WEBVTT - Your Doors - 10.7.26

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<v Speaker 1>What you got for us, nephew?

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<v Speaker 3>All right, it's time. We're going to call this guy.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, he's got a nice house. Only issue is...

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<v Speaker 3>The doors ain't paid for. All the doors in the house.

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<v Speaker 3>I got to come in here. I'm going to take

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<v Speaker 3>all these doors. Yeah, we got to get all these doors.

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<v Speaker 3>All these doors. Back door, closet door, door to the bathroom.

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<v Speaker 1>All these doors.

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<v Speaker 3>We got to come get all these doors and take

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<v Speaker 3>them out of there.

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<v Speaker 4>Wow.

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<v Speaker 1>Talk about an open concept. Come on.

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<v Speaker 4>It's going to be wide open.

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<v Speaker 1>Everything.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah. What?

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<v Speaker 1>But why? But why?

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<v Speaker 3>These doors ain't paid for, Carlton.

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<v Speaker 1>All of them? All the doors.

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<v Speaker 4>They didn't come with the house?

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<v Speaker 1>All the doors. Garage doors.

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<v Speaker 3>You got to take the garage door too? Did y'all

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<v Speaker 3>hear what I said? All the doors is coming out.

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<v Speaker 3>It's going to be a door in the house.

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<v Speaker 1>No bathroom doors? All that.

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<v Speaker 3>Y'all going to get real acquainted with each other. Ladies

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<v Speaker 3>and gentlemen, your doors. Your closet doors. You're going to

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<v Speaker 3>see hangers and everything.

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<v Speaker 1>Doors.

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<v Speaker 3>This right here is called your doors.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's go, Cat Doors.

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<v Speaker 4>Hello.

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<v Speaker 1>Hello, I'm trying to reach a Mr. Paul, please.

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<v Speaker 4>Call Virginia Senior.

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<v Speaker 1>Probably Senior. Okay, this is me. How you doing today?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm good, I'm good. Listen, my name is Mark. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>actually calling from a company called Doors. Are you at... Yes, correct.

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<v Speaker 1>You guys just built that home, right? Yeah. Okay. Like

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<v Speaker 1>I said, my name is Mark Stevens. I'm actually calling

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<v Speaker 1>from a doors. We're actually the company that supplied the

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<v Speaker 1>doors that are actually throughout your house. Okay, great. What

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<v Speaker 1>are you calling for, a follow-up? No, this isn't a follow-up. Actually,

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<v Speaker 1>we've got a couple glitches we want to try and

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<v Speaker 1>get straightened out if we could. Well, here's the problem, sir.

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<v Speaker 1>The problem we're having is that the contractor that actually

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<v Speaker 1>built you all's home.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes.

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<v Speaker 1>Has not paid for the doors. You guys have been

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<v Speaker 1>there two and a half months, and we can't seem

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<v Speaker 1>to get the contractor to come in and pay for

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<v Speaker 1>the doors.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, so you've tried to call him?

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<v Speaker 1>We've tried to call him several times, and we have

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<v Speaker 1>not been able to get him.

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<v Speaker 4>What number do you have on him? Because if you

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<v Speaker 4>don't have a good number, I can give you a number,

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<v Speaker 4>because I really don't have anything to do with that.

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<v Speaker 4>In fact, how did you get my number?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, actually, we had your number on file as the homeowner,

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<v Speaker 1>and that's pretty much how we had you. But the

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<v Speaker 1>problem we're facing here, sir, is we've tried to get

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<v Speaker 1>this guy for the last couple months, and we can't

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<v Speaker 1>get him. So actually what's going to happen here in

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<v Speaker 1>the next day or so is we're probably going to

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<v Speaker 1>have to come and get all the doors.

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<v Speaker 4>Hold on a second.

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<v Speaker 1>Do what? We're probably going to have to come and

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<v Speaker 1>get all the doors in your house, take them off,

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<v Speaker 1>and bring them back here to the plant until.

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<v Speaker 4>We get— Who's going to come get all my doors?

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<v Speaker 1>We're going to have to get those doors until either

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<v Speaker 1>we get a contractor or we get paid for the doors. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>what could happen is you could pay for the doors. No, no, no.

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<v Speaker 4>I already paid for the doors. That's past tense. I've

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<v Speaker 4>done that. Paid. You're saying paying. That means I've got

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<v Speaker 4>to double back.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, sir, we haven't been paid, sir, for the doors

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<v Speaker 1>as well.

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<v Speaker 4>No, no, no. The contractor was paid for the doors.

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<v Speaker 4>That's who pays you.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay. And what I'm trying to explain to you, sir,

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<v Speaker 1>we haven't been paid for the doors. At all. Here

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<v Speaker 1>at Doors... Oh, oh, okay.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, at Doors, they should have received a check for

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<v Speaker 4>my contract.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay. What I'm explaining to you, sir, is that that

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<v Speaker 1>hasn't been done.

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<v Speaker 4>I told her, since you have not been paid, you're

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<v Speaker 4>going to come back and get my doors out. You

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<v Speaker 4>said we. Now, who's all this? You and who are

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<v Speaker 4>they going to come to my door?

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<v Speaker 1>Here's the problem here. Like I said... No, no, no.

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<v Speaker 4>There ain't no problems. We're going to resolve this very peacefully.

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<v Speaker 1>But who is we? Okay. So what's taking place here

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<v Speaker 1>at my job is... They've taken this money out of

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<v Speaker 1>my check that hasn't been paid for the doors. Oh, yes.

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<v Speaker 4>I can understand that, but why would they take it

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<v Speaker 4>out of your check? You did the man hours. You've

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<v Speaker 4>done your work.

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<v Speaker 1>I understand that, sir, but since the company hasn't been paid,

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<v Speaker 1>the company has taken it out on me, and it's

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<v Speaker 1>not going to come down on me. So either I'm

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<v Speaker 1>going to get the doors.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, you need to quit your job because they need

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<v Speaker 4>to give you a, not just give you a bonus,

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<v Speaker 4>but give you some hourly work because bottom line is

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<v Speaker 4>you're talking about coming to get my doors. No, that's

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<v Speaker 4>not going to happen.

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<v Speaker 1>Either we resolve this peacefully as if you paid for it,

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<v Speaker 1>or I come out and get the doors. And I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not finna sit here and go back and forth.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, you need to go in and come get these doors.

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<v Speaker 4>Gas up and come get these doors, because you're not

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<v Speaker 4>going to come and get these. I'm not going to

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<v Speaker 4>send you no money.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, sir, then what we need to do is get

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<v Speaker 1>a scheduled time where I can come out and get

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<v Speaker 1>all the doors.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, but now I'm on your time.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry?

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<v Speaker 4>I'm on your time now, so you must be paying

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<v Speaker 4>me now since I'm on your time.

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<v Speaker 1>What are you talking about?

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<v Speaker 4>Because you're talking about you're going to set up a

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<v Speaker 4>time with me. That means I have to leave and

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<v Speaker 4>do what I do to be near you here to

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<v Speaker 4>get something that don't belong to you, which is my door.

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<v Speaker 1>Sir, you don't have to be there at all.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm going to come in and.

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<v Speaker 1>Take the front door off, and I'm going to keep

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<v Speaker 1>moving through the house and get all the doors and

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<v Speaker 1>get them back here to the player.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't think you hear yourself. Now, first and foremost,

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<v Speaker 4>when you come to the front door, I'm going to

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<v Speaker 4>be waiting on you as you... Take it off the latch.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm going to be on your behind making sure you

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<v Speaker 4>realize you're going to have to take this dough or

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<v Speaker 4>take this. And I'm pretty sure that a * *

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<v Speaker 4>whooping coming to you when you get that first door.

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<v Speaker 1>Sir, I can't keep going back and forth with you.

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<v Speaker 1>Let me say this to you. I'm coming to get

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<v Speaker 1>them doors, even if I got to take a a * * whooping.

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<v Speaker 1>Because I got to get my money back from the

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<v Speaker 1>company that they done took from me. Because your a * *

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<v Speaker 1>contractor did not pay for the a * * doors.

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<v Speaker 4>Hey, you better bring your tongue down when you talk

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<v Speaker 4>to me. You talk to a grown a * * man.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm going to put this on you. I'm not going

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<v Speaker 4>to allow you to come to my house and take

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<v Speaker 4>these a * *. and you ain't coming to get

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<v Speaker 4>no money.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm coming to get them doors, and I'm coming to

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<v Speaker 1>get them today. I need every door.

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<v Speaker 4>Come on now. What time you coming? Because I want

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<v Speaker 4>to be prepared when you come messing with these doors.

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<v Speaker 4>Because I make sure. Please, what time you coming?

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<v Speaker 1>Don't worry about when I'm coming. You'll know when I'm

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<v Speaker 1>there when I take the first door off the heads.

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<v Speaker 4>Every door, we're going to meet at that door. I'm

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<v Speaker 4>going to whoop that and tell you what. I'm going

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<v Speaker 4>to pay you. I'm going to pay you a dollar

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<v Speaker 4>and whoop it. Now take that check. You're going to

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<v Speaker 4>make 1075.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to take that whooping if that's what it takes,

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<v Speaker 1>but I got to take these dogs. I'm going to

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<v Speaker 1>get my money back, man.

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<v Speaker 4>Next time, get your money.

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<v Speaker 1>Stop.

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<v Speaker 4>Get a job that pays you better for this whooping.

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<v Speaker 4>You're going to get it and fed well.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not. That's true. I'm not going to keep going

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<v Speaker 1>back and forth with you about you whooping my ass.

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<v Speaker 4>You ain't got to go back and forth.

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<v Speaker 1>That is the end.

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<v Speaker 4>Bring your ass over here, take that whooping, and take

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<v Speaker 4>it on home with you.

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<v Speaker 1>But I'm bringing them dogs too. Every dog in that

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<v Speaker 1>house is coming with me. You should have been calling

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<v Speaker 1>a contractor.

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<v Speaker 4>You should have been calling a contractor.

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<v Speaker 1>But you're over there stealing doors from my company.

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<v Speaker 4>Now I'm going to tell you what you need to.

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<v Speaker 1>Be calling them. He got your money. I'm coming to

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<v Speaker 1>get every door you got in that house.

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<v Speaker 4>Give me that number.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll tell you what.

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<v Speaker 4>I told you, you ain't coming to get no doors.

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<v Speaker 4>I just got to tell you this. Junior, get in

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<v Speaker 4>front of your mama.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm coming to get them doors. And you know what

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<v Speaker 1>else I'm coming to do? What? I'm coming to tell

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<v Speaker 1>you who I am. Do you know who I am?

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<v Speaker 1>Get lost, man.

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<v Speaker 4>So I know who you are. So you walk up here,

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<v Speaker 4>I make sure I introduce myself. You want to come

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<v Speaker 4>get us? Go away. Come get these doors there. Get

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<v Speaker 4>that back.

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<v Speaker 1>That ain't really who I am.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, who are you?

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<v Speaker 1>I am Nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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<v Speaker 1>You just got pranked phone call by your wife, Faye.

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<v Speaker 4>Faye! That's my shit. That's my shit. Bring the damn number.

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<v Speaker 4>You don't get it when I get downstairs. Oh, brother,

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<v Speaker 4>you got me. You know, I'm a typical Negro. I

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<v Speaker 4>got one of them red doors. You know when you

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<v Speaker 4>get them red doors, you doing something. Oh, man.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, man, I got to ask you, man. Paul, what

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<v Speaker 1>is the baddest, and I'm talking about the baddest radio

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<v Speaker 1>show in the land?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, Steve Harvey Show. And Cousin Tommy.

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<v Speaker 1>I was over here just praying, man. Pray don't bring

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<v Speaker 1>that number in there.

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<v Speaker 4>That's what stupid look like this, mom. That's what it

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<v Speaker 4>look like this, mom. That's what it look like. Get

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<v Speaker 4>these doughs. I'm coming to get these doughs. All right.

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<v Speaker 3>Same stupid as coming to the Comedy Zone in Greensboro,

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<v Speaker 3>North Carolina. That would be 22nd, 23rd, 24th of October.

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<v Speaker 3>That's this month. A few weeks away. 22nd, 23rd, 24th.

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<v Speaker 3>Tickets running like crazy. The nephew is coming to town.

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<v Speaker 3>And I will be pranking live. That boy got technology now.

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<v Speaker 3>You can't beat this here. I scare myself when I'm

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<v Speaker 3>up here.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, Lord. I'm scared for you. You're listening to the

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<v Speaker 1>Steve Harvey Morning Show.