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Speaker 1: Then Jubil show on demand. So it's Monday, and you

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Speaker 1: might be like Monday, but think about this. Are you

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Speaker 1: but you waited too long to cash your ticket and

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Speaker 1: now it's expired, so no million dollars for you. Get

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Speaker 1: to work. It's Monday. It's I would die move Monday,

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Speaker 1: the segment where we make you feel better about your

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Speaker 1: Monday by hearing about other people's terrible, horrible, no good,

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Speaker 1: very bad decisions. And that would be a terrible Monday

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Speaker 1: to wake up and go um, I could have won

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Speaker 1: my ticket in time. But it was worth a million

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Speaker 1: dollars at one time, one time I was a millionaire

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Speaker 1: and I didn't know it. And now I know that

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Speaker 1: I was a millionaire and I didn't cash this ticket

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Speaker 1: on time. I am having the worst Monday ever. If

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Speaker 1: you didn't do that this morning. Congratulations, your Monday is

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Speaker 1: going better than that person's. Yes, wrong move Monday. Feel

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Speaker 1: better about your Monday by hearing about other people's terrible, horrible,

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Speaker 1: no good, very bad decisions. We do it at this

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Speaker 1: time every single Monday. Actually, what's your wrong move? So

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Speaker 1: I was sixteen, I had freshly gotten my wife, and

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Speaker 1: with one of our high school clubs, I was helping

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Speaker 1: direct traffic for the air show. So one of my

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Speaker 1: and we're driving through this little narrow driveway area while

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Speaker 1: the road, and my friends sitting here saying, you don't

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Speaker 1: have room. You're gonna hit him, You're gonna hit him,

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Speaker 1: And I'm like, no, it's fine, I have plenty of room.

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Speaker 1: I did not have plenty of room, Like I took

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Speaker 1: the mirror of my mom's brand new minivan. Oh on

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Speaker 1: her shoulders, Oh, you hit a cop. Pretty much anytime

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Speaker 1: my friends and I were walking on the air show

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Speaker 1: that day, she and her friends would literally pointed, laugh

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Speaker 1: like that's the idiot who hit me? With calls up eight, eight, three, one,

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Speaker 1: six one, text in at four one or six one,

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Speaker 1: it's wrong moved Monday. Feel better about your Monday by

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Speaker 1: hearing about other people's terrible, horrible, no good, very bad decisions. Carly,

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Speaker 1: what's your wrong move? I married the wrong brother. Well,

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Speaker 1: I wasn't expecting that. You say that he's just a

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Speaker 1: lot cooler, he has a really good career. Yeah. I've

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Speaker 1: also heard, because one of my friends actually dated him,

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Speaker 1: that he's really good in bed many Well, yeah, you know,

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Speaker 1: we always love when people say they listened to the

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Speaker 1: show here for once. I hope your husband doesn't listen,

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Speaker 1: because if he hears this, I already feel bad for him.

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Speaker 1: It's wrong move Monday. Feel better about your Monday by

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Speaker 1: hearing about other people's terrible, horrible, no good, fairy bad decisions.

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Speaker 1: Call us up eight to eight three four three one

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Speaker 1: oh six one, texting four one oh six one, Michael,

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Speaker 1: how are you going to make people feel better on

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Speaker 1: this Monday? What's your wrong move? My wrong move was

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Speaker 1: I had a job interview online, right like zoom interview,

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Speaker 1: and so I log in, I get on the screen.

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Speaker 1: There's no one there. So I'm kind of getting pumped

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Speaker 1: up for the interview. So I take a bong hit

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Speaker 1: and I'm oh, turn out tick Took by Kesha like

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Speaker 1: at the top of my lungs. I like that song.

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Speaker 1: It kind of gets me going. Okay, So there's two

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Speaker 1: wrong moves. In one story right now, I can tell

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Speaker 1: you that. Okay. So, and then the person I was

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Speaker 1: interviewing with suddenly is on my screen and they totally

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Speaker 1: was a job interview and you're taking bong grips and

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Speaker 1: dancing around singing. You did not I'm guessing you're CEO

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Speaker 1: They're loss here. I know I'm sitting here judging this guy.

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Speaker 1: But I kind of did that one time too. It

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Speaker 1: was just a little vape. Pan. Oh geez, you're vaping

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Speaker 1: in a job interview on Zoom. It was like a

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Speaker 1: job meeting. It was I thought my camera was off

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Speaker 1: me just getting Yeah. That's why I love Zoom meetings.

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Speaker 1: You can look at the people's videos sometimes and they

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Speaker 1: I mean, I think that I'm on mute a lot

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Speaker 1: that I'm not. Oh god, I double and triple check

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Speaker 1: I'm like, oh god, that was embarrassing. It's wrong move Monday.

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Speaker 1: Feel better about your Monday by hearing about other people

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Speaker 1: think about it real quick. Did you have a job

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Speaker 1: interview on Zoom and then when the camera turned on,

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Speaker 1: room to Kesha's TikTok? Probably not. Congratulations you're having a

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Speaker 1: good Monday already. Or did you start your day by

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Speaker 1: getting into your mom's minivan when you just started learning

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Speaker 1: to drive and run over a cop on accident. Probably not.

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Speaker 1: Guess what, Monday's going pretty good. It's wrong with Monday.

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Speaker 1: Feel better about your Monday by hearing about other people's terrible, horrible,

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Speaker 1: no good, very bad decisions. So happy Monday. Then Jubile

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