Speaker 1: Gambling was something that I did.
Speaker 2: This is Dan Patrick takes a gamble.
Speaker 1: One of my bookies died at the Kitchen Table, a
Speaker 1: podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about his love of gambling.
Speaker 1: One bet, another bet, another bet.
Speaker 2: Without doing the actual gambling.
Speaker 3: You're a coward.
Speaker 1: It's easy to have a scapegoat.
Speaker 2: And now joined by Bad Larry, Shayan Irving, and Dylan
Speaker 2: the graphics guy.
Speaker 1: I have friends.
Speaker 2: Here's Dan Patrick.
Speaker 1: I'm there, Okay, Larry is here. We're ready to go.
Speaker 1: We're putting the finishing touches on this. We got Shy
Speaker 1: and Irving, we got Dylan the graphics guy. We got
Speaker 1: producer Ray Picture Day Ray, Bad Larry and yours truly
Speaker 1: and Dan Patrick takes a gamble. How's morale? How's shaye?
Speaker 1: Let me go to start with you. How you doing feeling? Okay? No,
Speaker 1: not at all?
Speaker 4: Oh that's right. Cowboys lost pretty badly. Yeah, they and
Speaker 4: I don't see a fix the defensive line. I just
Speaker 4: read today as the least double teamed D line interior
Speaker 4: D line in the NFL.
Speaker 1: Well, this is when Michaeh. Parson is supposed to get
Speaker 1: off his podcast or maybe get on a quarterback.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but if you don't have anybody interior that can
Speaker 4: get double, then Mike is getting doubled every time, no
Speaker 4: matter what. That's an issue.
Speaker 1: Dylan Hell's moron.
Speaker 3: Honestly not great either, Dan, I got hosed last week
Speaker 3: with everything almost.
Speaker 1: You lost six units last week?
Speaker 3: Yeah, college, I did? I did?
Speaker 1: Okay, let me recap. Shay won three units last week, boom,
Speaker 1: but still had a bad weekend, and Bad Larry lost
Speaker 1: one unit, so he is at zero.
Speaker 3: You would you rather, Shay? Would you rather win money
Speaker 3: or the Cowboys win?
Speaker 4: Cowboys win? I lose money all the time, Bad Larry.
Speaker 1: How you feeling?
Speaker 5: I'm feeling good, Dan, though those first two weeks in
Speaker 5: the NFL were unbelievable. Anyone who plays any survivor pools
Speaker 5: probably out. I know, yeah, every I mean that the
Speaker 5: Bengals are Bengals Cincinnati.
Speaker 1: That's friend beal in.
Speaker 5: How do they lose to the Patriots? Maybe the Patriots
Speaker 5: aren't as bad as everyone thinks. I'm shorten m again
Speaker 5: this week, though.
Speaker 1: Okay, what's the worst loss though? The Bengals to the
Speaker 1: Patriots at home or the Ravens to the Raiders at home?
Speaker 4: Raiders rav and I think there's more question marks with
Speaker 4: the Bengals. It was a wider spread too. Its eight
Speaker 4: and a half nine raiders, right, and.
Speaker 5: There were ten points up in the fourth or second half,
Speaker 5: fourth quour or maybe yeah, points up at home and
Speaker 5: you lose as a nine point favorite. That's crazy.
Speaker 4: Well that's Blaine got that pick. I mean, Lamar has
Speaker 4: a lot of fucking talking, like explain it to do.
Speaker 4: It's not he ain't Dak two point zero.
Speaker 3: He's worse, and you guys did on the show today.
Speaker 1: But they either have or Lamar jacks Dak all day.
Speaker 4: Absolutely, absolutely, even with the reconstructed knee.
Speaker 3: Absolutely, Okay, I disagree, but we're also both biased.
Speaker 1: So yeah, oh that's right, you're Baltimore Fins.
Speaker 3: But that last play of that game when they did
Speaker 3: the started latering it, he had he had a lot
Speaker 3: of daylight.
Speaker 1: Oh I know. Absolutely. The public is eleven twenty and
Speaker 1: one against the spread this season, second worst through the
Speaker 1: first two weeks of a season since two thousand and three,
Speaker 1: so something is, uh, something's amiss here.
Speaker 3: I actually have a theory, Dan, as the proliferation of
Speaker 3: gambling has sort of taken over. I feel like it's people,
Speaker 3: it's the books are just gonna get sharper and sharper
Speaker 3: against the public. Like back in the day, there's a
Speaker 3: lot less data and a lot less money coming in
Speaker 3: to kind of like mess with the lines and information
Speaker 3: for Vegas. So I feel like it's just gotten harder, Okay,
Speaker 3: or I'm bad at.
Speaker 4: It, I think, right. I think that's true with the
Speaker 4: NFL completely.
Speaker 3: Yes, NFL is bettings fucked.
Speaker 4: Yeah, NFL bettings the hardest. I think it's the hardest
Speaker 4: besides baseball.
Speaker 3: It's such a small ample and so many people better.
Speaker 3: That's why, like people who do it for a living
Speaker 3: bet on like early season fucking mac college basketball money.
Speaker 1: Yeah. But even when I'm watching the Falcons, yeah, you
Speaker 1: know with that that game that they're down twenty one
Speaker 1: to fifteen, right, the over under was five and a half,
Speaker 1: So I'm thinking Falcons probably aren't going to score and
Speaker 1: it's gonna end up twenty one to fifteen. They're good.
Speaker 3: I was doing some rain Man level spread math at
Speaker 3: the end of that game, trying to figure out how
Speaker 3: I could win that bat and then and I did that.
Speaker 3: I bet on the Eagles and then cashed it out.
Speaker 3: When all the analysts picked the Eagles and then I
Speaker 3: switched to the Falcons right before the game.
Speaker 4: Smarter man than me.
Speaker 1: Let me see recapping you said you got Hose, but
Speaker 1: who cares.
Speaker 4: Iowa Dan, Yeah, problem, that's over. That's also an overteam, now.
Speaker 3: You guys, you guys also showed that did that look
Speaker 3: in with that Troy app State game. That's the infamous
Speaker 3: game that uh spurned my hatred for Troy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that that was the last second app State. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Maria Mario said, hey, congrats, you.
Speaker 3: Called me and I didn't pick up his phone call,
Speaker 3: and then he texted me like it's over. It's like
Speaker 3: five minutes left in the fourth and that's bad.
Speaker 1: You can never do that. No, never ever.
Speaker 3: Congratulate excited to doing that. Just wait till there's zeros
Speaker 3: on the clock and then you can do that.
Speaker 1: Bat Larry, anything you want to recap from last week.
Speaker 5: No, I'm pretty happy being flat right now. I've got
Speaker 5: two half point losses, got app State ECU was on
Speaker 5: I was on the wrong side of that, and one
Speaker 5: in week one, I lost another game by half a point.
Speaker 5: I'm pretty comfortable here, I am, and uh Shay, you're
Speaker 5: taking the lead, say right, Chase.
Speaker 4: Leader A little bit dude that ASU. I like that,
Speaker 4: Thank you Layer. The ASU game fucked me right in
Speaker 4: the corn hole. Total was fifty nine and a half
Speaker 4: that I got. It was like sixty on the show,
Speaker 4: forty two points in the first half, Danny forty two
Speaker 4: in the number states.
Speaker 1: Now that's ah a night that night. Uh you see
Speaker 1: anything else that needs to be meant? How did our
Speaker 1: guest booker or bookie do, Kelly? Yeah, she did all
Speaker 1: right that for new game? She was fucking well.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and she had got a car out of state too, Yeah,
Speaker 3: did have k state.
Speaker 1: I mean she did talk a good game.
Speaker 3: Yeah. She also had the titles which I had, which.
Speaker 1: She looked a good game and she talked a good game. Yes, right,
Speaker 1: well threat right.
Speaker 3: It's funny the three games that she said she thought
Speaker 3: about taking but said it not to take one three
Speaker 3: and oh.
Speaker 1: That's the worst.
Speaker 3: Yeah, classic.
Speaker 1: You always gotta go with your gun. Yeah, I mean
Speaker 1: it's like taking the s A T.
Speaker 3: As soon as you.
Speaker 4: Change your answer, you drunk and just our guessing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I did do that. First time I took
Speaker 1: the act didn't do well at all, and then I thought,
Speaker 1: you know what, I'm going to switch this up and
Speaker 1: I'm just going to stay out all night and then
Speaker 1: I'm going to go in at eight in the morning.
Speaker 1: And then I ended up getting a decent enough number
Speaker 1: to get into a college.
Speaker 3: Some of your best work gets done.
Speaker 4: The second time I took the ACT, I was doing
Speaker 4: acid the whole day before the night, Dacaulis style, and
Speaker 4: I wasn't like tripping tripping, you know, but right at
Speaker 4: the end of a trip, the way you feel, the
Speaker 4: way you're thinking. Yeah, I think it helped a lot.
Speaker 4: I mean it did. I did all right.
Speaker 3: I nailed the vocabulary section. Fucking failed everything.
Speaker 1: Verbal through the roof. Just no math for you. Yeah, Badler,
Speaker 1: you took the ACT.
Speaker 5: No acts there. I took the SATs once did fine,
Speaker 5: never took them. I mean you didn't study for there
Speaker 5: were no there are no pretests or SAT classes back then.
Speaker 5: Just went in obviously hungover. I was like seventeen, and uh,
Speaker 5: I had no problem with them.
Speaker 3: It is a hilarious thing that everyone has to do.
Speaker 3: They're like, take this fucking pointless test and then determine yeah,
Speaker 3: where you're like college.
Speaker 5: Yeah where, yeah, where you're gonna go to school?
Speaker 1: Yeah, And then you wind up going to Providence. You
Speaker 1: ended up eating your wife the Harvard of Providence. You
Speaker 1: really it changes people like look at college and they go, yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know where I'm going to go, but it's
Speaker 1: going to change your life. Yeah, chances are change your life. Yes,
Speaker 1: get married, friend's job.
Speaker 3: All of those arrests a certain state laws very Yeah.
Speaker 4: Which treatment center you end up at? Like all kinds
Speaker 4: of things?
Speaker 1: How many treatment centers have you been at? Three thirty days,
Speaker 1: twenty eight, twenty eight days.
Speaker 4: The first one I only lasted like ten days. You know.
Speaker 3: The twenty eight day thing is an insurance thing. Yeah,
Speaker 3: that's like the whole it's based in nothing but like
Speaker 3: insurance wanting to pay less for people to go there.
Speaker 1: Have you been in treatment? No?
Speaker 3: I haven't actually pussy well, yeah, busy here did I
Speaker 3: just fucking beat?
Speaker 4: You haven't done enough? That's what it means.
Speaker 1: You haven't been in a treatment center. Have you?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 5: No treatment?
Speaker 2: Then?
Speaker 5: Damn? I knew my wife in high school. She's not
Speaker 5: a Providence girl.
Speaker 3: Thank god, because those girls when she in high school
Speaker 3: while you were at Providence.
Speaker 5: Only a year younger, six months younger.
Speaker 1: All right, I've heard stories about you at Providence larr uh.
Speaker 5: Oh, there's there's plenty of them out there.
Speaker 1: Well, not plenty that I just heard too. So, but
Speaker 1: I'm just letting people.
Speaker 3: Know that Larry, remember that time you killed the guy.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to let our audience know that you are interesting.
Speaker 1: There are interesting things about you.
Speaker 3: But I think you've got to hang out with Larry
Speaker 3: in person to get the full Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's Arry vibe at all. It's a vibe.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm coming by Sunday. I'm gonna be driving home.
Speaker 1: It doesn't why, I don't care.
Speaker 5: I don't care. Oh no, it might not be a podcast,
Speaker 5: dam but you might get a fighting I.
Speaker 3: Like in the woods House you're going to do?
Speaker 5: Yeah, just might show up or I'll let him know
Speaker 5: where I am. Shane Dillen. If I'm staying over Sunday night,
Speaker 5: you guys will know, all.
Speaker 3: Right, Shay said, we can go over to his for dinner.
Speaker 4: No, you cannot.
Speaker 3: He's inviting you to his had him daughter's wedding shade.
Speaker 3: At least you can do is have him over for dinner.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's true.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but I can't set another table for three more
Speaker 4: The thrupple that Larry brings with him. If it's just Larry.
Speaker 3: When I plan on coming too, so then but that'll
Speaker 3: even Larry's three in my one are like two couples.
Speaker 1: Not doing it. I can't do it again. It was
Speaker 1: too emotional, right, yeah, the first time going over to
Speaker 1: your house, way too much. I get it.
Speaker 4: No sequel and yeah, you can't stop it.
Speaker 1: I cannot. Well I can, but I don't want to
Speaker 1: because we know something bad could have here we go again.
Speaker 1: I mean, the roommates still talk right in front of you.
Speaker 4: It's so much bullshit, like right in you know, she said,
Speaker 4: she was like.
Speaker 1: Wow, he's really got a presence about it. Like what
Speaker 1: the fuck. He's really tall. It's like we're the same height.
Speaker 4: Like she didn't give a ship about me.
Speaker 3: No disrespect to you, but the bar has to be
Speaker 3: so low that like a fucking Cretan could go in
Speaker 3: there and may have a shot.
Speaker 1: He's got game. Yeah. The roommate's good looking.
Speaker 4: It's a good looking one chance game.
Speaker 1: Yes. And and his wife is pretty and she's funny,
Speaker 1: she can cook good, kiss her not with me.
Speaker 4: I knew I shouldn't have gotten the wine out of
Speaker 4: the fridge.
Speaker 3: I knew I should have left kissing.
Speaker 1: She's sharding it up there the kissing. W Okay, Okay,
Speaker 1: let's let's go to this week, Shay. Since you're on.
Speaker 4: Top, they uh total top Danny as opposed to you.
Speaker 4: Disco bottoms over here, pass around bottom, Here we go,
Speaker 4: here we go at least generate all the he did
Speaker 4: he pass around?
Speaker 1: Okay. Here's something that I found a little strange. They
Speaker 1: find a thousand bottles of glube and baby oil. Meanwhile,
Speaker 1: there's three a AR fifteens in there, and nobody says
Speaker 1: anything like, oh my god, like they're more bothered by
Speaker 1: lube and baby oil.
Speaker 3: Is wow, I understand thecuous amount of lube though you've been.
Speaker 4: Under investigation for a year. You don't think maybe I
Speaker 4: get rid of nine hundred bottles and all the.
Speaker 3: Guns, and the guns with the serial numbers scraped up,
Speaker 3: like what the fuck? Or maybe you know what it is.
Speaker 3: Massad put bombs in all the bottles of loube, I think,
Speaker 3: and they talked to the government.
Speaker 4: Hey, massades pretty much undefeated.
Speaker 3: Right, I mean, that's just one of.
Speaker 4: The greatest operations in the history of fucking covert intelligion.
Speaker 3: I don't even know how you do that.
Speaker 4: They intercepted the pages that came from China. But yeah,
Speaker 4: and then loaded them with plastic explosives and set them out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's I don't think now. I've been around a
Speaker 1: couple of agents before massads.
Speaker 4: Fuck that, no, thank you.
Speaker 1: But I didn't know they were until after the fact.
Speaker 1: I was told of a ship movie set with Sandler.
Speaker 1: Somebody was protecting somebody on the Sandler not Sandman.
Speaker 4: No, but it had to be a sand Rooms really. Yeah,
Speaker 4: retired because Tom Cruise.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I just remember there were two guys had
Speaker 1: guns and outside of her trailer and my trailer was
Speaker 1: next to hers, and I'm like, uh, Sandman, there's guys
Speaker 1: with guns. It's like, Danny, don't mess with them. I'm like, okay,
Speaker 1: agents there they were retired.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I never retired from massage. They're killing people right now. Okay,
Speaker 4: here we go. All right, let's go.
Speaker 1: All right.
Speaker 4: I got the Woke Eagles laying three against Archie. H yeah,
Speaker 4: I got the uh the I got Army. I got army.
Speaker 1: Of course you got army.
Speaker 4: You're an American, right, Uh, laying six against the Owls. I
Speaker 4: got the Midshipman. It was plus ten. That was plus
Speaker 4: nine and a half against Memphis. This is just a
Speaker 4: great spot, let down spot for Memphis has been cooking
Speaker 4: a little too much at Navy and Army and even
Speaker 4: more American Danny, I'm back on the real Baptist plus
Speaker 4: two against the Heathens. So you got Baylor plus two.
Speaker 4: And then tonight it hurts me, it's sad. But up
Speaker 4: state lane seven against South Alabama.
Speaker 1: You I thought you're a big fan of South.
Speaker 4: I am a huge fan, but I don't think they
Speaker 4: can keep up with that state.
Speaker 1: Smart now with your heart, uh huh okay.
Speaker 4: And then I got the condoms leven five and a
Speaker 4: half versus the New York Jews.
Speaker 1: Wait, hey, what are we doing with condoms?
Speaker 3: Trojans?
Speaker 1: Trojans? Oh USC versus Michigan.
Speaker 4: And then the New York shoot Michigan, right us kids
Speaker 4: from the Northeast. Everybody knows that that is actually true.
Speaker 1: It's true.
Speaker 4: Uh, parlay it. We got the We got the government, parlay,
Speaker 4: Army money line, Navy money line, and then Auburn money
Speaker 4: line plus eight fifty. That's college football.
Speaker 1: Okay. Uh, I'll come back to you. Okay, let's go
Speaker 1: to bad Larry your college football picks.
Speaker 5: Okay, I have Upstate minus the seven. What's the line
Speaker 5: down seven or seven and a half in South Alina
Speaker 5: seven and a half?
Speaker 1: Yep?
Speaker 5: Okay, Outstate minus is seven and a half against South Alabama.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I got Coastal Carolina getting the three and a half
Speaker 5: against Virginia. South Carolina minus a twenty eight against Akron. Okay,
Speaker 5: I want the over in the JMU North Carolina game.
Speaker 5: I think it's forty eight.
Speaker 1: Yep.
Speaker 5: And then I want Michigan plus the five against USC.
Speaker 1: How about a round of applause for Larry getting their points?
Speaker 4: Spits way go Larr Bear.
Speaker 5: Yeah, all right, thank you guys.
Speaker 1: Dylan your college football picks.
Speaker 3: Yes, sir Dan, I'm staying with my trend of trying
Speaker 3: to bet less games and think more about them. I
Speaker 3: got San Jose State plus twelve against Wazooka. I am
Speaker 3: a Minnesota under thirty five. These are the two unstoppable
Speaker 3: forces or immovable objects actually.
Speaker 1: But they're an offensive powerhouse. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I don't know what Kirk farns if he's they're.
Speaker 1: Averaging thirty two points a game.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that was like their average, or that was their
Speaker 3: total through the whole season last year. But yeah, but
Speaker 3: I have a system, so I'm sticking to you. I
Speaker 3: got UCLA plus twenty four against LSU. That LSU team
Speaker 3: is bad, ray and I actually watched the game. But
Speaker 3: you can run up the middle all day long and
Speaker 3: twenty four points. I mean, I know UCLA sucks, but
Speaker 3: if they win, everyone in LA gets six free wings
Speaker 3: from Buffalo Wild Wings, so there's some incentive there. It's
Speaker 3: not a taco promotion, no, I know it's I actually
Speaker 3: I saw it and then I forgot about it. So
Speaker 3: I was googling Ucla taco bell promotion because I just
Speaker 3: was positive that.
Speaker 4: Was the Latino community. Once again.
Speaker 1: Indiana crushed Ucla.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Indiana, I got under five and a half wins
Speaker 4: on UCLA this year.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that looks fantastic right now?
Speaker 1: Maybe that was Actually it's wise for Chip Kelly to
Speaker 1: abandoned ship.
Speaker 4: Yeah, isn't it funny anywhere?
Speaker 3: Funny to say UCLA is the worst team in the
Speaker 3: Big Ten? Doesn't it?
Speaker 4: He's just saying sorry if it's true, but it is weird. Actually,
Speaker 4: all right, what else do you go?
Speaker 3: I got South Florida plus sixty and a half against Miami.
Speaker 3: Everyone loves Miami and they are very good. But take
Speaker 3: the interstate rivalry the points.
Speaker 4: Okay, Heisman Canada right there?
Speaker 1: Yeh cam Ward, all right, Shay Nfl.
Speaker 4: All right, I don't like any of this shit. Danny
Speaker 4: Chargers plus one and a half against the Steelers. I
Speaker 4: got the Titans laying two against the Packers, and I'm
Speaker 4: back on Baker. I don't understand what's going on with
Speaker 4: the market and Baker Tampa laying six and a half
Speaker 4: against the Broncos. Okay, we'll take that shit.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll watched the Broncos last week. It should be
Speaker 3: double that.
Speaker 4: And then I got the Mini Men versus the Teamsters.
Speaker 4: That's plus three. And I got the Browns laying six
Speaker 4: and a half against the Higuantes.
Speaker 1: That's it, Okay, bad Larry NFL.
Speaker 5: Picks Okay, a two unit two team teas the Jets
Speaker 5: and to pick them tonight, and the Browns minus to
Speaker 5: half a point. So two team teas are for two
Speaker 5: units and then one units on the rest of these.
Speaker 5: I want the Ravens minus one. I'm sorry, Shad. Yeah,
Speaker 5: the Ravens are owing.
Speaker 1: To the Ravens.
Speaker 5: Are They're not going to be going three?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I want one unit on the over in the
Speaker 5: Jags Bills game.
Speaker 1: At forty five, forty five and a half.
Speaker 5: Forty five and a half, and I want one unit
Speaker 5: on the Rams plus the seven against the forty nine.
Speaker 1: Wow, Larry, Yeah, bringing some noise.
Speaker 4: Explain that, Layer, Explain that for me.
Speaker 5: I've taken the little no I'm kind of I were
Speaker 5: disappointed in the forty nine ers, and I think seven
Speaker 5: points in the NFL this year for sure. All right,
Speaker 5: it'll be a three point forty nine win.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, Matthew Stafford's been getting hit like a
Speaker 1: motherfucker sack like like total Yeah.
Speaker 4: Carlos beat the Brakes off the offensive line from the there.
Speaker 1: The no wide receivers ain't great. Let's see if Sean
Speaker 1: McVay can be a genius.
Speaker 3: All right, all right, I have a sprinkling little parley
Speaker 3: and money line Dogs, Patriots money line against the Jets,
Speaker 3: tonight Giants money line against the Browns, Eagles money line
Speaker 3: against the Saints, and Packers money line against the Titans
Speaker 3: fifty one. How does it lose?
Speaker 1: Oh? My god, just like every other one.
Speaker 3: This one's actually probably this has more of a chance
Speaker 3: of losing than most of them. But I actually do
Speaker 3: like I like the Giants at least to cover the
Speaker 3: spread against the Browns. And I think the Eagles say,
Speaker 3: like everyone, the Saints took more money on them to
Speaker 3: win the Super Bowl over the last week than any
Speaker 3: other team by far.
Speaker 1: It's a bad recipe.
Speaker 3: I got the Texans mins two against the Vikings justin
Speaker 3: Jefferson's banged up, and I think the little Vikings Cinderella
Speaker 3: story is gonna dwindle a little bit. Okay, Dolphins plus
Speaker 3: four and a half against the Seahawks. I actually do
Speaker 3: like the Seahawks, but I don't know. I still think
Speaker 3: the Dolphins team is decent. Sands to he wasn't exactly
Speaker 3: playing great beforehand, so I'll take the points and then
Speaker 3: lake Larry. I also have the Ravens minus one against
Speaker 3: the Cowboys.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I don't blame anybody here. I hate what is Derrick
Speaker 4: Henry gonna do to the interior line of the Dallas Cowboy.
Speaker 3: I feel like the Cowboys hate playing at home too.
Speaker 4: They just they were great at home until the last
Speaker 4: two games, that's for sure. It's a transient town though
Speaker 4: Dallas is a soulless town is La without a notion.
Speaker 4: There's not like a real closer. No, there isn't. And
Speaker 4: Arlington is like forty five minutes west of Dallas, Like
Speaker 4: it ain't close to Dallas. Yeah, and it's closer to
Speaker 4: Fort Worth actually. And if you do go to the
Speaker 4: game in Arlington, go to Lonesome Dove after the game,
Speaker 4: eat some rattlesnake sausage, and then go to the White
Speaker 4: Elephant and chew Copenhagen and buy some cocaine by the
Speaker 4: pool table. Guy's name is Jeremy.
Speaker 3: That actually sounds great.
Speaker 1: Great, dude, Dylan's writing this down.
Speaker 3: Now, Dan that I'll remember, all right?
Speaker 1: Anything else?
Speaker 3: So yeah, Ravens minus went against the Cowboys and then
Speaker 3: Commanders plus seven and a half against the Bengals, who sorry,
Speaker 3: the Redskins plus seven and a half against the Bengals
Speaker 3: on Monday. I believe the Bengals are the sportsbook's biggest
Speaker 3: liability of the week to not cover all right with
Speaker 3: all right side with them if they stand to lose
Speaker 3: a bunch of money in terms of the outcome.
Speaker 4: Shane and Irving podcast did a show last night. Danny
Speaker 4: got real weird.
Speaker 1: It always does.
Speaker 4: Yeah, this one was fantastically weird hour and a half show.
Speaker 4: I don't know what happened.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Dan, are you still gonna pop on there one
Speaker 3: of these days?
Speaker 4: He did?
Speaker 1: I did.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was the highest listen show.
Speaker 1: Yeah obviously, Well that's when I went over to head dinner.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I forgot. I forgot about the podcast.
Speaker 4: It was really your podcast that night. Yeah, I was.
Speaker 3: I guess my question is more like, are you gonna
Speaker 3: go do like it? In the style of the usual
Speaker 3: Shane Irving podcast In terms of content and vibe.
Speaker 4: It was pretty raw.
Speaker 1: I whatever he brought up, whatever I brought up, We
Speaker 1: just know. Whatever you brought up. I did bring up
Speaker 1: a lot of things punches because it was not a
Speaker 1: home field advantage. And it was so great because I'm like, God,
Speaker 1: I've got him. He just moved in.
Speaker 3: I just should have done it here like a more.
Speaker 4: My kids, the roommate, the dog. Everybody was like, finally
Speaker 4: he's home.
Speaker 1: It was bullshit. Yeah, our new daddy is home. Yeah, bullshit,
Speaker 1: can you be our real dad? It was? It was well,
Speaker 1: the two older ones, it felt like they were kind
Speaker 1: of bonding with me a little bit. Yeah, you know,
Speaker 1: there's softball and you know anyway, but the baby.
Speaker 3: They've been a live long enough to know that this
Speaker 3: ain't it.
Speaker 1: Baby, Stay away from the baby. Yeah, it's tough. Cook.
Speaker 1: There'll be a movie about her, there'll be a book
Speaker 1: about her.
Speaker 3: Summer of Sam.
Speaker 1: Yes, she is serious, she is, Shay, Yeah she is.
Speaker 3: She was like, you had if if you weren't gonna
Speaker 3: have a guy, you were gonna have one girl that
Speaker 3: was at least kind of close to you.
Speaker 4: And she's like, she's a humongous child, and she's our
Speaker 4: most violent child by far. It's just a recipe for that.
Speaker 4: She got kicked out of her first preschool. They called
Speaker 4: up the roommate. They were like, you got to come
Speaker 4: pick up this baby, pick her up now. Then we
Speaker 4: got her into a different preschool. She's been fine since,
Speaker 4: but she's she's got tendencies.
Speaker 3: Yeah, at the daycare center, at Sing Sing.
Speaker 1: Right, Bade Rikers, so wherever you get your podcast. Shae
Speaker 1: in Irving not Shae and Irving, Bad Larry. The wedding
Speaker 1: plan is still rolling along.
Speaker 5: Yeah, everything's done, Dan, We're all set.
Speaker 1: Is there going to be a or DG bachelor.
Speaker 5: Party and the whatever those bridal thingschelorette party? They both
Speaker 5: just left today.
Speaker 4: Wait are you not okay? Were you invited? And as
Speaker 4: you turned down the invite or were you never going.
Speaker 5: I was definitely invited, but obviously I would my son's
Speaker 5: problems not problems, right situation, I had to turn it down.
Speaker 4: I guess it's a good sign that he invited you.
Speaker 5: They left for Tampa this morning. The boys and the
Speaker 5: girls are going. I think the girls are going to
Speaker 5: Key West. I'm not sure. You know what, I'm not
Speaker 5: even sure.
Speaker 4: Pretty good blow.
Speaker 1: We have a lot of time before the wedding.
Speaker 5: Uh yeah, I guess six weeks or so, right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I gotta hit the fucking jim before you go
Speaker 1: to My seat's gonna be a little tight.
Speaker 3: Yeah no, they tracksuit?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Uh okay, Well that's it. We've done it. We've
Speaker 1: done another episode, and thanks to everybody involved in this it.
Speaker 1: Stan Patrick takes a gamble for bad Larry, for Dylan,
Speaker 1: the graphics guy, Shae in Irving Picture, de Ray and
Speaker 1: yours truly. We'll talk to you next week. Happy gambling,
Speaker 1: Thanks guy, Good luck y'all.
Speaker 3: Larry