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Speaker 1: The Jewbil Show on demand. It's another Jewbil phone frame

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Speaker 1: weyday Mornings on the twenties. Hello, Hey, what's up? This

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Speaker 1: is the Jewels Show. You texted us at four one

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Speaker 1: or six one and said you had a dirty little secret.

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Speaker 1: So now we're calling you to ask if you can

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Speaker 1: tell us you guys. Okay, Hi, think I can't believe

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Speaker 1: you're calling me. Hi, Hi, Hi. Are you in a

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Speaker 1: place you can tell us your dirty little secret right now? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: This should be good, This should be fine. Okay, I

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Speaker 1: mean everyone's gonna hear it anyway. Whatever, everybody know it. One. Okay,

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Speaker 1: what's your dirty little secret? So my dirty little secret

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Speaker 1: is I just moved back home with my parents. I

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Speaker 1: got a job in town and I love them. They're

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Speaker 1: great parents. But every week I have to grease the

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Speaker 1: doors with w D forty because I've been sneaking out.

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Speaker 1: Not you've you've been sneaking out of your parents house.

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Speaker 1: But it sounds like you're at the age where you

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Speaker 1: could just be like, hey, I'm going to go somewhere.

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Speaker 1: I'm leaving. I should be able to say that. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: but I'm not going to see like a boy. I'm

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Speaker 1: not going to party so I can go smoke pot

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Speaker 1: because my parents are kind of insane about that. Okay,

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Speaker 1: so that's your dirty little secret as you sneak out

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Speaker 1: of your parents' house like you were a teenager again. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: well okay, if my parents found out, they would immediately

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Speaker 1: throw me out. My mom's trying to make caught illegal again.

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Speaker 1: My dad thinks it rocks my brain. They're they're insane

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Speaker 1: about it. They would rather me go out and sleep

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Speaker 1: with a bunch of men than be smoking pot instead.

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Speaker 1: It is a gateway to that, you know. I mean

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Speaker 1: we call that, you know, from when I was sixteen

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Speaker 1: to eighteen. So I've enough men in my lifetime. Now

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Speaker 1: I just want to get high, you know what to shadow.

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Speaker 1: I'm a little confused. What's w D forty? It's no,

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Speaker 1: and I'm still caught up on that. Do you want

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Speaker 1: to tell it's it's oil so that you know when

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Speaker 1: doors squeak, it keeps them from squeaking. Yes, it's like

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Speaker 1: Greece or it was like lube, like for household stuff.

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Speaker 1: The doors sea can wake up your parents. Yeah, it's

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Speaker 1: coming and going. Okay, so do your parents do not

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Speaker 1: use it as lube. They should put that on the

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Speaker 1: label because you know that's been tried along. Yeah, emergency, right.

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Speaker 1: So do your parents not have like an alarm system?

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Speaker 1: I know mine personally do, and every time I open

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Speaker 1: the door, regardless of it's squeaking, the alarm goozy. Yes,

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Speaker 1: so they have that, but I hacked into it. I

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Speaker 1: downloaded the same app they have and I turn it off. Well,

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Speaker 1: there you go. You know, it's a lot of word

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Speaker 1: or anything for the weed. You know when I was

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Speaker 1: in it is it is very stressful being with them,

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Speaker 1: It's very stressful and I need I need the pot.

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Speaker 1: I know it's a lot of hoops to jump through.

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Speaker 1: I need my weed. Another hoop you probably have to

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Speaker 1: jump through as the smell, because I know when I

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Speaker 1: was in high school, you know, I how to spray

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Speaker 1: myself down with anything there was before I returned, and

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Speaker 1: my parents would still know and still smell me. So

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Speaker 1: is that a problem for you? Did you know that

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Speaker 1: they just came out with a new perfume and it

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Speaker 1: kind of smells like weed, but it isn't weed. It's

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Speaker 1: just this new perfume. It's from Dior. It's very expensive

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Speaker 1: and I wear it a lot. Are you planning on

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Speaker 1: moving out? Of your parents anytime soon, so you can

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Speaker 1: just do you how you want other than this one thing.

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Speaker 1: It's really good living here. I don't have to pay rent,

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Speaker 1: I don't have to pay for food. My mom takes

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Speaker 1: care of me. When I'm too high, I just crawl

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Speaker 1: into her lap and she passed my head. It's real good.

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Speaker 1: So yes, I want to move out right now. It's

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Speaker 1: kind of fun being a kid again. It's been so nice.

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Speaker 1: You're back. You're so affectionate. You're like, no, my mom

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Speaker 1: just high. I'm just high on your love. Thank you

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Speaker 1: for telling us your dirty little secret. Thank you for listening. Mom,

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Speaker 1: if you're listening, this is not your daughter. This is

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Speaker 1: definitely not me. Then Jebel Show on demand