WEBVTT - We’re Getting a Pomeranian Puppy

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<v Speaker 1>Don't answer the phone, Elvis durand Elvis Duran's phone tabs.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, take it away, scary. Okay, Melissa, what do

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<v Speaker 2>you want to do to your boyfriend? Mike?

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<v Speaker 3>I want to tell him that I put a deposit

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<v Speaker 3>on a purebred Pomeranian puppy without him knowing.

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<v Speaker 2>And you guys lived together, Yes, we lived together.

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<v Speaker 3>We just moved into an apartment and the apartment actually

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<v Speaker 3>charged the sea.

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<v Speaker 2>For pat So he's not going to be happy at all. No,

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<v Speaker 2>let's get him on the phone.

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<v Speaker 1>Tap sounds good, Mike speaking, How might help you?

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, Mike, this is Doug Walker.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm the private breeder that your girlfriend Melissa came in

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<v Speaker 4>to see. She was interested in one of my pure

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<v Speaker 4>bred Pomeranians.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, when was she in contact with you about the dog?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh? Last week? And she also left a four hundred

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<v Speaker 2>dollars deposit.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, I'll have to just I guess she has your number? Right?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, she does, And all we need is the balance

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<v Speaker 4>in one thousand dollars and we'll give you the dog.

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<v Speaker 1>I really hate little dogs.

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<v Speaker 2>Was don't you like about little dogs?

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<v Speaker 1>They're annoying? And I told her not to get it.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, that's weird though, because she said that this was happening,

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<v Speaker 4>she had signed a contract with me.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll have her get back to you.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you so much.

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<v Speaker 1>You're welcome.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, bye, all right, hello, I set the title for you.

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<v Speaker 2>We're going to call him back and you're going to

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<v Speaker 2>continue the joke.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, great, Mike speaking. How might I help you?

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<v Speaker 3>Hi? Han Hi? It means it a breeder call you today.

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<v Speaker 3>They caught me at work and I wasn't here to

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<v Speaker 3>get it.

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<v Speaker 1>They said, you had left to phone it out of

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<v Speaker 1>the positive. Signed a contract for a fourteen hundred dollar

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<v Speaker 1>dog that's not living in a condo.

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<v Speaker 3>I told you that I wanted a puppy.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't give it fourteen dollars. Yeah mine, Yeah, come mine. Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>First of all, everybody that I talked to said the

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<v Speaker 1>Pomme ringing is gets sick all the time.

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<v Speaker 3>It doesn't get sick all the time.

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<v Speaker 1>It doesn't get sick all the time.

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<v Speaker 3>No, And it's on the website that it's an apartment dog.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't give it. Honestly, I'm not living with you

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<v Speaker 1>with that thing.

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<v Speaker 3>Why do you always get what you want? Why can't

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<v Speaker 3>I ever get what I want? It's my birthday.

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<v Speaker 1>Fourteen hundred dollars. My dog courts seven fifty.

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<v Speaker 3>I want the dog. I already signed a contract for.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't give you, first of all, a green contract

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<v Speaker 1>where the apartment doesn't allow dogs. You just have to

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<v Speaker 1>pay extra five hundred dollars.

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<v Speaker 3>So you pay a little five hundred dollars deductible. No

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<v Speaker 3>big deal, No big deal.

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<v Speaker 1>I ain't paying five hours.

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<v Speaker 3>The dog is cute, though it's so small, it's not

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<v Speaker 3>gonna bother you.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't give it.

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<v Speaker 3>It's an apartment dog. I showed you the pictures on

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<v Speaker 3>a weapon.

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<v Speaker 1>I said eight times I don't want you might be

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<v Speaker 1>on my back and guy.

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<v Speaker 3>But I want it.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't give it. Then don't you always cared about

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<v Speaker 1>what you want, never what I want? Okay, that may be, so,

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<v Speaker 1>then I guess I'm not the person for you because

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<v Speaker 1>things are compromises.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, Okay, I don't want a big dog around the

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<v Speaker 3>apartment because all is going to do is everywhere at

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<v Speaker 3>least this dog the like pellets.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, okay, so it start to pick up little nuggets

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<v Speaker 1>all over the place where you give me a present

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<v Speaker 1>and big don't you think I wouldn't get any dog

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<v Speaker 1>in an apartment.

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<v Speaker 3>His name is going to be sparky. What its name

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<v Speaker 3>is going to be sparky?

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<v Speaker 1>Sparky?

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<v Speaker 3>It like has this little spark to it. It like

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<v Speaker 3>jumped up and down and saw me and stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh great, wonderful.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't be mad at me.

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<v Speaker 1>The fact that I have to deal with this piece

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<v Speaker 1>of you just did it.

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<v Speaker 3>I want a dog. I want one before we move

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<v Speaker 3>and stuff. And I told you I wanted one for

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<v Speaker 3>my birthday. I gave you the two options for my birthday.

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<v Speaker 1>Your president is me having to deal with the dog. Then,

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<v Speaker 1>because I can't get you anything, you.

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<v Speaker 3>Have to get me something for my birthday.

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<v Speaker 1>It's my birthday. Anything. I'm sorry, I just really want

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<v Speaker 1>a dog because you ever be on my back and day.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry you everything? Not sorry, Yes I am.

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<v Speaker 3>I told you that I want a dog.

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<v Speaker 1>More if you want the dog or not, because I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not living with why can't I have a distinus you're

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<v Speaker 1>going to be living on your own?

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<v Speaker 3>Then fine. If if that's what you want it, then fine,

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<v Speaker 3>I'll take my little dog with me. Okay, you can

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<v Speaker 3>go crying back to your mom then okay, maybe so and.

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<v Speaker 4>Mike, this is Doug Walker, you ready to clean up

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<v Speaker 4>sparky little doggy nuggets off the carpet.

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<v Speaker 2>You've been phone tapped.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god. I'm feeling good now. Thank god, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't have to get that ugly dog Elvis

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<v Speaker 2>Durand's phone tap