1 00:00:00,120 --> 00:00:02,080 Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about 2 00:00:02,120 --> 00:00:04,720 Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today that 3 00:00:04,880 --> 00:00:09,680 Speaker 1: subject I'm grown and still having daddy issues. Not what 4 00:00:09,720 --> 00:00:11,880 Speaker 1: you think, though, but right now it is time for 5 00:00:11,920 --> 00:00:14,400 Speaker 1: the King of Pranks to step in here with today's 6 00:00:14,400 --> 00:00:16,840 Speaker 1: praying phone call. What you got now? It happens every 7 00:00:16,880 --> 00:00:18,799 Speaker 1: now and then, when you're getting ready to start school, 8 00:00:18,880 --> 00:00:21,840 Speaker 1: it happens your baby going back to pre k. Okay, 9 00:00:21,960 --> 00:00:26,000 Speaker 1: going back to pre k. I'm sorry, back to kindergarten. 10 00:00:26,000 --> 00:00:31,440 Speaker 1: Here we go. Yes, I'm trying to reach Ms Thomas. Please. 11 00:00:33,320 --> 00:00:35,800 Speaker 1: My name is Mr. Stapleton. I'm actually the principal over 12 00:00:35,880 --> 00:00:40,239 Speaker 1: at elementary school. You're I'm looking at my records indicating 13 00:00:40,280 --> 00:00:43,400 Speaker 1: that your son, Thomas is going to be starting his 14 00:00:43,479 --> 00:00:49,080 Speaker 1: first grade? Is ready right? Listen? Ms Thomas, Um, I've 15 00:00:49,080 --> 00:00:52,280 Speaker 1: been going through actually all of the children's records that 16 00:00:52,320 --> 00:00:55,960 Speaker 1: will be starting school, and I'm looking at your son's 17 00:00:56,000 --> 00:01:02,440 Speaker 1: grades from his kindergarten. Well, no, not exactly. I mean 18 00:01:02,640 --> 00:01:05,600 Speaker 1: there's been a few. Uh. I actually spoke with the 19 00:01:05,640 --> 00:01:08,679 Speaker 1: teacher and who he was under in kindergarten, and it 20 00:01:08,720 --> 00:01:11,440 Speaker 1: seems like he just really wasn't up to par as 21 00:01:11,480 --> 00:01:15,240 Speaker 1: the rest of the children. I now his conduct. Now, 22 00:01:15,280 --> 00:01:17,960 Speaker 1: he talked, but he gets his work. So what else 23 00:01:18,080 --> 00:01:20,480 Speaker 1: is she saying on that that ain't right? Well? What 24 00:01:20,760 --> 00:01:23,319 Speaker 1: what's what it seems to be, ma'am, is that his 25 00:01:23,440 --> 00:01:25,039 Speaker 1: grades weren't up to par as the rest of the 26 00:01:25,040 --> 00:01:28,280 Speaker 1: other children. She did tell me he was a disobedient child. No, 27 00:01:28,440 --> 00:01:32,920 Speaker 1: he disobedient and talking two different things. Come on, Okay, well, man, listen. 28 00:01:32,959 --> 00:01:36,480 Speaker 1: What we've decided here is we're gonna let a little 29 00:01:36,920 --> 00:01:40,320 Speaker 1: actually do another year of kindergarten. Y'all ain't gonna let 30 00:01:40,400 --> 00:01:43,200 Speaker 1: him do another year of kindergarten? No, sun man, That's 31 00:01:43,240 --> 00:01:46,840 Speaker 1: that's the only choice. I have a h No. We 32 00:01:46,959 --> 00:01:50,279 Speaker 1: got our letter in the mail with our report card 33 00:01:50,680 --> 00:01:53,800 Speaker 1: the week after school started, and it said on the 34 00:01:53,880 --> 00:01:56,280 Speaker 1: back promoted. And if I got to get about this 35 00:01:56,320 --> 00:01:59,400 Speaker 1: couch and go get it, I'm gonna be because I'm 36 00:01:59,480 --> 00:02:02,559 Speaker 1: telling right now we will be in the first grade 37 00:02:02,720 --> 00:02:06,000 Speaker 1: kindergarten when that hard. I'm not sure what they told 38 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:08,160 Speaker 1: you about him, but it must be the wrong. Well, 39 00:02:08,880 --> 00:02:11,440 Speaker 1: if I understanding, he's he doesn't color as well as 40 00:02:11,440 --> 00:02:13,639 Speaker 1: the rest of kids. He's all out of out of 41 00:02:13,720 --> 00:02:16,639 Speaker 1: lines when he color, he doesn't know his numbers completely. 42 00:02:16,919 --> 00:02:19,200 Speaker 1: And that's kind of what we need when you first 43 00:02:19,200 --> 00:02:22,679 Speaker 1: come into into the first grade. When I can show 44 00:02:22,680 --> 00:02:25,320 Speaker 1: you on this paper he did satisfactory all the way through. 45 00:02:25,680 --> 00:02:28,160 Speaker 1: Now you're about to me off and I'm already sick 46 00:02:28,360 --> 00:02:32,800 Speaker 1: calling me with some about my son. Blank kindergarden. He 47 00:02:33,160 --> 00:02:36,360 Speaker 1: that kind of he does not color well. Man, color 48 00:02:36,440 --> 00:02:39,440 Speaker 1: ain't gonna do with the dad kindergarten. He is going 49 00:02:39,520 --> 00:02:41,400 Speaker 1: to the first grade, and I'll be down there on 50 00:02:41,400 --> 00:02:44,400 Speaker 1: August four. No, I will not be able to allow 51 00:02:44,440 --> 00:02:48,720 Speaker 1: you to get in the schools. I'm sorry. Uh, and 52 00:02:48,800 --> 00:02:50,560 Speaker 1: let me get Let's tell you what. Let me go 53 00:02:50,600 --> 00:02:52,240 Speaker 1: and get my pencil and pen because I don't live 54 00:02:52,320 --> 00:02:54,280 Speaker 1: that far from this school. And if y'all an't read 55 00:02:54,320 --> 00:02:56,320 Speaker 1: it down, they're causing some comfort. I need to get 56 00:02:56,400 --> 00:02:57,880 Speaker 1: up and go down there because I'm not telling my 57 00:02:57,880 --> 00:02:59,680 Speaker 1: baby when he come home the day that he ain't 58 00:02:59,680 --> 00:03:01,959 Speaker 1: going to the day come first. Man. I hate to 59 00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:04,520 Speaker 1: say it, but I'm gonna have to refuse education from 60 00:03:04,600 --> 00:03:07,120 Speaker 1: him on you know what, I just went back and 61 00:03:07,120 --> 00:03:09,160 Speaker 1: put him in public school. I know that was a 62 00:03:09,200 --> 00:03:11,600 Speaker 1: stake in the first place. Food, which you're talking about 63 00:03:11,639 --> 00:03:14,760 Speaker 1: some coloring. Give me your name again, sir Stapleton man. 64 00:03:15,160 --> 00:03:17,720 Speaker 1: And what's that number down there? The number here is 65 00:03:17,720 --> 00:03:21,160 Speaker 1: actually area code. Wait minute, I got the number of 66 00:03:21,240 --> 00:03:23,000 Speaker 1: numb mind. I pulled up this report card. I got 67 00:03:23,000 --> 00:03:24,600 Speaker 1: the number in your name on the back of this paper. 68 00:03:24,639 --> 00:03:27,040 Speaker 1: I'll tell you what I was tonted. Fourth will be 69 00:03:27,160 --> 00:03:29,240 Speaker 1: coming in there, going to school, and I might make 70 00:03:29,280 --> 00:03:31,079 Speaker 1: a trip around that this evening when I come from 71 00:03:31,080 --> 00:03:34,000 Speaker 1: the doctor. The bottom line is, I'm not going to 72 00:03:34,040 --> 00:03:36,800 Speaker 1: hear that Colin ain't got no to do with nothing else. 73 00:03:36,800 --> 00:03:40,200 Speaker 1: But it's not only color. Here's a rhythmet tickets back. 74 00:03:41,640 --> 00:03:45,640 Speaker 1: Are you working with him at home where you're doing anything? 75 00:03:46,040 --> 00:03:48,240 Speaker 1: What you're trying to say, I'm an incompetent parent. I'm 76 00:03:48,280 --> 00:03:50,480 Speaker 1: just asking as a parent, are you working with your child? 77 00:03:50,720 --> 00:03:53,320 Speaker 1: Working with my child every day can read better than you? 78 00:03:53,440 --> 00:03:56,240 Speaker 1: Probably No, he can't read the Prinson don't read better 79 00:03:56,280 --> 00:03:58,360 Speaker 1: than you, because obviously you read that role on that 80 00:03:58,440 --> 00:04:00,880 Speaker 1: paper that he's supposed to be going back to kindergarten 81 00:04:00,920 --> 00:04:03,440 Speaker 1: when I know the paper saying from it going to 82 00:04:03,480 --> 00:04:05,840 Speaker 1: the first grade. And I'm not listening to no more 83 00:04:05,960 --> 00:04:08,880 Speaker 1: this about him going backwards. Now, if you got a 84 00:04:08,960 --> 00:04:12,080 Speaker 1: problem with your paper work. Maybe you need to go 85 00:04:12,200 --> 00:04:15,080 Speaker 1: talk to your secretary of somebody in there that wrote 86 00:04:15,080 --> 00:04:19,120 Speaker 1: my baby name down, your son's name, Thomas. No, it 87 00:04:19,120 --> 00:04:21,039 Speaker 1: ain't him, baby, I know it ain't him. You're not 88 00:04:21,040 --> 00:04:23,800 Speaker 1: gonna sit up and tell me my son is flocking kindergarden. 89 00:04:23,800 --> 00:04:26,159 Speaker 1: He is not going back to that kindergarden. Don't bring 90 00:04:26,160 --> 00:04:30,240 Speaker 1: your son down here, August. I call you one. Be 91 00:04:30,320 --> 00:04:32,480 Speaker 1: ready to wi me and my husband, but we will 92 00:04:32,560 --> 00:04:37,200 Speaker 1: be down there, back pack shoes, uniform everything you hear me, 93 00:04:37,360 --> 00:04:40,320 Speaker 1: I will not be able to allow him right now. 94 00:04:40,520 --> 00:04:42,320 Speaker 1: I would come down there right now and make that 95 00:04:42,360 --> 00:04:45,599 Speaker 1: correction on that paper for your baby is not going 96 00:04:45,720 --> 00:04:48,760 Speaker 1: back to no kindergarten for no coloring? Can you bring 97 00:04:48,839 --> 00:04:50,480 Speaker 1: him down here and let him color from me? I? 98 00:04:50,560 --> 00:04:52,919 Speaker 1: Can you tell my color in the rim and taking ourselves? No? 99 00:04:53,279 --> 00:04:56,600 Speaker 1: Uh no, I'm sorry, uh. We will be down there 100 00:04:56,640 --> 00:05:00,040 Speaker 1: August four. I would have this poor card in my 101 00:05:00,240 --> 00:05:02,839 Speaker 1: head that says you have been promoted to the first guy, 102 00:05:02,839 --> 00:05:04,839 Speaker 1: that he's gonna have a mile on this face, and 103 00:05:04,880 --> 00:05:06,760 Speaker 1: so are you. I got one more thing I need 104 00:05:06,800 --> 00:05:09,559 Speaker 1: to tell you. Are you listening to me? I'm listening. 105 00:05:09,560 --> 00:05:11,800 Speaker 1: You ain't saying nothing. Yeah, you better say something that 106 00:05:11,880 --> 00:05:13,760 Speaker 1: sounds like the first glade, because I'm not playing. I 107 00:05:13,760 --> 00:05:16,200 Speaker 1: would go down to this dad on the administrative office, 108 00:05:16,360 --> 00:05:19,360 Speaker 1: and I had because my son would be in that 109 00:05:19,400 --> 00:05:22,080 Speaker 1: first glade. Are you raising your voice? Who are you 110 00:05:22,200 --> 00:05:25,440 Speaker 1: raising your voice? You're talking crazy to me. I'm craising, 111 00:05:25,480 --> 00:05:28,080 Speaker 1: that is what I'm a grown woman. I don't need 112 00:05:28,120 --> 00:05:29,880 Speaker 1: to be as friend to you. Why I'm trying to 113 00:05:30,400 --> 00:05:34,640 Speaker 1: did you graduate? Honey? I am a college degree person. 114 00:05:34,880 --> 00:05:37,080 Speaker 1: I have a great job. My husband and I do 115 00:05:37,160 --> 00:05:39,240 Speaker 1: well for ourselves and for our children. And that's why 116 00:05:39,279 --> 00:05:41,320 Speaker 1: we're not You're not even You're not even at work 117 00:05:41,400 --> 00:05:44,120 Speaker 1: right now. Man, I'm say I told you that when 118 00:05:44,120 --> 00:05:46,359 Speaker 1: you call here right on the doctor to call me. 119 00:05:46,400 --> 00:05:49,120 Speaker 1: Now I'm partner missing my phone call. Can you color 120 00:05:49,200 --> 00:05:53,839 Speaker 1: because your son can't color? Question that? Ask me? Can 121 00:05:53,880 --> 00:05:56,719 Speaker 1: I color? Are you white? And black? Y? Ass less 122 00:05:56,760 --> 00:05:59,120 Speaker 1: me on my color? No? I ask you, can you 123 00:05:59,240 --> 00:06:03,520 Speaker 1: color like the racist lines? And that? Can you color? No? 124 00:06:05,320 --> 00:06:07,320 Speaker 1: My coloring and me my color. It ain't got nothing 125 00:06:07,320 --> 00:06:09,520 Speaker 1: to do with none of this. Just a race thing. 126 00:06:10,120 --> 00:06:12,120 Speaker 1: He's trying to make sure you send him back. No, 127 00:06:12,240 --> 00:06:13,919 Speaker 1: I'm not trying to send him back. I want to 128 00:06:13,920 --> 00:06:16,839 Speaker 1: send him back to color to get his coloring together. 129 00:06:16,960 --> 00:06:18,720 Speaker 1: You what that ain't got nothing to do with nothing? 130 00:06:18,720 --> 00:06:21,200 Speaker 1: And if you're the head person down there now, you 131 00:06:21,240 --> 00:06:24,480 Speaker 1: aren't competent and you aren't in a literate Call me 132 00:06:24,560 --> 00:06:26,760 Speaker 1: and tell me that my son has to go back 133 00:06:26,800 --> 00:06:28,560 Speaker 1: to the first grad. I got one more thing you 134 00:06:28,600 --> 00:06:30,520 Speaker 1: don't want up. I'll tell you what I'm through with. 135 00:06:30,560 --> 00:06:32,279 Speaker 1: This guy comes through with this guy. I'm gonna say 136 00:06:32,279 --> 00:06:33,640 Speaker 1: one more thing and I'm gonna be out here. Are 137 00:06:33,680 --> 00:06:36,839 Speaker 1: you listening, I'm listening. That's his nephew, Tommy from the 138 00:06:36,880 --> 00:06:40,719 Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got pranked by your girlfriend. 139 00:06:40,839 --> 00:06:46,200 Speaker 1: F laicihaw. I'm olias. I am going to beat Hi. 140 00:06:48,640 --> 00:06:51,839 Speaker 1: You're about to get out the prak. I mean, I'm 141 00:06:51,839 --> 00:06:54,920 Speaker 1: write namas and everythinging. Now I'm gonna call everything. I'm 142 00:06:54,920 --> 00:06:57,120 Speaker 1: gonna beat HU because you know I don't play when 143 00:06:57,120 --> 00:07:01,280 Speaker 1: it comes to back. That's all right, But one more question. Now, 144 00:07:01,640 --> 00:07:04,159 Speaker 1: what is the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio 145 00:07:04,279 --> 00:07:13,080 Speaker 1: show in the land. That don't understand it? Don't you 146 00:07:13,080 --> 00:07:14,880 Speaker 1: every not? I then you know the baby? If your 147 00:07:14,880 --> 00:07:24,240 Speaker 1: baby can't nothing, you do that? I don't understand. It happens, Jay, 148 00:07:24,280 --> 00:07:29,920 Speaker 1: it happens. That explained to me. Damn, your baby can't 149 00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:32,640 Speaker 1: color inside the line, and your baby don't need to move. 150 00:07:33,520 --> 00:07:42,520 Speaker 1: They deserved to go back in line. Going to the 151 00:07:42,560 --> 00:07:44,920 Speaker 1: first CLA. You got to stay in the laft. You 152 00:07:44,960 --> 00:07:47,720 Speaker 1: can't color, you can't stay in it. Come on, now, 153 00:07:47,960 --> 00:07:50,560 Speaker 1: you don't color, you can't mix with others, Steve that 154 00:07:50,560 --> 00:07:53,280 Speaker 1: that's just the way it should be. I mean, what 155 00:07:53,280 --> 00:07:55,440 Speaker 1: what colors did you have? You have the one that 156 00:07:55,520 --> 00:07:57,920 Speaker 1: head eight, any twill or that big one. They had 157 00:07:57,960 --> 00:08:01,280 Speaker 1: them levels and not at When I got older, I 158 00:08:01,320 --> 00:08:09,080 Speaker 1: had one with the sixty six that was real. I 159 00:08:09,120 --> 00:08:12,280 Speaker 1: had the twenty folds. Oh, we had them big crans. 160 00:08:12,320 --> 00:08:17,560 Speaker 1: When I was craon c we had them crayons. But 161 00:08:17,760 --> 00:08:19,720 Speaker 1: you need to stay in the line because it was 162 00:08:19,800 --> 00:08:23,120 Speaker 1: like hole in a small tree. You had to put 163 00:08:23,200 --> 00:08:32,000 Speaker 1: him on your shoulder. That's like chalk. The prankster is done, 164 00:08:32,280 --> 00:08:35,360 Speaker 1: all right, thinking Neph you up next Today's Strawberry letter 165 00:08:35,960 --> 00:08:39,640 Speaker 1: subject I'm grown and still having daddy issues.