Speaker 1: Don't answer the phone, Elvis durand Elvis Duran's phone tabs.
Speaker 2: All right, take it away, scary. Okay, Melissa, what do
Speaker 2: you want to do to your boyfriend? Mike?
Speaker 3: I want to tell him that I put a deposit
Speaker 3: on a purebred Pomeranian puppy without him knowing.
Speaker 2: And you guys lived together, Yes, we lived together.
Speaker 3: We just moved into an apartment and the apartment actually
Speaker 3: charged the sea.
Speaker 2: For pat So he's not going to be happy at all. No,
Speaker 2: let's get him on the phone.
Speaker 1: Tap sounds good, Mike speaking, How might help you?
Speaker 2: Hey, Mike, this is Doug Walker.
Speaker 4: I'm the private breeder that your girlfriend Melissa came in
Speaker 4: to see. She was interested in one of my pure
Speaker 4: bred Pomeranians.
Speaker 1: Okay, when was she in contact with you about the dog?
Speaker 2: Oh? Last week? And she also left a four hundred
Speaker 2: dollars deposit.
Speaker 1: Oh, I'll have to just I guess she has your number? Right?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 4: Yeah, she does, And all we need is the balance
Speaker 4: in one thousand dollars and we'll give you the dog.
Speaker 1: I really hate little dogs.
Speaker 2: Was don't you like about little dogs?
Speaker 1: They're annoying? And I told her not to get it.
Speaker 4: Well, that's weird though, because she said that this was happening,
Speaker 4: she had signed a contract with me.
Speaker 1: I'll have her get back to you.
Speaker 2: Thank you so much.
Speaker 1: You're welcome.
Speaker 2: Okay, bye, all right, hello, I set the title for you.
Speaker 2: We're going to call him back and you're going to
Speaker 2: continue the joke.
Speaker 1: Okay, great, Mike speaking. How might I help you?
Speaker 3: Hi? Han Hi? It means it a breeder call you today.
Speaker 3: They caught me at work and I wasn't here to
Speaker 3: get it.
Speaker 1: They said, you had left to phone it out of
Speaker 1: the positive. Signed a contract for a fourteen hundred dollar
Speaker 1: dog that's not living in a condo.
Speaker 3: I told you that I wanted a puppy.
Speaker 1: I don't give it fourteen dollars. Yeah mine, Yeah, come mine. Okay.
Speaker 1: First of all, everybody that I talked to said the
Speaker 1: Pomme ringing is gets sick all the time.
Speaker 3: It doesn't get sick all the time.
Speaker 1: It doesn't get sick all the time.
Speaker 3: No, And it's on the website that it's an apartment dog.
Speaker 1: I don't give it. Honestly, I'm not living with you
Speaker 1: with that thing.
Speaker 3: Why do you always get what you want? Why can't
Speaker 3: I ever get what I want? It's my birthday.
Speaker 1: Fourteen hundred dollars. My dog courts seven fifty.
Speaker 3: I want the dog. I already signed a contract for.
Speaker 1: I don't give you, first of all, a green contract
Speaker 1: where the apartment doesn't allow dogs. You just have to
Speaker 1: pay extra five hundred dollars.
Speaker 3: So you pay a little five hundred dollars deductible. No
Speaker 3: big deal, No big deal.
Speaker 1: I ain't paying five hours.
Speaker 3: The dog is cute, though it's so small, it's not
Speaker 3: gonna bother you.
Speaker 1: I don't give it.
Speaker 3: It's an apartment dog. I showed you the pictures on
Speaker 3: a weapon.
Speaker 1: I said eight times I don't want you might be
Speaker 1: on my back and guy.
Speaker 3: But I want it.
Speaker 1: I don't give it. Then don't you always cared about
Speaker 1: what you want, never what I want? Okay, that may be, so,
Speaker 1: then I guess I'm not the person for you because
Speaker 1: things are compromises.
Speaker 3: Okay, Okay, I don't want a big dog around the
Speaker 3: apartment because all is going to do is everywhere at
Speaker 3: least this dog the like pellets.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, so it start to pick up little nuggets
Speaker 1: all over the place where you give me a present
Speaker 1: and big don't you think I wouldn't get any dog
Speaker 1: in an apartment.
Speaker 3: His name is going to be sparky. What its name
Speaker 3: is going to be sparky?
Speaker 1: Sparky?
Speaker 3: It like has this little spark to it. It like
Speaker 3: jumped up and down and saw me and stuff.
Speaker 1: Oh great, wonderful.
Speaker 3: Don't be mad at me.
Speaker 1: The fact that I have to deal with this piece
Speaker 1: of you just did it.
Speaker 3: I want a dog. I want one before we move
Speaker 3: and stuff. And I told you I wanted one for
Speaker 3: my birthday. I gave you the two options for my birthday.
Speaker 1: Your president is me having to deal with the dog. Then,
Speaker 1: because I can't get you anything, you.
Speaker 3: Have to get me something for my birthday.
Speaker 1: It's my birthday. Anything. I'm sorry, I just really want
Speaker 1: a dog because you ever be on my back and day.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry you everything? Not sorry, Yes I am.
Speaker 3: I told you that I want a dog.
Speaker 1: More if you want the dog or not, because I'm
Speaker 1: not living with why can't I have a distinus you're
Speaker 1: going to be living on your own?
Speaker 3: Then fine. If if that's what you want it, then fine,
Speaker 3: I'll take my little dog with me. Okay, you can
Speaker 3: go crying back to your mom then okay, maybe so and.
Speaker 4: Mike, this is Doug Walker, you ready to clean up
Speaker 4: sparky little doggy nuggets off the carpet.
Speaker 2: You've been phone tapped.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. I'm feeling good now. Thank god, I
Speaker 1: don't have to get that ugly dog Elvis
Speaker 2: Durand's phone tap