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Speaker 1: it's time for your phone tap, and today we call

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Speaker 1: a guy who's currently staying at an Airbnb with a

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Speaker 1: few of his buddies. Okay, apparently one of them in

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Speaker 1: the first day broke the toilet on the main floor,

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Speaker 1: so it's not working and they emailed the owner. But

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Speaker 1: before he can get back to them, we got an

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Speaker 1: email from one of his buddies asking us to mess

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Speaker 1: with him asap. That's what our own Jose Bolanios does.

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Speaker 1: Here a in your brand new phone tap right now

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Speaker 1: on the twenties to me. I'm moving, Yeah, Hello, good morning?

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Speaker 1: Is this Andy? Yeah? And hey Andy, this is THEO.

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Speaker 1: I'm the owner of the Airbnb that you're staying in

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Speaker 1: right now. Yeah. How's it going to you? Hey, I'm good?

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Speaker 1: Are you okay? I got an email from you. Something's

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Speaker 1: going on with the unit? Huh, Yeah, I mean I'm

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Speaker 1: sorry to kind of get back to you so quick,

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Speaker 1: but this is what's going on. So like, I don't

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Speaker 1: know what happened, but it has to do with the

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Speaker 1: first floor toilet. Like not only cannot plush it, but

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Speaker 1: there's no water wickering. You didn't actually use the main

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Speaker 1: entryway toilet. You didn't like do anything inside of it. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I used it, and like one of my buddies to

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Speaker 1: stand with me here, he used it too. Oh great,

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Speaker 1: I can't believe this is the third time in a

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Speaker 1: month I've had this issue. Man, I cannot believe this. Wow. Okay, um,

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Speaker 1: what's the issue with it? Well, it's actually a display

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Speaker 1: toilet for display. Yeah, it's not real toilet hooked up

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Speaker 1: to plumbing. It's just a show like the ones you

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Speaker 1: find in the hardware store. What why Well, it's actually

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Speaker 1: a really long story, but just the short and I

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Speaker 1: guess would be. The real toilet kept breaking, so I

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Speaker 1: kept having to call a handyman and pay people. So

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Speaker 1: we just figured let's just put in one that never breaks.

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Speaker 1: I guess I follow some of that, but this is

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Speaker 1: an Airbnb. We paid money. I mean, you have to

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Speaker 1: inform guests about a toilet that does it work? Not

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Speaker 1: even a toilet, like it's a display and I do

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Speaker 1: you do? I do tell people, if you see the

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Speaker 1: fine print at the bottom of the agreement that you signed,

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Speaker 1: you will see all the way down there. I don't

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Speaker 1: have it right in front of me. It's really small.

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Speaker 1: You may have to grab like your phone to zoom in,

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Speaker 1: or I mean, just if you have a magnifying glass

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Speaker 1: or something. Come on, look, look why having a display

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Speaker 1: toilet that's kind of crazy. But like to have it

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Speaker 1: in the agreement, like in what at the very bottom

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Speaker 1: and fine print where like I can't. I mean, well,

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Speaker 1: there also is a sign where what sign? If you

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Speaker 1: pick up the porcelain toilet tank, like the lid part,

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Speaker 1: you flip it over, there's a sign that clearly says

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Speaker 1: display toilet, big letters and everything. I guess I failed

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Speaker 1: to notice that. I didn't perceive that this was the

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Speaker 1: ideal spot for a sign. Well, I mean, this is nuts. No,

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Speaker 1: this is not nuts. It's like it's like when you

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Speaker 1: have fake fruit in a bowl. Do I have to

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Speaker 1: tell everyone don't eat the fake fruit. It's no, it's

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Speaker 1: obviously fake fake fruit. Fake fruit is fake fruit. This

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Speaker 1: is a real toilet just's not hooked up. I don't

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Speaker 1: see the comparison there. It seems pretty straightforward to me. Okay, look,

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Speaker 1: just tell me you didn't go number two in the

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Speaker 1: display toilet. Okay, Hey, people use a toilet for lots

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Speaker 1: of different things. Okay, no, you did, you were number two.

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Speaker 1: It's a toilet. It's a it's a toilet. I mean, dude,

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Speaker 1: come on, what are you gonna poop in the plastic

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Speaker 1: fruit bowl too? No? I wouldn't do that. What do you?

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Speaker 1: What is this we're leaving? I mean is it? No? Look,

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Speaker 1: you can leave, that's fine, but you are responsible for

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Speaker 1: the mess that you made. I am not taking all.

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Speaker 1: I'm reporting this from you. No refund. I take your

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Speaker 1: deposit and you take your mess out of the display

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Speaker 1: toilet and take it with you. Stupid. No, come on,

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Speaker 1: this is damn ridiculous. Refund now, okay, do let's calm down.

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Speaker 1: I know you're angry. Okay, Am I gonna find you? No,

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Speaker 1: let's chill, Okay. I Since I have you on the phone,

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Speaker 1: I should also remind you not to use the shower

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Speaker 1: in the upstairs bathroom. What is is that a display

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Speaker 1: shower as well? No? No, that one's just broke, and

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Speaker 1: I keep forgetting to fix it. You you reminded me. Actually,

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Speaker 1: thanks for calling. Come on, Oh yeah, you're gonna keep

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Speaker 1: laughing at me. Guess what I could show you other places?

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Speaker 1: I could take a display, I could do a plate

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Speaker 1: your display, kitchen, I'll do it display. Leave everything alone.

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Speaker 1: This is a joke, bro Please do not destroy anything.

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Speaker 1: It's not my house. What look. This is Jose from

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Speaker 1: the radio show Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. I'm

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Speaker 1: doing a phone tap on you man, this is all

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Speaker 1: the Oh god, whoa okay there, don't blame me. You

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Speaker 1: know your buddy Macot's staying with you. Yeah. She sent

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Speaker 1: us an email about half an hour ago saying that

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Speaker 1: you think you broke the toilet, get out here? What's

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Speaker 1: the Oh come on, mac better not be upstairs using

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Speaker 1: that shower or have a big problem here. Why don't

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Speaker 1: on that way way away? I think it's like the

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Speaker 1: radio station. Who's who's next to the toilet? Oh I

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Speaker 1: didn't think about that either. I need that. No. Sorry,

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Speaker 1: we're just a display show. We can't really help weak

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