WEBVTT - Awkward Tuesday: Nerf Knights Forever

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, just want to say thank you to our Spotify listeners.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, thank you everyone. Wow, my bad, my bad.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't need favorites, but we're charging again on the

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<v Speaker 2>Spotify comedy charts. See, so thank you. Thanks for getting

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<v Speaker 2>us back on those comedy charts. We appreciate it. It

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<v Speaker 2>is Brick and Jeffrey Second Date Update Podcast. Thank you

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<v Speaker 2>so much for being here. And if you're just finding

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<v Speaker 2>this podcast, thank you for being present.

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<v Speaker 1>There's so many people that go back, like six ten.

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<v Speaker 2>The guy commented from an episode that was fifteen years old.

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<v Speaker 2>One ever, he was like, I think this is a repeat.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, you're married. I don't need yeah, yeah, I

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<v Speaker 2>don't even know what to say to you.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I like when people go.

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<v Speaker 2>Back to episodes you're like ten years ago and they

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<v Speaker 2>correct us on the trivia that was it.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh guys, I see your comment.

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<v Speaker 2>But I'm not gonna go back and fix it out.

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<v Speaker 4>How many kids Beyonce, It's like it's this now.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, exactly exactly. So welcome to the present day.

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<v Speaker 2>This is your second Day podcast, and we got a

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<v Speaker 2>brand new awkward Tuesday phone call for you. Yeah, and

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<v Speaker 2>Oran commented, and I know he's gonna like today because

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<v Speaker 2>he said, y'all have been putting me to sleep for.

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<v Speaker 1>Years in a good way.

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<v Speaker 2>Second Date Update and Awkward Tuesday slash Thursday are the ghosts?

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<v Speaker 1>Get or and get ready to sleep?

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<v Speaker 5>Yes, all right, it's midday and he's like, oh, this

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<v Speaker 5>is a good one.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'm We're here for it. We're here for it.

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<v Speaker 1>Enjoy the brand new episode. It starts right now.

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<v Speaker 4>If I had to guess, I would say ninety nine

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<v Speaker 4>point nine percent of boyfriends, yeah, would never ask their

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<v Speaker 4>girlfriends to do this. Oh whoa, And don't worry, it's

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<v Speaker 4>nothing gross. It's just a really dumb question to bring

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<v Speaker 4>up in any relationship. So dumb, okay, but one of

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<v Speaker 4>our listeners tried it and I almost yelled out dead

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<v Speaker 4>man walking during the call.

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<v Speaker 1>Well that's awkward.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh well yeah, I probably should have its appropriately, knowing

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<v Speaker 4>how it turned out in the end. But you will

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<v Speaker 4>not leave the question that this guy actually floats to

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<v Speaker 4>his girlfriend coming up in your brand new awkward Tuesday

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<v Speaker 4>phone call. Next, it's awkward.

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<v Speaker 1>It's Tuesday.

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<v Speaker 3>It's awkward Tuesday phone call.

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<v Speaker 4>When you talk about the big milestone moments in any relationship,

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<v Speaker 4>there's obviously the first kiss. Okay, the first time saying.

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<v Speaker 3>I love you.

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<v Speaker 1>Ah, that's such a sweet moment.

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<v Speaker 4>The first time saying I love you sober. Oh, those

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<v Speaker 4>are different. That's very important. And apparently one of our listeners, Stephen,

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<v Speaker 4>is approaching a major milestone for his relationship and he

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<v Speaker 4>wants he wants our help with it. Stephen, welcome to

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<v Speaker 4>the show. I'm assuming you need advice on how to

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<v Speaker 4>get into her parents' inheritance, because I know that's a

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<v Speaker 4>really big one.

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<v Speaker 1>Why did I think you were gonna say pants.

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<v Speaker 4>Or maybe both?

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<v Speaker 6>I mean, you know, hey, make mine a double that's

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<v Speaker 6>what I always say.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, I don't know what that movies at the same time, sure,

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<v Speaker 4>right family pants? Okay, I'm assuming that you're joking with us,

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<v Speaker 4>and I like that, but yeah, totally tell us what

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<v Speaker 4>the real situation. What's going on with you and your girlfriend?

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<v Speaker 3>All right? So, not a problem. And here's the thing, Wait,

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<v Speaker 3>what problem?

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<v Speaker 4>Maybe your phone cut out? We missed some of what

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<v Speaker 4>you said.

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<v Speaker 2>You just said, not a problem, not a problem.

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<v Speaker 4>So okay, so we've heard correctly. Okay, can you start

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<v Speaker 4>with the problem? Tell us about your girlfriend?

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<v Speaker 6>Well, I mean, I'm going I'll tell you what's going on,

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<v Speaker 6>and like, let's get it.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, I get it. Smart people will understand. But

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<v Speaker 3>then I've got it.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, yes, Steve, what's happening? I need you to put

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<v Speaker 4>the cap back on the bottle of what of jamison

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<v Speaker 4>or whatever it is.

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<v Speaker 1>We need to be more specific.

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<v Speaker 4>I want to know you have a girlfriend, yes, yeah, friend, Tracy.

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<v Speaker 2>Tracy, Tracy, And how long have you been dating?

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<v Speaker 3>By two years?

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<v Speaker 6>Okay, So I moved in with her about a year ago.

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<v Speaker 6>She has an apartment. I moved in with her. We

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<v Speaker 6>were trying to save money at the time. Romantic but yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 6>but we got some things came up though, because I've

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<v Speaker 6>got a buddy of mine, actually got.

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<v Speaker 3>A group of buddies. But my one buddy needs needs

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<v Speaker 3>some help.

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<v Speaker 6>And uh he's good dude, Sebastian, and he is fresh

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<v Speaker 6>out of prison, not going to sugar coat it.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay. Does Tracy know Sebastian? She never met him before

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<v Speaker 1>susan prison.

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<v Speaker 3>I grew up with these guys, right, there's four of us.

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<v Speaker 6>We used to call ourselves the nerf Knight.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh that's kind of cute.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, because he got in like nerve battles with each

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<v Speaker 4>other we were young, and usually what people tell me

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<v Speaker 4>about their childhood friends, I'm assuming it was during your youth.

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<v Speaker 2>I think the whole point of what he's saying is

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<v Speaker 2>that he's very bonded to Sebastian. Sebastian just out of prison,

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<v Speaker 2>you're wanting to help him out core friend groups. I

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<v Speaker 2>also have childhood friends that are in and out of prison.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, perfect, you came to the right place, Steven, So

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<v Speaker 4>keep going. What's going on with you and your Nerf

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<v Speaker 4>Night friends?

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<v Speaker 6>So the other night, I'm playing call of duty with him, right,

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<v Speaker 6>the four of us, and we came up with this

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<v Speaker 6>idea that if the four of us, if we all

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<v Speaker 6>live together, that would help out Sebastian, you know, get

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<v Speaker 6>back on his feet, and the four of us we

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<v Speaker 6>could all save money too. And then after a year,

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<v Speaker 6>well then I could move back in with Tracy.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh wait, wait, so you you want to tell your

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<v Speaker 2>girlfriend that you're moving out of the house with her

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<v Speaker 2>and moving in with your three best.

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<v Speaker 4>Bros, the Nerf Night's Brook Sorry, yes, yes, temporarily.

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<v Speaker 2>Why can't of the other Nerf Knights just do it

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<v Speaker 2>without you?

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<v Speaker 6>Do you think I want to miss that epic party?

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<v Speaker 3>Are you nuts if you.

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<v Speaker 1>Still pay your half of the rent to your girlfriend

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<v Speaker 1>or she'd be left to move out.

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<v Speaker 5>That's a good question.

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<v Speaker 6>Well, hold down one second here because it was her

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<v Speaker 6>apartment first. Okay, she was already paying that like on

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<v Speaker 6>her own. But you got to understand, this is something

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<v Speaker 6>the four of us have always wanted to do, and

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<v Speaker 6>when we were young, we made a commitment to the

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<v Speaker 6>group that it was group first to second.

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<v Speaker 7>When that.

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<v Speaker 4>Eight year old say that to each other, but yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm busy. They were maybe thirteen or fourteen when they

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<v Speaker 1>went that round.

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<v Speaker 5>Whatever it is is smarter than all you and sharing itself.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's a sweet sentiment, but also from the girlfriend's perspective,

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<v Speaker 2>like it feels like you're going back in the maturity level,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, like you're like her boyfriend's moving into a

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<v Speaker 2>frat house.

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<v Speaker 1>That isn't sanctioned.

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<v Speaker 6>Well, let me ask you a question, because if you

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<v Speaker 6>ever have had regrets in life, because let me tell you,

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<v Speaker 6>this is like a bucket list.

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<v Speaker 3>It's like a bros bucket list.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't you know, I say nerf nights forever, yes, always.

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<v Speaker 6>Right, all for one and four for all.

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<v Speaker 3>That was our saying.

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<v Speaker 4>You guys had a lot of saying yeah, So let's

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<v Speaker 4>cut to why did you reach out to us for help?

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<v Speaker 4>What are you looking to do here with your awkward

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<v Speaker 4>Tuesday call?

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<v Speaker 3>I need you, guys to explain it to Tracy. She's

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<v Speaker 3>not going to be happy.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh I can't imagine why. It's not like you're asking

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<v Speaker 4>your girlfriend to break up for a year. You want

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<v Speaker 4>to stay together and still do Yeah.

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<v Speaker 6>I can come over, do laundry, she can make dinner.

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<v Speaker 3>We can have like a nice house.

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<v Speaker 4>No, definitely, definitely put it to her that way.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, there might be part of your girlfriend that's stoked

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<v Speaker 2>on this side.

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<v Speaker 1>I would move out and still pay rent.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I didn't say I was going to pay the rent,

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<v Speaker 3>you know, and they like pay a little bit or something,

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<v Speaker 3>you know.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I mean at that point is her apartment, she

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<v Speaker 4>should have some responsibility.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay.

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<v Speaker 4>You clearly are very very adamant about doing this with

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<v Speaker 4>your your buddies the nerf nights. Okay, you need our

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<v Speaker 4>advice on how do you convince your girlfriend that it's

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<v Speaker 4>not taking a step backwards in your relationship to move

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<v Speaker 4>in with your bros for just a year and then

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<v Speaker 4>move back.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a good idea. Jeff, Yes, it'll be great for everybody.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm glad that we all agree that's the case. But

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<v Speaker 4>how do we get his girlfriend to believe it too.

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<v Speaker 4>That's going to be our challenge when we come back

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<v Speaker 4>with some solid advice and let you make your awkward

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<v Speaker 4>Tuesday phone call coming up right after this.

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<v Speaker 3>It's awkward.

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<v Speaker 1>It's Tuesday.

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<v Speaker 3>It's awkward Tuesday phone call.

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<v Speaker 4>I want you to picture four young boys. Okay, I

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<v Speaker 4>don't like the way. Yeah, I don't like how it

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<v Speaker 4>started either. I probably shouldn't put it like that. Okay,

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<v Speaker 4>no picture for a fully grown men who still act

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<v Speaker 4>like four young boys. Most men, they all live together

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<v Speaker 4>like the nerf nights of the round table, where nobody

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<v Speaker 4>does the dishes and there's been a piece of cake

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<v Speaker 4>on the floor for the past thirty days and everybody

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<v Speaker 4>just walks around it.

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<v Speaker 1>WHOA, Why do I just picture mattresses on the floor.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, you're all seeing the exact dream that our listener,

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<v Speaker 4>Steven has to live with his three childhood buddies and

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<v Speaker 4>the one obstacle in his way, an angry, fire breathing

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<v Speaker 4>girlfriend currently lives with and today he wants to break

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<v Speaker 4>the news that he wants to do this and live

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<v Speaker 4>with these guys for an entire year and then move

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<v Speaker 4>back in with his girlfriend again. That doesn't sound too

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<v Speaker 4>hard to do, right, Yeah, I think.

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<v Speaker 6>We got this.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, she knows who she's dating.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, they shouldn't be shocking.

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<v Speaker 7>That's good.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, I would say so, Okay, Okay.

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<v Speaker 4>All he's looking for is a little bit of advice

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<v Speaker 4>so that his girlfriend is excited about this idea and

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<v Speaker 4>doesn't think they're taking a step backwards in their relationship. So, Brooke,

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<v Speaker 4>what do you have to say to Stephen here?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going with the night theme. Stephen. I'm gonna make

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<v Speaker 1>you the night in shining armor.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, thank you.

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<v Speaker 2>You're gonna tell her, honey, I hate the way we

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<v Speaker 2>moved in together because of finances.

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<v Speaker 1>That was not romantic. It was not how I wanted

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<v Speaker 1>to do it.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm going to move out so that we can do

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<v Speaker 2>it the right way and this will lead us to

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<v Speaker 2>marriage more quickly.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know that gave a little lukewarm on your advice.

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<v Speaker 5>If she's like any girlfriend in history, there's gonna be

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<v Speaker 5>times where she needs space.

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<v Speaker 4>And you're giving it to her.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh lots of it.

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<v Speaker 5>But if she wants to hang. You're on speed dial,

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<v Speaker 5>so she's in control now right. If she needs space,

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<v Speaker 5>she already has it. She wants to see you drop

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<v Speaker 5>of a dime. She can be right there.

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<v Speaker 1>Can we promise that?

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<v Speaker 3>See?

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<v Speaker 6>I kind of I kind of like this is I'm

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<v Speaker 6>being proactive here. I'm giving her the space before as.

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<v Speaker 4>You're not doing this for yourself, you're doing it for her.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't want to know that, I really mutual play

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<v Speaker 2>swords with his friends and not answering her back, and.

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<v Speaker 4>Because she wouldn't want to see that. I'm feeling pretty

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<v Speaker 4>confident about this. I don't know about you, Steven.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, just don't bring up the fact that she would

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<v Speaker 2>ever have to go over and stay there.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, okay, don't mention the.

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<v Speaker 1>Cooking, dinner, the laundry.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, check and check.

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<v Speaker 4>Got it all right, We're ready to do this. I'm

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<v Speaker 4>gonna dial your girlfriend, Tracy, and then we'll step away

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<v Speaker 4>and let you make your call. Good luck, man.

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<v Speaker 3>Here we go.

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<v Speaker 6>Hello, Hey babe, what's going on over there?

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<v Speaker 7>Hey?

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<v Speaker 3>What where?

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<v Speaker 7>What number are you calling from?

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<v Speaker 3>Where?

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<v Speaker 6>I mean, it's a work number thing I got going on.

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<v Speaker 3>So it's a little weird.

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<v Speaker 7>Everything everything and yeah.

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<v Speaker 6>No, I'm taking a break, taking a break, thought i'd

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<v Speaker 6>reach out to you.

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<v Speaker 3>See what's how your day is going.

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<v Speaker 7>That's that's nice. Yeah, everything's good.

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<v Speaker 6>Quiet, Okay, So, uh with this weekend, we still are

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<v Speaker 6>we going to your mom's house for dinner?

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<v Speaker 3>We can pick up and bring it there. You know,

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<v Speaker 3>that's where that's never a problem, you.

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<v Speaker 7>Know, Yeah, no, she wants to she wants to make

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<v Speaker 7>a dinner, which is really sweet. So so yeah, as

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<v Speaker 7>long as that's still good with you.

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<v Speaker 6>And yeah, yeah, yeah, that's that's fun.

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<v Speaker 3>That's fun. You know that sounds good.

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<v Speaker 6>So uh so listen, I just I had a great opportunity.

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<v Speaker 3>Come my way, and I wanted to call it. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 7>Wait, like, are you getting promoted?

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<v Speaker 3>No?

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<v Speaker 6>Actually, it's actually it's actually kind of better.

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<v Speaker 3>It's actually kind of better than that.

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<v Speaker 7>Oh wait, are you going to leave your job and

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<v Speaker 7>go work for my dad?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh no, no, okays is better. This is better. This

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<v Speaker 3>is better than both of those ideas combined.

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<v Speaker 7>Can you can you stop making me guess? I'm not

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<v Speaker 7>very good at these games.

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<v Speaker 6>I'll give you three hints, then three hints ready, okay, Sebastian,

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<v Speaker 6>Derek and Randy.

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<v Speaker 7>Wait, I don't understand. What is the opportunity.

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<v Speaker 6>Okay, well, so since you've brought it up. You know,

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<v Speaker 6>Sebastian it's trying to get back on his feet. And

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<v Speaker 6>and Randy, well he just got a job, you know,

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<v Speaker 6>he's doing bar back in downtown near the city. Actually, okay,

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<v Speaker 6>we were all playing call of duty last night. I

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<v Speaker 6>was amped up and they're all like, hey, bro, before

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<v Speaker 6>you get married married, should all live together one time

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<v Speaker 6>as adults?

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<v Speaker 7>Wait? Are we getting married?

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<v Speaker 3>You know that's sure.

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<v Speaker 6>I mean that's always a possibility, But you're missing the point.

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<v Speaker 6>The main point here is the Nerf Knights. Hello, this

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<v Speaker 6>is our one chance we could live together, one tribe,

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<v Speaker 6>one roof for a year and then move back.

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<v Speaker 7>Wait, I'm sorry, you want to go live with your

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<v Speaker 7>childhood friends, including one that's been in prison. Are you serious, babe?

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<v Speaker 6>It's our one chance to get the Nerf Knight back together.

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<v Speaker 6>W What?

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<v Speaker 7>I don't know?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm on board?

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<v Speaker 7>What what is going Who is this? What is going on?

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<v Speaker 1>We're kind of like the Nerf Knights. There's four of us.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, sound on board? Though, Hey, Tracy is a frank. No,

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<v Speaker 4>it's not a prank, but you are on a radio

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<v Speaker 4>show called Brook and Jeffrey in the morning in the

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<v Speaker 4>middle of an awkward Tuesday phone call.

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<v Speaker 7>Oh my god, that's for sure?

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<v Speaker 4>Are we're not kidding you? Because Steven is a listener

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<v Speaker 4>and he asked for our help reaching out to you

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<v Speaker 4>because he did have this interesting proposition. He wanted to

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<v Speaker 4>bring your way, and he was scared that you might

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<v Speaker 4>not take it the right way.

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<v Speaker 7>Really, what would be the right way?

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<v Speaker 2>I think the right way would be you being like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>that's awesome, that's a great idea.

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<v Speaker 1>Steven move in with the nerf Knights.

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<v Speaker 7>If I wanted to break up with him?

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<v Speaker 3>Sure, ohoa, whoa?

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<v Speaker 1>I thank Tracy.

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<v Speaker 2>You just need to understand only twelve months If you

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<v Speaker 2>two are truly meant to be together forever, what's twelve

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<v Speaker 2>months in a forever timeline? Rights?

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<v Speaker 5>Like, anyway would you be able to move into No?

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, we don't want her.

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<v Speaker 4>There wasn't the original plan.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think she wants to move in with me.

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<v Speaker 7>We've been living together for a year. It's like, if

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<v Speaker 7>you haven't figured out at this point that I'm the

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<v Speaker 7>person for you and that you want to be living

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<v Speaker 7>with me, and I don't know what we're doing.

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<v Speaker 6>Listen, babe, I know that you never hung out with

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<v Speaker 6>them extensively before, but the really good guys and Derek

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<v Speaker 6>is he's actually funnier than me.

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<v Speaker 3>You would write him.

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<v Speaker 1>That he's actually pretty funny.

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<v Speaker 4>Step not on purpose.

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<v Speaker 7>Look, if they get their own place, fine, I'll let

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<v Speaker 7>you go visit them. I don't know, once a month,

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<v Speaker 7>like you visited Sebastian in prison.

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<v Speaker 2>Who Yeah, that's a good friend that goes to visit

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<v Speaker 2>every month though, because prisons are never in a convenient location,

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<v Speaker 2>that's always tough.

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<v Speaker 3>He was a model prisoner.

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<v Speaker 6>Okay, all right, second.

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<v Speaker 2>The ball.

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<v Speaker 3>Night, I understand.

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<v Speaker 7>Can we please just discuss it later. I didn't like

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<v Speaker 7>at home.

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<v Speaker 4>That's weird. Which home or the Castle of the earth Knights. Okay,

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<v Speaker 4>we need we don't need to be a part of

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<v Speaker 4>this conversation this entire time. But Sebastian or but not

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<v Speaker 4>Sebastian Stephen. Stephen just wanted our help because this is

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<v Speaker 4>something that him and his friends have always dreamed of doing.

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<v Speaker 4>They're almost like into full adulthood now, and this might

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<v Speaker 4>be the last opportunity to get to live here.

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<v Speaker 1>Tracy, Can I just talk to you for a second,

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<v Speaker 1>it could be your last opportunity if you end up

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<v Speaker 1>getting married, just have some peace and quiet by yourself,

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<v Speaker 1>like a year. I'm just saying this is not that

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<v Speaker 1>bad for you.

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<v Speaker 7>I mean, it gives me the opportunity, I don't know,

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<v Speaker 7>need somebody else, maybe while I'm hanging around waiting for

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<v Speaker 7>him to come back.

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<v Speaker 1>WHOA, come on, Tracy, you know I don't.

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<v Speaker 7>Think you want to give somebody that much space.

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<v Speaker 6>What he is a reason he wants to leave, you

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<v Speaker 6>know how women are.

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<v Speaker 3>I knew this was going to blow up.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, you know what, I feel like we've made a

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<v Speaker 4>lot of progress in this phone call. I don't know

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<v Speaker 4>if it's backward progress or forward progress, but at least

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<v Speaker 4>the idea is out there.

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<v Speaker 2>And that's what this couple was supposed to happen exactly.

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<v Speaker 4>So why don't you to take the conversation back home

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<v Speaker 4>off the air and you can discuss whether or not

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<v Speaker 4>you really want to do this, but either way we

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<v Speaker 4>support it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and it's in the NERF Knight's live stream because

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sure there'll be one.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh my god, why didn't I think about that? That's

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<v Speaker 6>a great idea.

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<v Speaker 4>Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. I think Brooks said

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<v Speaker 4>it best. Whatever happens next with this couple is probably

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<v Speaker 4>what was meant to happen. If you stay together, that's life.

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<v Speaker 4>And if you bring probably I just have a feeling

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<v Speaker 4>down the road, we're probably going to be doing an

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<v Speaker 4>awkward Thursday call with just Stephen where he's not living

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<v Speaker 4>with his girlfriend anymore, or with the Nerf Knights because

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<v Speaker 4>they've all been arrested.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought laser stories about the NERF Knights for sure.

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<v Speaker 4>The might be in there escapes.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I not for Sebastian, he's got to be on parole.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, behavior yeah, yeah, I know. Either way, I can't

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<v Speaker 4>wait to hear from Stephen directly, or maybe watch the

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<v Speaker 4>Netflix crime documentary about the downfall of the NERF Knights.

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<v Speaker 4>Either way really good. I know, probably like a six

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<v Speaker 4>part episode.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, in the documentary.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh yeah, we would use our audio. We might even

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<v Speaker 4>win some like Emmy for it. No, you don't want

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<v Speaker 4>to be a part of a bad thing. Okay, we're

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<v Speaker 4>not hoping for that. I'm just just to be clear.

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<v Speaker 4>We're just speculating. Sure, but you know, if you have

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<v Speaker 3>Now, ever,