WEBVTT - Second Date Update Classic: Bumble Bro

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<v Speaker 1>Second date, up date.

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<v Speaker 2>When you think about meeting the one, you have this

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<v Speaker 2>little mini movie in your mind about how that perfect

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<v Speaker 2>meeting is going to go.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, like you lock eyes across a crowded bar

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<v Speaker 1>and you both silently say hey to each other.

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<v Speaker 2>Or she catches you when you slip on a banana

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<v Speaker 2>peel in the hospital cafeteria.

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<v Speaker 3>Slapstick moment, coconut pie involved.

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<v Speaker 2>He accidentally touch hands as you both reach for the

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<v Speaker 2>plane's emergency exit latch.

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<v Speaker 1>As the whole room fills with smoke. No, you know

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<v Speaker 1>you first, You know, romantic cute stuff. All have extreme anxiety.

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<v Speaker 2>But one of our listeners, Daria, admits that her first

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<v Speaker 2>meeting wasn't really rom com quality.

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<v Speaker 1>That's okay, but let's talk to her about it a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit. Daria, Welcome to the show.

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<v Speaker 3>Hi die, so excited to hear your story about how

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<v Speaker 3>you met this person.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh well, how we met was definitely weird. It's not

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<v Speaker 4>romantic whatsoever.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Well, can we start with his name or her name?

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<v Speaker 4>Derek? His name is Derek.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, and this is I'm sorry to jump to conclusions,

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<v Speaker 1>but this is like the one.

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<v Speaker 3>This is someone I think that was just need people

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<v Speaker 3>to pay attention to this.

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<v Speaker 2>How was it weird that when you first met well,

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<v Speaker 2>he dms me on Instagram?

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<v Speaker 3>Weird?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's pretty normal. What's weird about that?

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<v Speaker 4>That was really the weird part. The weird part was

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<v Speaker 4>that he said, I saw you on Bumble. I'd love

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<v Speaker 4>to meet up for coffee.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, wouldn't that be a red flag though that he's

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<v Speaker 5>already stocked you down?

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<v Speaker 3>Or no?

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<v Speaker 4>Normal? No, the weird part was I'm not on bumble.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh do you think? It was just a line like

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<v Speaker 3>he was just hoping that you're.

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<v Speaker 1>A bunch of girls.

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<v Speaker 3>It's just like a copy paste line that it gets

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<v Speaker 3>on everybody.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, that would have been better because I told

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<v Speaker 4>him that he had the wrong person. I'm not on bumble.

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<v Speaker 4>And then he sent me a screenshot of the Bumble

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<v Speaker 4>account was all my pictures, it is my name I upon.

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<v Speaker 1>Which means you're attractive. What did you say?

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<v Speaker 4>I kind of freaked out, was like, oh my, I

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<v Speaker 4>was like that that's me, but it's not me.

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<v Speaker 5>I didn't set that up and Derek's like, hilarreaty gave

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<v Speaker 5>it all my credit card information.

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<v Speaker 4>He was actually really nice about it. He was like

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<v Speaker 4>I'm so sorry, you must feel so weird. I'll report it.

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<v Speaker 4>But then he like asked if I still wanted to

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<v Speaker 4>go out.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean at that point, maybe you're a little bit

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<v Speaker 2>more receptive to it because he's not just randomly doing

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<v Speaker 2>it too out of the blow.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>Kind of disappointing that he's the only one that showed

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<v Speaker 5>up in your DM, But okay, that's a good point. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean I was up for it because I don't

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<v Speaker 4>know he seemed he reported the account. He was really

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<v Speaker 4>nice about the whole mix up.

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<v Speaker 3>So he was hot, Let's be honest.

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<v Speaker 4>He was hot.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, I mean this is more romantic than I

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<v Speaker 2>was even leading on.

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<v Speaker 1>I think, what did you guys do for your date?

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<v Speaker 4>We just met up for coffee. No, it was very simple.

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<v Speaker 4>I didn't really know what to expect from him.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, well, I.

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<v Speaker 5>Guess you would have zero expectations when you weren't even

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<v Speaker 5>looking for a date to begin with, right, he.

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<v Speaker 3>Had seen his profile, like you don't know, well, but

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<v Speaker 3>his Instagram. She would have seen his Instagram.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, but that's all I really had to go off of. Okay,

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<v Speaker 4>but he turned out to be well one. He was

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<v Speaker 4>really cute. I already knew that. He was also really nice,

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<v Speaker 4>and it was very comfortable and we were laughing a lot.

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<v Speaker 4>He thought his latte art looked like a bird and

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<v Speaker 4>I was and it didn't. It was just quick.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, I called him out on that.

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<v Speaker 4>It was very funny. It was like cute. It was cute.

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<v Speaker 4>I think that's a nice word.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, okay, how about it.

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<v Speaker 3>How long did the date last?

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<v Speaker 5>Because like coffee is like twenty five minutes, thirty minutes.

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<v Speaker 4>So this is the part that I don't know. At

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<v Speaker 4>about twenty minutes, he said, I'm so sorry, but I

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<v Speaker 4>actually have to get going, which I guess could have

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<v Speaker 4>been bad. But then he was like, but I really

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<v Speaker 4>want to see you again. Let's go out again sometime.

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<v Speaker 4>So I left feeling like kind of good about it.

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<v Speaker 5>God, but he just said, sometimes I feel like you

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<v Speaker 5>need to say, let's go out.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm sady next weekend.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, you know what I mean.

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<v Speaker 1>Get a doctor's appointment right when you leave.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>It's like when I run into friends and I don't

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<v Speaker 5>really want to hang out with and I'm like, oh.

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<v Speaker 3>We should only get together sometimes soon, let's do it.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like a doctors for me because I book it

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<v Speaker 1>to their face and then I cancel it. Okay, So

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<v Speaker 1>how long ago was that?

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<v Speaker 4>This is a couple of weeks ago?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh wow, have you heard nothing from him?

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<v Speaker 4>I've heard nothing from him, And it's just weird because like,

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<v Speaker 4>I wasn't looking for this guy, like came out of

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<v Speaker 4>the blue, and now I find myself like thinking of

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<v Speaker 4>him and wishing we could go out again. But yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>he's not responding.

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<v Speaker 3>Is he posting a bunch on Instagram, like on his

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<v Speaker 3>stories or anything like.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, he's alive, and I know he's alive.

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<v Speaker 3>He was traveling.

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<v Speaker 2>We're starting with he's alive, and then that's a pretty

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<v Speaker 2>good place to start at with these second date updates,

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<v Speaker 2>so hopefully we can go up from there.

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<v Speaker 3>We've started a worse places, It's.

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<v Speaker 1>Sad to say, but yes, that's true.

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<v Speaker 2>So let's call this a live guy in there when

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<v Speaker 2>we do your second date.

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<v Speaker 1>Update, next second date update.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, it's another first for us about how people meet

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<v Speaker 2>in the dating world, Oh for sure, because one of

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<v Speaker 2>our listeners, Daria, got a DM recently on her Instagram

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<v Speaker 2>from a dude who said he saw her on bumble I.

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<v Speaker 3>Thought she was cute, Yeah, which is a good DM

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<v Speaker 3>to get.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, except for one problem.

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<v Speaker 2>She's not on Bumble, at least not to her knowledge

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<v Speaker 2>until she received the screenshot of the profile using her

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<v Speaker 2>picks and her information, So.

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<v Speaker 3>We didn't ask did that profile get taken down?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, she told him to report the fake account, right, yeah, multiply.

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<v Speaker 2>Well we can follow up with that. The important thing

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<v Speaker 2>was afterwards he boldly asked her out to coffee anyway,

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<v Speaker 2>and she said yes, And now they're in love.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, one step away from true much pressure.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm dating is easy, right, Daria? Yes, so yeah, totally.

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<v Speaker 2>My question is why, Brooke, haven't we seen any reports

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<v Speaker 2>about people using your pictures as a fake profile on Bumble?

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<v Speaker 1>What's going on with that? Your celebrity?

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<v Speaker 5>Maybe it's not fake, Jeff, what I'm kidding, it's a joke.

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<v Speaker 3>I thought i'd be funny.

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<v Speaker 1>I react too much conviction there, I was.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm glad that I didn't have to do online dating

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<v Speaker 5>because I'm I like to win people with my personality.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, how's that going for you?

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<v Speaker 5>It got me.

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<v Speaker 3>Married, and I'm very happy in my marriage.

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<v Speaker 1>The bar is low?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god?

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<v Speaker 1>All right, so now I've lost track of what we're doing. Daria.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, where we go.

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<v Speaker 1>We're back to you and your guide, Derek. You ready

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<v Speaker 1>to do this? How you feeling I'm feeling good.

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<v Speaker 3>I feel worse after everything we just said.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know. I'm excited to hear from him.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I'm excited to I think it's going to turn

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<v Speaker 3>out just fine. Okay, Yeah, you're all over the place.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, she thinks that you should feel worse about yourself,

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<v Speaker 2>but it's gonna go fine.

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<v Speaker 3>I just mean about her confidence in us.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. Maybe just be quiet.

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<v Speaker 3>That's about it.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's find out here we go. Yo, what up? This

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<v Speaker 1>is Derek? Yo? What up? Derek?

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<v Speaker 3>Hey, Derek, Hey, I feel like we're friends already.

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<v Speaker 1>Nice, very friendly.

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<v Speaker 4>Uh well what is this?

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<v Speaker 1>This is a radio show called Brook and Jeffrey in

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<v Speaker 1>the Morning.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh my god. Wait wait.

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<v Speaker 3>Radio radio words.

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<v Speaker 1>We're not allowed to say some of that stuff.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, okay, okay, we got a life one, you know.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, dude, you know what, man? I was wondering when

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<v Speaker 4>you guys are gonna call me about something like? I

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<v Speaker 4>listen to you guys all the time.

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<v Speaker 5>Your life is such a mess you think we would

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<v Speaker 5>call you.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna get him one day. I like you I like.

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<v Speaker 2>This a whole lot better than a lot of the

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<v Speaker 2>calls that we do where they're like radio what big game?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you know what we're calling you about?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh?

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<v Speaker 3>Man, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 4>But you guys are freaking awesome. I mean, is this

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<v Speaker 4>that like dating segment things you guys do? Yeah, this

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<v Speaker 4>is awesome.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, so you probably know who I'm calling about?

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<v Speaker 3>Then?

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<v Speaker 4>God, man, I know, I really can't say who you

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<v Speaker 4>calling about?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay. Her name is Daria.

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<v Speaker 3>It was a couple of weeks ago. She said that

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<v Speaker 3>you guys went out Daria, Manu a couple of weeks?

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<v Speaker 4>Didn't we go like a week? Was it like a

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<v Speaker 4>week ago?

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<v Speaker 3>Maybe it was a couple of.

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<v Speaker 4>Weeks, man, I d you know, I just I can't remember.

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<v Speaker 4>I really have coffee with everyone?

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<v Speaker 1>I I do.

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<v Speaker 3>You have coffee with everyone?

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<v Speaker 4>I mean yeah, I like to hang a lout.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm pretty active in the dating scene, you know, like

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<v Speaker 1>women women like me? You know, Okay, coffee date.

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<v Speaker 3>Wait, I'm confused. Do you remember Dara? You don't remember Daria?

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<v Speaker 4>I do remember her? I do I do. She just

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<v Speaker 4>didn't crack my top three. I just really wasn't feeling there.

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<v Speaker 1>He was close there. Let's go back a little bit.

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<v Speaker 4>Here's the thing, Man, I date a lot, so it's

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<v Speaker 4>like all these girls are just kind of like mid

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<v Speaker 4>to me, you know what I mean. So she's got

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<v Speaker 4>to really just like stand out.

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<v Speaker 2>But the thing that we're trying to figure out about

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<v Speaker 2>Daria is like you went through a lot of trouble

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<v Speaker 2>to get her on a date with you.

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<v Speaker 1>It sounds like, oh, dude, yeah, I mean because I guess.

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<v Speaker 4>I guess there's a lot of trouble. I mean, I'm

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<v Speaker 4>pretty much perfected it by now, so it's not really

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<v Speaker 4>a lot of trouble.

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<v Speaker 3>If he perfected.

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<v Speaker 1>What do you mean?

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<v Speaker 4>Here's the thing.

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<v Speaker 2>So I came up with this like full proof way

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<v Speaker 2>to basically get girls to go out with me.

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<v Speaker 4>It's like eighty percent effective.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, Okay, eight is not the correct math for full proof,

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<v Speaker 5>but tell it.

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<v Speaker 1>What do you do? Okay?

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<v Speaker 4>So look, I reached out to these women, you know,

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<v Speaker 4>and I say, like, found.

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<v Speaker 5>You in Bumble, YadA YadA, beat up.

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<v Speaker 4>I send them a.

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<v Speaker 2>Screenshot of their Bumble account that I created.

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<v Speaker 1>Bro, Like, I went on their Instagram.

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<v Speaker 4>What wow, I'm like, hey, is this you?

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<v Speaker 1>And they always freak out.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, because impersonating them online.

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<v Speaker 1>But here's the thing. I'm the hero. I come flying

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<v Speaker 1>in with my little kate.

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<v Speaker 3>You know what I mean.

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<v Speaker 4>So I tell them, I'm like, hey, don't worry about it,

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<v Speaker 4>maybe report the site. And then when they're their most vulnerable,

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<v Speaker 4>I asked him out right and they're like.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, yeah, wait, you you trick them into

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<v Speaker 3>dating you.

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<v Speaker 4>It's not a trick. It's not a trick at all.

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<v Speaker 4>It's it's real, right, there's somebody created this bumble account,

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<v Speaker 4>but it's you.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like how Batman lets all the villains out of

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<v Speaker 2>jail and then recaptures them that he and we all

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<v Speaker 2>love Batman. And maybe it worked for Daria to hearing

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<v Speaker 2>that because I didn't let you know this earlier, or

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<v Speaker 2>since you listened, you probably know that she's on the

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<v Speaker 2>other line.

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<v Speaker 1>I wanted to talk to you.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh yeah, yeah, for god, that's how this works.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, by the way, Daria, are you still there?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh?

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<v Speaker 4>Dar Yeah, I'm still here.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a good sign.

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<v Speaker 3>How you feeling there, Daria?

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<v Speaker 4>I'm not going to be here for much longer.

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<v Speaker 1>Huh why why?

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<v Speaker 3>Jeff?

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<v Speaker 2>Hell?

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<v Speaker 4>I'm sorry? Is everyone hearing the same thing? I am

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<v Speaker 4>right in saying.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Jeff was being sarcastic.

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<v Speaker 4>You create fake bumble accounts of women by scraping their

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<v Speaker 4>pictures from Instagram. Sorry, listen, listen, Daviy, I gotta stand

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<v Speaker 4>out man. You know how many dude, there's so many

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<v Speaker 4>games out there people play. Don't be mad just because

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<v Speaker 4>I have the best game out there. I got you

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<v Speaker 4>going to day with me, right, twelve years old? You

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<v Speaker 4>sound like a twelve year old red pickup lines on

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<v Speaker 4>the internet, like are you bro?

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<v Speaker 1>This is not a pick up. This is advanced women gathering.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, like, what are we like timber in a forest?

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<v Speaker 4>Pokemon? You don't got to catch us all?

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<v Speaker 3>What the hell? Why not?

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<v Speaker 5>Why not?

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<v Speaker 4>I got you to go on a day right?

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<v Speaker 3>You're not trying to.

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<v Speaker 1>Settle down with one. You want to just date every

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<v Speaker 1>girl you can find, bro?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, why not?

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<v Speaker 2>I think I think the why not is because it

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<v Speaker 2>ends up hurting the women's feelings, Like Daria, you and that's.

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<v Speaker 4>Why all the girls don't take me on these radio

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<v Speaker 4>shows and try to get a second day.

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<v Speaker 5>That's just like, hey, if it didn't work out, it

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<v Speaker 5>didn't work out, we want to the next guy.

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<v Speaker 1>You gotta call me on the radio.

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<v Speaker 4>You're right, I'm the psycho one.

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<v Speaker 5>I mean, I guess the one nice thing is he

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<v Speaker 5>didn't use you for anything.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's not like he like took your mind.

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<v Speaker 3>You're like, you guys free coffee or something.

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<v Speaker 4>You guys are not taking his side after you've heard.

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<v Speaker 2>Of No, no, we're not taking a side pointing out.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, he could just really love coffee because it

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<v Speaker 2>just goes on coffee dates every day.

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<v Speaker 3>It cheaper than cocktails.

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<v Speaker 1>There it is. We are not on his side in

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<v Speaker 1>any way.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not cool to use a fake profile to get

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<v Speaker 2>somebody to respond.

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<v Speaker 5>Maybe like sorry, Derek, I love that you listen, But

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<v Speaker 5>maybe he should also be reported to bubble I.

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<v Speaker 1>Mean, we'll see.

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<v Speaker 4>That's a great idea.

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<v Speaker 1>We're going to find him.

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<v Speaker 3>We don't have.

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<v Speaker 1>Brook already has an account. Joke, and you're going to

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<v Speaker 1>be the hero for the day.

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<v Speaker 4>Congratulations.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll see on Bubble

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<v Speaker 3>Brook brooking Jeffrey in the morning.