Speaker 1: You ever splashed the pot? No, you ever slow rolled
Speaker 1: just to be a bit.
Speaker 2: Yeah you? I don't like them, right yeah.
Speaker 1: Tosh Show, Tosh Show, Tosh Show. Welcome to Toss Show.
Speaker 1: Today's Bible Verse Revelation, Chapter twenty one, verse five, and
Speaker 1: he said, subscribe for this podcast is trustworthy and true.
Speaker 1: You like that, Eddie Hosannah, that's good stuff. That book
Speaker 1: of Revelation is a real page turner. Prior to that book,
Speaker 1: you know, there's a few duds, but revelations many. They
Speaker 1: follow the rule that I followed my entire career. Go
Speaker 1: out with a bang. All right, let's get started. How
Speaker 1: was your weekend, Eddie? It's pretty good. How was yours? Oh?
Speaker 1: So good that I'm going to tell you about it
Speaker 1: in a new segment. I'm calling, may I please speak
Speaker 1: to a manager? That sounds a little familiar. Intellectual property, Eddie,
Speaker 1: that's intellectual property. This weekend I was working up in
Speaker 1: santinaz and I was staying at what Travel and Leisure
Speaker 1: called the number one hotel in America. I don't know
Speaker 1: if that's true, but it was a beautiful hotel, recently
Speaker 1: redone the inn at Maddie's Tavern. I mean, let me
Speaker 1: tell you something, just adorable, perfect service, new spa cute
Speaker 1: little bungalows, had a little two bedroom bungalow. It's just
Speaker 1: a wonderful time. Now do I want to complain? No, No,
Speaker 1: I don't want to, but I feel like I have to.
Speaker 1: We went to the restaurant, the hotel restaurant for breakfast
Speaker 1: on Sunday morning. Sunday morning a great time to go
Speaker 1: to breakfast with your family, you know. And this particular
Speaker 1: breakfast is just me and my wife and my two children,
Speaker 1: and we go to sit down and lo and behold.
Speaker 1: Right next to us is a party of thirty, you know,
Speaker 1: bunch of tables shoved together. We're eating outside and there's
Speaker 1: just this long table thirty. Now, I just don't get
Speaker 1: why restaurants do this, don't allow large parties. And you're like, oh,
Speaker 1: we need the business. Now you don't, because what you're
Speaker 1: doing is you're telling everybody else that comes to your restaurant,
Speaker 1: fuck you, we don't care. We got a party of
Speaker 1: thirty here. And by the way, I'm not complaining about
Speaker 1: dinner time or lunch. This is breakfast. We're talking about breakfast. Breakfast.
Speaker 1: We're talking about breakfast and you have a party of
Speaker 1: thirty at breakfast. I don't know what these alcoholics. I'm
Speaker 1: just guessing it was rehab. I have no idea what
Speaker 1: they were. They were all dressed, they all had black
Speaker 1: shirts on, and I'm just like, ah, and so now
Speaker 1: you know, my servers like I might just come hurry
Speaker 1: up take our order. Nope, I'm just gonna grab drinks first.
Speaker 1: Oh oh great? Are they gonna get their ordering in
Speaker 1: front of us? Yep, a thirty top. First of all,
Speaker 1: you're not a restaurant if you say yes to a
Speaker 1: party of thirty, you're a cafeteria. Well, they don't deserve
Speaker 1: to eat. Of course, they deserve to eat. Rent an airbnb,
Speaker 1: hire a chef, and do your little thing. Don't ruin
Speaker 1: my breakfast with two screaming toddlers that want to eat breath.
Speaker 1: Breakfast should take ten minutes to order and have it
Speaker 1: come fifteen minutes. If it's a nice restaurant, I'll accept it.
Speaker 1: What did I wait forty five to fifty minutes for
Speaker 1: my breakfast to come with a toddler and a five
Speaker 1: year old? Just like, I'm hungry, I know you're hungry.
Speaker 1: We're all hungry. But these idiots next to us had
Speaker 1: to take all the toast. It's just crazy to me.
Speaker 1: Or at least teach your kitchen to be like, Okay,
Speaker 1: here's a party of thirty. Guess what Only half of
Speaker 1: you in the kitchen work on this and the other
Speaker 1: half work on everybody else. I just, oh, so infuriating.
Speaker 1: Our server comes, OK. Can I take your order now? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'll take whatever's left. I just don't get it. I
Speaker 1: mean so many times I ask for things like, oh,
Speaker 1: we can't do that. Oh oh you don't want the
Speaker 1: sauce on your salmitary. Unfortunately our kitchen refuses to make
Speaker 1: any substitutions. Okay, so you've proven that you can be
Speaker 1: an asshole. Do it for people. They're like, oh, how
Speaker 1: many your party? Oh? Thirty? Oh, I'll go fuck yourself.
Speaker 1: You're not eating here, not thirty people. You can divide
Speaker 1: that by four, and you guys can stagger your visit stagger.
Speaker 1: I'm at breakfast again. I'm not complaining about Oh it
Speaker 1: was dinner, they were having a big party. No, it
Speaker 1: was breakfast on Sunday morning. That's meant for family. Now,
Speaker 1: am I gonna make a review and say that the
Speaker 1: hotel wasn't great because of that. No, the hotel was great,
Speaker 1: food was good. You know, the city is charming. Everybody
Speaker 1: was sweet. But just say to yourself, oh, we made
Speaker 1: a mistake. We shouldn't let parties of thirty eat at
Speaker 1: our restaurant for any reason unless they rent the whole
Speaker 1: thing out and no one else can eat. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't have the solution. I just know that it
Speaker 1: agitates me. Now you're probably one. What was I up
Speaker 1: there for? Anyway? I was up there to do a
Speaker 1: show that schumash casino. Now, how the show go? Not well?
Speaker 1: Not well? Anyway, this show is Did you like your show, Eddie?
Speaker 1: You were on that show. Did you enjoy the crowd?
Speaker 1: Not really? Nope, you didn't like them either. Now I
Speaker 1: would say the vast majority of the audience loved me,
Speaker 1: but there was probably four hundred to maybe six hundred
Speaker 1: people that were like, this is not good. And they
Speaker 1: happened to be all the people that I would constantly
Speaker 1: look at. But overall, great experience. I also tried to
Speaker 1: gamble a little bit. I lost there, but that was
Speaker 1: to be expected that casino was gonna be like, oh, well,
Speaker 1: you're gonna have a par show. Well, why don't we
Speaker 1: let you win big before you leave? Speaking of bad beats,
Speaker 1: today's guest, Oh, I bet she has a tale to tell. Enjoy. Pasha,
Speaker 1: my guest today, wears hats and sunglasses indoors. It's neither
Speaker 1: blind nor an asshole. She also spends a lot of
Speaker 1: time online pretending to be from outside of the US
Speaker 1: so she can play online poker. Please welcome to the
Speaker 1: Toss Show Final Table. Nicki.
Speaker 2: Hello, Nicki, Hi, thanks for having me, my pleasure. It's
Speaker 2: the final table.
Speaker 1: Oh man, Oh my god, I'm scared so stressful.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Should we have the slutspring out the cash and all
Speaker 1: the sluts?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Please set it on the table. They still do that,
Speaker 1: Yeah they do. That's good.
Speaker 2: They just did it. It was like a few weeks
Speaker 2: ago was the main event final table in Vegas.
Speaker 1: There's so many good male reviews. You think once they
Speaker 1: would have some huge, sweet naked dudes with tight hogs.
Speaker 2: I think that would be a huge hit.
Speaker 1: I'm not against it. Originally from Santa Barbara. Then you
Speaker 1: lived in Los Angeles and now you live in Las Vegas.
Speaker 1: I do Yeah, that's the wrong order. Probably you definitely
Speaker 1: should go the other direction.
Speaker 2: Maybe I'll circle back. I retire back in Santa Barbara.
Speaker 1: Do you love Santa Barbara?
Speaker 2: I love it from uh. I don't think there's any
Speaker 2: better city to grow up in, Like nostalgic wise, it's great.
Speaker 2: I like visiting my parents there. I missed the beach.
Speaker 2: But it's boring. It's really fucking boring. Like it's a
Speaker 2: college town and it's a like retirement community, but like
Speaker 2: anywhere in between those ages, there's nothing for you to do.
Speaker 1: Can we talk about the wealth? Are your parents loaded
Speaker 1: to the gills?
Speaker 2: Oh? Yeah, so no, that opposite. That's the misconception about
Speaker 2: Santa Barbara. I think so they tried to open all
Speaker 2: these designer stores in Santa Barbara. They all flopped, like
Speaker 2: Tiffany is Louvatan and all that stuff, because they're like, oh,
Speaker 2: these people have money. No, it's like it's like or
Speaker 2: people like it's like artists and hippies and stuff and
Speaker 2: people that grew up in Santa Barbara. Not it wasn't.
Speaker 2: I didn't grow up rich at all.
Speaker 1: Do you have any siblings one? Yeah, older, younger, younger brother.
Speaker 2: Brother.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Does he think he can beat you in poker?
Speaker 2: He thinks he can.
Speaker 1: Does he think he's better than you?
Speaker 2: Probably not. Now he has to act like he does.
Speaker 2: But he used to always get second. And Mario Karr,
Speaker 2: he couldn't be me for the world. Like any game
Speaker 2: we play like he cannot beat me. He's always going
Speaker 2: to be second.
Speaker 1: Did you play games your whole life?
Speaker 2: Oh? Yeah, your favorite game scrabble. Pretty master scrabble player.
Speaker 1: I can't spell.
Speaker 2: You don't have to just make up ship. If people
Speaker 2: don't challenge you, you get away with it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but my mind won't look like words.
Speaker 2: Oh on that.
Speaker 1: I can't play scrabble. But so you played scrabble?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, competitive Yatzi. I started with Yachtzi when I
Speaker 2: was like six, like, and I think that's how I learned,
Speaker 2: you know, straights and all the you know kind of
Speaker 2: poker terms.
Speaker 1: Though, if I don't get the top bonus.
Speaker 2: You flip out.
Speaker 1: I'm just an end of the world monster. Oh god,
Speaker 1: I just need that top bone.
Speaker 2: Sorry for your kids.
Speaker 1: All I care about.
Speaker 2: So when you're in Vegas, you always bet that like
Speaker 2: Djen bet that. You're like, it's really bad odds. You
Speaker 2: put a dollar and they're like, you could win five million. Dollars.
Speaker 2: You'll always bet that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's this one video blackjack machine now that's in
Speaker 1: most casinos. You have your bet and then there's like
Speaker 1: thirty crazy sucker bets around it. Huh, and you can
Speaker 1: put like five dollars on all of it. And it's
Speaker 1: like to do five dollars on everything. You're spending a
Speaker 1: couple hundred video program.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I've never played that.
Speaker 1: Oh man, it's interesting.
Speaker 2: Did you do that?
Speaker 1: So I do it constantly? Oh god, I you know what?
Speaker 1: I like Ultimate? Hold them the table game.
Speaker 2: The ultimate text told them, Yeah, I like that one too.
Speaker 2: Now we call it Utch. Do you want to be cool?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: That's whatever. I want to be cool.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're just like strolling in the Vegas, but like
Speaker 2: you want to play.
Speaker 1: Some th I played table Max Utch recently.
Speaker 2: So you played all the hands on the table?
Speaker 1: No, just just my hand, table Max whatever, whatever it was,
Speaker 1: whatever the amount of money that it was.
Speaker 2: It's actually a really solid game to play at the
Speaker 2: casino because you have better odds because they they let
Speaker 2: you see hands.
Speaker 1: I half the time just play blind and put all
Speaker 1: the money on right away.
Speaker 2: How do you choose between that and love machines.
Speaker 1: Then I don't.
Speaker 2: Does it just feel good when you.
Speaker 1: Was, oh, my plows that I put the table max
Speaker 1: on all three spots and like four times your bet
Speaker 1: in the final play thing.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 1: And on my last time, I was getting up to
Speaker 1: leave and and I had I hit a flush, and
Speaker 1: I was just like, wow, this is good feeling sick. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was nice. Have you ever hit a royal flush
Speaker 1: in a tournament?
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then let me tell you that fucking sucks
Speaker 2: because Okay, so I got my royal flush. It was
Speaker 2: last year. It was the first event of the WSOPO
Speaker 2: is a mystery bounty, a world series of pos series
Speaker 2: of poker, every ten thousand, just the main event. This
Speaker 2: one was a thousand and it had two million dollar bounties.
Speaker 2: But you have to get to the money, like you
Speaker 2: have to be in the money in order to start
Speaker 2: getting bounties. Okay, So I stood in line for an
Speaker 2: hour and a half of late ridge.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 2: Finally gets set. We are at a table fresh stacks.
Speaker 2: Everybody's got a fresh stack. It's the first hand this
Speaker 2: table has played. And I have ace ten suited. Long
Speaker 2: story story. I had getting a royal flush and he
Speaker 2: had quad Queens. So it was sick like because he
Speaker 2: just thought, yeah, of course, he goes like all in,
Speaker 2: I go snap and he's like Quad Queens and I'm
Speaker 2: like Royal and then everyone goes whoa, and like all
Speaker 2: this crowd comes on. I posted on Twitter. It went viral,
Speaker 2: like everyone's like going nuts. Firsthand in the Mystery Bounty
Speaker 2: day for a Royal Flush against Quad Queens, I didn't
Speaker 2: even fucking cash that tournament. But if that happened in.
Speaker 1: A cash game, oh you'd be rich.
Speaker 2: I would not only have won the pot, which would
Speaker 2: be like a huge pot, but I also a lot
Speaker 2: of the casinos have jackpop bonuses, so if you get
Speaker 2: beat by a crazy hand, like if you have Quads
Speaker 2: and you get beat by a Royal Flush, you get
Speaker 2: to share this crazy jackpop bonus that sometimes like two
Speaker 2: hundred three hundred thousand dollars. So I wasted my royal.
Speaker 1: You said it was the first hand.
Speaker 2: It was the first hand, very first hand, firsthand.
Speaker 1: That's exciting. Second of all, you got action on it.
Speaker 1: It did, and that's exciting.
Speaker 2: It was exciting. Hey yeah, love for the process, not
Speaker 2: for the money, right, Okay, that's fine.
Speaker 1: Do you believe in ghosts.
Speaker 2: Yeah, just surprised me with that one.
Speaker 1: Huh.
Speaker 2: First question, your first question always, My first question wasn't
Speaker 2: your first question. It was I know what I'm supposed
Speaker 2: to say here.
Speaker 1: No you don't. You're supposed to You're supposed to speak
Speaker 1: your truth.
Speaker 2: Okay, not to choose between being authentic and being liked
Speaker 2: by the host. So, yeah, I believe in ghosts.
Speaker 1: Do you have you ever experienced ghosts?
Speaker 2: I have in I've never seen an apparition of a ghost,
Speaker 2: but I've had really freaky things happen. Okay, And I
Speaker 2: have friends who have like seen and they swear to
Speaker 2: God like and these people would take it to their grave.
Speaker 1: You hang out with a bunch of degenerates.
Speaker 2: That's true, but it doesn't invalidate their ability to have
Speaker 2: seen a ghost.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: You don't ever feel some weird shit when you walk
Speaker 2: in the room. Yeah, okay, so that's just energy and
Speaker 2: ghosts are just resonating energy.
Speaker 1: No, it's not.
Speaker 2: What do you think they are?
Speaker 1: You play poker for a living and your husband is
Speaker 1: a cryptocurrency trader. Did you guys meet in an orphanage?
Speaker 1: I wish it's just funny, all right, does your husband
Speaker 1: play professional poker.
Speaker 2: Ever, No, not even I like that you started him
Speaker 2: at professional Like, he doesn't even play poker like at all.
Speaker 2: I've tried to teach him, but he just thinks if
Speaker 2: he has an ace or like any face card, he's
Speaker 2: going to win, no matter what the board is, no
Speaker 2: matter what. He's very confident. I told me you should
Speaker 2: play one hundred dollar daily tournament because like, he'll just shove,
Speaker 2: and I'm like, damn, that guy must just have it,
Speaker 2: doesn't have shit?
Speaker 1: No, Yeah, what quantifies being a professional poker player?
Speaker 2: So my story is a little interesting because, like, I
Speaker 2: technically make my money from the poker industry, so I
Speaker 2: play for fun and also for money, but like for
Speaker 2: fun and then I make a lot of media content.
Speaker 2: So it's like a combination.
Speaker 1: I gotcha.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but it's all poker.
Speaker 1: You're not one of these these these poker players that
Speaker 1: it's like all my winnings go to chair and I'm
Speaker 1: supposed to be like, oh, look at how great this
Speaker 1: person is. It gives all their money to charity that
Speaker 1: clearly has so much money to burn.
Speaker 2: I would love to be that eventually. Unfortunately, right now
Speaker 2: I do still like money.
Speaker 1: Mm hmmm. So no, you love poker.
Speaker 2: I do.
Speaker 1: I'm going to be on the other side of it.
Speaker 1: Most people that casually played poker would look at your
Speaker 1: life that is amazing. And I always look at poker
Speaker 1: players and.
Speaker 2: Go, oh, you're correct.
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, that's that's tough.
Speaker 2: Okay. Would you say that a lot of your friends
Speaker 2: that aren't in entertainment look at your life as a
Speaker 2: comedian and go like, oh, that's.
Speaker 1: Right, exactly, that's crazy. I'm taking money out of the equation. Yeah.
Speaker 1: If you told me I had to sit at a
Speaker 1: table and casually talk to gross people for twelve hours
Speaker 1: a day, I'd put a gun in my mouth. Really, yes,
Speaker 1: because a lot of the times at the table, it's
Speaker 1: really really gross people. There's wonderful people, of course, but
Speaker 1: there's some other people that's like, oh jeez, yeah, and
Speaker 1: now I got to pretend that I'm going to think
Speaker 1: that this guy's small chat is funny.
Speaker 2: You don't have to pretend. That's to beauty is that
Speaker 2: you can just be whoever you want to be at
Speaker 2: the table.
Speaker 1: What's the biggest cash pot you've ever won?
Speaker 2: Maybe two grand?
Speaker 1: You've played in three World Series of Poker tournaments. What's
Speaker 1: the farthest you've gotten and the most you've walked away with.
Speaker 2: So it was that fourth place final tabe. There was
Speaker 2: fifty seven hundred people in that tournament and fourth I
Speaker 2: got fourth. Yeah, and it was a six hundred dollars
Speaker 2: buy in. I just was in for one one buy in.
Speaker 2: And I even posted on my Instagram stories like I'm
Speaker 2: just lighting six hundred dollars on fire today because never
Speaker 2: going to cash your there'll be sopew tournament. And I
Speaker 2: ended up getting fourth place for one hundred and sixteen thousand.
Speaker 2: How much one hundred and sixteen thousand.
Speaker 1: That's good. That's a good payday. How long did that take?
Speaker 2: How many days for that specific tournament? Two days?
Speaker 1: Like how many hours each day?
Speaker 2: Like twelve?
Speaker 1: There's a lot of work it was, Yeah, a lot.
Speaker 2: Of twenty four hours for one hundred and sixteen grand.
Speaker 1: I don't think I'd take a shit for one hundred
Speaker 1: and sixteen grand. I'll go on rent.
Speaker 2: It's never.
Speaker 1: Well. I just think it's weird that people offer me
Speaker 1: money to poop. What's the worst beat you've ever had? Got?
Speaker 2: It just happened at the World Series of Poker. I
Speaker 2: don't even know how much you'll understand. If if I
Speaker 2: say a hand history, you think you'll understand.
Speaker 1: I understand it.
Speaker 2: Basically I had the nuts and a guy shoved into me, and.
Speaker 1: I had didn't have the nuts then, but I did.
Speaker 2: Have the nuts. He fucking rivered a two outer.
Speaker 1: Did you just get up the shake hands and walk out?
Speaker 2: No, was so mad. I don't think I've been this
Speaker 2: shaken busting a tournament in ever ever. This was like,
Speaker 2: So this was a half PLO, half no limit tournament.
Speaker 2: This was my first time doing something not no limit,
Speaker 2: and so I kind of was preparing myself because PLO
Speaker 2: is very swinging, like you can just have the nuts
Speaker 2: and then not have the nuts in like you're out.
Speaker 2: But this was a no limit hand this one you
Speaker 2: should know how to play and you should not. It
Speaker 2: should not be that swinging. We were on the bubble,
Speaker 2: like five from the money. I have three times a
Speaker 2: chip average, a lot of short stacks around. Only one
Speaker 2: guy at the table covers me, and I get moved
Speaker 2: to this table, and so I'm like, okay, and are
Speaker 2: not going to get into it on the bubble. You
Speaker 2: don't want, you know, that to happen. So and he
Speaker 2: should know that and so I open King Queen off
Speaker 2: suit from the hijack. He calls from the big blind,
Speaker 2: he shouldn't be playing a lot of junk hands, but
Speaker 2: he can. He can his hand. Sure, he flats. Okay,
Speaker 2: So the the flop is ten nine jack, so I
Speaker 2: have the nuts straight. It's rainbow two, so no flush straws.
Speaker 2: So nine ten jack King Queen is my hand. Uh
Speaker 2: he checks to me. I continuation bet. He check raises me.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay.
Speaker 2: I decide should I go all in right now or
Speaker 2: should I like let him bet again? He bets a
Speaker 2: third of my stack. Now, I decided to just jam
Speaker 2: because like, don't just just get out of the hands,
Speaker 2: just get out of here, whatever you have. I'm telling you,
Speaker 2: I have the nuts. Like I don't want to fight
Speaker 2: on the bubble. I just want we can fight all
Speaker 2: these short stacks. We don't have to, you know, get
Speaker 2: into it with both of our stacks. And he snap calls,
Speaker 2: he's pot committed.
Speaker 1: Next, is he is he loot committed? He isn't.
Speaker 2: He's not pot committed.
Speaker 1: He's pot committed. He how much more was there?
Speaker 2: He would have sixty big onnes if he folded right there?
Speaker 2: But he had, but he had he had a lot
Speaker 2: of There was a lot of money in the pot. Yes,
Speaker 2: he had a set of jack, so we had top set. Okay,
Speaker 2: that's a good hand.
Speaker 1: But not wait, he had a one outer on the river.
Speaker 2: So yeah, so he had a well he okay, I
Speaker 2: said two outer. He had a one outer for quads.
Speaker 2: He for quads, and he did get quads, and that
Speaker 2: that's correct. He had a one outer for quads. He
Speaker 2: could have paired the board and got in a full house,
Speaker 2: which would have also beat me. But so there's a
Speaker 2: lot there was more than two outs, but revisionist history,
Speaker 2: it felt bad enough. Uh huh, that kind of like merged,
Speaker 2: you know. He but he got quads. He ended up
Speaker 2: rivering a jack, so that was a one outer that
Speaker 2: he got me with.
Speaker 1: And listen, your King Jack wasn't great to start with.
Speaker 2: He would have lost his whole stack. It was King Queen.
Speaker 2: First of all, I had the nuts straight. Pay attention.
Speaker 1: No, I knew it was a nut straight, but I
Speaker 1: felt like it was King Jack, nothing else straight whatever.
Speaker 1: I mean. His hand wasn't awful.
Speaker 2: That's true.
Speaker 1: So he on on a big blind. Everything he did
Speaker 1: on the big blind was fine.
Speaker 2: Most of the time, I would have all his chips
Speaker 2: in my stack. So that's what you have to think about.
Speaker 1: I just don't think that's the worst bad beat ever.
Speaker 2: It's just because it was on the stone bubble. So
Speaker 2: you like he spent hours.
Speaker 1: Are you in a tournament? Just do you get to
Speaker 1: the money?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: Okay, you play to win? Do you Guys tend to
Speaker 1: call women more?
Speaker 2: I think it depends on the guy too. Like if
Speaker 2: I can tell that he just doesn't believe anything I'm saying,
Speaker 2: then I'm just going to value about him every time.
Speaker 2: If I if he's scared because he thinks I have
Speaker 2: the nuts every time I'm bet big that he's gonna
Speaker 2: fold like big hands, then I'm just gonna I'm just
Speaker 2: gonna bluffet more. It's kind of just finding out people's exploits,
Speaker 2: Like if they're over.
Speaker 1: I'll never fold to me or to just women or women.
Speaker 2: Yeah I don't, they're liars. So for you, I just
Speaker 2: every value hand. I would just bet big.
Speaker 1: I've folded pocket ace pre flop before. Why thought it
Speaker 1: was funny? Nit? So you just you I showed it?
Speaker 2: Do you giggle? You open folded boggat as as preflap.
Speaker 2: I was like, I don't don't feel like I'm rich.
Speaker 1: I don't feel good about this hand. I used to
Speaker 1: play at the Hustler back in the day.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's I like the Hustler.
Speaker 1: I used to play there constantly. What year is this,
Speaker 1: two thousand to two thousand and eight, Okay, And then
Speaker 1: it was depressing because at six in the morning, they
Speaker 1: would have a donut cart roll around and give you, like,
Speaker 1: give every free donuts. We'd all just cheer. Cool, we'd
Speaker 1: cheer because we're getting donuts. And then I was like,
Speaker 1: I was like, just look at your life. What are
Speaker 1: you doing. You're at this casino in the middle of
Speaker 1: Guardina at six in the morning. What is wrong with you? Okay?
Speaker 2: Would be honest, you've played worst comedy show venues. Sure, Okay.
Speaker 1: That also depressed me. I should That's what I don't
Speaker 1: think people understand about people that actually make their living
Speaker 1: just plain poker, that it's just such a grind. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's like just all day long, just it's just.
Speaker 2: Well, it's easy to glamorize because people see the highlights,
Speaker 2: you know, you see those people winning bracelets at the
Speaker 2: main event or the Moneymaker era, like He's this guy
Speaker 2: that won a satellite for eighty bucks and then he
Speaker 2: gets like into the main event, a ten thousand dollars
Speaker 2: buy in, and then he wins against like pro players,
Speaker 2: Like it's like a Cinderella story.
Speaker 1: I saw Chris Moneymaker one time after his success in
Speaker 1: a stairwell, sitting on the floor in a casino.
Speaker 2: Okay in Vegas, say hi, No.
Speaker 1: I just was like, Oh, he seems to be on
Speaker 1: top of the world. Do you have any backers?
Speaker 2: Do I have back yes?
Speaker 1: Do you have backers?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: I sell action sometimes, though, what does that mean? People
Speaker 2: can buy a piece? Like, so if I'm entering let's
Speaker 2: say the main event for ten thousand dollars, I could
Speaker 2: sell thirty percent of myself and I could sell pieces
Speaker 2: like people could be like I want five percent, I
Speaker 2: want ten percent or whatever, okay, and then whatever I win,
Speaker 2: they get that percentage of the winnings. So they get
Speaker 2: temper if I win five million dollars, like ten percent
Speaker 2: of that.
Speaker 1: In the In the poker world, though, is it common
Speaker 1: for people to have backers?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I would say so, as when you get
Speaker 2: to a certain level.
Speaker 1: You're not spending your own money at all. Anymore.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't say at all, like just a percentage big
Speaker 2: percentage of you is bad.
Speaker 1: A coach, I do? Yeah, is that helpful? Yeah? More
Speaker 1: than like a sixteen dollars Doyle brunts and book.
Speaker 2: I read all the books and it took some courses
Speaker 2: or whatever online. But I like the private, like the
Speaker 2: very what's it called k curated. I guess it's like
Speaker 2: personal to me, like my leaks, like, so they're actually
Speaker 2: analyzing like the shit that I'm doing wrong. That was
Speaker 2: really helpful. Also, I hired him. He's a tournament coach.
Speaker 2: I was moving from cash to tournaments and it's completely
Speaker 2: different strategy, and I wanted to know like the quickest
Speaker 2: way that I could just like sit at a WSP
Speaker 2: tournament and cash like be competent in it. And I
Speaker 2: just moved to Vegas, so like WSP was coming up,
Speaker 2: and immediately after the first session, I won the first
Speaker 2: tournament that I was in, and then I had my
Speaker 2: first five figure score like two weeks later, and then
Speaker 2: my second event in that WSP, I got fourth place
Speaker 2: for one hundred and sixteen thousand dollars. It was a
Speaker 2: six hundred dollars buy in, so I would say, the
Speaker 2: coaching definitely is worth it. If you you don't apply.
Speaker 1: It, do you are you would you consider yourself a
Speaker 1: gambler across the board with everything.
Speaker 2: No, but I mean I think that I feel like
Speaker 2: I play my odds on I feel like poker is
Speaker 2: the best odds because you're playing, not playing the house,
Speaker 2: you're playing other people the table. And I mean I
Speaker 2: do like on occasion and enjoy like blackjack or crabs,
Speaker 2: but I have to be drunk, and it has to
Speaker 2: be because like people are in town and like they
Speaker 2: want to I wouldn't go in there like I'm going
Speaker 2: to be profitable tonight, Like I would go in there
Speaker 2: to have fun.
Speaker 1: You ever play roulette?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: Oh, man, you're never so scary. You're never with the
Speaker 1: girls going I gotta play my birthday.
Speaker 2: If the girls want to do, I would oblige the girls.
Speaker 1: What number of women in let's just say a big tournament.
Speaker 1: What percentage your women less than five percent? Do you
Speaker 1: like it when they're always like, oh, you're the last
Speaker 1: woman to bust.
Speaker 2: No, I don't. I mean some people there's back and
Speaker 2: forth arguments like oh, it's good for the coverage to
Speaker 2: like have a woman be highlighted in the meat in
Speaker 2: the poker media because they don't get highlighted enough, you know.
Speaker 2: So there's that argument that like if more women were highlighted,
Speaker 2: then maybe more women would come play poker and be
Speaker 2: and like be comfortable. But I don't like being treated
Speaker 2: like not an individual. So when it's like, oh, like
Speaker 2: you're the last woman stand, it's like being told like
Speaker 2: you're the funniest woman. Like it's it's like, okay, well
Speaker 2: that's cool that it's like a capped category or something.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 1: I get why people wouldn't like that, but they're usually
Speaker 1: playing with their husband's money.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, all that crip the money. Maybe have you
Speaker 2: seen crypto lately?
Speaker 1: No? Is it bad?
Speaker 2: I don't check.
Speaker 1: You don't check.
Speaker 2: I don't look. No, he doesn't look at my poker bankroll?
Speaker 1: And what kind of fuzzy math are you guys doing
Speaker 1: around April every year? When it comes to taxes?
Speaker 2: I did say, my dad's a CPA, but uh are.
Speaker 1: You letting your dad here? Are you reporting your losses?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I just have allish.
Speaker 1: Do you embellish the losses?
Speaker 2: I don't have to. I don't have to embellish them
Speaker 2: if I you know, I just report actual losses, but
Speaker 2: I maybe don't. They don't know how much I won.
Speaker 1: You ever splashed the pot?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: You ever slow rolls to be a bit?
Speaker 2: Yeah? If I don't like them, right?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Do you show bluffs or no?
Speaker 2: It depends if I'm trying, if I think people are
Speaker 2: folding too much to me, or like I have, if
Speaker 2: I have too tight of an image, they're not giving
Speaker 2: me any action, then I'll show bluffs so that they
Speaker 2: start like playing with me more.
Speaker 1: I got you. Everything's calculated? Are you ever honest with anybody?
Speaker 2: My husband?
Speaker 1: Does you your husband worry that you lie to his
Speaker 1: face because you're a liar for a living.
Speaker 2: Uh, he shouldn't worry about because you'll never know.
Speaker 1: That's actually fair. I would be okay with that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: good enough. But what about your hours? Does he hate
Speaker 1: your hours?
Speaker 2: I think that they've taken some time to get use
Speaker 2: to for sure. Yeah, because like we used to do
Speaker 2: everything together, Like we've created shows together. We met doing
Speaker 2: a show together, and then we moved to Vegas, like
Speaker 2: we went kind of separate paths. We still like have
Speaker 2: date nights and stuff, but like, yeah, I'm like gone,
Speaker 2: I'm not a night person, Like, I've never been a
Speaker 2: night person my entire life. He's always been the night person.
Speaker 2: I'm the morning person, okay, but since playing poker, like,
Speaker 2: I'm out all night sometimes and it's just like super random.
Speaker 2: I don't even know how I'm able to stay up
Speaker 2: when I'm playing poker and not any other time that
Speaker 2: we've tried to do anything.
Speaker 1: Isn't it weird how you when you sit at a table,
Speaker 1: all of a sudden, You're like, go away. I could
Speaker 1: be here for six weeks.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's great.
Speaker 1: It's just so much more fun to win, though it is.
Speaker 1: I just can't.
Speaker 2: I agree with you.
Speaker 1: My heart can't take the bad beats.
Speaker 2: Like losing feels worse than winning.
Speaker 1: Fields, Yeah, it stings.
Speaker 2: You like gambling though?
Speaker 1: I love gambling?
Speaker 2: What do you like about it?
Speaker 1: I'm told psychologically that you actually like the pain of
Speaker 1: the losses. Then that's what kind of keeps you doing
Speaker 1: it over and over. But that's not true. I like
Speaker 1: to win.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I like to win too.
Speaker 1: Do you have a cute little sack?
Speaker 2: I do? It's right here?
Speaker 1: Is your cash in there? Right now? Do you got
Speaker 1: a wad in there? Yeah? Let me guess much? Do
Speaker 1: you do you have a stack of high society?
Speaker 2: High society? What's that?
Speaker 1: Do you ever saw the movie Rounders?
Speaker 2: Oh? Yeah, I have, but I don't thousand, no, because
Speaker 2: why would I go on a plane with that?
Speaker 1: I don't know what you know?
Speaker 2: I have like traveling, it's just a few thousand or
Speaker 2: fifty dollars bills bad luck.
Speaker 1: Yes, if you're playing a Texas no limit cash game,
Speaker 1: what's your increment that you like?
Speaker 3: So?
Speaker 2: Mostly I play two five to five? And what are
Speaker 2: you buy in it at two five a thousand?
Speaker 1: And what's the max you can buy in for?
Speaker 2: Mostly like around Vegas, fifteen hundred somewhere like in La.
Speaker 2: It's a little different. Like the casino I started at
Speaker 2: was Commerce Casino and they have wacky rules for buying.
Speaker 2: So I started at Commerce three five and they have
Speaker 2: a two hundred dollars max buy in which is only
Speaker 2: forty big blindes, which is crazy for a cash game that.
Speaker 1: You can't push people out with that kind of money.
Speaker 2: No, So you have to just all in shovefest until
Speaker 2: you are deep stacked enough to like play real poker.
Speaker 1: You tip every hand to the dealer. I do every
Speaker 1: hand that you win.
Speaker 2: Yeah, unless it's pre flop.
Speaker 1: Then you don't.
Speaker 2: There's no money in there right now?
Speaker 1: What about what's that called when you're after the big
Speaker 1: blind and you just steal them? No, you put your
Speaker 1: money in anti. No, stop guessing.
Speaker 2: Well, you're looking too long.
Speaker 1: I know I do that all the time. No, when
Speaker 1: you double the big blind and straddle, straddle? Yeah, do
Speaker 1: you like to straddle? I didn't want to. Don't even
Speaker 1: answer because I fucking hated that it sounded like that.
Speaker 1: Do you ever play any other card games competitively?
Speaker 2: I like Blackjack? Like, that's one I think he has
Speaker 2: you have more of an edge on like the house
Speaker 2: only has like less than one percent edge if you're
Speaker 2: playing correctly. I don't count cards or anything, right, No,
Speaker 2: I don't. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I like any game where you can rip the cards
Speaker 1: what and throw them at one?
Speaker 2: That?
Speaker 1: No, but I've watched Asian men do it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're wild. They love Voker.
Speaker 1: It's your ethnicity.
Speaker 2: I'm half Filipino, half White, French, Russian?
Speaker 1: Which part do you like more?
Speaker 2: How can I say? My mom always told me to
Speaker 2: put Filipino only on my like whenever I ask for
Speaker 2: ethnicities on paperwork, so that I get a scholarship and.
Speaker 1: Your mom's white.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's white.
Speaker 1: You live next door to the biggest online poker player.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I do. Wow, shout out to Chris Mormon.
Speaker 1: Yeah he won forty million dollars.
Speaker 2: I don't want to, you know, say something out of turn,
Speaker 2: but I think he's mentioned that, being about how much
Speaker 2: he's cash.
Speaker 1: I feel like he should live in my neighborhood.
Speaker 2: In Malibu. Yeah, yeah, probably.
Speaker 1: Do you play with him?
Speaker 2: We've played in the same tournaments before, but no, he
Speaker 2: mostly grinds online.
Speaker 1: Like how many VPNs does he have?
Speaker 2: I don't know, Uh, none. He travels and is there legitimately?
Speaker 1: Is that what you do? You have?
Speaker 2: You have v I never do that.
Speaker 1: There's only six states that allow online gambling.
Speaker 2: So regulated gambling is allowed in certain states. So Vegas
Speaker 2: has WSB dot com as the only regulated site in
Speaker 2: Las Vegas.
Speaker 1: They cheat, right, don't they cheat online? Didn't they prove that?
Speaker 2: So yeah, you have to beware of because obviously people
Speaker 2: aren't monitoring you online.
Speaker 1: They've somebody that's in the same table.
Speaker 2: They could be in the same room, right right. Yeah,
Speaker 2: So there's collusion problems that they have different software that
Speaker 2: kind of susses it out now, so they're they're getting
Speaker 2: better and better at it security wise. But yeah, that's
Speaker 2: always going to be a problem, especially in the cash
Speaker 2: games where you can like pick what table you sit
Speaker 2: at so that you could sit you could actually you know,
Speaker 2: be doing something that's also a league which you have
Speaker 2: multiple multiple accounts. People got caught for that, like having
Speaker 2: multiple accounts sitting at the same table just waiting for
Speaker 2: suckers to join it, uh huh and then taking their money.
Speaker 1: I mean, I tell you, I think full tilt poker
Speaker 1: probably owes me a few thousand dollars. Reference in the day, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I used to like it shut it down.
Speaker 2: So that was Black Friday. It's like a day that everybody.
Speaker 1: Everybody lost their money.
Speaker 2: Haha.
Speaker 1: Who's your favorite like famous poker player to play against?
Speaker 1: Have you ever got to play against any of your heroes?
Speaker 2: Yes? Just recently. Actually Phil Hellmuth, Oh he's your hero. No, Phil,
Speaker 2: Ivy is my hero, but I my Ivy is.
Speaker 1: The is the blackfellow who people, uh is it weird?
Speaker 1: Is a black fella a little weird? I disagree. They
Speaker 1: compare him to Tiger Woods and he's very stoic. He
Speaker 1: doesn't seem like he's impressed. Yeah, it doesn't care that
Speaker 1: he bust out of a tournament because he wants to
Speaker 1: get to a cash game. And he's just always getting
Speaker 1: a back rub yeh for like eight hours a day.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know a lot about him.
Speaker 1: Why would you get a back rub that long?
Speaker 2: Well, it's ten tense, plain poker.
Speaker 1: It's just uncomfortable for the person.
Speaker 2: Well, they're getting paid.
Speaker 1: Well, I know they're getting paid well, but guess what
Speaker 1: they don't. It's like a little degrading anything. Do you
Speaker 1: like spas?
Speaker 2: I love spas.
Speaker 1: I love spas, best part of Vegas.
Speaker 2: Yes, what's your favorite spa?
Speaker 1: Well, I just go where I work.
Speaker 2: Where do you work?
Speaker 1: Well, i've for the fifteen years I worked at the Mirage. Okay,
Speaker 1: and let me tell you something about the last time
Speaker 1: I was in the spa there. All right, you're not
Speaker 1: going to believe the story. You're gonna think I'm making
Speaker 1: it up. I'm in the spa there, and the guy
Speaker 1: says to me, as well as you know, I've checked in.
Speaker 1: I do this every time. I have the same routine.
Speaker 1: But then you know the son of the Jacuzia. Hey
Speaker 1: there's a coffee filter. I don't just leave it on
Speaker 1: the floor. But why would I touch a coffee anyway?
Speaker 1: An old man had just recently shit on the floor
Speaker 1: and they put a coffee filter over it. They're like,
Speaker 1: we're waiting on somebody to come clean it up. I'm like,
Speaker 1: you clean it up. I didn't say that, but in
Speaker 1: my head, I'm like, I'm glad the seminoles bought you
Speaker 1: and they're blowing this place up. Get it because there's
Speaker 1: poop on the floor.
Speaker 2: Disgusting. Yes, when was this?
Speaker 1: How long ago was it? Pete? Two years ago? They knew.
Speaker 2: They were just like, we're going out of business anyway.
Speaker 1: Anyway, And now, I.
Speaker 2: So you said that this is your favorite spa.
Speaker 1: No, I said you like spots, I said, I like
Speaker 1: spots and get I only go to the ones where
Speaker 1: I work, and I happen to work there for fifteen year.
Speaker 1: Now I work at the Cosmopolitans. Oh, and I love
Speaker 1: their fourth grade. Yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 2: How often do you work there?
Speaker 1: It's none of your business?
Speaker 2: Oh god? Okay, Daniel Tosh.
Speaker 1: Dot com and check for dates. Now I'm there once
Speaker 1: twice or three once a month.
Speaker 2: Okay, that's kind of a lot.
Speaker 1: By the way, how messed up? Is it that they've
Speaker 1: changed the increments of time. It used to be sixty
Speaker 1: and ninety. Yeah, now it's fifty and eighty. Yeah, you
Speaker 1: don't think I don't fucking know what you're doing. Give
Speaker 1: me my ten minutes.
Speaker 2: We shouldow?
Speaker 1: Do you go ninety or go fifty ninety?
Speaker 2: Okay, well now eighty. But yeah we get local discounts.
Speaker 2: That's pretty cool.
Speaker 1: Maybe do that sometimes in Tahoe and it doesn't matter.
Speaker 2: All right, I got you cut off your own questions.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you've played against Phil. He's called the poker brat.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and that's why I loved it.
Speaker 1: And he blows up on people, right, but he's only
Speaker 1: a tournament player.
Speaker 2: Really really, yeah, but I played cash with him. So
Speaker 2: there was a show called The Big Game that Poker
Speaker 2: Stars did ten years ago where they picked an amateur
Speaker 2: poker player and they gave him a free roll like
Speaker 2: one hundred thousand dollars to play high stakes against pros,
Speaker 2: and so it was a really popular show and they
Speaker 2: just relaunched it and I got chosen to be the
Speaker 2: loose cannon like guest amateur player against Phil helm you
Speaker 2: with Jennifer Tilley, Alan Keating, all these you know, professional players.
Speaker 1: How much made you take off him?
Speaker 2: I did it. You have to watch the show. But
Speaker 2: there was a hand we got into that was really
Speaker 2: fun because I really wanted him to I guessed his
Speaker 2: exact hand and then I asked him if I could
Speaker 2: get him to fold it, and he said no, and
Speaker 2: so I put what I thought was a really big
Speaker 2: bed in it because he's kind of like a tight player,
Speaker 2: and it wasn't the nut It wasn't a nutted hand,
Speaker 2: so he like went in the tank for a little bit.
Speaker 2: He ended up calling and winning the pop. I think
Speaker 2: if he lot, if he folded it, I got into
Speaker 2: fold and I showed the bluff, then he would have
Speaker 2: exploded on me. And that's been one of my goals forever,
Speaker 2: is just to like get him to rate me.
Speaker 1: Okay, do you have a regular game in La?
Speaker 2: In La? I know I don't have like a regular
Speaker 2: probably a private game that.
Speaker 1: I do you ever? Do you ever played any casino? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm staying at the bike right now. So I
Speaker 2: like the bike.
Speaker 1: What's the hotel like there?
Speaker 2: It's nice, but the beds aren't very comfortable. Sorry, bicycle,
Speaker 2: you should fix that. But everything else it's nice. It's
Speaker 2: a nice casino.
Speaker 1: You gotta try all the beds, try all of them.
Speaker 1: Let's talk movies. Your favorite gambling movie?
Speaker 2: Oh, I mean Rounders is like definitely the Goat.
Speaker 1: What about Molly's Game?
Speaker 2: I liked Molly's Game. There's been like mixed reviews about it,
Speaker 2: but I liked it. I like Aaron Sorkin.
Speaker 1: Did you ever want to play Toby Maguire? Just because
Speaker 1: he's like.
Speaker 2: Dead money, terrifying actually.
Speaker 1: And apparently apparently he's got a real dark side.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what I hear.
Speaker 1: Is he called what was their group called the Pussy Posse? Yeah, yep,
Speaker 1: I think it was. Yeah, him and Leonardo DiCaprio, all
Speaker 1: those Guy Grosser, Yeah exactly. It's weird to here's say
Speaker 1: Leonardo's name and then immediate reaction is gross twenty one.
Speaker 1: What do you think those Mit nerds?
Speaker 2: Yeah, nerds, Kevin Spacey.
Speaker 1: Well, he's getting he's getting a redemption, I think.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Okay, you like him again?
Speaker 1: I got me. You know what movie you should watch?
Speaker 1: Did you ever see The Runner? No, it's with Courtney
Speaker 1: cox Is in it. Oh, there's only one scene that
Speaker 1: I like about it. Okay, I think he'd lost or
Speaker 1: was in the middle of a bet that had gone wrong,
Speaker 1: but he still has to go on a date with her,
Speaker 1: so he's compartmentalizing and he's trying to act like he
Speaker 1: doesn't care about this, yeah, this looming loss. And then
Speaker 1: all of a sudden, he gets sick to his stomach.
Speaker 1: He's like, I'm gonna shit, and he's like driving his
Speaker 1: car and he just starts flying through red lights in Vegas.
Speaker 1: He's like, I'm gonna ship and he's like a first
Speaker 1: date and she's just looking at He's just I'm shitting.
Speaker 2: I'm shitting. Oh god, oh god, ship coming. Oh my god,
Speaker 2: my god, Oh no, I'm shitting. Sorry, my god.
Speaker 1: For some reason, I love this movie.
Speaker 2: It's a great scene.
Speaker 1: Are you good at reading people?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I can show why.
Speaker 1: Why am I? It's just my thing. I'm just bad
Speaker 1: as because.
Speaker 2: You don't believe in ghosts, you're not in tune with
Speaker 2: the spiritual.
Speaker 1: I also want to believe what people say to me,
Speaker 1: So I'm like, sucker, right, I asked me a question,
Speaker 1: and and I'll try to either tell the truth they're lying.
Speaker 2: You're stoic, Yeah, true, Go ahead, Okay, have you ever
Speaker 2: done anal no? Liar.
Speaker 1: Why is that your go to question?
Speaker 2: That was the first thing I thought, because the shitting story.
Speaker 1: Do you do chip tricks?
Speaker 2: I can shuffle?
Speaker 1: I'm sure how many stack of ten each I could do.
Speaker 2: I could do one hundred. I mean one hundred, like
Speaker 2: a stack or a stack of twenty, so it's like
Speaker 2: one hundred dollars. Sorry, yeah, twenty.
Speaker 1: Have they updated the names of cards?
Speaker 2: What are what are your last references?
Speaker 1: Insurrection the j six Yeah.
Speaker 2: That's a new one. You knew it as a joke.
Speaker 2: Hitler's the Aces. No, yeah, Canadian aces, Canadian aces, fours, queens.
Speaker 1: Queens because Canadians love the queen. But she's dead. You
Speaker 1: got to change these names. Yeah, that's true. I always
Speaker 1: give people on the show a gift.
Speaker 2: But oh yeah, but I got a gift.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just stuff that I don't like in my house. Okay,
Speaker 1: I just go around my house and I take stuff.
Speaker 1: This somebody gave my wife. It's a deck of astrology.
Speaker 2: How did you know? I literally just mentioned your retrograde
Speaker 2: like highlight. Thank you.
Speaker 1: I figured that this is right up your alley. Then
Speaker 1: this is a game that I want you to play
Speaker 1: with your husband sometimes. Do you ever play left right center.
Speaker 2: Yeah, in a huge game with that was you're buying
Speaker 2: one dollar?
Speaker 1: Oh you got to up, you got to make it crazy?
Speaker 2: It was yeah three how much.
Speaker 1: Put each person pay? I call it left right center
Speaker 1: even technically called left center right? Do you already have it?
Speaker 2: I don't know. It was someone else's.
Speaker 1: Then the last thing that I got, I'm going to
Speaker 1: play if you don't mind, I'm gonna play your heads
Speaker 1: up for a bracelet. This is one my son made
Speaker 1: me that.
Speaker 2: You didn't give away one your son made.
Speaker 1: You know, if that's the bracelet you do, you only
Speaker 1: get one bracelet? Ok?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 1: Then this is one we just found recently, just as
Speaker 1: be kind. And then this one. My brother randomly bought
Speaker 1: me this from mister Porter. So it's probably actually nice,
Speaker 1: but it doesn't look nice to me. And I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna wear a bracelet. I wear my kids bracelets.
Speaker 2: And I want the one your son made, do you?
Speaker 2: Because I want you to fight for it?
Speaker 1: There you go? Yeah, guess what I don't at this one?
Speaker 1: It says heart D. He didn't even who shortens You
Speaker 1: can't get an a D just D and has lost
Speaker 1: its elasticity. It's gen z Man.
Speaker 2: They just.
Speaker 1: Oh, my gosh, how much money would you have to
Speaker 1: personally lose before you were like, oh, I got to
Speaker 1: stop playing poker.
Speaker 2: Oh that's a great question. Uh. I'm I'm kind of
Speaker 2: good with bank roll, so I like I couldn't see
Speaker 2: myself actually losing like a whole.
Speaker 1: You don't think you never go back to zero.
Speaker 2: I could go back to zero. I could back to zero.
Speaker 2: I still I would play still if I went back
Speaker 2: to zero, because I'm still getting income from like poker media.
Speaker 2: So even losing like that could go viral like those
Speaker 2: videos like people like to see people.
Speaker 1: Just like on the street homeless.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I just like lose their ship, like all of
Speaker 2: their ship.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 1: I just always think that's crazy to know that so
Speaker 1: many professional poker players.
Speaker 2: Go broke, go broke or worse, like they're like, yeah,
Speaker 2: super negative. Yeah, so you can get into makeup for
Speaker 2: years some of some people, you know, where there's plenty
Speaker 2: of stories of people that you know, had a really
Speaker 2: hot start and then they get backed and they play
Speaker 2: a lot of volume because you know, there's a lot
Speaker 2: of variants, and you have to play a lot of
Speaker 2: volume to like get through the variants, right, and then
Speaker 2: they just have bad variants and they're like two hundred
Speaker 2: thousand dollars in the negative, and now they have to
Speaker 2: play until they're out of that. So they could win
Speaker 2: fifty grand and like they have zero because they have
Speaker 2: to pay their backer.
Speaker 1: I don't like any of that. That's it seems stressful. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I want it to be fun. Yeah, bring me in
Speaker 1: a deck of cards and forty chips. What do you
Speaker 1: want to what do you want our buying to be
Speaker 1: a real number? Oh? I mean we have to play.
Speaker 2: We have to play money one hundred dollars all right,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna let you know. I don't have an edge here.
Speaker 1: Listen, it's not about an edge. And I'm not trying
Speaker 1: to make you look bad on camera or anything. I'm
Speaker 1: just we're just playing put on the table.
Speaker 2: Left right center.
Speaker 1: Oh, I play left right center for right now? Holy cow,
Speaker 1: I am nervous. How much longer is it going to
Speaker 1: take you? Guys? We've already had the money and the
Speaker 1: bracelet ready to gamble? Am, I chef, did you shuffle these?
Speaker 1: I shuffled them, doesn't matter. I'll give them a few
Speaker 1: little one sobers. Here? Do we need a dealer button?
Speaker 1: We do. I need something official here, Yeah, we.
Speaker 2: Do need to be official. Maybe that one of those
Speaker 2: shitty bracelets. Okay, that works. Why do you have dental floss?
Speaker 1: Why don't you have? What do you do? You just
Speaker 1: take your phone and go like this, I can't get it,
Speaker 1: and then your husband's like it's right there, and so me,
Speaker 1: I just excuse myself. I go to the bathroom. Hair,
Speaker 1: I have floss. Oh that's the Filipino and you such strong,
Speaker 1: beautiful hair. Is that racist to say that?
Speaker 2: No, we sell our hair.
Speaker 1: We sell our hair all right here we are, okay.
Speaker 2: So can I tell them though, that I don't have
Speaker 2: an edge and heads up?
Speaker 1: You don't you say whatever you want to cover you tell?
Speaker 2: I want to tell those bullshit. There's a lot of
Speaker 2: variants here, and heads up, and we're not doing a
Speaker 2: very large table size. I just want I don't want
Speaker 2: you get a big head.
Speaker 1: So no, that's not what this is for. This is
Speaker 1: just to win one hundred. Also, get your get your
Speaker 1: small blind in.
Speaker 2: Okay, there you go, yes, sir, and uh, no aunties.
Speaker 1: So if I'm the dealer, but I still deal you first. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: all right, no aunties. Okay, oh this is exciting, and well,
Speaker 1: how tell me, tell me if you guys can see? Okay,
Speaker 1: all right, good, all right, raise.
Speaker 2: To thirty whoa, whoa? Okay, oh god, this was rigged?
Speaker 1: What I did not It's not rigged at all. Why
Speaker 1: why did you push? Push?
Speaker 2: You push?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I raised and you shoved.
Speaker 1: I shove because what am I supposed to do with this?
Speaker 1: Heads up?
Speaker 2: Let's do out of three.
Speaker 1: Yes, we're gonna run it twice? All right? Oh, I
Speaker 1: got a heart.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, you're running really good right now? That's solid.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, there we go.
Speaker 2: All right, that's one that's really free. Oh my god,
Speaker 2: you're ten or no? Yeah, we need that king. I'm running.
Speaker 2: I'm drawing dead John so dead right now? Oh my god,
Speaker 2: damn it. Well you win the bracelet, I guess.
Speaker 1: Oh my son almost lost this. Yeah, Pasha, Well, I
Speaker 1: want to thank Nikki for being on the show. And
Speaker 1: if you're wondering if we played again, we did and
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