WEBVTT - My Poker Coach - Nikki Limo 0:00:00.200 --> 0:00:02.920 You ever splashed the pot? No, you ever slow rolled 0:00:03.000 --> 0:00:03.640 just to be a bit. 0:00:03.680 --> 0:00:09.000 Yeah you? I don't like them, right yeah. 0:00:10.119 --> 0:00:19.400 Tosh Show, Tosh Show, Tosh Show. Welcome to Toss Show. 0:00:19.920 --> 0:00:27.200 Today's Bible Verse Revelation, Chapter twenty one, verse five, and 0:00:27.320 --> 0:00:32.320 he said, subscribe for this podcast is trustworthy and true. 0:00:32.960 --> 0:00:36.120 You like that, Eddie Hosannah, that's good stuff. That book 0:00:36.159 --> 0:00:41.360 of Revelation is a real page turner. Prior to that book, 0:00:41.920 --> 0:00:46.160 you know, there's a few duds, but revelations many. They 0:00:46.240 --> 0:00:50.160 follow the rule that I followed my entire career. Go 0:00:50.240 --> 0:00:55.600 out with a bang. All right, let's get started. How 0:00:55.680 --> 0:01:00.000 was your weekend, Eddie? It's pretty good. How was yours? Oh? 0:01:00.480 --> 0:01:04.120 So good that I'm going to tell you about it 0:01:05.600 --> 0:01:10.399 in a new segment. I'm calling, may I please speak 0:01:10.840 --> 0:01:15.440 to a manager? That sounds a little familiar. Intellectual property, Eddie, 0:01:15.600 --> 0:01:18.480 that's intellectual property. This weekend I was working up in 0:01:18.520 --> 0:01:23.480 santinaz and I was staying at what Travel and Leisure 0:01:24.040 --> 0:01:27.960 called the number one hotel in America. I don't know 0:01:28.000 --> 0:01:32.800 if that's true, but it was a beautiful hotel, recently 0:01:32.840 --> 0:01:36.560 redone the inn at Maddie's Tavern. I mean, let me 0:01:36.560 --> 0:01:42.840 tell you something, just adorable, perfect service, new spa cute 0:01:42.880 --> 0:01:46.280 little bungalows, had a little two bedroom bungalow. It's just 0:01:46.560 --> 0:01:51.080 a wonderful time. Now do I want to complain? No, No, 0:01:51.200 --> 0:01:53.960 I don't want to, but I feel like I have to. 0:01:54.920 --> 0:01:59.280 We went to the restaurant, the hotel restaurant for breakfast 0:02:00.680 --> 0:02:05.160 on Sunday morning. Sunday morning a great time to go 0:02:05.200 --> 0:02:09.240 to breakfast with your family, you know. And this particular 0:02:09.280 --> 0:02:14.359 breakfast is just me and my wife and my two children, 0:02:14.760 --> 0:02:18.600 and we go to sit down and lo and behold. 0:02:19.240 --> 0:02:22.560 Right next to us is a party of thirty, you know, 0:02:22.680 --> 0:02:28.000 bunch of tables shoved together. We're eating outside and there's 0:02:28.040 --> 0:02:31.680 just this long table thirty. Now, I just don't get 0:02:31.720 --> 0:02:37.200 why restaurants do this, don't allow large parties. And you're like, oh, 0:02:37.240 --> 0:02:40.119 we need the business. Now you don't, because what you're 0:02:40.120 --> 0:02:43.240 doing is you're telling everybody else that comes to your restaurant, 0:02:43.360 --> 0:02:46.080 fuck you, we don't care. We got a party of 0:02:46.160 --> 0:02:51.440 thirty here. And by the way, I'm not complaining about 0:02:52.000 --> 0:02:57.320 dinner time or lunch. This is breakfast. We're talking about breakfast. Breakfast. 0:02:58.200 --> 0:03:01.560 We're talking about breakfast and you have a party of 0:03:01.639 --> 0:03:06.200 thirty at breakfast. I don't know what these alcoholics. I'm 0:03:06.240 --> 0:03:08.200 just guessing it was rehab. I have no idea what 0:03:08.240 --> 0:03:10.760 they were. They were all dressed, they all had black 0:03:10.800 --> 0:03:14.000 shirts on, and I'm just like, ah, and so now 0:03:14.200 --> 0:03:17.360 you know, my servers like I might just come hurry 0:03:17.440 --> 0:03:21.040 up take our order. Nope, I'm just gonna grab drinks first. 0:03:21.280 --> 0:03:23.760 Oh oh great? Are they gonna get their ordering in 0:03:23.840 --> 0:03:27.799 front of us? Yep, a thirty top. First of all, 0:03:27.840 --> 0:03:30.760 you're not a restaurant if you say yes to a 0:03:30.800 --> 0:03:34.720 party of thirty, you're a cafeteria. Well, they don't deserve 0:03:34.760 --> 0:03:37.880 to eat. Of course, they deserve to eat. Rent an airbnb, 0:03:38.360 --> 0:03:42.160 hire a chef, and do your little thing. Don't ruin 0:03:42.520 --> 0:03:47.880 my breakfast with two screaming toddlers that want to eat breath. 0:03:47.920 --> 0:03:53.040 Breakfast should take ten minutes to order and have it 0:03:53.080 --> 0:03:58.280 come fifteen minutes. If it's a nice restaurant, I'll accept it. 0:03:58.680 --> 0:04:02.720 What did I wait forty five to fifty minutes for 0:04:02.840 --> 0:04:06.720 my breakfast to come with a toddler and a five 0:04:06.760 --> 0:04:09.560 year old? Just like, I'm hungry, I know you're hungry. 0:04:09.640 --> 0:04:14.680 We're all hungry. But these idiots next to us had 0:04:14.680 --> 0:04:20.120 to take all the toast. It's just crazy to me. 0:04:20.600 --> 0:04:23.240 Or at least teach your kitchen to be like, Okay, 0:04:23.360 --> 0:04:25.880 here's a party of thirty. Guess what Only half of 0:04:25.920 --> 0:04:28.000 you in the kitchen work on this and the other 0:04:28.080 --> 0:04:33.240 half work on everybody else. I just, oh, so infuriating. 0:04:33.520 --> 0:04:36.600 Our server comes, OK. Can I take your order now? Yeah, 0:04:36.839 --> 0:04:40.680 I'll take whatever's left. I just don't get it. I 0:04:40.720 --> 0:04:43.040 mean so many times I ask for things like, oh, 0:04:43.080 --> 0:04:47.400 we can't do that. Oh oh you don't want the 0:04:47.520 --> 0:04:52.280 sauce on your salmitary. Unfortunately our kitchen refuses to make 0:04:52.279 --> 0:04:55.680 any substitutions. Okay, so you've proven that you can be 0:04:55.680 --> 0:04:59.720 an asshole. Do it for people. They're like, oh, how 0:04:59.720 --> 0:05:02.640 many your party? Oh? Thirty? Oh, I'll go fuck yourself. 0:05:03.960 --> 0:05:08.320 You're not eating here, not thirty people. You can divide 0:05:08.320 --> 0:05:14.000 that by four, and you guys can stagger your visit stagger. 0:05:14.520 --> 0:05:19.440 I'm at breakfast again. I'm not complaining about Oh it 0:05:19.560 --> 0:05:21.880 was dinner, they were having a big party. No, it 0:05:21.920 --> 0:05:25.600 was breakfast on Sunday morning. That's meant for family. Now, 0:05:25.720 --> 0:05:27.719 am I gonna make a review and say that the 0:05:27.760 --> 0:05:31.279 hotel wasn't great because of that. No, the hotel was great, 0:05:31.800 --> 0:05:36.160 food was good. You know, the city is charming. Everybody 0:05:36.240 --> 0:05:40.039 was sweet. But just say to yourself, oh, we made 0:05:40.040 --> 0:05:45.040 a mistake. We shouldn't let parties of thirty eat at 0:05:45.080 --> 0:05:48.200 our restaurant for any reason unless they rent the whole 0:05:48.200 --> 0:05:52.359 thing out and no one else can eat. I don't know. 0:05:52.400 --> 0:05:54.120 I don't have the solution. I just know that it 0:05:54.160 --> 0:05:57.279 agitates me. Now you're probably one. What was I up 0:05:57.320 --> 0:05:58.880 there for? Anyway? I was up there to do a 0:05:58.920 --> 0:06:03.840 show that schumash casino. Now, how the show go? Not well? 0:06:05.400 --> 0:06:08.960 Not well? Anyway, this show is Did you like your show, Eddie? 0:06:09.000 --> 0:06:10.760 You were on that show. Did you enjoy the crowd? 0:06:11.200 --> 0:06:13.800 Not really? Nope, you didn't like them either. Now I 0:06:13.839 --> 0:06:17.159 would say the vast majority of the audience loved me, 0:06:17.400 --> 0:06:20.920 but there was probably four hundred to maybe six hundred 0:06:21.000 --> 0:06:24.240 people that were like, this is not good. And they 0:06:24.320 --> 0:06:27.839 happened to be all the people that I would constantly 0:06:27.880 --> 0:06:33.120 look at. But overall, great experience. I also tried to 0:06:33.160 --> 0:06:36.320 gamble a little bit. I lost there, but that was 0:06:36.320 --> 0:06:39.560 to be expected that casino was gonna be like, oh, well, 0:06:40.400 --> 0:06:42.720 you're gonna have a par show. Well, why don't we 0:06:42.800 --> 0:06:46.840 let you win big before you leave? Speaking of bad beats, 0:06:47.279 --> 0:06:56.800 today's guest, Oh, I bet she has a tale to tell. Enjoy. Pasha, 0:06:57.160 --> 0:07:00.400 my guest today, wears hats and sunglasses indoors. It's neither 0:07:00.440 --> 0:07:03.159 blind nor an asshole. She also spends a lot of 0:07:03.160 --> 0:07:05.840 time online pretending to be from outside of the US 0:07:06.040 --> 0:07:09.160 so she can play online poker. Please welcome to the 0:07:09.160 --> 0:07:11.480 Toss Show Final Table. Nicki. 0:07:11.760 --> 0:07:15.640 Hello, Nicki, Hi, thanks for having me, my pleasure. It's 0:07:15.640 --> 0:07:16.400 the final table. 0:07:16.640 --> 0:07:19.360 Oh man, Oh my god, I'm scared so stressful. 0:07:19.480 --> 0:07:19.720 Yeah. 0:07:19.880 --> 0:07:22.640 Should we have the slutspring out the cash and all 0:07:22.680 --> 0:07:23.240 the sluts? 0:07:23.320 --> 0:07:23.880 Yeah? 0:07:23.920 --> 0:07:27.200 Please set it on the table. They still do that, 0:07:27.320 --> 0:07:28.680 Yeah they do. That's good. 0:07:28.760 --> 0:07:30.360 They just did it. It was like a few weeks 0:07:30.400 --> 0:07:33.400 ago was the main event final table in Vegas. 0:07:33.400 --> 0:07:36.760 There's so many good male reviews. You think once they 0:07:36.800 --> 0:07:42.200 would have some huge, sweet naked dudes with tight hogs. 0:07:42.320 --> 0:07:43.360 I think that would be a huge hit. 0:07:44.120 --> 0:07:48.000 I'm not against it. Originally from Santa Barbara. Then you 0:07:48.040 --> 0:07:50.480 lived in Los Angeles and now you live in Las Vegas. 0:07:50.520 --> 0:07:54.760 I do Yeah, that's the wrong order. Probably you definitely 0:07:54.760 --> 0:07:55.840 should go the other direction. 0:07:55.920 --> 0:07:58.640 Maybe I'll circle back. I retire back in Santa Barbara. 0:07:58.840 --> 0:07:59.920 Do you love Santa Barbara? 0:08:00.200 --> 0:08:02.840 I love it from uh. I don't think there's any 0:08:02.880 --> 0:08:06.320 better city to grow up in, Like nostalgic wise, it's great. 0:08:06.360 --> 0:08:09.160 I like visiting my parents there. I missed the beach. 0:08:09.400 --> 0:08:12.600 But it's boring. It's really fucking boring. Like it's a 0:08:12.640 --> 0:08:15.920 college town and it's a like retirement community, but like 0:08:16.000 --> 0:08:18.960 anywhere in between those ages, there's nothing for you to do. 0:08:19.160 --> 0:08:22.360 Can we talk about the wealth? Are your parents loaded 0:08:22.360 --> 0:08:23.080 to the gills? 0:08:23.200 --> 0:08:27.400 Oh? Yeah, so no, that opposite. That's the misconception about 0:08:27.400 --> 0:08:29.200 Santa Barbara. I think so they tried to open all 0:08:29.240 --> 0:08:31.400 these designer stores in Santa Barbara. They all flopped, like 0:08:31.440 --> 0:08:33.560 Tiffany is Louvatan and all that stuff, because they're like, oh, 0:08:33.800 --> 0:08:36.920 these people have money. No, it's like it's like or 0:08:37.240 --> 0:08:40.360 people like it's like artists and hippies and stuff and 0:08:40.760 --> 0:08:44.480 people that grew up in Santa Barbara. Not it wasn't. 0:08:44.600 --> 0:08:46.040 I didn't grow up rich at all. 0:08:46.320 --> 0:08:49.480 Do you have any siblings one? Yeah, older, younger, younger brother. 0:08:49.640 --> 0:08:49.920 Brother. 0:08:50.080 --> 0:08:50.400 Yeah. 0:08:50.440 --> 0:08:52.120 Does he think he can beat you in poker? 0:08:52.240 --> 0:08:53.080 He thinks he can. 0:08:53.440 --> 0:08:54.520 Does he think he's better than you? 0:08:54.760 --> 0:08:57.199 Probably not. Now he has to act like he does. 0:08:57.600 --> 0:08:59.559 But he used to always get second. And Mario Karr, 0:08:59.600 --> 0:09:01.200 he couldn't be me for the world. Like any game 0:09:01.240 --> 0:09:03.520 we play like he cannot beat me. He's always going 0:09:03.559 --> 0:09:04.040 to be second. 0:09:04.080 --> 0:09:05.240 Did you play games your whole life? 0:09:05.240 --> 0:09:10.160 Oh? Yeah, your favorite game scrabble. Pretty master scrabble player. 0:09:10.320 --> 0:09:11.000 I can't spell. 0:09:11.520 --> 0:09:14.120 You don't have to just make up ship. If people 0:09:14.120 --> 0:09:15.839 don't challenge you, you get away with it. 0:09:16.080 --> 0:09:18.440 Yeah, but my mind won't look like words. 0:09:18.520 --> 0:09:20.240 Oh on that. 0:09:20.920 --> 0:09:23.120 I can't play scrabble. But so you played scrabble? 0:09:23.400 --> 0:09:27.680 Yeah, yeah, competitive Yatzi. I started with Yachtzi when I 0:09:27.679 --> 0:09:30.160 was like six, like, and I think that's how I learned, 0:09:30.280 --> 0:09:32.880 you know, straights and all the you know kind of 0:09:32.920 --> 0:09:33.560 poker terms. 0:09:33.559 --> 0:09:36.680 Though, if I don't get the top bonus. 0:09:36.400 --> 0:09:37.000 You flip out. 0:09:37.080 --> 0:09:39.280 I'm just an end of the world monster. Oh god, 0:09:39.520 --> 0:09:40.760 I just need that top bone. 0:09:40.760 --> 0:09:41.560 Sorry for your kids. 0:09:41.559 --> 0:09:42.360 All I care about. 0:09:44.120 --> 0:09:46.760 So when you're in Vegas, you always bet that like 0:09:46.960 --> 0:09:49.680 Djen bet that. You're like, it's really bad odds. You 0:09:49.679 --> 0:09:53.400 put a dollar and they're like, you could win five million. Dollars. 0:09:53.679 --> 0:09:54.319 You'll always bet that. 0:09:54.679 --> 0:09:59.240 Yeah, there's this one video blackjack machine now that's in 0:09:59.280 --> 0:10:02.240 most casinos. You have your bet and then there's like 0:10:03.000 --> 0:10:07.280 thirty crazy sucker bets around it. Huh, and you can 0:10:07.280 --> 0:10:10.040 put like five dollars on all of it. And it's 0:10:10.080 --> 0:10:12.319 like to do five dollars on everything. You're spending a 0:10:12.360 --> 0:10:13.679 couple hundred video program. 0:10:13.920 --> 0:10:15.120 Yeah, I've never played that. 0:10:15.280 --> 0:10:16.600 Oh man, it's interesting. 0:10:16.640 --> 0:10:17.120 Did you do that? 0:10:17.160 --> 0:10:19.199 So I do it constantly? Oh god, I you know what? 0:10:19.240 --> 0:10:23.040 I like Ultimate? Hold them the table game. 0:10:23.000 --> 0:10:25.280 The ultimate text told them, Yeah, I like that one too. 0:10:25.400 --> 0:10:27.959 Now we call it Utch. Do you want to be cool? 0:10:28.000 --> 0:10:28.400 I don't know. 0:10:28.640 --> 0:10:30.840 That's whatever. I want to be cool. 0:10:31.600 --> 0:10:33.280 Yeah, you're just like strolling in the Vegas, but like 0:10:33.280 --> 0:10:33.840 you want to play. 0:10:33.679 --> 0:10:38.320 Some th I played table Max Utch recently. 0:10:38.360 --> 0:10:40.280 So you played all the hands on the table? 0:10:40.440 --> 0:10:43.400 No, just just my hand, table Max whatever, whatever it was, 0:10:43.559 --> 0:10:45.320 whatever the amount of money that it was. 0:10:45.360 --> 0:10:47.640 It's actually a really solid game to play at the 0:10:47.640 --> 0:10:51.720 casino because you have better odds because they they let 0:10:51.760 --> 0:10:52.560 you see hands. 0:10:52.800 --> 0:10:56.760 I half the time just play blind and put all 0:10:56.760 --> 0:10:58.320 the money on right away. 0:10:58.840 --> 0:11:00.600 How do you choose between that and love machines. 0:11:00.600 --> 0:11:01.400 Then I don't. 0:11:01.600 --> 0:11:02.760 Does it just feel good when you. 0:11:02.760 --> 0:11:07.319 Was, oh, my plows that I put the table max 0:11:07.320 --> 0:11:09.720 on all three spots and like four times your bet 0:11:10.360 --> 0:11:11.480 in the final play thing. 0:11:11.800 --> 0:11:12.079 Uh. 0:11:12.440 --> 0:11:13.839 And on my last time, I was getting up to 0:11:13.920 --> 0:11:16.720 leave and and I had I hit a flush, and 0:11:16.760 --> 0:11:19.080 I was just like, wow, this is good feeling sick. Yeah, 0:11:19.080 --> 0:11:21.240 it was nice. Have you ever hit a royal flush 0:11:21.360 --> 0:11:22.080 in a tournament? 0:11:22.559 --> 0:11:24.560 Yeah, and then let me tell you that fucking sucks 0:11:24.880 --> 0:11:27.760 because Okay, so I got my royal flush. It was 0:11:27.840 --> 0:11:30.280 last year. It was the first event of the WSOPO 0:11:30.360 --> 0:11:33.160 is a mystery bounty, a world series of pos series 0:11:33.160 --> 0:11:36.600 of poker, every ten thousand, just the main event. This 0:11:36.640 --> 0:11:40.400 one was a thousand and it had two million dollar bounties. 0:11:40.400 --> 0:11:41.920 But you have to get to the money, like you 0:11:41.960 --> 0:11:45.079 have to be in the money in order to start 0:11:45.080 --> 0:11:48.400 getting bounties. Okay, So I stood in line for an 0:11:48.400 --> 0:11:49.680 hour and a half of late ridge. 0:11:49.960 --> 0:11:50.120 Uh. 0:11:50.320 --> 0:11:53.640 Finally gets set. We are at a table fresh stacks. 0:11:53.640 --> 0:11:55.600 Everybody's got a fresh stack. It's the first hand this 0:11:55.640 --> 0:11:59.160 table has played. And I have ace ten suited. Long 0:11:59.200 --> 0:12:01.360 story story. I had getting a royal flush and he 0:12:01.400 --> 0:12:04.680 had quad Queens. So it was sick like because he 0:12:04.840 --> 0:12:07.040 just thought, yeah, of course, he goes like all in, 0:12:07.120 --> 0:12:09.439 I go snap and he's like Quad Queens and I'm 0:12:09.480 --> 0:12:11.800 like Royal and then everyone goes whoa, and like all 0:12:11.800 --> 0:12:14.640 this crowd comes on. I posted on Twitter. It went viral, 0:12:14.679 --> 0:12:18.080 like everyone's like going nuts. Firsthand in the Mystery Bounty 0:12:18.160 --> 0:12:22.920 day for a Royal Flush against Quad Queens, I didn't 0:12:22.880 --> 0:12:25.679 even fucking cash that tournament. But if that happened in. 0:12:25.600 --> 0:12:27.160 A cash game, oh you'd be rich. 0:12:27.200 --> 0:12:29.600 I would not only have won the pot, which would 0:12:29.640 --> 0:12:31.920 be like a huge pot, but I also a lot 0:12:31.960 --> 0:12:35.480 of the casinos have jackpop bonuses, so if you get 0:12:35.520 --> 0:12:38.160 beat by a crazy hand, like if you have Quads 0:12:38.160 --> 0:12:40.240 and you get beat by a Royal Flush, you get 0:12:40.280 --> 0:12:43.079 to share this crazy jackpop bonus that sometimes like two 0:12:43.200 --> 0:12:46.520 hundred three hundred thousand dollars. So I wasted my royal. 0:12:46.440 --> 0:12:47.720 You said it was the first hand. 0:12:47.800 --> 0:12:49.840 It was the first hand, very first hand, firsthand. 0:12:49.960 --> 0:12:53.040 That's exciting. Second of all, you got action on it. 0:12:53.040 --> 0:12:54.200 It did, and that's exciting. 0:12:54.240 --> 0:12:57.280 It was exciting. Hey yeah, love for the process, not 0:12:57.280 --> 0:13:00.240 for the money, right, Okay, that's fine. 0:13:00.520 --> 0:13:01.480 Do you believe in ghosts. 0:13:01.559 --> 0:13:02.800 Yeah, just surprised me with that one. 0:13:02.880 --> 0:13:03.160 Huh. 0:13:03.520 --> 0:13:07.000 First question, your first question always, My first question wasn't 0:13:07.000 --> 0:13:10.680 your first question. It was I know what I'm supposed 0:13:10.720 --> 0:13:11.240 to say here. 0:13:11.360 --> 0:13:13.920 No you don't. You're supposed to You're supposed to speak 0:13:13.960 --> 0:13:14.640 your truth. 0:13:14.400 --> 0:13:16.760 Okay, not to choose between being authentic and being liked 0:13:16.760 --> 0:13:19.000 by the host. So, yeah, I believe in ghosts. 0:13:23.080 --> 0:13:24.880 Do you have you ever experienced ghosts? 0:13:25.120 --> 0:13:29.240 I have in I've never seen an apparition of a ghost, 0:13:29.600 --> 0:13:33.680 but I've had really freaky things happen. Okay, And I 0:13:33.840 --> 0:13:36.960 have friends who have like seen and they swear to 0:13:37.000 --> 0:13:39.400 God like and these people would take it to their grave. 0:13:39.679 --> 0:13:42.079 You hang out with a bunch of degenerates. 0:13:41.800 --> 0:13:46.280 That's true, but it doesn't invalidate their ability to have 0:13:46.320 --> 0:13:46.960 seen a ghost. 0:13:47.040 --> 0:13:47.360 Okay. 0:13:48.000 --> 0:13:49.800 You don't ever feel some weird shit when you walk 0:13:49.800 --> 0:13:52.280 in the room. Yeah, okay, so that's just energy and 0:13:52.360 --> 0:13:53.800 ghosts are just resonating energy. 0:13:53.840 --> 0:13:54.280 No, it's not. 0:13:54.679 --> 0:13:55.679 What do you think they are? 0:13:55.840 --> 0:13:58.160 You play poker for a living and your husband is 0:13:58.160 --> 0:14:03.160 a cryptocurrency trader. Did you guys meet in an orphanage? 0:14:03.720 --> 0:14:07.439 I wish it's just funny, all right, does your husband 0:14:07.440 --> 0:14:08.360 play professional poker. 0:14:08.360 --> 0:14:11.560 Ever, No, not even I like that you started him 0:14:11.559 --> 0:14:15.280 at professional Like, he doesn't even play poker like at all. 0:14:15.480 --> 0:14:18.040 I've tried to teach him, but he just thinks if 0:14:18.040 --> 0:14:20.440 he has an ace or like any face card, he's 0:14:20.480 --> 0:14:22.360 going to win, no matter what the board is, no 0:14:22.400 --> 0:14:24.200 matter what. He's very confident. I told me you should 0:14:24.200 --> 0:14:26.560 play one hundred dollar daily tournament because like, he'll just shove, 0:14:27.280 --> 0:14:29.960 and I'm like, damn, that guy must just have it, 0:14:29.960 --> 0:14:30.680 doesn't have shit? 0:14:30.920 --> 0:14:35.200 No, Yeah, what quantifies being a professional poker player? 0:14:35.400 --> 0:14:39.280 So my story is a little interesting because, like, I 0:14:39.400 --> 0:14:43.760 technically make my money from the poker industry, so I 0:14:43.880 --> 0:14:47.400 play for fun and also for money, but like for 0:14:47.560 --> 0:14:49.640 fun and then I make a lot of media content. 0:14:49.920 --> 0:14:51.040 So it's like a combination. 0:14:51.240 --> 0:14:51.640 I gotcha. 0:14:51.800 --> 0:14:53.640 Yeah, but it's all poker. 0:14:53.800 --> 0:14:57.600 You're not one of these these these poker players that 0:14:57.840 --> 0:15:00.720 it's like all my winnings go to chair and I'm 0:15:00.760 --> 0:15:03.240 supposed to be like, oh, look at how great this 0:15:03.320 --> 0:15:05.880 person is. It gives all their money to charity that 0:15:05.960 --> 0:15:08.000 clearly has so much money to burn. 0:15:08.200 --> 0:15:11.160 I would love to be that eventually. Unfortunately, right now 0:15:11.200 --> 0:15:12.240 I do still like money. 0:15:12.360 --> 0:15:16.000 Mm hmmm. So no, you love poker. 0:15:16.240 --> 0:15:16.640 I do. 0:15:17.320 --> 0:15:19.400 I'm going to be on the other side of it. 0:15:19.560 --> 0:15:23.040 Most people that casually played poker would look at your 0:15:23.080 --> 0:15:26.840 life that is amazing. And I always look at poker 0:15:26.880 --> 0:15:27.400 players and. 0:15:27.400 --> 0:15:29.359 Go, oh, you're correct. 0:15:29.680 --> 0:15:31.160 I'm like, oh, that's that's tough. 0:15:31.240 --> 0:15:33.800 Okay. Would you say that a lot of your friends 0:15:33.800 --> 0:15:36.600 that aren't in entertainment look at your life as a 0:15:36.600 --> 0:15:38.200 comedian and go like, oh, that's. 0:15:38.080 --> 0:15:40.920 Right, exactly, that's crazy. I'm taking money out of the equation. Yeah. 0:15:40.920 --> 0:15:43.280 If you told me I had to sit at a 0:15:43.360 --> 0:15:47.960 table and casually talk to gross people for twelve hours 0:15:47.960 --> 0:15:50.480 a day, I'd put a gun in my mouth. Really, yes, 0:15:50.840 --> 0:15:53.840 because a lot of the times at the table, it's 0:15:54.080 --> 0:15:57.640 really really gross people. There's wonderful people, of course, but 0:15:58.040 --> 0:16:00.880 there's some other people that's like, oh jeez, yeah, and 0:16:00.920 --> 0:16:02.800 now I got to pretend that I'm going to think 0:16:02.840 --> 0:16:05.000 that this guy's small chat is funny. 0:16:05.680 --> 0:16:08.240 You don't have to pretend. That's to beauty is that 0:16:08.280 --> 0:16:09.880 you can just be whoever you want to be at 0:16:09.880 --> 0:16:10.280 the table. 0:16:10.440 --> 0:16:12.280 What's the biggest cash pot you've ever won? 0:16:12.800 --> 0:16:13.560 Maybe two grand? 0:16:14.040 --> 0:16:16.640 You've played in three World Series of Poker tournaments. What's 0:16:16.680 --> 0:16:19.560 the farthest you've gotten and the most you've walked away with. 0:16:19.960 --> 0:16:22.480 So it was that fourth place final tabe. There was 0:16:22.520 --> 0:16:25.400 fifty seven hundred people in that tournament and fourth I 0:16:25.400 --> 0:16:28.160 got fourth. Yeah, and it was a six hundred dollars 0:16:28.160 --> 0:16:30.240 buy in. I just was in for one one buy in. 0:16:30.400 --> 0:16:33.000 And I even posted on my Instagram stories like I'm 0:16:33.000 --> 0:16:35.280 just lighting six hundred dollars on fire today because never 0:16:35.280 --> 0:16:37.320 going to cash your there'll be sopew tournament. And I 0:16:37.400 --> 0:16:40.160 ended up getting fourth place for one hundred and sixteen thousand. 0:16:40.720 --> 0:16:42.400 How much one hundred and sixteen thousand. 0:16:42.480 --> 0:16:44.800 That's good. That's a good payday. How long did that take? 0:16:45.360 --> 0:16:48.920 How many days for that specific tournament? Two days? 0:16:48.960 --> 0:16:50.360 Like how many hours each day? 0:16:51.080 --> 0:16:51.600 Like twelve? 0:16:52.200 --> 0:16:54.280 There's a lot of work it was, Yeah, a lot. 0:16:54.120 --> 0:16:56.160 Of twenty four hours for one hundred and sixteen grand. 0:16:56.280 --> 0:16:57.800 I don't think I'd take a shit for one hundred 0:16:57.840 --> 0:16:59.240 and sixteen grand. I'll go on rent. 0:16:59.360 --> 0:16:59.960 It's never. 0:17:01.800 --> 0:17:03.400 Well. I just think it's weird that people offer me 0:17:03.440 --> 0:17:07.000 money to poop. What's the worst beat you've ever had? Got? 0:17:07.040 --> 0:17:09.359 It just happened at the World Series of Poker. I 0:17:09.359 --> 0:17:11.359 don't even know how much you'll understand. If if I 0:17:11.359 --> 0:17:13.480 say a hand history, you think you'll understand. 0:17:13.520 --> 0:17:14.040 I understand it. 0:17:14.200 --> 0:17:16.360 Basically I had the nuts and a guy shoved into me, and. 0:17:16.320 --> 0:17:18.520 I had didn't have the nuts then, but I did. 0:17:18.240 --> 0:17:20.880 Have the nuts. He fucking rivered a two outer. 0:17:21.040 --> 0:17:22.840 Did you just get up the shake hands and walk out? 0:17:23.000 --> 0:17:25.840 No, was so mad. I don't think I've been this 0:17:25.920 --> 0:17:29.439 shaken busting a tournament in ever ever. This was like, 0:17:29.640 --> 0:17:32.760 So this was a half PLO, half no limit tournament. 0:17:32.880 --> 0:17:35.639 This was my first time doing something not no limit, 0:17:35.920 --> 0:17:38.439 and so I kind of was preparing myself because PLO 0:17:38.520 --> 0:17:41.200 is very swinging, like you can just have the nuts 0:17:41.200 --> 0:17:42.600 and then not have the nuts in like you're out. 0:17:42.960 --> 0:17:45.159 But this was a no limit hand this one you 0:17:45.240 --> 0:17:47.800 should know how to play and you should not. It 0:17:47.840 --> 0:17:50.720 should not be that swinging. We were on the bubble, 0:17:50.800 --> 0:17:52.840 like five from the money. I have three times a 0:17:52.920 --> 0:17:55.120 chip average, a lot of short stacks around. Only one 0:17:55.200 --> 0:17:58.000 guy at the table covers me, and I get moved 0:17:58.000 --> 0:18:00.239 to this table, and so I'm like, okay, and are 0:18:00.280 --> 0:18:01.920 not going to get into it on the bubble. You 0:18:01.960 --> 0:18:04.520 don't want, you know, that to happen. So and he 0:18:04.600 --> 0:18:07.399 should know that and so I open King Queen off 0:18:07.480 --> 0:18:10.480 suit from the hijack. He calls from the big blind, 0:18:10.560 --> 0:18:12.080 he shouldn't be playing a lot of junk hands, but 0:18:12.400 --> 0:18:16.080 he can. He can his hand. Sure, he flats. Okay, 0:18:16.400 --> 0:18:22.199 So the the flop is ten nine jack, so I 0:18:22.280 --> 0:18:25.400 have the nuts straight. It's rainbow two, so no flush straws. 0:18:25.560 --> 0:18:29.639 So nine ten jack King Queen is my hand. Uh 0:18:29.960 --> 0:18:34.199 he checks to me. I continuation bet. He check raises me. 0:18:35.240 --> 0:18:36.000 Okay, okay. 0:18:36.680 --> 0:18:38.520 I decide should I go all in right now or 0:18:38.520 --> 0:18:42.400 should I like let him bet again? He bets a 0:18:42.440 --> 0:18:45.440 third of my stack. Now, I decided to just jam 0:18:45.640 --> 0:18:48.360 because like, don't just just get out of the hands, 0:18:48.480 --> 0:18:50.159 just get out of here, whatever you have. I'm telling you, 0:18:50.200 --> 0:18:52.320 I have the nuts. Like I don't want to fight 0:18:52.359 --> 0:18:54.600 on the bubble. I just want we can fight all 0:18:54.640 --> 0:18:56.880 these short stacks. We don't have to, you know, get 0:18:56.880 --> 0:18:59.640 into it with both of our stacks. And he snap calls, 0:18:59.680 --> 0:19:00.840 he's pot committed. 0:19:00.960 --> 0:19:03.800 Next, is he is he loot committed? He isn't. 0:19:03.960 --> 0:19:05.240 He's not pot committed. 0:19:05.280 --> 0:19:07.680 He's pot committed. He how much more was there? 0:19:07.760 --> 0:19:10.000 He would have sixty big onnes if he folded right there? 0:19:10.480 --> 0:19:13.280 But he had, but he had he had a lot 0:19:13.280 --> 0:19:14.880 of There was a lot of money in the pot. Yes, 0:19:14.920 --> 0:19:17.240 he had a set of jack, so we had top set. Okay, 0:19:17.480 --> 0:19:18.280 that's a good hand. 0:19:18.320 --> 0:19:20.960 But not wait, he had a one outer on the river. 0:19:21.240 --> 0:19:23.679