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Speaker 1: talk about on your on your podcast? Elvis Presents show. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: we are here. It's just just a couple of us.

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Speaker 1: I'm scary. There's Sam Brituer. Sam's here sitting in the

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Speaker 1: Danielle here. How does that feel? It's swarm? This girl

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Speaker 1: has a nice romp. She does that. I apologize. And

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Speaker 1: there's Garrett. Where is everybody? You just snuck up on us.

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Speaker 1: I give it about three minutes. But brod to come

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Speaker 1: storming in here complaining that we started without him over under.

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Speaker 1: What does he complain about? You want his music? No? No, no, no,

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Speaker 1: thank you. Elvis had a great idea. He wanted to

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Speaker 1: do the phone call free for all on the podcast today.

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Speaker 1: So when we signed off the radio this morning, he's

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Speaker 1: as we were leaving, he said, Hey, call us up

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Speaker 1: November two. That's farting in the elevator and leaving. Where

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Speaker 1: is he right now? So Elvis? Elvis laid one and left.

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Speaker 1: Are you kidding me? You're gonna put everyone through at

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Speaker 1: once at the same damn time. Hello to Vinny, Brian, Lori,

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Speaker 1: it's not. They'll take turns talking. Everybody raise your hand

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Speaker 1: And Brian where are you from? I'm from Long Island,

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Speaker 1: about what about you? I'm from your like the Polkos? Cool? Awesome? Well,

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Speaker 1: in spirit of you know, Holiday's family getting together this weekend,

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Speaker 1: you guys need time to think, you go first. I

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Speaker 1: mean it wasn't. This one was less embarrassing and more

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Speaker 1: at night? My baby sister last year drunkenly revealed that

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