Speaker 1: Second date, up date.
Speaker 2: When you think about meeting the one, you have this
Speaker 2: little mini movie in your mind about how that perfect
Speaker 2: meeting is going to go.
Speaker 1: You know, like you lock eyes across a crowded bar
Speaker 1: and you both silently say hey to each other.
Speaker 2: Or she catches you when you slip on a banana
Speaker 2: peel in the hospital cafeteria.
Speaker 3: Slapstick moment, coconut pie involved.
Speaker 2: He accidentally touch hands as you both reach for the
Speaker 2: plane's emergency exit latch.
Speaker 1: As the whole room fills with smoke. No, you know
Speaker 1: you first, You know, romantic cute stuff. All have extreme anxiety.
Speaker 2: But one of our listeners, Daria, admits that her first
Speaker 2: meeting wasn't really rom com quality.
Speaker 1: That's okay, but let's talk to her about it a
Speaker 1: little bit. Daria, Welcome to the show.
Speaker 3: Hi die, so excited to hear your story about how
Speaker 3: you met this person.
Speaker 4: Oh well, how we met was definitely weird. It's not
Speaker 4: romantic whatsoever.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, can we start with his name or her name?
Speaker 4: Derek? His name is Derek.
Speaker 1: Okay, and this is I'm sorry to jump to conclusions,
Speaker 1: but this is like the one.
Speaker 3: This is someone I think that was just need people
Speaker 3: to pay attention to this.
Speaker 2: How was it weird that when you first met well,
Speaker 2: he dms me on Instagram?
Speaker 3: Weird?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's pretty normal. What's weird about that?
Speaker 4: That was really the weird part. The weird part was
Speaker 4: that he said, I saw you on Bumble. I'd love
Speaker 4: to meet up for coffee.
Speaker 5: Okay, wouldn't that be a red flag though that he's
Speaker 5: already stocked you down?
Speaker 3: Or no?
Speaker 4: Normal? No, the weird part was I'm not on bumble.
Speaker 3: Oh do you think? It was just a line like
Speaker 3: he was just hoping that you're.
Speaker 1: A bunch of girls.
Speaker 3: It's just like a copy paste line that it gets
Speaker 3: on everybody.
Speaker 4: I mean, that would have been better because I told
Speaker 4: him that he had the wrong person. I'm not on bumble.
Speaker 4: And then he sent me a screenshot of the Bumble
Speaker 4: account was all my pictures, it is my name I upon.
Speaker 1: Which means you're attractive. What did you say?
Speaker 4: I kind of freaked out, was like, oh my, I
Speaker 4: was like that that's me, but it's not me.
Speaker 5: I didn't set that up and Derek's like, hilarreaty gave
Speaker 5: it all my credit card information.
Speaker 4: He was actually really nice about it. He was like
Speaker 4: I'm so sorry, you must feel so weird. I'll report it.
Speaker 4: But then he like asked if I still wanted to
Speaker 4: go out.
Speaker 2: I mean at that point, maybe you're a little bit
Speaker 2: more receptive to it because he's not just randomly doing
Speaker 2: it too out of the blow.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Kind of disappointing that he's the only one that showed
Speaker 5: up in your DM, But okay, that's a good point. Yeah.
Speaker 4: I mean I was up for it because I don't
Speaker 4: know he seemed he reported the account. He was really
Speaker 4: nice about the whole mix up.
Speaker 3: So he was hot, Let's be honest.
Speaker 4: He was hot.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I mean this is more romantic than I
Speaker 2: was even leading on.
Speaker 1: I think, what did you guys do for your date?
Speaker 4: We just met up for coffee. No, it was very simple.
Speaker 4: I didn't really know what to expect from him.
Speaker 1: Okay, well, I.
Speaker 5: Guess you would have zero expectations when you weren't even
Speaker 5: looking for a date to begin with, right, he.
Speaker 3: Had seen his profile, like you don't know, well, but
Speaker 3: his Instagram. She would have seen his Instagram.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but that's all I really had to go off of. Okay,
Speaker 4: but he turned out to be well one. He was
Speaker 4: really cute. I already knew that. He was also really nice,
Speaker 4: and it was very comfortable and we were laughing a lot.
Speaker 4: He thought his latte art looked like a bird and
Speaker 4: I was and it didn't. It was just quick.
Speaker 3: Okay, I called him out on that.
Speaker 4: It was very funny. It was like cute. It was cute.
Speaker 4: I think that's a nice word.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, how about it.
Speaker 3: How long did the date last?
Speaker 5: Because like coffee is like twenty five minutes, thirty minutes.
Speaker 4: So this is the part that I don't know. At
Speaker 4: about twenty minutes, he said, I'm so sorry, but I
Speaker 4: actually have to get going, which I guess could have
Speaker 4: been bad. But then he was like, but I really
Speaker 4: want to see you again. Let's go out again sometime.
Speaker 4: So I left feeling like kind of good about it.
Speaker 5: God, but he just said, sometimes I feel like you
Speaker 5: need to say, let's go out.
Speaker 3: I'm sady next weekend.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: Get a doctor's appointment right when you leave.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 5: It's like when I run into friends and I don't
Speaker 5: really want to hang out with and I'm like, oh.
Speaker 3: We should only get together sometimes soon, let's do it.
Speaker 1: It's like a doctors for me because I book it
Speaker 1: to their face and then I cancel it. Okay, So
Speaker 1: how long ago was that?
Speaker 4: This is a couple of weeks ago?
Speaker 3: Oh wow, have you heard nothing from him?
Speaker 4: I've heard nothing from him, And it's just weird because like,
Speaker 4: I wasn't looking for this guy, like came out of
Speaker 4: the blue, and now I find myself like thinking of
Speaker 4: him and wishing we could go out again. But yeah,
Speaker 4: he's not responding.
Speaker 3: Is he posting a bunch on Instagram, like on his
Speaker 3: stories or anything like.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he's alive, and I know he's alive.
Speaker 3: He was traveling.
Speaker 2: We're starting with he's alive, and then that's a pretty
Speaker 2: good place to start at with these second date updates,
Speaker 2: so hopefully we can go up from there.
Speaker 3: We've started a worse places, It's.
Speaker 1: Sad to say, but yes, that's true.
Speaker 2: So let's call this a live guy in there when
Speaker 2: we do your second date.
Speaker 1: Update, next second date update.
Speaker 2: Well, it's another first for us about how people meet
Speaker 2: in the dating world, Oh for sure, because one of
Speaker 2: our listeners, Daria, got a DM recently on her Instagram
Speaker 2: from a dude who said he saw her on bumble I.
Speaker 3: Thought she was cute, Yeah, which is a good DM
Speaker 3: to get.
Speaker 1: Yeah, except for one problem.
Speaker 2: She's not on Bumble, at least not to her knowledge
Speaker 2: until she received the screenshot of the profile using her
Speaker 2: picks and her information, So.
Speaker 3: We didn't ask did that profile get taken down?
Speaker 2: Well, she told him to report the fake account, right, yeah, multiply.
Speaker 2: Well we can follow up with that. The important thing
Speaker 2: was afterwards he boldly asked her out to coffee anyway,
Speaker 2: and she said yes, And now they're in love.
Speaker 5: Yeah, one step away from true much pressure.
Speaker 1: I'm dating is easy, right, Daria? Yes, so yeah, totally.
Speaker 2: My question is why, Brooke, haven't we seen any reports
Speaker 2: about people using your pictures as a fake profile on Bumble?
Speaker 1: What's going on with that? Your celebrity?
Speaker 5: Maybe it's not fake, Jeff, what I'm kidding, it's a joke.
Speaker 3: I thought i'd be funny.
Speaker 1: I react too much conviction there, I was.
Speaker 5: I'm glad that I didn't have to do online dating
Speaker 5: because I'm I like to win people with my personality.
Speaker 1: Yeah, how's that going for you?
Speaker 5: It got me.
Speaker 3: Married, and I'm very happy in my marriage.
Speaker 1: The bar is low?
Speaker 3: Oh my god?
Speaker 1: All right, so now I've lost track of what we're doing. Daria.
Speaker 3: Yes, where we go.
Speaker 1: We're back to you and your guide, Derek. You ready
Speaker 1: to do this? How you feeling I'm feeling good.
Speaker 3: I feel worse after everything we just said.
Speaker 4: I don't know. I'm excited to hear from him.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm excited to I think it's going to turn
Speaker 3: out just fine. Okay, Yeah, you're all over the place.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she thinks that you should feel worse about yourself,
Speaker 2: but it's gonna go fine.
Speaker 3: I just mean about her confidence in us.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Maybe just be quiet.
Speaker 3: That's about it.
Speaker 1: Let's find out here we go. Yo, what up? This
Speaker 1: is Derek? Yo? What up? Derek?
Speaker 3: Hey, Derek, Hey, I feel like we're friends already.
Speaker 1: Nice, very friendly.
Speaker 4: Uh well what is this?
Speaker 1: This is a radio show called Brook and Jeffrey in
Speaker 1: the Morning.
Speaker 4: Oh my god. Wait wait.
Speaker 3: Radio radio words.
Speaker 1: We're not allowed to say some of that stuff.
Speaker 3: Yes, okay, okay, we got a life one, you know.
Speaker 4: Yeah, dude, you know what, man? I was wondering when
Speaker 4: you guys are gonna call me about something like? I
Speaker 4: listen to you guys all the time.
Speaker 5: Your life is such a mess you think we would
Speaker 5: call you.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna get him one day. I like you I like.
Speaker 2: This a whole lot better than a lot of the
Speaker 2: calls that we do where they're like radio what big game?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Do you know what we're calling you about?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 3: Man, I don't know.
Speaker 4: But you guys are freaking awesome. I mean, is this
Speaker 4: that like dating segment things you guys do? Yeah, this
Speaker 4: is awesome.
Speaker 2: Okay, so you probably know who I'm calling about?
Speaker 3: Then?
Speaker 4: God, man, I know, I really can't say who you
Speaker 4: calling about?
Speaker 1: Okay. Her name is Daria.
Speaker 3: It was a couple of weeks ago. She said that
Speaker 3: you guys went out Daria, Manu a couple of weeks?
Speaker 4: Didn't we go like a week? Was it like a
Speaker 4: week ago?
Speaker 3: Maybe it was a couple of.
Speaker 4: Weeks, man, I d you know, I just I can't remember.
Speaker 4: I really have coffee with everyone?
Speaker 1: I I do.
Speaker 3: You have coffee with everyone?
Speaker 4: I mean yeah, I like to hang a lout.
Speaker 1: I'm pretty active in the dating scene, you know, like
Speaker 1: women women like me? You know, Okay, coffee date.
Speaker 3: Wait, I'm confused. Do you remember Dara? You don't remember Daria?
Speaker 4: I do remember her? I do I do. She just
Speaker 4: didn't crack my top three. I just really wasn't feeling there.
Speaker 1: He was close there. Let's go back a little bit.
Speaker 4: Here's the thing, Man, I date a lot, so it's
Speaker 4: like all these girls are just kind of like mid
Speaker 4: to me, you know what I mean. So she's got
Speaker 4: to really just like stand out.
Speaker 2: But the thing that we're trying to figure out about
Speaker 2: Daria is like you went through a lot of trouble
Speaker 2: to get her on a date with you.
Speaker 1: It sounds like, oh, dude, yeah, I mean because I guess.
Speaker 4: I guess there's a lot of trouble. I mean, I'm
Speaker 4: pretty much perfected it by now, so it's not really
Speaker 4: a lot of trouble.
Speaker 3: If he perfected.
Speaker 1: What do you mean?
Speaker 4: Here's the thing.
Speaker 2: So I came up with this like full proof way
Speaker 2: to basically get girls to go out with me.
Speaker 4: It's like eighty percent effective.
Speaker 5: Okay, Okay, eight is not the correct math for full proof,
Speaker 5: but tell it.
Speaker 1: What do you do? Okay?
Speaker 4: So look, I reached out to these women, you know,
Speaker 4: and I say, like, found.
Speaker 5: You in Bumble, YadA YadA, beat up.
Speaker 4: I send them a.
Speaker 2: Screenshot of their Bumble account that I created.
Speaker 1: Bro, Like, I went on their Instagram.
Speaker 4: What wow, I'm like, hey, is this you?
Speaker 1: And they always freak out.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because impersonating them online.
Speaker 1: But here's the thing. I'm the hero. I come flying
Speaker 1: in with my little kate.
Speaker 3: You know what I mean.
Speaker 4: So I tell them, I'm like, hey, don't worry about it,
Speaker 4: maybe report the site. And then when they're their most vulnerable,
Speaker 4: I asked him out right and they're like.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, yeah, wait, you you trick them into
Speaker 3: dating you.
Speaker 4: It's not a trick. It's not a trick at all.
Speaker 4: It's it's real, right, there's somebody created this bumble account,
Speaker 4: but it's you.
Speaker 2: It's like how Batman lets all the villains out of
Speaker 2: jail and then recaptures them that he and we all
Speaker 2: love Batman. And maybe it worked for Daria to hearing
Speaker 2: that because I didn't let you know this earlier, or
Speaker 2: since you listened, you probably know that she's on the
Speaker 2: other line.
Speaker 1: I wanted to talk to you.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah, for god, that's how this works.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, by the way, Daria, are you still there?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 4: Dar Yeah, I'm still here.
Speaker 1: That's a good sign.
Speaker 3: How you feeling there, Daria?
Speaker 4: I'm not going to be here for much longer.
Speaker 1: Huh why why?
Speaker 3: Jeff?
Speaker 2: Hell?
Speaker 4: I'm sorry? Is everyone hearing the same thing? I am
Speaker 4: right in saying.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Jeff was being sarcastic.
Speaker 4: You create fake bumble accounts of women by scraping their
Speaker 4: pictures from Instagram. Sorry, listen, listen, Daviy, I gotta stand
Speaker 4: out man. You know how many dude, there's so many
Speaker 4: games out there people play. Don't be mad just because
Speaker 4: I have the best game out there. I got you
Speaker 4: going to day with me, right, twelve years old? You
Speaker 4: sound like a twelve year old red pickup lines on
Speaker 4: the internet, like are you bro?
Speaker 1: This is not a pick up. This is advanced women gathering.
Speaker 3: I mean, like, what are we like timber in a forest?
Speaker 4: Pokemon? You don't got to catch us all?
Speaker 3: What the hell? Why not?
Speaker 5: Why not?
Speaker 4: I got you to go on a day right?
Speaker 3: You're not trying to.
Speaker 1: Settle down with one. You want to just date every
Speaker 1: girl you can find, bro?
Speaker 4: Yeah, why not?
Speaker 2: I think I think the why not is because it
Speaker 2: ends up hurting the women's feelings, Like Daria, you and that's.
Speaker 4: Why all the girls don't take me on these radio
Speaker 4: shows and try to get a second day.
Speaker 5: That's just like, hey, if it didn't work out, it
Speaker 5: didn't work out, we want to the next guy.
Speaker 1: You gotta call me on the radio.
Speaker 4: You're right, I'm the psycho one.
Speaker 5: I mean, I guess the one nice thing is he
Speaker 5: didn't use you for anything.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not like he like took your mind.
Speaker 3: You're like, you guys free coffee or something.
Speaker 4: You guys are not taking his side after you've heard.
Speaker 2: Of No, no, we're not taking a side pointing out.
Speaker 2: I mean, he could just really love coffee because it
Speaker 2: just goes on coffee dates every day.
Speaker 3: It cheaper than cocktails.
Speaker 1: There it is. We are not on his side in
Speaker 1: any way.
Speaker 2: It's not cool to use a fake profile to get
Speaker 2: somebody to respond.
Speaker 5: Maybe like sorry, Derek, I love that you listen, But
Speaker 5: maybe he should also be reported to bubble I.
Speaker 1: Mean, we'll see.
Speaker 4: That's a great idea.
Speaker 1: We're going to find him.
Speaker 3: We don't have.
Speaker 1: Brook already has an account. Joke, and you're going to
Speaker 1: be the hero for the day.
Speaker 4: Congratulations.
Speaker 1: We'll see on Bubble
Speaker 3: Brook brooking Jeffrey in the morning.