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Speaker 1: Welcome to this episode of.

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Speaker 2: Emergency in You has always got to get the last clap.

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Speaker 1: I know, to get the lap, and I have to

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Speaker 1: intro the podcast because if I don't intro the podcast,

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Speaker 1: who's gonna me?

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Speaker 2: Hello, I'm here.

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Speaker 1: No, I just like do it, right, I do it

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Speaker 1: with a cadence that like gets the people's ears perked

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Speaker 1: up and ready for an hour of absolute bullshit.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, well we'll start it off very quickly with the bullshit.

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Speaker 2: So we all know twenty twelve my calendar. Indang, how

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Speaker 2: scary boots that fucking was. Like I was in I

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Speaker 2: think like sixth grade. No, I was probably in like

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Speaker 2: first grade in twenty twelve. I was really young into that.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, because you're sixteen right now. So yeah you were,

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Speaker 1: because I was gonna say I was in like sixth

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Speaker 1: seventh grade, so you were definitely weird.

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Speaker 2: Oh you weren't like boring to hang out with me.

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Speaker 1: Well, I was hanging out with your mom because I

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Speaker 1: banged her to have you.

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Speaker 2: Oh oh, so your mother, you really are.

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Speaker 1: My grand mother. I'm mother too, but I.

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Speaker 2: Am a firm believer. We all know how scary that was.

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Speaker 2: Like I was literally convinced that like a tsunami was

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Speaker 2: gonna eat me up in fucking Granberry, Texas, which is

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Speaker 2: fucking land locked, like three hundred miles into the fucking land.

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Speaker 2: But I was convinced I was gonna die. How do

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Speaker 2: we know we didn't die? How do we know everyone

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Speaker 2: in the world didn't die in twenty twelve and we

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Speaker 2: are just living in the hell right now.

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Speaker 1: I'd be so pissed because I would at least hope

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Speaker 1: that there would be an immediate change, like there would

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Speaker 1: be an immediate flip and like the world is crazy.

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Speaker 1: But if we actually did die and then life just

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Speaker 1: kind of kept pushing and then got like like global

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Speaker 1: warming is just like progressively getting worse, I'm like, that's

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Speaker 1: the hell we're living in.

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Speaker 2: They tricked us, They literally tricked us with twenty sixteen. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: they were like, this is the last good year. We're

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Speaker 2: showing you what life could be like, but instead you

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Speaker 2: get Donald Trump. Chomp, chomp, please save me.

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Speaker 1: Honestly, Like, I'm grateful for Chomp in a lot of ways,

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Speaker 1: A lot of ways being how many awesome jokes like

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Speaker 1: that there are. Think about like if we could have

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Speaker 1: say Donald chomp, like what would be.

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Speaker 2: There and filling the air with it, please please please.

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Speaker 1: Breaking the glasses. Literally wouldn't open the door, Like what

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Speaker 1: did he think was gonna happen?

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Speaker 2: Like Trump was literally going to say He's.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna go off, and it was gonna be like

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Speaker 1: Donald Trump all the walkie talking and be like, let him.

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Speaker 2: Go, let him go. He's one of my members.

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Speaker 1: Also, I feel like I need to clarify I'm not

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Speaker 1: actually grateful for Donald Trump.

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Speaker 2: You know, I thought you actually were so thank you for.

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Speaker 1: I felt like, I know, like a lot of our

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Speaker 1: I was like, oh, I hope nobody actually believes.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, Well the one thing that Chomp did

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Speaker 2: eat with the one thing he did, one good thing

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Speaker 1: I think I know what you're gonna say, and.

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Speaker 2: It was fake news. With fake news. He really did that.

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Speaker 1: Just like circles back to our conversation about how like

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Speaker 1: conservatives and like all those like right wing people, they

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Speaker 1: are really good with the catch words. But they're so

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Speaker 1: good with those little catchphrases and words because that's how

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Speaker 2: They got captured they got tricked by.

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Speaker 1: By leto like the lingo is what brought them in.

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Speaker 1: So then they get like, hello, demon Crat is really

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Speaker 1: fucking good, Like I stand.

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Speaker 2: Hello, are you okay?

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Speaker 1: I'm right here, right here?

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Speaker 2: What's the other one that you and Ryan really like?

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Speaker 1: Please send it to me, Rachel, Jesus was seen, we are, Rachel,

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, show me to me. Please send it

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Speaker 1: to me, Rachel. He was literally seen in Ohio. Please

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Speaker 1: Which one send it to me? Baby? Which one is

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Speaker 1: it on? TikTok? Well me, I'm kidding. You don't do that,

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Speaker 2: You know the instok The background behind that is that

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Speaker 2: Christ appeared in fucking a Walmart parking lot in Ohio,

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Speaker 2: Like what does that look like?

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Speaker 1: That actually had me and were I'm thinking, because we

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Speaker 2: I always imagine him like being our size.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, just like a normal dude, like walking around. And

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Speaker 2: Then yeah, I guess you know, you know what a

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Speaker 2: lot of people like, you know who. A lot of

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Speaker 2: people say I look like Beyonce, Like a lot of

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Speaker 1: But isn't there a video of a girl saying that it's.

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Speaker 2: I think her name is New York but she's like Beyonce.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, because I dude, I'm just having too many

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Speaker 1: Like I was like, that sounds like something Bambi would

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Speaker 2: You're weird, Okay, I'm not so so I know, and

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Speaker 2: like the last oh, I want to address this real quick.

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Speaker 2: This fucking thing. A lot of bitches have been saying,

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Speaker 2: like Drew's always on that damn phone, like get up

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Speaker 2: in the notes app. And it's how this podcast runs

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Speaker 2: is me looking at this fucking phone, so suck my

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Speaker 1: But what was I need to eat from the back?

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Speaker 1: Sloppy style?

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Speaker 2: Ew. Someone's dad saw the podcast and said, like, I

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Speaker 2: like her, but like his energy is really fucking.

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Speaker 1: Scared, Like he didn't like the way you touch your phone,

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Speaker 1: which I do agree with. Drew does touch his phone

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Speaker 2: Exactly we shouldn't. These these are the real demons. Let's

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Speaker 1: It's black mirror. That's your black mirror. I ever thought about.

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Speaker 2: That, looking at it when it closes, you're looking back

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Speaker 1: Interacted with people who like are actually normal and living

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Speaker 1: their life as we, like humans were intended to. And

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Speaker 1: when you say things that have been regurgitated on the

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Speaker 2: I literally sounded. I was like so pseudo intellectual.

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Speaker 1: You to him, you were Alan Watson that moment. He

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Speaker 1: was like, wow, oh my god, Well, shitting on your

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Speaker 1: period is like if you try, just.

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Speaker 2: Don't poop, girls don't. That's what I g the nastiest

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Speaker 2: ship you've literally, I think ever said ever. And like

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Speaker 2: I'm almost like we should cut that, like I was,

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Speaker 2: It's only it's only nasty because one you're lying because

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Speaker 2: girls don't poop, hello, And two girls don't have periods.

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Speaker 1: Well, no, girls like have periods, Like, so girls.

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Speaker 2: Don't poop, you're inferring. You're inferring that girls don't poop,

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Speaker 2: and you just know what.

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Speaker 1: I'm saying, Like both are just like true statements.

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Speaker 2: Okay, wait, you should be a comedian because you're like hilarious.

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Speaker 1: Fuck you, Oh my god, you would do so good

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Speaker 2: Wow. But okay, So in the past couple episodes, I've

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Speaker 2: really crazy, And I'm like, yeah, swaggy right now, I

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Speaker 2: M I'm a Stanley girl, now I'm a Stanley cup.

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Speaker 1: Fuck did you get that? Because I came home and

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Speaker 2: So on the way to Ryan's, I stopped at Dick's

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Speaker 2: Sporting Goods. Well, I stopped there because the title stopped

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Speaker 2: there because Dix. I was like, oh, like, oh okay, Dick.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, because Grinder was down yesterday, so you're really.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, my pastor's name is Dick. But I went to

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Speaker 2: I literally I don't have a Tesla. I don't have that.

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Speaker 2: I never did that.

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Speaker 1: No, yeah, because you hate us.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Elon musk Hello would never support that man. But

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Speaker 2: to Dick's Sporting Goods because I haven't been until long.

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Speaker 2: In that store is like literally one of my favorite

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Speaker 2: And then I saw like a whole shelf of these,

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Speaker 2: and I was like, girl, fuck hydro flask literally fuck

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Speaker 2: hydroflask me, not for me.

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Speaker 1: If you want to ever send me something, please do please.

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Speaker 1: I'm so hard to get hydroflast pr in like twenty nineteen.

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Speaker 2: Say, I've had this ship, I've been by your side

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Speaker 2: for years, and I haven't gotten my flowers at all.

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Speaker 2: So I'm a Stanley Cup girl and so further notice

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Speaker 2: and this fits in the cup holder and I called it.

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Speaker 1: But Hydro did start competing with that, and now they

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Speaker 2: I saw it car and I was really hoping they

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Speaker 2: I was really hoping they came out of the closet,

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Speaker 2: that was like brushed aluminum, Like, oh my god, I

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Speaker 1: Like custom hydro flasks. This isn't like an as for

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Speaker 1: I'll fucking like back together in cartoons when it's like

434
00:20:25,640 --> 00:20:30,680
Speaker 1: really fast going around, it's like yeah, yeah. But basically

435
00:20:30,840 --> 00:20:35,800
Speaker 1: I was the saving queen of the night because I

436
00:20:35,840 --> 00:20:39,320
Speaker 1: fix the tire all by myself and insert video now.

437
00:20:39,280 --> 00:20:42,760
Speaker 2: Girl the tire on? Yeah, how there do you? Guys?

438
00:20:43,080 --> 00:20:47,800
Speaker 2: We try to help, but she wouldn't let us.

439
00:20:47,880 --> 00:20:55,600
Speaker 1: Man the barny movie down to be and Josie and

440
00:20:55,720 --> 00:20:59,240
Speaker 1: Kai Drew told them. While we had the tire up

441
00:20:59,520 --> 00:21:02,680
Speaker 1: and we were like putting the spear on and screwing

442
00:21:02,720 --> 00:21:06,760
Speaker 1: the bolts in, Drew kept saying to Kay and Josie, like,

443
00:21:07,040 --> 00:21:09,400
Speaker 1: be careful putting the spear in the trunk because don't

444
00:21:09,440 --> 00:21:11,119
Speaker 1: push it off of the what is it called like

445
00:21:11,160 --> 00:21:13,359
Speaker 1: a crank? He was like, don't don't push it off

446
00:21:13,359 --> 00:21:15,240
Speaker 1: of there. Don't push it off of there, bitch. They

447
00:21:15,400 --> 00:21:19,879
Speaker 1: didn't fucking listen, and they pushed the tire into the

448
00:21:19,880 --> 00:21:22,760
Speaker 1: trunk too hard. And the car fell right onto the

449
00:21:22,800 --> 00:21:27,480
Speaker 1: spear and the screw thing knocked into my mouth and

450
00:21:27,520 --> 00:21:30,240
Speaker 1: I got to bust the lip because of Kay and Josiah. Yeah,

451
00:21:30,680 --> 00:21:32,600
Speaker 1: they never let them live that down, because they literally

452
00:21:32,600 --> 00:21:34,879
Speaker 1: fucking hit me, which is so weird because I'm their

453
00:21:34,920 --> 00:21:36,879
Speaker 1: friend and I like, I do care for them and

454
00:21:36,920 --> 00:21:38,760
Speaker 1: I'm always looking out for them. But just in a

455
00:21:38,800 --> 00:21:41,920
Speaker 1: split second for joy or like as a joke, they

456
00:21:42,040 --> 00:21:43,440
Speaker 1: decided they wanted to bust my lip.

457
00:21:43,560 --> 00:21:46,119
Speaker 2: Yeah, they really weird. Literally made it in your fucking

458
00:21:46,160 --> 00:21:49,480
Speaker 2: bleed and they almost ripped my fingers off. I was

459
00:21:49,520 --> 00:21:53,639
Speaker 2: so scared. I was literally so scared. But then the

460
00:21:53,720 --> 00:21:56,159
Speaker 2: next day we go to the beach. We have a

461
00:21:56,240 --> 00:21:58,760
Speaker 2: key at the beach for Zamar's birthday, and then we're

462
00:21:58,840 --> 00:22:03,040
Speaker 2: driving home. Guys, I've never seen this happen before, but

463
00:22:03,160 --> 00:22:07,119
Speaker 2: me and Enya witness RoadHead happen. Oh yeah, we forgot

464
00:22:07,160 --> 00:22:07,440
Speaker 2: about it.

465
00:22:08,080 --> 00:22:09,240
Speaker 1: It was so insane.

466
00:22:09,280 --> 00:22:11,320
Speaker 2: It was so lit too. It was so weird.

467
00:22:11,359 --> 00:22:12,840
Speaker 1: I was like, what else happened in the car?

468
00:22:13,080 --> 00:22:16,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was so lit because like we see the

469
00:22:16,320 --> 00:22:17,960
Speaker 2: car in front of us like swerve out of the way,

470
00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:20,000
Speaker 2: and then he's like, what the fuck is that? And

471
00:22:20,040 --> 00:22:20,400
Speaker 2: we drive.

472
00:22:20,480 --> 00:22:22,080
Speaker 1: It was like the middle of the day on a Sunday.

473
00:22:22,160 --> 00:22:23,760
Speaker 1: So in my head, I'm like, there's no way you're drunk.

474
00:22:23,840 --> 00:22:24,920
Speaker 1: Something's happening in there.

475
00:22:25,080 --> 00:22:27,960
Speaker 2: And then like Enya like says, she sees a girl's

476
00:22:27,960 --> 00:22:29,119
Speaker 2: hair like pop up.

477
00:22:29,160 --> 00:22:32,040
Speaker 1: Really yeah, because like when he sworeved, I saw through

478
00:22:32,080 --> 00:22:35,240
Speaker 1: the thing like his arm go like this, and her

479
00:22:35,280 --> 00:22:36,159
Speaker 1: head was lifting up.

480
00:22:36,160 --> 00:22:39,240
Speaker 2: So I was like hmm wait, and so I'm like,

481
00:22:39,280 --> 00:22:42,000
Speaker 2: in your speed up, I'm like, speed up, please speed around.

482
00:22:42,040 --> 00:22:43,960
Speaker 2: So we like jerk out of our lane and start

483
00:22:44,040 --> 00:22:46,719
Speaker 2: jerking off, and like we pull up next to the

484
00:22:46,760 --> 00:22:48,560
Speaker 2: car and we look.

485
00:22:48,440 --> 00:22:51,160
Speaker 1: Over and she was nowhere to be seen.

486
00:22:51,359 --> 00:22:53,360
Speaker 2: She was nowhere to be seen. And he's like looking over,

487
00:22:53,440 --> 00:22:55,200
Speaker 2: he has like the biggest smile on his face. He's

488
00:22:55,200 --> 00:22:57,280
Speaker 2: like cheeky, he's like happy about it, and he knows

489
00:22:57,400 --> 00:22:59,000
Speaker 2: we know. And then like he.

490
00:22:59,080 --> 00:23:01,520
Speaker 1: Just watched me like a fucking perber.

491
00:23:01,800 --> 00:23:05,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, he knows, we know. And so he's laughing.

492
00:23:05,640 --> 00:23:07,960
Speaker 2: We're laughing, and then we've slowed down a little bit,

493
00:23:07,960 --> 00:23:09,320
Speaker 2: and then we speed back up because I'm like, wait,

494
00:23:09,320 --> 00:23:11,919
Speaker 2: hold on, no, there's no way. And then she's now

495
00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:12,560
Speaker 2: back in the.

496
00:23:12,560 --> 00:23:14,480
Speaker 1: Seat and they're all like cracking.

497
00:23:14,600 --> 00:23:17,159
Speaker 2: They're looking at us like cracking the fuck up. And

498
00:23:17,160 --> 00:23:21,080
Speaker 2: then we're just like and like we celebrate like.

499
00:23:21,119 --> 00:23:23,960
Speaker 1: Tearing back, and I'm like, damn, y'all are so cool

500
00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:27,960
Speaker 1: because it was weird for us, Like they're doing no.

501
00:23:28,160 --> 00:23:30,520
Speaker 2: I was gonna say, they're literally getting headed in public,

502
00:23:30,560 --> 00:23:31,200
Speaker 2: Like we were.

503
00:23:31,119 --> 00:23:32,200
Speaker 1: Just into that.

504
00:23:32,400 --> 00:23:34,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, we were just saying that they were like drinking

505
00:23:34,359 --> 00:23:35,280
Speaker 2: that just because we.

506
00:23:35,240 --> 00:23:37,439
Speaker 1: Had to make sure they weren't drinking off the floor.

507
00:23:37,760 --> 00:23:40,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, exactly, because it's really or she passed out,

508
00:23:40,800 --> 00:23:42,360
Speaker 2: like I was just.

509
00:23:42,320 --> 00:23:44,800
Speaker 1: Like looking at her. Also, on the way to the beach,

510
00:23:44,800 --> 00:23:47,320
Speaker 1: we had another car interaction. I really had to poop

511
00:23:47,359 --> 00:23:49,040
Speaker 1: and somebody just so happened to have a thing that

512
00:23:49,080 --> 00:23:51,200
Speaker 1: said honk if you need to poop, and we honked

513
00:23:51,240 --> 00:23:53,240
Speaker 1: and they were I've never seen someone happier about someone

514
00:23:53,240 --> 00:23:55,000
Speaker 1: else thinking to ship, but it was really cute.

515
00:23:55,080 --> 00:23:59,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, we celebrated together, guys. Roads in La are so fun.

516
00:23:59,400 --> 00:24:02,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, ours, we're guests together. Everybody's like stop, car stop,

517
00:24:02,080 --> 00:24:04,239
Speaker 1: car stop cars, Like we live in like a car

518
00:24:04,320 --> 00:24:06,760
Speaker 1: dominated population, but look at what it does for us.

519
00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:10,159
Speaker 2: Yeah, we get RoadHead stories and poop stories.

520
00:24:10,920 --> 00:24:14,480
Speaker 1: Right well, and feminist anthems, No.

521
00:24:16,040 --> 00:24:25,000
Speaker 2: Whoa well? Last episode two episodes ago, I mentioned that

522
00:24:25,280 --> 00:24:28,639
Speaker 2: I am afraid of getting blood clots. Now I have

523
00:24:28,760 --> 00:24:29,920
Speaker 2: a new thing. I'm afraid.

524
00:24:30,119 --> 00:24:31,480
Speaker 1: I thought you were going to like line and say

525
00:24:31,480 --> 00:24:32,320
Speaker 1: you had a blood cloth.

526
00:24:32,400 --> 00:24:36,560
Speaker 2: Yeah. I almost died, guys, No, I literally did almost

527
00:24:36,640 --> 00:24:41,160
Speaker 2: die though. So my new fear is rabies. Like I'm

528
00:24:41,240 --> 00:24:43,640
Speaker 2: convinced that I'm gonna get rabies. Y'all.

529
00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:47,159
Speaker 1: Wait, what animals carry rabies? Is it mammals?

530
00:24:47,200 --> 00:24:50,720
Speaker 2: Most of them? Bats carry raby really do though?

531
00:24:50,760 --> 00:24:52,760
Speaker 1: Like, what does rabies really do to air?

532
00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:57,280
Speaker 2: It makes you literally homophobic or hydrophobia.

533
00:24:57,320 --> 00:25:01,160
Speaker 1: Oh, I have rabies. I think it makes you hide

534
00:25:01,200 --> 00:25:02,600
Speaker 1: your phobic literally.

535
00:25:02,320 --> 00:25:02,960
Speaker 2: It's so scary.

536
00:25:02,960 --> 00:25:06,159
Speaker 1: And this you already are you stinky bitch like shower

537
00:25:06,240 --> 00:25:12,840
Speaker 1: bit You got rabies And that's what hyprophobia actually also

538
00:25:12,920 --> 00:25:15,399
Speaker 1: to do with like drinking water, yes, which I know

539
00:25:15,440 --> 00:25:17,439
Speaker 1: a lot of y'all who have that because you refused

540
00:25:17,440 --> 00:25:22,040
Speaker 1: to stop squirting those little fucking liquid and like strawberry

541
00:25:22,119 --> 00:25:24,439
Speaker 1: packets into your water. I saw this girl take this

542
00:25:24,560 --> 00:25:27,880
Speaker 1: huge gallon and she put like red for she put

543
00:25:27,880 --> 00:25:31,439
Speaker 1: like a bunch of red forty in it, like strawberry selsy.

544
00:25:31,520 --> 00:25:32,600
Speaker 1: It is like all this shit.

545
00:25:32,960 --> 00:25:35,359
Speaker 2: I can't talk my ship on this, like I think it.

546
00:25:35,560 --> 00:25:37,960
Speaker 2: I want like, like you're not drinking water, I want

547
00:25:37,960 --> 00:25:40,760
Speaker 2: strawberry cake flavored water. I'm sorry, Like that sounds good

548
00:25:40,800 --> 00:25:45,439
Speaker 2: to me, That's disgusting. So the thing with brabies is

549
00:25:46,119 --> 00:25:47,960
Speaker 2: so you can like be sleeping in a tin and

550
00:25:48,040 --> 00:25:49,720
Speaker 2: I or you can be chilling in your bed with

551
00:25:49,760 --> 00:25:53,160
Speaker 2: your window open while you're sleeping and a bat flies

552
00:25:53,200 --> 00:25:53,800
Speaker 2: into your room.

553
00:25:53,920 --> 00:26:00,479
Speaker 1: Okay, so the probabilities already incredibly listen to be getting

554
00:26:00,600 --> 00:26:05,280
Speaker 1: of like a Halloween movie from this that's ray.

555
00:26:05,640 --> 00:26:07,760
Speaker 2: They bite you in your sleep, you don't even feel

556
00:26:07,760 --> 00:26:09,679
Speaker 2: it because their bites are so small. You wake up,

557
00:26:09,720 --> 00:26:11,359
Speaker 2: you look at your arm and you're like, oh, fuck,

558
00:26:11,440 --> 00:26:14,760
Speaker 2: a spider bit me. Three days later you're like, well

559
00:26:14,760 --> 00:26:17,760
Speaker 2: I'm a little sick. It's already too fucking late. The

560
00:26:17,840 --> 00:26:21,440
Speaker 2: second you show signs for rabies, no, And that's even

561
00:26:21,560 --> 00:26:24,320
Speaker 2: what's even crazier is like the videos of people with

562
00:26:24,440 --> 00:26:28,679
Speaker 2: hydrophobia from rabies is fucking so scary because like you

563
00:26:28,720 --> 00:26:31,520
Speaker 2: put a water in their face and they're like like.

564
00:26:31,840 --> 00:26:34,440
Speaker 1: Literally give because that would be too fun.

565
00:26:34,520 --> 00:26:34,639
Speaker 2: You know.

566
00:26:34,760 --> 00:26:38,600
Speaker 1: They're literally like going up to somebody who's literally terrified

567
00:26:38,600 --> 00:26:39,240
Speaker 1: of liquid and.

568
00:26:39,280 --> 00:26:42,679
Speaker 2: Then you just die slightly. Then you literally die slowly,

569
00:26:42,720 --> 00:26:43,840
Speaker 2: and there's no cure for it.

570
00:26:43,960 --> 00:26:45,920
Speaker 1: You can't get like liquids pumped into you.

571
00:26:45,960 --> 00:26:48,280
Speaker 2: No, you don't. You don't die of like dehydration. You

572
00:26:48,359 --> 00:26:49,920
Speaker 2: just die from fucking rabies.

573
00:26:50,160 --> 00:26:51,760
Speaker 1: Why would they have a cure? How many people are

574
00:26:51,760 --> 00:26:55,560
Speaker 1: getting rabies? That's really not that movie.

575
00:26:56,119 --> 00:26:58,640
Speaker 2: But I'm still fucking scared because when I'm camping, there's

576
00:26:58,680 --> 00:27:01,560
Speaker 2: bats out there and they be swooping. That's fucking bite

577
00:27:02,040 --> 00:27:04,960
Speaker 2: I love, but he said, try to bite me. They

578
00:27:05,040 --> 00:27:06,679
Speaker 2: literally try to bite me every time I'm out there.

579
00:27:06,720 --> 00:27:08,639
Speaker 2: I have like people that can vouch for me every

580
00:27:08,680 --> 00:27:12,159
Speaker 2: fucking time I'm literally the victim of a bat attack.

581
00:27:12,240 --> 00:27:15,200
Speaker 2: Like it's literally so scary. And I'm talking and it

582
00:27:15,240 --> 00:27:18,080
Speaker 2: made me so happy, and I ain't talking Gotham and

583
00:27:18,119 --> 00:27:19,080
Speaker 2: I'm not talking.

584
00:27:19,920 --> 00:27:25,200
Speaker 1: Okay, Like, seriously, what the fucket's wrong with you? Well,

585
00:27:25,240 --> 00:27:27,320
Speaker 1: in on Duras, when I was like seven, one time I.

586
00:27:27,320 --> 00:27:29,960
Speaker 2: Went to go take my little You're literally lying.

587
00:27:30,560 --> 00:27:32,679
Speaker 1: One time I went to go take my bucket shower

588
00:27:32,760 --> 00:27:36,600
Speaker 1: bath and my grandma had just heated me up some

589
00:27:36,640 --> 00:27:39,040
Speaker 1: water on the stove. I had like a nice little,

590
00:27:39,040 --> 00:27:41,199
Speaker 1: big warm bucket. So I went into the bathroom with

591
00:27:41,240 --> 00:27:44,760
Speaker 1: my bucket about to shower, and I just hear like

592
00:27:45,840 --> 00:27:48,199
Speaker 1: and I'm like like freaking out, and I look up

593
00:27:48,240 --> 00:27:50,040
Speaker 1: and there was a bat stuck in the bathroom with me,

594
00:27:50,080 --> 00:27:52,040
Speaker 1: and I freaked the fuck out and ran out, and

595
00:27:52,119 --> 00:27:53,760
Speaker 1: my grandma had to go in with a broom and

596
00:27:53,840 --> 00:27:55,760
Speaker 1: trying to get him out, and but like my grandma

597
00:27:55,800 --> 00:27:57,560
Speaker 1: like accidentally closed the door behind us. So then we

598
00:27:57,560 --> 00:27:59,439
Speaker 1: were just in there with a broom, a bat and

599
00:27:59,520 --> 00:28:03,520
Speaker 1: like me and my bucket of water. And I didn't

600
00:28:03,520 --> 00:28:06,280
Speaker 1: get rabies, but I actually love bats. They're so cute.

601
00:28:06,880 --> 00:28:09,440
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that would have sounded like I would.

602
00:28:09,200 --> 00:28:13,280
Speaker 2: Have not been okay. So you know, like I'm afraid

603
00:28:13,320 --> 00:28:16,159
Speaker 2: of getting rabies, Like I'm convinced I'm gonna get rabies,

604
00:28:16,480 --> 00:28:17,160
Speaker 2: but you know the.

605
00:28:17,240 --> 00:28:19,720
Speaker 1: Bat is gonna come through your window at night in

606
00:28:19,760 --> 00:28:22,720
Speaker 1: the middle of Los Angeles. Yeah, yeah, because I didn't

607
00:28:22,760 --> 00:28:23,600
Speaker 1: see about the other night.

608
00:28:23,640 --> 00:28:26,800
Speaker 2: It's a thing. But just like I'm convinced I'm gonna

609
00:28:26,800 --> 00:28:29,040
Speaker 2: get rabies, I'm convinced I'm gonna win the lottery. Like

610
00:28:29,080 --> 00:28:33,720
Speaker 2: it's on this same level of like deletion that's yeah exactly.

611
00:28:34,400 --> 00:28:38,000
Speaker 2: But we were talking yesterday and I was like, I

612
00:28:38,040 --> 00:28:40,520
Speaker 2: was like doing like I had bought a lottery ticket

613
00:28:40,520 --> 00:28:42,160
Speaker 2: because it was like two billion dollars or something. I

614
00:28:42,200 --> 00:28:44,080
Speaker 2: was like, I literally can't buy it, not buy a

615
00:28:44,080 --> 00:28:45,800
Speaker 2: lottery ticket. And then I was like, oh my god,

616
00:28:45,840 --> 00:28:47,240
Speaker 2: I forgot I had this. And then I checked the

617
00:28:47,280 --> 00:28:49,560
Speaker 2: app and I was like, we got someone won, Like

618
00:28:49,920 --> 00:28:52,600
Speaker 2: oh my god, I literally won. I just know. I

619
00:28:52,640 --> 00:28:54,560
Speaker 2: was like, I just know I fucking won. So I

620
00:28:54,600 --> 00:28:59,440
Speaker 2: made in your record. I didn't win, but I thought

621
00:28:59,480 --> 00:29:02,640
Speaker 2: about it, and I was like, if I won like

622
00:29:02,720 --> 00:29:04,960
Speaker 2: two million dollars on the lottery, like I would be

623
00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:05,920
Speaker 2: so pissed, Like I.

624
00:29:05,840 --> 00:29:08,400
Speaker 1: Would like so much of it gets taken for taxes. Yeah,

625
00:29:08,560 --> 00:29:11,400
Speaker 1: like if it went two million versus like two billion,

626
00:29:11,760 --> 00:29:15,360
Speaker 1: like I would I actually no, it would make me happy,

627
00:29:15,360 --> 00:29:17,880
Speaker 1: but I'd be like, damn, I could have made two billion.

628
00:29:18,040 --> 00:29:20,040
Speaker 2: I know literally, That's what I'm saying. Like if I

629
00:29:20,160 --> 00:29:22,000
Speaker 2: won just two million, I'd be like, bro, like what

630
00:29:22,040 --> 00:29:23,680
Speaker 2: am I supposed to do with that? Like buy a

631
00:29:23,720 --> 00:29:26,240
Speaker 2: fucking Lamborghini urist, Like I can only buy one, not

632
00:29:26,360 --> 00:29:27,400
Speaker 2: three hundred, Like.

633
00:29:28,960 --> 00:29:31,360
Speaker 1: Say, like if you're gonna be gluttonous and win the lottery.

634
00:29:31,440 --> 00:29:33,360
Speaker 1: You needed to be like to the full extreme, not

635
00:29:33,440 --> 00:29:35,280
Speaker 1: like yeah, I guess. Oh my god, living in LA,

636
00:29:35,480 --> 00:29:37,000
Speaker 1: like you can't even get like a.

637
00:29:36,920 --> 00:29:38,960
Speaker 2: Really nice hib I know, you can't even get like

638
00:29:39,040 --> 00:29:42,600
Speaker 2: a house in LA. It's fucking terrifying. Housing markets collapsing soon.

639
00:29:42,720 --> 00:29:45,120
Speaker 2: Like I promise just way guys waited out will be good.

640
00:29:45,040 --> 00:29:47,040
Speaker 1: To Well, this is what I wanted to show you.

641
00:29:47,680 --> 00:29:48,600
Speaker 1: That made me laugh.

642
00:29:48,760 --> 00:29:50,960
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you're no, it's like not.

643
00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:54,720
Speaker 1: That funny, but it stills me because you have to

644
00:29:54,720 --> 00:30:00,400
Speaker 1: look at the time and everything. Yes, the fuck I.

645
00:30:00,360 --> 00:30:05,120
Speaker 2: Do bit, Yes, I I think period.

646
00:30:05,400 --> 00:30:09,120
Speaker 1: It's like I was really feeling emotionally charged in the

647
00:30:09,120 --> 00:30:10,680
Speaker 1: middle of the night the other night and I was like,

648
00:30:10,720 --> 00:30:12,800
Speaker 1: I need to write this out, and then I went

649
00:30:12,840 --> 00:30:14,760
Speaker 1: to go start and I was like my Brad was

650
00:30:14,800 --> 00:30:18,200
Speaker 1: like and then I just left it alone.

651
00:30:18,520 --> 00:30:18,960
Speaker 2: And I thought I.

652
00:30:18,960 --> 00:30:22,760
Speaker 1: Would circle back, but I instead circle jerk with Drew's

653
00:30:22,800 --> 00:30:27,320
Speaker 1: mom and then we fell asleep. So imagine being so brave.

654
00:30:27,400 --> 00:30:30,400
Speaker 1: Your first day is at the beach. You are a killer.

655
00:30:30,720 --> 00:30:31,360
Speaker 1: Are the killer.

656
00:30:31,480 --> 00:30:34,360
Speaker 2: See whoever I'm dating will not see my body for

657
00:30:34,480 --> 00:30:35,040
Speaker 2: three years.

658
00:30:35,280 --> 00:30:38,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean I think that's correct. Yeah, because I mean,

659
00:30:38,160 --> 00:30:40,480
Speaker 1: but I'm speaking more like as a victim who has

660
00:30:40,520 --> 00:30:41,280
Speaker 1: seen your body.

661
00:30:41,400 --> 00:30:44,560
Speaker 2: I know it's it's really traumatic, y'all. Like it really

662
00:30:44,840 --> 00:30:47,520
Speaker 2: is like a scary it's scary as fun.

663
00:30:47,720 --> 00:30:51,240
Speaker 1: It's like when Neptune and SpongeBob shows his head. That's

664
00:30:51,240 --> 00:30:51,880
Speaker 1: what it felt.

665
00:30:51,880 --> 00:30:55,600
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it's like Pharrell in the Big Hat. Yes, Neptune,

666
00:30:55,760 --> 00:30:59,120
Speaker 2: so you get it. Neptunes, Pharrell, Big Hat, sponge Bob

667
00:30:59,400 --> 00:31:03,040
Speaker 2: Drew scary body. Like there's just, like I say, there's

668
00:31:03,080 --> 00:31:05,280
Speaker 2: like levels and layers to it, and y'all just like

669
00:31:05,360 --> 00:31:09,680
Speaker 2: aren't there Yeah, yeah, to like fully understand the grasp

670
00:31:09,720 --> 00:31:14,000
Speaker 2: of what I'm saying. Okay, So there's another thing. I

671
00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:16,200
Speaker 2: think something bad is gonna happen again. Like I really

672
00:31:16,240 --> 00:31:19,120
Speaker 2: do think something big is coming, because it's been like

673
00:31:19,160 --> 00:31:22,280
Speaker 2: almost a year since I've predicted that, like something big

674
00:31:22,360 --> 00:31:26,040
Speaker 2: was coming. Yeah, not an earthquake. I'm thinking something like

675
00:31:26,400 --> 00:31:31,000
Speaker 2: on the microcosmic level of like our house, Like I'm

676
00:31:31,040 --> 00:31:33,960
Speaker 2: thinking like someone is gonna invade us, or someone's gonna

677
00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:35,400
Speaker 2: try to you even.

678
00:31:35,480 --> 00:31:37,800
Speaker 1: Want to think that. I mean, I guess I didn't

679
00:31:37,840 --> 00:31:40,840
Speaker 1: have the feeling two days or yesterday that I genuinely

680
00:31:40,880 --> 00:31:42,640
Speaker 1: am convinced right now that I'm going to die soon.

681
00:31:42,840 --> 00:31:46,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, And I made it in your record. Actually we

682
00:31:46,200 --> 00:31:49,120
Speaker 2: both did that, we both recorded.

683
00:31:48,680 --> 00:31:50,080
Speaker 1: It will yeah.

684
00:31:51,760 --> 00:31:51,920
Speaker 2: Right.

685
00:31:52,480 --> 00:31:55,720
Speaker 1: But I just like sometimes I get into these points

686
00:31:55,760 --> 00:31:58,000
Speaker 1: where I'm like, oh, I need to feel everything I'm

687
00:31:58,000 --> 00:32:00,520
Speaker 1: supposed to feel right now because one like, very soon,

688
00:32:00,560 --> 00:32:02,480
Speaker 1: I will not have this. And then I was listening

689
00:32:02,480 --> 00:32:04,239
Speaker 1: to a song yesterday before I fell asleep, and I

690
00:32:04,280 --> 00:32:07,080
Speaker 1: was like, this is genuinely what I think dying feels like.

691
00:32:07,640 --> 00:32:10,320
Speaker 1: I'm listening to the song. It's a Robin Gootree song

692
00:32:10,360 --> 00:32:12,640
Speaker 1: that's really good, but I'm like, this is definitely what

693
00:32:12,680 --> 00:32:13,520
Speaker 1: it feels.

694
00:32:13,160 --> 00:32:13,480
Speaker 2: Like to me.

695
00:32:14,280 --> 00:32:16,680
Speaker 1: I want to I can't name it because I was

696
00:32:16,680 --> 00:32:18,360
Speaker 1: listening to the whole CD, so I would have to go,

697
00:32:18,480 --> 00:32:20,120
Speaker 1: like listen through because I don't know the track.

698
00:32:20,440 --> 00:32:25,560
Speaker 2: But Keeper, okay, gay Keeper Gaykeeper.

699
00:32:25,600 --> 00:32:28,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, I do keep them. I have a lot around me.

700
00:32:28,640 --> 00:32:33,640
Speaker 1: It's like weird. Honestly, I was gonna say, say, oh,

701
00:32:33,840 --> 00:32:37,680
Speaker 1: opening up pad in a public restroom is the equivalent

702
00:32:37,800 --> 00:32:40,280
Speaker 1: to opening a bag of candy when the movie starts

703
00:32:40,360 --> 00:32:43,480
Speaker 1: at the movie theater. It's just like that same pressure

704
00:32:43,520 --> 00:32:45,880
Speaker 1: you feel where you're like, fuck, am I like how

705
00:32:45,880 --> 00:32:47,320
Speaker 1: am I gonna do this. Am I gonna be brave

706
00:32:47,360 --> 00:32:48,960
Speaker 1: and just like fucking get it over with and rip

707
00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:51,760
Speaker 1: it open? Or am I gonna like slowly like you know,

708
00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:55,680
Speaker 1: like those people translate, like the girls in the movie

709
00:32:55,680 --> 00:32:58,240
Speaker 1: Theater who just rip that shit open, are the same

710
00:32:58,240 --> 00:32:59,720
Speaker 1: ones in the bathroom.

711
00:32:59,320 --> 00:33:01,560
Speaker 2: Who are just like and that's me. Like when I'm

712
00:33:01,600 --> 00:33:04,040
Speaker 2: opening my pad in the bathroom, I'm like, I don't

713
00:33:04,080 --> 00:33:07,000
Speaker 2: give a fuck about your feelings, Like I'm gonna open

714
00:33:07,040 --> 00:33:08,440
Speaker 2: this and I'm gonna own it.

715
00:33:08,840 --> 00:33:10,840
Speaker 1: You should be embarrassed though, because you're using it like

716
00:33:10,880 --> 00:33:14,760
Speaker 1: a pseudo diaper, because you shut out your I have

717
00:33:14,800 --> 00:33:17,160
Speaker 1: a soggy boy on the back of your underwear.

718
00:33:17,480 --> 00:33:20,120
Speaker 2: I have a soggy fucking bottom Okay, like a gaping

719
00:33:20,120 --> 00:33:21,520
Speaker 2: bottom hole up there.

720
00:33:21,560 --> 00:33:24,920
Speaker 1: It is being forced as a young girl to go

721
00:33:25,040 --> 00:33:28,000
Speaker 1: to a swimming pool in like a family setting when

722
00:33:28,120 --> 00:33:30,040
Speaker 1: what like when you first started your period and you

723
00:33:30,080 --> 00:33:33,040
Speaker 1: were only allowed to wear pads. That is the kind

724
00:33:33,240 --> 00:33:36,200
Speaker 1: of like trauma that I don't think I see anybody

725
00:33:36,240 --> 00:33:39,440
Speaker 1: talking about, like being forced to wear it. Being forced

726
00:33:39,440 --> 00:33:41,920
Speaker 1: to wear a pad in a pool like that is

727
00:33:41,960 --> 00:33:45,080
Speaker 1: like so fucked up, Like is that a thing that's a.

728
00:33:45,200 --> 00:33:47,720
Speaker 1: I think that's a universal thing. Is like most girls

729
00:33:47,760 --> 00:33:51,160
Speaker 1: who start their periods start using pads. You're always around

730
00:33:51,200 --> 00:33:53,480
Speaker 1: family events and like situations where you're gonna get in

731
00:33:53,520 --> 00:33:55,320
Speaker 1: a pool. You don't want to be the weirdo who's

732
00:33:55,360 --> 00:33:58,240
Speaker 1: not in the pool, So you're purely God.

733
00:33:58,640 --> 00:34:02,040
Speaker 2: I didn't know we were talking about that. Oh nasty.

734
00:34:02,640 --> 00:34:04,240
Speaker 2: All of y'all are fucking nice.

735
00:34:04,560 --> 00:34:07,800
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Like, what's wrong with you? Where's the love?

736
00:34:07,840 --> 00:34:08,640
Speaker 1: What did the Barbie move?

737
00:34:08,680 --> 00:34:08,799
Speaker 2: Oh?

738
00:34:08,840 --> 00:34:09,520
Speaker 1: You haven't seen it?

739
00:34:10,520 --> 00:34:13,319
Speaker 2: Where's the fucking hits? They don't talk about periods and Barbie? Actually,

740
00:34:13,360 --> 00:34:14,120
Speaker 2: maybe I should.

741
00:34:13,960 --> 00:34:16,560
Speaker 1: Go see it so you can learn about period.

742
00:34:16,280 --> 00:34:19,000
Speaker 2: No, so I cannot have to learn about periods because

743
00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:20,160
Speaker 2: they don't talk about it.

744
00:34:20,840 --> 00:34:23,520
Speaker 1: They do if you haven't seen it, Like, I don't know,

745
00:34:23,680 --> 00:34:26,920
Speaker 1: just ignore me, but they do. I don't know why

746
00:34:26,920 --> 00:34:28,440
Speaker 1: I'm telling you that you haven't seen that movie. I

747
00:34:28,440 --> 00:34:30,760
Speaker 1: shouldn't do that. No, I don't want to say.

748
00:34:30,600 --> 00:34:37,759
Speaker 2: It right right right. Well, the other day I was

749
00:34:37,760 --> 00:34:41,040
Speaker 2: looking in the mirror. The other day I was looking

750
00:34:41,040 --> 00:34:41,640
Speaker 2: in the mirror.

751
00:34:43,080 --> 00:34:44,759
Speaker 1: What, like, seriously, was wrong with you?

752
00:34:44,920 --> 00:34:47,520
Speaker 2: No? I was just looking at myself and I was

753
00:34:47,520 --> 00:34:50,360
Speaker 2: like playing a game. I was playing a game, seeing

754
00:34:50,360 --> 00:34:52,040
Speaker 2: how long I could stare at myself in the eyes

755
00:34:52,120 --> 00:34:55,840
Speaker 2: for before I like completely like experienced ego death. I

756
00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:58,799
Speaker 2: really don't suggest anyone does that, but like if you

757
00:34:58,960 --> 00:35:02,680
Speaker 2: really want to have, like for real, like a psychedelic experience,

758
00:35:02,800 --> 00:35:05,719
Speaker 2: like look at yourself in the mirror for longer than three.

759
00:35:05,520 --> 00:35:11,520
Speaker 1: Minutes, like actually be examined in a really really serious way,

760
00:35:11,680 --> 00:35:13,640
Speaker 1: like the think I was probably just on the couch

761
00:35:13,640 --> 00:35:16,480
Speaker 1: playing Fortnite and like ten feet away, that's what you're

762
00:35:16,480 --> 00:35:21,879
Speaker 1: doing in the bathroom, seriously, need help, people around listen.

763
00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:23,759
Speaker 2: I was staring at myself. I was like it was

764
00:35:23,760 --> 00:35:25,400
Speaker 2: like a game. I was like, how long can I

765
00:35:25,440 --> 00:35:25,719
Speaker 2: do this?

766
00:35:25,760 --> 00:35:26,320
Speaker 1: For it?

767
00:35:26,360 --> 00:35:28,440
Speaker 2: And then I got lost in it and then I

768
00:35:28,480 --> 00:35:30,560
Speaker 2: like snapped out of it and I saw myself for

769
00:35:30,600 --> 00:35:33,080
Speaker 2: the first time, like for really what I am and

770
00:35:33,120 --> 00:35:33,600
Speaker 2: what I look like.

771
00:35:33,680 --> 00:35:35,840
Speaker 1: Because literally mean when I get addicted to the grind

772
00:35:35,840 --> 00:35:36,680
Speaker 1: and I got a step.

773
00:35:36,480 --> 00:35:39,160
Speaker 2: There, yeah, exactly exactly, I get lost in the saw hospital.

774
00:35:39,280 --> 00:35:41,560
Speaker 2: I saw myself for who I really am and what

775
00:35:41,600 --> 00:35:43,279
Speaker 2: I really looked like. I know who you are, and

776
00:35:43,320 --> 00:35:46,280
Speaker 2: I'm convinced you for who you are. We switched timelines

777
00:35:46,280 --> 00:35:48,840
Speaker 2: and then like like in the last like two months.

778
00:35:48,880 --> 00:35:53,440
Speaker 1: So you have this thing when when you're experiencing emotional events,

779
00:35:53,560 --> 00:35:57,279
Speaker 1: you just convince yourself you switched time, you can leave.

780
00:35:58,080 --> 00:35:59,759
Speaker 2: I didn't take that as a note and I didn't

781
00:35:59,760 --> 00:36:01,560
Speaker 2: write down, and I was just trying to be funny.

782
00:36:01,600 --> 00:36:05,720
Speaker 2: I didn't actually think that.

783
00:36:06,160 --> 00:36:09,040
Speaker 1: This is like every time I talk about any relationships,

784
00:36:09,040 --> 00:36:12,680
Speaker 1: like romantic relationship problems I'm in with Drew, he always

785
00:36:12,760 --> 00:36:16,520
Speaker 1: loops it back to the economy, Like he within twelve

786
00:36:16,600 --> 00:36:19,799
Speaker 1: hours of me like just talking through something with him

787
00:36:20,239 --> 00:36:22,840
Speaker 1: was like, dude, it's literally like the economy. Like you

788
00:36:23,160 --> 00:36:25,200
Speaker 1: gotta like like get your place in and like you

789
00:36:25,239 --> 00:36:27,279
Speaker 1: either like thug it out and you end up good

790
00:36:27,320 --> 00:36:28,960
Speaker 1: on the other side, or you pull out and like

791
00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:31,239
Speaker 1: you never know what happens, like or like you said

792
00:36:31,239 --> 00:36:31,680
Speaker 1: something like.

793
00:36:31,640 --> 00:36:35,000
Speaker 2: That and then you but did I eat? Did I eat? Look? Look, look,

794
00:36:35,040 --> 00:36:38,920
Speaker 2: you can apply it both ways, like listen, listen, listen, listen, listen.

795
00:36:39,320 --> 00:36:42,040
Speaker 2: When you invest invest in the stock market, if it

796
00:36:42,200 --> 00:36:44,560
Speaker 2: dips down a little bit and you pull out, you

797
00:36:44,640 --> 00:36:49,280
Speaker 2: actually lost money. But if you stay in and it

798
00:36:49,360 --> 00:36:51,680
Speaker 2: goes back up, you didn't lose money and you gained

799
00:36:51,680 --> 00:36:54,520
Speaker 2: a profit. So basically, stay in your own fucking lane.

800
00:36:54,560 --> 00:36:56,520
Speaker 2: And it's like that on the goddamn highway when we're

801
00:36:56,560 --> 00:36:59,040
Speaker 2: in traffic. Stay in your goddamn fucking lane, bitch.

802
00:37:01,440 --> 00:37:04,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, seriously wrong with you? I guess yeah, like it

803
00:37:04,440 --> 00:37:06,919
Speaker 1: makes sense, but just to be in a position where

804
00:37:06,920 --> 00:37:08,319
Speaker 1: I'm like crying and I'm like, yeah, you know, like

805
00:37:08,360 --> 00:37:10,960
Speaker 1: I don't know, like this is like whatever, and You're

806
00:37:11,000 --> 00:37:13,760
Speaker 1: just like, dude, this is exactly like this is what I've.

807
00:37:13,600 --> 00:37:17,799
Speaker 2: Been telling you, Lizzy maguire, Lizzy MacGuire, No, but I

808
00:37:17,920 --> 00:37:18,760
Speaker 2: literally twice.

809
00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:21,360
Speaker 1: But the second time he did catch himself, he was like, Okay,

810
00:37:22,080 --> 00:37:23,120
Speaker 1: I need to stop doing that.

811
00:37:23,440 --> 00:37:25,480
Speaker 2: I was like, this is the second time I've related

812
00:37:25,520 --> 00:37:28,880
Speaker 2: your emotions to the economy, and it's proving your point

813
00:37:28,920 --> 00:37:31,480
Speaker 2: that I am like not a robot, or I am

814
00:37:31,520 --> 00:37:36,360
Speaker 2: a robot. But yeah, that's what you get for coming

815
00:37:36,400 --> 00:37:40,800
Speaker 2: to me, of all people with emotional problems, because I

816
00:37:40,840 --> 00:37:42,879
Speaker 2: am emotionless.

817
00:37:43,440 --> 00:37:46,200
Speaker 1: Also, I'm sorry I started laughing because my top three

818
00:37:46,280 --> 00:37:49,879
Speaker 1: notes are all about my couchie, But like, what the

819
00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:51,560
Speaker 1: fuck is that machine?

820
00:37:52,320 --> 00:37:55,400
Speaker 2: I eat so much cheese and pickles. My pea word

821
00:37:55,520 --> 00:38:00,359
Speaker 2: probably tastes like electric shock from a dephibulator. I mean

822
00:38:00,400 --> 00:38:07,080
Speaker 2: You're right, like, is like the I could it tastes

823
00:38:07,120 --> 00:38:09,399
Speaker 2: like battery. I feel like those tastes like I feel

824
00:38:09,400 --> 00:38:11,160
Speaker 2: like your vagina tastes like a nine old battery.

825
00:38:11,560 --> 00:38:14,279
Speaker 1: Yeah, I lie, like I can see that, Like you

826
00:38:14,280 --> 00:38:16,279
Speaker 1: know when you used to like the old Android. That's

827
00:38:16,280 --> 00:38:18,239
Speaker 1: what I'm saying, Like, that's what I'm saying.

828
00:38:18,560 --> 00:38:21,279
Speaker 2: You know, oh, you know the new Nintendo Switch cartridges.

829
00:38:21,800 --> 00:38:25,120
Speaker 2: That's what bronze. Your bronze and tasteless. It's bitter and scary.

830
00:38:25,320 --> 00:38:29,040
Speaker 1: It's like alcohols. And then the last thing I said

831
00:38:29,040 --> 00:38:32,200
Speaker 1: about periods and Kouchi is if someone told me doing

832
00:38:32,239 --> 00:38:34,960
Speaker 1: meth once a month stop my period, I'd try it. Also,

833
00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:36,640
Speaker 1: I'm just in a mental state where I think i'd

834
00:38:36,719 --> 00:38:37,160
Speaker 1: just try it.

835
00:38:37,200 --> 00:38:40,640
Speaker 2: In general, Yeah, that would be lit. We should like

836
00:38:40,680 --> 00:38:42,000
Speaker 2: start on meth.

837
00:38:41,960 --> 00:38:44,680
Speaker 1: Once and then it's like once a month just like

838
00:38:44,680 --> 00:38:45,520
Speaker 1: stops your period.

839
00:38:45,520 --> 00:38:45,800
Speaker 2: Paint.

840
00:38:46,239 --> 00:38:50,000
Speaker 1: Yeah. Actually, I mean it's it's.

841
00:38:48,880 --> 00:38:51,680
Speaker 2: A literal win win situation because you get high from

842
00:38:51,719 --> 00:38:55,560
Speaker 2: meth and you also don't have a period. Yeah, so yeah,

843
00:38:55,680 --> 00:38:58,359
Speaker 2: but don't do that. Yeah, don't try that. Don't even

844
00:38:58,400 --> 00:39:03,000
Speaker 2: taste that out. But yeah, I feel like lately I'm

845
00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:10,200
Speaker 2: giving like fishy cunt. Okay, okay, wait, okay, I got okay.

846
00:39:10,280 --> 00:39:12,760
Speaker 2: So I gotta say, a lot of the famous people

847
00:39:12,840 --> 00:39:17,920
Speaker 2: y'all know, aren't that cool? I don't know. Oh, it

848
00:39:17,960 --> 00:39:21,680
Speaker 2: was a joke and the cadence is all wrong. It

849
00:39:21,719 --> 00:39:23,160
Speaker 2: was supposed to be like I know all of.

850
00:39:23,600 --> 00:39:29,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, every famous person? Did you through your

851
00:39:29,120 --> 00:39:31,840
Speaker 1: notes and trying to understand your tone before saying it

852
00:39:31,840 --> 00:39:36,160
Speaker 1: out loud was the craziest thing I've ever heard.

853
00:39:37,160 --> 00:39:38,680
Speaker 2: Oh, this is a good one. I think we've talked

854
00:39:38,719 --> 00:39:40,640
Speaker 2: about it before, but I literally don't give a fuck.

855
00:39:40,920 --> 00:39:44,600
Speaker 2: How are people still breaking records like while they're running? Like,

856
00:39:44,640 --> 00:39:47,759
Speaker 2: how are people getting How are people getting faster and faster?

857
00:39:47,800 --> 00:39:51,520
Speaker 1: And I know the technology, it's that fucking Celsius.

858
00:39:51,520 --> 00:39:53,680
Speaker 2: It's like in the technology and the sneakers and like

859
00:39:53,719 --> 00:39:57,239
Speaker 2: whatever the running form, but like, really think about it, like,

860
00:39:57,520 --> 00:39:59,799
Speaker 2: how are we getting faster? It makes no fucking sense.

861
00:39:59,840 --> 00:40:01,880
Speaker 2: And and that brings me to the next thing. It

862
00:40:02,040 --> 00:40:04,359
Speaker 2: already talked about it. It's like two weeks old now, but

863
00:40:04,440 --> 00:40:07,600
Speaker 2: the girl that like kind of cheated her way into

864
00:40:07,640 --> 00:40:11,520
Speaker 2: the race and literally recorded the slowest.

865
00:40:10,960 --> 00:40:13,000
Speaker 1: What they say about right now, the.

866
00:40:12,760 --> 00:40:15,160
Speaker 2: World's slowest fucking time fuck.

867
00:40:15,200 --> 00:40:17,320
Speaker 1: I wish I remember exactly because it wasn't a popular

868
00:40:17,400 --> 00:40:19,760
Speaker 1: video that you showed me that like had this voiceover,

869
00:40:19,880 --> 00:40:23,680
Speaker 1: but it was like this average and unhealthy woman. Yeah yeah,

870
00:40:24,120 --> 00:40:25,400
Speaker 1: literally how people describe it.

871
00:40:25,840 --> 00:40:31,040
Speaker 2: Yeah exactly. But she recorded the world's slowest time like

872
00:40:31,600 --> 00:40:32,200
Speaker 2: in a race.

873
00:40:32,239 --> 00:40:34,960
Speaker 1: What I like laughing at myself being like that's.

874
00:40:34,800 --> 00:40:43,280
Speaker 2: Me okay, Shane Dawson, Me, okay, that's a literally amazing.

875
00:40:43,000 --> 00:40:44,400
Speaker 1: I'd rather be at home with the pizza.

876
00:40:44,640 --> 00:40:50,640
Speaker 2: Ah, what the heck? The Ghost, the Gucci Ghost full

877
00:40:50,680 --> 00:40:52,360
Speaker 2: track suit, Gucci Ghost.

878
00:40:52,600 --> 00:40:53,120
Speaker 1: I'm parting.

879
00:40:54,560 --> 00:40:59,880
Speaker 2: Welcome to Drew Shy on corner. I've noticed enough and

880
00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:01,680
Speaker 2: I'm going to stop paying attention now.

881
00:41:06,520 --> 00:41:09,200
Speaker 1: Actually, how I feel Like I was sitting and talking

882
00:41:09,239 --> 00:41:13,160
Speaker 1: to Elisa and her homie about like law school and stuff,

883
00:41:13,200 --> 00:41:15,160
Speaker 1: and I was saying that I was like, damn, bro,

884
00:41:15,320 --> 00:41:17,520
Speaker 1: I don't think I've ever felt this stupid in my life.

885
00:41:17,680 --> 00:41:19,680
Speaker 1: Like I literally couldn't tell you the first thing you

886
00:41:19,719 --> 00:41:22,160
Speaker 1: do at law school. But I don't know a single

887
00:41:22,200 --> 00:41:25,000
Speaker 1: thing you're supposed to learn the laws, Like that's literally

888
00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:27,680
Speaker 1: where my knowledge of Like also what you just have

889
00:41:27,760 --> 00:41:28,719
Speaker 1: to know every law?

890
00:41:28,840 --> 00:41:31,120
Speaker 2: Like what is the test like that for like I know,

891
00:41:31,640 --> 00:41:34,720
Speaker 2: we're literally talking about the same thing about like mathematics,

892
00:41:34,760 --> 00:41:37,440
Speaker 2: like looking at people like solve the code to nuclear

893
00:41:37,520 --> 00:41:39,680
Speaker 2: bombs and it's like a bunch of letters and numbers

894
00:41:39,680 --> 00:41:42,240
Speaker 2: on the board. I'm like, yeah, fucking right, you're lying.

895
00:41:42,280 --> 00:41:43,319
Speaker 2: You just wanted to fake it.

896
00:41:43,400 --> 00:41:46,160
Speaker 1: Like that's not right, that doesn't mean anything. Also, like

897
00:41:46,560 --> 00:41:48,400
Speaker 1: I could put symbols on a board and then just

898
00:41:48,440 --> 00:41:50,920
Speaker 1: tell you what I think they mean and it's gonna

899
00:41:50,920 --> 00:41:53,200
Speaker 1: make sense. Like so I just don't believe you, and

900
00:41:53,200 --> 00:41:56,319
Speaker 1: it's really weird. But yeah, I just will never learn

901
00:41:56,360 --> 00:41:59,680
Speaker 1: anything ever. Again, I don't think exactly exactly, which is

902
00:41:59,680 --> 00:42:01,919
Speaker 1: exactly what our parents did at one point.

903
00:42:02,160 --> 00:42:08,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, our parents literally cheated the system. Iis and Fetti

904
00:42:08,120 --> 00:42:13,000
Speaker 2: Whopper running shit in twenty fourteen. For real. That's a

905
00:42:13,120 --> 00:42:15,520
Speaker 2: crazy mix think about it, though, I.

906
00:42:15,440 --> 00:42:17,480
Speaker 1: Mean it is true. That's all that was the talk

907
00:42:17,560 --> 00:42:19,839
Speaker 1: of the town. Yeah, talk of the town. Remember when

908
00:42:19,840 --> 00:42:21,200
Speaker 1: the talk of the town was swine flu.

909
00:42:21,600 --> 00:42:23,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was convinced I was gonna get it.

910
00:42:23,880 --> 00:42:25,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, everybody thought they were gonna get swine flu. But

911
00:42:25,600 --> 00:42:27,200
Speaker 1: I guess I feel like that's equivalent to you thinking

912
00:42:27,239 --> 00:42:30,080
Speaker 1: you're gonna get rabies. But I didn't know a kid

913
00:42:30,120 --> 00:42:31,479
Speaker 1: growing up who actually did get swine.

914
00:42:31,600 --> 00:42:33,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was starting to grow around in my school,

915
00:42:33,960 --> 00:42:35,600
Speaker 2: like three kids got it, but they caught it before

916
00:42:35,640 --> 00:42:41,120
Speaker 2: it spread. But yeah, I think I'm responsible for the

917
00:42:41,200 --> 00:42:43,560
Speaker 2: demise of ISIS. Like I think I single handedly.

918
00:42:43,800 --> 00:42:46,720
Speaker 1: I actually do believe you. Somebody from their team definitely

919
00:42:46,760 --> 00:42:47,080
Speaker 1: saw you.

920
00:42:47,320 --> 00:42:49,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, because I was posting like ig stories back in

921
00:42:49,600 --> 00:42:53,000
Speaker 2: like twenty sixteen of me saying like isis like literally

922
00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:55,800
Speaker 2: please fucking stop, and it literally worked. Dude.

923
00:42:55,840 --> 00:42:58,440
Speaker 1: I cannot believe what the internet has fed us since

924
00:42:58,440 --> 00:43:00,439
Speaker 1: we were children, like the fact that we were even

925
00:43:00,440 --> 00:43:03,000
Speaker 1: a part of that conversation we were literally baby. Yeah,

926
00:43:03,040 --> 00:43:05,800
Speaker 1: that is insane, I know, and thinking so much about

927
00:43:05,920 --> 00:43:09,200
Speaker 1: like I don't know, like our moral ambiguity that's come

928
00:43:09,239 --> 00:43:10,919
Speaker 1: with the Internet and how it's like such a toss

929
00:43:11,000 --> 00:43:12,759
Speaker 1: up and like you really have to choose one side,

930
00:43:12,800 --> 00:43:14,160
Speaker 1: but do you like there's so much.

931
00:43:14,040 --> 00:43:16,800
Speaker 2: Great context in the world. Yeah, it's really really fucked

932
00:43:16,880 --> 00:43:21,240
Speaker 2: up that I was like thirteen years old, like going

933
00:43:21,280 --> 00:43:25,360
Speaker 2: through puberty actively and watching people die on my iPhone,

934
00:43:25,400 --> 00:43:28,080
Speaker 2: Like that's so fucking crazy that it's.

935
00:43:27,880 --> 00:43:30,480
Speaker 1: Like insane, Like every day, it's not like we stopped

936
00:43:30,480 --> 00:43:32,719
Speaker 1: it were we like all at the age where we

937
00:43:32,719 --> 00:43:34,080
Speaker 1: were like, Okay, there has to be a way to

938
00:43:34,080 --> 00:43:34,480
Speaker 1: stop this.

939
00:43:34,600 --> 00:43:35,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, but like I don't.

940
00:43:35,719 --> 00:43:36,160
Speaker 1: Know that there is.

941
00:43:36,280 --> 00:43:38,759
Speaker 2: I cannot believe and like there's nothing my parents could

942
00:43:38,760 --> 00:43:40,919
Speaker 2: have done about it, Like I was going to watch

943
00:43:40,960 --> 00:43:45,239
Speaker 2: people die anyway, and like I've like a part of

944
00:43:45,320 --> 00:43:48,920
Speaker 2: me is like bad shit exist and we should be

945
00:43:49,000 --> 00:43:51,680
Speaker 2: able to consume it. But like there has to be

946
00:43:51,719 --> 00:43:54,319
Speaker 2: like a way line. There has to be a line

947
00:43:54,360 --> 00:43:57,359
Speaker 2: that we just can't cross. And I think for children, Yeah,

948
00:43:57,440 --> 00:44:00,400
Speaker 2: me at thirteen years old watching isis be head someone

949
00:44:00,480 --> 00:44:02,480
Speaker 2: is like that long in like I shouldn't know what

950
00:44:02,520 --> 00:44:11,560
Speaker 2: that is, right right, Oh, this is the last thing

951
00:44:11,560 --> 00:44:16,279
Speaker 2: I'll talk about. Then we'll get into media. But me

952
00:44:16,320 --> 00:44:18,319
Speaker 2: and Nya left the house yesterday for the first time

953
00:44:18,320 --> 00:44:20,880
Speaker 2: in like three weeks, and we went to Sephora. And

954
00:44:20,920 --> 00:44:22,960
Speaker 2: if you're watching, like this isn't a dig at you,

955
00:44:23,040 --> 00:44:26,560
Speaker 2: It's literally like we were dying laughing after this interaction.

956
00:44:27,320 --> 00:44:32,320
Speaker 2: But one of the like people.

957
00:44:32,480 --> 00:44:36,280
Speaker 1: The prodcaster I can't remember her name.

958
00:44:35,280 --> 00:44:37,560
Speaker 2: And she she was like, oh, can I get a picture?

959
00:44:37,560 --> 00:44:38,879
Speaker 2: And I was like yeah, sure, and she was like, oh,

960
00:44:38,880 --> 00:44:40,200
Speaker 2: but like, how are we going to do this like,

961
00:44:40,320 --> 00:44:41,719
Speaker 2: and I was like, oh, I have long arms, like

962
00:44:41,760 --> 00:44:43,640
Speaker 2: I'll take it. So I was like holding your picture,

963
00:44:43,640 --> 00:44:45,640
Speaker 2: and I was like taking like a bunch of photos

964
00:44:45,680 --> 00:44:47,080
Speaker 2: because I'm like, oh, like, let's.

965
00:44:46,960 --> 00:44:48,880
Speaker 1: It's used to like do enough for you to like

966
00:44:49,000 --> 00:44:50,000
Speaker 1: feel cute and whatever.

967
00:44:50,080 --> 00:44:52,640
Speaker 2: One a Yeah, someone's going to look good in all

968
00:44:52,680 --> 00:44:54,400
Speaker 2: of them, but one of them is everyone's going to

969
00:44:54,440 --> 00:44:56,040
Speaker 2: look good. Like that's my philosophy. So I was taking

970
00:44:56,080 --> 00:44:58,400
Speaker 2: pictures and then like I'm like, oh, let's look at them,

971
00:44:58,400 --> 00:45:00,279
Speaker 2: and she's like, okay, that's enough, and then like just

972
00:45:00,400 --> 00:45:02,600
Speaker 2: leaves and I'm like too. It was like it was

973
00:45:02,640 --> 00:45:05,240
Speaker 2: nice a year yeah, and I'm like okay, like literally

974
00:45:05,680 --> 00:45:08,160
Speaker 2: like you love that, Okay, that's enough. Yeah. She was like,

975
00:45:08,200 --> 00:45:10,080
Speaker 2: you took like way too many pictures on my fucking

976
00:45:10,080 --> 00:45:10,720
Speaker 2: phone because.

977
00:45:10,560 --> 00:45:13,080
Speaker 1: You were literally taking a burst on her goddamn I.

978
00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:15,600
Speaker 2: Phone, as I should. People should be thinking me, oh my.

979
00:45:15,600 --> 00:45:17,880
Speaker 1: God, imagine going to take a selfie with like somebody

980
00:45:17,880 --> 00:45:21,040
Speaker 1: famous and your phone has no more storage? Literally, what

981
00:45:21,080 --> 00:45:22,960
Speaker 1: do you do? That has to have happened to somebody

982
00:45:24,840 --> 00:45:31,359
Speaker 1: that probably has for the Ellen selfie guys, dude, where

983
00:45:31,400 --> 00:45:33,560
Speaker 1: we didn't get that fucking selfie.

984
00:45:33,239 --> 00:45:36,480
Speaker 2: Dude, have you seen this new fucking photo with Ellen

985
00:45:36,800 --> 00:45:40,360
Speaker 2: in like all of the celebrities at the Awards Show,

986
00:45:40,600 --> 00:45:42,000
Speaker 2: Like neither of.

987
00:45:42,040 --> 00:45:44,640
Speaker 1: Us can name a single other celebrity or the Award

988
00:45:44,680 --> 00:45:47,399
Speaker 1: Show because as you were doing it, I was like, yeah,

989
00:45:47,520 --> 00:45:49,279
Speaker 1: like waiting for you to say something. I know it's

990
00:45:49,520 --> 00:45:51,160
Speaker 1: l Jennifer Lawrence had to have been like.

991
00:45:51,719 --> 00:45:57,319
Speaker 2: Fatiguan has to be in and the one dude, not

992
00:45:57,920 --> 00:46:00,399
Speaker 2: McConaughey and not pit, but the.

993
00:46:00,400 --> 00:46:02,400
Speaker 1: Other I know it's what we're talking about.

994
00:46:03,040 --> 00:46:04,160
Speaker 2: He was in Limitless?

995
00:46:05,840 --> 00:46:12,200
Speaker 1: Is he in a Starsborn? Oh my god? What is

996
00:46:12,200 --> 00:46:12,680
Speaker 1: his name? Way?

997
00:46:12,719 --> 00:46:16,480
Speaker 2: I really it's like Bradley Cooper, b literally Bradley fucking.

998
00:46:16,239 --> 00:46:21,560
Speaker 1: Cooper, Bradley Cooper. I saw someone the other day saying

999
00:46:21,640 --> 00:46:25,759
Speaker 1: Jennifer Lohan like they were like grouping up every like

1000
00:46:25,840 --> 00:46:29,360
Speaker 1: early celebrity. They were like Jennifer Lowhan, but Jennifer Lowhand.

1001
00:46:29,400 --> 00:46:32,799
Speaker 2: Should we just get really deep for a second, like,

1002
00:46:33,200 --> 00:46:34,840
Speaker 2: do you have anything you want to talk about?

1003
00:46:35,080 --> 00:46:38,920
Speaker 1: Absolutely no, because my personal life is crumbling before my

1004
00:46:39,000 --> 00:46:41,400
Speaker 1: eyes and it was difficult to get on here and

1005
00:46:41,440 --> 00:46:41,960
Speaker 1: be funny.

1006
00:46:42,239 --> 00:46:44,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, we weren't going to have an episode this week,

1007
00:46:44,400 --> 00:46:49,000
Speaker 2: but ya persevered. She is ironically going through some shit.

1008
00:46:49,080 --> 00:46:52,320
Speaker 1: I'm just like literally such a giving and caring person

1009
00:46:52,400 --> 00:46:54,480
Speaker 1: and if I'm feeling down, I just want to make

1010
00:46:54,480 --> 00:46:59,319
Speaker 1: sure you feel good. She has to do with the

1011
00:46:59,320 --> 00:47:01,280
Speaker 1: fact that I don't like myself, so I don't focus

1012
00:47:01,320 --> 00:47:03,719
Speaker 1: on myself because I'm scared of myself. So it has

1013
00:47:03,880 --> 00:47:06,279
Speaker 1: less to do with my caring for you, but more

1014
00:47:06,320 --> 00:47:08,640
Speaker 1: to do with my lack of caring for myself.

1015
00:47:09,239 --> 00:47:11,799
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's that's what I was talking about, Like, let's

1016
00:47:11,800 --> 00:47:13,920
Speaker 2: get deep, let's talk about some deep shit like that.

1017
00:47:14,160 --> 00:47:15,720
Speaker 2: You know what, the mother friend of the group.

1018
00:47:15,960 --> 00:47:18,960
Speaker 1: It's crazy hearing someone else from the Philip family say that,

1019
00:47:19,000 --> 00:47:21,880
Speaker 1: because that's what your mother says to me. She's always

1020
00:47:21,920 --> 00:47:25,440
Speaker 1: saying that. It's so weird you guys think.

1021
00:47:25,239 --> 00:47:29,600
Speaker 2: So like, oh wow, this, I just didn't know I

1022
00:47:29,600 --> 00:47:31,400
Speaker 2: was gonna be violated like this on the podcast, I'm

1023
00:47:31,400 --> 00:47:34,799
Speaker 2: gonna start saying I was violated, and you violated me

1024
00:47:34,960 --> 00:47:37,040
Speaker 2: with that comment, Like I.

1025
00:47:36,960 --> 00:47:39,680
Speaker 1: Don't like the way that sounds like a really harsh

1026
00:47:39,680 --> 00:47:42,719
Speaker 1: finger to point at me. Why just say like I

1027
00:47:42,840 --> 00:47:43,920
Speaker 1: was violated by.

1028
00:47:43,920 --> 00:47:47,480
Speaker 2: Enya, Like, oh my fucking book, Like you know what I'm.

1029
00:47:47,280 --> 00:47:52,600
Speaker 1: Saying, like violated me. I feel like yeah, everybody'd be like,

1030
00:47:52,680 --> 00:47:55,600
Speaker 1: oh oh.

1031
00:47:54,520 --> 00:47:57,919
Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe I'm not gonna make that my vote. I'm

1032
00:47:57,920 --> 00:48:09,319
Speaker 2: like that. Okay, Well, I got one more thing to

1033
00:48:09,400 --> 00:48:10,839
Speaker 2: leave you all off with, and then we'll do media,

1034
00:48:10,840 --> 00:48:15,560
Speaker 2: and then we'll move on. Drew sile one more. Don't

1035
00:48:15,600 --> 00:48:19,480
Speaker 2: show me anything on the phone anymore. There's nothing I

1036
00:48:19,560 --> 00:48:22,040
Speaker 2: need to know that's in the phone. Show me a

1037
00:48:22,040 --> 00:48:23,800
Speaker 2: bird's eye and a child's smile.

1038
00:48:27,640 --> 00:48:30,760
Speaker 1: I love, like there's something else in the phone.

1039
00:48:30,760 --> 00:48:34,440
Speaker 2: Well, I fucked up because it's supposed to read the phone.

1040
00:48:34,520 --> 00:48:37,000
Speaker 2: It's supposed to read. Don't show me anything in the

1041
00:48:37,040 --> 00:48:39,759
Speaker 2: phone anymore. There's nothing I need to know that's in

1042
00:48:39,920 --> 00:48:42,279
Speaker 2: the phone. Show me a bird's eye or a child.

1043
00:48:44,160 --> 00:48:44,239
Speaker 1: No.

1044
00:48:44,400 --> 00:48:46,759
Speaker 2: I know that's the way it's supposed to be, but

1045
00:48:47,200 --> 00:48:49,000
Speaker 2: I replaced the first in with on.

1046
00:48:50,640 --> 00:48:53,760
Speaker 1: It's still in the phone.

1047
00:48:53,960 --> 00:48:56,480
Speaker 2: Show me a bird's eye and a child smile.

1048
00:48:58,440 --> 00:49:01,680
Speaker 1: Birds lament. All right, let's do media, guys.

1049
00:49:02,120 --> 00:49:04,680
Speaker 2: Okay, So I watched a movie today.

1050
00:49:05,760 --> 00:49:08,200
Speaker 1: Okay, he's not really happy about it.

1051
00:49:08,520 --> 00:49:14,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, A mirror Mine two thousand and five. And the

1052
00:49:14,080 --> 00:49:17,359
Speaker 2: only reason I watched this movie was because I saw

1053
00:49:17,400 --> 00:49:22,440
Speaker 2: a video of people being like album and a movie

1054
00:49:22,480 --> 00:49:25,000
Speaker 2: that compliments it really well or like that carries the

1055
00:49:25,000 --> 00:49:29,120
Speaker 2: same energy. And one of my favorite albums ever Byorke's

1056
00:49:29,160 --> 00:49:32,040
Speaker 2: best album is Vespertine, And I saw it in the

1057
00:49:32,120 --> 00:49:35,759
Speaker 2: list and the person said, this movie Mirror Mind is

1058
00:49:35,800 --> 00:49:39,640
Speaker 2: like Vespertine, and I can confirm it gives the same energy.

1059
00:49:39,719 --> 00:49:42,959
Speaker 2: Like the sounds in it are really pretty, like it's

1060
00:49:44,040 --> 00:49:46,560
Speaker 2: it's a it's really like a mundane movie, but it

1061
00:49:46,760 --> 00:49:49,919
Speaker 2: like it's a mixture of like mundane and like how

1062
00:49:49,960 --> 00:49:55,640
Speaker 2: to pass time of how to like pass mundane time

1063
00:49:55,719 --> 00:49:57,960
Speaker 2: with like spirituality and like how to like how they

1064
00:49:58,000 --> 00:50:01,399
Speaker 2: like intertwined. It's really cool. Oh so check it out.

1065
00:50:01,440 --> 00:50:03,680
Speaker 2: It's really fucking pretty. Here. Let me show you. I

1066
00:50:03,719 --> 00:50:05,439
Speaker 2: was like screen recording it because I was like, look

1067
00:50:05,440 --> 00:50:12,520
Speaker 2: at this fucking shot, but like, oh no, no, wait,

1068
00:50:12,520 --> 00:50:17,600
Speaker 2: wait wait. And then they just like intercut between sunsets

1069
00:50:17,640 --> 00:50:18,800
Speaker 2: and oceans.

1070
00:50:18,280 --> 00:50:20,120
Speaker 1: With their it's around criteria.

1071
00:50:20,360 --> 00:50:22,960
Speaker 2: No, it's literally on YouTube, so go watch it. It's

1072
00:50:23,000 --> 00:50:26,320
Speaker 2: on YouTube two thousand and five. Me your mind. Uh.

1073
00:50:26,360 --> 00:50:31,920
Speaker 2: And then my music Yana is actually have a new

1074
00:50:31,960 --> 00:50:35,480
Speaker 2: song that I've been listening to. What the hell was

1075
00:50:35,480 --> 00:50:42,319
Speaker 2: that sound? Is that our doorbell? Oh?

1076
00:50:42,360 --> 00:50:44,400
Speaker 1: Like, there's no way that's the noise it's making.

1077
00:50:45,360 --> 00:50:53,279
Speaker 2: The new song is Hannah's Sun by Lomelda. Come on, y'all, like,

1078
00:50:53,400 --> 00:51:01,080
Speaker 2: that's a good fucking song. Yeah good, oh so good.

1079
00:51:01,360 --> 00:51:04,600
Speaker 2: And then in McDonald's by Burial. If you haven't listened

1080
00:51:04,600 --> 00:51:09,120
Speaker 2: to Burial yet, do it classic love love Love, And

1081
00:51:09,160 --> 00:51:11,000
Speaker 2: I'm airing out my shit right now, so I'm gonna

1082
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Speaker 2: shut the fuck up.

1083
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Speaker 1: But yeah, I've been listening to Motamammy Bye Rosalia because

1084
00:51:18,600 --> 00:51:21,080
Speaker 1: I never yeah, I never really listened to it like that,

1085
00:51:21,200 --> 00:51:23,080
Speaker 1: and then I was like, damn, I'm so bombed. I

1086
00:51:23,080 --> 00:51:24,800
Speaker 1: didn't see her live, so I've been listening to that

1087
00:51:24,840 --> 00:51:27,960
Speaker 1: album a lot. Only you know by Dion. Everything reminds

1088
00:51:28,000 --> 00:51:32,600
Speaker 1: me of her, Elliott Smith, armand Doyley, Maman Sonny and Ebb, Tide,

1089
00:51:32,640 --> 00:51:33,800
Speaker 1: Houston and Dorsey.

1090
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Speaker 2: This is literally going to be Josh, That's funny. Okay.

1091
00:51:45,239 --> 00:51:48,920
Speaker 2: Then last thing I'll lead you guys off with before

1092
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Speaker 2: we go is my me canceling my membership. The email

1093
00:51:55,040 --> 00:51:58,640
Speaker 2: I sent hello, I want to cancel my membership. The

1094
00:51:58,719 --> 00:52:01,680
Speaker 2: sauna is always closed. I was scanned by my last chainer,

1095
00:52:01,760 --> 00:52:03,879
Speaker 2: then ignored by the staff once I asked for help,

1096
00:52:03,880 --> 00:52:06,800
Speaker 2: and quite frankly, I don't feel safe in the locker room. Also,

1097
00:52:06,880 --> 00:52:09,680
Speaker 2: the price point is just also the price point just

1098
00:52:09,719 --> 00:52:11,840
Speaker 2: feels outrageous for what you get. Thanks.

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Speaker 1: Wow, that was a good read. I love it quite frankly. Yeah,

1100
00:52:15,640 --> 00:52:17,799
Speaker 1: and quite frankly like I like.

1101
00:52:17,719 --> 00:52:20,319
Speaker 2: When Karen and I don't give a fuck, like suck

1102
00:52:20,400 --> 00:52:20,880
Speaker 2: my nuts.

1103
00:52:21,120 --> 00:52:24,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the new fall vibe. That's the fall trend.

1104
00:52:24,320 --> 00:52:29,640
Speaker 1: List is being a Karen. So next time someone's trying

1105
00:52:29,640 --> 00:52:32,120
Speaker 1: to sell you on TikTok shop items, if it's not

1106
00:52:32,320 --> 00:52:35,439
Speaker 1: a Karen suited fit, then you don't need it because

1107
00:52:35,440 --> 00:52:36,600
Speaker 1: you're angle.

1108
00:52:37,040 --> 00:52:39,160
Speaker 2: And you know what I'm talking about. That's the angle.

1109
00:52:39,320 --> 00:52:40,759
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's exactly it.

1110
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Speaker 2: You know what I'm talking about. No, I said, oh,

1111
00:52:42,960 --> 00:52:44,359
Speaker 2: I'm going to get a billboard for it.

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Speaker 1: Oh that is that.

1113
00:52:48,800 --> 00:52:51,640
Speaker 2: There's like an intersection there that people are talking about

1114
00:52:51,680 --> 00:52:52,920
Speaker 2: that I'm going to make a commentary on.

1115
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Speaker 1: Dude, you say that's the angle, Like I literally was

1116
00:52:56,960 --> 00:53:00,720
Speaker 1: freaking me out. I was like, yeah, that is the angle.

1117
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Speaker 1: All right, Well, thank you guys for listening. As if

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Speaker 1: anybody gives a fuck what I'm going through, I.

1119
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Speaker 2: Guess yeah, guys, love yourself, love your family. The nuclear

1120
00:53:12,840 --> 00:53:15,359
Speaker 2: family is being destroyed and it's the root of all

1121
00:53:15,400 --> 00:53:16,239
Speaker 2: of our problems.

1122
00:53:16,280 --> 00:53:16,759
Speaker 1: So like.

1123
00:53:18,600 --> 00:53:21,520
Speaker 2: J J, but love yourself.

1124
00:53:22,239 --> 00:53:27,279
Speaker 1: Chill, hey, chill, please PA all right and peace.

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00:53:27,000 --> 00:53:28,440
Speaker 2: And love and unity and respect.

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Speaker 1: Bye.

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Speaker 2: Mm hmmmmm