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Speaker 1: Jubils Dirty Little Secret on the New Hits of one

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Speaker 1: six one a text in at four one oh six

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Speaker 1: one that says, I have a dirty little secret. I'm

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Speaker 1: extorting money from my boss. Oh is that you? Oh

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Speaker 1: damn it, Evan. Remember if you want to tell a

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Speaker 1: dirty little secret, I have to do is text in

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Speaker 1: four one oh six one. You can tell your secret

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Speaker 1: on the show. Maybe not that one, because I feel

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Speaker 1: like we could probably get in trouble for that one. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: but we'll let you tell your secret on the air,

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Speaker 1: and you'll always remain anonymous. Nobody will know who you are.

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Speaker 1: That's why everybody who calls into Tell a Dirty Little

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Speaker 1: Secret gets an anonymous nickname. And on the phone right

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Speaker 1: now from the nineties, Wraptu of Salt and Pepper, Spinderella,

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Speaker 1: Sprella Subspin, whoo hey, everybody, you sound different than I remember. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I have a cold. Spenderella with a cold is on

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Speaker 1: the phone. What have you been doing in your free time? Spinderella?

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Speaker 1: You know now that you're not making beats for Salt

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Speaker 1: and Pepper anymore. Yeah, Oh, I've been doing arts and crafts,

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Speaker 1: you know, very awfully. But you know I can tell

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Speaker 1: them for a million dollars with my name. All right,

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Speaker 1: well what is your dirty little secret? Well, I used

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Speaker 1: to play uh all the sports you know, football, baseball, uh, basketball, Uh,

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Speaker 1: not very good at it at all, whatsoever? Uh? And

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Speaker 1: you know I grew up in my hometown Boise, and

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Speaker 1: and I moved away. Uh. They're really keeping contact with

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Speaker 1: a munch peeble except for like me, muhamm and dad.

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Speaker 1: And that's about it. And uh So anyway, I started

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Speaker 1: a job while back, and and in my office, I

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Speaker 1: uh I put up some trophies of MVP Player of

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Speaker 1: the year uh from my high school and in college

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Speaker 1: and and you know basketball trophies and football trophies, and

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Speaker 1: they're really are these your trophies? Well, technically they're mine.

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Speaker 1: Technically they're yours. Yeah what does that mean? Well, I

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Speaker 1: just took off the original name and put my name

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Speaker 1: on it. So you're did you stole other people's trophies

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Speaker 1: to put in your office and you put your name

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Speaker 1: on it so people will think you were a world

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Speaker 1: class athlete or something. Yes, round about way, that's that's

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Speaker 1: what I did. So you stole them because you can

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Speaker 1: buy them and get them in grave. Yeah, yeah, to

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Speaker 1: still people's trophies. Well I've also done that too, you know.

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Speaker 1: Wait you okay, so you've stolen trophies from people and

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Speaker 1: put your name on it to keep in your office,

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Speaker 1: to fool people into thinking that you were a really

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Speaker 1: good athlete when you're younger, and you're also buying trophies.

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Speaker 1: What kind of trophies? Well, you know, Mel's softball team

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Speaker 1: and stuff like that, like some athletes racketball, racket ball trophy. Wow,

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Speaker 1: who are you trying to impress? Well, just new friends

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Speaker 1: and my co workers friends, because and I can't really

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Speaker 1: do that from my hometown and stuff like that. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: because your hometown knows that you aren't the Your hometown

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Speaker 1: knows you weren't the star quarterback of the football team.

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Speaker 1: I mean also, okay, so you have that, you know,

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Speaker 1: trophy about you winning the softball league. You if are

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Speaker 1: you actually good at softball? Have you you even played softball?

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Speaker 1: I played softball a few times in my lifetime, a

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Speaker 1: few times. It's horrible, But my co workers, I'm great.

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Speaker 1: What happens when like they want to do like a

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Speaker 1: softball party, like, oh, we gotta get him in. He's like,

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Speaker 1: have you seen all the trophies in his office. He's

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Speaker 1: gotta be amazing. He's gonna be the whatever, the team captain. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: well I've had conversations and I've just quickly avoided that

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Speaker 1: and started talking about work and yeah, and then there's

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Speaker 1: always the go to that a lot of dudes have anybody,

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Speaker 1: any guy out there, I know exactly what you can do.

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Speaker 1: You know where I'm gonna go with this. Yeah, and

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Speaker 1: I think most dudes probably do. Any guy out there

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Speaker 1: who doesn't want to admit that they weren't the best

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Speaker 1: athlete in high school but they did play sports, they

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Speaker 1: always talk about how good they were or how good

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Speaker 1: they could have been if they didn't hurt their kneel.

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Speaker 1: The AL that's the one. Yeah, the ACL or THECLS.

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Speaker 1: I like, man, I was I was gonna be captain

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Speaker 1: to the football team pretty sure, but stupid knee injury,

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Speaker 1: so I stopped playing in my sophomore year. Yeah, it's like, oh,

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Speaker 1: the Celtics had me on the line. But you know,

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Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure I could have gone to college, could

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Speaker 1: have gone pro. But you could always do that. That

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Speaker 1: happened one time. Somebody wanted to play baseball, and I

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Speaker 1: just said, I got a old knee and knee injury,

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Speaker 1: and so are you going quickly moved on? Are you

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Speaker 1: a good athlete at all? Oh no, not at all.

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Speaker 1: It's kind of honest at least, yeah, at least, you're

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Speaker 1: honest with us. What's your dirty little secret.