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Speaker 1: I always tell people that this show won't make you smarter,

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Speaker 1: but it should make you laugh, all right, So yeah,

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Speaker 1: enjoy the full show.

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Speaker 2: It starts right now.

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Speaker 3: Imagine booking an international vacation and renting a luxurious airbnb

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Speaker 3: on the coast of Spain.

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Speaker 2: Please are you doing it for us right now? Because

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Speaker 2: that would be great.

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Speaker 3: I'm still describing it.

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Speaker 4: Brook.

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Speaker 3: Hold a ton of money, so you get this gorgeous

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Speaker 3: house with a view overlooking the entire ocean, a.

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Speaker 2: Hot chef that's also cooking for me.

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Speaker 3: Put a hot shirtless chef, thank you. That happened to

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Speaker 3: one couple recently, and they were sad that they didn't

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Speaker 3: bring a roll of quarters with them because once they

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Speaker 3: got into their room, they realized the AC unit was

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Speaker 3: coin operating. You had to put money in every few

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Speaker 2: That's a racket. I could actually get behind the owners

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Speaker 2: of that one.

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Speaker 1: It's like, what is it like, Bunny, your ros are the.

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Speaker 3: Apparently the owner was sick of people cranking up the

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Speaker 3: AC and running their energy.

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Speaker 5: Bill, but it's a yeah, I get.

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Speaker 3: To pay a hotel, so they install that in and

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Speaker 3: then the couple complained, but In the end, they still

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Speaker 6: Air change it.

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Speaker 2: I mean, just live with the heat, man, No, so sweaty.

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Speaker 1: It feels so good naked the whole time.

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Speaker 3: So my question of my co hosts and our audience

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Speaker 3: across the country at seven eighty five, nine to two,

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Speaker 3: is that move overly stingy or do you see the

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Speaker 3: owner's point of view?

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Speaker 2: Is it bad? I'm totally on board for it.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, I think it's overly stingy.

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Speaker 2: I don't turn on a sea at our house. I'm like,

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Speaker 2: it's eighty degrees in here. That's not too bad.

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Speaker 3: Most people are here don't even have a c so

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Speaker 3: the fact that you have it just shows.

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Speaker 2: And I have a heat pump.

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Speaker 3: I see that. I could kind of see it turning

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Speaker 3: into a trend though. We're soon hotels and hotel start

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Speaker 3: doing this for all their guests.

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Speaker 2: Aines, Oh yeah, overhead.

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Speaker 3: Oh man, if you want people to be even more

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Speaker 3: upset on an airpoint, yeah, that's all you gotta do.

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Speaker 3: But texting is seventy five ninety two? What do you

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Speaker 3: think about that? Now, let's get onto the shock collar

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Speaker 3: question of the day. We have a bucketfelo. Name's going

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Speaker 3: to draw on out to you? Gets asked a trivia question.

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Speaker 3: If you answer wrong, then you're gonna be punished by

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Speaker 3: getting shocked while singing a song. So text into seventy

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Speaker 3: would like to hear. Brook You're gonna draw a name

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Speaker 3: out because you were the shot collar last did you get?

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Speaker 1: I got Jose, the naughty cheeto, bologosh okay, hot cheeto.

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Speaker 3: Get those dusty fingers going. And while that happens, digital jake,

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Speaker 3: please read is the shock collar question of the day.

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Speaker 3: If you made a.

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Speaker 6: Dramatic film about Brooks commute to work, it would be

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Speaker 6: called Bridges of Mad at the County. Wh Yeah, while

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Speaker 6: you appreciate how good of a joke that was, tell

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Speaker 6: you she's not alone because a new pole tells us

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Speaker 6: that two thirds of people say a frustrating commute can

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Speaker 8: Oh that's truth.

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Speaker 6: The number one thing that can screw up your daily

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Speaker 6: having a windshield covered in ice. I need you to

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Speaker 6: come up with the rest of the top five things

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Speaker 6: that can annoy you on your commute in no particular order.

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Speaker 2: Please say our show did not make this list.

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Speaker 3: Maybe not that, but when the female host on the

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Speaker 1: I just got to say, I appreciate everybody sitting in

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Speaker 2: It makes me.

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Speaker 6: Happens in the morning when you don't have gas in

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Speaker 2: I had to stop my way to work, and that

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Speaker 5: Why I tell myself on the way home, I'm going

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Speaker 8: Then I'm like, oh, I forgot it.

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Speaker 1: See I just say, I mean, I really should take

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Speaker 2: Are you kidding me?

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Speaker 1: You know when Jake mentioned it happens before and he

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Speaker 2: I was actually thinking losing your keys. I hate when

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Speaker 1: In the morning and I can't find my keys. But

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Speaker 3: A lot of people here lose their keys because yeah,

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Speaker 7: Are occasionally, but not every day, Brooky.

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Speaker 2: Coats, I don't know where I put them.

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Speaker 3: What about something that's more simple, just like getting stuck

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Speaker 1: I thought that was the whole basis of the question,

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Speaker 1: is waiting you're stuck in traffic, you know, like unexpected traffic.

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Speaker 1: What about just the merge lanes in general? Like it

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Speaker 1: and getting in line eight miles back and then someone's

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Speaker 3: You'r think people cutting you off. Is one that's definitely

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Speaker 3: vers Let's get the question one more time.

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Speaker 6: A new poll found the number one thing people get

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Speaker 6: frustrated with on their morning commute is having a windshield

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Speaker 6: covered in ice. You need to fill out the rest

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Speaker 6: a high occupancy vehicle, I'll give you a carpool lifeline.

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Speaker 6: Tell me a number two through five, and I'll tell

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Speaker 5: I'm glad you're doing this because I don't know if

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Speaker 5: it's gonna be little like turn signals or you can

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Speaker 5: just generally say rude.

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Speaker 8: So give me number five.

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Speaker 6: Number five is your windshield is foggy and you can't

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Speaker 1: Okay, I know that it's really personal to me, But

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Speaker 1: can we talk about drawbridges else experience a bridge going

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Speaker 8: No, I don't think.

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Speaker 2: And I hate boats right now is what it comes down.

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Speaker 2: I hate them.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that seems very specific.

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Speaker 8: What if, like fist tacole you're eating falls all over

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Speaker 2: That's not bad. You spill hot coffee your I like that.

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Speaker 1: Okay, so not draw bridges, but trains when you have

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Speaker 1: to stop for a train and then the train, Oh my.

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Speaker 2: God, here I kind of missed adventure.

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Speaker 3: You on every.

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Speaker 5: Day offended by any other vehicle on the road or trying.

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Speaker 3: To get somewhere. There was a bicycle one time.

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Speaker 5: Annoying trains and bridges, She's like, I drink through a volcano.

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Speaker 10: Crazy commuted asportation buses next, Okay, you gotta lock them in.

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Speaker 8: We're locking them in.

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Speaker 3: You have locked in unexpected bad traffic.

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Speaker 5: Expected traffic, rude drivers, and spill something.

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Speaker 6: According to a survey of two thousand people, these are

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Speaker 6: the top things that can make your commute annoying. I

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Speaker 6: already told you that. You get in your car and

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Speaker 6: your wing shield covered in ice was one of them.

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Speaker 3: Yes.

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Speaker 6: The other things on the list are getting stuck in

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Speaker 6: Number three, someone keeps tailgating you. I'll give you rude drivers.

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Speaker 6: And number four it was said in the room, but

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Speaker 6: it didn't make the final list. Someone cuts you off.

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Speaker 8: I thought, yeah, that makes though.

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Speaker 3: Okay, Well didn't get all of them right, so you're

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Speaker 3: gonna get shocked. Jose and someone wants to hear the

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Speaker 3: song Bad Habits by Ed Sheeran.

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Speaker 1: I get it, bad habits of driving.

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Speaker 5: My bad habits lead to late nights and alone conversations

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Speaker 5: were the stranger barely No?

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Speaker 2: I like that jam, You're good?

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Speaker 3: That shot collar question of the day.

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Speaker 4: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 3: Between men and women, who's more sneaky?

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Speaker 8: I think it equal?

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Speaker 2: Hey, it depends on the person.

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Speaker 3: Will a guy snoop on a girl's phone to see

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean who's mom, Paw Katherine even sneaking around

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Speaker 3: and we're not great at controlling our impulses. We say,

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Speaker 3: she was shocked when she saw that, but even more

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Speaker 3: in a brand new mass speaker coming up. You don't

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Speaker 3: hear me confession I can't take back O armed mouse

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Speaker 3: speak text into seven eighty five nine two says I

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Speaker 3: secretly love seeing someone else's kid have a meltdown in

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Speaker 2: Oh, I feel that joy. It feels bad, you feel

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Speaker 3: But also, I mean, everybody at some point is said

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Speaker 3: that's what our listeners usually say when they hear people

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Speaker 3: on this segment confessing to all sorts of unsavory things.

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Speaker 3: In fact, we have somebody on the line right now,

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Speaker 3: ready to make us feel better about our life decisions.

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Speaker 3: And she's chosen to use the fake name Claire. So Claire,

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Speaker 3: at your questionable choices.

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Speaker 11: How wow, wow, I hope you get throw.

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Speaker 3: Okay, okay, Well, we're here for voice changers on. You

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Speaker 3: tell us your confession.

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Speaker 11: Right, And I'm seeing this guy just two years. We

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Speaker 11: I don't think much of it, but when I look

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Speaker 8: We what a ring box?

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Speaker 11: Yeah, like the one you see in the movies.

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Speaker 12: Oh my god, I'm exciting.

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Speaker 2: You've been living together for two years. Aren't you expecting this?

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Speaker 11: I mean, I've been hoping for it. I didn't think

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Speaker 3: So what do you do? Do you look at it?

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Speaker 3: Or do you not look at it? As a woman?

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Speaker 3: What do you do you? I don't what It's supposed

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Speaker 1: It's not a woman or a male thing. It's like,

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't care if it's my ring and it's

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Speaker 3: Do you look or no?

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Speaker 11: I'll tell you what I did.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god?

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Speaker 8: What is your disappoint Oh my goodness.

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Speaker 1: But then you're that it's easier to mask your disappointment

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Speaker 1: if you know that it's not going to be what

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Speaker 11: And I'm glad I did because I wasn't a little

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Speaker 2: Oh no, okay, what were you disappointed about?

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Speaker 4: Okay?

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Speaker 11: Because I think I noticed as a guy like smile

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Speaker 1: Would be.

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Speaker 8: But it's understandable.

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Speaker 3: So the ring isn't the way you were thinking or

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Speaker 3: Garbage can no.

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Speaker 11: Lost, It's salvageable. So I took it to the.

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Speaker 2: Jew it Wait what you didn't just put it back

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Speaker 4: I was so hot?

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Speaker 11: Who the jeweler that?

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Speaker 4: Right? Yeah?

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Speaker 11: Okay, getting a new ring?

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Speaker 8: You?

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Speaker 5: You said, he already asked, and then you are going

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Speaker 8: That is like multiple live.

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Speaker 11: I suppose you say I found the engagement ring that

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Speaker 1: I think you just say you just say yes. I

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Speaker 3: Either didn't change her engagement ring until after the proposal.

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Speaker 1: I don't change my engagement a wedding band.

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Speaker 3: Oh that's why it looks different. Okay, you don't in

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Speaker 3: public anymore?

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Speaker 5: But I do like let him ask, act surprise, and

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Speaker 5: if I make some alterations while it becomes a wedding

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Speaker 12: You have said you spent that much on a girl,

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Speaker 8: I would be hurt. You're right, I would.

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Speaker 2: I don't think this is a good idea. So did

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Speaker 2: you go through with it?

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Speaker 8: Happened?

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Speaker 11: I did go through it, and you know, after speaking

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Speaker 2: Like what what do you mean, like on the side

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Speaker 11: Well, he took the sun your stone and replaced it

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Speaker 3: Oh wow, so.

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Speaker 2: It's like a solitaire. I don't know. I'm not a

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Speaker 2: sounds going to be Did you pay for that?

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Speaker 1: No?

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Speaker 4: What?

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Speaker 3: Wait?

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Speaker 11: What I did was I just added a couple of

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Speaker 11: months to the Peean plan that took.

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Speaker 3: Out without permission.

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Speaker 11: It worked more like something I was imagining.

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Speaker 3: Okay, so then what do you do now you have

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Speaker 3: the new ring?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 11: So I took him home and I put it back

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Speaker 8: Are you still waiting?

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Speaker 7: Status?

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Speaker 12: Again?

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Speaker 11: He proposed?

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Speaker 2: Is it?

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Speaker 3: It's a happy thing?

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Speaker 2: She really likes the ring? Now, a lot of red flags?

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Speaker 3: Did you say?

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Speaker 1: Yes?

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Speaker 4: I did?

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Speaker 11: I did. I'm so happy that it wasn't the surprising.

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Speaker 3: What about his reaction when he saw the new ring?

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Speaker 11: So you know when you booked out, tiny face, she said,

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Speaker 11: it looks bigger than he remembered.

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Speaker 2: Like patting himself on the back.

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Speaker 11: But you know, he's been so happy since, and everybody

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Speaker 2: So I mean, at least it too.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but don't you regret it, because it sounds like

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Speaker 1: you ruined your proposal moment for yourself. Like it sounds

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Speaker 1: like he loved it, but it sounds like for you

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Speaker 1: it was kind of not as fun.

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Speaker 11: You know, I don't really feel that bad because I

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Speaker 8: Everything's perfect.

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Speaker 2: And all the secrets to know about.

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Speaker 8: On the surface.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what we've learned in life.

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Speaker 8: Be fine.

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Speaker 3: Yes, but we also can't swim.

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Speaker 8: So let's stay afloating.

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Speaker 3: Good LuFe. Congratulations on your engagement, Claire.

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Speaker 2: Okay, let's line in the future. All right, Claire, let's keep.

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Speaker 3: It in text into seventy five nine too. If you

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Speaker 3: have a confession you've been holding on to, we can

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Speaker 3: hide your identity by masking your voice and you can

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Speaker 3: become the next mass speaker. Phone taps coming up.

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Speaker 4: Next, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 3: I know you guys don't know Margaret, but guess who's

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Speaker 3: about to cannon ball back into the dating pool. Have

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Speaker 3: her friend set her up for a prank phone call

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Speaker 3: today because she signed up for a few different singles events.

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Speaker 3: And look, if you think the male dating scene is

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Speaker 3: full of losers and weirdos and creepers, you'd be wrong.

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Speaker 3: The ones we have set up for her to me

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Speaker 3: today are way way worse than that. It's a rapid

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Speaker 3: fire speed dating disaster in your brand new phone tab

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Speaker 3: right now. Another on the twenties.

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Speaker 2: Hello, Hi, is this Margaret? Yeah, this is Denise.

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Speaker 1: Listen, this is Denise R. Knockin and I'm calling from Singles.

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Speaker 1: I'm just wondering, like, are you running a little bit late?

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Speaker 1: Are you in a garage?

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Speaker 2: Where are you what?

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Speaker 7: I'm sorry, what what is it about?

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Speaker 2: Are you in the parking garage? Maybe you got lost.

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Speaker 7: I don't know, No, I am, I'm not supposed to

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Speaker 7: be anywhere right now.

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Speaker 12: You've got to be kidding me, do you right?

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Speaker 7: Number? I'm sorry?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I think so. You're Margaret right?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Do you remember last week Tavern's Happy? How were you

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Speaker 1: signed up for speed dating service?

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Speaker 12: I mean I remember putting my name down some coworkers

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Speaker 12: for fun, but like, no.

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Speaker 2: Where are you?

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Speaker 7: No one ever told me anything about a specific time

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Speaker 7: or boy?

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Speaker 2: Stay over there?

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Speaker 1: Please God, I'm at a level with you here. I'm new,

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Speaker 1: and I've got a room full of dudes and no ladies.

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Speaker 1: Real sausage fest over here, and I'm gonna lose my

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Speaker 1: job if i don't have at least one woman to

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Speaker 1: participate in this. Okay, well, I'm I mean, I can't

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Speaker 1: like drive to where you are right now.

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Speaker 7: I'm at lunch and.

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Speaker 2: Fine, it's fine. You don't need to drive.

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Speaker 1: You don't need to drive, as long as you're willing

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Speaker 1: to do it over the phone and just meet a

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Speaker 1: few eligible bachelors would been amazing.

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Speaker 2: And I will get fired. You will save my butt. Hey, guys, hey, guys, we.

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Speaker 8: Have what a woman?

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Speaker 1: All right, Bachelor number one.

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Speaker 2: Here we go.

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Speaker 7: Hold on I didn't agree to this.

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Speaker 9: Oh jays, they says Rolando, and I have been listening.

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Speaker 3: Did you speak?

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Speaker 7: Hi?

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Speaker 9: Jordan voice sounds like angel of all of the angels,

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Speaker 9: Like if there was a haven above the havens, your

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Speaker 9: voice would be the first thing people would hear when

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Speaker 7: Uh, can you put the lady back on phone?

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Speaker 3: If I were to.

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Speaker 9: Guess how you smell, I would say it's like a

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Speaker 9: mixture of banula and the finest sturgeon of all the world.

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Speaker 7: Do you think I smell like feshion vanilla?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 2: J oh no, I'm sorry. That's your time. Oh okay,

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Speaker 2: we have to try to get through everybody.

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Speaker 7: Okay, okay, I'm not doing this. I don't I don't

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Speaker 7: want to be doing this right now.

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Speaker 2: Just wait till you meet bachelor number two.

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Speaker 3: Hey, Margot, my name is Alan Wintuban.

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Speaker 7: Good god, how old are you are you?

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Speaker 3: Why are you into older men?

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Speaker 4: No?

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Speaker 7: Not your age, grandpa.

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Speaker 3: Let me ask you something, sweetie. When's the last time

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Speaker 3: you changed the diaper?

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Speaker 8: No, I don't need it.

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Speaker 3: It's just a king comin O.

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Speaker 8: Wow, that's it.

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Speaker 2: That's it.

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Speaker 7: Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: So okay, listen I know he's old, but apparently he's

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Speaker 7: You're not listening like I can't.

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Speaker 2: We'll try Bachelor number three.

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Speaker 8: Bachelor number three O me.

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Speaker 9: Name's Frank bumy Mites call me clone.

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Speaker 7: Not interested.

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Speaker 9: I'd like to get to know you, but you can't

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Speaker 9: ask me any questions. All right, that's classified information. I

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Speaker 9: can't tell you anything about my past or what I've done,

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Speaker 9: but I will say I'm closer than you think.

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Speaker 7: Don't That doesn't sound sketchy at all.

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Speaker 2: Thank you over, Thank you. Bachelor number three gone.

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Speaker 7: Where did you find these people?

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Speaker 4: So?

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Speaker 2: Are you into bad boys?

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Speaker 7: Like you mean?

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Speaker 4: Psychopaths?

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Speaker 7: No, I'm not really up for dating someone who's criminal record.

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Speaker 9: That's classified.

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 7: No, thank you number four again.

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Speaker 2: No, Alan, I said, don't sit down. Your hip's not

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Speaker 2: a her.

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Speaker 12: Well.

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Speaker 10: Hello, my name is Steady Eddie. My first b dating

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Speaker 10: event execontly my.

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Speaker 3: First date ever.

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Speaker 7: This is my last dating event.

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Speaker 3: I don't have a lot of time.

460
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Speaker 10: I like a granola and long walks on the beach. Well,

461
00:20:25,119 --> 00:20:27,760
Speaker 10: actually short walks on the beach because sometimes I get

462
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Speaker 10: sand in my socks.

463
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Speaker 2: Okay, all right, thank you.

464
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Speaker 10: My mom told me I can't do that anymore. And

465
00:20:33,680 --> 00:20:35,920
Speaker 10: sometimes one time I found a seashell in there.

466
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Speaker 2: You're done? He wow, say the best for last? There

467
00:20:39,560 --> 00:20:39,879
Speaker 2: for you.

468
00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:42,280
Speaker 7: Didn't we Are you hearing what they're saying?

469
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Speaker 1: I know, I know?

470
00:20:43,920 --> 00:20:46,800
Speaker 2: So which one are you gonna choose? I don't envy

471
00:20:46,880 --> 00:20:48,359
Speaker 2: you having to make this choice?

472
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Speaker 7: Okay, let me think about it. None of them?

473
00:20:52,280 --> 00:20:54,200
Speaker 2: Oh sorry, I can't accept that answer.

474
00:20:54,480 --> 00:20:56,280
Speaker 1: Your best friend Caroline said that at the end of

475
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Speaker 1: this you had to pick one.

476
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Speaker 7: What are you talking about?

477
00:20:59,240 --> 00:21:00,560
Speaker 2: Because she's the one that set you up for a

478
00:21:00,600 --> 00:21:01,280
Speaker 2: prank phone call?

479
00:21:02,840 --> 00:21:08,160
Speaker 8: Why did this was a time I came here for real?

480
00:21:09,080 --> 00:21:11,920
Speaker 8: Wait a minute, I thought you were my girlfriend.

481
00:21:12,119 --> 00:21:19,760
Speaker 2: He say it Jeffrey, and we're doing a phone tap

482
00:21:19,840 --> 00:21:20,040
Speaker 2: on you?

483
00:21:20,880 --> 00:21:24,720
Speaker 12: OK God, I swear to god, I was gonna freak out,

484
00:21:25,040 --> 00:21:26,360
Speaker 12: like what is happening?

485
00:21:26,640 --> 00:21:29,000
Speaker 1: Caroline said, your newly sickle and she just wanted to

486
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Speaker 1: welcome you to the daily life.

487
00:21:30,760 --> 00:21:35,040
Speaker 7: That was the terrifying experience I've ever had in my life.

488
00:21:37,640 --> 00:21:40,440
Speaker 4: Wake up every morning was phone taps weekday mornings on

489
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Speaker 4: the twenties, brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

490
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Speaker 3: Today, we're going to attempt to answer a burning question

491
00:21:47,600 --> 00:21:51,240
Speaker 3: that young women everywhere have been asking themselves for years.

492
00:21:52,440 --> 00:21:54,440
Speaker 3: How do I get myself a date with the air

493
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Speaker 3: to a mega fortune answer? Alexis actually had a chance

494
00:22:00,359 --> 00:22:03,320
Speaker 3: at that once and she blew it. You know what

495
00:22:03,359 --> 00:22:05,800
Speaker 3: I'm you know what I'm talking about. But now there

496
00:22:05,920 --> 00:22:09,080
Speaker 3: is a listener who's in a very similar situation, and

497
00:22:09,160 --> 00:22:11,480
Speaker 3: this time we want to get it right. You want

498
00:22:11,480 --> 00:22:15,840
Speaker 3: to help she's already faltered once. Can we help her

499
00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:19,359
Speaker 3: save it with a brand new edition of Textual Healing.

500
00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:22,040
Speaker 3: We're going to try to do it coming up next

501
00:22:28,520 --> 00:22:33,879
Speaker 3: text you will Healing Textual You know most people have

502
00:22:34,080 --> 00:22:37,320
Speaker 3: ten fingers, but if there's an emergency and you need

503
00:22:37,359 --> 00:22:40,280
Speaker 3: an eleventh to get the job done texting, of course,

504
00:22:40,680 --> 00:22:44,640
Speaker 3: then you've come to the right place. With Textual Healing.

505
00:22:46,280 --> 00:22:46,359
Speaker 4: We.

506
00:22:48,280 --> 00:22:52,159
Speaker 3: Are if you haven't heard it before, It's basically our

507
00:22:52,200 --> 00:22:53,960
Speaker 3: way to help out our listeners who need a little

508
00:22:53,960 --> 00:22:56,840
Speaker 3: bit of advice on what to say in a text conversation.

509
00:22:57,359 --> 00:22:59,840
Speaker 3: And So, who's today's honored guest that needs our magical

510
00:23:00,080 --> 00:23:04,440
Speaker 3: eleventh finger. Her name is Valerie. Valerie, welcome to the show.

511
00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:07,560
Speaker 2: Hi, She's not faked out by it.

512
00:23:09,600 --> 00:23:12,040
Speaker 8: I don't know what the index, It doesn't.

513
00:23:11,760 --> 00:23:15,159
Speaker 3: Matter what finger you need. So Valerie, tell us a

514
00:23:15,200 --> 00:23:17,399
Speaker 3: little bit about a situation that you're dealing with and

515
00:23:17,480 --> 00:23:20,040
Speaker 3: how we can help heal you textually. Of course.

516
00:23:20,480 --> 00:23:24,159
Speaker 12: Oh well, I'm going to need the healing. So I

517
00:23:24,280 --> 00:23:27,359
Speaker 12: met this guy Tom at a happy hour. He's my

518
00:23:27,600 --> 00:23:30,439
Speaker 12: friend's coworker, and you know, he was a nice guy

519
00:23:30,560 --> 00:23:33,520
Speaker 12: and everything. I mean, I wasn't necessarily attracted to him,

520
00:23:34,040 --> 00:23:35,760
Speaker 12: but I guess my friend thought it was a good

521
00:23:35,840 --> 00:23:38,560
Speaker 12: idea to give him my number when he asked for it.

522
00:23:38,920 --> 00:23:43,440
Speaker 12: So what happens, Oh, she gave him your number, yes,

523
00:23:43,640 --> 00:23:46,360
Speaker 12: without asking my permission, and then I got a random test.

524
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Speaker 3: Okay, oh okay, that's always What did he say?

525
00:23:50,920 --> 00:23:54,600
Speaker 12: So he asked me out? I was like, my initial

526
00:23:54,680 --> 00:23:57,600
Speaker 12: thought was like, that was really nice. But I know

527
00:23:57,680 --> 00:24:00,520
Speaker 12: this sounds kind of shallow, but I'm really cute, Like

528
00:24:01,200 --> 00:24:03,200
Speaker 12: I'm hot. I get a lot of guys after me,

529
00:24:03,440 --> 00:24:06,120
Speaker 12: so I'm I'm used to it, and he's not really

530
00:24:06,240 --> 00:24:08,399
Speaker 12: my type. So I kind of wanted to blow him off.

531
00:24:08,440 --> 00:24:12,400
Speaker 12: And the nicest way possible, you could.

532
00:24:12,240 --> 00:24:16,399
Speaker 2: Have just led with he's not my type the confidence

533
00:24:16,480 --> 00:24:19,360
Speaker 2: I do, and I like that, but we probably don't

534
00:24:19,400 --> 00:24:21,399
Speaker 2: need to tell him that. Like, I'm hotter than you.

535
00:24:21,840 --> 00:24:24,119
Speaker 3: Yeah, so is that what you need our help with?

536
00:24:24,320 --> 00:24:25,080
Speaker 3: To let him down?

537
00:24:25,800 --> 00:24:29,440
Speaker 12: Well, I guess a little deeper. So I decided to

538
00:24:29,520 --> 00:24:31,040
Speaker 12: just lie to him. I don't want to be like, hey,

539
00:24:31,080 --> 00:24:32,720
Speaker 12: you're a few years older than me, I'm not really

540
00:24:32,760 --> 00:24:33,959
Speaker 12: into you. You have a receiving hair.

541
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Speaker 1: Lying.

542
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Speaker 2: Oh did you think Alexis is that brutal? No, I

543
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Speaker 2: wouldn't say it to him.

544
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Speaker 6: Yeah.

545
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Speaker 12: No, I just went the route of like, oh, I'm

546
00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:48,280
Speaker 12: really sick, maybe some other time. And then a week later,

547
00:24:48,840 --> 00:24:51,280
Speaker 12: like clockwork, he messaged me again and asked me for

548
00:24:51,440 --> 00:24:53,320
Speaker 12: drinks for this upcoming weekend.

549
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Speaker 1: So yeah, I think you're getting confused with like calling

550
00:24:56,760 --> 00:24:57,760
Speaker 1: sick for work.

551
00:24:57,800 --> 00:24:57,879
Speaker 4: And.

552
00:25:00,560 --> 00:25:03,040
Speaker 12: Well I took whatever excuse I could think of, because

553
00:25:03,040 --> 00:25:04,680
Speaker 12: you know, I thought that was the easier way out.

554
00:25:04,920 --> 00:25:07,879
Speaker 12: And now I'm just in a little deep because I

555
00:25:09,480 --> 00:25:12,200
Speaker 12: told him that a family member passed away and I'd

556
00:25:12,240 --> 00:25:13,600
Speaker 12: be out of town for the funeral.

557
00:25:13,760 --> 00:25:13,800
Speaker 3: What.

558
00:25:14,359 --> 00:25:16,879
Speaker 2: Oh my god, So first you were sick and now

559
00:25:16,960 --> 00:25:17,640
Speaker 2: somebody's dead.

560
00:25:18,400 --> 00:25:21,800
Speaker 12: It happened, right, yeah, all the worse things.

561
00:25:21,920 --> 00:25:25,080
Speaker 3: Next week you're in jail, the hurricanes happening.

562
00:25:25,200 --> 00:25:28,240
Speaker 8: I can't so we're doing damage control.

563
00:25:28,359 --> 00:25:30,119
Speaker 4: Then well, it.

564
00:25:30,160 --> 00:25:31,440
Speaker 12: Gets more complicated guys.

565
00:25:31,480 --> 00:25:33,960
Speaker 3: Oh no, boy, what happened?

566
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Speaker 12: Oh well, so I guessed my friend and I was like,

567
00:25:38,440 --> 00:25:40,560
Speaker 12: here's what's going on. I like this guy. He's a

568
00:25:40,600 --> 00:25:42,119
Speaker 12: nice dive, but he's not really my type. And she's like,

569
00:25:42,359 --> 00:25:45,320
Speaker 12: well he's really really rich. Oh like just the heads

570
00:25:45,400 --> 00:25:48,359
Speaker 12: up that changes things. And then I did what every

571
00:25:48,440 --> 00:25:51,680
Speaker 12: girl would do. I just googled his name and I

572
00:25:51,920 --> 00:25:55,440
Speaker 12: found out that he's the heir to a huge fortune.

573
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Speaker 12: Like the company his grandfather started has been around like

574
00:26:00,119 --> 00:26:01,840
Speaker 12: a hundred years or something like that.

575
00:26:02,040 --> 00:26:05,520
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Relaiting hairline just got hot.

576
00:26:08,320 --> 00:26:11,160
Speaker 12: So it's actually a company that, like anybody that went

577
00:26:11,160 --> 00:26:12,920
Speaker 12: into a rosary store, like you guys have seen this

578
00:26:13,040 --> 00:26:16,760
Speaker 12: company a million times. I almost fell off my chair

579
00:26:17,119 --> 00:26:20,000
Speaker 12: when I read this, So of course I was like,

580
00:26:20,520 --> 00:26:22,200
Speaker 12: oh my god, what did I do?

581
00:26:22,680 --> 00:26:25,560
Speaker 3: So after you found out that now he's super rich,

582
00:26:25,720 --> 00:26:26,680
Speaker 3: now you're interested.

583
00:26:27,560 --> 00:26:29,040
Speaker 12: So now I'm totally interested.

584
00:26:31,040 --> 00:26:33,400
Speaker 3: Okay, wait, so like now you can.

585
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Speaker 2: Be attracted to him? Yeah it works like that, broke,

586
00:26:35,560 --> 00:26:38,639
Speaker 2: I don't sounds it doesn't work like that in my head. Okay,

587
00:26:38,760 --> 00:26:39,639
Speaker 2: So we're moving forward to.

588
00:26:39,800 --> 00:26:43,320
Speaker 3: Money is an attractive thing. Yeah, apparently power do.

589
00:26:43,320 --> 00:26:45,000
Speaker 2: You still have to have sex with it, Like, I

590
00:26:45,080 --> 00:26:49,239
Speaker 2: don't know, close your eyes. It just it doesn't work

591
00:26:49,280 --> 00:26:50,119
Speaker 2: for me, but it works for you.

592
00:26:50,560 --> 00:26:52,480
Speaker 12: I just want to say something. He's not the worst

593
00:26:52,520 --> 00:26:55,639
Speaker 12: guy I've ever seen, Like, he's not that bad, but

594
00:26:55,720 --> 00:26:57,879
Speaker 12: the money took him to another level. You girls want

595
00:26:57,880 --> 00:27:00,320
Speaker 12: to talk about anyway, doesn't I got you? So I

596
00:27:00,400 --> 00:27:04,680
Speaker 12: made it even worse and I tested him again and

597
00:27:04,800 --> 00:27:06,520
Speaker 12: I was like, oh my god, you won't believe it.

598
00:27:06,640 --> 00:27:09,040
Speaker 12: My aunt woke up in the coffin and I'll speak out.

599
00:27:09,119 --> 00:27:09,880
Speaker 1: What wow?

600
00:27:10,119 --> 00:27:14,560
Speaker 3: Oh so now you're free? Just kidding, She's fine, But.

601
00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:17,399
Speaker 2: You honestly told that my aunt woke up in the coffin.

602
00:27:18,040 --> 00:27:19,520
Speaker 12: I even used the emoji.

603
00:27:20,720 --> 00:27:21,359
Speaker 3: Oh wow.

604
00:27:23,840 --> 00:27:26,399
Speaker 2: That family is burying their aunt alive. That's what I

605
00:27:26,480 --> 00:27:26,840
Speaker 2: want to know.

606
00:27:27,000 --> 00:27:28,760
Speaker 3: How does he respond to that text?

607
00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:34,520
Speaker 12: He actually hasn't responded yet. It's really dumb. And I

608
00:27:34,640 --> 00:27:36,240
Speaker 12: really want to go on a date. And now I

609
00:27:36,280 --> 00:27:38,080
Speaker 12: got myself in trouble. I have no idea what to

610
00:27:38,160 --> 00:27:38,720
Speaker 12: say him.

611
00:27:39,080 --> 00:27:39,280
Speaker 4: Why.

612
00:27:39,800 --> 00:27:41,960
Speaker 12: You guys hopefully will be my saviors.

613
00:27:42,320 --> 00:27:45,760
Speaker 3: Oh wow, wow, you have dug us a giant hole

614
00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:46,760
Speaker 3: to crawl out of.

615
00:27:46,880 --> 00:27:49,160
Speaker 2: But we're doing a follow up text and my aunt

616
00:27:49,240 --> 00:27:50,080
Speaker 2: woke up in a coffin.

617
00:27:50,280 --> 00:27:51,639
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, I mean I think you just need to

618
00:27:51,680 --> 00:27:53,720
Speaker 3: get his sympathy back now and be like, oh, actually

619
00:27:53,800 --> 00:27:56,840
Speaker 3: she died again, so funerals back on.

620
00:27:57,040 --> 00:27:57,720
Speaker 12: Oh my god.

621
00:27:58,119 --> 00:28:00,679
Speaker 3: No, honestly, I think you probably the point just need

622
00:28:00,760 --> 00:28:03,280
Speaker 3: to own up to what you've done and just say that,

623
00:28:03,440 --> 00:28:04,399
Speaker 3: like it was a joke.

624
00:28:04,920 --> 00:28:08,560
Speaker 2: That's what I was thinking. I was thinking, a joke. Sorry,

625
00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:11,119
Speaker 2: just say sorry, I have a dark sense of humor

626
00:28:11,240 --> 00:28:11,639
Speaker 2: or something.

627
00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:12,960
Speaker 3: Sorry, bad joke.

628
00:28:13,200 --> 00:28:16,560
Speaker 8: Yeah, but it's so random it sounds like a joke.

629
00:28:16,720 --> 00:28:17,040
Speaker 7: It does.

630
00:28:17,359 --> 00:28:17,520
Speaker 3: Yeah.

631
00:28:19,920 --> 00:28:22,680
Speaker 12: Yeah, I mean, actually that's that's what I was thinking

632
00:28:22,760 --> 00:28:26,320
Speaker 12: of texting. But I needed your confirmation to know it

633
00:28:26,440 --> 00:28:27,400
Speaker 12: was okay to say.

634
00:28:27,240 --> 00:28:30,879
Speaker 3: That, just what, sorry, bad joke and like maybe like

635
00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:34,240
Speaker 3: a like a Sideway's sideways face.

636
00:28:35,080 --> 00:28:38,080
Speaker 1: Kay, okay, And you could even add that was a

637
00:28:38,120 --> 00:28:40,000
Speaker 1: lot funnier in my head, you know what I mean?

638
00:28:40,280 --> 00:28:41,640
Speaker 2: Hmm, Because I think.

639
00:28:41,520 --> 00:28:45,200
Speaker 1: Everyone can understand when you send a joke via text

640
00:28:45,560 --> 00:28:47,040
Speaker 1: that you think is going to be really funny, and

641
00:28:47,120 --> 00:28:49,480
Speaker 1: even when you reread it, you're like, oh god, yeah,

642
00:28:49,640 --> 00:28:50,800
Speaker 1: well and somebody knew.

643
00:28:50,680 --> 00:28:52,160
Speaker 8: Like if it was like one of your besties, you.

644
00:28:52,200 --> 00:28:55,239
Speaker 2: Totally and they know your sense of humor totally val

645
00:28:55,520 --> 00:28:55,880
Speaker 2: sending that.

646
00:28:56,720 --> 00:29:00,360
Speaker 12: Oh I sent it, I send it already, skim okay, okay,

647
00:29:00,400 --> 00:29:00,720
Speaker 12: so now.

648
00:29:00,720 --> 00:29:03,640
Speaker 8: We wait, all right, well that's good. Now this is

649
00:29:03,920 --> 00:29:06,840
Speaker 8: at least he can, you know, just say, well, okay,

650
00:29:09,240 --> 00:29:10,880
Speaker 8: I mean it is.

651
00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:14,960
Speaker 3: He'll say, ha ha ha, he's getting a weird, weird

652
00:29:15,040 --> 00:29:17,360
Speaker 3: read on your humor right now. But that's okay.

653
00:29:17,560 --> 00:29:20,520
Speaker 12: I'm sorry to interrupt you, guys that wait, there's dus already.

654
00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:22,080
Speaker 3: Okay, he's texting back.

655
00:29:22,200 --> 00:29:23,760
Speaker 2: Well he didn't repay to the first.

656
00:29:23,760 --> 00:29:27,640
Speaker 12: Yeah, no, I'm sorry. Oh my god, he said, Wait

657
00:29:28,040 --> 00:29:30,280
Speaker 12: where you're joking that your aunt woke up in the

658
00:29:30,360 --> 00:29:31,880
Speaker 12: coffin or that she died?

659
00:29:32,440 --> 00:29:34,680
Speaker 3: Just say, just say all of it, all of it,

660
00:29:35,320 --> 00:29:37,920
Speaker 3: all of it, do you think, Yeah, I'm a huge liar.

661
00:29:37,960 --> 00:29:39,280
Speaker 3: You can't trust anything I said.

662
00:29:39,320 --> 00:29:41,640
Speaker 5: No, No, you want to say she was in the hospital,

663
00:29:41,680 --> 00:29:44,640
Speaker 5: but she's one hundred percent better now. You never just

664
00:29:44,720 --> 00:29:46,280
Speaker 5: say I'm joking about her waking up.

665
00:29:46,440 --> 00:29:51,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, save that the dead aunt, like they still free?

666
00:29:52,200 --> 00:29:54,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, you can. You can at least get a date

667
00:29:54,360 --> 00:29:55,920
Speaker 3: if you still have a dead ant. You can't get

668
00:29:55,960 --> 00:29:57,400
Speaker 3: a date if you're like, oh, I joked.

669
00:29:57,200 --> 00:29:58,920
Speaker 1: About the whole I know you want to date if

670
00:29:58,920 --> 00:30:01,280
Speaker 1: you haven't done, So what what if you just don't

671
00:30:01,360 --> 00:30:04,040
Speaker 1: go into specifics about what you were joking about? Just

672
00:30:04,080 --> 00:30:06,160
Speaker 1: say no the aunt waking up, but I am free

673
00:30:06,200 --> 00:30:06,719
Speaker 1: this weekend.

674
00:30:07,520 --> 00:30:10,280
Speaker 3: Just move it past. Shift to the next part of

675
00:30:10,320 --> 00:30:12,480
Speaker 3: the conversation, trying not to stick too long. I can't

676
00:30:12,520 --> 00:30:14,080
Speaker 3: think that, Valerie, what do you think?

677
00:30:14,800 --> 00:30:16,920
Speaker 12: No, I think that sounds good because like, I'm not

678
00:30:17,160 --> 00:30:19,720
Speaker 12: gonna do well if he keeps trying to get details.

679
00:30:19,880 --> 00:30:22,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, what brand of coffin did she wake up in?

680
00:30:24,280 --> 00:30:25,320
Speaker 8: I just bought the company?

681
00:30:28,040 --> 00:30:30,240
Speaker 12: Okay, so I wrote I was joking about the waking

682
00:30:30,320 --> 00:30:34,360
Speaker 12: up part anyway. Turns out I'm free this weekend.

683
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Speaker 2: Okay, but a smiley face maybe?

684
00:30:38,600 --> 00:30:38,800
Speaker 4: Yeah?

685
00:30:39,680 --> 00:30:42,880
Speaker 3: Okay, sent it all right, So that suns out. We

686
00:30:42,920 --> 00:30:44,880
Speaker 3: need to go to break real quick. So we're gonna

687
00:30:44,880 --> 00:30:47,800
Speaker 3: play a song. We'll come back and see how millionaire

688
00:30:47,960 --> 00:30:51,680
Speaker 3: billionaire Tom responds when we do more textual healing. Next,

689
00:30:52,960 --> 00:30:54,920
Speaker 3: we're in the middle of textual healing with one of

690
00:30:54,960 --> 00:30:57,640
Speaker 3: our listeners named Valerie, and she's trying to get a

691
00:30:57,760 --> 00:31:00,600
Speaker 3: date with a guy that she's kind of loan off

692
00:31:00,760 --> 00:31:04,560
Speaker 3: twice already, but then she found out that he's loaded

693
00:31:05,840 --> 00:31:09,600
Speaker 3: the heir to a mega fortune. Apparently that's her number

694
00:31:09,720 --> 00:31:14,520
Speaker 3: one love language. So right now she's trying to back

695
00:31:14,600 --> 00:31:17,360
Speaker 3: out of the second excuse that she used, which was

696
00:31:17,520 --> 00:31:21,480
Speaker 3: her aunt passed away tragically. Yeah, so we're in the

697
00:31:21,640 --> 00:31:24,480
Speaker 3: middle of backing out of that. And the last text

698
00:31:24,560 --> 00:31:27,160
Speaker 3: that she sent, she said she was joking about her

699
00:31:27,240 --> 00:31:30,400
Speaker 3: family member waking up in a coffin. Oh yeah, but said, hey,

700
00:31:30,440 --> 00:31:33,360
Speaker 3: I'm still down to clown this weekend. Don't know if

701
00:31:33,440 --> 00:31:35,960
Speaker 3: that's really the best way to handle this, but you

702
00:31:36,040 --> 00:31:39,040
Speaker 3: know what, Let's see if the guy responded, Valerie, has

703
00:31:39,080 --> 00:31:40,040
Speaker 3: he sent anything back?

704
00:31:40,840 --> 00:31:41,480
Speaker 4: He did?

705
00:31:42,160 --> 00:31:44,920
Speaker 2: Okay, oh god, okay. We ended on a real big

706
00:31:45,040 --> 00:31:46,160
Speaker 2: positive that you were free.

707
00:31:47,160 --> 00:31:51,520
Speaker 12: Yeah. Well he's very curious because he's like, okay, question mark,

708
00:31:51,640 --> 00:31:55,400
Speaker 12: question mark, question mark. So what happened to the funeral?

709
00:31:56,120 --> 00:31:56,320
Speaker 4: Oh?

710
00:31:56,920 --> 00:31:59,760
Speaker 2: Why would he ask that? Why did you have to

711
00:32:00,200 --> 00:32:01,160
Speaker 2: did you have to tell your hand?

712
00:32:01,360 --> 00:32:03,520
Speaker 1: Why couldn't you have just said you're busy like every

713
00:32:03,560 --> 00:32:06,560
Speaker 1: other human on the planet, said we get those hands

714
00:32:07,600 --> 00:32:07,760
Speaker 1: like me.

715
00:32:08,240 --> 00:32:10,240
Speaker 3: You want to get a time machine and reverse and

716
00:32:10,360 --> 00:32:13,280
Speaker 3: go back and reading the text, she said, Look, I

717
00:32:13,360 --> 00:32:16,360
Speaker 3: think we're dealing with the air to a mega fortune here,

718
00:32:16,440 --> 00:32:18,560
Speaker 3: So during the break, I actually looked up how to

719
00:32:18,640 --> 00:32:22,320
Speaker 3: attract a rich guy, and lots of dating experts wait in.

720
00:32:22,440 --> 00:32:24,960
Speaker 3: But I liked one comment from plug but sixty two,

721
00:32:25,320 --> 00:32:27,080
Speaker 3: who said, get a boob job?

722
00:32:27,360 --> 00:32:29,480
Speaker 2: What they always tell me that? I'm like, do I

723
00:32:29,560 --> 00:32:29,800
Speaker 2: have to.

724
00:32:32,280 --> 00:32:32,440
Speaker 4: Out?

725
00:32:32,880 --> 00:32:35,160
Speaker 3: But seriously, one of the experts really said, rich men

726
00:32:35,360 --> 00:32:38,200
Speaker 3: like sensible women who have other things going on in

727
00:32:38,280 --> 00:32:40,600
Speaker 3: their lives besides just dating.

728
00:32:41,440 --> 00:32:42,320
Speaker 2: Funerals with.

729
00:32:43,840 --> 00:32:46,600
Speaker 3: Funerals, taking a class, you know, being social with their

730
00:32:46,600 --> 00:32:49,360
Speaker 3: other friends, et cetera. So, Valerie, do you have any

731
00:32:49,480 --> 00:32:53,000
Speaker 3: hobbies or sensibilities you could like weave into this conversation?

732
00:32:53,520 --> 00:32:55,200
Speaker 2: Is this like and prejudice?

733
00:32:55,400 --> 00:32:59,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're dealing with rich, elite men. What they give?

734
00:33:00,080 --> 00:33:02,840
Speaker 2: What's a rich man I've never had, Valerie.

735
00:33:03,520 --> 00:33:06,000
Speaker 12: I mean I do like rock climbing, and I mean

736
00:33:06,040 --> 00:33:08,800
Speaker 12: I could actually say, hey, that's how my aunt died.

737
00:33:09,200 --> 00:33:13,160
Speaker 2: Oh no, no, okay, we need to be in the past.

738
00:33:13,360 --> 00:33:14,760
Speaker 12: And you just kidding.

739
00:33:14,880 --> 00:33:16,360
Speaker 2: You just have to say the funeral.

740
00:33:16,880 --> 00:33:17,920
Speaker 3: Valors that she was joking.

741
00:33:19,760 --> 00:33:20,160
Speaker 2: I can't.

742
00:33:20,480 --> 00:33:22,400
Speaker 8: She was seventy four, That's why she fell off.

743
00:33:22,800 --> 00:33:25,560
Speaker 3: She's got a very dry, very raw sense of Yeah.

744
00:33:25,720 --> 00:33:26,560
Speaker 3: I like it, Valerie.

745
00:33:26,760 --> 00:33:29,880
Speaker 1: You text it's not good translate, right, Well, you have

746
00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:32,600
Speaker 1: to address the funeral first, right in the sex, you

747
00:33:32,720 --> 00:33:34,760
Speaker 1: have to say the funeral got moved.

748
00:33:34,960 --> 00:33:35,840
Speaker 2: Just leave up general.

749
00:33:36,040 --> 00:33:39,240
Speaker 12: I was actually thinking, maybe I can tell him the

750
00:33:39,360 --> 00:33:43,520
Speaker 12: funerals at noon and I'm free, like later in the

751
00:33:43,640 --> 00:33:44,440
Speaker 12: day or at night.

752
00:33:44,720 --> 00:33:47,040
Speaker 1: I feel like most people wouldn't want to take you

753
00:33:47,120 --> 00:33:48,560
Speaker 1: out on a date after you've been crying.

754
00:33:49,880 --> 00:33:51,640
Speaker 3: Fun people would like to go out on a date

755
00:33:51,680 --> 00:33:54,360
Speaker 3: after a funeral. And she wear a little black dressed

756
00:33:54,400 --> 00:33:57,680
Speaker 3: to both yes sexy, don't.

757
00:33:57,720 --> 00:33:58,160
Speaker 11: Like a time?

758
00:33:58,800 --> 00:34:01,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, like, oh, the funerals earlier than I thought, I

759
00:34:01,560 --> 00:34:02,240
Speaker 1: can still.

760
00:34:02,040 --> 00:34:04,600
Speaker 11: Make it, okay, Yeah, yeah, yeah, I like that when

761
00:34:04,640 --> 00:34:05,080
Speaker 11: you lie, you.

762
00:34:05,040 --> 00:34:07,000
Speaker 1: Don't want to give specifics because then you're gonna have

763
00:34:07,040 --> 00:34:08,880
Speaker 1: to remember specifics and that's bad.

764
00:34:09,680 --> 00:34:11,359
Speaker 12: Well, this is why I'm coming to you, guys. Okay,

765
00:34:11,440 --> 00:34:13,920
Speaker 12: clearly I'm not good at this, So I could just

766
00:34:13,960 --> 00:34:16,640
Speaker 12: say the funerals earlier in the day. I'm actually free

767
00:34:16,680 --> 00:34:17,040
Speaker 12: at night.

768
00:34:17,520 --> 00:34:19,880
Speaker 1: Just say earlier than I thought. I'm still free to

769
00:34:19,960 --> 00:34:21,040
Speaker 1: go out Saturday night.

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00:34:21,200 --> 00:34:26,279
Speaker 12: Yeah, okay, the funerals earlier than I thought. I'm actually free.

771
00:34:26,760 --> 00:34:31,640
Speaker 3: At night and kissing emoji no, no, okay, okay, okay,

772
00:34:31,719 --> 00:34:33,640
Speaker 3: drink drink emoji, Martini glass emoji.

773
00:34:33,880 --> 00:34:35,000
Speaker 2: I don't think any emojis.

774
00:34:35,080 --> 00:34:35,680
Speaker 3: Okay, did you.

775
00:34:37,600 --> 00:34:38,080
Speaker 11: Did that one?

776
00:34:38,400 --> 00:34:39,440
Speaker 2: It would be double smiling.

777
00:34:39,800 --> 00:34:41,600
Speaker 3: Did you put an emoji on that, Valerie?

778
00:34:41,840 --> 00:34:44,320
Speaker 12: I didn't. I feel like I should keeping emojis.

779
00:34:43,840 --> 00:34:46,400
Speaker 2: For like everything, dancing girl over the top of the.

780
00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:51,520
Speaker 8: When she's emoji of clothes on the floor, emoji everything.

781
00:34:52,600 --> 00:34:55,240
Speaker 3: Okay, We're going to wait to see if he responds,

782
00:34:55,280 --> 00:34:57,560
Speaker 3: but I'm in the meantime, Jose, what's your strategy? How

783
00:34:57,600 --> 00:35:00,600
Speaker 3: do you get a rich girl rich girl? I' no idea.

784
00:35:00,800 --> 00:35:03,600
Speaker 8: I get younger girls that are broke and that have

785
00:35:03,760 --> 00:35:04,480
Speaker 8: no self esteem.

786
00:35:04,480 --> 00:35:10,240
Speaker 3: Okay, oh, I couldn't even try. If I wanted yourself

787
00:35:10,719 --> 00:35:11,399
Speaker 3: from their phone.

788
00:35:11,480 --> 00:35:16,719
Speaker 5: I'm a comedian and they're like, oh gross. Remember I

789
00:35:16,840 --> 00:35:19,319
Speaker 5: asked her out the artist Lizzo, and she was like, oh,

790
00:35:19,360 --> 00:35:21,640
Speaker 5: you're a comedian. Y'all talk about your girlfriends on stage,

791
00:35:21,680 --> 00:35:22,279
Speaker 5: which is true.

792
00:35:25,680 --> 00:35:27,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, are you trying to talk to us?

793
00:35:27,360 --> 00:35:27,600
Speaker 8: Sorry?

794
00:35:27,800 --> 00:35:31,040
Speaker 12: Yeah, yeah, I'm sorry. Oh my god, Oh my god,

795
00:35:31,120 --> 00:35:31,640
Speaker 12: oh my god.

796
00:35:31,880 --> 00:35:32,960
Speaker 2: What did he write back?

797
00:35:33,760 --> 00:35:39,239
Speaker 12: Yeah, So he goes, I'm actually jetting out Saturday afternoon.

798
00:35:39,520 --> 00:35:42,960
Speaker 12: I'll be gone for a month. But I wouldn't mind

799
00:35:43,080 --> 00:35:46,440
Speaker 12: going with you to the funeral to offer some support.

800
00:35:47,719 --> 00:35:50,640
Speaker 3: This guy will not get off of the funeral, get

801
00:35:50,680 --> 00:35:51,239
Speaker 3: on that jet.

802
00:35:51,560 --> 00:35:54,440
Speaker 2: No, okay, he taught her and he wants proof.

803
00:35:55,120 --> 00:35:58,440
Speaker 8: He suspects something, and he's liked the funeral.

804
00:35:58,640 --> 00:36:01,720
Speaker 2: Then no, No, You're family is really private. Your family's

805
00:36:01,880 --> 00:36:02,520
Speaker 2: very private.

806
00:36:02,680 --> 00:36:06,600
Speaker 1: They are part of the weird, weird religious sect that

807
00:36:06,760 --> 00:36:08,880
Speaker 1: doesn't allow people into the inner circle.

808
00:36:09,400 --> 00:36:10,040
Speaker 3: No details.

809
00:36:15,880 --> 00:36:18,520
Speaker 2: I mean, he can't come your your aunt would disapprove

810
00:36:19,280 --> 00:36:20,800
Speaker 2: funerals everyone's allowed to or anything.

811
00:36:21,120 --> 00:36:22,920
Speaker 1: You don't take a date to a funeral, Tell him

812
00:36:22,960 --> 00:36:23,480
Speaker 1: that's tacky.

813
00:36:25,080 --> 00:36:26,839
Speaker 12: I really feel like I need to connect with him

814
00:36:26,880 --> 00:36:28,840
Speaker 12: though before he leaves, or like that'll be it.

815
00:36:29,200 --> 00:36:32,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, So what are you gonna do? Kill your aunt

816
00:36:32,120 --> 00:36:33,720
Speaker 2: so that there's a funeral this weekend?

817
00:36:34,200 --> 00:36:37,640
Speaker 12: That's not a terrible idea, Like not the killing my

818
00:36:37,760 --> 00:36:42,640
Speaker 12: aunt part of What if I just take him to

819
00:36:42,880 --> 00:36:47,560
Speaker 12: like a funeral, Like I'll find some old lady who

820
00:36:47,680 --> 00:36:50,920
Speaker 12: passed away. I'll go there for five minutes, like I'll

821
00:36:50,960 --> 00:36:54,000
Speaker 12: start crying, I'll dress all the black all that, and

822
00:36:54,040 --> 00:36:56,440
Speaker 12: then we leave and then they'll just like make out

823
00:36:56,480 --> 00:36:59,680
Speaker 12: because he's going to console me as kind of thing.

824
00:36:59,760 --> 00:37:01,480
Speaker 12: I'm engaged to a billionaire.

825
00:37:01,640 --> 00:37:02,440
Speaker 11: I'm kind of for this.

826
00:37:02,680 --> 00:37:03,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, and then you don't. It's all like you have

827
00:37:03,920 --> 00:37:06,160
Speaker 3: to go and talk to anybody or give a speech

828
00:37:06,239 --> 00:37:08,160
Speaker 3: at the funeral. You just have to pop in real quickly,

829
00:37:08,280 --> 00:37:09,719
Speaker 3: Like I can't. I can't. I loved her too much.

830
00:37:09,719 --> 00:37:10,160
Speaker 3: I have to leave.

831
00:37:10,200 --> 00:37:11,640
Speaker 2: Patu're not crier, So.

832
00:37:13,880 --> 00:37:15,520
Speaker 3: Put on your nosemear makeup that day.

833
00:37:16,440 --> 00:37:19,719
Speaker 12: Wear sunglasses. I wear like really big sunglasses that like

834
00:37:19,960 --> 00:37:22,000
Speaker 12: stay in the back and be like, oh, I can't

835
00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:23,680
Speaker 12: talk to anybody in my family? Is too hard?

836
00:37:23,800 --> 00:37:25,319
Speaker 3: Are you sure you don't want to just kill your

837
00:37:25,440 --> 00:37:26,280
Speaker 3: nd It might be easy.

838
00:37:27,360 --> 00:37:28,640
Speaker 2: You're gonna funeral crash.

839
00:37:28,840 --> 00:37:30,759
Speaker 1: I mean at one point, you know a lot of

840
00:37:30,800 --> 00:37:32,560
Speaker 1: people may be offended by that. But if it was

841
00:37:32,600 --> 00:37:33,680
Speaker 1: at my funeral, I'd be.

842
00:37:33,719 --> 00:37:34,120
Speaker 6: Cool with it.

843
00:37:34,480 --> 00:37:37,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know what I mean. Death, especially if.

844
00:37:37,680 --> 00:37:39,359
Speaker 2: I was the dead one. I think it'd be cool.

845
00:37:39,560 --> 00:37:41,759
Speaker 3: Especially if a billionaire shows up to your funeral. That

846
00:37:41,840 --> 00:37:43,560
Speaker 3: makes me look extra important because.

847
00:37:43,320 --> 00:37:45,319
Speaker 1: It just adds a little mystery to the person's life

848
00:37:45,320 --> 00:37:45,919
Speaker 1: who just died.

849
00:37:47,400 --> 00:37:48,920
Speaker 8: I'm not the only one getting stiffed at here.

850
00:37:48,920 --> 00:37:50,400
Speaker 3: I mean, I hate to say this. I'm kind of

851
00:37:50,440 --> 00:37:52,120
Speaker 3: coming around on this idea that you just go to

852
00:37:52,160 --> 00:37:52,920
Speaker 3: a random funeral.

853
00:37:53,719 --> 00:37:55,960
Speaker 12: I think this is just the easiest thing, guys, Like,

854
00:37:56,080 --> 00:37:59,840
Speaker 12: I've dug myself in this whole and no pun in,

855
00:38:00,040 --> 00:38:05,279
Speaker 12: and I really don't want to risk losing him, Like

856
00:38:05,640 --> 00:38:08,040
Speaker 12: before he goes away, I need to see him and

857
00:38:08,160 --> 00:38:10,040
Speaker 12: like stay in his mind, because he can go off

858
00:38:10,080 --> 00:38:12,320
Speaker 12: and just meet someone else to forget about me, okay,

859
00:38:12,360 --> 00:38:13,000
Speaker 12: and I don't want that.

860
00:38:13,239 --> 00:38:15,840
Speaker 1: Okay, when you're looking at the obituaries, just find someone

861
00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:18,920
Speaker 1: who like seems fun loving at least, Okay.

862
00:38:19,760 --> 00:38:21,840
Speaker 12: I mean, what do you guys think if I just

863
00:38:21,920 --> 00:38:23,480
Speaker 12: say I might like that.

864
00:38:23,719 --> 00:38:25,399
Speaker 2: Is this a moral thing that we shouldn't cross?

865
00:38:25,440 --> 00:38:26,239
Speaker 4: It is bad?

866
00:38:26,360 --> 00:38:28,840
Speaker 3: There's nothing bad about attending somebody's funeral.

867
00:38:29,200 --> 00:38:31,440
Speaker 8: More than they talk to anybody. I agree, if she

868
00:38:31,520 --> 00:38:32,840
Speaker 8: can like not finesse.

869
00:38:33,120 --> 00:38:36,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, you gotta find someone that's well loved though, so

870
00:38:36,040 --> 00:38:37,000
Speaker 1: there's lots of people there.

871
00:38:37,280 --> 00:38:39,239
Speaker 3: You don't want to show up at a lonely person,

872
00:38:44,680 --> 00:38:48,080
Speaker 3: all right, So I mean I think you have our support, Valerie,

873
00:38:48,160 --> 00:38:51,320
Speaker 3: to go out, just find a funeral, attend it for

874
00:38:51,320 --> 00:38:53,840
Speaker 3: a couple of minutes, and then and then just go

875
00:38:53,960 --> 00:38:55,400
Speaker 3: on your date with mister billionaire.

876
00:38:55,960 --> 00:38:58,200
Speaker 1: If you give us an update, yes, I like that,

877
00:38:58,440 --> 00:39:01,600
Speaker 1: we need it or no, and we'll get yes, we'd

878
00:39:02,320 --> 00:39:03,360
Speaker 1: come back and tell.

879
00:39:03,280 --> 00:39:06,360
Speaker 12: Us what happened. I promise I will let you know

880
00:39:06,480 --> 00:39:08,360
Speaker 12: what happens. I will keep you updated because this.

881
00:39:08,400 --> 00:39:10,160
Speaker 3: Is a big Okay.

882
00:39:11,840 --> 00:39:13,600
Speaker 1: Right now, just text him, Okay, I'll send you the

883
00:39:13,640 --> 00:39:14,239
Speaker 1: info later.

884
00:39:14,440 --> 00:39:14,960
Speaker 2: Plan on it.

885
00:39:15,040 --> 00:39:20,240
Speaker 1: Saturday morning, okay, Flag he wants to go to a funeral.

886
00:39:23,360 --> 00:39:24,880
Speaker 4: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

887
00:39:26,440 --> 00:39:30,000
Speaker 3: One guy is getting roasted for his Valentine's Day video

888
00:39:30,440 --> 00:39:33,960
Speaker 3: and he thought that he was doing a good thing. Also,

889
00:39:34,520 --> 00:39:37,560
Speaker 3: why should you think twice before helping a sad, lost

890
00:39:37,719 --> 00:39:38,880
Speaker 3: child out on the streets.

891
00:39:39,880 --> 00:39:40,759
Speaker 2: That's what we're saying.

892
00:39:40,840 --> 00:39:42,600
Speaker 3: I'm telling you you need to think about it. You're

893
00:39:42,640 --> 00:39:47,479
Speaker 3: gonna hear why in a brand newtok click shot that's

894
00:39:47,520 --> 00:39:48,000
Speaker 3: coming up.

895
00:39:48,560 --> 00:39:50,040
Speaker 4: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

896
00:39:50,680 --> 00:39:52,839
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I had the weirdest dream last night.

897
00:39:53,040 --> 00:39:53,319
Speaker 7: You did.

898
00:39:53,719 --> 00:39:58,799
Speaker 3: John Wick was fighting Captain Jack Sparroweah. Each one had

899
00:39:58,800 --> 00:40:02,399
Speaker 3: a Chiso burrito Chipotle in their hand, and just when

900
00:40:02,440 --> 00:40:04,680
Speaker 3: it looked like Captain Jack was getting the upper hand,

901
00:40:05,320 --> 00:40:10,279
Speaker 3: John Wick yelled TikTok click shot And then I woke up.

902
00:40:11,080 --> 00:40:14,040
Speaker 3: But that reminded me, Oh, yeah, we're doing TikTok click shot.

903
00:40:15,640 --> 00:40:15,839
Speaker 7: Yes.

904
00:40:16,400 --> 00:40:18,880
Speaker 3: He is so shocked at how many clicks that viral

905
00:40:18,960 --> 00:40:21,360
Speaker 3: video is getting. We've got some of the biggest tiktoks

906
00:40:21,360 --> 00:40:24,160
Speaker 3: from the past week. Let's get into it. Your first

907
00:40:24,440 --> 00:40:27,960
Speaker 3: TikTok click shock got close to half a million views.

908
00:40:28,520 --> 00:40:32,000
Speaker 3: It's a guy with the username real King Kong, and

909
00:40:32,480 --> 00:40:35,000
Speaker 3: he's a self proclaimed millionaire that shares videos about how

910
00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:36,279
Speaker 3: to become rich all over His.

911
00:40:36,760 --> 00:40:39,719
Speaker 1: People are so annoying and it's always self proclaimed. I'm like,

912
00:40:39,760 --> 00:40:41,799
Speaker 1: I would like to see some evidence to back any

913
00:40:41,880 --> 00:40:43,480
Speaker 1: of this millionaire stuff up.

914
00:40:43,560 --> 00:40:45,720
Speaker 2: Well, give me some bank statement you want evidence.

915
00:40:45,800 --> 00:40:48,200
Speaker 3: He took to the app on Valentine's Day to share

916
00:40:48,239 --> 00:40:51,120
Speaker 3: a short video where he's dining at a small restaurant

917
00:40:51,200 --> 00:40:56,759
Speaker 3: chain called The Olive Garden a millionaires, so it looks

918
00:40:56,800 --> 00:40:58,520
Speaker 3: like he ate his meal, and then he starts the

919
00:40:58,560 --> 00:41:01,120
Speaker 3: video after that, and he's paying his bill okay, and

920
00:41:01,239 --> 00:41:04,640
Speaker 3: he tells his elderly waitress to swipe on the payment

921
00:41:04,680 --> 00:41:07,480
Speaker 3: screen till it reaches the maximum tip percentage.

922
00:41:07,840 --> 00:41:09,920
Speaker 2: WHOA, that's cool for him.

923
00:41:10,120 --> 00:41:11,920
Speaker 8: That's why I want to be rich someday is to

924
00:41:12,200 --> 00:41:12,799
Speaker 8: do stuff like that.

925
00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:15,600
Speaker 1: And he's obviously doing it out of kindness, not cloudy.

926
00:41:15,880 --> 00:41:16,400
Speaker 8: I mean that's why.

927
00:41:16,920 --> 00:41:21,560
Speaker 3: By the way, we're recording, so and he yells quote

928
00:41:21,719 --> 00:41:27,480
Speaker 3: boom two hundred percent okay, I mean, and leaves the

929
00:41:27,520 --> 00:41:29,000
Speaker 3: old lady completely stunned.

930
00:41:29,800 --> 00:41:31,439
Speaker 2: I mean, it's probably what a thirty dollars bill.

931
00:41:31,600 --> 00:41:34,880
Speaker 3: The bill for his meal was forty six dollars, okay,

932
00:41:36,440 --> 00:41:38,560
Speaker 3: meaning that the woman walked away with a ninety two

933
00:41:38,640 --> 00:41:42,400
Speaker 3: dollars Yeah, okay, I mean that's cool. So he posted

934
00:41:42,440 --> 00:41:44,359
Speaker 3: the video and in the comments there were a few

935
00:41:44,440 --> 00:41:46,759
Speaker 3: normal ones, like you know, a lucky waiter.

936
00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:48,120
Speaker 4: Up.

937
00:41:48,760 --> 00:41:50,839
Speaker 3: But then a wave of anger.

938
00:41:50,680 --> 00:41:53,920
Speaker 1: Came through, right because he's doing it all just for clicks.

939
00:41:53,960 --> 00:41:56,279
Speaker 1: He's not doing it to like help anyone out, doing

940
00:41:56,320 --> 00:41:57,040
Speaker 1: it to help himself.

941
00:41:57,080 --> 00:41:59,520
Speaker 3: He was saying, who cares? This is only for the content.

942
00:41:59,760 --> 00:42:01,440
Speaker 3: If he felt the need to film this for the

943
00:42:01,520 --> 00:42:05,399
Speaker 3: internet clout, then it doesn't count. Even more people jumped

944
00:42:05,440 --> 00:42:10,520
Speaker 3: on calling him patronizing, self aggrandizing. Don't know what that means.

945
00:42:10,719 --> 00:42:14,200
Speaker 3: A lot of eyesing work. Anytime someone calls you something icing,

946
00:42:14,400 --> 00:42:16,840
Speaker 3: it's bad. Somebody even questioned if he was really a

947
00:42:16,960 --> 00:42:17,760
Speaker 3: multi millionaire?

948
00:42:17,880 --> 00:42:21,400
Speaker 2: Yeah exactly, am.

949
00:42:20,480 --> 00:42:22,200
Speaker 8: I the only one that's like, dude ninety two, just

950
00:42:22,239 --> 00:42:23,360
Speaker 8: give her a hundred.

951
00:42:25,120 --> 00:42:25,359
Speaker 3: Chap.

952
00:42:26,840 --> 00:42:28,839
Speaker 1: I'm like, bro, round up and then making a big

953
00:42:28,920 --> 00:42:30,920
Speaker 1: show out of it and making her go up to

954
00:42:30,960 --> 00:42:31,759
Speaker 1: two undred percent.

955
00:42:32,440 --> 00:42:33,360
Speaker 2: Just do it yourself.

956
00:42:33,520 --> 00:42:36,879
Speaker 8: Man, that was big like twenty years ago.

957
00:42:38,480 --> 00:42:40,120
Speaker 3: All right, bro, she's still going to all that on

958
00:42:40,200 --> 00:42:43,680
Speaker 3: her taxi. No one's impressed. So his response to all

959
00:42:43,719 --> 00:42:46,480
Speaker 3: the haters is, quote, it doesn't matter how you live

960
00:42:46,520 --> 00:42:49,680
Speaker 3: your life, you'll always be judged by someone else. Oh yeah,

961
00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:52,000
Speaker 3: the best thing to do is ignore the noise and.

962
00:42:52,160 --> 00:42:52,600
Speaker 7: Just do you.

963
00:42:53,800 --> 00:42:54,000
Speaker 4: Yeah.

964
00:42:54,160 --> 00:42:56,759
Speaker 2: Welling video.

965
00:42:59,320 --> 00:43:03,400
Speaker 3: That's a TikTok click shot. You're next, TikTok click shock.

966
00:43:04,120 --> 00:43:07,640
Speaker 3: It's a weird video that's racked up thousands of views.

967
00:43:07,880 --> 00:43:11,000
Speaker 3: But a Florida woman named Shannon Fraser was walking near

968
00:43:11,040 --> 00:43:13,160
Speaker 3: an outdoor mall when this twelve year old boy comes

969
00:43:13,239 --> 00:43:14,680
Speaker 3: running up to her and asks for help.

970
00:43:14,800 --> 00:43:16,040
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, that's so scary.

971
00:43:16,200 --> 00:43:19,240
Speaker 3: So she's crying, saying that his phone was dead okay,

972
00:43:19,360 --> 00:43:21,920
Speaker 3: and he couldn't reach his family or his friends okay.

973
00:43:22,200 --> 00:43:24,000
Speaker 3: So he has to borrow her phone to get in

974
00:43:24,080 --> 00:43:26,640
Speaker 3: touch with him, and without thinking, she just hands.

975
00:43:26,400 --> 00:43:26,759
Speaker 4: It to him.

976
00:43:26,920 --> 00:43:28,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, of course, I mean, he's a twelve year old

977
00:43:28,640 --> 00:43:29,160
Speaker 1: little boy.

978
00:43:29,440 --> 00:43:31,680
Speaker 3: So the boy cries thank you, and he opened up

979
00:43:31,719 --> 00:43:35,120
Speaker 3: her maps app. It's a little weird. So she's standing

980
00:43:35,200 --> 00:43:38,320
Speaker 3: nearby watching this happen, and what she doesn't realize is

981
00:43:38,800 --> 00:43:43,160
Speaker 3: he also opened up her Venmo no, and within seconds

982
00:43:43,239 --> 00:43:46,200
Speaker 3: he transferred four thousand dollars to himself.

983
00:43:46,360 --> 00:43:50,800
Speaker 8: Oh god, that's smart.

984
00:43:51,000 --> 00:43:53,919
Speaker 3: And the bank accounts where the money went to they'd

985
00:43:53,960 --> 00:43:58,399
Speaker 3: only been set up an hour before that happened. Wow, kid, smart, dude,

986
00:43:59,400 --> 00:44:00,400
Speaker 3: you're giving him problem.

987
00:44:01,160 --> 00:44:04,000
Speaker 1: You get your hustle on, you end up being that millionaire.

988
00:44:04,160 --> 00:44:06,839
Speaker 2: All yeah, yeah, I knows it, Like, what the heck?

989
00:44:07,000 --> 00:44:10,720
Speaker 3: That's crazy. Days later, when she finally realized.

990
00:44:10,320 --> 00:44:12,040
Speaker 2: What happened, she didn't realize immediately.

991
00:44:12,239 --> 00:44:14,000
Speaker 3: No, then she went back and looked and all the

992
00:44:14,040 --> 00:44:16,240
Speaker 3: accounts had been withdrawn and closed.

993
00:44:16,680 --> 00:44:19,120
Speaker 1: Oh my god, so you can't even get the money back.

994
00:44:19,160 --> 00:44:21,480
Speaker 1: It's not even sitting anywhere that could be transferred back.

995
00:44:22,200 --> 00:44:25,120
Speaker 3: So apparently people are saying this is the new pickpocket,

996
00:44:26,400 --> 00:44:28,439
Speaker 3: like a new type of scam. Little kids are running.

997
00:44:28,480 --> 00:44:30,880
Speaker 3: So if you ever see a lost child crying, just

998
00:44:31,040 --> 00:44:31,919
Speaker 3: do what Brooke does.

999
00:44:35,280 --> 00:44:35,839
Speaker 8: Get out of here.

1000
00:44:36,920 --> 00:44:39,080
Speaker 5: See girls doing this, because you know, Nowadays, when you

1001
00:44:39,120 --> 00:44:41,240
Speaker 5: ask someone for their number, they just handy their phone.

1002
00:44:41,040 --> 00:44:48,640
Speaker 2: Like totally left me. I have your phone real quick, I.

1003
00:44:49,040 --> 00:44:51,040
Speaker 8: Was putting in my number. That's why it's ten digits.

1004
00:44:51,320 --> 00:44:55,919
Speaker 2: Yeah, what did your phone number? Needa?

1005
00:44:56,000 --> 00:44:59,560
Speaker 3: Pine users are being encouraged to set up their face

1006
00:44:59,640 --> 00:45:03,239
Speaker 3: ID and their pain if you haven't done so already, okay.

1007
00:45:03,160 --> 00:45:05,440
Speaker 1: Or maybe just dial the number for the crying kid.

1008
00:45:06,440 --> 00:45:08,640
Speaker 1: The kid can't get into the Vendo handy.

1009
00:45:08,760 --> 00:45:12,680
Speaker 3: Yes, don't trust the children in danger and crime and

1010
00:45:12,760 --> 00:45:16,640
Speaker 3: in fear and oh wow, what's that? My phone just died?

1011
00:45:17,040 --> 00:45:17,160
Speaker 4: Was that?

1012
00:45:17,239 --> 00:45:18,320
Speaker 3: Can I use yours for a second?

1013
00:45:18,600 --> 00:45:18,839
Speaker 11: Sure?

1014
00:45:27,080 --> 00:45:27,960
Speaker 2: Getting all this money.

1015
00:45:31,040 --> 00:45:32,399
Speaker 3: Stories for the day?

1016
00:45:33,360 --> 00:45:48,640
Speaker 4: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning's.

1017
00:45:41,640 --> 00:45:43,640
Speaker 3: Going for seven wins in a rows of day. You're

1018
00:45:43,680 --> 00:45:46,040
Speaker 3: gonna be taken on Rebecca from Seattle, who has a

1019
00:45:46,160 --> 00:45:47,839
Speaker 3: lifetime record of zero to two.

1020
00:45:49,360 --> 00:45:51,200
Speaker 2: Rebecca third time charm.

1021
00:45:51,480 --> 00:45:54,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, they say that, what do you think is different

1022
00:45:54,600 --> 00:45:56,560
Speaker 1: this time than the other two times you've lost.

1023
00:45:57,480 --> 00:45:59,920
Speaker 2: I've been studying for the past year, obviously.

1024
00:46:00,680 --> 00:46:03,719
Speaker 3: No, she actually is going for her masters in teaching.

1025
00:46:06,760 --> 00:46:09,640
Speaker 2: Stuff. Have you? I mean, you've played this game, it's right.

1026
00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:13,800
Speaker 7: I've also been just reading random Wikipedia pages.

1027
00:46:15,800 --> 00:46:16,920
Speaker 2: Trust facts on the internet.

1028
00:46:17,640 --> 00:46:18,520
Speaker 8: Anyone can change those.

1029
00:46:18,680 --> 00:46:20,840
Speaker 3: Let's end Brook out of the studio and all that happens. Rebecca.

1030
00:46:20,840 --> 00:46:22,600
Speaker 3: You know the game's played. You have thirty seconds answer

1031
00:46:22,640 --> 00:46:24,400
Speaker 3: as many questions as possible. If you don't know when,

1032
00:46:24,400 --> 00:46:25,800
Speaker 3: you could say past. But you do have to be

1033
00:46:25,920 --> 00:46:29,879
Speaker 3: Brooke outright to win? Out to win? Can't talk yep?

1034
00:46:30,960 --> 00:46:34,000
Speaker 3: Are you ready? Yes? All right? Good luck? Your time

1035
00:46:34,080 --> 00:46:37,560
Speaker 3: starts now. Today's flag day in Canada? What type of

1036
00:46:37,719 --> 00:46:38,840
Speaker 3: leaf is on their flag?

1037
00:46:41,000 --> 00:46:41,040
Speaker 4: What?

1038
00:46:41,239 --> 00:46:44,239
Speaker 3: TV shows opening scene always ends with the phrase Live

1039
00:46:44,320 --> 00:46:49,239
Speaker 3: from New York Saturday Night. In Harry Potter, the lion

1040
00:46:49,360 --> 00:46:54,640
Speaker 3: is the mascot for what Hogwarts House? Oh h griffindor

1041
00:46:55,200 --> 00:46:58,600
Speaker 3: Cincinnati Chili is actual chili served over a bed of what?

1042
00:47:00,120 --> 00:47:00,279
Speaker 12: Right?

1043
00:47:00,719 --> 00:47:04,040
Speaker 3: Comedian Gilbert Godfrey was the original voice for what Insurance Company?

1044
00:47:07,200 --> 00:47:09,480
Speaker 3: All right, got your answers in, Let's bring Brook back

1045
00:47:09,520 --> 00:47:12,960
Speaker 3: into the studio. And I don't know if this is

1046
00:47:13,040 --> 00:47:15,520
Speaker 3: true or just a typo on my screener here, Rebecca,

1047
00:47:15,600 --> 00:47:18,200
Speaker 3: but it says you have six children under the age

1048
00:47:18,239 --> 00:47:18,919
Speaker 3: of ten, right.

1049
00:47:18,880 --> 00:47:21,200
Speaker 6: Now, that's correct?

1050
00:47:21,280 --> 00:47:22,160
Speaker 8: Are you pit?

1051
00:47:22,440 --> 00:47:22,480
Speaker 4: What?

1052
00:47:23,560 --> 00:47:25,840
Speaker 3: And you're going for a master's degree at the same.

1053
00:47:25,760 --> 00:47:29,359
Speaker 11: Time, Well, I'm going for my masters, because I can't

1054
00:47:29,400 --> 00:47:30,840
Speaker 11: be at home with all of them anymore.

1055
00:47:32,360 --> 00:47:34,480
Speaker 8: Starting a school at this point, I'm just gonna teach

1056
00:47:34,560 --> 00:47:35,240
Speaker 8: your children.

1057
00:47:35,920 --> 00:47:38,719
Speaker 11: Yeah, after the homeschooling and I decided I'd rather teach

1058
00:47:38,719 --> 00:47:41,399
Speaker 11: in a real schools.

1059
00:47:41,440 --> 00:47:46,640
Speaker 3: Start your own country at this point. Yes, but all right, Brooks,

1060
00:47:46,680 --> 00:47:49,960
Speaker 3: your turn, Yep, you ready, Yep, your time starts now.

1061
00:47:50,440 --> 00:47:53,319
Speaker 3: Today is flag day in Canada? What type of leaf

1062
00:47:53,520 --> 00:47:54,200
Speaker 3: is on their flag?

1063
00:47:55,200 --> 00:47:55,239
Speaker 4: What?

1064
00:47:55,400 --> 00:47:58,640
Speaker 3: TV shows opening scene always ends with the phrase live

1065
00:47:58,680 --> 00:48:02,560
Speaker 3: from New York night Life. In Harry Potter, the lion

1066
00:48:02,680 --> 00:48:06,800
Speaker 3: is the mascot for what Hogwarts House? Cincinnati chili is

1067
00:48:07,040 --> 00:48:11,000
Speaker 3: actual chili served over a bed of what Fred's comedian

1068
00:48:11,120 --> 00:48:15,120
Speaker 3: Guildfort Godfrey was. Gilbert Godfrey was the original voice for

1069
00:48:15,200 --> 00:48:19,080
Speaker 3: what insurance company a FLAC? All US passports are blue?

1070
00:48:19,280 --> 00:48:23,560
Speaker 3: What color are Mexican passports? All right, we got our

1071
00:48:23,600 --> 00:48:25,319
Speaker 3: answers in. Let's go to the scoreboard and see how

1072
00:48:25,360 --> 00:48:29,239
Speaker 3: you did with jose Is looking spicy millenniums.

1073
00:48:29,800 --> 00:48:32,040
Speaker 8: Rebecca, you got too correct today?

1074
00:48:32,840 --> 00:48:33,239
Speaker 4: All right?

1075
00:48:33,640 --> 00:48:35,800
Speaker 3: Oh, okay, it's a decent score.

1076
00:48:35,920 --> 00:48:39,040
Speaker 5: Yeah and brook yeah, you must also have a masters's

1077
00:48:39,040 --> 00:48:40,200
Speaker 5: because you got four.

1078
00:48:43,080 --> 00:48:45,680
Speaker 3: Sorry, Rebecca. Let's go over the answers here for everybody.

1079
00:48:45,960 --> 00:48:48,239
Speaker 3: Today's flag Day. In Canada, the type of leaf on

1080
00:48:48,280 --> 00:48:51,120
Speaker 3: their flag is a maple leaf. The TV show that

1081
00:48:51,400 --> 00:48:54,120
Speaker 3: ends their opening scene every time Live from New York

1082
00:48:54,280 --> 00:48:55,399
Speaker 3: is Saturday Night Live.

1083
00:48:55,800 --> 00:48:57,919
Speaker 8: We couldn't give you that, Rebecca. You had to say

1084
00:48:58,000 --> 00:48:58,680
Speaker 8: live as well.

1085
00:48:58,760 --> 00:49:01,680
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, she just said Saturday, but it didn't affect

1086
00:49:01,719 --> 00:49:04,960
Speaker 3: the game. To her credit, that is how they say it.

1087
00:49:05,080 --> 00:49:05,960
Speaker 3: It's Saturday Night.

1088
00:49:06,160 --> 00:49:06,319
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1089
00:49:06,440 --> 00:49:10,239
Speaker 3: But the show in Harry Potter, the Lion is the

1090
00:49:10,320 --> 00:49:15,719
Speaker 3: mascot for Gryffindor's house Cincinnati. Chili is chili served over

1091
00:49:15,840 --> 00:49:19,080
Speaker 3: a bed. It's just a bed served over an actual

1092
00:49:19,200 --> 00:49:21,840
Speaker 3: Bed's interesting, No, it's a bit of spaghetti.

1093
00:49:21,880 --> 00:49:23,799
Speaker 2: I want to make a settle chili.

1094
00:49:23,920 --> 00:49:26,640
Speaker 3: I want it so bad it sounds really good. Comedian

1095
00:49:26,719 --> 00:49:30,200
Speaker 3: Gilbert Godfrey was the original voice for the insurance company AFLAC.

1096
00:49:30,480 --> 00:49:32,080
Speaker 3: He was the duck until they fired him.

1097
00:49:32,680 --> 00:49:33,319
Speaker 2: They fired him.

1098
00:49:33,680 --> 00:49:35,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, he had like a big scandal come up.

1099
00:49:35,719 --> 00:49:37,799
Speaker 2: Remember hard to keep tracks.

1100
00:49:37,920 --> 00:49:43,880
Speaker 3: All us passports are blue, Mexico's passports are green. Cool. Okay, interesting,

1101
00:49:44,440 --> 00:49:47,719
Speaker 3: So Rebecca, good luck with your master's degree and we'll

1102
00:49:47,760 --> 00:49:50,240
Speaker 3: be back to do Windbrooks Bucks same time tomorrow.

1103
00:49:50,760 --> 00:49:52,280
Speaker 4: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning,