WEBVTT - Second Date Update: Boat Fished

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<v Speaker 1>Second date. Are you, guys feeling the warm breeze in

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<v Speaker 1>your hair right now? Not what I want to the

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<v Speaker 1>sands stuck in your bikini bottoms, the wet splashes on

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<v Speaker 1>your face of what I hope isn't contaminated lake water.

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<v Speaker 1>How are you making this dream? And we're just going

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<v Speaker 1>to get right to the second date today with one

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<v Speaker 1>of our listeners, Alan, because he's one of the smart people,

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<v Speaker 1>he took his date out to a place that was

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<v Speaker 1>difficult to quickly escape from, out in the middle of

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<v Speaker 1>the water. Isn't that right out? I'm scared? Yes, that's

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<v Speaker 1>absolutely correct. Yes. Are you all trying to say you

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<v Speaker 1>went boating? Is that what you're trying to say? Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>I did take my date on the lake. Okay, okay?

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<v Speaker 1>And what's your date's name? Her name is Erica? Okay

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<v Speaker 1>and around bumble, Yeah, I mean, how was your guys conversation? Um?

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<v Speaker 1>It was great? Uh? Well, first of all, she's gorgeous,

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<v Speaker 1>of course, and she's fun and she likes to have

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<v Speaker 1>a good time. She's outdoorsy, which is great because am

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<v Speaker 1>I Okay? All right, everything is matching up between you

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<v Speaker 1>and Erica. So we met up at the lake and

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<v Speaker 1>we went kayaking. Oh that's fun. So she shows up

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<v Speaker 1>looking like a supermodel and her water attire, I mean

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<v Speaker 1>so hot. It's such a fun date. I love that

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<v Speaker 1>you like planned and you you know, put some activities together.

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<v Speaker 1>You thought about what she liked. I mean I thought

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<v Speaker 1>she was stoked, definitely, and I brought a couple of

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<v Speaker 1>beers just to like relax, you know, because it's our

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<v Speaker 1>first date. Yeah, we had a great conversation. We went

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<v Speaker 1>on the kayak. He's the kayak for two, okay, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>very romantic. I don't know why. In my head I

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<v Speaker 1>was picturing a kayak for two, like her sitting on

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<v Speaker 1>top of his shoulders while they paddled like that sounds

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<v Speaker 1>like a romantic type of activity before the one type

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<v Speaker 1>of kayaking. Yeah, but do you feel like you were

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<v Speaker 1>able to connect with her while you guys out there?

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<v Speaker 1>We had great conversation, you know, I made a laugh

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<v Speaker 1>and you know, we were out there for about like

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<v Speaker 1>an hour, and then her arms got tired, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>so we went back. Then you just made her paddle

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<v Speaker 1>the entire time, okay. Like I was actually kind of happy,

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<v Speaker 1>just because it was hot out and I was getting sunburned,

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<v Speaker 1>so I didn't really mind. So then we paddled to

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<v Speaker 1>um the shore. I mean, I'm sorry, we paddled to like, like,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, we left the lake and then umay, wherever

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<v Speaker 1>the ground is, it's not a beach. Okay, okay, you Alan,

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<v Speaker 1>I can tell just by your voice that you're sounding

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<v Speaker 1>a little bit nervous right now, but pretty quick, but

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<v Speaker 1>it's okay. I mean you must have just really liked

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<v Speaker 1>Dereka a lot. Yeah I did. I really did like her,

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<v Speaker 1>and I was hoping for like a second day. How

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<v Speaker 1>did you end it? I mean you said you paddled

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<v Speaker 1>to the shore and then what Yeah, so we paddled

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<v Speaker 1>the shore and then I actually got duck in my kayak,

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<v Speaker 1>drag the kayak and me out with oh no, with

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<v Speaker 1>a poor star arms. That felt so bad out Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>like I was a dead fish. I say, that's not

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<v Speaker 1>a sexy look to leave. It was embarrassing at the start,

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<v Speaker 1>but at the end we're like we both thought, had

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<v Speaker 1>a really good laugh about it. Okay, at least you're

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<v Speaker 1>able to get on the same page. I mean, it's funny.

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<v Speaker 1>I just I just picture her trying to put like

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<v Speaker 1>canola oil all over your body. Trying to like flip

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<v Speaker 1>you out of your kayak hole. No, it was actually

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<v Speaker 1>olive oil. Oh, you had some type of oil. I

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<v Speaker 1>always ranked some type of oil with me. Good man,

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<v Speaker 1>I can't tell. I can't tell if Alan's joking or not.

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<v Speaker 1>You're joking, right, Um, maybe I don't know. Yeah, So

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<v Speaker 1>since that date happened, have you been keeping in touch

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<v Speaker 1>with Erica? Like? How how's that in? Well, I mean

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<v Speaker 1>I texted her and no response, and then I went

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<v Speaker 1>back on bumball and I was trying to get hold

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<v Speaker 1>of her but nothing. It's like dead silently. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>think it was because she dragged me out. I was

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<v Speaker 1>a person on Baywatch. Well, that's what I was going

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<v Speaker 1>to ask. She had to pull you off physically. Was

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<v Speaker 1>there any other physical contact? A hug, a high five

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<v Speaker 1>and kids anything. It'd be hard to do a hug

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<v Speaker 1>with You're so slippery with the oil right now. No cast,

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<v Speaker 1>no cast, you know, because I was a gentleman. But

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<v Speaker 1>we did get a hug. I couldn't get that close

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<v Speaker 1>to her because my life jacket was bulky, but kept

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<v Speaker 1>the life jackets on. The guy was actually pretty successful.

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<v Speaker 1>Even though it sounds like I might at an epic bail.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like, yeah, maybe next time, like half hour

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<v Speaker 1>of kayaking and then maybe go get food in a

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<v Speaker 1>drink or something. Yeah, as well, he brought two light

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<v Speaker 1>beers with him. I did. I did a couple of

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<v Speaker 1>beers and a box of cheese. It's that we were

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<v Speaker 1>like going at each other. Nothing wrong with him box

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<v Speaker 1>of saggy cheese. Its ye, you can't argue with that.

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<v Speaker 1>So I don't know what's wrong with this girl, Erica.

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<v Speaker 1>We're gonna call her and try and figure it out.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll get to the bottom of it with your second

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<v Speaker 1>date update next Oh I just I can't stop thinking

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<v Speaker 1>about the awkward life vest hug farm. The sound of

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<v Speaker 1>wet cloth plastic rubbing together. She's just a lot of squeaking. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but two dolphins trying to French kiss. I mean, not

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<v Speaker 1>the most romantic ending that we've ever heard on the show.

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<v Speaker 1>But that's how Alan ended his date with Erica after

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<v Speaker 1>they spent about an hour together out on the lake,

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<v Speaker 1>and so ever since then, she's been ghosting him, and

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<v Speaker 1>Alan wants our help to turn that life vest hug

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<v Speaker 1>into a lifelong relationship. Oh I see what you did there? Yeah, No,

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<v Speaker 1>let's stop, Alan, How you doing man good? You know,

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<v Speaker 1>I was actually just thinking maybe when she pulled me

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<v Speaker 1>up on shore, I might have looked less manly and

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<v Speaker 1>I'm pretty manly. So no, I'm pulling a guy in

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<v Speaker 1>a life fest out of a kayak. Doesn't sound like Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>come on, buddy, let's get you out of the kayak.

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<v Speaker 1>Nothing screams testosterone to me like being pulled out of

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<v Speaker 1>a kayak. Yeah, but different. It just sucks that that

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<v Speaker 1>was like your last impression too. I mean, I know

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<v Speaker 1>that you guys got to laugh about it and that's cool,

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<v Speaker 1>but like that, but I just checked my bumbo account

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<v Speaker 1>and I can't find her. I think she blocked me

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<v Speaker 1>or she's unfollowed me. Okay, we just gonna really look

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<v Speaker 1>forward to this call from us. Yeah, let's not speculate anymore.

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<v Speaker 1>We're just gonna call Erica and see what she has

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<v Speaker 1>to say. We'll ask her exactly how manly you were. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, okay, he should say. Okay, I'm gonna doll

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<v Speaker 1>her number right now. We'll see what you say. Let's

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<v Speaker 1>do this. Hello, Hey, is this Erica. It is Hey Erica.

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<v Speaker 1>My name is Jeff from the radio show Brooke and

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<v Speaker 1>Jeffrey in the Morning. How are you doing? Uh, I'm good,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry. Where are you from. We're from a radio show.

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<v Speaker 1>It's called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning on every morning. Yep.

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<v Speaker 1>You can also get us on podcast on Spotify if

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<v Speaker 1>you want to look us up there. Oh okay, I'm what?

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<v Speaker 1>I sorry? What do you want? We want to ask

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<v Speaker 1>you a little bit about a date that you went

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<v Speaker 1>on recently with one of our listeners, trying to help

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<v Speaker 1>our friend. Yeah, somebody do you call a second date update?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you remember going out recently with a guy named Alan? Oh? Alan,

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<v Speaker 1>Alan's a liar. That guy is the biggest liar. Whoa

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<v Speaker 1>you mean, the manly man that you pulled out of

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<v Speaker 1>the kind of Oh my god, that is such a

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry. I don't mean to interrupt Erica, but that

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<v Speaker 1>is not what I think any of us expected. Like

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<v Speaker 1>we talked to Alan, and he was I didn't see

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<v Speaker 1>liar written all over him by any very whole. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't think you can get away with a lot and humble, wholesome,

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<v Speaker 1>humble hunk is how we yea read? Oh? Then he

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<v Speaker 1>continues to lie to you guys too, and he's totally

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<v Speaker 1>fooled you that what is he like some player or

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<v Speaker 1>something like? What are you saying? No, I wouldn't go Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>what was your take? Okay? Well, so audience profile, Like

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<v Speaker 1>he talked about, you know, his boat, how he thought

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<v Speaker 1>his boat all the time. Yeah. So like when we

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<v Speaker 1>started talking, he invited me out on his boat. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>not a dumb kayak, which everyone I would go on

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<v Speaker 1>a boat, but I wouldn't want to kayak. Wait, you

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<v Speaker 1>thought he meant boat boat not manpowered boat. Yeah, of course,

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<v Speaker 1>like a boat with a motor. Okay, I mean, but

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<v Speaker 1>why does that matter? Like he's cute, right, why does

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<v Speaker 1>that matter? Like for every reason possible. First of all,

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<v Speaker 1>his picture is the way he like has them frame.

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<v Speaker 1>It looks like he's on the water, but he kind

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<v Speaker 1>of cuts out, like I don't know the kayaks part.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh okay, So you were expecting to be out on

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<v Speaker 1>some like yacht, Yeah I don't know. I mean one

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<v Speaker 1>where I don't have to paddle. Yeah yeah, But but

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, were you able to get past that initial shock?

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<v Speaker 1>Like he said he brought some beers and you guys

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<v Speaker 1>had a good time. You know, I don't want to

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<v Speaker 1>be completely rude and like we're out there anyway. So

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<v Speaker 1>it's like, okay, I'll get on this, like, we'll do it,

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<v Speaker 1>and we're out definitely an hour and my arms are

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<v Speaker 1>on fire. I didn't expect to be doing a workout

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<v Speaker 1>this day. And finally we get back to the shore

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<v Speaker 1>and he gets stuck. Yeah. Yeah, he told us that

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<v Speaker 1>part of the story. And I don't want to sound

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<v Speaker 1>super judgmental here, but doesn't it seem a little bit superficial. No,

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<v Speaker 1>that's the only thing that you're interested in. No, No,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm saying you, Okay, I'm planning to have a fun summer,

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<v Speaker 1>like not on a kayak. You can work on a kayak,

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<v Speaker 1>trust me, but you can pull it off. And uh

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<v Speaker 1>so it's like kayak was a no go right from

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<v Speaker 1>the beginning. Yeah, of course. Why wouldn't you just tell

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<v Speaker 1>him that? I don't know. He seemed very excited about

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<v Speaker 1>the whole thing. I didn't want to like burst his

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<v Speaker 1>whole bubble, and I was like, look again, I mean

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<v Speaker 1>then I have to work out later. So it just

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<v Speaker 1>was fine. Fortunately you didn't burst his bubble then, but

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<v Speaker 1>you burst it now because he's on the other line listening. Wait, what. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>Alan's been there the whole time, wants to talk to you.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you saying you're not gonna want to deal with

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<v Speaker 1>me because my kayak is not a boat technically, you

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<v Speaker 1>look up in the dictionary, A kayak is technically a boat. Alan,

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<v Speaker 1>have you been listening? She doesn't want the kayak. I know,

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<v Speaker 1>but I'm just saying technical terms. I wasn't lying kayak

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<v Speaker 1>is considered a bot. Is this the first time we've

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<v Speaker 1>ever done a second date where somebody got boat fish? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>I did get boat fish? Yes, I want to. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know where we talking about semantics. I want a

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<v Speaker 1>guy with a boat like I don't want like a

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<v Speaker 1>kid at the slash flash Erica. I just bought a boat,

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<v Speaker 1>A twenty foot foot boat. Can call our thirty? Did

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<v Speaker 1>you just make up a bunch of words and then

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<v Speaker 1>put boat at the beginning of what did you say?

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<v Speaker 1>You said it's the way? It isn't twenty you said

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<v Speaker 1>it's a twenty four foot Bennington boats are thirty boats?

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<v Speaker 1>Is it a yard or not? Half boat half horse?

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<v Speaker 1>So I don't know the name, but I do know

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<v Speaker 1>what it's twenty four feet. I bought it online. It's

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<v Speaker 1>used I called a Beddington called bot. No, you don't.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't have to keep pronouncing it makes me. Are

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<v Speaker 1>you serious, Allen? Or were you just google surging boats

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<v Speaker 1>for sale while you were listening to Erica? I got one.

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<v Speaker 1>The listing is pending, and I think I'll be the

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<v Speaker 1>highest bidder. Oh, Erica, So he's soon to be boat

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<v Speaker 1>owner as long as the bidding goes through. Erica. Picture

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<v Speaker 1>picture yourself sitting on a Bennington Cult boat full. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't that sound that is a big difference. No, the

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<v Speaker 1>mono number is an R thirty, not the size. You

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<v Speaker 1>guys don't know anything about boat. I forgot we were

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<v Speaker 1>talking to the boat X. Yeah. But Erica, I mean

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<v Speaker 1>you said that you only want to date a guy

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<v Speaker 1>with a boat, and it sounds like he's about to

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<v Speaker 1>own one. Look, first of all, I know a little

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<v Speaker 1>bit about boats, and I actually those those are real.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a real boat. Yeah. I just googled it and

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<v Speaker 1>it says that boat gets all the hot chicks. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't know. Let's put that in the boat description.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a good selling point, Erica. It sounds to me

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<v Speaker 1>like this is kind of a match. You know, you're

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<v Speaker 1>you're looking for any man who owns a boat. And

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<v Speaker 1>he is a man who owns I think I think

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<v Speaker 1>technically two boats stringing stringing together and next thing you know,

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<v Speaker 1>you got a party in the back. I mean I

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<v Speaker 1>Erica doesn't say yes. I think alexis, Oh yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>read here. Erica has two choices. Erica has two choices.

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<v Speaker 1>You could day a hero like me or a zero

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<v Speaker 1>like the bumble other people because they don't have a

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<v Speaker 1>boat and I do it. Okay, what do you say, Erica?

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<v Speaker 1>You want to go out with the hero because we'll

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<v Speaker 1>pay for it. Look, I'm not just saying this because

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<v Speaker 1>we were like out on the water, but this whole

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<v Speaker 1>thing sounds fishy. Yeah, you don't believe them. Huh. Was

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<v Speaker 1>like while we were talking, he just jumped on eBay

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<v Speaker 1>and put a bid on a boat. But that how

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<v Speaker 1>I got a boat? I'm getting one. Yeah. He's a

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<v Speaker 1>man who sees what you want and he gets it

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<v Speaker 1>for you to deliver. That's the type of person that

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<v Speaker 1>you want to end up dating. A man that can

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<v Speaker 1>get stuck in two boats. Dude, Honestly, I can't wait

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<v Speaker 1>to see him try to back that down. But Erica,

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<v Speaker 1>we need an answer what do you say, will you

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<v Speaker 1>give Alan one more chance? I mean, if you throw

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<v Speaker 1>in some like SPF fifty for Alan, Like, oh, I'm interested.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not promising a thought on it, but I'll see it.

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<v Speaker 1>You'll look at I feel like, congratulations on we got

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<v Speaker 1>a woman within viewing site of it. Took a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of effort in time. I thank you, guys, but I

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<v Speaker 1>think we got it yet. It was a right now yet? Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>good for you fruking Jeffrey in the morning. As much

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<v Speaker 1>as I want to, can't really call that one a

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<v Speaker 1>successful second date. I mean they're going to get together again.

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<v Speaker 1>What is that next meetup gonna look like he's going

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<v Speaker 1>to be standing on his boat waving the ownership papers

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<v Speaker 1>over his head, like over here, I own it. It's

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<v Speaker 1>a lady magnet. She's just going to be standing on

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<v Speaker 1>the shore with three of her hot friends. Like what

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<v Speaker 1>do you girls think? Yeah? Is it worth it? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean my worry for him is he just bought

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<v Speaker 1>a boat on eBay, Like do we know it floats? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>It could be one of those fixer up Yeah, it

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<v Speaker 1>could be trailer for a long time. Yeah, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>and he's not upset. That's the thing he just leaned

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<v Speaker 1>right into this. It just goes to show the true

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<v Speaker 1>power of owning a boat and what that does to

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<v Speaker 1>young women, absolutely high quality relationships. Is that what you're saying. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's not quite the words I would use, but something

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<v Speaker 1>magical happens there for sure, exactly, And if you ever

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<v Speaker 1>want to get a second date update, you can email

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<v Speaker 1>the show. We'll call the person who isn't calling you back.

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<v Speaker 1>Broke and Jeffrey in the morning