1 00:00:00,040 --> 00:00:02,320 Speaker 1: Hey, thanks for finding the Second Date Update podcast. It's 2 00:00:02,320 --> 00:00:04,680 Speaker 1: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. Yes, and today we 3 00:00:04,720 --> 00:00:07,440 Speaker 1: actually do every Thursday a little something different than we 4 00:00:07,520 --> 00:00:09,399 Speaker 1: do on our show. We're going to give you a 5 00:00:09,400 --> 00:00:12,840 Speaker 1: brand new textual healing in just a moment, but first 6 00:00:12,920 --> 00:00:16,840 Speaker 1: we have to revisit yesterday's Second Date because apparently Horny 7 00:00:16,880 --> 00:00:18,520 Speaker 1: Botanical Gardens. 8 00:00:18,280 --> 00:00:22,160 Speaker 2: Really really struck a chord with a lot of our listeners. 9 00:00:22,320 --> 00:00:24,240 Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, I was reading the textboard and like 10 00:00:24,440 --> 00:00:27,200 Speaker 3: I'm scrolling right now and there's at least like five. 11 00:00:27,000 --> 00:00:28,840 Speaker 4: People asking for Vanessa's number. 12 00:00:28,960 --> 00:00:29,600 Speaker 5: Oh my god. 13 00:00:29,640 --> 00:00:33,360 Speaker 3: Okay, and then no, I love these one says I've 14 00:00:33,400 --> 00:00:35,600 Speaker 3: never done that in a botanical garden, but I did 15 00:00:35,640 --> 00:00:39,320 Speaker 3: get a chick in a park. Oh okay, a lovely 16 00:00:39,400 --> 00:00:41,640 Speaker 3: park out here, and this one is a good one. 17 00:00:41,840 --> 00:00:42,760 Speaker 4: Hey, Brook and Jeffrey. 18 00:00:42,800 --> 00:00:45,240 Speaker 3: I had a very successful hookup in the men's bathroom 19 00:00:45,240 --> 00:00:49,200 Speaker 3: at the Botanic Gardens. Unfortunately it was interrupted by another 20 00:00:49,240 --> 00:00:51,440 Speaker 3: man and his kid coming into the bathroom, so my 21 00:00:51,479 --> 00:00:53,080 Speaker 3: boyfriend and I had to run out while he was 22 00:00:53,120 --> 00:00:53,720 Speaker 3: in the toilet. 23 00:00:53,960 --> 00:00:57,760 Speaker 1: It was sexy, though none of that sounds sexy to me, 24 00:00:57,800 --> 00:00:59,480 Speaker 1: but I'm just gonna have to take your word for it. 25 00:01:00,320 --> 00:01:03,760 Speaker 1: Disturbing so much was going down at the Botanical Garden. 26 00:01:03,560 --> 00:01:04,720 Speaker 4: TAA gardens parks. 27 00:01:04,880 --> 00:01:07,080 Speaker 3: Yeah, I can never look at them the same anymore? 28 00:01:07,160 --> 00:01:07,520 Speaker 4: Or kid? 29 00:01:07,520 --> 00:01:07,600 Speaker 1: What? 30 00:01:08,080 --> 00:01:08,640 Speaker 2: Yeah? 31 00:01:08,959 --> 00:01:10,080 Speaker 5: All right, Hey, we. 32 00:01:10,080 --> 00:01:12,000 Speaker 2: Love your comments. Leave them off with this one too. 33 00:01:12,040 --> 00:01:14,640 Speaker 1: It's your brand new textual healing starting right now. 34 00:01:15,640 --> 00:01:19,440 Speaker 5: We've all seen the YouTube videos of city council meetings 35 00:01:19,760 --> 00:01:22,959 Speaker 5: where a bunch of stuffy up type people are discussing 36 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:27,600 Speaker 5: things like traffic signs and size restrictions on your trash 37 00:01:27,640 --> 00:01:28,360 Speaker 5: cand lids. 38 00:01:28,440 --> 00:01:31,880 Speaker 2: Yea, I usually don't hit play on those, but okay, yeah. 39 00:01:32,319 --> 00:01:36,360 Speaker 5: Yeah, fair. They do get pretty boring and sometimes one 40 00:01:36,480 --> 00:01:40,040 Speaker 5: email can help spice things up a little bit. And 41 00:01:40,400 --> 00:01:44,480 Speaker 5: oh boy, did that happen at an HOA meeting recently? 42 00:01:45,080 --> 00:01:51,000 Speaker 5: One sassy email has sparked a very awkward situation between neighbors. 43 00:01:51,440 --> 00:01:56,120 Speaker 5: And now we're getting roped into the drama. You're gonna 44 00:01:56,120 --> 00:01:58,640 Speaker 5: hear the shady text that started it all in a 45 00:01:58,720 --> 00:02:08,639 Speaker 5: brand new textual healing that's coming up next. Text you 46 00:02:08,720 --> 00:02:13,520 Speaker 5: will heal then textual It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. 47 00:02:13,800 --> 00:02:17,960 Speaker 5: And we are not doctors, no, at least not the 48 00:02:18,040 --> 00:02:22,040 Speaker 5: licensed kind, but we do have the ability to heal 49 00:02:22,160 --> 00:02:27,080 Speaker 5: people textually, Yes, we do, because this is textual healing 50 00:02:27,080 --> 00:02:29,800 Speaker 5: where we help out our listeners who are stuck in 51 00:02:29,880 --> 00:02:33,280 Speaker 5: an awkward or difficult situation where they have to text 52 00:02:33,280 --> 00:02:37,440 Speaker 5: someone but don't know exactly what to say. We'll work 53 00:02:37,480 --> 00:02:40,280 Speaker 5: with you to craft the perfect message. 54 00:02:40,520 --> 00:02:42,640 Speaker 1: Yeah, we're kind of like that back alley clinic that 55 00:02:42,680 --> 00:02:43,639 Speaker 1: you get botox from. 56 00:02:43,760 --> 00:02:44,000 Speaker 2: Right. 57 00:02:44,880 --> 00:02:47,280 Speaker 5: I don't know what clinics you like to visit, Brooke. 58 00:02:47,200 --> 00:02:49,280 Speaker 2: But I'm just thinking of the doctor analogy. 59 00:02:49,400 --> 00:02:54,280 Speaker 5: Sorry, you don't believe in doctors. Yeah, but perfect message 60 00:02:54,320 --> 00:02:56,519 Speaker 5: is kind of the strong word for it. A workable 61 00:02:56,560 --> 00:02:59,320 Speaker 5: one is what we're after here. Something that helps achieve 62 00:02:59,360 --> 00:03:02,720 Speaker 5: what you want while hopefully preserving your dignity in the process. 63 00:03:02,919 --> 00:03:05,160 Speaker 5: And writers block for text messaging. 64 00:03:05,520 --> 00:03:07,400 Speaker 2: Yeah, good analogy. 65 00:03:07,560 --> 00:03:09,239 Speaker 5: Yeah, I should have gone with that one instead of 66 00:03:09,280 --> 00:03:14,760 Speaker 5: the doctors chat GPT when you have exactly We've got 67 00:03:14,760 --> 00:03:17,200 Speaker 5: a woman on the phone looking for some tender textual 68 00:03:17,200 --> 00:03:20,280 Speaker 5: healing today. Her name is Samantha. So, Samantha, welcome to 69 00:03:20,320 --> 00:03:20,640 Speaker 5: the show. 70 00:03:21,120 --> 00:03:21,600 Speaker 6: He there. 71 00:03:21,800 --> 00:03:23,760 Speaker 5: Did you specifically ask for tender or is that a 72 00:03:23,840 --> 00:03:24,320 Speaker 5: jeff thing? 73 00:03:28,240 --> 00:03:31,360 Speaker 1: I mean, I think she appreciates it. 74 00:03:31,440 --> 00:03:33,600 Speaker 5: I mean we like to start tender and gentle, and 75 00:03:33,639 --> 00:03:35,920 Speaker 5: then we can get firmer and more aggressive as this 76 00:03:35,920 --> 00:03:38,920 Speaker 5: goes on. But let's start by having you tell us 77 00:03:39,040 --> 00:03:41,640 Speaker 5: what your situation is, Samantha, and how we can help 78 00:03:41,680 --> 00:03:44,720 Speaker 5: heal you. Textually, I screwed. 79 00:03:44,480 --> 00:03:50,920 Speaker 6: Up big time, totally, totally. I'm on an h A board, 80 00:03:51,040 --> 00:03:52,360 Speaker 6: So you know what that's like. 81 00:03:52,600 --> 00:03:55,560 Speaker 2: Okay, volunteered to be on the board. 82 00:03:55,920 --> 00:03:58,120 Speaker 6: What was I thinking? 83 00:03:58,240 --> 00:04:01,120 Speaker 5: You were chasing? The power that comes with it is 84 00:04:01,160 --> 00:04:01,960 Speaker 5: a lot of power. 85 00:04:02,160 --> 00:04:04,640 Speaker 2: You needed to have called us before you made that choice. 86 00:04:05,080 --> 00:04:06,720 Speaker 5: Okay, so something involving your. 87 00:04:08,160 --> 00:04:11,200 Speaker 6: Well, what happened was we have this one board member 88 00:04:11,760 --> 00:04:18,040 Speaker 6: and he does these lengthy, long winded wordy emails that 89 00:04:18,120 --> 00:04:20,080 Speaker 6: go on and on and on and on. You know, 90 00:04:20,440 --> 00:04:22,480 Speaker 6: I get to the point, make it short and simple. 91 00:04:23,440 --> 00:04:28,200 Speaker 6: I screamshotted one and I put a caption on it. 92 00:04:29,040 --> 00:04:33,920 Speaker 6: It said, will someone please take his keyboard away? Exclamation point. 93 00:04:35,960 --> 00:04:38,000 Speaker 6: I was going to send it to another board member 94 00:04:38,279 --> 00:04:41,159 Speaker 6: that we both kind of had this like running joke there, 95 00:04:41,720 --> 00:04:43,960 Speaker 6: but it went to the entire complex. 96 00:04:44,200 --> 00:04:50,960 Speaker 1: No, there even people who were on the h A board. 97 00:04:51,360 --> 00:04:54,360 Speaker 6: Yes, yes, including the person that I was referring to. 98 00:04:56,360 --> 00:04:58,720 Speaker 2: My goodness, oh, and is it too late to say 99 00:04:58,720 --> 00:05:03,839 Speaker 2: you got hacked? Okay, very specific joke. 100 00:05:03,760 --> 00:05:08,039 Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, I mean what were the emotions that you 101 00:05:08,120 --> 00:05:10,640 Speaker 5: were feeling when you realized you had sent it out 102 00:05:10,920 --> 00:05:12,359 Speaker 5: to the entire complex? 103 00:05:12,800 --> 00:05:18,320 Speaker 6: It was like, oh, you said that, my heart sunk 104 00:05:18,320 --> 00:05:19,120 Speaker 6: and tell. 105 00:05:19,120 --> 00:05:20,120 Speaker 5: Us that story? 106 00:05:20,600 --> 00:05:21,360 Speaker 2: What did I do? 107 00:05:21,480 --> 00:05:24,560 Speaker 6: I mean, I feel really bad? And I mean it 108 00:05:24,680 --> 00:05:28,640 Speaker 6: was like, I think I first noticed it when I 109 00:05:28,680 --> 00:05:34,320 Speaker 6: started getting these emojiss Oh I got, I got the 110 00:05:34,400 --> 00:05:38,240 Speaker 6: little popcorn and the big eye. 111 00:05:38,760 --> 00:05:43,240 Speaker 1: I'm here for the showoji people. 112 00:05:43,320 --> 00:05:45,320 Speaker 6: OHMG, type one? You know? 113 00:05:46,120 --> 00:05:48,640 Speaker 1: No, wait, did he write back to the guy you 114 00:05:48,680 --> 00:05:49,920 Speaker 1: were talking about right back? 115 00:05:50,040 --> 00:05:53,320 Speaker 6: No? No, nothing from him, But I mean I'm sure 116 00:05:53,360 --> 00:05:53,920 Speaker 6: he read it. 117 00:05:54,320 --> 00:05:58,239 Speaker 5: Okay, So obviously that's a really awkward situation to find 118 00:05:58,360 --> 00:06:01,960 Speaker 5: yourself in. And now you've emailed our show for help. 119 00:06:02,000 --> 00:06:03,920 Speaker 5: What are you wanting to do with your text here? 120 00:06:04,400 --> 00:06:06,560 Speaker 6: I mean, I want to apologize. I want to take 121 00:06:06,560 --> 00:06:08,440 Speaker 6: accountability to what I did. 122 00:06:08,720 --> 00:06:11,120 Speaker 1: So we're going to be texting him. 123 00:06:11,200 --> 00:06:13,520 Speaker 6: Yes, I want to text him directly. 124 00:06:14,040 --> 00:06:17,400 Speaker 5: Okay, yeah, Okay, we'll make sure. Don't you sure you 125 00:06:17,440 --> 00:06:19,440 Speaker 5: don't want to double down on what you said in 126 00:06:19,560 --> 00:06:20,000 Speaker 5: a joke? 127 00:06:20,160 --> 00:06:22,280 Speaker 4: Breaking his house steels laptop if you prefer. 128 00:06:24,160 --> 00:06:25,800 Speaker 1: Do you think we follow it up where you just 129 00:06:25,839 --> 00:06:28,039 Speaker 1: text him a thing like it's the second part of 130 00:06:28,080 --> 00:06:30,520 Speaker 1: your joke. It's like, would somebody take this keyboard away 131 00:06:30,560 --> 00:06:32,400 Speaker 1: and give this guy a microphone? 132 00:06:32,800 --> 00:06:32,960 Speaker 6: Yeah? 133 00:06:33,960 --> 00:06:37,760 Speaker 5: Yeah, MVP with a little gold star more for. 134 00:06:39,920 --> 00:06:40,200 Speaker 6: God? 135 00:06:40,440 --> 00:06:43,240 Speaker 5: Has anyone in the room actually had a situation like 136 00:06:43,320 --> 00:06:46,719 Speaker 5: this happened where you accidentally sent out a mass email 137 00:06:46,960 --> 00:06:48,279 Speaker 5: with something incriminating in it. 138 00:06:48,640 --> 00:06:51,279 Speaker 1: I accidentally was talking crap about my sister to my 139 00:06:51,360 --> 00:06:53,240 Speaker 1: mom and I didn't know she was on the email thread. 140 00:06:53,400 --> 00:06:55,479 Speaker 5: Okay, and what did you do in that situation? 141 00:06:55,600 --> 00:06:58,160 Speaker 2: Bro? I immediately called and apologized. 142 00:06:58,279 --> 00:07:00,680 Speaker 5: Okay, we're not calling it. Yeah, do a call. 143 00:07:01,080 --> 00:07:05,000 Speaker 2: Well, I mean she was mad at me for a while. 144 00:07:05,120 --> 00:07:07,640 Speaker 5: Can we take any lessons from what you said and 145 00:07:07,680 --> 00:07:08,920 Speaker 5: apply it to this situation? 146 00:07:09,240 --> 00:07:11,480 Speaker 1: I mean, I think the lesson is you just have 147 00:07:11,560 --> 00:07:15,080 Speaker 1: to know that you're in the wrong, like that you messed. 148 00:07:14,840 --> 00:07:20,760 Speaker 5: Up, So tell the guy he messed up wrong. No, okay, 149 00:07:21,000 --> 00:07:24,400 Speaker 5: she needs to accept accountability. How does she say that? Though? 150 00:07:24,640 --> 00:07:25,800 Speaker 2: What are you most worried about? 151 00:07:25,840 --> 00:07:28,400 Speaker 1: You're worried about hurting his feelings or you're worried about 152 00:07:29,080 --> 00:07:29,960 Speaker 1: it being awkward? 153 00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:33,040 Speaker 2: With him later, like are you even sorry for what 154 00:07:33,080 --> 00:07:35,080 Speaker 2: you said? Or you just sorry that you got caught? 155 00:07:36,680 --> 00:07:41,600 Speaker 6: Well, you know, it's something I would have said to 156 00:07:41,640 --> 00:07:44,560 Speaker 6: a friend, like oh here he goes again. Yeah, I 157 00:07:44,600 --> 00:07:47,360 Speaker 6: mean I do want to apologize. I didn't mean to 158 00:07:47,360 --> 00:07:49,280 Speaker 6: pray a joke at his expense. 159 00:07:49,240 --> 00:07:51,920 Speaker 1: Right right, right, or embarrass him in front of other people, 160 00:07:52,080 --> 00:07:53,160 Speaker 1: right and exactly? 161 00:07:53,440 --> 00:07:55,400 Speaker 5: Okay, you give advice in her own words, But you're 162 00:07:55,440 --> 00:07:57,320 Speaker 5: the age away. Aren't you supposed to sound boring? Like 163 00:07:57,360 --> 00:08:00,160 Speaker 5: aren't you supposed to start with like you may have 164 00:08:00,280 --> 00:08:03,400 Speaker 5: been at tentative to a text message yesterday. Yeah, I 165 00:08:03,440 --> 00:08:05,800 Speaker 5: think in most situations that would apply. But for this, 166 00:08:05,840 --> 00:08:09,560 Speaker 5: we're gonna have to be a little bit heartfelt, something sincere, 167 00:08:09,640 --> 00:08:11,720 Speaker 5: and make it seem like she really means it. So 168 00:08:11,800 --> 00:08:13,160 Speaker 5: what we have to start crafting? 169 00:08:13,200 --> 00:08:13,360 Speaker 6: Now? 170 00:08:13,360 --> 00:08:14,720 Speaker 5: What are we going to type to this guy? 171 00:08:14,840 --> 00:08:16,280 Speaker 2: I think the first thing you need to do is 172 00:08:16,320 --> 00:08:17,480 Speaker 2: figure out if he saw it. 173 00:08:17,640 --> 00:08:20,240 Speaker 1: You need to say, oh my god, I accidentally send 174 00:08:20,280 --> 00:08:21,200 Speaker 1: an email to everyone. 175 00:08:21,240 --> 00:08:21,880 Speaker 2: Did you see it? 176 00:08:22,040 --> 00:08:25,360 Speaker 5: Pretty interesting email thread we had yesterday? Huh? I like 177 00:08:25,440 --> 00:08:28,760 Speaker 5: that that's just fishing around. You're not even pointed with it. 178 00:08:28,800 --> 00:08:30,200 Speaker 5: I kind of like that, what do you think. 179 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:31,960 Speaker 6: Samantha, You know, I just know that if I call 180 00:08:32,080 --> 00:08:33,959 Speaker 6: attention to it, even if he didn't see it, then 181 00:08:33,960 --> 00:08:34,800 Speaker 6: he's gonna go love. 182 00:08:34,880 --> 00:08:37,440 Speaker 5: Then he will go yeah, those. 183 00:08:37,440 --> 00:08:39,800 Speaker 4: Have you had a chance to check your why? 184 00:08:39,840 --> 00:08:41,840 Speaker 5: And then he goes to chat And honestly, maybe that's 185 00:08:41,840 --> 00:08:43,320 Speaker 5: what he needs, and maybe you. 186 00:08:43,320 --> 00:08:45,240 Speaker 1: Could play it off as a joke if he has 187 00:08:45,240 --> 00:08:47,720 Speaker 1: seen it. It's like, oh, I was actually gonna send 188 00:08:47,720 --> 00:08:50,760 Speaker 1: that just to you, like it was going to be 189 00:08:50,760 --> 00:08:53,360 Speaker 1: an inside joke between you two, but I accidentally send 190 00:08:53,360 --> 00:08:54,040 Speaker 1: it to everybody. 191 00:08:54,160 --> 00:08:56,080 Speaker 5: I like that, Samantha. I think you gotta go with 192 00:08:56,120 --> 00:08:56,640 Speaker 5: that one. 193 00:08:57,080 --> 00:08:58,920 Speaker 6: Okay, let's see. 194 00:08:58,720 --> 00:09:00,920 Speaker 1: So I mean, maybe start with, hey, did you see 195 00:09:00,960 --> 00:09:04,120 Speaker 1: the email yesterday that everybody's don't say that. 196 00:09:04,080 --> 00:09:09,280 Speaker 5: Everybody everybody's laughing at you. Honestly, I liked Jose's thing, 197 00:09:09,360 --> 00:09:12,640 Speaker 5: be like, whoa pretty crazy text thread that the group 198 00:09:12,679 --> 00:09:13,720 Speaker 5: had going yesterday. 199 00:09:15,360 --> 00:09:17,600 Speaker 1: Maybe something to lighten it, like what about a yike's 200 00:09:17,600 --> 00:09:21,520 Speaker 1: face that's actually not the big eyes. 201 00:09:21,800 --> 00:09:25,559 Speaker 5: That's accepting some responsibility. Let's start writing that, Okay, Samantha. 202 00:09:25,640 --> 00:09:28,720 Speaker 1: Okay, every time I hear about Hy's I'm so glad 203 00:09:28,760 --> 00:09:29,800 Speaker 1: I've never lived with one. 204 00:09:33,080 --> 00:09:34,079 Speaker 5: Samantha, did you send it? 205 00:09:34,640 --> 00:09:37,360 Speaker 2: Okay, how are you feeling? 206 00:09:38,559 --> 00:09:41,760 Speaker 6: I'm nervous about okah. 207 00:09:42,360 --> 00:09:44,280 Speaker 5: Sometime we have to just react to whatever he says. 208 00:09:44,320 --> 00:09:46,400 Speaker 6: Now I wanted to answer or not. 209 00:09:47,679 --> 00:09:50,000 Speaker 5: He doesn't, but just double checking you did send it 210 00:09:50,040 --> 00:09:51,120 Speaker 5: to him and not to the. 211 00:09:54,160 --> 00:09:56,640 Speaker 2: Okay, learned. 212 00:09:57,480 --> 00:09:59,559 Speaker 5: I think. So we've ripped the band aid off. We've 213 00:09:59,600 --> 00:10:02,880 Speaker 5: started the initial stages of our apology. Will come back 214 00:10:02,920 --> 00:10:06,200 Speaker 5: and continue it with more textual healing to the weird 215 00:10:06,240 --> 00:10:10,480 Speaker 5: guy from HOA. Right after this hold on, we're in 216 00:10:10,480 --> 00:10:14,200 Speaker 5: the middle of textual healing with our listener, Samantha, who's 217 00:10:14,280 --> 00:10:18,400 Speaker 5: trying to fix a big whoopsie that she made because 218 00:10:18,440 --> 00:10:22,800 Speaker 5: she's on an HOA board with one particularly passionate member 219 00:10:23,160 --> 00:10:27,840 Speaker 5: who writes super long winded, detailed emails. 220 00:10:28,080 --> 00:10:32,040 Speaker 7: It's just kind of a lot, yes, generally very on 221 00:10:32,120 --> 00:10:35,800 Speaker 7: top of things, too much so, so she basically screenshoted 222 00:10:35,840 --> 00:10:38,480 Speaker 7: one of his longer messages and put a caption on 223 00:10:38,520 --> 00:10:41,959 Speaker 7: it saying, well, someone please take his keyboard away, and. 224 00:10:42,080 --> 00:10:44,280 Speaker 5: Meant to send it to just one of her friends, 225 00:10:44,679 --> 00:10:48,280 Speaker 5: didn't realize it went out to the whole group, including 226 00:10:48,320 --> 00:10:52,840 Speaker 5: the guy that she was poking fun at. Pretty much accident. 227 00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:56,560 Speaker 5: Now she feels terrible about it, wants to apologize to 228 00:10:56,640 --> 00:10:59,520 Speaker 5: him and make it right, but have it come across 229 00:10:59,520 --> 00:11:03,079 Speaker 5: soundings and see her and not just performative. So we suggested, 230 00:11:03,080 --> 00:11:05,840 Speaker 5: why not gauge and just see if he even saw 231 00:11:05,880 --> 00:11:08,439 Speaker 5: it first. So we put out a feeler text that said, 232 00:11:08,520 --> 00:11:12,080 Speaker 5: Yike's pretty crazy. What was happening in the HOA textraad yesterday? Huh, 233 00:11:12,360 --> 00:11:14,160 Speaker 5: just to see if he knew what we were talking about. 234 00:11:14,280 --> 00:11:16,720 Speaker 2: I am like, actually nervous about what he's going to say. 235 00:11:16,720 --> 00:11:16,920 Speaker 1: Mad. 236 00:11:17,760 --> 00:11:19,600 Speaker 5: Yeah, Well, we don't even know if he did respond, 237 00:11:19,640 --> 00:11:22,000 Speaker 5: so let's find out. Samantha, did you get a message 238 00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:22,839 Speaker 5: back from the dude? 239 00:11:23,920 --> 00:11:24,120 Speaker 6: Sure? 240 00:11:24,200 --> 00:11:27,240 Speaker 4: Did like that? 241 00:11:27,559 --> 00:11:28,280 Speaker 5: What did it say? 242 00:11:29,240 --> 00:11:33,280 Speaker 6: It is? Yeah? I guess from now on I will 243 00:11:33,360 --> 00:11:38,120 Speaker 6: keep my emails under twelve paragraphs for you. I'll then 244 00:11:38,200 --> 00:11:40,880 Speaker 6: signed it with a middle finger emoji. 245 00:11:41,200 --> 00:11:43,760 Speaker 5: Oh kidding at first? 246 00:11:43,800 --> 00:11:45,840 Speaker 1: Oh, I thought he was taking constructive criticism. 247 00:11:46,160 --> 00:11:50,559 Speaker 3: Well, okay, that was a sarcastic twelve paragraph dude. 248 00:11:50,559 --> 00:11:53,160 Speaker 5: I'm sorry he's still kidding. But the middle fingers back 249 00:11:53,320 --> 00:11:53,679 Speaker 5: out of. 250 00:11:53,640 --> 00:11:55,520 Speaker 2: All the emojis, that is the most aggressive. 251 00:11:55,640 --> 00:11:58,320 Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean, we've never suggested anyone to use it 252 00:11:58,360 --> 00:12:01,160 Speaker 5: on here. Yeah, we suggest did a lot of emojis 253 00:12:01,160 --> 00:12:01,719 Speaker 5: for people to. 254 00:12:01,720 --> 00:12:03,720 Speaker 4: Type out, so we should suggest it more. 255 00:12:05,720 --> 00:12:08,319 Speaker 2: Maybe he's saying you're number one, and he's. 256 00:12:11,840 --> 00:12:15,920 Speaker 5: Okay, I mean, how are you taking his text Samantha? 257 00:12:16,600 --> 00:12:19,480 Speaker 6: I mean I feel bad. It's like I really need 258 00:12:19,520 --> 00:12:23,760 Speaker 6: to definitely go in with the full apologies. Okay, Okay, 259 00:12:24,200 --> 00:12:26,480 Speaker 6: I got yeah, I gotta, I gotta do it. 260 00:12:32,880 --> 00:12:35,040 Speaker 5: I mean, I think it's more important that you just 261 00:12:35,040 --> 00:12:39,439 Speaker 5: come across with something pretty sincere about like I'm super sorry. 262 00:12:39,640 --> 00:12:43,520 Speaker 5: And maybe you could even compliment him to try and backtrack. 263 00:12:43,880 --> 00:12:45,040 Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean you can't. 264 00:12:45,080 --> 00:12:47,960 Speaker 2: You can't do an honest compliment. You can say like. 265 00:12:48,520 --> 00:12:51,040 Speaker 6: You take a lot of time to do the email. 266 00:12:52,600 --> 00:12:55,600 Speaker 1: And we appreciate the passion that you have. You're one 267 00:12:55,600 --> 00:12:57,959 Speaker 1: of the reasons this place is running so well. 268 00:12:58,040 --> 00:13:02,560 Speaker 5: Yeah, I have a secret crush on you. Well, you know, 269 00:13:02,840 --> 00:13:04,720 Speaker 5: let's find the line you keep me running to. 270 00:13:05,800 --> 00:13:08,120 Speaker 1: Okay, start with your own apology. I think that has 271 00:13:08,160 --> 00:13:09,000 Speaker 1: to be in your words. 272 00:13:09,080 --> 00:13:11,720 Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, Well, I definitely like the thing about like 273 00:13:11,880 --> 00:13:13,559 Speaker 6: you do a good job and you put a lot 274 00:13:13,600 --> 00:13:17,760 Speaker 6: into it. Shows. It's just sometimes if they're long. 275 00:13:17,640 --> 00:13:21,559 Speaker 1: No, no, no, and then you say it what a jerk. 276 00:13:21,640 --> 00:13:24,480 Speaker 2: You are, and I am such a jerk. I didn't 277 00:13:24,520 --> 00:13:25,840 Speaker 2: mean for everyone to see that. 278 00:13:26,440 --> 00:13:27,120 Speaker 6: Yeah, I like that. 279 00:13:27,200 --> 00:13:30,000 Speaker 5: Okay, so why don't you let's send the apology text 280 00:13:30,280 --> 00:13:32,640 Speaker 5: and hopefully that'll help soften him a little bit. 281 00:13:33,280 --> 00:13:36,120 Speaker 1: Okay, dude, you're about to get so many A two 282 00:13:36,160 --> 00:13:37,360 Speaker 1: A fines if this doesn't go. 283 00:13:39,559 --> 00:13:41,800 Speaker 5: He's going to be all over your property with like 284 00:13:41,880 --> 00:13:45,600 Speaker 5: measuring tape, taking photos and everything is there while we're 285 00:13:45,600 --> 00:13:48,040 Speaker 5: waiting for him. Is there any other gesture you can do? 286 00:13:48,160 --> 00:13:50,040 Speaker 5: Are you a good like baker or like you could 287 00:13:50,040 --> 00:13:53,600 Speaker 5: you drop cookies off? Yeah, that's like kind of neighborly. 288 00:13:53,960 --> 00:13:54,800 Speaker 6: That's a good idea. 289 00:13:54,920 --> 00:13:57,559 Speaker 5: That's what you meant hand gestures that you could do back. 290 00:13:59,360 --> 00:14:03,080 Speaker 6: Yeah, okay, wait wait wait it's popped. 291 00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:12,440 Speaker 5: Okay, it popped bubbles? Oh okay, pop pop. 292 00:14:15,120 --> 00:14:19,280 Speaker 6: Okay, Okay, here's what he says, wrote something, Go ahead. 293 00:14:20,160 --> 00:14:22,800 Speaker 6: I showed your text to my therapist. 294 00:14:23,360 --> 00:14:24,720 Speaker 5: Oh no, it. 295 00:14:24,720 --> 00:14:29,000 Speaker 6: Says I have a tendency to trust loud women with 296 00:14:29,440 --> 00:14:32,440 Speaker 6: wine breasts, So it makes sense. 297 00:14:32,960 --> 00:14:34,160 Speaker 4: What what? 298 00:14:34,520 --> 00:14:34,760 Speaker 1: Wait? 299 00:14:35,880 --> 00:14:38,240 Speaker 2: I highly doubt a therapist said that. 300 00:14:38,680 --> 00:14:41,680 Speaker 6: Yeah. He's trying to yeah, yeah, to make you feel 301 00:14:42,200 --> 00:14:42,600 Speaker 6: It's like. 302 00:14:42,600 --> 00:14:45,400 Speaker 1: A passive aggressive insult to her that she drinks too 303 00:14:45,480 --> 00:14:46,480 Speaker 1: much wine and that. 304 00:14:46,480 --> 00:14:50,080 Speaker 6: She's maybe I should get him a bottle of wine. 305 00:14:50,400 --> 00:14:54,280 Speaker 5: That's funny, but clearly his feelings were hurt by it. 306 00:14:54,360 --> 00:14:56,640 Speaker 5: So he's taking whatever chance that he can to get 307 00:14:56,680 --> 00:14:58,080 Speaker 5: out his emotions and try. 308 00:14:57,880 --> 00:15:00,720 Speaker 2: And get even jump out a wine bandwagon. And you're right, 309 00:15:00,960 --> 00:15:01,600 Speaker 2: I was drunk. 310 00:15:01,840 --> 00:15:06,680 Speaker 4: Yeah, that's actually honestly, Yeah. 311 00:15:06,760 --> 00:15:08,120 Speaker 6: I love it. I love it. 312 00:15:08,240 --> 00:15:09,960 Speaker 5: That'd be a good way to disarm him, because he 313 00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:12,320 Speaker 5: can't be mad at you if you're literally taking what 314 00:15:12,400 --> 00:15:13,120 Speaker 5: he's giving you. 315 00:15:13,160 --> 00:15:16,160 Speaker 6: So I admit it. I had to make. 316 00:15:18,800 --> 00:15:21,520 Speaker 5: A ten am text and you can even do a 317 00:15:21,560 --> 00:15:25,160 Speaker 5: little wine glass emoji. But I think afterwards, really double 318 00:15:25,240 --> 00:15:28,080 Speaker 5: down on the apology, like seriously though, like I do 319 00:15:28,200 --> 00:15:30,240 Speaker 5: sincerely apologize. I feel terrible. 320 00:15:30,320 --> 00:15:32,360 Speaker 6: Threw it up and I feel really bad. 321 00:15:32,520 --> 00:15:34,240 Speaker 5: I think a lot of people feel you. But so 322 00:15:34,280 --> 00:15:36,600 Speaker 5: you sent the text, Yeah, I got it. 323 00:15:37,080 --> 00:15:39,840 Speaker 6: Great, So okay, let's see how this one goes over. 324 00:15:40,400 --> 00:15:43,600 Speaker 1: Is there anyone that everyone on the HA hates, you know, 325 00:15:43,640 --> 00:15:46,680 Speaker 1: sometimes everybody needs a common enemy. 326 00:15:46,760 --> 00:15:47,320 Speaker 4: Or is it him? 327 00:15:47,600 --> 00:15:47,840 Speaker 6: Yeah? 328 00:15:48,720 --> 00:15:49,600 Speaker 2: I mean, if if he. 329 00:15:49,520 --> 00:15:52,040 Speaker 1: Doesn't like someone, you should say you wouldn't believe the 330 00:15:52,120 --> 00:16:00,920 Speaker 1: meme I sent about Lois or you know, wants. 331 00:15:57,720 --> 00:15:59,920 Speaker 5: To start like high school drama and keep the guy 332 00:16:00,080 --> 00:16:04,760 Speaker 5: sip going. You want to talk to cry about somebody. 333 00:16:05,360 --> 00:16:07,440 Speaker 6: There isn't enough drama on these boards anyhow. 334 00:16:08,480 --> 00:16:11,160 Speaker 5: We're trying to put out the flames here. So are 335 00:16:11,200 --> 00:16:12,320 Speaker 5: you seeing anything from him? 336 00:16:12,800 --> 00:16:14,880 Speaker 6: It's mate here it is. 337 00:16:16,080 --> 00:16:16,960 Speaker 5: We're getting pops. 338 00:16:18,560 --> 00:16:20,840 Speaker 2: See what we got, she says, Okay. 339 00:16:21,120 --> 00:16:23,920 Speaker 5: We love what a picture with the flip phone. 340 00:16:23,920 --> 00:16:29,360 Speaker 6: For some reason, in all honesty, I showed my wife 341 00:16:29,560 --> 00:16:31,280 Speaker 6: and she kind of agreed with you. 342 00:16:34,680 --> 00:16:37,680 Speaker 2: That's a sweet response from him. He's actually coming to 343 00:16:37,720 --> 00:16:38,120 Speaker 2: the middle. 344 00:16:38,200 --> 00:16:41,840 Speaker 6: But I did not expect that, So don't feel bad. 345 00:16:42,080 --> 00:16:44,600 Speaker 6: I'm sticking to bullet points from now on. 346 00:16:48,160 --> 00:16:50,280 Speaker 2: That guy came from the middle finger back to this. 347 00:16:50,600 --> 00:16:53,680 Speaker 6: Yeah. I think this is success, definite least success. 348 00:16:53,920 --> 00:16:57,240 Speaker 5: Yeah, and he took your constructive criticism on his long 349 00:16:57,280 --> 00:17:01,360 Speaker 5: winded email to his wife. 350 00:17:01,520 --> 00:17:03,840 Speaker 4: He's probably so happy he's gonna stop emailing. 351 00:17:04,119 --> 00:17:06,280 Speaker 5: Ye oh my okay, So I feel like at this 352 00:17:06,280 --> 00:17:07,080 Speaker 5: point we're good. 353 00:17:07,320 --> 00:17:08,239 Speaker 6: You shut up. 354 00:17:08,240 --> 00:17:10,240 Speaker 2: Now you need to write her back one more time. 355 00:17:10,320 --> 00:17:13,480 Speaker 1: I just say, yeah, I'll be dropping off a bottle 356 00:17:13,480 --> 00:17:14,960 Speaker 1: of wine for you and your wife. 357 00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:16,400 Speaker 2: You should still do you know what I mean. 358 00:17:16,800 --> 00:17:18,639 Speaker 6: I definitely will do that, definitely. 359 00:17:19,080 --> 00:17:23,960 Speaker 5: Just don't show up already drinking someone. I'm so sorry. 360 00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:29,160 Speaker 5: I'm not drinking wine. I'm drinking vodka. Okay, So if 361 00:17:29,200 --> 00:17:30,760 Speaker 5: you send that, then we're gonna call it good. 362 00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:33,800 Speaker 6: Okay, Samantha, Okay, this is a win win, and I 363 00:17:33,800 --> 00:17:35,280 Speaker 6: get shorter emails on top of it. 364 00:17:37,160 --> 00:17:42,000 Speaker 5: Successful edition of textual Healing. Please nobody else from Hoa's 365 00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:42,399 Speaker 5: text in. 366 00:17:44,359 --> 00:17:48,240 Speaker 6: Jeffrey in the Morning, Freaking Jeffrey in the Morning. 367 00:17:48,520 --> 00:17:51,119 Speaker 5: Why do I feel like our listener Samantha and that 368 00:17:51,280 --> 00:17:54,680 Speaker 5: dude's wife are gonna instantly hit it off, and they're 369 00:17:54,720 --> 00:17:57,520 Speaker 5: gonna hang out and high five each other, and the 370 00:17:57,560 --> 00:17:59,840 Speaker 5: wife's gonna start going in on the husband too. 371 00:18:00,080 --> 00:18:02,600 Speaker 2: That's gonna be why yes one Wednesday's girl. 372 00:18:02,800 --> 00:18:05,800 Speaker 5: Yeah, oh my god, you think his emails are bad, 373 00:18:05,800 --> 00:18:07,520 Speaker 5: At least you don't have to sit through his dumb 374 00:18:07,640 --> 00:18:10,560 Speaker 5: slideshow presentations after we get back from a vacation. 375 00:18:10,880 --> 00:18:11,879 Speaker 6: God, well, you. 376 00:18:12,160 --> 00:18:14,640 Speaker 1: Could tell by how quickly he shrank away from his 377 00:18:14,840 --> 00:18:16,040 Speaker 1: middle finger text. 378 00:18:16,440 --> 00:18:18,520 Speaker 2: Then he's been beaten down before. 379 00:18:18,600 --> 00:18:21,240 Speaker 5: Yeah, guy, he's trying to clap back at the woman 380 00:18:21,280 --> 00:18:23,159 Speaker 5: who's come after him, and he never comes out of 381 00:18:23,600 --> 00:18:26,399 Speaker 5: yeah and no. But you know what, if you want to, 382 00:18:26,440 --> 00:18:28,880 Speaker 5: I give you full permission to talk crap about all 383 00:18:28,960 --> 00:18:32,280 Speaker 5: of us if you hit subscribe on the podcast right now. 384 00:18:33,640 --> 00:18:35,919 Speaker 1: Send the link of this podcast to everybody you know 385 00:18:35,960 --> 00:18:37,320 Speaker 1: and tell him how terrible it is. 386 00:18:37,680 --> 00:18:40,800 Speaker 5: Yeah, so god. That guy Jeff too. His voice is 387 00:18:40,800 --> 00:18:42,359 Speaker 5: so sultry and masculine. 388 00:18:42,640 --> 00:18:45,040 Speaker 2: Ugh, that's not insulting, you thought, Well 389 00:18:45,080 --> 00:18:46,679 Speaker 5: Whatever insult you want to come up with,