440 --> 00:33:53,560
Speaker 4: It's the it is the dream to me.

693
00:33:54,080 --> 00:33:56,360
Speaker 5: First class is the the best thing that can happen

694
00:33:56,360 --> 00:33:56,960
Speaker 5: to you in life.

695
00:33:57,080 --> 00:33:57,240
Speaker 4: Oh.

696
00:33:57,320 --> 00:33:58,920
Speaker 5: Concluding baby, it was the best.

697
00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:02,520
Speaker 4: Yeah. And there was no babies in there, oh nicely,

698
00:34:02,720 --> 00:34:05,560
Speaker 4: And we just both acted like rich twelve year old.

699
00:34:05,600 --> 00:34:07,360
Speaker 4: So she had a big giant coke and I had

700
00:34:08,040 --> 00:34:10,040
Speaker 4: all the whiskey that should have gone with it. And

701
00:34:10,560 --> 00:34:13,480
Speaker 4: they had a great time. That's so awesome. Blankets that

702
00:34:13,680 --> 00:34:16,920
Speaker 4: kept they were almost bothering us too much. Yeah, what

703
00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:18,399
Speaker 4: else do you want? That's how they do it.

704
00:34:18,440 --> 00:34:20,399
Speaker 5: Did you have warm nuts, like right as you sat down?

705
00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:23,799
Speaker 4: No, nor a warm towel. Usually I thought they give

706
00:34:23,840 --> 00:34:26,200
Speaker 4: you that. That's just a tradition. Here's a hot towel

707
00:34:26,200 --> 00:34:27,840
Speaker 4: and you're like, what do I do? And you have

708
00:34:27,840 --> 00:34:30,280
Speaker 4: to watch someone else. I guess put it on my face. Okay,

709
00:34:30,320 --> 00:34:34,439
Speaker 4: here we go too hot? Too hot. They just see

710
00:34:34,440 --> 00:34:36,239
Speaker 4: if you have a high pain tolerance right when you

711
00:34:36,280 --> 00:34:36,920
Speaker 4: sit down.

712
00:34:36,840 --> 00:34:38,600
Speaker 5: So then they know what they can do with and

713
00:34:38,719 --> 00:34:39,200
Speaker 5: not with you.

714
00:34:39,400 --> 00:34:39,600
Speaker 7: Yeah.

715
00:34:39,640 --> 00:34:43,880
Speaker 4: Yeah, and so that that part was great. But I

716
00:34:44,120 --> 00:34:47,480
Speaker 4: before that flight, I I was like i'll go swimming.

717
00:34:47,560 --> 00:34:51,200
Speaker 4: I'll go eat at this whole food eat type. It

718
00:34:51,239 --> 00:34:53,920
Speaker 4: wasn't whole foods, but it's a market place, and I

719
00:34:54,120 --> 00:34:55,799
Speaker 4: ate and as I sat down, I was wearing my

720
00:34:55,840 --> 00:34:58,879
Speaker 4: gym shorts because I was gonna go gym swimming, and

721
00:34:59,200 --> 00:35:01,520
Speaker 4: something seem to shift in my pocket and I looked

722
00:35:01,520 --> 00:35:04,640
Speaker 4: down to see if I dropped something, and nothing was there.

723
00:35:04,640 --> 00:35:06,520
Speaker 4: I should have looked more thoroughly, because I drove all

724
00:35:06,520 --> 00:35:09,520
Speaker 4: the way to the gym and I realized that was

725
00:35:09,560 --> 00:35:11,560
Speaker 4: my wallet. And then I realized I have a flight

726
00:35:11,640 --> 00:35:13,200
Speaker 4: in like an hour and a half and I just

727
00:35:13,239 --> 00:35:15,040
Speaker 4: lost my wallet, and I have no idea where my

728
00:35:15,040 --> 00:35:18,480
Speaker 4: passport is. And that street has just riddled with people

729
00:35:18,520 --> 00:35:21,400
Speaker 4: with the grocery carts and yelling at parking meters with

730
00:35:21,719 --> 00:35:26,320
Speaker 4: pee and poo on them, And so I drove back

731
00:35:26,440 --> 00:35:32,719
Speaker 4: and it wasn't there, and the market didn't the grocery

732
00:35:32,760 --> 00:35:35,440
Speaker 4: place didn't have it, and I was kind of panicked

733
00:35:35,680 --> 00:35:39,439
Speaker 4: and went home. Couldn't find my passport. I'm like, I

734
00:35:39,480 --> 00:35:42,360
Speaker 4: don't have any other picture. I d I'm so ill equipped,

735
00:35:42,440 --> 00:35:45,800
Speaker 4: and I had to cancel all my cards, and thinking

736
00:35:45,800 --> 00:35:47,640
Speaker 4: about what else I had to cancel, and then on

737
00:35:47,680 --> 00:35:52,839
Speaker 4: Twitter someone said I found your wallet and I want

738
00:35:52,880 --> 00:35:54,960
Speaker 4: to thank her now, but maybe I shouldn't be saying

739
00:35:54,960 --> 00:35:57,279
Speaker 4: people's names all willing Nelly. But it was just some

740
00:35:57,600 --> 00:35:59,640
Speaker 4: girls walking by and she grabbed it.

741
00:36:00,040 --> 00:36:00,400
Speaker 5: First name.

742
00:36:00,440 --> 00:36:03,799
Speaker 4: People like that she eleanor oh thank you eleanor you're

743
00:36:03,800 --> 00:36:06,680
Speaker 4: the best is eleanor you're a godsend eleanor it's with

744
00:36:06,760 --> 00:36:10,440
Speaker 4: an e on so it's eleanor maybe oh no, but

745
00:36:11,040 --> 00:36:14,840
Speaker 4: I'm so I'm so thankful that like a good person

746
00:36:14,920 --> 00:36:17,919
Speaker 4: found my wallet, looked, you know, looked up my name

747
00:36:17,960 --> 00:36:20,799
Speaker 4: on Twitter, matched the photo you know it was. There's

748
00:36:20,840 --> 00:36:23,200
Speaker 4: no one that made an effort for you. Yeah, once

749
00:36:23,400 --> 00:36:25,799
Speaker 4: on Facebook to have found me. And I'm like, I'll

750
00:36:25,880 --> 00:36:28,080
Speaker 4: come get it right now, like pretty on the way

751
00:36:28,080 --> 00:36:31,200
Speaker 4: to the flight. Thank god. Yeah, she's the best. Hello.

752
00:36:31,560 --> 00:36:33,640
Speaker 4: She was cool and I was like, please keep the

753
00:36:33,680 --> 00:36:35,480
Speaker 4: money in it. There was like forty bucks in it,

754
00:36:35,760 --> 00:36:38,760
Speaker 4: Please keep it. I insist. She's like, nah, it's okay,

755
00:36:39,320 --> 00:36:40,960
Speaker 4: use it. And I'm like, what what are you rich?

756
00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:44,280
Speaker 4: And I went to her place and it was super nice. Oh,

757
00:36:44,400 --> 00:36:47,200
Speaker 4: you don't need my shitty forty dollars. You live in

758
00:36:47,239 --> 00:36:51,080
Speaker 4: a neon floating condo box by the sea, oh near

759
00:36:51,120 --> 00:36:51,520
Speaker 4: the sea.

760
00:36:51,760 --> 00:36:52,040
Speaker 5: Shit.

761
00:36:52,200 --> 00:36:53,960
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was a beautiful place.

762
00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:55,440
Speaker 5: But that's so lucky.

763
00:36:55,600 --> 00:36:58,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, that's so it. Really it started the week

764
00:36:58,080 --> 00:36:59,000
Speaker 4: off on a high note.

765
00:36:59,120 --> 00:37:04,480
Speaker 5: Yay, that's a high note. That reminds me that I

766
00:37:04,520 --> 00:37:09,680
Speaker 5: have let my passport expire and that's bad. Yeah, when

767
00:37:09,760 --> 00:37:10,879
Speaker 5: I should change that.

768
00:37:11,120 --> 00:37:13,040
Speaker 4: I should do that too. Mine's coming up and maybe

769
00:37:13,040 --> 00:37:16,000
Speaker 4: I should preemptively do it. I never do anything that

770
00:37:16,080 --> 00:37:17,359
Speaker 4: isn't last minute or late.

771
00:37:17,640 --> 00:37:19,799
Speaker 5: I know. In fact, we were talking about mail the

772
00:37:19,800 --> 00:37:23,000
Speaker 5: mail pile earlier. I had a friend come over and

773
00:37:23,040 --> 00:37:25,840
Speaker 5: he helped me open every piece of mail on my counter.

774
00:37:25,960 --> 00:37:26,800
Speaker 4: That's a nice friend.

775
00:37:26,920 --> 00:37:29,320
Speaker 5: I know. It was really cool because he was helping

776
00:37:29,360 --> 00:37:30,280
Speaker 5: me with other financials.

777
00:37:30,360 --> 00:37:34,879
Speaker 4: He Charles Grodin. I always just think that's the Duke.

778
00:37:35,200 --> 00:37:37,319
Speaker 5: Yeah, if he came over and opened my mail for me.

779
00:37:37,600 --> 00:37:40,439
Speaker 4: That movie, Dave, I don't know it. It's so it's

780
00:37:40,480 --> 00:37:43,520
Speaker 4: so good where he is like the president. Yeah, it's

781
00:37:43,560 --> 00:37:46,640
Speaker 4: one of those loose eighties like where he's like he's

782
00:37:46,680 --> 00:37:49,080
Speaker 4: a twin, but he doesn't know him. He just happens

783
00:37:49,120 --> 00:37:51,560
Speaker 4: to look just like him. So the real president's in

784
00:37:51,640 --> 00:37:54,440
Speaker 4: a coma. They don't want to alarm anyone. So they

785
00:37:54,520 --> 00:37:56,360
Speaker 4: hire this actor to be him, and he ends up

786
00:37:56,400 --> 00:37:59,480
Speaker 4: being a better president Kevin Klein. He acts like Obama

787
00:37:59,560 --> 00:38:02,600
Speaker 4: the whole time. Yeah, he becomes he patches up his marriage.

788
00:38:02,640 --> 00:38:06,040
Speaker 4: He fixed the budget bye by calling over Charles Groden,

789
00:38:06,080 --> 00:38:10,240
Speaker 4: who's just an accountant, and he in millions and billions

790
00:38:10,239 --> 00:38:13,359
Speaker 4: of dollars like figures out the budget during a one

791
00:38:13,400 --> 00:38:17,239
Speaker 4: minute montage scene. It's just the best. Such a good movie.

792
00:38:17,360 --> 00:38:20,799
Speaker 5: Also, Charles Groden, I started watching a terrible movie about

793
00:38:20,800 --> 00:38:25,759
Speaker 5: a child who had four imaginary people that were ghosts. Well,

794
00:38:25,840 --> 00:38:28,239
Speaker 5: when he was born, the ghosts had just all got

795
00:38:28,320 --> 00:38:30,560
Speaker 5: in a bus accident and died at the same time.

796
00:38:31,239 --> 00:38:37,080
Speaker 5: So it was Kira Sedgewick, Charles Groden, that guy that

797
00:38:37,200 --> 00:38:40,160
Speaker 5: was on drugs and on the rehab show, who's a

798
00:38:40,160 --> 00:38:46,280
Speaker 5: great actor. Tom Sizemore, Oh yeah, yeah and scary though. Yeah,

799
00:38:46,320 --> 00:38:50,840
Speaker 5: well he's like what he's white drugs in body and spirit.

800
00:38:51,040 --> 00:38:53,520
Speaker 4: Maybe not anymore, but didn't he like slap around some

801
00:38:54,040 --> 00:38:54,560
Speaker 4: hookers and.

802
00:38:55,200 --> 00:38:57,520
Speaker 5: Heidi Flies that's his girlfriend for a while, but I

803
00:38:57,520 --> 00:38:59,799
Speaker 5: think they were both on crazy white rugs together. Sure

804
00:39:00,239 --> 00:39:03,720
Speaker 5: it really goes, you know, off the rails, no pun

805
00:39:03,840 --> 00:39:06,200
Speaker 5: and that was great.

806
00:39:06,600 --> 00:39:08,920
Speaker 4: See I would have I would have rejoiced in that

807
00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:11,480
Speaker 4: moment you're embarrassed it happen. That help.

808
00:39:13,120 --> 00:39:16,360
Speaker 5: But also with the what's the woman's name? Black actress

809
00:39:16,360 --> 00:39:19,040
Speaker 5: that's so good and everything and has been in one

810
00:39:19,080 --> 00:39:19,880
Speaker 5: million things.

811
00:39:19,640 --> 00:39:21,239
Speaker 4: Well, I guess and I don't get it right, then

812
00:39:21,280 --> 00:39:23,840
Speaker 4: I'm racist. I know. Whatever.

813
00:39:24,560 --> 00:39:28,359
Speaker 5: It's a terrible movie that Charles Groden alone was making

814
00:39:28,400 --> 00:39:31,400
Speaker 5: me watch because he's so real and good and you

815
00:39:31,440 --> 00:39:32,640
Speaker 5: feel like you know that person.

816
00:39:32,680 --> 00:39:37,080
Speaker 4: I've always liked him, always liked him, Gold Goldiehan, Chevy

817
00:39:37,160 --> 00:39:40,760
Speaker 4: Chase Romps. He's just I've always liked him so much.

818
00:39:40,920 --> 00:39:43,680
Speaker 4: So the best this goes out to Charles Groden, this

819
00:39:43,719 --> 00:39:46,640
Speaker 4: episode to Charles Groden and eleanor.

820
00:39:46,880 --> 00:39:48,960
Speaker 5: What two great people in Los Angeles.

821
00:39:49,040 --> 00:39:50,400
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, there's somewhere.

822
00:39:50,440 --> 00:39:51,239
Speaker 5: I bet there's more.

823
00:39:51,560 --> 00:39:54,080
Speaker 4: I'm sure he maybe he lives in Vermont or something. Yeah,

824
00:39:54,080 --> 00:39:56,760
Speaker 4: there's no way he lives. Seems like he lives in Vermont. Yeah,

825
00:39:57,040 --> 00:40:02,600
Speaker 4: under a sweatter factory. Just takes it easy all the time. Yes,

826
00:40:02,760 --> 00:40:05,840
Speaker 4: card getting up. Yeah, he's my.

827
00:40:05,920 --> 00:40:08,120
Speaker 5: Favorite thing is remember when Charles Groden had his own

828
00:40:08,200 --> 00:40:11,920
Speaker 5: kind of like a Charlie Rowe show on or MSNBC.

829
00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:14,520
Speaker 5: I can't remember what it was on, but it was

830
00:40:14,960 --> 00:40:16,120
Speaker 5: like kind of a news show.

831
00:40:16,360 --> 00:40:19,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, what happened to that? I don't know, but it

832
00:40:19,120 --> 00:40:19,800
Speaker 4: was so funny.

833
00:40:19,800 --> 00:40:23,160
Speaker 5: And one time they were taking calls and he goes

834
00:40:24,520 --> 00:40:27,040
Speaker 5: whatever the person, you know, it was like James and Delaware,

835
00:40:27,239 --> 00:40:31,840
Speaker 5: this is your big chance, just a caller. I was

836
00:40:31,920 --> 00:40:34,440
Speaker 5: just like, I love him so much. Yeah, he's the

837
00:40:34,520 --> 00:40:39,000
Speaker 5: best good comedy, good good, good good at comedy, good

838
00:40:39,400 --> 00:40:39,799
Speaker 5: good guy.

839
00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:42,960
Speaker 4: Maybe I bet he's kind of good. That's what I like,

840
00:40:43,040 --> 00:40:44,360
Speaker 4: you know, Yeah, yeah, I know.

841
00:40:44,760 --> 00:40:46,200
Speaker 5: Wait, you look just looked like him?

842
00:40:46,920 --> 00:40:48,600
Speaker 4: What do you feel? I probably can't do it again.

843
00:40:48,640 --> 00:40:49,360
Speaker 4: I was in the moment.

844
00:40:49,440 --> 00:40:54,800
Speaker 5: Let's see really quick. I'm sorry to bother you. I

845
00:40:55,000 --> 00:40:57,040
Speaker 5: just know I'm a huge fan of Midnight Run.

846
00:40:57,719 --> 00:41:02,360
Speaker 4: You know what? Thank you? Yes, okay, there we go.

847
00:41:02,719 --> 00:41:05,360
Speaker 4: That was really thank you. I can't you seem nice?

848
00:41:05,680 --> 00:41:09,359
Speaker 4: Now I'm trying on sweaters. I'm mocking my dog.

849
00:41:10,640 --> 00:41:12,400
Speaker 5: Chris's eyes are so Charles Groden.

850
00:41:13,160 --> 00:41:13,239
Speaker 2: Now.

851
00:41:13,280 --> 00:41:16,240
Speaker 4: Really it's more facial growdon than an audible voice growding.

852
00:41:16,480 --> 00:41:19,160
Speaker 4: But I'm very face growing it up. I'm gron it out.

853
00:41:19,520 --> 00:41:21,160
Speaker 4: And what do you think the mask?

854
00:41:21,920 --> 00:41:23,880
Speaker 5: Howard Kramer was hanging out with Charles Groden.

855
00:41:23,920 --> 00:41:28,080
Speaker 7: What would he interject with, Hey, Charles Growdon, I'm doing

856
00:41:28,160 --> 00:41:31,040
Speaker 7: a summer fest thing where people go on jet skis,

857
00:41:31,200 --> 00:41:33,360
Speaker 7: and I wonder if you could cook the lups, just

858
00:41:33,520 --> 00:41:36,200
Speaker 7: cause I know you live in Maine or Vermont.

859
00:41:36,400 --> 00:41:44,680
Speaker 5: Do do? It's called making it phone for yourself. Yeah,

860
00:41:44,719 --> 00:41:47,040
Speaker 5: and that's what I do on this podcast and make

861
00:41:47,120 --> 00:41:47,840
Speaker 5: you do things.

862
00:41:47,680 --> 00:41:50,640
Speaker 4: In earning me just making lemonade.

863
00:41:51,320 --> 00:41:56,440
Speaker 5: We're just lemonade. Watch my fat ass twist. Boy, it's lemonade.

864
00:41:56,680 --> 00:42:02,400
Speaker 5: Thank you, ladies and gentlemen. Your phone keeps. I just

865
00:42:02,480 --> 00:42:04,160
Speaker 5: have a lot of brain coming through.

866
00:42:04,480 --> 00:42:07,200
Speaker 4: Yeah. I always rest easy knowing no one's calling me.

867
00:42:07,520 --> 00:42:09,719
Speaker 5: Oh well, that's a calming thought.

868
00:42:09,880 --> 00:42:14,440
Speaker 4: That's all right. I'm having an off year, so it's okay,

869
00:42:14,640 --> 00:42:17,000
Speaker 4: you'll come back. Thanks will tearing around, it goes.

870
00:42:17,160 --> 00:42:20,040
Speaker 5: It's like a pendulum. All of life is a cycle,

871
00:42:20,840 --> 00:42:23,800
Speaker 5: and there are social seasons, just like there are seasons

872
00:42:23,840 --> 00:42:24,560
Speaker 5: in nature.

873
00:42:24,480 --> 00:42:27,279
Speaker 4: Yep, and oftentimes in Los Angeles. Since we don't get

874
00:42:27,360 --> 00:42:31,000
Speaker 4: the latter kind of season, it's just you instead of

875
00:42:31,040 --> 00:42:34,680
Speaker 4: the leaves changing. I'll just realize every fall I'm maybe

876
00:42:34,760 --> 00:42:40,439
Speaker 4: hated by everyone. Yeah, and then that come springtime, people

877
00:42:40,520 --> 00:42:41,239
Speaker 4: want to hang out.

878
00:42:41,480 --> 00:42:42,520
Speaker 5: Yeah, come springtime.

879
00:42:42,760 --> 00:42:43,560
Speaker 4: I live by the beach.

880
00:42:43,800 --> 00:42:47,759
Speaker 5: Yeah, then it's hey, my bitterness is going to fuel

881
00:42:47,800 --> 00:42:51,359
Speaker 5: me throughout the warm months. Yeah yeah yeah, and then

882
00:42:51,400 --> 00:42:52,840
Speaker 5: you're and then it's back at Christmas.

883
00:42:53,080 --> 00:42:55,920
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah yeah, lonely cold Christmas.

884
00:42:56,440 --> 00:42:58,960
Speaker 5: I gotta say, though, we were just talking about this,

885
00:42:59,800 --> 00:43:02,960
Speaker 5: there's nothing better than Christmas in Los Angeles when everyone

886
00:43:03,080 --> 00:43:05,160
Speaker 5: leaves and it is like this town is a band.

887
00:43:05,320 --> 00:43:08,600
Speaker 4: I've never done it. I'm afraid that I will get sad.

888
00:43:08,680 --> 00:43:11,560
Speaker 4: I have to go home for Christmas. Yeah, like super important.

889
00:43:12,080 --> 00:43:14,520
Speaker 4: I don't know, for a family that is not at

890
00:43:14,560 --> 00:43:19,280
Speaker 4: all religious, Christmas has been Maybe because of that, Christmas

891
00:43:19,440 --> 00:43:20,200
Speaker 4: is very important.

892
00:43:20,640 --> 00:43:23,480
Speaker 5: Well, I bet it's also absolutely gorgeous in Montana.

893
00:43:23,560 --> 00:43:25,440
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's the best. Yeah. I gotta go to the

894
00:43:25,560 --> 00:43:28,000
Speaker 4: snow sure. Well you don't know about me. Is I

895
00:43:28,120 --> 00:43:30,120
Speaker 4: used to I was used to snowboards so much I

896
00:43:30,160 --> 00:43:32,200
Speaker 4: got I didn't even pay for my snowboards.

897
00:43:32,520 --> 00:43:34,200
Speaker 5: Yeah, you're a sponsored athlete.

898
00:43:34,400 --> 00:43:38,120
Speaker 4: Well, my cousin, Ross's best friend, he's more of a

899
00:43:38,239 --> 00:43:42,400
Speaker 4: second cousin. We he would give me stuff. Oh and

900
00:43:42,480 --> 00:43:45,880
Speaker 4: when I got home, Ross was he said, while we're

901
00:43:45,920 --> 00:43:50,200
Speaker 4: going up to the lake. My cousin Scott is getting married,

902
00:43:50,320 --> 00:43:54,439
Speaker 4: and I'm like, wait, he's my my or yeah, not Scott.

903
00:43:54,719 --> 00:43:57,239
Speaker 4: I'm sorry. I always called it. Even when I was

904
00:43:57,280 --> 00:44:00,640
Speaker 4: a kid, I called him Scott. Now now I'm in

905
00:44:00,760 --> 00:44:04,320
Speaker 4: my head and I've embarrassed. Yeah, I've embarrassed because you

906
00:44:04,360 --> 00:44:07,000
Speaker 4: called them the wrong name. Yeah, Scott wasn't there. His

907
00:44:07,120 --> 00:44:11,480
Speaker 4: brother Mike was. But uh, there's Jim Cole's son and

908
00:44:11,560 --> 00:44:15,120
Speaker 4: he's the sweetest Nick. God, Nick, Goddamn, what's wrong with me?

909
00:44:15,440 --> 00:44:18,799
Speaker 4: That's why I was worried, because I wanted to see

910
00:44:19,239 --> 00:44:23,839
Speaker 4: extended family. All my mom's aunts and cousins were going

911
00:44:23,920 --> 00:44:25,840
Speaker 4: to be there, and I was nervous to go. But

912
00:44:26,000 --> 00:44:29,320
Speaker 4: they all they haven't aged at all. Oh, people I

913
00:44:29,360 --> 00:44:32,080
Speaker 4: haven't seen since I was fifteen years old in my family.

914
00:44:32,080 --> 00:44:34,360
Speaker 4: I knew so many people there and they were like,

915
00:44:34,600 --> 00:44:37,600
Speaker 4: Chris Fairbanks, how you've been You look great. I listened

916
00:44:37,600 --> 00:44:40,759
Speaker 4: to your podcast all this. That's why I panicked that

917
00:44:40,880 --> 00:44:43,560
Speaker 4: I couldn't think of his name right there. But uh,

918
00:44:43,960 --> 00:44:46,719
Speaker 4: but that's that's pressure. But their brains weren't great.

919
00:44:47,560 --> 00:44:50,640
Speaker 5: That's great news for us. Yeah, great news.

920
00:44:51,000 --> 00:44:53,879
Speaker 4: Yeah, I've always worried about it because there's other Alzheimer's.

921
00:44:53,960 --> 00:44:58,520
Speaker 4: But I think my mom's grandma, and I think a

922
00:44:58,840 --> 00:45:01,319
Speaker 4: uncle maybe, But the the rest of them, man, it's

923
00:45:01,440 --> 00:45:04,399
Speaker 4: just luck of the dice or a roll of them. Rather,

924
00:45:04,480 --> 00:45:05,560
Speaker 4: how do you play with dice?

925
00:45:05,760 --> 00:45:06,680
Speaker 5: I guess you'd roll them.

926
00:45:06,840 --> 00:45:11,399
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's not just luck based gravity things. But they were.

927
00:45:11,640 --> 00:45:14,320
Speaker 4: They were with it and smart and sweet and funny,

928
00:45:14,320 --> 00:45:16,800
Speaker 4: and they were all rocking out to def Leppard and stuff.

929
00:45:17,000 --> 00:45:19,000
Speaker 4: I just it was a great wedding on a lake,

930
00:45:19,160 --> 00:45:21,800
Speaker 4: and that's yes. Then I tried to paddle board and

931
00:45:21,800 --> 00:45:23,360
Speaker 4: then a hurtan goddamn hip.

932
00:45:24,120 --> 00:45:27,080
Speaker 5: The But you have to be extreme, I mean you

933
00:45:27,280 --> 00:45:27,640
Speaker 5: can't not.

934
00:45:28,080 --> 00:45:28,959
Speaker 4: Yeah, so good.

935
00:45:29,239 --> 00:45:31,560
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's the price you pay. What you're willing to

936
00:45:31,640 --> 00:45:33,239
Speaker 5: pay that you're grateful to pay.

937
00:45:33,719 --> 00:45:36,040
Speaker 4: Yeah. I want to. I want to still be extreme,

938
00:45:36,120 --> 00:45:38,040
Speaker 4: but I think my extreme days are coming to a

939
00:45:38,120 --> 00:45:41,200
Speaker 4: clothes But I'm gonna get it fixed. I'm gonna get surgery.

940
00:45:41,280 --> 00:45:43,439
Speaker 4: Yeah you will. It's gonna work. Yeah, it's gonna be great.

941
00:45:43,560 --> 00:45:46,319
Speaker 5: It's done constantly. My dad's had it done three times.

942
00:45:46,480 --> 00:45:50,160
Speaker 4: It's easy in and out procedures. You just leave and

943
00:45:50,280 --> 00:45:52,400
Speaker 4: dancing and skipping in the ring. Here's you do.

944
00:45:52,680 --> 00:45:55,200
Speaker 5: You go in, you get a new hip, I get

945
00:45:55,280 --> 00:45:56,440
Speaker 5: that hip, and you go out.

946
00:45:56,719 --> 00:46:00,640
Speaker 4: Karen and I just drank vodka. Wants about doctor Matt Stuck.

947
00:46:00,840 --> 00:46:01,560
Speaker 5: Love it so much.

948
00:46:04,640 --> 00:46:06,320
Speaker 4: I you know, it would be a great podcast.

949
00:46:06,520 --> 00:46:08,680
Speaker 5: If someone could grat to actively in a time machine,

950
00:46:08,760 --> 00:46:12,120
Speaker 5: go back and just play recordings of all the drunken

951
00:46:12,200 --> 00:46:15,920
Speaker 5: conversations I've had at bars, what kind of an experience

952
00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:16,200
Speaker 5: with that?

953
00:46:16,320 --> 00:46:17,480
Speaker 4: It would feel terrible.

954
00:46:17,560 --> 00:46:18,600
Speaker 5: It would be the worst thing.

955
00:46:18,719 --> 00:46:21,840
Speaker 4: I would hate to hear myself even and yeah, and

956
00:46:21,960 --> 00:46:24,560
Speaker 4: I feel like I don't have regrets, but I would

957
00:46:24,640 --> 00:46:27,279
Speaker 4: have them if I heard myself. Oh yeah, that's what's

958
00:46:27,320 --> 00:46:29,719
Speaker 4: the reason I don't even can't even sometimes listen to

959
00:46:29,760 --> 00:46:32,799
Speaker 4: our podcast. I know, you know right now I'm drunk.

960
00:46:33,200 --> 00:46:37,240
Speaker 4: I uh no, just kidding. I had there's something Martha

961
00:46:37,320 --> 00:46:42,200
Speaker 4: Kelly should Kelly or Kelly if you're Kelly, cajun Martha Kelly,

962
00:46:43,160 --> 00:46:46,080
Speaker 4: you get them cross get in here. Martha had this

963
00:46:46,280 --> 00:46:49,239
Speaker 4: tape and if someone had recorded their neighbors, I think

964
00:46:49,239 --> 00:46:51,759
Speaker 4: it was an old couple fighting like two guys, yeah

965
00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:55,600
Speaker 4: and little man, and then set it to those puppets. Yeah,

966
00:46:56,160 --> 00:46:57,759
Speaker 4: it is the best thing ever.

967
00:46:58,440 --> 00:46:58,800
Speaker 5: I know.

968
00:46:59,080 --> 00:47:04,440
Speaker 4: You you're drunk because I marked a bottle. It's so

969
00:47:04,840 --> 00:47:08,200
Speaker 4: dark and it's scary. Yes, it's scary. Two scary old

970
00:47:08,280 --> 00:47:12,279
Speaker 4: guys that lived together that are just old drunks. And

971
00:47:12,400 --> 00:47:16,799
Speaker 4: the muppets looked just like Sesame Street Kid muppets. Yeah,

972
00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:18,840
Speaker 4: and I have to know, I have to remember. I

973
00:47:18,920 --> 00:47:21,160
Speaker 4: have to find that it's the best. There's it's a well.

974
00:47:21,160 --> 00:47:23,520
Speaker 5: There is a documentary also called shut Up, Little Man,

975
00:47:24,239 --> 00:47:26,600
Speaker 5: and that is the story of that whole How those

976
00:47:26,640 --> 00:47:27,680
Speaker 5: guys got that recording?

977
00:47:27,760 --> 00:47:29,239
Speaker 4: Oh, I don't know anything. Oh you got it.

978
00:47:29,320 --> 00:47:32,040
Speaker 5: It's called It's Great. It's a documentary that the two

979
00:47:32,080 --> 00:47:33,920
Speaker 5: guys that made their recording made, is.

980
00:47:33,920 --> 00:47:37,400
Speaker 4: It Youtuba Bule? I don't know. Maybe we put a link.

981
00:47:38,560 --> 00:47:39,920
Speaker 4: Ah ah.

982
00:47:43,040 --> 00:47:46,520
Speaker 5: I had a friend and I can't remember. I don't

983
00:47:46,520 --> 00:47:48,480
Speaker 5: know if you ever knew Laura Milligan. She was really

984
00:47:48,520 --> 00:47:50,279
Speaker 5: short and blonde, but she was kind of punk rock

985
00:47:50,360 --> 00:47:53,080
Speaker 5: like she'd always have like pink or green in her hair.

986
00:47:53,320 --> 00:47:54,800
Speaker 4: I know that's sure sounds from me.

987
00:47:54,880 --> 00:47:57,160
Speaker 5: She was in a band with Greg Barren and she's

988
00:47:57,520 --> 00:48:00,480
Speaker 5: she was also a performer, but she now lives in

989
00:48:00,600 --> 00:48:03,839
Speaker 5: San Francisco. But okay, she was one of the Sanrancisco posse. Oh,

990
00:48:03,960 --> 00:48:06,319
Speaker 5: and she actually started the show when we all moved

991
00:48:06,320 --> 00:48:09,360
Speaker 5: to LA that basically brought all the people together.

992
00:48:09,560 --> 00:48:10,359
Speaker 4: It was her show.

993
00:48:10,480 --> 00:48:12,680
Speaker 5: Oh cool, She's amazing. But anyway, when we lived in

994
00:48:12,719 --> 00:48:17,000
Speaker 5: San Francisco, she lived in uh in Mill Valley, and

995
00:48:17,080 --> 00:48:20,120
Speaker 5: we used to go to her apartment or her boyfriend

996
00:48:20,200 --> 00:48:22,200
Speaker 5: Mike King's apartment, and they had this tape of a

997
00:48:22,280 --> 00:48:25,279
Speaker 5: guy that used to come home at night after work

998
00:48:25,400 --> 00:48:27,600
Speaker 5: and going to a bar where he'd get ship face drunk.

999
00:48:27,880 --> 00:48:30,160
Speaker 5: Then he would come home and sing into his own

1000
00:48:30,239 --> 00:48:33,880
Speaker 5: personal karaoke machine. Oh wow, and he would start songs,

1001
00:48:34,000 --> 00:48:36,840
Speaker 5: but then he would start singing his own lyrics about

1002
00:48:36,880 --> 00:48:37,279
Speaker 5: his life.

1003
00:48:37,440 --> 00:48:39,600
Speaker 4: Oh my god, how did she record it? How did

1004
00:48:39,840 --> 00:48:43,879
Speaker 4: I don't just a mic under a door? Yesh, somebody either.

1005
00:48:44,239 --> 00:48:47,080
Speaker 5: I think what happened is he was taping himself doing it,

1006
00:48:47,640 --> 00:48:50,080
Speaker 5: and one day when he went to work, someone broke

1007
00:48:50,120 --> 00:48:50,960
Speaker 5: into his apartment and.

1008
00:48:50,960 --> 00:48:53,120
Speaker 4: Stole it, like I gotta get this gold mine.

1009
00:48:53,320 --> 00:48:56,800
Speaker 5: Yes, And we listened to it every weekend, like we

1010
00:48:57,000 --> 00:48:59,320
Speaker 5: I've listened to it so many times and it is

1011
00:48:59,640 --> 00:49:02,480
Speaker 5: ab absolutely brilliant. It is like because it's a.

1012
00:49:02,560 --> 00:49:04,200
Speaker 4: Man kind of singing like this.

1013
00:49:04,680 --> 00:49:08,160
Speaker 5: Well then he goes into dian for more work. You

1014
00:49:08,320 --> 00:49:11,719
Speaker 5: can go fuck it up. But it's like to a

1015
00:49:11,800 --> 00:49:16,080
Speaker 5: door's song or you know, it's on, Oh wow, it's amazing.

1016
00:49:16,200 --> 00:49:17,680
Speaker 4: That's gotta be set to Moppets.

1017
00:49:19,239 --> 00:49:22,120
Speaker 5: That's any kind of eavesdropping is my bag?

1018
00:49:24,000 --> 00:49:28,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, I am. It's because listening to that you feel

1019
00:49:28,400 --> 00:49:30,719
Speaker 4: like you're doing something bad by hearing it. Yeah, you

1020
00:49:30,840 --> 00:49:34,520
Speaker 4: are doing something bad. And they're scary and it guy's

1021
00:49:34,640 --> 00:49:37,480
Speaker 4: just singing drunk by himself is kind of scary. Yes,

1022
00:49:37,600 --> 00:49:40,799
Speaker 4: if you think there's a revolver on the type you know.

1023
00:49:43,200 --> 00:49:45,719
Speaker 5: And you know that you've done similar, Like my thing

1024
00:49:45,880 --> 00:49:47,680
Speaker 5: is like a lot of times people will be like, oh,

1025
00:49:47,680 --> 00:49:49,239
Speaker 5: do you want to meet us at a bar? And

1026
00:49:49,360 --> 00:49:50,840
Speaker 5: it's not like I think, I don't want to not

1027
00:49:50,920 --> 00:49:52,879
Speaker 5: meet you at a bar because I don't want to drink.

1028
00:49:52,960 --> 00:49:55,319
Speaker 5: I know, it's been so long, I'm not gonna start

1029
00:49:55,360 --> 00:49:58,120
Speaker 5: drinking again. What I can't take is when people start

1030
00:49:58,160 --> 00:49:59,960
Speaker 5: to get drunk and they don't realize what they say

1031
00:50:00,040 --> 00:50:02,680
Speaker 5: sound like like when you finally step over into the

1032
00:50:02,760 --> 00:50:05,600
Speaker 5: world of just being drunk and not giving a fuck, which.

1033
00:50:05,520 --> 00:50:07,439
Speaker 4: God bless I would be there if I could.

1034
00:50:08,239 --> 00:50:10,839
Speaker 5: But it just reminds me of like, what must people

1035
00:50:10,920 --> 00:50:14,320
Speaker 5: have overheard me saying for that, you know, decade of

1036
00:50:14,400 --> 00:50:17,000
Speaker 5: time where I was never not chief faced. I must

1037
00:50:17,040 --> 00:50:19,279
Speaker 5: have said the worst things at the top of my

1038
00:50:19,400 --> 00:50:21,520
Speaker 5: lungs in the quietest places.

1039
00:50:22,200 --> 00:50:25,320
Speaker 4: I just know I did. I Yeah, I know, I

1040
00:50:25,800 --> 00:50:28,200
Speaker 4: know I did. I still probably do. Sometimes I think

1041
00:50:28,239 --> 00:50:31,560
Speaker 4: I've made it's probably a bad thing that when I've

1042
00:50:31,640 --> 00:50:33,680
Speaker 4: had a bunch of drinks, though no one knows.

1043
00:50:34,160 --> 00:50:36,839
Speaker 5: Yeah, well you're you handle yourself, right.

1044
00:50:37,200 --> 00:50:39,640
Speaker 4: I either I handle myself or I've had so much

1045
00:50:39,760 --> 00:50:44,160
Speaker 4: that it doesn't It takes more than it's healthy to

1046
00:50:44,320 --> 00:50:46,200
Speaker 4: enter your body to actually make me slur.

1047
00:50:46,320 --> 00:50:48,600
Speaker 5: You have a very high tolerance, very high tolerant, which

1048
00:50:48,600 --> 00:50:51,480
Speaker 5: I think is bad. I mean, it just means that

1049
00:50:51,560 --> 00:50:54,040
Speaker 5: you've had a lot of practice nuts.

1050
00:50:54,320 --> 00:50:55,840
Speaker 4: I thought you were maybe gonna say that.

1051
00:50:57,520 --> 00:51:00,360
Speaker 5: There was I just remember my friend Danny Sibioshi's always

1052
00:51:00,360 --> 00:51:03,239
Speaker 5: say you never slur, it's so weird, And I'm just like,

1053
00:51:03,400 --> 00:51:06,400
Speaker 5: that's not good for thinking, Like I want to be

1054
00:51:06,480 --> 00:51:08,160
Speaker 5: proud of it and like brag and tell people, but

1055
00:51:08,239 --> 00:51:10,640
Speaker 5: I know deep down it's probably not the best. Yeah,

1056
00:51:10,719 --> 00:51:13,239
Speaker 5: because that means I'm just used to being that way.

1057
00:51:13,600 --> 00:51:17,279
Speaker 4: Really making that effort. Yeah, I think I think that's

1058
00:51:17,360 --> 00:51:20,080
Speaker 4: probably it's a well it's okay, I'm doing fine now

1059
00:51:20,280 --> 00:51:23,480
Speaker 4: you are. Yeah, I got to handle on things. There

1060
00:51:23,640 --> 00:51:25,880
Speaker 4: was a time where the local skate shop and was

1061
00:51:25,920 --> 00:51:27,759
Speaker 4: a little made a skate video and I didn't have

1062
00:51:27,800 --> 00:51:29,759
Speaker 4: any skateboarding footage. So at the end of it, my

1063
00:51:29,920 --> 00:51:35,160
Speaker 4: part was me drunk in an apartment and when I

1064
00:51:35,280 --> 00:51:37,759
Speaker 4: was living in Bad Oregon snowboarding every day, so there

1065
00:51:37,840 --> 00:51:40,759
Speaker 4: wasn't snowboard footage. It was just me singing in a

1066
00:51:40,880 --> 00:51:44,680
Speaker 4: tub and riding around on some broomstick and my underwear

1067
00:51:44,800 --> 00:51:47,640
Speaker 4: was down and I was just doing a witch impression.

1068
00:51:47,760 --> 00:51:49,919
Speaker 4: And I believe there was a moment in it where

1069
00:51:49,920 --> 00:51:52,960
Speaker 4: I'd thrown up and that was my name was on

1070
00:51:53,080 --> 00:51:55,920
Speaker 4: it and I and it was kind of funny, but

1071
00:51:56,040 --> 00:51:58,439
Speaker 4: I saw it and I was like, guys, I really

1072
00:51:58,880 --> 00:52:03,120
Speaker 4: I did that off on this. My friends made the

1073
00:52:03,239 --> 00:52:06,520
Speaker 4: video and they thought, oh, to us, this is funny,

1074
00:52:06,600 --> 00:52:09,960
Speaker 4: But outside of our peer group, it's a sad kid, right.

1075
00:52:10,320 --> 00:52:13,759
Speaker 5: Yeah, although that's when you're supposed to do stuff like that. Yeah,

1076
00:52:13,920 --> 00:52:16,880
Speaker 5: if you're a young skateboarder and you're not doing that,

1077
00:52:17,400 --> 00:52:18,240
Speaker 5: go fuck yourself.

1078
00:52:18,320 --> 00:52:19,880
Speaker 4: Actually, I'd love to see that footage.

1079
00:52:20,480 --> 00:52:22,720
Speaker 5: I would I would never stop laughing.

1080
00:52:24,640 --> 00:52:27,000
Speaker 4: I think the last time I saw it, I was like, God,

1081
00:52:27,640 --> 00:52:29,040
Speaker 4: I was in good shape.

1082
00:52:30,960 --> 00:52:32,040
Speaker 5: There's a lot to be proud of.

1083
00:52:32,239 --> 00:52:33,799
Speaker 4: Yeah, look that guy is.

1084
00:52:33,840 --> 00:52:34,480
Speaker 1: He doing wrong?

1085
00:52:34,600 --> 00:52:36,000
Speaker 4: Like he's almost got abs.

1086
00:52:36,200 --> 00:52:40,719
Speaker 5: Look, and he likes witches. Good, there's nothing wrong with it.

1087
00:52:40,800 --> 00:52:43,400
Speaker 4: It's dangerously a broken broom too. It should not have

1088
00:52:43,480 --> 00:52:44,479
Speaker 4: been between my legs.

1089
00:52:44,480 --> 00:52:46,080
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, no, you had to be careful of that.

1090
00:52:46,320 --> 00:52:48,680
Speaker 5: I mean, here's the thing. A lot a lot of

1091
00:52:48,760 --> 00:52:52,040
Speaker 5: people beat themselves up for getting drunk, Like they're like, oh,

1092
00:52:52,080 --> 00:52:53,440
Speaker 5: I got so drunk at the bar last night. I

1093
00:52:53,480 --> 00:52:54,480
Speaker 5: got so drunk at that party.

1094
00:52:54,560 --> 00:52:55,920
Speaker 4: It was like what we supposed to do?

1095
00:52:56,200 --> 00:52:58,800
Speaker 5: Yeah, like the especially in LA I think, because so

1096
00:52:58,880 --> 00:53:01,200
Speaker 5: many people that keep their shit tight because they're always

1097
00:53:01,280 --> 00:53:03,759
Speaker 5: networking or whatever. But ultimately it's like, if you're at

1098
00:53:03,800 --> 00:53:06,120
Speaker 5: a bar or if you're a party, you're supposed to

1099
00:53:06,200 --> 00:53:06,720
Speaker 5: get drunk.

1100
00:53:06,840 --> 00:53:12,080
Speaker 4: There's times where I don't blame myself because I just

1101
00:53:13,160 --> 00:53:16,040
Speaker 4: there's days where I just don't I'm not that hungry,

1102
00:53:16,120 --> 00:53:18,160
Speaker 4: and I'd maybe eat once in the morning and then

1103
00:53:18,200 --> 00:53:19,839
Speaker 4: I don't eat the rest of the day, and then

1104
00:53:19,840 --> 00:53:22,080
Speaker 4: I'm like, oh, I'll have a couple of drinks with

1105
00:53:22,200 --> 00:53:24,400
Speaker 4: a friend, and then I haven't eaten, and I'm a

1106
00:53:24,920 --> 00:53:29,239
Speaker 4: cartoon hobo burping up bubbles. Ye, with all my belongings

1107
00:53:29,320 --> 00:53:31,640
Speaker 4: and a kerchief on a stick. All of a sudden

1108
00:53:32,200 --> 00:53:34,080
Speaker 4: and I can't. I'm like, how did this happen?

1109
00:53:34,200 --> 00:53:34,319
Speaker 5: Oh?

1110
00:53:34,440 --> 00:53:35,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, I forgot to eat?

1111
00:53:35,719 --> 00:53:38,520
Speaker 5: You did. That's the Kyomega mistake where you didn't eat

1112
00:53:38,680 --> 00:53:39,520
Speaker 5: but you got drunk.

1113
00:53:39,600 --> 00:53:43,840
Speaker 4: Who's Kyomega? Just a sorority girl? Oh, it's a class

1114
00:53:43,920 --> 00:53:49,279
Speaker 4: and stigma Kyomega. Do my kap a cappuccino joke? Would you?

1115
00:53:54,800 --> 00:54:00,279
Speaker 4: This is just really a fraternity that's on edge too

1116
00:54:00,320 --> 00:54:03,439
Speaker 4: much coffee? Oh I see, yes, thank you. Yeah, their

1117
00:54:03,760 --> 00:54:08,000
Speaker 4: their dead mother or whatever just only made them coffee.

1118
00:54:08,120 --> 00:54:12,840
Speaker 5: Oh I thought you said they're dead mother's.

1119
00:54:13,280 --> 00:54:15,120
Speaker 4: This fraternity as layers.

1120
00:54:15,640 --> 00:54:18,160
Speaker 5: They're dead mothers haunting them and it makes them drink.

1121
00:54:18,480 --> 00:54:20,959
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, yeah, I could ask coffee.

1122
00:54:26,840 --> 00:54:27,000
Speaker 2: There.

1123
00:54:27,080 --> 00:54:27,360
Speaker 5: We know.

1124
00:54:28,200 --> 00:54:30,360
Speaker 4: Sorry, we had to test. That was a test of

1125
00:54:30,440 --> 00:54:34,520
Speaker 4: the emergency broadcast system. The next time you hear that,

1126
00:54:35,520 --> 00:54:40,720
Speaker 4: when when it's going to peel off your roof. Sorry,

1127
00:54:40,800 --> 00:54:52,239
Speaker 4: we have to stop for a minute here. Well that

1128
00:54:52,440 --> 00:54:55,840
Speaker 4: concludes our test. Just a test. Sorry, you don't know

1129
00:54:55,920 --> 00:54:58,440
Speaker 4: what to do if it's the real thing, though, So

1130
00:54:58,760 --> 00:55:00,839
Speaker 4: next time we even if it is a test, Put

1131
00:55:00,880 --> 00:55:03,160
Speaker 4: on a helmet and get in your bathtub, yes please,

1132
00:55:03,400 --> 00:55:04,279
Speaker 4: you don't know what's coming.

1133
00:55:04,520 --> 00:55:08,759
Speaker 5: And helmet up anything else nearby, a cat, a plant.

1134
00:55:09,600 --> 00:55:12,000
Speaker 4: You better have helmets because you're gonna need.

1135
00:55:11,960 --> 00:55:13,719
Speaker 5: One every dish in the pantry.

1136
00:55:14,080 --> 00:55:15,600
Speaker 4: Put a helmet on your toast.

1137
00:55:17,239 --> 00:55:20,920
Speaker 5: Get the mailman indoors hell that'd be So.

1138
00:55:21,719 --> 00:55:25,000
Speaker 4: That's a funny scene from something a twister starting. Someone

1139
00:55:25,040 --> 00:55:28,240
Speaker 4: sees a mailman, They run, grab him, put a helmet

1140
00:55:28,320 --> 00:55:30,160
Speaker 4: on his head and put him in the bathtub and

1141
00:55:30,320 --> 00:55:31,120
Speaker 4: hang out with him in the.

1142
00:55:31,120 --> 00:55:32,600
Speaker 5: Bathroom, and then they start opening mail.

1143
00:55:32,760 --> 00:55:35,120
Speaker 4: Look at this ship. Yeah, I hope this isn't the

1144
00:55:35,200 --> 00:55:38,680
Speaker 4: last bill I get. That roof starts shaking, and then

1145
00:55:38,719 --> 00:55:40,800
Speaker 4: it leaves town. The mailman goes on his way.

1146
00:55:40,920 --> 00:55:44,440
Speaker 5: And they never speak of it again, because there's shame

1147
00:55:44,520 --> 00:55:46,720
Speaker 5: in being the bath in the bathtub with another purpose.

1148
00:55:46,840 --> 00:55:48,720
Speaker 4: You want to get another your mailman.

1149
00:55:48,440 --> 00:55:50,520
Speaker 5: No, God, no, then they want to use your bathroom.

1150
00:55:50,800 --> 00:55:52,000
Speaker 4: You don't want to piss him off either.

1151
00:55:54,760 --> 00:55:56,279
Speaker 5: Take a bite of those valve packs you think you're

1152
00:55:56,280 --> 00:55:58,200
Speaker 5: gonna get coupons in the mail. If you piss that

1153
00:55:58,280 --> 00:56:04,640
Speaker 5: guy off, haill, No, come on, don't be crazy. I

1154
00:56:04,960 --> 00:56:06,640
Speaker 5: like it. How much longer.

1155
00:56:07,520 --> 00:56:15,840
Speaker 4: Should we talk? Yeah, we don't have a guest today,

1156
00:56:15,880 --> 00:56:18,799
Speaker 4: That's okay. When we take breaks like this, I think

1157
00:56:19,280 --> 00:56:21,640
Speaker 4: we and you and I enjoy it the most. Yeah,

1158
00:56:21,800 --> 00:56:25,560
Speaker 4: and I think our guests really like it when we

1159
00:56:25,640 --> 00:56:27,120
Speaker 4: have these reunions. They love it.

1160
00:56:27,280 --> 00:56:31,399
Speaker 5: They love not being here. Well, because when we're a part,

1161
00:56:32,160 --> 00:56:35,200
Speaker 5: then I like, I need to recalibrate with the actual

1162
00:56:35,239 --> 00:56:37,680
Speaker 5: person I do the podcast with. Yeah, when there's another

1163
00:56:37,760 --> 00:56:41,200
Speaker 5: person here. Most of the time, I'm always like, yeah,

1164
00:56:41,560 --> 00:56:44,719
Speaker 5: our settings are off. We recalibrate to recalibrate, and we

1165
00:56:44,880 --> 00:56:48,640
Speaker 5: know what the team is doing. We function as a

1166
00:56:48,800 --> 00:56:53,560
Speaker 5: bilateral unit. And the comedy. Then if you could see

1167
00:56:53,600 --> 00:56:56,600
Speaker 5: my hands right now, listeners, there, my fingers are intertwined

1168
00:56:57,400 --> 00:56:59,160
Speaker 5: and I'm kind of bringing them up and down in

1169
00:56:59,280 --> 00:57:01,600
Speaker 5: it's symbol like it's unity.

1170
00:57:01,880 --> 00:57:04,239
Speaker 4: A lot like this when you open the church and

1171
00:57:04,320 --> 00:57:07,200
Speaker 4: see all the people. Yeah, that kind of hand class.

1172
00:57:07,320 --> 00:57:10,640
Speaker 5: It's the people are out though right they're on the roof.

1173
00:57:10,880 --> 00:57:12,080
Speaker 5: It's more of a tepee.

1174
00:57:12,840 --> 00:57:14,719
Speaker 4: It's like a fun day at church where all the

1175
00:57:14,800 --> 00:57:16,800
Speaker 4: people get out of the pews and they get on

1176
00:57:16,880 --> 00:57:18,400
Speaker 4: the roof of the church, and you know what they do,

1177
00:57:18,720 --> 00:57:20,000
Speaker 4: that's what she's doing with her hands.

1178
00:57:20,120 --> 00:57:22,640
Speaker 5: They open the refrigerator, they take one out, they drink it,

1179
00:57:22,760 --> 00:57:26,160
Speaker 5: they put it back, and then they find out that

1180
00:57:26,240 --> 00:57:29,360
Speaker 5: I'm Chinese and I've played a joke, that's what.

1181
00:57:29,880 --> 00:57:32,120
Speaker 4: And I put people in your coke. Yeah, that's what.

1182
00:57:32,320 --> 00:57:34,880
Speaker 4: There used to be a hand refrigerator thing with that.

1183
00:57:35,120 --> 00:57:38,120
Speaker 5: That's how that whole thing starts. Oh my god, open

1184
00:57:38,120 --> 00:57:40,600
Speaker 5: the refrigerator and then you go like that, take out

1185
00:57:40,640 --> 00:57:44,320
Speaker 5: a coke and then you fucking some seven year old

1186
00:57:44,360 --> 00:57:47,960
Speaker 5: child leads you in a fake drinking the tiny tiny

1187
00:57:48,000 --> 00:57:51,160
Speaker 5: coke and you're just playing along. How fun, and then

1188
00:57:51,320 --> 00:57:53,720
Speaker 5: boom they let you know that you've drunk their urine.

1189
00:57:54,000 --> 00:57:56,920
Speaker 4: Well that works better than seeing a movie from the eighties,

1190
00:57:57,000 --> 00:57:59,400
Speaker 4: to just let us know that we've evolved as humans,

1191
00:57:59,440 --> 00:58:01,560
Speaker 4: see man, and we used to be stupid, because that

1192
00:58:02,120 --> 00:58:05,240
Speaker 4: is a dumb it's really that's a stretch.

1193
00:58:05,480 --> 00:58:07,880
Speaker 5: You did it, didn't you me? Chinese?

1194
00:58:08,720 --> 00:58:11,960
Speaker 4: I think maybe I said that, but I think my

1195
00:58:12,160 --> 00:58:15,080
Speaker 4: dad was progressive enough to say, like, don't say that, Oh,

1196
00:58:16,840 --> 00:58:20,920
Speaker 4: don't say I thought I was hilarious. It is pretty hair.

1197
00:58:21,040 --> 00:58:23,760
Speaker 4: I mean, I like all. My memory of it got

1198
00:58:23,800 --> 00:58:28,800
Speaker 4: replaced by I think, doesn't Sarah Silverman, as with the

1199
00:58:29,000 --> 00:58:30,040
Speaker 4: Chinese peepe.

1200
00:58:29,920 --> 00:58:33,720
Speaker 5: Joke, probably based on that fun children.

1201
00:58:33,800 --> 00:58:36,240
Speaker 4: This weekend, I thought of so many fun new jokes,

1202
00:58:36,320 --> 00:58:40,000
Speaker 4: and they're all diarrhea and masturbation jokes. Like I don't

1203
00:58:40,040 --> 00:58:42,360
Speaker 4: know when I'm going to snap out. I like the jokes,

1204
00:58:42,440 --> 00:58:45,520
Speaker 4: but it's don't snap out of it people. It took

1205
00:58:45,560 --> 00:58:48,040
Speaker 4: a while before they realized, oh, he's just going to

1206
00:58:48,160 --> 00:58:52,400
Speaker 4: keep talking about this stuff medical clinical. I should just

1207
00:58:52,440 --> 00:58:56,040
Speaker 4: start doing doctor conferences. That's all I do is talking

1208
00:58:56,040 --> 00:59:00,640
Speaker 4: about bodily functions, my fears and the fears that I

1209
00:59:00,720 --> 00:59:02,240
Speaker 4: have because of bodily functions.

1210
00:59:02,400 --> 00:59:04,680
Speaker 5: I mean, you're basically defining what it is to be

1211
00:59:04,720 --> 00:59:07,560
Speaker 5: a human being. What do we do? We shit and we're.

1212
00:59:07,480 --> 00:59:10,320
Speaker 4: Scared, right, that's it. What's more relatable? People want to

1213
00:59:10,360 --> 00:59:17,400
Speaker 4: hear about your life. That's the things I do. I

1214
00:59:17,480 --> 00:59:20,760
Speaker 4: haven't had kids yet. That'll change. LUISYK used to have

1215
00:59:20,880 --> 00:59:24,000
Speaker 4: diarrhea jokes. That's right. He squeezed out a couple of

1216
00:59:24,040 --> 00:59:28,560
Speaker 4: redheads and then boom bam boom. Cut comedy got better.

1217
00:59:29,760 --> 00:59:31,880
Speaker 4: Maybe I could just adopt a kid for my act

1218
00:59:32,120 --> 00:59:32,640
Speaker 4: to get better.

1219
00:59:32,840 --> 00:59:33,800
Speaker 5: I mean, I wouldn't.

1220
00:59:34,200 --> 00:59:36,440
Speaker 4: Have you heard that comic he adopted a kid on

1221
00:59:36,520 --> 00:59:38,280
Speaker 4: his own, altered.

1222
00:59:37,960 --> 00:59:41,080
Speaker 5: His life just for the material I did hear about him?

1223
00:59:41,240 --> 00:59:43,400
Speaker 4: Yeah, I like him, but I kind of like his material,

1224
00:59:43,560 --> 00:59:44,720
Speaker 4: his diarrhea stuff more.

1225
00:59:44,880 --> 00:59:47,640
Speaker 5: I feel like the diarya stuff is more authentic. It

1226
00:59:47,760 --> 00:59:50,280
Speaker 5: seems like it's coming from a more real place. You

1227
00:59:50,320 --> 00:59:52,240
Speaker 5: didn't adopt that diarrhea. That's all I'm saying.

1228
00:59:52,280 --> 00:59:54,960
Speaker 4: Oh, you're saying when a parent adopts a child, it's

1229
00:59:55,040 --> 00:59:58,960
Speaker 4: not an authentic paranim is that I have that death

1230
00:59:59,080 --> 01:00:04,680
Speaker 4: in what you've said. We'll be right back, and we're back.

1231
01:00:04,840 --> 01:00:06,240
Speaker 4: This is your chance call her.

1232
01:00:07,480 --> 01:00:09,640
Speaker 5: This is your big chance, your big chance.

1233
01:00:10,120 --> 01:00:10,400
Speaker 4: It's like.

1234
01:00:10,560 --> 01:00:14,120
Speaker 5: So, that's why I think men do have an advantage

1235
01:00:14,120 --> 01:00:19,120
Speaker 5: in comedy, because men, as a societal construct, are supposed

1236
01:00:19,120 --> 01:00:24,640
Speaker 5: to be business minded, taking care of business leaders, serious, manly,

1237
01:00:25,000 --> 01:00:27,120
Speaker 5: and when you break that and just act a little

1238
01:00:27,200 --> 01:00:30,360
Speaker 5: bit dumb or girly, it's the funniest thing of all time,

1239
01:00:30,440 --> 01:00:33,440
Speaker 5: Whereas women can't do that, because you can't if you

1240
01:00:33,560 --> 01:00:36,320
Speaker 5: act manly as a joke, people are like, oh.

1241
01:00:36,800 --> 01:00:38,920
Speaker 4: We don't want any that. Yeah, I don't know why.

1242
01:00:39,000 --> 01:00:48,800
Speaker 4: I'm just immediately, immediately, immediately go to Melissa McCarthy and

1243
01:00:48,880 --> 01:00:53,640
Speaker 4: that that surprisingly so funny Bridesmaids where she was just

1244
01:00:53,800 --> 01:00:58,000
Speaker 4: kind of like, hey, like just turn why don't you

1245
01:00:58,040 --> 01:01:00,560
Speaker 4: get I can't remember what when she it's her leg

1246
01:01:00,680 --> 01:01:01,320
Speaker 4: up on something.

1247
01:01:01,520 --> 01:01:03,680
Speaker 5: Yes, And I think she's doing that in the in

1248
01:01:03,800 --> 01:01:06,880
Speaker 5: the airplane she's flirting with the guy who's her husband.

1249
01:01:06,640 --> 01:01:09,240
Speaker 4: In real a manly guy. She didn't go They didn't

1250
01:01:09,280 --> 01:01:11,520
Speaker 4: make her like a lesbian character. That just made her

1251
01:01:11,520 --> 01:01:14,800
Speaker 4: a man a pushy dude. Yeah, trying to get laid

1252
01:01:14,800 --> 01:01:17,440
Speaker 4: out of playing and putting her leg up in the air.

1253
01:01:17,560 --> 01:01:20,640
Speaker 4: That's the only Verde switcheroo version of that that I

1254
01:01:20,640 --> 01:01:21,880
Speaker 4: can think of. If you like that.

1255
01:01:22,280 --> 01:01:25,640
Speaker 5: I watched I think it's called Lady Boss, her newest movie,

1256
01:01:25,640 --> 01:01:28,919
Speaker 5: where she wears a humungist turtleneck the entire time with Kristen.

1257
01:01:28,680 --> 01:01:31,240
Speaker 4: Oh the Boss. Is it called The Boss Boy? I

1258
01:01:31,320 --> 01:01:34,240
Speaker 4: saw the when I saw the preview for it, I'm like,

1259
01:01:34,320 --> 01:01:37,200
Speaker 4: that looks unwatchable. It's just midget's getting thrown at her

1260
01:01:37,240 --> 01:01:40,560
Speaker 4: and her punching balls. But maybe it was a bad trailer.

1261
01:01:41,040 --> 01:01:43,840
Speaker 5: Uh well, I mean yes, I have to say I

1262
01:01:43,960 --> 01:01:46,480
Speaker 5: watched it and I had very low expectations because I

1263
01:01:46,560 --> 01:01:47,560
Speaker 5: hadn't heard a word about it.

1264
01:01:47,720 --> 01:01:49,920
Speaker 4: Sure, I've watched all her movies with very low She

1265
01:01:50,040 --> 01:01:54,959
Speaker 4: makes terrible choices with her jobs sometimes, but she's always funny.

1266
01:01:55,080 --> 01:01:57,600
Speaker 5: I laughed my ass off at this movie and I

1267
01:01:57,720 --> 01:01:59,160
Speaker 5: was gonna tweet it, and then I'm like, oh, I

1268
01:01:59,200 --> 01:02:01,760
Speaker 5: don't want to this. Everything now seems like, oh, it's

1269
01:02:02,080 --> 01:02:04,760
Speaker 5: a political move to show that blah blah blah whatever

1270
01:02:04,800 --> 01:02:06,840
Speaker 5: it where it's like no. At the bottom line is

1271
01:02:07,600 --> 01:02:10,120
Speaker 5: I can watch Melissa McCarthy answer the phone.

1272
01:02:10,520 --> 01:02:13,520
Speaker 4: She is a naturally hilarious She really is the best

1273
01:02:13,680 --> 01:02:16,240
Speaker 4: and that and of course I love her. I love

1274
01:02:16,400 --> 01:02:19,640
Speaker 4: Christien Wig and I want the reason I and I

1275
01:02:19,960 --> 01:02:22,920
Speaker 4: wrote something about the new Ghostbusters and everyone jumped down

1276
01:02:22,960 --> 01:02:26,840
Speaker 4: my throat like I hate women or but I the

1277
01:02:26,920 --> 01:02:28,960
Speaker 4: reason my reason for not watching it is because they

1278
01:02:29,040 --> 01:02:32,280
Speaker 4: had that's going to leave a Mark and some other

1279
01:02:32,960 --> 01:02:35,760
Speaker 4: typical lines in the trailer, and it's like, typically a trailer,

1280
01:02:35,800 --> 01:02:37,440
Speaker 4: it's going to have the highlights of the movie. Yea,

1281
01:02:38,240 --> 01:02:41,640
Speaker 4: if Schnike's son of a That's going to Leave a

1282
01:02:41,720 --> 01:02:43,280
Speaker 4: Mark is in the movie, it might as well have

1283
01:02:43,640 --> 01:02:46,080
Speaker 4: that's what she said and not in it. And so

1284
01:02:46,400 --> 01:02:48,920
Speaker 4: I that's why I didn't see it. It's not because

1285
01:02:48,960 --> 01:02:51,000
Speaker 4: I think they're going to trample on.

1286
01:02:51,080 --> 01:02:52,800
Speaker 5: My my childhood.

1287
01:02:53,000 --> 01:02:55,240
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, I have to say that, oh got mad

1288
01:02:55,240 --> 01:02:57,480
Speaker 4: at me? Well oh yeah, everyone got mad at me

1289
01:02:57,520 --> 01:02:58,400
Speaker 4: because I didn't want to see it.

1290
01:02:58,560 --> 01:03:01,600
Speaker 5: It's all like remember when there was the big like

1291
01:03:01,720 --> 01:03:03,880
Speaker 5: after the Daniel Tosh thing, where's the big fight about

1292
01:03:03,920 --> 01:03:06,120
Speaker 5: ken you or can you not talk about rape or whatever?

1293
01:03:06,840 --> 01:03:09,920
Speaker 5: It's all that stuff where it's complex. There's more than

1294
01:03:10,200 --> 01:03:12,240
Speaker 5: two shades to it, you know what I mean. It's

1295
01:03:12,280 --> 01:03:15,040
Speaker 5: a and it's not the thing that you discuss online

1296
01:03:15,080 --> 01:03:17,960
Speaker 5: because you've got people coming in being trolls. You've got

1297
01:03:18,000 --> 01:03:20,320
Speaker 5: people that are being way too defensive and way too

1298
01:03:20,400 --> 01:03:23,880
Speaker 5: reactionary and the whole combination. Everyone's bringing their worst to

1299
01:03:23,960 --> 01:03:26,240
Speaker 5: the table. But I will say this, I never said

1300
01:03:26,440 --> 01:03:27,960
Speaker 5: I think I retweeted a couple of things that I

1301
01:03:28,000 --> 01:03:30,320
Speaker 5: thought were funny. Other people talking about it. Yeah, but

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Speaker 5: we went to the Friday night eight pm the weekend

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Speaker 5: it opened at the Cineramadome and people were cheering the

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Speaker 5: entire time and it was the cutest like it was

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01:03:41,560 --> 01:03:44,320
Speaker 5: mostly young women. I would say women are twice, but

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Speaker 5: it would be like it starts off with Zach Woods

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Speaker 5: is the tour guide for something. They're all screaming, like

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Speaker 5: like an Elvis concert, and then that dies down.

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Speaker 4: They're laughing among girls that are just stoked and like

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Speaker 4: being that for young people, that's cool.

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Speaker 5: It was really sweet and it was just people that

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01:04:03,560 --> 01:04:06,840
Speaker 5: were like hell bent on enjoying themselves and so they

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Speaker 5: did and so I did because everybody else. It was

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Speaker 5: just like everyone had a huge smile on their face

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Speaker 5: in the theater.

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Speaker 4: It was great. I'm gonna see it. But I have

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01:04:14,360 --> 01:04:19,000
Speaker 4: to say this, Ghostbusters, you you go tweet that? And

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Speaker 4: I never did.

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Speaker 5: I thought, please, never never tweet that. Do not do it.

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Speaker 4: I'm not kidding.

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Speaker 5: Oh, okay, there are you can tell the editing process

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Speaker 5: something went wrong because there's things that need to be

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Speaker 5: there that aren't, and there's things that you can tell

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Speaker 5: they shot afterwards and put in.

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Speaker 4: That someone has on the big popsicle stick. No, but

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01:04:47,640 --> 01:04:49,840
Speaker 4: so yes, it's yeah.

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Speaker 5: But at the same time, it kind of in at

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Speaker 5: least in my singular experience of it, transcended all that

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01:04:56,120 --> 01:04:59,360
Speaker 5: because it was just like, it's all women on screen.

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01:04:59,480 --> 01:05:01,960
Speaker 5: The entire time, and the men that come on screen

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01:05:02,480 --> 01:05:04,920
Speaker 5: come on as women usually come on screen as a

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01:05:05,000 --> 01:05:07,600
Speaker 5: kind of like, oh, it's you being a perfunctory this

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01:05:07,880 --> 01:05:11,840
Speaker 5: one single thing, and it's just kind of satisfying in

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01:05:11,920 --> 01:05:13,640
Speaker 5: that way. Okay, bad is that my sound?

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna see it. Hey, should we plug a thing

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01:05:16,160 --> 01:05:16,960
Speaker 4: before we close?

1337
01:05:17,840 --> 01:05:20,320
Speaker 5: Well up, we know what we have to plug this

1338
01:05:21,360 --> 01:05:26,840
Speaker 5: coming cancel. Go back to this business class, business class.

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Speaker 4: We're at it again.

1340
01:05:28,320 --> 01:05:31,080
Speaker 5: It's a comedy show, you know us, business class.

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Speaker 4: What is this? August August.

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Speaker 5: Tenth, Yes, thank you, Wednesday, August tenth at ten pm

1343
01:05:40,320 --> 01:05:41,600
Speaker 5: at the improv Lab.

1344
01:05:41,560 --> 01:05:45,600
Speaker 4: The famous Hollywood Improvisation Laboratory, the Laboratory.

1345
01:05:45,680 --> 01:05:47,959
Speaker 5: And it's going to be it's going to be Nate Craig,

1346
01:05:48,160 --> 01:05:48,600
Speaker 5: it's going to.

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01:05:48,600 --> 01:05:51,760
Speaker 4: Be I live with him, Cara Clank, she's great, she's

1348
01:05:51,800 --> 01:05:52,120
Speaker 4: the best.

1349
01:05:52,240 --> 01:05:54,880
Speaker 5: It's going to be Chris Fairbanks, that's me. It's going

1350
01:05:55,000 --> 01:05:56,800
Speaker 5: to be Dana Gould.

1351
01:05:57,440 --> 01:05:59,160
Speaker 4: He's terrific, he's the greatest.

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01:05:59,280 --> 01:06:03,480
Speaker 5: And the I just retweeted it, is there any Oh

1353
01:06:03,560 --> 01:06:04,280
Speaker 5: Gareth Reynolds.

1354
01:06:04,320 --> 01:06:05,400
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, Gareth Garris.

1355
01:06:05,520 --> 01:06:07,439
Speaker 5: So it's gonna be this is a great one.

1356
01:06:07,640 --> 01:06:10,560
Speaker 4: He's a he's a The Dollar podcast.

1357
01:06:10,960 --> 01:06:12,960
Speaker 5: He's from the Dollup. He's hilarious.

1358
01:06:13,000 --> 01:06:17,480
Speaker 4: Featured in the horrifying documentary Tickle Tickled. Oh I saw

1359
01:06:17,720 --> 01:06:18,760
Speaker 4: sitting next to him.

1360
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Speaker 5: And man freaking out. Yeah, I was freaking out during

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01:06:22,520 --> 01:06:22,880
Speaker 5: that movie.

1362
01:06:22,880 --> 01:06:24,080
Speaker 4: It's like the Jinx.

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Speaker 5: Yes it is. And the by the end that was

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Speaker 5: the one I think we talked about it where everyone

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01:06:29,440 --> 01:06:32,640
Speaker 5: sat in the same row in the at the Sunset

1366
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Speaker 5: what do you call it? Sundance Sunset?

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Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, so it's.

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01:06:36,480 --> 01:06:39,320
Speaker 5: Me and April and then like four strangers everybody that

1369
01:06:39,400 --> 01:06:41,080
Speaker 5: came in. It was like they kept selling everybody the

1370
01:06:41,120 --> 01:06:42,920
Speaker 5: same ticket in the same row or something. It was

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01:06:43,000 --> 01:06:45,280
Speaker 5: really weird. But anyway, when it ended, we all started

1372
01:06:45,320 --> 01:06:47,880
Speaker 5: talking to each other. Oh wow, that's because everyone was

1373
01:06:47,920 --> 01:06:49,560
Speaker 5: freaking out of like is that real?

1374
01:06:49,760 --> 01:06:49,880
Speaker 4: Is that?

1375
01:06:50,000 --> 01:06:50,120
Speaker 5: Man?

1376
01:06:50,440 --> 01:06:54,479
Speaker 4: Oh my god? Well, at the Silent Movie Theater, which

1377
01:06:54,560 --> 01:06:58,240
Speaker 4: is more it's something else, but I always drive by

1378
01:06:58,280 --> 01:07:02,480
Speaker 4: it said Silent Movie Theater. Oh uh, family, thank you.

1379
01:07:02,640 --> 01:07:04,360
Speaker 4: The director was Aaron did a Q and A with

1380
01:07:04,480 --> 01:07:11,800
Speaker 4: that uh with that Fielding guy interviewing him the Nathan

1381
01:07:11,880 --> 01:07:14,680
Speaker 4: for You guy, and it was great. Yeah, so we

1382
01:07:14,880 --> 01:07:17,080
Speaker 4: just listened to him talk about so that made the

1383
01:07:17,160 --> 01:07:21,000
Speaker 4: experience even better, so much tickled. I can help that

1384
01:07:21,080 --> 01:07:25,840
Speaker 4: guy with his lawsuits. Nuts. It's good, it's great, all right, terrific.

1385
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Speaker 4: It's good to see you again, Karen.

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01:07:27,160 --> 01:07:28,200
Speaker 5: Good to see you too, my friend.

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Speaker 4: Nice to recalibrate. Thank you for coming in. Charles Grodon,

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01:07:31,920 --> 01:07:35,480
Speaker 4: you've been listening to Do you need a ride? D

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Speaker 4: Y N A.

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Speaker 1: M I leaving you want way bad either way, there.

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Speaker 2: Doesn't matter how much baggage time and turmanol e gay.

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01:08:03,440 --> 01:08:08,000
Speaker 3: We want to send you off inside. You want to

1393
01:08:08,120 --> 01:08:09,600
Speaker 3: welcome you back home.

1394
01:08:11,520 --> 01:08:13,880
Speaker 1: Tell us all about it. We scared her?

1395
01:08:14,080 --> 01:08:14,800
Speaker 4: Was it fine?

1396
01:08:16,800 --> 01:08:36,639
Speaker 1: Malborn? Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

1397
01:08:37,360 --> 01:08:40,559
Speaker 4: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

1398
01:08:41,280 --> 01:08:42,559
Speaker 4: Do you need to ride?

1399
01:08:43,240 --> 01:08:45,040
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?

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01:08:45,280 --> 01:08:46,519
Speaker 3: Do you need to ride?

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01:08:47,200 --> 01:08:47,880
Speaker 6: Do you need

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Speaker 4: With Karen and Chris