WEBVTT - Episode 132: Do I look Fat In This Tux? 0:00:01.720 --> 0:00:03.880 Gambling was something that I did. 0:00:04.240 --> 0:00:06.880 This is Dan Patrick takes a gamble. 0:00:07.120 --> 0:00:10.879 One of my bookies died at the Kitchen Table, a 0:00:11.000 --> 0:00:14.520 podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about his love of gambling. 0:00:14.560 --> 0:00:16.280 One bet, another bet, another bet. 0:00:16.120 --> 0:00:18.560 Without doing the actual gambling. 0:00:18.600 --> 0:00:20.160 You're a coward. 0:00:20.440 --> 0:00:22.160 It's easy to have a scapegoat. 0:00:22.360 --> 0:00:25.760 And now joined by Bad Larry, Shayan Irving, and Dylan 0:00:25.840 --> 0:00:26.759 the graphics guy. 0:00:27.040 --> 0:00:27.880 I have friends. 0:00:27.960 --> 0:00:29.960 Here's Dan Patrick. 0:00:29.960 --> 0:00:33.839 I'm there, Okay, Larry is here. We're ready to go. 0:00:33.479 --> 0:00:38.160 We're putting the finishing touches on this. We got Shy 0:00:38.200 --> 0:00:40.760 and Irving, we got Dylan the graphics guy. We got 0:00:41.080 --> 0:00:43.960 producer Ray Picture Day Ray, Bad Larry and yours truly 0:00:43.960 --> 0:00:47.520 and Dan Patrick takes a gamble. How's morale? How's shaye? 0:00:47.560 --> 0:00:50.960 Let me go to start with you. How you doing feeling? Okay? No, 0:00:51.040 --> 0:00:51.560 not at all? 0:00:51.680 --> 0:00:55.440 Oh that's right. Cowboys lost pretty badly. Yeah, they and 0:00:55.680 --> 0:00:59.040 I don't see a fix the defensive line. I just 0:00:59.080 --> 0:01:03.320 read today as the least double teamed D line interior 0:01:03.400 --> 0:01:04.280 D line in the NFL. 0:01:05.120 --> 0:01:07.880 Well, this is when Michaeh. Parson is supposed to get 0:01:07.880 --> 0:01:10.399 off his podcast or maybe get on a quarterback. 0:01:10.600 --> 0:01:13.600 Yeah, but if you don't have anybody interior that can 0:01:13.600 --> 0:01:15.480 get double, then Mike is getting doubled every time, no 0:01:15.480 --> 0:01:17.200 matter what. That's an issue. 0:01:19.160 --> 0:01:20.480 Dylan Hell's moron. 0:01:21.680 --> 0:01:24.920 Honestly not great either, Dan, I got hosed last week 0:01:25.880 --> 0:01:27.880 with everything almost. 0:01:27.959 --> 0:01:29.400 You lost six units last week? 0:01:29.600 --> 0:01:31.320 Yeah, college, I did? I did? 0:01:31.440 --> 0:01:36.200 Okay, let me recap. Shay won three units last week, boom, 0:01:36.400 --> 0:01:39.039 but still had a bad weekend, and Bad Larry lost 0:01:39.080 --> 0:01:41.119 one unit, so he is at zero. 0:01:41.800 --> 0:01:44.200 You would you rather, Shay? Would you rather win money 0:01:44.520 --> 0:01:45.560 or the Cowboys win? 0:01:46.160 --> 0:01:51.120 Cowboys win? I lose money all the time, Bad Larry. 0:01:51.120 --> 0:01:51.760 How you feeling? 0:01:52.480 --> 0:01:54.360 I'm feeling good, Dan, though those first two weeks in 0:01:54.400 --> 0:01:57.920 the NFL were unbelievable. Anyone who plays any survivor pools 0:01:57.960 --> 0:02:01.400 probably out. I know, yeah, every I mean that the 0:02:01.440 --> 0:02:03.400 Bengals are Bengals Cincinnati. 0:02:03.440 --> 0:02:05.360 That's friend beal in. 0:02:06.400 --> 0:02:09.480 How do they lose to the Patriots? Maybe the Patriots 0:02:09.520 --> 0:02:12.600 aren't as bad as everyone thinks. I'm shorten m again 0:02:12.639 --> 0:02:13.400 this week, though. 0:02:13.360 --> 0:02:16.160 Okay, what's the worst loss though? The Bengals to the 0:02:16.160 --> 0:02:19.160 Patriots at home or the Ravens to the Raiders at home? 0:02:19.360 --> 0:02:25.799 Raiders rav and I think there's more question marks with 0:02:25.840 --> 0:02:27.760 the Bengals. It was a wider spread too. Its eight 0:02:27.760 --> 0:02:29.760 and a half nine raiders, right, and. 0:02:29.720 --> 0:02:31.919 There were ten points up in the fourth or second half, 0:02:32.000 --> 0:02:34.920 fourth quour or maybe yeah, points up at home and 0:02:34.919 --> 0:02:37.000 you lose as a nine point favorite. That's crazy. 0:02:37.000 --> 0:02:40.520 Well that's Blaine got that pick. I mean, Lamar has 0:02:40.520 --> 0:02:42.840 a lot of fucking talking, like explain it to do. 0:02:42.960 --> 0:02:45.639 It's not he ain't Dak two point zero. 0:02:45.680 --> 0:02:48.400 He's worse, and you guys did on the show today. 0:02:48.400 --> 0:02:51.160 But they either have or Lamar jacks Dak all day. 0:02:51.440 --> 0:02:54.280 Absolutely, absolutely, even with the reconstructed knee. 0:02:54.320 --> 0:02:58.160 Absolutely, Okay, I disagree, but we're also both biased. 0:02:58.560 --> 0:03:01.160 So yeah, oh that's right, you're Baltimore Fins. 0:03:01.240 --> 0:03:02.960 But that last play of that game when they did 0:03:03.000 --> 0:03:07.200 the started latering it, he had he had a lot 0:03:07.240 --> 0:03:07.600 of daylight. 0:03:07.760 --> 0:03:12.160 Oh I know. Absolutely. The public is eleven twenty and 0:03:12.280 --> 0:03:16.320 one against the spread this season, second worst through the 0:03:16.360 --> 0:03:18.560 first two weeks of a season since two thousand and three, 0:03:19.240 --> 0:03:22.000 so something is, uh, something's amiss here. 0:03:22.639 --> 0:03:26.440 I actually have a theory, Dan, as the proliferation of 0:03:26.560 --> 0:03:31.000 gambling has sort of taken over. I feel like it's people, 0:03:31.080 --> 0:03:33.880 it's the books are just gonna get sharper and sharper 0:03:34.480 --> 0:03:36.720 against the public. Like back in the day, there's a 0:03:36.720 --> 0:03:39.480 lot less data and a lot less money coming in 0:03:40.120 --> 0:03:43.240 to kind of like mess with the lines and information 0:03:43.400 --> 0:03:46.760 for Vegas. So I feel like it's just gotten harder, Okay, 0:03:46.920 --> 0:03:47.720 or I'm bad at. 0:03:47.640 --> 0:03:51.560 It, I think, right. I think that's true with the 0:03:51.680 --> 0:03:52.840 NFL completely. 0:03:52.920 --> 0:03:55.480 Yes, NFL is bettings fucked. 0:03:55.680 --> 0:03:57.920 Yeah, NFL bettings the hardest. I think it's the hardest 0:03:58.200 --> 0:03:59.160 besides baseball. 0:03:59.240 --> 0:04:01.640 It's such a small ample and so many people better. 0:04:01.640 --> 0:04:03.720 That's why, like people who do it for a living 0:04:03.760 --> 0:04:08.480 bet on like early season fucking mac college basketball money. 0:04:08.640 --> 0:04:12.400 Yeah. But even when I'm watching the Falcons, yeah, you 0:04:12.440 --> 0:04:14.840 know with that that game that they're down twenty one 0:04:14.880 --> 0:04:18.680 to fifteen, right, the over under was five and a half, 0:04:19.200 --> 0:04:22.640 So I'm thinking Falcons probably aren't going to score and 0:04:22.839 --> 0:04:27.159 it's gonna end up twenty one to fifteen. They're good. 0:04:27.480 --> 0:04:29.960 I was doing some rain Man level spread math at 0:04:29.960 --> 0:04:31.440 the end of that game, trying to figure out how 0:04:31.440 --> 0:04:34.080 I could win that bat and then and I did that. 0:04:34.120 --> 0:04:35.880 I bet on the Eagles and then cashed it out. 0:04:35.920 --> 0:04:38.680 When all the analysts picked the Eagles and then I 0:04:38.720 --> 0:04:41.000 switched to the Falcons right before the game. 0:04:41.080 --> 0:04:41.880 Smarter man than me. 0:04:42.680 --> 0:04:45.080 Let me see recapping you said you got Hose, but 0:04:45.320 --> 0:04:46.120 who cares. 0:04:45.880 --> 0:04:50.240 Iowa Dan, Yeah, problem, that's over. That's also an overteam, now. 0:04:50.240 --> 0:04:52.640 You guys, you guys also showed that did that look 0:04:52.640 --> 0:04:55.880 in with that Troy app State game. That's the infamous 0:04:55.920 --> 0:04:59.039 game that uh spurned my hatred for Troy. 0:04:59.279 --> 0:05:02.320 Yeah, that that was the last second app State. Yeah, 0:05:02.360 --> 0:05:04.760 Maria Mario said, hey, congrats, you. 0:05:06.640 --> 0:05:08.040 Called me and I didn't pick up his phone call, 0:05:08.080 --> 0:05:10.800 and then he texted me like it's over. It's like 0:05:10.839 --> 0:05:13.320 five minutes left in the fourth and that's bad. 0:05:13.480 --> 0:05:15.760 You can never do that. No, never ever. 0:05:15.720 --> 0:05:18.320 Congratulate excited to doing that. Just wait till there's zeros 0:05:18.360 --> 0:05:19.880 on the clock and then you can do that. 0:05:20.040 --> 0:05:22.600 Bat Larry, anything you want to recap from last week. 0:05:24.040 --> 0:05:28.159 No, I'm pretty happy being flat right now. I've got 0:05:28.160 --> 0:05:31.120 two half point losses, got app State ECU was on 0:05:31.200 --> 0:05:33.039 I was on the wrong side of that, and one 0:05:33.279 --> 0:05:35.799 in week one, I lost another game by half a point. 0:05:36.400 --> 0:05:39.880 I'm pretty comfortable here, I am, and uh Shay, you're 0:05:39.920 --> 0:05:41.560 taking the lead, say right, Chase. 0:05:41.440 --> 0:05:44.680 Leader A little bit dude that ASU. I like that, 0:05:44.760 --> 0:05:48.039 Thank you Layer. The ASU game fucked me right in 0:05:48.080 --> 0:05:51.039 the corn hole. Total was fifty nine and a half 0:05:51.080 --> 0:05:52.840 that I got. It was like sixty on the show, 0:05:53.240 --> 0:05:56.680 forty two points in the first half, Danny forty two 0:05:56.720 --> 0:05:57.479 in the number states. 0:05:57.520 --> 0:06:06.159 Now that's ah a night that night. Uh you see 0:06:06.200 --> 0:06:08.560 anything else that needs to be meant? How did our 0:06:08.640 --> 0:06:13.280 guest booker or bookie do, Kelly? Yeah, she did all 0:06:13.360 --> 0:06:15.279 right that for new game? She was fucking well. 0:06:15.720 --> 0:06:19.120 Yeah, and she had got a car out of state too, Yeah, 0:06:19.240 --> 0:06:20.120 did have k state. 0:06:20.279 --> 0:06:22.000 I mean she did talk a good game. 0:06:22.200 --> 0:06:24.840 Yeah. She also had the titles which I had, which. 0:06:24.839 --> 0:06:29.960 She looked a good game and she talked a good game. Yes, right, 0:06:30.040 --> 0:06:30.720 well threat right. 0:06:31.600 --> 0:06:34.400 It's funny the three games that she said she thought 0:06:34.400 --> 0:06:36.320 about taking but said it not to take one three 0:06:36.360 --> 0:06:36.680 and oh. 0:06:36.800 --> 0:06:37.400 That's the worst. 0:06:37.480 --> 0:06:38.919 Yeah, classic. 0:06:38.960 --> 0:06:41.480 You always gotta go with your gun. Yeah, I mean 0:06:41.520 --> 0:06:42.680 it's like taking the s A T. 0:06:43.960 --> 0:06:44.599 As soon as you. 0:06:44.640 --> 0:06:46.599 Change your answer, you drunk and just our guessing. 0:06:46.839 --> 0:06:50.000 Yeah, yeah, I did do that. First time I took 0:06:50.080 --> 0:06:54.760 the act didn't do well at all, and then I thought, 0:06:54.800 --> 0:06:56.680 you know what, I'm going to switch this up and 0:06:56.720 --> 0:06:58.720 I'm just going to stay out all night and then 0:06:58.720 --> 0:07:00.000 I'm going to go in at eight in the morning. 0:07:00.360 --> 0:07:02.760 And then I ended up getting a decent enough number 0:07:02.800 --> 0:07:03.680 to get into a college. 0:07:03.960 --> 0:07:05.200 Some of your best work gets done. 0:07:05.240 --> 0:07:07.720 The second time I took the ACT, I was doing 0:07:07.800 --> 0:07:11.360 acid the whole day before the night, Dacaulis style, and 0:07:11.400 --> 0:07:15.240 I wasn't like tripping tripping, you know, but right at 0:07:15.240 --> 0:07:17.360 the end of a trip, the way you feel, the 0:07:17.360 --> 0:07:19.280 way you're thinking. Yeah, I think it helped a lot. 0:07:19.280 --> 0:07:20.440 I mean it did. I did all right. 0:07:20.600 --> 0:07:23.600 I nailed the vocabulary section. Fucking failed everything. 0:07:23.480 --> 0:07:28.880 Verbal through the roof. Just no math for you. Yeah, Badler, 0:07:29.080 --> 0:07:29.920 you took the ACT. 0:07:30.960 --> 0:07:33.640 No acts there. I took the SATs once did fine, 0:07:33.920 --> 0:07:36.200 never took them. I mean you didn't study for there 0:07:36.200 --> 0:07:39.880 were no there are no pretests or SAT classes back then. 0:07:40.560 --> 0:07:44.720 Just went in obviously hungover. I was like seventeen, and uh, 0:07:45.200 --> 0:07:46.200 I had no problem with them. 0:07:46.520 --> 0:07:48.560 It is a hilarious thing that everyone has to do. 0:07:48.600 --> 0:07:53.280 They're like, take this fucking pointless test and then determine yeah, 0:07:53.320 --> 0:07:54.880 where you're like college. 0:07:54.600 --> 0:07:56.200 Yeah where, yeah, where you're gonna go to school? 0:07:56.360 --> 0:07:59.480 Yeah, And then you wind up going to Providence. You 0:07:59.560 --> 0:08:02.160 ended up eating your wife the Harvard of Providence. You 0:08:02.280 --> 0:08:07.320 really it changes people like look at college and they go, yeah, 0:08:07.360 --> 0:08:09.280 I don't know where I'm going to go, but it's 0:08:09.280 --> 0:08:12.960 going to change your life. Yeah, chances are change your life. Yes, 0:08:13.080 --> 0:08:14.920 get married, friend's job. 0:08:14.880 --> 0:08:18.760 All of those arrests a certain state laws very Yeah. 0:08:18.760 --> 0:08:21.240 Which treatment center you end up at? Like all kinds 0:08:21.280 --> 0:08:21.679 of things? 0:08:22.000 --> 0:08:26.160 How many treatment centers have you been at? Three thirty days, 0:08:26.440 --> 0:08:28.160 twenty eight, twenty eight days. 0:08:28.160 --> 0:08:30.440 The first one I only lasted like ten days. You know. 0:08:30.480 --> 0:08:33.080 The twenty eight day thing is an insurance thing. Yeah, 0:08:33.200 --> 0:08:35.880 that's like the whole it's based in nothing but like 0:08:36.240 --> 0:08:39.440 insurance wanting to pay less for people to go there. 0:08:39.520 --> 0:08:41.079 Have you been in treatment? No? 0:08:41.240 --> 0:08:47.120 I haven't actually pussy well, yeah, busy here did I 0:08:47.160 --> 0:08:47.800 just fucking beat? 0:08:48.000 --> 0:08:49.520 You haven't done enough? That's what it means. 0:08:50.000 --> 0:08:51.920 You haven't been in a treatment center. Have you? 0:08:52.080 --> 0:08:52.320 No? 0:08:52.320 --> 0:08:52.520 No? 0:08:52.520 --> 0:08:53.040 No treatment? 0:08:53.080 --> 0:08:53.160 Then? 0:08:53.240 --> 0:08:55.080 Damn? I knew my wife in high school. She's not 0:08:55.120 --> 0:08:56.200 a Providence girl. 0:08:56.679 --> 0:08:59.400 Thank god, because those girls when she in high school 0:08:59.440 --> 0:09:00.920 while you were at Providence. 0:09:03.480 --> 0:09:05.640 Only a year younger, six months younger. 0:09:05.679 --> 0:09:08.840 All right, I've heard stories about you at Providence larr uh. 0:09:08.840 --> 0:09:13.360 Oh, there's there's plenty of them out there. 0:09:13.400 --> 0:09:16.360 Well, not plenty that I just heard too. So, but 0:09:16.559 --> 0:09:17.719 I'm just letting people. 0:09:17.440 --> 0:09:19.160 Know that Larry, remember that time you killed the guy. 0:09:21.840 --> 0:09:24.599 I'm trying to let our audience know that you are interesting. 0:09:24.679 --> 0:09:26.400 There are interesting things about you. 0:09:26.960 --> 0:09:28.520 But I think you've got to hang out with Larry 0:09:28.559 --> 0:09:30.079 in person to get the full Yeah. 0:09:30.120 --> 0:09:33.000 Yeah, it's Arry vibe at all. It's a vibe. 0:09:33.360 --> 0:09:36.640 Yeah, I'm coming by Sunday. I'm gonna be driving home. 0:09:37.640 --> 0:09:39.080 It doesn't why, I don't care. 0:09:39.480 --> 0:09:42.679 I don't care. Oh no, it might not be a podcast, 0:09:42.720 --> 0:09:45.440 dam but you might get a fighting I. 0:09:45.800 --> 0:09:47.959 Like in the woods House you're going to do? 0:09:48.360 --> 0:09:49.959 Yeah, just might show up or I'll let him know 0:09:50.000 --> 0:09:53.079 where I am. Shane Dillen. If I'm staying over Sunday night, 0:09:53.240 --> 0:09:54.520 you guys will know, all. 0:09:54.440 --> 0:09:56.520 Right, Shay said, we can go over to his for dinner. 0:09:56.640 --> 0:09:57.640 No, you cannot. 0:09:58.840 --> 0:10:01.720 He's inviting you to his had him daughter's wedding shade. 0:10:01.720 --> 0:10:03.520 At least you can do is have him over for dinner. 0:10:03.600 --> 0:10:04.520 Yeah, it's true. 0:10:04.600 --> 0:10:07.240 Yeah, but I can't set another table for three more 0:10:07.360 --> 0:10:10.280 The thrupple that Larry brings with him. If it's just Larry. 0:10:10.120 --> 0:10:12.360 When I plan on coming too, so then but that'll 0:10:12.360 --> 0:10:15.959 even Larry's three in my one are like two couples. 0:10:17.120 --> 0:10:19.680 Not doing it. I can't do it again. It was 0:10:19.720 --> 0:10:22.440 too emotional, right, yeah, the first time going over to 0:10:22.480 --> 0:10:23.800 your house, way too much. I get it. 0:10:23.920 --> 0:10:27.520 No sequel and yeah, you can't stop it. 0:10:27.600 --> 0:10:30.000 I cannot. Well I can, but I don't want to 0:10:30.600 --> 0:10:33.720 because we know something bad could have here we go again. 0:10:34.120 --> 0:10:36.520 I mean, the roommates still talk right in front of you. 0:10:36.679 --> 0:10:39.280 It's so much bullshit, like right in you know, she said, 0:10:39.320 --> 0:10:39.719 she was like. 0:10:39.720 --> 0:10:43.120 Wow, he's really got a presence about it. Like what 0:10:43.160 --> 0:10:46.120 the fuck. He's really tall. It's like we're the same height. 0:10:46.320 --> 0:10:47.680 Like she didn't give a ship about me. 0:10:48.480 --> 0:10:50.679 No disrespect to you, but the bar has to be 0:10:50.840 --> 0:10:54.400 so low that like a fucking Cretan could go in 0:10:54.440 --> 0:10:55.640 there and may have a shot. 0:10:55.840 --> 0:10:58.600 He's got game. Yeah. The roommate's good looking. 0:10:58.679 --> 0:11:01.560 It's a good looking one chance game. 0:11:02.160 --> 0:11:05.679 Yes. And and his wife is pretty and she's funny, 0:11:06.080 --> 0:11:12.120 she can cook good, kiss her not with me. 0:11:12.280 --> 0:11:13.880 I knew I shouldn't have gotten the wine out of 0:11:13.920 --> 0:11:14.360 the fridge. 0:11:14.880 --> 0:11:17.120 I knew I should have left kissing. 0:11:17.400 --> 0:11:20.800 She's sharding it up there the kissing. W Okay, Okay, 0:11:20.880 --> 0:11:23.439 let's let's go to this week, Shay. Since you're on. 0:11:23.440 --> 0:11:29.480 Top, they uh total top Danny as opposed to you. 0:11:29.559 --> 0:11:32.880 Disco bottoms over here, pass around bottom, Here we go, 0:11:33.360 --> 0:11:35.760 here we go at least generate all the he did 0:11:35.800 --> 0:11:36.480 he pass around? 0:11:37.440 --> 0:11:42.400 Okay. Here's something that I found a little strange. They 0:11:42.440 --> 0:11:47.360 find a thousand bottles of glube and baby oil. Meanwhile, 0:11:47.400 --> 0:11:51.720 there's three a AR fifteens in there, and nobody says 0:11:51.720 --> 0:11:55.000 anything like, oh my god, like they're more bothered by 0:11:55.559 --> 0:11:57.600 lube and baby oil. 0:11:57.960 --> 0:12:02.720 Is wow, I understand thecuous amount of lube though you've been. 0:12:02.640 --> 0:12:05.960 Under investigation for a year. You don't think maybe I 0:12:06.000 --> 0:12:08.959 get rid of nine hundred bottles and all the. 0:12:08.920 --> 0:12:11.280 Guns, and the guns with the serial numbers scraped up, 0:12:11.440 --> 0:12:13.560 like what the fuck? Or maybe you know what it is. 0:12:13.640 --> 0:12:16.320 Massad put bombs in all the bottles of loube, I think, 0:12:16.360 --> 0:12:17.480 and they talked to the government. 0:12:17.520 --> 0:12:19.680 Hey, massades pretty much undefeated. 0:12:19.280 --> 0:12:21.320 Right, I mean, that's just one of. 0:12:21.360 --> 0:12:24.920 The greatest operations in the history of fucking covert intelligion. 0:12:24.920 --> 0:12:26.000 I don't even know how you do that. 0:12:26.080 --> 0:12:28.760 They intercepted the pages that came from China. But yeah, 0:12:28.760 --> 0:12:31.480 and then loaded them with plastic explosives and set them out. 0:12:31.559 --> 0:12:36.720 Yeah, that's I don't think now. I've been around a 0:12:36.760 --> 0:12:38.439 couple of agents before massads. 0:12:39.080 --> 0:12:40.200 Fuck that, no, thank you. 0:12:40.240 --> 0:12:42.600 But I didn't know they were until after the fact. 0:12:42.679 --> 0:12:46.840 I was told of a ship movie set with Sandler. 0:12:46.960 --> 0:12:51.120 Somebody was protecting somebody on the Sandler not Sandman. 0:12:51.440 --> 0:12:55.160 No, but it had to be a sand Rooms really. Yeah, 0:12:56.360 --> 0:12:57.880 retired because Tom Cruise. 0:12:57.960 --> 0:13:00.800 Oh yeah, I just remember there were two guys had 0:13:00.800 --> 0:13:04.240 guns and outside of her trailer and my trailer was 0:13:04.240 --> 0:13:07.520 next to hers, and I'm like, uh, Sandman, there's guys 0:13:07.520 --> 0:13:13.840 with guns. It's like, Danny, don't mess with them. I'm like, okay, 0:13:14.240 --> 0:13:16.600 agents there they were retired. 0:13:17.320 --> 0:13:21.040 Yeah, I never retired from massage. They're killing people right now. Okay, 0:13:21.120 --> 0:13:23.760 here we go. All right, let's go. 0:13:24.320 --> 0:13:24.760 All right. 0:13:24.800 --> 0:13:29.640 I got the Woke Eagles laying three against Archie. H yeah, 0:13:29.679 --> 0:13:32.640 I got the uh the I got Army. I got army. 0:13:32.679 --> 0:13:33.520 Of course you got army. 0:13:33.520 --> 0:13:38.400 You're an American, right, Uh, laying six against the Owls. I 0:13:38.440 --> 0:13:41.480 got the Midshipman. It was plus ten. That was plus 0:13:41.559 --> 0:13:43.400 nine and a half against Memphis. This is just a 0:13:43.400 --> 0:13:46.400 great spot, let down spot for Memphis has been cooking 0:13:46.400 --> 0:13:50.120 a little too much at Navy and Army and even 0:13:50.160 --> 0:13:52.640 more American Danny, I'm back on the real Baptist plus 0:13:52.679 --> 0:13:56.680 two against the Heathens. So you got Baylor plus two. 0:13:58.200 --> 0:14:01.480 And then tonight it hurts me, it's sad. But up 0:14:01.520 --> 0:14:03.560 state lane seven against South Alabama. 0:14:04.480 --> 0:14:06.400 You I thought you're a big fan of South. 0:14:06.600 --> 0:14:08.440 I am a huge fan, but I don't think they 0:14:08.440 --> 0:14:09.600 can keep up with that state. 0:14:09.800 --> 0:14:11.520 Smart now with your heart, uh huh okay. 0:14:12.640 --> 0:14:14.599 And then I got the condoms leven five and a 0:14:14.640 --> 0:14:16.760 half versus the New York Jews. 0:14:17.160 --> 0:14:20.520 Wait, hey, what are we doing with condoms? 0:14:21.040 --> 0:14:21.600 Trojans? 0:14:21.720 --> 0:14:23.680 Trojans? Oh USC versus Michigan. 0:14:24.040 --> 0:14:27.880 And then the New York shoot Michigan, right us kids 0:14:27.880 --> 0:14:31.120 from the Northeast. Everybody knows that that is actually true. 0:14:31.200 --> 0:14:31.600 It's true. 0:14:33.440 --> 0:14:39.000 Uh, parlay it. We got the We got the government, parlay, 0:14:39.680 --> 0:14:44.160 Army money line, Navy money line, and then Auburn money 0:14:44.160 --> 0:14:47.280 line plus eight fifty. That's college football. 0:14:47.560 --> 0:14:51.880 Okay. Uh, I'll come back to you. Okay, let's go 0:14:51.920 --> 0:14:54.480 to bad Larry your college football picks. 0:14:54.880 --> 0:14:58.880 Okay, I have Upstate minus the seven. What's the line 0:14:58.920 --> 0:15:01.000 down seven or seven and a half in South Alina 0:15:02.760 --> 0:15:03.400 seven and a half? 0:15:03.480 --> 0:15:03.640 Yep? 0:15:04.320 --> 0:15:06.960 Okay, Outstate minus is seven and a half against South Alabama. 0:15:07.040 --> 0:15:07.440 Yeah. 0:15:07.480 --> 0:15:09.680 I got Coastal Carolina getting the three and a half 0:15:09.720 --> 0:15:15.160 against Virginia. South Carolina minus a twenty eight against Akron. Okay, 0:15:15.600 --> 0:15:18.600 I want the over in the JMU North Carolina game. 0:15:18.880 --> 0:15:19.880 I think it's forty eight. 0:15:20.080 --> 0:15:20.320 Yep. 0:15:21.120 --> 0:15:23.400 And then I want Michigan plus the five against USC. 0:15:23.800 --> 0:15:26.080 How about a round of applause for Larry getting their points? 0:15:26.080 --> 0:15:27.440 Spits way go Larr Bear. 0:15:27.960 --> 0:15:29.880 Yeah, all right, thank you guys. 0:15:30.280 --> 0:15:32.080 Dylan your college football picks. 0:15:32.400 --> 0:15:34.760 Yes, sir Dan, I'm staying with my trend of trying 0:15:34.760 --> 0:15:38.680 to bet less games and think more about them. I 0:15:38.720 --> 0:15:43.160 got San Jose State plus twelve against Wazooka. I am 0:15:43.200 --> 0:15:48.400 a Minnesota under thirty five. These are the two unstoppable 0:15:48.440 --> 0:15:51.000 forces or immovable objects actually. 0:15:50.680 --> 0:15:53.640 But they're an offensive powerhouse. Yeah. 0:15:53.680 --> 0:15:56.680 I don't know what Kirk farns if he's they're. 0:15:56.560 --> 0:15:58.200 Averaging thirty two points a game. 0:15:58.320 --> 0:16:01.360 Yeah, that was like their average, or that was their 0:16:01.360 --> 0:16:05.560 total through the whole season last year. But yeah, but 0:16:05.680 --> 0:16:07.840 I have a system, so I'm sticking to you. I 0:16:07.840 --> 0:16:11.640 got UCLA plus twenty four against LSU. That LSU team 0:16:11.880 --> 0:16:14.400 is bad, ray and I actually watched the game. But 0:16:14.640 --> 0:16:17.480 you can run up the middle all day long and 0:16:17.560 --> 0:16:19.680 twenty four points. I mean, I know UCLA sucks, but 0:16:20.360 --> 0:16:23.320 if they win, everyone in LA gets six free wings 0:16:23.320 --> 0:16:25.800 from Buffalo Wild Wings, so there's some incentive there. It's 0:16:25.840 --> 0:16:28.880 not a taco promotion, no, I know it's I actually 0:16:29.640 --> 0:16:31.000 I saw it and then I forgot about it. So 0:16:31.040 --> 0:16:34.800 I was googling Ucla taco bell promotion because I just 0:16:34.920 --> 0:16:35.800 was positive that. 0:16:35.760 --> 0:16:37.680 Was the Latino community. Once again. 0:16:39.160 --> 0:16:40.600 Indiana crushed Ucla. 0:16:40.680 --> 0:16:43.800 Yeah, Indiana, I got under five and a half wins 0:16:43.800 --> 0:16:44.800 on UCLA this year. 0:16:44.880 --> 0:16:47.000 Yeah, that looks fantastic right now? 0:16:47.040 --> 0:16:50.040 Maybe that was Actually it's wise for Chip Kelly to 0:16:51.080 --> 0:16:51.880 abandoned ship. 0:16:51.960 --> 0:16:53.480 Yeah, isn't it funny anywhere? 0:16:53.520 --> 0:16:55.840 Funny to say UCLA is the worst team in the 0:16:55.880 --> 0:16:57.160 Big Ten? Doesn't it? 0:16:57.520 --> 0:17:00.880 He's just saying sorry if it's true, but it is weird. Actually, 0:17:01.320 --> 0:17:02.040 all right, what else do you go? 0:17:02.440 --> 0:17:04.800 I got South Florida plus sixty and a half against Miami. 0:17:04.840 --> 0:17:08.280 Everyone loves Miami and they are very good. But take 0:17:08.320 --> 0:17:10.120 the interstate rivalry the points. 0:17:10.200 --> 0:17:11.840 Okay, Heisman Canada right there? 0:17:11.920 --> 0:17:15.280 Yeh cam Ward, all right, Shay Nfl. 0:17:15.359 --> 0:17:17.520 All right, I don't like any of this shit. Danny 0:17:18.520 --> 0:17:21.960 Chargers plus one and a half against the Steelers. I 0:17:22.000 --> 0:17:25.440 got the Titans laying two against the Packers, and I'm 0:17:25.440 --> 0:17:27.679 back on Baker. I don't understand what's going on with 0:17:27.720 --> 0:17:30.400 the market and Baker Tampa laying six and a half 0:17:30.400 --> 0:17:32.760 against the Broncos. Okay, we'll take that shit. 0:17:33.200 --> 0:17:35.639 Yeah, I'll watched the Broncos last week. It should be 0:17:35.680 --> 0:17:36.080 double that. 0:17:36.440 --> 0:17:38.680 And then I got the Mini Men versus the Teamsters. 0:17:38.720 --> 0:17:42.040 That's plus three. And I got the Browns laying six 0:17:42.119 --> 0:17:43.560 and a half against the Higuantes. 0:17:44.280 --> 0:17:46.960 That's it, Okay, bad Larry NFL. 0:17:46.640 --> 0:17:51.439 Picks Okay, a two unit two team teas the Jets 0:17:51.440 --> 0:17:53.960 and to pick them tonight, and the Browns minus to 0:17:54.000 --> 0:17:56.160 half a point. So two team teas are for two 0:17:56.240 --> 0:17:58.360 units and then one units on the rest of these. 0:17:58.720 --> 0:18:02.959 I want the Ravens minus one. I'm sorry, Shad. Yeah, 0:18:03.440 --> 0:18:04.360 the Ravens are owing. 0:18:04.200 --> 0:18:05.040 To the Ravens. 0:18:05.119 --> 0:18:06.600 Are They're not going to be going three? 0:18:06.760 --> 0:18:08.640 Yeah? 0:18:08.760 --> 0:18:10.919 Yeah, I want one unit on the over in the 0:18:11.000 --> 0:18:12.320 Jags Bills game. 0:18:12.400 --> 0:18:14.560 At forty five, forty five and a half. 0:18:15.080 --> 0:18:17.680 Forty five and a half, and I want one unit 0:18:17.720 --> 0:18:20.000 on the Rams plus the seven against the forty nine. 0:18:20.080 --> 0:18:24.119 Wow, Larry, Yeah, bringing some noise. 0:18:24.160 --> 0:18:26.080 Explain that, Layer, Explain that for me. 0:18:27.960 --> 0:18:31.880