WEBVTT - we think you are toxic

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to this episode of.

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<v Speaker 2>Emergency in You has always got to get the last clap.

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<v Speaker 1>I know, to get the lap, and I have to

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<v Speaker 1>intro the podcast because if I don't intro the podcast,

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<v Speaker 1>who's gonna me?

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<v Speaker 2>Hello, I'm here.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I just like do it, right, I do it

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<v Speaker 1>with a cadence that like gets the people's ears perked

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<v Speaker 1>up and ready for an hour of absolute bullshit.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, well we'll start it off very quickly with the bullshit.

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<v Speaker 2>So we all know twenty twelve my calendar. Indang, how

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<v Speaker 2>scary boots that fucking was. Like I was in I

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<v Speaker 2>think like sixth grade. No, I was probably in like

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<v Speaker 2>first grade in twenty twelve. I was really young into that.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, because you're sixteen right now. So yeah you were,

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<v Speaker 1>because I was gonna say I was in like sixth

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<v Speaker 1>seventh grade, so you were definitely weird.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh you weren't like boring to hang out with me.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I was hanging out with your mom because I

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<v Speaker 1>banged her to have you.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh oh, so your mother, you really are.

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<v Speaker 1>My grand mother. I'm mother too, but I.

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<v Speaker 2>Am a firm believer. We all know how scary that was.

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<v Speaker 2>Like I was literally convinced that like a tsunami was

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<v Speaker 2>gonna eat me up in fucking Granberry, Texas, which is

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<v Speaker 2>fucking land locked, like three hundred miles into the fucking land.

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<v Speaker 2>But I was convinced I was gonna die. How do

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<v Speaker 2>we know we didn't die? How do we know everyone

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<v Speaker 2>in the world didn't die in twenty twelve and we

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<v Speaker 2>are just living in the hell right now.

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<v Speaker 1>I'd be so pissed because I would at least hope

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<v Speaker 1>that there would be an immediate change, like there would

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<v Speaker 1>be an immediate flip and like the world is crazy.

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<v Speaker 1>But if we actually did die and then life just

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<v Speaker 1>kind of kept pushing and then got like like global

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<v Speaker 1>warming is just like progressively getting worse, I'm like, that's

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<v Speaker 1>the hell we're living in.

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<v Speaker 2>They tricked us, They literally tricked us with twenty sixteen. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>they were like, this is the last good year. We're

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<v Speaker 2>showing you what life could be like, but instead you

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<v Speaker 2>get Donald Trump. Chomp, chomp, please save me.

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<v Speaker 1>Honestly, Like, I'm grateful for Chomp in a lot of ways,

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<v Speaker 1>A lot of ways being how many awesome jokes like

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<v Speaker 1>that there are. Think about like if we could have

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<v Speaker 1>say Donald chomp, like what would be.

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<v Speaker 2>There and filling the air with it, please please please.

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<v Speaker 1>Breaking the glasses. Literally wouldn't open the door, Like what

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<v Speaker 1>did he think was gonna happen?

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<v Speaker 2>Like Trump was literally going to say He's.

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<v Speaker 1>We're gonna go off, and it was gonna be like

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<v Speaker 1>Donald Trump all the walkie talking and be like, let him.

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<v Speaker 2>Go, let him go. He's one of my members.

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<v Speaker 1>Also, I feel like I need to clarify I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>actually grateful for Donald Trump.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, I thought you actually were so thank you for.

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<v Speaker 1>I felt like, I know, like a lot of our

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<v Speaker 1>like beliefs aligned with each other, me and Chomp, So

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, oh, I hope nobody actually believes.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, yeah, Well the one thing that Chomp did

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<v Speaker 2>eat with the one thing he did, one good thing

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<v Speaker 2>he said, one good thing his entire life.

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<v Speaker 1>I think I know what you're gonna say, and.

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<v Speaker 2>It was fake news. With fake news. He really did that.

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<v Speaker 1>Just like circles back to our conversation about how like

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<v Speaker 1>conservatives and like all those like right wing people, they

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<v Speaker 1>are really good with the catch words. But they're so

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<v Speaker 1>good with those little catchphrases and words because that's how

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<v Speaker 1>they ended up there in the first place.

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<v Speaker 2>They got captured they got tricked by.

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<v Speaker 1>By leto like the lingo is what brought them in.

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<v Speaker 1>So then they get like, hello, demon Crat is really

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<v Speaker 1>fucking good, Like I stand.

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<v Speaker 2>Hello, are you okay?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm right here, right here?

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<v Speaker 2>What's the other one that you and Ryan really like?

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<v Speaker 1>Please send it to me, Rachel, Jesus was seen, we are, Rachel,

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, show me to me. Please send it

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<v Speaker 1>to me, Rachel. He was literally seen in Ohio. Please

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<v Speaker 1>send it to me. Oh no, please, oh my god?

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<v Speaker 1>Which one send it to me? Baby? Which one is

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<v Speaker 1>it on? TikTok? Well me, I'm kidding. You don't do that,

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<v Speaker 1>do you know that?

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<v Speaker 2>You know the instok The background behind that is that

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<v Speaker 2>like it was when everyone was like saying, like their parents'

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<v Speaker 2>favorite musician or celebrity diet and she couldn't say a

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<v Speaker 2>celebrity because her parents didn't or her mom didn't give

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<v Speaker 2>a fuck about a celebrity, so she just said Jesus

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<v Speaker 2>Christ appeared in fucking a Walmart parking lot in Ohio,

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<v Speaker 2>Like what does that look like?

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<v Speaker 1>That actually had me and were I'm thinking, because we

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<v Speaker 1>were like, dude, if you saw Jesus, would he be

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<v Speaker 1>humongous or would he just be like our sives like

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<v Speaker 1>I do.

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<v Speaker 2>I always imagine him like being our size.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, just like a normal dude, like walking around. And

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<v Speaker 1>then like I I feel like there's so many people

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<v Speaker 1>who just like kind of serve Jesus that if I

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<v Speaker 1>saw Jesus, I wouldn't know me.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, I give.

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<v Speaker 1>They were the opposite of Jesus for sinning and going

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<v Speaker 1>to hell.

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<v Speaker 2>Then yeah, I guess you know, you know what a

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<v Speaker 2>lot of people like, you know who. A lot of

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<v Speaker 2>people say I look like Beyonce, Like a lot of

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<v Speaker 2>people say a lot of people say me and Beyonce

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<v Speaker 2>are like twins.

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<v Speaker 1>But isn't there a video of a girl saying that it's.

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<v Speaker 2>I think her name is New York but she's like Beyonce.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, because I dude, I'm just having too many

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<v Speaker 1>like references of videos pop in my head. So we

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<v Speaker 1>need to move on, because my brain is like spinning

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<v Speaker 1>because I was thinking of like this is so humiliating,

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<v Speaker 1>Like I was like, that sounds like something Bambi would

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<v Speaker 1>have said, but keep going.

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<v Speaker 2>You're weird, Okay, I'm not so so I know, and

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<v Speaker 2>like the last oh, I want to address this real quick.

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<v Speaker 2>This fucking thing. A lot of bitches have been saying,

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<v Speaker 2>like Drew's always on that damn phone, like get up

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<v Speaker 2>that damn phone, Like no, you don't realize it's open

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<v Speaker 2>in the notes app. And it's how this podcast runs

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<v Speaker 2>is me looking at this fucking phone, so suck my

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<v Speaker 2>nuts from the back. I'm dead fucking serious, Like I'm

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<v Speaker 2>not even playing serious.

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<v Speaker 1>But what was I need to eat from the back?

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<v Speaker 1>Sloppy style?

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<v Speaker 2>Ew. Someone's dad saw the podcast and said, like, I

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<v Speaker 2>like her, but like his energy is really fucking.

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<v Speaker 1>Scared, Like he didn't like the way you touch your phone,

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<v Speaker 1>which I do agree with. Drew does touch his phone

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<v Speaker 1>like he shouldn't be touching it, like it's really weird.

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<v Speaker 2>Exactly we shouldn't. These these are the real demons. Let's

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<v Speaker 2>talk about it.

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<v Speaker 1>It's black mirror. That's your black mirror. I ever thought about.

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<v Speaker 2>That, looking at it when it closes, you're looking back

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<v Speaker 2>at yourself. I showed I told someone that when we

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<v Speaker 2>were camping, and they were like, WHOA. I literally never

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<v Speaker 2>thought about that.

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<v Speaker 1>Interacted with people who like are actually normal and living

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<v Speaker 1>their life as we, like humans were intended to. And

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<v Speaker 1>when you say things that have been regurgitated on the

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<v Speaker 1>Internet eighteen times. You sound like a genius, Like they

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<v Speaker 1>just can't believe it.

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<v Speaker 2>I literally sounded. I was like so pseudo intellectual.

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<v Speaker 1>You to him, you were Alan Watson that moment. He

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<v Speaker 1>was like, wow, oh my god, Well, shitting on your

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<v Speaker 1>period is like if you try, just.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't poop, girls don't. That's what I g the nastiest

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<v Speaker 2>ship you've literally, I think ever said ever. And like

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<v Speaker 2>I'm almost like we should cut that, like I was,

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<v Speaker 2>It's only it's only nasty because one you're lying because

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<v Speaker 2>girls don't poop, hello, And two girls don't have periods.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, no, girls like have periods, Like, so girls.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't poop, you're inferring. You're inferring that girls don't poop,

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<v Speaker 2>and you just know what.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm saying, Like both are just like true statements.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, wait, you should be a comedian because you're like hilarious.

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<v Speaker 1>Fuck you, Oh my god, you would do so good

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<v Speaker 1>if you like actually tried out that.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow. But okay, So in the past couple episodes, I've

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<v Speaker 2>been thinking about things that are like barbaric that we

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<v Speaker 2>do now, and one of them I thought about is

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<v Speaker 2>so my mom and my sister and a lot of

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<v Speaker 2>girls in my life all do this, but they go

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<v Speaker 2>to a lash technician and get false eyelashes installed into

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<v Speaker 2>their fucking eyes. And that's crazy. Like that's really really,

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<v Speaker 2>really crazy, And I'm like, yeah, swaggy right now, I

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<v Speaker 2>get it, like full eyelashes, curt like you're giving everything

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<v Speaker 2>you wanted to give, but like it's the fantasy, but like,

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<v Speaker 2>really think about that, and it's like hot gluing like

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<v Speaker 2>hairs to your hairs. Like I don't know, it's really crazy.

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<v Speaker 1>It's kind of like hair extensions though, but like for

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<v Speaker 1>your eyes. I guess it is insane because also like

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<v Speaker 1>how risky it is, Like we shouldn't be putting glue

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<v Speaker 1>near our eyes. Oh did you have to like make

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<v Speaker 1>that much noise of it?

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<v Speaker 2>M I'm a Stanley girl, now I'm a Stanley cup.

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<v Speaker 1>Fuck did you get that? Because I came home and

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<v Speaker 1>that was just in the house and we've only been

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<v Speaker 1>apart from each other for like twelve hours.

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<v Speaker 2>So on the way to Ryan's, I stopped at Dick's

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<v Speaker 2>Sporting Goods. Well, I stopped there because the title stopped

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<v Speaker 2>there because Dix. I was like, oh, like, oh okay, Dick.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, because Grinder was down yesterday, so you're really.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, my pastor's name is Dick. But I went to

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<v Speaker 2>Dix because I was charging my car because I almost

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<v Speaker 2>I literally I don't have a Tesla. I don't have that.

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<v Speaker 2>I never did that.

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<v Speaker 1>No, yeah, because you hate us.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Elon musk Hello would never support that man. But

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<v Speaker 2>I had to stop at this parking lot to go

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<v Speaker 2>to Dick's Sporting Goods because I haven't been until long.

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<v Speaker 2>In that store is like literally one of my favorite

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<v Speaker 2>places on earth, like as a kid growing up, because

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<v Speaker 2>like I was in an of sports, like I loved sports,

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<v Speaker 2>like I literally played so many sports growing up. But

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<v Speaker 2>I wanted to like see what it felt like in

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<v Speaker 2>there because I was like having to pass the time.

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<v Speaker 2>And then I saw like a whole shelf of these,

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<v Speaker 2>and I was like, girl, fuck hydro flask literally fuck

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<v Speaker 2>hydroflask me, not for me.

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<v Speaker 1>If you want to ever send me something, please do please.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm so hard to get hydroflast pr in like twenty nineteen.

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<v Speaker 2>Say, I've had this ship, I've been by your side

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<v Speaker 2>for years, and I haven't gotten my flowers at all.

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<v Speaker 2>So I'm a Stanley Cup girl and so further notice

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<v Speaker 2>and this fits in the cup holder and I called it.

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<v Speaker 1>But Hydro did start competing with that, and now they

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<v Speaker 1>make cups.

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<v Speaker 2>I saw it car and I was really hoping they

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<v Speaker 2>came out with like a came out, came down hold on,

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<v Speaker 2>I was really hoping they came out of the closet,

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<v Speaker 2>but I was hoping they would come out with one

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<v Speaker 2>that was like brushed aluminum, Like, oh my god, I

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<v Speaker 2>went I loved that.

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<v Speaker 1>Like custom hydro flasks. This isn't like an as for

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<v Speaker 1>these brands. So we're just like going on a tangent

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<v Speaker 1>about it. I think the shape of that cup is

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<v Speaker 1>really fucking disgusting. You when I hate it, it's me

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<v Speaker 1>when you've had it for six hours, you're like, that's

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<v Speaker 1>what I thought when I first got it. Well, I

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<v Speaker 1>have one, Like, can you hold it from down there?

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<v Speaker 1>Because I just want to see what it.

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<v Speaker 2>Looks like, like I have to hold my mic up.

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<v Speaker 1>Actually, we're gonna go, oh, this is the heaviest thing ever.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's big, it's got more water in it. I

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<v Speaker 2>have to fix my mic because I have to like

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<v Speaker 2>hold it up, and it's fucking pissing me off.

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<v Speaker 1>So, oh my god. Oh well, ever since I got

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<v Speaker 1>my texting and driving ticket, yes I text and drive. Hello,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't anymore because now I'm actually scared. But I actually,

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<v Speaker 1>I will say I think I am of all the

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<v Speaker 1>people we know, I might be the best at my

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<v Speaker 1>phone usage to driving. Yeah, like I do really do

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<v Speaker 1>my best. And if I have to reply, like I

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<v Speaker 1>will like use a voice to like I said, so

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<v Speaker 1>many voice my most because usually I'll be in the card.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, oh, yeah, you are really good about that.

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<v Speaker 2>But me, I'm scrolling through TikTok and driving like it's crazy.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm watching a YouTube video like I hacked my phone

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<v Speaker 2>like it's crazy. Yeah, no, no, no, I'm just fucking kidding.

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<v Speaker 2>I literally don't do that. But I did do something

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<v Speaker 2>really concerning today where like I parked my car and

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<v Speaker 2>I got out, and I had like a duffel bag

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<v Speaker 2>and I had this big ass, stupid fucking water bottle

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<v Speaker 2>that's like so fucking to use your phone, and I

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<v Speaker 2>had like a pair of shoes in one hand, and

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<v Speaker 2>like I just had a bunch of shit in my

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<v Speaker 2>hands and then my wallet in my other hand and

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<v Speaker 2>my phone on top of it. And I was like

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<v Speaker 2>carrying all this shit and like scrolling and watching TikTok

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<v Speaker 2>with all this shit in my hand, and I was

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<v Speaker 2>like that is oh. I was like, oh my god,

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<v Speaker 2>like this is like a this is a problem. Like

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<v Speaker 2>I need to like literally go to rehab for my phone.

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<v Speaker 2>And I'm not even fucking kidding because I went to

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<v Speaker 2>the woods, wasn't able to use it for four days

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<v Speaker 2>and I came back and I have like quadrupled my

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<v Speaker 2>screen time, Like it's oh my god.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean I've been pretty bummed this past week, so

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<v Speaker 1>my screen time has been so bad, Like my TikTok

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<v Speaker 1>screen time got so bad that I have started to

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<v Speaker 1>be fed tiktoks I've already liked. And that's you know,

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<v Speaker 1>it's really bad. You know this app is like starting

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<v Speaker 1>to repeat on it because it's like but I literally

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<v Speaker 1>don't know what else you're beating. Yeah, I'm like, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>beating the time it takes for people to make more content.

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<v Speaker 2>You know when it gets really bad is when you

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<v Speaker 2>get past that point and then they start recommending videos

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<v Speaker 2>with zero light.

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<v Speaker 1>It's either zero or like like eight million, like so

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<v Speaker 1>many I almost want to see right now, Like I

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<v Speaker 1>haven't been on it as much like the past two

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<v Speaker 1>days hello, and I want to see if it's going

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<v Speaker 1>to do that, like if it's like top light look three.

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<v Speaker 2>Like yeah, thirty nine exactly.

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<v Speaker 1>And then it's like a few normal ones that I

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<v Speaker 1>would maybe interact with, but then it's like gotten into

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of like the cap cut shit.

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<v Speaker 2>Where it's just yeah templates, like.

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<v Speaker 1>Weird templates, and then it's like like high school drama,

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<v Speaker 1>like when he doesn't text you back, like weird, like

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<v Speaker 1>eight million liked tiktoks.

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<v Speaker 2>And then like one hundred ads are like, oh, this

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<v Speaker 2>is like an ad watcher, like they're gonna just get

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<v Speaker 2>make us meet our quota, and I'm fed like four

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<v Speaker 2>ads in a row, like four in a row. It's

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<v Speaker 2>like cram crazy, four motherfuckers for the bitches that were

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<v Speaker 2>gonna clip that and say four, oh he put up three,

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<v Speaker 2>like what the hell? Four?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, because I brought the ticket thing up because I

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<v Speaker 1>was driving the other day and thinking about how most

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<v Speaker 1>people like a ticket doesn't stop them from interacting with

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<v Speaker 1>a habit like that, Like it's we just live in

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<v Speaker 1>a day and age where grabbing your phone is such

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<v Speaker 1>a within a split second if you're free, so if

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<v Speaker 1>you're out a red light er in traffic, you're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>grab your phone. Because that's how I got caught. I

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<v Speaker 1>was like on the highway and stand still traffic, and

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<v Speaker 1>I was fully on my phone. I think I already

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<v Speaker 1>told the story. I looked up at him. I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>oh my god, this is embarrassing whatever. But a way

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<v Speaker 1>to curb that would have to be when the cop

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<v Speaker 1>comes up to you, you legally have to screen record

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<v Speaker 1>what you were looking at and bring it to court,

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<v Speaker 1>like imagine to go to cor Like, so I was

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<v Speaker 1>on Google Max I fucking hates Instagram page because I

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<v Speaker 1>needed to see their story and what they were up

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<v Speaker 1>to or like. So I was texting about like this,

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<v Speaker 1>this and that, Like I like having to show like

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<v Speaker 1>what exactly you were watching.

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<v Speaker 2>See. I've literally always thought about that, like how it

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<v Speaker 2>would be if like I was on my phone, but

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<v Speaker 2>I was literally looking at like Google Maps or some shit,

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<v Speaker 2>and they're like, I saw you on your phone, and

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, no, I swear like I was on

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<v Speaker 2>Google Maps. Like that's always if I ever do get caught,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just gonna switch over to Google Maps really quickly.

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<v Speaker 1>My shit is connected to car play and I literally

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<v Speaker 1>am like with it in my hand, but the directions

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<v Speaker 1>are right down. I'm like, oh, I just need like.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, don't don't text and drive. It's so easy

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<v Speaker 2>not to do that. Don't use your fucking phone and drive.

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<v Speaker 2>It's so easy not to. We're not good influences. Don't

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<v Speaker 2>do as we do, do as I say.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm actually pretty good about it, though, but I was

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<v Speaker 1>so shocked when I got stopped for that. I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>are you freaking serious? Blow? And then I already said this,

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<v Speaker 1>so I'm just gonna repeat myself. When he went back

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<v Speaker 1>to his card write the ticket like I wasn't touching

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<v Speaker 1>my phone as if I was on punish man, I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, I already got caught using it, Like I

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<v Speaker 1>might as well just get on it.

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<v Speaker 2>We had pride and you did do it in his face. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Also, I feel like I have never mind. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>have to do anything.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, this is just a car episode because we have

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<v Speaker 2>a few things that happened. So we went to miss

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<v Speaker 2>Devin Lee Carlson's birthday. Yes, we're invited to like major

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<v Speaker 2>socialite events like every party you've ever heard of in La.

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<v Speaker 2>We go to because we are the it girls like

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<v Speaker 2>the people Your favorites favorite is me and Ya. Me

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<v Speaker 2>and arm like we're your favorites favorites like Sasha Kobe,

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<v Speaker 2>your favorite drag Queen's favorite drag queen is Sasha Koby.

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<v Speaker 2>Your favorite person's favorite person is me and Ya.

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<v Speaker 1>So true, it's almost like bad we always have to

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<v Speaker 1>say no to social I.

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<v Speaker 2>Know, because we're so booked and doing it all the

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<v Speaker 2>time and we're not laying in phone in bed on

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<v Speaker 2>our phone. Yeah. But on the way home, Kai wanted

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<v Speaker 2>us to drive him and I was sober that night.

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<v Speaker 2>So I was driving and I was driving in his car,

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<v Speaker 2>and Kyle like came up to me and was like, hey,

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<v Speaker 2>like can you take me home? Like I don't want

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<v Speaker 2>to have to uber this way? And I was like sure,

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<v Speaker 2>Like what is like six minutes away or something. It

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<v Speaker 2>was like seventeen minutes out of the fucking way.

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<v Speaker 1>I know. It was like when you said that. Also,

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<v Speaker 1>I was just chewing on my finger so crazy in

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<v Speaker 1>the mic, and I know it sounded crazy, but when

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<v Speaker 1>you were like, yeah, I know it's on the way,

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<v Speaker 1>I looked at the map and I was like, bitch,

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<v Speaker 1>that is not on the way. I literally like out

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<v Speaker 1>of the way, but I wasn't gonna fight it because

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't mind. Also, I was like having fun being

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<v Speaker 1>in the car listening to music, like it.

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<v Speaker 2>Was a key it was a literal key blast. Well,

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<v Speaker 2>we're pulling out and I literally crashed in his car

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<v Speaker 2>within three seconds, like I drive it up on the

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<v Speaker 2>curb and like and it's like.

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<v Speaker 1>Brushed the underside of my bumper.

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<v Speaker 2>Everyone was like dying laughing, and I was like, guys,

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<v Speaker 2>it's literally not funny, Like this isn't funny.

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<v Speaker 1>So I was like, oh, of course this fucking happened

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<v Speaker 1>to me. This is not fucking funny.

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<v Speaker 2>I jumped out and I like went and looked at it,

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<v Speaker 2>and everything was like pretty much normal, and I was like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>like we're good, Like let's let's keep driving. And we

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<v Speaker 2>get on the freeway and I get a notification on

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<v Speaker 2>it in his car and it's like the tire pressure

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<v Speaker 2>and I'm like, oh, I just click okay and ignore

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<v Speaker 2>it because like that shit always pops up. And then

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<v Speaker 2>it pops up again and I click okay again and

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<v Speaker 2>I'm ignoring it and then I'm like, okay, the third

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<v Speaker 2>time is popped up three times now, like I need

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<v Speaker 2>to look at this, and it's like one tire then

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<v Speaker 2>not the tire that I hit, but the tire on

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<v Speaker 2>the opposite side is like fourteen percent or fourteen ps i,

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<v Speaker 2>thirteen psi, ten psi. And I'm like, guys, we have

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<v Speaker 2>a fucking flat. And everyone's like, no, we don't shut up,

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<v Speaker 2>and I'm like, we have a fucking flat. And we

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<v Speaker 2>were on the freeway and we almost fucking died, y'all.

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<v Speaker 2>Like it was so scary.

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<v Speaker 1>I told everybody after him, and like everybody who we

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<v Speaker 1>saw the next day was like, yeah, what'd you GetUp to.

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<v Speaker 1>He was like, well, we almost died, but other than that,

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<v Speaker 1>like things have been good, but it was just really scary,

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<v Speaker 1>Like you're so annoying you say it to everybody, and

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<v Speaker 1>then they always look at me because obviously we were together,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm just like like.

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<v Speaker 2>Let it literally he's but yeah, we literally almost flipped

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<v Speaker 2>and died like times, and it's all Kaids fault.

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<v Speaker 1>Basically, I bet I put something in there because we

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<v Speaker 1>refuse to hang out with him, and he's like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to make them hang out with me, and

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<v Speaker 1>he knew that he'd get us on the side of

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<v Speaker 1>the road for like twenty five minutes. So when the

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<v Speaker 1>tire went flat, I was I saw somebody being like

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<v Speaker 1>in and you stop mentioning being drunk or high on

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<v Speaker 1>the episodes, because I think every story, I'm like, I

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<v Speaker 1>was drunk, but this is just for contact. I was

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<v Speaker 1>drunk and I know how to change a tire, but

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, bitch, I don't want to do that

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<v Speaker 1>right now, Like no, I didn't get who.

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<v Speaker 2>The fuck said that. Yeah, I know, fucking nerd loser, loser,

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<v Speaker 2>virgin loser.

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<v Speaker 1>But I was inebriated and I didn't want to change

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<v Speaker 1>a tire in that moment. So in my head, I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just gonna call Triple A. I don't want my

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<v Speaker 1>trunk is full of shit. Getting the spear out is

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<v Speaker 1>too much. I didn't want to do it. But then

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<v Speaker 1>something clicked in me because I remembered how much fun

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<v Speaker 1>I have changing tires. I literally get a kick out

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<v Speaker 1>of it, Like it is so fun. I've changed like

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<v Speaker 1>four tires in the past two years, and they always

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<v Speaker 1>pop around me because God wants to give me a

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<v Speaker 1>fun game to play. If that kind of stuff was

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<v Speaker 1>happening to me all the time, actually, no, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>want to listen to their mine. I was gonna say

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<v Speaker 1>that would.

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<v Speaker 2>Be fun, but like, my tire is gonna explode on

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<v Speaker 2>the freeway and I'm gonna roll thirteen times and God's

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<v Speaker 2>gonna be like, fix that, bitch, and I will.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll fucking like back together in cartoons when it's like

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<v Speaker 1>really fast going around, it's like yeah, yeah. But basically

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<v Speaker 1>I was the saving queen of the night because I

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<v Speaker 1>fix the tire all by myself and insert video now.

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<v Speaker 2>Girl the tire on? Yeah, how there do you? Guys?

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<v Speaker 2>We try to help, but she wouldn't let us.

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<v Speaker 1>Man the barny movie down to be and Josie and

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<v Speaker 1>Kai Drew told them. While we had the tire up

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<v Speaker 1>and we were like putting the spear on and screwing

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<v Speaker 1>the bolts in, Drew kept saying to Kay and Josie, like,

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<v Speaker 1>be careful putting the spear in the trunk because don't

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<v Speaker 1>push it off of the what is it called like

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<v Speaker 1>a crank? He was like, don't don't push it off

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<v Speaker 1>of there. Don't push it off of there, bitch. They

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<v Speaker 1>didn't fucking listen, and they pushed the tire into the

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<v Speaker 1>trunk too hard. And the car fell right onto the

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<v Speaker 1>spear and the screw thing knocked into my mouth and

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<v Speaker 1>I got to bust the lip because of Kay and Josiah. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>they never let them live that down, because they literally

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<v Speaker 1>fucking hit me, which is so weird because I'm their

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<v Speaker 1>friend and I like, I do care for them and

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<v Speaker 1>I'm always looking out for them. But just in a

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<v Speaker 1>split second for joy or like as a joke, they

0:21:42.040 --> 0:21:43.440
<v Speaker 1>decided they wanted to bust my lip.

0:21:43.560 --> 0:21:46.119
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they really weird. Literally made it in your fucking

0:21:46.160 --> 0:21:49.480
<v Speaker 2>bleed and they almost ripped my fingers off. I was

0:21:49.520 --> 0:21:53.639
<v Speaker 2>so scared. I was literally so scared. But then the

0:21:53.720 --> 0:21:56.159
<v Speaker 2>next day we go to the beach. We have a

0:21:56.240 --> 0:21:58.760
<v Speaker 2>key at the beach for Zamar's birthday, and then we're

0:21:58.840 --> 0:22:03.040
<v Speaker 2>driving home. Guys, I've never seen this happen before, but

0:22:03.160 --> 0:22:07.119
<v Speaker 2>me and Enya witness RoadHead happen. Oh yeah, we forgot

0:22:07.160 --> 0:22:07.440
<v Speaker 2>about it.

0:22:08.080 --> 0:22:09.240
<v Speaker 1>It was so insane.

0:22:09.280 --> 0:22:11.320
<v Speaker 2>It was so lit too. It was so weird.

0:22:11.359 --> 0:22:12.840
<v Speaker 1>I was like, what else happened in the car?

0:22:13.080 --> 0:22:16.320
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it was so lit because like we see the

0:22:16.320 --> 0:22:17.960
<v Speaker 2>car in front of us like swerve out of the way,

0:22:18.000 --> 0:22:20.000
<v Speaker 2>and then he's like, what the fuck is that? And

0:22:20.040 --> 0:22:20.400
<v Speaker 2>we drive.

0:22:20.480 --> 0:22:22.080
<v Speaker 1>It was like the middle of the day on a Sunday.

0:22:22.160 --> 0:22:23.760
<v Speaker 1>So in my head, I'm like, there's no way you're drunk.

0:22:23.840 --> 0:22:24.920
<v Speaker 1>Something's happening in there.

0:22:25.080 --> 0:22:27.960
<v Speaker 2>And then like Enya like says, she sees a girl's

0:22:27.960 --> 0:22:29.119
<v Speaker 2>hair like pop up.

0:22:29.160 --> 0:22:32.040
<v Speaker 1>Really yeah, because like when he sworeved, I saw through

0:22:32.080 --> 0:22:35.240
<v Speaker 1>the thing like his arm go like this, and her

0:22:35.280 --> 0:22:36.159
<v Speaker 1>head was lifting up.

0:22:36.160 --> 0:22:39.240
<v Speaker 2>So I was like hmm wait, and so I'm like,

0:22:39.280 --> 0:22:42.000
<v Speaker 2>in your speed up, I'm like, speed up, please speed around.

0:22:42.040 --> 0:22:43.960
<v Speaker 2>So we like jerk out of our lane and start

0:22:44.040 --> 0:22:46.719
<v Speaker 2>jerking off, and like we pull up next to the

0:22:46.760 --> 0:22:48.560
<v Speaker 2>car and we look.

0:22:48.440 --> 0:22:51.160
<v Speaker 1>Over and she was nowhere to be seen.

0:22:51.359 --> 0:22:53.360
<v Speaker 2>She was nowhere to be seen. And he's like looking over,

0:22:53.440 --> 0:22:55.200
<v Speaker 2>he has like the biggest smile on his face. He's

0:22:55.200 --> 0:22:57.280
<v Speaker 2>like cheeky, he's like happy about it, and he knows

0:22:57.400 --> 0:22:59.000
<v Speaker 2>we know. And then like he.

0:22:59.080 --> 0:23:01.520
<v Speaker 1>Just watched me like a fucking perber.

0:23:01.800 --> 0:23:05.560
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, he knows, we know. And so he's laughing.

0:23:05.640 --> 0:23:07.960
<v Speaker 2>We're laughing, and then we've slowed down a little bit,

0:23:07.960 --> 0:23:09.320
<v Speaker 2>and then we speed back up because I'm like, wait,

0:23:09.320 --> 0:23:11.919
<v Speaker 2>hold on, no, there's no way. And then she's now

0:23:12.000 --> 0:23:12.560
<v Speaker 2>back in the.

0:23:12.560 --> 0:23:14.480
<v Speaker 1>Seat and they're all like cracking.

0:23:14.600 --> 0:23:17.159
<v Speaker 2>They're looking at us like cracking the fuck up. And

0:23:17.160 --> 0:23:21.080
<v Speaker 2>then we're just like and like we celebrate like.

0:23:21.119 --> 0:23:23.960
<v Speaker 1>Tearing back, and I'm like, damn, y'all are so cool

0:23:24.000 --> 0:23:27.960
<v Speaker 1>because it was weird for us, Like they're doing no.

0:23:28.160 --> 0:23:30.520
<v Speaker 2>I was gonna say, they're literally getting headed in public,

0:23:30.560 --> 0:23:31.200
<v Speaker 2>Like we were.

0:23:31.119 --> 0:23:32.200
<v Speaker 1>Just into that.

0:23:32.400 --> 0:23:34.320
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we were just saying that they were like drinking

0:23:34.359 --> 0:23:35.280
<v Speaker 2>that just because we.

0:23:35.240 --> 0:23:37.439
<v Speaker 1>Had to make sure they weren't drinking off the floor.

0:23:37.760 --> 0:23:40.680
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, exactly, because it's really or she passed out,

0:23:40.800 --> 0:23:42.360
<v Speaker 2>like I was just.

0:23:42.320 --> 0:23:44.800
<v Speaker 1>Like looking at her. Also, on the way to the beach,

0:23:44.800 --> 0:23:47.320
<v Speaker 1>we had another car interaction. I really had to poop

0:23:47.359 --> 0:23:49.040
<v Speaker 1>and somebody just so happened to have a thing that

0:23:49.080 --> 0:23:51.200
<v Speaker 1>said honk if you need to poop, and we honked

0:23:51.240 --> 0:23:53.240
<v Speaker 1>and they were I've never seen someone happier about someone

0:23:53.240 --> 0:23:55.000
<v Speaker 1>else thinking to ship, but it was really cute.

0:23:55.080 --> 0:23:59.240
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we celebrated together, guys. Roads in La are so fun.

0:23:59.400 --> 0:24:02.040
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, ours, we're guests together. Everybody's like stop, car stop,

0:24:02.080 --> 0:24:04.239
<v Speaker 1>car stop cars, Like we live in like a car

0:24:04.320 --> 0:24:06.760
<v Speaker 1>dominated population, but look at what it does for us.

0:24:07.000 --> 0:24:10.159
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we get RoadHead stories and poop stories.

0:24:10.920 --> 0:24:14.480
<v Speaker 1>Right well, and feminist anthems, No.

0:24:16.040 --> 0:24:25.000
<v Speaker 2>Whoa well? Last episode two episodes ago, I mentioned that

0:24:25.280 --> 0:24:28.639
<v Speaker 2>I am afraid of getting blood clots. Now I have

0:24:28.760 --> 0:24:29.920
<v Speaker 2>a new thing. I'm afraid.

0:24:30.119 --> 0:24:31.480
<v Speaker 1>I thought you were going to like line and say

0:24:31.480 --> 0:24:32.320
<v Speaker 1>you had a blood cloth.

0:24:32.400 --> 0:24:36.560
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. I almost died, guys, No, I literally did almost

0:24:36.640 --> 0:24:41.160
<v Speaker 2>die though. So my new fear is rabies. Like I'm

0:24:41.240 --> 0:24:43.640
<v Speaker 2>convinced that I'm gonna get rabies. Y'all.

0:24:44.000 --> 0:24:47.159
<v Speaker 1>Wait, what animals carry rabies? Is it mammals?

0:24:47.200 --> 0:24:50.720
<v Speaker 2>Most of them? Bats carry raby really do though?

0:24:50.760 --> 0:24:52.760
<v Speaker 1>Like, what does rabies really do to air?

0:24:53.000 --> 0:24:57.280
<v Speaker 2>It makes you literally homophobic or hydrophobia.

0:24:57.320 --> 0:25:01.160
<v Speaker 1>Oh, I have rabies. I think it makes you hide

0:25:01.200 --> 0:25:02.600
<v Speaker 1>your phobic literally.

0:25:02.320 --> 0:25:02.960
<v Speaker 2>It's so scary.

0:25:02.960 --> 0:25:06.159
<v Speaker 1>And this you already are you stinky bitch like shower

0:25:06.240 --> 0:25:12.840
<v Speaker 1>bit You got rabies And that's what hyprophobia actually also

0:25:12.920 --> 0:25:15.399
<v Speaker 1>to do with like drinking water, yes, which I know

0:25:15.440 --> 0:25:17.439
<v Speaker 1>a lot of y'all who have that because you refused

0:25:17.440 --> 0:25:22.040
<v Speaker 1>to stop squirting those little fucking liquid and like strawberry

0:25:22.119 --> 0:25:24.439
<v Speaker 1>packets into your water. I saw this girl take this

0:25:24.560 --> 0:25:27.880
<v Speaker 1>huge gallon and she put like red for she put

0:25:27.880 --> 0:25:31.439
<v Speaker 1>like a bunch of red forty in it, like strawberry selsy.

0:25:31.520 --> 0:25:32.600
<v Speaker 1>It is like all this shit.

0:25:32.960 --> 0:25:35.359
<v Speaker 2>I can't talk my ship on this, like I think it.

0:25:35.560 --> 0:25:37.960
<v Speaker 2>I want like, like you're not drinking water, I want

0:25:37.960 --> 0:25:40.760
<v Speaker 2>strawberry cake flavored water. I'm sorry, Like that sounds good

0:25:40.800 --> 0:25:45.439
<v Speaker 2>to me, That's disgusting. So the thing with brabies is

0:25:46.119 --> 0:25:47.960
<v Speaker 2>so you can like be sleeping in a tin and

0:25:48.040 --> 0:25:49.720
<v Speaker 2>I or you can be chilling in your bed with

0:25:49.760 --> 0:25:53.160
<v Speaker 2>your window open while you're sleeping and a bat flies

0:25:53.200 --> 0:25:53.800
<v Speaker 2>into your room.

0:25:53.920 --> 0:26:00.479
<v Speaker 1>Okay, so the probabilities already incredibly listen to be getting

0:26:00.600 --> 0:26:05.280
<v Speaker 1>of like a Halloween movie from this that's ray.

0:26:05.640 --> 0:26:07.760
<v Speaker 2>They bite you in your sleep, you don't even feel

0:26:07.760 --> 0:26:09.679
<v Speaker 2>it because their bites are so small. You wake up,

0:26:09.720 --> 0:26:11.359
<v Speaker 2>you look at your arm and you're like, oh, fuck,

0:26:11.440 --> 0:26:14.760
<v Speaker 2>a spider bit me. Three days later you're like, well

0:26:14.760 --> 0:26:17.760
<v Speaker 2>I'm a little sick. It's already too fucking late. The

0:26:17.840 --> 0:26:21.440
<v Speaker 2>second you show signs for rabies, no, And that's even

0:26:21.560 --> 0:26:24.320
<v Speaker 2>what's even crazier is like the videos of people with

0:26:24.440 --> 0:26:28.679
<v Speaker 2>hydrophobia from rabies is fucking so scary because like you

0:26:28.720 --> 0:26:31.520
<v Speaker 2>put a water in their face and they're like like.

0:26:31.840 --> 0:26:34.440
<v Speaker 1>Literally give because that would be too fun.

0:26:34.520 --> 0:26:34.639
<v Speaker 2>You know.

0:26:34.760 --> 0:26:38.600
<v Speaker 1>They're literally like going up to somebody who's literally terrified

0:26:38.600 --> 0:26:39.240
<v Speaker 1>of liquid and.

0:26:39.280 --> 0:26:42.679
<v Speaker 2>Then you just die slightly. Then you literally die slowly,

0:26:42.720 --> 0:26:43.840
<v Speaker 2>and there's no cure for it.

0:26:43.960 --> 0:26:45.920
<v Speaker 1>You can't get like liquids pumped into you.

0:26:45.960 --> 0:26:48.280
<v Speaker 2>No, you don't. You don't die of like dehydration. You

0:26:48.359 --> 0:26:49.920
<v Speaker 2>just die from fucking rabies.

0:26:50.160 --> 0:26:51.760
<v Speaker 1>Why would they have a cure? How many people are

0:26:51.760 --> 0:26:55.560
<v Speaker 1>getting rabies? That's really not that movie.

0:26:56.119 --> 0:26:58.640
<v Speaker 2>But I'm still fucking scared because when I'm camping, there's

0:26:58.680 --> 0:27:01.560
<v Speaker 2>bats out there and they be swooping. That's fucking bite

0:27:02.040 --> 0:27:04.960
<v Speaker 2>I love, but he said, try to bite me. They

0:27:05.040 --> 0:27:06.679
<v Speaker 2>literally try to bite me every time I'm out there.

0:27:06.720 --> 0:27:08.639
<v Speaker 2>I have like people that can vouch for me every

0:27:08.680 --> 0:27:12.159
<v Speaker 2>fucking time I'm literally the victim of a bat attack.

0:27:12.240 --> 0:27:15.200
<v Speaker 2>Like it's literally so scary. And I'm talking and it

0:27:15.240 --> 0:27:18.080
<v Speaker 2>made me so happy, and I ain't talking Gotham and

0:27:18.119 --> 0:27:19.080
<v Speaker 2>I'm not talking.

0:27:19.920 --> 0:27:25.200
<v Speaker 1>Okay, Like, seriously, what the fucket's wrong with you? Well,

0:27:25.240 --> 0:27:27.320
<v Speaker 1>in on Duras, when I was like seven, one time I.

0:27:27.320 --> 0:27:29.960
<v Speaker 2>Went to go take my little You're literally lying.

0:27:30.560 --> 0:27:32.679
<v Speaker 1>One time I went to go take my bucket shower

0:27:32.760 --> 0:27:36.600
<v Speaker 1>bath and my grandma had just heated me up some

0:27:36.640 --> 0:27:39.040
<v Speaker 1>water on the stove. I had like a nice little,

0:27:39.040 --> 0:27:41.199
<v Speaker 1>big warm bucket. So I went into the bathroom with

0:27:41.240 --> 0:27:44.760
<v Speaker 1>my bucket about to shower, and I just hear like

0:27:45.840 --> 0:27:48.199
<v Speaker 1>and I'm like like freaking out, and I look up

0:27:48.240 --> 0:27:50.040
<v Speaker 1>and there was a bat stuck in the bathroom with me,

0:27:50.080 --> 0:27:52.040
<v Speaker 1>and I freaked the fuck out and ran out, and

0:27:52.119 --> 0:27:53.760
<v Speaker 1>my grandma had to go in with a broom and

0:27:53.840 --> 0:27:55.760
<v Speaker 1>trying to get him out, and but like my grandma

0:27:55.800 --> 0:27:57.560
<v Speaker 1>like accidentally closed the door behind us. So then we

0:27:57.560 --> 0:27:59.439
<v Speaker 1>were just in there with a broom, a bat and

0:27:59.520 --> 0:28:03.520
<v Speaker 1>like me and my bucket of water. And I didn't

0:28:03.520 --> 0:28:06.280
<v Speaker 1>get rabies, but I actually love bats. They're so cute.

0:28:06.880 --> 0:28:09.440
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, that would have sounded like I would.

0:28:09.200 --> 0:28:13.280
<v Speaker 2>Have not been okay. So you know, like I'm afraid

0:28:13.320 --> 0:28:16.159
<v Speaker 2>of getting rabies, Like I'm convinced I'm gonna get rabies,

0:28:16.480 --> 0:28:17.160
<v Speaker 2>but you know the.

0:28:17.240 --> 0:28:19.720
<v Speaker 1>Bat is gonna come through your window at night in

0:28:19.760 --> 0:28:22.720
<v Speaker 1>the middle of Los Angeles. Yeah, yeah, because I didn't

0:28:22.760 --> 0:28:23.600
<v Speaker 1>see about the other night.

0:28:23.640 --> 0:28:26.800
<v Speaker 2>It's a thing. But just like I'm convinced I'm gonna

0:28:26.800 --> 0:28:29.040
<v Speaker 2>get rabies, I'm convinced I'm gonna win the lottery. Like

0:28:29.080 --> 0:28:33.720
<v Speaker 2>it's on this same level of like deletion that's yeah exactly.

0:28:34.400 --> 0:28:38.000
<v Speaker 2>But we were talking yesterday and I was like, I

0:28:38.040 --> 0:28:40.520
<v Speaker 2>was like doing like I had bought a lottery ticket

0:28:40.520 --> 0:28:42.160
<v Speaker 2>because it was like two billion dollars or something. I

0:28:42.200 --> 0:28:44.080
<v Speaker 2>was like, I literally can't buy it, not buy a

0:28:44.080 --> 0:28:45.800
<v Speaker 2>lottery ticket. And then I was like, oh my god,

0:28:45.840 --> 0:28:47.240
<v Speaker 2>I forgot I had this. And then I checked the

0:28:47.280 --> 0:28:49.560
<v Speaker 2>app and I was like, we got someone won, Like

0:28:49.920 --> 0:28:52.600
<v Speaker 2>oh my god, I literally won. I just know. I

0:28:52.640 --> 0:28:54.560
<v Speaker 2>was like, I just know I fucking won. So I

0:28:54.600 --> 0:28:59.440
<v Speaker 2>made in your record. I didn't win, but I thought

0:28:59.480 --> 0:29:02.640
<v Speaker 2>about it, and I was like, if I won like

0:29:02.720 --> 0:29:04.960
<v Speaker 2>two million dollars on the lottery, like I would be

0:29:05.000 --> 0:29:05.920
<v Speaker 2>so pissed, Like I.

0:29:05.840 --> 0:29:08.400
<v Speaker 1>Would like so much of it gets taken for taxes. Yeah,

0:29:08.560 --> 0:29:11.400
<v Speaker 1>like if it went two million versus like two billion,

0:29:11.760 --> 0:29:15.360
<v Speaker 1>like I would I actually no, it would make me happy,

0:29:15.360 --> 0:29:17.880
<v Speaker 1>but I'd be like, damn, I could have made two billion.

0:29:18.040 --> 0:29:20.040
<v Speaker 2>I know literally, That's what I'm saying. Like if I

0:29:20.160 --> 0:29:22.000
<v Speaker 2>won just two million, I'd be like, bro, like what

0:29:22.040 --> 0:29:23.680
<v Speaker 2>am I supposed to do with that? Like buy a

0:29:23.720 --> 0:29:26.240
<v Speaker 2>fucking Lamborghini urist, Like I can only buy one, not

0:29:26.360 --> 0:29:27.400
<v Speaker 2>three hundred, Like.

0:29:28.960 --> 0:29:31.360
<v Speaker 1>Say, like if you're gonna be gluttonous and win the lottery.

0:29:31.440 --> 0:29:33.360
<v Speaker 1>You needed to be like to the full extreme, not

0:29:33.440 --> 0:29:35.280
<v Speaker 1>like yeah, I guess. Oh my god, living in LA,

0:29:35.480 --> 0:29:37.000
<v Speaker 1>like you can't even get like a.

0:29:36.920 --> 0:29:38.960
<v Speaker 2>Really nice hib I know, you can't even get like

0:29:39.040 --> 0:29:42.600
<v Speaker 2>a house in LA. It's fucking terrifying. Housing markets collapsing soon.

0:29:42.720 --> 0:29:45.120
<v Speaker 2>Like I promise just way guys waited out will be good.

0:29:45.040 --> 0:29:47.040
<v Speaker 1>To Well, this is what I wanted to show you.

0:29:47.680 --> 0:29:48.600
<v Speaker 1>That made me laugh.

0:29:48.760 --> 0:29:50.960
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, you're no, it's like not.

0:29:51.000 --> 0:29:54.720
<v Speaker 1>That funny, but it stills me because you have to

0:29:54.720 --> 0:30:00.400
<v Speaker 1>look at the time and everything. Yes, the fuck I.

0:30:00.360 --> 0:30:05.120
<v Speaker 2>Do bit, Yes, I I think period.

0:30:05.400 --> 0:30:09.120
<v Speaker 1>It's like I was really feeling emotionally charged in the

0:30:09.120 --> 0:30:10.680
<v Speaker 1>middle of the night the other night and I was like,

0:30:10.720 --> 0:30:12.800
<v Speaker 1>I need to write this out, and then I went

0:30:12.840 --> 0:30:14.760
<v Speaker 1>to go start and I was like my Brad was

0:30:14.800 --> 0:30:18.200
<v Speaker 1>like and then I just left it alone.

0:30:18.520 --> 0:30:18.960
<v Speaker 2>And I thought I.

0:30:18.960 --> 0:30:22.760
<v Speaker 1>Would circle back, but I instead circle jerk with Drew's

0:30:22.800 --> 0:30:27.320
<v Speaker 1>mom and then we fell asleep. So imagine being so brave.

0:30:27.400 --> 0:30:30.400
<v Speaker 1>Your first day is at the beach. You are a killer.

0:30:30.720 --> 0:30:31.360
<v Speaker 1>Are the killer.

0:30:31.480 --> 0:30:34.360
<v Speaker 2>See whoever I'm dating will not see my body for

0:30:34.480 --> 0:30:35.040
<v Speaker 2>three years.

0:30:35.280 --> 0:30:38.000
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean I think that's correct. Yeah, because I mean,

0:30:38.160 --> 0:30:40.480
<v Speaker 1>but I'm speaking more like as a victim who has

0:30:40.520 --> 0:30:41.280
<v Speaker 1>seen your body.

0:30:41.400 --> 0:30:44.560
<v Speaker 2>I know it's it's really traumatic, y'all. Like it really

0:30:44.840 --> 0:30:47.520
<v Speaker 2>is like a scary it's scary as fun.

0:30:47.720 --> 0:30:51.240
<v Speaker 1>It's like when Neptune and SpongeBob shows his head. That's

0:30:51.240 --> 0:30:51.880
<v Speaker 1>what it felt.

0:30:51.880 --> 0:30:55.600
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, it's like Pharrell in the Big Hat. Yes, Neptune,

0:30:55.760 --> 0:30:59.120
<v Speaker 2>so you get it. Neptunes, Pharrell, Big Hat, sponge Bob

0:30:59.400 --> 0:31:03.040
<v Speaker 2>Drew scary body. Like there's just, like I say, there's

0:31:03.080 --> 0:31:05.280
<v Speaker 2>like levels and layers to it, and y'all just like

0:31:05.360 --> 0:31:09.680
<v Speaker 2>aren't there Yeah, yeah, to like fully understand the grasp

0:31:09.720 --> 0:31:14.000
<v Speaker 2>of what I'm saying. Okay, So there's another thing. I

0:31:14.000 --> 0:31:16.200
<v Speaker 2>think something bad is gonna happen again. Like I really

0:31:16.240 --> 0:31:19.120
<v Speaker 2>do think something big is coming, because it's been like

0:31:19.160 --> 0:31:22.280
<v Speaker 2>almost a year since I've predicted that, like something big

0:31:22.360 --> 0:31:26.040
<v Speaker 2>was coming. Yeah, not an earthquake. I'm thinking something like

0:31:26.400 --> 0:31:31.000
<v Speaker 2>on the microcosmic level of like our house, Like I'm

0:31:31.040 --> 0:31:33.960
<v Speaker 2>thinking like someone is gonna invade us, or someone's gonna

0:31:34.000 --> 0:31:35.400
<v Speaker 2>try to you even.

0:31:35.480 --> 0:31:37.800
<v Speaker 1>Want to think that. I mean, I guess I didn't

0:31:37.840 --> 0:31:40.840
<v Speaker 1>have the feeling two days or yesterday that I genuinely

0:31:40.880 --> 0:31:42.640
<v Speaker 1>am convinced right now that I'm going to die soon.

0:31:42.840 --> 0:31:46.000
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, And I made it in your record. Actually we

0:31:46.200 --> 0:31:49.120
<v Speaker 2>both did that, we both recorded.

0:31:48.680 --> 0:31:50.080
<v Speaker 1>It will yeah.

0:31:51.760 --> 0:31:51.920
<v Speaker 2>Right.

0:31:52.480 --> 0:31:55.720
<v Speaker 1>But I just like sometimes I get into these points

0:31:55.760 --> 0:31:58.000
<v Speaker 1>where I'm like, oh, I need to feel everything I'm

0:31:58.000 --> 0:32:00.520
<v Speaker 1>supposed to feel right now because one like, very soon,

0:32:00.560 --> 0:32:02.480
<v Speaker 1>I will not have this. And then I was listening

0:32:02.480 --> 0:32:04.239
<v Speaker 1>to a song yesterday before I fell asleep, and I

0:32:04.280 --> 0:32:07.080
<v Speaker 1>was like, this is genuinely what I think dying feels like.

0:32:07.640 --> 0:32:10.320
<v Speaker 1>I'm listening to the song. It's a Robin Gootree song

0:32:10.360 --> 0:32:12.640
<v Speaker 1>that's really good, but I'm like, this is definitely what

0:32:12.680 --> 0:32:13.520
<v Speaker 1>it feels.

0:32:13.160 --> 0:32:13.480
<v Speaker 2>Like to me.

0:32:14.280 --> 0:32:16.680
<v Speaker 1>I want to I can't name it because I was

0:32:16.680 --> 0:32:18.360
<v Speaker 1>listening to the whole CD, so I would have to go,

0:32:18.480 --> 0:32:20.120
<v Speaker 1>like listen through because I don't know the track.

0:32:20.440 --> 0:32:25.560
<v Speaker 2>But Keeper, okay, gay Keeper Gaykeeper.

0:32:25.600 --> 0:32:28.320
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I do keep them. I have a lot around me.

0:32:28.640 --> 0:32:33.640
<v Speaker 1>It's like weird. Honestly, I was gonna say, say, oh,

0:32:33.840 --> 0:32:37.680
<v Speaker 1>opening up pad in a public restroom is the equivalent

0:32:37.800 --> 0:32:40.280
<v Speaker 1>to opening a bag of candy when the movie starts

0:32:40.360 --> 0:32:43.480
<v Speaker 1>at the movie theater. It's just like that same pressure

0:32:43.520 --> 0:32:45.880
<v Speaker 1>you feel where you're like, fuck, am I like how

0:32:45.880 --> 0:32:47.320
<v Speaker 1>am I gonna do this. Am I gonna be brave

0:32:47.360 --> 0:32:48.960
<v Speaker 1>and just like fucking get it over with and rip

0:32:49.000 --> 0:32:51.760
<v Speaker 1>it open? Or am I gonna like slowly like you know,

0:32:52.000 --> 0:32:55.680
<v Speaker 1>like those people translate, like the girls in the movie

0:32:55.680 --> 0:32:58.240
<v Speaker 1>Theater who just rip that shit open, are the same

0:32:58.240 --> 0:32:59.720
<v Speaker 1>ones in the bathroom.

0:32:59.320 --> 0:33:01.560
<v Speaker 2>Who are just like and that's me. Like when I'm

0:33:01.600 --> 0:33:04.040
<v Speaker 2>opening my pad in the bathroom, I'm like, I don't

0:33:04.080 --> 0:33:07.000
<v Speaker 2>give a fuck about your feelings, Like I'm gonna open

0:33:07.040 --> 0:33:08.440
<v Speaker 2>this and I'm gonna own it.

0:33:08.840 --> 0:33:10.840
<v Speaker 1>You should be embarrassed though, because you're using it like

0:33:10.880 --> 0:33:14.760
<v Speaker 1>a pseudo diaper, because you shut out your I have

0:33:14.800 --> 0:33:17.160
<v Speaker 1>a soggy boy on the back of your underwear.

0:33:17.480 --> 0:33:20.120
<v Speaker 2>I have a soggy fucking bottom Okay, like a gaping

0:33:20.120 --> 0:33:21.520
<v Speaker 2>bottom hole up there.

0:33:21.560 --> 0:33:24.920
<v Speaker 1>It is being forced as a young girl to go

0:33:25.040 --> 0:33:28.000
<v Speaker 1>to a swimming pool in like a family setting when

0:33:28.120 --> 0:33:30.040
<v Speaker 1>what like when you first started your period and you

0:33:30.080 --> 0:33:33.040
<v Speaker 1>were only allowed to wear pads. That is the kind

0:33:33.240 --> 0:33:36.200
<v Speaker 1>of like trauma that I don't think I see anybody

0:33:36.240 --> 0:33:39.440
<v Speaker 1>talking about, like being forced to wear it. Being forced

0:33:39.440 --> 0:33:41.920
<v Speaker 1>to wear a pad in a pool like that is

0:33:41.960 --> 0:33:45.080
<v Speaker 1>like so fucked up, Like is that a thing that's a.

0:33:45.200 --> 0:33:47.720
<v Speaker 1>I think that's a universal thing. Is like most girls

0:33:47.760 --> 0:33:51.160
<v Speaker 1>who start their periods start using pads. You're always around

0:33:51.200 --> 0:33:53.480
<v Speaker 1>family events and like situations where you're gonna get in

0:33:53.520 --> 0:33:55.320
<v Speaker 1>a pool. You don't want to be the weirdo who's

0:33:55.360 --> 0:33:58.240
<v Speaker 1>not in the pool, So you're purely God.

0:33:58.640 --> 0:34:02.040
<v Speaker 2>I didn't know we were talking about that. Oh nasty.

0:34:02.640 --> 0:34:04.240
<v Speaker 2>All of y'all are fucking nice.

0:34:04.560 --> 0:34:07.800
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, Like, what's wrong with you? Where's the love?

0:34:07.840 --> 0:34:08.640
<v Speaker 1>What did the Barbie move?

0:34:08.680 --> 0:34:08.799
<v Speaker 2>Oh?

0:34:08.840 --> 0:34:09.520
<v Speaker 1>You haven't seen it?

0:34:10.520 --> 0:34:13.319
<v Speaker 2>Where's the fucking hits? They don't talk about periods and Barbie? Actually,

0:34:13.360 --> 0:34:14.120
<v Speaker 2>maybe I should.

0:34:13.960 --> 0:34:16.560
<v Speaker 1>Go see it so you can learn about period.

0:34:16.280 --> 0:34:19.000
<v Speaker 2>No, so I cannot have to learn about periods because

0:34:19.000 --> 0:34:20.160
<v Speaker 2>they don't talk about it.

0:34:20.840 --> 0:34:23.520
<v Speaker 1>They do if you haven't seen it, Like, I don't know,

0:34:23.680 --> 0:34:26.920
<v Speaker 1>just ignore me, but they do. I don't know why

0:34:26.920 --> 0:34:28.440
<v Speaker 1>I'm telling you that you haven't seen that movie. I

0:34:28.440 --> 0:34:30.760
<v Speaker 1>shouldn't do that. No, I don't want to say.

0:34:30.600 --> 0:34:37.759
<v Speaker 2>It right right right. Well, the other day I was

0:34:37.760 --> 0:34:41.040
<v Speaker 2>looking in the mirror. The other day I was looking

0:34:41.040 --> 0:34:41.640
<v Speaker 2>in the mirror.

0:34:43.080 --> 0:34:44.759
<v Speaker 1>What, like, seriously, was wrong with you?

0:34:44.920 --> 0:34:47.520
<v Speaker 2>No? I was just looking at myself and I was

0:34:47.520 --> 0:34:50.360
<v Speaker 2>like playing a game. I was playing a game, seeing

0:34:50.360 --> 0:34:52.040
<v Speaker 2>how long I could stare at myself in the eyes

0:34:52.120 --> 0:34:55.840
<v Speaker 2>for before I like completely like experienced ego death. I

0:34:56.000 --> 0:34:58.799
<v Speaker 2>really don't suggest anyone does that, but like if you

0:34:58.960 --> 0:35:02.680
<v Speaker 2>really want to have, like for real, like a psychedelic experience,

0:35:02.800 --> 0:35:05.719
<v Speaker 2>like look at yourself in the mirror for longer than three.

0:35:05.520 --> 0:35:11.520
<v Speaker 1>Minutes, like actually be examined in a really really serious way,

0:35:11.680 --> 0:35:13.640
<v Speaker 1>like the think I was probably just on the couch

0:35:13.640 --> 0:35:16.480
<v Speaker 1>playing Fortnite and like ten feet away, that's what you're

0:35:16.480 --> 0:35:21.879
<v Speaker 1>doing in the bathroom, seriously, need help, people around listen.

0:35:22.000 --> 0:35:23.759
<v Speaker 2>I was staring at myself. I was like it was

0:35:23.760 --> 0:35:25.400
<v Speaker 2>like a game. I was like, how long can I

0:35:25.440 --> 0:35:25.719
<v Speaker 2>do this?

0:35:25.760 --> 0:35:26.320
<v Speaker 1>For it?

0:35:26.360 --> 0:35:28.440
<v Speaker 2>And then I got lost in it and then I

0:35:28.480 --> 0:35:30.560
<v Speaker 2>like snapped out of it and I saw myself for

0:35:30.600 --> 0:35:33.080
<v Speaker 2>the first time, like for really what I am and

0:35:33.120 --> 0:35:33.600
<v Speaker 2>what I look like.

0:35:33.680 --> 0:35:35.840
<v Speaker 1>Because literally mean when I get addicted to the grind

0:35:35.840 --> 0:35:36.680
<v Speaker 1>and I got a step.

0:35:36.480 --> 0:35:39.160
<v Speaker 2>There, yeah, exactly exactly, I get lost in the saw hospital.

0:35:39.280 --> 0:35:41.560
<v Speaker 2>I saw myself for who I really am and what

0:35:41.600 --> 0:35:43.279
<v Speaker 2>I really looked like. I know who you are, and

0:35:43.320 --> 0:35:46.280
<v Speaker 2>I'm convinced you for who you are. We switched timelines

0:35:46.280 --> 0:35:48.840
<v Speaker 2>and then like like in the last like two months.

0:35:48.880 --> 0:35:53.440
<v Speaker 1>So you have this thing when when you're experiencing emotional events,

0:35:53.560 --> 0:35:57.279
<v Speaker 1>you just convince yourself you switched time, you can leave.

0:35:58.080 --> 0:35:59.759
<v Speaker 2>I didn't take that as a note and I didn't

0:35:59.760 --> 0:36:01.560
<v Speaker 2>write down, and I was just trying to be funny.

0:36:01.600 --> 0:36:05.720
<v Speaker 2>I didn't actually think that.

0:36:06.160 --> 0:36:09.040
<v Speaker 1>This is like every time I talk about any relationships,

0:36:09.040 --> 0:36:12.680
<v Speaker 1>like romantic relationship problems I'm in with Drew, he always

0:36:12.760 --> 0:36:16.520
<v Speaker 1>loops it back to the economy, Like he within twelve

0:36:16.600 --> 0:36:19.799
<v Speaker 1>hours of me like just talking through something with him

0:36:20.239 --> 0:36:22.840
<v Speaker 1>was like, dude, it's literally like the economy. Like you

0:36:23.160 --> 0:36:25.200
<v Speaker 1>gotta like like get your place in and like you

0:36:25.239 --> 0:36:27.279
<v Speaker 1>either like thug it out and you end up good

0:36:27.320 --> 0:36:28.960
<v Speaker 1>on the other side, or you pull out and like

0:36:29.000 --> 0:36:31.239
<v Speaker 1>you never know what happens, like or like you said

0:36:31.239 --> 0:36:31.680
<v Speaker 1>something like.

0:36:31.640 --> 0:36:35.000
<v Speaker 2>That and then you but did I eat? Did I eat? Look? Look, look,

0:36:35.040 --> 0:36:38.920
<v Speaker 2>you can apply it both ways, like listen, listen, listen, listen, listen.

0:36:39.320 --> 0:36:42.040
<v Speaker 2>When you invest invest in the stock market, if it

0:36:42.200 --> 0:36:44.560
<v Speaker 2>dips down a little bit and you pull out, you

0:36:44.640 --> 0:36:49.280
<v Speaker 2>actually lost money. But if you stay in and it

0:36:49.360 --> 0:36:51.680
<v Speaker 2>goes back up, you didn't lose money and you gained

0:36:51.680 --> 0:36:54.520
<v Speaker 2>a profit. So basically, stay in your own fucking lane.

0:36:54.560 --> 0:36:56.520
<v Speaker 2>And it's like that on the goddamn highway when we're

0:36:56.560 --> 0:36:59.040
<v Speaker 2>in traffic. Stay in your goddamn fucking lane, bitch.

0:37:01.440 --> 0:37:04.360
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, seriously wrong with you? I guess yeah, like it

0:37:04.440 --> 0:37:06.919
<v Speaker 1>makes sense, but just to be in a position where

0:37:06.920 --> 0:37:08.319
<v Speaker 1>I'm like crying and I'm like, yeah, you know, like

0:37:08.360 --> 0:37:10.960
<v Speaker 1>I don't know, like this is like whatever, and You're

0:37:11.000 --> 0:37:13.760
<v Speaker 1>just like, dude, this is exactly like this is what I've.

0:37:13.600 --> 0:37:17.799
<v Speaker 2>Been telling you, Lizzy maguire, Lizzy MacGuire, No, but I

0:37:17.920 --> 0:37:18.760
<v Speaker 2>literally twice.

0:37:19.000 --> 0:37:21.360
<v Speaker 1>But the second time he did catch himself, he was like, Okay,

0:37:22.080 --> 0:37:23.120
<v Speaker 1>I need to stop doing that.

0:37:23.440 --> 0:37:25.480
<v Speaker 2>I was like, this is the second time I've related

0:37:25.520 --> 0:37:28.880
<v Speaker 2>your emotions to the economy, and it's proving your point

0:37:28.920 --> 0:37:31.480
<v Speaker 2>that I am like not a robot, or I am

0:37:31.520 --> 0:37:36.360
<v Speaker 2>a robot. But yeah, that's what you get for coming

0:37:36.400 --> 0:37:40.800
<v Speaker 2>to me, of all people with emotional problems, because I

0:37:40.840 --> 0:37:42.879
<v Speaker 2>am emotionless.

0:37:43.440 --> 0:37:46.200
<v Speaker 1>Also, I'm sorry I started laughing because my top three

0:37:46.280 --> 0:37:49.879
<v Speaker 1>notes are all about my couchie, But like, what the

0:37:50.000 --> 0:37:51.560
<v Speaker 1>fuck is that machine?

0:37:52.320 --> 0:37:55.400
<v Speaker 2>I eat so much cheese and pickles. My pea word

0:37:55.520 --> 0:38:00.359
<v Speaker 2>probably tastes like electric shock from a dephibulator. I mean

0:38:00.400 --> 0:38:07.080
<v Speaker 2>You're right, like, is like the I could it tastes

0:38:07.120 --> 0:38:09.399
<v Speaker 2>like battery. I feel like those tastes like I feel

0:38:09.400 --> 0:38:11.160
<v Speaker 2>like your vagina tastes like a nine old battery.

0:38:11.560 --> 0:38:14.279
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I lie, like I can see that, Like you

0:38:14.280 --> 0:38:16.279
<v Speaker 1>know when you used to like the old Android. That's

0:38:16.280 --> 0:38:18.239
<v Speaker 1>what I'm saying, Like, that's what I'm saying.

0:38:18.560 --> 0:38:21.279
<v Speaker 2>You know, oh, you know the new Nintendo Switch cartridges.

0:38:21.800 --> 0:38:25.120
<v Speaker 2>That's what bronze. Your bronze and tasteless. It's bitter and scary.

0:38:25.320 --> 0:38:29.040
<v Speaker 1>It's like alcohols. And then the last thing I said

0:38:29.040 --> 0:38:32.200
<v Speaker 1>about periods and Kouchi is if someone told me doing

0:38:32.239 --> 0:38:34.960
<v Speaker 1>meth once a month stop my period, I'd try it. Also,

0:38:35.000 --> 0:38:36.640
<v Speaker 1>I'm just in a mental state where I think i'd

0:38:36.719 --> 0:38:37.160
<v Speaker 1>just try it.

0:38:37.200 --> 0:38:40.640
<v Speaker 2>In general, Yeah, that would be lit. We should like

0:38:40.680 --> 0:38:42.000
<v Speaker 2>start on meth.

0:38:41.960 --> 0:38:44.680
<v Speaker 1>Once and then it's like once a month just like

0:38:44.680 --> 0:38:45.520
<v Speaker 1>stops your period.

0:38:45.520 --> 0:38:45.800
<v Speaker 2>Paint.

0:38:46.239 --> 0:38:50.000
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Actually, I mean it's it's.

0:38:48.880 --> 0:38:51.680
<v Speaker 2>A literal win win situation because you get high from

0:38:51.719 --> 0:38:55.560
<v Speaker 2>meth and you also don't have a period. Yeah, so yeah,

0:38:55.680 --> 0:38:58.359
<v Speaker 2>but don't do that. Yeah, don't try that. Don't even

0:38:58.400 --> 0:39:03.000
<v Speaker 2>taste that out. But yeah, I feel like lately I'm

0:39:03.000 --> 0:39:10.200
<v Speaker 2>giving like fishy cunt. Okay, okay, wait, okay, I got okay.

0:39:10.280 --> 0:39:12.760
<v Speaker 2>So I gotta say, a lot of the famous people

0:39:12.840 --> 0:39:17.920
<v Speaker 2>y'all know, aren't that cool? I don't know. Oh, it

0:39:17.960 --> 0:39:21.680
<v Speaker 2>was a joke and the cadence is all wrong. It

0:39:21.719 --> 0:39:23.160
<v Speaker 2>was supposed to be like I know all of.

0:39:23.600 --> 0:39:29.080
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you know, every famous person? Did you through your

0:39:29.120 --> 0:39:31.840
<v Speaker 1>notes and trying to understand your tone before saying it

0:39:31.840 --> 0:39:36.160
<v Speaker 1>out loud was the craziest thing I've ever heard.

0:39:37.160 --> 0:39:38.680
<v Speaker 2>Oh, this is a good one. I think we've talked

0:39:38.719 --> 0:39:40.640
<v Speaker 2>about it before, but I literally don't give a fuck.

0:39:40.920 --> 0:39:44.600
<v Speaker 2>How are people still breaking records like while they're running? Like,

0:39:44.640 --> 0:39:47.759
<v Speaker 2>how are people getting How are people getting faster and faster?

0:39:47.800 --> 0:39:51.520
<v Speaker 1>And I know the technology, it's that fucking Celsius.

0:39:51.520 --> 0:39:53.680
<v Speaker 2>It's like in the technology and the sneakers and like

0:39:53.719 --> 0:39:57.239
<v Speaker 2>whatever the running form, but like, really think about it, like,

0:39:57.520 --> 0:39:59.799
<v Speaker 2>how are we getting faster? It makes no fucking sense.

0:39:59.840 --> 0:40:01.880
<v Speaker 2>And and that brings me to the next thing. It

0:40:02.040 --> 0:40:04.359
<v Speaker 2>already talked about it. It's like two weeks old now, but

0:40:04.440 --> 0:40:07.600
<v Speaker 2>the girl that like kind of cheated her way into

0:40:07.640 --> 0:40:11.520
<v Speaker 2>the race and literally recorded the slowest.

0:40:10.960 --> 0:40:13.000
<v Speaker 1>What they say about right now, the.

0:40:12.760 --> 0:40:15.160
<v Speaker 2>World's slowest fucking time fuck.

0:40:15.200 --> 0:40:17.320
<v Speaker 1>I wish I remember exactly because it wasn't a popular

0:40:17.400 --> 0:40:19.760
<v Speaker 1>video that you showed me that like had this voiceover,

0:40:19.880 --> 0:40:23.680
<v Speaker 1>but it was like this average and unhealthy woman. Yeah yeah,

0:40:24.120 --> 0:40:25.400
<v Speaker 1>literally how people describe it.

0:40:25.840 --> 0:40:31.040
<v Speaker 2>Yeah exactly. But she recorded the world's slowest time like

0:40:31.600 --> 0:40:32.200
<v Speaker 2>in a race.

0:40:32.239 --> 0:40:34.960
<v Speaker 1>What I like laughing at myself being like that's.

0:40:34.800 --> 0:40:43.280
<v Speaker 2>Me okay, Shane Dawson, Me, okay, that's a literally amazing.

0:40:43.000 --> 0:40:44.400
<v Speaker 1>I'd rather be at home with the pizza.

0:40:44.640 --> 0:40:50.640
<v Speaker 2>Ah, what the heck? The Ghost, the Gucci Ghost full

0:40:50.680 --> 0:40:52.360
<v Speaker 2>track suit, Gucci Ghost.

0:40:52.600 --> 0:40:53.120
<v Speaker 1>I'm parting.

0:40:54.560 --> 0:40:59.880
<v Speaker 2>Welcome to Drew Shy on corner. I've noticed enough and

0:41:00.000 --> 0:41:01.680
<v Speaker 2>I'm going to stop paying attention now.

0:41:06.520 --> 0:41:09.200
<v Speaker 1>Actually, how I feel Like I was sitting and talking

0:41:09.239 --> 0:41:13.160
<v Speaker 1>to Elisa and her homie about like law school and stuff,

0:41:13.200 --> 0:41:15.160
<v Speaker 1>and I was saying that I was like, damn, bro,

0:41:15.320 --> 0:41:17.520
<v Speaker 1>I don't think I've ever felt this stupid in my life.

0:41:17.680 --> 0:41:19.680
<v Speaker 1>Like I literally couldn't tell you the first thing you

0:41:19.719 --> 0:41:22.160
<v Speaker 1>do at law school. But I don't know a single

0:41:22.200 --> 0:41:25.000
<v Speaker 1>thing you're supposed to learn the laws, Like that's literally

0:41:25.000 --> 0:41:27.680
<v Speaker 1>where my knowledge of Like also what you just have

0:41:27.760 --> 0:41:28.719
<v Speaker 1>to know every law?

0:41:28.840 --> 0:41:31.120
<v Speaker 2>Like what is the test like that for like I know,

0:41:31.640 --> 0:41:34.720
<v Speaker 2>we're literally talking about the same thing about like mathematics,

0:41:34.760 --> 0:41:37.440
<v Speaker 2>like looking at people like solve the code to nuclear

0:41:37.520 --> 0:41:39.680
<v Speaker 2>bombs and it's like a bunch of letters and numbers

0:41:39.680 --> 0:41:42.240
<v Speaker 2>on the board. I'm like, yeah, fucking right, you're lying.

0:41:42.280 --> 0:41:43.319
<v Speaker 2>You just wanted to fake it.

0:41:43.400 --> 0:41:46.160
<v Speaker 1>Like that's not right, that doesn't mean anything. Also, like

0:41:46.560 --> 0:41:48.400
<v Speaker 1>I could put symbols on a board and then just

0:41:48.440 --> 0:41:50.920
<v Speaker 1>tell you what I think they mean and it's gonna

0:41:50.920 --> 0:41:53.200
<v Speaker 1>make sense. Like so I just don't believe you, and

0:41:53.200 --> 0:41:56.319
<v Speaker 1>it's really weird. But yeah, I just will never learn

0:41:56.360 --> 0:41:59.680
<v Speaker 1>anything ever. Again, I don't think exactly exactly, which is

0:41:59.680 --> 0:42:01.919
<v Speaker 1>exactly what our parents did at one point.

0:42:02.160 --> 0:42:08.080
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, our parents literally cheated the system. Iis and Fetti

0:42:08.120 --> 0:42:13.000
<v Speaker 2>Whopper running shit in twenty fourteen. For real. That's a

0:42:13.120 --> 0:42:15.520
<v Speaker 2>crazy mix think about it, though, I.

0:42:15.440 --> 0:42:17.480
<v Speaker 1>Mean it is true. That's all that was the talk

0:42:17.560 --> 0:42:19.839
<v Speaker 1>of the town. Yeah, talk of the town. Remember when

0:42:19.840 --> 0:42:21.200
<v Speaker 1>the talk of the town was swine flu.

0:42:21.600 --> 0:42:23.840
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I was convinced I was gonna get it.

0:42:23.880 --> 0:42:25.600
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, everybody thought they were gonna get swine flu. But

0:42:25.600 --> 0:42:27.200
<v Speaker 1>I guess I feel like that's equivalent to you thinking

0:42:27.239 --> 0:42:30.080
<v Speaker 1>you're gonna get rabies. But I didn't know a kid

0:42:30.120 --> 0:42:31.479
<v Speaker 1>growing up who actually did get swine.

0:42:31.600 --> 0:42:33.920
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it was starting to grow around in my school,

0:42:33.960 --> 0:42:35.600
<v Speaker 2>like three kids got it, but they caught it before

0:42:35.640 --> 0:42:41.120
<v Speaker 2>it spread. But yeah, I think I'm responsible for the

0:42:41.200 --> 0:42:43.560
<v Speaker 2>demise of ISIS. Like I think I single handedly.

0:42:43.800 --> 0:42:46.720
<v Speaker 1>I actually do believe you. Somebody from their team definitely

0:42:46.760 --> 0:42:47.080
<v Speaker 1>saw you.

0:42:47.320 --> 0:42:49.560
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, because I was posting like ig stories back in

0:42:49.600 --> 0:42:53.000
<v Speaker 2>like twenty sixteen of me saying like isis like literally

0:42:53.000 --> 0:42:55.800
<v Speaker 2>please fucking stop, and it literally worked. Dude.

0:42:55.840 --> 0:42:58.440
<v Speaker 1>I cannot believe what the internet has fed us since

0:42:58.440 --> 0:43:00.439
<v Speaker 1>we were children, like the fact that we were even

0:43:00.440 --> 0:43:03.000
<v Speaker 1>a part of that conversation we were literally baby. Yeah,

0:43:03.040 --> 0:43:05.800
<v Speaker 1>that is insane, I know, and thinking so much about

0:43:05.920 --> 0:43:09.200
<v Speaker 1>like I don't know, like our moral ambiguity that's come

0:43:09.239 --> 0:43:10.919
<v Speaker 1>with the Internet and how it's like such a toss

0:43:11.000 --> 0:43:12.759
<v Speaker 1>up and like you really have to choose one side,

0:43:12.800 --> 0:43:14.160
<v Speaker 1>but do you like there's so much.

0:43:14.040 --> 0:43:16.800
<v Speaker 2>Great context in the world. Yeah, it's really really fucked

0:43:16.880 --> 0:43:21.240
<v Speaker 2>up that I was like thirteen years old, like going

0:43:21.280 --> 0:43:25.360
<v Speaker 2>through puberty actively and watching people die on my iPhone,

0:43:25.400 --> 0:43:28.080
<v Speaker 2>Like that's so fucking crazy that it's.

0:43:27.880 --> 0:43:30.480
<v Speaker 1>Like insane, Like every day, it's not like we stopped

0:43:30.480 --> 0:43:32.719
<v Speaker 1>it were we like all at the age where we

0:43:32.719 --> 0:43:34.080
<v Speaker 1>were like, Okay, there has to be a way to

0:43:34.080 --> 0:43:34.480
<v Speaker 1>stop this.

0:43:34.600 --> 0:43:35.760
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but like I don't.

0:43:35.719 --> 0:43:36.160
<v Speaker 1>Know that there is.

0:43:36.280 --> 0:43:38.759
<v Speaker 2>I cannot believe and like there's nothing my parents could

0:43:38.760 --> 0:43:40.919
<v Speaker 2>have done about it, Like I was going to watch

0:43:40.960 --> 0:43:45.239
<v Speaker 2>people die anyway, and like I've like a part of

0:43:45.320 --> 0:43:48.920
<v Speaker 2>me is like bad shit exist and we should be

0:43:49.000 --> 0:43:51.680
<v Speaker 2>able to consume it. But like there has to be

0:43:51.719 --> 0:43:54.319
<v Speaker 2>like a way line. There has to be a line

0:43:54.360 --> 0:43:57.359
<v Speaker 2>that we just can't cross. And I think for children, Yeah,

0:43:57.440 --> 0:44:00.400
<v Speaker 2>me at thirteen years old watching isis be head someone

0:44:00.480 --> 0:44:02.480
<v Speaker 2>is like that long in like I shouldn't know what

0:44:02.520 --> 0:44:11.560
<v Speaker 2>that is, right right, Oh, this is the last thing

0:44:11.560 --> 0:44:16.279
<v Speaker 2>I'll talk about. Then we'll get into media. But me

0:44:16.320 --> 0:44:18.319
<v Speaker 2>and Nya left the house yesterday for the first time

0:44:18.320 --> 0:44:20.880
<v Speaker 2>in like three weeks, and we went to Sephora. And

0:44:20.920 --> 0:44:22.960
<v Speaker 2>if you're watching, like this isn't a dig at you,

0:44:23.040 --> 0:44:26.560
<v Speaker 2>It's literally like we were dying laughing after this interaction.

0:44:27.320 --> 0:44:32.320
<v Speaker 2>But one of the like people.

0:44:32.480 --> 0:44:36.280
<v Speaker 1>The prodcaster I can't remember her name.

0:44:35.280 --> 0:44:37.560
<v Speaker 2>And she she was like, oh, can I get a picture?

0:44:37.560 --> 0:44:38.879
<v Speaker 2>And I was like yeah, sure, and she was like, oh,

0:44:38.880 --> 0:44:40.200
<v Speaker 2>but like, how are we going to do this like,

0:44:40.320 --> 0:44:41.719
<v Speaker 2>and I was like, oh, I have long arms, like

0:44:41.760 --> 0:44:43.640
<v Speaker 2>I'll take it. So I was like holding your picture,

0:44:43.640 --> 0:44:45.640
<v Speaker 2>and I was like taking like a bunch of photos

0:44:45.680 --> 0:44:47.080
<v Speaker 2>because I'm like, oh, like, let's.

0:44:46.960 --> 0:44:48.880
<v Speaker 1>It's used to like do enough for you to like

0:44:49.000 --> 0:44:50.000
<v Speaker 1>feel cute and whatever.

0:44:50.080 --> 0:44:52.640
<v Speaker 2>One a Yeah, someone's going to look good in all

0:44:52.680 --> 0:44:54.400
<v Speaker 2>of them, but one of them is everyone's going to

0:44:54.440 --> 0:44:56.040
<v Speaker 2>look good. Like that's my philosophy. So I was taking

0:44:56.080 --> 0:44:58.400
<v Speaker 2>pictures and then like I'm like, oh, let's look at them,

0:44:58.400 --> 0:45:00.279
<v Speaker 2>and she's like, okay, that's enough, and then like just

0:45:00.400 --> 0:45:02.600
<v Speaker 2>leaves and I'm like too. It was like it was

0:45:02.640 --> 0:45:05.240
<v Speaker 2>nice a year yeah, and I'm like okay, like literally

0:45:05.680 --> 0:45:08.160
<v Speaker 2>like you love that, Okay, that's enough. Yeah. She was like,

0:45:08.200 --> 0:45:10.080
<v Speaker 2>you took like way too many pictures on my fucking

0:45:10.080 --> 0:45:10.720
<v Speaker 2>phone because.

0:45:10.560 --> 0:45:13.080
<v Speaker 1>You were literally taking a burst on her goddamn I.

0:45:13.000 --> 0:45:15.600
<v Speaker 2>Phone, as I should. People should be thinking me, oh my.

0:45:15.600 --> 0:45:17.880
<v Speaker 1>God, imagine going to take a selfie with like somebody

0:45:17.880 --> 0:45:21.040
<v Speaker 1>famous and your phone has no more storage? Literally, what

0:45:21.080 --> 0:45:22.960
<v Speaker 1>do you do? That has to have happened to somebody

0:45:24.840 --> 0:45:31.359
<v Speaker 1>that probably has for the Ellen selfie guys, dude, where

0:45:31.400 --> 0:45:33.560
<v Speaker 1>we didn't get that fucking selfie.

0:45:33.239 --> 0:45:36.480
<v Speaker 2>Dude, have you seen this new fucking photo with Ellen

0:45:36.800 --> 0:45:40.360
<v Speaker 2>in like all of the celebrities at the Awards Show,

0:45:40.600 --> 0:45:42.000
<v Speaker 2>Like neither of.

0:45:42.040 --> 0:45:44.640
<v Speaker 1>Us can name a single other celebrity or the Award

0:45:44.680 --> 0:45:47.399
<v Speaker 1>Show because as you were doing it, I was like, yeah,

0:45:47.520 --> 0:45:49.279
<v Speaker 1>like waiting for you to say something. I know it's

0:45:49.520 --> 0:45:51.160
<v Speaker 1>l Jennifer Lawrence had to have been like.

0:45:51.719 --> 0:45:57.319
<v Speaker 2>Fatiguan has to be in and the one dude, not

0:45:57.920 --> 0:46:00.399
<v Speaker 2>McConaughey and not pit, but the.

0:46:00.400 --> 0:46:02.400
<v Speaker 1>Other I know it's what we're talking about.

0:46:03.040 --> 0:46:04.160
<v Speaker 2>He was in Limitless?

0:46:05.840 --> 0:46:12.200
<v Speaker 1>Is he in a Starsborn? Oh my god? What is

0:46:12.200 --> 0:46:12.680
<v Speaker 1>his name? Way?

0:46:12.719 --> 0:46:16.480
<v Speaker 2>I really it's like Bradley Cooper, b literally Bradley fucking.

0:46:16.239 --> 0:46:21.560
<v Speaker 1>Cooper, Bradley Cooper. I saw someone the other day saying

0:46:21.640 --> 0:46:25.759
<v Speaker 1>Jennifer Lohan like they were like grouping up every like

0:46:25.840 --> 0:46:29.360
<v Speaker 1>early celebrity. They were like Jennifer Lowhan, but Jennifer Lowhand.

0:46:29.400 --> 0:46:32.799
<v Speaker 2>Should we just get really deep for a second, like,

0:46:33.200 --> 0:46:34.840
<v Speaker 2>do you have anything you want to talk about?

0:46:35.080 --> 0:46:38.920
<v Speaker 1>Absolutely no, because my personal life is crumbling before my

0:46:39.000 --> 0:46:41.400
<v Speaker 1>eyes and it was difficult to get on here and

0:46:41.440 --> 0:46:41.960
<v Speaker 1>be funny.

0:46:42.239 --> 0:46:44.320
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we weren't going to have an episode this week,

0:46:44.400 --> 0:46:49.000
<v Speaker 2>but ya persevered. She is ironically going through some shit.

0:46:49.080 --> 0:46:52.320
<v Speaker 1>I'm just like literally such a giving and caring person

0:46:52.400 --> 0:46:54.480
<v Speaker 1>and if I'm feeling down, I just want to make

0:46:54.480 --> 0:46:59.319
<v Speaker 1>sure you feel good. She has to do with the

0:46:59.320 --> 0:47:01.280
<v Speaker 1>fact that I don't like myself, so I don't focus

0:47:01.320 --> 0:47:03.719
<v Speaker 1>on myself because I'm scared of myself. So it has

0:47:03.880 --> 0:47:06.279
<v Speaker 1>less to do with my caring for you, but more

0:47:06.320 --> 0:47:08.640
<v Speaker 1>to do with my lack of caring for myself.

0:47:09.239 --> 0:47:11.799
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's that's what I was talking about, Like, let's

0:47:11.800 --> 0:47:13.920
<v Speaker 2>get deep, let's talk about some deep shit like that.

0:47:14.160 --> 0:47:15.720
<v Speaker 2>You know what, the mother friend of the group.

0:47:15.960 --> 0:47:18.960
<v Speaker 1>It's crazy hearing someone else from the Philip family say that,

0:47:19.000 --> 0:47:21.880
<v Speaker 1>because that's what your mother says to me. She's always

0:47:21.920 --> 0:47:25.440
<v Speaker 1>saying that. It's so weird you guys think.

0:47:25.239 --> 0:47:29.600
<v Speaker 2>So like, oh wow, this, I just didn't know I

0:47:29.600 --> 0:47:31.400
<v Speaker 2>was gonna be violated like this on the podcast, I'm

0:47:31.400 --> 0:47:34.799
<v Speaker 2>gonna start saying I was violated, and you violated me

0:47:34.960 --> 0:47:37.040
<v Speaker 2>with that comment, Like I.

0:47:36.960 --> 0:47:39.680
<v Speaker 1>Don't like the way that sounds like a really harsh

0:47:39.680 --> 0:47:42.719
<v Speaker 1>finger to point at me. Why just say like I

0:47:42.840 --> 0:47:43.920
<v Speaker 1>was violated by.

0:47:43.920 --> 0:47:47.480
<v Speaker 2>Enya, Like, oh my fucking book, Like you know what I'm.

0:47:47.280 --> 0:47:52.600
<v Speaker 1>Saying, like violated me. I feel like yeah, everybody'd be like,

0:47:52.680 --> 0:47:55.600
<v Speaker 1>oh oh.

0:47:54.520 --> 0:47:57.919
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, maybe I'm not gonna make that my vote. I'm

0:47:57.920 --> 0:48:09.319
<v Speaker 2>like that. Okay, Well, I got one more thing to

0:48:09.400 --> 0:48:10.839
<v Speaker 2>leave you all off with, and then we'll do media,

0:48:10.840 --> 0:48:15.560
<v Speaker 2>and then we'll move on. Drew sile one more. Don't

0:48:15.600 --> 0:48:19.480
<v Speaker 2>show me anything on the phone anymore. There's nothing I

0:48:19.560 --> 0:48:22.040
<v Speaker 2>need to know that's in the phone. Show me a

0:48:22.040 --> 0:48:23.800
<v Speaker 2>bird's eye and a child's smile.

0:48:27.640 --> 0:48:30.760
<v Speaker 1>I love, like there's something else in the phone.

0:48:30.760 --> 0:48:34.440
<v Speaker 2>Well, I fucked up because it's supposed to read the phone.

0:48:34.520 --> 0:48:37.000
<v Speaker 2>It's supposed to read. Don't show me anything in the

0:48:37.040 --> 0:48:39.759
<v Speaker 2>phone anymore. There's nothing I need to know that's in

0:48:39.920 --> 0:48:42.279
<v Speaker 2>the phone. Show me a bird's eye or a child.

0:48:44.160 --> 0:48:44.239
<v Speaker 1>No.

0:48:44.400 --> 0:48:46.759
<v Speaker 2>I know that's the way it's supposed to be, but

0:48:47.200 --> 0:48:49.000
<v Speaker 2>I replaced the first in with on.

0:48:50.640 --> 0:48:53.760
<v Speaker 1>It's still in the phone.

0:48:53.960 --> 0:48:56.480
<v Speaker 2>Show me a bird's eye and a child smile.

0:48:58.440 --> 0:49:01.680
<v Speaker 1>Birds lament. All right, let's do media, guys.

0:49:02.120 --> 0:49:04.680
<v Speaker 2>Okay, So I watched a movie today.

0:49:05.760 --> 0:49:08.200
<v Speaker 1>Okay, he's not really happy about it.

0:49:08.520 --> 0:49:14.040
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, A mirror Mine two thousand and five. And the

0:49:14.080 --> 0:49:17.359
<v Speaker 2>only reason I watched this movie was because I saw

0:49:17.400 --> 0:49:22.440
<v Speaker 2>a video of people being like album and a movie

0:49:22.480 --> 0:49:25.000
<v Speaker 2>that compliments it really well or like that carries the

0:49:25.000 --> 0:49:29.120
<v Speaker 2>same energy. And one of my favorite albums ever Byorke's

0:49:29.160 --> 0:49:32.040
<v Speaker 2>best album is Vespertine, And I saw it in the

0:49:32.120 --> 0:49:35.759
<v Speaker 2>list and the person said, this movie Mirror Mind is

0:49:35.800 --> 0:49:39.640
<v Speaker 2>like Vespertine, and I can confirm it gives the same energy.

0:49:39.719 --> 0:49:42.959
<v Speaker 2>Like the sounds in it are really pretty, like it's

0:49:44.040 --> 0:49:46.560
<v Speaker 2>it's a it's really like a mundane movie, but it

0:49:46.760 --> 0:49:49.919
<v Speaker 2>like it's a mixture of like mundane and like how

0:49:49.960 --> 0:49:55.640
<v Speaker 2>to pass time of how to like pass mundane time

0:49:55.719 --> 0:49:57.960
<v Speaker 2>with like spirituality and like how to like how they

0:49:58.000 --> 0:50:01.399
<v Speaker 2>like intertwined. It's really cool. Oh so check it out.

0:50:01.440 --> 0:50:03.680
<v Speaker 2>It's really fucking pretty. Here. Let me show you. I

0:50:03.719 --> 0:50:05.439
<v Speaker 2>was like screen recording it because I was like, look

0:50:05.440 --> 0:50:12.520
<v Speaker 2>at this fucking shot, but like, oh no, no, wait,

0:50:12.520 --> 0:50:17.600
<v Speaker 2>wait wait. And then they just like intercut between sunsets

0:50:17.640 --> 0:50:18.800
<v Speaker 2>and oceans.

0:50:18.280 --> 0:50:20.120
<v Speaker 1>With their it's around criteria.

0:50:20.360 --> 0:50:22.960
<v Speaker 2>No, it's literally on YouTube, so go watch it. It's

0:50:23.000 --> 0:50:26.320
<v Speaker 2>on YouTube two thousand and five. Me your mind. Uh.

0:50:26.360 --> 0:50:31.920
<v Speaker 2>And then my music Yana is actually have a new

0:50:31.960 --> 0:50:35.480
<v Speaker 2>song that I've been listening to. What the hell was

0:50:35.480 --> 0:50:42.319
<v Speaker 2>that sound? Is that our doorbell? Oh?

0:50:42.360 --> 0:50:44.400
<v Speaker 1>Like, there's no way that's the noise it's making.

0:50:45.360 --> 0:50:53.279
<v Speaker 2>The new song is Hannah's Sun by Lomelda. Come on, y'all, like,

0:50:53.400 --> 0:51:01.080
<v Speaker 2>that's a good fucking song. Yeah good, oh so good.

0:51:01.360 --> 0:51:04.600
<v Speaker 2>And then in McDonald's by Burial. If you haven't listened

0:51:04.600 --> 0:51:09.120
<v Speaker 2>to Burial yet, do it classic love love Love, And

0:51:09.160 --> 0:51:11.000
<v Speaker 2>I'm airing out my shit right now, so I'm gonna

0:51:11.000 --> 0:51:11.680
<v Speaker 2>shut the fuck up.

0:51:11.680 --> 0:51:18.440
<v Speaker 1>But yeah, I've been listening to Motamammy Bye Rosalia because

0:51:18.600 --> 0:51:21.080
<v Speaker 1>I never yeah, I never really listened to it like that,

0:51:21.200 --> 0:51:23.080
<v Speaker 1>and then I was like, damn, I'm so bombed. I

0:51:23.080 --> 0:51:24.800
<v Speaker 1>didn't see her live, so I've been listening to that

0:51:24.840 --> 0:51:27.960
<v Speaker 1>album a lot. Only you know by Dion. Everything reminds

0:51:28.000 --> 0:51:32.600
<v Speaker 1>me of her, Elliott Smith, armand Doyley, Maman Sonny and Ebb, Tide,

0:51:32.640 --> 0:51:33.800
<v Speaker 1>Houston and Dorsey.

0:51:34.840 --> 0:51:45.120
<v Speaker 2>This is literally going to be Josh, That's funny. Okay.

0:51:45.239 --> 0:51:48.920
<v Speaker 2>Then last thing I'll lead you guys off with before

0:51:49.520 --> 0:51:54.960
<v Speaker 2>we go is my me canceling my membership. The email

0:51:55.040 --> 0:51:58.640
<v Speaker 2>I sent hello, I want to cancel my membership. The

0:51:58.719 --> 0:52:01.680
<v Speaker 2>sauna is always closed. I was scanned by my last chainer,

0:52:01.760 --> 0:52:03.879
<v Speaker 2>then ignored by the staff once I asked for help,

0:52:03.880 --> 0:52:06.800
<v Speaker 2>and quite frankly, I don't feel safe in the locker room. Also,

0:52:06.880 --> 0:52:09.680
<v Speaker 2>the price point is just also the price point just

0:52:09.719 --> 0:52:11.840
<v Speaker 2>feels outrageous for what you get. Thanks.

0:52:12.120 --> 0:52:15.600
<v Speaker 1>Wow, that was a good read. I love it quite frankly. Yeah,

0:52:15.640 --> 0:52:17.799
<v Speaker 1>and quite frankly like I like.

0:52:17.719 --> 0:52:20.319
<v Speaker 2>When Karen and I don't give a fuck, like suck

0:52:20.400 --> 0:52:20.880
<v Speaker 2>my nuts.

0:52:21.120 --> 0:52:24.280
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's the new fall vibe. That's the fall trend.

0:52:24.320 --> 0:52:29.640
<v Speaker 1>List is being a Karen. So next time someone's trying

0:52:29.640 --> 0:52:32.120
<v Speaker 1>to sell you on TikTok shop items, if it's not

0:52:32.320 --> 0:52:35.439
<v Speaker 1>a Karen suited fit, then you don't need it because

0:52:35.440 --> 0:52:36.600
<v Speaker 1>you're angle.

0:52:37.040 --> 0:52:39.160
<v Speaker 2>And you know what I'm talking about. That's the angle.

0:52:39.320 --> 0:52:40.759
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's exactly it.

0:52:40.880 --> 0:52:42.960
<v Speaker 2>You know what I'm talking about. No, I said, oh,

0:52:42.960 --> 0:52:44.359
<v Speaker 2>I'm going to get a billboard for it.

0:52:44.920 --> 0:52:48.560
<v Speaker 1>Oh that is that.

0:52:48.800 --> 0:52:51.640
<v Speaker 2>There's like an intersection there that people are talking about

0:52:51.680 --> 0:52:52.920
<v Speaker 2>that I'm going to make a commentary on.

0:52:53.160 --> 0:52:56.840
<v Speaker 1>Dude, you say that's the angle, Like I literally was

0:52:56.960 --> 0:53:00.720
<v Speaker 1>freaking me out. I was like, yeah, that is the angle.

0:53:01.320 --> 0:53:03.120
<v Speaker 1>All right, Well, thank you guys for listening. As if

0:53:03.120 --> 0:53:04.719
<v Speaker 1>anybody gives a fuck what I'm going through, I.

0:53:04.640 --> 0:53:12.800
<v Speaker 2>Guess yeah, guys, love yourself, love your family. The nuclear

0:53:12.840 --> 0:53:15.359
<v Speaker 2>family is being destroyed and it's the root of all

0:53:15.400 --> 0:53:16.239
<v Speaker 2>of our problems.

0:53:16.280 --> 0:53:16.759
<v Speaker 1>So like.

0:53:18.600 --> 0:53:21.520
<v Speaker 2>J J, but love yourself.

0:53:22.239 --> 0:53:27.279
<v Speaker 1>Chill, hey, chill, please PA all right and peace.

0:53:27.000 --> 0:53:28.440
<v Speaker 2>And love and unity and respect.

0:53:29.080 --> 0:53:35.160
<v Speaker 1>Bye.

0:53:58.680 --> 0:53:59.600
<v Speaker 2>Mm hmmmmm