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Speaker 1: Jubils dirty little secret. Time for your dirty little secret.

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Speaker 1: Remember text in four one six one. If you have

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Speaker 1: a secret to tell us, just text us let us know,

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Speaker 1: and then while you up and we'll be like, hey,

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Speaker 1: you can tell us what your secret is. And remember,

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Speaker 1: you can tell us anything. Because we keep everybody anonymous.

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Speaker 1: We don't even ask what your name is. That's why

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Speaker 1: everybody who wants to tell us a dirty little secret

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Speaker 1: gets a fake anonymous nickname. And on the phone right

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Speaker 1: now is Kanye West's unused medication. Oh yeah, that's where

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Speaker 1: it's been. It's just been waiting to call us for

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Speaker 1: a dirty little secret. How are you great? How are

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Speaker 1: you not too bad? Thank you for asking. I'm sure

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Speaker 1: you have a lot of dirty little secrets. Yeah. So

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Speaker 1: I've been pulled over a handful of times for speeding tickets.

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Speaker 1: Oh naughty, naughty? Is that your dirty little secret? That's

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Speaker 1: I have no speed speeding tickets. I have been speeder. Yeah, okay,

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Speaker 1: so just speeding tickets, not your dirty little secret. No,

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Speaker 1: but I've come up with a way to get out

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Speaker 1: of speeding tickets. Oh really, it's good information. We'll listen close, Jubil.

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Speaker 1: I don't need I get out of so many tickets.

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Speaker 1: It's crazy. I get out of a lot of situations

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Speaker 1: because he's famous. Who I am? Yeah, I mean I

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Speaker 1: don't think that's all the time because you know, I

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Speaker 1: haven't been famous forever. It was born famous well as

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Speaker 1: also the radio doesn't really do that much, you know,

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Speaker 1: but it does a little. I have gotten pulled over

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Speaker 1: a lot and gotten out of it. Um and usually

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Speaker 1: what I've noticed my way to get out of tickets,

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Speaker 1: and I've gotten out of a lot of tickets. Being

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Speaker 1: super honest shocks the cops usually with me, like I'll

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Speaker 1: just be like, yeah, I know it's being ma, I'm sorry,

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Speaker 1: I've tried. Doesn't work. Really, It's always worked for me

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Speaker 1: because their faces like they were waiting for an excuse.

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Speaker 1: Usually they're like, huh, I'm sorry. Uh, Kanye's unused redication expired? Yea,

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Speaker 1: why what how do you get out of a speeding ticket? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: What's your at? You bring it back? Yeah? I basically

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Speaker 1: I just lay it on them that I have to

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Speaker 1: go to the path bathroom really bad, that I have

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Speaker 1: to poop, that I have really that bad diarrhea. Oh

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Speaker 1: I think it's from a bathroom, and that you cannot

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Speaker 1: keep me here any longer. Every time. Every time, Okay,

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Speaker 1: that's funny to talk to me about, like why are

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Speaker 1: you speeding? And I'm like, I gotta go to the bathroom,

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Speaker 1: Like I'm so sorry, can you keep this somewhere else? Wow?

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Speaker 1: The cups say, I mean, they usually look at me

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Speaker 1: like is she joking? But then I keep going and

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Speaker 1: then they're like, oh crap, like okay, I'm sorry, like

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Speaker 1: go ahead, like just don't speed. Then there's been a

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Speaker 1: few that like I've had to play it up completely,

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Speaker 1: and it took them a lot longer to be like, okay,

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Speaker 1: what you just keep going? How did you play it up?

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Speaker 1: Just like a lot of anti movements like kind of

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Speaker 1: shaking my leg, jumping up and down. I feel like,

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Speaker 1: not to be sexist, but I feel like that is

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Speaker 1: a thing that would not work as well for dudes,

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Speaker 1: Like I feel like that's something where for your cup

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Speaker 1: like oh, she's got you know, but if a guided it,

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Speaker 1: yeah yeah right, you know it's as a herd that

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Speaker 1: before or they'd be like whatever, just go. You know

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Speaker 1: how long it takes you guys to poop it? Don't

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Speaker 1: know that that couldn't get No, that's meant that couldn't

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Speaker 1: get you out of any speeding ticket because all cops

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Speaker 1: well no, no, no, no, all guys. But if it's

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Speaker 1: a guy, then you could like, yeah, right, it takes

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Speaker 1: us sixteen minutes to get one of them out unless

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Speaker 1: it's Ireala though, because that will come quick. But still

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Speaker 1: I don't think they'd believe it. No, I think that.

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Speaker 1: I think that. I think it's more likely to work

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Speaker 1: for a woman. But thank you for telling us your

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Speaker 1: tip on how to get out of a ticket kind

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Speaker 1: of wests medication. I'm gonna try next time. Yeah, well

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Speaker 1: you should please pull it back to us. Alex and

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Speaker 1: I are mayor. By the way, he didn't know. That's

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Speaker 1: why I say that because in case people just tune in,

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Speaker 1: I have to tell that if they've already knew that,

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Speaker 1: thanks for listening long enough to know that. Um, you

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Speaker 1: should drive everywhere from now on and try to get

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Speaker 1: pulled over, because I want to be in the car

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Speaker 1: when that happens. On the way you do that, I

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Speaker 1: want to see you try to fake that you have

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Speaker 1: to go to the bathroom really bad to get out

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Speaker 1: of a ticket. Jewel speeds everywhere we go and he

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Speaker 1: never gets pulled over with me at least, like, I

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Speaker 1: don't understand. I don't get pulled over that much. Why right,

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Speaker 1: I'm getting pulled over today? Yes, now that we said that,

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Speaker 1: him getting pulled over today of it. I mean, I

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Speaker 1: like going fast and getting places quick, so I don't

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Speaker 1: mind it. I'm just like, how do you not get

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Speaker 1: pulled over? Like Ricky Bobby over there? Okay, I wanted

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Speaker 1: to go fast